Someone Is Stalking Me…
randomly we've been getting people. leaving letters on our doorstep but it. says open this on the podcast. oh no no they took secret photos wait. what the that's me that's me at school I. literally have told y so many. times off camera this is pretty what the. I'm going to call the private. investigator after this no don't touch. them anymore give me cuz there might be. fingerprints on them or something this. is. [Music]. weird welcome back to another episode. guys today we're we going to be trying.
the viral Tik Tock hack of the hair and. the ponytail you ready Harper s there. all right here we go what if it rips her. hair off and she go to get a all cut off. wait no we need to restart here what. turn around did it hurt all right here. we. go she's so mad you're doing the whole. thing she spent so long curling her hair. all here we go let me get all this in. here oh my gosh it's not working she got. too much hair okay yeah just do half. your hair it's not working.
all right here we. go what in the world bro oh gosh oh gosh. okay here we go Tada there we go wow wow. that worked congratulations wow wow it's. so. cool you look pretty funny not going to. lie like ever done that before I when it. was I have when it was like viral six. years ago I did it six years ago it was. not it was never viral now I thought it. was viral now it was never viral now. what the.
anyways guys do yall know what yall know. the vacuum cleaner smell yes and it's. now it's like slightly like a burnt. smell almost maybe that's what was. smelling yesterday no that's what I. smell it right now it's like the burnt. vacuum smell I don't really know why it. does that but it I smell Harper what the. sh Wait. yeah that was weird why did you fly like. that bro like a ninja Harper how was. your day uh I mean it just started it's. literally 1 so give me the walk what. your day starts at 1 what time you wake.
up like two usually but I up early so. you woke up early this morning you're. here at 1:00 in the afternoon actually I. literally went live um I'm always going. live on yeah Harper why do you always go. live for like 35 seconds like it's so. much fun it says you're live and then I. click it and then you're already ended. it's just so much fun like I love going. live and like I think it's so cool that. like 3,000 people are watching me at a. time like you know it's like cool like. whoa so why do you only go live for like. 30 seconds I don't because then the. viewers start to leave cuz the. notification not there so she doesn't. want to look like she doesn't know that.
many people on her live yeah that's. actually exactly what cuz you know how. people accidentally join a live stream. from the. notification you know like it swipes. down and you try to swipe up and then. you actually join the live stream so. then the view count goes up oh yeah I. know on Instagram live the only good. part is like the first like two minutes. cuz then after that everyone leaves. imagine if Tik Tok sent notifications. out to all your followers that you. millions of people that'd be clutch oh. man your Tik Tok live could be huge dude. I wish I could go live on Tik Tok yeah. but you can't too little wait can you go.
live when you're 16 yes I think you have. to be 16 they'll freaking ban me so you. can go live next year cuz what's it. called Anna mnti she's 20 something and. she got banned for for being underage 13. 22 years old she's like 22 and they got. banned cuz they thought she's 13 she's. not 13 she's 22 like yeah Tik Tok is. kind of messed up they don't know what. they're doing half the time like even if. like it's just so annoying like don't. assume how old I am it's not it's not. cool and I know it may seem like I'm a. small being but I I'm not and well I.
hate that you do that so. easily no like it's just like a part of. your vocabulary now wait actually I. don't know I don't know why I do that a. lot like does it does it feel like I'm. looking at you but I'm actually looking. to the side no it looks like you're. looking to the side did you get scared. when I was doing that no I no sorry. anyways what about. this yeah that you just look weird um. but no what's it called like my day. started off I went I went I went to bed. at like like started off when she went.
to bed W well actually my friend's mom. woke her up and said girl you need to go. to track practice my friend was like no. no I'm not going to check and then she. said okay no sleepovers for the rest of. the week so now she can't have sleep. sleepovers for the rest of the week and. to be fair it was 6:00 a.m. so I mean I. understand so I woke up from that but. I'm what time did you go to bed though. me like 2 not like two that's reasonable. why she and then um wait a.m. or p.m. a.m. a.m. and then um I woke up at I was. going to wake up at 2:00 p.m. today but.
I the podcast but it's fine yes I had a. me and Cass were talking I think a good. episode he thinks it'd be a bad episode. he doesn't know if it'd be that good. well I be the tiebreaker well I don't I. don't I don't know M was going to say so. I don't know if I said this well he know. that it'd be a bad episode he didn't. know if your sister would really want to. come on the podcast for an episode yes. she always talks about it but I'm scared. to talk about it because she's not very. famous she's only famous because of. me okay well that's parper I was in that. I was in your exact.
I was wearing the exact as. you and I actually helped him out and. heers mavick wasn't and I was like maybe. your sister could get more followers. than. you I was famous and then I was like you. know that's enough of us interrupting. each other help it's been enough thanful. for what I did for you people aren't. going to want to keep listen for what I. didan we keep going I just want to know. are you thankful I can do this all day. you never me Cas see here's the thing is. I I made you famous that's the started. your I brought you to La brought you to.
