The First Time I Said I Love You!

When I first told Kinsey I loved her, I. didn't mean it. That is so not true. No, I'm actually serious. It's true. Uh-oh. That shouldn't have been said on a. podcast. And one day when he's at VidCon. in 2018 with whoever the heck he was. with, he decides he's going to stop. texting me and he didn't text me on my. birthday. Let me tell you something. about that little story you told. What? Do you remember what happened right. before that? No. You don't remember when. you uh dropped me and started talking to. the other guy?

[Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode of the podcast, the LOL. podcast. Do you have makeup on? Please. don't do that. No, I don't. I don't have. makeup on. Okay. Wait, does he have. makeup on? He has makeup. You know what? Some You know what? You're bad at doing. makeup, too. Makeup on. You're actually. trash at doing makeup. You have makeup. on. You have I'm sick and tired of it. Recently on three different shoots I. have put I mean I mean sorry Kate has. put I mean the tiniest tiniest I.

wouldn't even call it makeup really and. I know there's and every time I look. right at Harper as soon as she looks at. me she goes you have makeup on don't you. and she makes me feel very insecure. about myself it's because it's on acne. and when you have makeup over acne it's. obvious okay yeah I like to clarify I. don't wear makeup okay no it's not. obvious cuz I remember yesterday big. bright red pimple right there and It's. all Oh, man. Yeah. I have like a giant. red pimple right here right now. So, I. was like, "Kate, can you just like make. this not red?" So, you're wearing. makeup? No. So, she like selftanned that.

pimple is what I like to call it. It's. no It's no problem for you to wear. makeup, man. It is a problem actually. cuz I don't I don't do it. And I I wear. tanner on my redness. That is all I do. Like you wear makeup. That is all I do. But man, somehow you wear makeup. I've. done it like two or three times. I did. it on the music video shoot, too. I was. like the music video shoot, I had like. two giant pimples. I was like, "Hey, Kate, can you cover this up for the. video?" I walk in, Harper goes, "Do you. have makeup on right now?" I was like, "How do you notice every time?" I.

noticed everything. I genuinely don't. understand. I was going to do it, too, when we were at the music video shoot. He was like, "Can you cover this up?". And I was like, "Yeah." And so I grabbed. my makeup bag. Oh, sorry. My covering. pimple bag. Thank you. And is that mine? No, that's mine. Yours is in your lap. Wait, what were you going to do to me? Anyways, you were like, "Oh, yeah." I. was like, "Oh, yeah." And I I was about. to do it in the room with everyone and. you were like, "No, no, no." And he made. me go do it in the bathroom. Okay. No, no, I didn't. Wow. You were that. embarrassed? No. Oh, that's. embarrassing. No, no, I didn't make her. do it in the bathroom because of that.

There was good lighting in the bathroom. and I had to make her do it in the. bathroom. No, we had the lights in. Actually, the lighting in the bathroom. was trash. Well, no, because the. bathroom I assumed the bathroom and the. lighting would be good. I assumed. I. never been to that bathroom before. And. it was the other bathroom. It was the. guest bathroom, not that one bathroom. And I was like, Kate normally does my. makeup bad. No offense. Not my makeup. I'm She normally covers my She does it. often. No. And I'm talking I do this. like three times a year for like a video. or something or like a photo shoot and I.

cover like a tiny pimple that that I may. or may not have at the time. Why are you. so embarrassed? Because listen, okay, I. did not hide in the bathroom. I thought. there'd be good lighting because. normally when she does it, I'm like, Kate, this doesn't look natural at all. And so I was like, she needs good. lighting in the bathroom so she doesn't. make me look stupid. That's crazy. because every time I'm like, "Does that. look good to you?" And you're like, "Yeah, it looks great." I say, "I don't. know. You're the one that does it.". Well, apparently it doesn't cuz she. notices it every time. No, it's just. obvious when like someone's wearing. makeup. Okay. Who are you trying to look.

good for, man? You know what? Maverick. used to wear makeup every day. Not every. day. That's right. I used to wear it. when I was like 17 and 18. You were the. born to dream concealer and you were. wearing the same concealer. Maverick. bought concealer from Walmart. That's. embarrassing. Born This Way concealer. He did not buy it from Walmart. And you. you bought the same exact concealer. What do you mean he didn't buy it from. Walmart? Not the Too Faced one. And when. I first started dating him, I saw it. sitting on the bathroom counter. I was. like, "Oh, there it is." Wow. Now, you. still had it that I don't still wear it.

for emergencies. But the thing is for e. you have a makeup emergency bag. I mean, that's even more embarrassing. I'm not. embarrassed by it. This is my makeup. emergency makeup. I I don't really break. out anymore, but if I was to have like a. big pimple pop up, I would put it on. Your emergency makeup kit. I would put. it on. I'm going to be on camera. Of. course, I'd put it on. Oh, wait. What? That's bad. I would have automatically. assumed he had like another girls. Yeah, but she just assumed it was. Actually, that thought did run through my mind. because I also found some other things.

Uhoh. In his bathroom. Oh, what other. girly things are M using in his. bathrooms? Uh-oh. There was like this. vanilla perfume thing. And then there. was also there was also some Starbucks. cards. And I was like, "What the I was. like, but it wasn't in his bathroom.". And I was like, "What is all this?" He. was like, "Oh, that was Kate's Christmas. gift." And I was like, "It's March." And. he was like, "Oh, yeah. I didn't give. her a Christmas gift this year." I'm. like, "But it's right here." Well, I. bought the gift. I just never gave it to. you, which is really bad. Wait. Yeah.

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Booking.com. booking dot. Yeah. Hold up. Got a. Christmas. I remember that now. He was. asking me about what to get you for. Christmas. What year was this? This. year? No. It was before the year they. started dating. It was the right before. I started dating. It was the year. before. He was like, "I need to get. Katie Christmas gift. Like she cleans so. much around here and like takes care of. like I need to get her like a Christmas. gift." And he's like, "What do I get. her? Where do I get her?" He's like, "I. don't want to get her something basic. like a candle. Like that's stupid." And. I was like, "M, I don't know. It ain't. that deep. Just like get her like a gift. card to Starbucks or something." And. then you never gave it to her. Well, I.

got whatever that stuff was and then. like $50 in Starbucks gift cards. Didn't. give it to you though. That's so sweet. But I decided you. didn't deserve it. That's so sweet, but. also so sad. Yeah. And then he never. gave it to you and used it for himself. Uh I mean, buying it is one thing. Wrapping it is like Yeah. You know, you. didn't have to wrap it or anything. You. could have just been like, "Here, Kate. Merry Christmas." Guys, I freaking fell. asleep in school today. Really? Really? I fell asleep on my bed today. Um. geometry. I'm so embarrassed. It's Yeah,

it's Did you like jump in your sleep? Yes. Oh my gosh. That's what I was about. to say. That's why you have to me all. the time. I was looking at my friend. like dozing off and then and then I. looked at her and then I went but like I. like jumped. I like went back and. jumped. It was really embarrassing. And. then the teacher like looked at me and. like looked back and also I go to. tutoring every morning or not every. morning but like sometimes. And does. that mean you're stupid? No. It means. you can't pass it on your own. It means. I'm studious. You have extra classes. It. means I'm studious. Studious. Yes. Sounds like stupid.

