We Canceled The Wedding…

hey Granny hi honey um what's wrong I. already called my parents and I figured. I should call you too we got to call off. the wedding cuz she doesn't want to get. married on the 14th and I don't know if. she wants to get married at all anymore. Maverick you're pulling a joke on me no. I'm not granny I good listen my heart. can't take them don't cry don't. [Music]. cry yo what's up guys welcome back to. another episode math H in the can wait.

the can hand me the can my can yes hand. me that I'm going to crush you with my. hand hand that should try cuz he won't. be able to this is my last cold run no. just hand it to me hand it no just hand. it to me give it to me you're just going. to take it away from me do you think I. can crush it with my hands then you got. nothing to worry about I think kiny. should try to shotgun this that's what I. think okay after I crush it let me crush. it by the way he's going to get. everywhere I I would like to just make a. statement since we're on the topic of. shotgunning oh hold on thanks Harper. what do you guys remember a couple. months ago m shotgun to Red Bull in our.

kitchen and it went like all over and. for like literally like a couple days. after we kept finding like more sticky. spots and he was like it's not the Red. Bull it's not the Red Bull cool story. bro all right here we go ready sorry so. then like two weeks ago they sent me a. video of kiny shotgunning a red I almost. threw up everything and there was sticky. stuff all over again so I just would. like to confirm that me and Chase were. right it was the Red Bull it was all I. know is there's sticky stuff about to go. everywhere when cash I'm glad you said. that story not that.

that thing's so thin it's not even cool. like anyone could do that Harper do it. let Harper do it watch this is how un. impress crush it like. this okay okay just like that there's no. way she can do that. wait wait yeah there's no way M okay. Kate's next okay Kate's next second. weakest oh no okay Kenzie ow what was. that okay keny I'm thinking keny might. Crush do it over there can you hold my. Alani yeah.

oh wait squeeze with both hands yeah no. I I you okay now it's your turn C air. pressure I can feel it okay all right. well why am I going next cuz we're doing. like weak yeah we get so strong we both. know that Ro paper scissors cuz I don't. think there's any reason why you should. just we know my hand strength is just. stronger. than boom oh. yeah is bigger yeah thank you who lost.

arm wrestling who lost an arm wrestling. I have bad wrists oh yeah and so your. bad wrist going to be able to crack that. I have bad wrist rock paper scissors. give me It Rock Paper Scissors okay. squeeze it rock paper scissors rock. paper scissors Rock Paper Scissors Shoot. look at you losing dang it okay here we. go squee over your guitar um well you. can't you can't put your fingers like. that you got squeeze it that's what they. did there's no shot I'm so scared.

give me that thing look at us all tining. up and. Har Harper's like spraying in my eye. she's like he's not right give me that. hold on hold on you just tried bro now. he's got his fingers I see your fingers. what do you mean did you see him don't. touch it what do you mean like this yeah. he's like putting his fing oh if anyone. could do it it's me with my clo I can do. that it's not like my nails are going to. cut it yeah okay whatever I I think. that's I think the girls didn't do that. but you can't do it just give m.

to me give it to me move that guitar. there's no way if M busts it cash is. just going to say everyone for. him he can't bust it also homie's. literally Crossing his feet using his I. can't use my fingers he went you were. too you literally had it in between your. legs no okay this thing is a little. stronger than I thought it was I told. you you can't nobody can break thatp. that. do no no no ready.

so scared here come sit down all right. grab my hand the. crack you grab that side oh I'm so. nervous how the heck do you squeeze like. this squeeze like. this what I don't I we can't both get. our hands on stupid we can't both get. our hands. on okay I can spell it oh that's. theonia grab now grab my hand. no. yes oh that's.

there two guys holding a Red. Bull nothing weird about it crush your. hands they're both. indestructible I can break it wait is. red that's it give me that no give me it. I got. it guys we couch that's a good video I. got it. I no no I wanted to drink it but then. you drink it put your Crossing lips on. it I hate R you drink it.

we all know I'm the strongest I don't. like Red Bull I cracked it open said. that you guys just kissed you you poked. it you just poked a hole in it you. didn't crush it I cracked it open cut. back to something I think he used an. object to crack it what his man. instantly accuses me of cheating cuz he. lost it's like it's like a little water. gun it's just soring oh yeah tape that. up oh you can still drink it like that. now tape. it yeah there you go.

wait oh gosh can you do an can you do a. an. ollie how did you even know that was. that I used to be a skater back in my. day you were a little skater girl okay I. was about to say anybody can do that. trick but guess. not okay all right hey y literally. anyone can do if you do it three times. and you fail this is going to be highly. embarrassing cash can you even do that. yeah yeah after I do it let me you do it. okay.

w y now do it one. footed she's a skater girl can you sing. like a skater girl songp I can go like. this hey wait wait wait bring it over. here and do it yeah there you. go okay now do an ollie what the heck. isck no you have to you have to scrape. your foot back and then okay what then. do that how do you know this I used to. be a skater girl I'm not kidding you. don't scrape your foot backward so many.

hidden talents all right let's see it. haror I feel like she's done everything. in her life you don't scrape your foot. back what was that rode the. skateboard W trying got some air on that. one dog you literally look like a walor. no she doesn't she looks like a Harper. on a skateboard just without the teeth. you can't do an ollie on this without um. ready I can do an ollie on that even. without shoes not on the carpet don't. know what an Olli is first of all the. first trick how could you fail.

