What Really Happened On Our HoneyMoon?

on our honeymoon by the way this guy his. name was Enrique or something and he. trained us how to scuba do so us four. jump into the water and he's like okay. now we're going to go down and pulls. this string on the back of my vest and a. bunch of bubbles start coming out and I. look at keny and he pulls her thing her. bubbles start coming out of her and. she's like uh-oh we both start seeking. really fast and at this point we're 45. ft under the water and kiny was told not. to look up is she not looking up at all. she who're standing on the ocean floor. at this point in the S don't tell me. both is standing on the ocean floor.

alone can't see the boat and we're way. out in the middle of the ocean I'm like. oh yeah this is how we. [Music]. die what's up guys welcome back to. another episode we're going to start off. with the sentence game you guys ready M. go I was a big fat person and I couldn't. really stop to. help. myself it was really big ice cream what. what.

what what you just messed it up you. don't know how this game goes it was I. feel like cash messed it up actually he. kind of did with big it was a really big. mountain it was a really big ice cream. how does that go with the sentence. before go with the sentence before okay. fine restart wait also can we talk about. Harper's mic y'all hear that yeah this. thing needs to be oiled up oh oh my gosh. dude that like is our set our set is so. everything is just bad and not put. together there's hair in this crack and. it's not ours.

a all right M restart the thing okay um. Harper is. a go k Kate what were you not paying. attention what we're playing the game. okay ready what the what bro just left. our planet for a minute and came back. glad you're back on earth now what are. you talking about did someone turn you. off you were just like powering down.

Wall-E okay okay K is a. super. fantastic. big that didn't make sense huh amazing. it was a comma see amazing it made oh my. gosh why you guys super fantastic. amazing watch me map do it ready no. restart the one about me one about me. Harper couch is out of the game Harper. is oh wait okay go Harper is a big loser.

and I can't wait to let and what oh man. just Junction in oh my goodness wow are. you stupid are you dumb are Maverick and. K Harper the only ones that can do it no. me I can do it you do. it we start with everyone but everyone. just no be good we're done we're moving. on no we I think we can make one good. sentence it smells like gasoline we just. got to stop with the big no big okay. okay yeah m wants to call someone fat no.

he's trying to get that out there listen. there's things that come to your mind. you got to spit them out quick you don't. have time Cas is a really dumb cute. person and he once told me that I wanted. to hurt a bear ow. what ow that's what the bear said.

from the bear po all a. sudden why she sound like she was in. pain when she said it too she was like. to her a bear ow not like physical pain. mental pain like ow oh you say owl no ow. y. That's do make sense either bear goes. ow oh no no.

dog why do you start flapping his wings. or there goes ow because okay you. obviously haven't she doesn't know she's. too young I think she I don't know she. was like no she knows the song it was. like 2013 what year were you what Does. the Fox Say oh yeah yeah see it's it's. the fox what Does the Fox Say okay. that's enough that's enough that I can't. do I wouldn't want to get copyrighted. cuz we sing it too good yeah kind of. sound exactly like the guy yeah annoying. what the [ __ ] you want to know actually.

actually actually we should make a song. like that just completely random that. makes no sense we should we should drop. it on the podcast Channel like the kind. like rock away Rock Away we wrote well. actually Maverick wrote Rock Away in. about eight minutes eight minutes for. like 30 seconds I don't even know if it. was 8 minutes and then we we shot and if. you guys haven't seen Rockaway just type. in Rockway official music video LOL. podcast how many views it's a pretty. Banger song yeah and it took like maybe. 15 minutes to put together completely. everything we did music songwriting.

producing everything it was it was not. very thought out some might say we're. musical Geniuses oh my gosh should we. perform Rocka away like live yeah wait. we need to add on I don't have oh my. gosh she doesn't that's kind of sad Rock. Away official music video part two guys. what are we doing at the live show cuz. after this we've done the live show oh. the live show I hope it was fun oh it. was definitely fun because we had the. craziest stuff planned this live show is. going to be bigger and better than like. any live show you ever SE the live show.

already happened yeah it was really cool. wait what but like tell me what's going. to happen like Harper zilmar crowd. surfing yes I've always dreamed of that. little kid like cash ziping across the. audience well I don't know about that a. flamethrower in the split in the splits. I like that I have one zip line on my. this foot and one zip line on this fo. I'll be in the splits with the. flamethrower flying through the air I. will so get that set up for you and I.

will L be. like what if you fall and all the. kids no that's like that would be like. people being hospitalized fell but tell. me not that would be the craziest turn. and twist of the show I did a split. zipline through the venue yeah hopefully. hopefully the live show was fun and if. you missed it hopefully dog the stuff. that me and cash have came up with to. happen at this live show is literally. like I I genuinely don't know how we. came up with this these ideas.

I literally don't wait can you all tell. me no we can't give them away Harper you. already know it the show already. happened the live show already happened. so tell me I don't understand like what. if something happens and this episode. gets bumped to before the live show. that's good so yeah we probably. shouldn't say anything oh wait this. episode is getting bumped yes it is. getting bumped this is why we don't talk. about it till after the live show has. not happened yet I'm so intelligent but. unfortunately guys the live show is. already sold out so uh you get your. tickets but don't worry we're going to. be planning more shows a lot more stuff.

in the future comment what city so okay. or that but um we're going to be. planning a lot of other stuff so we. could tell us what city you want us to. come to and maybe Cas actually actually. no no no wait wait maybe if your city. gets the most likes on its comment you. know to comment actually we made a poll. everybody the link is in the description. if you want to go vote on what city we. should come to um so whatever cities you. know get the most votes we'll probably. come to but you can only vote once but. the link is in the description of this. video yeah cuz like what if someone in.

like London Idaho voted 600 times no. it's it's set where you can only vote. once that's why I said it was only once. oh wait is there options for them to. choose from or they can type in just. type in their city oh my gosh what no no. no it's it's options oh so if you live. in a small town if your op yeah if your. options not on there I'm sorry pick the. closest option to you if your option's. not on there we ain't coming wait what's. the song called again Rockway rock you. don't even know the name. your it's you have a.

solo I'm just there you. go should I say do you have the remix. version can we play that or is it. copyrighted it's not copyrighted I have. all the rights to it but that's not the. final we have another guy that's making. the track for us the track is going to. be even better wait the actual version. oh yeah yeah we're thinking about. remaking way into an actual song we do. we actually do need to give kiny some. lines yes yeah but I mean it's still in. the thought proc process and everything.

we'll see if it have any lines we're. just group singers and that's fun I. literally just play the drums let's keep. it that. way not kidding all right um she Harper. stop picking up your skin I'm just. itching my skin looks like the bear that. goes ow got. her guys uh guess what what what today I. told my mom that I got sprayed by a fart. spray today at school Mom did you. actually yeah my mom read it my mom read. it as.

