What's Happening With Harper?

Harper, just tell us. Why did you dye. your hair black? Why are you posting sad Tik Toks? I've just been all faking happy. What did she say? Oh, no. Since the lights turned off, got mad. I. haven't been mad. I've been sitting here. calmly. You know who says that? People. that are upset. You're still going. That's why you're. still upset. You're talking right now. Cash, shut up. Then you're trying to calm down and. you're just pushing his buttons more and. more. I almost died today. M. There was a ladder fell off a guy's. truck in front of me going down the. highway.

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Grace. Grace. No. E. Oh, Harper. Don't step on it. You're. stepping on it. You're stepping on it. Don't step in. Why would you do that? E. Okay. Well, welcome back to another. episode. Dude, she's still going. Dude, that that was nasty. Grace, low key. Low key, the poop's not that. bad, though. It's kind It's kind of just like little. like. parkour. Matt, fix your mic.

Chip like knocked it away. Dude, don't be moving my. I'm not going to lie, that was a close. call. Whoever was holding that, I was holding Grace right before that. Oh my gosh. She literally she got off of our couch, went over there, and pooped on them. Yeah. Dang. Okay, wait. So, which one's which? Chip lowkey likes. M is fat, dude. Yeah, I know. No, that's Chip. That's Will. And the. one that was pooping is Grace. Chip. Oh, Will. Always talks a lot. Sorry.

Wait. So, Chip. Yes. Will. Yes. Grace. All right. Oh my gosh. I did it in order. You did. You like said their names and. they're like, "Did you get a little. Will is like kind of kind of scrappy. looking. He's so cute.". Oh no. Oh no. E. Why does it come out like that? I can't look away. I just can't. It's so bad. What? Why does it come out like that? That is crazy, dude. I looked it up before the episode. cuz I knew we were going to have goats. on. I was like, "How often do goats.

poop?" It says 10 times per day. Dude, these things are They're definitely not. constipated. I'll tell you that. A Grace, did you get a low taper fade? That's my. question. I I did get a low taper fade. How did. you notice? Because you look bald in the back. He. was calling it a lower taper fade the. whole day. Lower. He asked He asked the barber, "Can I get a lower taper fade?". Yes. Is that what you said? Actually, the barber said it was. something different. I said, "Hey, what's that cut that everyone gets right. now?" And he was like, "Oh, uh, the the. blowout fade." I was like, "Yes, give me.

that. Give me the blowout fade.". He cooked you. But he was like, "Do you want it like. giant in the back like all the kids. get?" He's like, and I was like, "Uh, no, you don't got to make it like. humongous.". Like giant in the back. I feel like. there's not really much of a difference. between my other haircut except. Oh, he's pink. Oh. Oh god, no. Why do we think this was a good idea? Oh my gosh. Thank you, Will, for getting off of me. Oh my gosh, it's going to smell. That's. not Will. That's why. my bedroom is on the other side of that. wall and it's about to smell horrible. Oh, it smells right now.

It's going to be dripping towards peing. He's still fix your bladder, man. He's showing off why he does it, too, for the camera. He's like, "Look at his stomach. It's like crooked. right now.". He got all like positioned up perfectly. Oh, you stay away from that, Grace. You. want no part of that. Oh, they're going to all step in it now. Wait, can we like paper towels like. throw over it? Maybe. See, now he's. stepping in it. Yeah, now he's stepping. in it. Now he's standing in his own. Now I smell it, too. It's real bad. Can. we get breeze? Maybe. No. And now, unfortunately,

they're way too confident jumping on. stuff. Okay. See, no mould. we just get them off the episode? This. whole episode is just going to be. Wait, somebody stop him. Stop him, Kate. Well, but they're goat yoga. We need to do. yoga with them, right? Okay. Yeah, goat yoga seems. Harper, get down there. Do some yoga. Uh, I'm fine. Come on. What? Harper, do you think everybody's bored of us? I think they could be.

Play with your little urine feet. Wait. All right. Kinsey's going to show. us goat yoga. Let's see it. Really wants to do yoga with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's. No, that's that's okay. Really? Or Chip. Sorry, Chip. It's okay. Oh, that's Chip. Dang. Case is letting it feast, man. Come on, Will. Will's my baby. Wait, is Haya to eat like a lot? So cute. You want to have it? Okay, you get it right here. Okay, Kenzie showing us the goat yoga. Right here. Come up here. Is that how you do it? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I got all your I'll be your. instructor. Hey, you you're being you're. you're haunting the snacks, Chip. I got it. Here. Here you go. Here you. go. Don't touch my hair. No, not not. chip. Not. No chip. He's like, I get up there. No, Chip. Yo, Chip's a menace, dude. You're kind of a nuisance.

No, Chip was calm with you. All Wait, wait, Kate. Okay, just get. just get chip on Kinsey's back. No, I can't get chip on Kenzie. Hello. Oh, you got it, Kenzie. Come on. You got it. Get up here. Get up here. Oh, she's going. Oh my. god. This is painful. Come on. Can you get up here? Look at her arm. Her arm is up there. Oh my. I mean, Chip. Chip, you're. causing destruction.

That's enough. Chip. Bab, get on the. ground. No, no, no. I'm okay. Wait, Kate, Kenzie, just do it with. Chip. We all know Chip will do it. He's got urine feet. They all have urine feet. You don't. think they've all stepped in their urine. before? What do you think they were doing on. their way here? I don't think they bathe as regularly as. you do. Probably not. All right, do it with. Chip. Yeah, Chip wants it. You're just going to have to do it with. Chip. No, I really don't want to. Chip Chip wants to do yoga. Yeah, Harper, go help her. All right, Harper, how about How about. you get off the ground? I'll get the. goats on you.

Man, these guys are so cute. Oh, they. know. Look, I'm now the goat whisperer. No, you just got the food. No, the food though. So, this is crazy. Okay, let's see it. Here we go. Look here. You're letting the go get on Harper. Come on. Up all the way. Harper, can you. Dang, Harper, you're back. Yeah, there. you go. Okay. All the way. All the way up. on my back yet. You want it.

here. Get on the back. Oh gosh, you're so close. So. Oh, he definitely got pee on your shirt. Oh. yeah, there's pee on Harper's shirt. Poop. If she did a video pooped right now, it. would have went all over Harper's head. Oh, Harper. Oh, Harper, you have. something on the back of your shirt. Oh, okay. All right. Well, uh. Oh, the pee feet are on Kinsey's chair. Chip, chip, chip. Nope. I feel. lightheaded after that one on my back. All right, we're going to we're going to.

cut the episode to where the goats are. off the set, so we'll be right back. Okay, the goats are officially off the. pod set. We wanted to have them on the. episode the whole time, but they were. peeing and pooping everywhere. They were so cute and they kept. wandering. But huge shout out to Goat. Yoga Dallas for making that happen. because goat yoga is like. Oh, wait. They do these yogas did goats. I mean, these goats did yoga. Yeah, that's why they jumped on my back. That I thought all goats just did that. for a second. No, that's it's goat yoga. Wait, do all goats do that? I think so. Yeah, I think it's kind of. natural. I think you can like get them to get up.

with like the food and stuff. I think it's kind of natural, but like. the goats that are used to people doing. yoga, they learn like, "Oh, this is fun. I'm just going to jump on people." I. would like to do yoga with goats. Like, do they like massage you or something? No. No. One of the. massage you. They're just like, "Is this. the spot, Harper? Right here.". Literally, goat yog. Let me pee on it first. Yeah. There we. go. Now I should feel better. Imagine them stepping on your back like. like, you know. Well, goat yog, thank you for giving us. the goats. Yeah, one of these days I. want to go to like if goat yoga Dallas.

