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and there's like security guards out. there. there's more than one life there was. like 10 people out there were like oh. yeah yeah we're like oh no. [Music]. what's up guys we're gonna be playing. try not to laugh so who wants to start I. start okay wait do I ask the question or. do I laugh no you put water in your. mouth. all right now I've asked wait shouldn't. multiple people have water in their. mouth should we all three to it yeah. yeah it makes more sense to have three. people have water in their mouth and one. person telling the joke yeah yeah okay. all right y'all go I'll tell the jokes.

okay perfect or should Joe tell the. jokes. this one was yours for sure it's closer. dude it doesn't matter you guys just I. don't want cooties guys y'all's mics are. away from your mouth no kidding I think. I'm the only person someone can hear. wait move your mic even farther.

so you're gonna say the jokes. oh. all right last one let's keep the one on. their mouth wins and I. I didn't even start. yo she's gonna bust right now she's. literally about to explode. she's about to blow up. yo we didn't start. we didn't start. get off the floor Kate you swallowed it.

you must. what the this game sucks it came. actually sucks we didn't even start yet. guys Harper what's going on. just trying to swallow she's choking oh. no she's dying. all right can we can we start now where. are you going. did you just go to the bathroom I think. she was going to fix her makeup no I. know she went to go get towel okay all. right let's start. put the water in your mouth put the. water in your mouth wait so I have to. put water in my mouth again yes.

no you're fine all right. everyone ready mad move your mic away so. you don't spit on it. all right here we go. did you hear the circus. did you hear the circus was in town. mm-hmm. it was intense. [Laughter].

got me cash. [Laughter]. put a bike to your face oh I've been. waiting to do that. can we just play one round. um. it was usually me going aftermath but. um all right Matt move your mic farther. away. farther away can I get a point for my.

name even farther I won that we're still. gonna spit on it can we all acknowledge. that I won okay sure kit you won all. right ready next one. what was Forrest Gump. [Music]. [Laughter]. y'all. that's okay okay I'm done let's play. please and that's two points okay.

here we go all right. [Music]. all right they made it true here we go. what's Forrest Gump's Facebook password. I don't know what she said one Forest. one. [Music]. no. okay I like the way we played the game. better it did.

oh is that supposed to have the water is. still in my mouth did you not have water. in your mouth I took a drink no but what. are you about hurry. how does a taco say a prayer. let us pray. she's about to go. okay don't laugh. let us pray really. yeah this always makes Caleb ready guys. ready okay look at me no you have to.

look at me you have to look at me it's. part of the game look at me. there's no way oh my God that was the. weirdest coming out too with them whoa. now you swallowed it again. if you're gonna talk put the mic to your. face all right here we go why can't I. just swallow the water before I start. laughing that's not part of the game all. right you're out you're out Maven Harper. it's you two left okay all right Harper.

still got it in her mouth are you ready. a guy walks into a bar. he was disqualified from the limbo. contest. okay. uh I think only Maps gonna get this one. why does Brittany Greiner nervous in the. locker room when she heard a sound. because she thought it was Putin. who is. nobody gets okay these dad jokes are not. Dad joking. um I'm out.

that's all I have. do something funny. oh my God I can't just do something. funny to make you laugh like she can't. all right first we're gonna spit on the. other one wins oh okay no you lost you. lost you lost you lost you lost all. right. it was Mal I did. yeah yeah okay all right somebody else. say one. aye oh God y'all I think I think there's. enough of the games I'm gonna do it one.

time but listen Okay okay did you want. to put the water in your mouth yeah I'm. gonna put water Mouse y'all see messing. around messing up my game messing around. he says tip. tip. what okay okay ready I like it. I like a man who don't know English all. right all right ready everybody put. water your mouth move your mic I feel. like like an actual like celebrity with. a microphone. oh question time somebody's angry wow I. hold all the power here I am the only.

one who can talk right now. okay okay. did one plate whisper to the other plate. it's lunchtime. dinner is on me. what your wife feel awkward.

I feel like I should be probably like a. person who does stand-up com oh my gosh. he's grouchy today. did you uh. did you hear about the guy who got hit. in the head with the soda can. yeah he was lucky it was a soft drink. oh my gosh okay okay.

did y'all hear that rumor about butter. oh well I'm not going to be the one to. spread it. Harper's not breaking. okay what did the tomato say to the. other tomato during a race could it be. over no.

what to say it like that why are you why. are you actually laughing at these jokes. okay that's enough of that game yeah I. thought they were gonna be funnier did. you have anything anyone's mouth. um I mean they're dad jokes they're not. actually okay everybody has a funny one. can you say because I was really looking. forward to a funny dad joke. because I had funny right now I think. mines were the best I really want to. move on I don't really like the dad joke. thing yeah do you have one funny one. uh yeah we had some funny ones me and. Harper I don't really like that game.

because okay I'm sorry guys anybody else. recommending games to play because he. literally spit on me you don't know. what's been in that mouth boogers. that is true yeah man I've seen him I've. seen him do it in 4k. um. I have a question I saw your Tick Tock. the other day you got banned. what'd you do what did you do I. literally didn't do anything yeah I love. taking I know you did something I love.