Well, don't worry. I didn't have a. student. You didn't have class. You. didn't do class. You choose choose not. to do class. Yeah, I dropped out. My. parents did graduate him early because. they was just that smart. No, think. about it. Anytime you hear graduated. early, what do you think of genius? Spell graduate. Super scientist. That's. me. They just gave up. They said he's. not going to college. He doesn't need. anything. What? I'm saving you from. spelling graduation. I want I want to. hear him say it. Oh, better yet, Cash. Can you tell us the months of the year. in order? Let me tell you something. A.

spelling be practicing. A spelling bee. or the months of the year does not. decide someone's IQ. Okay. What decides. someone's IQ is like their intelligence. and like uh I feel like more things. besides I feel like everybody over the. age of 10 should be able to state the. months of the year in order. And you. know, I have issues doing that because. I I'm dyslexic and that I mix things up. all the time. I go to tutoring, so I go. to and I mix I mix J and G up. Wait, you.

miss what? J and G. Do you spell Jesus? Like G E S. He did do that once. He did. I'm not going to lie. That's actually M. and Alice's favorite story. We said, "Okay, spell Jesus." He goes, "G." We. go, "Oh gosh, that's so embarrassing." For some. reason, He said spell ceiling. He said. S. Wow. My Door Dash is trying to literally. Wait, is he here? No. Oh, but I just got. a a message from Door Dash. Treat. yourself to Fat Shack.

Dang. All right, Door Dash. You're down. bad. Oh my gosh. It's okay. Cash has. like concealer on. So, yeah. Okay, Mav. I have a question. So, when when you. found this Christmas gift that you had. bought me but never gave me, instead of. just being like, "Oh, I'll give it to. her now," you just threw it away. You. kind of did the hard part. I think I. just gave it to Kinsey. What? He He put. it in a drawer with all the other stuff. that he put in drawers. This man just. throws like gift card. So, can I get my. Christmas present? Credit cards around. I don't know if that is Starbucks cards.

are still there. Kenzie, do you use my. Christmas present? He bought me a. Christmas present and you you said no. It's mine now. It was a year and a half. later. That's crazy. Also, I'm kind of. confused why you didn't give it to her. You guys met. It would have been 2. months before. Yeah. I feel like that's. all I have given because buying it is. take them until we were married. What? Wait, what? That's even worse. When I. started cleaning out the room and. throwing stuff away. Oh, so you stole. her Christmas gift. Okay, real talk. If.

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please and test me my So good. Test my. intelligence without spelling me or. months of the year and I will ace it. all. Okay. Spell ceiling without. spelling. Oh, okay. Uh, say the months. of the year. I'm asking AI to give me a. hard trick question here. Okay. I can. get anything. You think you can get. anything? Anything besides spelling or. the months of the year? And the months. of the year I'm actually pretty sure. Yeah, there's a literal calendar right. there like out. Yeah, but it's only it's. stuck on February. So, you have 10. seconds to answer. Okay. Easy. 10. seconds. Easy. After I finish talking.

Easy, easy. A farmer has 10 sheep and. all but seven run away. Later, he buys. three more sheep. Then half of his flock. gets eaten by talked. Wait, how much? I. hate questions like this. I'm zoning. out. Oh my gosh. A farmer has 10 sheep. and all but seven sheep run away. Later, he buys three more sheep and then half. of his flock gets eaten by wolves. overnight. How many sheep does he have. left starting now? Nine. Eight. I have this seven. He has like.

six and a half sheep. How does one have six and a half? No. Yes, he has five. First of all, don't have to you knew. that. That was the easiest answer ever. How many had 10 sheep? It was a trick. question. 10 sheep. Yeah, he loses. All. but seven run away. Okay, bet. He gets. three more sheep. Bet. No. No. All but. seven. All but seven. Yeah. So Oh, so he. has seven. All but seven. So three run. away. He buys three more. It's like a.

trick question. Like you idiot. Oh, ask. me another one. Ask me another one. The. other sheep died and the other. Yeah, that's that's that's exactly my point. I. added all the sheep. I added three more. So 13. So six and a half. That's true. Yes. Yes. Already six and a half sheep. One is enough. No, I I won. So a farmer. No. No. I win. No. Have y'all seen those. real where it's like talking about a. math question and it's like Susie was 10.

feet under the water and then she swam. five meters and then and then you see. like a girl and she's like above the. pool swimming in midair. Have you seen. those reals? No. Wow. All right. What. was yours, Harper? Um well, what's it. called? Susie was swimming. Nobody knew. what you were talking about. No, no one. did. No. Um so basically a farmer rode. to his farm on Saturday. He stayed there. for one day. Okay. But he rode back on. Friday. Okay. How long was he there for? So a farmer was.

a farmer rode on his horse. The horse's. name was Friday, dude. No, I knew that. You would never. know that. Yeah, I did know that one. That was from I Carly. You knew that? Yeah, of course I did. I was in so deep. on that. All right, Mav. Ask me another. one. And I don't want anybody's help or. interruptions. Yeah, I'm kidding. All. right. I hate these. Let me hear it, please. His name was I mean, I haven't. read this one. I don't like this one, though. Well, then don't ask me that. one. What vegetable makes you cry? 5 4 3. 2 1 Onion. Yep. Got it wrong. Do you.

guys feel like we're lowkey kind of um. you know how I Carly they they had like. a little competition with that? Should. we do that? Little competition with. what? The horses Friday. And then and. then Neville won the competition. Okay. No one knows. I don't know what you're. talking about. Actually, Neville was the. one who's like I I will rule you. You'll. ru this day. Oh, you know, one time I got on a random. business call for something like a brand. deal or something. I don't even know. And Neville was on it. Yeah. Cash. It. was just me, this other guy, and.

