We Took Harper's Car Back From Natalie Reynolds!
Oh my gosh, she actually has Harper's. car. >> Why did you take the car in the first. place? >> Because she ditched me twice. Cuz she's. been threatening to sue me the last 2. months. So, I'm going to figure out what's going. on. And if you don't somehow figure out. something where I can talk to her cuz. she's completely ignoring me, then I. don't want to give back the car. Cuz I. then I have no way of driving around. here. >> Okay. >> I don't want to Uber by my by myself. Like I don't know what's hard to figure. out about that. >> Okay, they are actually crazy.
Okay, guys. So, Natalie and her. boyfriend Zach agreed to let me pick up. Harper's car. Um they said they want to. talk for a minute. I don't know really. exactly what they want to talk about, but they said they're cool to let me. pick up Harper's car. Um. I'm going to talk to Harper about it. later, but they just randomly messaged. me and said they're cool to meet up. So, uh I'm here at the parking lot waiting. for them. They said they should be here in like 10. minutes. So, I don't know. We'll see if. she sh- Oh, wait. Wait, she's here. Oh. my gosh, she's here. Wait.
Okay, she's here. Oh my gosh, she actually has [laughter]. Harper's car. This is crazy. Okay, this is this is. crazy. This is crazy. I've never even met. Natalie. I've never met her or her boyfriend. either. I got to act I got to act like I'm not. filming though. So, I'm going to hold. the camera up. Hey. >> Hey. >> Hey guys. >> Hello. >> So,
>> I. >> Can I get the car back now or. >> Well, okay. So, I. I don't know if you know about Harper. left me here. She ditched me twice. And. >> Oh, yeah. So, wait. Why why did you take. the car in the first place? >> Because she ditched me twice. >> What do you mean she ditched you? >> I have no form of transportation. I feel. like the only Okay, I'm okay with giving. the car back if I can like somehow meet. up with Harper or something. >> Wait, what do you mean she ditched you? >> She's not answering my calls. She's not. answering me. >> her house. >> Yeah, because we were supposed to. collab. She's not answering me and it's. like really bothering me. >> But you took it from her house. She.
didn't. >> here civilly. I'm I don't want to start. a problem with you. I just want to know. what's. >> I get that, but you took it from. straight from her house. She didn't. ditch you. >> Yes, but she left the keys in her car. So what if I just thought it'd be. >> How does that make it okay at all? What? >> I because she wasn't she How is it okay. for her to leave me stranded? >> She didn't strand You were at her house. What are you talking about? >> It doesn't matter. We were supposed to. film. >> Did she say she. >> I'm not giving the car back if you can't. let me. know. >> wait. >> This is my No. >> Hold on, wait. Did she say she was going. to film with you? >> Yes, multiple times. On her birthday and.
a month ago. And she ditched me twice. So I'm not. going to start a problem with you. I. just want to know what's. >> Yes, because I want to actually have a. conversation because she's been. threatening to sue me the last 2 months. So I'm going to figure out what's going. on. And if you don't let somehow figure. out something where I can talk to her. cuz she's completely ignoring me, then I. don't want to give back the car. Cuz I then I have no way of driving. around here. >> Driving You're not from Why do you need. to. >> Because I can't Uber. I'm too famous to. people are going to recognize me. I. can't do that. >> No one's. Okay. >> I don't want to Uber by my by myself.
Like I don't know what's so hard to. figure out about that. >> Okay, do you get why she took it? >> Yes. >> Do you feel like she. >> I'm not giving the car back until you. let me talk to her. >> Will Harper talk? Uh. You want me to You want me to You want. me to call her? >> Yes. >> Yeah, I think she should give the car. back. >> No. That's what I'm sorry for. >> No, okay. If he agree If he agrees to. give me If he agrees to let me. >> Talk to Harper. >> Well, I can do it. I can, but I mean I. can't agree that she'll talk to you, but. >> Well, at least like putting in the same.
room as her or something. >> Listen, like I can have you like come on. the pod, but if you come on the pod, she's. >> I'll come on the podcast. >> Okay. Like. >> I'll come on the podcast right now if. you if if we will I will literally give. you the keys to this car cuz that's me. being nice. I will be nice enough to. give you the keys to the car and you. take me to your house or wherever you do. the podcast at. Let's do the podcast. >> I can't do it right now, but. >> Well, like I don't got all day. I came. all the way here. I'm not going to be. sitting around waiting for Harper. >> Okay, I can. >> I've been sitting around all day.