The Tick Tock creators of this the app. but like why did you do that to me the. creators have Tick Tock Oh you mean like. the people who own it they banned you. what would you do I better nothing you. did something I know you did something. because today I went to go help you get. your YouTube plaque. it says this account has been. like associated with other accounts that. have been suspended what.

black yeah. oh is this new we're reaching out we're. reaching out to try to like see if. there's something we can do about it but. yeah they said that you've been a bad. bad person. dude. nothing but the best Creator like and. then why'd you get banned from YouTube. too multiple times.

well if I'm gonna be honest here don't. make something up yeah. um well yeah that's like what kind of. stuff do you post on YouTube that's well. I used to go live on YouTube but then. maybe that's why but I I literally did. nothing except for sing. that's a problem singing nobody wants to. hear that man yo some of the people were. hard on you in the comments yeah they're. they're like they're like they're like. yeah um Harbor singing But Mavericks in.

that little like that little symbol like. that yeah which I didn't even like sing. oh yeah no I know I know which one. you're talking about because I saw all. the comments no I saw it all right. thanks for letting me I didn't even. watch tell my story yeah and one of the. episodes Harper sang and mab sang for. like 0.1 seconds he literally just went. like like I was just kind of off in my. own world. barely pay attention he was just like. yeah. and that was it and everybody's all the. comments were about map singing and not. harpering. yeah.

no contest map you were singing if if. she loves you so just sing that again oh. yeah yeah how does that song go if she. gives you her heart don't you break all. right go I don't think I can sing that. song very well. who's better what's the next line. if she gives you her heart don't you. break it let her arms be a place. if she gives you her heart don't you.

break okay uh what's the next sign let. her arm let your arms competition let. your arms be a place it's your arms be. the place you face no oh that was bad. um.

sing any song. oh I know which one you could do you can. do this. that sounds like when you would hit. it's the news. I didn't know what he was saying wait no. that that is not wait no I can't do that. do you know do you remember when Ariana. Grande and Victorious she was sick and. she couldn't talk catch yeah so she was. like he didn't say oh yeah yeah sing. that.

oh my gosh wait hold on that's the. hardest just sing any song yeah bro this. is embarrassed can you sing it first. absolutely not I'm not a singer bro can. you sing who did I say I couldn't see. that sounds great I think you might have. lost no I'm trying to think like what. was the worship song We were singing. earlier. when I fight uh. okay no I I you won you won you are you.

actually are literally a singer yeah. just sing the song he just said what oh. no I I just and she did do her heart. don't you break it sing that line what. what's if she gives you her heart don't. you break it yeah just sing that go. [Music]. back this. you want me to play for you yeah.

go I'm actually really good at ukulele. recently. um oh no. oh. [Laughter]. hey what's the ukulele song. all right.

um. okay no please stop that how about one. more time. uh nope I can't even sing to that it. doesn't sound like you can sing at all. if you don't think in the next two. seconds. [Music].

it's just crazy. it's crazy that's all it took with me. saying sing one two buckle your shoe. yeah that that's better because like no. that was your motivation huh yeah I've. never actually been more Angry in my. life than just I know I saw your face I. was like okay no I'm in because you want. it seen main couch literally like we. have wished upon the Stars way too many. times that we could sing.

but you can no we can't I mean we have a. singing career but we can't really we. really can't sing like if we could sing. like that. is it just the auto-tune Game Changer I. can't even sound good on Auto-Tune we. can't like actually should I like like. write a song. yes write your own lyrics. come out on Christmas okay wait that's a. good idea no it's not okay. um no but like I feel like when little. kids like make up their own songs it's.

like like you know like Piper Rock hell. and like she had a good song but like or. I don't really know or like Jojo siwa. I'm gonna come back Boomer like. I don't like really know that song. wasn't bad wait so what are you what are. you trying to say Harper like I feel. like it's just like cringy to make it as. a little kid you know like it just. doesn't sound like so you agree you're a. little kid yeah. she's only 14. they go I'm only 14. leave can you stop doing those yeah.

that's my favorite thing to do I love. talking like that like my brother asked. me a question and I'm like. some things off here and he gets. something's a little off that's my. favorite thing I love doing that. what Maverick what that's disturbing. it's too cool to talk like an anime. character you guys watch anime no but I. just assumed that's something. [Music]. no I've never heard of that actually. what is that I've never watched Hunter.

