The Final Episode.
I would like for all of you actually to. tell them your reason because I'm the. only one who doesn't want to stop the. podcast. But everyone else here wants. the podcast to be over. I enjoy it. I. just also would like to have kids one. day. But what does that have to do with. the pod? You were the one who started. the entire conversation of quitting the. podcast. Okay. No, I'm going to LA and. I'm trying to pursue my singing and so. like I just can't really do that right. now with the podcast and stuff. It's. going to be weird. The sensor is going. to collect cobwebs, collect dust. That's. so No, it's going to be turned into a. normal upstairs again. No, we can't. leave the set. Why are you crying?
Because y'all act like it's not sad, but. it is. [Music]. All right, guys. So, I had a question. that I started to ask before the. podcast, but I decided to wait till we. started the podcast. Brody's been. wearing those pants since yesterday. No, these are different pants. Thank you. very much. No, they're not. Those are. the same pants. These are different. pants. I just pulled those out of the. dryer. Yesterday, Matt said his outfit. was inspired by Kim Possible. What's wrong with Kim Possible? Your. outfit for the music video was inspire. inspired by a female. Well, no, no, no.
By the show. Kim Paul is curvy. The dude. wears them on there, too. What's Yeah, Matt was trying to be curvy for a. second. What's the name? What's the. name? What's his name? Unstoppable. Unstoppable. Rontoppable. That's his. name. Really? Ron Ron wears the same. pants. That's crazy. Also guys, um I. don't know if you guys watched one of. our last episodes, but the last episode. we posted before this um this before or. whatever. I don't know. whatever episode. we're recording on, we decided that we. are going to try to get one of our Uber. drivers or Postmates drivers, delivery.
driver, whatever you call or Door Dash. drivers. Door Dash driver. We're gonna. try to get one of our delivery drivers. to bring our food and join our. podcast. My Door Dash driver is about to. pull up. So, I'm going to go see if uh. something wrong. Diana will come on the. show. Okay. I'll be right back. She's. not coming on the show. Diana there. Also, if you guys are bringing my Panda. Express, what is what does Diana look. like? Is she like he's going to find. out. Do you think I know Diana? Well,
there's a profile picture. You look at. the profile picture. If you guys are. wondering why this episode is being. posted on a Tuesday, right? It'll be. posted on Tuesday. I don't know. Um, yes, it'll be posted on Tuesday instead. of Wednesday. Well, I don't think they. You will find out later in the episode. why this one is posted on Tuesday. instead of Wednesday. Surprise. It's a. treat. Harper, when you order food, do. you use Door Dash? Yeah. Girls come down. here. I know weird. Harper. Harper, that's you. Oh my gosh.
It's not as weird cuz you're like young. You could just be like his little sister. or something. Say, "Will you be on my. podcast?" Say, "Will you be dream of my. podcast?" Diana. Anyways, I use Door. Dash. Do you use I I use Uber Eats. Uber. Eats. Cash Postmates. I hate all like. delivery food things. Yeah. Mav got. robbed one time and he holds it against. the entire It was many times. They they. just send you the wrong thing. They. don't show up with the food and if they. do show up with the food, it's like.
never good. It's just like you pull out. your McDonald's fry and you're like and. it just goes, well, you realize it's. it's because it kind of sits there for a. while. Yeah. They got to drop off at. three different houses, pick up the. food. That's why you pay the three extra. dollars to get the immediate service. Yeah. But when everyone pays for that, then it's not immediate, is it? Well, yeah. never pay for that. Then they. they're only allowed to go from the. restaurant to your house. That's not. true. I paid for it and that does not. happen. My only issue is that Yeah, sometimes I think they do stack up. orders low key when they're not supposed.
to, but I think they will. But my issue. is that every time I order Chipotle, they jip me. I'm like, "Give me double. protein." What the? Never double. protein. You want that double protein? Issue, not a not a Door Dash issue. But. when I go in like when I order it in the. store, it's always there. You guys eat. double protein and then maybe you can do. push-ups, too, just like Kate. Yeah, remember. game. I went from nothing to this. You're shaking. You're like twitching. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Um I've been I've been.
hitting the gym. I I follow this girl on. social media. She inspires me. And every. day I'm like, "Oh, I don't want to go to. the gym." Cash is like, "What would she. do?" What would she do? Here's the. thing. I don't ever Diana ever. Diana, come here. We got our delivery. Oh no. Diana does not know what she's walking. into here. Oh yeah. Here we are. Diana seat on the blue couch.
Are you on the phone with somebody? Uh. yeah. Oh. de Harper. Demo Harper. That was bad Spanish. Here. Here. Hey, Michael, can you translate real. quick? Uh, maybe. All right. This is called the LOL podcast.
Wait, what? And this is called the LOL. podcast. Michael, speak. Spanish. LOL podcast. Hello. Yes. Well, thank you. Or gracias. Now ask her. Michael pajamas. Michael. ask her kiss Mary kill between Ask her. kiss Mary kill between Cash me and Alex. Wait. Ask her. Ask her ask her ask her.
to kiss Mary kill between me, Maverick, and Alex. Okay. I mean I don't think that she knows who. you guys are. Okay. Say say the three. Harper will point when she when you say. it. Venezuela. Oh, hi. Hello. Venezuela. Oh, from Minnesota. All right. Here. Ask her, Michael. Okay. Tell her it's a game.
[Laughter]. Wait, did I get killed?
Uh, the one with the camera. The one. with the camera. Yeah. What What about. him? Uh, Kale. Okay. Now, what else? Is that kiss? No, that's that was to kill the first. one, but the second one is to to marry. Okay. Oh, so and and then Mav and then. Mav is kiss. Uh, no, it's to marry. I. guess she's marrying Maverick. Oh, man.
Thank. you. All right. Thank you for being on the. show. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye. Oh, here you go. Here. Oh, there goes. our mic. Messed it up. Wow. What a fun. lady. I'm glad Diana came to be on our. podcast. Dude, what do you mean? She. came up here and she just Alex just shot. him. Man, I hardcore assumed when they. said Diana, I was thinking like I was. like 60y old. I was like, dude, guys,
that's crazy. next time. Alex, how does. it feel to be killed by an Uber driver? I mean, that was crazy. Michael Michael. said, "I'm not asking her that, guys." That was crazy. I mean, she was. nice. That she was super nice. I don't. know if Michael got it all right, though. He goes, "I think she killed. that one. I think I think she's I. thought you meant Michael, your brother, and I was like, how does he know. Spanish?" Like, what? No. Yeah. Bilingual. But yeah, what did you get?
You going to eat that right now? Yeah, Diana brought me bands. Oh, she's a nice. lady. Shout out Diana. Oh, we should. have gave her the $100. Oh, I did. That's what I did when I went. downstairs. No, you didn't. Yes, I. didn't. Okay. Cash, I can't even lie. Their chowine. from Panda Express is so I had to chase. her downstairs. I was like, "Excuse me, excuse me." But she walked me English. She didn't know what I was saying. I was. like, "Excuse me." But I said, "I I'm in. Spanish right now." So, she looked at. you like you were crazy. She was like I.
said, "Hola, Tmo Harper. That means my. name is Harper." And did she say. anything after? And she looked at me and. she looked back at me. I went, "Okay.". Yeah. I don't think I don't think you. said whatever you think. No. No. It's. mama, isn't it? Hola. Yeah. I said, "What did y'all say to her?" At the. front. door. She said, "Hola, my love is. Harper.". Hola. My love is Harper. That's so bad. But yeah, she looked at.
me and she looked back and I went, "Oh, okay." That's so bad. What did y'all say. to her at the front door? Hold on. Like, I don't even know. Cash was like, "We. have a podcast." I gave her my spill. I. was like, "We have a podcast, blah, blah, blah." Then she goes, "No. English." I was like, "Fick, not again.". And then she pulled out her phone. She. was on call with a friend. And then she. hung hung hung up the phone and then. called someone who translated. Yeah. Tayama means I love. So you said I love. Mama or Miam. Miam is my love. I thought.