>> Listen, I can talk to her. >> Yeah. >> See if she's willing to talk to you, but. if she says no, then I mean there's. nothing I can do, but I will at least do. that. >> Okay, so you'll let us be in the same. room, right? >> I will ask her if she's cool to talk to. you and say, "Hey, Natalie like wants to. apologize and Natalie wants to like blah. blah blah, whatever." And if she's cool. and wants to like do it, then. Yeah, we Yeah, we can probably still set. them up, but. I mean I can't. >> I don't want to do the podcast with. Harper. I just don't want it to be a. thing. >> just don't want it to be a thing where I. give you the keys and then you drive off. with the keys and. leave me here stranded in the parking.
lot. So, I don't want it to be two for. two. We get ditched by you and Harper. That would be crazy. >> No. We're not going to ditch you, but I'm. saying I will I will have Yes, I will. have a conversation with her and see if. she will. if she will she will talk to you all, but that's. >> Okay. >> that's the best I can do. I mean. >> Okay. >> But if she says no, yeah, but if she. says no, then there's nothing I can do. >> Oh, but you'll make sure Just don't even. tell her. >> I have to tell her, but. >> even tell her. >> No, I. >> [laughter]. >> have to tell her. >> No, just don't What are you talking. about? Can you do me a favor? I'm doing. you a favor by giving you back the car. >> You're You're You're giving us the car. It's her car anyway.
>> did not have to meet up with you and. give you back the. >> Yes, you did because then her parents. >> You I could have called the cops and. said that you guys stole the car. >> parents are Her parents are being nice. because you messaged me and said you. need to get the car back. So, her. parents are not talking to the police, but that's the only reason that. >> get you guys arrested, too. That's what. I'm saying. >> What are you talk What? What are you. talking about? >> me here stranded. That's like insane. >> What are you Okay, listen, just give me. the car. I'll talk to Harper and we'll. That's it. >> Okay. >> Okay, let's go.
>> I better be going on the podcast with. Natalie and Harper. >> Why do you want to Just Okay. >> Yeah. You swear? >> Yes. >> Thanks. Do not. Do not ditch This is not funny. >> it is It is funny because you think you. have the right to talk to her, but I. promise you I will ask her and that's. all I can do. After that I can't. >> I'm still coming, so is that your car. I'll get in your car right away? >> No, don't get in my car. >> All right, I'll just take an Uber or. something like that. >> Okay. Okay, they are. actually crazy. I'm going to talk to.
Harper and see and tell Harper that. Natalie wants to apologize to her, but I. don't I don't know what Harper's going. to say to be honest or her parents. because. she stole the car, but her parents. agreed that it was fine or that it's. fine if she gave the car back, which she. did. Um. so I don't know. I guess I'll ask. Harper. But that's the best I can do. Also, guys. I'm I'm filming this. Hopefully we'll. put this in a podcast episode. I don't know, but at least we have the. evidence and we can. do what we want do what we want with it.
for now. >> All right, well we officially have the. car back as you guys have seen. Harper's still not happy. >> Aren't you happy you have a car though? >> Yeah, at least it's not. >> I have my car back, but she left it. filled to the brim with trash and. waterburger trash and she left a Bloom. energy drink in there, so I'm drinking. it, but it was open. >> You're drinking after her? >> What the [laughter]. >> Well, I don't think it's like that big. of a deal like maybe she left a gift for. me, but she stole money out of my car. I. had like $100. >> No, she did not. >> did. I had $100 in my glove compartment.
and she literally stole it. Um I mean. like if you. >> Well, at least she bought you the Bloom. I mean, that was kind. >> No, I'm kidding. But like the Bloom Can. I [laughter] tell you all the story. about the Bloom before we get into this? So this morning I woke up. Cash was like be here at 12:15. I was. like okay. So I woke up at like 11:00. and I DoorDash this for $15. >> No, you did not. >> my life. >> What? Show me the DoorDash order. >> Why would you do that? >> Why? >> Harper, we have Bloom energy drinks at. the house. >> have a car. >> No, we have some here. >> I know, but I still.
