We Pierced His Belly Button!

I thought that I would demonstrate what. I used to do in high school for fun. because obviously these piercings didn't. just pop up on my ear I volunteer cash. you want to piercing going to pierce his. ear you're fine a straight jacket for. let me out of the straight jacket let me. out of the straight jacket I'll tell you. when the needle's coming okay has the. needle no she doesn't you guys ready. there's no way you're you're fine what. does water smell M dud smell it. ell let me smell it a.

cash I sped a little shoot in the. butt guys I feel like on this podcast we. just talk about our bad decisions we've. made our bad decisions or your bad. decisions mostly mine and cashes and. Harpers but you know yeah maybe we talk. about y'all's bad decisions today no. maybe are we rolling. yeah why'd youall look at me cuz you're. the one who's always like no no no. restart well cuz you know I don't say my.

timer but I guess if y'all want to start. rolling we can roll yeah we're rolling. and I think we should talk about y'all's. bad decisions today personally okay what. has bad decisions have you guys made. well what are you what are you trying to. get out of us I don't know drama. something good for the audience you know. something and you want us to say. something specific and if we don't then. you're going to make us look like trash. so go ahead and tell us what we've done. wrong yep we don't know anything you've. done wrong but Harper is always talking. about her bad decisions she's made I'll. tell you a bad decision about I'm. talking about oh today bad decision that.

happened today was Kinsey and I went. shopping that was a bad decision a great. decision actually yeah maybe we should. have talk about the their decisions I. don't know if we want to know it all. yeah y'all actually just protect your. peace okay just don't know anything. y'all had to have made some other bad. decisions in your life besides just. shopping no I think we're actually like. perfect really yeah I think we're pretty. good what about dying your hair that was. a good decision and I refuse to let. Maverick Baker make me feel bad no no no. no D you're really hitting her where it. hurts you know you know she doesn't like.

her hair dye does she not no it's not. that I don't like it you told me you. don't like it I said I think it's a. little dark did you mean now or just in. life I in life but I was just saying I. made some bad decisions when it comes to. hair color that's my point here is your. hair color you're trying to dye it back. to Natural that doesn't mean I didn't. like my blonde hair that means that. means I got tired of it I've had blonde. hair for 5 years Kate why do you talk. like that I've had blonde hair for 5. years you talk so like you're not. interested in being here at all yep I've.

had blonde hair for 5 years well y'all. are just like see you're still doing it. no y'all are just like no no you're. still doing you're not talking like how. you normally talk yeah talk like a. person well you guys are just like. targeting us and it's she's still. talking like a robot it's a robot like. maybe you like when me and cash have a. conversation it goes like this hey dude. what' you do today oh you know nothing. much I just you know what hey dude hey. dude what' you do today oh you know. nothing much just act like a normal. human no that was pretty robotic of you. yeah that that sounds like a robot.

trying to act like a. human fake fake news just acting like a. human here no uh let's see I can think. of some bad decisions y'all have. made he's just targeting us what no I'm. not just like in the mood to be the. couch today but it was intense huh does. get in moods to want to just make people. mad he does and he's in one of those. moods right now he's like enjoying the. thought of making us mad what yeah look. at the grin on his face no he's scheming. I'm not going to do anything dude you. have such a punchable face I'm not even.

going to cap you want to punch it like. no no but like it like for real like. punching M's face just makes makes you. feel like a little less bad than. punching anyone else really like Harper. are you okay you haven't said a single. word I'm I'm tired man me too I'm not. going to cap I'm very tired this. jellyfish juice will wake you up it's. really good I don't want that you drink. it drink it full of energy man take a. tiny sip full that came straight out of. theath imagine that was a whole energy. drink the bathtub M you take a sip no.

okay somebody's got take a sip of that. there's definitely some stuff growing on. those jellyfish that is not safe oh my. gosh wait take them out no okay we got. jellyish yeah the jellyfish has seaweed. oh yeah loser has to drink it loser. drink hold it up look at his. face your head looks huge yeah somebody. has to drink the jellyfish water all. right what game should we play they. might get sick so it should probably be. cash what what you take vitamins you. have a strong immune system you always. say that I for take my vitamins this. morning this man has a whole Pharmacy on.

his side table there's like 20 pill. bottles and I got strong bones oh yeah. got 20 pill bottles that's why your. ankle snaps every five seconds I got. very strong. bones I got vitamin D what we Vin e. vitamin F how we play a game called who. can fall asleep the fastest what's going. on why is everyone so tired yeah Kate. you're making me not want to do the. episode these pants were part of our bad. decision today and they're buttery soft. they're the best pants ever I got.

them cash there's like they're actually. amazing oh yo what's up guys you're. probably wondering what I'm doing here. well I'm bringing you the biggest news. you've ever heard in your entire life. that's right entire life the LOL podcast. is doing our second ever live show in. New York City on January 4th so if you. guys want to come see all of us live go. over to the lolp podcast. net to get. your tickets right now are we good tou. touch they look like they have a wrinkle. on them permanently no that's the pleet.

wow it's like nice pants but also cozy. pants yeah they're nice someone's got to. drink this all right well then let's. play why don't you drink it all right. what should we play Rock Paper Scissors. I'm down all right you two rock paper. scissors and then you two rock paper. scissors and then okay ready Rock Paper. Scissors Shoot they can't see your hand. oh no well he threw paper and Harper. threw scissors best out of three no it's. best out of one all right what best out. of one it's always best out of one. unless you clarify before.

it is always best out of three no it's. not M yeah it is yeah it is even she. knows ready are you ready you Mo the. thing bro Harper you shouldn't have said. that all but you already had the winot. Harper you played yourself you just. played yourself so hard okay so now. you're going to have to play now now the. girls play well we're playing best out. of one okay fine right okay. what ready that's risky Rock Paper. Scissors Shoot no okay now it's you and. Harper no what you going to play for the.

loser position yeah no cuz then we play. cash whoo you volunteered to go last no. no no you did no it's not the losers. bracket yet no it's not okay you're. right it's all three of. you okay but like I like I I'm getting. cheated here no you're not no you're not. you literally chose to be alive you. chose you said H you guys go first like. you said. that um well I take it back it's too. late man this is fine all three of us.

ready it goes until one person beats the. both and then the other two battle It Up. Wait what if you throw paper she throws. Rock and I throw scissors well you. obviously didn't just listen to me it. goes until one person beats both of them. and then the two losers battle okay I'm. ready wait so first person to get a win. lost over there KY lost okay ready it's. me Harper and kiny ready Rock Paper. Scissors. Shoot rock paper scissors. Sho oh Harper l no no no no no so one. person beats both.

