We Got Married As TEENAGERS!

so you guys are probably wondering wow. why did you guys get married so young I. can't breathe that might be why they. clicked on this video that might be why. you're here right now I cannot breathe. so let me tell you I can't breathe poor. baby we were the ages of she died oh no. she dies a lot it's okay she'll come. back they just were really young and. wanted to make poor decisions so that's. not it the comment section say y'all got. pregnant uh well what yes did get me. pregnant she did so y'all had to rush a.

wedding and we had to rush a wedding cuz. we weren't sure when I was going to give. birth so it took y' year but then we. found out it was a false pregnancy test. so I'm not pregnant and it's. everything's going to be all right it. went a false pregnancy test huh y'all. just uh you had just gained a little. weight and you didn't know it yeah on me. no you literally justed. on my second question do you regret. being. married you get off of no I didn't I. didn't I I literally felt it babe I. would not fart on you she she farted on.

me she farted on me the other day what. yesterday she was no she did didn't you. go ahead tce I would divorce she did. twice she was sitting on top of me and. she farted twice. oh the first one I said that's. understandable the second one the second. one I was like what I literally was. editing the podcast this morning where. you literally said you never fart yeah. that's not true then what happened. Kate what happened I fart all the time. tell he's making this up right now no.

she farted on me I told him he was. making it up then did you not fart on me. no I did not yes you did and you know it. she's embarrassed no are you embarrassed. she's embarrassed she literally trying. so hard to make then then what was the. um me oh God it was that noise too no it. was it was that noise I feel so bad for. your wife bro oh no dude no she ripped. one I feel bad for you to be hon yeah I. get F this is my life this is my life I.

I get farted on and everybody's like I. feel bad for Kate what do you mean I was. the one that almost got PE ey like how. do you feel bad for her honestly I think. you have it good like imagine Harper. married and. farting what what are you watching right. now y take away her phone again bro no. no no no wait was Diana's death who's. Diana a Princess Diana was was uh. Princess Diana's death really an. accident that's what you were watching. on the Pod like that you need to know. that information right now a good.

question I don't even know who Princess. Diana is what really happened to Amelia. aart that's a good question H what. really happened what did they say she. went muted triangle can you get off of. me okay we're talking about why we got. married so young and we need to show. that we're in love literally crushing me. at least let me first of all I lost 10. lbs because of my sickness so I'm. lighter than I've ever been wait. actually I did when I was sick I lost 10. lbs in 3 days and I I've eaten like a.

horse and I haven't been able to put it. back on do horses eat a lot that girl at. was eaten like a cow and I haven't been. able to put it back on like a pig I've. eaten like a is that is that what it is. probably I think I've eaten like a pig. and I haven't been able to put it back. on and you know how much I have eight. and eight and eight and I lost 10 lbs. eight I lost 10 lbs in three days did I. did I say that part 16 where did Marilyn. and Rose Body go when it was missing for. no take her phone away that's it you're. grounded anyways fine I lost three lb no. wait I lost 10 lb in three.

and that was about 2 weeks ago and I. have eaten so much since then and I. still I've only gained two more pounds. and how has this affected your marriage. uh I don't know um well it's affected my. marriage as in the way because you know. I need to eat more and she doesn't. understand how much I need to eat so she. doesn't make me the right amount of. portions oh and when and when she's. cooking for me I end up eating all of it.

and she's like why are you eating all of. it because I'm malnourished and she. doesn't understand that you know what. happen she's never been malnourished so. she doesn't understand how I feel are. you saying she's fat no she's never been. malnourished I mean she's got reserves. on her on her dump truck you know what I. mean I don't have those I'll prove it to. you right now no I don't have Reserve. that that's quite all right no no you. know what happened understand if I had. reserves I wouldn't need to eat so much. but when no but wait let me finish but.

when I don't when I don't have enough my. it starts eating my muscles and my bones. away because I have a u i have a what's. that called I have a uh I have a. metabolism disorder and disorder I have. to eat can somebody fixed this so I. don't have to hold my mic wait Joe can. you hear her through mine it's bad I. think it's like double coming through. cuz it's so close yeah I don't think we. can have to here I'll readjust how about. you get up uh wait uh no can you just. like make his arm longer so how up like. a big boy take it off and hold it.

crushing me bab listen the truth is guys. cash and Kate got wait no I need to. defend myself as a wife huh no I need to. defend myself as a wife he said he said. she doesn't feed me wait wait wait let. me hold the mic for you she doesn't feed. me at all y'all want to know what I fed. him bro at a whole pound and that never. happen no what no a whole pound um a. pound of ground beef and like like. that's what you put in hamburger helper.

