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Apparently, you guys have been writing. about us. >> Oh, yes? And it's been not so nice. >> journals? >> No, on Reddit. >> This podcast was very scary to watch. >> Scary? Me and my 12-year-old daughter. and son were watching this podcast and. was very disappointed to see Cash 21, Maverick 36, AND A 19-YEAR-OLD. WHAT? ALL HANGING OUT with a. 14-year-old. They were doing very. disappointing and very disappointing. things to the 14-year-old. >> What the They were talking about how fat. Kate is, which is very sad to watch just. because Kate is fat. >> What? Wait, what?

No way. That's crazy. [Music]. WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY? WELCOME BACK TO. ANOTHER EPISODE. >> OF THE LOL PODCAST. >> HELLO. Think you guys leave for Japan in. just a couple days. >> Yes, we do. Me and Kate are headed off. to We're going on a voyage. >> Tokyo.

Wait, what? What did you say? We're. headed to Tokyo. Okay. Wait, when? Uh. Monday. >> The Chicago show, they come straight. here after. >> Yep. They go straight to straight to. Japan. So, me and Kate are going to be in Tokyo. for two weeks. >> No, we're not. >> Yes, we are. No, we're not. Okay, well, like 13 days or 12, pretty much. >> No. We're going from Chicago and then. from Chicago to Tokyo. >> Okay, well, we're in Tokyo in like a. week and a half to two weeks. We're in. Tokyo a long time, enough for me to. learn some Tokenese, okay? And. >> What in the I'm going to be a.

professional Tokenese when I get back, I. hope all you know. And when I come on. the podcast and I start LOL Podcast. Tokenese language Dude, I don't even. know. what. people should be offended by of you. saying that. But, they they Somebody. will be, I'm just saying. >> Tokyo's a city. I think your mom should be offended, actually. That's who should be offended. >> By what? Me going to Tokyo? No, but you. not being able to talk in Japanese, Tokenese. >> Okay. Y'all going to be so jelly, I can. already feel it when I come You can't be.

offended by somebody that doesn't know. that Tokyo is the city in Japan, so. don't get mad at him. >> know that. I also know. What's it called? Osaka. I don't even know, Alex. I'm I I. question if you can even spell Tokyo. Kawasaki. How about that? >> Have you guys ever wanted to be on the. podcast? Well, now is your chance. We. are going to be giving three tickets. away to three of you guys to join us for. a live phone call on the podcast. If you. guys want to be one of those three. people, then all you have to do is pick. up a slime on October 25th at 5:00 p.m.

Central Standard Time. We're going to be. putting three golden tickets in those. boxes. If you guys get a golden ticket, follow the instructions on the back, and. we will be giving you a phone call. So, make sure you guys get a slime. They. usually go really fast. I'll see y'all. there, 5:00 p.m. Central Standard Time. this Saturday. That's like a Toyota. How about that? >> Are you going to spell them? Honda. How. about that? Those are all Japanese words. No, they're not. Yes, they are. They're.

Japanese car brands. They actually are. You didn't know that? What do you mean, no? Honda? Wait, wait, did you say no? Yeah. >> No, they're all Japanese car brands. No, they're not. >> Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Toyota? It's a Japanese car. >> Think about it in your head. Say say the. word in your head. Toyota. See? I know THAT'S WHAT I DIDN'T WANT HER TO. SAY ALOUD, but I guess No, it is. They. the the the the the Asian people, they. love using Y's and I's. >> Japanese. That's Asian, Kate. OH MY.

GOSH. >> NO. OH, NO. THEY'RE GOING TO die in. Japan. Kate, OH MY GOSH. YO. HARPER, we. will never see them again. Bro. They're. going to be so done for. I'm Asian. That's a plot twist. Hold on, wait. No, but Kate, you know that. What are you doing, a blood transfusion. down there? Wait, Kate, you know they're Asian, right? Yes. If they're not Asian, what would. they be? I know. I I understand my mistake now. >> Okay. I was never great at geography.

That had nothing to do with geography, what? Okay. Well, kind yeah, it did. Yeah. Listen, we're going to learn about. the culture. Yes. >> I'm actually really excited. It's a. place we've never been before. I've never been that far away from home. >> I know. I'm going to learn a lot. I'm. going to go to all the temples. Yeah. The Great Wall of China's always been a. place I really wanted to go. I love that place. That's in China. Yeah, well, obviously, the wall, half of. it's in China. And where's the other half? On the. border of China. Which is Tokyo.

Yeah, I think. >> Oh, no. Maybe, I don't know. There's got. to be The Great Wall of China has to. touch like almost every Asian country. It's like a giant It's the island. Make. sure. Make sure you download like a an app. that helps you translate. >> Dude, I am worried about that. I I told. I told Kate I was like, I am cuz I don't know it yet. And I. said, you know, when we go to Tokyo. Yeah. Oh, that's once you mix the the. clay piece. No, I'm not Yeah, it starts.

out blue. So, starts out Also, guys, our. Halloween drop, well, actually, we. probably already dropped Halloween. I. don't know when this episode's coming. out, but. >> dropped it, but the restock may be. happening. I don't know when this. episode's coming out, but this is great. But, uh no, what I was saying is Tokyo, I'm actually very nervous. Uh. I don't know. I don't get nervous often, man. Actually, not nervous, just kind of. unfortunate because I feel like I'm. going to spend hours and hours in the. subways not knowing where to go, which. just sounds highly unfortunate because I. can barely navigate subways in like New. York City, let alone when it's all in.

Tokenese. I don't know how I'm going to. get there. They write their numbers. differently, too. I don't know. What? >> they do. Yeah. >> Their numbers? I don't know. They're. Their whole like way of reading is just. different than ours. Yeah. Like. everything that's Western You know what? You know what I heard, though? I'm. taking half a packed suitcase cuz I got. to leave room cuz apparently the. shopping there is crazy. >> half packed a suitcase in your life. I'll bet. >> No, but I Okay, then I'm going to have. to buy another luggage or something cuz.

I heard the shopping there is crazy. I. feel like if Harper went to Tokyo, she. just wouldn't come back. She'd be there just like driving Mario. Kart things around. Yeah. >> I probably wouldn't come back. I'm. really excited, though. And I'm going to. I'm going to buy a lot of things. Like what? I'm asking. You know what you. know what Kate's excited to buy? Yeah, what are y'all Wait, what are y'all. excited for in Tokyo? >> Yeah, she was like, I'm so excited, I'm. going to buy a knife. What? Yeah. That's what Kate's excited. for to buy a knife. First off, how are.

you getting that back? I guess you can. put it in your checked bag. No, do you. have to when you buy a knife, I'm pretty. sure what they do is when you buy it, wherever you buy it from like wraps it. up in a way that makes it to where you. can't take it back home, but you're not. allowed to open it until you're back. home. Really? You mean put it in your checked. bag. No, like they wrap it up in paper. and they like tape it and stuff. In your checked bag. I don't know. >> What do you think they're doing to this. knife? Putting it in a safe? I don't. know, but I saw videos. They were like, when you get something wrapped up like. this, don't unwrap it until you're back.

home. Why? Cuz you're not allowed to. take it if it's unwrapped. Yeah, you just didn't strike the knife. type of girl. >> Yeah, so if you try to bring a knife. that does not have wrapping paper on it. like it's your birthday, then don't. don't even try. Kate turns it over to. the airport, they're going to be like, "Unfortunately, we can't let you through. without a knife." Apparently, there's. wrapped. >> They're Apparently, they're cookware. Like they're like chopping knives for. cooking are really good, so I want one. of those. What I'm actually really. excited, like like actual experience, is. I really want to go to one of those. Japanese like tea houses, where it's.

like one of those experiences where. um. yeah, you like go and you just. experience a Japanese tea house. Dude, you already Cash, I got your first. sentence. Are you ready? Repeat after me. Okay, bet. Konnichiwa. He says that all the time. >> That's not That's not the rest of my. sentence. >> Oh, okay. That's She's not getting me. >> I learned that from iCarly. >> Konnichiwa. is Mandarin. Oh, no. It is, I actually believe. Isn't. it? >> Okay, repeat after me. Ready?