and actually do yoga with the goats and. not. I'm confused though. Wouldn't you just. be getting pooped on the entire time? Like I feel like. when I did it, they did not poop that. much. Really? We were also outside though, so maybe I. should pay attention. I feel like kind. of nervous. It's just a yoga class. You're not even. really paying attention to the goats. Dude, Harper has poop. until they jump on you. Oh, you're stepping on. You know, one time my sister one time my. sister when she was like five. Get this off. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I I'd be panicking, too. It's. okay. Harper, just don't walk through the.

house with those shoes on. Okay, one time my sister when she was like. five, my dad saw her on the ground. eating goat poop and he was like freaked. out like, "What are you doing?" She. thought she thought they were M&M's. Oh, my sister. She literally was eating. them like they were chocolate. Can you imagine, dude? Easy mistake. Cash should probably do. that now at the right age of 22. Dude, honestly, be for real. You could. throw one of those things into a bag of. M&M's and someone's eating that for. sure. M&M If I put like a little bowl of that. on our kitchen counter, I think you both.

would assume it's chocolate. No. Yes, you would. If you saw a bowl of. that on the counter, Matt would be like, "Nah, chocolate.". E. Do you think you would notice like. immediately how bad it is? Or do you. think lowkey it could be good? No immedately. I mean, Laney Laney was obviously eating. it a lot. She enjoyed it. Poor girl. Hey, you know what I want to. do on the on the next episode? I want to. put my new uh elk head right here. Yeah, that'd be interesting.

Yeah, since. we should have done it this episode. It's an animal episode. since I'm not allowed to hang it up in. the house anywhere. I literally said you can hang it up in. the guest bedroom. Okay. Well, this is this is Maverick's. casual way of bringing up the his elk. head. Ballerina Cappuccino. You didn't seen her? I made it. No, that looks really good. Can I like bring it on the episode or is. it going to be posted? Watch out. Watch out for the I got it. Be careful, Cash. Cash is used to. stepping in his own dookie. We're allowed to have ballerina.

cappuccino on the episode. There's literally there's poop pieces. over here. So, it's like they're like. everywhere. My elkhead that I worked really hard on. for four years. And. this looks great, Kenzie. Thank you. Yeah, we we made this in a uh FYI guys, we made this in a club episode. Correction, I made this in a club. episode. Yeah. Well, you know, on on the Wii. channel, it was made. on the weed channel. and Kenzie kind of killed that one, not. going to lie. But also, I had no clue. what that thing even was. I thought it. was the teacup thing from Beauty and the.

Be. Beauty and the Beat. I saw a new one today. It was. Pigino Penguin. Have y'all seen that. one? The what? I don't know any Italian brain rot. except for Ballerina Cappuccino. Salami. pinguani. You would be on Italian brain rot. I don't even get what it is. I don't. understand how y'all don't like get. Italian brain rot on your for you page. Never seen it once in my life actually. I just got a book. How long did this take you? Like. um. it was a 30 minute challenge.

Oh yeah. So like how long out of the 30. minutes? 30 minutes. She's working till the end. Wow. Yeah. This is so I just don't understand. how because when I build things. I I would go get mine but it's not. really that great. Um. Salamino Penguino and I thought he was. really funny. Nobody knows that they. only know like shark. I just saw this one for the first time. today. I don't understand. What is it? I It's not even funny. It's literally brain in Italian.

Like you know how we have American brain. rot. Yeah. Well, no I don't I don't know. American brain rot things like this. No. Like. American brain rot is like what is. American brain rot? Is that is that. you don't know that one? No, I'm saying. what's American brain rot? I think we are American brain rod. Actually it would be considered an. American brain rod. That's what I'm saying. American brain. rod is just like you call that when you. like something stupid. But that is just. what is that? I mean I vibe with Italian brain rod. They're creative. What is the one? Bombardio. M nobody knows dude. Crocodilian another.

language right now. Is that bombardio? Crocodilia. No, no, no. Actually, is that it? I know what they're doing. I know what. they're doing. They're literally just. taking two completely random things and. AI generating a picture and just it goes. viral. So, she's a genius. You're so right. I'm going to come up with one right now. Ballerina. Capuccina. Yeah. Or cappuccino. A penguin in. Is this like a realization? Yeah. I did. I had no idea. Wow. It's taking a ballerina from a a.

and turning it into a cappuccino. Cappuccino. Oh my gosh. I'm going to make Italian. brain rot tonight and it's going to go. mega viral. Barino cappuccino. No, you don't make Italian brain roy. It. goes viral. That's not what you do. Name a piece of food. I think you do. How does tong tong tones are hard? Name a piece of food. Bread. Okay. Name an animal. Ooh. Uh, a zebra. Okay. Now, we need to know the bread. word in Italian. What is bread in. Italian? Brea. Brea. I don't think that's true. I don't know if that's right. Isn't it.

just bread? In Italian, isn't it just called bread? Italian. What? Pain? No, it's pane. Pan. Pane. Oh, pane. Panana. What's that? Panana bread. What's that called? Panera. bread. Panera bread. Panera. Panana bread. That's what it is. Banana bread. Panera. No, it's actually called um. Panera. You just. Panera is the the shop. What that's. called? Oh my god. It's called um.

P. No, no, you guys trying to figure out what. Italian brain rot is. Is brain rot. We're trying to figure out. the bread. What bread is in Italian? Why. pane? So that we can put bread and zebra. together. You don't just get to make Italian brain. rot. No. First off, you're American. Is there. just a maker who makes it then? Yeah, it's all it's all from Italy. Zebra. Zebra. It goes popular. Zebra here. Zebra. That's We just made it. Bam. Done. Can. someone AI generate the image for us and.

it'll go so viral. It just won't. The bread zebra is not. it. I can see it. It's just a zebra, but. the middle the middle of the body is. just bread. It's shaped like a loaf. Like he's. wearing bread. Yeah. Oh, baguette. Is that Italian or that's. French? Baguette just sounds like a curse word. Okay. You baguette. Like I know you didn't like it when I. just called you that. You're such a baguette. You're just a baguette. You're not. Okay. Okay, let's move on. Why? Baguette.

Yeah. See, it sounds so bad. But isn't. it just bread? Cuz it like it's bad. Okay, stop. Baguette. Please stop calling us that. It's. No, we're done. Baguette. No, we're done. You a baguette. It just It just sounds bad, but it's. not. Yo, what's up, Baguette lovers? It's. Harper. I. Oh, wait. You didn't used to say that. You did. I used to call everybody. That was insulting probably to your. small audience that you had back then. I can't believe that, guys. Harper used. to be like so little like what's up. baguette lovers and it's like why I.

would like chew on a baguette. I was. like yo what's up bagette lovers it's. Harper and. this is when she made vlogs when she was. like eight but never posted them. then she changed. yeah what happened. I'm going to put my ballerina urns I'll. put it right here. dude Harper's just getting her step on. them all in the. Wait I mean Harper's just stomping on. the poop at this point all in the. grooves of your feet. Show the camera. your bottom of your feet. I don't even know. I don't wear these. shoes. cuz I wore them to Goatman's last. night. That's about it. Anyways, Harper, um I guess I'll go I'll.

go ahead and ask the question that. everyone has been wanting to ask. Um so, are you okay? Yeah. There we have it, folks. She's okay. She. is completely fine. Okay. Well, that was crazy to just pass. over like that. Are you okay? What? Nobody's perfectly okay, but y'all aren't either. Clearly. No. No. That's why we're the way that we. are. Yeah. I uh. I don't know what to do now. I'm.

kidding. Guys, we drove past Harper yesterday, too, for the first time ever in the. wild. I look so depressed, too. You did. Cash is like, "What is wrong. with her?". That's why I'm bringing this question. up. We drove We were pulling out of the. Target parking lot. Harper was pulling. in and she slows down. She has her hood. up and her strings are like. I thought I was about to get attacked by. a crack addict, man. Dude, I'm so for. real, dude. I looked over. She had like. hoodie strings like pulled in. She's. like I was like, "Ah, what is that?".

