This Is The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done…

What's the worst thing you've ever done? >> Oh my gosh. >> I killed a fish. >> I couldn't get the hook out of its. mouth, so I couldn't like throw it back. And then I didn't want it to be sitting. there wriggling and so then I was like, I need to kill it with a rock. >> Oh, Cash has done worse things than. that. >> Cash tried to take his brother out with. a brick. >> You tried to kill him. >> Yeah, he did. Kane and Ael style. >> Have y'all seen any of those. self-driving cars that are around LA? >> Yes, the Whimos. >> I'd feel way safe if they weren't on the. road. >> I'm joking. >> So, if you had to roast cash, what would. be your go-to roast for cash? I would. say cash is trash.

>> Oh, that's what we say. >> What if you had to roast me? >> Well, can you roast me first? >> Dax flame. More like Dax lane. >> Oh, >> I think that was lame. So, [Music]. >> guys, after 3 years, it is finally here. We have perfected the best slime ever. for you guys. We have Teddy Graham. Crunch that smells like graham crackers. and honey. We have Makeover Magic that. is scented like cotton candy. We have. Midnight Madness that is scented like. blueberry lemonade. We have pink coette.

that is scented like strawberry. milkshakes. And it even has a huge pink. clay bow that you can mix in. I'm so. excited for you guys to get your hands. on that one. It's my personal favorite. August 30th at 5:00 p.m. Make sure you. set your alarms because we only have a. limited amount of slime for our first. drop. So, you're going to want to make. sure you get some before it sells out. >> What's up, everybody? Okay, you just. >> Okay, fine, man. You go. Take a. >> What's up, everybody? Welcome back to. the podcast. Um, Cash is sitting next to.

me today. And you're probably like, why. is he sitting right there? Isn't that. where Harper sits? Well, Harper's right. there. She's right next to Cash. But. don't worry, Cash is only sitting here. because we have a very, very special. guest today. >> Very special. >> We have Dax Flame, everybody. Let's go. >> The one and only. >> Thanks for having me here. >> We've been trying to get Dax Flame on. for How long has it been? >> Wait, is it Flame or Flames? >> Flame. >> Flame. It's been like 6 months or so. when we first connected and tried to get. on. >> Okay. Awesome. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. But it's just it's been it's. been a while to try to make it happen. >> Oh, are you okay? >> Sorry, I'm all logged out today. >> Oh. Anyways, man, what were you saying? >> I was just saying it's been a long time, but we're super excited to have you on. today, so it's going to be super fun. >> Um, >> wait, Dax, is that your real name, Dax? >> That's a stage name. >> Oh, can we can we know what your real. name is or? >> Uh, yeah. Um, it's Madison, but uh I. just I just have ask people to call me. Dax because that's been what I've asked.

people to call me for years now. >> Sorry. Sorry. He's so funny. If you guys. don't know Dax, he's a stand-up. comedian, right? >> Yes. >> And. >> well, I'm pretty new to standup comedy. Well, at this point it's like been a. year of standup comedy, but I've been. able to play uh do some shows recently. that are a little more official, such as. like. >> like um like um the comedy store. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Some bigger shows. Bigger. So, I've done two at the comedy. store, two at the Laugh Factory, and.

then one at the um one actually three at. the comedy store. I did the um the belly. room at the comedy store as well, and. then the main room two times. And then. um I'm supposed to do another show at. the belly room this Friday, but maybe by. the time this is out that will be a. different time. Yeah. And then I'm gonna. do another one at the main room on um. the 28th. >> and that one will that. And so it's cool. to be able to do some like different um. standup comedy type like shows, especially like the official type venues. and stuff. And. >> no, the standup comedy stuff is good. I've seen your Instagram a ton.

>> The Tik Toks is what I've seen. I mean, this guy goes crazy on the Tik Toks. We'll pop up some of the Tik Toks if you. guys haven't seen them, but that's where. I know you from. Those things are. freaking hilarious, man. >> Thank you. Yeah, cuz I do um standup. comedy. Uh well, typically it's been. like the open mics and stuff, and then I. did like Yeah. two at the two at the. Laugh Factory, then three at the um. comedy store at this point. Um and then. um the um. >> Tik Tok and Instagram videos I do. Yeah.

Just. >> no. The the comedy store is one of the. like most notable or has the most. notoriety in the like the com the comedy. store. >> uh is a popular Yeah, that's. >> Yeah, it's like the most popular comedy. club to play. So, I mean that's awesome. >> And I feel like you could make funny. jokes with the names of the comedy. store. Oh, are you selling jokes? Or the. laugh factory. um what kind of like who. is working at the factory to make the. and then so that's something that's. funny and like I know people who watch. your videos are probably um like jokes.

and stuff and even maybe they could say. if you would like you can. >> should I look at the camera. >> yeah if you'd like maybe now would be a. good time you can scroll down to the. comments and do like your top five jokes. about the comedy store name or the laugh. factory name say some things that you. could some funny jokes you could make. about that Um, such as Yeah. who works. at the comedy store like and then what. do they sell? And. >> so wait, what can Can you give me like. >> I'd like to go shopping at the comedy. store. >> Can you give me like your like best. joke?

>> Um, so yeah, maybe like I'd like to go. shopping at the comedy. I I don't know. I haven't thought of it before this. Um, >> no, you're good. >> But yeah, that's hard to Do you all have. a funny one about that? >> About the comedy store? Well, I think. what's a what's a joke? Yeah. Go-to joke. for you. Yeah, like out of any joke. >> So, um Okay. So, have y'all seen any of. those self-driving cars that are around. LA. called Whimo? Yes. >> I'd feel way more safe if they weren't. on the road.

>> No, that's good. That's good. >> Um. >> I'm joking. >> Kate loves jokes like that. You couldn't. >> dying. >> Oh, no. Kate's death's going to be on. you. That's not going to be good. >> Why are you touching my neck like that? >> You got something on your lips now. How. do you how do you come up with your Tik. Tok videos? >> Um, I just kind of try to think of like. what would be a good Tik Tok video type. thing to post on. >> my channel and then either go out and. film it or.

>> or not. >> Yeah. See, see what kind of ideas I. have. >> How do you come up with your Tik Tok. videos, C? >> Same thing. I either go out and film it. or I don't, I guess. Yeah. And I have. other standup jokes, but like that's. just like my go-to one. >> What another one you got? >> Um, so typically I'll greet the crowd by. saying like, "Hey everyone, I hope. you're doing awesome." I think it's like. good to just kind of establish that. you're wishing well to the audience. And. then uh typically I'll start with um I.

love going to aquariums. The my favorite. fish my favorite thing is like looking. at all the jellyfish. I just always wish. there was some peanut butter fish as. well. Then I'll typically tell the way. Mojo joke. >> Um and I also. >> Who needs tickets to your show? >> And um I I talk I say some I my. girlfriend is kind of like Bigfoot. She. doesn't exist. >> Um and then not where I thought that was. going. >> Wait. Oh, wait. I thought I saw videos. of you getting married or something. Did.

I see that? >> Oh, that was the video of me getting. married. the wedding vlog. >> Maybe. >> that was um like a hypothetical thing. where I was like doing like well I was. doing it to like visualize like that's. like one of my goals eventually. Um so. it was kind of like just a visualization. type thing. >> Yeah. You have Oh, >> I'm hold up. >> Okay. You'll have to excuse Cash. He is. like he's confused all the time. >> Oh, that's okay. Uh thank you. So it's. like basically like do you know how. people do like a vision board or like. >> uh what's it called? Manifestation.

>> Yeah, like that type of thing. So I. could show it to you without audio cuz I. think it has trademarked audio. >> So you held a wedding. >> It's like No, >> he had a video where he was getting. married. >> just like that. >> Like so I say. >> cuz it's something he wants one you know. how you used to like perform today I'm. getting married and then like and then. that my friend played and that's my. friend's girlfriend. So we're not dating. at all or anything and then we and then. at the end I Yeah. Yeah. So. >> I got you. >> Yeah. Do you have any like love. interests?

