Surprising Harper With Her Long Distance Boyfriend!
It's Biddy. >> Oh, he's here. Can you just give us the. timeline of you guys' love story? >> I saw somebody post her on Snap, so I. like added her. She added me back like a. month and a half later. She literally. said, "Hi." I said, "Hi." I said, "You're pretty." She said, "Liar. You. just want clout." I was like, "Oh.". >> She said, "You just want clout.". >> That was the first thing she said. >> Oh my god. So, like, why do you like. harp? >> Whenever we first like started talking. like in person, actually, there's like. no awkwardness at all. Like, we clicked. really well. She's super sweet. I felt. like the person I saw online was like. the exact person that she was in person. >> That sounds pretty accurate.
>> I just wanted to know like, dang, is. this a guy worthy of dating my co-host? >> And have you decided? >> We'll see by the time this campfire's. out. >> Don't worry. >> Wa! [Music]. >> Welcome back to another episode. Uh, Kenzie has a story that she wants to. tell. >> Uh, but first I have to I have to buy. the shirt with the voice. >> Welcome to the packet. And we're not. doing today. >> Welcome to the podcast. Today on the. podcast, >> well, while Kinsey does that, >> Wait, wait. Does We haven't even heard.
the story. >> She's going to share it after she's done. online shopping. >> Okay. All right. So, Kate, you go ahead. and start herself then. >> I just got a little something in the. mail that I wanted to open up. >> Oh, wow. >> It looks kind of small for Mill. >> I got a package from YouTube. >> You're not being very humble, Kate. >> Not humble. >> I'm just kidding. I'll just throw all. this trash away. >> Okay, >> look at that. that I got a miniature 1. million plaque from YouTube because they. did away with the big plaques. >> Oh my gosh. >> The reason they're they're miniaturing.
them is because everybody's hitting a. million on YouTube. >> Apparently, I didn't hit a million quick. enough and I just got the size of the. plaque that's the same size as the. 100,000. So now I have two of the same. size plaques. >> Yeah, the YouTube plaques used to be. like double that size. But now they made. them that size, little baby size, because too many people are hitting a. million subs. So Kate got the little. baby one, but she did hit a million. subs. So, congrats. >> Yay. >> All right, Kenzie, what were you going. to say? >> Okay, so um I Me and Kate went to ARY. today.
>> No way. >> Yeah. And I I wanted these pair of. pants. I've been wanting them for three. years. Okay. And I haven't bought them. >> Three years. >> Three years. >> That's a lot of years to wait for pants. >> Yeah. Well, I just didn't think it was. worth spending $70 on. >> Fair. >> So, you didn't? >> So, for three years, I didn't buy them. And this year was the year. >> Three years. These jeans they have not. been in stock for 3 years. Head just. dropped. >> Like why would you spend $70 on jeans? Kind of a lot. >> By the way, this was. >> No, they weren't jeans. >> They were sweatpants. >> Sweatpants.
>> Wow. >> $70 sweatpants. I got scammed. >> This was This was the second day of. school and I already didn't wear makeup. to school. >> You're wearing makeup right now. I know. I redid it because I was sweating after. cheer. >> You look pretty. >> Cool fact. So, what happened with your. pants? >> So, I I get the pants right. I'm like. shaking. And I'm like, "Wow, it's been 3. years." And I I walk up to the cash. register. >> Uh, actually, they're black. >> Oh, >> black sweatpants. You bought three of. them. >> Mav, you don't understand. You don't.
understand. >> Wait, you know you can buy sweatpants at. Walmart for like $12. >> Do you know that they're not like these? But anyway, so I walk into the cash. Oh. my gosh. Can I finish my story? >> We're going to need to refinance. >> Yeah. Their favorite thing to do is. interrupt. >> Okay. Can you Who interrupted? >> So I walk up to the cash register with. my $70 pants. You're still interrupting. me. >> Stop. >> Focus. Look me in the eyes. I'm talking. to you. >> Can you finish the story, Ky? >> Okay. I walk up with my $70 pair of. pants and the lady goes, "Oh, you should. go get another pair." And I was like, "I. can't. No, I just these are the only.
ones I want." And she was like, "No, you. should really go get another pair." And. I was like, "I'm so sorry. Where did you. go?". >> Airy. >> Airy. Okay. >> And I don't know why I did this, but. >> by the way, >> and I was like, "No, I really can't. Just one pair is that's all I need." And. she was like, "Oh, but if you get. another pair, you save $6." And I was. like, >> "Six? >> No, but listen." No, but listen. I was. like, "No, my husband told me like, "No, like that's not really saving money cuz. I'm spending more money to get more. pants." So, you would have been proud. >> But then, >> oh, but but there's a but then. >> here's where it turns so good for me.
>> She says, "No, you will save $6 and. adding no additional cost to get another. pair of pants, but you have to get. another pair of pants." And I was like, I don't understand the math. And she was. like, one pair of pants is free, and. this pair you get $6 off. And I was. like, all I got to do is get another. color. She was like, yes. So, I got. another color. >> So, you got two pants for 63 $64. Okay. In case you're wondering, that's like a. one pair of pants for $64.
>> And that's called a BOGO. >> I'm sorry, what? >> It's a bogo. A buy one get one. Buy one. get one. >> A buy one get one. >> $6. Buy one get one. Oh, so buy one get. one plus like 5% off. >> So, are you so excited that I waited. three years to get these pants and go. there for free? >> And with the money that I saved, I just. bought another shirt on Amazon. >> That's good. What a bogo haul, >> Bo. I'm so happy for me. >> I'm very happy for you, too. >> Also, um Harper, so Harper, so we told.
Harper the other day, or we didn't tell. Harper the other day when we were. recording a podcast. Harper went into. the bathroom and we told her that we. were going to surprise her with her. boyfriend Benny. Um but then then her. boyfriend Benny uh flew somewhere else. instead of coming here and he said he. >> Yeah, he went to LA. >> Yes. So uh today we have a surprise. >> He just told us he was going to. Colorado. >> Wait, no. He flew to LA last time. >> Oh, I thought you just told us. Okay, I'm. >> Wait, Colorado? >> He's going to Colorado for his brother.
>> when? >> Today. >> Oh, yeah. I know. She's saying he went. to LA last time. He was supposed to come. here. But anyways, >> I see. >> We were supposed to surprise Harper with. Benny, then she found out, but he. couldn't come anyway. So, I will be. right back. >> Uhoh. Oh, >> shut up. >> No. >> Shut up right there. >> Oh, no. No. Don't. >> Don't get too Don't get too excited. >> My heart's racing. >> Don't get too My heart's racing.
>> No, don't get too excited. Please don't. tell me. >> No, don't get too scared. >> Will you stop trying to ruin the moment? Let your heart race, young one. >> Let your heart race. Be yourself. >> I'm scared. I'm shaking. >> What do you mean? >> Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Maybe this is too far now. >> Okay. No. No. She's fine. She's not. crying. >> Dude, it's Benny. >> Benny. >> It's Benny. Oh, she looks sad.
>> Dude, I actually Oh, >> Benny, why are you not sitting next to. Harper? >> Oh, uh, yeah, that's my bad. I didn't. really like her anyway. Um, what? I just. come here to. >> I'm still shaking. >> What? >> She thought you were actually going to. be Benny. >> Why are you videoing? >> Oh, she's. >> Look, she he tried to make Benny's hair. >> That's not his hair. He looks just like. >> Did you know he actually has naturally. straight hair? >> Yeah. Couch got his hair perm just.
>> I had naturally straight hair too but. look at me now. >> Yeah. You decided he wanted to be. >> You're not Benny. You look nothing like. Benny. >> Wait. Benny gets a perm. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> I told him to straighten it out last. night, though. >> Really? M. Should we get you. >> when he comes down? I'm When he comes. down, I'm going to straighten out his. hair. >> Really, >> dude? That I was. >> I expected you to be more excited, Harper. >> Your boyfriend's right here. >> You're not excited, dog. >> Not even the effort. You know how long. it took me to make this? >> That was like the That was the point of. this video. It. >> took me a long took me a long time to. make this.
