Siblings or Dating Challenge!
Siblings or dating? Dating. Oh, wait. Wait, wait. I know they're dating, actually. Watch out. M. That's really not safe. I got a really, really fun game to play. So, it's who's most likely to, and then. I'm going to spray whoever I think is. most likely to. Well, who's most likely. to cry during a sad movie? Who's most. likely to get caught shopping in the. tampon aisle? That one, too. Yeah. Who's. most likely to spray the microphone with. water? Oh, cash. No, that was you.
[Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode. And on today's episode, Kenzie, would you like to tell us why. you're gatekeeping house plans? Stop it. I'm sick of the slander. Would. you like to say? Because just to fill. the audience in, right before this. episode, I heard Maverick and Kinsey. whispering in the hallway. And I walked. over there. I'm like, "What's going on? What's happening?" word whispering and. cash butts in. Yeah. And I'm like,
"What's happening, Matt? What's. happening?" And Matt said, "Go ahead. Tell him. Don't worry. I can put out. this hot situation.". Okay. That here's what happened. All. right. I'll keep it. Very cool. Was it. like what? I'm sorry. Why did you all. Kenzie was over there like I Cash was. like, "Man, your house going to be so. expensive." And I was like, "Yeah, it. is." Wait. Time out. Time out. Look at. this. Time out. For y'all that don't. know, we just bought land and me and. Kate are building a house and Maverick. and Kinsey are building a house on the. same piece of land. So, continue.
Right. Okay. Right. So, before this. podcast goes up in flames, I just like. to say that that I am not a responsible. party for any hurt these people's heads. Talk normal. Okay. Kenzie talk showed me. some ideas for her house for our. house and and Uhhuh. And dang, he just. called it your house. That's how that's.
how that's fine. That's how much of a. control freak you're being. Wow. And I. was like, "Dang, that looks expensive.". And then later Cash was talking about. he's like, "Man, your girl likes. expensive stuff. Your house about to be. so expensive." And and I was like, "Yeah, I'm building my house in a. rectangle cuz rectangles and squares are. the cheapest way to build a house.". Yeah. Okay. So, I'm about to I show Cash. the pictures and he's like, "Dang, that's crazy. Your house ain't a. rectangle." And then Kizzy comes up a. rectangle. And she's like, "Come here. for a second. Can you just come here? Come here. Bring it." Yes, she did. I.
saw. Yeah. Okay. And then, so I'm like, "Okay, where am I in trouble?" And she's. like, "You are sharing our. plans. You're sharing our plans." And we. can't be sharing. that. That's for just us. We don't want. them having the same house. I didn't say. it like that as us, right? Okay. Glad. we're on the same page. I was like, I. don't understand. So, you're making me. some little brat. That's not Well,
that's what I proceeded to call her. I. called her a brat. What? I did. And that. does, you know, in this house building. process, I've called Kate a brat a lot. of times, too. It's true. I think we should get used to the term. Honestly, that may have been a first for you, but. I assure you it's not the last. Moral of. the story, Kinsey is worried all the. cool stuff she wants to put in her. house, Cash is going to be like, "That's. dope. Let's put it in our house." Which. which I don't see the problem. If you.
put in like, you know, like a cool. fridge, why can't I put in a cool. fridge? You can put in a cool fridge. I want to. make a pink house with pink pretty. stairs. Yeah. And you do that. You do. that. The main the main thing of the. house, like the main attraction, the. thing I'm most excited about. Your house. has attractions. One thing. It's the one. thing I'm so excited about. Hey, we had. to share it. Which is what? Cool down. You're getting a little heated. Wait, what's the main attraction? I actually. don't know. A little heated. All right.
We get it cuz you're a five. Yeah. What's the main attraction? I'm just. keeping things under control. What? Okay, we can move on. Okay. So, what's. the main attraction? Isn't funny. Lights, camera. Well, if you don't. remember, I don't want to tell you. Is. it the stone wall that the fireplace is. going to go up against? Because that was. not I hate Listen, the stone wall is. really pretty, but I hate to break it to. you. It's in a lot of houses. But yeah, yeah, but like. it's the way the stone wall. Oh no, her. dream is going up in flames. Also, I.