that okay now I'm do was even that cool. it was are like three times your size so. it looks like you should be able to my. feet are just so small yeah fat feet. cat blond girls some big red to or big. pink. toes red is insane okay do the ollie. it's going to be highly embarrassing. it's hard it sucks I told you can't. scrape your foot.

back that was pretty good can you get. away that was pretty good like far. away that hurt my pinky toe I scraped it. on the tape yeah this was like come on. heart weak weak I feel like I should be. able to do did it at the end yeah I. think Kate can even do that I'm gonna. try oh that's pretty good.

what the is that what an Olie is you. just jump up in the air just jump up in. the. air put me in my seat too yeah it's kind. hard to land on you hear kiny she goes. is it just jumping in the air I try. different you like I feel like you're. like breaking the floor breaking the. floor just like you're Landing that. fat no you're Landing like so. aggressively like land with lighter feet. please that wasn't lighter feet all. right wait let Kate let Kate try let. Kate try the the thingy yeah or k you.

see over here it's just jumping try the. little flippy thing Kate from this side. you got to stay on this side I'd like to. see you jump and make the skateboard so. you got to put it on your yeah there you. go big muff in house slippers this is. crazy your big Muffin Man shoes kid all. right let's see. it oh W oh my gosh she almost took out. the camera oh my goodness I she was. horizontal with. it she Michael jackon going CRA you she.

forgot to like you forgot how to step. off try it again try it again I can't. that camera she such a c I thought you. going to face plant I really did all. right now try no now try the now try the. ollie I swear if she doesn't matter than. all right here we go Watcher just. freaking sended in the sky my V is she. jumps the board doesn't come with it all. right here we go k come on.

it hurt so right are you okay okay maybe. maybe you should sit down sit back maybe. you should sit back down all right keny. your turn I can't I'm gonna watch keny. pull all these tricks I feel K's really. standing up saying hold my drink K just. with the drink just does like a kick. flip we're just like what the I couldn't. even tell you what kick FP is from my. experience holding something try the. first thing there you. go all. right it's scary at first T too this is.

going to be kind of embarrassing for. Harper I just did it oh that was your. first time and I landed it I just forgot. to step. off good that's good all right now. Ollie I was joking the first time you. you jump with your back foot and then. you raise your front foot well y'all. didn't give me a tutorial ask that. wouldn't have. helped just jump and raise the board. with you who whoa who she just did an. ollie almost that look how what cashes.

was I had an ollie before and a kickflip. all here we. go I think I think that's enough. skateboard for today I I I want I want. another try who did the best oh we might. just cut. this oh there you go y y very impressive. Harper very. impressive yeah wow oh you killed it 4 +. 4 equals.

flip hey hey that was very cool oh I got. one more no we're done we're done you're. going to die oh Cas look dog's gripping. though yeah he did have a crazy his his. toes were like curling over the side wow. what like gripping on to curly fry from. I actually used to be a skater girl back. in my day were you like the next Tony ha. no I'm not kidding I was obsessed with. this girl name is Skyler she's in the. Olympic now let me swallow my.

gum it's going to be my stomach for. seven years oh that is crazy no but. what's it called I lit M whoa you almost. killed my M kidding no um what's it. called I was that wasn't even funny all. right um I was obsessed with this girl. named Skyler she's a skater girl she was. in Jordan Matter's video once and um she. like and how does this mean you she was. on a roll cash and you just cut her off. I'm just wondering the part where you. were the skater girl and then I had a.

ripstick for Christmas and I was. obsessed with it I actually had an ollie. on the ripstick or a wheelie on the. ripstick and ribsticks are hard to do. wheelies on like you can't do any other. tricks on wheelies but then I got a. skateboard from Target that had you. can't do any other tricks on wheelies no. on um he freak Nock you do some you. could do some other tricks yeah I I I. almost did but it's hard thecast it's. harder for real you what are you doing. what did you just say I love podast for. real for real she said I'm the podcast. for real for real oh my well anyways.

sorry it was for my Vlog it's okay yeah. just don't do it again just don't do. that again um then I got a $18 I. remember I bought my own money and $18. skateboard just can you sit up straight. thank you you know you know what M told. me today what he me and him were just. chilling in the living room he looks at. me he goes I'm just on my phone doing. something I look over M sitting like. this in his words he goes I don't know. how Harper does sits like this I was.

like what and he goes I'm trying to sit. like Harper right now and it's very. uncomfortable it's actually. theable it's so comfortable can you sit. with your legs on that side so they can. get a side angle really look at this. it's not like bad posture it's like. trying to have just a different po. everyone else the car Arch right here. CRA it's like an actual SE and I can go. lower too oh wow that's very's it called. what oh yeah go ahead you were skating. well yeah I was skating and I learned my.

dad helped me we went to the skate park. and I learned some tricks and yeah can. you roller skape yeah I can roller I'm. really fast at roller skating I was so. embarrass SK blading on one of cash and. I's first date he takes me roller. skating oh and he literally left me by. myself cuz he was just doing laps around. the ring it was like our second or third. date I left her in the dust because she. was like she was like can you even. roller skate I was like oh can I CPL. like me blades yes and he literally.

gasped me for the entire like it wasn't. a date it was me skating by myself and. cash just dusting me here's the thing. about if I go roller skating it's a Vibe. you have to Vibe with the music yeah and. I'm very good I'm very good at going. fast it's so fun we should go roller. skating I I tried I literally tried I. fell on my head let's go tonight let's. go tonight no you shut up I tried fine. let's not go I I tried to get the whole. house to go roller skating would you. guys like to go roller skating tonight I. would go oh shut up K that's an act it's. an act yeah as long as we get home. before 10:30 what the this is all an act.