Tayyama was my love. Tayama means I love. you or something. I think dude all the. bilingual people watching this right now. are probably laughing their butts off. I. take Spanish and like it means I love. you. Okay. You said I love you Harper. Mia Moore. Wait. So what did you tell the lady? What does Mia Moore mean? She said I. love you Harper. That's why she was like, she was like, "Uh, okay." She's like, "My name's not. Harper, but Tama Harper.".
I was like, "Waiter." Did she know what. our Did you tell her our podcast? Yeah. She screenshotted it. Oh, that's crazy. Wait, so when she came up here, was that. the friend she was on FaceTime with. downstairs? Yeah. Oh. And she was like I. was like, "Tayama Harper." And she was. like, "Wow." She was like taken back. when she looked in this room. She was. like, "Oh my god." Yeah. She walked up. here and she was like, "What the?". That's why Well, the reaction she had. I. was like, "Oh, did she like does her.
daughter watch or something?" I don't. know if she was like, "No, she just saw. the holes and she was like, "What is. this?" Oh, yeah. She was like, "Is that. a secret room?" We should have had her. go in the secret room. That's sketchy. If I'm a Door Dash driver, I'm not going. to nobody's secret room. It says danger. dinosaur area. Don't worry. I don't think she can read. English. Actually, I wonder what she's. thinking right now. Like, what the heck? Like, I was just on a podcast. I wonder. if she's ever heard of stranger danger. Yeah.
Well, maybe the person who is um speak. who spoke English and Spanish. Maybe. they were telling her who we are. Oh, maybe. And I said we have a few million. subscribers to the person. I think she. translated it and she ran upstairs. She. did? No, no, no. She was like few. million. E, you just dropped a carrot. Yeah, I'm sorry. Y'all can have that if. you want it. No, nobody want it. No, I. don't want Drewio triplets are in town. We should get them on.
apolog Oh, the question was how much. fall damage can you take? Oh, right, right, right. Well, I know a girl who. fell from an airplane. Her parachute. didn't work. Well, no, that doesn't. count. She still has a functioning. parachute. Kind of. No, cuz the the VR I. think she's just got more weight on her. now. Wait, how much fall damage can you. take? Yeah, like a parachute would still. be slowing her down even slow her down. like 60%. Maybe not enough. Can you land. like in trees or water? No. Fall damage. like off of the edge of a building onto. concrete. I guess how much fall? Even. even the safety parachute that's.
supposed to go out if your first one. doesn't work. Didn't work. And so she. fell. She hit the ground. She broke all. of her ribs. Okay. So, are you trying to suggest that. you can jump out of a plane and. potentially live? Yes. No. She had a. parachute given her drag. No. Yeah. Okay. If you guys had to land in a tree. or water, which would you want to land. on? Water. Tree. No, you got to run in. the tree. Why? You have to. The water. turns to concrete when you when you're. that high up. It's as hard as concrete. What? So, if you ever fall from a plane. and you somehow manage to know how to.
steer yourself and you can pick the. trees or the water, you go for the We. actually Yeah, cuz the water literally. when you're that high up. But, you know. how if you belly flop into water just. like from like 5 feet, it hurts? Yeah. Yeah. But a tree could like it could. slow you down more. Yeah. Also, you're. not going to have any time to actually. think about this, but it they say that. if you do have time, like if you're. swept up in a tornado or something, try. to knock yourself out so that No, you. do. Because then your body is limp and. whenever you hit the ground, you're not. as tense and less bones will burn. Okay.
Can you explain to me how you can. try getting from a tornado? Her feet are. coming off the ground. She's like, "No, I wouldn't do that. I would hold my. breath. It's like how drunk drivers. where like Kenzie was just wind. She's. like. It's like how drunk drivers sometimes. won't get very bad injuries because. they're so relaxed and they don't they. won't tense up crazy. Really? You think. tensing up does that much? Yeah. It. stiffens your body and like your will be.
way worse. I just learned like five life. lessons. So steer to trees if you fall. Imagine you're in the air and you start. steering towards a tree like knock. yourself out in tornadoes. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Like, yeah, but then if. you laid on a tree, you can just like. get impaled by a branch. You could. Yeah, you could. I mean, you're not a. very ideal. No. I mean, just don't jump. out of a plane. But most tree branches. aren't just like Don't you think the. tornado would like knock you out itself? I don't know. After watching What was. that movie that came out? Twisters.
Yeah. After watching that, I got kind of. nervous. house. There was a tornado near. Livingston um probably like 2 or 3 years. ago and this lady's dog got swept up in. the tornado and they found it on the. other side of the lake. Was he alive? It. was alive. Wow. It was the size of. honey by a tornado. Tornadoes are one of. those things that like I know they're. real and I know they're obviously a. thing like and they destroy buildings, but I just cannot imagine so much wind. that could lift me off the ground. I.
just don't see that happening and it. just comes out of nowhere. I just don't see my whole body lifting. off the ground from last year. 30. minutes away from us, a tornado took out. that entire gas station. I know, but for. some reason, if I was in that gas. station, I just feel like I'm not going. to fly away. Did y'all ever hear about. the tornado that went through Temple. like literally 5 minutes down the road. from my house? No, Kenzie, nobody has. cuz no one's from Temple, but please. tell us. There are people watching this, I can guarantee you from Temple. Okay, but anyways, I'm sitting in my house all.
alone, me and Stella just sitting there. Power's out. I hate the dark and it's. pitch black outside. Have you ever seen. a tornado from 1955? All I can hear is. stuff like hitting the side of my house. and also I hear the siren for the. tornado. It's. like and like I have like 5% battery. left. I'm like my last call I'm going to. call Maverick. I'm like Maverick. And. he's like, "Oh, I got to go. I'm at the. casino. Bye." It was like. [Applause]. my y'all were together. We were dating.
