We’re Pregnant
I'm pregnant. What? I'm pregnant. HOLD THE PHONE. HOLD THE PHONE. What are you now? I'm. I'm pregnant. Wait, I don't know what you're saying. Pre. Wait, is this Are you. I'm overweight. technically. OH, WAIT. WHY YOU CALL ME PREGNANT? WAIT, WHAT? UH, I'm pregnant. pregnant.
Wait, pregnant. Wait, what? Is this real? Are you joking? Oh, wait. This could be real. Is this real or not? Like, I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this real? YEAH, I'M CONFUSED. I DON'T FEEL LIKE KATE WOULD JOKE LIKE. THAT. WAIT. Is this real Kate? Just tell us. No, I'm just kidding. Okay. Okay. I THOUGHT. YEAH. I THOUGHT FOR a second I THOUGHT.
YOU WERE SERIOUS. ALL YOU THOUGHT WE WERE SERIOUS FOR A. SECOND. I WAS LIKE I WAS LIKE. wait what do you mean y'all? Y'all plan. that? Yeah. No way. That explains. See, I knew Kate wouldn't. be that funny to come up with it by. herself. That's why I was like I was. like this has to be. I KNOW. I SAID I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW SHE. WAS THAT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS ALREADY. SAYING it this early on though cuz I. actually was guessing and then I was. like oh she's saying it right now. OH MY GOD. That's what you wanted. No, no, no, no, no. That was good. That's crazy. No, you actually have me convinced that. you might actually be telling cuz like.
that's a funny way to tell him. Yeah, tell him. Yeah. Oh, I would never tell Cash like that. I hope you know you will find out on the. podcast. Actually, we can't tell you guys off the. pod. Yeah. When we find out that we're actually. pregnant, it's got to be on the podcast. Like we're just going to be sitting here. be like, "We're pregnant." And we're. going to show you like an ultrasound or. something. It's going to be lit. Yeah. Or it'd be even crazier if you had it. hidden the whole time during the. podcast. Like right on a piece of tape. back there on the wall that just says, "We're pregnant." And you take the photo.
off. Yeah. Or like hidden on the logo somewhere. Hey, one day I will be. That's so. Do y'all want to be pregnant? Like. really? You do? You do? I would never want to. You You want pregnant right now? I want a baby. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You want a baby right now? I better get to work. Listen, I don't I don't think I don't think a. baby right now is a good idea. Yeah, a baby would be such a vibe. Imagine I have a baby just sitting here.
crying. You're yelling at me to be quiet all the. time. She already yelling at me to be quiet. all the time. I don't need a baby. I think I think we could train the baby. That's honestly my biggest fear of it. when I have a baby is Kate's always. going to be like, "Cash, be quiet. The. baby's sleeping.". No, she's going to say, "Cash, can you. tell them to be quiet?". Uh, when have I ever done that? Today I got told to be quiet. Oh, because I was sleeping. So, why didn't you tell me to be quiet? Because I was sleeping. Oh, yeah. You obviously heard me. Kate. Kate's taking a nap. Matt comes in. He's.
like, "JUST BE YOUR BUFFER TODAY. Take. this music.". And he's singing on the top of his lungs. in the kitchen by himself. And Kay plugs. her ears like this and she's like. holding a pillow over her head and then. she takes off. She's like, "Can you tell. him to be quiet?" And I'm just like, "So, yo, I was vibing. HE'S JUST GOING OFF.". I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. It was like loud. loud like he was screaming. So, he cuz he had walked out of the. house. I laid down right as he was. walking out of the house and he walks.
out screaming singing. He did like an hour ago. He walked OUT. SINGING THIS SONG. ME AND THE AMAZON GUY, I met the Amazon. guy there. Me and him were both singing. for like. we're singing together. all three. Yeah. And then I just fallen asleep. I. was I I was upset cuz it took me forever. to fall asleep. And then right as I fell. asleep, you woke me up and I was like, "No, poor.". Yeah. And then you come back in an hour. later. You're singing THE SAME SONG. OKAY. AND. I WAS LIKE, "NO WAY.".
HERE'S the issue, though. It's not me. No. The issue is you guys trying to. sleep in the middle of the day. First of all, it was not me. Okay. First, wait, you do that. No, you take so many naps. occasionally. Am I a napper, Alex? Thank. you. YES. WHEN DO I take naps? Uh, you took one of the day. Okay. You take a lot. Yeah, you take the most naps out of any. of naps. No, that's actually WE DON'T TAKE NAPS. Y'ALL REALIZE THAT if I'm standing in my. bedroom, that doesn't mean I'm taking a. nap. That just means. when you're in your bed with your. blanket on you, your phone down, your. eyes closed like this. Generally, that. means you're taking a nap.