guys I tried to get them to all go. roller skating one day they all look at. me and they were like roller skating oh. my gosh I wasn't feeling good that day. you know when famous everyone told me. that the famous guy that works at in. skate I do know you're talking about. seen him I I'm friends with him there's. a guy that work why is he famous and. works at inter skate his accounts like a. roller skating he does like skater. tricks but anyways what I was saying is. I'm really really me and M were really. good at getting going fast but we cannot. stop I can stop it you can not stop.

sideways are you blading or are you. they're on four wheels they're not. blading what I can blade I inline blade. what are you talking about go backwards. no no don't laugh at me I we can blade. it's just I said I can ride backwards. they laughed again uh I can ride. backwards I can ride backwards on ice. skates and Blades I I know we can on ice. skates I don't know it's the same as. blades that's it I say we go and we all. race play um every year when me and MAV. when our school and and when I mean.

school you got ignored I know what did. you say try to do this with your hand. best you can what you. said can do that try to do it Alex do. the last Al can do like a crazy that. Harper what did you do the last episode. I forgot it was like this or something. I'm trying to think you talking about. when I made fun of your pinky wait is. that it no Harbor was doing like oh. putting your pinky down you can't. something oh maybe yeah it was that cuz. then I did went like this like wait guys. can we go on a can we go on a little.

skate date yes and I hope oh my gosh I. hope my favorite favorite favorite thing. about the Roy skating rink is the limbo. and oh my go and the Races they do I I. won every year until I got too tall I. want to go to the roller skating rink. would you go with us if we went I think. I'd beat you in the limbo I would want a. limbo right now you want a bed on it. yeah Lio right now Lio I'll Alex can you. find us a stick the I will I'll get a. sing about 5 Seconds the guitar that's.

not a stick three okay that'll work one. here's a stick okay we need two. volunteers to hold it okay I feel like. it's job to hold the good thing we have. people on our. team we have a lot all right um wait. wait wait first we need uh you you guys. need to vote on who's going to win oh. I'm not going raise your head if you. think Harper's going to. win Maybe. go it's it's not okay raise your hand if.

you guys think Harper's going to win oh. I'm winning wait you're playing let's go. har ready first wait wait wait hold on. hold on hold. on okay does it matter how you go. under but the only thing is like your. feet have to stay on the ground like. nothing else tou the ground have go. under however you want as long as feet. are Harper just said you can't be the. weirdo who just walks out weird what you. can't do that you can't touch the bar. either yeah you he the rules ringing up.

we're not. making this what are you doing what I'm. moving the mic so they can hear us. okay you go first okay hey. limbo wait there's a there you go I. don't know the. song limbo iar you we'll just sing like. another song wait is it if you touch it. or is if it falls you touch it what song. should we sing um otherwise you could. lift it up and. lost do it no no let start hold on don't.

make Mee don't Mak. meey all. right that's a crazy St your back just. open you fell these are stupid rules. hold on you guys really adjusted the. rules ever since I played what when I. played you just had to roller state like. this that's a when you play probably. three foot.

tall it's like I used to until I got. tall you two your back is not how are. you shut. up shut up let me Focus what is that. what walking like the end person okay do. it just loosen up stop being so. St little lower. next that's a lot.

lower that's good all I'm nervous. there's a new Queen a Newen for it queen. that you have hey judges judges make the. decision and touch it here we. [Laughter]. go what. the you just looked like the guy on the. car wash place it's like walk. under you had such tiny steps though you.

said he did his while doing the limbo. all right here we. go technique speed speed good oh my God. this is I'm scar all right lower oh wow. lower this is not yeah there we go okay. this is not oh it's happening for me all. right hey okay she cleared with these.

what I. cleared I'm done no I quit I don't want. to do this anymore all you are such. bullies even Harper's mom is laughing at. me oh my gosh insane I need to see again. please go again how how do we know how. do we know. than that I think no it was right here I.

remember think okay here we. go all right okay my stomach hurts so. bad at least I don't look as goofy as. this guy do look. now's going to watch this video back. and be like what the sorry didn't mean. it just hurt your eard. drums no the edits on this are lower it. lower it why okay all right I don't know.

if my legs can bend that don't you tell. me you don't know if you can get. there you just have the final s send it. all right all right let's go hey you got. it okay. okay you got it this is where you walk. no more ret you got to go that way okay. hold on hold on why she look like Gro. she's like. de her legs. I'm going to PE okay higher yo I saw him.

raised up yeah sorry I okay go okay she. she went yeah L went I'm not playing. favorites here or anything all right all. right keep it there Kate I guess I'll. try sorry okay here I go I could get it. I could get it easily all right let's go. okay it's okay you you got it you got it. all right this is it last. try why was Cash being nice it's okay. you can TR again no I'll be nice I'll be.

nice is that a Dyson all right anyways. is that a. Dyson. disqualify you don't get oh thanks no. automatically makes it to the next round. since you Che all right all right for. real for real for real okay she really. all right here we. go she she. can't I'm scared Li oh she's hitting it. she she just destroyed that thing all. right okay here we go here we go. yeah.