It was in like I don't When was it like. June? It wasn't the casino. It was. basketball. And two, now that you said. that, I remember that they were they. were witnesses in the car. You did not. make it sound like it was an intense. situation. It was intense. Yeah. Matt. Matt told me I was like, "What's what's. that about?" And he was like, "She's. scared because the power's out." I was. like, No, it was a big deal. I left my house. the next day after I was advised not to.
leave my house. And I soon realized. after getting on the road in my car, I. should not be driving around cuz there. were like stop signs completely bent. over. Like roofs from houses were on the. street in my neighborhood and I was. like, "Oh, got to turn around. Go back.". That's so scary. Yeah, it was so scary, dude. Yeah. No, I've seen You have to. hide in the bathtub when that happens. I. had I my mom told me to hide in an. interior room and I only had one. interior room and it was my laundry. room. You know the tornado's going to. find you, right? Oh, you can't hide from.
the tornado's coming in our house. I'm. laying in your bathtub. No, you're. supposed. to You're going into the the bathtub. close to the edge of the house on the. second floor. Tornado. We're going to go. into that small bathroom downstairs. No, you go into the closet downstairs under. the stairs or Yeah, that bathroom. Well, usually where I go, well, my mom always. wakes me up when there's a tornado. warning and we go Or you could go into. our closet. Yeah. So, like we go down to. their bathroom and stuff and we put.
helmets on. You know what? That is the. opposite of what I do. When I hear. there's a tornado, I go outside. Wait, hold up. We put helmets on and put. pillows over our head and put pillows. over Estus's head, too. Sounds smart. No, you don't. Thank you. Swear you put. helmets on. You put helmets on. not know. it's there to get knocked out in a. tornado. Y'all have not seen how you can. do that. Barbara takes her helmet off. She's like, Her mom's like, "What are. you doing? Put your helmet on.". She's just banging her head against her. helmet. She's like, "Fine.".
Mind if my mom would put on a helmet? No. Hel I would say that's smart. Better. yet, she just starts knocking out her. mom. She It's everybody. And my dog got a bat to her family. And. then my dog. I'm saving you. You might. not realize like about to jump off her. stairs onto the ground. Just waiter. I. want to know where about to find out how. much fall damage I can take. What kind.
of helmets are these? Viking helmet. Okay. I have a photo. I think. aerodynamic knife. I actually think I. have a photo of us hiding in black. bastard. I promise you I have a photo of. it. Wait, y'all. Y'all haven't seen how. many people put helmets on during. tornado. Every tornado I've ever had. close to my house, I run outside. immediately to see. My dad actually was. like, "Get in the car, boys. We're going. to go chase it." Yeah. I'm like climbing. on the roof trying to check this thing. out with stuff. That's crazy. I mean, my. family definitely.
watch. But if it's like, you know, 300. yards away, you're fine. I was getting. hit by tree branches one time. Yeah, dude. No, I'm trying to find it. One. time a hail fell on my head. A hail? Just one single hail? Just one? Oh, I'm. already saving cardboard for when the. hail storms hit to throw on our to put. on our cars. Oh, because I our car took. some hail damage last year because of a. freaking Jeep. And if I find you, count.
your tires days. I'm slashing them. All. three. Can't dig it, Hod. I got. literally if I were ever going to hit. somebody in the face, it would have been. this person. All three. I would have sl. I was literally going to knock their. teeth out. Slash all three times. All. three tires. You can't do four or else. insurance covers it. You got to slash. three. Wait. Okay. What? What? What? What happened? Yeah. So, I'm trying to. find the photos. That's why I'm on my. phone. Last year was a hail storm. My. sister and I were out shopping. Even. though mom said, "Don't be out. shopping." I said, "Mom, it's fine." So, we were out shopping and like little.
chunks of ice start falling and I was. like, "Oh, shoot. I need to find like. somewhere to put our car. And so I am. looking around and all of like the. stalls at Sonic are taken and I was. trying to find somewhere to like hide. and there's a shut down like hospital. where the ambulance used to pull up and. the awning like no one was under there. except for this one guy. So I pull up. and I try to get in and this guy is. taking up it's not the Jeep yet. This is. just a random guy. He's taking up the. entire thing when you could fit four. cars in there but he parked right in the. middle so no one else could pull in. So,
I'm like trying to pop the curb and get. on there and I just can't fit and he's. just watching me and like I struggle for. like two or three minutes and finally he. rolls his eyes. First of all, I got I. got hoed by two people. Wait, what does. ho mean? He just did did wrong. Dirty. They did me so wrong. And so he moves. his car and right when I'm about to pull. in, a Jeep literally whips around so. quick and takes my spot. And I had been. there for like a like I was there for a. couple minutes trying to get in the spot. and he just took it from me and it was. like some nice like.
2024 big ugly blue Jeep. Oh, and your. Jeep, just so you know, your Jeep is. made to withstand stuff like that, dummy. And I hope you get lots of hail. damage this year. I hope you can't find. protection. Okay, well that's messed up. Yeah, that that's just messed up, guys. I don't hope she laughs like I don't. hope you get hail damage, but you're. mean and you're selfish and I was there. first and then I had to hide under a. tree and guess what? I got hail damage. and it's all the Jeep's fault. You owe. me a check if I find you. Insurance.
didn't cover it. No, I tried to I tried. actually to get it fixed and to pocket. the money from it. Oh, so you did get a. check. Me and my friend Anna I want a. check from them. Me and my friend Anna. were hiding in my. mom's that doesn't look like you guys. are going through a tornado. First tornado. No, we were # twister. We were hiding in. my mom's I'll send it to you, but we. were hiding in my mom's um bathroom and. we're all posted up with the helmets on. It's so funny. But no, yeah, I.
specifically remember that day. Yeah. No, I remember the cardboard I got from. like there was some employees at a. restaurant right next door to me and I. saw them all running out with all these. cardboard boxes and throwing it over. their cars and they were protecting it. from the hail. I remember the first. earthquake I felt. I've never felt. Oh my goodness. Me and Catherine felt. many, but then we realized it was just. our sister walking. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It. was a close call. Justice for Laney. Wait, was this in California? No, it was. here. Your sister in Oklahoma in.
Oklahoma. And And I mean when the house. started shaking the first time, we live. right next to the train and I was like, "Oh no, the train derailed. It's coming. for our house." Our waters were like. Yeah. The whole house is And you're. like, "Oh no. Oh no. And like I didn't. really think it could be an earthquake. cuz no one hears about earthquakes in. Oklahoma or Texas. So I was just like, "Oh, there's no way." Like you didn't. didn't even think about it. I thought. for sure something was coming for the. house. Terrify. No. Have you seen that.
one video where that girl putting on. lipsticks or lip lipstick and she like. there's an earthquake that comes and. she's like, "Do you guys see the. earthquakes in Japan?" Mhm. Oh my. goodness. See that? This Oh, I got to. show you guys some clips right now. How. have you not seen that? Buildings fell. I'm not like I'm not really into that. I. mean like buildings like buildings fell. I mean I don't know. You know like. rooftop pools they were going like this. Oh I terrifying. And water was like. falling off skyscrapers. Look at this. I.
don't know how I haven't seen that. This is crazy. These people are just. sitting here laying in the pool on top. of the skyscraper and all of a sudden. just just wait. I'm trying to turn. Wait, is that two boys? No. The water. starts moving. Oh. And they're like, "Oh, uh oh." Oh my gosh. Look at that. Imagine you just get taken by the water. and swept over the edge. Oh my god. I. would love to be in it, though. Like, it's just like absolutely no. Oh my. Imagine being on the ground, too. And.
all that water. You're up like they're. up like 300 stories in the air. See, that's why you don't do skyscrapers. Absolutely not. If Hello doesn't go. over, then they wouldn't. Have you guys. ever been up in a building so tall that. you felt it swing? Yes. Uh-huh. That's. so scary. Or if you like look up at the. Statue of Liberty and you like start. swinging cuz it's so big and you like. get scared. Have you seen the Statue of. Liberty? I have. Wow. Have you? I saw it. from like miles away. Did you go to the. island? No, I actually saw it from miles. away. Look at the water coming off this. pool in this one. Oh my. Off the edge of.
