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We are going to play did they date or. not? Okay. Okay. 3 2 1 Yes. Uh no, I believe that was a fake. relationship. >> was real. Lexi and Ben, they definitely. dated. I think I think it was real. >> Yes. Millie Bobby Brown And no, they did. not date. Mr. Beast and the girl from. Jessie Sabrina Carpenter Yes. No. No. Oh. I hate that photo. Everybody uses. that photo of me. I look uncanny. >> That's the picture you chose of. yourself? From when you're like 12? >> Why do you literally look like you're.

like yeah, 13? >> you choose you as a minor and Jordan. Matter? >> [laughter]. [snorts]. >> Yo, what's up Low Podcast, Low Gang? Low. Low Gang? [laughter]. She wants to be Low Gang for. >> Gang? Welcome back. Uh I don't know why. I introduce this thing every time. >> Harper requested before we start the. episode that she gets an X-ray done. So, Maverick he's going to do that now. He's going to do what? Uh we have an. X-ray gun. Oh, is it cuz you're feeling.

sick? >> Wait, is that safe? X-rays? What is. that? >> care if it's not safe. What is that? >> No, wait. Actually, is that safe? >> Yeah, we bought it off of Whatnot. What? >> That can't be safe. Not off Whatnot. Why. wouldn't it be safe? What are you. talking about? >> Because whenever you go get an X-ray, they have like you have to like take off. all your metal and stuff. >> right. Hold on. Hold on. I'll fix this. Wait, actually, what do I do? Is it not. Mav? It's also like a little bit un Oh.

Oh, okay. There you go. It's not going. to do anything. >> She's protected. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT. PILLOW? It'll protect you from all the. EMPs. You will not You won't even be. able to see anything. Won't even be able to see anything. Is. it really This thing could like cause an. explosion? Mav, we need to protect you from the. EMPs. We can't You do somebody else. first. Somebody else? Here Cash, come. on. Let me do your shoulder. Sit here. Cash. Let me do your shoulder. No, no. Okay, just do it without the pillow. No, let Let do your shoulder. No, no, no. You're good. Do do. >> No, please please. What if I explode? You're not GOING TO.

EXPLODE. >> BE really sad if you exploded. On the podcast? I mean, it'd be a great. episode. >> Okay, here. Hold this. I mean, what my Can you hold it there? Do you start? Um. Can you hold it right there? Yeah. Okay. What is this contraption? This does not. seem safe. It's safe. Hold it. >> No, put it on HIS THROAT, PLEASE. WHAT. THE MY. PUT IT ON HIS HEAD? NO, put it on his. throat so I can see the difference. between mine and his. No. Listen, Mav. Hold on. Okay, we'll do. we'll do my throat. >> What is about to happen?

>> Hold it still. I'm about to take the. photo. >> [laughter]. >> The wire is coming unplugged. You need. to plug it back in. >> Mav, you know what I just said? >> plug it in. Mav, put it on his throat so. I can see the different comparison. >> Yes, let's do that. Please. What is even. What is like how is this possible? And. how much was this thing? Okay. Hold it. All right, I got it. No, yeah, it will. It No, use your right. there. Okay, hold it steady. it steady. Taking your own x-ray is. >> so ridiculous.

>> [laughter]. >> Y'all look so insane right now. Is it working? Uh I'm going to take two. Should I swallow mid x-ray? Okay. Got it. Okay. Now, take Harper's. I feel like this is such a literally. like a doohickey product. You What is it What does it do? Can you. hold it for her? It's got to be held. steady. I got it. I'm going to put it. right here. No, no, put it in the same. spot. Same spot. This is literally the most like. Why are we. doing the throat? What if Well, that's. where the lump is. Harper thinks she has.

something in HER THROAT. I THOUGHT HER. lungs were the issue. Harper is convinced she's sick, FYI, for. the people who don't know, and she. thinks she has had a lump in her throat. for the last 3 months. So, we have this. x-ray gun to figure it out. An x-ray gun. is it Like, why do we have this on hand? >> X-ray. Okay. It's a freezerette. That's what. you're thinking of. >> a few minutes, but I'm just going to. send the photos to her ON MY PHONE. WHAT? CAN WE TRY CAN WE TRY THE FRONT OF. my throat? She wants to see her make sure. Hold it.

still. Uh, okay. Yeah, sure. Why not? This is not real life. >> This is so insane. How much was this. thing? Like 15 bucks? >> No, it was actually ALMOST $600. NO. WE'RE going to return it. No, it was way. more. >> We're returning it. DON'T WORRY. WHAT? After the video, we're going to return. it. We just needed it for 1 day. What. video? Uh, the x-ray video, duh. What. x-ray video? Well, we didn't really have it. We just. knew we wanted it for something. >> Wait, that's insane if you guys actually. spent like $600 on that. There's no way, Kate. This is not real.

Wait, I can't say it out loud. I'm fact-checking this. We are returning. it. X-ray gun. I got to figure this out. What are you whispering over there? >> X-ray. It's freeze ray. Uh, sorry. Hey, did it. send? No, I'm getting it in the app. >> How long does it take? I thought it took. like 2 minutes. No, it takes a while. >> Has it not been 2 minutes? What? The. photos are processing. >> Okay, this is fake. No, it's not. It is. I just found out. And Kenzie was. whispering. She's probably like, "Guys, it's fake and Kate doesn't know it.". What? I did not say that. >> Kenzie was like over when I was freaking.

out about the price. She was over here. like whispering. I was like, "What are. you whispering about?" And she was like, >> Kate, what are you talking about? You're. making me feel crazy. I know you were. whispering something suspicious over. there. I was whispering something. suspicious, but not that. >> with the class? Do you have the. pictures? >> [laughter]. >> Uh, it's loading. Can you just tell us what you were. whispering? No, I can't say it out loud. >> She was literally gossiping right in. front of us and your wife won't tell us. what she was saying. >> Hey, that's not cool. Don't do that, Kenzie. I'm loading it to my phone. Uh, he's so locked in on this stupid x-ray. He can't even get his wife to talk for. us. Please? I'm actually worried about.

my throat. What if What if the x-ray. comes back and it's just terrible? What if it's terrible news? What if you. have a giant gas bubble like I had in my. stomach? >> [laughter]. >> You're not going to have that. You never. know, though. Why Why are you so greedy. with that? >> Guys, I got this for my birthday. It's. my birthday. It doesn't look great. Let's see. Let's. see. Let's see. Shut You just can't. really see anything cuz it's so tight on. your neck. >> Wait, let me see. Let me see. LET ME. SEE. WHAT? YEAH. Let me see. So, this is Cash's. >> see this picture. >> Wait, SHARE IT. DUDE, HOLD YO. HEY, I'M.