don't understand why why do you house. have to be like unique? Like if you have. a dope house, why does it matter if like. a thousand other people a million other. people have that house as long as you. like it? Have you all heard all the. jokes that Maverick are making? It's not. funny whatsoever. But it's kind of. funny, right? Oh no, her dream's going. up in flames. Yeah. Like I don't. understand. I'm kind of hot right now. Can I get it? Oh my gosh. Cash's taco. smells bad. Banging. It smells banging. Probably. It literally It smells like a.
cookie. What is that from? I don't even. know. Like, how does a taco have a sweet. smell? But yeah. Anyways, and during. this house building process, the girls. have been getting a lot of slander their. way because they're like, "We need to. build this. We need to build this." And. I'm like, "You know what? We need to be. grateful that we are building our own. house." You know what? Not many people. get to do that and take advantage of. that in life. You definitely did not say. that. I did say that. Yeah, he does. And. then I put up a picture. And then I put. up a video of children in third world.
countries that barely have enough food. to eat. And I was like, "Tell them about. your house problems." You know what I do. say every day? They put out. Maverick. does not say that actually. Yeah. Tell. them about your stone wall, Kenzie. You. know what? Actually, yeah, it made me. cry today. I was talking about our. house. It did. She was talking about it. and I just flipped it around my mid-s. sentence. I was like so sad and it was. just kids scraping for food in a bowl in. some third world country. Did it make. you cry more than when you see me. flamingo dancing? What? Nothing is funny. A flame.
flamingo. What is he saying, dude? Yeah, I know. It's funny you're saying. I'm. sorry. I'm a hot mess. Okay. No, but. Cash always fails to leave out. He's. like, "You're so she just blah blah blah. blah blah. She just watch things blah. blah blah blah blah." But I do actually, believe it or not, say every day. Every. day when we lay down for bed and we're. about to fall asleep, I say, "I'm so. thankful for this life we every night.". Man, I'm so thankful. Now, let me. complain about all the things I I'm so. thankful for this life that we have. I'm. so thankful when we were living in We.
are living in this house. I'm so. thankful for this house we have. I'm so. thankful that we finally have land to. build two separate houses. Yeah, but you. can't say that and then follow it up. with. But I don't I wait till tomorrow. to follow it up with the butt. What? I. say that with everything. Like even this. taco right here, you know, if some if. Kate was to complain about this taco, I. would just show her the same video of. the kids starving looking for food in a. pan where there's no food. Yeah. And. it's like now I don't even have smoke on. now. Complain to them about your taco. What? You got to spit it out. Sorry.
Yeah. It's really not funny. And I'm not. laughing. Can you like see my face and. not laugh? So when you put your life. into perspective, you realize you're. grateful for what you have and that you. shouldn't be worried about these things. that do not matter. This is true. Yep. Be more grateful, guys. What the freak? Why my taco got grease all over it? Matt. was saying jokes like this. He's like, "Yo, that grease got some smoke on it.". Yo, it's What type of greasy taco is. this? Harper, if you were to build a house. right now, would you really make the.
inside taco? Probably. I'm not kidding. Step off the floor. Yeah, cuz I I was. doing that. I was doing that on purpose. and no one told me besides Al. Hey, listen. All I know is both of you guys. are gonna get great houses. I like my. cheese dripping. I never said I wasn't. So, let's just let's just relax a little. bit. I feel like I'm a little more. mature than Cash. Let's be real. What? Wait, right. We don't say that in front. of him. I mean, I I'll be one you for. Look at my eyebrows. I know. I've. noticed them when I walked in. They're.
Yeah, they're a bit dark, but Did you. Did you dye them back? Okay. Yeah, she. she was freaking out with Wait, did you. dye them back? She was freaking out. She's like, "No, no help. Help. The guy. the guy's not working and I have a. driver's license photo appointment.". She's freaking out. That's like the. worst. morning because you know when you have a. driver's license, people will randomly. hit you with a what's your driver's. license picture look like? Yeah. And. then I would have had no eyebrows in my. driver's license picture. No emotions.
She was literally like it was like 8. a.m. and I'm like just figure it out. She's like, "It's not letting. She's like stirring the thing." She's. like, "It won't It's just not pasting. It's just not working. It was like the. clay and it was not getting soft." And I. was very frustrated. Did you get your. license this morning, though? Yeah. Oh, wow. Cash got his license, too. Maverick, you're the only one. Uh, listen. I have my license. An expired. one? No, it's not expired. It's not. expired. It's not getting him a new one. that says ID.