Mom I just sprayed a fart everywhere I. need to get picked up did she so she. came and picked me. up so she came and picked me up and said. honey why is it in your hair why are you. smelling your hair mom somebody fart. sprayed me yeah where where's the farts. oh somebody fart sprayed you you're. somebody somebody hit you with a fart. spray so do she think you somebody. sprayed me everywhere with fart. spray did the school get shut down I. mean that stuff's def it was disgusting. wait did she think that you pooped your. pants yes my mom and my mom and my mom.

thought has that happened before yes oh. no sounds like you've been picked up for. that before so my mom she's used to that. happening so she usually just comes. straight to the school but this time she. was a little late cuz she had to tell my. sister about it and my sister was sick. running a fever so Reese was also having. the hershy squirts while I was at school. oh my goodness that's a funny name for. it I'm not even in a cap that why are. you putting your sister on blast your. sister loves you so much never heard bet.

she just loves you such a good name I. wish you wouldn't have said that because. now cash is going to be walking around. saying that and like hey but it's okay. cuz I relate to you because that happens. to me at the gym you know like the. sometimes you got to bring extra pairs. of pants oh my gosh I can't believe he. pooped his pants out the gym yeah wait. if you're deadlifting you're deadlifting. as much weight as I am you might would. too well 78 that happen today it happens. every oh today okay I thought you. talking about cash uh yeah that happened. today I literally texted my mom I have.

the text I'll send a screenshot that's. hilarious listen I had why was she not. close I had something crazy happened. today too look I am telepathic I found. out what are you doing no wait guys. listen to the tags listen to the tags I. need you to come get me or you okay why. did you you know like you just everyone. saw you you could have just walked off. the crawl did not do anything I don't. actually think he M yeah I just didn't. want to block the camera worth something. what I didn't want to block y''s camera. I didn't feel like the camera could see. me so I moved it I don't think you did.

listen to the text I said I need you to. come get me they PE then bring me right. back I just got far sprayed everywhere. and I stink and I okay I can see how she. would misinterpret that and I forgot my. cheer color shirt my mom said oh gosh. with two. exclamation okay I'll head up there and. call the office she calls the office and. said that I had a bathroom. [Laughter]. problem I can imine.

the you let me gu you walk out in the. office you're like it's stinking that. horrible smell my hair it's time it's. bad it's literally in my air I was. wondering why the office lady was. looking at me like this like she was. like have a good one I was like I was. like guys if anybody ever says I have a. bathroom problem I just like like. imagine we got a bathroom problem she. was like do you need extra clothes. you're like no I'm fine like I was like. no oh my gosh why did you I mean I I. know that's exactly what happened was.

there was farts sprayed everywhere yeah. but I like she just took it completely. wrong my mom in the text I said my farts. sprayed everywhere and now I stink and. so my mom came straight in school and. said H yeah Miss Mary uh Harper she had. a restroom problem so we're going to. have to pick her up it was so. embarrassing. no it was terrible that's better at. least her mom said she didn't say. bathroom problem she said girl problem I.

bet she interpreted as bathroom problem. she probably thinks that I can't hold my. pants no oh wait that's sorry when. someone says girl problem you don't. think they pooped their pants cuz that's. not just for girls as we know. yeah oh can we move on uh yeah yeah but. that was a fun segment I had something. crazy happened today that I like to talk. about I. did I'm taking credit for Kinsey's story. this is all me I was the responsible and. so it happened to me I want to know what.

happened K so I had approximately 40. minutes to get back and Maverick said. don't be late I don't care what you do. but don't be late I wasn't late just so. know but I go to Bath and Body Works I'm. quick with it too in and out five. minutes okay I went in picked my sit and. got right back out of there and I look. down at my phone and I only have 2% left. on my phone and I'm driving the dumb. Tesla I like the Tesla but the dumb. Tesla does not open unless your phone is. turned on and I didn't have the key card. so was sprinting through the mall and I.

was sprinting through the parking lot. like about to knock over some old people. and I get to the car door and I open I. was like okay I just got to put it in. drive cuz once your phone dies I was. done zoo and my phone died and I was. done zo and I was like nobody worry. there's a charger I plugged it in the. charging cord is broken from sitting in. the heat in the car so my phone was dead. so I'm just sitting there and so I put. it on that little thing that's supposed. to charge your phone like the whatever. that thing is called it does not charge. I'm sitting there for 20 minutes 20.

minutes yes oh my gosh I did not know. that part I didn't know that either wait. I said you finish the rest of the story. cuz this is when you come okay okay so. me we're sitting here and I'm like all. those guys are sitting up here and we. have all the cameras set up and we're. like okay where is Kenzie like Kenzie. should should have been here by now so I. look at her location and it says like 10. minutes ago and I'm like 10 minutes ago. that means her phone is probably dead so. I call her her phone doesn't come on and. I'm like okay her phone is definitely. dead which is not good cuz she took the. Tesla so I get on the Tesla app and I.

unlock the car and start it and then I. see the car go into reverse it starts. backing up I thought it was gone I was. like M was like I guess I'll start it. cuz she might be stuck and it's like car. driving oh I think she's been Stu for a. minute her. yeah yeah and then her phone charged and. she called her she's like do you want. any food acting like it didn't just it. didn't happen she's like hey do you want. any food and I'm like were you stuck.

what's going on she's how you know she. said I thought it was gone it was crazy. it just started going I was like oh okay. that was be cool that is crazy I don't. know why it took so long for my phone to. turn on on the charger either it is a. very unfortunate thing though it's like. if you have a Tesla you start it with. your phone but if your phone's dead now. you're stranded and you don't have phone. well that's why you're supposed to like. lowkey always carry a key card yeah but. nobody does that it's carrying a regular. key what do you mean it like you have a.

key everybody else carries keys for. their car or you can carry an Apple. Watch and you can have it on there. that's like saying carry cash instead of. a credit card Nobody Does that no like. like cash I'm exposing him cash does not. believe in wallets every single credit. card driver's license everything is in. the back of his phone case wow thanks. for putting that on blast so if anybody. ever sees my phone laying around they. have all my information yeah so well I'm. trying to encourage him to not do that. but like you we will never have that. problem CU you have a key card in the. back of your phone I will never have. that problem cuz I carry a key card with.

me everywhere I go yeah MAV and kiny do. cuz they're horrible at leaving like. credit cards and IDs and passports and. just everything that's crazy coming from. you cash has never forgotten what does. that mean you're literally the only. person here that's ever missed a flight. no that has nothing to do that is not. even true you've missed a flight I may. have the only time I missed the flight. was when I was asleep at the terminal. okay I was there that's all that matters. I was at the flight way you sleep too no.