She slowed down super slow to like wave. to us. Yeah. She like slowed the car down. Hoodie strings just pulled just. and it's like 100° outside. It's the. middle of July. and I have my sweatpants on too and my. sweatshirt on. and she just looked and no one was in. the car with her and she was just like, "Yeah." Yeah. So, unpacking music or. were you just sitting there like all. No, I was sitting there in silence. Oh, that's even worse. Something is. seriously wrong. Unpack it. Tell us. what's happening. Harper, just tell us. Why are you dying? Why did you dye your hair black? Huh?

Why are you posting sad Tik Toks? Sad Tik Toks? What? Sad Tik Toks. Sad Tik Toks. I posted that one cuz I. looked like a man. And my mom was like, Mom was like, "Hardy, why is this so. sad?" And I was like, "Mom, it's not. I. just wanted to see what people would. think without makeup and without without. my hair showing. You were like fishing for compliments. No. Oh, no. No. But um I got No, I'm fine. I got a question. No. What? Is this Who Who is that?

My friend Addie. No. No. No. That's a fan. Ah, okay. Oh, yeah. Is that Goatman's Bridge? Wait, let me see. No, there's no point in showing it. We. can't show it on camera. Well, yeah, but now I got FOMO. Oh my. gosh. Harper was at a shopping mall and. her and her friend met a fan and they. made a Tik Tok together. and that's it. On my account, not on his. account. No, I'll show you later. On the fans account later. Wait, why are you all so concerned about.

that? Oh, I'll tell you why I'm concerned. You tell me right now. You show me right. now. Can't can't do it. I cannot continue the episode. Concerned. Oh, I have concerns, Harper. And And. you're going to be like, "What? I have. concerns, too. Can I see somebody? I'm getting it for you, please." Whoa, whoa, whoa. My goodness. Don't turn the audio up. But that's. But that's the only. Yeah. Let me see. See, now everyone see this is why we. can't show things on the podcast when, you know, we can't put it up on screen. I'm sorry. I'm sorry they keep doing. this to you guys, man.

Wait, what's wrong with it? It was just kind of vulgar. What does that mean? Wait, it was distasteful. Yeah, I was honestly just having a bad day, so. I was slowly. That's okay. And I didn't even know the dance. Yeah. No, it's fine. But yesterday, Harper did her dyeing her hair, which is. the second time you've done this, by the. way. You fake dyed your hair about a. year ago. The reason that I did do it is cuz I. genuinely want to dye my hair black. after all the compliments and hate that. I got.

both of it together. Yeah. No, it just made me feel so much. better about myself. Yeah, cuz like you even did your eyebrows. I. saw it looked like it at least. You. didn't? Oh, your eyebrows. If you dyed your hair black, would you. dye your eyebrows? No. Yeah. Let me see your eyebrows. You'd be. okay. Yeah. They're like dark. But yeah, no, I. mean I um I low key I was like I was so. bored and so I was like you know what I. really. So you felt the need to prank the. internet again? No, it's not pranking. It's I want to. see their opinion before I genuinely do. it. Yeah. And I actually want to do it so bad cuz.

like I felt like it looked so good. But. honestly, maybe it didn't, maybe it did. But I like it. Are you picking it off with your. fingers? You just fell naturally. Okay. I thought she was scraping the. goat poop off with her fingers. Um, yeah. No. And. so, how did you do it, though? Like, was. it spray dye? Yeah. Oh, but I don't know when I'm When is this. going to be posted? Tomorrow. What? Wait, why does that matter? I haven't told the internet that I'm. pranking them. When are you going to tell them? I'd do it tomorrow.

Well, it's not pranking them because I. don't want people to feel bad like, "Oh, yeah, she pranked us again." I I think I. am going to die black. But I wanted to. see y'all's opinions before. Yeah. And then. I'll do it with you. No, you wouldn't. Because you. I'll dye my hair black. She spent the past 5 years trying to get. it blonde and doesn't work. So. wait, I want to see Cash's hair black. Good. Yeah. Also, I I don't think we spent. enough time on my taper fade. Um, so I.

think we should check that out with the. close in close shot. It's just you. nice close shot. You look I know. I. thought the same thing. I was like, I. want a taper fade. I wanted to call you. ugly and stuff, too. But I just I don't. get. But I feel like I kind of look like the. same haircut. They're just the same. ugly. You know what you should do? Instead of. having your whole head black, you should. just the blonde pieces, just make them. black. So you have low lights. So back. here still brown and up here you have. like black spikes. Look like a skull. Reverse highlights. Yes. Low lights. They're low lights. Low lights. You definitely just made.

that name up. What? No, I have low lightss. And a lot. of people were like, "Harpour, you. should like ease into it." No, I want to. go fully black. I think if you dyed your. hair, you should try to do like brown. first and see. No. Okay, fine. So pretty. Okay, whatever. Yeah, but I said, you know, it's gonna. look weird if your hair is dyed black. and then it starts growing out. I don't care. Um and and then you're just going to. have red and black hair like a roulette. table. Um. and it's going to be concerning. Yeah, I'm going to keep on using my root.

spray to help it. Yeah, but think about one day when you. don't want to dye your hair black. anymore, you're just going to have half. red, half black hair. She'll have to dye. it. And then I'm just going to I'm just. going to dye it all red. Huh? She'll dye. it all red. And then I'm just going to have to throw. like little Velcro stickers at you and. be like black or red. M. You can't You can't put red on top of. black. She'd have to bleach her whole. head. Yeah. And then go red. Well, maybe I could do her hair so much. Kate used to bleach her whole head like. every month. Uh, every other month and it died. And. guess what? My hair got fried off when I. was 17 years old. It's been four years.

and it still has not grown past this. length. 4 years I've been trying to grow. my hair and I just need to have a word. with the hair stylist that did this. because you did this and then you didn't. even say you're sorry and you sent me. home with purple shampoo still in my. hair. Why does she sound like she's in Diary. of a Wimpy Kid? Yeah. Also, it wasn't even a hair. stylist. She went to a trainee hair. stylist. So, yeah, obviously you're. going to get messed up. I wasn't mad at the actual uh trainee. I. was mad at the at the teacher that was. whispering right behind me like there's. purple shampoo still in her hair, but.

let's just get her out of I think we. should all just go emo and all of us dye. our hair black. No, I'm serious. I. We're good. I. And then all the girls got to get bangs. and me and M got to get the. And and it'll just be called the And. it'll just be called the podcast. Okay. The podcast. instead of the LOL podcast. No, it's not that I want to look emo. It's that I just like I like it so much. better. I don't know. Yeah. And. you know what? What? First of all, I was about to be. polite, so I don't want the eye roll.

Okay, I don't need to be eye rolled. anymore. Um, I already had a. three-year-old doing it to me all. weekend at Fourth of July. Um, it was so funny. Yeah, just like that. Uh, but anyways, I. was going to say I actually I actually. thought it looked good. Okay. And I even. told Kate that. I said, "You know what? It actually does look good." But then I. went back to the whole like then you're. going to have half red half black hair. and it's just. What if I do temporary hair dye? It. washes out over time.