Nobody cares about that. Yeah, let's talk about the DMV. Let's. talk about what you're sitting on. because it should light on fire and. Maverick should not put it out. I hate. the DMV. What? Can we What you just. said? Is that mine? That was a threat. You can't say that. That's a threat. Yeah, that's a threat against the DMV. Huh? Is that mine? What? This t-shirt? What are you looking at? The the fridge. you're sitting on.
Mystical. Magical. I mean, is yours is. this floor yours? Why are you sitting on. her fridge? Are these four walls yours? Did you go in my room and get that? Actually, I mean, is it your room? Did. you unplug it? I mean, we all we all. split revenue on this house. Be. grateful. He's sitting on your fridge. What cash baker's sitting on your. fridge? I need to show you the video of. the kids in the third world countries. that have no mini fridge. Yeah. And. let's be honest, your fridge is toast. now. I'm pretty sure the kids in the. third world countries Why is Kate. laughing about that? That's not funny to. laugh about. He's just like,
"Guys, it is Memorial Day, which means. we're having a Memorial Day sale on all. of our tickets." So, we are coming to a. city near you. I know you guys have. heard it a million times, you already. know that, but we're coming to your city. and we want to see y'all. So, go get. your tickets this Memorial Day. It's a. oneweek sale and we have deals on all of. our tickets. So, if you guys just want. to come to the show, it's on sale. You. want to come see us in the meet and. greet, it's on sale. You want to come to. the hangout, it's on sale. So, get your. tickets right now. It lasts one week. I'll see you there.
[Music]. Country, I think a mini fridge is their. least of their worries. That's exactly. my point. Well, I just want you to And. it's one of Kenzie's top worries right. now. Yeah, because their butt is. touching it. If they had a stuffed. animal they really loved and your butt. was touching it, I'm sure they'd be just. as upset as I am. Kenzie, that fridge is. already gone. He's eating Taco Bell on. the fridge. Oh my gosh. Go to third. world fridge. I'm using this as a.
toilet. Homie, that fridge is not going. to be good after this. What the What are you doing up here? We. should go to a third world country. Hey, get away from my tacos. St. You want to. come sit? No. Hey, wait. Watch this, guys. Stella, come here. Stella, she can. sit up here. Okay. All right. Well, I'm. I say we should go to third world. country. I don't know what that means. Like third world country. Like, what's. that supposed to mean? You don't know. what that means. It's like third from. the sun. I think Saturn or uh you don't. but you don't know the third world. country. I don't the third planet from.
the sun which isense. Wait a second. That's Earth. She's coming for your taco. Well, what I. want to say is coming for your taco. No. Hey Stella, come here. Stella, come. here. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Say up here. Say up. No. No. No. Okay. Well, anyways, what what were we all. saying? Um, what I'm saying is we should. You just got swiped by her butt. We. should go to a third world country and. we should do a we should do a free show. for the people that they How about we.
like bring them I don't think they watch. the other podcast. Yeah. Or Yeah. How. about we bring them food? I don't I just. thought that maybe they would buy some. concessions and stuff. Also bring them a. car so they could drive to where there's. food. We have a few friends that will go. to um third world countries and like. build houses and Okay. Why don't we call. it world like world Africa? Wait, is. that is that a third world country is. Mars? There are parts of Africa that are. third world. No, I agree with you. Why. do we call it a third world country? Yeah, cuz I'd said no. What would be. considered a second world country?
Because this is why you call it that. Because wait, like what should we call? First of all, there's no second world. really. It's really just first and. third. They kind of skip. Yeah, we're in the first world. It's. because it's that it's because the. countries are so different. Why are you. lying? It's not the first world. Stop. lying. No, listen to my explanation. It's because the countries are so. different. They're they say like they're. completely different worlds. You know. what I mean? Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It is like that. Low key. I've seen the edits of like the people.
at the like crazy Kentucky Derby. Yeah. Kentucky Derby like Grammys or whatever. those things are where they're like all. dressed crazy. Yeah. Wait. Pop up this. throw up like the third world country. and it's like oh. And they compare to. the Hunger Games where it's like the. capital people and in the Hunger Games. you're rooting for the people that are. at the bottom. You're like, "Let's go. pop up Tik Toks." Those people are. horrible. Kentucky Derby and Hunger. Games in real life. And then you realize. you're like, "Oh, in America, we're the. capital. We're the people in we're.
living a great life." Yeah. Yeah. District 13 over there. People also say. like they're also like, "Oh, watching. this from district 12.". I would say you're maybe closer to like. district 7 if you have a phone and. you're commenting that. No, if you're. watching that in the United States, you. are in the capital. Yeah, that's just. the truth. But they look at they're. looking at the celebrities like at the. Met Gala and they're like, "We should go. to the Met Gala, you know. I think it's. a hard invite. I think it's $70,000 a. ticket if if you have to pay 70." What?