Rock Paper Scissors Shoot this is going. to take forever Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot rock Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot she won. both wow wow okay it's me you you should. have walked away with your win earlier. you put yourself you are now in the. losers bracket no what how am I here I. don't feel like this is my type of. bracket what all right you are always in. the losers Brack you're born there buddy. wait I I'm still so confused on what. we're doing the loser's going to drink. out of that is that yes that really.

sucks for. y ready out of three okay she wants. scissors shck paper scissors shot no no. I can't. Drinker I can't har please please throw. let's talk about what we're going to. throw all right it was it was out of one. so he had. to wait wait wait wait what are you. going to throw throw what what do you. mean who what do you mean what are you. going to throw what are you going to. throw rock papor scissors oh you see.

Ready Cash what are you going to throw. be honest you'll see be honest with me. scissors cash what are you going to. throw I'm going to throw rock and kill. you okay and then we can battle it out. like a real man's game at a tiebreaker. are you ready okay all right you throw. scissors okay and I'm going to throw. rock all ready now don't you switch it. all you ready don't switch it I won't I. swear cuz I actually I wanted to be more. intense for the people. okay shoot no. you.

oh don't hit her I didn't she bled me. she wants me to get Aly a disease here. you. go no it's like absurdly large slushing. around it's not like water be so sick. dude you got to drink okay actually for. real there's algae growing all over. these things well you have to drink it. cuz he lost why did you just it's a fun. guys I can't I can't Alex just walked. across like in front of all the cameras.

what did what did you do M and Alex I. caught them in the garage doing. something weird hey we ain't plotting. nothing I open up the garage door to. show Harper's mom how dirty our garage. was you made that sound wrong and no uh. we were plotting something okay and. plots be plotting that's is your plot in. that box but Harper go go get that box. and see what's in it okay no don't do. that I say we open the box anyone who. wants to open the box can open the box. really oh yeah I'll open box oh you can.

open Harper's gone she said she needed a. minute what is she doing what what are. you doing har you going to unplug our. camera what are you doing she needs to. charge her phone what are you doing for. a phone charger there's. charou [ __ ] camera there's one behind. the couch the podcast just turns off hey. you got to charge your phone don't you. think I forgot no there's not one back. there Harbor guys there's not one there. was I feel like we should guys don't. acknowledge it Kinsey listen uh I think. we have forgotten something what do we.

forget you're drinking the juice no yes. you are you're not getting out of I hit. it behind me I I thought we forgot about. the little squid juice I was so happy. too I moved it behind me and no one said. nothing I don't care to see you drink it. oh perfect that sucks cuz I do well look. at her she's like searching like you're. on podcast you don't even need your. phone I do dude she grabbed like the. craziest looking charger that's not. anide charger man you are desperate look.

at that thing there we go oh there you. go here got you I'll play in behind. me. thanks this is crazy this man's over. here you just broke the prong could you. not like plug it in into the drywall no. I think it's charging all right your. phone's charging we're good yeah but. like could you like plug it into the. actual so socket cuz like I just I'd. prefer for. that uh perhaps it might charge faster.

there bro yeah we don't know no I'd just. rather be in the no no no trust me it's. charging I'd just rather it be in the. phone why man she's geeking about her. phone charger right now who's texting. you so that you need your phone like. right this second I don't even care. anymore it's gonna yall fine once this. podcast comes out what everything's fine. now what what what. everything kid okay M what's in the box. no juice. in the Box let's change the topic change.

the topic yeah you saw what's in the box. you keep your mouth shut for a little. bit all right listen listen oh he's got. to drink the juice what's in the box M. drink the juice Harper yeah what's in. the box it's your mom drink the juice. cash you I hate that okay all. right what what is it drink the juice. whoa whoa yeah drink the juice not my. eyes drink the juice cash my eyes drink. it this was a good plot m.

Maverick you remember what happened with. that yeah I do drink the juice man it's. payback it's on ver guys pop up a clip. of what happened last time we touched. this thing and it's not nice it does not. not nice thr that thing away my eyes are. like hurting thinking you did I drove. out to the Waste Management Field and I. dug this thing out my bare hand I'm just. going to oh I got you I got I got you I. got you I got you okay I got you wait. she's geeking out that her phone isn't. right now I was just well he broke it so.

I'm not sure that's going to work. anymore Cash Cash protect your eyeball. broken I was just I was that's F that. thing's a strong charger okay uh I was. just like I'm very sorry Harper but it. appears that this thing is destroyed. give give it to Alex he can figure out. he'll plug it. in I'm really not concerned about the. phone I want you I really want you to. drink that juice before I oh my gosh m i. m don't aim that at my eyes I would. never aim it at your eyes wait give it. to me I I would never do that to.

somebody after what you did to me that. just like straight maybe I I don't. really know it's not yeah we're going to. need uh we're going to need just give it. to me maybe why are you freaking. happening it's at 4 it's. alive yeah I thought her phone was dead. this whole time it was probably charging. being in the wall wow here you want me. to do it no I I bet I could do it fre. fash I got. pliers plier as hands so is that what. was in the Box no yeah this was.

backup he decided that he thinks he's. not GNA drink the juice you drink the. bloody juice or you the bloody juice. drank the what are those things called. jellyfish juice oh sorry here's the. thing here's the thing guys I want to. drink it what I'm thirsty but Alex can. you plug your phone. in look it'll be greatly. appreciated oh he took a drink and you. missed it Ma he didn't take a drink now. I I'm.

that's not true oh my thirst is quenched. come on drink it okay just let me let me. tell you something okay i' love to hear. a story tell you something let me i'. love to hear a story yes. so if I if I drink this wait I feel like. it's kind of like any last words M stop. seriously that thing is. damaging well his eye doesn't look too. damag yeah I came outside I want to. drink this because I'm thirsty okay but. we have um um important stuff coming up.

soon and if I'm sick you won't be sick. uh the algae says different no no no. this is pretty much drinking pond water. this has been in here for the last like. four years listen my friend I have drank. water straight out of the Alpine uh. Fountain okay okay you'll be fine wait. spray my hand try to spray it and see. what happens no I actually can't I know. how many shots are in this you guys. can't see it up close but there is nasty. like algae like there's green stuff. growing on those jellyfish literally on. the whole side of the thing yeah eat it. drink it hand I'm going to do.

