These Comments Have To Stop!

uh so my first one says uh go back to. the end of the. rainbow who's that. to that to it's obviously that's not. even hard wait wait do you even get it. funny do you get it yeah cuz I'm a. ginger and a leprechaun wait Harper your. phone case is so cute oh thank you I got. so. coet some of these are so bad I can't. read some of these I sted hand and you I. it looks like I pooped on my hand that's.

what I thought happened when you got. here can you all please do a live show. so we can all laugh in your face oh wow. what be participating if that's the. reason you want us to do it imagine. imagine we had a live show and we were. all so hyped about it and we come out. and we think it's going to be fans and. they're all just like boo you suck I'm. so tired of seeing mentally disabled. people on a. podcast wow I think that was Ted at you. yeah just a guess I pickle ball drastics.

said I hate the way she's. sitting okay how are you sitting wow. thank. you how were you sitting uh I I was. sitting like this what is the point of. posting this zero Talent. whatsoever okay that's it that's the. whole comment G no that wasn't the. comment that's your whole comment no wow. that really hurt my feeling zero Talent. whatsoever super super cringey. embarrassed for you this dude said dude. in the Egyptian costume is stupid and I.

can't even finish that I can't even. finish it you want to read it then why'. you bring it up well because it made me. feel really I'm the dude in the Egyptian. costume let me see let me see it's like. I'm sure I can find it on your. screen uh the dude in the Egyptian. costume is no yeah you can't read that. let me see it let me see it getting. married at 18 is like leaving the club. at 9900 p.m. oh wow yeah um wait hold.

wait pause. Kate where are you getting your hate. comments my comment section did you hear. Kate's go ahead Kate say this horrible. hate comment that really hurt my. feelings it hurt my feelings what is it. getting married at 18 is like leaving. the club at 9:00 p.m. I'd hate to leave. the club at 900 p.m. that would s I'd. just get. there that is that's like barely even a. hate comment um this one's kind of. hateful uh I wasn't sure who it was to.

but it's to you your name's in it um it. says I wonder how long it takes Kate to. paint on her eyebrows. oh oh my gosh that's that's kind of. cruel that's hurtful that's that is do. you. are how do you feel how long I don't. paint my eyebrows on she's lying I see. her D every day she has a pencil and. she's like that's not painting that's I. put a little bit because my eyebrows are. patchy at the beginning so I you do. paint your eye put a little bit to fill.

it in so they just wanted to know the. time I think they were. just you must know it probably takes me. like 15 seconds to do an eyebrow wait. hold on so how'd you go to I don't do it. to 15 seconds well because I don't paint. my eyebrows on you idiot well I use a. pencil then what's taking your 15. seconds my little eyebrow pencil there's. a difference between paint and pencil. okay so you have a pencil and you you. color your eyebrow I think Kate would. relate to this next comment it says I. wish cash would just leave the podt what. the.

say it. louder for real I got another one for. you okay M we get it you got a lot you. got a lot looks like the brother to the. Wendy's girl. which I'm not sure if they mean the. Wendy's girl or if they're talking about. you if you're the Wendy's girl what oh. no they're definitely saying that I look. like her brother are you chewing on your. phone case and they also called you a. Wendy's girl which is really. bad oh that's your phone case did come. off your phone case yes and also my poop. hands need be kind of dingy kind like.

those also by the way this one says why. does the child wait no what did you say. this one says no what did you say uh. this one says no continue Harper no no. did you hear what she said I didn't hear. anything she she referred to her right. hand as her poo pant oh no no I didn't. do that this one says why why is a child. never wearing. pants what are. these I can't read this one's kind of.

mean to Harper let me I just want to. read it you just want to read it well if. I let you read it then I might as well. say it. okay I can't say it okay I got one I'll. let Kate say it I I'll say it I'll say. it it's the last one there the last. one Harper should fall down the fair. wait no wait Harper should fall down the. stairs wait wait Harper should fall down. the stairs and maybe it would fix her. face you butchered that so. hard mik drop.

so I F my face you guys are so hey. please comment more I you guys so nice. to us Maverick should take a trip to the. Bermuda Triangle what does that mean. that it's a tropical destination you. guys don't know what the Bermuda. Triangle is where it's like that. triangle what' you say I say it's where. people go and don't come back yeah it's. like that triangle in the ocean where. like every like planes or ships they all. go through it and like you never see. them again I got another one real thing. wait is it a real thing yeah it's a real. thing no wait pause it's just a place. like your compasses can get messed up no.

no no no no no so you're telling me if I. go no one's ever came back or is it come. back all the time it's just like but. there's like a lot of shipwrecks there. basically like planes fly through there. consistently but like there have been. quite a few who haven't made it to the. other side and they don't know why or. where it went something like it mess. magnetic fields mess up their. instruments or something what happened. there. he um I got another one uh no but why is.

