We Regret Everything At The haunted Bridge…
What was your scary story? We pretty. much hired someone to give us a tour of. this location, Goatman's Bridge, and it. is supposedly like a haunted bridge. It's like 10:00 at night and she has. this little circle device that she sets. down. She pulls out the antenna and then. the lady is like, "Do you know where the. key is?" So, we're sitting there for. maybe 10 more seconds and her little. antenna thing starts going off. So, I. hop in Kate's lap cuz I'm freaked out. One time I came out here, there were. like five or six dead hanging cats in. the woods. And apparently some teenagers.
had come by and stolen these people's. pet cats. They were performing rituals. The last time I went to Goatman's Ridge, there was like people screaming as loud. as they could and like fire and I wanted. to join them. [Music]. Hey guys, we're going to be coming to. Atlanta, Georgia on June 28th, Charlotte, North Carolina on June 29th. and Washington DC July 12th and so many. other cities. So make sure to go get. your tickets at the lolodcast.net. [Music].
Do y'all want to see a magic trick. that's better than cashes? Yes. Wait, no, that's not a thing. Yeah, I want to. see. Nobody does better. You don't think. it's weird that your wife calls me. daddy? What? That's a great intro. I wish I. would have thought of that. Wait, that's. a scene. You did. I thought we said. that. Yeah, Maverick said that. That was. Maverick saying, which is insane. So, to. get you back, Wait, did we say did that. go in? You said that one in on one of.
the podcast episodes. You like, "So, wait, hold up. You don't think it's. weird that your wife calls me daddy?". Oh, yeah. You said You said, "Okay, pretend we have a funny conversation. going." It was like a pretend. conversing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, we're. like, we need a we need a fake. conversation. And Mav hits him with a. like, you don't think it's weird that. your wife kills you? To get Maverick back. Um Um Sometime in. my life, I'm going to need Kenzie to. call me daddy. No, I don't think that's. going to happen. I will never be happy. I will trick you into I would like to.
preface. I will trick you. Your wife has. never called me daddy. I just It was just a conversation. I. know that. See, now you're being all. weird and then you're like, "She's. called me daddy, though." You're like, "Why do you No, she hasn't. No, she. doesn't. No, guys. But I remember it's. before I fainted and I stood up and. Maverick was like, "Oh, just don't laugh. and faint." And hold on. And he was. like, "You don't think it's weird that. your wife calls me daddy?". I said so nauseous. And I stood up and I.
stood up and I was like, "What were you. about to say about me being weird?" No, you just like say weird things like. that. I didn't say that. He said that. No, you said no. When I said it, it was. like a funny comedic little like bit. And when I said You're making it weird. right now. I'm just a creepy man. Yeah. You don't think weird that your wife. calls me daddy? Yeah. No, that's weird. Funny. Um, but that's why why Kinsey and. I will sometimes be like, "We can't say. that. We can't say that." And you guys. get mad at us and you're like, "What do. you mean we can't say that? What do you. mean? You guys need to stop saying we. can't say things cuz it's the LOL. podcast and it's all about laughing out.
loud." Yeah. I believe in freedom of. speech. You can say what you want. And. as of last episode, Harper believes in. freedom of touch, which was really. weird. What do you mean freedom of. touch? You said it last episode. We were. we were watching back because everyone, in case y'all don't know, I got cooked. Uh last or probably three or four. episodes ago, everyone was very mad at. Maverick, which listen also, we have. conversations off camera. So then when. we had it on camera, there was stuff. left out of context, which is fine. Yeah. So when Maverick was talking about. when Kate got touched at the roller.
skating rink, touched is crazy. Um or. well I don't know what you call that but. I call it touched grabbed. Um yeah that. sounds way better. Maverick was like well what clothes were. you wearing and all that stuff and. everybody that's not even what most. people everybody's eating you alive in. the comments. Listen no that's sacrifice. at the stage is what they're saying. Listen I am not at all saying that I'm. in a they put me in a group chat. Oh my. gosh I have a huge sacrifice math. I did. not. Yeah and you got to pay $5.99 a.
month to be in it. Cass is actually. running the group. Yeah, I'm making so. much money from it. It is a new. entrepreneur business of mine. No, I I. do not believe Kate and Kinsey were. asking for it by any means. Do I think. that if you go to a bad part of town and. you start causing a lot of problems, then yeah, you're like asking to get. shot in a in a sense. Confused because. you said they're not asking for it. No, I'm not saying they are asking for it, but I'm saying there is a point. And go. ahead, everybody comment now. Go ahead. and comment. I I know there is a point.
where it's like, oh, you're increasing. your odds. You're increasing your odds. You're not necessarily responsible, but. you are increasing your odds of. something happening to you. Like, don't. go to a dangerous area and then if. something bad happens, be like, "Ah, well, that shouldn't have happened to. me." Is interk skate dangerous. Yeah, it's a roller skating ring. No, their. spot wasn't necessarily dangerous. Context. In case you guys didn't hear. the episode, context of the story, Katie. Kenzie went to a roller skating rink, ran in pajamas. A guy a guy touched Kate.
and then when he touched Kate he like. hugged her. Yeah. He like hugged her. from behind. Out of nowhere, Kate got. mad, turned around, slaps the guy and it. was just the girls and their friends. there. And Maverick said, "Well, what. clothes were y'all wearing?" No, that is. not what I said. That was not my first. thing I said. Yeah. First he says, "You. don't find it weird that you're. wearing." Nobody asked Nobody asked when. Kate called what they were wearing. When. Kate called and said what happened, nobody was like, "Dude, nobody's. subscribing to the 5.99 a month." Okay. Oh my gosh. No one. Wait, let me What's. What's the worst hate comment y'all have.
ever got? IRL or on the internet? Both. IRL is like This is crazy. You're. ginger. This is crazy because this. actually happened to me this weekend. Oh, it did. And Kate was like, should I. save this story for a thumbnail or say. it on the pod today? I was like, I don't. know. Say it on the pod. So, what I. haven't heard the I haven't heard the. story. I I would say Wait, in real life? What the Okay, let's wait. So, do we. hear it or do we have her save it for a. thumbnail? No, wait. No, we hear it. We. hear I don't know what we do. Do we have.
her good though? K. Is it Is it. thumbnail worthy? It's about you. Oh, well. Whoa. Kate's worst hate comment in. real life is about Kinsey. Wait, somebody came up to you and said a hate. comment about me. That's crazy. Okay, then it's not then it's not thumbnail. worthy. You said you wouldn't repeat. They were like, Kate, I feel so bad that. you have to live with that anger at. Kinsey. Kinsey, did you hear that guy? That was a joke. It's a joke. He said, "What' you say?" He said, "Kate, I told. I thought you said you wouldn't repeat. it." Implying that um.
way over her head. She's way too short. to understand that joke. No, it actually. it really wasn't that bad. Okay, let's. let's just hear it. Let's just hear it. Well, first off, I Oh, good job. First. off, sorry. I got tired of my gum. What. was that for? Me, too. It got I. literally spit it right here on my. baguction. Okay. Okay. Oh, putting it back in your. I mean, the spitting is crazy. Now, y'all might think I'm down bad because I. don't have my gum, but I still have kids. gum. Ew. Oh. So, oh gosh. I'm all right.