Yeah. So, yes, but that was why. everybody got mad was apparently the Met. Gala like all the money that was raised. Yeah. went to like What is this guy. talking about? Went to a costume. designer place instead of like Are you. talking about a Met Gala scandal? Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Hey. No, that's what No, that's interesting. The megala happened. There was a whole. thing. I say we go to the Grammys. Wow. I say we raid the Grammys. I say I win a. Grammy. Yeah. Or I steal one. I steal. one. I would I would I would play a.
Grammy. If I ever won a Grammy, I don't. know what I would do. I If I was homies. with like someone that owned a Grammy, I. would totally take it from him. I don't. know how the Piper Rockel diss track. didn't win a Grammy. Yeah, for real. Honestly, are you kidding me? How about. most influential song? Yeah. I don't. think has any influencer song ever been. up for a Grammy? No. Um uh whatever it. takes won an Oscar. Did it actually? Do. you know what an Oscar is? No. Cat. doesn't either. Yeah, I do. What is an. Oscar? Nar, you never seen an Oscar? My.
movie is might win an Emmy or an Oscar. An Oscar. What the heck? She would win. an Oscar for the movie, right? Uh, actors win Oscars and I think movies. win or nimmies. I forgot about Emmys. Emmys. The Emmy awards. Yeah, I think. movies win them. Yeah, but do you mean. whatever it takes won an Oscar? Yeah, like individually. I won one for my. acting. Is he lying? Mhm. Yeah, I delivered my. two lines really well. Is he lying? No, they said I killed my two bars. You're.
lying. No. Did you not hear me? You're. lying. Show me your Oscar. Go get your. Oscar. One life and I got one chance. No. Get your Oscar. the weight of the. world in my hand. Get your Oscar. Trying. to tell me that I can't do this. You. don't even know the lines. Get your. Oscar or your words. Yes, it is. Okay, I. know the lines to my own Oscar. award-winning song. Okay, you know what. this me that goes one live so I got one. chance. Got the weight of the world in. my hands. They try to tell me that I. can't do this. I can't do this. I can't. You're making Alex so sad. He's putting.
his head Why do you put your head down. in your lap when I sing? Man, this is. how I think your song goes. It's like I. know the pressure is on. I feel the. pressure in here. I know the pressure is. on but I can't take. actually goes I feel that pressure in. here. Yeah, it's all in the air. The. water's. rising. I will not bend. I won't break. I'll do whatever it takes.
Hey. Hey. Well, well, whatever it takes. Oh, well. Well, hey, that song got 150. million views. I'm counting. It still. gets like 2 million views a month. We're. going to get clips so hard and one of. those uh cringe moments of 2025 from. that. Y'all know what? Like the chicken. wing clip is a video. Yeah, I know. Why? Just why? Everybody Everybody, it's like those meme pages. It's always. like, "Well, at least you're not them.".
And it's all of us being like, "Chicken. wing, chicken wing, hot dog, and. baloney, chicken and macaron." And Map's. over there. going and Harper was like, "It's so funny." It was like so. embarrassing. It's like if you're if. you're sad, just at least you're not. thin. And it's like everywhere. Wing. chicken wing hot dog. And we're all like. so intuitive. Mouth's literally just. Can we do it again? You want to get clipped again? I don't.
care, bro. How many tacos did you eat. over there? Seven. What? Actually, there's so many rappers. All ready. Oh, were we doing it? Wait, what was my. part? Uh, I don't know. Wait, I wasn't. here for that. You don't want to be, honestly. I wasn't in the clip, I don't. think. So, maybe we just We need to make. it like good. Like Alex took the headset. off. He doesn't want to hear. it. What? What are you doing? What's. that? What is that? Why is she doing that? Why.
does she keep clapping? Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Wait, can you Oh, you want. me to sing? Yeah. Oh, okay. Why was she. like doing that with Why act like it's a. war cry? Yeah, she was. like chicken wing. Chicken like going into battle with. time. That is not the chicken wing song I. heard us sing.