M kind of hot man that that one kind of. hurt my feelings she did not. eat I mean I guess you could call me SK. y hate comments oh this one's very. hateful this one might hurt. you m being the sexier Baker was not on. my bingo. card uh that's crazy I'm starting to. think somebody might have made some of. these up nope uh Maverick is literally. the reason why my standards are so high.

um you actually made these up yourself. made I did not yes you did no I did not. no no I didn't I know you. did team no one gives a crap. okay I have one wow go you're rich but. could be prettier oh that wasn't my. DMs um okay yours are so pathetic. you said find hate com that was not a.

that was we want some mean ones cash how. dare you disrespect Indians like that. what did you do what he probably did. remember on the club yeah you were. talking you were uh well I don't know if. we should bring it up again like I don't. know if we just throw this out there he. was trying to do the impersonation for. Madagascar oh oh he is I'm King Julian. and then it turned out he wasn't Indian. wait that guy's definitely Indian I. think he's oh wait we went through this. yeah he was from here like somewhere in.

the St oh yeah that was crazy he's. Banger Banger accent he nailed it why. does it always wear a. skirt it I'm not a. it yo K always tells me not to call. babies it every time I see a baby I call. it it and she does not it's an it a. baby's an it a baby's an it when you. look at it and you're like a it's so. cute Kate's like don't call it I. literally oh this one got 3 million. before we continue before we continue. Kate you need to take off the blanket no.

that is bringing down your Vibe right. now she gets too much attention that. wasn't even funny she's a why is he so. freaking. fine I didn't this is how rich kids hang. out he's so hot. how Okay literally apparently nobody. brought hate comments but gingers are. really fine if I was a ginger I'd shave. my head too. what uh the color brown on her looks. really cute what's crazy is I can. remember which.

a lot of these came from wait Harrison. fumbled listen the truth is guys the. hate comments no these aren't none of. the like half of these weren't even hate. comments what's worse than the hate. comments there's something even worse. Maverick is the type of guy the Maverick. is a type of guy comments are on every. single post I post and every story I do. everything just says type of gu love. you're just the type of guy the type of. guy yeah no way.

they're in the top in the top yeah no oh. I thought wait what are you freaking out. about what is that really cuz everybody. says that there's like a tester at the. top I did not know that let me read you. some of these no no no we're we're. reading them I mean I guess we can read. them now we're already reading. comments listen uh Maverick is the type. of guy that would uh who tell someone. who is getting bullied don't listen to. them I think they really coolit wait. what episode was that from I don't know. these are just ones I I screenshot it. the other day and put on my story.

exposing the drama ready uh M please I'm. calling for a ceasefire with the. Maverick type of guy comments it's too. far they're on every single video WE. Post that's only that's not going to do. anything you literally have to say it's. affecting my mental health it's. affecting my mental health Maverick. really could not care less I got one no. one gives you crap okay thanks oh guys I. got an idea so let's act like robots and. somebody will be the judge of who's the. best robot this what no no we're not. going to do that no but I'm the best.

robot I can tell you look Maverick is. the type of guy to go to the shop. apologize for the person in front of him. for being rude what this one Maverick is. the type of guy to eat something and. then start grunting over how good it is. that is not true he does that I don't do. that he does that and it drives me. absolutely ins you're going to make. people think I actually do that oh no. you do do that you do I don't do that no. you moan when you eat you smack said. that he moaned over a cookie no he. didn't we're sitting there dead quiet.

it's me and him in the kitchen we're. sitting there he takes a bite of a. chocolate chip cookie no Snicker noodles. wait I can't no yeah it was Snicker. noodles he takes a bite of a Snicker. noodles cookie and he. goes are you just making this up it's. not true and as soon as you did it I. said why did you just do that he I said. why'd you just do that you said do what. I don't do that I said you just you just. I don't do that no I don't do that. listen if I yes you do youo and you're. like somebody give him a cookie and. let's test it that's why you can't doing. it eating a burger like you would close.

your eyes that's not true I'm not and. that's that's like okay whatever I mean. I feel you if it's good it's good you. know you got to do what you got to do. but the one I do not understand is he. will just sit there on anything he eats. and he'll just be like that's not true. either no you know what happened. yesterday I W cash yesterday I was. eating okay I cash was like Kate can you. come up here and I walk into the room. Maverick had put some Skittles in his. mouth and he was like they were freeze. dried Skittles they were crunchy and he. goes. yeah I cavity I have.

cavity e you would think he's shooting. an ASMR video bro he's like whatever. he's like do do do do and I was like. nope I'm not going to he you're going to. be doing that he was like it literally. wasn't even me it was Cash well you know. at least I don't paint my eyebrows on. every. morning Maverick I would rather my on. cuz I can fix my eyebrows but you can't. seem to fix your smacking what. Maverick's the type of guy say pres. instead of a. here um he's also the type of guy to to.