it all right you moveing three Cash. drink it you lost s okay since my health. is on the line we should take a vote. raise your hand if you think I should. drink it that's your Alex even the. cameraman said yes wait what I don't. think that you should have to drink that. at all actually she's like I wanton. drink it. dude your hope is not on the line listen. no one's saying drink the whole thing.

that would be deadly I think we all. agree that's not a good idea I think. drinking it at all is deadly no. unfortunately drinking it is got to. you'll be okay fine I'm going to drink. it but when I'm sick tomorrow you guys. are all if I throw up it's I'm throwing. up on I'm throwing it up in a bucket. show putting it on all of y'all's beds. you would do that to me cuz we share a. bed yes I would yeah I want to see the. water in your mouth like you have to. take a b kidding I actually actually I. don't want to see that he's going to be.

so dramatic he's going to be complaining. about it later he's going to dump the. whole thing on his face that's what he's. about to do I can tell yeah you have to. open it too oh that's disgusting why. have we never done no one's saying to. dump it on your face just so you know. but he's going to cuz he's no one's. making you do that no he's trying to. like make that happen because like. there's a lid's take the little plastic. In The Middle come off the little thing. in the middle there's like a LD all. right. link the noise it made. what why you keep looking at the wall.

here oh my gosh cash do not jump that. through the. wall cash don't if you don't drink that. I'm shooting you in the face okay okay. okay in the face in the face we saw what. happened last time some yeah but I have. to make a threat here I go here I go the. lid is off and there is you have to show. the water your mou you got to see the. water in your mouth we have to see it we. have you guys ready there's no way. you'rea bro you're fine just it's just. green water but why does water smell M. wait can I smell it can I smell it.

her face SM SM not sanitary smell it oh. that smells like an aquarium tank let. me I smelled a little okay you want to. smell shoot him shoot him shoot him in. the. butt I think it's. empty oh there it go oh.

my. go it's soing wet everywhere oh my. goodness I got P water in my. hair oh my God I'm such an instigator. I'm the best oh my goodness did you tell.

him to do that no no don't put that at. me I got the gun to make him do that he. trying to shoot my. eyes that's crazy yeah that was crazy. that you just poured that all over why. is the water all foggy all the come here. all right why here he wants to use you. as a human. shield he's got a. charger you want to fill it up with the. pond water oh that's vile. this thing is huge why does it not hold.

that much water yeah I don't know it's. Ultra powerful I know that look at my. bruise oh look at that look where you. got him look where you shot him that's. not where you shot him she's trying to. shoot him again I know want it's empty. it's empty this podcast is off to a. chaotic start yeah give it to Al give it. to Al give it stop e that my. face wrong here's the thing it's. outrageous where did everybody go my La. pad is all wet wait where did everybody. go uh they ran away when that they.

started firing everybody took cover. except me I stay here to watch I to see. what's going to happen man I almost got. shot is all over the I almost got. shot our couch is so I cause so much. chaos all the time. okay kios Kos you ever seen kios I'm not. coming out of the wall until you guys. give me the water gun I'm freezing now. smells like rotten water that was wrong.

of him to dump that on you what yeah I. did you tell him to do that no I told. him to drink it you saw it was a Spur. the moment thing I'm wearing a white. shirt well go change oh my gosh this is. this is crazy well this episode is not. going how I. thought sorry keny I'm freezing if it. helps my butt is very cold oh God I hope. it. hurts here we go wait no Alice Alice. what the oh 64. that is something watch the eyes watch.

the. ey. cash. listen come back. out that's a good shot that was good. from the hip. too make a deal okay what's the. deal come here let me tell you what you. got to get. closer okay bring scoot the mic in a.

little bit to. him I need safety glasses talk to your. mic okay first give me a pair of safety. glasses why does it sound like he's like. so far away y'all hear. that KY don't don't shoot don't shoot. the computer yeah what computer the one. in the. room you're like pointing right at don't. sh the oh it's fine proba okay you close.

it actually oh my God you look so brette. it looks so good ktie has been gone a. while what do you want cash we're going. to talk we're not going to shoot you we. just want to talk okay well I'm not. coming out no you can come out we're not. going to shoot you here I'll just get. out it looks like she's going to shoot. me she's not going to shoot you just. come on out man we just want you to. drink the pond. water listen I'm not getting wet again. that water looks extra foggy now listen. that thing will take my eye out no one's. going to shoot you if you just come out. and drink the pond water I can't come.

out you're not really in a place to make. demands here I mean yeah you're going to. have to come out you got 5 Seconds to. come out or I'm coming through the hole. is you don't want that five four I see. you what are you Wall-E or something two. cash rain on there dude literally my. umbrella protected me cash you need to. come out it's.

dripping cash listen come outside and. you. won y know that feeling when your socks. are wet when your socks are wet oh I'm. sorry I did not mean anything I just. said keny you should shoot both of them. I should you should shoot both I didn't. do no I didn't do anything told him to. shot watch me let's forget instigated. this whole he's trying to escape out. that side I saw him walk by I'll I'll. guard.

him okay okay okay come on through. cash wait we got actual important. equipment in there we got to be careful. with the water but out here what is that. that's cash that's Maverick it's a. Maverick doll that's Maverick you guys. can get one of these at Cash. maverick.com no you can't get those. anymore no limited edition wait guys the. water's soaking through my towel and my. butt's still getting wet okay they're. just playing water gun fight inid.

podcast guys hello oh what is that whoa. I thought that was water what is. that there's like cash just come out and. drink the pond water and it can all be. over all right I'm sick of this what are. you doing cash you going to dump it on. just drink it cash and you should have. just drink it earlier it's a lot more. foggy looking now it smells like bacon. oh o bacon oh my gosh drink the water. I'm so stressed what if I get wet again.

through the hole no you have to come out. here and drink it no you have to come. out here and drink it come on out. literal water make him come out here you. have to come out where I'm pouring. covered in water Cas you come out or she. pulls pours it all over cold what she's. going to you have to deal with it she's. going to pour it all over Kate if you. don't come out okay I'll stay in here. what okay you either come out right now. and drink or I'm going to pour this on. you and put the. no you.

guys what just. happened I will shoot Gerald no. you the eyeball no come out and drink. the pond water 10 seconds to what to. drink the pond water P Water pond water. yeah 10 hold this I'd hate for something. to happen to. him wait wait oh no. n uhoh eight oh J going to get it ky ky.

listen no okay okay give me some okay I. can't even reach I can't even reach the. pwn water I can't even reach it get out. the. hole come outside the you're going to. shoot me no she's not just listen to me. no one can shoot you last chance no okay. okay okay I'm coming out I'm coming out. he's coming out he's coming out he's. coming out here he com I'll shoot him. he's coming out he's coming out.