Yeah. Well, you know, but the issue with. that is then like imagine when it's in. the process of washing out your hair. just going to look dumb. No, cuz I can help wash it out more. You. mean by tip are you mean like box dye it. yourself? Oh my gosh. Have you seen the. videos of black box dye? I can do it so well. I should run it if I got box dye on the. next episode. Also, we should do it. Her mom would be. so upset with us. No, I I'm going to talk to my mom about. it. I don't even care anymore. I don't. care what my mom thinks. I'm going to do. it.

I think your mom loves your red hair. And And yeah, my sister dyed it. But actually, I do agree. Now that I. think about it, the red hair does look. way better. No, I want to look dark. Yeah, but you can't use you can't if you. use self-tanner with it, too. That's. That ain't going to be good. I'll tell. you that. And you have dark red hair. It's not. like you have like strawberry blonde. hair. Did you see the edits people made of you. comparing your black hair and red hair? Mhm. Your red hair is just so you. No, it's just you. It's so beautiful. No, I like I I'm I'm. turning over a different leaf. Like I.

like to I like to. What does that even mean? Who goes. outside and turns over a leaf, man? No, a different leaf. Yeah. I normally do this leaf, but today I'm. going to do this leaf, dude. No, I don't know. I just like it. so much better. And I feel like recently. I. Do you feel like this is just a phase? No. You know, I sympathize. This phase has been happening for 4. years. I've just been all faking happy. or No, not that. Not that. Sorry, that. sounds weird. No, no, no. I I've been like I've been. like like acting like I'm all hyper and. stuff when I really acting.

I think you are. I am kind of Okay. Okay. Well, now I. feel awkward. No, I um No, it's like. it's like now I'm growing up and I need. to dye my hair black. That's just what. growing up is. It's not a phase. You won't be able to be red, white, and. blue with your Pomeranians though if you. do that. You'll just be black, white, and blue. It It doesn't matter. It. doesn't hit the same. That's not very. patriotic of you. I don't care. I like Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Italian brain rot.

No. Oh, no. But I do step beside you because I. want to do something new to my hair cuz. I've had this haircut for like eight. years straight. But I tried the lower. taper fade as you can see. Um, you got the same haircut you always did. Yeah. It's not acting. You tried. something new. Yeah. But it's slightly new. No, it's not. When you turn your head. like that, your posture is so bad. No, your head looks like long. Like Finn. is in verb. Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. I. can't believe you said that. Kate told. me that was going to happen. You're going to look like. She said, "Please don't get the lower.

face. Your head's going to look long." I. was like And then I got out of the. barber cut and I looked at it and I was. like, "It looks. Wait." Oh my gosh. Hold on. I just need. to do just a little Can you just look. that way? Yes, I know. I know. It looks stupid in. the back. Let me see. Hold on. I just got to do minor. adjustments here. Oh, right, right, right, right. Wait. I. think I need to shave the back. His head looks so long. Look. Ready? And then it's like flat on. top. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I know. So, I need to do something. different with my hair, too. I just. don't know what to do. But maybe I'll do the low lights. I have a haircut after this scheduled.

when? At 5. Today? What are the odds of that, man? Harper dyed her hair like last night. Alex has a haircut tomorrow. I got my haircut this morning. Matt gets. his haircut tonight. And Alex, let's all. get the low tape fade. I think unfortunately Alex is the only. one rocking the low taper fade. Yeah, he has curly hair. Let's see. Wait. Oh, is that me? Oh, no. Oh, it actually looks like a triangle. I'm not even going to lie. Oh, no. Triangles aren't bad shapes. Let. me see. It's a good shape sometimes. Oh,

and the poop. Okay, thank you. I mean, you geomeraphed my head out. Geomeraph, dude. I mean, you even got my freaking. underbite jaw in there. A. as one of the points. That's crazy. Just. That's okay. Dang. One point, two point, three points. Yeah, I was. When I said I looked like a. triangle, I meant like the points were. here, here to here, not here. Oh, no. We.

all thought the other way. Oh, no. A. bad thing is you're right. I mean, they're they're completely straight. lines, too. Oh, this is so sad. He's like depressed. now. Oh, I'm sorry. You. better dye your hair black. [Music]. Hey. Well, I'm. Why? Why? Why do you seem so like like. Why you seem. Why do you seem different? You seem so. Seemed like the new leaf you turned over. wasn't so green.

Definitely not red. Black. It's a black. apparently. Hey, I just want to know. Did you have fun at Goatman's Bridge? No. Why? Wait, why are you talking like. that? I don't want to talk about this. black hair thing anymore. Well, I want. to talk about not the hair. I want to. talk about Harper. I don't think Harper wants to talk about. it. You will. You will. Okay. No, I stayed up till like 3:00 a.m. last. night with my friends just in bed. Uh on FaceTime with my uh boyfriend.

Oh, yeah. Who is the man from Goatman's Bridge. Yes. Okay. No, I'm kidding. No. Send him to jail. He's 30. No, no. Alton is very nice. I. promise. Um, and that's actually the. name of the bridge. Old Alton's Old. Alton's Bridge. His name is Alton. He. said he doesn't own the bridge, but I. don't believe him. Wait, is it Alton? I thought it was. Old Alton. Alton. Well, well, I don't know. Oh, it's the same. It's just Alton and. Alton. But then we saw a famous.

YouTubers called The Boys. Um, they're. friends with Sam and Colby, and it was. pretty cool. So, and so you're ignoring the question. about the boyfriend? Oh, yeah. No, I am not allowed to. disclose that, but I'm pretty sure I'm. meeting him in New York. Meeting him for the first time ever. Yeah. Interesting. Dude, I can't keep up with these. No, it's You don't have to know. Is it Does he live in New York? He said, "I like your red hair better.". A. Well, do does he live in New York? No. Well, then why is he meeting you in New.

York? Cuz he's going on like an influencer. trip. Why are we talking about boys again? Can you tell me his name? I hate talking about boys. Tell me his name. I won't tell nobody. He's trying to act so natural. I won't tell nobody. No, cuz you're going to look up his Tik. Tok and he does. I won't look up his Tik Tok. First off, don't give me his Tik Tok. Wait, how did you meet him on social. media? Just tell me. Yeah. Okay. Well, no. He added me on Snap and. I was like, "Oh, who's this?" And then I. added him back. Are you actually dating? No, just Are you talking or you just. have a little crush and you are just.

friends right now? No, we're talking. Oh, you're actually talking. Okay. It's a situationship. Wait, we're going to be in New York in. like 2 weeks. You guys can get tickets. for our LOL podcast world tour at the. LOL podcast. Oh yeah, this weekend. Oh yeah. Actually, it is this weekend. He's like, "No, no, we're not going to. New York this weekend. We're going to DC. and Philadelphia." And then next week is. New York and Boston. So if you guys live in Philadelphia or. Washington DC or. New York and Boston, we're going to be. hitting those four cities this weekend.

and then like next weekend. So get your. tickets right now. The other podcast.net. If you want to see us live, next weekend we get to meet him at the. same time you do at the live show. Wait, is he coming to the live show? Wait, Harper, stop. Can we Can we have. y'all meet for the first time on stage? Wait, the New York live show. Have you guys meet on like bring him on. stage for the first time and that's when. y'all meet? No. No. That would be so scary. We'll. discuss it more later, but you guys may.

or may not be getting a sneak peek at. Harper's new crush at the New York show. I just tell you, I just saw a picture of. this kid. and uh he has a a real low taper fade. and it's it's way better than. Oh, man. He doesn't even have a low taper fade. No, but it's still better than yours. Oh, everyone's been bullying Cash all. day because of his haircut. Y'all were bullying me before I got my. haircut. I said, I'm going to get a. haircut. Everybody's like, "What you. going to get? You're going to look. whack." I was like, I get Should I get. the lower taper?