Okay, do it for real cuz that's crazy. Okay, chicken wing. Okay. All right. All. right. Three, two, one. Not so slow. Why Why do you guys keep. doing it slow, man? Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Oh, come on. You failed. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. again. I get the way it sound. Chicken. wing. I don't know how yall did it. So.
good. All right. Ready? Go. Three, two, one, go. Chicken wing. Chicken wing. macaroni. Chilling with my homies. Chicken. You have to go harder on that. Yeah, you got to go. Okay. Ready? Oh, yeah. All right. We're going to start at. chilling with my homies. Ready? Chilling. with my homie. Chicken macaron. Chicken. wings. Oh, I forgot. And we're done. And. that's it. We're done. You guys failed. Maybe we failed. All right. Well, let's. check my uh let's check my toilet. What?
Your toilet? Toilet? Your toilet? Ew. Oh, we got new tuba. Uhoh. Again, huh? No, I don't know. No, this is this is. just my after snack after I eat Taco. Bell. Oh, what the we got? Uhoh. And. some hot sauce for it. Oh god. Disgusting. Let's see what else we got. That's yucky chicken. Uhoh. And some. ketchup. Oh no. Oh no. I hope I don't. fall. Oh no. Oh, and it's your body. Ew. I know that.
thing warm. Well, that concludes my uh toilet. tutorial. Oh my gosh, this is so bunny. Hey, I got a really, really, really, really fun game to play. What. game? So, it's who's most likely to. What? Okay. And. he's speaking to you. Okay. Yeah. Thank. you. Thank you for that. Okay. Why is it still going?
Okay. Good. Okay. It's who's most. likely. No, please don't. It's who's. most likely to. And I'm going to have a. spray bottle and Kate is going to ask me. questions and you're going to say who's. most likely to whatever. And then I'm. going to spray whoever I think is most. likely to. Why do your games always. involve somebody else getting hurt? I. think I should spray since I'm the fire. No, no, no. I should spray. No, no, no. Trust. I have to spray. Uh, do you guys. have a spray bottle? Bleach like a. little hair bottle. I have one that I. can spray. Shoved into a No, no. I need.
it. I need it. I have to spray. No, no. I promise you I have to spray. Do you. have one? A spray bottle? Yeah. You. know, like for your hair. Yeah, I. probably do. Yeah. Well, probably. Or do. you? Cuz I kind of need Well, if you're. going to spray then, can can I ask the. questions? No. Please don't. That was like painful. No, don't give it attention. Stop giving. it attention. Ask the questions. I. promise I'll get to the point. You see how your wife is laughing? I'll. I'll cut to everything.
I'll cut to the chase. I'll cut to the. chase. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, right. Okay. Can. y'all give me that spray bottle? Actually, I see a good spray bottle. Get. that red thing. Actually, get him. Oh my. gosh. Please. Wait. No. Get him that. spray bottle. The one next to you. What. the fire extinguisher? Spray that. I. have horrible memories with that. All. right. All right. I just I I need the. spray bottle real quick. It'll be a fun. game. I promise. I promise. It was a. form of bullying. What was when we. sprayed her in the face? Oh yeah. Flash. do a flashback scene to when we sprayed.
Kate with the fire extinguisher. Close. your eyes. Hurry up. Three, two, one. [Applause]. Okay. Here you go. Here you go. Here you. go. Here you go. That was bad. Existing one, man. That. was such a good memory. Wow. You got.
Hey, you got like a fancy one. Hey, did. y'all know the dollar section? Does it. Does it do like the nozzle thing though? The dollar section. Huh? No, it just. does mist. Yeah. Well, that's use. Look, let me get you, M. Just Well, why would. I need a jetream to my head? Oh, M. Let. me Oh, M. You were the one who's most. likely to. This is useless, Kenzie. Dad, hit me. You know, it's not useless. All right, I'll go get something. You guys can this. helmet. I have one that's actually. sufficient enough. Listen, pretty good. Hit me with the back of the axe. Not a.
real axe. No, like the other. You can. hit me with that side. All right. Yeah. Is that a real axe? You can hit me kind. of harder, though. It's a fake helmet, M. It's not really No, it's a real. helmet, M. It's a piece of plastic. Nope. Go for it. No. Like, really? I. don't want to hit you. No. No. Just hit. it. No. Harder. Don't ever hurt your. friends on the head with an axe. Harder. Ah, see it's pretty good. Okay, now uh. do something with this. Okay, y'all want. to see a cool trick? Watch out, Kate.