Oh, and my gum. That was disgusting. Oh, now I make Now I make two gums. Disgusting. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Why? Why? So, well, we're going to look we're. going to choose to look past that. All. right. Let's go. Did you just stick it. to the TV stand? Yeah, sure. I can stick. it to the TV stand. Okay. Well, all. right. All right, let's hear about your. hate comment in real life. That's not. even about you. Where was it? Where were. you? What was the weather like? Oh, yeah. For sure. So, um, this last. weekend, my dad and I went to Oklahoma. So, that's where the hate comment. happened was in the city of Oklahoma. City. Of course, that's where they.
always happen, man. Man, no. So, we. There's something about Oklahoma. Anyways, we went to Oklahoma City for um. the College World Series softball game, which I know like the average person. Dang, no need to f on us. like no one. the average person like doesn't really. care about but like it's like huge for. my dad and I and like my childhood best. friend and like you know so we all went. cuz we used to go when we were little. and in the city of Oklahoma City there's. a huge softball tournament. There's like. multiple tournaments happening. So. there's a bunch of softball teams. between the ages of like 10U and like. 18U. So the city is just flooded with.
softball players. Yeah. 10U and 18U. years old. Like 10 like the age group of. 10 10. Don't ask me why they don't say 8. years old to 10 years old or whatever. they just say continue 10 and under 12. and under 14 and under. Oh, okay. I. still don't understand. Yeah. No, that's. just that's just literally that's just. what they do in softball. I don't know. Don't anyways. All right. We understand. We go out to dinner and we were at a. steakhouse. We were at Cattleman. Steakhouse. Just tell us the hate. comment. Yeah, they do this every time. Every time you tell a story hate on me.
in the middle of a steakhouse and I'm in. the same Every time they tell a story, you've told us where it was located, why. you went there, all the underused the. steakhouse you were eating. You're. making it take longer. Just tell us. Actually, wait, wait, wait. Side quest, side story. Literally, someone in the. comments was like, "I like when the. girls tell stories because they give the. details. The boys need to stop. interrupting them." Yes, please stop. So, stop. Oh, please. Can you also tell. me about your outfit that day? Well, I was wearing an oversized. gravitational. Don't call me that. Look at Harper. Very. happy, man. What? Yours and Harpers are.
like exactly the same. Is it OPI for. anybody in bubble wat? No, you guys are. so distracted right now. No one even. knows what you're talking about. The. comments love it when you girls tell. stories cuz you guys stay on track. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I'm back. I'm back. on track. So, we're at the steakhouse. and we're just eating dinner and in the. like party room right next to us, there's a whole softball team and it's a. group of like 12-year-olds and they came. up to me and they first said, "Can you. mention us on your podcast?" So, this is. me say when people say that, by the way, I lie. I say, "Yeah, I got you." Yeah. Same. I'm like,
"What's your name?" You walked away and. didn't even tell me your name, but I got. you. Somebody on the sidewalk wanted me. to mention them. So, shout out Sidewalk. Girl. So, yeah. But anyways, this. softball team from California is what. they told me. Um, came up and they were. like 12 years old. So, they were like, you know, peak people that watch our. podcast mentioning on the podcast. Yeah. And they all come over to ask for a. picture and they're all like kind of. screaming and talking and they're like, "Oh my gosh, like we watch your podcast, blah blah blah blah blah." And I hear. one comment that got my attention. What.
is it? My listening ears were turned on. when I heard it. This girl just like. casually throws out there, "I loved it. when you slapped Kinsey." And then. everyone just like brushed over it. And. I was like, me and my friends looked at. each other like, "Loved it when you. slapped Kenzie." I was like, "Did did. that girl really just say she loved it. when I slapped Kinsey?" And she said it. to my face. And because she knew it was. a joke. If you watch the episode, you. know that like that was like a prank we. were playing. No, most people don't know. it was a prank. Yeah, because the the. shorts went way more viral than the. episode. Yeah. Per usual. Well, I was. like, that's not something somebody.
usually says to me in person because. usually when someone says something in. person, it's like, oh, I like you. I. watch your podcast. But like, I like it. when you slap Kinsey. That's something. you literally type out and you put in. the comment section. Did you say anything? I was hoping for a. better comment. Oh, yeah. Well, no, she's not done, right? What else was said? Right. So, then Oh, is there more comments then? I'm That's. what we're hoping for. We'll see. Stay. tuned. Then.
she walked away and did not take care of. my name. Come on. No, I actually there. was just so much going on. They were all. screaming. It was like It has to be. worse than that. One of them actually. did ask me for a picture and I like. barely heard it and then like everyone. talked about. we're asking about that hate comment. It. has to be worse than that. That was the. hate comment. That was ridiculous. Tell. me you've been blazed your whole life. without telling. Actually, that's the. worst thing someone said to you. No, not. to me. Before the podcast, Kate said.
something about, "Hey, this girl told me. a hate comment about Kinsey, but I don't. know if I should say it on the podcast.". I wanted to make it a thumbnail, bro. No, that's not that. Somebody said she. No, that it was worse than that. You You. spent so long telling this story. Yo, that was I mean, I was invested. I knew. the restaurant. I knew everything just. for that. I slapped Kinsey. Okay, I just. revoked my mic. My mic privileges are. revoked for the rest of the episode. Turn her off. What's your worst hate. comment or like in person? I'm sorry.
I'm not offended at all. Yeah, Kate, she's not except for the fact that you. did not defend my honor, but that's. up. I know. I know Cash's worst. hate comment. We were at the other day. We were at this Chili's and there was. probably I don't know 15 girls there. Oh. my gosh. Time out before he says this. story. Time out before he says this. You. don't get to interrupt this. I do. I. just did. No, I just did. You didn't. unplug it. Someone, please. Don't plug. me. Listen. No. We're We're at this. Chili's and we're outside and these. girls Wait, preface it with I was on the.
phone with you at first. Yeah. Uh, go. ahead, M. I don't really remember all. the details. I forget them, but I. remember. He's going to leave out a. crucial spot. Okay. All I remember is. we're there and the girls said something. about me being hotter than Cash. He. doesn't even remember. Both look at each. other. I should have told the story. Let. me tell the story. This girl is talking. any more stories. She's like 14, 13 or. whatever. And she's like, "Oh my gosh, you're just so attractive talking to.
me." And then she looks at M. She's. like, "But he's more attractive, though." And then and then the other. like three standing there was like, "Oh, well, I think you're more attractive.". But he always leaves out that part. No. No. There was like 12 of them that said. me. And then one of them said you cuz. there was no girls there. There wasn't. even 12 girls. Let's hear from the. person who knows. Yeah, I wasn't even. there and I can tell the story better. She was phoned in. How are we taking her. side? No, cuz she she's she's the only. person who remembers. So, Maverick is on. the phone with me. Cash is on the phone. with Kate and these little girls come up.
