Who’s Most Likely To Break Up?
who's most likely to break up Harper you. pick cash and Kate me and no why why. would you do that honestly I you are. making this whole couch mad right now. you and Kinsey are inseparable right now. cuz y'all are like just starting y. relationship who's most likely to break. up like in the whole big picture you. can't ask her that don't answer Harford. kiny M they're not going to break up I. just want to be. [Music]. done uh we're started well we have. started welcome back to the commas. podcast okay I'm glad that that's.
well I've had a. thought my nail is broken it's been. broken for a day and a half and I'm. driving myself nuts about I got it fine. I got the ASMR thing figured out I don't. think you do cuz you're still talking. really loud so I kind of wish can you. please shut up nobody wants to hear what. you're saying yeah that's kind of I'm. sorry I love. [Music]. you this is. insane what were we going to say Kate. well I was going to share a little. thought I Rec you say what tell me now.
you're hurting my eyes I don't think you. want me to tell me I don't think you. want me to tell me your cash had a. nightmare that woke him up and scared. him that he would oh don't say that. don't say that did you pee in the bed he. did say that no he the for. sure no Kate do you put extra like the. plastic over the mattress so that Kate's. or so that Cash's PE doesn't actually. penetrate the mattress yeah wait pretty. disgusting.
that's no shot heck of disgusting wow. you have to put a mattress protector on. when you sleep with. him well this is embarrassing I was just. making a joke kidding wait nobody else. sleeps with mattress protectors well. first of all mattress protectors are. different than a piece of plastic we. have a mattress protector we don't have. a piece of plastic see I'm a firm. believer in mattress. protectors SC wait guys hold on hold on. guys too no anyways what don't want to.
hear about Cash's dream that scared so. bad they don't this is it I'm never. sharing anything with you ever again. okay it's fine we don't have to talk. about it but we can tell about talk. about no so he wakes up the this is why. I keep my feelings all bottled up inside. yeah think people out here share my. business can you do that right now can. you just and let her talk yeah wait guys. there's somebody in the. house yeah there's someone in the house. who. now I can't see.
can you put your legs down so I can see. my friend heart don't. have pretty much cash had a dream that. there was a killer clown after him and. he woke up and was so scared that he. wouldn't get up and go to the bathroom. is it too early to be me it is a little. early so give y don't understand what I. no you stop laughing bro has the shirt. on backwards just be mean now like I. don't. care did you do that on purpose purp uh.
no I just put this on before the episode. I. was there's no way there's no shot. you're kidding I don't believe that my. tea is a little too hot for my liking. okay what the were we saying my tea is a. little too hot for my liking yeah it's. what were we talking about I can talk. like that cuz I'm a woman yeah I hate I. hate this podcast girl we can't stay on. the topic we were just on a topic we on. top now we're on another topic okay cash. cash I literally was trying to talk. about a a great thing that happened this.
week one of the brightest parts of my. week and you shut me down no you were. talking about my killer clown dream yeah. that was which you guys don't understand. by the way that was the brightest party. your. [Laughter]. week the dream literally I was at a. house party yeah okay I don't really go. to those I don't your first mistake I. don't know why I was there why were you. at a house party I don't know. manam I don't know but then a killer. clown just start stabbing everyone what. yes why was Kate stabbing people.
and I was on too early I'm sorry first. time stamp of Maverick being me in this. episode Sor that one was like it was. easy it was like in my dream everybody's. running around running for their lives. and I'm like on the third story of a. building and I'm looking out and the. Killer Clown is chasing this guy on a. dirt. bike on a dirt bike oh no oh this is. some weird stuff this is some. foreshadowing bro this is weird you a. dirt bike and a clown right here in the. a number two the clown is me I'm the. clown Class Clown me over here not you.
that was very weird because he this kid. was riding the dirt bike escaping the. clown the was this actually a real. dreamer or you mean I mean he woke up. the next morning and was like shaking. was on the dirt bike was he on the dirt. bike no yeah that part is real this kid. was on a dirt bike riding around trying. to escape the clown and then he like. wrecks a little and falls down on the. ground and he like gets knocked out and. the clown just like walks over like that. slow walk that those bad guys do and he. just grabs his knife and he just. goes okay enough you just spit in my cup.
of tea your spit launched out of your. mouth hole and into my cup of. tea anyways keep. tea what will we ever do well I would. like a new cup of tea please would you. make that for me please no I don't even. know how to tea who who makes tea man. just buy PE tea PE tea oh yeah the on. with the well I had a I just had a great. idea for a podcast episode it just came. to me while I was looking at my cup of. tea and I could see my face yo guys we. might be going on tour pretty soon so I.
need you guys to do me a huge favor. everyone go to the link in the. description and go vote on what city we. should come to in what country we should. come to so if you guys want us to come. to your city come to your country go. vote right now and cash is spit would. you like me to share it with you oh sure. hear me out slumber party episode we all. wear pajamas and drink tea and have a. little movie night and we please that. would be so. fun who drinks tea at a slumber party.
yeah why you drink like have you ever. drank tea at a slumber party not at a. slumber party but I'm sorry has that's. like K it's like that's like a senior. citizen slumber party type thing right. there well it's good for your body. coffee sometimes we're going to host a. tea party I got a tea set and everything. and you guys are not welcome cuz you're. going to break my te a tea set I'm not. welcome to the tea party has a tea set I. have my own te got one what no I. genuinely come yeah tea part I can bring.