I wasn't with him no but I got to the. terminal like 4 hours early and I was. like okay I'm going to take a nap then I. woke up and the plane's gone that is. crazy no that's kind of crazy how do you. like like did you just expect yourself. to wake up I don't know it was 4 hours. so I would think so you should have said. an alarm maybe that would be the smart. thing to do well I didn't well that's. stupid what a stupid person would do but. Maverick he's missed multiply just cuz. he's like oh oh need to get there 10. minutes before the plane leaves I'm.

sitting on the flight one time and I'm. like the door's closed and I'm like well. m not making it I do not think that. happened yes remember I took a picture. of the seat next to me and I drew a. stick figure and I said look you're here. yes and that's the one that you got. rerouted in the air no no no no that's a. different one cuz this one was with uh. Pape and Chase and we took a stick. figure picture and we painted you onto. the plane did you yeah the other one. that I got rerouted into the air that. one was crazy that may be the one you. fell asleep.

what I think that was the one you fell. asleep I don't know but the one I got. rerouted in the air I'm supposed to land. in Dallas I'm flying from LA to Dallas. you really shouldn't sleep around planes. it's just not safe for you and I'm. asleep on the plane and then we land and. they're like welcome to Houston I'm like. okay hold on this is not what I got on I. was the real victim in that story though. what cash had been telling me for weeks. I'm coming to Dallas I'm going to be. there on this day blah blah blah blah my. flight lands at like at like 10 p.m. I'm. going to drive straight to your house.

and come see you we weren't dating yet. so he was going to sneak into my house. and like come see me sorry Mom and Dad. but so anyways I'm up 10 p.m. rolls. around I'm like hey where where you at. doesn't answer it's like midnight I'm. like fighting sleep I'm like he stood me. up and I'm like distraught because he. hasn't texted me and he's like hey I'm. in Houston I'm like I'm in Houston what. if I did that my mom would shoot me if. you flew a guy in and he just like. stayed in your. guy no SN him in oh yeah I mean don't do.

it I shouldn't have well I didn't sneak. in I was in Houston yeah you didn't make. it that night so but I wake up in. Houston and I was like Hey excuse me I'm. supposed to be in Dallas I'm not. supposed to be here what they say uh. they were like yeah there wait what did. they. say they were like there was a storm in. Dallas and I was like oh okay well when. can we go to Dallas and I like oh we. don't know and it's like 1:00 a.m. at.

this point they're like uh everybody. we're just going to unboard the plane. everybody's going to go in the terminal. and just wait and we're like okay so we. all go in the terminal and we're just. sitting there and it's been like 2 and 1. half hours in the terminal it's like. 3:30 a.m. at this point and finally they. come over the announcement no one the. whole Airport's like closed like no. one's there the lights were off they. turned the lights off in this one. section for us how old were you like 16. mhm and they finally come up and. somebody gets something little uncom at. the terminal and they're like Hey so uh.

we got some good news uh we're going to. get you guys to Dallas wait and he flew. alone mhm stop getting ideas put it I. didn't see it she's like you were 16 huh. and you flew alone well this is why you. don't fly alone at 16 they were like we. got he was also a guy which does make a. difference no yes it does I'm more of a. guy than a girl oh no you're not and. they were like we got good news we're. going to get you guys to Dallas it's. 3:30 a.m. we got two buses on the way. yeah and they were like we're going to.

bus y'all all to Dallas everyone was. like we're not going on a bus we play. for an airplane and then they were like. well in our in our agreement when you. buy your ticket we can also put you on a. bus and we're like what and somehow you. can buy an airplane ticket and they can. bus you there and that's the same I was. like well what if I don't want to take. the bus because it's 330 a.m. and the. bus rides like 6 hours or whatever and. they were like well um they you're just. denying the transportation you'll have.

to buy a new flight yeah and I was like. no way but luckily I had a friend that. lived in Houston so I went to go stay. with him and I got a new flight in the. morning which you had to pay for home. which I had to pay for yeah it's crazy. you you know what that still didn't make. me as mad I think it was American not. Spirit no that was Spirit was it. obviously but you know it didn't make me. as mad as that oh the other day never. I'm s the other day I I can you not I. cash never gets mad at like anywhere we. go like bad things happen and me and. cash are always like like nah it's okay. like we just move on with life like I'm.

telling you like I never get mad at. customer service people anything like. that and actually I normally laugh at. the people that are up there yelling at. them and this time I'm always been like. how are you going to get caught in 4k on. a Tik Tok video yelling at the American. Airlines employees I almost did because. I go up to the counter my flight leaves. in an hour an hour and fun fact it got. delayed so it doesn't leave for like an. hour and a half or two hours and I'm. like okay here for my flight I'd like to. check in they said oh unfortunately you. can't check in I was like why can I not.

check in they said because it's um it's. like 45 minutes till the flight leaves. and you have to check in within an hour. before so yeah we uh we s we resold your. seat and I was like what you sold my. seat that I paid for and they said yeah. it Harper's out she's up she's up she's. away she's good she here yeah we resold. the seat because you didn't check in. within an hour I said but the plane's. delayed the plane doesn't leave for like. almost another hour and a half and I'm. here on the line I'm still here an hour. and a half or an hour early yeah and I'm.

like the line for security is not long. and my plane's back there I'm here 55. minutes before my plane and they like. yeah unfortunately I mean we gave up. your seat so you can't come and they. wouldn't refund and I was like well. since you sold my seat twice can I get a. refund no yeah that time I was like. there's no way I bought a seat you sold. it again and won't give me my money back. and I'm here in time for the plane. Frontier. Airlines. sucks okay you weren't even there no but.