[Music]. [Music]. you broke. it dude this is I don't even know what's. going on right now they're like they're. this is crazy oh.

my this is crazy this is the most. Chaotic episode I've ever had on guys. everything is. soaked dude my phone is completely so my. oh my gosh destroyed this thing is. soaking wet oh my. gosh all you had to do is drink the pond. water that's insane so cold. that was crazy can we take a 10 minute.

time out just sit down no we're fine. everything's fine everybody sit down. everything is wet this is like not epod. I'm going to continue from right here. cuz my seat is. soed that's like not all right why this. episode just started don't she's pliers. on her I'll pull your teeth out. no but seriously seriously cash call it.

be done be done why is the thumbnail. supposed to. be Tru truce everyone to be fair she was. last on you we where did our cameraman. go we built an inside water park lowy. that's what this. is I'm kind of surprised if all the mics. are still working yeah hello can you. hear me so much chaos yeah I really. don't like it guys I know is my mic. working guys we got water all over our. ceiling. we got water my phone is soaked cameras.

are soaked Umbrella Please boards are. soaked oh my phone microphones are. soaked that was your own my artwork is. soaked no come out girl I'm scared I. think it's important to remember who. initiated this whole thing and that. would be cash the one cowered behind the. couch right now I just said let's play. Rock Paper Scissors to drink it which he. agreed with he was laughing my favorite. thing m is laughing go back like maybe. seven minutes a I'm such an instigator.

I'm the best well I just brought Spong M. yeah what am I in your. head sorry I'm sorry don't mind me L uh. well I would just like I don't know what. you're going to do with that water just. don't I don't even know if we can all be. friends anymore that was pretty crazy. that everything went wrong our ceiling. is wet everything's wet yeah our ceiling. is wet that's not good is it one time I. got slime stuck on my.

oh one time I got slime on my uhoh are. our cameras wet uh dude does anyone want. to talk about how K or keny was shooting. cash straight in the butt as he going. through the hole saw that was I think. our cameras are fun just CHS of water. shot straight out his. butt and he's stuck in a hole do no to. go so helpless and his hands are on the. other side so he can't hide his butle. does that thing actually hurt oh I mean. it nearly took my eye out.

nearly this is very sharp this feels. like an episode that it is unsafe to not. have I swear this feels like it's going. to get like a flag on I see cash oh my. gosh. cash wow she's safe it's actually very. waterproof well the floor is ruined are. you good K I'm this episode is brought. to you by polka dot. umbrellas that is crazy. I'm dry as can be under here that's.

crazy all right guys let's get in our. seats come on no okay what was I don't. even remember what we what were we. talking about I think this whole episode. has been about the pond water oh might. as well just title it pond water we're. talking about Joe Biden what yall. remember that Joe Byron all right um can. uh SE can you please put the pliers down. and M can you come out of hiding I'm. actually super comfortable back. here oh dang Al cameraman's knocking. stuff everything's wet it's horrible. should we just restart no no we're good.

everybody just get in their seats come. on it's C we got this we can reset here. no we can't chair is soaking yeah. I'm E I just sit I'll just sit on the. edge is it safe to if every episode I. was always back here like this that. would be nice that'd be crazy all right. huh if every episode I was just always. back here I never had a chair why did. y'all do that what did I did you started. it we had simple demands all right since. that happened now you have to put a. whole jellyfish in your mouth and in. like in like eat it for you guys are. trying to get me sick that jellyfish has.

literally algae all over it that. jellyfish is crazy since you do that you. have to get you have to get the uh. Jellyfish put it in your mouth for 10. seconds that's all I'm waiting for the. one person who thinks it's real. jellyfish and they're like the poor. jellyfish my butet yeah now you're fine. um where you going where are you going. now why she back out guys everybody come. sit. down Kate's gone she's using the. bathroom now I don't even know what she. dude so much has happened I'm not going. to lie I forgot what the thumbnail even. was CLE dude it's.

fine eat jelly dish next to your foot yo. eat my foot how about that huh she might. be careful you ask I was the one who. sucked at Rock Paper Scissors Shoot what. she told you she lied you lied to me a. little while you said you were going. scissors you don't trust Harper Zelmer D. I learned that early on how did I go. through two pairs of pants in one. episode two yeah this is another pair of. pants the third yeah well her first pair. was her new pair and y'all got them all.

wet so she went and changed into these. and now these are all wet yeah and I. should go put on another pair but I'm. going to push through where's my lip. balm where's my super dang it dude I. just bought that oh Harper has it no I. don't she has it right she's going to. steal it these are mine I left them. yesterday get up no it's probably. downstairs huh here we go our seats. so what the heck has a dry sea except. for me that's going to be way too noisy.

bro no we're good oh I like this it's. kind of like I can put my feet on it. like this yeah this is mine actually. we're. good uhhuh what they're jealous we're. smarter than them yeah they're all. sitting on wet seats. wow couldn't be us he instigates the. whole thing and then proceeds to bully. the rest of the no no no y'all are first. off instigation is an art okay second. you can never blame the instigator they. never technically did anything I didn't. do anything I think if there's one.

person at fault here it would be nobody. to blame but me I think it would be you. no Y what did I do I did nothing you. demanded cash drink jellyfish water. after he lost his own game and then you. and then you pulled out a very powerful. water gun and threatened him with it and. then you just waited did I ever shoot. anyone no you just waited until someone. else did you provided everything no he. poured the pond water on Kenzie causing. her spped hand to be forced had I. dropped it I didn't mean to pour it on. her I think it all could have been.

avoided if Maverick didn't bring pond. water and a powerful water gun to set. that's possibly true that's that's. probably that's accurate okay uh but I. did and it's not my fault if I bring. some things and you guys happen to just. cause chaos that's not my fault how is. that my fault it's like bringing drugs. to a party yeah and if someone does them. it's not. you no I'm kidding that's a joke uh M. Baker is okay with drugs you want here. first.