Okay, Suie, I like my sleep. Either you're taking a nap or you're. ignoring us or you're fake taking a nap, which she does do that sometimes. I do. I walk in, I'm like, "You're faking it, are you?" She's like, "Yeah, you got me, bro." Like, "Why? Why would you still be. faking it?" Like, I get doing that as a. kid. Everyone did that as a kid so you. wouldn't have to walk inside. But. it's just funny. Still doing it. now. Now that I'm hearing that. Do you hear that? What? What? This noise? Yes. It's still going. You guys hear that? I. turned it off. Hey, we have to play it.
Oh, you want to keep playing? Yes. I don't know that we keep playing. No, I I want I want TO TRY. I ALREADY. WAIT, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TRY BEFORE. THE EPISODE STARTED. OH, OKAY. SORRY. Looks like somebody. wants to go first. I'll go first. Wow. Okay, she can't hear us now. Your wife's. acting like a child. That was crazy. She. That was wild. Okay, she was like, "No, me. I get to go. first.". Matt, tell her something. You are a child.
I I heard you. What? You got to put the headphones on. Oh, okay. What? What? Take the headphones away. She can't play. the game. Just take the headphones away. She doesn't understand the game. You got. to take them from her. Oh, no. Just at that point, she doesn't even get. to play. Yeah. No, she doesn't get to play at all. She cannot be in the middle. Yeah, she needs Take the headphones. She needs to leave the house right now. Turn it up all the way. Okay, just pick a word. Just pick a. word. Oh, pineapple. No, I got a better one.
Oh, hippo. That's not very nice. Oh my gosh. Did you see her face? Yo, I want y'all. got to go back and look at her face. She. goes. I was not laughing at. What did you think I said? He was He was. What did you think I said? Yeah. What did you think I said? Hippo. Why is she good at reading lips? I said I said limbo. Limbo. You know the. limbo. Limbo. Limbo. Limbo. Okay. Put.
the headphones back on. Put him back on. Put him back on. Ready? Ready. I got you. I got you. Okay. Hippo. What? She still thinks we're saying. that. Everybody go along with it. I don't want to play if I'm just going. to be bullied. No. No. No. Look. No one's bullying you. Hippo. Hippo. No. No. No. No. Take the headphones off. It's limo. Oh, y'all weren't CALLING ME A HIPPO. NO. You just think you're a hippo, I guess.
DO IT BOTH TIMES. BRO, that's. I mean, y'all do y'all do bully her a. lot, but like. it's understandable. All right, go. again. Ready? Are they on? Take your hand off. Take. your hand off. Hippo. No, she thinks. Rome. Hippo. Hippo. No. Oh, take him off. Timbo. Huh? Timbo. You did not say tibo. You didn't.
say t. Try again. What do you mean try again? I think it's. over. I don't want to play this game. anymore. She's so angry. She takes the. fun out. She's so mad. Okay, I'll give you a roll. Spongebob. Spongebob. Spongebob. Oh, look at how happy she is. She's so good. Like. what? She's not that good. She's good at. She's not that good. Okay, here. Unicorn. Unicorn. Okay, that was pretty good. Okay, you looked right at it. Oh,
guys, how was she? Rice Krispy. Ratatouille. Well, that was close. No. Rice Krispy. Rat. Excuse me. Rice crispy. Rice Krispy. Oh, wow. No, she's not that good. Watch this. Watch this. Weather. Weather. Talking to your mic. Sweater. Juice box. Sweater. IT'S NOT EVEN. CLOSE. OH MY GOD, SHE WAS NAILED. SHE JUST GOES, "LET ME LET ME LET me try this.".
Sweater. Feather. Money. Money. Okay. No. I'm getting her right here. Ready? Okay. Ready? Um, she's cheating. What's a good word? Um, she can't hear me either. Um, Chipotle. No, no, no. It's got to be. like a couple syllables. Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Wait, let let me try those.
No, no, no, no. I want to get her one. more time. YES, YOU'RE GETTING ALL OF THEM. PUT THEM BACK ON. I don't understand. Okay, this is the last one. This is the. last one. I think it's her hair. Yeah. I don't She must say it quiet. Say. it quietly. Yeah. Say it quietly. Yeah. Say it quietly. Okay. What's a good word? Dude, you're still thinking? Yeah. Um, yoseimity. Oh, there's no way. Yoseite. If she. guesses this, I'm leaving the pod. If she guessed this and it's not playing. sound or something. Say it again. Yoseimity.
Yoseimity. There's no way. Joe. Yoseimity. Show me something. Yoseite. Yeah. She's not that good. See, I actually have no clue. Yeah. Yose. All right. Take him off. Take him off. It was Yoseim. Oh, I think it was your It was I think your. hair. Yeah. Could you hear us? No. Are you lying? Spongebob, I heard, but I. actually did cover my ear after that. Okay, I'm ready.
Ready? I got you. I got you. What? Ready. Stuble. Stubadom. Jupabo. Hey, don't change it on her. Jubabo. Bathroom. Jubabo. Sho Pavlo. Wait, did she just say it? She got it. I. DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAID, BUT.