I experienced the S I'll be honest I'm. not even sure it was Frontier froner. because it got us again the next week. Maverick they got you they got us twice. how in two weeks how how because cash. booked a Frontier flight and they sell. his ticket because he showed up an hour. before the flight and that's not enough. time in Frontier Airlines happened to. yeah yes this happened almost again okay. no almost again I'm very confused K. listen what if Frontier earlin gave you. a million dollars right now to not talk.

bad about them that I would take that. instantly FR is the best airline in the. entire world and saw this no listen. after cash so they don't make their. Frontier flight so they have to rebook. we established that how did this happen. a second time well so then about a week. and a half later cash and I are flying. somewhere and he books us on Frontier. Airlines and we're like uh I was like. okay yeah because I'm going to I'm going. to take the cheapest flight everywhere I. don't really care. they yeah they they did you know mess me.

up one time but now I know the rules so. no you didn't though won't can you. explain because so this did not happen. again anyway so then we booked the. flight and I'm like okay well we're not. going to let that happen again so I. check into our flight the night before. now cash and I have TSA pre-check which. is like the fancy pre-check thing I. don't even know we don't like you get. through security like way faster I know. what she's going to say now so we get to. we get to the airport and Cash's like. mobile ticket has TSA pre-check on it. but mine it like didn't activate so I'd.

have to go through normal security so I. I know I entered both of our PreCheck. mbers but on the thing it did not give. her pre-check yeah and so we were like. okay we'll just go to the counter when. we get to the airport and have them like. print me out an actual boarding pass. with my pre-check on it so I can just go. through pre-check and not normal. security and so we get there I feel like. that would lowkey take longer no because. you just walk up to a little kios type. in your name and they give you a. boarding ticket okay so like we get. there and then they're like oh too late. to check in for your flight because it's. the rules so we're like so then I'm like.

okay fine we'll just wait in normal. security now we're cutting it kind of. close because security Line's kind of. long so cash is like I don't know if. we're going to make it okay I'm going to. speed this up so I go through the TSA. one since I have that and she doesn't. and I take the bags to the TSA one and. she just went through normally I get to. the thing and I'm like hey so they're. boarding the plane now and they're about. to close it I like you're going to have. to cut everyone in in the line so I'm. freaking out because I I don't want to. be that person listen like I like don't. want to make people mad I don't want. confrontation so when I have to ask to.

cut the entire what's up Oh I thought. you were on your phone no oh never mind. when I to ask to cut the entire security. line to make my flight I'm like shaking. I'm. like excuse me I'm about to miss my. flight can I. go away do let you too EXC I'm cting. spells on you no so everyone's like. super friend make me pass and I'm saying. and I'm saying it I'm telling everyone. I'm like I'm missing my flight excuse me.

and I kind of just start shoving past. people cuz like I got to do what I got. to do and this old. man it's an old man I say excuse me I'm. about to miss my flight I got to get. through and like everyone's like okay. whatever like some people have annoyed. looks this man goes. huh what' you say stops me in my tracks. does not let me keep walking he said. what' you say I was like my flight's. boarding and I'm going to miss it turn. your hearing a up and he's like what you. said that. he's like well it sounds like there are.

some poor planning on your part no I was. like yes thank you I was like okay great. so then cash is like blowing my phone up. like you better run you better run so I. finally get through security wait did. you get actually start finding he. wouldn't let you pass no I shove past. him I had. to oh my God I can see you getting so. mad dude like I saw the EMS pulling up. afterwards like trying to take care of. him but I get through security and cash. like you got to Sprint cuz of course. we're on the other end of the terminal. was so far so I'm running I got like. three books in my Bible in my backpack.

like I'm going through it like my. backpack's heavy yeah and I'm like oh I. don't feel. good I'm running is it the hery course. no no I'm running and like there is this. I got the crazy there's like this crazy. packed like gate like hundreds of people. and I'm like I don't feel good like I. stop and of course the closest trash can. is the one where there's like hundreds. of people right there I'm like trash can. Trash Can to fart. did she she just sat on that trash.

can no I like gag into this trash can. and make this horrendous noise are you. so serious SN me right after. that I did I I'm like I'm like sobbing. I'm like crying in the air for all these. people just watched me freaking gag in a. trash can and I'm. like and I keep running and I don't make. eye contact with anybody cuz I canot. no I was like dry heing in the trash can.

oh not dry heing I was like it was so. cuz we hadn't eaten but I'm like so. nauseous I literally I'm waiting at I'm. at the terminal everyone's voted the. plan it's just me and like the check-in. person and I'm like she'll be here any. minute. now and it's like 5 minutes until they. close boarding and Kate comes I see her. running and I'm like oh there she is and. I I turn to the attendant to start. talking to him again and I turn around. and Kate's gone I like what she ran pass. me all the way to someone so I run I was.

like I'll be right back I run and I got. like he K and she's. like yells like sarcastic spells on you. oh my god and I was like I didn't even. going to say anything she's just. like like you you made. me. you I'm. stressed me my. life and I was like what what happened.

and she's like well it just really. stressed me out happened to cut everyone. and dry heing in front of everyone like. that was are. you yeah why do you do that cuz you do. that a lot because it's like I'm about. to throw up but in like everybody that's. it looks pretty dramatic like she always. goes but like that's like exactly how I. did like nothing happens your tongue. when you throw up you stick your tongue. out when you throw up.

yeah obviously what do you. do I don't stick it out yeah you you. yeah you go like yeah see that or like I. don't know I'm. like smile okay go I. go no do. do like imagine you're about to throw. up what no Tong can't do anything. no just gag yourself like this.

watch no no no no don't do it I don't. want you to throw up now don't ever gag. yourself watch no no no no no no no no. no no no. no yeah. [Laughter]. anyways thank you k for laughing caream. she it's like that kind right I go I go. like yeah I do the same thing shoulders. come up it's. like I need a giraffe I like s.