Neville and Cash's phone is Neville from. IIC Carly. Well, I. met it so random. He. met from Henry Danger. He's in one of my. posts cuz Oh, I don't I've never watched. Henry Danger. Was that at the Kids. Choice Awards? It was so cool. And then. his son. So, at first I walked up to him. and I was like, "Oh, Schwaz." And then. he was like, "Yes." And I was like, "Wait, is that his real name or his?". No, his acting name. So, I kind of felt. bad. I was like, "Shwaz." And then he. was like, "Hello." And he doesn't. actually sound like that, but like.

that's how he sounds in the movie. And I. was like, "Hi." Or the show. And I was. like, "Hi, can I get a photo?" And he. was like, "Yes." And then his son. recognized me. And then he uh all of a. sudden and then like Schwaz got very. nice after that. A I'm sure he was nice. before. He was nice before obviously, but like he got even nicer after that. Matt, do you have one bud? I do. Okay. Are you ready? I haven't fully read the. question, so if it sounds stupid halfway. through, just cut me off. All right, here we go. A thief steals a bag of. coins from a merchant and escapes on a. horse traveling 20 m an hour. The. merchant, furious, chases him on a fast.

interrupted. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I I asked for no. interruptions and I got one. All. right. A thief steals a bag of gold. coins from a merchant and escapes on a. horse traveling 20 m an hour. The. merchant furiously chases him on a. faster horse at 25 mph. The thief has a. 2-hour head start and the merchant. begins his pursuit exactly 2 hours after. the thief. However, the thief drops half.

his coins after 1 hour of riding and. stops for exactly 1 hour to gather them. before continuing at the. [Laughter]. same wasn't even over yet. Well, the the. set distance would be equal to 20 +. 202. No one knows what you're saying. I. was expecting like the Friday one. Meredith bought 75 watermelons. Those. kind of questions. Yeah. And she ate 25.

The merchant went off two hours later. and approximately went 25. I got one. Okay. If you say what I think you're. going to say. What? I don't He can't hear that. He. can't hear you. Sorry. Okay. Well, I. said it. Okay. All right. Well, I don't. know what Matt said, but Johnny ate or. Johnny has 100 burgers. Okay. Is cash. Johnny like him. Did Johnny eat Johnny. has 100 burgers. Okay. And Johnny ate 90.

of them in a day. How many does Johnny. have now? 10. None. I didn't even hear the question. Johnny has 100 burgers, but he ate 90 of. them in a day. How many burgers does. Johnny have now? 10. 10. Math. What does the question start? Oh my gosh. What? Dude, you Johnny had. 90 burgers or Johnny had 100 burgers. He. ate 90 burgers in a day. How many does. he have left? Johnny had 100 and he ate. 90. Johnny has 100 burgers. He ate 90 of.

them in a day. How many does Johnny have. now? 100. How many days have passed? Just the one. That's the whole thing. Okay. Well, then. he has 100 burgers. Nope. Johnny has no. burgers cuz Johnny died from eating too. many burgers. That was You're so stupid. That's a realistic one. Y'all aren't. realistic. Oh, I guess Johnny has a,000. gallons of water. He drinks 900 of them. How much does he have left? Not Johnny's.

dead because he drank too much water. anymore. That's exactly and it's exactly what. Cash would do because I feel like he. would drink a thousand. Okay, never. mind. Okay, fine. I got one. I got one. Ready? Mhm. Wait, let me think about it. Somebody else talk for a second. Uh, one. time today. She goes, "Okay." Yeah. No, y'all want to know something? I do. Beep. We're back. Hey. Hey. Harper had. something to talk about that we can't. talk about. And that's okay. We We'll. talk about We'll talk about it later. Cash. I can cry without eyes and fly.

without wings. What am I? An angel. He's in so deep right now. Okay. Wait, what? What was I'm not. really good at written. I was asking for. like a math. You think you're better at. math? Yeah, that's my strongest. question. I can cry without eyes and fly. without wings. What am I? I can fly cry. without eyes. I hate riddles. And fly. without wings. I'm so good at them. Oh, here's a good one for cash. Okay, bet. Better be math. I'm not going to lie.

I'm so bored of this. How many months? No. Oh, it was clouds. Clouds. No. How. many months have 28 days? One. All the. except for February. Frick. Wait, that's. a trick question. Okay. All of them do. But actually, to answer your question, actually, only one. And don't you all sit here and. tell me that all of them have 28 days. because yes, all of them do, but not all. of them only have 28 days. You're a.

smart cookie. Okay, this is great. Let's. move on. These are so boring. I'm. flexing here. Wait, hold on. What's. that? On the years that February doesn't. have 28 days, how many days does it. have? 28. You know what I'm saying? 31. No. February. I'm looking at it right now on. the calendar. 29. Does that say 29? Really? Wait. Oh, yeah. 29. Yep. You're right. All. right. 28. Wait, what? Really? Anyway, move on. This year I did have 20. Okay,

ready, Cash. A clock strikes six times. in 5 seconds. How long does it take to. strike 12 times? Wait, I swear Matt has not had to say. one without being interrupted. What? These are just so boring. Okay, fine, Kate. We'll do it your way. Yeah. So, today I was really tired and I. didn't even want to get on the podcast. and uh you know, I really uh just didn't. want to do anything today besides eat in. my bed and be skinny. Oh, no. But those. two things don't work at the same time.

No, they don't my bed and be scared. Yeah. Yeah. So, I blame Cash. Yeah. I. blamed him for not letting me u be a. bozo. Yeah. I also I also blame for not. letting me sleep tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Because he existed. Yeah. Mhm. And then. didn't exist cuz he left me. Yeah. So. then I couldn't sleep again. Mhm. But. then he came back and I still couldn't. sleep because he already ruined my sleep. once. Yeah. And so now I can never sleep. forever. Why are you making me sound. like that? Cuz that's how you sound,

man. No, I don't. I talk with enthusiasm. in my voice. Talk with enthusiasm real. quick. Let's see it. I just did. Okay. Well, that's crazy. The farmer has 10 cows. Okay. This guy stinks. Okay. No, no. cows. No cows. All right. Farmer has no. cows. I guess cash has no cows. Listen, I do. I'm fine. I have a fun game. I. have a joke. This is called another. game. Oh, you got a joke. podcast. We. might as well hear a joke. Yeah. Uh it. might make you l Oh.

Uh anyways, a cow is standing on a. ground. Oh yeah. You going to talk about. cows, but I don't. A cow is standing on. a ground. What is it called? Wait, what? A cow is standing on a ground beef. Ground beef. Yes. Hilarious. Why is. somebody loling? Wow, that's funny. I. got a game. It's called It's called Am I. Telling the Truth or Am I Telling a Lie? So, two truths and one lie. No, it's. just Am I telling a truth or am I. telling a lie? So, two truths and a lie. One truth and one lie. No, it's it's one. it's one thing. Can you please say one. statement and everyone says if it's a.

truth or a lie? Yes, it is. It will be. one statement. Wow. And you guys must. ask. What a good game you invented. And. now you guys talk so much that I forgot. the statement. Oh my gosh. So, one truth. and one lie. No, it's just a statement. and we have to guess if it's a truth or. a lie. That's so stupid. No, it's just. one. It's like the reverse. No, Cash. No. Why? Why, Harper? Why? Why? Why? No, I want to do a truth. Two. truths and one lie. cuz that's what I. became prepared with. No, it's going to. be okay. Just let him know. No, no, no, no. Trust me. We're going to do two. truths and a lie. Harper, no. I said I.