and I wasn't on the phone making our. quilts and they were in Chili's or. whatever restaurant. Oh, it was those it. was that group of fans. Oh, okay. I'm So, we're on the phone. with them while they're at dinner in. Oklahoma again. In Oklahoma. And um. these little girls come up and they're. like screaming and Cash M are like, "Okay, we got to get off the phone. and. we'll talk to y'all later." And we're. like, "Okay, bye." And while we hang up, the little girls are like, "Where's your. wives?" And they were like, "Oh, they're. at home." And then they proceeded to. tell them how hot they thought they. were. That's the only spot kids.
remembers. Well, it's very odd. First of. all, you were like, "Where are your. wives before I tell you how hot you. are?" And then second of all, why are a. 14-year-old girl telling 25 and 22y old. men how hot they are? That is I would. have done that when I was 14. I would. have told Jake Paul that he was very. attractive. I thought he was I thought. Jake Paul was so cute. No, I think. Yeah, watch out for Jake Paul. I would. have said that. You know, someone did. call my dad a baddie this weekend. Hey,
which is crazy. Wait, what age were. they? Oh, she was a Throw up a picture. of Scott right now. 12. Yeah, I'm going. to text you a picture. I'm going to text. you the picture of me and my dad from. the day. She was like, we were at the. softball game and she was like, "Oh my. gosh, is Cash here or are you the only. one here?" And I was like, "No, it's. just me and my dad." And she goes, "He's. a baddie. He's fine." And then. stop. What the We kind of brushed over. this, but Kenzie has a magic trick. Oh, yeah. I never said my hate comment. Oh,
what's your hate comment? Yeah. What's. your comment? Why you tell it? I'm going. to give it. Okay, perfect. I will never. forget this one hate comment. It was the. worst hate comment I've ever got. Uh, it. it was I looked through my DMs one day. and it said it it said uh it said Did it. say you always fidget with your. microphone? It said I I I I want to see. you rot and I'm going to gut you like a. fish. Oh, that sounds like a rap song. Yo, it's like I want to see you rot you. like a fish. No, no one else. I swear. that was so bad cuz I remember I was in. Colorado scrolling through it and I saw.
that and I was like young baby cuz it. like scared me cuz like what do you mean. the worst hate? Got me like a fish. Well, get what is your standard of a bad. hate comment? I don't know. Something. that really hurts your feelings. I don't. feel like that would hurt your feelings. No, it was just like a death threat. I. was just like the Okay, if we're talking. hate comments, would that hurt my. feelings? After the age of like 16, like. there weren't really any hate comment. Well, I remember pages I remember hate. pages for you, Kate. What do you mean. comments? Yeah, people had whole hate.
pages for Kate. They would they would. photoshop her and make her fat. Yeah, they like would turn me into like a fat. rat and they were like, "This is who. Cash is dating." They make her face look. like a rat. I was like, "That's not who. Cash is dating. Cash is dating me. I. never seen that girl in my life." One. time someone uh someone told me my lips. look my lip looks like they could stand. on it. It does. Yeah, that one that one hit a. little extra deep that day. to be. amazed. Is everyone prepared to be amazed? Yes, I am prepared. Kate, will you please. hold out your hand? Oh my gosh, she's an.
amateur magician. Why are we letting her. do the tricks? What do you mean? You've. never successfully done a trick on this. podcast. Okay, Cash, I'll allow you to. be a part of this magic trick. Okay, I'll tell you how it's done later. Tell. me when to stop. Stop. No, it's me saying it. Okay. I. mean, how far are we going to go? Well, there's 52 cards in the deck, so I guess. we might go to 52. Okay. She wasn't planning for this.
They're getting out of order. Okay. I mean, this is taking forever. Okay. Stop. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. This is your card. I'll show it to. everybody. Show it to the camera. Wait, I forgot. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Okay. Thank Wait, really? Show it to the. camera. Okay, we got it. All right. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Also, talking to your. microphone. Set that down for Kate. Would you like to shuffle? Wait, you got.
talking to your microphone. What? Would. you like to shuffle it at all? Uh, yes. I would like to shuffle the card. Okay, go ahead. Shuffle. Shuffle it up. Okay, thank you. He thinks he's so slick with it. Yeah, really shuffled them cards. Is he not even shuffling? You're not. shuffling. No, he's shuffling. Oh, they're getting shuffled. I can tell by. the noise it's not being crossing and. cross bridging. Oh, yeah. They've been. cross bridging for a while now. Let me.
tell you that. Do you know how to shuffle? Yeah, I do. Okay. I played a lot of poker. Poker. All right. Here you go. Are there still. 52 cards in this deck? You didn't take. any out? Maybe. A real magician would know. A real. magician would know. Okay. Yes. All right. I'm gonna count these. up. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. Do you really. need to count them? You're fine. 19 22.
Can you count loud at least? 23. 24. 25. How many cards are in a deck? 52. 52. But we really don't need to count. Half. is like 26. He didn't take any out. I'll. save you this. Okay, Kate, put both your. hands out, please. This is taking a. while here. Pick her. Right or left hand? Left. Right. Yeah, I think I was the one that. was asked. Uh, we'll do Well, Carver. said both, so I guess right. Right hand. Okay.
Right is always right. Right is always. right. Okay. Oh. Uh, okay. Will will you. put out your hands again? Okay. She. looked me in the eyes and said, "Right. is always right. [Laughter]. Okay. Oh my goodness, we're falling. apart. Okay, speed this up, please. I'm. trying. Okay. Right or left? Uh, left. Okay, get rid of that one.
All right, I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13 cards here. Uhhuh. And I'm. betting that your card is in this deck. Okay. So, I'm just going to look through. it here. Can you give me, if I ask you two. questions, can you tell me truthfully. the answer about your card? Uh, some say. I'm honest. Okay. Can you stop doing that? Is your card.
black or red? Red. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and. take all the black cards out. Segregating the cards. I mean, that's. crazy. But okay, we'll go along with it. Just. tell us where the card is. I don't think I actually need to ask two. questions cuz I have two sevens here. So, I'm thinking it's going to be one of. those. My chances are higher that way. I'm going to go with this one. The camera can't see. Did I get it.
right? It's like entertaining a. 5-year-old. I know how this I know how. the trick is done. Oh, you were like. holding the card and making sure nobody. could see the bottom. We saw it from the. beginning. No. Really? I had no clue actually. Yeah, Kayla was impressed with me. No, I was I. was like lowkey kind of shocked when she. when she narrowed it down to the two. sevens. Like do or when I had both. stacks and the card still doesn't know. how it was done, guys. No, don't tell.
her. Don't tell her. I thought you were. being so lucky or like so you thought. you were being so slick because the the. deck was in this hand. The correct the. seven was in this hand and he told her. to get rid of Yeah. And then she kept. that. No, she kept this hand and then I. told her the other one cuz I purposely. saw it go in the right one and then she. just garbage that one. I know you got. nervous. Okay. Well, I I'm still a better. magician than No, give me the deck. I'll. show you a real quick one. No, it's real. quick. Just quick. It's quick. I promise.
I don't take years like Kenzie. It'll. take 10 seconds. Give me the She already. threw it. Okay. Well, I'll go finish. Last night, my friend asked if I had. herpes on my arm. What? What the. Because I pick at it so much. Yeah. Don't say that. Uh, okay. Okay. So, here's a deck of cards. Yes. Kenzie, have you ever played You have a. microphone. This is taking longer than 10 seconds. Kenzie, have you ever played 52 Card.
