We Listen And We Don’t Judge! *Gone Wrong*
that is a secret room up there and there. also a magic room magic T can I get some. marshmallows get marshmallows what what. is happening how are you doing that cash. hey can I get APR to was this down this. is trash there we. go sometimes when I have to fart and. wear in bed I purposely stop cuddling. roll the other way so I can do a fart. transplant into kiny what that's cool we. listen and we don't judge I have plans. to kill honey.
[Music]. yo what's up guys welcome back to the. podcast today cash is on his phone ky's. playing ball blast she became a t-shirt. I just died and Kate you're doing okay. right now and today I have something. very. cool what but I'm not going to say it. right now I got to say stay tuned so. subscribe I have something super cool. your last episode was your birthday yes. it was B yes it was and I remember if. you remember if you guys recall I look. over here and I didn't have what I. thought I had I do remember that you.
going to give me something that is true. but I went and got it so let's see it. you can have it later what I've already. red a whole episode okay fine you can. have it right now whoa whoa whoa also I. still have my newella you look like the. 4th of July hey bucket I worked hard on. this bucket I've been storing this up. for months it's a bucket of pee okay. just for you oh my gosh it's a bucket. it's a bucket of. e let me see I don't know what it is and. for one episode I'm going to allow you.
to basically be in control the entire. episode you have a shut up gun oh no. please give me that please don't spray. my hair this is the best GI ever if that. does not work you have a I said shut up. gun oh wow thank you this is crazy why. didn't you give this to me on my. birthday well today is technically still. your birthday well ma don't worry I'm. not that to. complain Don't Spray in my hair don't. worry please shut up. now I like this gun he just gave it to. you that was crazy and you're already.
abusing itus well he was talking too. much for my liking you're abusing okay. I'm not going to talk this episode now. he's. quiet now he doesn't want to talk you're. abusing go ahead talk. MAV talk. MAV oh he didn't do what I. said got to do what I said when will. they learn okay okay all right please. shut up. m Harper do jumping.
jacks oh wow this gun really works great. okay Harper sit. down please I'll do whatever you ask G. yeah please sorry I'm thinking of a. bunch of things but I can't say those um. hold on. uh K go through the hole in the wall. okay I I'll I'll make that happen oh. really yeah yeah W I didn't I didn't. think she do that actually okay I.
thought I was going to get a sprayer for. that one yep and just me go through oh. my gosh okay I think that might be the. first time Kate actually knocked the. painting. down wait come out oh yeah you can come. out now you can come. out now what should I have kiny. do kiny kiny. kiny okay I got it kiny come get this. gun and spray. yourself okay light.
hard hard right in the. face oh no oh no you guys broke it you. broke my shotgun broke it my. finger you cracked my nail I don't think. he did that well you just got me all. now serious he said it's not going to. work now.
he's hitting me he's five lashes that. deserves last one last two last three. last more last five now give me my. bucket of pee ow they SP my B. hurt he was actually hitting me well go. hit him back I think I'm the real victim. here kiny if someone hits you you hit. them twice as hard. [Laughter].
no this was horrible I knew this would. be fun. guys the TV is Lally gone well again I. just come sit over here where you guys. on the crossfire. I that flood the house that's a lot of. water that'll literally flood the house. are you SC and probably our entire sex. are you scar of Highly expensive. Electronics I got the water I can't.
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LC andc registered investment advisor. you important disclosures at acorn.com. what I. scared I can't believe you dropped my. hat in the. water in the bucket yeah I you peed on. yourself I'll help you out. no please don't. no get away from us.
wait from us please please you got to be. careful I'm be careful you be careful oh. oh careful. careful oh you're frecked oh you're. done oh my goodness that was so much. water it really did Flood the set oh my. goodness I told you I was going to FL. the set look what y'all did are you. happy King.
don't worry it's more where that came. from you did. that we go every knew I shouldn't have. sat down over here Merry Christmas happy. birthday thank you what a good our hand. SLI very slippery. hands so yeah you should go change no no. no no no. oh well hopefully all our equipment is. still working go change go change really.
go change yeah go change we'll just set. this. down there we go man oh now our set. doesn't look broken that shot gun with. last a little longer I I I mean I got. the most I feel like I got the most wet. it was broken after like only four. minutes did you get the most. one I got the most one well you started. it kiny I just got caught in the. crossfire KY should have just done what. I said we all could have been happy hey. hey hey hey want to share one no okay. you don't want to share any no not even.
one no it is my birthday so it's all for. me okay but you could probably share one. yeah you should share one or what about. with your wife over here who loves you. the most it literally looks like cutting. my SE he's cutting my seeds stop cutting. my seeds no you got cut sorry all I said. is Nutella looks like no no can I have. that if he does it again just bleep him. no don't Nutella looks like a finger. with poop on it that's all I. said yeah bleep. that all right can I get want to know. your wife no you can't get my Nutella.
actually. also wow man I have been bulking not. dirty bulking just clean bulking wait. what does clean bulking mean it means. like you're not eating bad things like. you eat good things and I have missed. Nutella this is like the best candy in. the entire world he started dirty. bulking like less than a week ago what. are you doing bro hold on like less than. a week ago what is clean bulking what's. dirty bulking clean buking is when you. overeat but you're eating clean Foods. dirty bulking is you're overeating but.
you're eating whatever the heck you want. dirty bulking is like you're eating. milkshakes and I do I do dirty. bulking I really do yeah no I'm not. kidding okay what type of buling you. do. um she does clean bulking yeah she's a. clean you were just calling her bulky. before the Pod no I wasn't yeah 2. minutes before the podcast started. there's girl called Kate bulky let me. tell you also I am very grateful that. God Made Men stronger than women because. keny comes at me a lot I can overpower.