It's going to be fine. I know, but it's. not because I It came with one truth and. a lie. So, what was it? Man, it was so. good. Okay, I have mine. Can I go? Yeah, you go. Wait, are you just saying one. statement or Am I saying one lie and one. truth? No, this is just a statement. Wait, we're just saying statement? Just. one statement. Well, no, it's not a. statement. I don't know if this requires. a statement or a question. I get the. point. Are we What are we pointing? No, we're going to Okay. My gosh. We're. going to play two truths and a lie next. We can do that next. But Oh, I'm sorry. I was I was saying for now we can play.

the statement game. Okay, let's play the. statement game. I'll go first. Okay. Cash sweats a lot in bed. So, every. night I wake up and roll over and find. that he is sleeping on a towel. So, is. this supposed to be Are we guessing if. it's true or false? Yeah. Well, that. would be true. Yes. Yeah. See, that was. easy. That was Well, I'm glad we got the. guess. Just that was just insulting the. game. Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. Um, one. time did I pee on honey? Did you? I hope that's a lie. Does.

anybody want to guess if that's true or. false? It's false. It's false. I'm I'm. going to actually guess it's true. I'm. going to say false. It is true. She ran. under the stream. It was not my fault. I. was peeing outside. Honey's crazy. Stella, too. She got some splash as. well. This is false cuz that is disgusting. Hey, just cuz it's disgusting doesn't. mean it's false. No, you should have. said something so we could give them a. bath. Tell us. I mean, dogs are dirty, man. They didn't No, dogs pee on. themselves. I've literally kissed.

Stella's back before. No, Stella does. not pee on herself. That girl spreads. her legs so far. Stella's got the craziest stance when. she's going to the bathroom. You know. that stance that Kate does sometimes. with her toes pointed different? That's. how Stella goes to the bathroom. That is. true. Sometimes I look out and like. Stella and Honey are like going to the. bathroom and sink and Stella just looks. way more like proper. Not proper, but. cleaner with it. So, um I wish you would. have told us when you pee hair gets. stuck in her pee. All right, I got a. statement. Okay, statement. That's. crazy. Incoming statement. I once.

squeezed eggs out of a snake. Ew. Why do. I feel like it's true? That is true. That's true. Yeah, true. That's true. If. it were coming out of anyone else's. mouth, I'd say false. No. Kenzie. wouldn't have just Kenzie wouldn't have. just thought of that. I feel like you. think I'm an idiot. No, I just think. maybe she's trying to bait us. She could be, but no, she definitely. squeezed eggs out of a snake before. Watch my idea. Okay. Okay, I got one. I got one. This.

one is for Maverick and Kenzie. Um, you. guys remember the other day when we were. getting stuff out of the cars and I was. like, "Oh, guys, I just scratched your. car. I'm so sorry." Remember that? Yeah. So, did I scratch your car then? Or did. I scratch it two months ago and I never. told you and I felt like I should tell. you guys and I was finding the proper. way to do it, so I told you then. That. is crazy to act like you just. accidentally scratched it in front of us. instead of telling us beforehand. Did I? Did you? I mean, if you scratched my car two.

months ago, just didn't tell us cuz you. were worried about it. I mean, that's. pretty crazy. Yeah. Well, did I? Well, did you? Yeah. Did you? Now you tell the. truth. Did you hit it with our with your. door? Uh, did I? I was wondering how a. TV could do that cuz it was kind of deep. and I was like, that's kind of crazy. Wait, you guys actually believe that? No, I mean I believe it. Wait, what was. it? A truth or a lie? Oh, that was a. lie. I scratched their car the other day. with with the TV and I was like, I. scratched your car. But I was telling. the truth just now. I didn't do it two.

months ago. Okay. Okay. Wow. Kings. wasn't as good. That's all right, though. Uh, I only I got you guys. We. all have flops now. Um, okay. I won. I. can solve a Rubik's cube in 24 seconds. False. False. Um, false. I believe it. Well, can't you just flopped? I can only. solve one in 30 seconds. And there's no. way you're faster than me. You can't. solve one in 30 seconds cuz I know that. I'm faster at a Rubik's cube than Oh my. gosh. Ain't no one solving a Rubik's. cube. Nobody's solving a Rubik's cube if. I mix it up. Yes, I mix them up. Good.

Where's my I can guarantee I can solve a. Rubik's cube faster than everyone in. this room except Alex. Matt, do you have. a Maverick? You're such a liar. How am I. a liar? What do you mean? Because we You. had this conversation with me before and. we sat down and you did it like 20 times. and you couldn't beat my score. Wait, that was shuffling cards. We never We. also did that and I beat you in that. too. We shuffled cards. We did not do. the Rubik's cube. We did do the Rubik's. cube. No, ma'am. Yes, we did at my. house. No, ma'am. Yes, we did. Oh, and.

your crappy Rubik's cube. Oh yeah, she. got a little crappy one. No, I got a. speed cube. I'm just like a speed cube. Speed cube. That's not what they're. called. Yeah. Oh, M has a speed cube. Yeah. And it's it's really good, actually. Y'all can judge while you. want. It's a good que. Let's play the. the two truths in a lie game now. I'm so. sore from pacing. Pacing from pacing? Yes. I was pacing across my room the. other day and it was Why were you pacing. across your room? You pacing your room. so hard you got sore? What the What type.

of pacing were you doing? I was very worried. Okay. About what? Nothing. Just work. Yeah, just work. All. right, let's play two ju. Who wants to. go first? You. No. I can go first. Wait. Wait. I didn't get to make a statement. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Yes. Did Yes, he did. I didn't. Okay. All right. Make. a statement. Let's hear it. Okay. Dude. Yeah. Make your statement. Like, he. doesn't even have a state. Why you got. to interrupt me? Final statements. Come. on. Okay. Final statements.

When I first told Kinsey I loved her, I. didn't mean it. That's a lie. Yeah, that's a lie. There. there has to be a lie. Well, you know, Kenzie, I'm going to hope that it's a. lie, but that is true. That is so not true. No, I'm actually. serious. It's true. Uh-oh. That. shouldn't have been said on a podcast. Why would you say that? Actually, because it's true. Are you being. serious? When did you say you loved her. first and why would you lie? You are so. cooked. No, it came out accidentally and.

then you're like, "Oh, I can't take it. back." Yeah. No, I know what that means, right? Yeah. You That's what I'm saying, dog. Like when cuz you you're like, "All. right, bye. Love you." to your mom or. something like that. Or it's like, "All. right, bye. Love you." I've accidentally. told waiters like, "Thanks. Love you.". Like, "Oh, dang it." Yeah. No, I know. I. know. It's a lie. Yeah. Stop trying to. cover that up. I don't I'm serious. Like. I teach her my mom. No, I'm I'm serious. When did you tell her you loved her for. the first time? And why would you lie. about it? Wait, pause. No, wait, Kenzie. Do you remember when he told you the. first time? Yes. What was it? How'd it. go? I love you. Like he said I love you.