WAIT. I WISH WE COULD RUN IT BACK RIGHT. NOW. OKAY. OKAY. SAY IT AGAIN. SAY something again. Chupabo. Chupabo. She's too good. I got it. I GOT IT. THAT IS NOT REAL. OKAY, I got another. one. I GOT ANOTHER ONE. THE BACK IN THE BACK OF THE plane is not. real. What? Okay. Ready? Ready. Yakos. It's like broken English. Jackson. Yakos. Yakos.
Not as much words like that. Yash. Wait. Yash. Sagittarius. Yashos. Sister. I remember saying it with so much. confidence. Yashish. Come on, Harper. Say it again. Yesish. You suck. I'm going to say one that has nothing to. do with it. All right, my turn. Ready? Ready? Okay. Ready. Rock. Walk.
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you're going to throw a rock so. hard. Rock. Rock. Oh, man. Oh, man. That didn't work. Harper. Harper. Leggings. Leggings. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ready? Astronaut. I swear. That's a good one. Astronaut. Swim. Yeah, you got it, brother. YEAH, GOOD JOB. THAT WAS GOOD. READY? READY. YEAH. GEORGE WASHINGTON. GEORGE WASHINGTON. WHOA.
NO, YOU GOT THAT ONE WRONG. DID I GET IT? NO, THAT ONE WAS WRONG. THAT ONE'S. WRONG. I'll give him a math. Let math try real. quick. All right. Ready? No. I'll give him try. Oh, wait. How many did I get right? I think this is long enough. Okay. Yeah. Try real quick. Okay. Oh, prime. Somebody go. Uh, I think I had bad hearing cuz I I. can't. This is a lot harder for me than. I think it was you guys. Prime. Brah. Prime. Brought. Okay. Wait. Everybody just completely norm. Let's. start another conversation. Yeah.
I don't think this was fair. All right. I think my hearing is really bad. No, guys. He just is so confused. It's a good thing he's got the. headphones on. Grab it. No. You got to grab a hole. No. It's a good thing he's got the. headphones on. So now he's just. distracted. Don't mess with me like we did Harper. So now that Maverick is out of the. podcast, you know what y'all messed with me? Huh? No messed with me. Unfortunately, you were messed with. at some point. Just look at him and say. a word like. No, no, no. Just Just put him. He's like. He's like the the. Who am I supposed to look at? He's like the cousin you have to invite. over so you can just talking about me.
You get on the controller that's not. plugged in. That's where I feel like y'all are just. talking about me. Yeah. He's so self-conscious thinking. about we're always talking about him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cash makes fun of me. Why are you. acknowledging him? Yeah, stop annoying. He's not invited. He's going to know. Are you saying how you really feel right. now? No. Get him out of the show. Say how I really feel. Maybe tell us your honest opinions about. me. I'm going to take these off. Wait for First, y'all. I feel like I'm being left out of. something. SAY YOUR HONEST OPINIONS. NO. NO. PUT HIM BACK ON. PUT THEM BACK ON. Talking to me. Put them BACK ON. TALKING.
ABOUT ME. WE'RE TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT something. to say. No, you're not. Yeah. Okay. Um, say your honest opinion first. Well, I told them my honest opinion. I. don't like this game at all. Okay. Okay. Just say just say like your. one sentence honest opinion. Y'all aren't even letting me play the. game. Maverick is not that good of a dancer. That's fine. I'll just play rock paper. scissors with myself. God, YOU WON AGAIN. OH MY GOSH. NO, it goes wrong.
He chose paper. HE WON. PAPER BEATS ROCK. YEAH. OH, IT DOES. OH, DANG IT. TAKE IT. YOU CAN HEAR. I HEARD PAPER BEATS ROCK. HE CAN HEAR. BUT I can also like read your lips. No. And if only if you talk loud. Take them off. Like that was take them off. Yeah. Take them off. Okay.
Oh my gosh. Somebody remove him. Okay, that's too much. I can't. I might have to get cut. I don't know. That was pretty funny. Wait, I know what. we can do. Let's play charades. You want to play. charades? We've played enough games. This is a podcast. We're supposed to. talk. No. No. I got I got a bunch of. We have been talking about. Ready K? You want to play charades with. me? Yeah. Go like this.