sugar cubes yes hey I'm not for sugar. cubes no one told me about that sugar. cubes and tea is it true that horses. actually eat sugar CU I used to feed my. hores sugar cubes gosh Kenzie I went out. my and I gave my horse a sugar cube yeah. sometimes you keep to yourself Kenzie I. us to Fe my horse one of those. things up real nice my little snackies. in my pocket I used to keep them for My. Horses I said bety you want a you want a. sugar cube today bety you look like. nobody names their horse Bessie Bessie I. name okay oh yeah totally what was your.
horse name I have a friend named bety. his name was Duke ah I thought it was. going to be buck buck everybody's horses. should be named Buck or Buckle I had a. horse named cois a horse named cowboy. and a horse named Duke you had a horse. named. coochi what bro Coe y hey stay quiet kid. don't ever talk again hey you should. make sure she's sober cuz that was not. okay yeah what's in that TK.
he it's raspberry leaf tea oh that. sounds. specialty special tea special tea that. was good special. te well. Harper so. uh why you throw well in there you can't. throw a well in there it's quiet she. goes well well uh okay so listen I'm all. down for the D party. thing do you guys not remember what. happened at the last Tea Party.
boys are I just spilled tea on me I. remember yes yeah I remember the last. part it was a massacre about killing. people on taxes and throwing tea. overboard more tea parties it's the. Boston Tea Party mine is going to be. much more fun than the Boston Tea Party. you're saying no killing British people. absolutely not British people are. welcome if you're British you're welcome. to my tea party I will make it up for. you it Happ like a bad memory for them I. don't know if they you should invite a. British person to your tea party when I. went to Maine I got to throw tea. overboard the boat that was actually the.
real boat wow you lit it in the ocean no. it was there were attached onto strings. and they were like boxes of tea and we. got to throw them overboard but I have. and they reel them back in oh you know. what's really good is a cup of tea with. like the little shortbread cookies those. are so good oh God I just I want a cup. of tea right now like you want one Kate. will make you one oh no no no is Kate. like the maid or something no she's not. the M Kate no she is make some tea Kate. can you make me go make me some no Kate. is kind of like the M no.
she's there two there's two k I was. referring to this Kate right here har is. referring to a different Kate so Kate. Baker hired another Kate to do all of. Kate's jobs so now Kate Baker doesn't. have to do anything well I promised my. cousin I would talk about her on the. podcast so I'm going to Hey Zoe all. right. now oh which brings me to my next thing. where was I I was at Bath and Body Works. and some girl was like mention me on the. pod so hey one about the Body Works girl.
everybody that's asking to. mention listen guys what are youall even. talking about over there Harper what. kind of tea you want I got mint I got. lavender chamel meile I got raspberry. leaf I got hibiscus I got lemon I got. lemon for real you're going to Kate's. going to make me tea. yeah what kind do you want would you. like we got all the kinds no seriously. what do you want just like green tea. green tea green tea we'll see if it. happens we just oh I know would you like. would you like sugar or honey sugar and.
honey sugar and honey oh chips and queso. no that's not how that works I want. chips and queso well it's agreed chips. and ques we don't got chips and qu on. hand we got we got tea it's such an I. when guys eat an i hey are these those. things we were talking about the other. day yeah I need to get that yeah you. should they're Sal like y'all aren't. even like what are y doing what stop. grocery shopping on the podcast no one. knows what you're talking about you want. know what we're talking about we're. talking about sticky boobs oh okay you.
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do you guys have a problem a problem. with you lately we do have I have a. problem with you too okay we'll get me. and cash have been um doing something. well don't say like that we've been. doing something not like that we've been. we've been sucking all of our time away. doing this thing why the the choice of. words man what do you make them better. cash has been he's been a bad friend. been a bad boy been a bad friend bad boy. bad man he's your brother yeah we he he.
left me for. dead many times this week in a video. game oh my gosh a video game we have. play it's real real he betrayed me man. um no we've been playing video games and. not going to lie we've been sucked in. that's like an addiction it's locked not. sucked in locked locked in whatever you. want to call it we've been in and it's. been C about so just go ahead and skip. over the story because it's about video. games and I know all of y'all really. just want to hear about the Tea Party y. understand video games video games Win.
video games is ruining our lives it is. it is but it's also making my life so. much better no that's a lie because no. it's true I have headphones on I can't. even hear you it's. great mark it down I mean has any have. has any of like anybody that's ever come. up to y'all like have they been like. mentioning me on the podcast and then. you're like okay yeah what's your name. and you've never mentioned them on the. podcast I've actually never done that. never lied I do that every time I do. that every time I think one girl's I met.
three people at gal's one girl name was. mckenley or something and I feel so. guilty I know uh your guilt can go away. no there's been way more though like um. never mind everybody that's ever came up. to me I mentioning y'all I know somebody. on camo ask Cameo asked me you mention. them huh C you said camo oh no Cameo I. forgot I still had a cameo and somehow I. got randomly booked for one and I was. like oh I guess I'll I'll do it and they. asked me to mention their name and I was. like you know what I'm going to do that.