>> I guess if you don't have a car you got. to do what you got to do, but. >> wanted it now though. >> That's That's okay. That's insane. >> Okay, wait. No, she does have a car. >> Well, now when I was this morning Did. [snorts] she. >> Oh, no. 9:13. Wow. >> Wow. You're stupider than I thought. >> I don't know. >> [laughter]. >> Everybody thinks I'm a big liar because. I have lost my money conception, time of. money conception. >> Time of money conception. Wow, that made. a lot of sense. What is money? >> Value of money? Cuz like I've been lying. about all these charges.
>> [snorts]. >> Yeah. >> But I'm glad that I have my car back. I. am. And [laughter] I. my Also, I look very pale today except. for my face because my whole makeup. routine is brown and my body is. extremely pale. So, when I'm not tanned. I. >> routine is brown? >> Well, no, it's like darker than my. natural skin tone, but it is. >> I don't think so. >> It's tan tan and brown. Um but yeah. >> I'll be honest, I drove your car back um. when we picked it up and I didn't really. think it was that dirty. >> Your truck is dirty. >> No.
>> Like actual dirt. >> Yours is just full of sand. >> And it stinks. >> No. >> sand. >> Yeah, it's only sand cuz I play. volleyball, but that's it. Everything. else is clean. Like there was only There. was a little bit of waterburger trash, I. will say, which was pretty big back. Um. that's about it. And I'm pretty sure the gas was on E. Okay, well, let's talk about Let's talk. about the. >> was extremely low, too, and I'm so. upset, but I'm glad that I got my car. back and I'm glad that I don't have to. put her in jail. But it's just like. >> Let's talk about the elephant in the. room, though.
Why? >> No, not cash. >> Oh. >> No. Why should we not. or why should we. >> on. Why do you have team Natalie? That's. That was the elephant in the room. I. thought I I wasn't trying to be rude and. call him fat. I was just saying. >> Oh, his shirt? Uh. that seems understandable. I feel like. it's appropriate, you know? >> Yeah. I made I made team Harper shirts. because I wanted everyone to know where. we stood. >> Yeah, and Katie went in like freaking. made it legit and like What's that. called? >> Ironed it? >> Ironed it on like patches. I. I just used Sharpie, which I think.
turned out better. >> the funny thing is that's That's not. your handwriting, so Katie. >> Team Natalie. Yes, I can write good. >> No, you can't. Also, why did why are you. wearing like a jumpsuit orange. >> Yeah. >> Uh because I thought we were going for. the whole prison vibe for Natalie. Sound. like free Natalie, you know what I mean? Oh, free Natalie. You suck at that. >> Wait, what was the elephant in the room? Oh, the elephant in the room was in the. video Natalie's asking to, you know, come on the podcast. >> Yeah, and that's exactly why I am team. Natalie. >> On the first half of our tour, we tried.
making hotels work. And let's just say. it didn't exactly go smoothly. >> All the guys are cramming to one hotel. room just to play the switch. And. honestly, I didn't have a problem with. it. >> Yeah, until we get noise complaints cuz. apparently yelling at the game isn't. hotel friendly. >> Personally, I just didn't like the. cramped rooms, separate floors, and no. real space to hang out. It was tough to. relax between shows. >> After a few cities, we decided to switch. things up and book homes through Airbnb. instead. And honestly, it changed the. game. >> Yeah, suddenly the vibe of our tour was.
completely different. We had kitchens to. cook meals together, living rooms to. chill, and even shared space for. everyone to actually hang out. comfortably. >> Even the little extras made a. difference. Backyards for games, lounges. for planning bits for the next show. It. felt more like a home away from home. >> Yeah, being together in one space made. downtime between shows way more fun, and. it definitely made the live shows feel. even better. >> We love going on tour no matter what, but booking it through Airbnb just made. it all way better. >> Have y'all ever had crisp apple before? >> Yeah.