TIRED OF IT, MAN. YOU ALWAYS SHOW PHOTOS. LIKE THIS. >> YEAH. >> HOLD IT. JUST HOLD IT OUT. There you go. >> Cash's, but his got like more of his. like. back of his neck. And then yours was more forward, but you. still can't see anything. >> Look. But that That. That does look weird. >> Wait, go back. Go back. Is it a bubble? >> Which your neck is like sticking out. this way, Cash. Your neck. >> she had an Adam's apple. Her neck is a. lot fatter than her I have an Adam's I. have a man's neck. Okay. That's what it. is. And then there's Harper's. Is that. Well, your x-ray does look a lot more. girly than mine. It it looks Look at.

even her spine. It looks like less like. thick and. >> Yeah, yeah, I have a manly [laughter] I. have a manly x-ray. Oh, can you please. send that tell me right now because that. is literally what it is. Do you see that. rock in my throat? Right there. HARPER, THAT THERE ACTUALLY IS. >> [laughter]. >> NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING AN ADAM'S WAIT, YOUR MOM IS GOING TO LIKE YOU'RE GOING. TO TEXT your mom and she's going to be. like why did they give her an x-ray ON. WAIT, SEND IT TO YOUR MOM right now and. see what she says. >> Wait, wait, go back to mine. Go back to. mine. Okay. Okay, Cash kind of has a little like. pokey thing though. No, you really can't. see the front of his cuz like his throat.

it keeps going but. >> me the front of mine? There's a front? Well, I'm saying that's the front edge. of your throat. I can only see the back. edge of his. You can't really see the. front of his. Can you I don't know the. photo that I took. right in front? I Oh, I didn't know. that. >> me see. Let me see it again. Let me see. it. It wasn't there. Can I take an x-ray. of Hey, let me see the let me see the. thing. The x-ray? Yes. I want to take one more. Of? Huh? >> to plug it back in. What are you going. to take it of? Whatever you like to take. it of. I want an x-ray of my back. Can. you do that? Normal x-ray of a girl's. throat. >> [laughter].

>> Wow, this thing is crazy. I'm like so in. >> Wow, it has. This is not what I thought it would look. like. What do you think Like there's. like a magnifying glass in it. It just. brings light in cuz it has to like black. out the light. >> think you'd be able to see through it. >> Yeah. Woah. >> [laughter]. >> You like can't see really though. >> the photo? Yes. >> Let me see. Let me see. I'm so in shock. >> I'm AirDropping you the photo. I That could be something in your throat. low-key. Like it looks like a scratch. >> No, that is what is wrong with me. That.

is. >> it. >> I'm glad we got to the bottom of this on. the podcast. Oh my gosh, wait. Do you. know whenever you swallow a chip hole. and it feels like it's stuck in your. throat forever? What if you just have a. chip in there? Let me I chat. If you have a chip in. YOUR HOW IS JACK going to know you have. a chip in your throat? >> can you give me that camera lens? Uh oh, the camera lens? Yeah, you want the. camera lens. >> thank you. There you go. Can you take one more photo just to make. sure? Yeah. Please. Take another photo. Where. do you want it? In the front? >> In the front. >> Wait, do you want the camera Do you want.

the camera battery pack for it, too? Well, was it blurry? Yeah, give me the. camera screen. >> blurry in the front? I I just didn't Just take another one. Take another one. Take another one. Wait, y'all tell a story so y'all don't. like they don't get bored or whatever. One time we had this friend that we used. an X-ray machine on, and it was a fake. X-ray machine, and she actually believed. it even though it was just a camera. lens. And and and. and that's what Kate believed to do. I. totally believed it. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, y'all y'all are lying to me. That. That friend is a camera lens. >> And that, my friend, is a photo from.

Google. >> [laughter]. >> Y'all should have let her send it to her. mom. >> [laughter]. >> Poor Harper. I'm sorry. This is not. real, Harper. Let me Let me Let me take. an X-ray. Let me take an X-ray. Well, that's even worse. I know that's a. camera lens now. >> [laughter]. >> LOOK, BEEP BEEP BEEP. WAIT, TAKE ONE. YEAH, IT'S REAL BAD. IT'S REAL BAD. TAKE ONE OF YOUR. SHOULDER, CASH. OKAY, let me just take. one of my shoulder here. Watch. It's. even wireless. Check this out. Oh, I got the photo. Got the photo. Look.

at that. There's my shoulder. >> Right there. [laughter]. WAIT. THAT'S ON GOOGLE. WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE RIGHT. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, I ACTUALLY want to. >> Wait. WAIT, BUT WHAT IS THAT? BECAUSE. that actually looks like a. Okay, I was in fact saying I cannot. believe that Kate believes this is A. >> [laughter]. >> WE LITERALLY HAVE LIKE eight camera. lenses looking at us right now. I That's. exactly what it looks like, a lens for. an x-ray machine. You know what's funny? I just saw this. image on Google. I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE I THOUGHT Y'ALL. WERE GOING TO GIVE it away, too, because. the wire KEPT FALLING OUT OF I WAS LIKE,