get you think you're funny huh to get in. the bath and fart at the bubbles or and. laugh at the bubbles that he fart no. that's him he definitely do that dude I. did that in the bathtub with Kate I fart. and bubbles out I do it in the hot tub. too with you remember no remember we. were in the hot tub and I was like M. watch this and I fart and Bubbles come. out I don't remember that wait you want. to get in a hot tub after this no I'll. show you M's the type of guy to say get. out when it's time to leave huh I mck's. the type of guy to bake a pie for the. new neighbors no my God I would never.

make a pie oh you would 100% make a pie. buy a pie I would buy a pie M why you. bring why you bringing them a pie and. you be like it's the new neighbors. that's what you do M's the type of guy. to say at least I'm getting my steps in. after walking up a flight of. stairs M type of guy to say it's a great. day to have a great. day that's not true these are. your to S like I'm like this like like. like cartoon character M's the type guy.

put hat I'm not a cartoon character M's. the type of guy to put a hat on and say. this is. right mck the type of guy to go to. Chick-fil-A put this hat on cuz it's. funny it's a funny hat you know this hat. a girl gave me this hat and I was like. you know what I'll I'll keep it. Maverick's the type of guy to go to. Chick-fil-A and say my pleasure tried to. flex that he was with a girl Maverick's. the type of guy that's not true. Maverick's the type of guy to uh to go. do this on a doorway and say what's the. password Maverick's the type of guy that.

will walk off a podcast if we continue. this because this is getting this is. ridiculous can we move on no we have. other stuff to talk about we have much. more important things Maverick's the. type of guy open his wallet and a fly. comes out Maverick's the type of guy. that get in the car and say buckle up. okay okay buckle up. buttercup M's the type of guy to say. take a chill pill when someone's. upset Maverick's the type of guy to make. a puppy dog face when he wants something. what actually making sad as I'd say i'.

do some of these. things some of these I do do I think I. think I've said the Buckle Up Buttercup. thing I think I've said that Maverick. type of guy after a breakup to have a. flower and go she loves me she loves me. not she loves me I am not Maverick's the. type of guy to to like when he farts a. green bubble comes out what is he it. with you in farting and poop on your. hands look at. it look at what my hands and what. happened to you did you do self tanner.

yes and I don't have a myth well you. failed no only a. little yeah looks good look yeah for. sure that's exactly how I thinked to. turn out should I answer this and say 3. 2 1 live answer what this call we are. live oh no I probably oh she's doing. it I don't think there's anyone there so. I get about five phone calls a day so or.

no no no that's more than M that's not. true minut no a minute a minute I got. six minut calls right now from the. podcast no don't m is the type of guy to. refuse to say that he lost even though. he was dead. last yeah yeah I do that that is I got a. story about that when M was in fifth. grade fifth grade are we serious right. now we're going back to fifth grade. that's how often this happens he has to. go all the way back to fifth grade we we. he was in fifth grade I was probably in. third you know living my life get in.

first place um and Maverick was in like. the little fifth grade race at the end. of the year we had like a field day. where you can like do high jump and a. race and like soccer B kick and like all. these things MB enters the like the like. 600 yard race or whatever you gotta like. run to the football field and back like. back and forth like two or three times. and he races and he gets fifth place I. got now you might be thinking fifth is. pretty good that's not bad. there was only five Racers so uh small.

town what I say so you know in other. words he got last and you could say that. he comes up and my dad's like I'm sorry. bud you got I'm sorry you didn't place. and he's like yeah I did and he holds up. a ribbon they gave him a fifth place. ribbon he about perspective he's like I. got Fifth and my dad's like oh no you. didn't you got last and he's like no I I. got fit listen the first five people get.

a. ribbon who was first five I was first. five all right but what's with that hat. the Hat I like to point out that year I. did win first in the third grade. division yeah you know I also won first. in the high jump but no one wants to. talk in my division there was only two. Racers oh great it was only me and my. friend Ethan and Ethan's like 3 feet. tall yeah that doesn't count well I beat. him and I got first well congratulations. you you beat a guy I'm pretty I'm pretty.

sure he has a a growth deficiency we we. were all in third grade we all had. growth deficiencies no you were M hair. no Maverick's the type of guy to be. happy for a participation. award real it wasn't a participation. award it was fifth place but if it was. you would have been happy that that. classifies a participation award is if. everyone gets sweetheart try again again. like I said get I get first place that. night you never got first place I got. first place jump and no one remembers.