>> Um no. I have gone on a few dates. recently, but um. >> yeah, >> none of them worked. >> Um I mean, >> well, actually, maybe we'll go on. another date someday. Um. >> but yeah. Yeah. >> You sound funny. >> Thank you. I actually used to think I. wasn't funny, but then lately people. have been telling me like that they like. my videos and stuff, and so that's. really helpful for boosting my. confidence. Then. >> yeah, >> you just always got to take those.

compliments in and not doubt yourself. too much. >> Yeah. >> And um I don't know exactly what I. should be talking about and stuff, but I. have like a whole standup set. I could. read off jokes if y'all want me to or I. don't know. >> Oh, no. You're good. We're just hanging. out. So, when you do the Instagram. videos and the Tik Tok videos and and. the comedy stuff, Kate briefly asked it. before the show started and we kind of. stopped her, but how much of it is like. a bit and how much of it is like you. just being you? >> Uh, I just try to be myself all the. time.

>> Um, and I try to um just try to be. myself and try to be like a good example. to people and um and. >> so it's real. Wait, so like when you're. filming a Tik Tok video, you're that's. Wait, when you're filming a Tik Tok. video, that's not you in character? >> No, I'm Yeah, for that question. Whenever people ask me that, if like. it's like the search bar, then yeah, it's I'm just being myself. Yeah. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Wow. >> Okay.

>> Cash. Why? >> Cash. >> It's a common question. I see it on the. like on the search bar and stuff. So, I. don't take offense or anything. That's. not a bad thing to ask. >> Oh, no. Because the the charact the or. not character, but your personality is. extra um compared to some of the other. comedians and stuff. >> My favorite videos you filmed are like. the tickle fight in between strangers. like in stores. >> Yeah. >> Though like. >> Thank you. You here's a clip. >> Yep. >> For the viewers edited in.

>> Yeah. We have it in our heads. >> Let it Let's let it play real quick. >> Hey guys, St. Louis is coming up super. soon on our world tour. So, if you live. in St. Louis, Cincinnati, Los Angeles, or Chicago. Those shows are coming up. super soon. But then after that, we are. headed to Houston, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Melbourne, Sydney, London, Dublin, and Manchester, UK. So, if you. guys live in any of these cities, go to. the podcast.net. Go get your tickets to. come see all of us on tour. It is such a.

fun time, guys. We want to see you. there. Go get your tickets right now. All right. Uh, >> no. It's kind of long. It's They go back. and forth a couple rounds. >> Are we going to play the whole thing? >> It's playing right now. >> Oh, okay. >> Okay. Uh, >> yeah. So, should should we do a tickle fight? >> No. >> No thanks.

>> I have a question. This whole time you. haven't laughed once. >> Yeah. Why? Why is that? >> We're not funny. Probably. >> I uh I I. >> Well, I think I was telling jokes. >> So, um it's like I was telling jokes to. make other people laugh. >> You do laugh. Would I laugh? If someone. told me a joke, then yeah, I would. laugh. >> Okay, tell them a joke. >> I don't know. >> Someone's got to say a funny joke. Come. on. >> Uh um. >> think think.

>> Uh. >> none of y'all have jokes. >> Do you all like standup comedy? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Have y'all ever um watched any. comedy specials? >> Oh, yeah. I've watched tons of comedy. specials. >> Awesome. >> I like the the machine by Burke Kushner. >> Okay. I've heard of him. >> Yeah. >> Wait, wait, wait. We need a joke. >> Um Oh, I got one. I I It's not funny. That's the thing. >> It's really funny. >> Uh okay. Um why what did they call the. cow that was on the ground?

>> Oh, ground beef. >> Yes. Okay. Yes, he knew it already. >> He didn't laugh at you. >> I got. >> No, no, actually that is funny. But I've. heard that one. >> You've heard it. Yeah, >> cuz I said the punch line. So, >> okay. This is one of my favorite jokes. Cash. >> Oh, I see. Yeah. >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. We. got a better joke than this, guys. Come. on. All five of us together. Uh.

>> uh. Guess it. >> Um, >> this is this is a uh what do you what do. you call uh Kate's scrambled eggs? >> Gross. >> I was just guessing you were going cuz. he he like insulted you, so I was. guessing you were going. Sorry. I maybe. they're really good. But that's. >> No, no, no. >> I was just trying to guess what you were. going for. >> Okay. No, no, no. They're uh. >> Oh my gosh. >> They're excellent. >> Oh, okay. Cool. That's good. >> Yeah. >> Uh I'm trying to think.

>> Sorry. He gets assaulted by him a lot. >> No, insulted. >> Oh, >> not assaulted. I said insulted. >> Anyways, uh. >> um. >> what's wrong? >> Hey, what happened to the pepper that. was on the table? >> Don't ask me. Ask him. >> Oh, >> what? >> It was assaulted. >> I don't understand. >> Like the salted pepper. The pepper was. assaulted. >> Say it again. Start from the beginning. >> You know, cuz it's pepper. M. >> Start from the beginning. Say it again.

Salt. like pepper and salt and it was a salted. pepper. >> It was a salted pepper. >> The pepper was assaulted. >> But do you put salt on pepper. >> by the salt? >> What's happening? >> Are you making this up as a joke? >> No. No. Uh, >> he said that. >> Never mind. Never mind. Forget I said. anything. >> Um, so you were on a 21st Jump Street. That's so cool. Was that your first like. big thing? >> Um, 21st Jump Street is a big movie for. the people that for the. >> What do you mean? People don't know what.

it is. >> Well, I don't know. Some of our audience. is kind of younger movie. >> So, Project X was the one I was in. before that. >> That's really big, too. >> Um, that was when I was 18 and then 21. Jump Street was a year later, but then. they came out within two weeks of each. other. Um, and those movies. premiered at um the Groundman's Chinese. Theater. Yes. And that was on that's the. theater that has like. all the people's handprints and then.

signatures. >> Oh yeah. >> So then. >> did you get to do one? >> No. Um that's reserved for like very big. like type stars. >> Yeah. >> So if you ever want to go there, >> you can like go put your hand in the. handrint and maybe here's like a picture. if y'all want to put like a picture of. like what the. >> handprints look like. And then next to. that there's like the stars and stuff. And then they have like the um wax wax. museum. The. >> Oh, the wax where the like celebrities. look alike. >> Yeah, they have the wax museum and a lot. of tourist shops there. And I personally.

don't like Hollywood Boulevard. Um I. think it's like But it's fun if you're a. tourist to go for the first time. especially. >> Wait, why don't you like Hollywood. Boulevard? >> Oh, because it's really um touristy. And. so if you've been there a couple times, then you don't really need to go back. Um but they do have movie premieres. there such as the Groundman's Chinese. Theater. Uh here's like a picture of. what that looks like. You probably. probably seen that in a movie. Um and um then yeah, they've got the. handprints, the the Walk of Fame, the.

stars and stuff. That's especially fun. for someone going there for the first. time. >> The Walk of Fame is pretty cool. So, and. there's a um Griffith Park is close by. You can do a Runion Canyon hike or hike. up. >> There's a bunch of fun stuff there. >> Yeah, the Griffith Observatory is cool. If you've never been to LA, definitely. check out the Griffith Observatory. And. then, yeah, you'll want to go to like. Santa Monica Beach and Yeah. Um maybe. check out the pier there. And. >> um. >> is uh when you're doing. >> I don't live in Hollywood though. I live. east of it a couple miles. >> Oh, gotcha. So when you go to like the.

comedy club and you do your standup and. stuff, do you ever do like crowd work? >> Um yeah. So I um have done two shows at. the laugh factory, two shows at the. comedy store and then the three I guess. if you include the belly room which is. include which definitely counts. Um, and. uh, but I think they visual, if someone. says that, they visualize the main room. probably. And so just specifying that so. people don't think I'm like lying or. something. Um, and then um, crowd work. is basically if you are someone who is. like a kid or like a teenager or. something that hasn't seen like a.

standup comedy show or isn't as familiar. with that, um, then that's like where a. standup comedian will say like, "Uh, hey, where are you from?" And then you. just like don't do like pre-written. jokes. It's like based off. >> on the off the cuff. >> Yes. >> So, you're kind of basing it on um. >> just what's in front of you at the time, what you. >> Yeah. And it can be very funny. So, >> yeah. >> That takes talent to be able to do that. like right off rip. >> I'm not very good at it. Um Yeah. >> I'm sure you'll be great at it, though. >> That's what I'm trying to do is practice. and get better. Yeah.