he ate the whole pot of Hamburger Helper. all for himself I I let I was like okay. I'm going to let it eyes no yeah and my. mom never understood my mom was like you. don't need a third Bowl I was like yes I. do because of my deficiency problem I. literally said I said I made a pot of. Hamburger Helper and I was like okay. it's going to cool and I said cash is. ready if you want to come get some and I. was going to go take a shower I was. going to eat some and I came back and it. was all gone well that's exactly so I. just didn't eat dinner I think that's.

what he's mad. about that's what I'm mad about listen. is I say she doesn't make me enough. portions I listen the last three nights. in a row what have I ate and we your. helper so wouldn't you think by the. third night that you should probably. make more you know what I'm saying like. if I ate three nights in a row I ate all. of it is this the biggest problem in. your marriage yeah we have a pretty good. marriage besides the hamburger know I. bought 4 lbs of hamburger meat and it's. in our freezer and I can't just put four.

pounds on the stove for one night no but. you know what you can do you can tell us. why you decided to get married at 18 oh. yeah cuz that's why everyone's here oh I. forgot about so reason I got married at. 18 we all know so tell your about. me cuz no one believes that you were. pregnant amazing wait that was my story. go ahead tell yours um GNA cry so I. really wasn't interested in getting. married and then one day cash was.

scrolling on his phone and he opened up. his bank account and I got a glimpse and. that's when I was first of all that was. my bank. account I'm kidding what if C Mar to MAV. I you know I've always wondered that and. then then well then this house would be. a wreck that's actually why she uh why. he proposed you're like huh I had to. propose quick before you know something. else happened what before he stole her. what no I'm just kidding no I've never. been scared of that in my life if Mavs.

Mavs Riz game I I'd be surprised if he. even pulls a female at this point what. just like the male I dance with one guy. and you say that and he told him to put. his hand out like this okay guys the. reason I feel like this is a weird. position where I want you out of that. position I want you back over here all. right fine hold on guys bear with me. while I switch. positions a just bear with him for a.

couple seconds. yeah wait the mic's falling mik Help mik. Falling it hurts get up I'm switching. positions woman hold on oh no why are. you sitting back down. what no this is much better she sounds. like she's giving birth just are you. pregnant no you just crushed my freaking. body hey cash hey cash there's another. there's another chair there's a chair.

H yeah okay okay so okay let me let me. sit where the man's supposed to. sit guys this is ridiculous I just want. to I just we got to tell them the reason. we got married at 18 we got to stay with. the story I lost three lbs this weekend. by the. way sweetheart sit down I was just. joking this is I feel like it's weird. for me to sit on his lap you're sitting. on my lab you're sitting right here cuz. I'm so skinny in that little corner I. think I've realized they're the problem. it's not a very much they're the ones.

that can't tell a story okay I feel like. a middle school couple that's like. awkwardly sat Kate this is this is the. story about why were married y' are much. bigger than a middle school. couple I'm dude not me I'm not not at. the rate I'm losing weight killed the. Gin this is just really. sad come here all right you got to. speaking of the mic so uncomfortable to. watch I can't after hours with harp and. MTH pee on you watch out yeah just don't.

pee on us can you can you just sit in. your. spot do you not see my baby chair get a. normal chair no bro I after all that. situating sit right here okay tell them. why you married. me gosh. I go ahead I don't want to do that. because I'm amazing and I was about to. say it seems like he's like we rehears. this and you couldn't stand life without. me remember I was I was better looking. than Mavericks so you want me.

why am I in this please leave me out of. this that's weird. guys okay go come on oh because he guys. we're having married couple all right. come on ew it was so amazing and she's. going to get a bimple. there uh get an freyle something. freestyle or something no no okay okay. Jokes Aside everyone Kate's going to. tell you why we got married now I got. married oh at 18 oh my dude I literally. need you to get your own seat just going. to have to deal with it for right now.

okay go ahead sh her back down go ahead. I got married because I thought it would. be a fun thing to do at 18 so why did. you think it was so fun babe they have. watched all this time to hear the. reasoning we need to give them more give. them more listen I don't know what y'all. want from me I started dating him and I. wanted to marry him is she about to. cry well she gets sentimental when she. talks about me oh so it's it's okay I. know it's. hard but you're going to have to open up. about your feelings she's getting shy or.

she just gets sad when she thinks about. why she married. you it's one of I haven't figured it out. yet um I can't I know you can't you're. going to have to sit down to the. 17-year-old that's thinking I soon as I. turn 18 I'm getting married yeah don't. do it okay what I mean she's getting shy. what do you mean don't do it I well you. haven't given the very many reasons to. do it now have you so maybe you should. give them some listen I am a great wife. I she cooks she cleans I don't think.