>> Yeah, we we. >> we wanted to get a thumbnail title of. Long Harper's longistance boyfriend. surprises Harper, but that didn't work. out. So, this was our next best thing. >> Dude, I'm actually really mad cuz I really I. was like genuinely really excited. >> and then you started looking around in. rooms and I would be. >> Oh, do you actually think I have him? >> Yes. >> No. >> Okay, but to be fair, Harper, he's. coming on in October. So, >> I know. Okay. I wasn't supposed to know, but like I was told. I know. >> Who told you? >> Nobody.
>> Who told you? Tell us right now. >> Nobody. >> Wait, you know. >> Who told you October? >> You just told me October. So you didn't. >> No, I did. >> Wait. >> My heart. >> You told her. Candy did. >> Genuinely. My heart. >> No, she said she already knew. >> She knew. Someone told her. >> And I actually thought that he was. coming today cuz my friends were like, "Do your makeup pretty.". >> Wobb. >> I mean, >> this is not Vinnie. >> I mean, it is pretty accurate. Pop up a. side by side a picture of B and a. picture of me. Dude, who's who? I can't.
tell. >> A. >> Don't hit your boyfriend. >> That's not right. >> That is called uh a domestic fight. A. domestic fight. >> And we will not be doing that today. >> I'm sorry. I told him I thought you. would like really believe it for a. second. >> Okay. I did, but he's also texting me. right now. So I. >> I don't cuz like. >> Well, wait. I thought you were going to. think that. What's it called? >> Guys, you're texting her right now? Yeah, right now. >> No, Benny is texting me. >> This is Benny. >> Not Benny. And he doesn't wear those.
sunglasses. He wears other ones that. aren't colored. >> Really? I feel like Benny wears. sunglasses. >> But he does wear those outfits. >> Wait, no. >> I mean, I feel like he's pretty. >> Dude, he loves this camera. >> Oh. >> Oh, it's an accessory. Why are you. puffing your chest out like that? >> Is that what you think of Benny? To be. honest, I've only met him once for about. 30 seconds and he I think he. >> And this is what you got from him. >> What? No, it's okay.
>> I I I really thought he was. >> Wait, I kind of feel bad now. Hey, I. kind of do. >> Is that why your makeup look like that? >> You did your makeup just for this? You. said you did your makeup? >> Yeah, cuz my friends are like, "Do your. makeup pretty?" And I was like I was. like, "Okay." Like, >> wait. Oh, cuz you thought he was going. to be here. How? Wait, why did you think. he was going to be here today? Cuz I was. I was suspicious cuz my friends never. tell me to do. >> Wait, is that why you were late? Yeah, cuz I was doing my makeup. >> No way. Harour was an hour late to the. shoot. No, I got. >> shows up with Chipotle. >> No, I was I didn't even eat anything. from Chipotle. What I What I'm saying is.
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>> But we can't even now it's ruined. Like, we can't even surprise you with it in. October cuz who told you? >> Cancel his flight. >> Wait, how did you know that? >> She said someone told me. Who? >> No, you said you. >> You said you said I know. Someone told. me. >> It's because Okay. Like I was I was. talking with my friends. Not Addy, but I. was talking with one of my friends and I. was like, "Hey, like like do you know. when Benny is coming down?" Cuz we were. going to see each other on the 31st. >> Oh, really? >> But my mom won't let me go. >> to Florida by herself.
>> With Brooke. With Brooke. >> Her mom said to LA by herself. >> That is valid. >> Harper, you want no part of LA by. yourself? I would love it, especially. with Benny. That would be. >> Oh, speaking of LA, guys, we have our LA. show coming up. So, if you guys haven't. already, even if you've already been to. one of our shows, you should come to the. LA show because the LA show we are going. to have special guests at and it's going. to be unlike any of the other shows. >> Being on the podcast and I thought it. was going to be you. >> Anyway, if you guys come to LA.
>> Oh, wait. It's Benny. >> Oh, he's here. >> And he brought me candy. Benny, your back's to the camera. >> Yeah, at least turn towards the camera. >> Oh my gosh. Oh, my makeup on a. sweatshirt. >> It's okay. >> Oh, girl. Oh my. Her face just came off. >> It's okay. >> Oh man. Oh, that's that's embarrassing. Oh well. >> Well, you guys can take a seat here. >> Yeah. >> Harper, this is where you take the. flowers. >> Yeah, that's where you take the flowers. that he went and bought and picked out.
for you. >> Wait, what the heck? >> Why are you acting? You literally like. thought you knew five minutes ago. >> She knew the whole time. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, what? >> Okay, can you turn towards the camera if. you're gonna hug? >> Turn towards the camera. Show them all. your gifts. >> Wait, you're hugging is crazy. >> You got You got a. >> You got flowers, an Alani, and a Can I. have one of those twigs, Loki? >> I almost ate them in the corn. >> All right, >> you can eat them. >> That's good. We can sit right here. >> Should we get a vase?
>> Wait, what the heck? >> No. That's so wrong. That's so wrong. >> I'm in shock. >> Look, >> I know we look a lot. >> What are we doing here? What are we like. supervising? What's happening, Matt? >> I look insane now. >> Switch with him. >> I just thought this was probably best. for the. >> Let Harper sit next to her boyfriend. that she hardly gets to see. >> All right, fine. >> Wow. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, I got I got makeup all. over your sweatshirt. We'll wash it. >> I have it plugged in there, Alex. Wow. >> Wash it.
>> Yeah, Harper's face did come up on a. sweatshirt. Insane. >> Wait, you knew this time, didn't you? >> No. Yes, you did. >> That's why you were saying yesterday. She kept saying last night cuz we've. been trying to like plan this, but. Harper like has kind of ruined it for. herself. Last night she kept saying, "Oh, I'm just going to break up with. Benny tonight to see what our reaction.". >> And she would say things like, "I'm just. like not going to show up tomorrow." And. then she'd be like, "Also, I'm not I'm. totally not doing my makeup for the next. 5 days.". >> She was like, "Honestly, I think I'm.
just going to fly in LA tomorrow." Bro, I didn't know. >> No, you kept saying everything and. trying to get us to be like, "Wait, >> I didn't know. I promise. I didn't. know.". >> That is Captain Century. Captain. I was just texting her in the car. I was. like, "Yeah, like we're going to dinner. right now. I'm in Colorado.". >> She's like, "How's Colorado?" I was. like, "Yeah, we're we're about to go to. dinner.". >> She might have been like 20% psyched out. when you walked out. She was like, "Wait. a second.". >> I feel like we did throw you off for a. second. Yes, you did. But I didn't know. he was coming today. I thought he was. coming like in October. >> Yeah, that's what we told her.
Oh my gosh. Wait, what? I I Those are. hers. Don't eat those. >> I And I have a diabetes problem where I. have to have sugar every 15 minutes. Everybody knows that. >> I haven't had food all day. >> Vinnie bought those money for her. You. know what? >> Like those aren't yours. >> Well, I'm borrowing. >> No, you're not. >> Are you throw it back up later to give. it back? >> Maybe. Maybe. You never know. >> Oh my gosh. Okay. I actually didn't know. he was coming. I promise. I swear. >> So, what' you think when my location was. off? I thought that it was glitching. because everybody's location is off for.
me. Like even Addie. So. >> I don't believe that for a second. because before the pod she was like his. location is off. >> She was like Yeah. She was like raging. at you. >> Nah. She was she was baiting us. She was. trying to get us to tell her. >> I wasn't. >> You were trying to get us to. >> Addy. Did I know? >> No. >> I tried to tell her. She was like she. was like, "Do you know when Betty's. coming?" And I was like, "How do you. know he's coming?" She's like, "Well, like it was a conversation we me and. had." And I was like I was like, "No, I. swear she has like. >> Okay. Wait. What? >> Addie talks 1,000 miles an hour. I. didn't hear anything. I can translate. They had a conversation. Harper and uh.