"HOW ARE THEY NOT SEEING THIS WIRE?" I. THOUGHT IT WAS I WAS LIKE, "YOUR WIRE" I. literally told you I said, "Your wire's. falling out.". >> [laughter]. >> Okay, when Kate said that, I was like, "She's onto us." And then she's like, "Oh, it's falling out." And then I was. like, "I plugged it in.". >> gun? No, I don't have an x-ray gun. Those are like $50 million machines. >> Yeah, literally I think doctors have. those, not Maverick. >> [laughter]. >> But I'm not going to lie, if there was a. portable x-ray gun, I DO HAVE AN X-RAY I. do have an x-ray pen. IT'S AN X-RAY PEN. OH, THAT IS AN X-RAY PEN. THIS IS AN. X-RAY PEN, which will do like small. stuff like your finger. Can we try my throat? Like cuz not look.

look I don't think it'll do your throat, but we'll try. Okay. Yeah, you could always try. >> I don't know. I feel like such an old. lady. My literally my back is hurting so. bad. I had to sit on a pillow earlier. That actually is an x-ray pen. Cuz I'm sick of not knowing what this. is, and I really thought that we just. got to the bottom of it. I did, too. I. WAS LIKE, THIS THAT I DON'T know if. that's proper. That's only going to. x-ray like this big. I was so happy for. you. I can't believe I believed it. I. feel so stupid. How many How many people. watching believed it? Hold on, Kate. We're using the x-ray pen now. Like I really believed that. I really.

believed that, and I would have been. happy. I would have been I would have been. happy. But then I would have been sad. because I know that my voice would have. been ruined, and they would have taken. it out. Your Your voice? >> They would take your voice? No, they. would have taken the lump in my throat. My coach had the same procedure done. So. she she can't sing. No. Kate, uh is the pen ready? Yes, it says. scan as vertically as possible. Actually? Yes. Okay, let's use the x-ray. pen. That's why you're like, "Show the. side." And I was like, "No, I want to. show the front.". >> Okay, scan as vertically as possible.

Lay your head down, I think. I think I. have to scan vertically. No, because. it's not going to show my. But it says scan vertically. What What are you doing? Laying down. like you told me to. Why are you Why are. you pulling your. >> No, you don't got to do all that. >> Okay, >> Oh. >> [laughter]. >> No, up up a little more. It's like. >> Yeah, yeah, you got to go up a little. more. It's not going to work, pal. >> works, right? No, I feel like you're. lying. I feel like that's an actual like. it's a taser. Yeah, a taser now. >> Look, it's a light out. Look. >> [laughter].

>> It just has a light so you can see what. it is. >> Imagine. You just. Up at the top? I really think this will. work. >> Wait, what if we tase and then it like. gets better? >> It's right here. We tase the lump right out. >> right here. Stop. I can hear the rasp in her cough. Okay. Almost done. You're just going to They're all. whispering and then they're saying it's.

not a real x-ray. No, it is. It says no. valid content. Do it again. >> [laughter]. >> WHY DID YOU SHOVE HER HEAD down like. that? >> Here we go. All right, head down. Here. we go. >> Do you want the x-ray or not? STOP. TALKING. NO, HARPER, DO YOU WANT THE. X-RAY OR NOT? I NEED TO IT'S GOT TO. WORK. YOU GOT TO BE STILL. SILENCE, KENZIE. It requires. silence. >> Okay, hopefully that was good cuz you. started laughing. NO VALID CONTENT. STOP. LAUGHING. >> WOULD EVERYBODY STOP TALKING WHEN JARED.

THE X-RAY IS GOING ON, PLEASE? >> THOUGH. I swear Nobody is whispering. >> I swear I heard HE WAS LIKE, NO, IT IS. EVERYBODY'S GOT TO BE QUIET. I promise you. I swear on Alex's life it's a real x-ray. machine. Yeah, exactly. No, I always. swear on Alex's. >> [laughter]. >> I value other people's lives more than. mine. Here we go. Do I need to start higher? No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Right here. I know, but. I got to start at above it and then go. down. Okay, now everybody everybody. needs to be quiet. If there is not complete silence in the.

room, >> You're talking. >> it will Kenzie shh. If there's not. complete silence in the room, it won't. work. Okay, that time it worked. Oh, that's. good. It doesn't catch on to my voice. It's. too high-pitched. I have to connect it to the internet to. send the photo. >> it's not real. >> to connect it to the internet to send. the photo. This is ridiculous. Mav, she. knows it's not real. Let's we should. just cut it at this point. So, you don't want the photo? >> [laughter]. >> Wait, it's not real? No, it isn't. I'm. connecting it to the internet. Hey, not. to not to be this girl, but I heard.

something about a Crumbl Cookie review. on this episode. >> What? >> What? What? >> That is not happening. >> No one said we're doing it. That is the. biggest back thing I've ever done. >> it really is and I didn't want to be the. one to ask. Should we order some? >> Wait, what? You just made that up cuz. you want Crumbl? No, the downstairs some. of the other guys were talking about it. >> They said, "Do you want to do a Crumbl. review?". Yes, we want to do a Crumbl review. >> that, too, and nobody made it happen. Let's see. What's What are this week's. flavors? >> Hey, y'all having two different.

conversations RIGHT NOW. >> WELL, THE X-ray conversation got old and. >> Well, we're not done. >> Yeah, well, we're done listening. >> have the picture or not? They said, "No, this isn't an e-cigarette.". >> It's [laughter] not an. >> e-cigarette. There is the picture of your throat. Oh. my god, that's not. That's your That's. the That's That is. WAIT, THAT LOOKS. LIKE THE SAME PICTURE THEY SHOWED. EARLIER. >> OF MY THROAT. NO. How could the pin not. work? Harper. Sorry, we'll move on, y'all. CAN. WE GET A CRUMBL COOKIE. >> OBVIOUSLY Obviously the review. >> That's not a thing. So, y'all don't have. any X-ray No, there's no there's not Let.

me get the X-ray cannon. Hold on. >> [laughter]. >> There's no X-ray technology in this. house. I just need something. I'm serious. >> I'm really in shock that I thought the. camera lens was an X-ray machine. >> Kate really believed it. >> All right. THIS IS A FULL BODY X-RAY. MACHINE. >> [laughter]. >> PUT YOUR BODY INSIDE THE MACHINE. CLIMB. INSIDE THE MACHINE. NO. EW, WHAT? IS THAT A BONE? That looks. like a tooth. Don't mind my trash. WAIT, NO, BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A JAW bone in. there. What was that?