>> Can you do your silliest face? >> Um I could definitely like take a photo. later and send it to y'all or find a. screenshot or something. >> Perfect. No. Yeah. So then here's the. picture of what happened. >> Okay. >> Thank you. >> So anyways, I was asking that because I. saw on a different podcast you did uh. you roasted the hosts and I was going to. ask if you could roast Cash. >> Um okay. >> He won't take offense. >> He won't take offense. >> Well, maybe do you want to roast me. first so I can know what what to do? Uh.

or like what level to. >> Oh, you could just go max level. >> Go max. Honestly, >> like if you had to roast cash like right. now. How come that one doesn't have a. red light? Those two. >> Oh, they're they're good. They're good. They're good. You just can't see it on. that one. But yeah. Um, so if you had to. roast cash, what would you what would. you what would be your go-to roast for. cash? >> I would say cash is trash. >> But I don't actually mean that, but I. think that's like a good rhyming. >> But but also don't if you're a kid. watching this show, don't do this.

>> Don't roast. if it makes you feel. better. Um, that joke is made publicly. at our live shows. So, it already is. encouraging. >> A lot of people call me that for like. I'm Well, I hope and then you're. >> But if you know anybody in your life. named Cash, don't call them trash. >> He knows it's a joke. >> Yeah, I know. >> And you're just acting of course right. now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. >> Um, so so but if you are a kid in the. audience or teenager, don't roast your. friends. >> Um, don't ever don't ever roast your. friends. >> Yeah. intentionally be rude.

>> If it's like your best friend and your. parents are with you and stuff, you can. like ask permission and like see if it's. okay and like y'all can take turns and. see if it's like a fun level. And yeah, don't say something that's like an. actual insecurity of someone's and. >> um and try to keep it fun and friendly. >> Yes. >> Or. >> balance it out with compliments or just. never do that. Uh, unless you're like a. comedian or um. >> some sort of like person that does jokes.

like that for like a a living or. something. >> What would you roast about Harper? >> Um I I don't want to roast you. >> Oh yeah, understandably. No, there's. nothing to roast about me. >> But you can roast me. What if you had to. roast me? >> Um well, can you roast me first? >> Yeah, I think he doesn't want to say. something that's like too far. >> Oh, no. You can go as far as you want. >> Yeah, but just roast him first, Matt. Um, >> what is something that people say. online? >> Uh, they say he's cringey. >> They say Maverick. They spell Maverick. without the ick because he's kind of. like.

>> Okay. Okay. That's a That's. >> You get it? Because like M A V. Wait. >> R I C Kick A C. >> And then getting the ick is Yeah. >> Yeah. It's easy when it comes from him. Yeah. >> So, um, >> but Matt, you got to roast him first. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. Um, I mean, if I had to roast. you, >> um, >> which you do, >> which I do. >> Yes. >> Uh, I'd say, uh, well, stop touching. your microphone. >> He's he when he gets nervous, he touches. the microphone. >> You can roast me. I can take anything. People have done really harsh ones, and.

I've been on the internet since I was. like 15, so there's nothing I haven't. heard. >> No, I can't. >> No, you can do it. >> No, you can't. >> No, no, I can't. I can't. I really. can't. >> Well, you have to. I suck at I like. can't like I don't know. No, I would if. I had something new. I'd say it. I just. don't have it. >> Are you uncomfortable? >> Like a roast? Like I don't have a roast. >> If you would like to do it instead, like. if you would like to give an example. >> Oh, I would necessarily like to go.

>> No one has to. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah, I can. I definitely. can. I wouldn't say I would like to. Um. but I can. Uh let's see. I would say. something like um something like Dax. Flame. More like Dax lame. >> Oh. >> Oh, like that's a good one. >> I see him smiling. >> I think that was lame. So, try. >> So, that's like when you're roasting, you have to kind of like go back and. forth. You have to Even though. >> that's like a rap battle. >> No. Oh,

sorry. Well, wait. Do you rap? Like, would you do a rap battle? >> No, I definitely don't rap, but I'm. trying to imagine a rap battle. But. yeah, I guess it is like that actually. cuz I'm trying to think of like um. >> you kind of do though cuz a rap is kind. of like when you said cash and trash, you just kind of like say things that. rhyme. >> Yeah, they are all rhyming ones. We've. done flame and lame and trash and cash. and Yeah. >> I think it's cuz we don't know each. other personally. So we don't know like. really deep things to. >> Okay. So like maybe sometimes one of my. insecurities is that I'm not like the. funniest person like like even.

>> Don't worry about that. Well, I try like. sometimes I'm not the best at like. coming up with like like I'm kind of a. novice to stand up. I've started to find. the jokes that work for people um and. that like can get laughs, but then. sometimes I'm like, >> "Okay, that was silence. I need to I I'm. new to this. I need to get better.". >> Do you ever get like sad when people are. silent when they don't laugh? >> Well, not exactly sad. More just like. >> like, "Oh, I need to work harder." Yeah. Oh, you did bring your water.

Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Why'd you say that? >> Well, because he said on the way here, he said, "I'll bring my water.". >> True. >> You brought it. I was I wasn't sure if. you were going to bring it. Well, he. actually said he'd bring water. But you. didn't bring water for everyone. >> Oh, did you? >> No. He laughed. I got him to laugh. Y'all heard that. He laughed. He did. laugh. >> Um, so, um, that was impressive, man. Yes. >> Good job, M. >> That was good. My insec. So that's one. of my insecurities if you want to like. roast about that. >> is is what.

>> just like not being the best with like. stand up yet like being a. >> noist. Got you. >> Oh. >> no no no I don't want to I don't want to. roast you. I do I do want to know. >> I'm kind of hungry. Is it okay if I have. that noodle. >> noodle? >> It's a pool noodle over there. >> That's a joke that I tell. >> But like I I originally came up with. that when I was trying to make a. stranger laugh at Target. Here's. a clip from that video. >> Oh, everybody. >> Oh, I mean, you don't have to pause. Your editor can put it in.

>> Oh, yeah. You're right. >> I didn't think about I didn't think. about it. >> Unless you like they could cut. >> Oh, no. No. That was fun. Yeah, it was. good. >> That was great. >> Thank you. >> Do you know that Harper's one of your. biggest fans? >> She is. >> Oh, thank you. >> Yeah, I am. Thanks. >> Before you came in, she was practicing. saying hello to you. >> She was. Do you want to show what you. finally ended up on? >> I was saying hi, Dax. >> That's good. >> Yeah. They did. >> Yeah, that's what she ended up with. >> I kid you not, she sat there for 15. minutes and she was like, "Hello, Dax.".