Benny had a conversation where they were. talking about how he's going to come. soon. And Harper was like, "Addy, do you. know when Benny's going to come?" And. Addy was like, "Uh, how do you know he's. even going to come?" And Harper was. like, "Well, because Benny and I talked. about how he's going to come soon." And. Addy was like, "I have no clue what. you're talking about.". >> So, I think me and Benny look a lot. alike. >> We all don't. >> Really? Basically, >> let's get a sidebyside. Stand up. >> He's a lot taller than you. So, >> Oh my gosh, Cash. He makes you look like. paper. He's so white. Look at his legs. >> Oh man. >> Oh,
quite a bit of light. >> No. >> With the glasses. >> Here. Put the glasses on. >> Y'all could be brothers. >> What? >> Y'all could be brothers. >> I make keys. >> I think we're cousins. >> I think I think we might be cousins. >> Long lost. >> From the same mother. >> What? What does that mean? I don't think. the same mother. I don't think that's. how that works. >> I'm actually in shock. >> She's so excited. Like actually what? Wait, how long are you staying for? >> Till Friday, >> bro. I have school.
>> I know. >> But tomorrow tomorrow after school when. we go to the photo shoot, he can come. with us. >> And then and then the next day after. that, he's going to hang out with us all. day. And you're going to be so. >> But while you're at school, he's going. to come over and hang out. >> Are you going to Oh, okay. >> What? Oh, math. >> I don't know. >> Harper, don't be sad that you have to go. to school. Be happy that he's here. >> Yeah, I know. And he's sleeping over at. my house. Well, maybe I He might be. staying at my house. >> No, he just said he's staying at my. house. >> Well, maybe. We'll see.
>> Go, rock, paper, scissors for it. >> We can We can do a coin toss. >> You never even told him thank you for. the flowers. >> Thank you. >> You know what Benny said when we were. picking him up from the airport cuz. Kinsey and I um picked Vinnie up and he. was like, "Well, I wanted to go get her. flowers, but she when I asked her what. her favorite flowers were, she said, "I. hate flowers.". >> I don't actually. I just said that. Oh, let's just put those down. >> I thought I thought he was like trying. to door dash me flowers and I was like, "No, I don't I don't like flowers." So, >> it would have been really funny if I. walked in and she was like, "Oh,
flowers.". >> No, >> flowers. No, I'm fine. Dude, can you. please take that off? That's really. embarrassing. >> What do you mean? What? >> I think he looks good. >> His outfit. >> Um, my my wedding ring. Why would I Why. would I want to take that off? >> Your hair. >> It's kind of weird. >> Is it my wedding ring? My wedding ring. >> Yeah. Anyways, that's kind of ironic. because Kate told me today she's like, "I'm going to make sure he stops and. gets flowers on the way." I was like, "What?". >> Yeah. >> And then. >> and then he said it himself, so I was. very proud. >> Wow. Like out of a book. >> Yeah. >> We went on FaceTime last night, too, until like 2:00 a.m.
>> Oh, really? >> Yeah. And then I woke up late and I. didn't do makeup for school. >> A. >> So love. >> Wow. Just look at him. >> Can you guys like hold hands or. something for like the clips? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like. Jason connection. >> I do feel a connection. I'm not going to. lie. No, guys. He wears rings. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> Oh, I noticed that when he was picking. >> I noticed, but I also noticed he has. gold and silver on two separate hands. >> Oh, >> normally I wear a gold bracelet, but Ko. broke it in LA.
>> Ko, >> he does he does Darmian. Ko Mikey from. Darmian. >> Oh, okay. >> You know him. >> No, >> we should have him. >> Don't go. Oh my god. >> Wait, genuinely take that off, please. >> What? I think you. >> reminding me of Benny and not in a good. way, though. That's the idea. >> That's the idea. >> When Vinnie got in the car, he goes, "So, how old are you?" And Kay was like, "21." He's like, "Okay, cool. How old. are you?" And I was like, "25." He's. like, "Oh." Oh, so you're like an adult.
>> No. No. His worst horse. So, you're like, >> "Yeah.". >> Oh, I said that so I couldn't get. offended, but you know. >> Wait, but he didn't say that to you, Kate. You're still kind of. >> I clarified. I said, "Who are you. speaking to right now? Cuz surely you're. not talking to me." He was like, "No, not you." Her. Well, Kenzie, I don't. mean to say anything, but dang. >> I'm How old are you? >> Me? >> 16? Kenzie's almost Keny's almost a. decade older. >> Oh my god. >> He's too much under me. >> Well,
>> he's too much. >> Wow. >> I think the next decade older would be. that guy. >> Hey, shout out Ricky out of the Dutch. Bros. I was supposed to tell him thank. you on the podcast. Thank you Ricky for. the Dutch Bros. >> He's two months younger than me. >> Wow. Cougar. >> Oh, hey. I'm a month younger than. Kinsey. >> What? That's crazy. No, you're. >> No, you're not. >> 11 months. That's what it is. >> Yeah. >> Not one difference. >> Two ones. >> Two ones. You're almost a year younger. than Kinsey. >> Yeah. >> Cougars. >> Dang. >> You It's better that way. >> Wait, Mav's younger than Kinsey?
>> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> By almost a year. >> Yeah. >> It's awkward. >> Dang. I'm older than Cape. >> Yeah. >> How much older? A year? >> Who knows? >> I like them old. Take that off. Oh, >> what? My hat. Can you please stop saying. that, Harper? Okay. >> Like, can we see your hair? Your low. taper fade. This is my low taper fade. for now on. >> Take it off. Gosh, I think you should go. get a perm like Benny, too. >> A perm? Uh, yeah. No, probably not. Cuz. I feel like if I got a perm like that. >> Did you say probably not? >> Yeah. >> I think it would make your highlights.
look better. >> Well, no. See, then I'm worried about. they look like French fries. >> Yeah. I don't think you I don't think. you perm like that. >> Yeah. I feel like if you have blonde. highlights when you get it curled, it's. totally looking like French fries. >> No, no, no. Your hair looks like French. fries whenever you have any wind in your. hair and you can see your whole. forehead. >> It does kind of look like a picture of. McDonald's fries. >> I have a fun game to play. >> What is it? >> Uhoh. >> Um, it's not really a game actually, but. since we have Benny and Harper here, uh, can you just give us the timeline of you.
guys' love story, please? And thank you. starting now. >> So, really a story? >> Yeah. So, so give us the start date. >> I wonder who's going to win. >> Kate Kate wants like, you know how she. read those books all the time? She wants. like that. Yeah, narrate the romance. book for me. >> Wait, but we want you to start off with. when did you first notice him and when. did he first notice you? >> I don't really want Harper to say. anything. >> Actually, wait. Yes. Benny needs to. talk. >> We've heard Harper. >> We have heard what Harper had to say. >> Explain it. >> So, >> from your point of view, when did you. first notice who Harper Zmer was?
>> Uh, well, actually, when I was like 13, I used to watch her get ready with me. >> So, it was kind of I I added off. somebody's story. >> And you had a crush on her then? >> Yeah, of course. >> Really? No, >> that's a Wow. So, you were a fanboy. >> Yeah, I was I was a little fan. I. followed her on my other account since I. was like 13. >> Wow. >> I saw I saw somebody post her on Snap. So, I like added her and then her. >> I don't know. >> I'm kidding. >> I added her and then we had mutuals, I. guess. So, she added me back like a. month and a half later. It was so.
random. I was walking to my friend's. house. >> and I'm like I'm like walking in the. street and it's just like herpilumber. added you back. I was like, >> "Oh, okay.". >> You said that? Okay. Hey, why did you. actually. >> How did you randomly pick him? >> No, I. >> He was like, "Oh, that's a nice bit. emoji.". >> I was I love you. I was going through my. um Blake, are you coming back? >> All right. I was going through my or I. was going through my ads on Snap cuz I. was trying to find other HU. >> Oh, what the are there hot bit emojis? >> What you were going to say?