Here we go. Ready? M. M. That's really. not safe. Look at that. That was pretty good, right? Your privileges are provoked. Listen, don't break into my house cuz. I'm pretty good with that thing. She's. pretty She's pretty axe. Mav, you got to. be careful when you're wailing weapons. through the air. What if I didn't move quick enough and. it What do you mean move? That was a. perfect head shot. What if it ricocheted. off the wall into my skull and I mine. was I would honestly like cry and have.
and laugh. There's wool floating around. Yeah, there is. I would get rid of that. thing quick. Can y'all not admit that. was a pretty good throw? I really want to put fires out of water. Can I do that? Hey, you're going to mess. up my hair and my makeup. Oh, I see. Oh, it doesn't really work. Okay, we're just. going to have to go capless. No. Oh my. Hey, actually, don't spray. Don't do. that. I'm wearing a white shirt. No, I. promise. White and water don't mix well. You'll be fine. You're not playing the. game. Okay, you're asking the questions.
Oh, what? She could get wet, though, right? Is okay. Ask me some who who's. most likely. Wait, can I ask the. questions? Can I ask? Uh, Kate, ask me. some who's most likely to questions. Wait, why am I deemed dictator of the. Just ask me the question. Ask me some. who's most likely to questions. Google. them. I don't care. Ask who's most. likely to wear makeup on the podcast. I. saw this on TikTok and and we really. need to play it. Okay. Um, all right. That's fine. Let me just think. Let me. just think a little thinking something. real quick. Okay. Okay. Here we go. All. right. Who's most likely to buy a. thousand dollar outfit, wear it for the. event, not take the tags off, and then. return it the next day with a ketchup.
stain on it? Well, I think that was. targeted at someone. What the? Good. thing I had this hat. Wait, wait, no. I. thought we were supposed to vote. Oh, no. I'm the one that decides. Okay, but. but you understand. I would never do. that. And I definitely wouldn't get a. ketchup stain on it. I thought that was. targeted at you. For what reason? I. would never do that in my life. Next. question. Okay. All right. Who's most. likely to um adopt a dog from the. shelter and surprise his wife with her, but then a few months later decide that. he no longer wants the dog, so he starts.
googling ways to get rid of a or. heard enough. That's you. It was you. You ask ones that aren't involving me. No, it is you. Wait, this game is not. fair. No, they can't be directed. I. mean, like, who's most likely to stub. their toe? Oh, you ask me some simple. ones. Can I say something? Okay. All. right. Can I just say something? It's. okay. I'm okay. I don't like this game. Who's most likely either to uh Who's. most likely to trip on their way up the. stairs and slam their face and then.
their feet fall out? So, they have to. get facial reconstruction. [Laughter]. I got it. Why are we just spraying me. still? Unfortunately, that was the you. actually most likely to do that. What. the Okay, next one. Okay. Um No, I need. my hat. You're fine. You're fine. Okay. Um, trust me, I don't think he's friending. you. All right. What? Who's most likely. to be in a Walmart parking lot with. their cart of groceries looking for.
their car and they find their car and. they open the door and they get in the. car and they start driving away and they. get halfway down the road and realize. that this is not actually their car. It's somebody else's car, but it looks. the exact same. Hey, can you ask more. generic ones? Yes. Um, who's most likely. to cry during a sad movie? Oh, I need. that. I need Harper, do not resist. Oh, why' you I mean, you just gave us Who's. most likely to cry during a sad movie? Who is most likely to cry during Cash? This is just not true or fun. Who's most. likely to spray the microphone with.
water? Oh, Matt or Cash? No, that was. you. Ask me another one. Sorry. Okay. Um, well, bad boy. I hope you know. you're freaked after this. Who's most. likely to get caught shopping in the. tampon aisle? At least guys won't catch. unfortunately. That one's you. Yeah. Yeah. I was just testing to see what he. would actually do. I'm getting wet. Okay. So, I think we understand the. point of the game. Uh, no. Game's not. over. No, I think we game is over. Ask. him one more. I'll be honest. You need. to hurt him. The game is over. The.
game's over. Who's most likely to get. kicked out of school for saying. something insane? Well, it was hard, but I guess you're. the second best. Oh, well, that was such a fun game. I'm. glad we No, that was stupid. Why did we. do that? You guys haven't. Because. apparently none of you guys have seen. that on TikTok. You You play Who's most. likely to with water and you just keep. doing the same person and you see how. long they'll sit there and I think you.
were going to sit there a long time. Normally they move after like two after. like three they're like, "Is this a. prank on me?" Is it a prank on me? Obviously, none of those were even close. to me. Yeah. So, normally the person. like moves and they're like, "I get it. Stop playing the prank on me." Josh, it's not a prank. You're just throwing. water on me. And I I'm totally fine with. you throwing as much water on me as you. want because I'm going to get you back. What? Yes. I am a fireman. What is that. for? I will get you with water. No, please.