>> I must say it's so good. It's your. favorite? >> It's not my favorite. >> Well, if you can't tell, it's my. favorite. >> we said? >> What? >> I think she. >> Did you just ignore us? >> I think she completely missed it. >> It smells like a crisp apple. >> I should Natalie. >> say? >> Come on the Natalie wants to come on the. podcast. So, >> [laughter]. >> that is why I'm wearing a team Natalie. shirt. >> You're going to You're so fake. >> What? >> Did you give her our address? >> No, I haven't gave her the address, but. >> Natalie comes on the podcast, then I'm. not I'm not doing it. >> Well, listen, hear me out. Natalie, when. we were talking to her, when we were. getting the car back, she was like,
"Hey, um can I come on and apologize to. Harper?" Well, I don't know if she said. apology Yeah, I think she did. She was like, "I want to apologize. essentially, right?". >> Mhm. >> So, I was like, "Okay, that seems like a. good idea.". >> Mhm. >> So, what do you think? >> No. Sorry, [clears throat] the crisp apple. went down the wrong way. Um yeah, if she. comes on the podcast, I'm not doing it. Like, I'm not going to. No, no, I'm not going to be in the same. room as somebody who stole my car. >> think. >> Yes, that's fair. That's fair. >> That's a little weird, Cash. Why would. you invite. >> but listen. She says there was a. miscommunication.
>> Yes. >> There was no communication. >> There was no communication. >> That's why I was being nice. >> So, she came to my house and stole. my car. >> She said, "Yeah, listen, you can think. she's a little crazy, which but she said. she is. She was coming there to ask and. then she impulsively thought it'd be. good for content, stole the car, realized this is a bad idea. >> All I know is when somebody. wants to apologize, which you should at. least hear them out. You know what I'm saying? >> So, you're going to let her apologize on. camera instead of like a real apology? Just the two of them? >> Ooh, that's good. She's using me. >> Yeah.
No, she's not Nobody's using you for. clout. >> [laughter]. >> Oh man. No, she was wanting me to let her come. on the pod. >> Well, yeah, no. >> Cuz she knows you obviously aren't going. to let her. >> No, if she comes on the podcast, it's a. 99% chance she's not going to like I'm. not going to say hi to her. I. >> Yeah, I don't exactly trust her either. >> want to see her in person. After I saw. that video, I'm not seeing her in. person. >> I wouldn't. But, if someone wants to. apologize, you need to hear them out. That's what my mom always told me. >> in the mail if she wants to communicate. that badly. >> Or.
or. >> where you live. >> What if we bring her on the podcast, but. we keep her in chains? Yes. Yes. We chain her and make her wear. an orange jumpsuit. Would that satisfy your. Wait, but would that satisfy you if we. brought her on the pod and she agrees to. wear an orange jumpsuit with chains? >> No. It won't satisfy me. No. >> That would really satisfy me. >> satisfy me if she went to jail right. now. >> Yeah, but. or we could do the whole humiliation. thing with chains. >> I don't think that's humiliating to her. She like wears ankle monitors in her.
videos. >> That's true. >> Social anxiety like social anxiety fears. her. Have you not seen the comments? >> That is true. >> They They say like social anxiety fears. her cuz she goes to like Walgreens and. freaking dresses up like. uh freaking The Simpsons and all the. people in those people cars. That's a. pretty social anxiety thing that most. people wouldn't do. >> Yeah. >> I can't even go through the McDonald's. drive-thru and say something weird. without. >> like my whole body shaking almost. getting in a wreck. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Kinsey does. One time we were having her. try to do a prank at a drive-thru and.
she was like, "I can't. I I I I CAN'T.". SHE DROVE OFF AND WE WERE LIKE WE DIDN'T. GET OUR FOOD. >> [laughter]. >> WE WERE WITHOUT the food. WE WERE LIKE, "WHAT?". >> I HAVE boogers in my nose. >> That's awesome. >> feel them when you laugh. >> take a vote. Kinsey, what do you think? Should Natalie come on if. >> do it. I can't do it. Drives off. >> Should Natalie come on if she agrees if. she agrees beforehand. that she's going to apologize and she's. sorry. >> What? >> You can't make somebody sorry. >> like fake that. >> Yeah. >> What? >> not sincere obviously. >> got to give her a chance.