I think their name was Maddie oh oh well. if it wasn't well to all the Maddies out. there we are mentioning you now shout. out Maddie's you guys know the first. girl I ever had a crush on her name was. Maddie well then that's not my name so. now we got a problem it was like the uh. kindergarten oh it was in kindergarten. what are you doing answering my cameos. oh my you just reminded her no what's it. called um I remember a uh a person asked. me to um to roast cash MAV on one of my.
cameos but cash and MAV they don't live. with wait I got a Rand like literally I. never get on Cameo and somebody booked. me on Cameo again like three times in a. row and I was like I was like wasn't. doing Cameo anymore somebody booked me. on there like three times in a row and. every time they just said roast Maverick. what I don't know every time they're. just like roast Maverick why do I need. grilled so much that was their only. direction to that was and they sent it. multiple times yes yeah like they kept. sending Rose fion M Ro I thought it was. ker Harper Bing. go for it this your give people what.
they want okay and literally we had to. refund them like five different times I. felt so bad oh because I didn't have. cash and map with by my side oh cuz. they're never by my side or they never. have my back they never happen never. happened well that's not true guys. Harper I I you know you're welcome here. all the time really really except. evenings as what we I play video games. no it's actually so sad after after we. finished working last night they were.
like we'll play one game and I came out. on my room I went I did my little shower. got ready for bed put on my little. pajamas and I came out and Kinsey was. still just laying on the couch out here. by herself waiting for Maverick to be. done and it was like midnight l no no no. you're going make so much kiny knows if. she wanted me off video games all she. had to do was say. Maverick can you get off video games oh. cuz she walked me like a dog no because. I was just playing cuz I thought you. guys were being entertained cash. actually told me he said no they're. having fun together they're doing things.
I fully knew she was sitting on the. couch by herself you are a liar yes I. wanted to play games sorry KY rude when. when cotton rubs together it makes me. like my teeth hurt like oh I know what. you mean don't do it I don't like fabric. makes your teeth. hurt or like when you scratch fabric. with your nails o it's gross what are. you doing no I literally hate it every. single time please don't do it the. torque on your hips there it was crazy. that was not real why did you turn so. this crap is disgusting like this crap.
you don't call it crap crap this there. do be crap though you po literally. you're going to CRA st stop talking. sorry sorry sorry stop it you realize. you fart in that mic and then you go and. you put your mouth all close to it you. are eating your you won't kiss that mic. oh he licked it earlier that's. disgusting all the fart particles up in. there e he licked it. again disgusting that's that's so you. basically just lick your own buff how. you're basically. about no when you kiss catch you're. going kiss his butthole.
oh give me a kiss that's disgusting give. me a. kiss stop I went to go get Kate many. kisses on this. podcast stop and I don't think she's. ever kissed me back I haven't said. anything mean to M All pod and he's. ripped into me at least five times y. should have seen her off camera I didn't. say anything off camera I don't talk to. off camera she probably thought. something no I don't talk to off camera. her mom said if I don't have anything. nice to say not to say it at all so I. choose not to speak to him there she. goes she's ripping at me. you you no no because you pretty much.
just said everything I think about. Maverick is bad so I'm not going to talk. to him no obviously obviously that's not. true believe it or not what happened. after be honest Kate just spill the tea. oh I'll tell you what happened so I went. downstairs and I was like oh my throat's. hurting and then I realized I had a. salad earlier and I think something I. ate in the salad I'm allergic to cuz my. throat is lowkey like swelling up and my. nostrils kind of hurt too like I don't. know what's going on so I think. something was in my salad I think my. salad La how are we on to a salad right. now how did we get horse radish in my. salad like the red the red horse radish.
there was horse radish in my salad if it. was red what is horse radish what are we. even talking about how did we start. talking your. s hey are a horse no no no horse radish. it's a. radish comes from the ground guys what. what do you think about my sleepover. idea well I think it's a good. idea you know what's cool it's burning. hot it will like actually like third. degrees burn someone for real yeah let.
me spill the tea k no let me spill it. I'm not this is my cup of tea you have. to wait till Harbor and I get our tea so. then we can all three have tea and then. you all can all spill the tea this is s. can we get another cup of tea for me to. spill no please no yes please please say. I said it more than you this is this is. one of my influencer friend socks she's. not just an influencer she w a blimp one. sock she want a blimp from the Kids. Choice Awards she's the coolest kid in. the world she and you have her sock. that's kind of weird you stole her so no. she gave it to like when she was when.
she was when she was grabbing the blank. before you like give me to. sh no. seay sorry what the sish seay I love. sish guys yeah clearly you stole her. sock I know I did so much I'd be. concerned if I was you she's never stole. one of my socks like actually like y'all. would probably like think that me and. say let's just like go up to LA and film. together but we actually talk offline. and I enjoy it like hey who's most. likely to steal a sock Harper yeah.
probably Harper dude what the heck not. me can you just stop ruining every. episode speaking of which we need to. play who's most likely to this episode. yeah we're supposed to play who most. likely to first let get a. tea the tea will come when the tea comes. Harper well stop being we don't need to. force Kate stop being a patient Harper. oh are you saying you want to go make. your own cup of tea do you actually. drink tea like frequently my mom every. morning when my throat hurts yeah all.
right let's play who most likely to who. would like to start off first Papa. wheelie um okay K you start off oh okay. I wrote These down I wrote them down. myself by my own brain I'm getting hit. you're getting hit oh you got brues on. you who's most right this feels targeted. oh my goodness I'll talk who's most. likely out of all of us is is everyone. working or listening to me I'm ready I'm. ready I'm ready now I'm ready with that. who's most likely to lie about their.