the building. If you were in that pool, you're just getting swept over the edge. That's terrifying. But like you know. when you're looking at a skyscraper and. you look up and it's so big you feel. like it's falling on you. It's kind of I. could never live like in an apartment in. a skyscraper. I'd feel like I feel like. I'm going to fall all the time. Well, there's people that like live in them. They'll be like, "Yeah, I can feel it. swaying." What do you move? Find a new. one. Like, you don't have to be living. there. Swway. Like, what the hell? Like, if your building is so high in the sky. that you can feel yourself moving when. it's windy, find actually a thing. Yeah,
because they I mean, they can't like I. don't even know. I was in one time. You. could feel it like slowly swaying. That's so so not like that. I don't know. why that's like legal. Look at this one. I just saw this one. Look, there's a. bridge in between the buildings and it. collapsed cuz they're separating so. much. Look how much it's moving. Oh my. gosh. You can see how much it's moving. Why would there be a bridge in the. middle of two buildings to connect them? Okay. I feel Wait, when was the when was the.
earthquake? Like a week or two ago? I. have not seen any of that. I've seen a. bunch of plane crashes. Other than that, it was really like one of the biggest. earthquakes I think like ever. That's. crazy. My Tik Tok does not feed me that. You're not on Quake Tik Tok. No, not on. Quake Tik Tok. Quake Tik Tok. Crazy. Quake Tik Tok. Yeah. No, I'm not on. that, man. Dude, I can't wait on another. episode. I want to get another Door Dash. driver on here, man. Yeah, I like that. Oh my gosh. You know the most. embarrassing thing ever? So basically um. my teacher was calling RO today and um.
and then I was like here but I. accidentally was like here. Wait, you. guys actually do that? Yes. Yeah. You. take roll every day. It's so funny what. homeschoolers don't know. I know. They. have to take attendance somehow cuz if. you're not in class, they mark you. absent. Do you do that for every single. class? Mhm. And they're like Harper and. I'm here. Some of the teachers wouldn't. like call your name. They just look. around. But yeah, sometimes you get by. and sometimes you're like present. Uh. yeah, there are those kids. Those are. the teachers that are good. The ones.
that don't actually take a role because. then later you can argue and you be. like, I was here. I was just had my head. down. Yeah. You knock me. No, I would. like you to take my absence off. No, but there were some teachers that. just like didn't care enough at all. They were like, I don't care if you're. here. They're like, I'm going to mark. you here so for the sake of me not. having to go fill out an absent. That'd. be me as a teacher. I'm like, everyone's. here. It's always It's always the. coaches. Always the history coaches. Yeah, the history teacher coaches. Yeah. Wait, what were you gonna say though?
You were You didn't finish your story. You were doing roll. Oh, yeah. They were. taking roll and then they're like Harper. and I was like here and it was very. embarrassing. Oh, your voice. Did. everyone laugh? What? Did everyone. laugh? Uh, no. Did you guys ever feel. pressure on like how you're going to say. it? Like you going to say present here? Uh, no. It's always just here. Just. here. I mean, who who doesn't say. anything besides here? I mean, I've. never really took I was definitely. saying present. Present. No. guy to say. uh present. No, he's the type of guy to. say a different way of saying it. Yeah, he's like accounted for. Everybody's.
like what? Bro, what? Accounted for. Harper, use that one. My absence is not. here. He's so funny. Not the type of guy to. say accounted for. Why could I actually. see him saying that? I would not say. this. No, I could actually see you being. like, I counted. I can actually And then. And then Cash is like, "Dude, what did. you just say?" And you're like, "Why is. that weird? That's not weird. Why is. that weird? You want to go to the. cinema? Like, come on. Cash wasn't kind. to say something weird. He'd be like. Cash would try to just be funny. I'd say.
bum. Yeah. He'd be like, "Not here." And. they mark him absent because I do mark. you absent. If someone says not here, the teacher's like, "All right." And. they're not here. What the? Their. classmates say they're not there. Dang. I'd be marking for the whole year. But. there is always the weird kid that's. like, "Reporting. here for duty." I can't. Does anybody in. class actually say anything besides. here? I'm trying to think. Sometimes. they're like present. Um, really? Hey, if we were in your school. Mhm. What. group? Oh, this is such a good question.
Would we hang out with? What did What. did we say the other day? Oh, wait. We. can't say. I got to get the backtory. No, no, no. You got to get that after. cuz you don't want it to influence her. decision. Yeah. You'd be in the W. No, I'm kidding. No, but um what's it called? Okay, I'm. actually trying to like what like click. would they fall into, I guess. Okay. So, if y'all my age, right? You were just at. your school. Okay. So, Mav and Cash. would definitely be in like like where. would you go to in to your school or.
class or sport or whatever it is to find. me and Mav? Definitely the theater club. Both of. them. What you're going to class find. me? Actually, no. I feel like I would. find Mav at like the theater club and. Cash like Cash like with with like. eating at lunch with all the popular. guys and then I'm taking it. And then Kate definitely. Well, I don't know. It's either in a. library reading or but that would be you. right now. But my age I would say no.
Matt would be in the chess club. You. would be at lunch with your friends. What? That's what Matt said. Matt said. I'd be in the chess club. Yeah, he'd be. in the chess club. But Alex said but. Alex said he'd be in the theater. So you. know both of them on math. Yeah. But. there's actually a place I would be. because in high school that's just kind. of how I was. So continue. Okay. Well. then K, you would be I feel like you if. I wanted to go find you, you would be at. a vending machine. No, I'm kidding. [Applause].
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I promise. Earthquake. So I know I know exactly. where you would be. You would be with. your friends walking to softball. If I. saw you my age, you'd be walking to. softball with all your friends in your. backpack with the bat on the back and. you'd be like, and then Kenzie, mysterious. She'd be like slightly. bullying somebody. Look at you. And then. Kenzie, I feel like you would be my. friend. Yeah, you definitely would. You'd be like my really close friend. I. feel like cuz you're the same height as. me. And you're just like I never had.
friends my height. It was really sad. Same. And anytime I met somebody that. was my height, I was like, we're we're. destined to be friends. Yeah. No. Yeah. I feel like you'd Yeah. be one of my. good friends that eats at lunch with me. or something. Thank you. Or Kate. I. don't know. Both of y'all maybe. What if. we all But you do feel like we'd fit in. into some sort of group, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. What? Yeah. Because at. the restaurant, Pap and Alex and all. them brought it up. They were like, "You. know what? It's weird. If Mav and Cash. went to actual like real life high. school, they're like, they just wouldn't. fit in anywhere." I was like, "So, we'd.
be an outcast." They're like, "Yeah.". Actually, I really think Kate and Kinsey. would like be my best friends. No, Kate. might bully you. At least in middle. school. Definitely in middle school. No, I wouldn't. But by high school, you. could be friends. No, I wouldn't find you at the v vending. machine. You'd find me there. Oh, wow. Yeah. I mean, I got at lunch, whatever. that is. We said I said Maverick is definitely. like at cross country practice. Yes.