cash started with I have a great husband. yeah hold up that's not what marriage is. about it's not about bragging it's about. a we thing cash literally told me he. married you for the tax benefits uh they. are pretty good and I married that's not. what he told me I married her for a lot. of benefits but some are better than. okay go ahead I just I literally he said. if we get married you will get access to. a credit card and I said okay that's not. why I said can you be for real for a. second when I have I haven't been joking. this whole whole time I've been serious.

and I've been trying to make this a good. loving podcast episode you remember that. headache I have you were yelling a year. right now sorry all right that's why she. keeps looking away okay I guys I I fell. in love with cash and I wanted to be his. wife not by force not by force and I. didn't want to um like how I didn't want. to wait until I was like in my late 20s. to get married when I knew I wanted to. get married I oh why but don't you feel. like you're going to miss out on the. college experience um College seems like.

the worst thing that I could have ever. experienced what about just like the. experience of being like a young adult. and like going out I am a young adult. but you don't go out have fun going out. and partying with other guys have fun. partying with other guys is not on my. roster I mean it was on my roster but I. didn't get any invites not many guys. liked me that way oh gu oh wait girls. did you fart bro no no okay it literally. smells so bad it's his I didn't you know.

it might be I meant to brush my teeth. before the episode I really did mean to. brush my teeth before the episode that's. crazy that's crazy what are you doing. you can't have that mic she wants I'll. sit down here no we'll sit right. here M Harper do you guys have any. questions of why we got married so young. okay uh when you got married you had to. I assume ask her parents can you hear my. phone how did that go my cellular device. oh how'd that go I'm just thinking if a. 17-year-old came up to me and was like. Hey I want to marry your daughter I'm.

going be like no kid yeah so when I. asked especially when he tells me his. job is Instagram I'm GNA be like no I do. Instagram yeah when when I asked her dad. if we could get. married well he only said no he only. said four. words words those must have been some. important words that's all he he said. four words when I asked and okay I was. 16 years old when cash asked him yeah so.

Harper she was only a year and a half. older than you getting married that's. crazy to think about wow that actually. that's a child imagine some guy she Str. out the crib imagine that's my sister's. age no younger than my sister a year. younger yeah my my sister getting. married right now would be so weird when. is your sister turn. 18 next year yeah that we asked to get. married when she was 16 which is crazy. to think about that is psych and so I go.

to him I would have honestly as a dad. been like yeah sure whatever it's not. going to happen like sure if you if if. that's your dream buddy like go ahead. and think about it but knowing like yeah. they're kids they'll they'll break up. yeah wa what's wrong I'm just so I'm. just I can't just let she's. uncomfortable with you just let me sit. shees like you make her uncomfortable. just let me sit in the other chair she. doesn't like how you are so when I asked. her dad to get married.

I just I can't just let me sit in the. other chair yes you can just sit up. straight posture posture there you go I. feel like there you go a middle school. couple just like this this is like not. normal okay for everybody in the comment. section that's like why don't they act. like a couple I'm trying I'm trying okay. I can't cuz she just she doesn't want me. okay if I were her I when I asked her. father for her hand in marriage it was.

first of all very intense cuz he's just. always in the garage and I so I had to. go out to the garage I was like okay. here we go you're like acting like you. know what these tools do you're like. yeah yeah I was like nice tools I'm. going to go ask him if I can marry his. 16-year-old daughter what could go wrong. I go out there and I was like that's. crazy hey. man what you doing you guys were so. young like y'all were just what upstairs. watching Elmo and you're like I'm going. to go out to marry your daughter he and. I was like so what would you think about.

me and Kate getting. married uh in the near future and he he. he stops what he's doing he just drops. and he's. like and he was. like he just turns around to me I'll. never forget this moment he just turns. around to me and he goes I'll think. about it and then he I'm not even. kidding he turns right back around and. keeps doing what he was doing. I was.

like you'll think about it okay and his. backs to me again now and I was just. like I think about we're finish we're. gonna go finish Barney yeah I was like. I'm just gonna go back. inside and I I don't I didn't get an. answer for like a week or two and then I. was like do I ask him again did he. forget about it I don't know what to do. and then he and then he finally he like. called me into the garage one day and he. was like I thought about it that's good. that's good and he was like all I ask is.

that you wait until she's at least. 18 so that's that's a crazy low bar by. the way so we did we got married two. days after she turned. 18 two days after her birthday don't be. over achieve her anything you know two. days we did wait two we did wait the two. days so it was a win-win and did you did. you like how did the conversation go. like the rest of the family hold on. Kate's very uncomfortable so there's a. lot of allegations saying like what why. would you get.