her or else I'd be wet right now you. have to be careful though she'll she'll. she'll she's pretty strong I'm pretty. strong too I did a pushup did you know I. was scared for a minute this is this is. the strongest scale and we're back again. okay now that we just keep having to cut. things for this podcast yeah I mean. we're N9 minutes in and we have cut at. least was just trying to insult me by. saying I'm weaker than women that's okay. it's okay cash just kind of looks like. Luigi what I'm so cold I'm pretty cold. too really I didn't I didn't change I.
got wet and I didn't change well I'm. pretty uncomfortable because my pants. are soggy for more than one reason more. than. one did you get my pee all over you oh. my gosh oh did I get your mic wet yeah. yeah a lot of things on the set just got. wet when we dumped a ky give give us a. test in your mic get wet hello can you. hear me do I sound. underwater. ski what did you just say.
oh my go have you guys seen those videos. no seriously K why did you say that she. said SK because she's like a mom trying. to. be have you seen those videos where it's. like making my grandma say uh jenz terms. oh my. gosh she like SK oh my gosh have your. grandma's do that that's so F I'm going. to make my grandma okay you know what's. sad is that I'm the same color as my. sock no you're not around you are but. that's okay do you have any Tanner on no.
you look good you don't need I thought. you were going to go home and tan last. night yeah yeah well I got home too late. oh well that's a shame oh wait last. night oh no two nights ago two nights. ago I could have but um I wanted to use. my new sticky dates perfume oh your new. what sticky dates perfume from Lush and. then I also got this jelly that I'm. using every night now and you it's like. body wash but it's a little jelly.
and you wiggle it around and you like. lather it up and put it back in it tube. and then put it on yourself sounds very. fun if you go to if you go to Lush you. can um if you go to Lush you can they. have big ones of maybe castles or frogs. or even princes well I want one of those. the worst part about eating these new. tele packs is when you run out of bread. sticks and you got justv that's not even. the worst part that's my favorite part. really I don't like the bread sticks. really looks it's like a finger W never.
mind. okay good thing Maverick wasn't. listening I had to put those in my. bedroom doing something but when I. bought them I was like oh cash is going. to steal these so I had to hide them in. my bedroom yeah I do one of my. weaknesses is I love chocolate chocolate. I love chocolate too I like dark. chocolate I want Mr Beast bars no I do. not like dark chocolate dark chocolate. is nasty I dark chocolate's my favorite. chocolate dark CH is pretty good. actually that almond chocolate peanut. chocolate peanut butter chocolate it's. all bad besides just milk chocolate.
that's hazelnut spread yeah that's. hazelnut spread what that's not. chocolate Nutella is not chocolate it's. hazelnut spread it's like peanut butter. but it's a different. nut I think I'm allergic who was the. strongest man ever lived my my lips are. tingling Samson no it was actually. that's probably true ever who is the. strongest man who died I'm it was. probably Samson no it was what's his. name think about how strong Samson. probably was dude I mean man pulled down.
like a whole building Samsung yeah. Samsung Samsung the like app no Samsung. me the phone oh no Samsung Samson you. know from the Bible his hair grew very. long it made him big and strong you know. Samson sure that's not the song that. good no no no like like like actually. the the let me look him up no have you. never seen the Bible no no no no no I'm. not looking up Samsung I'm looking up uh. the strongest man ever Liv stop saying. that his name is Samsung samon like.
Sam's son oh Samson Samson Sam son we're. done with it Sams son no say it y'all. are both saying it weird too though. strongest but seriously how how strong. do you guys think he was you think he. was stronger than me yeah yeah for sure. two of me yeah I mean he killed like a. thousand Philistines with a Donkey Jaw. or something like that I think so dude. that is a mad KD that's crazy what was. that what just fell from the SE oh that. is my secret room you have a secret room. no Louis SE I think you just fell.
through the attic the other day on. accident and that's how that got here no. okay oh my God that is my secret room. yeah stuff is falling that's. weird what is it called not dandruff. what is it D insulation oh no dandruff. is what I have you don't want any part. of that what's that one guy we I don't. know we might have to cut it maybe I. just shouldn't say it yeah just don't. say it then how about that but have you. seen my secret room. no now you've seen it oh I mean yeah I. have seen it I saw you come out of it. yeah you know calling it your secret.
room that's our you fell little newborn. baby no it's not there that is a secret. room up there and it's also a magic room. but you didn't know that magic yeah. that's so yes it is actually it is a. magic room yeah there's L cotton flying. down from the attic that's why y'all. believe me one day I'll show you okay. can you hear me you believe me yeah oh. you do believe me okay good you can. mhm can you hear that oh I know his name. okay that's it I need I know his name. guys who.
it has a bad word in it okay then don't. say it okay wa somebody's name who has a. about this time har who is this man when. this episode's coming out you're going. to be on spring break and what are you. doing for spring break you said going to. Costa Rica. no what remember she just did talk she's. talked about Costa Rica for like a year. straight on the podcast yes she did but. that's okay you're going to get new. stories guys there's I'm pretty sure on. our first yes I told you that is my. magic it's literally.
the our house is falling apart it's not. it is a secret Magic Room what do you. guys not understand it's not AET magical. about it can we can we have a secret. magic room for the live shows maybe uh. oh my gosh can we like fly up on those. things oh I love to. fly we are planning a tour keyword. planning we're not going to announce. anything you like yet not booked but. just you know in 2026 wait no sorry 20.
what year is it 202 this year 2025 we're. going to be going on a world tour but. that is all I can. say so get ready make sure to subscribe. so you can see tour a world well baby. hopefully Mr worldwide we'll see if it. happens what the what what do you mean. but you never know it's not booked yet. what yes it is what are you talking. about it's semi booked it's semi booked. um. maybe next week it'll be a lot more.
check your phones you might screen. record something uh oh okay you guys are. going to take a best friend quiz all. right what all about me bestify did you. just make this right now yes I did beat. this quiz and prove you're a real best. friend everyone screen record oh I'm. prove how well you know Maverick B acre. yep wait B acre yep Maverick bacer why. does it say B acre you spelled your name. wrong his favorite how much should I. walk to lose 45 wait wait wait let's. start one at a time guys oh that was I I.
already started wa whoa slow down what. question are you on I was on I'm on the. second one now okay okay everybody slow. down so his favorite food I said is uh. I'm not going to say now what is my. favorite food go ahead Pizza I said that. what is Mar's favorite food Man pizza or. tacos that's. hard oh I got it wrong I knew it was. pizza but I was like M just likes to put. what's not really can't give love pizza. you can't give away the things you're. right you're right everybody ready for. question number two what book has I. already skipped stop it we're playing. together gosh okay I'm on question stop.