La I brought you you should know not. mess with the L gang yeah you're not. Paul you don't do that you're not you. might want to be M do you. just lambor can you stop talking over. each other thank you yeah yeah have. thank you Kate tell to be quiet would. your sister actuallyy she are you. thankful cash seriously stop let's break. the you stop you're still talking you're. still talking just stop it m would you. like your sister to come on yes but. let's break the ice and call her oh yeah.
call her see break the ice break the ice. what it's your sister what do you mean. break the ice te me me and my sister I. just don't think your sister would. really enjoy being on the podcast I said. I think she would cash was like I don't. even know if she would like we'd have to. beg her to come on I was like I think. she would wait I'm calling her sorry oh. she didn't even didn't answer her call. that's awkward that's how bad she wants. to come on the podcast didn't your call. twice call her on Snapchat I don't know. what's going on SN snap. go Reese zmer all right Rees cup Reese.
cup Reese Puffs Reese Puffs Rees oh. what wait turn the volume up it is all. the way up what the Samsung or something. it'll be. louder um I can't really hear that's. really this is really awkward now yeah. this is really aw youing uh my Apple. watch got water on it so there's like. water underneath my screen protector yes. I have a screen protector on my Apple. watch I know what makes it look kind of. kind of chunky but I everyone I know has.
broken their Apple watch so I don't want. to fall into that category so people be. breaking their apple watches screens. never heard of someone breaking their. Apple watch me neither dude everyone I. know their Apple watch screens like. shatter really yeah what are they doing. like punching people how do you shatter. you you just like mine's a little. scratched cuz I've like you know like. sometimes I walk into walls and stuff. but wait what wait no wait back up you. what to walls you do what to walls. sometimes like you know you don't see a. wall or like you try to cut a corner too.
sharp and you like dink. yourself knows what I'm talking about. like this wall right here you're just. not see it like can you pretend to be a. wall for me me yeah I'll show you okay. I'm going to be Kate's wall careful. she's going to crack her screen on you. so no I took my Apple watch off to. protect it from that but pretend catch. is a corner and I got to cut the corner. okay I sometimes get too excited to cut. the corner and I just walk right into it. what.
the. oh and you're afraid that's going to uh. yeah what are you using I'm not going to. lie you hit my solar points that hurts. yeah I told you it hurts and sometimes. when you like smack the wall with your. arms when you do that I know there's. someone out there who knows I'm talking. Alex was shaking his head cameraman. relates right now yeah guys I've been. trying to eat healthier but no you. haven't yes I have that's a lie I mean I. have I have been I haven't your mom.
brings you Chick-fil-A like every day I. I know and that's why I'm trying to eat. healthier I have wait maybe see see to. ined no she didn't it is my friends that. does your sister actually want to come. on yes she does we talk about it before. huge episode I think it is definitely. will not be a huge episode you know we. all you know what's crazy we all have a. sister that's like never been on the. podcast yeah everyone you do me and M do. and you do what if we just brought all. three of the sisters on at the exact. same time I don't know if they' know how. to act or like not that they don't know.
how to act I don't know that they know. how we how to handle how we act wait was. the thumbnail for our sisters are very. very like normal yeah what the what are. we I can ask my sister to come on right. now. obious I think there's not a lot of. people that could come sit on this. podcast with us and enjoy themselves you. know how people why are you insulting. our own podcast I'm so confused like. where you're going with yeah she's like. there's just not a lot of people that. could stand us like our podcast is just. so annoying like we're just so bad our. sisters are normal people but we're but.
we're we're not normal we're weird you. guys have you guys ever seen the babies. that have air tags wrapped around their. ankles yeah it's so cute yeah uh Harper. would you please go back and try to. explaining to me how you are eating. healthy oh yes um first of all I do. agree with some of the people they say. like this is brain rot or whatever brain. rot at least our podcast sometimes I see. clips of us and people are like brain. brain ra and I'm like yeah that's fast.
I'm like what is like did you want to. look at the clips of Us From the Inside. Out episode and just think what is wrong. with those people like what are what are. they doing these people are these people. are like have their lives and we're just. dressing them as Inside Out characters I. know someone commented on our Inside Out. episode the bills can't be that. low I was like the bills can't be that. low I don't no no the bills can't be. that high oh oh that makes sense but. yeah I was pretty confused I like the. bills can't be that low bills can't be.
that high when we were dressed up like. what character should we dress up as. next yeah what themed episode should we. do I said we should have a slumber party. episode where we all just sleep yes what. that is the most Kate episode ever we. all just dress in our pajamas and come. sleep for 45 minutes you know what's. weird if if we all slept for 45 minutes. I feel like that episode would lowkey. get views we should do for the 100th. episode a 24 hour episode yo yeah guys. the 100 our 100th episode is coming up. but we don't know what to do for it yet. up for it I am up for doing a 24-hour.
live stream 24-hour video I don't know. if I could do 24 hours oh yes you can on. this set no one's getting up for 244. hours Harper is not up p po right there. no you would not you are not up for 24. hours oh Harper's totally up for 24. hours no but like we can take naps and. stuff right we can take shifts probably. oh I'm going wait yeah what do we got to. do do we have to talk for 24 hours. there's no way we can talk for 24 hours. I mean there's a chance if you fall. asleep you're out you're out like that. sounds miserable and if you stay I need. minimum 12 hours of sleep at night the.
person who stays on or awake the longest. wins the channel W wins the uh the play. button or something wait actually cuz I. had to buy my own play button for this. channel $400 out of my own bank. [Laughter]. [Music]. account not everything's free haror it. costed a lot of money um I think we. bought your play button no no no she. bought it but we bought ours no she. bought her own yeah yeah everybody.