Please don't do that, Kate. Please don't. do that. All right. So, Kate lost the game. Oh my god. First of all, it's not. charades. That's That's. You lost with pride. Yeah. Simon says Simon says to touch your. nose. Simon says to touch your ear. Simon says. touch your head. Touch your toes. Oh, you're too good at this game. Simon. says leave. She Simon says,
"Have y'all seen those things? Mother. may I?" Like, mother, may or like you. you know those like POV Tik Toks and. like like Brianna, mother, may I have some water? No, but. you may do the one ship challenge. Have you done that? No. Don't ever do that. Oh, the one chip. challenge is so horrible. Yo. Oh my gosh. Do you die ever? We're going to we're going to pull up a. clip of us playing the one chip. challenge. Oh, it's so bad. That thing is bad. Listen, I listen. We. might have been being a little dramatic. in the way we were No. No, like jumping.
dramatic was a little bit dramatic, but. it was necessary. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. IT'S NOT. DRAMATIC. AT THAT POINT, when your lips and throat. and mouth and outer mouth is on fire, it's not just in your mouth. It's your. outer mouth. It's you got to jump in a pool and just. go. and and it doesn't help. No, I mean, I. was shoving my face in ice cream. Just. sitting with ice cream on my face and in. my mouth. Yeah, that's the only thing. that helps is when if you take if you. eat the one chip challenge, your lips. are going to be on fire and you got to. just use ice cream as chapstick and you.
just got to make out with it. Just. Yeah, because you got to numb your face. You literally have to numb it. That's literally what you doing. If it's. not numb, you're going to feel it. Yeah. It's so bad. I mean, there was literally. I would never do that again. I don't. think you could pay me enough money to. eat one of those chips. The other day we. were like, should we do that for another. video? I was like, I'm not doing that. again ever. I really want one now, dude. It's bad. If y'all will DO IT, I WILL BUY THEM AND. Y'ALL can do them on that. do them on. the club. I will let y'all eat those on the club. Yeah. Okay. If we do that on the club. channel, that's going to be crazy. If. you guys haven't, go subscribe and go. watch our new uh.
Wait, I'll actually do it next time. I. swear to y'all. Like, go watch our new channel. It's called. LOL Club. We might be filming this video. on there, but we're dropping three. videos a week on there. So, go check it. out. LOL. Link in the description. Do you guys think I would cry if I did. it? Cry? Yeah. You'd be sobbing so much. You might You. might actually die. Kate would Kate. would cry. WHAT DO YOU THINK I WOULD DO? You'd freak out. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE. HARPER HARPER BE LIKE, "DUDE, OUR FRIEND SCREAMING.". Our friend Michael when he did it, he. was just running around. He was like, "It's hot. It's hot. It's hot.".
He was just running around jumping up. and down. HE'S GOING, "IT'S HOT. IT'S. HOT.". Oh my gosh, it was so No, wait. We We. should do like a spicy challenge on the. club and like from from like a jalapeno. yellow jalapeno. Work our way up, too. I. HATE SPICY. OR like sour sour sweet. Not sweet. Sweet. Oh, no. Sour. I don't do I don't. do sour. I'll do some spicy sweet. I'll eat some. candy. I'll do some sour. You can have some peppers, BRO. NO. I I COULDN'T. SO,
it's bad. Like in Michael when he ate. it, he literally ran over to a faucet. and he was just just the water was just. going in his mouth the whole time. Yeah. He just had a water hose on his. face for like 10 minutes. Just. That's a Yeah, that sounds like But I think we should. film this on the club. So, we should think I'll participate. Me and Kay will do it. No, Kay won't. No. Yes. Or we knew it. We can film a. video for the club channel. Genuinely so bad. Like I I I start to. like swell up just thinking about it. This is what we should do. We should do. a video on the club channel and the. loser has to eat it. No, I I can't.
That only now we only have a 25% chance. of eating it. I can't go back. One of us have to. I can't go back to that place. We can't be willingly do this. It has to. be a loser. You don't understand. Like I could. literally cry thinking about how hot. that thing is. I know. I think about it's in front of. you. C. You know what's crazy is I ate I'll. freak out. I ate like 3% of the chip. I ate the whole chip, though. No, you did not. I will. Oh, he will. No, you won't. No, you won't. You know what I'm saying? Alex, you can't even swallow the chip. I. ATE 3% OF IT. I LITERALLY took a piece. off and ate it. Ruins your life.
What? Absolutely ruins. Not just It's not just. 10 minutes, Alex. It's going to burn for. probably 30 minutes to an hour. And then. the whole rest of the day, your stomach. hurts. You know what pepper it is? It's like the ghost pepper. One of. those. I think it's mixed with the. Carolina Reaper and some other stuff. Terrible. The Carolina Reaper. You haven't had this chip, dude. Ghost pepper is hot. It's. literally black because it's filled with. all the peppers and stuff. It's not even. a chip, Alex. It's just thick seasoning. about like a quarter inch thick over the. whole chip. I saw a video that was so.
evil. So, the chip is just like a black. triangle. and there's these black Doritos and I. saw a video. This kid was at school. eating lunch and they switched it. They. put it. You would know though. They put it in there. No, it it looked. exactly like it. No. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. No. It's so thick with. seasoning. You can tell. Oh, what happened at my What happened at. my. When they switched it, it looked pretty. real. It looks like a chip from from a bad. place. When you see that from a bad. place, I've always wanted to eat a. school lunch, bro. No. Why would you want that? I've never had a high school like school.