no no just the ones cash takes on his. nice Dan the vitamins yeah he likes them. vitamins I do I eat a lot of vitamins I. have healthy bones he does he's got very. healthy bones some say the healthiest. some might would say that uh some might. would also say there's still pond water. in this I can't I thought I could pucker. through and pucker is the wrong word. don't ever say that again when talking. about your pants that was the wrong word. make it through but my pants are.

so what. yeah no don't finish. get I thought I could Puck her through I. don't know if this is acceptable for the. internet no listen talking about he. don't got a bud he just has kneecaps up. there what literally I thought I thought. I would be able to make it through this. whole episode in these pants but now. there's water all over these pants so. I'm going to go change for a second time.

that's what I'm talking about why do you. leave like what what want anybody to see. the water on her butt cuz she was. puckering you know can't see can't let. no one see Catch You puckering. noap W I don't even know what should we. talk about now dude who wants to drink. this it's definitely full of something I. don't know what's in. here uh I mean I I probably wouldn't. drink that if I were you is there is. there any other things we can play root. paper scissors over I mean we can play. Rock Pap who wants to eat whatever's in.

Harper's hand what is that it's my bom. my lip liner yeah oh no how about we. wait we had something we were going to. do lipstick taser what was it guys I. don't know lip taser no not the lipstick. taser dude I would love to actually have. a lipstick taser except I don't feel. like a guy could pull it off I feel like. the we just filmed a while back like the. uh lie detector test pull your mic down. nobody can ever see your face dog there.

you go you're right you want to see your. beautiful face MAV oh dude are you sure. you think you really think yeah okay no. one wants you actually wonder that and. like when you were like little what if. people would want to see my beautiful. face yeah like like I wonder if people. like actually think I'm beautiful what. like yeah I still wonder that. sometimes like do y'all ever wonder like. I wonder if they think I'm beautiful Oh. you mean like you're like oh I think I'm. attractive but do other people actually. think I'm attractive or they just being. kind and say you know what's crazy I. thought about this you are what you.

think everyone else thinks you are what. if you're like you are what no in your. head you are what you think everyone. else thinks you are false how is that. false all right then I think I'm the. hottest girl in you are what you think. everyone else thinks you are that's what. he just said Einstein I I'm repeating it. okay okay for confirmation before I tell. you you're wrong oh really oh wow she's. making sure you're wrong up in your head. your your personality that you think you. are is what you think everyone else. thinks you are how cuz what if you're.

like super pretty and you think you're. ugly and so everyone like oh she's ugly. if you think everyone else thinks you're. ugly than you think you're ugly oh yes. well that's kind of true if everyone. thinks you're ugly you're. ugly that's what I'm saying well that's. you are what you think everyone else. thinks you. are I'm I'm you're you're saying it. wrong what am I you're saying you are. what you think everyone else thinks you. are yeah MTH you've said that it sounds. statement that statement means if I. think everyone else thinks I'm ugly then.

I'm ugly that's that's that's a fact. actually if everyone votes that you're. ugly you're just an ugly person I'm. sorry no it's what you other people. think yes so if you think that's. projecting I could say right now I think. Harper thinks I'm ugly that means I'm. ugly but Harper never said that no but. if you thought man everybody everyone's. getting lost this conversation is Bor. Kate please come back oh she's back up a. whole new fit what the heck what's in. your hand dude Kate never looks like. she's ready to shoot an episode what is. she doing please stop K what she doing.

please stop what was that and what are. those okay they're Cash's pajama pants. yeah because I'm all out of. pants I have no more you guys ruined. them all and my laundry is not done so. this is all I have this is the Kate we. were looking for yeah there we go not hi. my name is Kate and I like to talk. mewn I wish I could have brought last. night who wants to see my face whoo. Harper is so good flip yourself upside.

down and show everybody that right now I. got you no flip yourself upside down put. your leg up here you did that with. eyeliner and lip. liner put the leg. up what is happening look at that put. your head down put your head down put. your head down no one can see. it wow that's. fantastic that's pretty CR time don't. Rite it upside down and you want it to. do. that well. what I brought a surprise to set today.

oh yeah more surpris this is great yes. so actually what's what Maverick said at. the beginning of today's episode has. been sticking with me oh what bad. decisions Have y'all made I haven't made. a single bad decision in my entire life. actually really but if it were if you. were to consider all of my decisions a. bad one mhm this would be a bad decision. probably which one so when I was 15. years old I opened up my own piercing. company um can you please that makes. this make sense these all look like very. painful objects yeah so I thought I.

would demonstrate what I used to do in. high school because I wanted all these. piercings this oh yeah Harper your mic. you're right you're right um I thought. that I would demonstrate what I used to. do in high school for fun because. obviously these piercings didn't just. pop up on my ear so so what what I. volunteer cash what the heck good idea. you want a piercing to Pier his ear I. got he deserves it he pour water. piercing let's God do a belly piercing.

that's like what all the belly button. boy belly button boy. piercing belly button piercing this boy. does come on l no one's piercing my. belly you know what's fun is when I was. in high school I was like I wanted a. belly button piercing so. bad and I bought the ring and everything. okay way but I could never get the. strength to do it to myself oh and then. eventually I just grew out of wanting. one so I have a single belly button ring. from when I was 15 16 years old who we.

putting it on it's so pretty and pink. wait do you want to no heck no I don't. want a belly button piercing now let me. see it's pink it's that's a pretty thick. needle I'm not going to lie I can get I. think I can get this through Cash's. belly button you're not stabbing my. belly button that's because you drink. the P Water I I would rather drink the. pond water every morning than my belly. button drink the pond water then listen. it's okay I am not I'm going to pass out. this is CRA listen I got my little be B. tin holder this is where I hold on my. piercing needles that's I'm not.

unprofessional okay okay I lowkey. piercing no we're doing cash I'm doing. cash is fine lay down cash wait what is. this oh my gosh it's a tin full of. needles I told you I don't think that. this it's the same size as wow just has. needles in here I'll just push it. through twice ant surgeon thing podcast. turns tattoo shop this is crazy cash get. get on your back no I'm not doing that. lay down you're not St me with this the. water do you want us to force you do you.