I thought we paid for like half her play. button no no no I bought my own yeah she. bought it really yeah doesn't everybody. got to play for their play buttons do we. not pay for our play buttons no I. thought we paid for our play buttons no. cuz if you if you own the channel then. you get it for free like I got M oh if. you want an extra play button you got to. pay for yeah yes yes so so I paid for my. extra play button but now it s we should. really pay you back or something like at. least half it's fine fine I my mom was. just like oh yeah let's let's buy it. Harper and I was like it's it's a little. expensive like let's shut up never shut.
up let her try she's trying to be. savings I see this girl walking with. golden gooses Harper Harper like so. casually can drop like 400 at Sephora. well that's a lot of talk coming from. you sweetheart I don't drop that much I. see I see our credit card bill also. casually you don't know this girl no you. Ain been seph with her her I'm in her. whole private story did you watch my. Sephora haul obviously my Sephora H did. you and it was like that I haven't been. to Sephora in two two months so it was.
like the first time like I had to like. she had to take a two Monon break that's. how much she spent I did I used to spend. a lot of Mone wait wait hold on I got to. ask this. question each one of you Kate what's the. most money you've ever spent in one. Sephora trip um I'm going to be honest I. don't shop at Sephora as much I do Ulta. ult what's the most you spent in one. Ulta. trip probably like when I bought my. Shark the hair tool I use all the time. uhhuh it's 300 but I got it for half off.
cuz I used my points so that was 150 and. then probably just whatever hair. products I needed that day so I'd say. probably like oh yeah I would say 200 to. 250 you know that's actually not as. expensive as I thought it was going to. beess Kenzie when she was like I need to. stop at Ulta real quick to get my. shampoo I said okay we can stop and you. can get some shampoo this. girl how is she think shampoo costs cash. knows cash uses the expensive probably. like 50 bucks it was like 50 or I think. it was 75 bucks yeah it's not 50 50 or.
75 75 is absolutely if you're working. $10 an hour it was redkin I think if. you're working for $10 an hour $75 you. got to work for almost 8 hours to buy. one shampoo bottle I said what she goes. you don't understand I haven't had this. in like a month I've been out and I just. it's my hair like it has to have has she. ever heard of Walmart or just like not. that that's big talk coming from this. guy because when I when I was my hand. was dead listen when my hand was dead I. asked I asked my hair stylist I said.
what do I need to do to get it healthy. and she said this shampoo and I said. okay so I bought it and then I kept. buying cash the like Walmart shampoo cuz. I assumed he didn't want to use the. expensive one cuz that just means we. have to buy it more and then one day I. was like hun you're not using this. shampoo you're using the expensive one. he was like well I have to I have color. treated hair as well you know that I. have to use the expensive shampoo too w. w I didn't say it with that much s what. you talking about yes so he uses the. expensive shampoo what are you talking. about I did not say with that much sest. Willis Willis. who's Willis you never heard Willis.
before like calm down Willis uh no wait. what's the what's the what you talking. about Willis what you talk about Willis. yeah I had never heard that you never. heard what you're talking about Willis. I'm not Willis okay well I I didn't say. it with that much say okay well maybe he. was like I have color treated hair I. have to use it too yeah it was more like. that with more swag to it when he's. talking about his pureology shampoo all. right Harper what is the most you've. ever spent in one Sephora trip okay. guess because it's actually she told me. one time she transferred 00 when she. knew she was going shopping over to my.
account yeah she said she transferred. 500 from not just for Sephora a few days. ago I transferred a thousand oh my God. you got double but but but but I to be. fair I was running out of my own like uh. spending money okay you need to clarify. all of your money is in like a savings. and when you want to spend money you. transfer money out of the savings into. like your check how you know how you. know about her financials like that. because I talked to her she talk to me. and now I have three accounts what which. is one for my business YouTube videos so.
go subscribe I spend some money on my. videos um and then I have a checking. account where I spend my money and then. a savings account where I save all my. money for future plans whatever I don't. really know and so out of my checking. account or out of my business account I. added um $1,000 into my spending account. and uh at Sephora I spent it was it was. around like I'm pretty sure I I got it. on video but um I'm I'm so scared for. this number right now I'm going to get.
650 I if it's if it's above 500 that's. ABS I was going to say 800 800 my. goodness I don't know Harper how much. did you spend 1,400 no I'm kidding I'm. kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I spent. 300 like 350 so still still stupid still. just SP at Sephora it's stupid but like. it I also have been working very hard at. my stuff okay like I I you know I do. some brand deals here and there and I. try really hard hey word of advice as. influencers we can't say the word.
working hard cuz we we get bullied. online D I do work hard I. have never believe you the Instagram. real comments about to go crazy watched. both of these boys wake up at 8:00 a.m. and then go to bed at freaking 11:00 and. all day they're on phone calls and stuff. just figuring stuff out for the week but. you can't ever say that because no one. would ever believe that you work hard as. an influencer like I will say I will say. compared to other dos we're getting. clipped up right. now everyone stop talking I will say an. influencer is the easiest job to have in.
the entire world yeah yeah I'm confused. because he just went from they work so. we work so hard to e hard at your easy. job no no no let us rephrase if you are. a pretty girl and you just take. Instagram photos sure you can have an. easy job yeah that is true but if you. are cash you have to work really hard to. make a penny Okay no like hard if you. ain't got a pretty face like me you're. going to have to work real hard every. subscri counts every subscriber my.