Yeah, he's definitely like doing that. But he's doing the high drop like he's. doing he's doing like pull Yeah, he's. doing like a random pick at freaking. track. Javelin. Yeah. Or like or the the. what's it called? The disc. Yeah, disc. Yeah. Or Frisbee. Shot put. Shot. Yeah. Or frisbee. No, those are like super. super strong big guys. Yeah. What the. You're just What sport are you guys. talking about right now? Like the one. where they throw the ball. The one where. they swear. They had that in high.
school. No, the weight where they're. like, you know, that's exactly what it looks like. You. know what's funny? I Oh, so I don't feel. like that's like a really like a an. athletic thing to do. No, I just don't. feel like that's like a practice every. day after school type of thing. Like, all right, I got to go practice throwing. my ball again. But they throw I don't. under Maybe Okay, if you guys do the. shot put, please explain. But why do you. twist so many times? It's to get. momentum, but I don't get like Monday. through Friday. How do you practice. that? How do they stay in that one. square? Like they're that little circle.
Like at some point I'd be like, I throw. the ball that far. That's how far I can. throw the ball. Okay, take it or leave. it, dude. What if you accidentally throw. it at the like audience? That would be. so bad. No, I remember. Okay, you saying. throw the ball makes me remember this. But in elementary school, we had like a. field day and before field day, you. could pick which like competitions you. wanted to sign up for. And so I always. signed up for the softball throw and I. thought I was going to eat cuz I was a. softball player. I was like, "None of. these chumps play softball." I didn't. even place in the top five. I was like.
humbled. So, Well, that's probably. because all the other softball girls. signed up for that. No, but I got beat. by girls that weren't in softball. Oh, that's down bad. The coach was like, "Kate, you're off. the team." Yeah. I was like, "What?" I. was humbled. That's okay. Well, that's. okay. When we did our field day, I. signed up for like the the 200 yard. field day. A home school? Yep. A home. field. No, not a home school field day. No, not a home school. This is when I. was I I went to public school till. second grade. So in the second grade we. had field day and I signed up for the.
200 yard dash. It was like just second. grade is crazy. Like what you only. stayed in public school till second. grade. Yeah. And then I signed up for. the 200 yard dash. So it was to one end. of the football field and then back. And. it was only me and my friend that signed. up for that. So there's only two of us. and his other thing. His other friend. had growth deficiencies. So I cooked. him. No way. Yeah. She he he was like he. was like literally 2 feet tall. So I. cooked him and got first. Like he could. have ran backwards and probably won. It. was sad. It was just so bad cuz all of.
the no matter what you entered, there. wasn't many people in it because it was. a small town. Like Ms Rice only had five. people. Mine had two. Wow. I would have. done good there, but I had some serious. competition here in Dallas. You played. softball and lost. The girl said, "Don't. What do you mean you would have done. good there? It doesn't get any easier. than that.". And then my sister signed up for the. soccer kick and my dad was like, "Why. would she do that? She's never kicked a. soccer ball ever." And then she just. completely missed and cried and went. home. Completely missed the ball. Just.
completely like like they gave her like. three chances and she just she never. kicked it. She was just like couldn't. kick the ball. How How did she miss. that? Like she'd run up and just miss. just whiff that thing. Well then. Maverick gets fifth place in his race. out of five people. Mav had five people. in his race. I did and he got last. It. was fall and I have asthma. Okay. And. so, and wait, they give out fifth, first, second, third, fourth, and fifth. uh place like ribbons. And since there's.
only five people in the race, the goal. at the event is to walk out with as many. ribbons as possible. And that's the. goal. Well, since only five people enter. in to his race, he still somehow got a. ribbon even though he got last place. And he comes over to my mom and dad and. my mom and dad are like, "Sorry, son. You didn't win." He goes, "Yeah, I did. I got ribbons." He was like, "I got. fifth." And they're like, "Oh yeah, you. did win." Perspective. And a lot of. people lack it. Participation trophy at. its best. Wait, that's so sad though.
Imagine if there were six kids and. there's only one kid. You're a winner. You're a winner. You're a winner. You're. a winner. And you're loser. Big loser. Probably better that there was only. five. No, no one talks about me getting. first in the high jump every year. No. one talks about that. I know. Yeah. Everyone talks about me getting last in. one competition. No, I was in cross. country. Hey, I always got first in the. high jump in my grade, too. What were. you going to say? Well, I was in cross. country. I was, too. And Yeah. So, and I. only got to go to one meet cuz there was. like thunderstorms on all of them. So, at that one meet, we had run a mile and.
a half. And I remember my mom was. videoing. It was like the last stretch. of the race. And I look at her and she's. like, "Go, Harper, go." And then I'm. Harper had that Disney Channel moment. She looks at her mom. Wait, how race. your mom's off? Wait, cross country is only a mile and a. half. Well, this was like one of those. like Yeah. No, no, no. Cross country, they run miles. They will run miles, but. it's like when you're when you're in. seventh grade. Yeah. So, in high school, how far do they run? Oh, like 2 miles. I. look up at my mom, I think. And then she.
goes, she's she's like, "Go Harper, go.". And there's a video and then and then. there's like a bunch of people in the. back and they all pass me and then like. I'm just like trying to all run but then. I look up at her and I'm like second and. then I can't sprint my way like and then. I start falling everywhere and then. I thought the story was going to end. good. Yeah. I thought you were about to. like really pick up the pace. I was so. hype though when you got to the end of. the race and like you see your your. Yeah. You were like I got to the end I. was ahead of the pack. I looked at my. mom and then I just lost. Okay. No, I was literally I sprinted my way.
and then I had to slow down cuz I. couldn't I got a really bad cramp. Oh, I'm that kid, too. If I ever entered a. race, I would just take off full speed. and then by like halfway around the. track, I was. like, it's so bad. And the coaches. always would tell us like there's going. to be some idiots that take off. sprinting at the beginning. So, and I. was like, I'm cooking. I know. I know. That's literally what I did. So slow. No. Doesn't it just help you so. much though, Harper, when your mom's. sitting there, she's like, "Come on, Harper. Come on, Harper." It's so.
exciting. Like, until she's like, "You. got last." But it's okay. I used to see. my dad like at the end of the race and I. was like, "Dad, it was so sweet." My mom. cuz running used to give me such bad. anxiety cuz I hated losing. Like it was. just like it made me so angry. So my mom. would run from one football side of the. football field to the other side and she. would just go back and forth my entire. race and I would see her. I would run. until I saw her at the corner and I'm. like, "Okay, I can do this." And then. I'd run to the other corner like, "Okay, I can do this." That's the only thing.
that got me through the race. Yeah. I. remember when for practice for track and. um cross country, I would always walk in. the shadows cuz I couldn't do it. So. like I would run in the sunlight and. there would be a shadow cuz there was. like a thing and I would like walk in. the shadow and then keep going. Oh, you'd walk when no one could see you? No. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Shouldn't you do opposite? Like walk in the sun and then start. cooking in the shade? You didn't want. No, she she was taking a break when. people couldn't see. Oh, that's crazy, man. Guys and girls are so different. When I was locked in racing, I did not.
look anywhere for my mom or dad. I was. just like, "Come on." Oh, I was always. so excited to see my dad when I was at. the end of the race. Really? Yeah. I. didn't want to see him at all. Yeah. I. was focused on the race, especially if I. was like losing. I'm not looking at. anyone. Like I don't I don't I'm not. even from this town, you know? I honestly feel like I. wouldn't have been in the chess. club or drama club. I would have. probably been in the cross country. unfortunately just because I know the. cross country meets are like mixed.