No. Hi, Dax. >> Well, I think. >> Hello, my name is Harper. And she just. kept going on and on. >> The key for anyone if they meet someone. that they're a fan of is to just be. yourself and to be friendly. And I've. met people like celebrity a celebrity. before who I've been a fan of and then. felt nervous and then but it's always. fine. It doesn't matter. >> Yeah, I saw you met uh Channing Tatum. How was that? >> Well, he was in his movie. >> Um. >> Oh,

>> Chain Tatum was in the movie, too. >> We did a lot of scenes together. >> Oh, >> why are you confused? >> I don't Have you seen 21 Jump Street? >> I haven't. >> Um Yeah. So, there was a movie I was in. called 21 Jump Street where um I did a. lot of scenes with the actor Channing. Tatum. And so, maybe they won't even. know who that he is. Uh, but he is a. actor from GI Joe. Um, >> Dear John. >> 21 Dear John. >> I think most of our audience will know. who Channing Tatum is. >> Yeah, I just that's my earlier when I. was like in case you guys don't know.

what 21 Jump Street is and I had you. explain it is. >> he's in that movie too. >> Okay. >> Who? >> Jonah Hill. >> Oh, >> and Ice Cube. >> Yeah, >> I do know Ice Cube. >> Do you ever feel like a celebrity? Uh. well sometimes if like someone walks up. to me and says I'm a fan of you then. that then then I feel like I have you. know. >> fans. >> fans. Yeah. >> Well. >> but the key to remember for everyone is. is that it doesn't matter if someone is. a celebrity or not a celebrity. The only.

thing that matters is if people are nice. and. >> respectful and humble. >> Yeah. Just Yeah. Nothing is important. except just being a nice person. >> What's the worst thing you've ever done? >> Oh my gosh, man. >> It's a good question. >> This is a good question. It's a good. one. >> Wait, in general or on the internet? >> I killed a fish. >> Have y'all ever used Cash App? I use. Cash App all the time to pay back my. friends. And I love putting funny. messages on the payment descriptions. Like, I've said things before like, "Thank you with the brown mysterious.

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to kill it. >> but then it was um so stressful because. he had left to go help my mom to like um. >> like with her fish and so then it just. left me there alone and I had to kill. the fish myself and I hated that. >> Yeah. >> Did you cry? >> I didn't cry but it was really. disturbing. I I Yeah, I just had to kill. it with a rock. >> Oh, how old were you? >> Probably like. 16 or 15 or something. >> Did you guys eat the fish? >> Yeah, but probably not that one cuz I.

probably didn't like I cuz it like Yeah. I just like I felt so bad because like. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait, why didn't you eat that one? >> Cuz he felt bad. >> Yeah, cuz also I couldn't get the hook. out of its mouth, so I couldn't like. throw it back. And then I didn't want to. just be to be sitting there wriggling. And so then I was like, I need to put it. out of its misery like my grandpa would. do. But um. yeah. >> Yeah, that's pretty terrible. >> Are you getting any flashbacks? Terrible. >> Cash has done worse things. Cash. >> has done Cash tried to take his brother. out with a brick. Okay, he did. >> Did you try to kill him? >> Yeah, he did.

>> Kane and Ael style. >> He missed. >> That was an evil laugh. >> Sorry, I laughed easily, man. That was. funny the way you said that. You tried. to kill him. >> They They try to kill each other like. every day. >> That's the kind of Siblings do that. >> Yeah, they do. They do do that. the. first siblings in the world did that. >> Do that. >> Yeah, don't do that. Don't. >> some natural ruffousing is fine. >> Uh so I have a question. This is a. question I ask uh pretty much all the. guests that come on our show. >> And I don't support do like if you're.

going to fish and stuff, try to find. someone who knows how to do that. Yeah. Terrible. >> Yeah, they get in terribly. Um so I ask. a this question to a lot of guests that. come on our show. Um, if you were in an. airplane, like a commercial airplane, and the plane was going down, but the. pilots were like unconscious and someone. had to land the plane, would you choose. >> me or Maverick. >> or one of the girls out of us five? >> Maverick. >> Yeah, >> because the name. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> You're never going to win this question. >> Oh my gosh. They always say them and you. get carried from your name. >> Well, is there anything that I should. know about y'all? any of y'all that. would point me towards. >> You probably I'm the only one here with. a college degree if that helps you. >> Would that persuade your decision? >> Just depends what it's in. >> Well, I double majored in marketing and. finance. >> That has nothing to do with flying a. plane. >> Well, but I I I know numbers and I'm. good under stressful situations. >> I uh I am a drone pilot. That's helpful. >> That's Yeah, that is helpful. But.

unfortunately, it says in a drone with a. remote controller. Okay. >> On my Oculus, I play a plane game. >> Were you an option two? Because did you. say Harper as well? >> Yeah, just like anybody. >> Yeah, I thought you just said y'all two. Okay, so maybe. >> any of the girls. >> Okay. >> Yeah. So Harper plays the Oculus. >> So I play the Oculus and I pull the. throttle and press all the buttons. So I. would probably be the best. >> That's the most that's the best one so. far. >> But I watch videos on like how planes. land in stressful situations. >> Actually on YouTube all of it. I know.

the air. We skimmed over the drone pilot. thing. I've spent a lot of hours in the. simulator and drone pilot in real life. >> Well, that's the number one. >> Yes, that's what I would think. >> Yeah. Ask him how many drones he's. crashed. >> How many? >> About three. But that's not really. That's He laughed. >> Ask him how many he's owned. >> I I laugh at things. I just don't laugh. when I'm telling a joke usually because. I think that's Well, some comedians can. do that. So, if you go to a stand-up. show, sometimes a comedian will be like, "This is my joke." And then they start. laughing. And actually, the audience. enjoys that because people like seeing.

someone have fun. Yeah. >> And so me. >> laughing is contagious, you know? So. it's like if someone's laughing then it. encourages other people to laugh. >> What's your most awkward think? >> He thinks that. >> What's your most awkward situation. you've ever been in? >> Um. >> yeah, I know that's kind of like a hard. question, but just wondering. >> Huh? >> Would you say like this moment right. now? >> Yeah, maybe this one. >> Well, I don't personally feel awkward. right now, but Oh, yeah. No, I do. No, I.

don't think It was just a joke. It was, >> you know, you're just like trying to. think of like an embarrassing. >> Do you do you ever really feel. awkwardism? >> What? >> That wasn't a word. Well, sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to. >> Cash doesn't usually use the correct. words. >> You have to guess what he's trying to. say. >> He actually stopped school when he was. in eighth grade. So, his like vocabulary. isn't as developed as you would expect. >> Well, that's okay. I'm not like Patrick. Star. >> As long as someone understands the point. that someone's trying to make, that's. all I did. >> Actually, I did. I just was kind of rude. and I said, "What?" Because you said.

awkwardism. But I knew what you meant. >> But I think it's not important for. people to have perfect grammar as long. as you just understand what someone's. communicating, >> right? >> So, what did you ask? >> You said, "Have you ever felt or do you. experience. >> like do you do you feel awkward?" Yeah. Ever? >> Um, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes. >> Yeah. >> Like when. >> uh if something awkward happens like. >> Yeah, that happens. Well, like if. something like if you're on an elevator.

with someone, that's kind of awkward. >> That is actually very awkward. That's a. That's a underrated awkward situation. >> I had an awkward situation on an. elevator this weekend. >> Oh man. >> Well, you put yourself in that. It's the. consequences of your own actions. >> So, I'm in the elevator after a podcast. show. The whole And I got like It's all. of us guys in the elevator. >> tour right now. So, we did a live show. performance. >> Yes. And it's all of us guys in the. elevator. >> and then it's packed and these this like. one other dude decides he's going to. jump in with us and he's like I don't. know 35 40 years old and and he's.

standing in front of me and Chase is. next to me and I decide you know what. this elevator's awkward and it's tight. I'm going to try to make everyone laugh. So I say a joke that's like a little bit. of like more of an an adult joke. I. guess it's inappropriate. >> I would not say you should say it on our. podcast. Yeah, but it's not like it's. not like seriously inappropriate or. anything, but I wouldn't probably say it. on the internet. >> Say the specifics. >> Yeah. So So I say this joke that like I. wouldn't say publicly probably. And um.