Yes, please. Please. Please. I don't want a triangle head. You won't. You don't got the underbody. So, you. won't you won't have the triangle. You got to let him express himself. through his hair. Kinsey do that. He does express himself. Nobody's letting Harper express herself. I don't care. Doesn't matter. Dude, she's so nonchalant today. She's. like, I don't care about anything. Get. me out of here. Here's the thing. What's happening right. now? What do you mean? Home slice. Chill. What you like? Relax. Penguino pelino. Whatever that name of.

that salami. Salami penguin bread. No. Salami pinguani. Shut up. We're back and you are going to stop. saying that. Fine. I'm not allowed to say. bread anymore. He's so sad about it. Yeah, that was going to be my new thing. Yeah, it's not your new thing anymore. Whatever. Bread. See, it doesn't hit the. same. It does. It does not hit the same. Oh my gosh. Imagine Harper when she was.

little and she was like, "What's that. bag?". Baguette lovers. There's a difference. Oh no. Oh my gosh. Wait, what time is it? We got to We got to We got to get this. show on the road. I got a birthday party. I got to get to this evening. No, you don't. Don't party. Kate, you can't go to that. I I thought. about it last night as I was in bed. Wait, what is it? No, no, wait. I. thought about it at last night when I. was in bed. I thought about you going to. that birthday party and I was like, you.

realize if you go to that, the parents. are going to look at you like you're. insane. Why? You got invited, too? I figured. we'd both go. No, I'm not going. No, I want you to. really imagine if that was your daughter. and some full grown people showed up to. that birthday. Oh, you can't go to that, Kate. Are you. serious? I got an invite. And I think all of you. guys are just mad that you didn't get an. invitation. I got an invite. She invited me. personally. Yeah, she invited you cuz you were. learning. I don't think so. Go ahead. Can you tell. them what happened? You are not ready.

for what birthday party this is. Stop texting him. Yeah, stop texting on the pod. Michael. Scoffield is busy. Turn that off. What? Who is Michael? Michael Scoffield. Michael does not like girls, I don't. think. No, he doesn't. Michael Scoffield. No. No. The actor in real life. He's from Prison Break. He is cute. I think it's really. Oh, man. No, I think it looks fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. Wait, we're going to have to cut real. quick. The lights went off. We're back. And uh I wanted to talk.

about the hat that Kenzie also made. Well, there is a hat down there. I just. feel awkward. Um I'm going to go grab. it. In case you guys are wondering, since we. cut since the Wait, wait. Actually, grab. it in a second. We We do need to. continue Kate's story if we do. I'll just like right there. Yeah. No. Go, go, go, go. Okay. Yeah, grab the hat. Grab the hat. In case you guys are wondering. since the lights turned off, Maverick got mad. I haven't been mad. I've been sitting. here calmly. See, I think all the more calm.

I think the whole audience can see that. Maverick is upset. Even Harper just said, "I've been more. calmed.". You know who says that? You're still going. That's why you're. still upset. You're talking right now. Cash can't stop. Still cash, shut up. Hey, you know what? You got a stupid. little hat on. That's not stupid. Then you're trying to calm down and. you're just pushing his buttons more and. more. See that? I will accept. I'm pushing his. buttons, but he's the one. tempting. I'm not even getting pushed. Matt, I've already pushed them so many. times. About to get back. Your button is literally jammed. It.

can't stop. It's buttons that are do nothing. They're like the buttons on the. elevator. This house has been saying behind you. guys' backs for the last two weeks. I'm. going to say it. I'm going to let you. guys know. Every single person that is. in and out of this house has been saying. the Cash and Maverick annual fight is. about to happen. It's brewing. It's. stirring. It's going to happen. And. everybody has been saying it and you. guys just need to stop. This hat's not. I'm not lying that me and Cash ain't in. a pot. But Kate, you be stirring the. pot. What the I don't say anything. Okay, that's enough. Be stirring that.

pot. I told you there. He talks about me. behind my back. What are you saying. behind my back? Stirring that pot. I'm. just. Somebody needs five birthday parties. every year. Dang, that's lowkey real, too. It lowkey. is everywhere. Kate always wants like five. If she. doesn't get a five birthday part, she. That's not true. I do a dinner with my. family and then I was wanting to do. something with me and Cash. and then you want to do something with. all of our work friends and and and all. of your other friends.

No, that is not true. I said I want to. do something with me and Cash and he. said, "Why don't we do something with. just all of our work friends?" And I. said, "Sure." And I have a group of. friends that are girls that I see maybe. like once a month. I said I would like. to do something with them because I. never see them. So I was like, "Well, maybe we can just have like a movie. night. It's not going to be a whole. little birthday party.". You really heated her off with those. birthday parties. Birthdays are supposed. to be fun. Kate, I think here's the difference. Most. people when they have a birthday party, they invite everybody. Yeah. You don't segregate your friends. Like these ones are not allowed to meet. these ones. No, I just had one with my.

family. and then I had one with you guys and I'm. having a movie night with a bunch of. Would you guys like to join a movie. night? You had No, you had you had three with. us. when. you had one in LA then then you had a a. birthday party dinner when we got back. This is lowkey cool. and then we had. with you guys. with the whole group. We all went to. dinner. Dude, nobody cares, honestly. I don't really care. Matt's adding up dinners on his fingers. One, two, three, four. in LA on my. birthday. We filmed all day and then we.

went to dinner with a group of like. YouTubers. and you guys sang me happy. Your birthday? Yeah. My favorite episode is when everyone's. upset. I just know I've watched you blow. out candles three times. Well, that's not my fault. You all keep. planning stuff for me. That's the thing. I don't think. I I mean maybe Cash he planned the last. one, but I think it was just cuz he wanted to. play Pickle. This episode's going to. blow up in our faces. I feel good. Everyone's getting mad. Everyone's getting mad. Stop. Chill out. He's pushing his.

buttons once. We know Harper's going through early. life crisis. Matt's going through his. daily crisis. And Kate's having her yearly birthday. crisis. That is insane. I don't have five. birthday parties. Last year, I had a. picnic with my friends. Well, whose hat does this fit on? Or. whose head is this going to. Mine? I probably got the tiniest head. You have a triangle head. It's going to. point through it. And I'm serious. Oh, see that was rude. That was rude. I don't care. I'm a minor. Is it? What?

I am. So, it doesn't matter. Oh, Kenzie, are you upset? I'm fine. I'm good. Wow. Everyone's. complimenting my artwork. I'm having a. good day. Everyone is just glazing at Kinsey's. freaking 3D art. Look at the cup she made. Look at the cup. Look at the hat. Anyways, should we argue more? I think we should. What's more, what's. more controversial topic? I'm thinking about something someone. will get upset about. Wait, let's talk about the controversial. birthday party that Kate's about to go.

to. No, I'm not going to any more birthday. parties ever again now. Oh, that's right. That sounds right. She. wants everyone to come to hers, but she. won't go to anyone else. Insane. Are y'all rage baiting me right. now? She wants five birthday parties, but. won't even show up to another birthday. So hard right now. You know what she also wants, Mav? Her. birthdays also falls 2 days before our. anniversary. So, she wants five birthday. parties and the anniversary. Five birthday parties. I don't want five. birthday parties. I did hear you say just a second ago.

that you wanted to celebrate your. birthday with just you and Cash and then. also have an anniversary, which I'm. assuming is just you and Cash. Yeah. So, fun fact, a couple days ago, I. had to buy her flowers um because we. were traveling on her birthday. So, I. had to buy her two bouquets of flowers. on the same day. Had to. I thought all. this was just like people were just. doing it. because she was, you know, she said like. people just keep doing things. But you're making people angry. I'm popping my pimple in the middle of. my forehead. Really bad.