Oh, it's a shoe. >> [laughter]. >> It looks like a jaw bone. I'm not going. to. >> I'm actually going to go get an x-ray. after this cuz I want to know what's. happening. >> Where are you going to go get one? Um. Rapid Med, is that where they do them? Um I don't know. Like at like a little. like urgent care. I don't know if they. would just give you an x-ray for. nothing. >> Harper, it didn't work cuz there's no. >> trying things. We never know. >> [laughter]. >> That's a light. Matt, did I send. anything to your phone? Uh yes, we have. a photo. >> [laughter]. >> Let's try someone else.

Oh. Why are you. >> Yep, I got it. It's a photo of her chest. right there. >> Oh, wow. Let me see. That is a photo of my chest. Where did. you get that? >> stuff in it. Yeah, you have stuff in your chest. Okay. That's what they call smokers. lungs. You're a smoker? >> No. Listen. Wait, can we order Crumble? Yeah, I don't [laughter] think it'd get. here before the end of the episode. I. would love to though. Next episode.

What are you doing? Don't hit me in the head with that. >> THIS IS HOW TO DECORATE FAST FOR A. PARTY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH MY GOSH, CASS. >> YOU COULD HAVE BROKE HER TOE. I VERY. WELL COULD HAVE. VERY WELL. DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? What are you doing? Come sit down. We're. in the middle of an episode. Okay. Why. is he doing this? You know what you this looks like with. all this this crime scene tape? It looks like that frat. It looks like. that looks like the frat. Did you guys.

see the frat that went viral on TikTok? >> of talking about it, but I don't know. >> seen the frat? >> Wait, you didn't see that, Kenzie? >> No. You haven't seen it? I haven't heard. it. Like I heard you guys talking about. it, but I never went and looked it up. >> I got in the dark hole of TikTok last. night and watched the entire video. >> Wait, can we talk about that for a. second? Fraternities? Like that's scary. Yeah, they they be doing crazy things. >> hate to be a boy in a fraternity. I. would never do that. They do that kind. of stuff in girls, too. I would hate to. do that. Uh pretty much this is what it is. Oh wait, I can screen share now. I'm.

going to do that. >> Oh, on the on the laptop? Yeah, we got. we got to hide You tried to hide the. laptop, but I'm just going to expose. you. >> Hey, woah, don't point out the laptop. [laughter] WOAH. WE WANTED TO BE ABLE TO. screen mirror so that we could see when. someone shows something on their phone, and you couldn't figure out the TV, so. you just put our laptop down. He was. like, "Make sure that's what that's. for." He said, "Make sure it's out of. frame so no one can see it." Okay, [laughter] well. Yeah, that's our screen. mirror. >> to accept the screen mirror. Oh yeah, could you accept that real quick? Okay, there we go. Um oh, check it out. Here it is. Okay.

This is the hazing. You see that? No. Can you turn it up? Zoom in, Cash. Zoom in on it. >> Can you turn it up? Uh no, you don't. really need the volume. >> Turn sideways. Zoom in. Can you turn. sideways and zoom? No. There's like 50 dudes. >> There's like 50 dudes in a room. >> Yeah, yeah, we we we see the video. Well, they can't see it, they said. Oh. They all have their shirts off, and. they're like got oil all over them and. ketchup Did he and food and all sorts of.

stuff. >> We we understand. All right, well, pretty much that's the video, and the. cop the video goes on for like a long. time, and the cop is like. uh what are y'all doing here? And none. of them will respond. They're all just. standing there like this. Can you. imagine a cop talking to you like that? >> and then one of the like house leaders. he comes up to them cuz it's a frat. They're doing like a hazing. >> explain it very well. What do you mean? You didn't explain what was on the. video. >> to explain it all. He was just like, "There's ketchup all over the floor.". This [laughter] is it. Look, this Oil's. everywhere. Oil is everywhere. They all.

have blindfolds on. >> Mav, she doesn't need to know It looks. confusing when you just show the video, Mav. No. Harper, do you know what a frat. is? Yes. Fraternity. >> Mav, we get it. We saw the video. Please. put it away. But it's so entertaining to. watch. >> Yes, please put it away. It's like an. hour long. Mhm. Yeah, but We don't have. an hour. >> Wait, what happened? Do you know what a. frat is? Yes. Do you know what hazing. is? >> Yes. Okay, so that's. >> hazing is like where where they have to. do to get into the fraternity. Yeah, it's like it's like initiation. >> treated like crap. >> Yeah. So, they're making all the guys. stand there with like just their shorts. on naked or not naked, they have shorts. on. And then they they're like doing.

stuff to them. And the cops get called. >> Doing what to them? I Like throwing food. on them. There's like ketchup and. mustard and all and they don't they're. blindfolded. >> really know what was The cop comes there. and she's like 25 dudes in the room just. standing there in the basement. And the. cop's like, "What are y'all doing?" And. the cop only came because somebody. accidentally pulled a fire alarm. Yeah. And the cop shows up and but there's. like a house leader, like one of the. seniors. And he's like. >> green shirt on. >> Yeah, he's like uh talking to the cop. and he's like, "These are my guys. What. do you want?" And the cop's like, "Your. guy?" He's like, "What?" And he was.

like, "Do you have an ID?" And the guy. just hits a vape and he goes. And then. >> Hits a vape is crazy. >> he And then he hands the cop his ID and. he goes It's probably LIKE FAKE, THOUGH. >> [laughter]. >> LIKE WHO SAYS THAT? THAT HAS TO BE that. had to be staged. >> That's no, no. You don't You don't talk. to a cop like that. While in front of. the cop, he has a drink in his hand. He's just like Well, they're probably. all too drunk to even know. Maybe. >> Yeah, no, it's insane. And And the guy's. like, "So, you're in charge of these guys?". And he's like, "No." You know.