>> which means you probably shouldn't have. said it at all. >> It's not like No, it's just like a It's. just a topic that's like kind of weird. It's like it's just a weird topic. It's. not like a bad joke. >> Do you guys think it's a bad joke? >> I don't think you should make jokes like. that, but I think it's. >> it's a joke that would make like my mom. uncomfortable, but it but Cash would. laugh at it. Was it like there's a bunch. of big men in the elevator? >> No. What the what? Anyway, so I make. this joke and then this guy starts. laughing and I'm like, it's funny. Like. I made this guy random dude laugh and.

he's like laughing pretty hard and then. he turns around to me and he goes, great. show tonight by the way. And I was like, no. >> It was it was an inappropriate joke that. like if your child was like watching our. show like and then it was her dad. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Uh, elevator. >> I wish we could say the joke so you guys. would have like better. >> Yeah. So, the story didn't come off very. well. >> No, it didn't without saying the joke, but I don't think I can say that. >> Do you want a laboo? >> We have a bunch. >> No. Uh, actually, I'll take it and give.

it to someone who likes laboo. >> Okay. Oh, yeah. Well, >> okay. Those are mine, actually. What. color did you pick up? Maybe you pick up. the other color. >> Oh, dark brown one. >> Yeah, he can have that one. >> Yeah. Oh, here you go. You can here. This is This is a gift from our podcast. >> Thank you. >> Wow. >> Thanks. >> Enjoy it. >> Who are you going to give it to? >> Someone who likes Laboo. >> I could be like, "Do you are I could. just try to like give it to a stranger.".

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>> What were you looking at on your phone? >> Oh, I was texting him title options for. this episode. >> Oh, cool. What titles? Maybe. >> Um, well, that's what we were just going. over. So, we had a different title we. were going to call that. I was like, maybe we should not do that title and. not bring it up this episode because. this episode's going so well. And I. think we can make a title from just. everything we've talked about. >> Okay. So, just brainstorm it before the. end of the episode type thing. >> Yeah, we had something planned, but. sometimes when things are going better. than we expect, we want to like change. routes. >> So, he he was like, let's scratch what.

we saying. Let's just pivot and after. the episode, I think there's enough good. content here. We can come up with a. unexpected question. Yeah. Have you ever. had any crazy fan experiences? >> No. >> None at all? >> I don't think so. >> Yeah. >> Oh, no one's ever. >> Except like someone finding my phone. number and calling me or like finding my. address and stuff. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You never had any like crazy girls. come up to you and. >> No. Okay. Well, that's good. >> Do you ever sing live? >> Um, when I've done musical performances.

just twice, I just. >> Musical uh music perform theater. Oh, I'm sorry. Um, I mean like performing my. song. >> I just kind of stand with the mic right. here and then hold it so you can't see. my mouth and then I kind of just mouth. it. >> Yeah. >> So that people can't tell I'm lip. singing. >> Okay, >> dude. That's what Cash does. >> Honest. >> Oh, I I Yeah. >> And a lot of people would be like, "We. don't lip sync." Like, there's no. backtrack. This is all natural. >> Here's a clip of that. >> if you want. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I interrupted.

>> No, no, you're good. I'm watching the. clip right now. >> No, we're back. We're back now. We're. back now. Okay, clip's over. Sorry. >> No, we all interrupt each other the. whole time with the part. Just feel. free. Jump in whenever. >> You fit right in. >> What were you saying? >> Oh, what was I saying? >> Sometimes people lip sync. >> Oh, yeah. No, like sometimes people lip. sync and then sometimes people don't lip. sync and they should lip sync. >> Why'd you look at me when you said that? >> Oh, >> when we're on. >> See, that was a roast she was doing. towards me. >> Okay. That's why I assumed that y'all. were going to roast each other earlier. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah, man. Um, well, Dax, I just wanted.

to keep you aware of the time. I knew. you were trying. You did have to leave. at a certain time. It's 3:20 now. So, >> what time do you need to leave at? >> Dax has to go to the airport, by the. way. Uh, >> and you can always order your Uber and. then just step out when your Uber's. here. >> When is here? >> When is though, if the Uber is being. >> I think that I would have another 15 to. 20 minutes. >> Oh, uh, if y'all want me to stick around. or if y'all are ready to switch, then I. can head out now. >> No, no, you're good. I just didn't want. to you to miss your flight or anything.

>> Let me make sure. >> Yeah, >> that'd be worst case scenario here. >> Have you ever missed a flight before? >> Um, yes. When I was in Seattle one time. >> Oh. >> Did it stress you out? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I could imagine. >> Yeah. We had like a horrible travel day. the other day where we got stuck at in. Philadelphia for way too long. They like. canceled our flight, put us on a new. flight, that flight got cancelceled and. then we got put on another flight and we. boarded and deboarded the plane three. times and then finally at 1:00 a.m. they. canceled that flight. So. >> yeah, it's crazy.

>> That's terrible. >> Yeah, horrible. Don't recommend. >> Yeah. >> thing. >> Yeah. >> I feel like I'm late to everything. >> Wait, so like Wait, hold on. Is that you. make Are you like Are you were you. trying to make us laugh just now? >> I was just waiting thing. Never mind. Um. he he. >> you're just naturally funny. Serious person. He laughs at me. >> No, it's just the way the the way you. deliver uh your I guess not jokes. >> It's just your cadence and. >> Yeah. The way you talk and deliver.

things is just really funny. >> And that's actually a good thing because. then you can like that that's not a bad. thing. No. Cash Cash does that a lot. >> It's a very good thing. It was just he. makes people laugh unintentionally like. when he says stuff like. >> I love when people are like. unintentionally funny. I think. >> and being intentionally funny is uh even. better. >> Yeah. Yeah. Did you you said you started. social media when you were 15. >> Uh I started YouTube videos when I was. 15. So actually maybe one thing that. your fans might know of me but without. realizing it is um maybe if you've ever.

seen the Superman meme uh that was me. when I was a kid. >> So here's a photo. >> There it is. >> Um. >> I don't know if I've seen it. Wait, I. probably need to look at it to know. What's it called? Superman bean. Well, I. could send it to y'all if you'd like. We'll try. >> Is your real name Addison or is that. >> That's actually my middle name, but it's. what people would call me. Then I. started to ask people to call me Dax. >> Did you just make Dax up? >> Yes. Just cuz I thought it sounded cool. >> Dax Flame is cool.

>> Thank you. That that Well, it's actually. like what I thought was cool when I was. 15 specifically. Um like because I. wanted a cooler name. So, um, so then. that was what I called my YouTube. channel, Dax Flame, and then that's what. eventually just became my stage name. when I was acting. And now I wouldn't. care if people called me Dax or Madison, but because they've always called me. Dax, I just stick with that. And so um. and so like because now when you're an. adult like often so okay if you're a kid. and you don't like your name probably in. a few years or once you're a teenager an. adult you'll be like actually I like.

that my name is different because. oftentimes kids will have a name that. they don't like so much but then as they. get older the uniqueness is what they. like. So if you're stressed about. anything like that don't worry um. because eventually you will probably. like that name. And so, but then people. call me Dax. Um, and that Dax is. So, then like if you go to my uh YouTube, that's what it is. Or my IMDb is Dax. Flame. >> Um, and. >> would you mind I really like the name. Flame, too. Would you mind if because.

we're taking we're trying to think of. baby names right now? >> Gosh. >> Um, >> do you all have are you planning to have. a baby soon? >> Yeah. Um, so would you mind if we wrote. down the name Flame. >> for a name? >> Yeah. Like if we named our baby after. you? >> Yeah. I don't care. >> Oh, wow. Flame is freaking awesome. Flame is kind of sick. Flame is going to. write it in. >> They're going to fight about a middle. name. >> Who is married to who? >> We're married to Maverick. >> Okay. So, outside and then the. >> Yes. And I'm married to the one in the. middle.