I'm on question two I'm on question five. stop why cuz we got to do it together. everybody it's quiz I worked hard on it. let's do it together what book has. impacted Maverick Baker the most come on. somebody somebody hit me with it Harry. Potter The Hunger Games somebody hit me. with it to Kill a Mocking Jay I'll give. you this J them these aren't even okay. next question what wait did anyone get. it right I got I did you did did you mhm.
yeah no no Harper no that is one weird. Talent Maverick baker has eyebrow. dancing epic tongue tricks I don't like. which one is it I'm not going to put. epic tongue tricks cuz that's just weird. Everybody CLI it that's what I put I got. it right epic eyebrow dancing eyebrow. dancing what does Maverick Baker dislike. the most going to the dentist slow. internet loud phone games homework I'm. so good at this game no what I got it. wrong wait what was it my phone is dying.
my phone freaking died I automatically. win cuz I got 100% correct of the anwers. that I did answer okay too bad so sad KY. has been disqualified if mie Baker could. have one superpower wait wait wait real. quick have you guys gotten all of them. right no missed oh I knew it was slow. internet I don't know why I put dentist. it's fine let's let's let's continue I. got the first one if Maverick Baker. could have one superpower which would it. be flight invisibility dude T knows this.
telepath telepath super speed I think. telepathy. oh I know it's not that one now thanks. Kate I'm going go with. invisibility did get right yeah I didn't. get it right no okay what theb would. Maverick like Maverick Baker like to see. as a. sibling he definitely have Zen as a. sibling Zena Billy ish little Na's X. dupa dualipa D and Justin Bieber uh I. got it I got it right how long is this.
quiz I got it right it's 10 questions oh. I got it wrong where does Maverick spend. the most time where does Maverick spend. the most time for you page feed reals. stories explore I picked it I did it. right okay did you guys get it right I. got that one I got it right I got it. right it was reals where does M Baker. want to travel the most Paris you got to. wait Paris New York Bali Tokyo. tullum ah I'm going to go with.
Bali yeah you got it right my man is. cooking how tall is Maverick Baker well. I know how. 5 5 foot to 5'8 5'9 to 5'11 6 foot I'm. pretty sure does your height change like. every day or. something dep what shoes I'm. wearing all right I'm going to go 59 to. 511 even though it's not true when is. Maverick's birthday I know it's like. February right. or when is Maverick's birthday September.
9th July 7th March 10th February 24th. December 12th December 13th it's. December something bingo I got it yeah I. got it bet bet bet dang you've got one. right congratulations I've gotten five. right you got five how many did you get. right six six oh okay that's it we got. to battle to the death I did do it in my. head and I only got one wrong man oh. yeah we believe that you should believe. it I got all the ones I answered. everybody text me your screen recording.
I really wish we could do everyone. else's yeah we'll come prepared next. time that would be so fun we'll come. prepared I think I could win best friend. quiz on everyone best friend quiz I make. mine pretty hey can I get some. marshmallows darn tooting hard get. marshmallows what do you mean I us. downstairs and get them yeah let me grab. you a marshmallow. yeah what there it. is oh my gosh oh.
what what what is happening how are you. doing that cash why is it like why is it. why are there so. many don't eat those stop thr. marshmallow down here I told you it's a. magic room what the freak why was it. like out of a movie I felt like it was. in willly WKA wet marshmallows yeah not. very good hey I want something from the. secret room hey can I get a cpri to wash. this down the this is not very good this. is trash there we go he actually had a. Capri on and he hit my foot what the.
heck my foot kind of broken though I. told you oh another Capri that was for. me I told you it has anything you want. me no this one's for me anything I want. it's my secret room got. queso it probably got queso this is not. sounding great oh my. God that is a case case. so what's in the case that's a. case. it's show the camera how are you doing. that that is crazy. [Music].
so perfect let me try let me try can I. get. a a Diet Coke please I get a Diet Coke. plate. oh you need a straw. straw I don't think he carries. accessories straw hey can I get my straw. please yeah I got you hey can I have. that Kool-Aid yo yo yeah this is not. Kool-Aid you have any more drinks up. there can I have that capr cash that was. thrown at you crazy any more drinks e. it's a lemonade a prent I don't like. that you didn't read it before Harper.
what I literally just asked for that. that is so. rude I feel bad no it's okay you can. have it you can have it stop cash wait. do what you're going to squeeze it do. you guys think. I you say I can squeeze this Capri Sun. please don't waste the Capri I'm thirsty. okay well now you're making it not fun M. you give her a capri sun. man I'm going to see if I can bring. squeezing the little girl's Capri. Sun you would still a teenage.
girl bet samsy can do it I bet I can do. it yeah get luck heny try she can't. break it no I can't let you try because. then if you get it that is highly. embarrassing let her try let try let me. get one more good. one give it to Kinzie onehanded Kenzie. we're talking one hand okay okay then. we'll try two then we'll try two one. hand don't give me what please oh she's. got Nails she's probably going to poke. it poke it all right I just squeeze it. poke it one hand over there don't worry.