>> "Who's in charge? House dad? Where's house dad? He's gone." House dad not here. >> here. That's so crazy. >> the house dad? Don't know.". >> Catch me being full-grown man and saying. my house dad. Not going to have it. That's what's crazy about college is. these are full-grown men. Like war age. They're acting like they're not. >> Could get sent to war and they're in a. basement. I'll be honest, I've. [laughter] always thought This is a big. take. But I've always thought college is. immature. I I said it. >> [laughter]. >> I agree. And the Yellow Podcast is as.

mature as you can get. >> said it. It's brain rot. College is. brain rot. It is, man. >> No. So, what's your opinion on our. podcast? Uh our podcast is this is. intellectual. Actually I don't want to. say intellectual I don't use that. language but I would say our podcast is. funny. Okay? Well college is probably funny too. No. [laughter] no they're just immature but. not like college the book work but it's. like the college people like I'm sorry. you're doing hazing. >> Kinsey ask somebody who went to college. what's your opinion on that. On college. or on fraternities and sororities? On. Cash's take that college is immature.

>> I think that Cash has never gone to. college so he doesn't actually know. Yeah exactly. I was too mature. >> [laughter]. >> Yes. Yeah I would do say thank you for. if you're mature for your age you don't. know. No no no no no Cash you're only. thinking about like like the guy hitting. his vape and blowing the smoke in the. college face. >> That's that's all I'm saying is most. college dudes and females as well most. of them I would not say most. No most of. them. I would say most. >> [laughter]. >> I would not say most. Think about it. You know on average it's some it's some.

crazy stat. Over half the people that go. to college drop out before they even. finish. That means they were too. immature to even know what they were. doing. Over half of high school babes. Really? That's immature too. >> immature. >> [laughter]. >> I don't know. >> stupid. Vaping vaping is not attractive. It smells gross. It ruins your body. I. just don't understand why anyone would. ever think that's cool. >> as well go pick up a pack of cigarettes. >> Listen I'm all for if you want to join.

like some sort of like like club that. like helps you keep your grades up type. thing but like joining a a frat where. it's just like listen. you're going to have to drink all of. this and you're going to have to get. with a girl tonight or you're kicked. out. Like that's just not good for you. >> as somebody who didn't go to college. either and really knows nothing about it. I have an opinion. >> Oh really? No. but I feel like I actually have no clue. about any of it but I would assume it. just like literally depends on which. school. Like if you're at like an Ivy.

League school it's probably. different. >> No. >> You get out you don't use your. >> no, well, hold on. There are plenty of. fraternities and plenty of sororities. that are good. >> Yeah, like. >> No, I've never heard of a good one. You. know what they are? You pay. Cuz you. don't hear of the good ones. >> to what? What do you get IN RETURN? NOTHING. >> OF THE GOOD ONES. >> volunteer your time. >> Wait, what are the good ones? Tell me. because yeah, I I've never heard of. these. I like I have like seven friends. in college that were in sororities. All. of them are the strongest Christian. women I know in my life to this day. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you talking.

about your friend that told me she went. on a date to hold the guy for her girl? That's not a problem. Taking a guy out with the intention of. not even dating him, just holding him in. place for another girl? >> That is actually fine. That's actually a. big deal. >> fine. >> That's actually exactly proves all my. points I've been SAYING RIGHT NOW. WAIT, you don't even know the story. >> my sister. My sister's in the. fraternity. Careful with your words. >> She's in a sorority. >> Yeah, I don't say it to her face. [laughter] Oh my gosh. >> what Reese said to my face? Actually not. to my face, behind my back. >> [laughter]. >> What did she say? Say again?

>> you sound annoying. >> Yeah, that I sound annoying? Yes. >> Yeah, so take that, Reese. Sororities. are stupid. >> [laughter]. >> she also said you need to clip your. nails. >> Yeah, you do though. What is she in? What? A sorority. I think sororities, especially at Baylor, which is where Oh, am I allowed to say where Reese goes to. school? Especially where Reese goes to. school, the sororities at Baylor are. amazing. >> They're like They seem really classy. >> This is what I WAS SAYING. WAIT, MAYBE I. HAVE TO THEY SEEM CLASSY BECAUSE IT'S. ALL RICH PEOPLE going to the school. >> WHOA. WHOA. WELL, NO, RICH PEOPLE can be. very trashy.

I think they can. I FEEL LIKE. ACTUALLY, I I would like to put money on. the fact that rich people are almost. more trashy. >> Yes, I didn't go to college, so I don't. know. >> Yeah, they got money to get drunk, and. so they're just out there just being. stupid. >> on. Maybe I don't know. Okay, I do am so. excited to get my belly pierced. >> No, don't do that. You'll literally look. like a trailer park. >> I'm getting it on Saturday. Oh my gosh, the amount of slander going on people. Oh. >> OH MY GOSH, IT'S A JOKE. LIKE IF YOU. DON'T think like that's a joke, like I'm. sorry. My friends would take that. offensive. yeah.

Kash, you're speaking in absolutes and. that's just ignorant. What? You said everyone in sororities are. trash. Everyone in fraternities are. trash. Everyone with belly button. piercing are trash. >> tell you something ABOUT A JOKE. I JUST. WANT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT. LET ME EXPLAIN J O K E. LET ME EXPLAIN J O k e to you, okay? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? j o k e Okay? Now. this [laughter] is how they work. k j o k e All right. >> [laughter]. >> Now let me tell you something. Do you. know what you were saying? I'm spelling.

joke. Okay. Spell it. [laughter] j o. j o k e Now listen. You're so right. Everyone in fraternities are Can you. tell me what letter k is? >> [laughter]. >> Let me tell you something. Look, oh my. gosh, it's like they're laughing at the. joke. The joke is j o k e. Okay, let's move on. Now look, let me. show you something. Let's say I'm me. saying this. Yo, Harper, don't dye your. hair blonde cuz blondes are dumb. And they'd be like, "YOU KNOW HOW MANY. BLONDES [screaming] THERE ARE IN THE. WORLD?" YEAH, IT'S A JOKE, BLONDIE.