oh it'll be. copyrighted we're back okay here we go. we almost had the limbo song wait did. she make it no no no oh but I'm about to. make this all right let's go everybody. probably thinking there's no shot at me. making this yeah Ma I do you. believe do you want to believe go M I. just want to get a good laugh. again he touched it I did not. you're right you're right booby touched.

it okay here we go there's no way I. touched it you probably dropped it on me. I didn't but you girls close your eyes. so y'all can't y'all can't adjust no I. have to watch M okay what does that even. mean it's just like such a crazy forward. go. go what that what I'm not going to lie. the way that was kind of impressive the. way he got so hype after limbo I went to. limbo everybody like almost tall as my.

kneecap you got. it you I know you have no faith in me so. why are you saying that you about to. break your. [Laughter]. spine you look like you're. pooping you walk up to the thing like. I'm. ready I'm. ready me you let's go little boy. that doesn't look.

right no shot dude why do you look like. that. no y' going to say my SHP. touched okay you smells bad he does you. smell like. sweat just. saying what you can't do that what do. you mean yes you can yes you can. okay no no. said you can't do that in that case fine.

you have to lean. back it's just your neck just lean your. neck cash doesn't go backwards it's over. unfortunately cash you can go backwards. no no I I. almost wait wait no you can see like you. have your hands on the ground you're L. starting F ready D you can see your like. body not letting you go. backwards he's scared of going backwards. his.

back I wish I could see. [Music]. this oh my. God why did you drop like a. fly I would have got the EG crumbled oh. my gosh I just I can't wait to watch MAV. glbo back M I can't wait for you to see. yourself do it I popped my back on that. fall is this your shirt yeah can I. see bro I just what are you for real. this always feels worse than his farts.

himself I can't dude really sorry he. just wiped his armpit sweat with my. shirt it got heated in that competition. heated all right guys well I'm just too. athletic for this squad honestly I just. outperform everyone it's cuz your. scoliosis bro my scoliosis don't make. fun of my disability I'm not making fun. of it but it's an advantage in this game. it is not an advantage it is it's a life. altering thing I have yeah but in the. limbo it's an advantage how's it an. advantage because you're shorter doesn't.

go like this his back when he bends. backwards his back doesn't have as much. like a look say this is him right his. legs his hips his back his back only has. to go versus mine and Harbor's has to go. compared I'm sorry but I got the ick I. love my mom with my whole heart but I. got the ick when she started playing the. limo song and then she pranced. off what she was trying to help the game. Harper sorry you know what crazy I. didn't know there was a limbo song what. do the limber.

rock you know you know it yeah I just. thought how can you go they used to play. that not real. skaters only really low to the floor. guys we have LOL X skating rink has to. happen and we can race we should do a. meet and greet at a skating ring oh my. God that' be so fun would be so cha we. can just get a giant line I love it when. we all skate in a line and we're moving. the music just. and theate starts falling huh if.

someone's falling and hurting them it's. probably me I also like readed light. green light at the roller skating rank. you know what I like so bad at that yeah. no you know what I like um how the the. our uh pimples on the walls are covered. all our pimples with um the LOL podcast. signs like LOL LOL we patch that hole. girl I have pimples everywhere right now. and we don't have enough money for a new. TV so subscribe that's what I meant but. we got the painting and fan mail and our. TV still broke so I kind of like it. better that way just like that yeah yeah.

can you play overtime on the um oh yeah. yeah I can play any. song yeah just try wait what song do you. play guitar cash what's overtime it's. like oh give me it again uh it's like. you know the opening song to Zack Bryan. concert he's like oh overtime Zack. Bryan don't get a copyrighted cash yeah. oh don't worry I. won't all right so this is G minor all. at once. oh that is not Tangled if I ever heard.

all right I thought we would have a pick. play Runway I'm not very good at playing. guitar without a pick but we will try. here you want all we're going to play No. we're going to play Sweet Home. Alabama. okay wait hold on oh the first two. notes wait a second this guy actually. know how to play guitar I. you you went B. all here we.

go did you practice for this that was. the best you'll probably ever play I. should probably. retire. [Music]. ready okay all right who's actually got. to play the guitar in this. family nobody then why did yall buy a. guitar cuz we all have dreams and. aspirations. okay that was closer okay can you stop. yeah now it's just like no one wants to. listen to it come back when he's.

done all right I'm done now now let me. let me try I can actually play the. guitar I used to play on a green one a. green one a green one oh she used to. play the green one oh she knows how to. play it oh the red one's similar yeah. yeah pretty much the same thing ready. not. [Music]. backwards what is that my alarm. clock Harper pick pick the string but. with your right hand go like this the. [Music]. string oh almost.

wait who didn't say I couldn't. sing what Ariana Grande who didn't say I. couldn't I want try something what song. is that it's from Victorious you. uncultured okay can we please k please. unplug it wait okay wait wait k going to. try K's going to try wait hey Don't. Unplug me back there Tri oh plug it in. back there okay now can unplug it he's. not giving it to me yeah it's no it's.

over F take the guitar take the. guitar how long has it been since you've. done this trick can you hold this yep. guys I'm like her official drink a. decade okay great a decade did you play. the electric guitar that's how old. Harbor is I've never play I'm actually a. decade and a half whoa that's it you. should join a b that was. cool what the H your mic is. off oh your mic's unplugged kiny. oh oh so much noise you're having noise.

you what is it doing I don't know if the. guitar is making funny noise oh Kate. unplugged it yep we just got to cut that. off no well it was fun while tried can. somebody like rip. us it's heavy is there so heavy any. competition y'all think y'all can beat. me at um oh me yeah you I can do I can. do a I can do a tail up on a scooter. better than you m Maybe not maybe scoter.