Kaiwa. Kaiwa Kaiwa tractor. What? Kaiwa Kaiwa. tinky ga i desu ne. >> That's definitely saying something sus. I'm not saying that. That is something. about me and probably some male lover, and I'm not about. Say it one more time. Konnichiwa. Kaiwa tinky ga i desu ne. Yeah, that's the most sus sentence I've. ever seen. I probably said that. completely wrong. I hope I don't offend.

people there. I don't think they'll understand you. I. think you're okay. I think you'll be okay. Cuz they're. going to be like, "What in the America?". I'm so excited to go, and I want to. embrace the Japanese culture so bad that. I just love walking around and being. like, Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. Yes. And if it doesn't let. me say hello Yeah, that's great. Say. that the whole time YOU'RE THERE. KONNICHIWA. BUT, I FEEL LIKE THAT MIGHT OFFEND THEM. FOR SOME REASON. It shouldn't because.

I'm genuinely that excited to say what's. up. If I saw a Japanese person here that. learned hello, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HELLO.". I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, DUDE. WAIT, BUT. THEY SAY hello and like Cash says. Ladies, keep saying it. THEY'RE JUST, "HELLO.". I'M SO EXCITED. >> back to them, AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE, "HELLO." I'M REALLY EXCITED. Cash and I. are We we're working on like a couple of. videos that are going to be filmed. there, so you guys will have plenty of. content to watch of our experience in.

Tokyo. Yeah, I want to do something along the. lines of like day one. asking a Japanese to blank. But, I I don't know what it should be. To blank? To what? Just asking them. something in English, like asking a. Japanese person to blank with me or. something. But, I don't know what. exactly it should be yet. >> Just say dance. Yeah. >> Yeah, but I'm going to ask them in. English, and then I want to do something. and see like if they do it with me. >> You got to do it like Dax Flame style. Yeah, like I want to be like Konnichiwa. >> Day one of asking a Japanese to uh jump.

rope with me, but they don't know jump. rope or maybe they do know English. I. feel like a lot of them know English. there. >> They probably I feel like they have to. >> to be like day one of asking them to. jump rope with me and then I'm going to. start jump roping and like hand them a. jump rope and see if they do it. Hey, whatever you do, don't skip. Hold on. I. know I'm interrupting but just give me a. second, okay? I have very important. news. We are still on tour and we're. going to Oklahoma City, Dallas, Houston. and then we are going overseas, baby, to. Australia and we are going to Melbourne. and Sydney and then we're going to. London, Manchester, Ireland. If you guys.

live in any of these cities or you want. to come to any of these shows, go to. thelolpodcast.net. and go get your tickets. Peace. You're. going to be like konnichiwa and they're. going to be like bro, shut up. They're like I speak English bro. >> to eat some bacon, you American. I'm so. excited to go. It's going to be really. fun. I'm most I'm most Oh my gosh, Kate, when did you get that? Last week. What is it? An Aura ring. Oh. I yeah. >> She's been asking Cash for one for over. a year now. >> you got it for her birthday. Well, I.

tried but It didn't come in time? >> couldn't find it anywhere in LA. I was literally shopping for it and I. ran into Harper's mom at Target and I. was like what are you doing here? And. she was like looking for Kate's birthday. gift and I was like me too. Wait. What? I did not know that. >> Yeah. You didn't know he got up early. that morning? I knew he went to Target. and like got me something. >> Yeah, I was trying to find you an Aura. ring but couldn't find it anywhere. Wait, so what does an Aura ring do? >> Wait, pause. Hold up. Why did you never tell me that? I don't.

know. I was going to get it for you so. you could have said that. >> and bought one for myself. I wouldn't. have bought this. Well, yeah, but you. asked me every day so I was like fine, get it. Aw, I'm so sorry. >> Aw, yeah. You should have waited another. year. Yeah. Yeah, do you have one? No. Wait, what does your Aura ring do? Cuz I don't. really feel like it gives you more Aura. Wait, what what does it do? >> like it's just like it's like a wellness. ring. It tracks. everything. >> get 10 of them. You'll have auto Aura on. you. Oh my gosh. I got a lot of money on my fingers. How.

much are they? Yeah, 300. Wait, are. they? Wait, how much is that thing? I'm not. telling you. >> Go ahead, tell them Kate. I'm not. telling you. >> Say it loud and proud. We just Yeah, you. spent it. Let's hear it. I'm not telling. you cuz you're just going to shame me. for it when it's something I how much I. spent on anything. I don't hide it. No. >> No way. >> You spent a thousand? No, I did not. Well, until you tell me otherwise I'm. going to believe you spent a thousand. No, I it was 500. Which is mad expensive. No shot it was. 500. What on earth do you need that. little That listen, that thing ain't.

giving you $500 Aura. I'll take that. right now. No, you don't understand it and you. don't have to. Wait, it was it Y'all. Y'all ASK. >> MAKE. THE Y'ALL ASK FIRST OF ALL. Y'ALL ACT. like I just casually was like all right, bet. I'm going to cop one of these $500. rings. I never make purchases like that. Never ever ever do I just casually spend. $500 on an item. But I have wanted this. for over a year. I had done a lot of. research on it. I looked into a lot of. different things and I was like I really.

do want it but I'm not going to buy it. And I never bought it. I never did at. all. I haven't had it and then finally. during Prime Day. >> it Kate. You wanted it a long time. >> Yes. You don't got to justify yourself, okay? >> Okay, I'm not going to then. Okay, how. much is the uh the bracelet you have on? Now this one? Can you stop it? >> This one was. like 60. >> would ask me my most expensive piece of. jewelry. Oh, yeah. How much was that? Wait a minute. No, this one was just. $50. Oh. Oh, what about the other. bracelet? This one is a charm bracelet.

so everyone's gifted me the charms. So. >> Selfie. Yeah. How much is the watch? $12. $12? Yeah, I would have kept that one here. cuz she spent all her money on the Aura. ring. Aura ring, five hundo. WATCH, $12. SO NO, EXPLAIN TO ME just real quick, what does the Aura ring do? >> That's what I want to know. >> Like I want to know like what makes that. little Cuz like. my I don't even think that's as much as. my wedding ring, I'll be honest. Um well, it's just a wellness ring. Like.

it just tracks literally everything. >> it's just a wellness ring. >> No, it's just like it. >> What the heck is a wellness ring? Does. it heal you? No, a wellness. What do you mean what is a wellness. ring? It tracks your body. It tracks. >> here don't know what a wellness ring is? A wellness ring? No, it's just like it's just like tracks. everything in your body. Like what though? Like when you're going. to poop? Like it's not checking your. Like what is IT LIKE BING BING BING bing. bing? It checks your blood pressure? I. think it can do your blood pressure. I. doubt it does your blood pressure. What. I really Fine, since you want to be all.

up in my business, I'll tell you why I. really wanted it. >> Okay, that's all I wanted to know. Thank. you. That's all we were asking. I wanted to know when I ovulate and that. was it. Yeah, and this ring can tell me. that because every day it takes your. temperature cuz it gets your temperature. and when your body temperature rises a. little bit, that's when you know you're. ovulating. >> Or you're working out. No. What is. ovulating? >> Every single day it takes your Wait, like in. Like when you're like when you're. period? No.