WWJD. He'd pop it. Uh. [Music]. you're You all are just making. You're making me feel like a nuisance to. everybody's lives. No, we're just picking on you. You're. the one blowing up in heat. because you guys are making me sound. crazy. I don't like when you guys make. me sound crazy. You sound crazy when you say I'm crazy. No, I'm not crazy. You're not crazy. No, we agree. The guy with double hat up. is right now is crazy. You're making me sound insane. You said. you need five birthday parties. I don't. We're just joking.

Call dad. Call dad. No. No. No. No. Hang up. Hang it up. right now. Oh, there's something with dad. No, it's going to be funny. Watch. No, it's not going to be funny. What? What? Kenzie knows. Wait. Ready? Why should he not call my dad? I just know he's not going to tell him. he's on the phone with everyone and like. you have five birthday parties. Quick question. No. How many birthday. parties does Kate have every year? About four. Thank you. All right. Bye.

That was kind of funny. Not telling him he's on the phone with. everyone is crazy. We're just picking on you. You're making me feel bad. We all wish we had four birthday. parties. Some of us aren't as lucky as you, Kate. Oh my gosh, y'all are making me feel. bad. You want to know why? Wait, four birthday parties? That means. if she lives to 50, that's 400 birthday. or 200 birthdays? 200 birthday parties. What? We're just joking partly. I mean,

it's true. It is. It is true. What? I can't say what I want to say. Oh. Oh, she was going to say bread. No, you bread. I'm going to I'm going to tell you guys. something off the episode to defend my. name. No, just say no. I'm not going to. just say it. No, because it's going to hurt people's. feelings. No, say it. Well, then why would you say it off the. episode? No one ever told you yet. Something to do with you having. I have really good news. No, we don't want to hear good news. We. want to hear her ugly news. I'm not saying it, but remind me when. we're off the episode.

Tell me right here. Go like about your. birthdays. Yes. You have a reason for having that many. birthdays? No, it's not a reason. It's just that I. have a celebration with my family. because I want to be with my family and. I love them. Yes. And then I wanted to have a. celebration with our friends. That's two. Yes. And on my actual birthday, we were. in LA and it was we were just working. all day and you guys went out of your. way and did something. You got a little. cake which was so kind. You guys did all. that which was very nice and I. appreciated that. So that was on you. guys.

On us. Yeah. Celebrating your birthday was on. us. You guys did that yourselves. So you. can't count that. But I wanted to. celebrate with our friends. and that's why we did that. Yes. And then you have. this is peak stress. That's what stress looks like. And so it's just it's three. My pimple is killing me. No. What are you saying? Okay. There was. the one you guys did. Okay. We're done counting. So can you. just tell me what was going to hurt? I'm not going to say it. No. Okay. Just say it and we'll bleep it.

You better make sure you bleep that. Okay. Stop. Stop. just cut to when I. just cut to when Kinsey says that. In. case you couldn't cut to when Kinsey. said that, it's a good thing Kate did. not say that on the episode. We had to. believe that, man. I literally, in case yall are wondering, we would. keep it on the episode, but it was. personal information about someone else. Um, so we can't really put that out on. the internet. This justifies at least two birthdays.

Okay, so Kate's birthdays aren't all her. fault. At least two. She deserves at least two. Okay, we're just we're just messing. around, Kate. No, you guys make me sound like I'm. insane. Well, yeah. We only have four birthday. party sometimes. We all do. We all do. Oh my gosh. We can start a support group. Oh my gosh. Support group wannabes. Wann wannabe. fours. Maverick's trying to like scoop his. Can I share my goodness? Testing the structural capabilities.

Careful. It's very strong, believe it or not. I. really feel that. Wow. Cash, don't break it. It's I'm not going to break. It's very. strong. It's very strong. You broke your watch in like two seconds. when you tried to put it on your wrist. Okay. Well, we have two stories we need. to get to. We have Kinsey's great news. Wait, what did you tell me? Your your watch you made in the same. video. I What? It It was not structured greatly and it. snapped in half. Oh, I thought you said something in my. mouth.

Did you not say that? No, I did. Share your good share your. good news. Big mouth. Oh, everyone probably already. knows. I just wanted to tell them today. Stella's birthday. A happy birthday, Stella. Happy birthday, Stella. We could have her up here and sing her. happy birthday, but I made her. She might eat the goat poop. Probably shouldn't do that. All right. Okay. Let's go ahead and get. back to the story. um about the uh birthday party that you. got invited to. Yes. Yes, I will. So, yesterday Cash and. I were pulling up into the down our. street and there's a little girl that. lives down our street. She's about 8.

years old. And whenever she sees us. drive by, she runs to our house to come. say hi. She's the sweetest thing ever. She's probably watching right now. Yeah, she probably is. Hey, girl. Love. you most. Um, anyways. Um, I'm not gonna say her name, but Oh. Oh, I was about to. Oh, well, I don't know. It's just like, you know, sometimes parents may not want. that. Anyways, um, anyways, so she sees Cash and I. I. can tell she's walking back from our. house because she doesn't live on our. street and she's on our street and or. she was at the playground maybe. Who. knows? But she's walking past and she. sees Cash and I pull up and she waves at. us and she runs to our house. And when.

we get out of the car, she's like, "Kate, I left you an invitation on your. front porch for my daughter's birthday. party tomorrow." I said, "She's eight.". I said, "Your daughter's birthday?". She's like, "Well, it's my baby doll's. birthday, but yes, she's having a. birthday party tomorrow, and I would. like for you and Cash to come." And it's. at 5:00 and it's at my house. 5:30. 5:30. Well, she said 5:00. And then I. picked up the invitation on the um front. porch and like her mom or somebody had. written it out for her and it said um. please join us for the baby doll's names. birthday party um tomorrow at 5:00 at.

our house. And I was like. well I ain't never been to a baby doll. birthday. That's what I said. I asked her. I said, "Who else is going?" And she said there. was like one or two other kids in the. neighborhood that were joining. That girl figured out a life hack to get. more birthday party gifts. She said, "I'll just have birthday parties." Kate. Kate's going to go get like 10 baby. dolls. Yeah, she go get gifts. She just figured. out life to get more gifts for. You know the funniest part was about the. whole thing? I said, "Oh, yeah. How. old's the doll turning?" And she goes, "6 months?" I was like, "6 months? Even.

a full birthday. It's her half birthday.". Well, she's she's celebrating. She knows. what she wants. She's celebrating her half birthday. Yeah. No, I mean, she's a girl that. knows what she wants. How old do you even say you are? Zero. and a half. I don't know. But I was. gonna I was going to like pull up today, you know, but apparently what I. shouldn't. My mom keeps on changing the calendar. It's beeping my phone. Mom, your mom ain't here. That's Abigail. I am here. Please stop changing the calendar. It's. beeping my phone. Yeah, it's quite annoying.