I'm no I'm more. Turtle yeah I'm opposite I go wow that's. anyways moral story Frontier Airlines is. the reason I had freaking mental issues. that day dude and then she stab me right. after I just threw up in a trash I was. like wait is that good on y's Cruise yes. M I had some issues too but ours is at. like 4:30 in the morning we did have. issues yeah when we got there we had to. do cuz we were going out of the country. we didn't realize we this for we almost. missed our no no no we didn't miss our. flight we almost missed being able to.

put our bags on the flight yeah we. almost missed checking our. bags we had to fill out some e. Immigration Form thing uhhuh bro that. thing took us so long to fill out. because it was like all in Spanish we. literally had like 30 seconds to spare. when we put our bags on the thing he was. like last bags and we're like okay oh. here's a story I never told you guys. about the Hershey squirts. no it's not that bad it's not that bad. it sounds pretty bad it's not I mean you. started it with that if you ever want to. fray your fringes then you can just do.

this burn them off no just oh yeah I. guess that's called frine but you can. just do this if you want I got. you okay doing cash what are you doing. why do you have a. lighter no no no no no no no no no hold. on cash cash cash cash those aren't your. pants cash. oh you have to cut it cash so it's small. and then you burn it you can't that's. catch M doesn't want you doing that no.

she does doesn't really. work anyway well that was a good try the. busted. um okay but I got the story about the. airport okay well mine's about the. airport okay Hershey squirts you to hear. about my story is it about the Hershey. squs in the airport mine's about a robot. at the airport okay what's your about. we'll vote mine's about. um uh that's what I thought she don't. have a story okay so robot Mine mine's. really quick okay fine mine. oh wait mine's about throwing up a. throwing up food and I can do that but.

like I can keep can no you can't no no. like on command throw up no like I won. no no if I have a f i can swallow it and. then I can like hold it in my in my. throat and then I can like and then put. it back up and then what are you talking. about let me show. you all the acid coming back up I really. want to show yall I give you a Skittle. right now yeah skitt work stop okay. there Skittles right there there. Skittles on the left what are you no you.

have to chew up a Skittle don't swallow. the skittle why are we doing like actual. gross things she wanted to do it is this. is safe right this is okay no those are. like those are gummy those could get. stuck in her you actually do this I do. this all the time ready okay so. hi um I'm not going to smack what are. you people like to smack no what. the is that why we smack all the time. I've seen comments you know. ASMR I feel like we're watching a magic.

trick man it pretty cool you know when. David bla like swallows the Goldfish and. back honey right it's loud I'm. sorry right guys I'm ready uh. okay you're smacking cash okay it's gone. it's gone oh it's like stuck in your. throat really I can still talk though. there's no way it comes. back oh my God. that's crazy wait y' I thought she was.

just hiding under her tongue I saw that. come out of her throat hole into her. tongue that was honestly don't even. know my like a mama bird just feeding. her G he just swims right up I think I. can do it I know I know what you're. talking about try it I think I could oh. my goodness there's no way you can do. you could literally like mama bird feed. cats you you could eat F watch out guys. spit it on him's about to throw up. actually can't I actually have to cuz I. can't eat this.

remember okay she can actually eat it. we're ready and she ate it let's see. your mouth she just ate it okay okay. it's. gone did it come. back what is wrong with y'all wait how. are yall doing. it okay we see it we see it yeah I see. it oh your tongue is just. like o. okay wait I didn't new.

one here go how did you figure this out. were you like man I wish I could eat. that. again in third in third grade I had a. really bad problem with like swallowing. my food oh and it's carried over to 10. years later yes and like I I remember I. SW I was I was about to start reading in. um Miss doss's class and then I had to. swallow my goldfish but I couldn't. swallow it and it was stuck in my throat. so I just stood there and I forgot here. we.

go okay this is actually gross I don't. know why I did that let's see it let's. see it okay e why do I feel like I can. smell his breath from here just. swallowed it why is he concentrating so. hard bro look like he got the harshey. SP I think he needs a new one oh it's. gone it's not going back is it yeah it's. not going. back there's no way. I swear go get that giraff neck out.

there ain't going to happen. Bud that one huh that. crazy now it's going to come out of my. nose actually can you do that we'll. see no it's going to like get clogged. your nose is going to be stuff guys we. should us we should like um suck water.

up our nose and then try to spit out of. our mouths all right here we. go we see it we know it we believe it's. there okay SES are good now it's going. to go through my. nose I can't this is disgusting crazy. it's bull face yall hear him snorty I. need to focus okay here we go. he's watched over too he's doing it like.

this shut up me. laugh you do look like the pig from like. The Lion King doing. it all right ready suck it up your nose. then get out of your I'm trying. [Laughter]. the he Ed the. Warlock dude his posture is insane. trying to do this.

oh it is so disturbing he looks like. those people who sleep with their eyes. open bro stop it's gross it's gross it's. done you're done you're. done no you're not almost there we're. taking his mic away so you don't have to. hear that s he gets it out of. his look how already he's starting he lo. my go to the bathroom it's not going to.

happen. Clos. possessed and this has been going on for. a minute you. know y'all won't believe me but it. Midway through let me. didn't I'm going to. actually I'm going to throw up I got it. he might got.

it I'm GNA throw up I'm throw up I'm. throw tissue at. least I'm going toow. up no that rejected my mouth I'm going. to learn that trick and soon s and I. will be here wait can we do the can we. do the walk downstairs going to be. practi she sitting. there how did you like even try like you. got to.

go okay moving on let's do how many. Swedish fish you can fit in your. mouth this is my last. attempt no we there's no more time. there's no more time okay well while. cash tries maybe if you lay upside. down he stopped breathing for. what is happening breathing in really.

hard this is so. oh look like he's about to throw up he. might throw up oh there he goes there he. goes the. heartburn okay I'm going to stop now I. thought he was going to throw up to I. thought for sure he was. gagging yeah okay we can move on did you. throw up in your mouth a little I mean I. can taste the thr yeah okay why do you.

do gross things okay so I don't even. remember oh yeah my story. yeah it's really short you said that 30. minutes I had to use the bathroom very. bad in the. airport and I went to like two or three. bathrooms closed closed closed and now. it's bad and then I find a bathroom and. I'm not even capping no there's one. stall it's locked from the inside you. have to have like a little like key card.

or something to get into a stall like. I'm in the bathroom but to get into the. stall you have to have a key card and at. the bottom of the stall it's like this. big of a gap no yes it was like this big. of a gap and it was coming out of my. butt and I was like I got to do it and I. get on the floor like. this and I was. [Laughter]. like okay. okay this did not happen yes it did no. it did not I promise you you never told.

me about I know I don't know why I. forgot and I it was some time I was. traveling by myself too and and I mean. then that's I mean that's the end of the. story I used the bathroom and that was. it wait what. happened did you listen I did but I. didn't look at. you but yeah I mean I told you it was a. quick story but well our story is pretty. quick we're running late well we're. actually not really late we're in we're. in the uh like we have a layover in. Florida and we're like in Miami and. we're like okay. guess we'll go get some food and stuff. and we keep seeing these people go by on.