married allegations yeah do you know. what allegations are no okay I love you. so much but I just did not love that. seating. arrangement so uh how did the. conversations go with the rest of the. family my lips are so chapped so the. rest so when the rest of the family. found out we were getting married mom. and yeah it was kind of it was kind of. awkward because you know her other. sister thought we were going to be. getting married and so I had to break. the news to her that I chose this sister. and. the crazy that's not true at all the.

brothers well one of them didn't find. out until like six months later after we. were engaged Michael yeah he no the. other one Zach he was like he didn't. find out no and he was like nobody told. me this and everybody's like I don't. know how you know y'all never told him. well he lives in Arkansas who goes there. so like you can't text him yeah but like. I don't remember what happened people in. Arkansas just disappear like who's in. Arkansas my dad it's crazy like my dad. moves away no he doesn't your dad lives.

at your house no he doesn't not anymore. yes he does I no don't believe her guys. her dad lives at her house she's a happy. family no no she goes up to Arkansas for. work trips she my dad. yes I shouldn't have said that it's a. secret. anyways yeah so uh most of the family. was pretty cool about it um your mom. doesn't didn't really care your dad seem. Str rested um your sister's mad.

understandably your your brother uh he. didn't really care I think he thought it. was cool and then your oldest brother. yeah he was just a little confused why. nobody told him ever I can see Harper. getting married at 18 no no I don't want. to get married I don't want to after. Ariston God I can't get over him a. little heartbreak yeah I promise he gets. better no doesn't it'll be okay hey look. at your I got I.

got what' she say she said look at your. life it doesn't get that is true I mean. she did get you that it has not gotten. better for you actually I met a girl no. you didn't actually me and Arison had a. conversation in the hallway today stop. trying to talk everything I say what did. y'all talk about in the hallway today he. said hi Harper and I didn't say anything. good I flipped him off oh no I'm kidding. I didn't do that with hand hearts with. hand Hearts I actually didn't do that I. um I didn't like talk to him cuz I can't.

so the whole conversation was just High. Harper I wonder if one day I can. actually talk about what he did probably. not I really want yeah eventually she. will be able to I think we should just. keep his name out of our bouts guys no. like I think I think Matt might be right. the world is GNA go silent once they. find out what he did no one's GNA no he. didn't do nothing right he did a lot he. did M did you not hear. no all right MAV wait what were you. saying I said I met a girl and then she. just blew me off well yeah nobody really.

believed that one so it's true no you. didn't I did where did you meet her. Instagram so you didn't meet her no I. did we've been talking have you met her. in real life well no so you have not met. her well I was right he did not meet a. girl no I met a girl and she's very nice. my lips have you facetimed her no dude. stop playing with a rug what's her name. Trinity okay no oh no I knew a trinity. once what she had hu never mind what no. never mind huge what sorry I'm sorry I.

should it huge lips uh yes that was what. I was goingon to say perfectly no you. guys know yeah I know yeah I know this. go sorry go ahead M what were you sorry. what were you saying ears okay I mean I. wasn't really saying much I was just. saying I met a girl and I hope it's not. well maybe. do different Trinity oh it's different. one yeah this one's from Oklahoma oh. well. maybe why would you choose an Oklahoma.

girl bro what is up with you dissing. States my home I was born and raised in. Oklahoma my entire life you're not from. arkans and I looked around and I said I. got to get out of here and I I mov to. Texas yeah except for he's contradicting. himself because I got a charm bracelet. for Christmas I want to see that what is. it oh yeah this was crazy I'll show you. it after no go ahead K tell them about. our nice love story it's James Avery no. tell them about our cute little date to.

James Avery yeah so I was like I want. you to pick out a charm for my bracelet. and he was like okay and heing wait wait. pause did you guys hear that what what. Kate say pick out a charm for my. bracelet I want you to pick out a charm. for my bracelet yeah that's what she. told me okay so I I happily got in the. car and happily drove to James Avery to. spend $80 on a little nugget that's this. big okay they they charge you $80 for a. piece of metal that is this big. $80 they charge. you $280 for a charm okay Harper no need.

to flex on us right now my charm nugget. was 280 my charm nugget I'm just she. asked me me to pick out a charm I like. for her bracelet continue let me finish. and then this is what she did to me go. he was like this is the one I want and I. come over lo and behold can you guess. what charm me picked out for me an ihart. Oklahoma charm he wanted to put on my. charm bracelet I said I don't see what's. wrong with that I'm from Oklahoma nope. you're you just switched up no what you. just trashed Oklahoma he want but it's.