>> What word just came out of your mouth? >> It said other h like hoes, but h. >> she doesn't know cuz she's. >> right. Yeah. Anyways, so I was like. looking through it and then I saw his. public profile. >> Guess she's not going to like you after. this. >> No, she not. She's not going to like you. at all. >> The craziest part though is like it was. a true statement. >> She didn't know. She didn't know. >> Did you know what a huz is? >> I mean, I'm assuming a husband. >> No, you're wrong. See? >> Wait. Uh. >> yeah. Call me old again. >> It's okay. And then it's like it's like. a an attractive person. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. See, easy. So, I was looking.
through my um ads and then I found I I. found him and then I was like, "Oh, okay. I'll add him back." And I didn't. know he was like famous on TikTok or. anything, but then I saw that he lived. in um Pensacola, so I was like, "Oh, that's not too far." So, not too far. It's like 12 hours. >> No, I mean, I know I know that, but like. >> where did you think he lived? China. >> Okay, pause. Actually, the first thing. you said to me was, "I've seen you on. TikTok.". >> That was after she told you she's a. pathological liar. >> After she stalked you. I'm not a. pathological liar. I just don't remember.
what I said. Uh, anyways, >> she literally said, "Hi." I said, "Hi.". I said, "You're pretty." She said, "Liar. I've seen you on TikTok.". >> Oh, I said liar. >> You were like, "You just want clout." I. was like, "Oh, >> she said that." She said, "You just want. clout.". >> That was the first thing she said. >> Oh my gosh. >> So, you added him back and then when he. texted you, you said you just want clout. after you added. >> Yeah. I say that to every every single. guy ever who's ever added me. Like, I'm. like, "You just want clout. Shut up.". >> You never told me that. and and and. we've been friends for a long time. >> Yes. Yeah. She just said Cash is trying.
to slide in my DM. She did say that. Did. you ever hear that story? >> No. >> I first saw her on TikTok and I was. like, "Hey, >> mind you, she was 13 and Cash was 21.". >> Yeah. We're married. Everything. completely crazy. I was like, "Hey, uh, you're doing really good on TikTok. Message me. Maybe we can like work. together or something." She goes on live. stream. She's like, "Oh my gosh, Cash. Baker's trying to slide in my DMs." And. all the comments are like, "What the. freak?" And everybody's like, "Arest him. now.". >> So bad. >> She literally was like this tall. >> She was like 2 feet tall.
>> I was so short until I went. >> Anyways, sorry. >> So yeah, I added him and I was like, "Yeah, I just want clout." Or you just. just want clout. And then um. >> Kinsey, what is clout? >> Uhoh. >> Never mind. We continue with the story. >> I know what clout is. >> What is it? >> It's like you want popularity. >> Yeah, essentially. Yeah. Bravo. Bravo. I. mean, how else would you define that, please? >> Clout. >> Yes. >> Uh, you want the hype? >> Yeah. Like stealing someone else's hype. >> Yeah,
>> it's the same exact thing. It's the same. thing. >> All right. Sorry. Sorry. >> So, yeah, basically I was like, you are. just um winning clout. And then um he. was like, >> "Australia tickets for our world tour. are officially on sale on the. websiteodcast.net. Get your Australia tickets now. They. officially just went live, so go get. them before they sell out. Also, we are. going on a world tour. So, we are also. going to be coming to Toronto this week. Then, we're going to be hitting St. Louis, Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Chicago,
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[Music]. >> No, I don't know what he said after. that. What did he say? >> I don't remember. >> Then you guys fell in love and started. dating. >> Yeah, >> basically. >> No. Okay, rewind. Go back. You guys were. in New York for a couple days. Like, give us the the debrief. We need to. unpack it. You're not unpacking. anything. Everything is still in a. package. I'd like to unwrap it. When you. got on the plane to go to New York, were. you nervous? Were you like, "Oh my gosh, I'm going to go meet Harper.". >> When we were like about to walk up to. her, I swear I almost had a heart. attack. It was so scary. >> Really? Oh, no. I What's it called?
Yeah. When we were about to walk up, if. Addy was still here, I was like I was. like not okay. I was like, "Oh god, no. I can't do it. I can't do it." So then. when he came over, I like ran away for a. second and then back. >> You ran away? >> Well, like do you remember watching me. like kind of run away? Like. >> No. way to make things awkward or. >> you do like a little victory lap before. you guys. >> around the lobby. >> No, >> no, I like I was so scared. So I was. like I I like ran away for a second then. I came back and I was like, "Oh, hi.".
>> Interesting. >> I walked up and I was like, "Oh, do you. know me? Do you want a picture?" And we. like took a picture. >> Oh, yeah. There we go. >> That was a good opener. >> And then that is a good opener. >> Yeah. And then I was so convinced that. his friend Danny had like 500K on. TikTok. So, I thought he was like. famous. Um, he wasn't. He has like 100. followers, but it's not. It's fine. It's. not about followers, Harper. >> I I know that. >> How dare you, Danny? >> Danny is a person. >> Yeah, he definitely is. >> He's not defined by his follower count. >> Okay. Anyways, um, no. Yeah, I just like.
I was like I did a victory lap and then. I came back and I was like, "Hi." And. he's like, "Do you want a photo?" And I. was like, "Yeah." And then, >> wait, do you guys have the first picture. you took together? I really hope not. >> I do. >> Wait, show it. >> Yeah. Can we show it on the. >> text it to me so I can pop it up on. screen? >> Okay. >> Wait, this is the one in the hotel. lobby. >> Uh, it's like right outside of the. hotel. >> Oh, wow. First picture together. >> You guys took really cute pictures when. you were in New York when I got married. >> Thanks to Danny.
>> Yeah, she's trying to define him by his. followers. >> I know, >> right? No, I'm not I'm not doing that. I. just was convinced that he had 500. grand. >> Oh, okay. Why were you convinced of. that? >> That's the truth. picture, by the way. The lighting is very bad. >> Very low lighting. Get off that text. It. works. Yeah. Can you text that to me or. her so we can pop it up on screen? >> But yeah. No. And then we walked around, I'm pretty sure, and we went to the. subways and it was so hot. So all of our. makeup was sweating off, especially. Benny's. And um like No, I'm kidding.
No, it it was it was really bad cuz like. I did my makeup and it just all sweat. off. So the first day I was like barely. wearing any makeup and uh Yeah. >> And we kept going to the wrong place. We. got on like a bunch of different subways. >> and we were starving. It It was really. bad. >> Wow. Y'all just like mobbed New York. City together. >> Yeah. No, it was fun. >> Sorry, this is completely sad. But when. Kenzie was 14, >> she could have held you as a newborn. >> What do you mean? >> Wait, is that right? >> No, that's not right. No, it's not. >> Oh, that makes She's like, "No, it's. not. >> That would make you like 30ome. Sorry.".
>> No, when I was nine. >> Oh, when you were nine. >> I could have held them as a little baby. >> The youngest nine is bad. Once you're 10. years older, it's like. >> the the youngest mom ever was six. years. old. Do you know that? >> Really? Is that like a true stat? >> That's horrible. >> But listen, my lack of knowledge on. whatever words are coming out of their. mouths has nothing to do with my age. It. has everything to do with I was not on. social media before these people. >> Okay. So, has the fact that she's a. hillbilly and grew up in the sticks. >> Whatever. Fine. If you want to blame it. on that.
>> Okay, we will. >> Oh, no. Uh, also I don't know if you. heard how Harper kind of slandered your. name on how you asked her out, but she. said you awkwardly whispered in her ear. >> I did not say. >> and said it and said, "Will you be my. girlfriend?". >> And uh, that's the story we got. So. >> that is the story we got. >> Does that Does that sound right? >> No, it like I didn't even really whisper. like I said it into her ear, but like I. didn't I didn't whisper it just cuz like. everybody was in the car already, so. like it wasn't like I had to whisper or. anything, >> but like I watch. >> I just remember you whispering. Oh,
that's all I remember. So. >> Oh, you watched the clip? Yeah. >> Okay. Well, what else did she lie about? >> Yeah. >> I didn't lie. I don't lie. I'm not a. pathological liar. >> As she plays with her hair as she's. freaking out, she's like, "I'm not a. liar." That lie. >> I'm not. That's the thing. >> Okay. Stop twitching then. >> I'm not. >> I'm not twitching. >> Okay. Just No. Act cool. >> I'm not a liar. >> Just relax, Arper. >> I'm not a liar. >> You're still touching your hair. >> I'm not a liar. >> Okay. >> Well, was there anything else that. wasn't true for that story? >> I feel like there was, but I don't. remember exactly.