birthday to get the free cake at the. restaurant because me catch both have. lied so many times so many times back in. 2019 every restaurant we met I didn't. actually lie my friends lied and made it. my birthday probably like every. restaurant we went to we were like it's. his birthday and they bring out free. cake it's a life hack and they always. yeah I don't at the cost of lying no I. never lied I just always got free cake I. you let everyone else lie for you I. didn't ask them to do anything it would. just all of a sudden a birthday cake. come out I'm literally like 34 years old.
now okay next your turn uh who is most. likely to yell at the bug yell at a bug. yell at a oh wait like like yell like ah. bug or be like stupid bug yeah that. don't you ever do that to me again bug. that one oh Maverick he like oh stop you. he be like why would you do that oh them. making fun of me now so who's most. likely to try to communicate angrily. towards a bug oh Kate is obviously the.
one who would get mad at a honestly I. have tried to talk to ants before when I. was little I was thinking cash you know. I'm I'm going to confess something here. yes I I actually yelled at a fly. yesterday I did did he kept what did. they say yeah I'm not even joking I'm. not even joking this fly had been up my. butt. all whoa whoa that is a no fly. zone you ask me.
that's funny that's creative you finally. got a joke well you guys should laugh. more at that that I'll give you credits. for that one take the credit now it was. just off the fly too the. episode so anyway I had been minding my. business all day in this stupid fly it. was like he knew where my ear was he L. before after it came out of your butt he. was never near my butt okay so when. people joke about being a little OCD I. wish they knew what it's really like to. live with OCD because it's nothing like. like the stereotypes where the people.
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schedule a free 15minute call with their. team that's nd.com to learn more and. book a free call he kept landing on my. food kept landing on my cup and every. time he'd fly around he'd buzz in my ear. and at the end of the day I was fed up. with him I said please stop M's the type. of guy to open his wallet and a fly. flies out open Wallet MAV would never. carry a wallet what he to G the type of. girl to go to the bathroom and a fly. just.
what what dude like that's a crazy thing. you like guys for a spin in a little. toilet you know what I'm saying man nice. go around K is too nice thank you thank. you oh yeah hey guys this is Kate she's. been helping us she brought a cup of tea. yay ow ow ow can you take the hot candle. the handle whatever that's called thank. you I actually caught a fly the other. day I catch flies a lot I'm kind of like. a fly catcher you know so I I catch the.
fly in my hand and it's still alive so I. say cany come here and I put the fly up. her shirt and I let go what yeah oh. they're not ours you put a fly up her. shirt I did I sure did bro let true let. that baby fly I was talking what they. were ignoring you did he put a fly up. your shirt he tried he would probably oh. no that fly was flying all around in. there why people why are flies up shirts. and booty holes I don't understand no. one said it was up no you did you said.
you said a fly was your butthole y' got. to learn yall got to learn what an. analogy is fly was up my butt I don't. know what kind of analogy that is. nothing touch this fly I can't even SWAT. a fly with a little fly and you caught. one in your hands without killing it. y'all are concerned about how he caught. a fly how you can't catch a. fly that is dude that's a. crazy dude that is the craziest fly trap. I ever seen in my whole.
life. you're those fly traps that are sticky. that was there's a little bit of. poop. thinking trap like. slow a little bit. of going into the B y'all know the. majority of your audience is girls sorry. she just clenched her. [Laughter]. gotcha okay point the joke is like. imagine she missed dude she's like so.
uncomfortable right now imagine she. missed and it was a lightning bug bro. just lighting her up and her eyes are. going okay okay. okay get yours. turn take his M I love. this episode would be better M it's your. turn it's my turn it's your turn oh that. wait I no I feel like we should keep. talking about that that was toing her. eyes GL and her ears are glowing she.
she's so uncomfortable look at her okay. why are you mad I'm not mad I just KY Fe. sugar. cube I out I gave them. all be anybody else got any fly stories. it's going to be hard to be Kate's but I. mean I did not there could be one I. don't I don't got a fly story though I. feel nauseous a oh K did you to trap. some fli.
no I don't know what just happened too. many flies get in your stomach. Kate I need an ice where do you have any. more flies guys they think she caught a. bug oh no there's a hole in his. [Music]. song help me don't let me die don't let. me die. don't okay please just lift me up no I.
just got my picture I'm good. no my pants are coming. off no my pants are. off I'm about to catch a. fly it's bring a whole new meaning to. your flies down his pants. are his pants are. off your pants are down his pants are. your is down I see some flies coming.
your fly is down Sor no don't let the. fly girl near me somebody okay please. look me up no okay guys I actually can't. get up with the butt nobody going crush. me pleas please help help come on what I. do I don't know he probably wants me to. help but I'm not going to just LIF lift. to the dirt bike bag yes there you go. lift it it's heavy. M he said he said m. what D please D seriously I'm losing.
strength okay I think he's actually all. right. okay okay I got the bike ready yeah come. on come on P your pants back up you're. indecent on. okay the tea sped the tea he officially. spilled the. te I would kill him sorry kage I will I. will be I'm sorry I didn't mean to spill.
teeth oh my goodness she's going to cry. about her teeth I won't be weirded out. if you cry cuz that's actually I'm so. sorry oh she's crying really crying now. I got to go deal with this come on. anyways guys oh who's most likely to cry. over spilled. tea. I oh wow that's awkward dude that was. like the funniest like five minutes like. that almost no that wasn't that funny no. that was funny that no not that the. whole from the beginning of the fly talk. all the there almost meets the Halloween.