Yeah. Well, obviously we know that. Actually, actually I said I love you. first. Oh. Oh. And then he had and then. and then he like basically told me not. to say that and then he told me he love. He said don't say that ever again. Oh my god. And then she started crying. and I felt bad. I said I love you. I. did. I did start crying. And then I said. I had to say I love you. Wow. I mean I. think the story actually is true now. No, it's not true. It is true. It is.

very much true. Sorry. Wait, you actually started crying? Yes. I'm going to start crying again. Why. would you say that? Don't cry. Don't. cry. It's in the past. We're married. I. love you. I love you. It's fine. Everything's fine. Wait, why did you. tell her to not say that? What? Oh, just. it was too soon. No. No. Just How soon. was it? When did you tell him this? Like. on the first date? No. Oh my gosh. Don't. act. You're such a liar. April fools. Got you. It's actually April 1st today, so I have.

to get one in there. Okay, whatever. Are you crying? Are you really crying? Wow, I did good. Yeah. No, that's. horrible. That's like a form of mental. abuse to make her cry. This is Okay, that's called April Fools. Yeah, this is. my favorite holiday. Don't take it away. from me. I made both of my friends cry. today for April Fools cuz I said I was. moving to LA for You got me so good. actually with that. Yeah, I was at the. Chick-fil-A drive-thru and I was like, "Oh, no." And you were like five snaps. deep. Like, you were like playing it. I. was like, "Whoa, don't cry. I'm fine.

I'm recovering." Okay. And I can't. believe you just lied to the entire. world like that. It's April Fool's Day. April Fools is my favorite national. favorite holiday. And same. I love April. Fools. Love it more than anything. More. than anything. Not funny. Didn't laugh. More than anything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, there was still something that I would. like to hit on. Yeah. Out of that story. Yeah. Uh why did you tell him to never. say that again? I'll be honest. I don't. remember any part of that story. I was.

very happy when you didn't ask me. Okay. Well, Kenzie, why did he say that? Oh, we had had a ser Well, first he had. asked me when do I think is an. appropriate time to say I love you. I'm. assuming cuz he didn't have the courage. to just say. Is that so deep? Or is that. is it really that deep? Or actually, I I. think it is. I mean, it is pretty deep. Yeah, it's. pretty deep. So, how'd it go? He had. asked. me probably like a day or two before, when is like the appropriate time to be. able to say I love you because he didn't.

have the courage to say I love you. I. think what a stupid question to phrase. it that way. You asked that. Wait, what. a girl thing to say. No, she phrased. that so bad. Dude, you're so Did you. have your makeup on while you said it, too, man? Maybe I did, but that wouldn't. matter. The appropriate time to say that. I love you. Hey buddy, you're wearing. makeup. Oh, good thing. Good thing I got. my Starbucks gift card with me. I'm a. vanilla perfume. I mean, so I don't remember exactly how he said. it, but we had a conversation like that.

He was definitely like, "Oh, so when's. the time to say that I love you?" Well, that sounds asine. And I definitely. didn't say it that way. What's Nobody knows what that means. What? Oh my gosh. How many times we got. to tell you stop using words above seven. letters. No one knows what they mean. Seven and under. That is under. Asinine. Yeah. There's no way as under. seven letters. That is a S I D.

D. Acid. You got to spell acid first. They say you spell acid wrong as well. Wait. A acid. A S I. Oh. Acid. Acid. That's how you spell acid, right? Why is no one telling me right? Yes, that's how you spell acid. But I didn't. say acid. A s e d. Asinine. Seven. letters. Nine. A c. Is that? No. A s.

Yes. Acid. A s i. N i n e. N i n. So a s. i n i n. Is that the whole word? No. E. E. Yeah. So that's seven letters. Seven. letters. Yeah. Okay. Did I say seven and under? Did I. say under seven? You said seven. I don't. know. But if you can't do a sevenletter. word, that's a problem. Okay. Well, no. one else could either. So, all right. So, I think we should all really stop. interrupting Kinsey now and let her tell. your little girly story.

Conversation and then a few days go by. and then we had another really deep. conversation. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're saying everything too fast. I. can't soak it all in. That's too acidy. for me. Asine. Someone give him the. definition. That's my new favorite word. No, Mav came to you. Do you want the. definition? Should we just let him use. it? Yeah, we should we should just not. use the definition of the word. Um, so. you Mav, what happened? I just need to know the story. You need. to relax when to say that. And then a.

couple days later, we were having a. different. conversation that was really personal. Like what what what he said? What y'all. saying in it? Can't tell you it was. personal. No. A and then about an hour. after that. conversation, I told Mav I love him and. he was like, "Do not tell me that just. cuz I told you some personal stuff about. me and don't don't say that." Wow, she's. really changing the vernacular right. now.

Dude, what? It's preposterous the way. you form. Oh my god. And did you cry. when he said that? Yes. Wow. Do not say. you love me, please. Is that That's So. wait then who said I love you after. that? When was the first time after. that? Oh then then does it was like we said. when I said statement it was a lie. Yeah. We'd like to hear from Kinsey. Oh. then I explained to him how I can say I. love you whenever I want to say I love. you and.

you said that some sort of those words. and that I was not saying that just. because of our one conversation. And. then he was like, "Oh, okay. Well, fine. Then I love you." Wait, then you. followed it up with, "I love you." I. don't know. You told her not to say it. Then like seconds later, you said it. back. It was like an hour and a half. long conversation. Okay, that's still. not very long. An hour and a half later, you told her you love her. Fine. I love. you then. I'm not saying I told you he already. knew he loved me two days before. It. just took him two days for courage. How.

long were you guys into dating when you. said this? I don't know. Yes, you do. A. month. Oh, no idea. I actually really I. don't remember. I feel like you have to. Wait, do you remember? Cash and I were. saying I love you before we were dating. because we had been talking so much. We. were talking when we were 12. That was. Okay. So, when did you say that was my. go-to? Oh, wait. Cash. Wait. When did. you say and you meant it? Uh, what? Probably I meant it pretty good on the. wedding day. Okay. Real good then. Okay. Yeah. I love you. Harper, have you ever.

said I love you on accident? Yeah. I. mean, I've been like, "All right, bye. I. love you. See you tomorrow." No. Have. you ever told a guy you love him? Yes. I. accidentally told my like ex I was like. we were on call or like in the car or. something and I was like, "All right, night. I love you. See you in the. morning." And I say that to my mom every. single night. I'm like, "All right, night. I love you. See you in the. morning." And I gave her two. Did you. Did you give him that? Whoa. No, no, no. I kissed her on the cheek cuz we made it. up in Minnesota and we um she she's. right. This is my mom. She. go night night. Let me see the morning.