that no one says a thing about that I. can confirm I've heard this story like. five times and I was not aware what. place you what place did you get in your. dance comp last week first fourth oh God. and he's mad about it hey he's moved up. from the fifth grade he's not fifth that. and the one and you know what I got at. the competition before that uhuh second. second yeah M's always been second you. know I got at the one before that first. second hey who's always been first and. then I got second again he and then I. got third hey who's been first though.

not you you don't enter in anything what. what do you mean remember attack with no. trophies I had so many first place you. always had second and third again you. were massive what what does that have to. do with it I'm sorry I was genetically. gifted in the third grade was Tiny I was. a tiny male okay so guess what I had to. do I had to fight tiny people and you. know who was Tiny at taekwon do. tournaments Koreans so I had to fight I. had to fight actual Koreans which have. been doing this since they were like 2. years old they could freaking kick. through a wall no it's true bro. Taekwondo I think it originated from.

there and it's you think. I Alex every time I had to fight a. Korean at the tournament I knew I'm. about to get whooped this is not going. to go good for me it's not I'm not going. to win this it's true one time we were. at a taan dill tournament and my sister. I don't know she was like probably like. 10 or something and also massive my. family's tall and she had she entered in. the TA tournament or whatever we're all. there and she has to fight someone but.

there was no girls for her to fight so. she had to fight a guy and his cup kept. falling out his what yeah his what kept. falling out uh he's like a like over and. over and over again it happened like. three or four times then he just walked. do trrap what's that no it's move on let. me just look it. up do you guys ever feel like money is. just flying out of your accounts towards. subscriptions you don't want anymore I. bet if I asked you what subscriptions. you're paying for and how much you're.

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mat like three or four times it's just a. piece of gear that like protects guys. like they you wearing like football in. bun I don't know you wear me shenarts no. yeah yeah no no no that's it that's it. shenard it's pretty much same thing. Shard yeah Shard the Ty tournament sh. also out of Tao tournament my tooth fell. out oh why I what the I was sitting. there on the mat and I we're like. sitting in the circle like some people. are competing and I'm just sitting there. playing with my.

tooth I was expecting you to say I got. hit in the face and my tooth fell out no. I was just I was just wiggle on it and. then it fell out the type of guy to play. with his teeth he's the one his teeth. fell out like what wait who wants to be. the ref of the tournament what. tournament the robot tournament that's. not happening I think it is happening. please right now M Bust A Move Bust A. Move come M M M you dance type of girl. to say Bust A Move M you dance every. night just robot I don't do the robot.

the best you can get is fourth place out. of than I know don't no no no hold on I. know good and well and the last six. months when you've gone dancing you have. done the robot at I not done the robot I. know at least one time M was out there. he was. like oh oh can I get your number now I. know I know one time that has happened. so let's see it do the robot you. definitely have done the robot more. never happened but you know what I have. done they play this they play this song. robot no I've not done the robot okay.

but they play this song that is like um. it's a country song and he's like I. could settle for your number on a. napkin and did you get a napkin out I. did I was saying that as a joke yeah I. had a napkin in my in my pocket and then. uh when we were. dancing a napkin so sorry for a girl in. my entire life wait M you had a napkin. in your pocket and when the song came up. cuz I knew it was going come on and you.

had your phone in your pocket yeah and. you said I could hand her my phone and. she could just put her phone number in. but instead I'm going to hand her a. napkin because it was funny did you even. have a pen no exactly did you get the. number no no I didn't yeah no surprise. to that one it was just a joke it was. funny funny clearly it wasn't funny. number you prepare for it like you're. looking in the mirror right before you. go oh I need to grab that napkin just in. case that song comes on a night yeah all. right robot dance time you really want. do this just show us your robot.

okay okay so much convincing I think. she's practiced or something do you want. music sure no you got to do it ready go. oh actually hold on let me just get the. music well we can't play music no no. this is not going to be copyrighted how. do you know that cuz it's her song oh is. it your song oh what is it like the one. to fuckle my shoes it's on Tik Tok right. so it's fine oh am I right I don't know. I don't know I mean no it's going to be.

copyright I guess I guess I'll sing it. for you I'll sing play your song I I'll. sing it for you ready. ready one two buckle my shoe three four. no it's. it's what that was horrible don't be mad. because you messed up like you can't do. the robot I don't know what you expected. like you just expected to suddenly be. able to do it I'm so embarrassed I would. be too trust me I would be too yeah go. back to the end of the rain please do it.

before me so I can see it yeah I no I. got you I got you I got K go I'm not. doing it no no no you got it I'm the. judge I'm all cozied up under my blanket. and stuff no no go ahead do the robot. I'm not doing the robot okay just do the. robot Kate's not doing it' be really. funny if you did it would be really. funny it' really make I wait I got this. hold. on it'd really make my feelings happy if. you did the robot I don't care and okay. um hold on no I got it it'll hurt my.