these wheelchairs we're like where are. these what is going on and these. wheelchairs make noises they're like you. know when an elevator hits a floor it's. like ding that's what these wheelchairs. are doing it's like Cal a calm Ding and. they keep making it and it sounds like a. little alarm going off and these. wheelchairs keep passing us and they go. ding. ding ding what are these wheelchairs. elev yeah and then all of a sudden we. see these wheelchairs while we're eating. we see them coming back by us but this. time there's nobody in.

them they're just driving going ding. ding ding all the way back to TSA it's a. Tesla wheelchair it's a Tesla wheelchair. it's an autopilot wheelchair is that. actually yeah and they just get it it's. not actually Tesla no think of it you're. an old person you can't read you don't. can't even find your terminal they put. you in the chair they go Terminal E uh. gate E15 and it just takes you all the. way to your gate you get out and and the. chair just leaves you and goes away. that's that is crazy and and I jumped in. front of him and the chair would be.

like then it' be. like and then and then it start trying. to navigate around it like beep at you. and then it start trying to go around I. was like that is crazy autopilot. wheelchairs wait we also saw the food. thing oh it was like a like a I don't. know what you call that it's like a food. robot that just drives around with food. on it wow and you can take the food off. and pay for it you like SK what olart. that's not what art means is that what.

you're thinking of. olart that's what it is no it's when. they go around with the carts and you. order food nope all the carts like on a. menu hun no all uh cart all on the. cart maybe that's what me why is you. what are you doing touching your nose my. nose it's like has skin coming off of it. but we saw that on the way back from our. honeymoon on our honeymoon by the way. you get may not know this Kate's been. dying for me to tell her we honeymoon.

Drama Oh honeymoon drama yeah this guy. his name was Enrique or something I. don't know what his name was he I can't. even remember his what was his name ET. he told us to call him ET he was cool. okay and he trained us how to scuba dive. right oh it was ET oh yeah tell me what. happened about the SCU div he trains us. to scuba dive and we're like okay this. is fine and i' had been before once. before but it's years ago and so he like. makes you take your goggles off. underwater and put them back on and like.

teaches you how to get the water out and. we'd go through the whole little class. and the next day we show up to the beach. we forgot a main part there's these. little buttons on your vest that like. inflate and deflate so you like sink and. rise in the water and he specifically. said do not touch these buttons oh yeah. a big important part never touch them do. not touch these two buttons which are. right on my. chest like okay so the next day we go. and we see like the this other guy who's. actually going to take us scuba diving. and this guy was not very nice I showed.

up I don't know I was just at an all. inclusive resort I kind of thought like. my bag would be like ready for me on the. boat he's like okay here's your B walk. we had to walk like all the way down. this beach carrying all of our gear and. get on the boat that's just you being. Bouie my maybe a little bit me Muji I. that was a crazy that was like so. privileged I was expecting to have a. back Handler and there was no back. Handler I paid a lot of money I paid a. lot of money all these people in these. countries that are serving me we in the. sun serving me hand and that I paid for.

I didn't my B wasn't on the boat no that. is not what I said ridiculous it's like. a 100 pound thing good part anyways we. get on the boat and this guy you know. he's he's all right but he is not very. helpful and we're like okay and he's. like okay we're here we jump now and. we're like okay we jump now and where he. had us jump I kid you not there's no. seaweed in the whole ocean he Parks the. boat in the only spot of sea true this. stick of seaweed where he par the boat. he he's like okay now jump and I'm like.

into the red lava looking stuff like No. And so the girls jump first and then I. jump wait you're missing another part so. I thought that there were going to be. like 20 30 people on this boat that are. going on this little Excursion but it is. literally me Maverick and another girl. who doesn't speak English bat instr. supposed to have more people but no one. else B huge huge boat just four of us. one of them is an instructor okay. anyways continue so us four jumping with. water we swim to the front of the boat. and he's like okay now we're going to go.

down and actually no he doesn't say. we're going to go down okay he doesn't. say that at all he just goes and pulls. this string on the back of my vest I'm. like sitting there and he pulls it and a. bunch of bubbles start coming out and. I'm like uh. oh and I start sinking and I look at. Kenzie and he pulls her thing and she. her bubbles start coming out of her and. she's like uh oh we both start we both. start sinking really fast which is not. what you're supposed to do in scuba cuz. you'll like bust along or an ear Dr cu. the air pressure water pressure so you.

have to like slowly go down deep and. we're just sinking and I'm like I don't. know much about scuba diving dude I. would have just been singing. Rose me dude I literally thought we were. about to meet God for a second I like my. lung just my lung is going to explode. it's just G. to and so we're sinking down and I'm. like this isn't good that's if you vape. too much like The Vape juice a girl like. had too much Vape ju that's what I hurt. her lung just yeah it's terrible yeah. don't Vape kid. don't B your lungs explode so we're. sinking to the bottom of the ocean and.

the instructor we're only at this point. we're like 3 fet underw we're just. sinking and I'm like uh oh and I look at. the instructor and he's not coming with. us and I'm. like well did you not see that girl. freaking out yeah because right as he. pulls us to sink us the other chick. that's with us starts freaking out I. freaking out attach some waste she she's. like you just suck both of them imagine. don't touch me don't touch me imagine. you know speaking English they strap. weights to you in a vest that has air in.

it and they pop your vest and you start. sinking and you don't speak the language. you watch the other two people sing. that's what I'm saying yeah she was. freaking out so then we're like okay I. guess they're not coming with this so me. and kiny are seeking in the bottom and. at this point we're 45t under the water. and kiny was told not to look up so she. not looking up at all. she today. we're standing on the ocean floor at. this point in the sand we standing on.

the ocean floor in between these two. reefs that are huge we're standing on. the sand and I kid you not we're. standing there I'm kind looking around. and she's. she looking down that she was told to. look proba tell me you both are just. standing on the ocean floor yes alone no. Noor can't see the boat and we're way. out in the middle of the ocean I'm like. oh yeah this is how we die yeah I'm. telling you that is a country roads. moment we probably look.