Well, kind of. Similar, Harper. I don't. think Madi even knows what it means. >> Ovulate? Yeah, it's when when you. growing eggs, baby. That's what that is. Oh, really? No. No, it's right before. they get scrambled. Okay, this Okay, change the topic. >> No, I'm confused. >> Kenzie, it's change the topic. >> Health science. That's what you learn in. school, what? >> a health science channel and this is not. school. >> All right, let's talk about science. No, no, no. No. LOL science, I need to know what.

this guy's going to say about LOL. science. Okay, uh. When a man and a woman really love each. other What does ovulating mean? Wait, Harper, you you don't know? No. Oh. Did you ever I guess you can look it up. You never took like. a health class? No, the I literally No, You did not like. >> does not mature egg? What does that mean? The American health. system does not teach you that and it's. bad. I think they do. No, they don't. >> I learned that. I did not learn that. Okay, you learned something different.

cuz you were homeschooled. Oh, I see. And I don't know that your mom. And I don't see that your mother she was. not really teaching about ovulation, was. she? I'm going to teach you. She gave me. a book. She said read the book, answer. the questions. >> No, she did not. Yes, she did. >> Dude, my parents didn't give me nothing. I've never seen your mom teach you about. ovulation. >> No, she didn't sit down and teach. She. said here's your science book, here's. your quizzes. Read the book, answer the. quiz. If you get all of it right, you. don't have to do read the chapter again. Dude, you're so lucky. Like I had to. figure it out all on my own. That's what.

I just said I did. No, I was out there. figuring it out without even a book. What? Oh, cuz you didn't What? I'm being. for real. What? My My parents never gave me any. advice What are you talking about? >> Dad gave me one sentence talk. He pretty. much said man and woman love each other. equal this. That's all he said. >> THAT'S NOT TRUE. I WAS THERE. I was. there when you got the talk. He doesn't. mean that your mom gave him a book for. that. It was just a normal science class. book. >> but I'm saying like you read.

just all of human anatomy. I figured it out on my own. >> Okay, so your Aura ring tracks that but. you couldn't track that without the $500. Aura ring? Yeah, so So like what am I. supposed to do? I don't feel like it. does that either. OH, MY EGG'S DROPPING. ACCORDING TO MY RING. >> NO, Y'ALL don't understand during Y'all. don't understand. When you ovulate, your. body temperature rises so slightly but. it's like clockwork every single month. your body temperature rises. So when you. have something that's tracking you like. this which I have had another thing.

that was similar. Every morning I would. take my temperature. Oh, so a. thermometer can do the same thing. No, because not just a thermometer. It has. to be like a specific one because the. the rise in your body's temperature is. so subtle that a normal thermometer. wouldn't catch it. So it's a special. thermometer designed to like catch the. slight rise in your body temperature. >> think that those like thermometers and. all that type stuff is like so wrong. Like my mom would be taking my. temperature when I'm under the covers. sweating and she's like oh, you're. highly sick. I'm like no. I I have covers on me and I'm sweating.

Or when they try to stick the thing in. your ear and they're like. yep, I don't know. I don't feel like. they they don't do those no more. What? >> They do. What do you mean? Yeah, they. do. They. >> No, that's like an old We have I have. one. No one gets a thermometer in their. ear no more. Yes, they do. Yeah, see. you've never done that. Yes. Yeah. You. really? No, but like still though. Like. act like Yeah, they do that at the. doctor's office. Really? It's actually. pretty clean compared to the other one. cuz it's got a little plastic tip that. just goes touches your ear. Actually, the the thermometer Wait, what What's.

the other one? Goes in your mouth? Whoa. You don't want that. What are you. laughing Nothing. Or it goes on your. fingertip. The thermometer I have right. now in our bathroom goes in our ear. >> Why y'all buying the sus ones, man? Why don't y'all buy the ones that just. go on your forehead? >> Those are the most accurate one. Your. forehead? I ain't never had that. That's. like. You ever had one on your forehead? Yes, that's like the most normal one. It's. just like the normal one. Like when. you're in elementary school and you go. in the the nurse, she's like well, I. can't stick this thing in every kid's. ear. That's a fancy nurse. Nah, all of the.

nurses I had always put the thing on my. finger. Dang. My nurse was just balling. then. I think the finger's more better. More better? >> Yes. Doctor Thunder? What? Someone's nurse mom is listening. to this like oh gosh. No, the thing they. put on your finger. that ain't a thermometer. That checks your heartbeat. And your. temperature and your oxygen level. You're stupid. Right? Also, for the record, I haven't decided. I literally I've had this for like less.

than a week and I haven't decided if I'm. keeping it yet. You shouldn't, man. >> Are you allowed to return it? >> Yeah. How long do you have to return it? I don't know. It's Amazon. They take. everything back. That's true. Oh wait, you have 30 days actually with. Amazon. Is it 30 or 60? Probably 60. I've taken some stuff back to Amazon. late. >> Amazon low key has the best return. policy. I'm not going to lie. You can. use anything you want and you could. probably buy a house and then use it and. return it. >> Yeah. Um. Yeah, use it for like a party and then. return it. What? A ring? A house?

>> A. ring for a party. Kate probably would. She'd be like, "Okay, everybody in this. party is about to catch my aura.". Why am I catching such a stray for a. ring that I. >> how much this one was. This one was. 65. And how much was your wedding ring? How. much is all your jewelry. >> like Reese. How much is all your jewelry that's on. you? I kind of did sound like Reese. That did. How much was your wedding. ring? >> Um.

>> I feel like I'm making I'm not making. fun of you, Reese. If you're listening. to this, this is how you talk. She's not. listening, trust me. Oh, great. Then I. can actually make fun of her. Um so, okay. What were you going to say, Kate? No, nothing. But I'm trying to. >> how much your wedding ring was. My. wedding ring? I don't know, you bought. it. >> 20,000. No. It was on discount for 890 dollars. So, I got a steal. You're lying. You got it for free. Uh. no, it was I got it at Zales. Um. I actually Kate's wedding ring um.