I can be you sco boy I can run faster. than I. can I read faster than you you can't do. whoa hold up did we just hear the. talents on the pink couch wait she said. I can read faster than you and she said. I can run faster than you first off and. I said I can park better than you yeah. this is some crazy accusations skip. behind you on that one I can chug water. better than you I'm a good chugger I'm. not give me. give me water listen you I'm definitely.

better at parking than both of you and. we need two bottles water I will do a. reading test right now and beat you a. reading test oh yeah oh wait can we talk. about other tests that we're taking. today yeah what type of a nerd question. is that let's the testest cash took a. test I yeah I took a test today but uh I. don't know if we can say what test I. took it was negative no he not. pregnant yeah we can't say what test I. took but say saying no say it no no no.

don't fine just say. it bleep it out we can bleep it out if. we're not say tell after the cash to. believe two things all right we should. just move on to the next conversation. here oh all right here we go why are we. doing so many activities I don't know. but I'm liking it it's like the Olympics. oh my gosh the L podcast Olympics this. is crazy for what reason can do this. better than me all right all right I'm. about to destroy all right I want to see. the bottle disappeared in four seconds.

no no hey I'm gonna say three no don't. chug yet stop it man off off y lips I'll. lips okay ready no I'm going to say. three two how much spill you allowed any. zero I'll do my best he there's three. judges here if one of them if we judge. that you spilled too much you're. eliminated I'm going to spill a lot all. right I'm going to say don't I'm going. to say three two Pew and y'all go on Pew. okay. three two. that was a drink okay okay stop stop.

stop that's it all right all right. three oh my gosh what because he said he. said okay ready now we got to restart. your mic you're really talk oh well. don't do it in front of the mic actually. get it all. everywhere Pew go Harper go Harper oh. Harper literally gave up after a d oh my. gosh Mouse is gone. Harper you just took a simple water I.

don't think he won that was like a magic. trick what water oh she's going she's. going oh it's only half no I think. Harper definitely has that one in the. bag yeah something do you see my eyes. watering okay does anyone have any more. comment listen to this oh with water. that's kind of I bet I can fart quicker. than you I can fart you. can did you no I'm not like that anymore. uh anymore. well I.

really what iach never thinks he could. he could read faster than me which kind. of that thing's noisy Kate oh sorry I'm. just I'm like vlogging oh are you. now Vlog your now I could was there even. a phone in it no there wasn't she said I. was sorry she was scratching her leg. with she said I was sorry I'm Vlogging. now yeah I'm like a vlogger so okay well. I figur it's time to put your shirt on.

well I would have but Maverick sweated. all over it let just be honest he's not. able to produce be I definely jump. higher than you. MAV wait who can act like they're. jumping on a trampoline better oh me. yeah yeah we've seen it before. me no one here can jump higher than me I. literally can jump higher think we. literally have done this we tested it. and we we had sticky notes we seen who. could hit the highest on the wall my. sticky note was the highest yes your. hand reaches higher but veral might have. a higher. vertical I can jump higher than you than.

you on the floor this kiny apparently. thinks she's the steroid monster today. well M my she has an Alani so now. like I jump high I can run faster and I. can park better than. you. Alani that's a good Alani please sponsor. us anyone honestly we've been looking. for a sponsor for quite some time to you. guys know those podcasts makeup where. everybody those like drinks on their set. yes we don't have none yeah because for.

some reason people don't like us. apparently we're our podcast like. doesn't chart high enough or something. on lit which Speaking of which you guys. should go uh follow us on Spotify right. now we're currently like we're second on. um no we're second on Comedy and seventh. on I think we're number five overall. right now we we stay in like the top. 10ish overall on Spotify so guys please. we're number four overall let's go guys. go follow us on Spotify also give us a. little rating on there and it would be. greatfully appreciated we're trying to.

hit number one podcast on Spotify so we. can get a drink sponsor maybe it be J. normous um and then maybe we can buy a. new a new TV too cuz we still can't get. a TV nope I can buy don't worry Harper. you you can aord them number four and. we're still going up as the Green Arrow. yes number two let's go Harper um anyway. Harper number two on. Comedy one time uh call her daddy um got. higher than Joe Rog experience so we can. do it too yeah we can there we go like.

is Joe Rogan's podcast on live episode. I'll da you up if you remember huh on. the live episode I'll dab you up hey you. guys heard that listen we're going to do. we're going to do a live episode in. Dallas Texas baby um at the San Antonio. water park yeah we're going to do a live. episode in Dallas and San Antonio that's. how it's going to go but at the live. episode Harp's going to dab me up and if. we forget somebody screw from the.

audience yeah. seriously a live show like what would we. even do at a live show probably I know. exactly what I'm doing the last episode. I'm on I'm going to dab you up and we're. back cuz Harper said something that we. couldn't say again sorry my bad no what. actually happened is our camera stopped. recording technical difficulties shout. out out oh my goodness you could kill. him with that thing swing it harder yeah. I'm kind of like mentally checked out. cuz we lowkey like stopped for like 30. minutes I forgot we even talking about. but I think we were talking about our. live show and how we might be doing one.

and we might be doing a tour and uh I. don't even know I think we also did we. wait did we leave off at Harper say like. my lash podcast my lash podcast I don't. even remember either way she was. trolling guys okay she's staying forever. because here's where we're at now her. last podcast is today okay after this. the last. guys what the sh M the last podcast I'm. I'm going to dab cash up. see if y'all don't notice she never dabs. me up when he does that either why my.