episode no no no that almost got me the. same Halloween episode was so funny I. can't what's wrong huh huh she'll be. back the Halloween episode actually made. me laugh about it like on camera when I. watched the video like I watched it now. I laugh we just watched it the other day. and we were still laughing yeah it was. so funny and like Halloween episode is. my favorite episode of all time the. Halloween episode only that one segment. though when I throw up we watched it and. you can literally see the throw come out. of my mouth the completely Brown because. of the.
it's so. [Music]. funny okay I am sorry about the Tea I. actually am sorry I didn't mean to spell. it but to be fair you didn't I can pour. some of my tea into your cup oh how. generous am I too here you go well no. his mouth is open completely wi there's. tea all over the carpet it's fine no my. socks are going to get wet and I don't. want my socks wet oh take your socks. sace sit down baby no there's tea where. my feet are going to be oh s crisscross. I do that just sit you're fine there is. also tea on her seat okay okay.
man water on me there's tea all over it. you're switching seats you're okay seats. I think we should order a new chair Kate. just sit Kate k a towel. oh you have a woken the. Beast if anybody remembers last episode. where she said don't be mean just. because somebody else was mean some of Y. probably has your tea warmed down yet or. cooled down no it's hot scared to drink. I can't even put it on my mouth CU burn. myself and I have to have my my like l i.
don't know if y'all saw what she was. just but if y'all ever seen Ice Cube. yeah we might need an ice cube I'll go. get some ice cube are you sure while she. cleans the tea thank you so much don't. spill my tea. okay okay oh but you guys you know. what's funny what I actually laughed at. was when was when um was when he was. falling back his back down the. motorcycle and um and then mavick said. um like your flies down Got a Hold I I. forgot what he said um it was funny.
though hey guys I'm back and I don't. have a cup of tea anymore what my socks. are soaking wet thank you for that I'm. glad that happened oh but don't worry my. feet are being kept warm on the moist. carpet from all the tea thank you so. much oh yours is a different color yeah. it's like green guys it's te come on no. it's just. like where what are you doing she's. adding te ice to her warm teeth more. okay here I'll take it I'll take it. there there I have two there's a third. oh thanks you're too generous you know.
sometimes I'm like maybe I shouldn't get. so irritated and I shouldn't but it's. hard when everything of mine is just. destroyed constantly destructed messy. all the time Kate you have a hard how my. feet are warm and just sit down it's wet. carpet come on stop being so. dramatic down e I took my socks off my. feet are like warm right now on the warm. wet carpet dude I don't know what these. girls are going to do without their. their tea. oh they still got theirs don't worry. they're good all us so gross hey in.
respect of Kate I think y'all should. dump your tea out no I'm no in respect. of Kinsey and her future bedroom don't. pour the tea out why' you look at me. like that Kate cuz you're being. ridiculous dude like really like relax. bro yeah stop acting like our couch is. destroyed my chair the floor is wet I. don't have a cup of te a dirt bike is in. the upstairs of my home there's still. dirt bike up here where's the dirt bike. there's a hole in the wall behind you. our TV is smashed there's a hole in the.
wall yet you're sitting on the dirt bike. okay whoa dude smart Bean he is on Smart. more like smart Bean smart Bean smart. all right let's get back to the game. who's most likely to all right who's. most likely while you're Zing your tea. like that who's most likely to have. anger issues M the camera literally. pointed towards you that was that was. crazy it it pointed towards me before I. dude this is not a good time to now you.
puted the camera away now put it back. put it back like you did I genuinely. they're so cold my toes are freezing. right now oh my gosh if you hate the if. y if you hate the podcast so much why do. you why do you come here I literally I. I'm fine when you're not destroying my. things you would never leave you enjoy. the. destruction I would say okay who's most. likely to have anger issues um everyone. point three two one go. okay she's just salty there's three.
fingers Point lightning is it really I. think it's lightning and thunder all. Kate your turn well okay who's most. likely to continue to destroy other. people's things after they politely. asked multiple times to stop destroying. it there you. go KY you got a point oh I have to yeah. everybody's got point oh it's either are. you going to point MAV everybody guys. you got to go on go go I guess cash use. Point immediately you don't got to think. about like they're they're really doing. you dirty bro I feel bad that was crazy.
four fingers were pointed at me also. pointing is not nice did anybody ever. teach I feel bad pointing at you I did. thank you all right Kenzie you ask one. um hold on I have them written down I. forgot oh how are you not ready we've. had so long to prepare should we just go. in a circle and say all the things that. cash is most likely who is most likely. to fart in an elevator filled with. people with the door shut and they're. locked in there's nowhere for them to go. I've done that multiple times on purpose. disgusting one of my favorite. conversation starters in an elevator.
what I'm. sorry no. just did y'all hear that anybody hear. that is there a ghost in here or or if. you want to really mess with someone you. go oh excuse. you can you guys believe this guy. elevators do be fun we've had some fun. times in elevators I'm sorry I can you. guys hear me cuz I got to stand up cuz. my back hurts from Bend and. over my toes are cold don't laugh at. that all right mad uh somebody else go.