>> And um then who wants to have kids? >> All of us. >> All of us. >> Oh, okay. I can I can read you my other. baby names. >> We're both married like separately. Not. all four together. Separately. >> Y'all should y'all should tell him your. baby names and see which ones he thinks. are good. >> Yeah. You can use my baby names for um a. boy. I have. >> Captain, >> but you but you would call him Cap. You. laugh cuz you're joking. >> No, no, he's being serious. >> He's being serious. Okay. >> No, but I I laugh at him all the time. when he says I don't like it at all. I. think it's a joke. >> So, you you can tell me like which ones.

you do like. >> You laugh when you think it's. ridiculous. >> I have captain for a boy, but you would. call him cap. >> Do you like that one? >> No. That's terrible. >> Well, >> it is. You have to think about what. other kids will like potential making. fun of. Like so you they'll say cat like. cap they'll make fun of well actually if. someone has if someone gets called cap. if you're a kid and you get called cap. that's not bad but you have I don't know. >> I understand take into account that the. kid may get bullied for having a weird. name.

>> Okay. Okay. I got Thor. That's not bad. But. >> no. >> I got Wait influence him. >> Okay. I got uh Rocket and then the other. one would be named Jet. >> Rocket is kind of cool actually. >> Rocket and Jet. >> and Jet is kind of cool. >> Thank you. Those are my those are my top. two actually. Rocket. >> kind of honors you. >> Yeah, it does honor me. Thank you. >> Well, just for. that for the people in the audience. Well, they probably know that you have.

an animation theme. >> Oh, yes, they do. Yeah. Top Gun. Let's. go. >> Um and then I also got Faze, which I. could name the other one Flame. So FaZe. and Flame. >> That's bad just cuz that's already like. that clan or whatever. FaZe Clan, right? >> Yeah, that's true. >> Faze rug. >> Faze rug. >> I don't know. >> No, it's Faze Clan. But that's his name. is Faze. Anyway, >> he's in FaZe. >> Um I have uh. >> Oh, it's a clan. >> He's in FaZe or was in FaZe at least. So. his name is FaZe Rug just like there's. FaZe Blaze, FaZe Rug. >> Yeah. I also have Commander, which would.

probably be if I had two sons, their. names would be Captain and Commander. >> I think that's a bad idea personally. That's a horrible idea. Thank you. >> And then the last one I have on here. that's I kind of like is Ram. >> Gosh. Are you trying to get our kid like. >> No. Nobody. Okay. And then I actually I. do have one girl name that I like. Uh. Coco. >> Coco. That's not bad. >> I I I like Coco. >> That's a good one. >> Coco. Really? Coco. >> Hey, I got one. Phoenix for a girl.

>> Matt, stop. That's cool, too. >> I love that name. >> You can't tell Cash your names or he's. going to steal them. No, I won't. Kinsey, what? >> There's not a to two to two to two to. two to two to two to two to two to two. to two to two there you there's so. always more names to choose from. >> Yeah, >> it's okay, Kinsey. If there's a name. that you guys have like claimed before. us, we will not take it. Don't. >> What about post our name boards in? >> That's a good one, too. >> Have a name board in the house. >> Tatum. >> Tatum. I like Tatum. >> Channing Tatum. >> Oh my gosh. >> Or Tatum O'Neal. That's an actress. I. think. >> my name wasn't Harper. What do you think.

it would be? Like if you could name me. anything, what would it be? Um, maybe Sarah. >> Sarah. >> Oh, okay. So, if you had to pick Wait, I. have I have a question. I've been. wanting to ask all the guests that come. on. So, if you had to pick one person to. vote off of this podcast, you have to. >> Yeah. If it only had like four hosts. instead of five. >> Um, I think I would pick Cash just. because you seem like you're the best at. like roasting and taking roasts and so I.

feel like you could handle me saying. that. >> Oh. Oh, but that's not what you actually. think. >> I wouldn't actually. Yeah, I mean I I. wouldn't uh like kick anyone off and I I. would but I think that you seem to have. the energy that you would be more. comfortable with me being kicked off. >> like razing and just joking around like. that, right? >> Yeah. Okay. So, I get that. Um but what. if what if um what if one of us actually. had to go. >> um like based off what you're. contributing? Well, we asked this.

question because the the the podcast. used to actually only be four of us. >> Okay. >> Um, and can you guess like which four it. was? Like if one of us if one of us. wasn't here, who would it be? >> Um, I think that's a that would make me. uncomfortable to answer. Yeah, >> understandable. >> Yeah. >> So, maybe if I wore it this way, you still. don't have to answer if you don't want. to, but uh what if I wore it like who do. you think the original four was? Oh. Um, I don't want to make anyone feel bad, so. I I uh I'll pass.

>> We'll pass on that one. >> But leave a comment of what you think. what what you would guess. Or if you. don't want to comment about that, if you. feel similarly like you might. >> most of the fans know. >> Yeah, they know. >> It was It was Kinsey, >> which. >> I was the last one to come. >> Oh, okay. Cool. Would you have guessed. that? >> Um, I I wouldn't know what to guess. I. would guess not y'all though. >> Me because I'm the youngest probably. That's true. Wait, were you pointing at. all three of us or just me and Mav? >> You, too. I would assume that y'all were. a package deal. >> I am their younger sister. So then yeah,

I would guess y'all three. >> Yeah, >> that'd be crazy. >> Not our younger sisters. Cuz you. probably started to date each other and. then Yeah. >> If you went on a date with somebody and. at the end of your first date, they. said, "Hey, like if this is ever going. to work out um in the long run, you'd. have to move in with my siblings." Would. you say, "I don't want to go on a second. date?". >> Um, yeah. Because I really like to live. alone. I live alone and I really like to. live alone. >> Yeah, I did too. >> Really want to live. >> So, do you you live here with them?

>> Yeah. Now I do. >> Yes. And you preferred or not preferred, but you also enjoy your alone time? I. >> I do enjoy my alone time. Yes. >> Which one do you prefer though? Your old. house, living there, or living here? >> I wouldn't change the season of my life. for anything. >> But I would prefer to have the house. alone with M. >> That's not what I said. I said, do you. prefer living at your old house alone or. here with all of us? >> Oh, my old house alone or here? Oh, definitely here. >> Oh, there's nothing wrong with people. wanting alone time sometimes cuz. sometimes people think that uh it's. offensive to want to have alone time,

but actually. >> Oh, no. No. We lock ourselves in our. bedrooms all the time to avoid everyone. >> Not actually not locking. >> Well, my door automatically locks. >> Well, that might be uncomfortable for. some viewers. >> Okay. >> What? >> What? >> Locking them in a room. >> Oh. >> Oh, I would never lock any of you guys. in a room. And I would never lock you in. a room. >> Yeah. Yeah. If you want alone time, just. kind of say, "I'm going to step outside. for a second.". >> Yeah. Like, I would never lock Kinsey in. the room. >> Thank you. >> If I wanted alone time, >> I guess that could be a new strategy.

>> Everyone else. >> Yeah. You just lock other people up in. the room and then you have alone time, >> which could be a new way to do it. >> Yeah. That would give you more space to. have alone time if I just. >> instead of you just going into the room. >> I like it better. >> Yeah. >> Do you have any pets? >> No. >> No. Have you ever had any pets? Um, just. when I was a kid, uh, our family had a. dog. I thought you were going dogs. >> A fish. I think I had a fish, too. >> Oh. But it died. >> We heard. >> Uh, no, no, no, that wasn't my pet. >> Oh, okay.