Rex hunter or deadly seven deadly sins. or like any anything like that no oh so. he does watch something no I was acting. like you guys yeah. I could tell you the name of the show. Pikachu yeah it's nice. at least you're getting defended kind of. you know I could hear this anime kid. it's Pokemon that's Pikachu.

the only anime show I know is Cancun oh. we just went to Cancun it was good until. we almost got kicked out of the hotel. yeah we were really. [Music]. I was with my friend who was a bad. influence friend you know those type of. friends yeah and I'm that friend shout. out Park. we're out there swimming and we're going. like far out trying to go as far out as. we can but the waves were big because. the waves were big out there really yeah. but we could still touch yeah.

the waves came the waves were like you. couldn't touch and then you could yeah. no you know when the waves like take you. out with him and then you go like that. that's like the scariest part yeah. anyways we're out there and we hear the. Lifeguard going. or whatever right and he's like yes just. ignore him he'll go away so we just. pretended like the left guard wasn't. there you're right Parker he'll just go. away and then we just swam in the whole. time he's just like now granted also.

remember it's me cash Parker Michael and. Kate out there yeah there's five there's. five of us so we're like if we all. ignore him ignore him we're fine yeah or. not we were just like we're far out. we'll just pretend like we're not. hearing him and then we'll have an. excuse he'll quit eventually yeah like. how long is this man you're really gonna. blow a whistle yeah and eventually cash. I was like cash we gotta go back and he. was like just ignore him he'll go away. yeah he did not go away. we get back to the shore. and this man is well no we turn around. and there's like security guards out.

there. there's more than one life there was. like 10 people out there were like oh. yeah yeah we're like oh no there's guys. that you know the the wires going up to. their ears oh my God and we get it there. all five of us walk up there okay me. cash Kate Michael and Parker yep. they only targeted the men they let Kate. walk right off they you know they my. brother wasn't even though like my. brother wasn't even in the water. actually my brother was on Shore yeah. and the lifeguard was yelling at my. brother he was like tell them to come in.

and Michael was like come in guys but. like we were ignoring him and so I was. out there and when I come back in the. Lifeguard like points to my brother I'm. standing right next to him and he goes. you get over here. he was like I was on the beach bro and. they're like you you're good you can go. yeah you're a girl that's a good thing. about it they were mad all of them were. mad but the Lifeguard the original one. was very mad he didn't even talk to us. he just went on his lifetime he was like. oh Haley yeah he didn't talk once yeah. and then they they made a sign this.

piece of paper that said if we get one. more complaint or whatever or we do one. more thing that we're kicked out yeah. but like Parker Parker kept arguing with. him he was like he was like so if I sign. this I can swim out as far as he's like. if I sign this I can swim as far as I. went no. no he's like that's what I'm saying. right and then I barely speak English. yeah yeah. I would do and then Kate. Kate comes comes in with some heat. didn't expect this yeah dude I've never.

seen Kate troll people never seen her. troll what happened. well I thought it was a silly situation. I thought it was it was funny I thought. we were having fun everybody except for. the lifeguard was having fun she's. standing there and uh so she she finally. comes over to the group and she's like. what's going on and they're like as if I. wasn't the one yeah and they're like. they can't be swimming out there uh they. heard the whistle and they weren't. coming back and Kate goes oh I thought. they were just cheering us on oh. I've just never seen you guys looks at.

her like what an idiot oh my God he's. like stupid American I just never really. see Kate be funny like that yeah it was. remarkable although it's gone I just. looked at her we were like. I'm the most unfunny person ever you are. you said it yourself she said no she did. she was like oh well I don't have every. every week when we post the podcast we. have clips that we all post on Tick Tock. they always say Harper and Kate are the.

most iconic people ever. listen my name is Harper I'd say that. too oh. okay no they all we all have like our. three funny clips and every week I'm. like we're like struggling to find one. for cake to post on Tick Tock like we're. struggling she didn't say anything funny. I'm just not funny on the podcast I know. I said I need to leave the podcast. honestly I can't be alone. LOL podcast and apparently I'm not. making anybody laugh so I'm not doing. none of the LOL you're just the podcast. where the LOL the SOS podcast.

this is your prime time. we're gonna give you a clip this is. gonna be your clip on on Tick Tock and. everywhere else to post make a clip so. guys. don't put me on the spot like this now. make a clip nope just do something he's. letting us down again if you're not. gonna get Eclipse now you're not gonna. give him the rest don't make me mad oh. y'all make me mad okay I can't be funny.

on the spot like I'm sweaty I'm getting. nervous trying to think of a joke like. nervous there's five people in this room. and four of them are us yeah I know but. then like people online are gonna watch. this so don't worry nobody watches your. Eclipse anyway oh. [Laughter]. because there's nothing to watch okay. that's why I'm trying to give you a. chance here well like I can't just be. funny on the spot. just do something you can't be funny so. we're trying to do you on the spot but. like I was.

guys okay okay at least just say. something watch this watch this cash huh. this is your chance this we're gonna. give you a clip I thought you were gonna. do it we're gonna give you a clip right. now I thought you were gonna do it okay. be funny this is your clip if you know. you're going to explain everyone if. you're not funny right this second. everyone's gonna hate you yeah all right. okay three to one go he doesn't look. like he's sweating okay. what role do gingers play in movies. the cameraman.