still my home state got to represent he. wanted me to put and everyone knows my. opinions on Oklahoma I don't Vibe with. Oklahomans like I'm literally from that. like what does that even mean you're. right you do Vibe with them barely trust. me we Vibe everyone that lives in this. house except you is from Oklahoma all. three of us actually everyone in this. room is Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma. Arkansas and where are you from Oklahoma. that's what I thought oh she is MHM no. she is from mahola you're such a cat no. no she was born there she was born there.

no you were yes she was yes she was no. you w not yes she was no they told us. that I think that's actually true it is. true I'm not buying that okay it is true. but no oh no no so it wasn't true okay. so most of us my grandparents are and so. that bloodline your bloodline she. originated my dad's from there and that. means I'm from there yes so she's got. strong Oklahoma Blood y isan blood what. Indian yes I'm part of the uh Happy Bear. tribe you're part of a tribe yeah oh my.

gosh I've always wanted to be part of a. tribe. dude what oh my gosh I feel so funny no. dude I always wanted to be part of that. what Tri are you part of a tribe what. did she say wait are you part of a tribe. you're from Arkansas don't say anything. else what did you say wait say what. tribe it was Cy bear.

what's so funny. bro I don't understand I I really wish I. knew what was so funny cuz like I. thought it was like a little bit funny. but I didn't I don't I didn't get this. VI oh my God that was. good no she is part of a tribe I don't. understand no oh I know what it is they. don't think they don't think you're. actually part of a. tribe oh wait is it is it fake no wait. is it not a real. try no way that's an animal it's an.

animal it's an no that's a Ciara I'm. part of the Ciara tribe no she is I back. her she's part of a tribe it's a real. tribe what is going on character from. laughing so hard no oh my gosh if you. guys don't know Oklahoma has it's just. full of a bunch of Indians that have. tribes and everybody has their own tribe. okay I've never had a tribe no one's. ever into their tribe you're technically. maybe you're part of the witchs park.

Blackfoot Blackfoot yeah oh yeah. slightly he is not you I'm I'm I'm. slightly black foot tribe like 1% oh man. grandma was like six and if you're. enough a percent of an Indian in a tribe. you get given money yeah straight from. Indians bro there's one Indian tribe up. in yo your is it's an Indian tribe it's. like in Michigan or something Michigan. yeah everyone that is has the the blood. of this whatever tribe I don't know if. you be like full blood or whatever they.

get like what was it it was like $80,000. a month yeah it was like $80,000 get. that just being I was like I got to go. cop me one born if you're born and. you're like have enough blood in you or. whatever you're the Indian you literally. get a check for 80,000 every single. month cuz like the Indian tribe like. even when you're one years old when. you're one day the day you're born you. start getting it yeah it's crazy find. one of them women and we we have other. friends that are part of other tribes. and they get like them get like 2,000 a. month like I get like no you don't get.

anything I do no you don't she might you. don't get the cppy bar Drive are yall. like there's like there's no I might be. pronouncing it wrong but like no no okay. wait wait how much money you get me I. get like $100 a month or something like. that I don't know no it's like 123 she's. such a good liar bro it's crazy what no. she's I don't think she's lying I'm not. lying the the Cy baruck you know where. Cy bars are from black foot tribe really. that's real C's an anim yeah but the.

names are always crazy I just looked it. up the C tribe doesn't exist an L I know. I I might wait wait wait if you called. your mom I've read multiple books say. yes but he took my phone. oh she's lying no I'm not yes you are. Kara it's I think it's like it's like. the kabara or something like that I. don't you know the theme song there's no. theme song to the cppy bar Tri all. tribes have theme songs it's like. [Music].

so you don't know their theme song no no. because they pay me no they their theme. song has like a one two three in it. that's why they pay me 100 this has got. to be like racist like you're claiming. to be part of a a fake tribe no I am. part of the tribe because they pay me. $123 a month and they have one two three. in their tribe um in their Tri no I. don't believe you you think you think. she would know how much she gets paid. first of all you wouldn't I do no no you. wouldn't and all you're telling me you. get paid I understand why you're like. offending My Tribe like.

that you can't just make up a tribe she. said they paid me one two three why. can't you make up a tribe people make up. a religion and defend it I'm starting. the tribe and to be part of my tribe you. must pay me I'm going to flip it around. everyone that wants to join has to pay. me $150 fee a month for what everybody. who being a part of tribe and I'm going. to start at amazing tribe it's like you. know those gym memberships you up for. you talking about a cult and there's.