Kate it's not going nowhere hold on yeah. I told you you a do. that it's hotter than it may look hold. on I will get. it what. oh do sound like trashes rear I told. give me that my turn my magic room is. great my turn kiny keny my turn give me. that here wait you got a balloon my turn. how' you get a oh the Magic Room. provided give me that Kenzie no I will. you're not getting it no oh she just.
squeezed it with her nails all over the. good carpet wait let me let me have some. of that juice though oh never mind. oh oh okay oh I don't really like the. taste of. that what else your I'm scared of your. secret room do I what do you got what. else you got I'm telling you guys No One. Believes Me ever when I tell them I have. a secret room oh oh no oh what oh your. secret room turn it on you secret room.
killed him e okay I'll be right back man. down man down I'll be right back a. secret room you got a Bas. oh oh my God secet room's attacking you. oh at least these ones are fine these. ones are good secret room you got. anything. crunchy okay no he's killing them all my. this room is killing them all no stop. this. room hear him up there just staring stop.
the secret room okay stop it seriously. seriously stop it hey can you give me a. I'm stepping wet marshmallows yeah I. don't really understand red marshmallows. every okay Gerald's dying hey SEC this. is a Gerald Massacre You Got What do you. got up there you got Ables beables wait. throw it to me I. wantables no cash you're robbing the. girl cash give me. one please wait I've never tried a.
is that another we don't need any more. sugar try and squeeze this thing see if. I can get it to explode wait wait wait. it it already we already know what can. happen and we see look he can't even get. it to explode he can't even like I'm. better than you yeah that's right no you. can't get it's shot all the way across. the room and we already seen it happen. once it don't need to happen again yo. what do you what kind of febles do you. have over there fine here you go Harper. you're covering the hole covering the. hole Yeah you didn't specify what. species okay here you go fine here's the.
peanut butter wow I'm so glad that you. have a secret room chocolate one Harper. M that's why what you well that doesn't. count me m it doesn't count if you're. break hey we got multiple conversations. going on right now I'm sorry just give. the woman her FEA guys get a load of D. I've never had a FEA before let me show. you Kate can you eat almonds good cat. really you like an almond thank you have. you had a why do I hear the secret room. tastes like normal Hershey's huh better. okay let's see so is it good after my.
quiz I really feel like nobody was. really my best friend it's good I'm your. best friend I feel like I was you got. one right you got one e this looks like. the Dubai chocolate bars four whatever. you I hate looking at those I see those. du chocolate bars on freaking Tik Tok. those things look nasty absolutely nasty. and there everybody's like buy it in my. Tik Tok shop right now I'm like ain't. nobody going to buy that that looks. horrid also buying chocolate off the. internet seems like a crime I don't know.
why yeah it kind of does seem like a. crime doesn't seem right like buying. chocolate on the internet like coming in. the mail just seems like it's going to. be all melted there's no way it's not. melt you want to know the craziest. online shopping I saw huh I like pbls. but not this one hey have you guys. played that like wait hold on very very. rude of you to interrupt my wife like. that thanks she was talking no she was. just saying this is disgusting yeah no. but the grossest thing I saw for online. shopping was shean had a c Crawfish Boil. bag you could order wow okay oh my gosh.
one of my friends probably have crawfish. oh what the wait what do you mean a. crawfish boil bag it prob has seasoning. and little crackers one of my friends. ordered ay pickle are you sure we should. order it oh it's a party see how they. all come to me you got something on your. hey I have another game we can play yeah. you got it do you guys know the uh the. Tik Tok challenge that I see everywhere. that's like a what's it called the we. listen and we don't judge yeah oh yes.
yes do yes let's play it let's play. Let's Play who wants to go first I will. we listen and we don't judge okay we got. to say together wait we got to say okay. wait no no we all say it together say. something about I don't want you to go. first now oh sorry cash you say. something about yourself yeah it's. supposed to be about you oh mine was. about Maverick well that's not try try. again ready all together about you no no. it's about me but it's about what I did. to you oh all so it's a you problem yes. it was a Maverick Mavericks okay we.
listen listen we don't judge okay now I. go yeah yeah okay Maverick don't use. your. toothbrush okay but you have to say why. you don't want to know why I'm judging. cuz his toothbrush sits right next to my. toothbrush no you just said we listen. and we don't judge you can't judge me. okay who wantse go next um trying to. think I'll go okay okay okay we live. we don't judge um cash late at night.
when me and you are falling asleep and. that's when I start toting and stuff. yeah what the wait where is this going. um you know how you get mad at me for. always moving after I after I toot. because you're like you have to trap it. under the blanket yes well I I think. that that's really weird I feel like it. should be aired out so I always. purposely try to move a lot I knew it I. freaking oh I'm so sorry buddy listen. this ridiculous by the way no I knew it.
every time Kate farts I'm like nobody. move if it stays under the blanket we. won't smell it and every time she farts. she starts. going it starts moving around and airing. it out and every time I knew you did. that on purpose I knew that oh I feel. like I get contaminated okay who's next. that was that's rude well you're not. supposed to I'm just going to start. farting on you all the time well what. all the time well this was supposed to. be a non-judgment thing okay somebody go. next now all right we okay I'll go we.
listen and we don't judge sometimes you. want me to go play basketball with you. why are these all about me and I just. want to go home so I purposely start. just throwing the. game he's just bad at the game no no I. he just wanted to make himself sound. like he's I pass it to the other team he. he just wanted to make it sound like. he's actually good at basketball no I'm. not good I just literally pass it to the. other your try map we listen and we. don't judge Harper or Kinzie um I'm. trying to think of something that y'all. don't already know me too hey I just.
told we all known each other for years I. just told y'all something y'all don't. know well that was kind of crazy MAV and. I don't have things like that happen in. our bedroom what what we don't fart and. hold it into the sheets oh I I know one. okay say it again we listen and we don't. judge um I used to be afraid of Kate me. yes really no judging okay I no judg. watching I'm just curious we we listen.