Pickup? Yes. And I never want to play. again. Okay. You have no more tricks. No, that's that's all I have to say. I have. a trick. I suck. Let me see this real. quick. No, you don't have a trick. Okay. I got I got I learned this one one time. and it took me years. Are you going to. shuffle? Is that your trick? Wow. Oh, what the what? What was that? Okay. No, they're new cards to be fair, so they're. kind of hard to shuffle. Wait, give me. one card. Don't show me what it is. I. have a trick. It don't even matter.
What? What? Um, well, okay. Okay. It don't even matter. No more magic tricks, I guess. Uh, I. want to come back to where we started. this podcast. Yeah. With the uh Dude, we. can't go back in time. Oh, well, we're. going back the uh hate comments. You. know, I'm going back to five. Um, so I'm. I would like to excuse myself from this. conversation because the last time I. tried to participate, you guys all got. mad at me. What do you mean? like 15. minutes ago when I was like, I had a.
crazy hate comment and you guys were all. like, "Huh?" Okay, once I told the. story. I know you've had worse hate. comments than that. Yeah, we've read. them. Um, okay. That wasn't what I was really getting. at. I was getting my hate comments. Okay. Oh, Matt, what's the worst comment. you've had? Oh, well, they all happened. recently when everyone uh said uh what. did they say? They said, "Uh, I was. downplaying what happened to you, but I. felt like I was on your side." And then. you know we're going back to this math.
Yeah, we are because that podcast was. crazy. You'll be fine. Kate was like, "Oh, no, Cash, it's not necessary for. you to go down there. Like, it's not. that deep. It doesn't matter." And then. I go, "Yeah, I mean, it wasn't that. deep. I mean, really, it was just like. an unconsensual hug. It wasn't that. bad." And she goes, "Wasn't that bad.". And I was like, "Oh, it was either bad. or it wasn't." You either wanted him to. go down there and beat him up or you. didn't. Yeah. See that? I would like to. defend uh what happened. Not what. happened, but like my actions with.
telling Cash he shouldn't come. Um. because obviously I would have liked for. him to come and talk to the guy, but I. was genuinely scared for his well-being. because we were in a weird part of town. and that's how people get shot and. that's how people get stabbed and it was. not a good part of town. I ain't getting. stabbed. I'm not going out like a bad. part of town. No way I'd go out with a. stab. We pulled up there. We were like, "This is great." Okay. And then after. after the guy grabbed me and we looked. around, we were like, "Maybe we. shouldn't be here." And we left. And. then when I called cash, I was like, "Yeah, I didn't like what happened, but.
I would rather you just not come. The. smartest thing would be for us to all. just get out of here and not come back.". So we said, "Don't." I just don't see me. being like, "Oh, I got stabbed." I've. never seen you act like that. Yeah. Like, "Ow, I'm stabbed." That's just not. Before you say anything else, I Why? I. want I want to self tan tonight cuz I'm. going to LA tomorrow. Mom. Shh. I'm. going to go to LA tomorrow for my music. video and I I'm self-tanning. because Wait. Yeah. Were you speaking in. an accent? No. No. She talks like that.
when she gets nervous. Okay. Yeah. Wait. I didn't realize you were going to LA. tomorrow. Yeah, we're going there at. like 6:00 at night and then leaving at. 1:00 a.m. What do you mean? Like you're. literally going there for a few hours? Mhm. What? Hey, I've been there. I've. been on the fly somewhere, come back. same day. It's not fun. No, we did that, too. It was not fun, but you got it. No, it's looking kind of better. I hate. staying over the night in other cities. I hate staying in the night in cities to. film a music video. Yeah, Harper's got a. new music video coming out. No big deal.
What do you mean no big deal? What? It's. like no big deal. It's a big deal, actually. It's a huge deal. It's a It's. a metaphor. Make it a big deal, please. Oh, Harper's got a new music video. coming out. Big deal. That sound better? Wait, so you're landing at like That. sounds like I'm being sarcastic now. It. does not sound sarcastic. You're landing. at like 6:00 p.m. and you're filming. when you get there and then at 1:00 a.m. you're flying back. Mhm. No. Her mom. literally saying, "No.". Are we sleeping over there? Yeah. You. having a sleepover in LA? Tomorrow.
night. We're filming all day Wednesday. and then we go out Wednesday night. because we have to be back here Thursday. before. Okay. So, no, you We're leaving. Wednesday night at 1:00 a.m. At 1 a.m. So, you have just a 1 a.m. flight. Yes. So Harper's going to LA on a plane and. she'll come back. No big deal. No big. deal. Yeah. No, but um Yeah. No, I'm for. sure. Mama, can you get the door? What. the What is there? Should I get the. door? Uh yeah, you you can probably get. the door. Just make sure not to get.
stabbed. There's someone at our front. door and I don't I don't recognize this. kid. Do we know him? Uh no. Is he here. for a hard drive? He's selling stuff. No. If he's selling stuff, ask him to. come give his pitch on the pod. He just. put his card in the door. He's selling. stuff. Yep. Yeah. Oh. Should I ask him. to come get his pitch on the pod? No. Why we should buy what he is selling? I. don't want solar panels. Yeah, that was nice of him to try. though. Sorry. But yeah. No, I I'm going. to self tan because my face is a totally. different color. Mom, please stop giving. me that look. Holy. Um I literally um my.
face is a different color than my skin. and um I'm as pale as a ghost. So yeah, I'm going to self tan. Harper, let's see. who's paler. I'm so pale. We'll put Cash. in the mix. Harper is paler, unfortunately. Beautiful. No, it's not. Uh, we're like the same color. You guys. are low key like the same. No, I'm too. pale. Well, I'm selftanning, too, so. then won't we be the same color? Really? Okay. Hey, can you sing me the the like. chorus of your song or a line? No. Yes, you can. Mm- What? Just like a little.
Only at the live podcast show. Why was. it AI? Did you not really sing it? No. Do you not remember it? No. Then let's. hear it. What's the problem, dog? Can. you sing it? Uh, yeah. Well, I'm not. really the artist. I could sing it. Sing. it. Uh, I don't remember how it goes. Yeah, I do. Just give me a second. I. think I know. I've heard it like twice. No sneak peeks, actually. I'm wondering. how to move on. Are those Oh, that's close. Yeah. Wait.