Harper you stop it um who's most likely. I'm trying to think wait what's funny I. forgot no you ask most likely it's my. turn he's going this way fine skip you. har you go no I gotta okay fine I'll go. last okay well who's most likely to I. need to set my tee who's most likely to. mhm did you not ride any you go. first okay I don't care you wa no Harper. just go who's most. likely are you are you sure yeah.
positive I I wouldn't want you to skip. your turn here wait wait oh my gosh okay. who's most likely to can I say it I. wanted to say what I think the title's. going to be who's most likely to get. lost in their own City okay now see you. ask a question and now everybody says 3. 2 1 and we point okay 3 3 2 1 wait no. you don't get you don't going to think. about it you just point who got the most. oh who's most likely to have a wa wait. who has the most here nobody's got wait. do you who you pointing at who who are.
you pointing at um Maverick okay it's a. tie between Kate and no it's a tie. between everybody everybody she's. pointing at Kate Kate's pointing at you. you're pointing at Harper K and I'm. pointing at kiny no Kate's pointing at. Harper Harper oh Harper wins all right. MAV you oh wait no no it's my turn okay. you say one okay who's most likely to. have a fly fly their butthole and then. their cheeks. CL okay three two one okay every ready. to go go go that didn't. why don't y'all Point everybody point.
you got to play the game right start. pointing 2 one point see look here we go. ready watch this it's it's it's easy. supposed be easy no no let me go look. who's most likely to to die okay 3 two 1. go I could see Maverick maveri wait okay. who's got the most votes me okay I think. Kate's going to murder me that's. understandable but why me keny you just. do some really dumb things which could. cause an accident which could cause you.
to die okay M who did you point at I. pointed at Harper was why Harper cuz. Okay that's Val she eats random things. what is that it's from the tea bag oh oh. you're not supposed to let the okay no I. just voted Kenzie because she's the. oldest I mean statistically here oh well. okay see it's easy who is most likely to. take advantage of a senior citizen 3 two. go what can you say that if y'all don't. point a cash you're wrong no I don't. wait what I don't think you can say that. take advantage like be like haha you.
don't know what SK R is no like you scam. them out of their money or like you know. okay. you okay I didn't know when I asked that. question all the fingers were going to. be pointed out M aren my who's most. likely to be eaten by Jeffrey. dmer uh I think he only likes dudes so. probably me no probably me I think all I. know you got a point 3 2 1. go oh uh Maverick. eaten a aw because I think he found his.
dudes at like dance parties and you go. to dance parties no like he only. definitely cat is getting eaten. yeah all right anybody else got any all. the guys that who's most likely to throw. fit in. Monopoly what I don't I don't I quit no. I qu oh no it is Kate you're right it is. Kate I just quit when I get only when. she's playing with y'all probably yeah. oh believe it or not I'm actually a. super normal and patient person when I'm. not around you guys okay you guys can't.
just point at me for every single one of. these okay who's most likely to go to. prison in. Mexico me y why what am I doing in. Mexico you you're you just you just the. type of guy to get arrested in Mexico. you're just that type of guy what that. makes no sense give me one type of thing. you think I would do you're the type of. guy be like oh man I didn't know you. couldn't do that you arrested no you. take advantage of Mexico people you take. advantage of a Mexico senior citizen no.
that's you would scam them you would. like start starving and find some food. and you have to eat it and then you. throw up and you defend somebody and. they'd start hitting you because they. were mad at you for not eating their. food and then you would try to fight. back and then you have to go to jail. yeah okay I have one. more who's most likely to punch a wall. punch a wall. me no. good he hit a.
stud his might be broken he didn't punch. a hole in the wall though no he just D. in the wall he didn't make it through. yes see the dead right there oh I do see. the D oh my goodness his hand might be. broken he genuinely might have broke his. [Music]. hand you idiot you're so.
stupid make it. better. uhoh a little scratch on you she don't. want me to be. better how did how did I only do that. dude you did nothing it's like an indent. of a. penny is it is a strong wall okay yeah. well you're not as strong as you think. you are yeah you can't even punch. through a wall apparently not. but I'm not going to do it in Kate's in. Kate's.
will okay um to punch better who's most. likely to leave somebody in a. relationship just because they don't. like them anymore three two. one wait I need a. vote I would be so mad at you right now. wait what was the question who's most. likely to leave somebody in a. relationship just go be good they don't. like them anymore if this was my house I. would be so mad at you like genuinely. it's me everybody pointed at you wait. Kenzie doesn't that make you.
sad he wouldn't not like me though that. he would leave that he would leave you. for me I I Harper you're 12 I know okay. well I it's in my dreams all right wait. but K I'm sorry about. everything okay who's most likely to be. mean that was the next question who's. most likely to be mean hey uh we got an. issue. what. so you guys know these Outlets that have. like three prongs.
yeah yeah it's only got two now oh you. broke it inside the thing yeah stuck in. the wall yeah the third prong is is. still in the wall socket hey I know the. fits just stab that one into the wall it. anybody got a fork no cash just plug. that straight into the wall got a fork. no obviously I'm not giving you a fork. to electroc yourself you idiot cash you. just plug it into the wall anywhere if I. was your I would kill you huh just plug. that in anywhere in the wall and it'll. work okay let me just.
okay that's not really working M now now. both the prongs are broke oh my gosh now. both all three prongs are broken is this. what y'all just do around here what. you're the one who broke the TV are you. serious y'all just wreck things around. here I feel like this Wall's not very. stable after. this is this a support wall okay Cas. cash wanted to ask this question I told. him y'all wouldn't be okay with it I. didn't want to ask any question he said. who's most likely to get divorced I did. not say that yeah you did I did not say.
that yes you did yes you did I heard it. he's blaming this question on me no that. is crazy how about who's most likely to. break up okay who's most likely to break. up that is the same thing Harper you. pick cash and Kate me and no why why. would you do that what honestly I you. are making this whole couch mad right. now you and keny are inseparable right. now cuz y'all are like just starting y. relation brother that's yeah exactly I. forgot but who's most likely to break up. like in the whole big picture like who.