yeah I'm going to start a cult. Dy and that's what it's going to. be any. takers what's yours called the kangaroo. trbe mine's called The Cab Bar trbe but. like I you try to switch tribes no oh. Cab Bar yours isn't real drop it it's. not real it. is I I serious like it's so funny they. bought that that's hilarious you know. what every wait is hold up are tribes. like a known thing or is that just cuz. we live in Oklahoma what do you mean I.

did not know about them in PKA I'm not. going to Li that's what it's called the. pkas some somebody Google that's a real. one somebody Google it that's a real one. wait it is yeah no way that's a real one. I'm part of P you from P that's not that. popular yeah wait hold up wait how' you. go from I'm not joking it's the ponas. the their tribe animal is a Cy bar and. I'm not joking I'm being. so huh I'm being so SC Tri animal a CA. bar there's no way the ponkos aren't. from South America who even knows what.

the ponkos are me I'm sure the ponas. were up in liketh and did you know I. live no ma stop trying to sound like no. ma said I think the Ponka were Northeast. I do you don't even know what a Ponka is. yes I do don't know where they they're. both you know what's funny my my my Lous. is on Ponka Avenue I'm not joking I'm. being so I so it's fake no I mean. there's a p Tri there is a PKA tribe yes. but there's not first off their animals. not the cppy bar yeah it is they're not. from South America huh definely not yeah.

it's not it is there's no way well the. South American tribes were not named. like Puna they were named like. freaking like katapa or whatever no they. were named like freaking the ones down. there in Peru what what the Incas and. stuff like they weren't named inas you. talking about Inca Cola where do you. think you got that name incaa Ina Cola. is a soda in Peru I know because I went. there and I drank it he just called you. stupid Ina like one of the most popular. tries okay listen guys to be honest all. I really care about is my new tribe so I.

want to just explain something real. quick so my new tribe is going to be. $150 a month fee if any of you guys. would like to sign up there will be a. link down below and if you sign up yes. you have to pay me 150 bucks but for. every for every person you get to sign. up you get $75 of their monthly fee what. did I put out my cash so no but listen. so sounds more if you get if you get. three people to sign up you've paid for. your membership and you're profiting $75. a month gy B anybody want to join no. that really convinced me low key what no.

you it's it's a profit tribe everyone. profits multimedia marketing all goes to. don't call it a scheme because everyone. a pyramid schem and everyone's. happy what are the rules of the M say. you pay me 150 a month yeah and you get. Harper and herter sign up and you get 75. so now you've paid for yours and then. you get Alex you're profiting $75 a. month from signing up for my tribe I. don't give a CRA I don't sign up for. your tribe I just get three people to. give me 150 bucks a month and tell them. the same thing but you don't have my.

tribe you don't have like all the the. stuff what you don't have nothing no I'm. going to have like I'm going to have you. have a. logo I'm going to have a logo lober. listen I'll hire the same guy that made. that logo and yeah it's going to have. like you'll get I made that logo no you. didn't don't even say I made the. Christmas one you mean you took the logo. and you put a Santa hat on it no that's. not what I mean yes I worked very hard. on the Christmas one it looks like.

trash wow that was and my tribe name I'm. kidding you look like I would say you. look like the Wendy's girl but you look. like the Wendy's girl on the soda on the. can or on the the cup after it's been in. the trash Oh it's like all soggy and. everything from the soda they don't get. soggy anymore the styrofoam what did. they upgrade. yes but my my my tribe is going to be. called the Primos that answer what yeah. answer the Primos who is. this hello oh wait put up to the mic who.

is this show me. um so our friends at the school give um. us Harper's number because they somehow. have it oh my gosh they gave out her. number yeah every wait they shouldn't be. doing that everybody gives out wa wait. you don't know who that is no dude wait. you pause yall just talking to fans. right now I don't know who I'm talking. to there's no faces hey show me your. face face. bro are they showing their face well if.

you're not going to show okay I'm. hanging out wait let me wait let me see. let me see let me. see they're being elusive wait let me. see let me see real quick they're being. mysterious let me see it oh there she. showed her face wait show your. face ah she's under 18. I no that that bro everybody at school. gives out my number oh my gosh I know. I'm married K but I still can't be. talking under 18s I'm going to say I'm. going to say and I'm going to say and. I'm not going to I'm not taking it back. and I'm going to say it I cannot stand.

the people you go to school with all of. them like all 4,000 of them literally. anybody who's mean to Harper thumbs down. from Kate oh no they got the thumbs down. listen if you're giving out her phone. number. Shady L that is one of the parks in My. Tribe you get Harper's phone number for. 150 a month no guys like literally. everybody I go to school with hates me. yeah you're so bored if you're giving. out her pH phone number find something. better to do no everybody hates me at. school and I love it you love it no I.