Uh, something. Yeah. Be quiet. Be quiet. Oh, what were. you doing? Oh, wait. I I didn't I I I actually. wrote it by myself. Yeah. Uh, actually, I probably sing it. better. So, sorry. It might be a let. down now. Were you nervous? You were. singing like this. I was trying to. That's I have to When I get higher, I. have to Oh, that's almost as scary as. what I saw the other night. Let's not. Cash does too. You should see Cash. Me. and Cash both on the mic. We like have.
to be like, "What are you trying to. sing?" Well, we have No, I'm serious. Can we sing like Cash gets his full just. what the dude when not a dog stretching. in the morning like a fairy about the. other day. Yes. Oh, I said that was. about the exact same thing when he was. talking about stabbing. That's literally. about like almost as scary as what. happened to us the other night, which I. don't even know if y'all y'all heard. They really twisting this to make it. about themselves. We're talking about. Harper's song right now. No, this is. crazy. Okay, this is a big deal over. here. It's a big deal. Well, okay. Before we tell you guys about like.
literally the second scariest thing we. ever saw in our life because that now. takes first place into the unknown. What? M sing. That was crazy, bro. No. Okay. Also, wait. Do you got to plug. your song? When does your song come out? Do you know? Yeah. No idea. Well, Harper. song is out when we have no idea when. No. Also, Maver before the podcast, he. said, "Dude, Harper, I wish we were good. singers." And I looked at him and I was. like, "Yeah, because like if we were. good singers, then like we could like we. as you and Harper." No. I was like, man, I'm a little offended. Also, it would be.
great if me and Harper were both good. singers and we could sing like a like a. cover on of a song and then he's really. just looping you around. Shame that you. can't sing. What do you mean? He's saying he you he. wishes you were as good a singer as him. Yeah, he said that he's bad, too. So, I. don't understand. He said, "Harver, bro, I just wish we were good at singing so. we could do a cover. It would blow up, bro. And then I was And then I looked.
Yeah. Matt, what cover you doing? And. then I looked at him. He probably. riptied. And then I looked at him. As long as I can play the ute. Um, just call it the ukulele. Me and K. will play the piano together. The same. piano. I'll do the chords. You do the. other things that you have to do on. piano. The foot pedals. If I If I put in. charge of just the foot pedals on our. duo piano, I'm literally going to be so. mad. Dude, that's I'm not kidding. That. would be more honored than what I had in. my band when a guy was growing up. I.
don't know if we've ever told that on. here, but like multiple times. Well, whatever that I It has traumatized me. So, I will say it again. I was in a. band, a youth band for a youth group. growing up. And there was a pianist, a. guitarist, a basist, a singer, a. background singer, and you were the. triangle and and a drummer. And you know. what I was? What? I was I was the. coahonist. The box. The box drummer. Yeah. And the coahonus is about as. useless and stupid as it sounds as the. coonus. Okay. All the coahonus players.
listening like you're valued. No, like. it's you're valued in like a an acoustic. guitar and a coahone setup like around a. campfire. But we were in a venue, big. one, huge venue. Uh with a drum set that. was plugged into the speakers and my. coahone was not plugged into the. speakers, which meaning cuz boxes don't. plug into speakers. No, they do. actually. Okay. Okay. But this one did. not because they didn't want to mic me. up. It was about the same as giving me a. microphone to sing without plugging it. in. It's like when your little cousin.
wants to play Xbox with you and you give. him the dead controller. You're like, "Here you play." And he's like, "I'm so. good." That That's what I got. And then. I was like, "Maybe one day I I can drum. one of the songs." And they were like, "Nah, probably not." Yeah. So, what was. your scary story? The other day they saw a ghost and. realized it was just you. No. What? What. does that put? See, this is why people. hate you. What? That was funny. What do. you mean? Because people because it was. because she was pale. You get it? She. called herself a ghost. But you just. That was so out of pocket. Like a ghost. I thought it was you. You have to You.
have to think before you speak. No, that's what makes comedy offended by any. of Maverick's jokes. He like Just think. of him like a dad. He has dad jokes and. they're not funny. He doesn't mean to. hurt me, dude. Yeah. People say think. twice before you speak. I don't even. think once. Yeah. Who thinks? Yeah. Just speak like All right. So tell. ridiculous. What was that place we were. at called Kate? Oh, well, Cash and. Maverick sent us on a little goose chase. for a YouTube video. And Kenzie and I,
it was team KK and uh we were on a team. HKK. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, no. Um, we have a whole another story about. Laney telling us about her baby that. we'll tell you later. But what does that. have to do with this? It just it. relates. But anyways, yeah. Um, anyways, so we were sent to this location. We. were looking for a hidden key because we. had to win the challenge and get $1,000. Was there actually a hidden key or was.
that just a cap? No, there's a key. there. There's a key. We had to go find. it. Did you find it? Oh, I guess you. just have to watch the video and find. out if we found the key. No. So, it's a. video that's going on on Cash and. Maverick's YouTube channel. We were. looking for a hidden Wait, you got to. give them the context. We were exploring. creepy Google locations and the girls. had three locations and me and Maverick. have three Google locations. Yeah. And. at each location there is a key we got. to find and it's first team to find all. three keys. Yeah. So the locations the. girls went to is what they're talking. about. Yeah. So one of our we went to. three different locations. We went to a.
castle which was so so fun. Did you tell. them all of them? Was it home? Yeah. Don't tell don't say all of them. But. you went to four and we went to four. No, we went to three. No, you went. technically we went to four cuz the. final one, but either way it doesn't. matter. Say the story. Oh yeah. Anyways, so one of our locations was this bridge. called Goatman's Bridge and it is. supposedly like a haunted bridge. So. we've been told word on the street and. um the backstory to it is like a super. crazy like a man like many years ago.
chopped off. What? Yeah, it's No, we got. we had a lady give us basically like a. tour and like help us find this key and. she told us the real story because. there's lots of rumors that go around. But yeah, like rumors go around my. school. That's how like this lady has. like written a book on it and she's a. professional ghost hunter or whatever. Yeah. So, we we pretty much hired. someone to give us a tour of this. location to help us like find our key. and she is like what what do they even. call them? Paranormal like paranormal.
paranormal activist. Yeah. Activist. So, she's one of those paranormal. investigators. Yeah. She likes to go and. like try to talk to whatever's lingering. there. Investigator. So, anyways, we go. to this location and she pulls out her. devices that she uses to communicate. with like spirits that may be there. And. listen, I don't know what it is. I don't. know if it's a go. I don't know, you. know, but you know. No, no one knows. You're not saying anything. Yeah. Wait, hold on. So, were you trying to I got I.
got I got you. You said it pulls out. devices, you know, you know. This is. where the details come in that you hate, but tries to be Eminem. That was like. one of those rap songs you can't. understand. So, we're sitting there. It's like 10:00 at night or I don't know. what time it was. I can't remember. But. it was pitch black. Okay. And she has. this little circle device that she sets. down. She pulls out the antenna. It's. about yay tall. And then she also has a. little flashlight she sets down. And. she's like, "Usually when the spirits. talk to me, they like mess with the. flashlight and turn it on and off." and.
she said it's highly unlikely that her. little radio system thing goes off. She's like that's only when they're like. really close and they're very. intentional about talking to you. So. we're sitting there for like five. minutes maybe and nothing has happened. We're like okay maybe she crazy. And. then all of a sudden we're like talking. about the key and the flashlight starts. going off and we're like. what the heck? Which I have the raw. footage. You can watch it. It's crazy. It is crazy. Okay. It's on the computer. downstairs. P, our producer, goes and.
hides these keys, right? So, we're. sitting there talking to the lady about. where the key might be cuz none of us. know where the key is and um ghost or. something, I don't know, the flashlight. is going off and we start talking about. the key and then the lady is like, "Do. you know where the key is?" And the. flashlight turns off and we're like, "Okay, maybe it's just coincidence." So, we're sitting there for maybe 10 more. seconds and her little antenna thing. starts going off. And now she's like, "That never happens. The flashlight goes.