lunch. It's terrible. Trust me. It's terrible. They feed you slop. Like. you're like, what do they give you? They give you mashed potatoes that look. like they're from a like somebody that. just like threw them up. And then um. Poncho cheese. We should do a video on that, too. Worst. to best high school lunches. How would we get them? Yeah. How we get them? We just like look. them up online. The best high school. lunch. Well, then it's not a high school lunch. It's a homemade dinner. Okay. Yeah, I guess. Wait, but guys, let me tell you what. happened. When I when I was in seventh. grade or sixth grade, this one eighth.
grader had did the one chip challenge at. my own school at lunch and it got in his. eyes and there's a balcony on my school. and he fell from the balcony cuz I. believe it cuz of cuz his eyes hurt so. bad. Like he he we all saw it too. He. jumped off this like this little little. staircase. It got in his eye and he jumped off. Yeah. He tried to to end himself because. he's like, I can't I can't do this. anymore. I can't WHERE'S THE BALCONY?
I CAN'T I CAN'T NO, NO, but like what. happened was like he was going up the. stairs cuz it was still in his eyes. He. was rubbing it and he accidentally. tipped over the balcony. He's okay though, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's fine. He only broke a. few legs. And he was also. few legs, too. And And also he that same guy was the. guy who um made fun of me when I got hit. by a car. He was there and he. So this was recent. Mhm. Mhm. He he was um the one who was. like laughing and posting on their. story. This stupid girl just the stupid. famous girl just got hit by a car.
And. that's not funny. That's mean. That's a. form of bullying. Harper, are you ready. to leave public school? Yes. I'm ready to go to the new world. A new world. What is this? Aladdin. A whole new world. Aladdin. That's Aladdin. A whole new world is. Rapunzel. The Little Mermaid. No, it's definitely Little Mermaid. WORLD THAT. NO, IT'S Rapunzel. tower. IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
NO, it's Aladdin. IT'S ALADDIN. I HAVEN'T I actually haven't seen. Aladdin. It's Rapunzel. Alex switched his mind. three times. It's the usual morning. Oh, sorry. Do laundry and shine up. Sweep again. And by then it's like 7:15. And so I'll. read a book or maybe 2 or 3. I'll add a. few new paintings to my gallery. I'LL. PLAY GUITAR.
AND DRINK. And basically just wonder. Okay, that's I can't. Everyone just. clicked off. We lost all of our viewers. It's all over. Might as. well end the podcast here. A whole new. world. is from Aladdin. Aladdin. Some Egyptian show. ALADDIN. I actually have never seen Aladdin. Me neither. I. NO, IT'S NOT FROM ALADDIN. It's from. this Eastern show.
No, that's Aladdin. It's like Middle. Eastern Egyptian. Oh, like it's on a video on TikTok one time. I was just trying to get my bag, you. know. Oh, yeah. I was just doing a promo for. every day. And you would do a twof. I absolutely was just trying to get my. bag and it backfired because I was, you. know, making making the video, you know, making my little drinkie that I'm. promoting and it was like um Kiss Mary. Kill Disney characters and Aladdin comes. up and I've never seen the movie and I.
was like, "Oh my gosh, he's from. Aladdin, but I don't remember his name.". That's actually hilarious. And then everyone freaking made fun of. me and the video got like 700,000 likes. So, what's your favorite Disney movie? Um, probably Rapunzel. Rapunzel. Yeah, probably Tangled. or or um. Are we talking like Disney princesses. or like. uh I don't know which Okay. What's. What's your favorite Disney? Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast is so good. So good. Wait, what was your answer, M? I mean, I really like Iron Man. Probably Wreck-It Ralph. Okay.
You think Iron Man and Rapunzel would. get together? Iron Man is Disney. Oh, technically that does count. They. bought them out. Yeah, they own Iron Man. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's a podcast to play. Listen, that's if I say the LOL podcast. bought another podcast. It's not the LOL. podcast. Oh, yes, it is. No, but the production company, which is. Disney produces Marvel movies. Disney's not the production company. Disney's the. Nope. Disney is the production company. Oh my gosh, he's an idiot. No, Disney.
produc. Disney Studios. You ever heard of that? No. Disney is a branch just like they. have Marvel and then there's the center. person. Who's the center person? Look at everyone right now looking at. you like you're an idiot. Who's the center person? Cash. Well, at Disney Studios Disney. the. Yeah, I can do the warm pre. Yeah, you want to change the subject, don't you? You look stupid. Yeah. And I don't know. I don't know who THE. PRODUCTION PEOPLE I DOES ANY Maybe. nobody knows who the production people.
are. Nope. EVERYONE HERE KNOWS WHO MARVEL. Disney. Marvel IS IN. MARVEL STUDIOS. EVER HEARD OF THAT? YEAH, that's inside Disney. They operate from inside Disney. Disney Studios. That's why at Disney Marvel Studios. That's why Disneyland owns Marvel. No, Disney. Okay. Cash. That's why at Disneyland there's. like the Guardians of the Galaxy and. stuff because. that's what I'm saying. That's exactly. my point. They own Disney owns trying to. connect dots that he can't even see. He. has no idea what he's doing. Disney. If.