>> Do you like having Did you like having a. dog or. >> Um, yeah, dogs are awesome. Um, I. especially love Yeah, just like anytime. I get to hang out with a someone else's. dog, cuz then you don't have to take. care of it, but you get to. >> That's what I say. Thank you. >> We have dogs, but we put them up cuz we. didn't want to make you uncomfortable. I. want them to like. >> I I would be comfortable with a dog. around. >> Okay. Oh man, we should have brought. honey up here. >> Fun. >> Yeah, >> dogs are like like a like the beach. It's like good every once in a while. >> What the Yeah. >> Yeah. You don't want to live on the. beach. You'll get sunburned all the.

time. Sand in your hair every day. >> Do you ever do um what's that called? Uh. improv. >> Um yeah. >> I feel like you would be an improv guy. >> No. Um I did one improv class. Uh, and I. wasn't very good at it. Um, >> but. >> we can do improv now if y'all want. >> So, yeah. A lot of times people on. podcasts like to do improv where they. just kind of like present a scenario and. then you kind of riff. >> Yeah, >> we could do that. >> Wait, Harper, you've taken improv, haven't you? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. I don't understand.

>> Let's make a scenario. Uh, so improv, wait, did you say you would do it? >> Yeah, sure. >> Oh, okay. >> Wait, explain it to me. >> So, improv is when you come up with a. scenario. Everybody, everybody has their. roles, >> like role play. >> Uh, kind of. Yes. It's role playing. >> So, here's what we're going to do. You're going to be. >> They say that the key is to say yes and. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yeah. There we go. >> Yes. And. >> the key. >> I think you should be the manager of a. McDonald's. >> You should be the driver in the.

drive-thru. >> Oh, yeah. >> And you're like kind of calm and. collected a little bit. And then you're. >> Wait, do I got to be calm and. collective? >> You don't have to. And then you're his. angry wife who wants to send the order. back. >> Okay. >> Okay. Um, and what are what are you. three? Oh, we're just going to watch. >> I think you three should at least be. like. >> No, we don't want too much chaos. So, just you three. >> You know what? We'll just be customers. in the McDonald's. And if somebody needs. to intervene in the fight or whatever, M. can step in. >> Okay. So, you guys can be like. customers. Okay. So, them three are. customers. I'm a guy driving a car and.

>> and you work at the McDonald's. >> and he works their order at the. drive-thru. >> and Harper's angry wife because her food. is wrong. >> Uh, yeah. And she and she has a p a. hateful passion. um. >> for melted ice cream and that's what she. got delivered. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Yes. >> Who's the worker? >> He is. >> Okay. >> Okay. Yeah. Just lock in. >> So, okay. Um here's your order. >> Oh, thank you. Here you go. There. >> Oh my gosh. I don't like it. It had milk.

ice cream and I hate milk ice cream. >> And then is uh I'm sorry. >> Can you use your normal voice? >> Oh. Oh, no. That's okay. She can do the. kind of Yeah, you can you can kind of. just do any kind of style you want, >> any kind of voice you want. >> because you're just trying to imagine a. fake video, but then I think it's okay. to it's okay to laugh. It's kind of like. what you were describing about the. standup comedian that laughs at um their. jokes. Like it's kind of fun for people. to see people having. >> like you could say it went horribly, but. also maybe people will say, "Oh, I like.

that moment where you laugh at the. >> fine. I got another scenario." Oh, it's. over. >> Yeah, I got another one. Let's finish. >> No, this one's going to be more fun. Okay. >> Oh my gosh. >> Okay. I guess we're doing another. another scenario. >> Okay. So, for this one, you are robbing a bank. >> Okay. >> You work at the bank. >> Okay. >> And you're a bystander at the bank. >> Okay. >> I think uh someone else should rob the. bank. >> No, I think you should rob the bank. Ready? >> Three, two, one, go. You're busting in. the front door.

>> Okay. Uh give me your shoes. >> What the. >> um So, is there bulletproof glass. between me and Ken? >> You should have clarified them. I don't. know. You impro you. >> Sorry. He didn't set the scene. Is there. bulletproof glass? >> Uh, yes, for the moment. But you're. going to go around. >> probably. That's so I can go around the. bulletproof glass if need be. >> You could kick down a door. >> Okay. Yeah. Give me your shoes. Um, okay. >> How did he get through the glass? I'm. going to use this bulletproof glass. Yeah, there's a hole. He gave him.

through the hole. >> Yeah. No, but he didn't. He went this. way. >> Just Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Uh so one thing. I will tell you is uh to just kind of. you're supposed to yes and means like. you kind of accept what's happening and. then you keep. >> going even if it doesn't make perfect. sense just accept it and keep going. >> Okay, I understand. >> And if you accidentally laugh, you can. say the reason I'm laughing is because. it's funny that I like when I rob banks. It's funny. >> Yes. Okay, I got you. I got you. Okay, so yeah, thank you for the shoes. Um now. you give me a lower taper fade. No, I'm.

not giving you a lower tape or fade. I. just want to get my money at the bank. Please put the gun down. >> No, give me your shoes. >> No, >> give me them. >> No. >> Okay, so now she's dead. Um Oh my god. >> So now it's just me and you here. Um. okay, so I'm going to Will you give me a. lower taper fade? >> Um yes. >> Sorry she wasn't fully dead. Um there we. go. Uh okay. Do you have any a razor? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Oh, you do? >> Mhm. >> Okay. You should put Sorry, he had a.

razor. >> Bulletproof glass. >> So, >> wait, did you shoot him? >> Yeah, he had a razor. >> There's bulletproof glass. >> Oh, yeah. So, he's not obviously. >> And then I'm another I'm a another. bystander walking in. >> No, no, I'm not dead yet. >> Okay. >> Kill her. >> Sir, do you need help? >> Uh, yes. >> Okay. Um, I will call the police. >> Oh, no. She's my hostage. You're not. calling anyone. [Laughter].

Okay. So, the lower taper fade. Do you. have you ever given one of those before? >> Yeah. >> Oh, to who? >> Uh to a customer who uh cuz I also do. haircuting. >> So that that. at the bank? >> Um no, I do it like as a side job. And. then can you put your gun down? >> Yeah, I guess so. And um so then we do.

the haircut and over and then you find. out it was actually like a paintball. gun. So actually you're fine. >> Okay. And. >> oh my goodness. >> And it was actually in like a like. paintball gun range. So it's like just. us acting it out. >> Just acting in. And then now we're just. going to like go talk to our friends and. so then y'all could be the friends. >> Oh, hi guys. That was a really good game. of paintball. >> Thanks guys. Yeah, >> I think I won. I got the most hits. Yeah. I mean, you didn't get shot. >> And then now, do y'all three want to do. a scenario and we could watch? >> Yes.

>> Sure. >> So then you maybe it's like um you could. be someone ordering a pizza. >> What if what if you were Harper, you're Dax, and you're me. >> So impersonations. >> Yes. And we give him a scenario on top. of that. >> Are you Are you Do you Are y'all. comfortable to do that? >> Yeah. >> Yes, I think so. >> Okay. So then you'll maybe they could. even just pretend to do the podcast. >> Yeah. >> But. >> but that's what we're doing.

>> But just like as if. >> as as us or I don't know. Never mind. >> Oh no, that works. Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. You're Dax. >> We should like be like. >> I'm Cash. >> How about How about you guys are are. landing the crashed airplane from. earlier. >> I like Dax's idea. He was going to come. up with a scenario. >> Yeah. You said something about pizza. >> Oh, okay. >> Or like fighting a dragon or something. >> So how about they play our characters. but whatever scenario you were going to. say. So maybe you can be. >> You're a taxi driver. >> I want to hear what he's saying. >> Okay. Okay. >> Maybe um let's see.