gofund is in the link in the description. guys it is lowkey a hard job like I'm. not even kidding especially like. physically demanding not like physically. demanding but like like get getting home. from school and then going straight to a. pod I say I would say it's more. especially the because I don't know. about the other 15-year-old influencers. but I do see like you wake up and go to. school all day and then you have to come. here right after school most of them. drop out because it's so hard everybody. goes off on us online about influencing.
being a hard job I would say being an. influencer very easy very very very easy. I would say being like a content creator. like a YouTuber or something like Mr. Beast oh that's very hard yeah yeah yeah. uh Preston plays Ben AAR like stuff like. that I would say that like making. YouTube videos is completely separate. from being like a Tik Tok influencer. girl or something that's that's true. like the Tik Tok influencer people that. I know that is like make a Tik Tok and. like go to Hawaii versus like the people. that drop like weekly yeah versus the.
people that drop like weekly YouTube. videos or. like1 each video easiest job in the. world but there's also a huge just. difference like yeah this person like. they may make okay money but this person. works really hard like the YouTubers. work really hard but everybody knows. some of these YouTubers are like super. rich yeah but still not going to say not. uh very uh very job we love our job it's. very easy but um yeah we don't we. definitely don't work like as physically. hard as like you know. it's really it really is a blessing to.
be able to do a job that you love so. much but there is work that goes into it. when you're not just posting Tik talks. like when you're trying to like like we. like we put a lot of work into the. podcast trying to grow it and the LOL. Club Channel a lot of work goes into. those videos there's a lot of planning. and just like things that like no one. would ever think that happen and stuff. so but we love doing it but it. definitely like an being an influencer. is just and there's yeah there's like. influencers on Tik Tok that just like. wake up every morning and post like one.
Tik Tok and then there's like YouTubers. like Mr Beast who employ like hundreds. of people wait what did you say she just. has food something stuffing Gerald's in. her mouth right now what the freak stop. eating him he's not food well what's I. do have to say Mr Beast he really makes. me happy when he posts a video like I. get me too I'm not going to lie I get so. excited I'm not going to cap I've never. been like a fan of someone I'm still not. a fan I mean Jimmy hit me up if you want. uh you know I I dm' him to come on our. podcast he left me on scene. what no I'm kidding he didn't open it.
did he actually not open it or no he. didn't open it never saw uh but I wanted. to come on our podcast so bad but no no. one else when they post a video I'm like. excited about but when when Jimmy posts. a video I'm like oh like I actually kind. of want to watch it like the I I watched. all of them and I'm I'm I I'm so happy. they're such a production no exactly and. like when Mac comes on the blonde guy I. have a crush on Mac um you know you know. he used to be our roommate Mac he was. our room. crazy mac was our roommate for like what.
two or three months I mean yeah he's our. roommate for like a month or two Mac I. think two months the blonde one yes God. he is cute you want to tell him yeah. yeah oh no ma you are so cute podcast. hello Mac you are so fine okay well. that's not the way I would have said it. are you sure you don't want to retake. that before he sends it yeah it's it's. fine I don't care he I think he's like. 30 40 I. he's like 26 he's like our age do you.
know he was like a super good swimmer. yeah he he's very muscular on the back. and stuff. like mac you got a crush dog I know I. know everything saying that Mac is easy. on the eyes and and what's it called. like he no no no he's not just that he. like Mac has a girlfriend no he doesn't. he broke up I'm pretty sure Mac does not. have a girlfriend so awesome I still. have a shot six more years until oh wait. wait so 15 16 count. you just need three years three years.
and then Mac uh hit me up no what what. the no. no do not Ma just set an alarm on your. phone for three years three years and. then 3 years March 20th then yeah hit me. up I don't I don't know no no but how. old would he be then like if he's like. 26 now I don't think he's 26 30 I think. he'll be like 26 then oh I I know. everything about him like he's been in. three Mr Beast videos two of them he was. our roommate oh well yeah I didn't two.
of them he's filled at because of the. stupid um squid games cookie like the. circle he would always um crack the. umbrella and and then he finally won his. $800,000 sorry I'm spoiling it 24 wow I. didn't get to watch 24 oh K actually. told me not to spoil that video for her. I said don't spoil it for me too did you. did I actually and you just spoiled it. for both of them and probably everyone. else who hasn't seen it so no but I was. actually about to like I was sweating. and I was so scared for Mac to like not. win like the cuz there six rounds and. stuff and like I was so scared that he.
wasn't going to win is anything else. you'd like to spoil for the video no. like mac is like he's just like he's. just the. man he's the man what is going on right. now Mac is the man no I'm not going to. Li Mac is a hardworking man let me tell. no I don't think you. understand you don't understand is an. influencer uh kind of but listen you you. do not understand how hard Mac works. when Mac lived with us I'm saying this. man. his editing timeline was massive he was.
editing for AR at the time and it he. would edit for hours and hours and hours. like all night if he needed to like he. he the man can grind I do like. hardworking. men oh gosh what the you know Max's. probably G to see this right I'm totally. sending this clip to Max s whatever you. say I'm sting to him no because I'm with. you Harper a hardworking person imagine. we have Matt come on the.
podcast tell it to his face son to speak. I'm. like all she can say us wait three years. three years three years two years two. two and a half years yo we should. actually tell him to come on oh my. goodness no and I talk to him about how. cool Mr Beast is and like how. fun what's that called uh not gas light. oh y's glazing the whole time yeah I'll. glaze him and then what's it called and. when he held on to the big febles bar um. going through the obstacles I'll be like. was it really heavy or was it light like.