gender so it's like you hang out with. the girls and the and the boys and it's. like you know you're so stupid. I would have hung out where the girls. are. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. He's. so dedicated to that he joined cheer. I. did. He was so desperate to be around. females. He became a cheerleader. Well, I was homeschooled. Okay. There wasn't a. lot of girls. You had to join. He. couldn't be around girls, so he had to. join something where they had to show up. at the same time. The first time I met. Maverick, we're on a team together. The.
first time I met Maverick, he was like, "I feel like I could just pick you up. and throw you over the stairs." We were. downstairs and he was in this tank. That. was the first time you met me. Yeah. No, it was. It was. I promise. Yes, it was. First time I met her was at the podcast. The actual day of the podcast, the first. episode. Oh, really? Yeah. No, cuz I had. never met you. No, cuz she had come over. here to film before before we did the. podcast. She was filming short. March. 19th. Yeah. Yeah, she was. And then you. came in and you're like, I March 19th. We didn't start filming the podcast till. May. We met Harper in February. I had. met her. No. Yes, you did. No, it was.
March 19th. You walked in and you're. like, I feel like I could just throw you. over the stairs. I used to do cheer. Oh. Oh. I used to do cheer. And I was like, oh, I still think I could throw you over. the stairs. No, I think me and Cash. together could we could throw you really. high. I think I could definitely throw. you to the hole in the wall or in the. ceiling up there. Anybody can throw. anybody through that hole in the wall. Throw cats through the hole. Oh, I I. mean I would, but did you guys ever have. the uh Oklahoma land run with the. wagons? No. Pretty sure that was just an. Oklahoma thing. Yeah. Did you Yeah,
Alex. We did. Oh, wait. What? The what? Oklahoma land run. It was kind of like. field day, but you all get your wagons. and you make like a wagon or whatever. I. don't even know where the wagons came. from. They were just there. Did you make. your own or what was it? You had to. bring it. Yeah. Bring a wagon. Bring. your own wagon. Yeah. Bring Wait, do you. guys ever have like drive your tractor. to school day? Huh? What? You guys ever. have drive your tractor to school day? Nobody has tractors. We didn't have No, we had a day where. you could drive like anything you. wanted. There was There's small towns in.
Texas I know that do that, but not this. area. Yeah. Well, anyways, the wagon. race it was, you know, the Oklahoma land. run. No, we don't. We're not from. Oklahoma. No, but Okay. Well, no. backtory. Okay, hold up. What? No. Are we ever going to tell them the news, guys? No. Not yet. Hold on. The Oklahoma. Land Run is a historical event that I. know and you guys don't. Okay. Well, so. therefore, let's see if you get the. event right. I know what it was. Okay. What was it? It's when we raised our.
wagons. Cash. What's the capital of. Texas? Listen. Exactly. You don't know. I do. I do. I do. I do. What is it? I. do. What is it? I do. It's a It's It's a. Do you know it? It's Austin. Oh my god. Good job. Yeah. Yeah. How about that? Town. What's the. capital of Oklahoma? Oklahoma City. Tulsa. Wait. Whoa. I'm seeing I'm. hearing a lot of answers. I'm going to. only choose one. What did you say? Oklahoma City. Okay. What's your answer?
Tulsa. It's Tulsa. What's your answer? Mine is Oklahoma City. I don't know. It. is Oklahoma City. Okay. Anyways, the Oklahoma land run is there. was so much land that we had because we. took it off from the Indians, I guess. I. don't know. There was a lot of land. Not. really. You want to know what it really. was? No, I'm explaining it. Okay. There. was a lot of extra land. Yeah. And then. the government was like, "We're going to. give away the land." So, everybody lined. up and they all had a race and there was. like four mile quadrants or something. and once you suck your flag in the.
quadrant, you got to keep that land. That's crazy. What? For free? Imagine if. they had that now. We would have had. land like way sooner. So everybody was. just running through Oklahoma and when. they would stick their flag in the. quadrant, you get one quadrant and that. was the land you got. That's crazy. How. big was a quadrant? Like a Is that how. your dad was like half Oklahoma or. something? Huh? Is that how your dad. secured his land? No. Like how that How. big was a quadrant? Like like this big? I want to say it was like a mile. You. get like a mile by mile or something. It. was like it was something long. That's.
crazy. I thought it'd be like a square. like this. That's why we're called. Sooners. Okay. What does that mean? That's just why we were called Sooners. That's what the people were called that. day. All of that. A Boon. I think he. just I think he just looked up what. Sooner is. But unfortunately, no. But I. know that's why we're called Sooner. Isn't that crazy? We all got different. state history. Like you guys got. Oklahoma state history. We got Texas. history. What was that about? The Texas. Alamo. Yeah. Remember the Alamo? Good. job, Cash. Yeah. See, see how I know. both of the states history? Oklahoma is.
just like Texas is, you know, Texas. Wait, I don't feel like. Sooners were cheaters who snuck in early. to go out and get their land. Oh, that's. why they're called Sooners. So, they were very soon to get the Oons. Yeah, they were Sooners. I feel like. Oklahoma Land Run though, that's like. nationwide history, not just like No, like I don't think Ohio just has their. own history. Yeah, they do. No, they do. That the way the way I would have never. I didn't know what Oklahoma was. I. didn't know Oklahoma. You knew it was.
what? I I didn't. I was I was like 15. years old when I discovered it, you. know. Oklahoma discovered Oklahoma. America consisted of Texas. Pretty much. Are you kidding? No, Harper. I'm not. serious. I knew that we had more states. than just Texas. Kids are so cute when. you're like, "Where are you from?". They're like, "I'm from America." Okay. Yeah. They're like, "Yeah, my favorite. thing is when I ask a kid on tour, I'm. like, "Where are you from?" And they. just look at me like, and I'm like, I'm.
like, "Okay, you don't got to tell me. I. know I'm a stranger, but that's all. right." Like, "Why? Why are you trying. to track me down?". I'm like, "Oh, where you from, little. kid?" They're like, "Mom said, "Not talk. to Why you asking me that? I'm not. giving you my address." Kids in the meet. and greet line are just so funny, though, cuz they all have such different. personalities. And sometimes they're. like that and then sometimes they're. like the girl that yelled at you. I love. when they come up and sometimes they. yell, "Wait, what?" Wait, the girl that. yelled at him, they come up and they. immediately they're like, "Hi, hi, hi.". They yell at this one girl that was.
like, "I brought y'all bracelets." And. Mal was like, "Oh, let's go." And she's. like, "Not you." Oh, I do remember that. one. She was like, "Not you." I was. like, "Yeah, she just brought the girls. bracelets." I think she even gave She. even gave Cash. That's not true. I think. it is true. Oh, I can't wait to go on. tour. She really grudge against M. That. was so funny. So, some of them though, they do not like talking about where. they're from. They're just like, "You. can't find me. I have. ExpressVPN. You can't track me down.". Uh, speaking of tour though, uh, you.