It's just such an inconvenience. No, Harper. It's okay. Yeah. [Music]. I keep hopping my pimples and it hurts. so bad. My acne is coming back cuz I'm. stressed. Why'd you look at me when you said. stressed? I took a picture of you so you. would know what stress looks like. Oh, I know what stress looks like. Yeah, cuz I have a picture. Yeah. When I walk in the house, I. automatically get extremely stressed. this house. Cuz you see my haircut and you just. stress out. Because y'all are always arguing and as.

soon as she hears y'all's voices, she's. like, "Oh, stress. Stress. Stress. It's contagious. Stress.". Okay. Well, anyways, are we going to be. going to this birthday party? Should we. all roll up? No, not me. Oh, Harper's not attending. I would go, but I just I I'm going to hurt the baby. doll. Imagine. what? Happy birthday to you. Oh, don't do that. Yeah, maybe you. shouldn't go if that's what you're going. to do. Happy birthday to. just like. No, I thought about that last night, too. How like I was like, if I actually.

pulled up, her parents might think. there's something wrong with me, so. maybe I shouldn't. Unless you pulled up and it's a. function. I could be. Yeah. If there's like the whole. neighborhood there. No, it's it's just. like. it's the neighborhood's kid and that's. it. It's like her and her neighbor. And. you know, okay, I do feel bad because we. kind of bashed on you for having so many. birthdays, but I will say Kate is also. the one that throws everyone else their. birthdays. Um, so she does throw a lot. of birthdays, so she should have a lot of birthdays. Hi, Mom. Bye. Love you.

Oh, gone. Yeah, my mom's worried about me. I'm not. going to lie. Huh? What the. I walked out the door the other day. before I went to Target and she was. like, "Can I give you a hug?" I was. like, "I'm fine, Mom." And. yeah, y'all ever get those feelings where. you're like, "This might be the last time I see this. person for no reason.". Yeah, I did this morning. They like die in a car wreck. Yeah. Oh, welcome to being inside my head. Are. you kidding me? Really? What? Oh my gosh. Every single day. I almost died today. There was a a ladder fell off a guy's.

truck in front of me going down the. highway. You almost got impaled, dude. I I ran. That's one of my worst fears when I see. people carrying things. It somehow landed flat on the road and I. ran directly over it. Made a loud noise. Pull over, jet car, car fine, not damage. to the car. I mean, I went over this. ladder. You were going so fast that I didn't. affect you. I Are we filming another episode today? Yes. Okay. So, I'll tell my story about how a. lawn mower fell off my uh the car in. front of me. A lawn mower? Wait, just tell it now.

Okay. Well, a lawn mower. took a lot of convincing. Okay. The lawn. mower fell off um a truck in front of. me. The end. No. And um and I almost hit it, but then. I swerved right at the last. recently. I'm swerving in the corn. You were driving your Bronco. Oh my god. That actually is if I see a. truck like carrying something and it's. like ratchet strapped down. That's like a horror movie, dude. Just a. lawn mower. It's coming at you. The. blades are spinning. Yeah. No, unfortunately. I move out of. the way if I'm driving behind someone. with like stuff strapped to them. I. move. Tell me why I know like for some. reason if I feel like if I got in even a.

terrible car wreck I feel like I'm the. one who lives. you just feel like. I don't think you are. you're just alive radio's just playing. Katy Perry and you're like man this is. it. yeah but my hands up playing my can we. turn that off now. that's not Katy Perry oh. oh is it not. well they're all the same um yeah I just. I just feel like carbacks even though. they look super brutal some of them I. feel like uh I feel like you just. wouldn't take me out like that. you don't You'll just go out if like a. semi-truck just runs you over.

That I do. I've seen semis do when they just. you're just done. Cook. Yeah. I'm not survive that. Some of those are bad. The ones where. it's like the car looks fine from the. bottom half, but the top half of the car. gone. Gone. It's so scary. Ripped off. Mhm. You don't want to get hit by a. semi-truck. No. Generally not. Try not to. Try to. avoid that if you can. If you can, it's fine. But. pro tip for life. You know what's crazy. to me? You know, like when you're on. those roads and they're like there's no. median and they're just like you're both. going the opposite directions. When.

there's semi-truckss on those roads, I'm. like, dude, I don't even think it would hurt the. semi if I got if we collided head on. No, they're just going over you like a. bug on the windshield. Yeah. Did we hit something? Oh no. What is he doing? Sorry. Okay, good. I thought he was going to. dab. I was really concerned. He's really bad. Oh no. Oh, isn't it my hat?

Isn't it crazy? Like Logan Paul used to. be like the biggest YouTuber. and he had like 10 million subscribers, 20 million subscribers, whatever. And. now it's like. that means like nothing. more than you guys. 20 million. Oh, 20 million. You're not. even close to a top YouTuber now. Not even close. That's a lot more subscribers than Cash. Maverick YouTube channel has. Hey, it's. also a lot more subscribers than like. every all of us here have. So why you. just throwing me a mouth on the. Well, you guys are the ones that are. like that's just so bad. Like they have. practically no followers. First of all, I didn't even say that. I never even opened my mouth. So why'd.

you loot me in? I said that he was the top. I'm saying. in today's market, today's society is just not much. Today's economy, that's not very. subscriber inflation is and Jordan are. pretty big. Like I just see them as a. big creator. I'm not going to lie. How many they are 30 million? 30 million. They are 30 million. I mean, Sis just. won favorite female creator. That's crazy. Tell me how she won favorite female. creator. And I don't even know if she. had a Tik Tok account at the time that. she won that. She didn't. Like that's she started it that day. Yeah. She didn't even post any YouTube videos.

that that that year. Really? I don't. think. she posted like a couple I think like. maybe two. And they were like makeup. routines. I think Jordan should have won. female creator. No, Stish puts work into. those videos. Why could Jordan lowkey win that though? Like because like his channel is him and. Sish, like it would oddly make sense. Sish Shish like blew up the channel. I'm. not going to lie. But like Jordan puts. in a lot of work, but Sish like she like. put in like she like like put in like. everything.

Yeah. Everything. I think that I think that anybody who's. doing YouTube videos at that. I think anybody that's making YouTube. videos of that scale are all putting in. lots of work. Oh yeah. No. Every Sunday they do it. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot. That's what you have to do. You said you. want to be favorite female creator next. year. That's what you have to do. Are you ready for that? Every Sunday. What are you laughing at? Me? Nothing. Oh, I know exactly what he's laughing. at. It's me singing. No. What was it? I'll tell you later. No. Say it now.

Say it now. I don't think he knows. Oh, I know exactly. What was I laughing at? Barbara, you have poop on your sock. You're not talking. Your sock. What's talking? That's what I Yes. M actually. No, that's a lash for some. Oh, an eyelash. just on your toes. Yeah, I don't know why. It always happens. They were just They were just saying. that we can't carry conversation without. them. Who said that? You guys Wait, actually, you were not. happy with our conversation when your. mouth was shut. You just can't stand to.

not hear yourself speak for destroying. it a lot. But it's about cash, so it's, you know. Yeah. No, no. We were just saying if me. and Matt like shut up for like 30. seconds, it goes quiet. No, it does not. We were literally like. just be quiet. They're just mad because they know that. not people like to hear their voice a. whole lot. You can't talk about us. Okay, fine. Uh yeah, I have lashes on my. socks cuz every time I do my lashes or. in the bathtub, I put my socks on after. I do the bathtub and then I stand up. Wait, wait. The first thing you put on.

when you get out of the bathtub is your. socks. Yes, cuz it's nice and warm. That's kind of real. I do that. It's warm and nice and chill and. relaxing. See, we can have combos right. now. Anyways, no. So yeah, I take off my. lashes in the bathtub sometimes or in. the shower, mostly in the shower, and um. they get all wet and stuff. Why? You guys know those podcast episodes. that we like walk away and you're like. lowkey just like infuriated with like. the people. Okay, how about we be quiet then? Three, two, one. Okay, that's fine. Now it's our turn.