and we can be curious why you said we. can't be curious wait no no I said we. you said we can't we can be curious why. were you why were you scared of me were. you scared it for the first day I met. you but um um we listen we don't judge I. make funny faces in the camera every. time I come to your house oh I see it. really yeah and I love it I'm like oh. H's little faces you never every single. time never failed I have a good one okay. go but I can't say it ready no I'll be.
critically judged no it's fine if I. thought you guys were honorable to the. game I would we are we won't judge no we. not judge no we won't judge I've got one. if we're not judging then okay well let. KY go keep thinking about that I'm not. thinking about it I know it does not. judge mean that we can continue to do. the act that we're about to say out loud. if that's the case I will admit mine. pretty much right yeah I mean I'm still. going to fart and try to air it out yeah. I'm okay ready you know what actually I. don't feel bad after this. I don't feel that H everybody do it we.
lud I still want my boogers on my side. of the. bed that is disgusting I want to go I. want to go down. we okay sometimes I peel my toenails off. and I literally just flick them in our. bed and I don't care where they go oh I. got another I got another we listen and. we don't judge so I I flick my my my. toenails like pull my big toe off one. and then I throw it on Kate's side of. the bed cuz I don't want it to be on my. side of the bed oh wow that was that's. even worse okay I.
got judge I actually wiped the bogers. behind the headboard so no one know. that's good okay we listen and we don't. judge when I was younger I used to. accidentally get poop on my hand and I'd. wipe it on my bedroom wall wait wait. wait we listen and we don't judge uh I I. used or I still um have gum and I put it. behind my. headboard what you put a gum behind your. own headboard yeah is there something. wrong with that y'all white boogers.
Jud why stay long can we go can we go. back to to to two two listens and we. don't judge a go what did you say I. don't know there's a lot things said I. think KY should go listen don't judge. Well mine's not near as bad as y'alls if. anything I'm going to do it more now. okay let's hear it sometimes when I see. Stella laying on the bed when I walk in. there I pretend like I don't see her and.
I walk away. no and then one time no Maverick saw her. laying on the bed he was like we have to. recan all the sheets they're destroyed. they're done for and I was like oh my. gosh they're fine just lint roll it and. he was like no they're done for and it's. happened two times since then and I just. lint rolled. it I mean that's a way higher level. that's a way higher level than boogers. on the back of the head i' way rather. boogers on the back of the head no you. wouldn't okay I got one okay okay we.
listen and we don't judge sometimes in. the middle of the night I'll try to. cuddle with cash and I don't know if he. know if he does it subconsciously or not. but I'll like you know I I'll hug him. from the back and then he'll toot on me. so I have to go the other way because. you know he just farted on me but. obviously I wanted a hug and that's why. I went to him but since I can't hug him. now because he tooted on me I will go. get honey and I'll bring her in our bed. and then I'll put you put honey in your. bed I'll put her back in our crate. before Cas no. we listen and we don't judge sometimes.
when I have to fart and wearing bed I. purposely stop cuddling roll the other. way so I can do a fart transplant in the. Kinzie what what that's cool we listen. and we don't judge I have plans to kill. honey list and we don't judge I PL to. kill Stella no you we listen and we. don't. judge she's already dead. her sometimes I joke around with my. friends and I edit their photos um to. make them look bad and I show them it.
and then they're scared that they. actually look like that you friend self. comence issues we listen and we don't. judge I did that to my brother yeah no I. did it to my sister too and I like. edited it and like in freshman year and. my friend Emy was like do I actually. look like that and she doesn't so yeah. yeah we listening yeah does anybody else. have any more they'd like to share well. there's got to be oh I got one I got one. I got one oh ready we listen and we.
don't judge uh one time I wanted to or I. was about to pour rat poisoning and my. Ops um wait do you want to finish this. statement sound it sounds like a. confession Mur your silent okay no. seriously you have the right to remain. silent okay but I also have the right to. speak so no but seriously the right. doesn't mean you have to well I wanted. to I wanted to pour rat poisoning and it. was right in my hand into her water. bottle yeah we've been all but I didn't. because I'm a great person that's good.
you didn't want to go to jail forever. and then I also had the thought to key. my ex's car but you didn't I didn't and. I'm a any of y'all ever ke a car no no. no I'm not that too too far if somebody. ever keys my car anybody from my school. watching this if you ever so if you see. me I'm I know I look ch right now no I. just want to finish that sentence if you. key my car don't give them a reason to. key your car you're just like planning. ideas in their heads I know but I don't. right now we're going to key Harper's. car D I will be so mad I will she drives.
a white. Tesla well what the no I already post it. on my story no it's a great Tessa a. great Tessa dude but if anybody does. that you'll that was my stomach yeah I'm. trying to think of any more listens and. I judge games listen or I mean judge. that I uh that I oh that's okay does. your secret room have any more drinks oh. oh I got one yeah I'm we listen and we. don't judge likes to brush his teeth in. the shower so he keeps his toothbrush in.
there at all times I feel like that is. so gross it is kind of strange where is. this going but there have been times. that I have caught myself needing to. brush my teeth in the shower so I just. use his oh my gosh we listen and we. don't judge okay uh that was too far yep. that was crazy what crazy girl beh let's. just say my under my fingernails don't. be clean for no. reason what does that even mean what. that mean.
all right do y'all really need more. details no we get it with his hands okay. let me put this in dummy terms for you. guys okay you use her toothbrush to. clean under your fingernails see there. you go you should be in Harvard Harvard. yes what no he knows that what Kate he. uses your toothbrush to clean under his. nails what the that is what I was saying. now we listen wait don't judge y about. what was the whispering it oh we can.
tell you after no now works no cash it's. stupid no no no no now well this looks. sensitive I think we should push it more. no it's just going to have to get. clipped if we say it oh fine don't click. me please. no um okay um we listen and we don't. judge I withdraw large amounts of cash. from our bank account so that way when I. go shopping I pay in cash and he never. knows what I'm buying we listen and we. don't.