YOU [laughter] TRAILER PARK BUTTON RING. PERSON. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. IT'S A JOKE. THAT'S WHY THAT'S WHY IT'S A JOKE. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. THIS IS MY. FAVORITE episode ever. You're joking cuz you say it as a fact. >> THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. It's like, "Is he. joking?" We're two seconds from him. getting very racist or something. >> [laughter]. >> He's about to GO CRAZY. NO, THAT'S JUST. WHAT A JOKE IS. That's why I want TO DO. STAND-UP COMEDY. NO, SEE THAT'S A. PROBLEM. YOU SAY I'M ABOUT TO GO ON MY. WORLD TOUR RIGHT NOW. HE WOULD SAY.

SOMETHING COMPLETELY racist and. obviously he doesn't truly believe it, but he's like, "It's a joke." And then. he's like, "I don't understand why. people are mad that I said something. really bad but it's a joke.". >> I DON'T GET. WHY DO PEOPLE GET MAD AT. THAT? Can someone understand that? >> THEY DON'T KNOW IT'S A JOKE. >> WELL, you when you say things that could. that people don't know that you're. joking and then also It ain't my fault. there's so much of snowflakes on the. internet. >> No, or they find it offensive. That's. all I'm saying. >> Don't don't talk about white people that. way. >> [laughter]. >> No, I'm sorry. If you get offended by a. joke, 99.999% chance you're soft.

But you don't you don't say it like a. joke. No. Listen. You just say it like. >> cook. That's what I think. You know what? You you do I DON'T WANT. TO BE AROUND I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND. PEOPLE ANY LONGER. YOU YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, CASH. YES. People like-minded like you. from the trailer park. >> [laughter]. >> See that's funny. See how I didn't get. my joke hurt? Because he's white trash? >> joke hurt. Because that's what it. >> it Your feelings didn't get hurt cuz you. never lived in a trailer park.

>> new term. I feel so sick. >> That's what you are. You're You're not. Your feelings aren't hurt. You're Your. joke hurt. Your joke hurt. >> I wish that you wouldn't come off as. such like a mean person on the internet. cuz you're really not. >> No, it's not mean, Katie. It's a joke. You know like when a stand-up comedian. makes fun of someone in a wheelchair? I would say that that's a very. insensitive thing to say. What? It's a joke. I would say it's. >> And the person in the wheelchair is. normally laughing like, "Haha, that's. funny. They said I got no legs." Yeah, I. don't think I've ever seen a person in a. wheelchair be like, "That was really. mean." or anything.

>> [laughter]. >> Well. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's funny. And I bet. you I bet you everyone in the comments. right now or everybody out there that. does get offended by Matt's joke, I. guarantee you it's not a person in a. wheelchair. >> Yeah, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? Stand. up and walk away? [laughter]. I guarantee Look. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> LOOK. THIS IS PROVING my point. Look at. them. AND I PROMISE YOU THE PEOPLE IN THE. WHEELCHAIR. >> THAT THAT'S A JOKE, THOUGH. >> NO, but I promise you the people in the. wheelchair are laughing their butts off. right now. >> No. >> But it's the people not in a wheelchair. >> If I if I lost my ability. >> how you [clears throat] say it.

>> And it also is like it'd be more it'd. make more sense if you were in a. wheelchair. Right. >> It it make more sense if you Yeah, maybe. it make more sense if you were like, "Well, what am I going to do? Get up and. walk away?" And you're in a wheelchair. It's like, "Yeah, that's funny cuz you. can't.". >> It's kind of like I said this. If I had. a kid and he was in a wheelchair and I. said, "Hey, look at that guy. He's. making fun of you." and he. >> No. Yeah. >> Wait. What did I I What was my joke? That they can walk That they're going to. get up and walk away? >> Yeah, but like you like you're making it. just about a person in a wheelchair. It. would make more sense if you were in a. wheelchair though. So you need We need. more self-deprecating humor. No. >> Wait, hold on. Go back to my analogy. It's like saying, "Yo, Harper, you don't.

want to dye your hair blonde. Blondes. are dumb.". I don't want to. >> What's wrong with saying that? It's It's. funny and no one would say anything. But. if I said Harper. >> a more commonly known joke. Like blondes. say that about themselves. >> I'm creative, I get nerfed? It's not creative when you say, "Everyone who goes to college is. actually stupid. College is a scam, you. stupid idiot.". >> Got them. That's not a joke. No, it is a. joke. >> believe that. Did you go to college? Huh? >> Did you all go to college? >> Hey, no I didn't go to college. I didn't. go TO HIGH SCHOOL.

>> [laughter]. >> LIKE BUT I ACTUALLY I ACTUALLY I just. want you to think about what because you. know we have a pretty dedicated. audience. I would say the people that. come and watch our videos each week. Yeah. And every once in a while we get a clip. like this that kind of goes viral, you. know, like the 911 911 thing. And I mean. we just pulled a completely. >> But the thing that people don't. understand. is I RESPECT TRAILER PARKS. THAT'S NOT A. 911 JOKE. THAT'S LIKE WHERE WE'RE FROM. MY GRANDMA'S FROM THE TRAILER PARKS. MY BLOODLINE IS FROM THE TRAILER MY. GRANDPA. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW MY DAD OWNS THE.

TRAILER PARK. >> He does. He literally owns the trailer. PARK. >> UP FROM NOTHING. >> [laughter]. >> NOW I OWN THE TRAILER PARK. Y'ALL EVER. HEARD THAT DOUG E. Fresh brother song? It said, "Started from the grocery. store. Now I own a grocery store." No, my great My great grandpa, guess what? He lived in a dugout under a bridge, homeless, 80 years old. Don't even know if that's true, but. >> No, it is. He lived under a bridge and. then he also sometimes lived in a. dugout. >> lived in a dugout under the bridge. >> No, oh my gosh, she doesn't understand. She doesn't understand. >> what a dugout is?