hands are like wait do y'all think do. y'all wait before the camera stopped. recording do you think we got when I. went I really hope we didn't I don't. know but if not you guys missed my funny. face it was like okay as long as we got. me winning at limbo the water chucking. contest we got your limbo MAV um the. skateboarding so listen the main clip. for this episode is going to be us prank. calling my mother and my grandmother. about how we're going to cancel the.

wedding cuz we're going to cancel the. wedding I did not say yes to this I. fully think it's a horrible idea it's. going to be hilarious great idea they're. going be like oh thank goodness I'm so. glad that y'all decided not to do that. and if they do that's hilarious and. you'll know that you're not really loved. no. shot her mic wasn't plugged in dude this. guy. sucks it's not his fault it's not his. fault how about you get an did y'all. hear what I said this guy I knew we. should have hired a guy on.

fiber. next this C apparently we're using. Alex's phone charger as a mic cord are. we cutting that cutting what no what are. you doing picking up my skin I have. something that might be required to be. cut you make me scared y'all's butt ever. get itchy when you're SKU what is it I. want to hear my butt is itchy no. um time out I have a very important. thought please cameraman I can't trust. that you're actually going to cut this. cuz you fumbled quite a bit this episode.

it's okay I M what everybody okay no. actually all right we're back cuz Kate. said something all right yeah we're. back I was like actually thinking about. like all right we're back because we. start over Kate wanted to say something. take it from the top that need can cut. didn't your. sweetheart my first official cut what do. that's not your first cut dude I'm K my. body is getting itchy from sitting on. this well that's I think I'm allergic to.

stereo I told you that one might be bad. stere you're more of a mono guy no I'm. allergic to the stereo is my butt is. having an allergic reaction man I got a. question what what outfits would y'all. wear me leotard for. what for a live show leard everybody. comment what you want cash to wear for. the live show Speedo hey I do need y'all. to comment what Disney characters you. want us to be we're all going to dress. up as Disney characters for an episode. so comment like har are the comments bro.

nobody want us to Disney I Harper. definitely needs to be what is it grumpy. I know who Maverick is Maverick just. wants to go to Disney World guys no I. know who Maverick is he's the teacup. from Beauty and the Beast. whaty more like a personally no you're. like Chip he is Chip he literally is. Chip like chip the one who's like locked. away in a Cupboard all the time. anded and Cindy you're Pluto. the dog Pluto Pluto doesn't talk so.

that's good Pluto dude well I don't know. about Pluto but my okay we're back cash. says his butt hurts from sitting on that. okay we're back again don't cut me stop. no I don't know I if I got cut or not. you got cut raise your hand if you if. that should get cut really at least. you're with's like don't cut anything. ever no that's got to go okay wait. comment what characters you want to be. but don't comment like all five of us in. one comment all I said. I'm not kidding guys I can't sit on this. no more why do you still not have any.

clothes on because I'm I'm take this off. because that thing it's making my butt. itch I'm so confused E I can smell its. parts why does it all of a sudden. itch I can't I don't know it just hurts. this this stereo is not comfortable okay. here we go. listen point of this episod been cut. like 12 the point of this appar. apparently we don't live in America we.

don't have free speech we're not allowed. to say what we want not on YouTube. listen the point of this episode is we. were supposed to prank call our parents. and I've been waiting all day so I'm. going to call my mother and tell her. that we're calling off the wedding and. my grandmother I'm L I would like. everyone to know Tara and Granny I did. not approve of this and I am so sorry in. advance wa wait what if we actually C. off the wedding though hey no we. actually we are call she got excited we. genuinely are call off the wedding. really yall would do that for.

me no I'm yeah know the wedding the. wedding's actually getting caught off. because it was all fake for views it was. gotcha okay now now redo cuz that's. going to be cut into a clip everyone's. he's trying to be like he's trying to. play it off by doing it again but it's. just not working yeah he's like that was. funny right guys got no M it was weird. it was a weird man what is that we I'm. not a baby I'm a man.

stop in case you wondering uh in like an. episode or two ago is horrible I don't. even want to be here anymore we caught. we caught Maverick on reclip and he he. got caught lacking he was talking to. kiny and a baby voice and he goes and. and Kenzie was secretly recording and M. goes I'm not a baby I'm a. man what was the thumbnail for that. episode you just spit all over me. probably probably like literally all. over meting. is mad no I have her saliva on my.

arm he's deflecting he's is this. ASMR I think you've done this before. wait did you actually just spit on her. she spit all over me she didn't mean to. spit on you you don't draw spit on her. stop. spit good job. Kate. that me oh she did oh she did lock and. loaded no no no no hello how do you have.

that. much fire fire fire. fire hey pull my finger and I'll. spit. stop I can GLE pull my finger and. actually I'm not supposed to. touch yeah can you keep watching the. board the mic's off the mic is off fix. it stop. cashh it's her she's pulling my finger. she's the one don't hit me why are you.

doing to me don't hit me don't hit me. where is your shirt what your shirt my. shirt yes ew there's a lob of saliva how. did that get. there oh my goodness the abuse I saw it. physical mental all of it pull my finger. on she beats him y'all should see it off. camera what are you doing Kate getting. something to wipe your spit up dude I. think she's looking for a p paddle no. his shirt is is that Maverick.