Styrofoam so many things to ask so many. things to ask. him this is the last person I would have. I don't know why I just like yeah like. just so Random then you can finish it. off with asking him if he he'll marry. you in three years ma is genuinely one. of my favorite people to hang out with. when he lived we haven't talked to him. in like three years I know but when he. hung out with us he like in LA when he. lived with us it was just so fun he was. a great roommate great person to live. with was he clean yeah he was clean. he would like they stay with us for like.
a month or two he would go to the gym. he'd hang out he'd Vibe like he was like. he fit in with us like perfectly really. yeah. wait can we ask him to get on the. Pod no not not after all that just Happ. but also I could say I a crush on Mr. Beast like I can promise you he's not. coming. on Mr Beast come on guys like I I yo if. if if Mr Beast ever came. on man what would would we we'd have to.
have a banger episode like what what. would we even do I don't I we would all. be staring at him like like uh so um did. you buy YouTube. yet can I can I have a million dollars. oh can I was asking you about your day. earlier so when you got to the house yes. yes yes you walked in yes I walked in. you handed cash a letter oh no I handed. Alex a letter actually oh shoot wait we. did hyper brought this in with her I've. been dying to open this uh it was on our.
doorstep says open on the podcast yeah. it was on our doorstep uh randomly we've. been getting people leaving letters on. our doorstep uh but it says I don't know. why open this on the podcast so we're. going to open it now wait who wants to. open it we signed the other on in back. they asked us to autograph stuff all. right so let's see who this is uh what. is that what the sh. oh oh there pictures no no took secret. phot oh.
wait what the that's me that's me at. school no no no wait what what there's. me I told youall wait this is me at. school this is at. school are you. kidding I literally have told y'all so. many. times oh wait let me see them oh my gosh. wait no guys this is actually kind of. creepy off what the off camera this is.
pretty creepy what the no I'm going to. call the I'm going to call the private. investigator after this here give me. these yeah no let me see that no don't. touch them anymore give me them cuz. there might be fingerprints on them or. something this weird yeah just call the. lawyer after and tell him about it and. then he can lawyer the lawyer the police. what no I might well he'll tell us what. to do cuz I know wait wait what's wait. what's one of the one they have a hard. for it was from a Tik Tok I think it was. from y'all picking me up from school and. they screenshotted it or they either.
actually got a photo of me from school. the same day we picked you up yo I'm. literally cooking right here but but but. those are real those are people actually. taking photos and and like vading y's. privacy yeah no I don't know who who we. call neighbor do we call the lawyer or. do we call a private investigator do we. call the cops huh well our neighbor a. cop I don't know I don't know what the. heck we do well that's unexpected yeah. our neighbor is literally a cop yeah. you're dumb for.
that actually he's the sheriff is he I. think so I don't know and he's a cough I. thought I don't know like imagine. looking to the side and seeing a little. girl taking a photo of y'all like that's. but what if it's not a little girl yeah. well it's a good thing we live in. Texas what. is what what what what the heck oh never. mind guys we live in Texas what that. means we have the right to protect. ourselves oh great Kate's going to did. to him when they come in the door oh. that'll go great that's actually weird.
like that's actually weird I'm scared. for y'all like I mean I at least for. y'all they have a picture of your school. it was I don't know if they have a. sibling that goes to my school or if it. was um from the Tik Tok that they made. but either way don't screenshot me and. my. friends sorry I was trying to make a. joke that's actually pretty freaking. weird I don't know if we should put this. episode out I don't or at least cut that. part because I don't want to encourage. them to like send stuff they're not. they're we're he's saying like if he's.
saying like if we put this episode out. then they're just GNA like do it more. cuz they got attention yeah or or other. people are going to do it more no we. need to I mean we can check the cameras. and see like I don't know if our house. cameras can see though like where those. were how far that person. was yeah that those looked far away I. don't it was in that window I know. downstairs one of them was in the window. that's freaking weird but we don't have. a camera there well y'all will see me on. the camera every time I come here I make.
a weird face but every single time I've. never not made a weird face in the. camera really I'm I'm so for never not. one time every time I've came over to. house always make do we have all that. footage we might if we have all that. footage we make a deep talk of that. that'd be so freaking hilarious yeah. every time I but that's not that's not. hilarious that's that's concerning. that's very concerning Is that real do. you think it's real. Frank what do you mean is it real I. don't know is it real no it's fake. images they're draw fallings that's. weird though that's wait you did this no.
I didn't yes she did she brought it in. no I didn't it was on the porch you can. check the cameras on my life I did bring. it in but I swear on my life I did not. do that I would not take secret photos. of them getting in their cars and stuff. you promis this is not a prank on my. life like I will swear on everything on. my mom's grave well she's not dead but. like on everything it is not I did not. do that what if you didn't do this you. need to like don't cuz I'm I am calling. no I did the sheriff after yeah yeah. call the sheriff whatever I did not do.
it I did not do it I swear if your. fingerprints are on those but they are. obviously from all the photos yeah they. are on the map coincidence I swear I. didn't do it though I like I I would. actually tell the truth cuz I know y'. are calling the police after this I'm. like I'm I'm being so for real I did not. do. it well I don't really know if we're I. don't know if we should restart or what. we should do but no it's fine I think. this is a good. episode yeah. but what we're saying is like what if. it's not like a little like 11-year-old.