>> Oh my gosh, that I just can't deal with. people like this anymore. No, a dugout. >> dugout baseball and softball dugout. >> She doesn't know the poor people talk. Yeah, yeah, THEY DON'T THEY DON'T. UNDERSTAND. >> [laughter]. >> THAT IN. PARK. THEY. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND DUGOUT MEANS YOU. DUG A HOLE. YOU dug a hole. >> Yeah, dugout means you dug a hole and. like you're living in the hole. So, they. they live My grandpa is actually out in. the wind. >> True story. They they kicked him out. when he was like 11 or 12 years old. No. offense to your grandpa, but that might. be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He. dug a hole and slept in it. Living in a. hole? >> He was 12. >> 12. I mean, why don't you just go find a.

box? Are you kidding me? A hole collects. water. No, I'm not It's like 1920, okay? I'm not Yeah, I'm not even kidding. He. was kicked out of Or he You're right. He. should have just found an Amazon box and. crawled inside. He was 12 He was 12. years old and he lived in a dugout under. a bridge at 12 by himself. Oh. And gave birth. >> [laughter]. >> So so. >> See, that's funny because he can't give. birth. Oh Oh my gosh, really? Yeah. But. wait, but it wasn't funny when the.

wheelchair person couldn't walk. >> Yeah. I'm just so lost right now. >> Nobody's Nobody said that your joke. about wheelchairs was not funny and. nobody said that your joke about the. hole was not funny. Okay, wait. Can. somebody just answer my question here? What is the overall point to a sorority. because I genuinely don't get it? >> For a good sorority, they can help you. keep your grades up. Wait, wait. Go. ahead, Kenzie. For a good sorority, there's like different types of. sororities. >> I got a good idea. >> If you have not been to college, you. cannot talk right now. I GOT A GOOD. IDEA. I GOT A good idea. My sister's in. a sorority right now. Can I just call.

her and ask her like what what they do? >> Wait, like Kenzie say first. Go ahead. Like I said, there's different. sororities and they group together based. on liking common interest. Like there's. Some sororities, they're all Christians. There's some sororities, they're all. majoring in some kind of science field. Okay. And so like for the people who are. maybe going to a sorority because. they're all in the science fields, they. can help each other study. It helps you. have friends in the same classes. If. there's a senior who took the same class. you're taking as a freshman, a lot of. the times they have all their notes and.

everything from the same professors. They give them their notes. Those are good things about sororities. >> I guess that's my my. >> I do think it's kind of odd that you. have to pay for friendships and for. that. Yes, I personally would not join. sorority, but I know they can be very. helpful. I guess that's my thing. Sororities are dumb. Because it's like. saying Some sororities are dumb. But. what I'm saying is yes, we're speaking. in general, but when you think of a. sorority, you think everybody thinks of. the same thing pretty much. It's like. the same way when you think of like. Americans, you think of like oh, privileged.

>> bacon. >> fat. American, you know [laughter] what I. mean? You think of those things. Does. that mean every American is privileged, fat, and loves bacon? No. When I say. Mav's dumb, I don't mean all Mav's. >> [laughter]. >> I just mean that Mav. That's pretty. good. But outside of that. >> Well, I guess my point's the sorority. cuz yeah, your sister was joining one. and I was like. >> a good one. >> I was sitting there thinking about it. and I was like, so you're just paying to. have friends? Well, Which connections. are big. I don't understand. >> think about it. If all the sorority.

people got together AND THEY SAID, WAIT, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SPEAK a full. sentence. >> But if all the sorority people got. together and they said, wait, we could. all be friends and not pay each other. They. That'd be the cure. But they might not. meet each other outside of that. So, I. from what it sounds like to me is the. sorority, I feel like it was literally. created by like a like a like literally. a rich family maybe. Is that a thing? Like a rich family like. >> [laughter]. >> No. So, Kate has no clue what she's. talking about. Can somebody take me to get a sonogram. after this? >> A sonogram? On my throat. I know a good.

sorority for that. No, actually. my mom won't take me, my coach won't. take me. >> Why can't you just go? Uh I'm not 18. So, they won't give you. an x-ray? No. Oh. That sucks. My mom said, "We're not. We're not talking about this until you. get home." Uh hey, I got an idea. We. should move on because uh. I have a game that we are we need to. play. Yes. >> And the game we're going to play is let. me a second. Let me just move on here. Uh screen mirroring to our super special. device. The MacBook sitting on the. floor. >> Yeah, that Oh, can you click accept on. that, Kate? >> Uh I'm I got it.

>> I actually we don't even like we didn't. even put the the good MacBook down. Uh. yeah, that's the MacBook Air. We put. like the tiny one that's like 17 years. old. Okay. So, here is what we are going to do now, folks. Oh, wait. Let me go back. Oh. What the. >> Okay, wait. Sorry. All right. Uh we are going to play. Remember that couple. That's not a game. Did they ever date? That's what it's. called, actually. Yeah. [laughter] It's. called.