like like little objects and a a fish. tank just. like so I'm like okay well I don't know. what to do so I I look at her vest and. my vest and I go well they told us not. to press that button but I want to press. it so I press it so I start flipping out. she's like don't touch my button don't. touch my button I'm like come here she's. like. this I know I know the like fear you. felt because I felt that many before so. I I grab her button and I'm like and her.

vest starts to inflate and I'm like that. was good maybe I'll do mine now because. sure hers looks okay yeah you to do mine. first so I I press my button and we. start floating back up and then we get. to the top and we pop our heads out the. water and he's like almost swam back. over to us after taking the girl to the. boat he's like she decided she didn't. want to come I'm like. what left on the. ocean what. what and so he's like we go down now and. I'm. like it but seriously we almost died.

that's crazy that is like talk about. Lost at Sea Under the Sea like sea we're. all cake on the ocean. floor. no if it comes through your nose I give. you five bucks you get what I give you. five bucks that's not even enough for a. Starbucks drink well I did feel bad. though for the people that took care of. us that week I'm not going to lie this. one dude we the hotel like knew who we. were so they gave us like a Cabana.

on it came out of her nose goodness it. just came out of her nose she shoved it. up her nose though oh yeah she did how. know because I'm not stupid Harper you. tried that's what I was doing I believed. you dang it when Goble women um you. didn't freak that's what I was doing. touching my nose you're like I did not. want her to think that was like Ping my. nose cuz I was like cuz I kept seen her. side trying to shove something up her. nose without thinking she's picking her. nose she's like anyways but yeah we were. when we were also when we were there. this they gave us like a cabana for.

which is just like a tint like Lounge. thing and they're like hey you guys can. have this from like 10:00 a.m. or 9:00. a.m. I think it was 9:00 a.m. to like. 5:00 p.m. like okay we didn't know like. we had to get there at 9:00 a.m. the. servers were so so we wait till like. 1:00 to go to our little tent thing and. there's a guy yeah it's like a it's but. it's not like an umbrella it's like two. floors it was like a made wood like a. little Treehouse Hut thing and we're. like okay stop piing we get there and.

we're it's 1:00 so we were supposed to. get there like 5 hours ago or something. and this guy is standing there sweating. just in the Sun and he's just like. you're late he said where have you been. my friends I've been here since 9:00. a.m. where have you been oh my God time. did you get there we got like 1:30 or. 2:00 my God he he was literally just. sitting there in the sun like not. sitting they're not allowed to sit he. was just standing there waiting for us. for hours standing yes in the Sun for. like 4 hours yes with like his little. thing holding the drinks and the thing. and we show up and he's just standing.

there and I'm like I feel real bad right. now I've been expecting you it gets. worse so we sit there and we we go up to. like this little top deck thing that we. have and we're just hanging out and. about 2:00 comes around he comes over. he's like what would you like for lunch. and we're we are like oh okay so we. order food he brings the food and we're. sitting there and he goes would you like. to eat up there or down here and kiny. looks at this man who just offered. us offered to let us eat upstairs or. downstairs of our little cabanon thing. and she says I'd like to eat in the.

shade he goes he goes okay no stop wait. and he sets the food down picks up we. have our whole table set up with like. our table stuff on it and everything he. takes it off lifts up the table carries. it over to the shade puts it down puts. our chairs there and everything and kidy. comes down she's like thank you that's I. thought he said do you want to sit. upstairs or downstairs in the shade I. said oh the shade is good and he. proceeds to like look around like.

cautiously like oh no and he sets the sh. down okay and this table is not just. sitting on top of the sand it's like. buried in the sand so nobody can take it. and so he's like pulling it out of the. sand and like he's already been sitting. in the hot sun for three hours and he. pulls it and he sets it in the shade and. he puts our food all he's like here you. go did you give him him a good tip yeah. but it's still not worth I mean the m. there's no amount of money yeah like he. was all and what's even worse is the.

whole time we're sitting there reading. books and sipping on our drinks and. things he's just standing about 20 ft. behind us he just stands there waiting. on us to order anything he just stands. there looking at. us kind of awkward yeah and so we're. like we not. snap we did not snap at him no no but we. could have and he would have probably. listened. no so to even like have someone standing. there just waiting it was so like boozy.

but I was like I mean we weren't paying. for it they gave it to us for free but I. was like is crazy they the hotel just. gave it to us collab oh for real yeah. and we had a butler we had like our own. personal Butler for my gosh I was. looking through your snap stories and. everything in Mavericks and it looked. very fun it was very fun it was you had. a butler yeah yeah his name was Alfredo. Alfredo he goes I am your personal. private Butler for the whole week he's. texting me like every morning like is. there anything I can do for you what. would you like morning we had a butler.

on our honeymoon oh we just didn't use. him yeah it's like what do you use a. butler for on your H I didn't know what. to do like uh uh I'll take a a pin. colada I guess I did like him because he. got things done okay that man got stuff. done I call room service I'm like can I. get a pan colada they're like no I text. him I'm like I kind of want some P. coladas he's like I'll make sure you get. some and then he has room service bring. me a p col was it all free all the. people oh my gosh inclusive when you. like when you go to allusive Resort you. don't I've probably had like 50 virgin.

peanut coladas all week I'm not going to. lie I I I that's me wow M you got. diabetes on your honeymoon cor I did not. guys what time do you like wake up at. like 6:00 a.m. or like 10: like uh we. got out of bed at like never 10 no 10. like he was on his honeymoon we were out. like 11 10 crazy we got that's why we. said yall got out of the boat at eight I. was like oh left the room at 10:00 the. only morning we got out of bed before. 10:00 was the morning we went and saw.

the sunrise and that was like 6:30. yeah better two I'm not going to lie so. your honeymoon on a scale from 1 to 10. how good was it 11 zero we almost died. literally i k you not worst honeymoon. ever for almost dying she's 11 I yeah I. don't she's like oh we almost died yay. memories it's a fun experience no that. honeymoon might have been the worst. experience I think we could have ever. had no had we died had we died if we.

died sure but we didn't yeah we got. lucky we barely survived okay that's not. did you book the scuba diving through. the resort or did you find your oh. yeah yes so did you like maybe bring. that up to the resort and say hey like. this guy doesn't seem safe no we didn't. tell him oh yeah this guy he just sent. us. and said here's my feet card also here's. a tip great Resort by the way truly. though it was fine I would go back and. do it with the exact same guy again yeah.