feelings if you don't do the robot I. don't care either okay there we have it. folks she doesn't care about my feelings. doesn't care listen I had no intentions. of standing up on this episode which is. why I'm going to take your blanket away. if you don't start talking copy music. I'm I'm I'm going to take away your your. blanket if you don't start not acting. like a grandma I just don't want to do. the I don't want to I'm tired and my. head hurts and my head hurts like bro. talk like a normal person. I'm not going to yell right now like the.

rest of you no one's saying yell just. like talk with like I am talking with. like that is not a normal volume what. are you talking about I feel like I'm. literally talking like can Alex can you. hear me from across the room no he said. no Alex said no he can't hear Al. literally just shook his head like yes. what a liar is a Samsung user okay we. don't ask him question is a former. Samsung user yeah former in as in the. last 6 months so that's still a Samsung. user I feel like y'all were like all. right I'm tired of making fun of. Maverick let's pick on K mon right and I. kept my mouth shut the whole time wait.

please somebody yeah Kate go come on why. don't you do it me I can't do the robot. why cuz he's he's big yeah yeah I I'm. awkward when I do fine I got this i got. this like a giraffe so basically I'm. just going to put this here so nobody. can hear it but y'all can okay do you. need the music to do it all right here. she goes. hold on she failed again all right third.

time's the. charm that's actually not the robot that. was that was like like crippled grandma. in the nursing home yeah now have you. ever seen those Grandma when they're. when they're walking no oh you're right. that's. you yeah you're definitely. you're geeking out for sure you look.

like you look you you look like you're. freaking out like when I tell those. sales people no that come to my door you. ever seen Dancing with the Stars I feel. like I just watched a Tik Tok clip uh. tank in real time let me try sitting. down no I don't think you should try. sitting down okay she's trying sitting. down you're barely moving you're bar. you're just going y'all ever seen y'all. ever seen the squirrel on Hoodwinked I. no that's what that's what you never. seen the squirrel on Hoodwinked I don't.

know the squirrel specifically what do. you have you seen Hoodwinked I guess I. haven't no that's a shame but she's. squirrel from Hood look at her. practicing it's a good. party what does he say he's always. like no caffeine or something like that. cafino CA now now it's y'all's turn. got shut up oh I'm sorry um now it's. y'all turn to try the. robot no I think it's I think time to.

end the podcast no dude like why she's a. headache maybe I'm code you know I uh. speaking of dancing I went dancing this. this last weekend in Austin and wait. hold up who was Speak oh we were. speaking of Dancing never mind. yeah and uh of the robot you may find. this crazy but so I'm I'm at the social. and so we're all dancing and this. Champion dancer comes in and like world. class dancer and I'm like I got to dance.

with him is he world class he's world. class like top top tier okay is he. though he oh he is he is and I'm like. yeah so then my friend is like you got. to go ask him to dance with you and. what yeah so that was my thing is I was. like I can't ask a dude to dance like I. can't walk up to a dude and be like. would would you like to dance like I. can't no let me tell you something you. cannot do that I can't do that and if. this story ends in that then you're at. one I did feel so wrong right like I I.

just it would make me uncomfortable no M. it wouldn't feel so wrong it is so wrong. it would just make me uncomfortable to. like dance with another guy right yeah. it probably should you would look gay. well I listen so so I'm sitting there. wait look at. this wow you killed that so you can do. the robot. guys hey wait let me see let me see look. my friend twist my head okay yeah let me. see let let me see this thing let me let.

me see we can never tell a story on this. podcast guys okay yeah someone actually. asked me she was they were like why can. you never finish any story on the. podcast because of that thing that's the. reason we can't finish Harper sit down. you know you know when you have a pet. that's like you know that friend that. brings their dog over and mid. conversation they're always like oh I. gotta let my dog out yeah that's her. should I do the worm should we do the. worm competition no no I bet nobody can.

do it besides you're wrong okay I can. first of all I can I can really actually. do backwards and upside down you cannot. do the worm C I can do the that man he. looks like. a he looks like a slug. okay um do the worm K and then I'll do. it I'm not doing the worm I never said I. could do the worm why are you. here why are you here Ser if you don't. want to be here you don't got to come. I'm here you're just taking up seat for. somebody that would want to be here you.

know all the people in the comments that. I see oh I'd love to be on the Pod not. her I do love being on the podcast I. just have a headache right now morning I. have I don't understand what headache. has to related to the worm I don't want. to do the worm right now because my head. hurts I'm not going you don't do. anything I say why are you. here I I'm not doing it first cuz I went. first for the robot last time yeah so. it's Kate's turn I'm not doing the worm. why are you doing this fine fine I'll do. the worm first and then you go second.