And then um and then and then I walked. out of uh his car and I was like, "All. right, night. I love you more." I mean I. mean and then Yeah. It was a whole. thing. Yeah. Was it awkward after that? And then no, he he was like, "It's fine. Don't worry about it." I remember the. time you told me that you love me and I. was like, "Wow, does he mean it?" Was. one time after Cash, you know, had. called it off cuz he was calling it off. every month and a half and you were. like, "Maybe he means it this time." I. remember I didn't No, there was this one. time that like it was okay because we. had not talked to each other for like 6.

months and then we started talking to. each other again like as you know. Wait, why didn't y'all talk for six months? Oh, probably cuz she called it off, but. it's not really that important to hear. the traumatic I I would love to hear the. traumatic story. I did I did share a bit. about this in um the interview. Can we. title this episode the first time I said. I love you? Well, we never got to play. two shoes in a lie. Well, I know, but. the title of that Yeah. Yeah. I think. that's a good title. The first time I. said I love you. Okay. Yeah. You say.

your story and then I'm going to say. mine. Well, I don't know if I should. share the full story because I shared a. lot of this in our. our other video. Oh, yeah. Don't say that. We're not allowed. to announce that yet for like a good. like month. Quiet. Anyways, I will give. you guys I gave I'll give you guys kind. of like a rundown, but you guys will get. the full story in detail later. Um, anyways, so pretty much Cash and I had. been like on and off texting and stuff.

for a couple years. And when I was. almost 14, so it was the end of eighth. grade. Him and I almost 14. 13 years. old. No, no, no, no. This is a key. point. This is a key point. Okay. The. fact that I wasn't 14 yet is huge. Oh, yeah. So, I was 13 and I was getting my. braces off in like a week and then like. 2 or 3 days later was going to be my. 14th birthday and I was hyper. There's. no way you were just waiting for the. braces to come off. Cash, no. I had to. see what she looked like underneath. No, it's even worse. I had like a week until.

I was getting my braces off and I was so. excited. Like for months I was like, I'm. going to get my braces off and I get to. show Cash like what I look like without. braces. Like this is so exciting. like. two or three days before I go to get my. braces off, he just never answers my. text again. Ever for six months. straight, he didn't stop texting. Heartbreaking. We had been texting every. day, facetiming every day. And one day. when he's at VidCon in 2018 with whoever. the heck he was with, he decides he's. going to stop texting me. And so he. didn't text me. And I got my braces off. and I didn't get to show him what I look.

like without my braces. And he didn't. text me happy birthday. And I remember. after I got my braces off and he didn't. text me, I was waiting and I was like, "Surely he's going to text me on my. birthday." Like he knows my birthday is. next week. We were just talking about it. and he didn't text me on my birthday. And then this guy sounds like a jerk. Yeah. Like this guy sounds horrible. And. so I after about a month really slow. down. I really want to take it in. You're dropping a lot of bombs. Okay. So after about a month because I. sent my last snap to him. It was normal.

like we were like texting and. Snapchatting and so I sent him like a. random snap and then he takes a few. hours to answer and I'm like, "Oh, that's weird." Like he usually responds. pretty quickly and he didn't. After like. a day or two, I was like, "I did. something wrong." And I like was like. panicking inside and I I couldn't just. keep snapping him or anything. And so. like after like a week, I like double. snapped and I was like, "Hey, like what. you up to?" He didn't answer. And after. about a month, because I don't think I. sent anything after that. After a month, he opened my snaps and you know, you can. see when someone opens it and then he.

never responded. And I was like, he left. you open. He left me unopen, but I was. like, well, I'm not going to keep. reaching out to him when clearly he. doesn't want to talk to me. So, for 6. months straight, we did not talk. Yeah, that took some guts to not snap him back. all the time. Yeah. Let me tell you. something about that. Yeah. Let me tell. you something about that little story. you told. What? Um, do you do you what? Do you remember what happened right. before that? No. What? Oh, she doesn't remember. She.

just She just slipped her mind. Just. poof, it's gone. Just like that. Yeah. Uh, you don't remember when you uh. dropped me and started talking to the. other guy and started lying about it? Started talking to Mitchell. We got all. into this. We got I gave you guys all. the details. And you started lying about. it to me and locking me out of the house. party. Whoa. Oh, locking you out of the. house party. I don't know if you guys. know what House Party is, but it was a. group FaceTime app and you could see. when your friends were on FaceTime with.

other people and she was on FaceTime. with this other guy and she always. locked the party. Let me say something. Yeah, I went into full detail about this. and you guys will get to know it soon, but do we want to keep talking about it. now? I've heard this story. So, I'm. pretty sure we've talked about it on the. podcast a little bit. I've heard the. house part. I don't know. Okay. Okay. I. don't think Well, I guess we'll stop. talking about it because we we are. coming out with a uh a physical paper. object. Wait, why can't we say it? Uh. starts with B and ends with No, no, now.

you gave it away. Cuz it starts with a B. and ends with a U. Wait. Okay, but can I. tell you something? It's physical paper. We're coming out with something that. might be something like we just said. Uh. but it's not going to be out for for. like a month or so. Soy maybe or like. probably two months. Pooky. Probably two. to three months. Let me tell you. something. I don't get all the lore. So, we're putting a bunch of our deep. stories in there that we haven't said on. the pod and stuff. It's stuff we want to. say on the pod, but just But you can't. Yeah. So, that that is to be continued. Yeah. Well, so basically, let me just.

tell you something. I literally got. brainwashed by this guy. Really? Okay. Did you been there? Been there. Yeah. So, why is it so easy to do as a guy, man? I mean, I brainwashed so many. girls. And by the way, I never hung out. with him either, so that's even odd. But. um that's by the way. Yes. Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter. No. But yeah, I was. literally brainwashed by him. He he he. was like, "I love you so much. Love you. Love you." And then Wait, you were. brainwashed or you just fell for him? No, I both. Like literally, it was so. bad. I think girls throw around the word.

brainwashed where they mean I fell. That's a heavy word to throw around. I'm. just saying. Okay. Brainwashed may not. be the correct word, but maybe it's like. led on. I don't think we use the word. Let's not use the word brainwash. That's. above seven letters. Okay, remember the. rules. Five letters. Brainwashed is. literally eight. No. Oh my gosh, you're. even worse. Okay. Well, did you say. brainwashed is eight? Brainwash is B R A. Brain I N W. Did I spell it wrong? Don't.