judge. um your wife's a thief so yeah that's. just called steing which we talked about. and you said you were over with okay you. said that ended when you were 14 dude. apparently not I got one yeah ready yeah. yeah wait let me think about it hold on. you don't no no no I'm trying to think. wait oh yeah yeah yeah just give me a. second okay so you don't have it. again do you have one or do you I'm just. trying to remember it cuz I it came out.
of my mind I don't think you have one no. I have one I really think you're. bluffing right now no I definitely have. one no game's over no one has any okay. game's over no no no no no no oh oh yeah. yeah I got one ready yes we listen and. we don't don't judge one time uh I. pooped and cashes water bottle okay see. that was just that was see that's just a. lie and it's just that's like that's why. you shouldn't have said anything. was it not.
funny I thought it was going to be funny. I'm trying to think one one time I got. one we listen and we don't judge. sometimes when Kinsey wants me to do the. laundry I just throw it in the. dryer we listen and we don't. judge ooh ooh I got one yeah um okay let. me think wait hold. on okay ready ready ready do you. have think she does ready yeah yeah we. listen and we don't judge okay yeah when.
sometimes I think my sister's super. musty and uh I don't are you just. dogging sister right now re I sincerely. apologize sometimes I find my sister. musty and sometimes when I hug her her. hair kind of. stinks I knew girl like that not the. game that's not the game that's not what. the game is I mean it kind of is the. game no the game is about yourself yeah. it's like she's been that in I've been. holding that in for a while it's just.
sometimes is not even here when I think. about guys cuddling with her and. smelling that hair oh. God I love you reys I'm sorry Reese I'm. sorry oh okay I got one I got one but we. listen and we don't judge when I use the. bathroom in mid the night and I have to. pee standing up I use the back of the. toilet as a. backboard we listen listen we don't. judge judge what the well sometimes when. you wake up in the middle of the night. and you have to pee it make it wakes me. up and it makes me have to pee so then I.
have to wait for you to finish using the. bathroom and I notice your little. splitter splatter marks all over the. floor we listen and we judge how was. that uh actually we listen and we don't. judge Jud that would be me I don't like. to use my bathroom tonight because it. might wait up that would be me okay. actually actually actually we listen And. We Don't Judge Reese smells very nice. she's a great sister and she smells. great wow that was a really good one I'm. really glad we used our wait no I want. to judge no oh how about this one we.
listen and we don't judge I actually. have hatred towards some girls in my. school oh. yeah no I really we no no don't cut it. because this we listen and we don't. judge I I hate one person in this. room well that's really rude of you to. say is it that guy whoever's up there. there's nobody up there wait so it just. falls out of the okay you know what fine. listen we don't judge I hate two people. in this room uh about like. minutes okay all right bye bye love you.
we listen and we don't judge all right. all right um no I'm just kidding I don't. hate anybody in this room yeah sure. except I know every single person who. has stabbed a Gerald oh wow we listen. and we don't judge next no I think we're. done with that game yeah it's been a. long time yeah I'm kind of done with. that game well guys I feel like we got a. lot off our chest and it brought us. closer as a family that should be the. thumbnail for the episode part of your. family we listen and we don't judge we. should do that again some time a balloon. just fell from this why haven't we done.
that yo y yo you're calling me your. family yeah oh my gosh we could start a. whole party with all these balloons. contain my smile. okay what else your secret room got up. there. cash we listen and we don't Jud judge. kiny what when your dog had to go to the. vet because it was high M oh my gosh it. was it was one of my friends is fault it. was not she didn't get it from the park.
he probably did something in the yard. left are you k you didn't tell. her you didn't tell her no you didn't. tell her I did. not that part you know really good but. we listen and we don't judge yeah for. you guys that don't know keny's dog got. high very high didn't we found out one. of our friends who his friend came over. our friend friend our friend had a. friend over why back you didn't tell.
Kenzie are you stupid stop we're not. judging stop judging this is a judgment. fre listen we thought the dog what else. is upstairs no no don't throw any. weapons. good. spaghetti what the heck what a. spaghetti that is a. weap that was crazy no no no not even. like cook spaghetti no but seriously I. don't think we've ever told that story.
no we didn't yeah there's a reason yeah. because your dog was high okay all know. your dog ston like cut the entire last. 15 your. dog not know that it was in your. backyard no I knew okay okay then I was. about to say I just I don't understand. why we're talking about it well if you. know why you mad well we should make. that a thumbnail keny's dog got high. listen we don't judge I got your dog. guys that's a great can we do that no no.
no but we thought we weren't sure if the. dog why what hey don't worry that. friend's not allowed at our house. anymore I I would prefer not to say that. why you embarrass Stella's activities we. did oh my God L No One's Gonna Hold It. Against Stella I mean she just saw about. can you move on hey no I got to tell the. story we were literally sitting out here. on the podcast and I look over. what she's she's obviously actually not. happy about it so let's just move on.
like why wait I'm back because Maverick. said something that got cut once again I. don't know if when it got cut if the. spaghetti was here or not we have. spaghetti now it fell from the ceiling. what are you doing Kate I'm making. something she's making a marshmallow. shish kebab I've been inspired oh my. goodness she's building a house I I did. this once in school wait seriously what. are you doing I did that in school I'm. building Kate's making some crazy arts. and crafts right now good luck when the.
secret room. provides you messed it up so much. spaghetti um okay are we done with we. listed and we don't judge yeah we're. done with that moving on right game over. I'm going to itch my hand I won I won oh. a basketball a basketball that was hey. guys it's your birthday maybe that. basketball's for you happy birthday oh. it's your hair with itoons and the. balloons that's why it's Ste everything. it's my birthday and you got any cake up. yeah give me some cake he might have. cake I want cake what if he just give me.