wait I don't get it. what you want to get it. what gingers what wait why would they. play the cameraman because nobody wants. them on wait what she's over here trying. to have an acting career she's like. bro yeah if anybody's watching this and. wants to hire Harper to be your actress.

say something funny that we can cut up. say something funny that we can cut up. yeah okay so. one thing I don't like about living in. this house oh ever since I've moved ever. since okay we thought we'd buy this. house together and we could all live. here happily that's what I thought. that's what I thought but there's been a. problem oh this house has become no fun. no fun the other night I'm driving home. and I'm at home and there's a possum.

crossing the street possum in the street. I'm good at I'm good at catching possums. he's really good at catching and. crossing the street and crossing the. street so so I'm like I could catch this. possum and then let it go and cash his. room that would be funny yeah wait what. and then I was like because I have a. frunk in my car it would work perfect I. could just let it go and cash this room. and I'm like but Kate's in there bro and. Kate's gonna get mad and move out of the. house if I let it possible okay I'll say. a possum would be hilarious that'd be so. funny if I'm sleeping at 3am and a. possum wakes me up in my room but the.

president of the no fun Club is gonna. move out of the house if I let a possum. go come on. and do charity work letting you still. live with us Karen Karen I bought half. this house don't say you're doing. charity work well we can move out and. then you'll just be in a big house a big. house all alone yeah for yourself. oh for real you're staying in the fun. house why would I go to the notebook. that's my man that's my man why would I. go to a note okay okay. it's filled up don't come over well I'll.

take my laundry basket to the no fun. house we can't hire a maid yeah why. replaceable. what I would totally hire a maid do you. have it I know I want to hire one too. you definitely have a maid I I make who. does your laundry my sister who does. anybody clean your house. they used to but then they stole our. money oh well so. um yeah anyways uh well yeah sounds like. a good side gig if you're a mate. honestly a sidekick oh yeah I would love. that game no but um Kate loves to spend.

other people's money huh cash I was. trying to think about it. I just don't notice how I'm like. literally the butt of every single joke. ever told on this podcast that's called. a punching bag yeah the punching bag. yeah I'm just taking shots that's why. they want me to stay here I'm not funny. enough but they need someone that they. can make fun of me just make fun of each. other but we just want to include you no. the least funniest person in the room is. always the punching bag everybody knows. that.

um wait I need to make my clip oh yeah. okay yeah. um oh my gosh this is about to be a lot. of arms and yes. yeah start the ums and yeah count or um. yeah uh so okay. um. one wait. um say something funny. [Music]. um oh my gosh I oh wait let me think of. it y'all keep talking that's kind of not. the point so let's just keep talking and.

I'll come up with something so you just. want a normal clip on like a normal. podcast and then and then yeah but you. have to do it right now on the spot this. is the point that's the entire point of. this wow we did ours on the spot. Joe just tripped up the stairs. of sunglasses on his side yeah it looks. pretty swaggy right JoJo you look like. dripped out.

like Kate falling off the toilet that's. fair that's actually a clip all right. okay perfect you were the last one. I physically can't guys. you know I can't you guys all just. admitted that I'm the most unfunny. person right now. on the podcast. oh those are mine I thought they were. mine but I thought it was like oh Joe. has the same smile this is going on the. podcast ready. all right guys this this is what we're.

seeing right now I'm we're gonna pop it. up. um but yeah was that a good clip yeah. and everybody when I went to school. asked me did you actually pass out I was. like you have to go watch a podcast. there you go oh so you got the views up. yeah yeah. um so did y'all see Caleb coffee fell. from a cliff oh my gosh that's so sad. bro like I I saw that on Tick Tock and I. was like holy crap like there's no way. because he was my celebrity crush when I. was younger mine too yeah right huh.

um so anyways uh he yeah so he was like. my celebrity crush huh you already said. that no. um so basically here's my I'm getting so. so he um yeah so what happened there did. he just like you were gonna say I I was. but oh yeah so I was looking him on Tick. Tock and I was like is this actually him. and then I like saw and he made a video. and stuff and he was like yeah like I.

like fell off a cliff and I was like. there's no way like that's crazy that's. crazy like imagine if we fell off an. 80-foot cliff in Hawaii like lava rooms. could be alive he's really lucky like. yeah that's more dangerous than getting. hit by a car. you would know yeah I would no and like. like that seriously that's like crazy I. feel so bad guys send prayers out to. Caleb because you know that's yeah let. us pray let us pray yeah. um oh yeah that little he also can't.

work out now you know and he always. works out I always think well yeah I. mean I think you should do some push-ups. for him event. do some push-ups for Caleb since he's. you know can't do him. that's uh-ups. Caleb no do some push-ups for Kayla. push-ups do them because he can't okay. you don't understand your gift that you. have okay. but first let me tell something you have.