cry myself to sleep every night I'm. kidding but hey at least I got some good. friends like. y'all. uh the last I call you say we weren't. your friends what no y'all are my. parents oh so we're not your friends no. listen I feel for you I feel for you. because I was in public school while. being a Tik tocker and it was terrible I. was in public school up to second grade. and that was rough it was hard that's. why I feel so passionate about people.

being me guys do you see my lips there's. a whole red line over it cuz they're so. chapped a have you used Pink Sugar by. summer Fridays yes I have it in my. school bag the Pink Sugar one people. steal it exactly I knew you were going. to say that I was I literally was like. but people steal it from her people. steal it yes I got Harper. DNA yeah you're wa they actually steal. your Chapstick yes obviously like from. your bag yes obviously at a public. school they're going to going to steal a. girl with 4 million followers on Tik Tok. they're going to steal her stuff clearly.

public you would know wouldn't. you K stole a lot of things Kate's the. thief Kate is the I know it's kind of. how many times we were shopping in the. mall and I was doing something and Kate. goes don't do that that's what thieves. do when they're about to steal something. I was like how do you know that what was. I doing oh he was like oh I I said oh go. ahead we were at Paxon and he was like. we had bought in I don't even know oh we. had taken our sweatshirts off and we. were carrying in y PX p no I attempted. that's a that's a nice store they had.

nothing there yeah we walked in there. expensive but I we taken our hoodies off. and then Cash's hat and then we had a. water bottle our arms were full and we. hadn't even started shopping yet and he. was like oh let's just ask Paxton for. like a shopping bag an empty shopping. bag like that's what people who steal do. you ask another store for an empty. shopping bag and then you go to other. stores and you shoplift and you know. what that thought has never entered my. mind because I've never stolen I'm. sweating so bad right now really I would. give you hard for. feel no I'm good I'm fine you feel it I. can't oh my God it's like dripping like. oh wow e oh man it's like a little.

swimming pool up in there I would. literally pay one of you $5 if y'all. touch it okay actually I would go do. that okay do it you got to test the hair. har Harper you don't need $5 that it do. it come on you don't need that stop. trying to get little girls to touch you. cashing weird that's weird you're paying. them now that's you can't say stuff like. that Maverick what we did we all saw it. we all this episode started with how. Kate and Cat sorry he liked underage.

girls then and now was. underage no you wait what are you saying. Joe were you underage uh yes he was. underage no I wasn't underage she's not. like it I mean at some point I was 18. and you were 17 and we had been together. for two years by then which legal in. Texas legal in Texas I Googled it wait. withle go in Texas like date. children date children it's like Romeo. and Juliet law where like if you guys. are dating and there's like I don't know.

it's within I know the law very well I. know the law very well so you sound me. Trump. so um so what you do if you want. to that's horrible opening Trump was. approved by uh Utah or something or Ohio. no let me restart let me restart. approved so if you find yourself dating. an underage person stop what you need to. do is go to the Romeo and Juliet law if. you live in Texas what are you saying. right now well I'm giving you I'm just. telling you what the law is I'm just.

explaining the law okay so it's. definitely not the Romeo and Juliet law. that law is not what talking about right. now is that not the law no that was the. other law oh okay well there's a law is. if you're within like two years apart of. the minor and un minor so if you're 18. and 17 it's still legal which obviously. it should be well also in the state of. Texas 17 is like even 17 is an adult in. Texas yeah it's the eight it's new 18. it's the 17 is the age I would you date. an 18-year-old no yes no you should not.

date an 18y old if they had. money and if they were short you know. you know my mom was your dad right my. mom was 14 and my dad was was he 18 or. 19 well she was a freshman and he was no. she was in eighth grade and he was a. senior so how old are you in eighth. grade no you're like 13 eighth grade and. a senior's crazy that's that's crazy I. would not do that oh my my liist so he. was 18 and she was how old like 13 or 14.

yeah so she was like 13 or 14 he was 18. that's oh that's crazy imagine being a. senior in high school and being like. yeah I'm dating one of the middle. schoolers I could not be friends with. you I'd be like you heard it here first. did you Google the Romeo Juliet law yet. that is not the law well whatever the. law is I don't know what the law is if I. was uh let me think 16. so did you know Piper Ro kill she. actually her Levi is 18 and she's 16 or.

not Levi yeah Lev L yeah that's exactly. what I'm saying you can be 18 and 17 or. like it's like two years is the thing. yeah yeah you can be but also when. you're da because I thought about that. oh go ahead if you start dating when. you're like 14 and 16 and then you're. together for a couple years and then the. guy like he turns 18 and then you're 16. like that's not illegal before you guys. got married this is not legal advice do. we don't really know oh yeah we actually. are not lawyers so don't y have any.