[Music]. shirt move. the I don't know why whose phone is. ringing whose phone is ringing guys it's. my friend you have a friend what are you. doing no don't pick it up k no are you. on the. toilet she toilet we the podcast okay. you're on the toilet on. toilet you didn't even screen record you. didn't even screen record it Kate even. well 12y Old Harper it's just screen. record no my friend was on the toilet.

said you're 12 even if you are not ready. for the day even if we you what since. you were stop singing like that nobody. likes no say you. hate he tried even if we both break down. tonight that's not me trying hard that's. not me trying hard pull my finger okay. no I going sprit too stop why are yall. gross okay fine guys I have a straw I. would mess around lay down your.

weapon stop. [Laughter]. spinning those poisonous FRG M SPS. bubbling next to. mine sorry sorry I have a problem yeah. it Foams a little how did you hit my eye. eyeball uh yeah why was it so. foamy okay guys we actually have to get.

to the thing we have to do today it's. twerk off what he's like a 10-year-old. kid that's disgusting what ew yeah he Li. Ser no no more SP I'll spit back at you. I'll do it immediately I'm not spitting. cuz I'm a girl over I'm so over the spit. over what the spitting guys we're. calling off the wedding yeah oh no. congratul ation kiny thank. you okay who should we call First we'll.

call Mom first guys I don't know what to. say what do wait what do I say prank. prank calling muted what should I say. say hey Mom I got rabies rabies say. whatever you want I don't know should I. act like it's my fault fault not you. your. fault can you hear me should I act sad. yes act sad obviously hey hey. Mom he me yeah okay I'm in the car okay. uh what you. doing I just.

uh um there's yes you know the the 14th. the the wedding wedding yeah. uh. Kinzie oh gosh she just like what she. doesn't really want to do she doesn't. she doesn't want to get married on the. 14th on the 14th or I don't know right. now I don't know right now Mom.

uh she's going to here too what what. happened she's uh I don't. know I don't know well son you know. something happened what happened she has. she has an extra toe that you didn't. know about we're just going to have to. call fight we just you found an extra. toe on her son did you get in a fight. tell her she has an extra toe not I'm. not saying that yes say say we kind of. it's just she just doesn't want to to do.

it anymore so I think we're just going. to have to to stop and call off the. wedding but why son something's going on. tell me was on my left foot I mean it's. not it's not it's not entirely her. fault well but did you do something. well we we she find out about your past.

what the it's not my fault it's always. his. fault about her past you don't wait what. about my. past what do you. mean she's not with my history of. what my history of what what do you I. don't know but you're being evasive and. not telling us okay history with women. my history with women I've had like two. or three girlfriends you've had several.

serious relationships okay know yeah. okay and she knows about all those. though so. that's well no she just me and her were. like we were going to go out to um. Hurricane. Harbor okay and when I never. like when we got there we got out the. car and this is just too much for me so. it's not entirely her fault but she got.

out she had like on like flip poops and. she had okay she had two big toes on. each. foot two big toes on each foot and I Mom. I'm serious no Mom I'm serious i' never. I'd never looked at her toes before. they're huge she no she has two big BLS. Mom I'm not joking of course everybody. has two big toes no one on each foot. like two on each foot I know no she has.

two on each foot I mean. two I you're not taking me serious. you're not taking me. serious okay I'll just talk to no I'll. just talk to you later mom understand. Mom do what they just don't go they. don't no they just don't go together. they just like like when you see it it. just.

doesn't okay this is an episode. of episode of psycho Mom. I'm get over it You'. seen I can't do it I can't okay okay. just m I'm just kidding we're on the. podcast mom we're on the podcast oh wow. M you think she vote for it I think she. did like what I'm just kidding I'm just. kidding all right bye I love. you H me l was like I'm just kidding she. doesn't have two big toes no I really.

wanted her to believe it though terara. my biggest fan I really appreciate even. if you had four big toes four that's. insane and they were all pained rain. okay okay we're going to call my granny. this one's going to be actually way more. intent my granny my granny is an. interesting granny and emotional she an. emotional woman she's uh granny doesn't. deserve that she's not ready for this. I'll tell you that okay but she's. actually going to believe should we not. call her yeah might get up this is going. to be crazy wait maybe we shouldn't. let's call her no I think it's no let's.

not let's not call her all in favor of. calling oh oh it's. ringing okay everyone be quiet y'all. she's actually GNA believe it she is. going to believe granny I'm sorry in. advance granny sorry granny she would be. the one to say hey Granny hi honey well. it's almost your big. day yeah no sh. shut shut up sorry it's me Granny it's.

me it's Maverick it's really Maverick. it's really me I'm not playing with you. it's me okay okay and and you don't have. me on no podcast right no no just me and. you y'all are mean I know mean I know I. have from now on I'm always gonna be. asking those questions I know I know um. what's wrong well I already called my. parents I already called my parents um. and I called grandma and I figured I. should call you too.

uh okayi me and Kenzie we got to we got. to call off the wedding cuz she doesn't. she's not she doesn't want to get. married on the 14th and I don't know if. she wants to get married at all. anymore Maverick you're pulling a joke. on me no I'm not granny you're pulling a. joke on me Maverick no I'm not I don't. know if that's a good idea. mck listen no I listen my heart can't.

take this okay okay Granny it's a joke. Granny it's a joke Granny it's a joke. it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke. granny no no no no don't cry don't cry. Maverick I'm so sorry no granny stop. it's a joke I don't don't get upset it's. a joke it's a joke it's a joke C no. we're we're getting married we love each. other very very much we love each other. so much. youan I'm.