Disney owned Marvel, why wouldn't a. Marvel equally own Disney? That's what. I'm saying. Wait, how does Wonder Brothers fit into. all this? War Brothers. That's who probably owns it. Probably. don't. You're getting played so hard. Warner Brothers Productions. No, I don't. I really don't know how. they fit into it, though. The company owns it. Pixar. No, Disney. Pixar. YEAH, PIXAR. DISNEY. PIXAR IS THE ONE WHO OWNS IT. OH MY GOD. NO, JUST. PIXAR IS THE ANIMATION STUDIOS.
DISNEY COMES ON. WHEN A DISNEY MOVIE. COMES ON, IT SAYS PRODUCED BY PIXAR. AND THEN THAT'S WHEN I OH MY GOD. PIXAR MAKES CARTOONS. THAT'S WHEN THE LAMP COMES ACROSS THE. SCREEN AND GOES CARTOONS. I THINK YOU GOT to show me the anim. Show me what it does. The the lamp. It goes like this. Wait. That's actually really good. Wait, that was kind of good. Has a springy motion to it.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT. DID YOU KNOW I CAN ACT LIKE I'm on a. trampoline when I'm not? Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Very random. It's a good skill to have, though. That was Sorry. Wait, I'm not I'm not I'm not. She just jumped. I'm I'm not I'm not. I don't know what I expected, but I. expected more than that. Okay. Okay. I won't do I won't do it. Wait, do the jump. She's glitching. Hold.
on. Gravity is on. Gravity is on extra today. Wait, give me a second. I just need to. warm up my legs. What? What's going on? DO THE TRAMPOLINE. THING. NOPE. Oh my gosh. You do look like you're on a. trampoline. I don't know why I expected more than. just jumping. Yeah, I expected something. else. No, because that looks like.
Wait, no, but you have to have more. spring to it. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. You know when like you're 5 years old? No. Or like 11 or 12 and. you're like, "Mom, mom, watch me. Watch. me.". I feel like I just experienced that. What's that for? I don't know. You were just the one. talking. Yo, fun fact. When I was uh. when I was like I was probably about 13. When I was 13, I had a unicycle and I. was riding it and I got good at it and I.
could ride like Did you though? You know, I got good at it. I feel like Maverick got good at it. He always tries. No, he always tries to. take away everything that I do and I did. it good. Maverick is definitely the unicycle. Not better. SURE. CAN CASH DO IT GOOD? YES. OKAY. Cash could still do it good. Just because there's someone better at. it than you does not mean you still. can't do it good. Okay. So Cash was. showing his mom how good he was at the. unicycle. And I was like, "Mom, watch. watch. I can ride all the way to the.
wall." And I she came out and I rode I. could never make it to the wall like the. three times that I tried. And she was. like in her on her way to the car and. she was LIKE, "OH YEAH, THAT'S REALLY. GOOD, S. THAT'S REALLY GOOD." AND she. shuts the door and I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE. LYING TO ME. THAT'S NOT GOOD." AND I. THROW MY UNICYCLE ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE. carport and the door and go inside. She's like, "What did I do?" She's like, "I'M SORRY. I'LL NEVER TELL YOU YOU DID. GOOD AGAIN." And I was like, "It's the. fact that you're lying to me and you're. saying I'm doing good when I'm not doing.
good." Did that ever make you all mad? So, when we just said that you weren't. good, Uhhuh. you still got mad. And when mom tells. you you did good, it's like me being like, it's like me. being like, "Guys, watch this. I can. jump in the air and do a backflip." And. then I jump in the air and I fall on my. butt. And you guys are like, "Wow, that's really good.". You aren't good at riding the unicycle. Well, I'd be doing that to you sometimes. No, no. I like what I was going to do. was going to be good. Yeah, but you can't do it. And then it. That was the moral of the story. What. was Okay. I hate I hate this guy.