a gift. Caleb's gonna be able to do a push-up. it's not like it's not like but right. now he can't he'll do them for him he. can't right now doesn't mean he's not. gonna be able to why won't you do. push-ups for Caleb okay so how many. should I do like one for me and one for. him. not girl push-ups bro he's on his knees. push-ups Caleb does I can promise you. Caleb does one-handed push-ups no no. what pinky push-ups.

could you do a one peaky push-up. I I probably can you think so anything. you could do more push-ups in cash yeah. how many are you doing right now he'll. probably get to like 50. maybe he's. gonna go until he stops yeah okay let's. keep talking so basically. um sorry you know what I thought was. crazy was after. um his family had posted about his. accident and stuff like literally within. like two hours some AI like Tick Tock. page already made an AI edit of Caleb.

like it was like AI came up and he was. like my name is Caleb coffee I fell off. a cliff and it was like only like a. couple hours after they had like his. family had posted about it I was like. why are they so quick with it that's. crazy like they were so awesome I want. to like wait I wonder if they made one. of me probably not like hi I'm Barbara. zomer I got him I want to go visit him. in the hospital same like he's got to be. so bored. it's been a couple days he's probably. not doing too good right yeah this. podcast may come out like a week or two. after not sure when this episode will. come out.

all right nobody cares are you okay so. dramatic yeah. how many did you do. 40 something. man that's cool I went to rock the South. recently yeah yeah and um. Paige our friend Paige was like hey. there's this really cheap flight you can. take it's only ninety dollars I was like. a 90 flight I was like I am down crazy. what was that spirit and it goes to. Arkansas was it spirit. oh no.

yeah. I show up listen here's the thing I'm. all for like risking my life a little. bit but I don't do it without my boy. because if I died this man would forever. feel lonely and your boyfriend hello I. am right here like I said he feel. forever and. I'm actually pretty sure I'm talking. um yeah well hold on I'm talking huh um. oh yeah we don't want to see that and so.

I can't go on a plane like that that's. dangerous without him and I show up to. this plane. and it only seats seven people. it's not a gym it has a propeller on the. front there's no there's no like service. on the plane there's no bathroom you. crawl inside you crawl and then sit down. that's so scary the scariest plane ride. of my life you're welcome Caleb. I did the same one and they literally. had me close the door of the plane yeah.

I lost it. she asked me to close the door of the. plane and lock it and so people didn't. trust me. so everyone went up after me and checked. the door. I literally have footage oh my gosh that. is that is Joe's just trying to be like. me listen Joe's never been on it yeah. the plane was crazy the pilots are just. sitting like three feet in front of me.

like just sitting there and they're just. flying the plane and what scared me the. most was I was like okay I don't feel. safe right now but I'm gonna try to get. some sleep so I fall asleep I wake up. we're like 90 feet off the ground flying. over Arkansas and I'm like all right. maybe yeah I'm like oh no like we're. barely above the trees I'm like oh we're. gonna die this is not good and I wake up. and the plane's like they're like. looking around like this and I'm like. why are they looking around like that. turning their heads around looking at. the ground what are they doing they're. looking for the aux cord yeah where is.

it at yeah and so all of a sudden. I'm like oh no and this girl I'm flying. with I like look over at her and she's. like it's okay I'm like it's not okay. guys and you can't hear anything on this. plane so we're just mouthing words to. each other why can't you hear anything. because it's loud. that's the plane the whole time oh my. gosh yeah and so and we have no. headphones or anything so I'm like oh my. God where can I die and I'm looking. around and I see a track field for a. school. and it look and I'm like oh my God oh my.

God we're gonna have to land in this. track field oh my God that's what's. happening and so we're coming in for. landing in this track field and then an. immediate Bank left and we land on a. Runway and oh my God my heart never like. got more calm I was so I was actually. terrified we're gonna have to land on. this track field at that point I was. jumped out I was terrified like no I I. only trust but Paige I Blame You the. shoe is like oh yeah it's like it's a. not like a main Airline but like you'll. be fine. there's no TSA there's no bag check.

there's nothing you just show up for. that you're like hey I'm here they're. like dope plane's over there if you want. to get on I'm like what you can close. the door no security no metal detector. yeah they're like nah I'm like. they're like you can bring all the food. and drinks you want on the plane like. whatever we don't care I'm like what. that's crazy dude I only we want to ever. fly airline in my flight wait life wait. hold on I only ever want a commercial. commercial airlines in my life like I. post Malone said this I don't know if he. actually does he said he does not like. flying private like private jets because.