want a belly bun piercing or you want to. drink the jellyfish water where's the. gun whoa no no no more of any of this. why am I getting bullied this episode I. don't understand yeah you filled it up. again keny that's out of water no he. filled it up no he didn't yes he did no. it's out of water oh no it's oh it has. water it's got 57 more shots fine shoot. me get on the ground shoot. me over me can I get my umbrella out. first what the.

chill chill get down cash she's not. going to hit me with it oh she'll hit. you with it she's not yes she will she's. not going to on you oh now she will do. that. okay well you just let us so chaos. everyone can someone hold down Harper. get the piercing done Harper cash we. don't want to do this okay haror okay. okay okay you're forcing our hands okay. on the ground on the ground lay down no. on the ground belly button stop no heing.

me let. go I I'm. scared this is not fair okay you can. that up the sink okay no we got to. pierce we got to do a piercing we got to. do a piercing time to get it's not fair. that God Made Men biologically stronger. cuz they don't deserve it do because. their brains are smaller so their body. should be two what. okay cash can you please can you take.

your pickup needle do you want I'm not. guys no one's y'all aren't stabbing me y. y l say cash we're going to stab you. that means you're not a real man do you. want Oh little girls get their belly but. pierced bro you're scared they actually. want to pierce my belly button you do. you want do you want a sewing needle or. a push pin pick one it's so embarrassing. no one is stabbing me. I no I would recommend I would recommend. a sewing needle too push pins are a. little bit low budget. no I think this listen I'm not.

unprofessional I have I have pierced so. many people I even sterilized no listen. what are you she's sterilizing the. needle oh she's do that all the time I. would trust her oh now it's sterilized. it's not obviously it's not sterilized. you got to put alcohol on it to kill all. the bacteria now yeah and then drop it. in the pond water how many times have. you done this Kate way way too many. cash how many how many I actually have. one of my former clients in the house. with us yeah here C lay down it's time. for your button no one's buttoning my.

button we're putting your buttons on. come on no's buttoning my button you're. no fun cash M can you please hold them. down this is crazy get down get your. belly button out is there like a way we. can threaten him to get him down let me. just take this needle get down okay come. here MAV I'm down I'll get my belly. button okay I got you no let Kate do it. though I want Kate to do it not you yeah. I'm the Prof OB not you no no let me. your belly button you got no idea what. you're doing I'm going to stab him now.

ask he prob thinks it goes like straight. into the belly. button. just I'm just like right Pier my in no. obviously Maverick m not qualified for B. button piercing not M said M said he's. fine with you doing it so you should go. do that cash but it's just not that like. it's you having one is funny okay we. dropped a needle You Dropped a needle oh. we're gonna have to sanitize that again. needle in here. do we have anything I can threaten him.

with do I look like I get belly button. piercings yeah you look like a low life. Kate now get out of here what what grab. the oh go sit down go sit down just if. you don't let her push it through your. she's trying to act like she's going to. pierce me no J lay down this is actually. ridiculous like all y this is normal. this is fine just down at least let her. pierce your ear that won't hurt it. literally does. literally 5-year-old girls let her.

pierce your belly button 5-year-old. girls get their belly button let her. pierce your belly but okay maybe not. fiveyear olds okay five and a half okay. just lay down then let her pierce your. belly button dude I've already done it. no you haven't no but like it's. something I would have already done if. you can't sit here and grab at me when. you're not doing I'll do it if you do it. I'll do it if you do it okay you're. first no you're first paper scissors to. see who goes first easy it's not funny. if I do it do it Pap I will enjoy myself. okay fine ready rock paper scissors best.

out of three ready and who goes first. are you going to play I feel like I'm. already lost I don't know why play. Dingus he's not going the thing is he's. not going to do it no I'm going to do. it do are we going to do it all right. let's do it okay he's trying he's trying. to whisper to me what to pick and I'm. not no I'm whispering to him like what. does he like is he actually not going to. do it cuz if so like I'll take the L. you're not but for the sake of content. we got to play Rock Paper Scissors ready.

go sake of content Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot y acting like you wouldn't do this. off camera on here we go okay okay best. out of three right yeah and the that. person is getting stabbed in the belly. butt yes Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot come on no I. can't come on let's go already I can't. cash little girls do this I'm scared of. kns what do else do you want me to say I. am like kns I forgot didn't he pass it. I don't like needles he did pass out I.

passed out on a needle one time okay so. everybody trying to stab me with them I. want to be stabbed such a cry baby dude. me ready no I'm not ready I'm stressing. internally you're fine dog dude listen I. would never ever allow anyone to hurt. you okay no it's it's a thin needle it's. a thin needle I would never put you in. any position is you're going to get hurt. I don't like needles guys no you're. going to be just fine man aren't you.

like 20 yeah AR needle doesn't get any. smaller the older you get Harper dude. men your age were fighting in war all. right I'd rather be shot than than a. needle in me rock paper scissors you. ready hurry the the viewers are waiting. cash let's go I'll put a needle in your. ear you want me to cash play me you. better let me the needle up I was asking. you that ear okay ready Rock Paper. Scissors Shoot. chance. ready ready I'm stressing.

ready all gock. shoot go. shot I can't do this. anymore he's so stress is getting to his. head ready no all go Sho no I can't you. guys can't stab me no stabbing me I. can't be. [Music].

stabbed no no I actually can't I. actually can't be stabbed no lay down no. no no I can't be stabbed lay down you. understand I can't stabbed we no I'm s i. no one can stab me Josh lay down I no I. can't do a needle in my stomach Jos just. lay down this. is no no let me go let me go let me go. to escape the hole won't let you no cash. no lay down let me.

go why do you always go butt first. you're be fine you're be fine do you. remember how we talked the other day. about how M was Cash's emotional. support only M could talk him into this. m calm him down for a little bit before. we. start. okay here oh thanks thank you. now they can hear me as I scream for.