>> I say we bring her on for the views. >> Yes. THAT'S I'VE NOT EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. >> WELL, ARE y'all not even thinking about. me? >> No, I'm kidding. If you don't want to. apologize there's Harper. >> I don't We don't need her on. >> It is kind of crazy. I don't really want. her at the house. >> Mhm. [snorts]. >> I don't want her anywhere in my like I. don't want her like we have a. restraining order like. >> But imagine how many clicks that get. >> Yeah, it would get a lot of views. I was. kidding. It's not. about the clicks. >> It would get a lot of views but it's. just like I don't want that like I don't. want that to be the main reason why. she's coming in cuz I don't I don't want. that and unfortunately.
>> Is there a world now Harper where like. any world at all. where you and Natalie could you know. >> No. No. >> Be friends? Dab up? Like be friends? >> considering her car was stolen. >> I know. I just want to know. >> Like if Cash were to steal someone's car. everyone would be like, "Oh, it's Cash.". I think it's just because everyone. already kind of like has this feeling of. hatred towards her, which is kind of sad. >> this morning and everybody's like this. is fake. It's not fake. >> Wasn't really fake when you were.
ordering your $15 Bloom, was it? >> Well, it was 9 928. >> That's not very fake, is it? >> Yeah, when you have to pay $9. >> this has been this has been like halfway. full since like. 11 this morning cuz I'm so scared it's. going to run out cuz I spent so much. >> Hey guys, comment down below if you guys. think Natalie should come on. Comment. down below. Actually you don't got to comment team. Natalie, but you can comment like have. Natalie on or. don't have Natalie on. >> [laughter]. >> That was that was real clever. >> And whatever the top comment is and has. most likes, that's what we're going to. do. >> Well, I already want Natalie on.
>> Or or press charges against Natalie. >> That's going to be the top. >> Or she DON'T KNOW. WE SHOULD DO A POLL ON. >> WAIT, MEMBERS ONLY. YEAH, I want you guys to all stand Y'all. all got these team Harper shirts on. Put. your money where y'all's mouth is, huh? >> Yes, you can be team Harper and not wish. somebody to go to jail for their silly. like content. >> Silly content? >> I know, okay, that came out wrong. I. know it was not right, but at the same. time Oh, that's what I was saying. If. Cash were to do it, we would just be. like Oh, it's just Cash. He'll bring the. car back. >> Natalie. Like we don't know.
>> that makes that makes it way too far. I. agree, but. that's why you guys should at least. stand firm. You should either be A, team. let her apologize or B, send her to. jail. >> Mhm. >> It should be one of the two. You either. want justice. or you want. >> forgiveness? >> Yes. >> the thing. I think she just wants to. apologize so she feels better. >> Huh? For her? >> Yeah, like she'll feel better. >> her to jail? >> No, you don't have to send her to jail, but you don't got to give her the. satisfaction You don't have to give her. the satisfaction of being like Oh, it's. okay. You don't have to give her that.
satisfaction. >> have to say it's okay. >> still forgive her, but. >> Forgive and don't forget. >> Yeah. >> Exactly. Forgive her but tell her like. >> Forgive but don't forget. >> hurts. >> That's literally what I did with all my. friends that done that have done me. dirty. >> Mhm. >> Forgive but don't forget. >> Yes. >> For instance, like you might forgive. her, but you won't forget to not leave. your car keys in the car. >> [laughter]. >> I'll never forget that now. >> Sorry, I'm scraping off the um. >> Oh, no. Don't share that. Whatever. you're scraping, we don't want to know. >> [laughter]. >> She said that on one of our first.
podcast episodes ever. >> Harper, are you chewing on the. >> Yeah. >> Don't choke on it. >> You're going to cut your tongue. >> That's what I like. >> What? >> Wait, can you say it? Be like, "Harper, are you chewing on a bottle cap?". >> Why would she what? >> What is it called? A. >> Um a tab? >> A bottle cap. >> It's a tab. >> Harper, are you chewing on the bottle. cap thing? >> No. >> Wait, why'd y'all just do that? >> No, no, no. We were we were reenacting. it. >> Are y'all sure we did that? >> Yes, I remember it. >> On our first episode?