>> I knew she's a liar. I'm not. Y'all have. known me for like three years and I. don't lie. >> You lie about everything. >> We had a watch party whenever it came. out. >> Watch party. >> Yeah, >> it was just me and a friend, but still. >> Sounds like a party. >> Party. >> My dad, every time every time she like. said something that wasn't true, we were. like screaming and my dad kept calling. me. He was like, "Stop yelling." Like, "What are you doing?". >> Oh, wait. What did I say that wasn't. true? Probably a lot. >> Yeah, a good bit. >> Yeah, that normally happens with Harper. No,
>> it was like close to the truth, but. there was a lot that wasn't. >> We need to like take you I feel like. we're not really going to get to know. him until we like get off camera. Maybe. we take him up to the land around a. campfire and then it'll be like. >> and then we sacrifice you up there. >> He wants to know part of your campfire. just to a campfire. >> There we go. See, I have a campfire. right here. Actually, >> all day tomorrow with him. >> You want to start a campfire? >> We can start one here. >> Okay, >> Matt. Tomorrow while Harper's at school, you'll have like eight hours with him. alone. What are you doing? >> What the heck? What the.
>> Okay, that looks like a Is that the. feast? >> Where did you. >> That lighter's like dead. >> Uh, Maverick, I don't think this is. going to really work. >> Uhhuh. >> It's going to work, right? >> Look at him. He's like. >> Oh, he's. >> a. >> What does the outside of that candle. say? Only use. >> on. There we go. >> Oh, he's got a torch. >> Alex got a torch. >> Benny showed me his torch on FaceTime. last night. >> What? Like seeing your torch? >> That's for fireworks. We shoot fireworks. a lot. >> Oh, we're going to get the smoke a lot. >> M. That definitely says outside use.
only. >> No, it's. >> You're scaring Benny. M. Stop it. >> You just calm down. Don't worry. Everything's okay here. >> You're Wait, M. You're catching the tent. on fire on the outside. >> Yeah, the tent is catching on fire. >> No, no, we're good. Well, he is starting. a campfire. >> The the fire. >> Okay. Is this where you like ask him all. the questions? M. >> M. You got to like set it on your. kneecap. No one can see it down there. >> It's going to fall. >> M. It smells bad. >> Here. I got you a little stick. Okay. Um, what am I supposed to do? >> I mean, he set himself up. He knew this. was going to happen. >> Uh, did you get me a stick?
>> No. >> No. Sorry. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Oh. >> Still good. 5 second rule. >> Here you go. >> Why did they fly like that? >> Those are some Why are they so. >> Those are some ginormous marshmallows, dude. >> Those are huge. Thank you, Fastables, for that. >> Fast sent that. Wait, Mav. What in your. >> I feel like I'm getting already. >> I feel like we're close already. Yeah. >> Well, ask him your questions. >> We've bonded over campfires now. >> Okay. Ask him your questions, Mav.
>> I feel more vulnerable now. >> I do, too. Just looking into that fire, man. It's just like it really brings it. out in me. >> Yeah. Okay, Mav. So, go ahead and ask. him your questions. >> Are y'all catching feelings? >> No. >> No. >> We're just bonding over a campfire, Harper. >> Well, I'm envious of the marshmallows. >> Yeah. So, like, uh, why do you like. Harp, you know? Um. because. whenever whenever we first like started. talking like in person actually there's. like there's like no awkwardness at all.
Like we clicked really well. >> Into the microphone please. >> Sorry. We clicked we we clicked super. well and. >> into the microphone. She's super sweet. >> and um I love me and her together. >> Um I feel Oh, >> keep going. Oh, keep going. This is a. campfire. You don't you campfires are. serious. >> Yeah. I'm a little distracted by the. flame. >> Oh, no. The flame's fine. We won't catch. on fire. >> No, it's getting big. It's like. mesmerizing. I like it. >> Is mesmerizing. >> Why are marshmallows turning black?
>> Things are not browning the way you. thought. Just keep keep engaged in the. story, man. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, what do what do. you like about Harper? >> I feel the heat. >> Harper, they're on a campfire. >> I'm. >> in the middle of something. >> Oh. >> Um. >> um. >> Matt, do you have any more questions? >> Harpers. Like what made you like be like, "Dang, this girl is a girl that I should put. time and money and like put my best foot. forward in dating Harper.".
>> I think like the biggest thing that. stuck out to me was like. >> there's a lot of girls, right? >> You could have dated any girls, >> right? Um I think the I think the. biggest thing that like stuck out to me. was. >> This is just making me uncomfortable. >> Hi, babe. Please be. >> like I felt I felt like she was so like. herself. Like there wasn't like trying. to like I don't know how to explain it, >> dude. I respect that. >> But like it was just it was just so like. herself. Like I felt like the person I. saw online was like the exact person.
that she was in person. >> That sounds pretty accurate. >> Yeah. And. >> I don't know. I just like that a lot. >> Okay, M. Next question. >> Why? Mine's like not really. >> Mine. It's black. Why is it black? >> It's not even black. There's a lot of. There's like more smoke than there. should be, I feel. >> Yeah, there's a lot of black smoke. >> That's the flavor. >> And the can is like melting. It looks. like. >> Yeah, that doesn't look. >> No, it doesn't look good. I don't know. if I eat it, but. >> Well, they're also on the floor, but I. think the fire like gets rid of the. bacteria. >> Oh, for sure. >> Yeah.
>> So, you know, >> cuz like we use like sticks and stuff in. the movie. >> If you're to like, you know, >> date Harper, you know, like. >> he is dating me. >> Harper, >> right? Like what's it look like when you guys I. don't. >> I don't think so. >> Like let's say you guys got married one. day and then but he's like wait a second. hold on. >> you know you're working two jobs you're. trying to support a family. >> jobs. >> and. >> can you like bleep that word out. >> jobs? >> Yeah who.
that's a trigger word. >> It's a trigger word. >> Yeah. somebody. >> Dang. What a man. Um, and then let's say. like, you know, uh, the weekend rolls. around, like what what are you and. Harper doing on a on a on a Sunday. afternoon? >> On a Sunday afternoon or Sunday morning. >> It probably depends on where we live, but she mentioned she wants to live in. LA and I want to live in LA or Miami. Either way, >> LA. >> So, Oh, >> sorry.
>> Um, I don't know. I guess the weekend's. beach cuz we we'll probably be somewhere. around a beach. Matt Matt's trying to. get you to say one thing. >> Oh, dang. She knows. >> so well. >> You don't have a stick. Yeah, you can't. talk without a stick. >> Say it again. >> Say it again. What do you mean say it. again? >> She wants you to re ask your question. >> I don't got to re ask no questions in my. campfire. Okay. >> Just ask it again. >> No, there's a fine answer. >> Um. >> Oh, it's okay. Don't worry about it. Just put it back down there. >> Okay. >> Yeah, we good.
What if the can starts dripping onto the. table? >> I'll be honest, this thing smells like. burning blast. Mad mad ask the question. math. Um, so you know, it's like Sunday. afternoon. Sunday morning possibly. What. would What would you and Harper be. doing? >> Sunday morning church. >> Yeah. Yeah. Wow. >> You said afternoon. >> It morning, you know. >> Well, but you said afternoon originally. >> Yeah, that was my. >> It's a trick question. >> I guess afternoon I'd probably be at. lunch after church. So, you guys are.
going to church. You got you got the uh. >> I got graham crackers. Yeah, of course. >> Do you have chocolate? >> Uh yeah, I got chocolate. Who wouldn't. have chocolate? >> Well, we have Twix, too. We could make. We could That's not a bad idea. >> Cuz I don't have chocolate. >> Oh, >> but that kind of worked out then. >> I was tempted to eat the flower petals. in the car. I was pretty hungry. >> What? The flower petals? >> Man. >> Wait, was the Chipotle for you instead. of Kate? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Do you feel like in the episode. like I was. >> I was wondering cuz Addy doesn't have. your number. >> I know. That's what that's what Brooke.
said. She was like um so Addy like. actually does not text Kate at all. So. it's going to work. >> Why is my marshmallow black? >> It's not even black. Like. >> no. I'm sorry. >> It looks like I rolled it around in a. parking lot. >> That is the craziest. >> It looks like it could go on a carpet. the whole time. >> That is the craziest marshmallow I've. ever seen. >> I'm a little scared to eat it. Give me. that Twix Harper. >> The Twix will cover up like the. >> Yeah, I think so. >> Dirt. >> Um, so like in that in that episode you.
watched like you probably thought, man, Maverick's kind of like going going hard. on Harper, but I really just wanted to. know like what kind of guy you were. >> Yeah, you just seem like you want the. details. >> Yeah. I just wanted to know like, dang, is this a guy. >> worthy of dating my co-host? >> You know, >> and have you decided? >> We'll see by the time his campfire's. out. >> Oh my gosh. Can you like blow it out? Please. >> It's getting boring. >> Maybe if you give me a Twix, we could. speed up the process. >> I have some. >> Oh, thank you, sir. Everybody's like.
bored now. Everybody's went off. No. >> Well, probably cuz y'all don't have. sticks. >> Yeah, I'm not bored. >> Oh, >> so you and Harper, you guys are going to. go to church and enjoy your lives one. day, it sounds like. But are you going. to are you going to take Harper away. from us? >> Well, she I mean, she's. >> We had her first. >> Yeah. What? >> No, you can't. >> No. >> Church in LA. It's just all adding up. for me now.