I bought it in LA when I was like, "Okay, I'm going to propose." And then I. drove to the mall when I made the. decision. I just like drove to the mall, went to. the first wedding ring store I found and. then bought one. Yeah. It was actually very like exactly. like that. >> Did you ask her what kind of ring she. wanted or you just bought the first one. you saw? Well, she's just told me like. over like the time of us dating like. what type of a ring she wanted so I kind. of knew-ish. Yeah. But then I just went. in and I was like, "Show me your silver. rings.". And they showed them to me and I didn't. even look at the prices. I was just.

like, "Okay, that one.". And then I was like, "Wait, how much is. it though?" And they were like, "It's. like It was like 900 or 1,000.". >> brought you to a different section. that was cheaper. And then it was like 900 or 1,000 and. then I just bought it. Yeah. >> And then I didn't even realize till. later like that's extremely cheap for a. ring. Um. and then yeah. Yeah. Wait, so you it. wasn't 20,000? No, it was like 1,000 or. 1,100 or something. I think it was 1,100. and he got it for 900. Yeah, I got a deal. I'm a couponer.

Yeah. >> was y'all's rings, Mav? Mine was free. Yeah. Really? Yep. Free. We partnered with Oh, yeah, I. forgot about that. >> with both platforms and they make the. most beautiful rings in the world. Yeah, is that real diamond? Yeah. Wow. >> Very pretty. How much do you think your. ring is worth? Uh worth? Mm. I don't know. It's pretty. nice. Mav's Mav's honestly is probably. one of the cheaper ones. What? I'm Well, That was crazy.

Oh, that would backfire. >> how much your ring cost, but it's really. really thin cuz he didn't want to have a. thick metal. >> cutting like 300. No, that's like. >> It's giving like 450 at least. >> No, no. Mav's ring is so thin, he got. like the leftover gold. Dude, they were. like, "I mean, I guess we can scavenge. up a ring from this." He asked for I. tried to tell him. He was like, "No, I. want it thin as possible.". >> so thin it's like low-key girly. No, it's it's like thin thin. >> It's like dainty. Yeah, you need a manly ring. Yeah, that's pretty thin. I didn't want. one that I could like Cash's ring. It's.

like. >> Cash's black stone is. >> like going to give him blisters. It's so. big. >> It's It's. It's also blisters on his arms. Also. broken. It's also very Feel Look at. that. See how reshaped it is? >> to get Reese like shaped all the time, too. >> even a circle no more. Why your finger. so square? Maybe my finger is just a square cuz it. It turns into square every time I get it. reshaped. Yeah. It's also cuz you go to Mine. That's how you know yours is cheaper. than mine because mine holds its shape. even though it's thin. Let me see. Okay. Yeah.

Look, mine's a perfect circle. >> is cheaper than yours. [Laughter]. Cash's ring was more expensive than. mine. >> no ring on your hand. Yeah, I don't care. about a ring. >> Yeah, me neither. Cash I'm kidding. I'm Cash. You're so. mean. There's a washer back there I almost. picked up. Yo. How much do you think your ring is? My ring? Yeah. I don't know, we can see. I'm not. getting married. How can you see? Well, I can compare it to other rings on their. website.

>> custom designed ring. It's priceless is. what it is. It's priceless. Well, you can take it to a pawn shop and. get a price on it. >> It actually does have a price. If you'd. like to buy it, message us and if it's. high enough I will not be doing that. I. don't care if someone offered me 50,000. dollars. I'm not giving you my ring. >> if you offered 50,000 dollars, I'll sell. the ring. No, I'm not giving him my. ring. >> Oh, shut up. You can sell it for a. million. I would not. No, we're not. I COULD PAY FOR your. house. Not doing it. For a million. dollars, you wouldn't sell your wedding. ring? You could have It's sentimental. Does anybody care about sentimental and. a million dollars on the line? I'd.

rather live in a shack than give up my. wedding. I have a fun idea. Wait, okay. Let's see. how real. Let's go. Okay, Kenzie. How about. He thinks this is so funny. No, no, I. would totally sell my ring for a million. dollars. I would sell your ring, Kenzie, for a million dollars. No, I wouldn't. sell it. Take it off your hand and sell. it to the person. No. Um. How about two mil? No, I'm not selling. it. I just told. >> Okay, she's being ridiculous, Mav. How. about 10? How about 10? It's priceless. No.

No, what? I would I would. >> I'm going to say something outlandish. here, Kenzie. How about 1 billion. dollars? Why? No one's going to do that. so it's unrealistic. >> if they did No, but yeah, if they did. I would bawl my eyes out, but I guess I. would have to do it. Okay, now how about 500 mil? No. What's your problem? >> Dude, I just sold my ring for like half. a sandwich. I love how she said no so confidently. >> Yeah, she's like, "500 mil? No deal." She's like, "A billion?". Imagine I could use a billion. Imagine.

What do you need a billion dollars for? Imagine you're watching your wife like. on on a TV show like Mr. Beast. He's. like, "I will give you 500 million for. your wedding ring." She's like, "Mm, no. deal." I'm not kidding. I'd flip. I would I would I would say no probably. Oh my god. So that would really hurt. >> What? No, no, if you were on Mr. Beast. and he said, "All right. First person to give me their wedding. ring, I will give 500 No, all you got to. do is that sentence right there. I'm. throwing mine at him to see what he. gives me back.

First person to give me your wedding. ring. [Laughter]. And see see what he gives back. Who. knows? I mean, your ring cheap anyway, right? Yeah, cuz this thing means. nothing to me. As far as Not like that. But I mean, as far as like the ring. itself, I don't care. Like me and Kate. already talked about replacing my ring. Like I We'll just go get another one. together. Yeah. What? I'd be like a little sad, but like. for I mean, there is I do have a price. on your ring for What? Okay, what's. what's the price? Well, you got to start giving me some. bids. I'll give you a thousand dollars.

No. 50,000. >> give you an aura ring and AirPods Maxes. Deal. Wait, that is a THOUSAND DOLLARS, KATE. ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 10 GRAND. NO. Are you okay? What? I don't I thought it was a. sarcastic remark, but then I thought it. was a hiccup and then I thought IT WAS A. COUGH. WHAT HAPPENED? OOH.

NO, it was. I thought she She was having a stroke. Uh okay. 25 grand. No, it's definitely over 100,000. What? No, so you're telling me 50 grand, you're not selling my ring. Dude, we No. What is wrong with women? You don't even. understand. We have done wrong. These We. have They have lost all concept of what. No, wait. When I look at this ring, Mav, I think of how much like effort you put. into. it and then I think about how you.

planned our proposal and how sweet it. was and all the things. And if I got a. new ring, it'd be like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just got this like last. weekend.". >> Would you sell Maverick's ring for 100. grand? No. That's why I get so upset whenever Mav. takes his ring off and he's like. spinning it on the table and just like. throwing it places. I'm like, "Put it. back on, you're going to lose it cuz I. will cry whenever he loses. Noise that I made. I haven't laughed in tears. I haven't. laughed in tears. I haven't laughed in. so long. Uh well, it is the LOL.

It'll do that to you. Yeah, it will. It has that effect. Gosh. It's in the name. Just wait till. the next episode. I have a fun Yeah, we're filming the Halloween EPISODE NEXT. WEEK. WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? URBAN OUTFITTERS? LIKE FOUR YEARS AGO. I have a fun game. >> Cash has had that thing ever since we. like met her. I have a fun game. >> Kate tapping me? Cuz you're not. listening. >> fun game? Cash? Oh, wait, this is one of. my favorites. >> Cash is wanting to. um. Are you listening? No, I'm watching you. Cash wants to audition for season 51 of.