This is not a musical podcast. Oh my god. For real. THAT'S WHAT Y'ALL TRY TO TURN. IT INTO. All like every 30 seconds like. I think it's time FOR A SONG. NO, IT'S NOT. OH MY GOSH. Oh my gosh. WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT. MUSICALS? I'M LIKE WATCHING the movie. and I'm into it and I'm like, "Oh, oh.". And then they're like, "And then I'm. like, oh no, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.". I KNOW. NO, IT'S like it's like, "No, I. just have to go on a walk and I have to.
dance and I just can't stop dancing.". Yeah. And then like 50 characters come out of. nowhere. I don't understand why musicals are a. thing. No, wait. We should do a musical. podcast. Hard to watch. Yeah, we should. Musicals are hard to. watch. But I wasn't. Yeah. Like like you know how like. whenever you say like someone says a. word like when she said moral you said. moral of the story she was like moral of. the story. Sorry you were talking. Moral of the story. And I I don't like when musicals they. act like like they're they're doing. something completely normal like going.
on a walk and then they all just break. out into into a song and like 50 people. are dancing. No. And then it stops and. they act like it didn't just happen. Well, that's it's just their world. That's the musical world. You ever seen High School Musical? Like. that one really gets me. They're just. like, "See you at school tomorrow. Bye." IT'S LIKE, "WHAT?" YEAH. OR LIKE. ONE OF THEM IS bullying the other one. and it's like, "Please stop bullying. me." And then like I'm getting You. remember the beginning of the one movie. where they're like, "Summer, Summer.". Did you guys ever do that in school?
Oh, High School Musical. Bro, if I was. locked in a prison that Oh my gosh, a. musical prison would be so much worse. In a prison, they said you can either. sit in prison by yourself with nothing. for one year or you have to sit in. prison for one day watching High School. Musical on repeat. I'm taking the year. That's such a privilege to be able to. just sit around and watch High School. Musical all day. Yeah. Like what? Sounds like a life sentence to me. Y'ALL ARE JUST. WAIT, CAN y'all float like that one. TikTok? Have they like.
like you know? Okay, but on a roll now, which one would. you take? One year? No. Logically, yes. No, no, no. I'm. changing it. One year, just normal prison. Normal prison. General normal prison. Okay. One year. or. nine months, but every day on those nine months, you. have to watch eight hours of High School. Musical. Eight hours of High School Musical. What do you mean? But I take the extra three months. Yeah, you take you take the extra. The extra three? Yeah, you have to.
I would like try to do what I said and. sing really good with the Wait, wait, wait, wait. Obviously, you guys are. going to take High School Musical. What. are you taking? Say it again. 9 months in prison. But you have to. listen to High School Musical 8 hours a. day for the 9 months every single day or. just one year in normal prison. Oh well, High School Musical. Cuz if. they make me watch it, that means I'm. safe. That means I'm safe. Actually, yeah. I. know. I don't feel like I'm going to do. too good in prison. So, like they can.
just lock me in a room. Hey, you know what I don't get? I don't. get how prisoners get so jacked. Yeah. Like I know lots of guys that go. to the gym every day and try to get. jacked and they have to eat like all. this protein and all the SHAKES AND THEN. IN PRISON they just get like rice in a. roll. They come OUT LOOKING LIKE THE. HULK. I KNOW THAT'S. NO, NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. ONE OF MY. FRIENDS WENT TO prison and he was show. he was showing me his before and after. Yeah. Was it fat? Well, he was fat when he went in. He was. skinny when he came out. He was like, "They didn't feed me in there.".
What? And then and then he came out, he was. like, "I'm getting fat again." He did. He got fat again. Really? Yeah. He actually shot somebody. That's. why. I'm returning to my normal state. He was like HE WAS LIKE, "I BECAME. SKINNY ON ACCIDENT. I'm not going back. to. How did he accidentally shoot somebody?". Oh, he Well, he accidentally shot. someone because um he was selling a. blaster. Oh. And then he thought the guy was reaching. for his blaster, so he just shot the guy. in the leg. He got scared. He was spooked. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I would have been.
spooked. And then yo, and then me and. Kate were in this incident. I think we. talked about this. Yeah, I know. I'm not going to say the. whole story cuz we've already talked. about it before. It was when me and Kate were trying to. catch this predator. and me and Michael and like all his. friends and this guy was there, the guy. that went to prison. Oh yeah. And he's a good guy though. We like him. He's super nice. He's changed now. He's a changed man and he's got kids and. everything, guys. Look at my leg muscle. And then Oh wow. Okay, keep going. And then we're talking. to this cop and this cop is like, "I.
feel like I know you." And then he goes, "You were there at my shooting." AND HE. WAS LIKE, "OH YEAH." AND THE COP WAS. LIKE, "YOU'RE OUT ALREADY.". AND THEY BOUGHT THEY BOUGHT OVER. THEY. ONLY GAVE ME LIKE TWO YEARS. AND HE WAS. LIKE, "OH, WOW. That's great. Last you. turn your life around." I was like, "What?" I was like, "First of all, you've been to prison." Like, "Hold on.". Yeah. And that's when you found out. Uh yeah. Yeah. And then and then he told me the whole. story. And that was when you we went to. Sonic and he showed me his before and. after.