>> Uh, >> wait. You can't talk. >> I'm sorry. >> Don't eat that map. >> I'm going to eat that. Like, it's like bouncing. >> Oh, eat that thing. >> Those marshmallows have to be like 3. months old. >> Uh, Cash, all you buddy. Dude, I would, but I I I don't really eat things when. Let me see it. >> I'm lactose intolerant. >> Suddenly. >> Oh, >> I don't really eat things when the edges. of them just fall off. >> Yeah, Betty's looks kind of good.
>> Uh, >> I don't know if. >> me a cup of water there, Cash. >> Yeah, I'm okay. I'm not eating that. marshmallow. >> Wait, I'll eat it. Give it here. >> All right. >> Can you eat mine? >> Here you go. >> No. No. >> No. >> Oh. >> Oh, it's hot. >> How does the marshmallow taste? >> The inside's. >> I don't know how I can. >> All right, ma'am. Eat it. Come on. Let's. see it. No way he's doing it. >> You can't really eat it. It's like a. rock. Come on. >> I know. They don't really It's not. really getting squishy. >> It's not bad. The twix in there is good. >> Did M just fake bite it? >> No. I took a little bit of marshmallow,
but not much. >> Well, >> today was Benny's first time on a plane. alone. >> Really? >> That's crazy. >> They grow up so fast. >> Give me some water. Our campfire. session's over. >> Yes. >> I got you. Hold this. >> I got you. That's ice. >> I am. Oh. >> what were you drinking? >> That's going to light on fire. >> That's going to melt. >> Sweating. sweating the Twix. >> Yes. >> I think I'll just. >> eat it. >> Throw water.
>> Whoa. >> Cash. >> Why did you throw it? >> Throw water. >> Cash. Stop. No. What are you doing? >> Yeah. >> Cash. >> Cash. Stop. Stop. >> Almost got on M. Stop. >> Oh, it did. It burned me real bad. >> Me, too. >> Dude, everyone knows you throw water at. it. I don't really understand why y'all. I'm trying not to eat the black part, but it's actually not bad. >> Are you okay, both of you? >> I can't get. >> from what? >> The fire hit them. >> Oh, just a little hot. >> Just a little. >> Yeah. >> Good thing I saved you guys. >> Thank you.
>> Now I have more respect. He's kind of. tough cuz that really hurt. >> Yeah, you have pants on. >> No, but I got my ankle. >> Oh, yeah. It hit like all the way up. here. I don't really know how I've. grabbed crack. >> So, you threw so much water. >> Wow. It's a good thing you're here cuz. if not it would have hit Harper. >> Hey, I have extra marshmallow. Do you. want it? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> ew. What the. >> You're just going to You need to eat. that. Benny, >> he wants to feed you. >> Stick it on the stage. >> Open your mouth, Harper. >> Oh, can you just. >> just open it? She's not here for the. >> bite. Be really cute for the. >> Why is the Twix wrapper still on the.
marshmallow, dude? >> Guys, don't judge him. He eats like. that. >> He opened it halfway. >> Well, if I cover the wrapper, you can't. see it. >> You can just throw that anywhere you'd. like. Um, >> if you if you're. >> preferably in that cup and not on the. floor cuz then somebody. >> We actually The first time we all met. Benny. Do. >> you want a bite? >> I'm I'm good. >> The first time we all met Benny was. actually when Harper met Benny, but he. came to our show in New York. Um, so. Benny as a I guess I I guess actually. you are a biased person because you like. Harper. Uh, but what do you think of the.
the the live shows? Honestly, brutally. honest opinion. >> Um, >> because for those that don't know, we're. on tour right now. >> You guys can get your tickets at the. lolodcast.net. Please come. >> Yes, you can get your tickets at the. lolodcast.net. We're going to like five. countries, a bunch of cities. But let's. hear what Benny actually thinks of our. live show cuz he was out one of them. >> Brutally honest. I mean, you can tear us. apart. >> Completely honest. I thought they were. going to be really weird and I was going. to be bored. But I actually had a really. good time and I was screaming at the top. of my lungs the whole time. >> That was Well, I don't know about. boring. I just thought it was going to.
be kind of odd. >> cuz I was like, "It's a podcast. How is. it going to be on tour?" Like, what's. what are they? >> That's what everyone says. And you know. what? You guys just have to come and see. it for yourself. I kind of thought it. was going to be like just like this like. y'all just talking the whole entire time. >> and like all the events were really. cool. >> I think we could do that and people. wouldn't be like let down. They'd be. like they know you later for the nice. words. >> Right. But it's just like a lot more. than you would expect. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I knew I liked you when Harper came up. to us afterwards and was like, "Benny. really liked your dance." And I was. like, "Well, I like Benny." Um. >> Yeah. Benny called you hunk. >> Yeah. Now he's called me. Dude, Kate got.
so excited at one of the shows cuz me. and Kate have a a part of the our in our. show where we do a magic trick. Do Hold. on. Wait real quick. Do you want me to. lick that off your fingers? >> Yeah, of course. Matt, >> it's okay. >> Were you like testing him? >> Oh my gosh. >> Stop it, Vinnie. He's so funny. >> You look ridiculous. >> Me? >> Oh no. >> Can I see the cup again? >> I think we should see some napkins, maybe. >> Yeah. Do you need water?
>> I got you. >> Yes, I need water now. >> That wasn't funny. >> Uh, but Oh, sorry. What I was saying is. we got What the Whoa, those came. >> You're getting hurt today. >> Holy. >> that was crazy. We had some uh Mav and. Kinsey have a dance part in the show and. Kate thinks they look so cute and. adorable when they do it. And Kate was. like, "Cash, me and you need something. Me and you need something in the show.". >> And we came up with this magic this. magic part of the show. I still don't. understand that.
>> What? >> I still don't understand that. >> You don't know how I did it, right? >> It looks good. Even from like the side, it looked good. >> Yes. Yes. There's a part of the show. where I performed. What? >> What about it? >> Hand me it. >> Oh, shoot. >> Wait. What is that? Look at it. >> Stop it. I don't want to do that. Wait. >> Oh my. Okay. >> He is just taking hits today. >> You're so funny. >> Welcome to our home, Minnie, where we. spill some. Now it's you. It caught the. backlash of your bad mistakes.
>> No, don't do that again. My hair. I have. to wash it again. And I washed it last. night. >> Well, good cuz you said you only washed. it every 9 days anyway. So, I didn't say. that. >> Yeah. Yeah, she said that. She did. >> She said she only washes her hair every. 9 days. So, I'm sure it could use an. extra wash or two here and there. >> I don't wash my hair every 9 days. The. thing is it doesn't get oily. So, I. don't wash it like. >> Oh, it does. Neither does mine cuz since. I have a perm, it like dries my hair out. a lot. M dude actually. >> So do you also not wash your hair but. every nine days? >> No, I I wash it like every two weeks. I.
just rinse it with cold water every day. >> Every two weeks. >> Oh man, they were made for each other. >> I mean, y'all combined y'all take a. shower twice a month. >> I shower every day. >> Yeah, I rinse it with cold water. >> Oh, but not warm. >> No, it's bad for your hair. >> Oh, really? >> Warm water is bad for your hair. >> Dang, I'm cooked. >> Just for any hair. >> Yeah. >> No, I'm I'm pretty mad at you. >> What do you mean? You're the one that. tried to You got me fine. >> Wait, Harper, look at me. Oh, you're. fine. >> Your makeup looks good. >> No, it you messed it all up. I I I'm.
done. >> Well, at least you stayed into the. microphone. >> I'm done. >> There we go. >> Yeah, but anyways, me and Kate have this. part in the show where it's a magic. trick segment and Kate was like, "This. is our time to be adorable.". >> Yeah. I was like, we can have a cute. little moment at the end. >> And we can't say too much of the magic. trick because you got to come to the. show to to see it. But, uh, all you got. to know is Kate ends up being in a box. She's floating. No, Kate starts floating. in the air and you think, "Oh, >> you don't have to know too much much cuz. you have to come to the show." But. here's the entire trick.