Survivor. >> Uh-huh, and I'm going TO DO IT. YEAH. YOU WANT TO AUDITION WITH ME? THERE'S A BUG. I CAN'T. PLAY THAT BACK. IN SLOW MO RIGHT now because Kate turned. her head, opened her mouth, and screamed. right in my eardrum. I'm sorry. >> No, I'm auditioning for season 51 of. Survivor or 52, whatever it is. I think. it's 51. I'd do it with you. I would kill to see Harper on Survivor. I'm not kidding, that's been my dream. since I was like a little kid. Wait, when you're 18, you have to apply. >> Wait, why can't I right now? Cuz you're.

not You're not 18. It was in the Did you not hear the. sentence that she said? I love this. slime. No, Harper, you would do so good. on there. You would You would eat on. that on You'd make great content on. there at least. Oh man, the I would I. would eat that up. Harper Harper is. Harper is the type to vote someone off. cuz it's funny. No, can I tell you what. I want you to do? Cash, you have to film. your Survivor video application today. So, should you just film it right now on. the podcast? >> actually going to try? Yeah. Okay, he. really wants to go on. I'll do it after. you, but what if you find a true love on. there like how THEY USUALLY DO? WHAT.

LIKE YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE. HELLO. YEAH, WHAT IF CASH WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS? OH, LET ME CATCH CASH ON SURVIVOR. OH MY GOSH, WE WERE WATCHING AN EPISODE. last night and this like retired MLB. player like he's like an older guy, like. probably not like old old, but he's. probably in his 50s. >> Jeff. Jeff Probst? Yeah. No, not Jeff. No, but he's like he's like on the jury. and this young girl is just like laying.

on his arm like this, like laughing. Let. me watch Cash's Survivor season back and. find some girl on him like that. >> Oh, there will be girls trying to flirt. with him. Yeah, that's when you spit on. their feet. You're like, "My wife is. hotter than you.". Well, what if what if he has to like win. their vote? Like he doesn't need to win. their vote. What if like I have to make. them fall in love with me as a scheme? >> What if she's like I have a scheme to. make them not vote you? >> What if she's like, "If you kiss me, I. won't vote you."? Slap her. Like who gives you that.

ultimatum? >> No, no. There's three people left. It's. Cash, a girl, and another dude. She's. like, "If you kiss me, Well, if it's the. final three, that's why. No, actually though, what are you doing. cuz you would have to? She Wait, hold on. To win the million. dollars? This is so. gorgeous. >> What do you mean she's 80? She getting a. NICE NO, SHE'S 45. SHE'S 45. WHAT? CUT THAT OUT. NO, KENZIE. IF SHE'S 80 years old, I.

kiss you for A MILLION BUCKS. YEAH, AND I DON'T EVEN THINK KENZIE. would be mad. I wouldn't be. I'd be watching Actually, I think Kenzie would be laughing her. butt off when he kissed. >> probably rewind that, actually. Kenzie, I'm sorry. You just said he'd. give her a nice. Don't REPEAT IT, KENZIE. CUT THAT, TOO. >> if she was 20? Cash's post-game interview, he'd be. like, "I mean, I was going to do it FOR. FREE, BUT. Y'ALL GOT PAID? NO. NO, unfortunately she's 20, can't do it.

What the Unless it's a for sure dub. I'm not kidding. Unfortunately, if it's. 20. >> Harper's definitely finding love on. there. If Cash if Cash were on Survivor, I feel like our audience would actually. watch it weekly just to see him be like. a nuisance Oh, you have to. My goal. would be obviously somewhat to win. He's. getting voted off week one. You're not. winning. I'm sorry. >> But the main thing my goal would be. would be to win the million dollars. >> are you on there for? Like 45 days, right? >> 40 days. Yeah. Well, the show is 40. days, but I think like if you're a.

contestant, you get there a couple days. early, so you're gone for a while. Oh, heck, no. What do you mean heck, no? I'd miss. home. You would but it would be an. experience, like living off the land for. 40 days. >> but you only get to eat rice. No, you. wouldn't I'm winning all the challenges. You'd get so skinny. Harper, have you ever been to a third. world country? Yeah. You have? Oh, where'd you go? Wait, where like where. She's like Canada. She's like Costa. Rica. I've been to like I've been to.

what's it called? What's it called? Europe. Okay, so. >> What what are third world countries? I. mean like a country in poverty. Yes, probably. We should all go all together. >> been. >> Which one? What would I I have a company. wanting to send us. Like Haiti or the. Dominican Republic. I got a guy that's. like literally trying to send us there. right now. >> on vacation? Yeah. Okay, we need to all go Uh all of us as. like a mission trip.

>> We should we should all go to the slums. We should. The the slums? That's what. they're called. Yeah. That's what. they're called. No, the slums are in. like uh anywhere anywhere I can towards. the term, I feel like. I'm so excited. for Halloween, but I don't don't even. know what to do. >> Wait, are you going to dress up? Yes. What are you going to be? A minion. Maybe Little Red Riding Hood and my. friend's going to be a wolf. You should. be Wednesday Addams. Dye your hair black. >> telling everyone. >> keeps saying that. >> No, I just think Harper could dye her. hair black today.

>> Jeff Probst from Survivor. That's You. should. What if he's Jeff Probst? I want to meet Jeff. I'd kill. First post person voted out of. Survivor. Japan. Cash Baker. No, you know what would be. so funny is if the boys both went on. Survivor at the same time and they just. had to pretend they didn't know each. other. >> Yeah, that'd be funny. >> be so fun. >> And then at the end, y'all y'all be two. the two people like not winning or the. two people left, y'all would be the two.

people left and then y'all literally be. like, "Fine, so you can either vote the. person out." Y'all should do that. Is there I'm going to be on two on. Survivor now. Is there a season happening right now? Like. Oh, wait. For y'all that don't know, Survivor is a a TV show. It's a reality. TV show. >> still doing it? >> Yes. And they take like 20 people and. you live on an island for 40 days and. like every 3 days you vote someone off. and like pretty much the last person. left wins a million dollars.

>> Yeah, you like do challenges and stuff. like that, but you have to survive in. the wilderness, like build shelter. >> really. Yeah. Did y'all used to watch. Naked and Afraid? No. Is it good? I used to with my dad. Really? >> What? Really? And my whole family. That's But they like blur out their body. parts. >> Yeah. Ah, man. What the. Yeah, no, the Wait, what were you saying. though? No. No, you were asking a question about. right before Cash said something. Oh, I said is there currently one out.

right now? >> Oh, yeah, there like season 50 episodes. are airing right now and they're casting. for season 51 right now. Cash, you got. to. Harper, are you watching season 50 right. now? No, I haven't watched it since I. was close with my parents. >> I've heard season 50 is good. >> my parents, we would always go. downstairs and watch it every night for. like the hour it was on. Yeah. Oh, y'all. watched it like when it dropped? Yeah. Oh, that's the first season. I've never. watched any TV show like actually like. like when they drop weekly. I've never. done that in my entire life. >> It's so fun. >> would always do it.