if one of us was to break up probably me. and me m and kenie or me Harper if one. of if one of our Rel what the what the. wait what did I say oh my goodness what. I say we might Harper T's h r Harper. what did I say did I say Kinsey and. Harper no you said keny and MAV are me. and. Har I no M and keny or me and K Harper I. me to say Harper Harper who is most.
likely to break up in the long term you. can't ask her. that don't answer Harper don't answer. I'm not CU I think y' none of y'all will. break up I mean obviously it's. hypothetical gun to your head you had to. pick one a gun to her head I mean I. would choose probably. like look at how in love we are no I. know I bro Kate doesn't we're like a. picture perfect couple your back end is. too close hly never seen K happier she's. happiest when she's with me yeah so who.
you going to pick I I honestly like I'm. just going to talk about the people that. are closest right. now like in this moment right now um. keny MF they're not going to break up. really you think me and kid are more. likely to mhm cuz In This Moment In This. Moment wait no but like why would you. why because she like break up with you. just to like because she's mad at you. breaking her house so she can get her. own house but she still want to be. married to you but she needs her it's. okay I fix it is that that fell on her.
oh my. gosh I'm going to lose my. [Laughter]. mind Kate just put it down please go if. I'm being honest I think you already. lost it okay why are you going to lose. your mind don't lose it no it's just. like so beyond obnoxious like top level. obnoxiousness like all I ask is to just. maybe not destroy my things do you even. know how to spell that word destroy no.
obnoxious wait hold on M stop really. Kate you think that about me what do you. what do you mean really K really K I. only I only knocked over your cup of tea. and punch an accident don't be mad at me. for an accident since no it's just that. you're so chaotic in everything you do. be more careful that's an evil laugh. you're doing that's an evil. laugh she's just sitting here at your. downfall. just okay. that's what she's doing because it's so. frustrating and everyone's going to.
think I'm crazy and I'm not crazy you're. not like no nobody understands what it's. like living with two Psychopaths who. just destroy everything okay so now we. know the answer to who's most likely to. be mean okay no y'all are insane and. you're fine with just destroying. everyone's belongings and being chaotic. and being messy and knocking over our. cup of tea and not making anything no. y'all I have like watched Y and y'all. have been like obnoxious this episode. you think I stick my head through that. wall. no it's not even funny I've been. thinking about it I wasn't sure y'all.
think the hole's big enough for me to. stick my head in yeah yeah go for. it you know what don't do it can I just. leave this episode I'm so done with it. okay okay she's so mad because you. spilled her tea or she's mad because. there's a bug up her bite what do I. don't know which one it is it's not your. bunny. anymore oh that's so lordy that's like. not good for me tonight okay.
um yeah K my Kate be honest is something. bugging. you hilarious glad we got that all the. way you guys not laugh at this you want. to laugh deep inside so she's. smiling I'm on Kate's side for this. because I genuinely love Kate no no. one's on Kate's side more than me I'm. genuine no I'm her hubby baby okay.
listen I'm her hubby baby okay so I'm. her hubby baby keep I trying to touch. you love you show affection but you. ain't accepting my affection no I'm not. accepting it right now accept me no who. I. am can I help. you can't help someone that doesn't want. to be helped no I asked you no she just. asked if she can help you oh ask what. you now you tell her what you want oh. okay I'm not a baby I'm a.
man oh my gosh I would like I'm sorry. Kate a. sandwich what did you. say I knew what you were going to say. before you said I almost said it for you. it's not funny cuz nobody else knows the. inside joke what did he say it's on. inside joke she said well I told her. make me a sandwich it's about that's how. there is do it it's just a joke what did. you say. oh K's laughing because the other day.
when she walked in you were like oh my. goodness wow do you remember that no she. he goes how did you get her asking if. she can make you a sandwich oh yeah keny. was like M can I make you a sandwich and. he's like sure and I was like did she. just ask you for permission to make you. a s this is the craziest thing I've ever. witnessed I was like how you do that. this is jokes by the way disclaimer put. this actually just put this like five. this should be like all throughout this. episode disclaimer I'm.
joking and also disclaimer for anything. she says and also disclaimer she's not. actually mad it's an act no it's not. right because I I love Kate and I would. never try to hurt Kate and no I I like. you actually like I actually no no like. not even joking I love you I love you. too Harper. Kate if there's anything I can do to. make up for the catastrophes this man. has done to your your house wa it's like. a $300 fix I know a drywall guy it's.
just that it's not going to be fixed. that's the thing is Shake on it I'll fix. it like this week if he's. available yes and then but you're not. just going to put another hole in like. two months for the content well but like. even if there's another hole in the wall. he could fix it again but like we don't. need to keep putting holes in our wall. it's ridiculous once we get a studio we. can patch it up I don't give a crap what. we do if it's not in our house I'm just. tired of our house being destroyed for. Stuff she saying once there's a studio. okay see you keep talking to me like I'm.
like I'm like I'm lower than you I feel. like because you. are yeah get on your knees that's it I'm. out of. herei. [Music]. Amigos okay just edit me where it looked. like I drove drove drove edit me where. it looked like I drove around for a. little bit and now I'm back dude you. know that makes Kate mad why would you. do that now that I burned off some steam. you let out the. gas you let out the bug gas gas um do.