off often, but the antenna never goes. off." And we were like, "Oh gosh, I. don't do scary stuff at all." So, I hop. in Kate's lap cuz I'm freaked out. Kate. is literally holding me like a baby and. we start like talking to this thing, I. guess, and I'm like, "Is it on that side. of the bridge?" And the flashlight. doesn't move at all. And so I'm like, "Is it on that side of the bridge?" And. then the flashlight starts going crazy. and we were like, "What the heck?" And. the key ended up being on the side of. the bridge on that side of the bridge.
that the flashlight told us. And it was. it was so weird because you're It's one. of those locations that first of all, it's like not a great place to be. hanging out. Like to be fair, like we. should not have been there, but we were. cuz we had to find the secret hidden. key, you know? So it was it was super. scary already. and just like so like. there have been a lot of people who have. like died at this location and like it's. just it was weird and like I didn't want. to go but I had to find the key so we. went and it was so scary and eerie and. like skin crawly and you know you know.
how you know that the location isn't. safe is Kinsey and I are sitting on the. bridge waiting for the spirits to come. speak to us through a flashlight and. then Sounds pretty safe. No, it sounds. safe to me. I am so upset. I'm so upset. at this actually. So w I I'm not. recovered from this. I'm so embarrassed. So we're sitting on the bridge and as. we're filming, we have this huge. flashlight like in our face. So Kinsey. and I can't see anything except for this. light. Everything is like black. And I. see out like my peripheral like somebody.
walk up and just sit on the other side. of the bridge. And I can barely make him. out because this light is in my face. And he just sits down and he doesn't say. anything. He's just sitting on the other. side of the bridge not saying anything. And everyone saw him like walk up and I. was waiting for him to like ask us a. question, introduce himself and I keep. looking at him and I see he's wearing. this like uniform and I'm like it's a. ghost hunter. Like I thought he was like. Yeah, cuz naturally that's what I would. think of anyone in Ghostbusters. Is. there to say anyone in a uniform is.
this? Our cameraman with this like huge. bright light is shining directly at Kate. because it's me, Kate, and then our tour. guide Becky. And so the light is like. directly I know our light is directly in. Kate's face and it's like halfway in my. face so I can kind of see the guy. better. So I know who this guy is. Anyways, continue. So he sits he's. sitting there and I'm like I mean this. ghost hunter Wait, who is he? Oh, I'm. getting there. This ghost hunter is like. just lurking across the bridge and I was. freaked out. I was like, why is this man.
just like sitting so close to us and not. saying anything? And like it's 10:00 at. night. This like bridge is like haunted. It's scary. It's weird. And this guy. just isn't saying anything. And nobody. that was with us was saying anything. And I was like, "Are we okay? We're just. going to pretend he's not there." I was. freaking out. I was panicked. I was. like, "Why is a ghost hunter lurking?". She's like sitting there talking, but. she's like looking over at him. I'm. like, "Kate, look at the camera." And. she's like. And I'm like, "Kate, the camera." And. she's like, "I haven't seen this part of the video. yet." So, finally, I take matters into.
my own hands. I grab my flashlight and I. shine it at our ghost hunter friend. And. I said, "Hello." And this man says, "Don't mind me." I was like, "I will. mind you. You're sitting awfully close. to me, sir." Kate basically starts. harassing this man. I was like, "Don't. mind." I was like, I said that before. That was me. No, that was the D. No, it. was me when I We have that little video. from when I was like 9 years old and I'm. following my sister around the house and. she's like, "What are you doing?" I'm. like, "Don't mind me. Don't mind me.".
And then she slams the door in my face. and I'm just outside her door like, "Don't mind me." Yeah. But so I was. like, "Don't mind me." I was like, "This. man isn't just going to lurk and act. like I don't see him." So I start. talking to the guy and no one else is. saying anything to him. I was carrying. the conversation on my back and I was. like, "Okay, well, if this ghost hunter. is going to be lurking, he might as well. help us." I shine the flashlight at him. and I'm like, "Do you know where the. secret hidden key is?" And he's like, he's like, "Seek hidden key?" And I was. like, "Yeah." He was like, "No." And I. was like, "Okay, then you're of no use.
right now. Absolutely zero help. Like. what are you even doing here?" And. finally he goes, "What are y'all. filming?" And I'm like, "Can you see. we're we're busy. We're looking for the. secret hidden key. We're trying to talk. to the ghost." Like, "What? We're. filming?" You know, said that. No. I was. like, "Oh, you know." And I look back at. the thing cuz I'm like trying to not. giving him direct answers and then. directly lying to him. He'll ask a. direct question and she's just like. makes up this whole lie. And we're like, "Kate, why are you lying to him?" She's. like, "Why are you all talking to him?". So I was like, "Well, you know," and he. was like, "No, I don't know. What are.
you filming?" And I was like, "You. know," and he was like, "I don't know. what are you filming? And I was like, we're filming a YouTube video, dude. Like, go on. And he was like, what's. your YouTube channel? And I was like, this guy clearly wants to be a part of. whatever we're doing. I was like, you. know Sam and Colby, you know, the Ghost. Hunters. And he was like, he was like, can't say. I do. And I was like, what kind of ghost. hunter are you if you don't even know. who Sam and Colby are? Like, highly. embarrassing for you. And he was like, can't say I've heard of them. And I was. like, we're much bigger than they are. Cuz you know, we we're not. That was. like the joke is like Sam and Kobe have. like 30 million and we have like four.
So, it's like not comparable. But. anyways, thanks for clarifying the joke. I was I was confused for a second. because I was like, "Wait, aren't aren't. they Sam and Kobe?" And then I was like, "Wait, am I Sam? Are you Kobe?" I didn't. understand, but now I get it. Okay. I was confusing my identity for a. second, but now I understand the joke. since you described it, right? You. understand? I kind of understand. We get. We get it now. Okay. Tell the people who. he was. So finally I was like the guy.
just was sitting there and I was like. Was it John Konz? No. Was it King J? No. It was someone crazy. I'm here. I shined. my flashlight at him again and I'm like. what you doing out here? He goes it's. Tom Cruz. He goes, "So I'm actually. officer so and so with the department. police." You were like, "Oh." I was. like, "No shot. I've been trolling a cop. for the last 10 minutes, dude. Like. handcuff me now. Take me away." like, "Get your hands behind your back, Sam.". He's like, "We've been looking for you,
Kobe.". I was like, "Officer, take this away. now." Like, I was so disrespectful to. you. I'm so sorry. And after he says. he's an officer, I see his uniform and I. see his body camera and I see his Glock. on his hip and I see it all on camera. I. see. We have it all on camera, too. But. I was like, he probably went back that. night and like showed all his buddies. They were like, he was like took his. little camera off his chest. Sam and. Kobe. So, I was like I spent like 10 minutes. like trolling this cop that I thought.