cake I don't know I don't think it. responds to your. questionnaire oh my. god well don't let it go to waste eat it. come on you right candy no no please I. really enjoy these clothes I'm so. serious please I really please please. eat she'll be really mad I will cuz the. last cake you thre on me my clothes had. to throw them away y just taste it eat. some of your cake it'll be great please.
have your cake and eat it maybe it's. your $70 pants on that she specifically. told me to change before the episode and. I forgot to so I wouldn't throw that on. me either or she's going to still be mad. I'll stab you with my porcupine spine. Cas why don't you just go ahead take a. little bite little do you want cake no. no no I'll stab him with my porcupine. spine wow this is can I help you have C. this is like. this is a very I was going to give you. the first bite it is a polite thing to.
do where I'm from that's a very fluffy. cake where are you from Retta yes no. no you can have. it just take the first bite there you go. you have a second bite okay don't get on. his jeans there you go here okay you can. have the third bite there you go here. you have the fourth B I can I have a. side that no one else has touched uh. sure you can have this one your hands I. got to give it to you it's customary. where I'm from.
customary there you go aren't you going. to where you're from. tomorrow is spaghetti here look at our. y'all are crazy for eating that I never. eat that that was on the ground oh. cashit you telling me that's not a c. where you from. no you got it all over me wor I'm just. going to wipe my hands on the do look at. her head Cas you believe all my hair. sticking into the spaghetti K keny what. are you doing I'm getting Gerald to WIP.
my hands oh that's yeah Gerald is a good. napkin in times Cas do you realize you. whoa what are you guys actually doing to. her head looks really cool oh my God. she's freaked up right now she looks. like the when those like uh when those. Asian girls have Chopsticks in their. hair but like she put way too many what. you got cake all over me all right well. that's not my fault okay seriously how. many of those can y'all fit in there I. mean a lot I mean like we're not even. and it's like the more I put the better. it goes you literally look like a.
porcupine har what day are you on for. like wash day like how many days uh I. washed on Monday so I should probably. just wash tonight dude I've always. wanted to touch a porcupine have you. need more on this side of your head yeah. I feel like a porcupine is like a living. Cactus yeah well now you got one right. next to you have you seen the cute. little porcupines like giving themselves. a bath it's so cute giving themselves a. bath yeah they're all cute roll over oh. Hedgehog that's what it is you got icing. on your cheek guys what the heck I look.
crazy absolutely insane you still got. some you kind of have like this is how I. imagine Donald Trump's hair in the. morning Donald he doesn't mean. it Donald y why do I feel like there are. some people that wake up with hair like. that uh hello I feel like I wake up I. was about to say the back of cas's hair. in the morning is so funny what I wake. up like I just not the front just the. back of her hair no I wake up I just. came from war really and it's always. because I it's cuz kiny will come down.
with Stella and honey the second she. hears Stella goes crazy and she wants to. get out of her crate so I have to drag. myself out of bed and I'm so tired and. I'm like a zombie but yeah that's pretty. similar to what I look like oh well in. the morning I usually brush my hair. before you actually see me go guys do. you think hitting a million followers is. a big achievement yeah you oh my gosh. you look like the Statue of Liberty oh. my goodness she do that's what you look. like I need can you raise your hand like. this please.
give her the Gerald yeah wait wait here. here you're the Statue of Liberty ready. Lady Liberty you cannot tell me that she. does not look exactly like the statue of. Li hold. up every time I lift my arm it pokes me. this is our Lady Liberty it's so. patriotic it's the LOL Lady Liberty yeah. LOL Liberty LOL Liberty L love lol. Liberty that that that Mak sense my head. yeah I'm sorry I I should never speak. again yeah that's that's good man I had.
two great games we played this episode. two you had one great game and the best. friend game best friend game you guys. played my best friend game I don't. remember that and nobody won what. nobody's your best friend I guess keny. won okay well I brought two games did. anyone else bring a game here I got a. game I got a game if somebody can guess. my. favorite tacos no chicken no red no. seven no what. I got a game how many noodles did y'all.
see the lights flash yeah the lights be. flashing how how many noodles can I. shake out of my hair how many noodles. can you all hopefully wait you think she. can get them all out if she shakes her. head yeah I mean aggressive yeah shake. your head shake your head close your. eyes they're going fall out no they're. not falling out they're going. to no shake your head I feel like one's. going to fly off and stab me in the eye. like a porcupine yeah just I feel like I. need to stand up or something. oh sh your head you actually look like.
you need to go into. hibernation all right you got it shake. your head okay all right two wait oh. yeah I knew it okay okay dude that's you. got one left you got one oh it's gone. it's gone it's gone you did I you oh you. got all of them I got all of them yeah. one left no you actually still have one. that's so. yeah there you go you look like a little. rock star doing that you know what I'll.
give somebody $100 here if they can. guess something of me you ready for you. what is my. dream you guys ready for this yes and. there is a correct answer myc okay yes. what was my childhood dream car oh I. know it I'll go Mercedes $1100 yeah. Nissan 350Z no close oh Nissan 350. Nissan 370s it was a Lamborghini but you.
wanted it wrapped blue and orange both. wrong no it was a lambor I was saving up. my money for this a Toyota Cameron oh oh. a Corvette yeah w m is my best friend. yeah I'm his best friend that's me okay. well uh if any of y'all can guess my. dream car I'll give youon nope Tesla. Lamborghini McLaren G wagon. Tesla Bronco no not the color it has but. not a Bronco pink Jeep Jeep pink Tesla.
no uh closer Land Rover no cyber truck. no pink Corvette y'all aren't my friends. pink Corvette this a hard game is AR my. friends what is it then it's a pink. Porsche a how is a bronco. close I said a Tesla's close oh you said. that's not even close that's an electric. okay anyways Guys these noodles made me. itchy I just can't wait to go home and. shower I would go home and shower right. away quick.