>> Yeah, Maverick's saying she floats in. the air and it's pretty cool. That's all. I'm saying. >> Thanks, Matt, for now everybody knows. she Anyways, >> it was pretty cool. >> Kate wanted the cute bit, but we ended. up throwing her in the box. And then. finally, a fan at one of the shows. finally said to Kate, cuz Kate comes out. of the box for a second. And a fan. finally said, "Yo, you and Cash look so. cute doing the magic trick." And she was. like, "Yes, yes.". >> Little victory lap. >> I literally I hit a victory lap around. the meet and greet line. >> Y'all need We need to post what. happened. The first two shows y'all did.
the magic trick. >> The first two shows, Kate was so excited. to be all cutesy and stuff and Cash. pulls her out of the box and just like. slams her on the ground and almost. breaks her ankle. Not once, but twice. To be fair, I told K, I said, "If you. wear those high heels that are like 12. in tall, you're going to fall when you. jump out of the box.". >> Those are the only heels I had. I was. like, "It'll be fine.". >> And for two or three shows in a row, she. insisted on wearing the heels every. time. >> Every time she'd jump out of the box and. roll her ankle. >> Yeah. You know what? I was trying to.
save you some money. >> It's crazy that you're blaming her. >> Yeah. You know what's also crazy? Benny's here and y'all are just talking. to each other. >> Yeah. Benny, what the freak? >> Yeah. >> Well, it doesn't have to all be about. me. >> I'm entertained. >> You are You are our special guest, Benny. >> All right. like my other boyfriend. >> What? >> Um. >> what's uh what you do for fun, dog? >> Um I fish. I surf. >> You fish? >> You don't do drugs, do you? >> Of course not. >> Good. >> Wait, how? Never mind. I can't ask that.
>> Ask it. >> I can't. Please, too. With your mouth. closed. It's. >> I can't ask what I was going to ask. Oh, really? >> I mean, I can ask. I guess we can always. cut it, right? >> No. >> No. Just don't. Just don't ask. >> No. You have more questions though, don't. you? >> Another one. >> Okay. So, >> text it to me. I'll tell you if it's. okay. >> When you're fishing, >> what do you do? >> Catch fish. >> You do catch fish? Then wouldn't you be. catching,
>> Mav? Why? I don't get it. I don't. >> Yesterday Mav killed a goldfish. >> Oh my god. That's what I was going to. say. Two goldfish. I just had to say I. witnessed it. I had to get it off my. chest. >> Bigger ones. >> I think there was more than one. >> Yeah, he killed lots of goldfish. actually. >> No, Cash. All the fish are surviving the. whole day. We're doing this YouTube. video. >> First of all, that was involuntarily. >> No. And then we let Cash We let Cash. handle one fish. >> Um to be fair.
>> And he changes it into the other water. and we look over and he killed it. >> That is not what happened. >> That is what happened. >> It was a tank full of fish. >> Alex, is that what happened? >> No, Matt. It was a tank full of fish. Okay. There's about 10 goldfish in. there. Some big, some small happened. >> Can you not put your glasses like that? >> No. No. Listen. There's a tank full of. goldfish. And I was like, you know what? Poor little fish need some more water. So, I go to the sink. I get some water. and I pour it in there. And then they. all died. >> You just put straight cold tap water. >> You have to put like I think you have to. put stuff in the water. >> They would have really appreciated you. telling me that yesterday cuz they all.
dead now. That's what I was going to. talk about, but I wasn't sure if we. should talk about that, but now we did. So, >> yeah. So, I did kill some, but it may. have to kill. >> Wait, what happened to the smacking? And. it's really It's really crazy. >> Yeah, Maverick, that is rude to our. guest. >> I'm not bothered. >> Can you hear him smacking? >> I like him. >> Yeah, I can't hear it either. >> I'm seeing it. >> Look, his mouth is closed, though. >> Like 50% of the time. >> Yeah. No, look, it's slightly open. though. >> He's opening it on purpose. >> Okay. Oh, well, there's that. >> M has a smacking problem and he gets. offended when I call him out.
>> He does. No, I have a small throat, so. it's hard for me to breathe while I'm. eating food. So, I have to have my mouth. open occasionally if I'm eating a lot of. food, especially like steak, things like. that. And Ken Kate likes to make fun of. me even though I have a serious problem. >> You can get it fixed. Small throat. problem. >> Yeah. You know how they fix it? You know. how they fix it? They have to put a. balloon down my throat and air it up and. shut. And I'm not having that done to. me. That's not happening. >> I've seen on like Instagram reals. >> My mom's had it done several times. She.
gets a balloon stuffed down her throat. and then they air it up. >> Yeah, she's had the same problem as me. And so if she has to have a balloon in. her throat. I ain't doing that. >> How often does this happen? >> Oh, probably like once every four years, 5 years, I feel like. >> What are you laughing? It's put your mom. like. my mom like. funny, Kenzie. If you had a balloon down. your throat. >> I thought they were joking. >> No, serious. >> No. >> Like a balloon animal. >> Why like a clown came out with a. freaking noodle balloon and like He's.
doing tricks right now. That's not what. it's about, Kim. >> I've seen on TikTok where they put a. balloon in your nose and then it comes. out your mouth. >> Okay. Well, that's not what happens. >> I've tried it before and I. >> So, you guys have been dating for like a. month now? >> Mhm. >> Almost a month. >> What's your biggest pet peeve about each. other? >> Nothing yet. >> Really? Nothing? >> I had a pet peeve after one day of. dating, Matt. >> Well, that's normal. >> Wait, I got a question. What would you. do? What besides like cheating or. something would cause you to break up. with Harper?
>> Oh, I'd like that. >> It doesn't have to be specific about. Harper. >> Like if it was like in general, this is. a serious thing that I probably. shouldn't let go cuz like you might be. my wife one day and I don't want my wife. doing this, that, or no, whatever it is, right? Like what would be a serious. thing you'd be like, dang. >> Just in general, name a red flag that. would be like nope, can't do that. Not. specific to. >> not like cheating, but like something to. you. Like for instance, if she killed a. bunch of goldfish, would that. >> and felt no remorse? >> I think I could forgive her for that.
>> Okay, but hear me out. What about What. about if she enjoyed killing the. goldfish? >> That would be crazy. >> Yeah, that's a deal breaker. >> I didn't I didn't enjoy it. I didn't I. didn't. >> No, he was very sad. I was He had a. little funeral and everything. You were. literally laughing at the goldfish while. they were dying. >> No, cuz I didn't know they were dying. I. was like, "What's happening? They're all. turning over." I was like, "Save them.". And then I was poking them to make them. look alive and they weren't. >> And then you had to take B-roll. >> I had to bury them all outside. >> Take B-roll. You buried them.