was a ghost hunter and then later on I. found out that the entire group knew he. was an officer and just didn't tell me. because we saw his gun and his badge and. his camera and his vest and Yeah. Yeah. So I was like I was like this Ghost. Hunter takes his job very seriously and. finally I was like oh yeah like we. actually do have a YouTube channel like. it's called Cash and Maverick and we're. like finding the secret hidden key on. the bridge. You know if you've seen it. let us know. And he was like he was like. okay. And he just sits there and doesn't. say anything. I'm just imagining telling. a cop Yeah. We're looking for you're.
just at one of the most creepiest Google. locations on the earth and that the most. haunted place one of the most haunted. places and you're like we're looking for. a hidden key. Yeah. Well, then finally. he I was like, "What you doing out. here?" And he was like tells us he's an. officer and he's like, "So we come out. here and we patrol the area because. there's a lot of illegal activity that. goes on out." He was like, "A lot of. people do drugs. A lot of people are. like jumping off the bridge like into. the water and stuff." That happens, man. Drugs. And he was like, he was like, "There's a lot of people that perform. like rituals here." He said, he probably. thought you were on drugs. It's like.
hidden key. He's like, "Yeah, and. Pikachu is over there. We're looking for. a hidden key out here." This is how. scary this place is. It's the cop goes, "Last week, someone had got an animal. from the woods, killed the animal, and. they spray painted a Pentagon onto the. bridge and they lit it on fire." You. mean pentagram? Yeah. The Pentagon is uh. what? Like the White House? The. pentagram. The like satanic ritual. They. spray painted it and they set the. bridge, like the thing on fire on the. bridge and the cops have to like come.
out there like all the time because. there's so many people performing. rituals because it's such a weird spot. It's like weird and creepy and gross and. haunted. And then finally after a couple. minutes of him sitting there just. watching us because you know I was like. okay like now that we have our Secret. Service protection agent officer across. the bridge I feel safer and then he gets. up and leaves and I was like no you. don't have to leave. And he was like. I've seen enough. And then he walked. away. Oh no. But then as soon as he. leaves Becky our tour guide um looks at. us and she was like you know that's not. the first time I've heard of that. One. time I came out here and there were like.
five or six dead hanging cats in the. woods because oh people people's houses. are right there by the bridge. And. apparently some teenagers had come by. and stolen these people's pet cats. Like. imagine someone stealing your dog and. you just find it hanging in a tree. Oh. my gosh. But they were they were. performing rituals and I'm not going to. lie. The last time I went to Goatman's. Ridge, there was like people screaming. as loud as they could and like fire.
and I wanted to join them. No, fire. fire. Like I got a gasoline. No, no, no. It. light this puppy up. No, it was so. funny. But like also my sister, she went. on Halloween and Halloween's like the. worst idea. Okay, going to Goatman's. Bridge on Halloween might be the worst. idea So, she went on Halloween and she. posted on her story this lady just like. doing demonic things. And I'm not going. to lie, I like I I find like I I I like.
to like look at like paranormal things. on um Tik Tok and stuff like but I'm. like a I'm a really good Christian like. Sam and Coley videos. Yeah, like Sami. videos or like or like people like. people like having like ghosts in their. house or something like that like moving. randomly and I'm like I get so scared. and it like gives me adrenaline. Um but. yeah, like that's why I like to go to. go. You have to be careful. You have to. be careful. I've never been. At the end. of the day, there are like some crazy. people out there and you could be going. out there to just have fun. Many people.
have died. Yeah. The fact that the cops were out there on. a Tuesday night just patrolling. Yeah. Just cuz there's so much illegal. activity and like dangerous things means. like it's not really a good place to be. Yeah. That's where an accident that's. where something I want to go tonight. You want to go? I'd rather not go. It's. a Monday. It's not even a Tuesday or. Halloween. No, there was there's been like actually. it's such a bad spot. Like there's been. multiple people that like I've heard of. that have died there and one time like a.
couple one of my friends saw a dead body. there once. Same. Are you kidding? No, I'm being so. serious. My sister's my sister's friend. was driving to school and there was. literally like a body in the area. No, wait, actually, they saw it? Yes. She. was driving by and she saw the body and. the cops were there like they had just. taped off the area and she was driving. to school and she looked and she saw it. and then Yeah, they covered it. No way. They were like covering it up bad. Somebody got shot there like a year ago. Yeah, that was the one that Yeah, that. that's why you should not go.
Think you're like, "Oh, that would not. happen to me. We're just going to go. have fun until it's you." I remember we. like parked and these two other people. were coming back and they're like, "Don't go back there." And we were like, "What? Why?" And they're like, "The. ghosts." And we were like, "Okay, dude.". My friend Michael, he was one time. exploring a u um an abandoned parking. garage and he's just going in the. abandoned parking garage with like him. and his like four friends and he has it. on video. They like turn a corner and.
this guy sticks out a gun from around. the corner and just goes pop right at. them and they all like took off. It's on. video. He He still has it on video. I. don't think we can add the video to. Wait, I have No, no, we probably can't. add the video, but it was crazy. I. haven't seen this video. Everyone's just. silent. Everyone everyone's camera just. dropped and it's just they just run. You. just running. It's like completely I. would start laughing. No, you wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. Everyone just like no. talking. Nothing. Everyone was just I. asked I asked Michael. I was like, "Why.
did nobody scream?" And he was like, "We. were just so terrified. Like your body. just doesn't know what to do." And you. just start sprinting. That was what No, that's what uh your sister said. cuz she. was uh their sister was in like a mass. shooting a couple years ago at like a. dancing like a dance bar and she said. the creepiest part was when the shooter. came in like it went dead silent like. the when the gun like started firing and. stuff people weren't like screaming. anytime anything serious actually. happens no one talks. Yeah. She was like. you think that like because of what. happens in movies people start panicking.
and screaming and stuff. She said all. you could hear was people's feet like. running to get out of the building. Like. nobody said anything. and she said every. once in a while someone would like yell. someone's name, like call a friend's. name or something. Speaking of mass. things, I'm going to talk about it on. the next podcast, but I have such a good. story. So stay tuned for the next. podcast. Wow. I don't feel like that's. Kate though. When Kate gets scared, she. just she or Yeah, Kinsey, too. Both of. y'all scream so loud. Uh yeah, you guys. you guys are some screamers. I'm not. going to lie. I mean, it's like loud. I.
feel No, I scream. I feel like Kate. hollers. Okay. Yeah. What the What's the. difference in that? Oh yeah. See that. right there? That's a scream. But that. one that's a holler. She's like, I feel like I don't know if this is the. actual definition, but in my mind, hollering is like you're saying words. Hollering, Kinsey is like what my. grandpa would say to me when I'm being. loud. He's like, "Stop hollering." Yes, but you're being loud. You're saying. words. Hollering sounds just like But. when you.