Is your bike going to be okay? It's like. soaked in water. It's probably fine. Yeah, we should have thought about that. first. Okay, what are you doing with. that other bottle? What other bottle? That one. Oh, I picked it up. You said I. couldn't have it. Uh, yeah, cuz I. thought you were I thought you were. gonna uncap it and throw water on me. No. No, I wouldn't do that. Yeah. So, that's why I didn't let you have I can't. you have it now? No, cuz that's still a. risk I'm not willing to take. Parched. right now, honestly. Well, Matt, at. least you're a firefighter and you got. water. That's kind of fitting. You could.
put Nutella all over your teeth. Can you. do it, too? No, I don't really like. Nutella. I don't want to look like the. odd one out. Yeah. Well, you will if you. do that. So, cash Nutella. Uh, I would, but I've been getting cavities and I. don't know if that's really good for. them. Like just spreading Nutella as. toothpaste. I don't know how you got. cavities from Maverick cuz I've never. got She didn't get them from Maverick. Yeah, she needs to accept her own. responsibility that you gave yourself. cavities. Yeah, you didn't. They're not. contagious. Well, she has an axe. You. better watch what you say. Oh, trust me. She's not as good as with me with the. axe. I am I threw that axe perfectly.
into the wall behind you. What? Look. behind you. Oh, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That did backlash and hit. someone. I hope it doesn't. Okay, go. I mean, just cook the wall. I mean, that. was not straight. Well, I made a bigger. hole. That's crazy. I'll show you. No, I'll show you. Oh. Oh, I'm a very good. axe thrower.
I don't think so. I don't know about. this. There you go. So, I think you're. in a good spot now. Let me try. Let me try. I'm from Texas, man. Yeah, I'm from Texas, man. Okay, wait. Take your time. Really, Harper? You got. to think about this. You can't just. chunk it. You got to think about how. many times it's going to spin. And you. got to make sure it's very calculated. You can't just chunk this thing no. matter how bad you No. Okay. What did he. say about not just jump in the I I.
didn't that was accident. Swear. Oh no. What happened? Oh no. Water bottle. What? Her water bottle. And my Diet Coke. cup got a big old hole in it. Now that. was actually that was Kinsey's small. apparently. What? That was Kinsey's fault. Whoa. Whoa. No. No. Oh, I got something else. we can throw. I'll be right back. What? Something else we can throw. Are you. going to get a knife? Don't get a knife. No, please don't get I can't believe I.
knife. Don't get my quitching cuisine. art knife. Please. Your quitching. What? Please don't. I tell. every Don't use my good knives on stupid. things like opening packages. And. everybody's so quick to grab my good. knives and use them on stupid things. like opening packages. Are you still. talking about your knives? Don't be my. ice cream. Okay. Please don't. Uh, where. did Mav go? I don't know, but I dry. Get. something sharp. I got drywall all over. my cup. Hey, can you put the axe down? You're scaring me with that. No, I have. to keep it because in case it's going to.
be for retaliation if pours water on me. Let me just play it. Play with the play. with the axe. No, no one shall play with. an axe. Please. I I want I got a cool No. one shall be playing with it. K. I got a. cool trick. Stop it. What the I like my. suitcase. Can I please play with it? No, don't play with the axe. Why? I just. want to try something really cool. I. feel like you were the most untrusted. person here with an axe. I just wanted. to test the theory I had. What? No. See? So, why are you doing that? I wanted to. see if Jail could hold it in his mouth.
Okay. Well, we're not doing that. Jericho. M. What are you doing? Wait, let's talk about something else. Through. the wall. Let's talk about someone else. Stop. Stop. Cash. Say that. Oh, that scared the heck out of me. Who's most likely to get soaked on this. podcast? Cashes. Oh my gosh. All of the TV is crazy.