regrets before y'all got married um like. do you. regret what the what you can't say that. that's a bad word that is not a good. word is definitely not an appropriate. word he was you know I bleeped it out. well now if you bleep it they're going. to think he even said a worst word I. know that's. why just cut that whole before before no. okay I'll rephrase the question before. you got married do you regret being oh. wait wait just do one of those like. little beep things like you know those.

little and then come to this scene right. here all right before you got married. cat do you regret being uh what. scandalous uh scand you act like I was. dressing weird what do you mean you mean. kissing 30 plus girls you're kissing. lots of girls no why are we talking. first of all why are we talking about. this again and second of all that's just. what Maverick asked it's just a question. this is supposed to be about our our. happy marriage yeah I'm asking. pre-marriage now. well do you regret it do I regret what.

kissing making out with all women first. of all they were not women yes they were. and second of all some some and second. of. all uh yeah I yeah you regret it yes all. I remember asking you like the day after. each one you said no I don't regret it. no you this is he's just making a never. happen mom do you have summer Fridays. hey M wait M do do do you regret um your. three long-term failed relationships. that have taken a total of seven years.

of your life away and seven years of. your money you you pour so much money. and time so much money time and effort. into yeah but I don't like it looks too. red oh but it's okay it looks like I'm. just bleeding. internally well that's not internally it. would be it would be externally e that's. so cute do you know what internally. means I'm surprised you oh that is red. that's like that's like lipstick I know. I don't like it I'm glad you didn't give. me that one I need chapstick right now. guys I'm just going to put a bunch on so.

please don't mind how it's cute I like. it are no she looking crazy well when. she puts it on like that but when you. mix it in it just adds like a cute tint. to your lips yeah I think you're putting. too much I think it might be a little a. lot yeah I. know I think you're going to use the. whole bottle on. accident well that don't look too good. yeah you're looking a little bit like. Miranda sings maybe I don't I'm not done. yet oh yeah she it already it's gone I.

can't believe it's like a. vampire you know your mom wants mom. freak out your mom. Friday you look like you know like when. those like 8-year-old girls finally find. makeup that's what you look like I see. looks like Kate when she's painting on. her eyebrow when they like get into. their mom's makeup and they're like. look honestly it's a look though you're. going to inspire somebody watching this. oh yeah it's. Aina George my name is did yall watch a.

new movie no I want to though what wait. what what's who's Regina. George huh who's Regina George you know. the Mean Girls movie oh yeah oh the Mean. Girls movie no I don't know who that. doesn't have me she's like the main girl. the main character oh like the main mean. girl oh the blonde one yeah do you know. what everyone says about you they say. that you're you're a homeschooled jungle. freak let top version of me Mom Mom does. it look weird I only know that cuz of. Tik Tok and then she gets hit by a bus.

my mom just lied she does get by a bus. I'm SE come on Tik to and she just. pass yo I was watching a movie what. movie um what was it called it was B of. Brothers no no the one where he's the. pirate uh pirates of the cariban no not. that pirate like the real pirate like. the slean Pirates like um what was it. called oh it was called extor. and anyways this family get they get.

trapped on an island this pirate finds. them like a modern day pirate not like. an horor pirate and he finds them and. he's like um I'll I'll get you off the. island but you're going to have to pay. me a million. doll the guy was like what and anyway so. he takes him to town he's he takes he. takes the dad into town to like wire him. a million dollars I guess somehow he. found a million dollars and it was like. he didn't have enough he had like. 200,000 what whatever he pays him and. then the guy he takes him out on a boat.

and he locks him in the boat and he. sinks the boat with the dad in it. because obviously you can't make a guy. pay you $200,000 and let him go and then. just let him go like you obviously got. to drown him and he gets out of the boat. or whatever and anyways he finds the it. was the pirate and then the pirate had. an assistant that he hired for the day. to drive the boat and he finds the. assistant guy and he's like where which. island is my family on I got to go. rescue them or whatever and the. assistant guy is like running he's like. no I'm not going to hurt you I just need. to know which island my family's on and. he's like okay I'll tell you and he. starts walking towards him and just Bam.

gets hit by a car the assistant guy yeah. that was underw and then while he's. dying he's just lying there and he's. like point at the picture of which. island they're on and the guy's like. that I then he just dies oh yeah but I'm. glad took a lot more time than I thought. it was had a lot more backstory well. guys thanks for watching the podcast um. we got to wrap this up no we don't I. guess but I guess we're in it short. peace out.

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