Yes. That's how you said. She said, I didn't want to scream in the mic, but. hollering, I feel like you're like, "Oh, no, don't. No, stop." That's hollering. I feel like screaming where like I feel. like I hate hollers. You know what? I. don't. And I can tell you why. Because. when Cash and I were at that dinner on. the rooftop and the person right below. us started shooting, I didn't holler. I. ran. Did you scream? No. Okay. So, she. doesn't holler or scream? Yeah. Dude,
when we were we were at a restaurant and. this guy uh this guy below the. restaurant, we were like on the balcony. The guy below the restaurant, I think it. was like two like I don't know like thug. members or something like shooting at. each other or something. I don't know. what it was, but it was just like some. guy was mad at another guy and somehow. they like one of them was like shooting. at the other one or something. But. everyone in the restaurant, the top. floor didn't know what's happening. So. everyone on the balcony like ran inside. And I'm not even kidding, bro. Kate's. dad didn't even he was finishing that. meal, man. He was like not in a hurry.
He got up. He was like. and I got up like grabbed all the. phones. I'm like, "Yo, he does clearly. not care about being shot." He sure did. grab everyone's phone off the table. I. was like, "Dad, like get inside." And he. was like, "I got y'all's phones." I was. like, like, "What are you doing?" I was. like, "You didn't have to do that." I. know. And then after after like cuz when the. shooting happened like everyone ran. inside and then the restaurant just like. closed like they put the the what what.
even is it like the screens down for the. outdoors to like block off the. restaurant from the street and stuff. I'm telling you nothing's scarier than. an an older man like an old kind of man. when it comes to that stuff. They don't. give a crap if they die man. Have you. seen those videos? That one guy on. TikTok, this guy was like robbing like a. bar and he comes in there with like a. gun. The whole bar like gets on the. ground with like their hands up or. whatever. And this guy's just still. drinking his drink at the bar. And the. guy comes up to him and puts a points a. gun at him and he he's like, "Give him. the wallet." And the guy's like, "No,
I'm not giving you anything." And he's. just an old man. He's just like, "Give. me your wallet." He's like, "No." And. then the robber goes behind the bar and. the guy asks like robbing the cash. register. Yeah. The guy the cashier is. like on the ground with his hands up and. the guy's like he literally says, "While. you're back there, can you hand me a. beer?" Bro, he's an old guy. No, I'm telling you, old dudes, dude. They don't care. No, but that's such a troll. Like literally. the bar, there's a gunman in the bar. They're just like fed up with everyone's. crap at that point. I think when you're. like 70, you're just like, there's a.
gunman in the bar. doing what he says. The man with the. gun, instead of listening to him, you. ask him to be your servant and hand you. a beer. I'm telling you, old men are. built different. A stage. Do you think. it was real? No, no, it it was real. I'm. telling you, like 60, 70 year old men, 80y old men. No, he's on his phone with his other. hand and he tries to take the phone out. of his hand and he's like, "No, give a. fuck." He's like wrestling with the guy. Do you think he was just like way too. intoxicated? He had no clue was going. on. No, he just didn't care. He was like.
like just shoot me out. He's kind of. like an old man that He wasn't even that. old. He was telling you even like the. older my dad gets, he just cares less. and less about people's crap. I'm pretty. convinced if my dad if someone was. robbing him, he'd be like, "No, no, you're not. What you gonna do? Shoot. me?" Like, "What do you mean? Your dad. has been robbed before." Yeah. Can we. tell that story of the the the uh the. car wash incident? I think so. I think I'll just say I'll. just say it shortly. No, no, you think. your dad long story short,
my dad was My dad owns a car wash and he. was working on it. A guy drove by on a. bicycle and stole his drill gun. So my. dad chased him down, grabbed his. bicycle, and started pew pew. No, no, no, no, no. Just straight up did. everything. That's what I'm saying. The. older men get, they just don't give a. crap. And this guy's in his 20s and my. dad's like 55. My dad gets his truck, drives and finds the guy cuz he's on a. bicycle. Parks his truck, walks up. behind the guy, takes his bicycle while. he's riding on it, and then just hits.
him with it. And then with your dad. Yeah. And then punches him with his. hand. And my dad breaks his hand. The. guy's like, "Why are you doing this? Why. are you doing this?" And then my dad. just grabs his drill gun and goes, "Cuz. this is mine.". And then walks away. He should have. given his bike away. That would have No. No, he didn't. The guy And then the guy. was like, "Can I have my bike?" And my. dad was like, "No." And he made him. leave without his bike. He said, "You. probably stole this, too." And then he. stole this, too. He had like golf clubs. in like his little wagon behind his. bike. My dad pulls the golf clubs out.
and he's like swinging them. He's like, "You should really get running.". swinging the gloves. That's so bad. And. the guy like turns around and like. starts walking. He's like, "I said run.". There was another time cuz they also. have a a piece of property they had. bought. Um and there was like these. buildings on it and people were breaking. into these buildings and stealing like. like they were literally stealing things. out of these buildings like the. electrical stuff. And one time he caught. them breaking in and he held them down.
until the cops got there. And the guy. that he was holding down, the the like. bad guy, the robber. Yeah. The guy. that's robbing him, James is holding him. down. And the robber gets so scared, he. calls 911 on himself. He like, "Hey Siri. his phone to call 911." And he calls 911. and he's like, "I'm being attacked." And. they were like, "Where are you?" And. they said, "The property, like the. property address, and they were like, "Is James Baker the one holding you. down?" And he was like, "Yeah." And they. were like, "Okay.". We live in a we live in a small town.
though. So they were just like, "All. right, well, we'll be out there when we. can when we get there." Wait, was it in. Henrietta? Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's so. bad. But after that, people stopped. breaking onto the property. My dad. lowkey like he's like lowkey waiting for. it. He's like hoping he wants all the. smoke. I'm not kidding. It It's like he. he sleeps with like a big rifle next to. him. Oh my gosh. He's waiting for the. smoke. I'm not kidding. a military. helmet that he sticks on helmet with.
like a lights on it and everything. Yeah. And he like like his alarm goes. off for like somebody over there and. it's like tminus a minute and a half and. he's there in the car fully loaded. everything decked out. No. Bringing his. bringing he he got a military dog. He literally got a military dog attack. Yeah. He's like I got to get me a. military dog. So he got His military dog. is scared of everything. Yeah, he he. bought it. No, no, you don't understand. And this dog was barking. Secret. Yeah.
Listen, the mailman pulled up the other. day when I was there and this dog was. barking at the mailman. He's like raw. And the mailman was like, "Can I get. out?" And I was like, "Yeah, watch." And. I literally went over to the dog. Didn't. even move. I just looked like this at. the dog and I went raar. And the dog. went ran away. And the mailman laughed. so hard. He was like, "Oh, dang." No, but she's like, "Dogs all bark, huh?" I. was like, "Yeah, she's she's such a. scary dog though to like be back." So. scary to look at, but if you go boom, it's like a What is she a far away?
She's like a She's an intense looking. dog. She's so sweet. She just wants you. to Is this the longest episode we've. ever done? Wow. She's like, she's like, "Can we end it?" Well, yeah, we go. ahead. No, this is an hour and 20. minutes. I'm talking about It's been. like 56. All right, you can end it. Go. ahead. No, I don't want to. I It's okay. Go ahead. I don't want to, though. I. Okay. Well, we'll talk about What was. the story you wanted to talk about? Next episode. Next episode. Next. episode. Why are you guys still. watching? This is clearly the end of the. episode. What are you all doing? So,
we'll see you next episode.