>> It's so fun. It gives you something to. like look forward to. >> it now. >> Yeah, I tried to. I'm not kidding. I've. only watched TV shows once like the. whole season's out when I watch it. >> actually tried. I was like, "Cash, the. new season of Survivor's coming out this. week, like let's start watching it." And. he was like, "No." And I was like, "Why?" And he said, "It's not fun when. you can't just watch as many episodes as. you want.". >> terrible, like watching one episode and. then being like. Now I got to wait till next week. No, that's like the fun of it though. It's. like gives you something to be excited. about. That is true. I I loved watching The. Bachelor and Bachelorette and me and my. sisters and my mom would sit in the.

living room once a week Yeah. Wait, no, we should because then we can watch the. finale live. Like we would like be like. finding out who won season 50 together. >> used to sit down and eat a bunch of ice. cream. Mhm. Yeah, and and we and my dad. would get chocolate sauce chocolate. sauce pasta sauce And then and then we. would all watch it the finale and then. >> That's so fun. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, we should we should have a. Survivor watch party. Whole gang. Yeah. All of us. With chocolate sauce.

And ice cream. >> Yeah. Are any of y'all dairy-free? Kenzie. What? >> Unless it comes to cheese What kind of. question is that? I've never gotten. dairy-free. >> No, like dairy-free stuff. >> intolerant, you mean? Yeah, like I can. have a little bit, but then I it it. really hurts my stomach. Like last night. I had meatballs from Olive Garden. >> Yeah, the cheese sticks that one day. really hurt my stomach, but I had like. meatballs from Olive Garden. >> The cheese sticks. The. What? Sorry. The cheese sticks didn't hurt. your stomach because of your lactose.

intolerant. The cheese sticks hurt your. stomach because you ate like 12 of them. Yeah, it had nothing to do with being. lactose intolerant. I could eat this. whole bag of candy and my stomach going. to be ripped. Doesn't mean I'm candy. intolerant. No, I I but last night like. I had meatballs from Olive Garden and I. had that cheese on them and this morning. at like 6:00 a.m. my stomach was. hurting. And I don't know why. What? I think you were just looking at me. We. were looking at Yeah, so anyways, it. depends. Wait, Kenzie, show us these.

things that you were going to show us. earlier. Oh, yeah. So, apparently you. guys have been. >> Oh, yeah. Uh. writing about us. Oh, yes. You have been. writing about us and and it's been not. so nice. >> journals? Uh no, on Reddit. >> No, kind of their journals. On Reddit. And I haven't read these, but I've been. told. they're very bad. So, one of our. producers collected a bunch of stories. and sent them to Kenzie and Kate. >> Yeah, I haven't read these, either. But. apparently. a lot of you guys have been sending us. like actual hate mail. Well, I guess.

it's not hate mail. I don't know what you would call it, but. it's hateful. It's talking behind my. back. That's what I feel like. No, on. the internet it's not behind your back, though. >> Yeah, there's been a lot of hateful. stuff happening and. I just don't like being hated on, okay? I don't like it. So, stop the haterade, okay? What the So, we're going to pull. up everyone that's been hating on us and. we're going to read them out loud. Oh, tea. I don't Okay. What? Sorry. Okay, here's here's one. >> just this random guy that texts me, "Why.

do you hate me?" I literally talked to. him for 2 weeks. That's exactly what I'm. talking about. >> Seriously, stop the haterade. Yeah, you. tell him that. Say, "Stop the haterade. I talked to you for 2 weeks." All right. So, this is on. >> unadded him. All right. This is. apparently You unadded him? Is that. Prime still good? Wait, you unadded him? Yeah. How did he text you just now? I. unadded I just added him back. Oh, okay. Is that Prime still Prime-ing? It's not. a Prime. >> a Prime. The It's fake Prime. It's a. Moss. It was It was It looks like a. Prime though. It was from our video.

where we Yeah, we have water. Knockoffs. versus real thing. >> Dr. Thunder Aid. You want that? No, don't don't drink the Dr. Thunder. Don't. do that. Oh, no. DON'T SHAKE IT UP, TOO. OH, NO. IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE. Y'ALL SEE MY left-handed catch? Someone. draft me. >> Why does that sound like a superhero? People like their opinions on on Reddit. are insane. Wait, hold on. ARE YOU. READING IT? AM I ON REDDIT? I DID look. at one. Oh, we're all on there. Even. Yeah, we literally just had one of our. producers um make the list and send it.

to us. So, we have not read these yet. Alex. hasn't even heard them, I don't think. Have you heard them? Couple of them? Oh, he hasn't heard all. of them. Okay, well, here we go. Uh this one's ti-. Okay, you can't read. >> Are you looking I have hiccups, Mav. It's a medical thing that happens to. people. >> That's crazy. This one's titled Kinsey. and Kate situation. >> What the Can we skip this one? It's. weird. >> Get off y'all's phones. I'm I'm reading. it. >> We're reading it out loud. No, we're. reading it together. Well, let me read. it then. >> Okay, you read it then.

I don't want to read that one actually. >> Okay, I'll read it. This is why you have. to read out loud. >> They're all like this? >> No, stop reading. Take your phone. You're not allowed to read them. Well, they're weird as heck. >> We're reading them all together. >> slime. All right. This one is titled Kinsey and. Kate situation. Do y'all think Kate is getting tired of. Cash? What? Yes. >> That's a weird opening sentence. Uh, him and his brother came off as. immature to her. Period. Also, I feel like Maverick and Harper. have something What? That's what I said.

I said this is weird. Why would we read. that? >> Kinsey's joined the podcast monitor. THIS IS INSANE. YOU CAN'T CASH, YOU CAN'T READ if you're. going to be reading like that. >> No, you don't want me to read the rest. Okay, let me read the next one. I'll. read Reddit is a weird place. I wouldn't get on Reddit. Yeah, that's. weird. All right, what's the next one? Kate hates her husband. Wait, why are. both of these involved? I'm getting. hated on by my own wife. Sometimes I. don't blame her, but my gosh, she can't.

stand the sound of this man's voice. I. think she forces her This is so sad. I think she forces her laughs and. smiles. You can see through it cuz her. default face is very angry 99% of the. time. She also. >> resting angry face. >> Yeah, well, they used a different word, but I'm not going to say it. She also. obsessed with degrading She's also. obsessed with degrading him and making. him look stupid any chance she gets. Like she's on some revenge trip. Man,

these are horrible. Dang. >> We have We should change the episode. Yeah, I couldn't say it. Do you want to. hear a real life Reddit? Yeah. Okay. No, last night um Oh, a real life one. Yeah, last night me and Reese I was. watching the new club video. Oh. And uh Whoa. What time? Like 12. p.m. or a.m.? a.m. Oh my gosh. I never I never watch our.

club videos, like the actual club videos. once they're posted. And for some reason. last night, I watched the most recent. one. Late at night at like 12. >> Okay. That's ins-. Not okay. That's insanity. I mean, I. never watched them. I never watched them. either, but I thought I was like. >> Okay. All right, anyways. Are you. playing with your gum like it's slime? >> Yes. Cuz me and Caden and Kinsey were. laughing really hard, so I wanted to. watch it. Anyway, so. basically I watched it and then Reese. and me had a sleepover and um and. basically Reese was like, "Dude, Cash is.