tell me I spelled it wrong. You just. spit. I know I spit. I have a spelling. problem. Everybody knows this. B R A I N. W A S H E D. It's 11 letters. That is. way over the minimum. Minimum is over. the minimum. What? Minimum is over the. minimum. That is That's over the. maximum. It's over the maximum. All. right. Well, yeah. So, yeah. One night. he was like he was like, "Okay, but I. love you on accident." And he was like, "Crap." So, he called me back and he was. like, "Sorry, I usually say that to my.

friends." And I was like, "Oh, what? Friends?" Yeah. He was like, "Sorry, I. usually say that to my friends. That's. like I didn't mean to say I love you.". Cuz I remember like the first time we. were ever talking, he was like, "Yeah, I. I think it's kind of weird how people. say I love you so easily." And then he. said that and I was like, "Yeah." And. then um like a month later he was like, "Yeah, I could have just used her for. clout." I was like, "Could have told you that." And I. literally posted a TikTok about him. Not. actually like about him, but I was like, "I have a crush." Yeah. Yeah. It didn't.

work out. Well, that's good. Anyways, didn't work out. Yeah. Hope you learned. I have a voice lesson after this. I had. a life lesson about that in your book. I. didn't. even I didn't even tell you guys when I. remember though. So anyways, skip. forward the whole drama of us like. ghosting each other. Um Cash and I. started talking again and we had been. like this was like six months later. We. had been texting and about 3 weeks into. like us texting again. He he was kind. enough to actually say it to me this. time. I don't think we should keep. talking. And I was like okay. And so at.

least he told me this time so we we. don't talk for like a day or two. And. then he randomly texts me first and he's. like I miss talking to you. And I was. like, "I miss talking to you, too." And. like I was really sad and I was like. crying and stuff. And then um yeah, he. said, "I love you." Over text message. Yeah. He was like cash. He was like, "What?" Obviously it meant something to. her. Yeah. I remember him saying it cuz. I was like, "I miss talking to you, too." And he was like, "I know. Like I.

miss talking to you. I love you." And I. was like, "Show your friends." Kenzie, you see. that facial expression she just made? She was like this instead of, "Don't say. that again. Yeah, that's so bad. I Kate text me. back. She's like, unsend that right now. Y'all laughing, but I definitely know. there's times when people have said I. love you and y'all are like, "Oh, no. Don't don't say that." I say I love you. to all my friends though, you know. But. not like guys, of course. No. In a. relationship when somebody if somebody. says that, man, it is kind of like.

freak. I still say I love you to my ex. though cuz we're just good friends. Well, that's good. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah. Um, what? So, what? I'm glad you have enough love to go. around. Yeah, there's enough love to go. around. I'm pretty loveable, you know. I. wouldn't I wouldn't say that. Uh, I I. mean, like he he said it first. Hey, man. We never turned on these lights. behind y'all. Hey. Oh, we've been pretty. dull back here. I knew something. Don't. worry, I got it. So, uh, he starts.

laughing to himself. I wouldn't say that. to him. Is he going to to your ex? No, but we do really still love each other. Are y'all still together? Move your. head. No, we've been together for three. years. And what? You've been together. three years? Yeah. Well, I guess like. you dated someone for 3 years. Yeah. On. and off. On and off for three years. Oh. my gosh. No. Yeah. We Me and him were a. thing for like 3 years on and off. But. like he cheated obviously multiple. times. But we still say I love you as. friends. No. And we still go to dinner.

together. That's pretty weird to be. honest. No, it's not. We're friends and. we go to dinner together. And I think. we're even going to dinner tonight. Sounds like you're you're dating. currently. No, we're not. I'm talking. somebody that we know. Yes. And I'm. talking to a person right now. Wait, why. why though would you tell your ex that. you love him still after you've broken. up? Cuz we do. And And why would you. continue to go on dates with Okay. Yeah, because I go on dates with my friends. Like like Brooke for instance. I go on a. date with her like almost every night.

I'm not talking about girls. I'm talking. about why do you go on I know. But. that's not a date. I don't date my guy. friends. I know. I know. But I still go. to dinner with my friends. So I like. literally no dinner in a dinner date. On. Sunday and night we went to Waterburger. together and I didn't have any lashes or. makeup on and he was like, "Dang, you. look pretty ugly right now." Like as a. joke cuz we're friends. Duh. What? Sounds like you're flirting. So y'all. are chill with it. So it sounds like. we're chilling. Guys and girls cannot be. friends without one of them catching. That's We do not like each other and we.

just say I love you. Whoa, slow down. We're getting ahead of ourselves. Uh. yeah. No, I I stand by that. You're. dating. No, we're not. Next thing you. know, he's going to say, "I love you.". And you're going to be like, "What?" We. We always forget about you. Oh, well, you're already there. Wait, wait. So, you go on dates with this guy and you. say, "I love you." And you previously. dated him before and it's You're clearly. not dating. We're not dating or talking. We're just strictly friends. Did you. kiss him at Waterburger? No, I didn't. I. Did you kiss your friend, Harper? Harper, I do kiss my girlfriend, guys. And you and you took him on dates and.

then you told him, "I love you." Well, and you and you previously dated them. before. Listen, I used to be friends. with guys, okay? And I had all the guy. friends. I I actually really did before. my sophomore year. She was messed up. like that. I had a lot of guy friends. and I had specific guy friends I would. go hang out with just one-on-one and I'd. go eat like what a burger, whatever with. them and just hang out. And I never. sleep with her. She found out. Yeah. And. guess what? Did they ever try to buy. your meal? Listen. What do you mean?

Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes. all trying to. kiss her. He buys my meals for me. No, we're back. Wait, what? What you said? No, she's Yeah, it's cut. Wait, say real. quick. No, it had to be cut. Oh, it did. What was it? Anyways, he he started. telling me he loved me and I didn't. think twice about it. I was like, "Oh, yeah, you're my friend." You know, and. then one day he tried to kiss me and and. then it was all over. Our friendship, don't do that. Were you like our. friendship was over? Did you kiss him. back? No. Unfortunately, I grabbed his. face because I was so shocked and I just.

pushed him away. It was really sad. Dang, I would have wanted a refund on. his food. That's if I buy you food, I at. least deserve a kiss. Guys and girls can. be friends, but they can't be like. close. That was my rule. Yeah. No, I. don't kiss this guy. Wait, is that what. you and Alex kiss? It always worked with. Kate. No, I don't kiss this guy. We just. say like I I love you. Like, bye. Love. you. Listen, I'm telling y'all, nothing. was worse than being the older brother. to Cash when he was hanging out with his. friend Cape. I mean, I had to sit inside.

a water burger. He did for three hours. Dude, Matt took on for the team in the. middle of the night. I think I watched. both the Mission Impossible movies two. in a row. I said, "Matt, here's the. plan. We're going to We're only in town. for the night. So, we're going to pick. up Kate. You're going to go inside of. Waterburger for a few hours. Maybe two, maybe three, maybe four, maybe five. What do you think? We should have. dropped him off at the movie theater and. it was late at night. It was like 2 a.m. and I was like, "And me and Kate are. going to finally have time without.