guys have probably heard us talking. about this upcoming tour and podcast and. stuff. Uh, so we're going on tour. We. are this year. Sure. But are uh there is. also something to go on with that that. we uh have been procrastinating, but. also this is why this episode was posted. on Tuesday. Yeah. So, um, pretty much. what is. happening is the, uh, the the podcast is. going to be we're still going to be here. for do the tour through the tour. So,
we're still going to be here while we do. a tour, but but we're not Sorry, keep. going. No, go ahead. We won't be posting. episodes during the tour. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah. So, once we. start the tour, can you stop bringing. your bottle there? Remember the Alamo? Uh we we are we're going to do we're. going to do this tour this year but we. will not be posting podcast episodes. during the tour and then after the tour. we will not be returning to the uh. internet. So this will be the the last.
show on the tour will be the last time. we are all sitting together doing a. podcast. That's crazy. It's kind of like. the last hurrah. And you guys might be. wondering, why are they uh I don't like. the word quitting, but why are they uh. stopping the podcast? We know the. podcast has hit a high and we've watched. too many people try to ride that train. up and as it comes down, they just keep. hanging on to it. And actually, I would. like and we're stopping why we're at a. high. No, I would like for all of you.
actually to tell them your reason. because I'm the only one who doesn't. want to stop the podcast. But everyone. else here, I think even Alex wants the. podcast to be over. So, yeah. Well, everyone else has, you know, taken the. podcast, invested their money, things. like that, and Cash has gambled all his. way. So, he would like us to keep it. going. Keep going. Yes. He would like a. second chance. It's always about. chances, man. No, I just genuinely enjoy. the show. But I guess the rest of you. can't say the same. No, we do. I I enjoy. it. I just also would like to have kids.
one day. But what does that have to do. with the pod? I mean, there's holes in. the ceiling, in the wall. Yeah. Unfortunately, that has to do with the. podcast, though. It's not the safest. place for a baby. Okay, but I told you. we can move the podcast to like a studio. or something and you can have your kids. and your little family over there. You. acting like this like like you're the. only one that wants to keep the podcast. going is crazy. Yeah. You were the one who started the. entire conversation of taking a hiatus.
or quitting the podcast. Um like we. won't all say, but like it's just like. things get in the way. Yeah. You were. like, "Man, I really want to focus on. the Cash and Kate channel. I really want. to do these things. The podcast is. always getting in the way." Okay. No, not to change your vernacular, but. that's what you said. No. No. I said I. would like to focus on the Cash and. Maverick YouTube channel, but the. podcast takes up a lot of our time. That. doesn't mean I want to quit the podcast, though. That's true. I mean, I and and. I'm going to LA to do something. Yeah.
Ar is going to LA for a while. So, tour. I've really wanted to like pursue. something else. So, the tour is going to. last 9 months. It's going to be a long. tour. So, yeah, we're not done, but. we're not going to film during tour. So, we're not filming after like this. episode, right? Or uh there might be. like one this one or maybe possibly one. more. We're filming a couple to get us. to tour, I thought. Yeah. So, that's why. this episode's posted on Tuesday. Yeah. Um we'll see you guys next year. Yeah.
No. What the. And I'm starting my own clothing line. Oh my gosh. What? I want to cuz like I'm. going I talked to you about it. I'm. going to LA and I'm trying to pursue my. singing and so like I just can't really. do that right now with the podcast and. stuff because this just takes up way too. much time and she needs like a lot of. practice. Yeah, I know it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. No, I'm not actually starting a. clothing line, but maybe I should. It's. going to be weird. This set's just going. to collect cobwebs, collect dust. That's. so weird. No, it's going to be turned. into a normal upstairs again. No, we.
can't leave this set. This is No, unfortunately this wall is coming down. Yeah, the holes will be patched. We're. getting our windows back. getting our. house back. But listen, I can't say that. I'm not a little excited for just the. next chapter because there's going We're. still going to bring you guys great. content. It's just not going to be in. the form and I'm probably not going to. be in most of it. Well, yeah, you can. You can be in whatever you want. I know, but I'm going to be in LA. Yeah, but. like when you come back and visit. Yeah, but we're going to hire a redheaded. actor to replace Harper, which you know. will be fine. Can never replace Harper.
Okay, fine. Well, she'll be brunette, but it'll be pretty much the same. Um, yeah. No, I I am excited, though. It's. going to be It's going to be good. It's. going to be good. Yeah, there's going to. be changes. Don't cry. I'm going through. changes. He's actually crying. Why are you. crying? He wants the podcast to stay. Why are you crying? Because it's y like.
it's not sad, but it is. Well, it is sad, but we're all kind of. like we're getting old. Well, we also. have like a good a couple of months left. throughout four and we're filming a few. more episodes. Like, it's not over yet. Freak. I just like I feel like it's just to me. it's like, oh, it will end eventually, but it still is just like since we're. going through tour and stuff, it's not. ending right this second, you know? Yeah, but this is pretty much the last. time we're recording on the the actual.
set. Yeah. Well, we're gonna I thought. we were filming more, but are we not? Okay. Well, even if we film another. episode, Kate, it's still like. I'm going through. I don't know. And like, we've been doing. this for so long. Like, I'm already. We've barely made it two years. And now, now that there's no more podcasts, now. you can do your whole video fighting. scenes all the time. That is not what I.
want, though. What do you want? I want. to keep doing the podcast, but you know. what? I'm just going to get other hosts. Who? I'm gonna get You can't do this. I'm gonna get Joanna. It's her name is. Diana. Me and Diana. He's He did Huan. and Diana. Me and Diana. Diana doesn't. speak your language, my friend. Well, we'll have a bilingual podcast. Okay. It'll attract a larger audience. Okay. That's going to be great. I'd love that. And then we'll have a translator also.
Probably the translator probably sit. like in my seat. Diana will probably sit. like right here where Harper is. And. what is Rosetta Stone gonna sit over. here? And I'll get two other people to. go take y'all's places. And I was a. funny joke. It's not going to be the. podcast though without us. Yes, it will. I'll keep the name. What? Can't legally. do that technically cuz I'll do it. anyway. Aloha podcast cuz Okay. Um Yeah. No, I just like I just. I just I think it's funny because.
embarrassed now. Your fake little. crocodile tears over there acting like. you really want to keep the podcast. going, Matt. No, go ahead. What were you going to. say? You're acting like you want to keep. it going when you don't. you just as. much as everybody else here knows that. what we've done here was like amazing. for the time that we did it, but it's. time that we stopped doing this and we. focus on bigger and better things. I I. never said that. Yes, you did. No, I.
didn't. Cash. No, I didn't. I never said. stop doing the pod. I said maybe we. could go like one episode a week or. something like that, but I never said. just stop doing it. That's preposterous. for you to say that you I never said Did. I ever say that? No, I don't think you. said that. You're just like, "Let's. lower the video time. Let's Yeah. No. And then all of you guys, you wanted to. go to like one a month." And then you. were like, "Maybe we just like blah blah. blah blah." Then you were like, "Yeah, I. don't really know if we were saying. Kinsey doesn't want to do the podcast. much longer in general because of kids.". And then you said that you want to focus.
on Cash M, which I agreed with, but I. not say we should stop doing the pod. And then Harper said she wants to focus. on acting in LA. Well, I I mean, I have. to go there. Yeah. No, I get that. But. Okay. I have to. Okay. Cash, you have a. whole management team that you run for. for onscreen management and all this. stuff and you're like, man, I just don't. have time to do any of the podcast stuff. anymore. Okay. Well, I still would have. time. Okay. No, you started the conversation. of not everybody having time and you.