I won't because he's scared it's gonna. go down yeah wait I was terrified I was. like what if what if I die and cash is. left here all alone oh no I am right. here okay quick question you're welcome. Caleb. hey what were you gonna say oh um. anyways uh I forgot about that but. um what are what what's with the soda. cans oh shoot I forgot about this yeah. that I was like wondering do you want a. pink or a blue blue actually yeah.

because I wanted the pink oh okay. wait for that you got it wait no no no. no no the water into that cup and I'll. put it I'm scared to drink it now. watermelon this is blue raspberry I'm. scared watermelon. all right guys we're gonna try. I found this at a gas station the other.

day and then literally the middle of no. the middle of nowhere when we were going. to Oklahoma it's warheads it's so sour. oh. I don't want to drink it dude I hate I. hate I hate Warheads candy wait why. don't you want to taste it because of. the coloring it's blue look at how blue. that is what you expect it was yeah this. looks like something from a beaker I'm. the only one with the pink but we're. gonna test taste these and see how they. taste uh no this is not sponsored by the. way if anybody wants to sponsor us you. should because we could put your ad. right here yeah your ad could be right. here and we don't have any ads.

also nobody nobody would like to eat. lunch tomorrow so please sponsor us oh. my gosh. come again we gotta keep these lights on. these lights gotta stay on somehow I. really want to slurp we can't even. afford AC I'm not gonna lie yeah it's 80. 83 degrees right now under my pants I am. literally dying 83 degrees all right. ready three oh no. wait. um. oh it gets worse before it gets better.

oh my gosh. it's better than mine is your stomach. churning um. oh that was horrible you think people. actually just drink that why are you. drinking more uh we know she's chugging. oh my gosh she's chucking it no way. drink the whole thing you won't oh no. way. oh Harper oh oh your mouth is definitely. blue oh that is not good it tastes kind. of good that tastes like no it's not.

crap that is so much sugar the Blue's. not good either. not good that's bad I need water I know. my teeth are gonna rot. nobody wants to sponsor our podcast. apparently and also you like it yeah. don't also nobody wants to come on our. podcast yeah look at all the guests we. have. nobody's great so we had Joe for like 30. seconds. so if anybody wants to come on our. podcast uh.

just come yeah it would be a good time I. promise you yeah. did I tell you also on the trip with. where I went to Rock South after the. airplane ride that was sketchy we show. up to the Airbnb that Paige booked pages. is not good at trips oh my goodness she. booked this Airbnb I think she was about. to cry because she was so like. frustrated and upset about it she books. this Airbnb and we pull up and we were. in a a dangerous neighborhood it was. scary it was very scary and we're like.

okay maybe we should get a hotel. somewhere else or something but. everything was booked because of this. event that was that we were going to so. this is the only place we could stay. and we opened the door we're like okay. this isn't too bad this isn't too bad we. stay a couple nights we're like it's. it's a little gross there's some roaches. and stuff but it's all right yeah I. would leave yeah we're like but it's. okay uh nothing's been broken into yet. we're okay yeah no we were scared the. car was getting broken too for sure. chewing on the.

you're gonna cut your tongue that's what. I like what I like to cut my tongue it. like it like scrapes off the bad um did. you all know if you like put a metal. surface on your tongue it scrapes off. the Bad okay cutting your tongue and. cleaning your tongue are two different. things yeah so it scrapes off the bad. um bad not uh the bad no the bad. no the bat the bad taste buds oh okay. you know when you like everything. inflamed taste bud I just.

but yeah so we stayed at the whole trip. and we're like this place is fine it's a. little sketchy yeah and then on the last. night we explore the house a little bit. we hear something in the Attic right. that's weird no we Paige is like a movie. no Paige hears something in the Attic. she's like something's going on there. that's like banging around should we go. up there we couldn't really find much. and then she hears it again this time. it's in the basement we're like it's. spooky okay from the attic to the. basement yep and so then.

one of them had brought like a weapon so. he's like I'll go get my weapon out of. my car my way. award and get demonetized but he gets. his weapon and he goes down he goes down. under the house into the Attic. or the the basement. and someone was living down there there. was like like a bed area and like all. this food trash and everything and. someone had been living down there. that's called a home right under us yeah.

the whole time that's a homeless person. this person was living. right below. they're they're seeing they're finding. problems and they're solving them yes. sir what would y'all's first thing like. like if you were homeless what would. y'all's first thing to do be like. without going to tick tock and asking. for money like what would y'all oh yeah. because you know that's everyone's first. yeah that is honestly though like when I. go through my for you page it makes me. so like guilty they're like please if.

you watch this three times it can save. my dog's life I'm like what like I'm. sorry but I just can't watch it three. times. I feel so bad I'm like I'm like I just. can't so. if I was homeless I think I'd be pretty. fine. um no no money though you didn't have it. yeah yeah that's kind of the whole. reason they're home yeah yeah yeah. um but if I was homeless I think I'd be.

pretty fine I think I'd be the first. homeless YouTuber. no there's already one in L.A I don't. know his name but he's a it's really. like six foot African-American dude and. he um he literally. um like Vlogs about how he is homeless. and he brushes his teeth in like. different like public sinks sounds I. think it's cool. you think it's cool you're gonna take. that up one day yeah yeah take the. homeless job up you know what I noticed.