I'm not doing it I go second I never. claimed I could do the. worm C really wants to do the worm no. yeah no I did want to do the worm but. now I moved on to something else and I I. will still do the worm but my my my my I. genuinely feel like everybody took it as. a joke no you're going to forget about. the worm no no but hold on genuinely. like for like you know camera's off like. none of like why are you here oh my gosh. like she doesn't want to do anything no. no going harder than the.

comments no not like that like you you. don't want to talk why am I here because. we scheduled this filming date a couple. weeks. ago the only reason you said she got on. January 17th at 4:15 p.m. we're going to. shoot the podcast I said okay but that's. the only reason you're here I was fine. and then my head started hurting my head. yeah Maverick she's here for the money. that's no that is not true true yep. money I'm not paying her today oh no.

money that's not. true so what is that look like she goes. in there to cook and you're like well I. didn't buy. groceries yeah no sometimes I she Stars. me like what are you talking about no. it's true all right worm time I wor time. I told you you would forget about it. wait am I getting hamburger hoer tonight. or. oh my gosh oh my gosh I don't know what.

you're getting tonight well what are we. having D do the worm thing dude the worm. The Vibes. ruined I mean I go back to talking about. the guy I have a headache I I'll do the. worm I'll do the worm dude cash don't. worry I'll do the wor to in the mood. know you know that I've been getting. these headaches like crazy for the last. few weeks I have a heada too got a sinus. infection silly what you have a sinus. infection you've been diagnosed it's not. a sinus infection how do you know it's. not. because I know no I'm not pregnant.

either I heard pregnant a headache cash. M hold up M we are in a very serious. conversation Kate might be pregnant and. I might be a dad I have a headache. though can can you be quiet I'm sorry I. might have got mad my head is pounding. from your hey yo hey oh wait sorry I. meant you might have been pregnant I'm. not pregnant are you about to eject oh. she is oh yeah were you going to no I. was going to do the. worm she isn't like a complete. completely different conversation right. now it seems like everyone's in a.

completely different everyone's in their. own conversation like no one's talking. Worm by the end of this video. conversations that are happening is wild. case I don't know she's like in the. granny mood headache everybody be quiet. dim the lights a Harper is a dog. Maverick just wants to talk about. dancing that's not true and then there's. me I feel like I'm the only one present. today huh and then there's me hi I'm. cash Baker Cash Baker yeah that's right.

think I'm the main character so I try to. talk over the whole podcast and anytime. someone wants to say something I like to. just interrupt their stories and like do. my own thing you know and then. anytime somebody insults me I you're a. woman don't speak so listen you know I'm. I'm cash Baker and and um this is my. story this is how I got started everyone. this is my moment I'm talking right now. Kate can you can you not be like what. are you doing like what are you.

doing I almost forgot you were playing a. character my. husband see I bet you there's going to. be no comments about my feelings Kate. I'm going to steal your. blanket I'm. cold you forgot about the big part where. he says I'm famous y'all are famous. because of me wait hold on I only said. that once and that was only relative to. cuz remember you were you were trying to. make me mad I was yeah yeah it was I. didn't know you said that to me that's. freaked up no it was in that episode.

where you were trying to purposely make. me mad oh and then he really got mad but. do y'all want to see me do the. worm yes oh my gosh yes I want to I've. been. waiting so bad me and M just waiting at. the door like I can't wait for har to. get here into the. warm how will I make my own show to do. the worm do the worm cuz y are so. ungrateful we're we are. smile on my. face never been more happy in my life no.

I I'm going to make a show no you're not. what do you mean you're going to make it. a show I'm going to make a show for the. viewers out there so comment down below. if you want to see me do the worm at my. own show okay genuinely to all the. viewers out there right now that are. watching I'm so sorry for this. episode why cuz it's Randomness it has. been so Random there's not been one. there's not been 15 seconds of. consistency like at the end of this.

episode if you ask what we talk about I. don't know I don't know what we've. talked about nothing do you know what. are we talk about M the type of guy. that's about it yeah we did we did the. hate comments in the beginning oh that. was the very beginning so what what have. we talked about we already talked about. the hate comments for a while yeah we. talked about and people said that i'. been digging in my feet time are y'all. just realizing how your podcast. typically. goes it's not typically like this yes it. is no no is bad my podcast our podcast.

is very let's do a put a lot of preor. into it you're only at 37 minutes we're. at 37 minutes we we do a lot of what we. put a lot of preor in that is a straight. lock everybody yeah yeah it's like 5. minutes before hold on to your seat. belts no no no you better do the worm. buckle up. buttercup you better at least do the. worm okay I'm doing it you should have. jumped into the worm that would have. been so cool yeah I feel like yeah it.