>> Yes. >> Not our first, but one of our first. >> Oh, somebody make an edit out of it. >> I'm going to find it. Anyways. >> Kate, what's your opinion? Shouldn't we. either want justice and send her to jail. which isn't really up to us anyways, that's up to Harper's parents or. shouldn't we let her apologize? >> Uh. if she wants to apologize, sure, but I. think we just send her to jail. >> Yeah. >> Team Harper. >> I'm being ruthless. >> I got it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> Wait, wait, wait. Let me Let me watch it.
so we can recreate it perfectly. >> Okay. >> No, what is this now we're doing right. now? >> [laughter]. >> Harper, are you chewing on the. >> Yeah. >> Don't choke on it. >> You're going to cut your tongue. >> That's what I like. >> What? >> What the heck? >> Your voice is so cute. >> All right, this is this is a super fast. thing. 3 2 1, go. Harper, are you chewing on the the. >> Yeah. >> Don't choke. >> to cut your tongue. >> That's what I like. >> [laughter].
>> Listen, we can talk about it more off. camera if you guys want, but. I am kind of for. some sort of arrangement. >> Yeah? >> Really? >> Maybe not her coming here. >> Maybe not her coming here. >> You need to take that shirt off. You're. a faker. >> No, maybe like a video call. >> Take your shirt off. >> Fake. >> I do I do think that you should talk to. her. >> I'm being I'm being real. >> I think you should have a mature. conversation. And then you never have to. speak to her ever again. >> Yeah, but it should be.
it should be live streamed. >> You don't deserve that chance. >> It's a lot of opinions. At the end of. the day, it's up to Harper. So, whatever. you decide, >> Uh no. She's not coming on. Sorry, no. She's not coming on. >> Okay. >> She's not coming on. >> Top comment says have Natalie on. >> Okay. Cash is just here for the. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, it would be a it would be a good. like clip. So, possibly. But, it's like if she if. she shows up. >> chance to say your piece. >> No, if she shows up, then I'm. >> Uh if the top comment says it. >> shows up, I'm canceling her. >> If the top comment says it. >> her? >> Yes. >> Canceling her? >> Mom's getting tired and it's not going.
to be out here forever. If the top. comment says it. >> on this, and then I'll. >> That I don't need liposuction. It's pure. muscle. >> Yeah, there's only skin. There's a. muscle up here, but there's skin down. there. >> No, that's muscle. >> That's so crazy. >> Hey, my hand's not going to be here. forever. >> want to shake your hand. >> I wouldn't either. It's kind of sweaty. right now. But, >> Yeah, you're definitely. >> Fine. Fist bump. >> No. >> If not, it's top comment. >> Wait, what what is it? If the top. comment says Natalie should come on, yes. But, I probably will freak out. >> I'll take [laughter] it.
Okay? >> Um. >> And I want all y'all to stand by that. Uh I stand by, but I do think it should. be like maybe a video call or something. I don't know if she should. >> on the pod. >> Yeah. I think if Natalie comes. >> But, you'll at least have a conversation. with her. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think if Natalie. comes on, you should be required to do. skull crushers the whole time to work on. your flab. >> I don't have flab. >> [laughter]. >> Point really fast. I just went. Point really fast. Cuz my I I shake, too. And also, don't mind my self-tan. I.
know. >> Good [snorts] point. >> No. No. No. You can't You can't flex. >> Just point. >> No, you're like. >> [laughter]. >> No, you have to be. >> Just. >> You have to be normal. Like you just. have to point normally. >> I I I I point. I'd be like, you there. >> On a real note, does anybody not have. that? No. >> Why is that a thing girls are insecure. about? I've never once thought about. this. >> all have it. Like mine shakes too, but. Cass's is just like. >> a lot [laughter] right there. >> That's cuz I got a lot of muscle. Yeah, I know for certain. >> Let me see. >> It's an absurd amount.
>> Ooh. >> Mine Mine shakes too. It's fine. >> I I think guys have more because when. they're. when your muscles are relaxed they still. shake. So I think guys. >> That's what I told her the other day. I. said like look at this, right? That's my. muscle. >> [laughter]. >> Ew, that is unnatural. >> what if you got shakes? >> It was unnatural. That was literally a. water bed. >> That sounded like a water bed. I've. always wanted a water bed. We should get one on here. >> I feel like Kate smells it now and we. don't have to worry. >> can support that.