Okay, you're not going to see. how. talking you can't talk about. We are. talking the minute talking about us and. you can't talk about YouTube analytics. Go. what? YouTube. Y'all want to know the craziest thing. this man did this week? He managed to go. on an entire fishing trip and not touch. a single fish. We caught We caught over. 20 fish. And we caught another like 50.

fish and he managed to not touch a. single fish. I need to have a conversation. Not talking to audience. You need to. have a conversation. Okay, fine. What do you mean? We're on a podcast. Nav, remember when I caught 20 fish? Yeah, you didn't catch anything. A. matter of fact, not only did he manage. to not touch any fish, he also managed. to not step on the front of the boat. Yeah, I stayed under the arbor of the. boat the entire day, entire 7 hours, and. somehow I still got the most sunburned. out of everyone. I can hook my mouth. Let me see your. shirt.

Wow. Impressive. You know, everyone can do that. You have to go behind your head. Oh my gosh, dude. The little noise it. added there was insane. Oh, Matt can do it. Can you do it, Cash? It just looks like you guys got some. weird version of a straight jacket on. Matt just looks like he needs help, man. Look. Yeah, I got that. Ready? Do with the other arm. That was really. easy for him. No, they can't do it with both arms like.

me. My neck popped. I can't do it with one arm. My neck is not flexible like that. Look, I can grab my other side. The. other side. Look at the conversations we get going. No, look, I can. Y'all can't even not be a part of. Harper got this guy. Yeah, because y'all want to be a part of. Y'all hopped in because of our fishing. combo. Then she stopped fish. I I can grab this. Well, we had a combo going. We You had nothing. Harper talked about. Harper talked to her all time about her. son. Literally up their butt today.

Nothing's up my butt. Nothing. Look, I can grab You guys are so rude. today. I can literally grab everything. and then I can go. That's pretty creepy looking. Yeah, you showed us this. No, I didn't. Well, it does kind of look weird. Yeah, it's like someone's behind her. grabbing her face. Stop it. No. What? Stop it. Let go of me. No. It's funny. It's actually kind of funny. They're forcing me to smile. Yeah, I don't like it. Please. Please. Okay, stop. No.

It does actually look like somebody. else. It reminds me of the better music. video when you were getting kidnapped. Stop. You're going to give me nightmares, man. Yo, I'm happy that You know what I am. happy about? I'm happy that we're like. 200 episodes in on our podcast now or. roughly. I don't know where we're at at. the moment, but I'm glad that we've been. going, you know, 2 years on this thing. My lips are finally free. Let him tell. give us his his inauguration two-year. speech. No, it wasn't a two-year speech. It was.

just had something to do with what I was. saying. I was saying I'm glad we're so. deep in now and stuff that we can just. be real. Like this is a real episode. Like the girls are mad like always. I'm not mad. Oh, okay. I'm pretty irritated. You guys are being. extremely annoying today. See, that's the issue. We throw her four. birthdays. This is what we get. This is. what we get. You throw me nothing, Maverick. Nothing. Nothing. Sorry. Texting my man. What about the first birthday?

I helped and helped. Why are we going so long? I think your wife did it when I also. helped. Who do you think uh hung the birthday. sign? Who do you think? There's no way we're talking about. birthdays again. M. Please stop it. Please stop talking about birthdays. Nobody cares. Harper, I'll stop cuz you asked. It's me. But like I was saying, I'm glad. that the cameras can see cuz I know it's. called the LOL podcast, but and you. know, sometimes we're funny and. sometimes we're in happy moods, but also. we are also real human beings and.

sometimes. one time Maverick said that. sometimes we're in angry moods. Okay. Um, one time Maverick, some of us. Go ahead, Harper. One time Maverick said he was like, "Bro, Harper, I wish you could sing that. so then we could like go viral on. TikTok." And I was like, "What the. heck?" I was like, "That was a cool one time story." No, I. was like, "Are you kidding me?" Like, "What do you mean I wish we could sing?". What do you mean? What do I mean? That was like a year. ago. You're bringing this up now? Yes, cuz I. You want to finish the conversation now?

What do you mean? I wish we could sing. Do you mean. Well, you maybe. Yeah. I mean, in podcast to rock, he. does have the most lines. I meant me. No, he made the song. That's why he. Yeah, that is true. He did give himself. the chorus. Listen, I didn't give myself. He was like, "Y'all can split up the. verses between y'all among yel that song. like I did." That's just the truth. Okay. And he said it like Donald Trump. No one can sing it like I did. That's. the truth. I hate to tell it to you.

It's the veritas of the whole equation. It's It's what made sense for the song. And on the stage, he starts reeling the. microphone in like he did in the music. video. He's like, "Hey, hey, let's. rock." And he starts Okay. What? Wait, what? What? you know, on stage at. the live shows and he starts kicking his. leg. He's like, "Did you talk about your onstage. performance yet?". Was it. on the podcast? Have we talked about. that? I think we did. No, it lacked, let me tell you. It's okay because No, no, it's not just you. First of all, I don't know why you're. coming at her like that. She's a minor. Okay. Don't Don't just bully her. I'm.

sorry. I'm sorry. Let's hear it. Is it the Queen Bee performance or us. walking up on stage? I think Queen Bee was actually okay. I. think it was pretty good, I think. But us walking up on stage was bad. I. understand. But that was also me, Kay, and Kinsey. So, it was a group effort. Shut your mouth. Okay. Well, why is it like the girls. versus the guys this episode? You guys are being annoying. First of all, we're not being annoying. Okay. The only ones that have sit here. and call names. You guys have sit here. and call names. Jerks. Annoying. You call a baguette the whole episode. Yeah. Well, that's different. And you're. not allowed to say that word no more.

Okay. You're only allowed to say bread. We We had a whole talk about this and. everything. You're not allowed to say. the word. And And listen, I'm not coming. at you about it. No, it's fine. Harver, relax. I'm just so funny. And I. know as soon as we stop recording, all the girls are going to be like, "That was the worst episode we ever. recorded." As soon as we hit record, y'all wish you could be here. But for me, it's one of the funniest.

I feel like it's so great. It's such a. funny episode. We're done. This episode's over. I can't. wait for the the cameras to go off. The longest episode we've ever recorded. No, first of all, no. That's what I said. Why are we. running so long? We're not running out of here. Wait, hold on. Let me say. No, seriously, please clip the episode. First of all, dude, that was me yesterday in Pickle. Ball. I was like, please let it end. No, I just want to know. I could sit.

here and talk all day. It's a. Wait until we make this into a part two. Wait, I have an idea. Let's make this. into a part two. So, let's keep. recording so then we don't have to film. two episodes today and then we don't. have to pause. cracking. She's. physically cracking in front of my eyes. So, we don't have to take a full hour in. between the episodes talk Maverick. No, you were talking about this. No, you. were talking about this. Let's just do a. part two. I'm serious. I'm serious. Harper is here. We can go for two hours right now. Let's. do it. Dude, I love this new side of you. I. love the new leaf. Yeah, I love it.

No, I'm serious. What if we just do a. part two? Stop kicking my chair. I'm sorry. I'm saying what if we just. keep recording. It's unfortunately episode over. No, baby. She's cracking. Get her mom. Her mom's going. Get her mom. It's over. Episode's over. Goodbye. We'll see you guys in the next episode. No, I'll see you in the next episode. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. It's not funny. We're doing a part. two.