now after having noodles like what are. you going to go home you're going to say. yeah Mom I have to shower I had a bunch. of noodles in my hair what if you go. home and you're like yeah I have to. shower I have a bunch of noodles in my. hair how do you even explain. that like something went bad at the. what's that restaurant called my ha. what's that restaurant called what. H Habachi Hab Habachi like something. went bad at Habachi Habachi doesn't have. noodles whoa you can fit them in your. hair too Harper when you're talking to. your parents how do you say you're.
coming over here are you like oh I got. to go to the podcast or I I said uh I. got to go to the Pod okay got to go to. the Pod my friend's house what do you. mean what do I say I live here I know I. got to go upstairs are you like I got to. go to the Pod or I got to film The Pod. we say we got to film I say I say I have. to go film The Pod to my friends that. they're like do you have anything to do. after school today do you want to hang. out and like oh sorry I have to film. this stupid pod this stupid and I'm like. it's number one on the charts the award. so it's number one hey yeah guys make.
sure you follow us on Spotify we're try. to become the number one podcast on. spotif And subscribe 80% of you guys are. not subscribed why do you always say. that I don't know I don't think it's the. real statistic either what what dud I. don't know how many of you guys aren't. subscribed but I know it's a lot of Y. imagine Mr Beast does this for a. challenge if you drop a noodle you're. out you. know shake your head yeah bet you never. thought of that game Mr Beast. he thinks he's good at coming up with. games he doesn't know us why would that. actually be an entertaining game yeah.
you have to stick five noodles in your. hair and if they fall you're you're. cancell and you have to shake that you. just have to stand there for hours. eliminated you're cancelled why do they. stick so well Nole you are canel no. you're out cancel cancel there's going. to be so many kids just sticking noodles. in their hair at home and their parents. what on my. noodles what Happ all my noodles still. fell. you does it scratch your head yeah it.
feels kind of good it feels it looks. like you know those head scratchers that. they sell for like a dollar you guys are. missing no if you take a a bunch of them. and scratch your head with it it feels. so good guys don't take your mom's. noodles out of the pantry and try to. scratch your head C you got to do this. recommend to do this I'm not going to. lie this is very. entertaining it feels good literally. some kid at home is watching this and. their parents are going to be like why. did you put all of our noodles in your. hair yeah if y'all are doing can we make. this a trend and like be cool we should. yeah I want to see Tik Tok dances with.
noodles. in looking like a big Porky pie wait why. is it would that actually be a Tik Tok. Trend I can see that few people are just. doing the ren game with these in their. hair yeah like look M Tik Tok tell me. you're not stop scrolling yeah you're. going to be like little Macy's that. you yall know Lil Tay yeah do you know L. Tay yeah we should get her on our. podcast how do you know little take cuz. she's like you know her or you know of. her I know of her okay do you know her.
do you know her what do you know little. do you know little T what are you Star. Struck by Little T no do you have you. met her uh yes maybe what is it to you. her and Danielle. bergoli no be honest I have no you. haven't yeah I have I said be honest he. has I have no no okay whose birthday was. that show me the pH it was another Danny.
or something wasn't it it was someone's. birthday uh yes I think it was my go you. know what a person said to me the we. went to that birthday do you remember. going to that birthday yeah I remember. we met her there Daniel boli 99% sure no. cuz if I would have met Danielle boli I. would have told her cash me outside no. you didn't no cash me you wouldn't have. said that shut up you met Daniel bti bti. wait Danielle bot better man the the. girl who just wrote that what's. happening on our t y why is the TV. playing music okay that's weird all.
right the diss. track Botti now you got to cook aot now. you going to diss me in the hom the girl. who's like you don't even the girl. that's like w white white white horse. yeah yeah yeah you met her she's my. she's I love her so remember really. that's your idol really she's my idol I. love her so much an this this like years. ago I love her so much that's an. interesting choice she's my favorite. person almost ever really almost ever.
besides who's your favorite Ariana. Grande yes and God and you know what's. funny Ariana Grande was like my favorite. person until I was like 16 yeah and then. how many do you'all actually think I. could fit in my head two uh probably not. many more if I'm being honest probably. 150 you got one 150 how many do you. think's in there right now shake them. dreads 50. how many do you think's in there right. now. 50 oh I got cake on the bottom of my.
slipper can't fit much more come on what. do you think of. that can't fit much more how many do you. got in there did you. count I can count them right now one two. three four. five uh no I don't know they falling we. need a big you're throwing them at. yourself. oh that's a big chunk that is a big. chunk hunk chunk oh my gosh your hair is.
GNA be so. disgusting got. it you kind of look like you're Weir how. hair can hold things wait Alex do you. want to. jump I tell you debating for like an. hour no it's so high I think you'll. break your ankle honestly I lowy think. you'll break your ankle you'll be fine. no ankle folded do not jump wait wait. wait maybe jump what kind of health. insurance you got no you'll be fine off. health insurance no we don't um but yeah.
I would I would do it you'll be fine I. saw him thinking about it do not do it I. probably wouldn't Bron said do. it Alex you're going to hurt your your. ankle is going to snap are you. really only real adult. here no everybody bab you 30 you still. ain't no a. doll I mean if you hung by your hands. and then go I was going to I was going. to hang yeah do the Hang do the hang I. don't know I don't know he he breaks his.
angle he does n out of. 10 hey this is the one and nine 10 Alex. please. don't please your mother would be so. upset you don't have money for broken. bones and we don't want to pay for. broken. bones you are not insured by the LOL. podcast up to you man. I'm you haven't even jumped yet well.
we've got it recorded TR to talk me into. it I'm in the. at everybody everybody go around and say. that you don't think you should jump so. it's on recording what did you say we. should all go around and say we don't. think you should jump so it's recorded. no so he can't sue us come on jump I got. to have over a 100 in my. head I have to have over a 100 inside my. head all right well Alex isn't jumping. so we'll see you guys next time bye well. you you did say cut goodbye cash you. didn't come back from the cut you don't.
have to interrupt me when I'll see. youall next time.