>> Kate told me the scariest thing the. other day. I need you to confirm if this. is true. >> Okay. >> She said sometimes she itches her ear at. night and she actually sticks her finger. in her ear. >> And stabs herself? >> Yeah. And then she starts bleeding so. you have to like hold her arms down. >> Yeah, so then we get and then she and. then she won't she won't quit either. So. like watch I itch over here right here. I'm like, no. No. No. And she and then she starts hitting. me back trying to do She's like, I. ITCHES TOO BAD. I CAN'T. >> ARE YOU ASLEEP ALL NIGHT? >> I sleep through the whole thing. >> And yeah, and then she bites herself.
No, even when you're awake you fight me. And you're like, I take it back. I need. to itch it. Don't stop me. >> Is that my story or what? >> um we were probably like 16 and she. would have really bad night terrors and. her mom would find her the next morning. with like scrapes and like bruises on. her head and they finally put cameras in. her room and she was waking up and like. scratching her face and she like hit her. head on the on the headboard. And so they they had to like chain her. down to sleep at night. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> That is not A WATER BED. SORRY, WE'RE. getting in. >> just handcuffed. She's like, my ear.
>> Why did you say that so casually? She. was like, "Yeah, it was bad." So then. they. chained her down to sleep at night. Anyways, >> Uh And I had a I had a friend also I. used to spend the night at her house and. her little brother had night terrors, but he was like five. But he would go. they had to end up putting one of those. um. What are they called? Like baby. >> Baby gates. >> at his doorway. um because he would uh walk around at. night, but he would go up to the baby. gate and he would just sit there and he. would just scream. But one night I was. staying the night at her house and we.
made a uh like a mattress on the floor. in her room and her bedroom door was. open, so my face is like in the bedroom. door and across the hall is his. And. this was the first time I stayed at. their house and I didn't realize what. was happening and she didn't tell me and. I just woke up and he's SITTING THERE. LIKE. >> [screaming]. >> OOH. >> LIKE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. AND I was like oh no. >> did you do? What did you do? >> I was just like, "Hey, hey, there is. something going on.". >> She was like, "Oh, that happened to me.". >> dreaming of Natalie. >> Yeah, [laughter]. I I'd probably do that if I was dreaming. of Natalie. No, um one of my friends or. one of my sister's friends her brother.
woke up and he [snorts] was foaming at. the mouth. >> Oh my god. >> Oof. >> Uh. >> That's kind of scary. >> the rabies. >> Doesn't that mean you're like dying? >> Yes, he almost choked he was like. >> [gasps]. >> Like I felt so bad. >> Wait, that's sad. I thought you were. kidding. >> day his like toe got run over. I know. >> What a rough [laughter]. day. >> funny. His toe got run over. >> I'll let you run over my toe. >> Actually? >> Yeah. >> Matt's been saying that. >> Why would you do that? >> No, he always says it and then I'm like, "All right, let me run over it." He's. like, "No, I'm not.". >> I'll let you pepper spray me because the.
pain is temporary. I feel like Alex. right now. >> me shoot you in the leg. The pain's. temporary. >> Yeah, the pain is temporary. >> Bang. >> But that would like actually kill me. >> probably three to four months of pain. >> No, yeah, but I'm saying getting pepper. sprayed isn't like pain. It's pain for. like 30 minutes. >> No, I think it's like an hour. Like even. when you go shower, like it just seeps. in your pores. After an hour it's for. sure gone. I don't know. But I'll do it. When you turn 18 I'll pepper spray you. >> Wait, what can I pepper spray you? >> Mm, when I turn 35. That's when you say. >> be I ain't going to be I'm pretty SURE.
LIKE. >> WHAT THE HECK? >> You're just going to walk out just like. that? >> Yeah. What? >> Not if I pepper spray you. >> No, listen. Listen. In 10 years, you're. going to be 35 like in around 10 years, I'm going to be. >> I'll be 33. >> I'm going to be like 23. >> 28. >> No, in 10 years you're not going to be. 23, >> 27 in 10 years. >> You'll be 27 and I'll be 33. We'll we'll we'll be like. Actually, the older you get. >> Do you think the podcast makes it 10. years? >> Mhm. >> It's already at three. We only need. >> Seven years.