kid like what if it's like a grown adult. do you see the writing on the. package I mean yeah but that's that's a. five-year-old. see open this on El podcast yeah it does. look like a 5-year-old's. handwriting there's no way a grown man. wrote that you're right yeah it's. impossible for a grown man toot that. looks like my handwriting right now look. at this oh like what is that okay we get. it guys we get it we get it like there's. no way and even if it was we get it we.
get it Harper we get no continue even if. it was even if it was a grown man y'all. are. safe their their passcode to the door is. one two I'm. kid well changing the passcode now. well yeah this might would be a good. time to say it's a. prank I did. that you're kidding right I wrote on it. and you just insulted my writing what so.
a grown man did write that yes I wrote. that why would you do that and I staged. the pictures of me and I I secretly took. pictures of you and sorry I felt like a. little bit of a weirdo but it's fine and. then yeah that was a screenshot from Tik. Tok which I was hoping you wouldn't. notice yeah what about Mavericks oh we. took them earlier yeah M was in on but. it was pretty funny watching you guys. just go in on his handwriting yeah I was. not expecting that also also I was.
expecting you guys to be more scared I. was scar you were not scared at all. because it was and you were so chill you. didn't acted like you didn't care well. because I have house. protection she got a pew pew I got. multiple oh but anyways and if someone. if any of you freaking grown men try to. come in my house you are getting lead in. your head what the what what the Okay C.
the podcast no I don't play I literally. someone tried if literally some grown. pervert some stalker person if you come. on my property it's over for you game. over second you don't get to hit the. restart button cuz it's over for you. what the no I'm being so serious because. I know I'm being so serious I don't. think she could hit you if you were more. than 20 ft away I I think she would miss. every shot are you kidding as certainly. not dad your dad gave me shooting.
lessons no I I gave you shooting lessons. but your dad taught me better oh oh man. your dad said your dad cuz you had me. just standing and practicing he said. Kate if someone's coming at you you're. not going to stand there you're going to. run backwards so practice running. backwards what did the you ran backwards. with a gun yeah I did you never ran. backwards yes I did I'm picturing Kate. with the gun like sideways like BL BL. BL missing every shot listen when you. have a lot of people on social media.
that follow you and you also live with. people who don't care about blasting. your address on the internet because we. got an email today actually someone. literally emailed us today and said hey. don't know if you noticed this your. address was put out in the most recent. video here's your address blah blah blah. just didn't know if you knew this it was. in this video at this timestamp just. wanted to let you know in case you. didn't know was that it was the don't. say the video I'm not saying the video. but yes our address was put out and I. tell them all the freaking time I say. boy. stop filming where our address is seen.
and they it's fine it's fine someone's. going to see it was it wasn't me though. I say all the time and someone someone. literally emailed me this morning and. said it but was it me what did I leak. the address oh y'all always do y'all. don't care I tell yall all the time not. going to lie m one time you were filming. in your Tesla and it Lally set our. address on the screen and K was like. what and all got mad at us because they. always like they get mad because like. Maverick was like showing his Tesla. screen and the maps was right on our. house our little Emoji was right where. our house was our address was fully seen.
and I was like but it wasn't our address. was fully seen it was just we you could. see the map it was like the address. wasn't put in like with my perit it's. just I like I maybe it's just cuz I'm a. woman and I pay attention to things like. that but I know that there are creepy. people that watch not not not the fans. but there are grown adult creepy people. that want to come hurt us and I'm not. going to let that happen no they don't. it's in your head no it's it's not in my. head though okay someone's been watching. watching too much hurt you because we. have millions of followers that doesn't.
mean you want okay do you want to hurt. Logan Paul no but there are messed up I. don't but there are people that do. because they're not right in the head. people don't want to hurt people just. because they have followers yes they do. yes especially influencers is not just. getting merked every. day I've never heard of an influencer. dying certainly not because not because. they had followers it was because of. something they did heard what about Ava. majeri. aury I don't know too much about it I.
know she was originally like texting. with the guy and stuff like that it. wasn't like the guy randomly some random. stranger that she's never texted before. showed up at her house I don't think so. I know she texted so you're telling me. there aren't people in this world that. are so messed up they would not no no no. no there's always a chance there's. people like Jeffrey D that just randomly. killed people for fun but I don't think. your chances are really increased much. just cuz you have followers of getting. merked it's pretty it's pretty. incredible maybe robbed or something. like that sure I don't want to get. robbed either yeah what AC like robbing. was fun saying they might see like they.
might be like oh I know they film with. their house all this nice camera. equipment they keep it upstairs in my. house. sh it's like right by the front door so. they come you're telling me that if. someone came into our house to try to. Rob us you aren't going to try to stop. them honestly I'd probably just let them. have whatever they wanted what the freck. no no the business paid for it not. me no but guys like actually um no I. don't care like for some reason if. somebody. was robbing me I will die what just just.
to geter just to get my thing back what. it's the principle of the matter okay. don't rob me it really is don't rob me. no what's what's it called um if I um oh. in my recent Tik Tok I said um for 5. million I'll give away my queen bee. tracksuit and um 5 million why not like. 50 bucks for $5 million no for 5 million. um followers. oh I was like who's paying 5 mil for. your track you really think that TRS me. toward something no no but I am going to.