in our comment section A Lot Maverick. and Harper are sitting on the same couch. so Maverick like looks at her when she. talks as one does but everyone's like. why is why is Maverick looking at Harper. like that. what you would you like to explain. yourself. no okay I will admit I looked at it and. I was like why does it look like that. but it's actually so small I have to. like look down I know and it's like if. the camera shot is like on you it looks. like you're like. like that. especially when I go from cash to Harper.

yeah it's like you're looking down she's. so small but her regular hormones are. kicking in yeah they are only not for. long yeah fruit not for long have you. grown anymore I don't I actually think. I'm I think I'm six foot one now so I'm. getting let's go yeah we're getting I'm. getting drafted too yeah no. um I'll tell you actually I'm like four. foot eight I'm pretty sure do you get. does it bother you when people bully you. about your height no good because you're. short.

hahaha. good wait wait. cash. oh yo. [Laughter]. did y'all hear that. but what are you crazy is that the end. of the podcast I think so what time do. we start. Ed. yeah we need like another five ten. minutes you're sitting on the couch too.

I'll switch I just farted can we switch. started oh it's kind of nice over here. you don't have to smell Harper you want. to try to sit on the bucket smell you. though yes. guys. cash literally aimed his butt at me. why was it like a poop dude I don't know. like that man that's so funny you know. what's crazy map never farts I've never. heard the man fart once in my life it's. I just have no butt so it's just this is.

true if he doesn't can you stand up real. quick no no no no no off my body they're. not just gonna body shame me. level one. no wait. explain that to me because I don't get. that. yeah it is like level one wait hold up. what it's got like it's like a butt yeah. it's like when someone has a good butt. they'll be like she's got something good. or something like oh I got to go to the. restroom or something I got something in.

my house saying got it's g-y-a-t it's. like holy yacht or something like that I. don't understand it I don't and I feel. like I'm old or something because I I. don't know no you know all my comment. section talks about your gut. what. what about mine no wait what they say. negative one yacht no they say I have. negative one yeah yeah what do you mean. they've never seen my gat yes oh is. yacht your butt yes oh you wanna see.

mine. cash. um. Reese just walked the stairs at the. wrong way come here come here no no. we're not looking at Reese's guide no. that's what Harper was okay no I wasn't. uh can you please just show us your. yacht real quick no no Matt just do it. for the entertainment of everyone on. watching at home it's comparison it's.

just like stand up. it's all that yeah back there yes oh. yeah all right let's see let's see love. your shirt there's nothing there guys oh. yeah okay congratulations. and I'm sure it's true about you but. like he doesn't have a bud he just has. like an extra long thigh that goes up. into his back like there's no butt yeah. it's just like his thigh exactly yeah. this episode I've been going more hard.

in a gym on my yacht lately not gonna. lie wait so I don't. yeah so in in my Tick Tock that one of. us going like the like I don't I don't I. don't know I don't or wait was it a. hellara video yeah yeah. but no I'm kidding I. they're like sorry I got something right. because Rhys and Kate have a big butt. hey don't talk about my brother's. sister-in-law like that. what huh.

um. hey don't talk about my wife like that. or I could say it how I said it somebody. got a problem with that yeah I do well. actually like y'all no wait it's not. such a process of what was said she said. they were all talking about her yeah. I said hey don't talk about my brother's. sister-in-law like that oh your. brother's sister-in-law you didn't have.

a really big butt though so no I mean. like I mean like I haven't looked down. there obviously oh yeah actually sorry. oh what the no and but like like I don't. even know and then um the whole like oh. sorry you know when there's a blue thing. above your comment section it says. Harper's Elmer yacht. some of them are bad like out of pockets. yeah like and I'm like why are people. searching this and the one one uh was. Harper yacht picks leaked.

oh I was like what that's actually. inappropriate I was like I was like. you're 14. let's not talk about a 14. year old like that yeah I have I have I. have negative one yacht Harper you know. embarrassing level two yacht oh I got. okay nevermind um anyways but yeah she. just went like NPC on us yeah wait do. you all want to be an MPC for like a. minute. I'm pretty good at it if I don't say so. myself. yeah I've seen this fan at the casino he. goes straight in PC mode.

want to go ride ponies and look in the. distance. maybe another time. wolf. all right. no yeah. we'll go around and we'll try not to. cringe I'm scared at what that was okay. Harper you start and then go okay. no I was gonna that what is that a thing.

this is the epitome of women. oh your turn that was a good impression. yeah. your turn to at cringe yeah you just. gotta make us cringe. that one that one. oh come on guys stop it. no come on go I know you can beat me no.

ma'am you just gave the look you gave. said at all listen I would do one I. really would but I'm nervous. real quick can you look at the camera. like you're checking it out like pretend. pretend it's uh I guess Kate over there. uh okay I'll show y'all how I look at. Kate I want to see you romantically. entice the camera for five seconds.

that that's like oh oh I can confirm he. does do that and I have to tell him to. stop oh that's so gross like I wake up. in the morning and he's like. [Applause]. I would kill myself on the spot give me. wait I need like some sort of topic. you're like what am I acting like an NPC. about what am I doing like am I buying. groceries like what am I doing okay he's. riding a horse riding a horse uh looking.