Maybe like you go h. maybe we could do the taxi driver. >> And who would be the taxi driver? >> Uh you. which is also you. >> All right. Okay. So, so I'm Dax as a. taxi driver. >> Dax as taxi driver. >> So, okay. So, um am I in it? >> No, I meant Dax is she's playing the.

character of you, but you are a taxi. driver that she's playing. >> I'm sorry. >> So, Kay is acting like you, but she's. also a taxi driver. So, it's like you're. being a taxi driver. >> So, then who? Wait, so who's acting in. it? Wait, >> that's too confusing. >> Yeah, this is way too confusing for me. Let's just do. >> Okay, how about this? Let do simple. Simple. Simple. Kate is playing the role. of Dax. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Kate's playing the role of Dax. Kenzie is playing by Sanders. >> I think so. >> Yeah, Kenzie is playing the role of me. and Maverick is playing the role of. Harper and the plane is going down.

>> Wait, but is it going to be a taxi thing. or. >> No, it's now I think it's a plane. >> Yeah, it's just a plane. >> So, you guys are just passenger landing. the plane? >> Uh, no. No, they're just like scrambling. around figuring out who's going to land. the plane. >> And who is Maverick? >> Uh, so Maverick is Harper. >> Okay. Kinsey is cash. Kate is Dax. Maverick is Harper. The plane is going. down. You guys action. >> Okay. Okay. Oh, I think the plane's. going down. >> Stop it. Stop it. I got this, everybody.

I'm going to land the plane. >> Have you ever landed a plane before? >> I I can do this. I know. >> I feel like this could be I feel like. this could be quite dangerous. I feel. like this could be dangerous. >> What? What? What? What is going on? >> Are you Why are you going on. >> Harver? You never pay attention. Open. your eyes. The plane is going down and I. will save your life. >> Why are you yelling? The plane is going. down. I feel like it's. >> Everybody calm down. I've got this under. control. >> I'm kind of stressed out and I. >> I farted right then if you didn't notice. >> cuz I fart a lot. >> cuz he farts a lot.

>> Okay. So, it is playing. Are you playing. me? >> Me? >> Yeah, she's playing. >> Okay. Okay. >> Do you feel like I'm doing a good job? >> I. >> How would you react? >> I feel like you talked a little too. because y'all are playing us. >> I don't like this scenario where this. scenario. >> I'm not going to lie, he might be late. I'm scared. I feel bad. Oh. >> Oh, do you need to order the Uber? >> You're good. You can leave whenever you. need to, Dax. >> Yeah, maybe I should head out now. >> Okay. Do you need to order it? >> Yeah, I'll call it. >> Okay, he's going to order the Uber and. then once it's here, then then he's. going to head out. So, you guys make up. the scenario you want to act out then.

>> No, I I. >> I don't think I want to do any more. acting. >> Do you ever Do you ever make jokes with. your Uber drivers? >> Um, well, maybe one joke I have about. Uber is I say, "Why do Uber drivers. never laugh at anything you say? I swear. Sebastian Maniscal could be in this back. seat doing his standup special and. they'd be sitting up front with a. straight face. >> Why'd you laugh, Kinsey? >> Cuz I thought it was nice to laugh at. the punch line. Uh, so basically it's. like.

>> Wait, can you explain the. >> I want him to. He's. >> No, but you laugh. So, can you explain. the punch line? >> Interacting people and he's trying to. talk. >> Well, do you know who Sebastian. Maniscalo is? >> I I I do not. That's why I stand up. comedian. >> That's why I didn't laugh, but Kenzie. does. >> So, that's a stand-up comedian. >> Yeah. Who do you uh do you know who um. >> Wait, let me check. >> No, you're good. You keep ordering your. Uber. >> So, Kenzie, can you explain why the joke. is funny? >> Because. hypothetically. >> Mhm. >> Uber drivers find absolutely nothing. funny. Even if it's the funniest person.

in the world sitting in the back seat, they still wouldn't laugh. >> Uhhuh. Exactly. >> Okay. I just went I knew you understood. >> Wait, actually, I'll pay attention in. one second. I just have to. >> No, you're good. You're good. Keep doing. your thing, Dax. We don't want you to be. late. Um, >> sometimes Kate orders her food from Uber. Eats on the pod. >> and then we have our our Uber Eats. driver come up and join the podcast with. us. >> But she never tips them. >> Cool. >> What the? >> She never tips them. That's fun. >> Yeah, it is. >> No, I tip extraordinary actually. That's. why our credit card statement's so high. >> Yeah, she actually What's the most. biggest tip you've ever given?

>> Um, like at a restaurant or on Uber? On. Uber, I usually just do the max tip that. you can for like the order. what Uber. says is fair for like the price of the. order and distance and stuff. >> Do you Do you like to tip or No. >> Well, I do a some Tik Toks where I'll. order a pizza and then I'll tip some. cool stuff. >> I've seen that. >> Yeah. >> Cool stuff. >> Like I've given someone a TV or. >> one time I. >> Can we give you a tip? >> Um, sure. The laboo. >> The labu. Maybe you could give the Uber.

driver the labu. >> I was I was just going to say um. >> Oh, like. >> to bring more water. Yeah, >> that's a. Word play is good. Like d words with. double meanings are good for jokes. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> but um some once I've tipped like uh. like I rented a photography studio and I. asked the driver, "Do you want to come. inside and I'll take your portraits?". And so I did a whole photo shoot for. them or I've offered to wash their car. or I've offered to um just help them to.

>> Sounds like you're doing things that. deserve a tip. No, I'm doing it for the driver since. the driver has like a kind of a since. delivering food is not the most fun job. like because I've done that job before. >> I see. I see. >> So, I try to do something to make them. happy while also creating a content that. people like to watch. So, basically then. it makes for a funny video uh cuz if I. like tell them jokes or something. Um, and then, um, I oftent times will order.

food and offer them something such as I. offered to give them a dog last time, which was like cuz it was like an. adoption a dog up for adoption. >> Oh, okay. >> And that they they couldn't accept it, but then I was able to like tell people. you can adopt it from this adoption. agency. There you go. So, I mean, as a. as a tip to come on. >> No, no, no. You're good. as a thank you. for coming on our podcast. You can uh. you can smash our TV. Uh it's an. honorable thing normally. >> Yeah.

>> Like because it's already broken. >> Yeah. And the boom guys smashed our last. TV. >> Yeah. >> Um I think Preston. >> it's almost like a tip we're giving you. like you know. >> you don't have to if you don't want to. like punch it over. Just knock it all. the way over. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yay. >> That was wonderful. >> Thank you. >> Awesome. Dax, we're going to have to. have you back on because this was super. fun. >> Thanks for having me on. Um, and thanks. for the viewers to wa for watching. Um, and if you're like um.

if you're like a younger viewer and. stuff, then just try to if you're ever. feeling sad, just know that things. always uh change very quickly and try to. have fun with your friends. And if you. don't have a lot of friends, then don't. worry, you will soon. And try to work on. your goals. And. if you want to do standup comedy, you. can do you can do that. >> Yeah. Do where can where can the viewers. find you on social media? >> On Instagram and YouTube, I'm Dax Flame.

and then Tik Tok, I think, is the Dax. Flame. >> All right, there we go. >> Well, man, I mean, I'll I'll say before. we end the episode, I mean, I think. you're actually one of the funniest. guests we've ever had on. >> You made me laugh the most. I hope I. hope me laughing never offended you. >> Um, I I love when people laugh. it. So, uh, it's cool to try to make people. laugh and try to tell. >> some No, seriously, you're one of the. funniest guests we've ever had on. Um, so it's been great. >> Yeah. Thanks, D. >> And definitely just like leave a. comment. People like to leave a comment. of your.

>> top favorite three favorite moments. Oh, yeah. This podcast or even your top. three movies actually and people could. recommend to watch movies to each other. >> He never roasted me. >> Um, >> next time. >> Okay. I roasted him, but he never. roasted. >> I thought you did a bad job. >> Okay, just. >> that was great. >> All right.