friends around us. Our first time ever. being alone." Another time you did me. extremely dirty. What? We're honoring. Maverick right now, Kate, for taking him. on for the team for 4 hours. Yes. I sat. on that hard water burger booth with no. cushion. Why didn't y'all go into the. water burger and let him take the car? Well, you can't get in a water burger. Yeah, obviously. Kenzie. All right. What. was I thinking? Y'all understand my. phone died. Okay. I was in there having. to talk to No offense Waterburger. employees, but the ones at this one were.

weird. Okay. They're on the night shift. I'm in there lonely. What do you think. they say like thinking though? Like in. the back they're like, "Man, this man's. been It's 2:00 a.m. like I told him what. was happening." Sorry, quick. intermission. My voice teacher might. call me so I might have to go in a few. minutes. She calls you. Yeah. Well, can. I finish up? M. I really I never. formally thanked you for that. Thank. you. Yeah, you're welcome. Um, and to. the Waterburgers employee that were. there on the night shift, you're welcome. too for entertaining you. Okay. What you. doing there, man? I provided lots of.

conversation. I prepared two truths in a. lie. Are we not going to say them? No, we're not. What were you going to say, Kate? Oh, well this specific trip when. Cash had come down, him and Maverick. were in town for the night and the next. morning they were flying to Florida for. Playlist Live and this Cash and I were. in the car and he had been telling me in. Oklahoma like the week leading up cuz. you know obviously I was 14. I was like. I need like one of his hoodies but like. I never asked and he offered to bring me. one and I was like heck freaking yeah. And so he facetimed me and he was like.

showing me his hoodies. He's like which. one do you want? And I like told him. which one I wanted and he's like okay. And we get he comes to Texas and the. night he comes to see me before he flies. out to Florida. He's like the hoodie you. picked like I want to wear it in. Florida. So when I get back I'm going to. see you again the night I get back and. I'm going to give you it then. And I was. like okay. It was like two days. Two. days he was in Florida. And when he. comes back from Florida. No. Oh, when he. comes back from Florida, he again makes. Maverick drive to my house and get out. This was at this time you just sat like.

in my front yard or something. I don't. even know where he went, but this time. Oh, yeah. I sat on the curb. I. s like for like two hours again. I. remember that. Yeah. I remember your. street. I was like, I'm getting to know. this place very well. It was in the. middle of the night and this time Cash. comes back from Florida and I'm all. excited to hear about his trip and I'm. all excited to get his red Adidas hoodie. and Mav gets out of the car and Cash. just looks at me with this look on his. face and I was like oh no like he's.

calling it off again tonight and two. days ago he was going to be giving me. his hoodie and so I was like that was a. big commitment. I know. And I was like. he was like yeah we just we can't keep. talk. I told you guys we called it off. about every month and a half. So he was. just like listen I got to keep the. hoodie. No, literally far away. I. thought you were going to say he gave it. to some other girl in Florida. No, no, no. He literally Maybe he did. That's. why he didn't give it to me. That was. probably what he did. Maybe then I was. like crying. Did you? Wait, did you? Well, no. Hold on. So, I didn't I don't. know if that happened or not. But when I.

went to Florida, I did meet another girl. and then that's why I called it off. Like a respectful person. Yeah. Like a. because because we weren't dating yet. So, I was talking to Yukon and then I. met this other girl. You said, "Look, I want to give you my. hoodie." Like sometimes that's very far. along. My booked like we were on. I want. you to be that one. That's like not even. to first base. That's like weird. You. got on the plane and met another girl. and you were like, "Want to make out?".

No. No. Okay. Well, anyway, pretty much. And so I was like I'm sitting there. crying. He's calling it off and I was. like, "Can I at least like still have. the hoodie?" And he was like, "I just. don't think that's a good idea.". And then later I find out that the. reason he didn't want to give me this. freaking hoodie was cuz I just happened. to pick his favorite hoodie and he. didn't want to give it to me. I just. don't think that's a good idea. I don't. know why it was your favorite hoodie and. you gave me the option to choose it when. you were like, "Which one do you want on. FaceTime?" Obviously, she's going to. choose the one you wear all the time. Man, dude, 15 16year-old dudes are dirt.

bags, man. I mean, that is Yeah. So. mean. And then get this. Get this. What. What do I got to get? He's in Florida. meeting another girl and then I start. seeing Tik Toks of another girl wearing. his hoodie. No. Okay. And that picture, you remember that picture? The red. hoodie? No. The blue champion hoodie. Remember the picture? Okay. But to be. fair, that girl I didn't like. Well, she. had your hoodie and I didn't. That's. all. That's all that I knew was she had. your hoodie and I didn't. That Wait, that blue champion hoodie was nice.

Yeah. Yeah. I still have Yeah, I've seen. the videos of him with those with that. on. Yeah. You still didn't give it to. her? Well, that No. Well, that girl. wasn't a girl I left. She really. physically still haven't given it to. Kate. You said you still pack it. No, no, no. It's still on his side of the. closet. I'm not allowed to wear it. Wow, that's crazy. What? Yeah, it's for the. other girl. No, obviously she can wear. it. I'm worried, guys. She's not calling. me. Well, it's concerning. Guess we're. going to Maybe she doesn't think you're. that good at singing. Oh, well, she's. like, it's a lost cause, guys. I'm No, I. I remember that time in my life. I was.

down bad because I I was so stressed out. cuz I was like leading Kate on and then. I canceled on you and then I was like. breaking up with Kate but we weren't. even dating and then this other girl I. was like starting to like and I was like. but I still like Kate and then you were. 12 hours ago by the way and then I was. so torn and my hormones were going. everywhere and I didn't know what to do. and then I was like talking about your. hormones and then uh and then I'm going. DJ. and then yeah uh I ended.

making a lot of mistakes along the way. and then I ended up with Kate. Yeah. I. was like the last option apparently. No. So happy ever after. Did you end up with. Kate before or after that girl got with. your best friend? Uh after. That was. after. No, that was before. Before by. the time after that trip. No. I liked. that girl for a very short amount of. time. And after that trip, we talked for. like a week or two and then we were.

like, "Yeah, this probably isn't the. best thing." And then that's when I came. right back to Kate like two weeks later. Oh. And then uh Yeah. Option number two. What best friend is it? It starts with M. No. What? Miriam. M. Who? Who? Who was the best friend that. went to the Well, I can't just like. blast it all over the internet. No, it. wasn't Michael. Is that's what you're. asking? Michael? What the? That's what. she was asking. Oh, the best friend that. got with her. Oh, I didn't care at the. time cuz that was like months later. Oh.

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