>> B-roll of dead fish. >> What? >> I did. What? >> You were there, too. >> No one took B-roll of a dead fish. >> The only person that took B-roll was you. when you were trying to perform CPR. >> Yeah. Harvard pulls one of the fish out. of the tank. I don't know how that's. going to help it. And then she's giving. this little fish CPR. >> All alone in the corner of the room. We. look over. She's just. >> like Harper. They got. >> They don't breathe air in the water. >> They don't breathe air. >> I know that. I realized that last night. >> So if someone happily killed a fish.
fish, >> so if someone happily kills fish, >> if someone happily kills fish, you'd say. that's a red flag. >> Well, I don't know. I think I think if. they kill him just to kill him, then. maybe. follow it up with. >> when we fish. That's what I was going to. say. >> Yeah. We we take them home sometimes, >> right? And then what? You take them as. pets? >> Oh, no. We eat them. >> Oh, me too. I've done it. Catfish is. great. >> Yeah, we had catfish like last night. >> Not done it. >> Catfish? What do you mean? >> No, she means fish. You just sleep while. we fish. >> Well, I know I while they fish, I.
normally try to hide in the shade. because I'm highly allergic to the sun. >> As you can see, I have. white boy syndrome. Okay. And I I get. burned very quickly in the sun. >> I don't I don't burn. >> Yeah, you don't have that. I I didn't I. didn't wear sunscreen this summer. >> He lives in Florida. Okay. He gets. >> I feel like if you're born in Florida, you're just born tan. Okay. I'm from. Texas. >> I get really pale in the winter. >> Um. >> my natural color is really really pale. >> That's interesting. Me, too.
>> We could be cousins after all. >> I can see it. I think if you grow out. your hair. >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> Yeah. But if there was like some fish in. a tank in the shade, I could fish there. fish in a tank. What? Like bass, bro? >> Yeah, but when people fish the trophy. fish, >> when people fish, they like kill the. fish, too. >> Huh? >> When people fish, they kill fish. >> Yeah, but that's for a purpose. That's. not for the circle of life.
>> If it's to eat. Yeah. >> It's like, you know, >> it's like I don't go out hunting and. just like. >> kill deer and just leave them there. >> Yeah, that'd be horrible. >> Uh, not really. >> Okay. No. Okay. >> We used to shoot squirrels and eat them. >> Eat squirrels. >> Oh my gosh. I just hung out with a. squirrel the other day and I would. totally I feel I did eat a squirrel once. too. I do feel bad now because we had. this squirrel that water skis. >> Um yeah, Twiggy and uh Twiggy was pretty. chill. I couldn't imagine like eating it. now.
>> I'm thinking of Twiggy now. Oh, >> I know. Like eating squirrels sound like. okay until you think of Twiggy. >> My dad mixes Here's a video of Twiggy. scrambled eggs. >> Oh, squirrel brains. >> Yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. It's a water ski thing. >> Yeah. >> This little water skiing squirrel. >> Yeah. We're filming a video called most. extraordinary animals on Earth on our. Cash and Maverick channel. And the. skiing squirrel is one of them. But now. we got to find more extraordinary. animals. >> We have two uh albino squirrels that. live in our yard. They're both They're. both white. >> Haven't ate them yet? >> Not yet.
>> I think I'm going to put them on my. wall. >> Oh, >> in my room. >> Don't think of If I did die, I would. want to be stuffed. >> See, I always thought about that. >> And like the pope. Okay, but also think. about you'd be like old. >> No. >> And you wouldn't be alive. So why do why. do you care? >> I would want to be stuffed and put in. Benny's room. Oh, that's valid. Make. sure no other girls ever like he never. >> I mean, yeah, if you brought a girl home. and you stand there just dead. I'm. pretty sure. you'll have to excuse my first. girlfriend. It don't matter if it's a.
girl or what goes in that room, they. running right out. I promise you that. >> I'll I'll put like a a motion activated. thing that plays like her song whenever. I walk in the room. The albino squirrels. be like, "What is that? What is that?". >> You guys can share a wall. >> Yeah. No. Okay. Is there actually albino. squirrels? Cuz I feel like there's. albino people, but not like animals. >> He just said he has two that live in his. front yard. >> I'm pretty sure I've sent you. >> Did you think he was lying or color. blind? >> He is color blind. >> Well, maybe it's not albino.
>> Yeah. He asked me yesterday. He said, "I. can't really see the colors on my. sweatshirt and pants." So, I don't know. >> I was trying to see if these problem. with you. It's just a normal squirrel, then probably. But yeah, no, I don't think I would. break up with him if he enjoyed killing. fish. >> No, but like what if he was like, "Yes, >> like just like really enjoy, >> you know, that's like psychopath though. You got to break up with that.". >> Yeah, cuz that's like. >> that's like mental hospital. >> Yeah. Then then you know, then they. experiment with like killing turtles. >> Then it moves on to like dogs.
>> Killing turtles is not like psychopath. behavior. >> Okay. What did you do to. >> Yeah, I was going to say you got to have. done something. Oh, our our friend who. who stalks our pond with fish kills all. the turtles. >> Oh, he kills them so they don't. >> That's Yeah, that's a reason I don't go. out looking for turtles and be like, "I'm just trying to kill some turtles.". >> Okay. Yeah, he does. >> Are you laughing at me? >> I'm looking cuz Blake showed a photo of. a squirrel. >> Um, it's albino if you can't tell. >> Oh, a doesn't have ugly squirrel. >> There's two. And. >> it eyes are like far apart. It's like.
the one off of Ice Age. >> Yeah. >> There's also bears in our yard. Oh, really? >> Dude, you live in Florida. What? What do. you mean you have bears in your yard and. >> rattlesnakes? Oh, no. He doesn't know. what they're called, dude. That's called. an alligator. >> No, we do. We don't have alligators. around us. Except they get the the golf. >> Okay. Are you sure you live in Florida? >> Yeah, >> there's bears. There is black bears in. Florida. C. Really? >> They killed my dog last year. >> No way. >> Yeah, >> dude. You what? >> Alligators or bears? >> Bears.
>> Circle of life. >> How old was your dog? >> He was. >> not bigger than the bear. Yeah, he was. like this big. >> No, no, but how old was he? >> Oh, like one. >> We got We got a new one, though. And he. looks the exact same. So, >> what? That does not help. >> It kind of helps. >> It kind of helps. I call him by the. wrong name though a lot. >> If Estus dies, I'll cry. >> That's like That's like That's pretty. bad. >> It's actually funny because all of our. dogs are named after bears. And then the. one we just got is also Teddy. >> Like the one that died. >> So, a bear slaughtered your dog and then. in honor of the bear killing your dog,
you got a new dog and named it Teddy. You crazy. >> The one that Okay. The one that it that. it killed, his name was Paddington, >> and it was like Paddington bear was. where we got it from. And like the other. one's Winnie. Like. >> Okay. Yeah. You're asking You're asking. for the bears to get confused and be. like, "Hey, is that Winnie the Oh, no. That's a dog.". >> He He tried to like fight the bear. >> The dog? >> Yeah. >> I left the door open. They're not. supposed to go in the front. I left the. door open and I I walked. >> The bears are in the front yard. >> Wait, why is that so much crazier than.
the backyard? because I was like the. bears know the difference. >> We have like less than an acre on our. house. So like you it's like right. there. >> Kenzie just lives in bear country and. she's like why are you in my front yard? Yeah, I want to go to the back real. quick. >> Oh, I just assumed like your backyard. could be like butted up next to like a. bunch of trees. >> Okay, so our. >> that's the correct word. >> That's an interesting. >> They get into They used to get into our. >> They used to get into our trash. So. there's like if you're looking from like. the front porch forward to the street on. the left side of the house there's like.
the little like courtyard and there's. our trash cans there. >> and then right in front of that there's. a big tree and he was like in the tree. >> the bear. >> Yeah. And my dog came out like barking. >> Really? >> And the other on the camera you could. see cuz we have a camera right there. You could see like the Winnie run to the. front door and then like. >> Did you see? >> No. >> He was trying to get inside and y'all. didn't let him in. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. The the other. dog ran to the front door. >> Oh, you had two dogs. >> Yeah. And then that one. >> Oh, that dog didn't even try to help. >> No, he just ran.
>> Oh my gosh. I saw um on the way here, I. saw a curl or a squirrel. >> I would not count on that dog, man. If. someone's robbing your house, that dog's. going to be like, >> they were brothers, too. It was kind of. weird. >> I saw a squirrel clutching his heart cuz. his friend died. >> Oh, wait. I said that before. >> Yeah. I don't really believe it. >> Well, anyways, guys, >> wait, one more thing. >> What? What do you guys like most about. each other? >> Wait, we'll ask that next episode. >> Okay, we'll see you guys next time.