for a rattlesnake that bit your dog okay. yeah. go. ready. what you looking for. wait oh you started I'm asking yeah what. you're looking for there okay ready go. what you looking for there house. hi a friend have you seen a rattlesnake. nearby. a rattlesnake gee hi a friend have you. seen a rattlesnake nearby. [Laughter]. okay give give Mavericks.

you're going shopping. at Sephora okay Sephora because you're a. girly girl yeah you're looking for the. rare Beauty blush in the shade happy. in the shade happy yeah that's a shade. yeah it is it is happy or Joy yep I go. whichever you feel. uh I need a bag. yeah you don't have a bag just do it you. walk in the door I'll be the Sephora. employee okay. hi can we help you find anything today.

hey. I'm looking for the shade happy for my. girlfriend. do you know where I can find that what. do you mean the shade happy. do you have I'm looking for the shade. happy for my girlfriend do you know. where I can find that hiya friend have. you seen it. hi you friend wait get give me a. scenario thanks to the shade happy I. feel like I feel like they're like. definition of NPC is way different than. ours y'all have never played a video. game so I don't think y'all know what it. is.

y'all never. uh it's good I've seen the tick tocks. where people act like an NPC yeah yeah. an NPC is someone that's programmed to. do the same thing over and over. everything. wait wait get give give me a sentence. wait give me a scenario oh my goodness. what's the scenario for Harper oh okay. you are going to the pound to rescue a. dog but you only want a dog with three. legs specifically. okay okay.

that's the end of the podcast no we're. done. that's the end you just want to put your. nose in your fart. all right guys yeah I'm not doing this. stuff turning in the podcast no I'm done. they don't want it to end they do no. they don't the lights are literally. going off let's think about who wants. the podcast to if you don't want the. podcast in raise your hand. okay yeah this should show you guys that.

I should be your favorite host because. wait oh my gosh they're lame huh who's. y'all's favorite host comment down below. comment down below who's your favorite. obviously the one who just said they. want the podcast to continue yeah but um. make them longer do more obviously I'm. trying I'm fighting for you guys but. they're not no I'm down actually we can. we can keep running this I mean yeah oh. y'all don't wanna be hating on in the. comments now yeah hey please don't hate. me. wait how long how are we at let's use it. uh okay so it says we're 53. okay.

because my time is off because I started. at like 83 minutes yep okay maybe we. should end. you're not gonna be very popular what. are you doing. [Applause]. quit doing that to the mic okay let's do. the last thing they want Linda Harper. talk about your uh npc3. luggage okay three-legged dog. um okay uh. um welcome to the animal shelter can we. help you find anything today.

come on redo it redo it welcome to the. end maybe we should have ended the bike. let's do something. okay okay you're an NPC trying to raise. up the camera okay you have 10 seconds. the camera itself not the people behind. it the camera there's nobody behind the. camera. like it's a real person. but it's an object. hey want to come over to my place. tonight.

Jamie like YT don't get me to me. okay nope. no she knows when NPC means at this. point it kind of worked though okay your. turn up the camera hey wanna come over. to my house later today. maybe or you know that those lives where. they're like thank you for the Rose. thank you for the candle. mmm hot dogs like you know yeah that's. what yeah what's the damn thing that.

keeps going on what is this that's what. they do they're like oh hi thank you for. the hot dog hey thanks for the follow. thanks for the hot dog that should be so. good with the hat and everything there's. a Galaxy what are you trying to do send. me into another Universe thanks for the. hot dog share the live make sure you. like and thanks for the hot dog that's. so good we should do a lot like that. wait should we go live after this and do. that thanks for the rose and now for. those I might have a bouquet that's a. that's what the guy says he's so good. it's his Spiderman does the same exact. thing over and over is this Spider-Man.

dude on Tick Tock it's like thanks to. the Rose enough for those I may have a. bouquet and he's just like he says the. same thing why does it so good all right. guys I think we do have to end the. podcast yeah hopefully. nothing got cut out of this episode. because some people size matter pocket. stuff we did. or was that last episode I don't know. sometimes things get cut because some. people say inappropriate things. what what. no okay the only things we've had to cut.

out of podcasts is stuff she says and. stuff he says hey let's go dude. put that guy away. he said sorry. no the only can you stand it back down. yeah he's so ashamed to come back after. he did that my elbows are too fit my. arms are so long the only two people. that I've ever said most out of pocket. stuff that we had to cut was them too me. and Kate. we're good at this podcast thing what.

even for the ropes what were you. pointing at it. you've seen how long his arm was. am I right but I do think we are gonna. end this episode uh. we'll stop singing that's what we'll do. okay we're gonna go ahead I'll cry do. you think your wife has a good voice. thank you. we're getting in this episode right here. because we're watching. uh make sure you guys enter the contest. that is about to play in three two one.

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