give it away in the Sephora stuff and. yeah so I'm excited and this one fan. that is always posting edits of me. they're not super high quality so I. don't know if I'll give it away to her. but dang hey if you making edits of. Harper they better be HD 4K oh my like. it's not that if they like it's not do. we need to cut that say things that I'm. like that's funny what do you mean lol. podcast hello sometimes she says things. that I don't think she realizes can come. across routs yeah yeah wait say it again.
like like um no don't say it. again but you like the low quality edits. yeah I mean the low low quality edits. are the ones I see on Tik Tok that have. like 1 million likes I'm like yeah I. know and like no but honestly like it's. just like it's like to be honest guys do. any of y'all know how to download. footage from YouTube no I don't I've. been doing influencing for seven years I. don't know how to download something. hard I I do not know how to download. something from YouTube I hit the screen. record button you don't no I don't know. how to download something from YouTube I. don't all I can do is screen record it. what the that's it well either way.
screen recording is still. good it's okay by the time you upload it. and screen record and then reupload and. then you got to upload it into an. editing app and then edit it all up and. yeah then you download it he guys what. should we actually do for our 100th. episode because I don't think yall. understand it is coming up like like. ASAP do you by the time this episode. comes. out 100th episode will already be filmed. cuz this is like episode 98 or something. yeah I know so what I'm saying is we got. figure out what we're doing for our. 100th episode oh well you can't ask the.
audience they're not ask you guys live. episode live episode please 24hour live. stream episode dude we can't live stream. for 24 hours we can no we I don't know. if I can what are we going to do for 24. hours we can play chameleon we can we. can do all sorts of stuff dude play Gang. Beast we can have fun Gang Beast let. just have fun can we can we can we get. the JB mics and like walk around with. them so that we can get up JB mics you. know like the head that mic with like. the micophone oh the pastor mics there's.
not 24 hours that could go by without me. saying something bad yeah that's fact. we're live y yeah wait what if we're. live streaming and we say something we. got to cut we can't cut it you just. can't you can't say anything. crazy there's no promises I say crazy I. say for our 100th episode we do. something 100 times no that's everybody. has to buy me 100 gifts no all right. that's all right I'm going to call the. podc. youy so what are we going to do for our.
100th episode we're live episode or not. a live a live actual and real life. episode are we are you going to book the. venue I honestly will no we can't our. episode this right now I think currently. this is like our 98th episode 998th that. we're filming right now it's like 97 or. something so we literally shoot like. next week is our 100th episode and we. got to figure it out what we're doing no. it's not it's like 96 oh well what's it. called let's just please cuz I I want. another idea than live stream for the. AT&T Stadium and I'll make a venue I'll. do whatever yall want me do you know how.
much it cost or. not the AT&T Stadium wait let's see how. much do it cost to rent out the AT&T. Stadium I don't think you can just do. that it is okay uh yeah that's too much. um how much was it I don't know it. didn't tell me but I know it's going to. be too I'm guessing like a mill yeah I. probably at least but and it's not like. we have all the many fans like okay so M. wants to live stream for 24 hours Kate. what do you want to do I hm H cuz I I.
want to I I think we should all buy 100. gifts for me I think we. should wait you'll get your Okay Harper. what do you want to do for the 100th. episode I want to do a live in person. episode oh okay a live show M wants to. do a live stream she wants to do a live. show okay but the live show is not. possible it's literally impossible to do. and cuz we record next week I can make. it I I I can post on Tik Tok right now I. can do whatever sold. okay I think we should do the nap time.
episode nap what the that's the lamest. 100th episode I've ever seen and. everyone can sleep with us you know like. ASMR like cash is snoring is. like yeah what if we did do an episode. where we sleep and I was just like well. it's not. bad I don't know I don't know guys you. can comment if you want what we should. do in the 100 episode the uh we've. probably already recorded it by now but. I don't know but go ahead and comment it. so maybe we can read your ideas if we. haven't I say for the 100th episode. [Music]. we never mind that's a bad idea wait.
whoa whoa whoa no go ahead Ma. you that's what it was I was thinking. what if we just did it somewhere like. like we did it like somewhere dope. that's not here like something like that. like something that's not or like on a. beach we just do a different location. yeah we shoot it like that's kind of. lame no it's not I think it's a lot. better like no we tell people we're. doing it and it and they it's live and. they can come yes they can come like be. in the background live or live like in.
person yeah yeah yeah yeah I think. that's a a great idea like actually. though like I think we should go like. imagine people are just coming up and. we're like oh yeah we're shooting the. 100th episode yeah yeah no that would be. so cool I think that's the best idea. like actually where where where would. you like to do this episode M Costa Rica. there's a pasture out here do it in a. pasture a pasture what if we shot in. Costa Rica that's mean no I was thinking. I was thinking like the shops like you. know the shops of be cool you have to. permission oh actually they kick us out. wa somebody say a funny joke please I've.
been waiting for somebody to say a funny. joke on the podcast and I just haven't. heard one somebody say one right now. yeah you want a funny joke right now I. like one I mean right now I mean yeah if. you don't have one that's fine I can say. one but do you want it now or like just. on the podcast or no I mean I guess now. works like right now uh I mean I think. he wants it right now yeah let me see uh. I yeah right now it'd be good for a. funny joke like so you'd like me to say. it in the podcast now uh yes proba. probably like this very moment now type.