should be like a roll out into the worm. I'll try I don't know how this is going. to go yeah but you got to do a roll with. it you got to like I mean you got like. roll like a roll you know like a rolly. poy can can you try to roll out of the. chair first you know what a rly Poley. does yeah yeah so do a rly PO what do. you want me to do it to see if I get. hurt and see if it's safe like no I'm. not going to do that please I'll you put. your safety on the line and try it yeah. first you can't do the rly pulley then. you do the warm that's literally not. enough room for you so you you're so big.

you're like. huge don't listen to them honey I don't. want to do it anymore I'm just. joking you're a tiny little boy I don't. is that what you wanted to hear that's. it oh god oh wow you look this the. longest he's ever been quiet hey oh. there he goes wait do you guys get do. you guys get. this I don't know who are you trying to. be you don't get that it's like when. girls get mad at their boyfriend's in.

the car and they turn their legs away. from it's like when your when your. girlfriend gets mad at you or whatever. and they're like I never had that happen. to me well you've never had girlfriends. oh I have had lots of girlfriends well. you probably never noticed because they. were always in this position they never. said like that they never turned around. to you all right let me do it. now rly Polly worm oh wait I went way. too far well that's what we said would. happen hold on hold on I got to keep it. right.

here oh wait hold do you start your head. your your legs up and bend it's legs or. you do a handstand and go down into the. worm is it legs or head whatever you. prefer right. now I just want it to be. over this is. crazy just do something right now you're. looking like a dead. worm you know those worms that like got. scor by the sun in the middle of.

summer yeah everything everything just. popped in his body very impressive I. didn't know you had it in you all right. I can do this better uh first of all. it's not a competition I said it's about. to be get down there you're about you're. going to come in second listen I just I. do. I she did it from standing and you're. going backwards you're not supposed to. go backwards I would say Harper. definitely did it better she did exactly. what I did and did you missed the rly.

Bully part fine you didn't I thought. hers was kind of cooler she like jumped. into it yeah I what is on the side of. your chair I think it's poop from a. recent a recent user we got this on. Facebook market and somebody poop on. their. hand not Point any fig that was the. ultimate hate. comment oh oh oh gosh that did not sound. good are you okay. Harper that did not sound good at.

all I just really cracked every bone in. my body yeah we heard we heard. everything no I but I'm first right I. hate this episode you want me to finish. my story then we can end it no I smell. like self don't even finish the. story K you tell story tell you look. like somebody that's about to read read. a bedtime story okay let's see once upon. a time I smell like self tanner right.

now because I like no no no all right go. ahead Kate Once Upon a Time wait we. should do that we should do that where. we like write a story no yeah we're do. that right now why no no we're not. bouncing all over the place oh so tell a. story once upon a time and then and then. what happened wait wait wait wait. Maverick went to the dance to the dance. club all. right no this is not an indan that you. want to be smiling at what oh I.

lost NOP NOP nope you don't guys okay. fun fact when I was in high school no. this is the story oh my gosh we can't. the story well you but you got to tell. it like a story okay once upon a time I. was in high school mhm and I was like oh. cash you didn't go to high school let's. go to a football game we go to a. football game this girl I barely knew. the girl she was like touchy touchy with. cash I was like e listen it's hard for. girls to resist number two she listen. this girl was touchy touchy but I said m. okay whatever you're obviously just like. not all there right like clearly I'm the.

girlfriend here but whatever you're not. all there I'll let it slide so then she. like I remember she talked about you and. then like one time we went to dinner and. she was there and she was like yelling. across the table she's like cash cash. cash cash cash look at this cash cash. like trying to flirt with him I was like. cash I was like hey hey babe like. remember me like the girlfriend yeah. like it still didn't say anything I was. like clearly you're like not all there. right well you're just a girlfriend oh. okay I thought you didn't mean to say. what you were saying like just because. was going on in her head like she went. all the way no no no she was just not.

like like she very clearly just didn't. respect relationships well you were just. a. girlfriend you made it sound like she. was mental no just because there's a. goalie doesn't mean you can't score well. when that girl was trying to score that. is not appropriate anyways here's the. problem then I find out that was a joke. that was a joke that was a joke what did. you say. nothing you said something goad what was. said what was said Joe she just Whispers. to me from to to. town very anyways one time then.

Maverick's like oh guys I danced with. this girl at the dance club so fun like. she was such a good dancer I was like oh. who was she it was the girl that was all. over cash nothing throughout high school. and I was like I didn't know any better. I said I was like oh like you danced. with her like yeah was she like. extremely touchy with you in a weird way. and he was like no like I didn't notice. anything about her well he doesn't. normally have that effect on women like. I do and then no here's the thing is. this girl. I had said that she was off my brother.

had said she was off all of my friends. had said she was off and Maverick's like. she's so normal I was like okay well. just don't bring her over to our house. cuz she's oh gosh touchy with my husband. like yeah don't bring her over anyways. that was just a random story yes. sir um stop well my story was last week. in Austin there was the champion dancer. guy there and I was like I can't ask. this guy to dance I was like I can't oh. I forgot we were on this yeah I was like. I can't it's just like weird to walk up. to a dude and ask him yeah for your sake.