Terror what is that what the. fre it's in your mind that the pain you. trying to waterboard me on that side so. he can't get up I just like what yeah. hold sit on it with yeah whoa so you. can't move whoa yeah whoa your hand get. on his legs down there me. yeah what me uh cash move your hands all. right wait go like like this across your. chest this procedure can only be done if. the belly button is available you're.

okay so don't worry about it I need my. belly no M don't let do it to me Ser I. would never let anyone hurt you no one. would ever seriously guys don't stop me. please please don't stab me no one's. going to stab you. man it's all pretend it's all pretend. just yeah I promise no one's going to. stab you we're faking it we're faking it. no yeah yeah we're faking it it's a fake. you're not fing you're going to stab me. m no I know it's not fake we would never.

stab you all right ready you have so. much hair on your belly button guys can. you put my shorts down. M what do you what is that what is that. okay get off M get off my legs mobile M. get off my legs You're Going Mobile the. cameraman's going mobile this is. great okay M yeah guys guys stare into. the light please don't beult like come. on okay can you get where did where did.

the C don't don't be guys the. cameraman's. gone do. youou don't touch it don't touch it. don't touch it I freak out if somebody. touches my belly button give me the. needle no I'm in control of the needle. I'm the professional no okay okay no m m. he's doing on iPhone let's just go let's. just just show me normally if I'm taking. this here at least show me normally no. we're good no not iPhone not iPhone M. iPhone's good no get off me it's great.

quality no no get off me freak out M get. off me no get off meak M get off me no. get off me get off me no get off me I'll. sit here but you're not getting on my. legs and the camera needs to see I'm not. doing this with the camera not even. seeing bring that camera closer no it's. fine he can just do the handh he can. just do the handheld one right there he. does have a flap on the on the top so he. can't do. it what do you mean right here life no. ow it goes on the top no touch my don't. stop touching my belly button. okay relax man we're just going mobile.

everybody bear with us we may have a. break here and then cut back in when. weam down my legs are hurting how small. the hole is it doesn't hurt it's just. okay okay what. happened what do you mean what happened. to your. stomach what happened to my stomach you. got little. scratch I I. can all right we're mobile now we mobile. now thank you for that ma uh cash are.

you. ready are you okay are you okay this is. crazy this is crazy why is it always me. I don't understand you guys have me in a. straight jacket you're fine a straight. jacket need some straps for his life no. okay no stop she's showing me the needle. stop showing me the needle show the. needle show close your eyes shut your. mouth dream can you hand him can you. hand him Gerald for. no guys guys guys don't worry no oh oh.

look here look some sound oh yes Gerald. sounds okay that's weird Okay stab him. all right let's do it okay go slow go. slow go slow get J on. me just do it slow access your belly. button okay okay guys I'm freaking out. with everything on top of me I'm. freaking out no okay get J off me and. the tow is the towel is intense hary do. you not have empathy. just start slow just poke a small hole.

slow and he'll be fine you just can't. out okay is needle there yet wait there. she's got nothing okay Alex I'm not. going to okay don't touch it I'll tell. tell you can't touch my belly button you. just got to stab it I'll tell you when. she puts the needle up to you okay I'll. tell you when the needle's coming okay. okay has the needle she has the needle. no she doesn't she does not have the. needle. [Laughter].

bre she going to stab me I'm going to. die fine no you're fine just breathe. it's okay you can't feel it any you. can't feel it guys please please please. I feel it poking me I feel it poking me. it's poking me I can't I can't I can't. I'm sorry I can't let me out of the. straight jacket let me out of the. straight jacket let me I can't. I can't no one can stab me if I pierce. both my ears right now will you get your.

belly button pierced. no maybe one of your ears will you at. least do an ear F you can pierce my ear. about time okay okay okay I'll settle. with an ear I I would hate to see him. pass out on camera okay pierce my ear. that's. it all. right ear is not near. fun no an ear is the only thing I can do. all right we're going to resterilize cuz. I had some sweaty Palms recently I'm.

still I don't M you're fine. cash you giggling over. there again scared me a little bit. okay there I'm looking at you do it you. got it. you're good wait there's a hole okay. hold on I want to say one thing there is.

a hole there from like two years ago. when I had met your Pierce oh so it's. just a repiercing no no there's just. like a little indent but you see the. indent there should be an indent okay. I'm going to get a better angle on this. do. that you got this get a way better angle. okay. go oh. sorry all right go go go what was that. okay she's making a face that was very. gross sorry. okay if you're going to pierce it Kate. is it quick or is it slow it's so quick.

is it painful no it literally feels like. this really prob better you got your. your Pi one time before that was Yeah by. professional oh it's done it's done it's. in that's it that's in yeah I got my ear. pierced turn let me see well you need to. get your earring put in oh my goodness I. just said needle in your ear what wait. don't tell him that he's going to pass. out it's still in there take it out take. it out of me. take the needle out take the needle out. I got it okay why would you leave it in.

there in there why would you leave the. needle in there I had to get the there. needle left in my ear it's still there. it's still there oh that feels weird. it's G through it's gone through stop. moving that hurts that hurts that hurts. that hurts that hurts okay it's in it's. in earring is in put the back on kiny he. looks like an. elf okay it's there wait what earring is. it is it like an actual man earring yeah. you see I didn't what earring did they. put in what's a man earring this is a. man no I have hoops just like that okay.

but what's in my ear a stud a man. earring is it like a man's stud or is it. like a girly stud so. manly okay that wasn't that bad now. belly you ready for your nose what the. no nose the nose hurts I can do she just. threw that needle near your eye it was. crazy yeah wow there was a needle in her. when she went for your okay that wasn't. that bad M your turn no I want my ears. pierc oh yeah somebody else here my ears. please longer somebody else got to get. pierced I don't want to do Harper.

unfortunately Harper your mom isn't here. no it's trust me can I please call him. yeah yeah we're. good M's trying to end the episode but. he can get pierced no piercings for M. what oh wife said no can't do it sorry I. got one more earring my mom won't care I. swear to you okay somebody somebody's. got to get okay Kenzie. MAV I I'll do one what what I'll do one. you'll do another one yeah all right. turn around Kate what do you mean I'll. get my. tries what my try I need a mirror though.

what I need a mirror you're you're going. to pierce KY ear so many little girls. are about to try to pierce their ears. after this you're going to pierce kiny. ear guys do not try do not try any of. this at home wa I feel like we need. piercing K is not good do you have this. is not safe go to Claire's or. something in I do I'll ear. I'll just do one on myself right now. okay wait you want you're going to self.

stab yourself this is CRA you want me to. do it no. okay can I can someone give me like a. handheld mirror like a phone no I need a. handheld mirror what let me just grab my. handheld mirror yeah I don't have one of. those Kate we got one somewhere I know. we do no we don't oh she's like getting. ready she's like preparing wait where. are you going to do it my turn around. Kate they got to be able to see you here. sorry I'm trying to press everybody keep. back in their spots so they can like we. can have our microphones and everything. I don't know if the audience can hear us. very well I'll just that side's wet yeah.