that's how I feel yeah uh no would not. do that but I would go back to the same. that place was fire Mar be quiet about. the guy it was a good honeymoon oh yeah. great honeymoon just not the part where. we almost died oh we also can you shoot. it we saw monkeys I know I see monkeys. streak all the time special what tell us. about the monkeys wait no no what am I. saying that's wrong can someone correct. me I see monkeys in close all the. time he's going to far in your.

face so I said that part was. great no that part was great just not. the part where we almost died I will. stand that the whole thing was great the. oh food phenomenal the was phenomenal. phenomenal the the the honeymoon suite. phenomenal the scuba diving part. terrible we nearly killed me we had our. own hot tub right on the out like it was. our own personal hot tub with like this.

private patio area want the hot tub oh y. trying to get it back y trying to get it. was at night time it really wasn't that. hot the scuba diving thing wasn't the. hotels it's just the hotels like they're. they're like in front of the hotel yeah. but the hotels doesn't own the scuba. that's kind of crazy M and Kinzie were. getting in the hot tub and the whole. team on our cruise the whole time on our. cruise every time we walked past the hot. tub and saw people in it we were like. what are those freaks doing dude there.

was I'm not even kidding I saw we had. our own private hot tub with fresh water. by the way it was empty when we got. there oh yeah I saw adults on our cruise. in like 90s something degree weather in. a hot tub that is in the sun it was. disgusting like I don't know why like. how are you and then this is the. craziest thing it's like 90° in the Sun. and it's like all a hot tub full of hot. people and they're like all sweaty and. like they're sweating profusely into the. water no they were not they were sweaty. people and then on top of it this lady's.

just drinking her hot Starbucks latte in. the hot tub oh no she's got a problem. that's a problem it was. gross we also we got in the hot tub at. night time underneath the roof and it. was like 70° I feel like yeah it was. yeah it was still warm out but it wasn't. like warm it like it wasn't hot yeah but. also while we were there this part was. crazy I've always wanted to do this. never got this experience in my life and. it was so fun we got to like not just. hold monkeys but be attacked by monkeys.

it was crazy you almost died by little. monkey people they could lowy if they. decided to kill us we could have died I. don't care what people say monkeys are. practically humans those things walk. around like people look at this and they. they're little figure monkeys I've seen. them do sign language monkeys too they. they wore so cute little babies on their. backs they're called squirrel monkeys. gosh if you have a squirrel monkey and. you're coming to the live show we can be. friends one of them was on your head I. know wait show her the little baby there. was a 7-Day old baby that was like.

attached to its mom's back sh yes it was. so to cry I one so bad oh my God wait. did any of them like on old baby oh we. should get a monkey for the episode for. an episode we should he'll climb on the. tree and. everything he'll climb oh it's the 7 oh. wait I want to see I'm going to hire a. guy with a monkey to come on to come be. on for an episode have you heard about. that story that the girl's face got. ripped off by. those are chimp CH chimp that's why you. have and what was his name again it was.

like. Wilbert okay also like people put a lot. of trust in animals like like sometimes. you like sometimes people do trust. animals a little too much cuz like at. the end of the day they are also animals. you want to know what's like how are you. going to be all shocked when a. chimpanzee rips a person's face off yeah. I've always said that if you bull ride. and you get HED by the bull I don't feel. sorry for you I feel sorry for you but. also like what did you expect it's like. when they pray before the NASCAR thing. they're like keth ke these safe as we. built these cars that are supposed to. drive at 500 mph 3 in from each other.

it's like what we put we pray for your. protection Lord what it's a little. contradicting you know what's funny. about the chimpanzee Story the girl um. so her friend came over to babysit the. chimpanzee and the friend got her face. ripped off but the friend did yeah oh no. if my friend has a chimpanzee in his. house baby just wait then a year later. the girl that had the chimpanzee that. ripped her friend's face off got another. chenzi oh my gosh no her friend's still.

alive thankfully and like she probably. still goes over there I bet they are I. would forget forgive and forget yeah. right you forgive your friend if she her. her pet ripped your face off I can't. forget anything maybe not forget every. time you look in the mirror you're be. like but she can't look she's like blind. now it's terrible oh my gosh well I'm. glad you guys had fun on your honeymoon. um a great time. yeah if I had to be honest our honeymoon. oh no what. say oh also we got these shirts you just.

cut me off I know cuz you were taking a. while go ahead spit it out I was going. to say our honeymoon was uh great. fantastic. phenomenal anyway did you have fun fun. okay we had these sweatshirt have fun on. his honeymoon are you all. done I saw monkeys I know that and I. went scuba diving oh my goodness you. really yep so your honeymoon was a lot. of fun dude have you ever held a monkey.

you would know that I a monkey in Costa. Rica I tried to yelled at me okay go. ahead Kenzie thank you geez after all. been blabbering on about nothing wait. were you talking Harbor blabbering yeah. I was talking can you guys stop talking. remember yesterday do you guys not. remember yesterday when I literally was. like hey kiny go. ahead were you in the room were you in. the room when we talked this is like. between me and keny now were you in the. room we talked about that yesterday no. she wasn't in the room oh well oh when. you're trying to say something and they.

just keep on yes and they were like I. was like Hey like one thing I would. appreciate is like a lot of times I say. stuff and like y'all talk over me and. completely ignore me or like I try to. say something and like you ignore me and. ignore me and ignore me and like maybe. just sometimes like taking what I say. into like a little bit of consideration. fun yeah overall good time okay I'll. talk to Kate y' just go ahead and turn. their mics off okay I know you think. this is cringey but you need to get. those Mr and Miss sweatshirts I promise. you cuz we went to the airport and we. cut through the line like four or five. times likee you could have you would had.

to ask to cut the line workers just kept. coming up to us and you know those. little things that like pull off the. pole and they're like go through not. even just that I'm talking I'm talking. you get up to the the security thing and. you know how you have to like go through. the thing it's like and it spins around. you but they have the other little thing. that's just the metal detector you don't. have to take everything off they're like. y'all come through here so if you want. to take over an airplane wear Mr and Mrs. shirts yeah. first class baby when we were going to. the Dominican a completely different.

country whenever you go into a new. country they're supposed to recheck your. bags even though they check them in the. other country to make sure that you're. not bringing anything crazy in they were. just like oh you could just skip this. line and we were like wow we skip. Customs yes insane all right well thank. you guys so much for watching this. episode thank. you Harper are you not having fun no I I. wish I was in Costa Rica Costa Rica.

we'll see you guys next time bye bye.