>> We're on We're on episode close to like. episode 300. This might be episode 300. We're we're really close. Think about. that. We're almost a third of the way. there. >> too? Think. >> That seems impossible, DOESN'T IT? >> WE'RE OVER A QUARTER OF the way there. >> The older we all get too, think about. this. People won't even know who's older and. who's younger. I think by the time we're. 30, >> I mean the Uber driver thought you were. I was older than you. >> They did? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's what I'm saying, but. imagine. >> What? >> Yeah. We were like, "Who's older?" And. they were like, "Probably her.". >> this? >> An Uber driver. I don't know where he is. now.
>> No, where were you when this happened? >> Uh, on. Were we on tour? >> ON THE PODCAST. >> OH. OH, YES. YES. YES. YES. We asked him. on the pod and they were sitting right. there. And we're like, "Who do y'all. think's older?" And he was like, "Definitely the girl.". >> Isn't that weird? >> It's probably his voice. >> Yes. That's cuz he was also wearing that. weird beanie thing that he always wears. >> But isn't that weird thing? When we all. are like. when I'm like 35, >> I'm 27. >> No, you're not. >> Or when I'm 27 and you're 35. >> That don't even seem possible. Wait, how.
old are you going to have to be to have. that happen? >> I'm I'm 17. >> You're six years older. >> 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24. >> You're six years younger. So, when you're 30, I'll be 36. >> Yeah. >> And Kate will be how old? >> 33. >> 34. >> 34. They'll be like 38. >> even seem that bad. Like it's it's like. it it seems like we're That's what I was. saying. The older everybody gets, we're. like, this Y'all are like the same age. now. >> you feel really old by like old, you. know? >> I still feel old to you, I thought I. felt less old to you now. >> No. >> Oh. >> [laughter].
>> It's cuz she's in high school. It's a. different stage of life. >> No, you're still old. >> weird. It's like I feel like y'all are. all like my parents. >> Once Once you graduate, you'll be like, dang. Everyone becomes the same after you. graduate. Like everyone, all the way. from like 18 to like. >> friends with Payton Chase and they were. 10 years older than you? >> 10 years older. >> And now we're just friends, right? >> Mhm. They would [clears throat] go to. Florida together just for fun. >> Yep. >> That's so weird. >> Him and Chase. >> I mean that Yeah, they're still 10 years. older than us and we still like them. >> me, him and Chase. >> I just don't know how y'all are. >> Yeah, just me and Chase. We were like.
10-year age gap and even still we're. like best friends. >> And like 5 years y'all are going to like. settle down on your land, have kids. I. don't I don't. >> In 5 years you could settle down, have. kids before us. >> Heck no. >> You could. Never know. In 5 years you'll. be what? 22? 23? >> Technically, you could get married and. have kids in like 2 years. >> Wow. >> Why can't now? >> A year from now, Harper, is when Kate. got married. >> No, less than a year. >> That's insane. >> That's crazy. >> Cuz when's your birthday? >> March.
>> March 20th. >> Yeah. So like in like 9 months from now, 10 months from now. >> You're You're basically married. >> I'm basically Kate. >> like You're going to need to start. worrying about retirement soon. >> Yeah, it's like. >> You're basically married. Kate's. basically 30. >> I was when we started the podcast. >> Woah. >> Yeah. >> Woah. >> That is so weird. That's so weird. It's. like Henry. >> Woah, that [laughter] is crazy. >> Danger when we we would like, you know, when we all like they all get old. >> Mhm. >> I've never watched Henry Danger. >> hates them because they're old and. they're not cute anymore.
>> Aw. >> What the. >> That's sad. >> Well, no, no, no. I I thought Henry. Danger was hotter when he. >> Yeah, I'm not going to relate. I don't. know. >> Henry Danger's my crush. I have such a. big crush on Henry Danger. He's so hot. >> him on the podcast for you? >> Yes. Yes. He hasn't been active in two. Yeah, 2 years now. >> Really? >> are you at, Henry? >> Come on. man. >> Well, we'll see if Natalie comes on. YEAH, TOP. COMMENT, GUYS, SERIOUSLY. >> NO, she's not coming on. >> Top comment. >> Sorry, I'm insane. >> All the top comments are going to be. with me. They're going to be like, "No.". >> No, they're going to be with me. >> Team Hoppa. >> Team Hoppa.
>> Adios.