you want to sit this thing back on there. yeah just I will say I will say this. okay Maverick it's still soaking what so. I lost my needle wait are we getting a. handheld mirror is someone bringing one. oh well do you know where one is in my. vanity yeah can you grab. one oh yeah she can't go you just go. grab it I'll be right back I will. say I kind of freaked out yeah you did a.

little bit but that piercing was not. near as bad as I thought so we can do. the belly button no the belly button. seeing it on your belly button you don't. understand seeing that is still crazy we. should have blindfolded but this was not. that bad this I kind of felt like a baby. now guys but um you kind of looked like. one too listen freak skinni as flp of. skin just B go through your belly button. no M if you had if you had the needle. next to to your belly button you. understand wouldn't care at all me. neither really yeah let me let me do it.

then I will take if you guys tell cash. how he's supposed to do it I'll let him. stab me no okay what no no let him be a. big man let's see it's a tiny little. thing it's not even going to be visible. just do it yeah okay let's do it how's. he supposed to do it the top or the. bottom uh top the top flap and then you. just. Kate they're trying to stab M she took. the needles oh good no they're right. there we do got to hurry up cuz we have. another episode we have to to get. through and I have a dinner so you know. I don't know if there's really time for. this so let's not waste time okay okay.

well we'll hurry we got to wait on Kate. any I don't think you st I really don't. think that y'all should do that MAV. Maverick please. don't Maverick fine we'll save it for. another episode no he's no this. episode's been good enough we'll do. belly button piercing see or. something did you just stab our chair. no all right hi I really don't think. y'all should do that I you knew she. wasn't going to let you that's why you. tried to act like a big tough man mm big.

tough man who listens to his wife don't. pop my thing look Kate's going to stab. her ears Jos don't don't don't please. don't I already did that earlier. actually you you you now have a very. slow leak oh thanks man do anyone oh no. here we have two very slow leaks I have. a hair clippy can I have it yeah got to. clip the hair. back yeah you are killing us right now. you can feel it yeah it's slightly I all.

right let's speed this along K you's. getting me a hair. clip okay Kate's GNA Pierce herself now. this is going to be pretty crazy kind of. crazy at a character I'm in pajama. pants piercing ears what does that. screen Kate Baker where are you going to. put it on your ear uh let's see I can't. believe she's in a Cartage this is crazy. you're doing a Cartage piercing you. going to hit the top of your ear oh my. God that's all I got left I can't can't. do it she pierced everything else okay M. that's actually kind of crazy imagine. sticking a needle right here no grab.

your ear grab your ear MAV imagine. sticking a needle through. that Kate I don't know if you should do. that Trump would know that feel like I. already done it what I've done I've done. this before K I don't know if you should. do that actually I've done it before I'm. okay you've done it before what do you. mean you see the three cartilage. piercings I have who do you think put. them there you uh Claire's no heck no. dude I'm not you get bored and you stab. your ears listen I want to make another. announcement do not ever try this at.

home mhm please okay do not say you saw. this on the LOL podcast don't I don't we. got to start putting the disclaimer. before these episodes yeah are we. actually putting a disclaimer in this. one I think we should because disclaimer. right now I do not think anyone should. do this I just have done it so many. times before that I'm confident myself. she's a professional unprofessional yeah. this is like what you are you icing it. well yeah I'm going through the. cartilage my friend this might be one of. the craziest things we ever done I mean.

we're drawing blood here dude since when. is Kate a daredevil bro K not a. daredevil Kate's done this seven times. before do you see all my piercings I. would never put a piece of metal through. my body yeah yeah you said you would no. I I mean I would have you ever pierced. your own ear yeah multiple times really. what let me see yours how many they're. really going to take I I they all grew. back but I have a Tik Tok of it oh yeah. um don't do this okay now I feel like a. now I feel like a big baby that all. these teenage girls have pierced their. own ears yeah but the belly button is. crazy you never Pier I pierce my own.

belly button I don't know I don't think. I'd pierce my own belly button what if I. I pierc my own ears because my dad told. me I couldn't get my ears pierced and so. you rebelled yep imagine we take those. pliers and just rip one of Kate's. earrings out that would hurt so bad can. we rip yours out cash your new one no do. you I just got this yeah you know how oh. she's P she making a mark with the. PIN really knows how to do this give me. those pliers give Meers ice the the.

sterilization kiny you're not listening. pliers why do you want the pliers MTH. Harper yeah you want to pull an earring. out sure okay let me see your ear I. don't have any earrings you don't have. any in no wow yeah I'm not look at me. don't pull one of yours own out just put. it on there and see what it feels. like no go ahead just imagine that pain. of pulling that out no like pull it and. three clamp it on pull it off and three.

oh wait wait pull the earring out and. three two. one it doesn't get really hold on wait. he's actually going to pull it out no. he's not he looks like yeah I could pull. it out I could just yank it pull it yank. it out of there should I yank it show. the camera make sure you're showing the. camera turn your head is going yank it. oh wait be quiet be quiet we can't see I. got what listen to the pop guys be quiet. you got you got to tilt your head so the. audience can see oh my mirror is right.

here fil have keny hold okay like like. what like this no you hold the. mirror um oh I'm so scared for. her oh actually that's a good shot now. is that a good shot yeah that's. good where's my earrings going to take. Kate sideways yeah this is taking. forever sorry gotta get the placement. all right I'm going oh oh oh oh oh what.

stop freaking out I Gotta Get It On Film. K call 4K baby no don't do that oh. please oh I can't watch that Kate oh. no oh that. hurts oh don't do it don't do it don't. do all the way through oh I didn't numb. it enough just stab it really. fast she's like shaking because I felt. the needle hurt me. oh my god oh this is crazy this is I.

don't like it hey I don't know if you. should do okay oh that hurts I don't. want to watch that I don't want to now. it hurts okay see don't do this at home. bad idea don't do that why that's going. to hurt you it did hurt a little bit but. I wanted to go through she said it did. hurt oh you were halfway through it is. bleeding oh oh you see I don't so close. to being my goodness do we stop this. episode like that was crazy okay no I. think I think I can get all the way. through no okay how do I want to watch. Kate do that we'll see you guys next. time bye.