so annoying. How does Kate How does Kate. um like How does Kate like uh keep up. with him? I could never marry him so. immaturely. He's so immature.". That's a dagger. That's That's someone. you actually know. That's a dagger to. the heart. Okay, Reese, I take it back. IT WAS TALKING bad about you. Your voice. does sound like that. So, YOU'RE NOT. IT'S SO FUNNY. WHAT did you say to her? Were you like, "Yeah, for real?". >> No, no, I was I was I was like, "No, she. was like she was like, "Does he always.

act like that?" Wait, what was I doing? You were just like, "All right, time to. put THE CEREAL IN.". AND I WAS LIKE, "OH my gosh." No, I went. to Harper's house the other night and I. was telling her something that had. happened during a video and he always. goes, "And what?" And what? He always. says that. >> that? And so so Reese was like, "Does he. always act like that?" And I actually. defended your name. I was like, "No, it's just kind of like more he's like. puts up on more of a show when he's. online. >> You're calling me fake? Yes. And I was.

like I was She was like she was like, "Are you sure? Cuz sometimes when I go. over there, he still acts like that.". And I was like I was like. Well, I mean. She's like, "Okay, so I can't defend you. anymore." Yeah. Dang, I mean Okay. You. know what? That is unfortunate for you. That's fine because. Do people talk crap about me? No, but I. was going to say something. about Reese and it's not so nice. You. have nothing. You absolutely nothing. But no, let's hear it though. >> Yeah, let's hear it. Okay.

Here we go. I'm trying to think. How to say it. It's fine. >> to think of the exact wordage. >> He has nothing to say. No, He has. absolutely nothing. He's trying to. figure out what to say. >> trying to think of how to say it. It's. fine. What's fine? Just say it. Well, I. don't know how. >> He doesn't have anything to say. >> It's her voice. Reese's voice is like. Yeah, she always sounds like that. You. know what? Actually, wait. That makes a. lot of sense because every time I talk. to her, I'm like I don't think she likes. me around me because she talks to me,

she's like Yeah. Um. That's so cool. Great great for you. Sometimes I'm like, "Why does she talk. like this?" But now it makes sense. She. doesn't talk like that. She doesn't like. me. Yeah, so that actually makes a lot. of sense now, so Yeah. Now Harper's doing it to you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's hear the next Reddit. story. What's the next Reddit story? Um I got one. Do not watch. This podcast.

was very scary to watch. Me and Scary. Scary. >> Ew. Me and my 12-year-old daughter and son. were watching this podcast and was very. disappointed to see Cash 21, MAVERICK. 36, AND. WHAT? WHAT? AND A AND A 19-year-old all. hanging out with a 14-year-old. They. were doing disappointing and very. disappointing things. They were doing. very disappointing and very. disappointing things to the 14-year-old. They were talking about. They were talking about how fat Kate is,

which is very sad to watch. >> did not involve the 14-year-old. That. did involve Kate. This is a caring mom. Very sad to watch just because Kate IS. FAT. WHAT? WAIT, WHAT? OH MY GOSH. WAIT, SERIOUSLY? DUDE, I LOVE REDDIT. This is great. They said. they were talking about how fat. >> First of all, you're not fat. Wait, hold. on. Did they just get mad at us for. calling her fat and then they said. that's rude because she's fat. I think so. You're not fat. >> No, they said Wait. They were talking.

about how fat Kate is, which is very sad. to watch just because Kate is fat Kate. is fat does not mean they have the right. for them to POINT IT OUT. NO WAY. THAT'S CRAZY. I mean, that's. worse than whatever we ever done ON THIS. SHOW. ALSO. >> NO, CUZ THAT that was meant with intent. >> Yeah, that Ours is all jokes. But you. have to also understand like we all know. each other pretty well. So, we can say. something that we know is not going to. actually really hurt someone. Like you.

can call Kate fat and it's not going to. actually really really hurt her feelings. cuz she knows she's not fat. Okay. >> Anyways, continuing. But you're not. allowed to say anything because you. don't actually know us. Hold on. Do you. want me to keep reading this one? >> Well, Mav's going to keep yapping on. about a Kit Kat until I give him one. Yeah, I really want one. And it's going. to make a lot of rustling noises since. I'm sitting on top of it. >> I'll take anything, but not one that. your butt has made melted. >> all of them. No, don't don't give me a. melted one. He's sitting on a stack of.

candy. Trick or treat, trick or treat. Trick or. treat. Oh, okay. That There's no Kit. Kats in there. It's all Jolly Ranchers. These Jolly. Rancher gummies are banging. You should. try them. Okay. Yeah, here I go. Say trick or treat, Alex. Move your mic. Okay. Jolly Rancher gummy. Okay. The. Jolly Rancher gummies are banging. All. right, sorry, Kate. Uh, so they said that's rude to say because. Kate's actually fat and then what? >> They said just because Kate is fat does. not mean they have the right for them to. point it out. Also.

Also, the fact that they keep on talking. about how bad Maverick is and his dating. problems is very sad for me to watch. Watching this makes me feel discomfort. and insecure. Regretting my life. decisions, Cash Baker should be. canceled. Wait, first of all, why don't. I catch a stray in that? I actually. agree. These guys. Kate is fat. I'll tell you what. Cancel me. Um and second of all. if watching our podcast make you rethink. your life decisions.

then that means you should really. rethink your life decisions. Because. what in the world did our podcast say. that made you. rethink your life decisions? That That's a decision that doesn't add. up. >> And then the next person said, "You guys. should take an IQ test to see who has. the highest IQ.". >> I do. No, you don't. I think Ash has the highest. I think. Cash has the highest IQ. I honestly. think I do. I think he does. Well Why is Alex and Harper making faces. like I don't? And they said that would. be extremely impossible. Mhm.

He's a good problem solver. Did you. finish that one? >> Even Kinsey looked at me like I was. crazy, Cash. That's crazy. >> Okay, let's let's just move on. Am I the only one thinking this? Is the. title. I've just started watching this podcast. and thought it was quite cute how. Maverick and Kinsey are getting married, etc. Oh, that's a good start. However, I've been watching some newer. episodes and have just now watched an. earlier one and most of it is Kinsey. literally pushing and. Kinsey literally pushing and putting an.

extreme amount of pressure about getting. a proposal What the. getting a proposal after only two months. of dating. I don't know. After seeing. that, it just made me feel like she was. really quite desperate and it has. actually put. something It's marked out. A gross twist. on the whole thing for me personally. That's gross. >> Let me tell you something. whatever your name is. It's not on here. Be careful. You're sounding sounding. desperate. >> begged me to marry him.

>> No, that's something someone desperate. would say. >> No, I did I did not. He sure did. Anyways. Didn't beg. Mhm. I I do recall. You begged her? Okay. I only see. >> No, Mav would though. He'd be like, "Please marry me.". >> Please. Please. Please. I did not beg nothing. >> of you, baby girl. I'll take care of. you. Ew. Ew. Never say that again. >> No, I know Cash was like, "Kate, please. take me back. Please. I promise I'm like. good now." Like.