Did they date or not? >> Okay. Okay. But, it's also. >> Why is Cash kissing Jordan Matter? >> He needs to get off the phone right. [laughter] now. Hold on. What's. happening? What am I watching? Did you. send that to Jordan? Uh no, I sent it to. one of his best friends. Uh. I said, "Hey, is this funny?" There was. just a cartoon character of Cash and a. cartoon character of Jordan Matter on. the screen. [laughter] Kissing. I don't. know why that's in my camera roll. I'll be honest. I know why it's in my. camera roll. It's because uh. on the Cash and Mav channel, we were. like. I got a good idea. What if at 10 million.

subscribers I kiss Jordan Matter? So, now in our videos we say, "Hey, make. sure to subscribe to get us to 10. million and I'll kiss Jordan Matter.". >> kiss him? I haven't asked him. >> [snorts]. >> How do we think Jordan. >> probably going to ask him as a surprise. attack. >> [laughter]. >> How do YOU THINK JORDAN. >> I'M GOING to have to be standing next to. him and just Wait, 10 million followers. on YouTube for Cash and Mavs? >> Yeah, so we need like 4 point something. more. >> we'd like you to be in our video. Now, don't worry. We're going to blindfold. you.". >> [laughter]. >> Uh yeah, so we need about 4 million more. subs. So, if you guys want to go. subscribe to the Cash and Mav channel so. I can kiss Jordan Matter then It'd be.

huge. >> Insane. Um yeah, start a movement. Uh. Anyways, there's that video. Uh all right. Did they date or did they. not? Date or not? Here we go. Ready? 3 2. 1 Yes. Uh no, I believe that was a fake. relationship. >> was real. Lexi and Ben, they definitely. dated. >> I think Wait, you think it was real? >> Yes. I asked Ben. I had the Kids' Choice. Awards. Oh, really? You just randomly. walked up to him and like, "Did you. actually date Lexi?". >> like I was like, "How was Hannah?" his. new girlfriend? And then he was like, good. I was like,

never I'm kidding, I never asked him. >> [laughter]. >> You had me convinced. I think that was. that was a fake relationship. >> The next couple. What's the answer? Well, I DON'T KNOW. OH MY GOSH. That's. not a game. >> [laughter]. >> Well, we're just going to cast our votes. and hope it's correct. And we never. know. So, this is just like a should they date. or [laughter] not? This is crazy. I would I would I would. honestly like literally put all my.

>> [laughter]. >> This is a horrible game, dude. All my. pennies on that that was a fake. relationship, but I guess I'll never. know. >> I was hoping between all five of us we. could figure it out. >> [laughter]. >> All right, here's the next one. So, this. is just people you put together that. you're like, hey, can y'all tell me. >> [laughter]. >> Yes. Here's the next one I throw together. Millie Bobby Brown and no, they did not. date. >> And Ryan Trahan. They never dated. That. one. >> [laughter]. >> that one was a long. Why did you think they dated? I don't. know. It was a long time. >> Have they ever been on the same screen.

together or in the same place? >> [laughter]. >> TO BE HONEST, I GOOGLED Olivia Rodrigo. I didn't know that's Okay, THEY LOOK. SIMILAR. >> THAT WAS OLIVIA? They look very similar. [laughter] Oh my gosh. All right, next. couple. Here we go. Ready? Three, two, one. No. Mr. Beast and the girl from Jessie. Sabrina Carpenter. No, yes. She's not. from Jessie. Yes, she is in Jessie. >> No, she's not. She may have been like a. guest See, do you know what Disney Channel? Yes, she may have been like a guest star, but. she is not. You're thinking of Peyton.

List. Oh, Peyton List, yeah. That's not Peyton List. That's not. Peyton List. >> make this yourself? I did. This is what. you look like when you don't go to. college. What, you don't know. celebrities? You don't know like their names. Like. you can't even You thought that that was. Peyton List. >> Okay, well, what do we think? Date or. not? >> No. Okay, well, we don't have the answer, so we don't. know for sure. did not. Here we go. Next round. Alex Warren and Madison Addison Rae.

No. I don't think they did. I think Alex. the internet. Alex Warren dated somebody else in the. hype house. since Listen, it doesn't matter what we. say he doesn't have the answer. Yeah, you're right. I'm going to lock in my vote is no. Yeah, I'm going to say no. What do you. mean you're locking your your vote for. what? Well, no later. If we Google it. All right, here we go. Are we serious? >> [laughter].

>> Okay, NEXT UP BRIAR CLIFF. FAKE. THAT. WAS FAKE. A fake relationship. No, that. was real. Fake. That was so fake. >> They would never admit it but I'm pretty. sure it's fake. You think? Yeah. Fake at. half. I don't know. I think it's real. I honestly think it was fake. All right, next question. Wait, no not next question. Next uh next. slide. Okay. Here we go. Ready? Yeah. No, no, they never dated but they. were they Are we sure? Well, I'm pretty. sure Saylor told us that they What was.

that look? >> No, no, they never dated. I said they. no. >> of giggling. I swear they never dated. Okay. I don't. Well, I have no idea what to give. I. believe her. Next slide. Oh. I hate that photo. Everybody uses. that photo of me. I look uncanny. ZOOM INTO THE NOSE. >> [screaming]. >> YOU LOOK BETTER THAN HIM BECAUSE CASH. LIKE stretched out his body or. something. Yeah, I You stretched out my. body. I'll be honest, when I was editing.

it for some reason the photos kept. getting warped. >> [laughter]. >> So everyone's kind of warped. And he. also has a girlfriend I'm pretty sure. Oh. Uh Yeah, the girl in the green dress. standing right there. Hello. No, no. Wait, she's the girl in green. I just. saw a clip of Emery in like one of his. latest music videos. No, Emery's dating. somebody else, Aidan. She uses like he's. she's just in his videos, I think. >> Okay, next up. Yes, obviously. Yeah, they dated. Obviously, everyone knows. >> the brother of the one guy that was on. our podcast? Yes, yes. Yeah. They do not.

look like twins, though. What the What. are you doing? I'm going to the next. slide. Uh next slide, sorry. Next slide! That's the picture you chose of. yourself? From when you're like 12? >> Why do you literally look like you're. like yeah, 13? >> Why would he choose you as a minor and. Jordan Matter? Uh. that's [laughter] insane. I don't know. I just chose it. Jordan's. got a lot of hair in that picture. >> Yeah, he was younger, too. We were both. younger, okay? [laughter].

That's so crazy. I don't think those two dated, though. >> No, don't think so. But they got the. same hair. Well, we'll never know cuz we. don't have the answers. Um but thank you guys for watching this. episode. We'll see you next time. Bye.