you forgive me yes oh okay we're. good woo she R her eyes so far back in. her head I'm sorry that was rude of me. do you want to ride on the. back no I don't I'm okay thank you you. want to ride on the front no I want the. dirt bike to just be taken out of our. house back into the garage where a dirt. bike belongs I don't understand man. women me neither man dude there's sure. complicated me neither did like why does.
one get so mad are you just punching a. hole in the wall dude because it's her. house that's all I did dude you can't. even make this up like how did that just. happen can you hold this te you just hit. her in the head cash oh wait did I. really yes you hit her on the head I. don't think it here I got it I got. it this is not a good episode it's not. wait did I hit you in the head no oh see. but it could have. [Laughter]. I'm sorry about the kov situation kovs.
are bad. listen Kate yes could have surround our. whole I'm seriously sorry what are you. doing I'm being. careful oh my gosh he's. gonna oh shoot my tea my tea oh shoot. you're not careful I'm being. careful careful what at what what do you. mean what are you doing my tee what are. you.
doing I'll give youall some space do you. hear that thanks I think it's thundering. here Kenzie come sit let's. watch show me. love you are I don't know but I don't. want no. one who loves me you know. D I love.
you I love you D I think. he's. B okay all right guys. well okay um me and. Kate we're happier and better than ever. no we're not actually. that's not true because for those of you. who missed it I don't know you guys.
maybe have all been here for like the. whole episode so far um my tea was. knocked. over yeah sure. happens hey happy couple happy couple. pay attention to the sad couple we spoke. the tea and we. laughed that's fine ky ky let me know. how it feels when they knock your tea. over when you're four years in and every. cup of tea you ever have gets knocked. over knocked over hey Harper I just want.
to say you were spot on with the who's. most likely to break up you were spot. on we're not going to break up guys. we're not breaking up I promise you no. we're not breaking up but I really wish. like maybe a little bit more. consideration would go into like my okay. good cuz I thought you were about to say. you really wish you would have married. someone different she would never cheat. and that was going to hurt I would never. cheat by the way but that would really. hurt me no I just like you know every. once in a while let's maybe take a step. back and take it off off that we're not. a cute couple right now just take it off. oh we're.
sad sad sideways is sad sad girl hour no. I just like maybe every once in a while. let's maybe take into consideration like. hm how will this make Kate feel because. everything we do upsets her so maybe we. should stop upsetting her so frequently. if everything he does upsets you it's. kind of hard to like not do anything. like I've said he's normal he is normal. I know what she needs off camera he's. normal you want some Starbucks you that. what you oh Goos careful she can't she. can't have she can't have Starbucks.
anymore oh my gosh I'm like the worst. husband I'm sorry I didn't mean that I. forgot you're not allowed to have star. no I'm sorry she's on a diet where she's. not allowed to have Starbucks I'm sorry. I didn't mean that yeah they're trying. to have a. baby okay to have a baby that means no. more Starbucks I'm sorry I didn't mean. that I forgot you're this isn't no trust. me she's. fine I just want to be done nope you're. not done can we be done no you just. started crying this is the best.
part that has some decency bro sorry I. need the views are down views are down. we're having intimacy here but currently. views are. up I'm sorry I I didn't mean that no. we're not done mom I har mom just walked. in guys yeah you're ruining the moment. hold on okay I just want I'm serious are. we done what time is it I mean we can be. done but are you AI is entertained right. no I'm sorry you know what this isn't. about that it's so annoying why can't.
you guys just be normal for one br's. laughing at you by the way har Harper's. mom's laughing at you Harper's own. Mother's laughing at you I just thought. I point that up. no that face is crazy my mom is not. laughing at. you get off the couch what the Yeah you. can sit down go ahead off the couch. take a picture okay what I'm.
sorry what's wrong it's fine what's. wrong hey one day everything about this. episode is wrong upet no nothing's wrong. listen I can help you guys get to where. we're at oh my gosh shut your. mou listen I'm going to leave and I'm. going to have you work out your couple. problems thanks I love you wait har do. you have anything to anything to say. maybe help me out here a little bit you. screwed up your own situation okay yeah. it's your own fault and I'm sorry that.
you did this to yourself but I'm going. to leave this is where you going are you. going to Starbucks it's a cou Po's. podcast I'm going to. leave it's not I like take your armor. off or yeah I think you guys are the. couple Harper I don't think I'm invited. to that couple anymore me and K are a. couple all right guys I'm just going to. go over. here well okay just welcome to the new. welcome to the coup's podcast to M kiny. and kayen Harper and nobody likes me.
here today cuz dude I'm personally. biggest fan yeah I'm a number one fan. brother except when you left me in that. video game I was pretty pretty mad. pretty mad okay so does anybody got any. final words to say here before we wrap. things up don't ruin the house yeah um. remember when was here she said how K. let's go to Starbucks wait wait wait. hold on it's a three star day oh it's. three star day yeah it is let's go not. kidding okay can you clarify that like. you're not actually mad at me right I'm. not happy but it's fine he's like please.
please I don't want people to be mean to. me in the comment section no it's fine I. understand that we have to put holes in. the wall in the name of content and I. understand we have to spill my cup of. tea in the name of content and I. understand I can't go to Starbucks cuz I. want to get pregnant and I'm so glad you. understand what's about to. happen. cash who's most likely to punch a hole. in the. wall no. just end it right there.
yeah all right thanks for watching guys. if you're still here.