too. Yeah. Not time to shoot as much as. we do, but I said we would still have. time to shoot episodes. Once a month is. not enough. It's like you might as well. No. Even if it Once a month is just a. slow death. It's like just stabbing our. boat and letting it leak slow. No, even. if it was once a month, it would still. be way better than just not I mean. cancel it wouldn't it'd be better just. to cut it. What are you talking about? It would be better. It'd be better just. to cut it and go down as like one of the. best podcasts that was ever created on. the planet instead of not the best. podcast. I said one of the best. I said.
one of the best. Okay. We've been on the. charts for a long time. We're still in. like top 20. We are. Yeah. Oh, good. Not. for long. No, not for long. Stop posting. episodes. We won't be. But we are gonna. have a podcast death day coming up where. we will bury what? We're going to bury. Gerald. You guys, there's a death day on. the calendar. We should do it then. No. Yes. You guys think I'm joking. I'm. being for real. I will continue it with. Diana. This is like one of my last show. of Diana. When we're on our last stop on. tour, that's when we should do like the. podcast Death. I'll get new hosts. Y'all.
think I'm trolling. We should We should. have a burial with all the fans. Yeah. You guys will want tickets to our. podcast because that'll be that'll be. the podcast death visual. We can bury. Gerald. Yeah, maybe Gerald will have a seat. Okay. Gerald already has He's got a lot. to say, doesn't he? Okay. Thank you. As we bury him, we'll. press his. button as he's going into the ground. He's like, "No, maybe I'll get um.
No, no one will come on." Well, I don't. really know who I got to to pull from. here. But you guys comment down below. who should take over all their seats. because we're going to have a lot of. empty spaces. Mhm. It's been fun though. It's really fun. It's been fun though. It's changed my. life. And tour will be really fun. No. Yeah. I can't wait in like 10 years. Can. you stop saying that? No. Like actually like like guys like we. would like the podcast like it wouldn't. be a thing um Yeah. without me. Yeah.
Yeah. And without me and without. whatever y'all just watching without. this couch. Honestly, the couch will. still be there. Hey, what about Kate and. Kenzie? We're like huge contributors. No, no. Harper actually getting the. couch put into a museum. Yeah, the YouTube Museum of Art. Y'all. think y'all irreplaceable. You'll find out. Okay. And it'll become. number one on the charts. My stomach. just growled really loud. I heard it. from over here. And I might change it to. Cash and Friends. Cash. What is this? A PBS show? What is.
it? You talking to a bunch of heads on a. stick. Cash. I just have Gerald. Cash. and puppets. They're just. Cash, you should start your own podcast. called Cash and Friends and like have it. be for 10 minutes with all the puppets. and like people like clicking their. things. Kate and I will allow you to use our new. set. Yeah. Well, this is the last. episode. Should we just keep it going or. should we just I mean, we're at times.
You might as well want to kill it early, wouldn't you, Matt? No, I'm just saying. we could keep it going for two hours. I. don't care. It's the last one for a. while. Yeah. Well, I thought I was under. the impression we were going to film. more, but if we're not now, I'm like. slightly sadder. Me, too. What are you. talking about? Wait, we are filming. more. I thought No, we're not. That's. what they were saying. Is I mean, we can. go to one a month, but it's going to. like one a month is just like, oh my. gosh, slowly bleeding out the podcast. and it's just like stabbing yourself, but it's going to be a sad. I'd rather. just cut it off and be like, listen, it. was great. Why do like one a month is. not good. You know, we should start a.
channel that we delete in one year. So, everybody gets to be a part of it. Welcome to the LOL podcast, man. No, this has been like two years. But I'm. saying like we have as soon as the. channel starts, it has a death day. And. so all the content creator of that, if. you watch it during that time, you are. like part of a group of people that know. that it existed. That would be cool. And. then it's gone. And then it ends up. making so much money that we don't. delete it. I think Markiplier did that. or somebody I've heard of that once. before. I don't know if they actually.
deleted it. Let's Let's go through the. fun memories that we've had at least. like I mean like it's what is this like. a flashback episode on Disney Channel. It's like All right, let's look back. now. This day would come. It just starts. playing highlights with Cash with. chocolate coming out of his mouth. throwing up into a bag. Harper slamming. her body onto the floor. Kate peeing her. pants. Well, it's actually kind of crazy. how many moments you can have in a. corner. Kinsey joining the podcast. I My.
favorite episode of me was um shooting. Cash the Water Again. My favorite. episode of me. The live shows were fun, too. And tour. is going to be a lot of fun. You. literally say it's so depressing, Kate. Like, what? And tour is going to be a. lot of fun. Yeah, it will be. It will. be. Yeah. Yeah. Tour is going to be a. lot of fun. It'll be a good time. Tori. is going to be a lot of fun. It's fine. Harper, you laugh at my jokes. a lot. I appreciate that. She laughs at. mine, too. But not No, not really. That. would be for real. Wait, no. Arbor.
laughs with us. I laugh all the time. I. laugh at everything. Unless it's like honestly really not. funny. Or if it's really silent after I. say a joke and and then I just start. awkwardly. Nothing's worse than if you. say a joke and everyone's silent. Yeah, that that's I hear every joke that. Harper says. If you take a risk, kids is. the only one that laughs at my jokes. I. look over to her the first time I say a. joke and then she's like over there in. the corner laughing. So I'm like, "Thank. you. Y'all just too talk too loud. Y'all. can't even hear." Yeah, exactly. I'm.
just hard of hearing. We are hard of. hearing. I want my hearing. Listen, me. and Mav have yelled at each other so. much growing up that now we are hard of. hearing. We were in Target the other day. and I didn't know where y'all were and I. was just about to call Mav and I was. like, I really don't need to, you know, I can just hear them. I walk over one. aisle and I was like, "Oh, I know where. they are." I walked right to you. I said. the same thing. Where were we? On the. other side. I get it, bro. We do talk. loud. Every once in a while, I'll hear. like you and like the other guys talking. and I'll be like, "Are y'all yelling?".
And then I go over there and I'm like, "Hey, man. What's up? I just join right. in.". It is very And sometimes I catch ours. doing it. We're like walking like. through a restaurant. I'm like, "Oh. yeah, man." And then I realize it's a. quiet restaurant and we're like, "No, sorry everyone." And everyone's just. staring at us when the boys are in the. kitchen together talking and me and Kate. could literally be this close and I'm. like hey Kate and she's like what? What? I'm like she's like I How are you doing. that with your mouth so fast? Is that. kind of impressive? She was like I'm.
like yeah do that again. K and I have to. leave the room to talk to each other cuz. wait no talk with no words again. It was. I sped up like two eggs with her mouth. You drink caffeine before this? She look like that little squirrel from. Ice, man. I think it's the head bobbing with it. It's woodpecker, man. All right, guys. Well, um, thanks for.
watching. Oh, wait. Are we at time? This. episode is posted today because it's. April Fools. We'll see you next time. Bye. Yep. Jokes on you, baby. I did fake tears and everything. Guys, we're not recording. Oh, it's April Fool's. April Fools. It's. April Fools. April Fools. It's April. That was funny, though. That was. funny. He almost got us that we're not. recording. He said the board wasn't. recording. That was funny. Now like. that.