of thing you know what I'm saying okay. the moment that passed uh no I see where. that could be confusing I see where. you're like well the moment that you. said the moment or the moment we're in. now because the moment we're in now is. not the moment I said that in so I think. you should say it in about 5 seconds. from now okay. okay you literally just asked how high. Hi how are you no I did not you do you. want it in. English okay you didn't specify the okay. yes I like the joke in English you like. the joke in English in about 5 seconds.
from now okay knock knock who's. there I can't do it I can't do it I. can't do it okay okay okay what are you. you got to sit here no I can't no we. have to do like knock knocks come here. okay do it with Harper no you do it no. want the B jum set and do no no hey that. was okay that's all I wanted to do F. I'll do it over here. okay knock knock. I don't like this I I really don't you I.
don't want to joke no more no no joke. please it's not okay who's there the KGB. the. KGB who oh the KGB who I'm ask questions. here I actually have a good one wait. wait the KGB who I will ask the. questions here you don't okay never mind. does anybody get that no no okay you get. that what type of a what what is that. explain it well the KGB are they're.
Russian or they were Russian Russian. yeah and also it's a joke from the. office it's a joke from the office and. it's also the special forces and so of. Russia your things don't what type of a. joke are you talking about I don't know. M the least I'm never asking Matt for a. joke. again um KN knock uh who's there. interrupting cow interrupt the C yeah I. saw that one coming all right Kate you. say one. ah don't be.
shy all right I got one I got one knock. knock who's there I am can you not see I. am who can you not see who no me me who. no I it's me I just knocked on your. door I didn't get that oh hey why did. the old man old man fall in a well why. cuz he couldn't see too well that one. was funny now now we're getting funnier. here oh I I I've I've now you triggered. something in my brain that I know jokes.
like this mhm I I do oh why did Humpty. Dumpty fall why cuz he was sitting on a. wall see well that was good I'm glad we. did that anybody else got any um why did. the Stanley fall why because it was. aniso. phase um well why did the actor fall. through the floorboards okay here we go. why uh wait wait can you repeat that why. why did the actor fall through the. floorboard can you sit up I hate when.
you why did the actor fall through the. floor M you don't remember your joke do. you no I do okay then what is it why did. the actor fall through the floorboards. okay. why they were going through a. stage that's funny I like that. one why did you just throw your phone. why don't you see elephants hiding in a. tree uh why because they're really good. at it.
why can't cash play the. drums I'm not saying why that one why. you just said why because he. sucks hit. it I got it don't touch my drum set okay. what's red and smells like blue. paint red paint. yes this is good these are funny does. anybody got a better one uh what do you. call a fake noodle an imp. imposter I knew that one was still funny.
wait if if if the Among Us game was. cooking what would it be called or if. the Imposter was cooking what would it. be called The. Imposter I didn't really care for that. one hold on I what do you call a beehive. without an. exit what. unbelievable oh I got one oh my gosh the. favorite drink of all time Harper have. you heard have you heard about the guy. with the big Orange head no have you no. no no I really need you to focus I have.
have you ever heard this joke no the guy. with the big orange head she's. definitely heard it we've said it on. this podcast all my life I haven't no I. don't think I've ever said that you. weren't here it was early big head have. I said that Kate I don't know okay well. there is this once upon a time there was. this this is the funniest joke you guys. will ever hear in the world also please. make this a. short once upon a time there was a guy. with a big orange head cash has heard. this joke so many times or he's told it. so many times yeah thanks for. interrupting his joke to and my brother.
told it to him and he has not stopped. laughing at it for three years okay I'm. going to say the joke now right yes. please Once Upon a Time this guy walked. into a bar with a big orange head didn't. see that coming and he goes down and he. sits down at the bar and the guy next to. him is like hey man why do you have a. big orang Shut. up and he goes well I'll tell you how I. got this big orang ched if you buy me a. drink the guy agrees he goes okay I'll.
buy you a drink he calls the bartender. over and he says Hey Bartender can you. get this guy with the big orange head a. drink on me and he goes okay sure sir. yeah I am okay so he buys the guy a. drink he goes okay now that I have. bought you a drink tell me why you have. a big orange head you got a big orange. head nailed it he goes okay well about 5. years ago I was walking down this beach. it was a beautiful beach nice and Sandy. blue SK Skies white clouds birds flying. high and he goes what's that in the sand.
and he bends down what was. it I was about to tell you okay he bends. down and there was a bottle and a genie. pops out poof and the genie pops out and. he's like I'm going to Grant you three. wishes mhm and he says okay let me think. about this my first wish he thought long. and hard he goes my first wish will be I. want all the money in the world and then. right then and there boom all the money.
in the world just appears mhm he has two. wishes left the genie goes what do you. want your second wish to be he says. M I know I want the most beautiful wife. in the world and then right then the. most beautiful wife just appears on the. beach okay now and the genie says you. have one wish left and the Only Rule is. you just cannot wish for more wishes so. guy sits there and he thinks and he.
goes I know what I'll take since I have. all the money in the world and I have. the most beautiful wife in the world. there's nothing else I could. want so I wish for a big orange. head just like a like a not on on his. head but like a big orange head on his. head no on his head okay and that is how. he got the big orange. head now do you want to hear the story. about the guy with the big blue foot um.
after that I don't so this guy had a big. blue foot okay he walks into a NASCAR. race we're done we're done the NASCAR. guy goes thank you guys so much for. watching this episode we. that peace out bro he says well I'll. tell you.