no. wait F got yall back didn't. I I love. her wait she's not crying I've learned. how y'all work. now got you back I was just getting. ready to T and you got me on live don't. you yeah we're live. I was just getting ready.

to well I was just getting ready to say. it might not have been nice but I was. just getting ready to say before dawned. on me well maybe you don't need her. anyway God has a better plan for you. maybe maybe you never know Granny I'm. the best plan that God has ever had. fores so do you know what's going to. happen though sometime what's what's G. to happen uh you remember the little. story what about the boy that cried wolf.

oh no remind me the story one of these. days y'all are going to cry wolf and I'm. not going to believe. you really I'm not going to believe you. what one of these days y'all are going. to really be serious about something. when you call me and I'm not going to. believe you Gran I'm going to make I'm. going to be making a joke out of it. granny what I am not a.

liar now that was a. li okay grar no no you're not on the. podcast you're definitely not I'll talk. to you later okay bye love. you I love. y'all that was crazy insane she just got. you we literally got played by grny I. just got played by an old lady she me at. my own game she beat me at my own game I. told yall granny is built different.

that's what I was trying to say Granny's. built. different bro I thought she was going to. have a heart attack she's like my heart. can't take if you are above the age of. 65 you're not allowed to say that can't. heart can't cuz we're going to take that. seriously at that you're at the level. now when you fall I don't laugh I'm like. oh. no gosh I can't believe y'all don't. understand though like you have to. personally know granny pop a picture of. Granny so you guys can get a visual.

she's a g she's the greatest yeah well. it's not Granny's character to play back. she usually just she is a troll but not. like that no not like that that was. crazy she was like a 13-year-old. boy haha ha I was kidding she actually. had us convinced all right let's plank. our grandma. now you think that's a good idea no no. no it is not a good idea no no no Let's. do let's do Grandma Maverick Grandma. should I call your sister no we got to. call one more person one more to get a.

raw reaction all right here we go it's. it's ringing grandma's going to be so. mad she's going to kill me oh my gosh. our grandma's completely different I. don't think I can do it very long she. might kill him next time can't do it. very long no like believe me she's not. going to believe me yeah I don't Grandma. I don't think will fall she reads. through she read hello M hello. Grandma what you doing. well I. uh I'll make this quick uh I talked to.

my parents and I talked to Granny and um. new plan tell you're. pregnant and. what. uh as far as uh the 14th for the wedding. bright um I'm not sure that's going to. happen because you have a baby on the. line quick teasing I'm not teasing yes. you are no I'm.

not so why what are you saying well. I I don't think Kenzie wants to get. married to me at the. moment are you. serious yeah you're teasing me no. Grandma I'm. not um. she. um she first well. she like she found out you had rabies. are you okay yeah I'm.

okay who's whispering in the background. it's just I can't she um who's. Whispering she doesn't she found out I. have rabies and she. doesn't you are a. tur get you when I see I knew you. teasing me. wait what that.

laugh my laugh my. laugh. uh I'm just joking I'm joking yeah you. start tearing up on the phone I can tell. I was like is this serious or. what you you don't think I'd call you. crying I just I wasn't sure those was. real. tears they were. i y I kept thinking you were faking it. so you're you're not pulling anything.

but I'm going to get you when I see you. no I told you don't do anything she. going pull your ears no that ask what. she hey remember you get me you're just. raising the stakes you're pushing you're. feeding a fire I'll get you back. more it doesn't make any difference I'm. going to pinch your ears. off no not my ears you you are such a. brat okay all right bye Grandma. you don't want to talk to me anymore. uhuh oh what's that oh it's my other.

Grandma calling that's not very mean to. me. okay all right bye Grandma love you bye. bye I told you she always says I'm gonna. rip your ears off you know traumatizing. them with as a child that we have like. stuffed deer heads on our wall and she's. like that's what you're going to look. like I'm turn you into a carcass M you. on my wall it's like what what grandma. just. say well. well well what peace out bro Shaka what.

yeah it's the end are you done that's. the end of the feel bad because like MAV. he's funny sometimes and he's I feel bad. because you think we actually care when. you talk I care see that was funny that. was rude M what you ignore her all the. time me I'm Different was really funny. Harper and I'm sorry he everyone laughed. at your joke really hard no I was. laughing inside not outside everybody. make a buling at it. that are can you guys can you guys for. real start calling me CJ when I wear my.

hat like this guys I'm sorry but also I. can't with y'all's edits like it's. actually like kind of annoying because. like Maverick is a 20-year-old man and. of course he's going to get married c. three years off life how 23. 23 of course he's going to get married. and once he gets married the host is. going to join the podcast I no I'm not. left. out good. good you keep saying that you not a.

friend no this is not a coup's podcast. no I am not no it is it is a coup's. podcast Harper Harper just can't get a. couple that not true can the no these. are not just my only friends um no these. people don't motivate me to keep. going whoa whoa cut her mic man hey guys. also make sure you guys go follow us on. Spotify we uh we're trying to become the. number one podcast on Spotify so go.

follow us on there rank us give us a. rating unless you're going to give us a. one start then just don't and just. always remember to live laugh love and. remember to love yourself even as you're. remember to love your neighbor as also. remember it's never too late it's never. too late to learn the splits oh it is a. little too late for you what's in his P. please somebody cut it in in the show in. the show Harper go ahead in it in it in. it.