I don't know if I'd finish the story so. my my friends are like no like he does. the lead and follow both like he's like. extremely good like he's the best first. of all I just hope you know it's not. called lead and follow it's called male. and female no it's called lead and. follow no it's male and female world. it's called lead and follow no it's. called the guy part and the girl part I. mean it's called lead and follow but. sure okay but like for the people that. don't know anything about dancing the. guy part and the girl part sure I mean. if you want to call it that so so I'm. like I'm like well I I can't I can't and.

um I had already danced with his. girlfriend that week she's a champion. Dancer too she's amazing see that's the. other thing that's weird that is about. dancing is there all they're always like. like married couples dancing with other. people like that's weird it's just. dancing it doesn't it's not like no it's. not just dancing it's just dancing if I. was. dancing it's not a soul not definitely. not that if I was dancing well I don't. know when Kate dances it doesn't look. dancing is a crime closer to that than. dancing I wait but like did you did you.

know cash um he what's it called he no. way right now no he um she doesn't even. know what she's going to say about me. she's just going to try to insult me it. was at VidCon or something you've never. you were like 9 years old when I went to. vidc and um he he he he got like this. like 25-year-old girl with a with. a okay okay I fck your mik no. I BL your mik you're good no you're good.

you're. good I'm so glad that you said can we. can we cut the I say we yeah so anyways. where was the story originally oh we got. to plug your mic back in no do we really. have to do that yeah we might just do. unplay no you know what's. funny he said I was 13 at the. time moving on you know what this. podcast when I was going to bigcon you. were like nine yeah I know I think we.

should stop go ahead tell the part where. you played the girl part no cuz I that's. I think that's where the story was going. I was like I was like I was my friend. Elisa was like no you have to you have. to dance with him I'm like I'm like I. can't I can't do it so I was like all. right I can't dance with a guy I I'll. talk to him so you put on your big girl. bres yeah so I'm talking up to him and. said no I was just talking can I do the. girl part why you do the man part no I. was talking to him and why you manhand. me and we're were talking about dancing. was like yeah let's dance so I was like. all right cool so he did the girl part.

oh and I did the guy part but he wait so. you acknowledge that it's the girl and. the guy part yeah well for right now. just for the sake of this conversation. he did the girl part I did the guy part. bro this guy was the best at doing the. girl part in the entire place better. than all the girls he he he was so good. his connection was amazing it was crazy. connection connection but like the. connection W your connections were crazy. man this is no like the Dance Connection. I genuinely hope you never go dancing.

again oh my gosh bro you just came home. and said me and this guy's connection. was. amazing is no one else alarmed about. this this guy was so good at the like. make make a hand like this like that I. don't think you want touch these that's. not helping what the bro I don't care. which one your hand is that is weird pul. this connection right here is where yeah. that's what I'm worried about man that's. what I'm worried about this connection. right here between you and a dud hands.

of mine he's like this connection right. here is where our relationship began no. no not a connection like that when we. held hand it was that connection when. when you dance have you have to like. counterbalance each other bro stop. calling it counterbalancing it's holding. hands no it's like fingertips okay it's. fingertips like this listen it's. fingertips F tips is still holding hands. he just fingertips okay that is holding. hands bro like romantic it what what is. what is freaking especially you said. hold your hand like this no he did that.

I don't do that he said my hand was like. this no my hand sideways I'm the. sideways hand okay even if it was this. way there's no way a guy did that. there's no way a guy did that like y'all. overthinking this a lot I just can't. believe he followed it up with and our. connection was so great I've never had a. connection the connection that like when. use a different word bro use anything. okay the the freaking like. don't chemistry I don't no no it's not. like that it's literally a connection.

like I don't know what else you call it. the magnification link a link like like. I could feel where he was at oh my God. okay never. mind I'm wining. this I scratched the episode she scratch. the whole episode. please okay so I'm not talking anymore I. apologize for all of my laughter math. please please tell the story and I won't.

say a word I'm not Contin don't don't. say that when you can't really stick to. that well I'll try so go ahead say a. word no I really wanted I listen I think. we all know where this is going point is. I know exactly where it's going he he. pulled out a napkin and gave it to the. GU that's exactly where it was no so. point is our connection was so good that. blindfolded I would be able to tell like. where his feet are at like I'd be able. to tell everything from just the. fingertips because conne is so good he's.

he's just a great dancer I just love. looking at his toes because I wanted. connect what what I'm done I'm done no. this podcast is over yeah this podcast. is over I hope you guys had a great. connection today bye. [Music].