>> Take me back. >> Yeah, take me back, please. She was. always crying that I was gone. So, when. I came back I was like, "Don't worry, I'm back." Me and Abigail were talking. about Cash the other day. Why is. everyone talking about me behind my. back? First Reese, now the Reddit, now. you and Abigail? It's like I'm going to FaceTime Reese. right now and say, "Say it to my face.". It's very, very evident in the way that. Cash or the way that Kate loves Cash. that he's a good husband. It is. It's. just we don't see that side of him.

Okay. THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT AND THEN ALL OF A. SUDDEN IT WAS BACK TO being it. Well. Even Kate says this. She's like, "Cash, everyone's going to think you're such A. JERK. STOP.". I'VE HEARD YOU SAY THAT. >> He loves making himself seem like he's. just a horrible husband. >> No. I like saying jokes, okay? I like jokes and the fact that people. think jokes are mean when it is a joke. means you're stupid. And.

that is what I get so sick and tired of. We're literally on a comedy podcast and. people think I'm mean. Are you guys. talking about off the podcast? Oh, we. were talking about it off the podcast. >> Yeah, I know, but were you talking about. Cash like off the podcast? Oh, in in. general. Yeah, in life. Well, my My. defense to that is I still like making. jokes and. my job is a comedy podcast. No, it. wasn't even it wasn't even about that. It was just. it was like when we look at Cash, obviously, we just see like.

man child who loves volleyball and. sports and basketball and. you know? And then whenever he's around. Kate, they get like mushy gushy and me. and Abigail are like. You know? First of all, we don't get. mushy gushy. Yeah, you do. You get mushy. gushy. When do you and Abigail ever see me and. Kate mushy gushy? On the couch. I do. Yeah. Wait, when I put my arm around her? No. Where Kate like sits on your lap.

Yeah. What? That do be happening. Okay. All right. Give me give me a Reddit story of some. MUSHY GUSHINESS. NO. REDDIT STORY ABOUT. HARPER. OH MAN, LET'S let's. >> does this look like a belly button? What your belly button looks like? Okay. All right, what's the next one, Kate? >> I'm trying to find one that's not just. insane. They're all insane. Okay. Why Do one about me. I'm trying to find.

one, but I keep finding stuff about. Cash. Why? What the Why does the LO. podcast have to be filled with people. that just want to talk about how bad of. a husband Cash is? Well, that's ironic, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, see it's all about Cash and. just how Cash is a weirdo. Yeah. Yeah. Hi guys, I've just come across the. podcast. I only know Harper via the diss. track. I know she's just going into her. sophomore year and that the other. members are already married. I'm.

confused as to why these grown married. adults are doing a podcast with a. literal child. How did this happen? Does. anyone else find this weird? Would be. less weird to me if it was a larger. group with a wider age range, but Harper. and the other ones are all in very. different stages of their lives. Not. really. Oh wait, I guess so. Yeah, I'll. be honest. It is kind of weird. It is. kind of weird. >> off weird, for sure. I can see how you. guys would be confused. Yeah, but like I just maybe like they. found me. I was viral. They wanted They.

had a She was homeless. Yeah. Virality. We capitalized. This one is. >> and then Harper, she. What? >> Sorry, keep going. What were you going to say? No, I I got. slime on my pants, so I said no. And. then. it was kind of one of those things that. You know what I think people don't. really view us as is. we're coworkers. Nobody thinks that. What? >> Yeah, nobody thinks that. Yeah. And. well, except for like you and the girls, y'all are really good friends. Like.

obviously me and Harper aren't hanging. out off the pod. That would be very. weird. Y'all don't go get snow cones. together? Like that would be really weird. But but. obviously like Kate and What about when. y'all get your nails done together? Uh but yeah, I think people think like. behind the scenes we're like best. friends. Me and Harper are like, "Let's. go out to lunch together." Like no, that'd be really odd. Um that's not. what's happening. But instead it was. like, "Hey, Harper, you want to do a.

podcast? You get a lot of views on. TikTok and we think you have a lot of. potential in social media." And she was. like, "Oh." Wait, just social media? Well, also it just is like it just. creates good conversation a lot of times. when you have when you have a high. school kid and and our points of view. and everything it's just like Yeah, and. everybody brings a different like We. could all like start a podcast together. and it would cuz it would be different. and it was different. That's why it did. good. And then. Harper is just I mean because the. podcast would not be the same without. Harper. I think everyone knows that. And.

it's like uh irreplaceable. And so because Harper was like, "Oh. yeah, let's do the pod." Then we were. all like, "Okay, bet. We'll start a. podcast." And then it just like low-key. happened and we didn't know if it was. going to do good. But also it's because. Harper was so or she is so freaking. funny. And when we met her I was like, "Dude, you got to have a podcast." And. um yeah, so it was that's that's kind of. how it started, but Yeah. Yeah, we're not or Cash and Harper and. Mav and Harper and not. Well, if that's how it started.

how does it end? This Reddit right here says the reason. y'all started the podcast, it was. Harper's idea. and. and she viewed y'all as. she viewed herself as an adult and she. wanted to be around like-minded people. who could steer her in the right. direction. Let's see. Harper, is that why? Yeah. Is. that why you started it? You didn't tell me that's why you. started it. >> it was the money. No, I didn't.

No, it was kind of crazy. We all started. it with like. I'm not kidding. Not much like. We didn't expect it to do very good. >> we had little very little faith. So, there was Everybody's always like, "How. did y'all come up with this?" Um And it. was like, "Well, we just kind of started. it as for fun and like to see what would. happen." But we really had no idea what. would happen. And then it just like did. pretty good and then we were like, "Oh. bet." And then it just. turned into slime. Yeah. And now we have LO slime. There's like. multiple things on our Reddit page that. are just like, "How did Harper get. involved? This is concerning." But now.

y'all know. Yeah, that's I feel like is most of it. >> is that the whole Is are we done with. the Reddit? Is that it? I mean, there's. not a whole lot. It's all kind of the. same stuff over and over except for this. one. There's. You get Wait, go ahead, read yours. There's this one thumbnail of Harper. from a while ago and someone said, "This. is not Harper. Who the heck is this?". That's me with all makeup and oh my god. >> No, that they Whoever did that thumbnail. did you dirty. >> thumbnail, bro, that was when like one. of my old crushes was looking up how I. like looked and like my YouTube channel. And so they.

Oh no. So, they used that thumbnail and. I thought it was like y'all, so I was so. mad at y'all. Oh my. gosh. No, that's so I just don't care. how I look. Like I'm literally coming to. the podcast looking like this. >> You look great. Here's a good one. Guys, I found what. Maverick is at a restaurant and it's a. screenshot of a menu and it says fruity. That's mean. That's really mean. Why would someone do. that? Why is this podcast so terrible? This podcast is full Never mind.

What? Full of what? Full of what? Um I can't say that word. Let me see. Let me see. Maybe I can say. the word. Don't say the word. Wait, let me see. That's an interesting. one. Didn't expect that to come next. Okay, let me see. Full of booty. Full of booty. Oh, I I thought it was. going to be like something really bad. No, we can't say that though. >> Well, guys, thank you so much for. watching this episode. We will see you. GUYS NEXT TIME. HAPPY HALLOWEENY.