And was he like surprisingly skinny? Yeah. I never I just thought he always. looked like that. I've never seen. someone go fat to skinny and their goal. is to go back to fat because they were. forced to go skinny. Very That's like reversal. MY GOAL MY GOAL BY THE end of the year. is to get a six-pack, maybe an eight. pack. Well, you know, the end of the year is. coming pretty close. Yeah, but I you better get started. I. can still do it. You can. I believe in you. Thank you. How's that going? Is there like at least. a two pack right now?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pink, pink, pink. Yeah. Anyways, is there a six-pack? So far, there's a fourack. Is that my shirt? I don't know. Kate gave it to me. Shirt. Yeah, cuz she's already worn all of my. shirts, so I'm like, I can't keep giving. her the same shirts over and over. Oh, shoot. So, now we're moved on to C. Yeah, I need to start uh bringing my own. shirts. I I keep forgetting because I. come straight from school. We filmed two episodes when we filmed. the podcast. So, we have to like change. like. Yeah. Like we all went and changed as if we. weren't just wearing another outfit.
before this. Yeah. Liar. She's lying. This is a different. day. It's a different day. Yeah. We We scheduled multiple filming. days. That never has happened. Wait, but guys, do you want to see my. workout journey? Yeah. Um, so. workout journey? Tell me to do anything right now and I. will. Wait, no. I thought you meant progress. push-ups. Okay. Okay. Oh, I'm getting good. I'll be kind of impressed. You are? I'm getting good. Cash has seen me in. the gym. I'll be kind of impressed. Here. I need to just put my feet like this cuz. my socks are.
one. Go down. Two. All the way down. Touch your nose. Three. Touch your nose. Four. Four. Come on. Touch your nose. PUMP THEM OUT. FIVE. Come on. Let's go. Got it. Six. COME ON. SEVEN. EIGHT. TWO MORE. I'M SO EXCITED. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. PUSH. PUSH. YEAH. IVAN.
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. THAT'S THAT'S GOOD. WAIT. M. DO 10 PUSH-UPS. My arms aren't that strong. It's okay. No. Do 10 push-ups real quick. My arms are not strong, but do it real. quick. I'm okay. After I was humbled, just do 10 push-ups. really quick. Okay. Why? Just do them with me. No, I'm concerned. I want to see who can do it faster. Oh my god. Faster? Yeah. Like first one to 30? No. First one to 10. 10. Not 30. Hold. up. Okay. Ready, set, go. No. No. No. No. Oh, wait. I'll count down.
Okay. Oh, but wait. This isn't fair. I. can't. I got to do these. You got to do. these two. What? Cuz my my wrist your disability. My disability. What? I can't I can't do them this way. This is. weird. I I don't like to do it this way. either. NO. NO. YOU CAN'T DO IT THAT. WAY. HE'S CHEATING. 10. NO, LISTEN. My wrist, I can't bend them. like this or my left one cuz I hurt it. So, you got to do them like that. This is a pie. Are we doing this? Do it. like this. Look at how emotional they're getting. Are you ready? They're so whiny.
One, two, three. Nose. Seven. M one. Okay. He totally cheated. I did not cheat. NO, HE TOTALLY CHEATED. WHAT? I don't know. I wasn't looking. Run it back. I was not cheating. your. knees or something. No, I'm just hecka fast. No, did you do this? No, I'm just faster than you. I'm faster. in a running race. I'm faster at. push-ups. No, he's not faster than. My muscles are faster than yours. What What do y'all want to see me do. next? Wait, I started doing push-ups, too.
Oh, Kate, SHOW US YOUR KATE'S BEEN. PRACTICING to do a push-up. because after I was humbled on the last. episode where I tried to do a push-up, I. said, "This is ridiculous. I have to be. able to. All right, grandma.". She was at the gym. She does a push-up. and the trainer guy there comes up to. her and he's like, "Maybe you should. start against the wall." And by start. against the wall, this is what he meant. And I started against the wall and I've. gone far. Oh, let's see. So, she had to keep in.
mind where she started pushing herself. off a wall. Okay, so let's see it. Let's. see it. You got it, Kate. Before and after. Okay, come on. You got it. Oh, okay. So close. She's got to go up against the wall a. couple more times. I literally. All right. Do one with your knees. Do. one with your knees. No, I started laughing. Let me try. again. Okay. Okay. All right. You got Come on, Kate. No one can no one like say anything or. distract you. Yeah, we we won't. Don't worry.
Okay, you got this. Come on. GET UP. GET UP. WE'LL COUNT IT. WE'LL COUNT IT. WOW. THAT'S GOOD. LET'S GO. That That was good. That was good. Yeah. Guys, just remember WHERE I STARTED. OKAY. WAIT. WAIT. BUT LET'S DO a competition. to see who can hold this pose for as. long as possible. Oh, no.
She doesn't. What are you doing, Har? She was like 360 nocope. to to DOLPHIN DIVE. SHE TALKED BEFORE SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS. DOING. All right, guys. So, actually, I just. want to say this is the end of the. podcast. Thank you guys so MUCH FOR WATCHING. IF. YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, GO CHECK OUT OUR. NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL, LOL. It's called the LOL Club. Link in the.
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