Y'all are going to ruin the floor. Yeah. From Texas, mate. Wow. I mean, I told. you not to do that. Using his own drug. against him like that. I mean, I warned. him. Why is he walking like a gremlin? What are you walking, dude? He's walking. like a frog. I'm not going to give him the towel. Is that appropriate? You don't want the towel. It's very. absorbent. Absorbent. Take that away from me.
How am I supposed to contain you like. that? Did you not see that coming? No, I. didn't know what you were doing. Wow. I. mean, you got water all over our world. map painting. You should be ashamed of. yourself. First off, it's my world map. painting. And second off, it's going to. be okay. It had to be done. Here's a. towel. I mean, he is cooked. He's. speechless. He's so cold. Don't worry. You will not catch on fire now. Do you. need a towel? No. I just sit here and. shiver. Okay, that's fine then. Join the.
club. Okay. Um, well, hey, can you. please stop that? I have another game to. play. All right. I don't know. I'm sick. of these. I'm sick of your games. There's my game. What? What is this. game? Actually, I do like Maverick's. games cuz I don't get hurt. No, no, no, no, no. We'll play that game next. episode. No, that's this episode. H next. episode. No, this All right, we'll play. this episode. You sure? Yeah, we can. play this episode. I've been really excited to play this. game. I can back this game out if you. No, no, no, no. Play this this one. This.
one's your mic. Okay, new soundboard. I've been really excited to play this. game and I haven't been able to see the. photos yet, so I'm actually very hyped. Okay, wait. First, you got to explain. what we're doing. Today, we are going to. be playing Siblings or Dating. I will be. your host, the fireman. Okay. What? What? What are we doing? You're going to. be playing siblings or dating. I'm going. to show a photo and you guys have to. decide if they're siblings or if they're. dating. Oh, I get it now. And then me. and Kate are going to kiss and you guys. got to decide if we're siblings or.
dating. And then me. Never mind. What? Well, never mind. I'm not kissing you. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say. that. Um, but uh I will be your host, the fireman. Okay, here we go. First. off, siblings or dating? Oh, good look. For sure. Dating. Look at his hand. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see. Let. me see. They're dating for sure. Hand. placement is suspicious. Ooh. But. normally in these games, I mean, that.
hand is very suspicious. But normally in. these games, they always choose people. that are very touchy, touchy, and odd. with their hand placement that are. siblings. I got a few. Siblings. I think. it's I mean dating. Uh, I'm going to go. dating. Okay. I think it's dating. If. they're not dating, that's just weird. Yeah, if you're not dating, this is a. little uncomfortable where your hand is. Um, Alex, are they dating or are they. siblings? No way. I mean, that's just not okay, man, for either of them.
Wait, you don't even have these answers. Well, no, but where's my axe? I'm. supposed to cut them in half. I don't. think you're supposed to do that. Oh, okay. But you cutting them in half. because they're siblings. I found it. Okay, next one. All right, next one. Wait, can you text Mav the. thing so at least Mav can tell them? He doesn't even got a microphone over. there. Oh, great planning of the game, M. Wow. So, next we have another photo.
Hey, your pictures. Siblings or No, that's a picture of like a bridge down. there. Don't worry about it. Here we go. Siblings or dating? Siblings. Those are. the same people. No, it's not. It does. look like the same people. Yeah. I to be. honest now, if a dude has that haircut, I'd be suspicious. No, that's siblings. That's dating. Dating? What? She's like. cuddled up on him. Yeah, I think it's. siblings. Siblings. It could be dating, though. No, I do not sit next to my. brother like that. I cuddle up on my. sister like siblings. Wait, what? I'm.
going to go dating. Dating. They got to. be dating. I think they're dating. They. have to be. No, no, wait. I think. they're siblings. You guys are throwing. me off now. Those are definitely I think. they're dating. They're not dating, dude. I just hope he's single. What? Okay, Alex, are they siblings or dating? They're dating. Dating is crazy. Punch. through this. That's appropriate. Yeah, that's pretty appropriate. I know. Or text to Kate. He texted them to me, didn't he? Then why don't you read them, M? I don't know. I just didn't know if.
they were in order or like Wow, bro. Interesting. You know, okay. Poor. planning on your part, fireman. Um, yeah, bad fireman. Look, I'm not a bad. fireman. Post TV shows. Be a bad. fireman. Um, it's unfortunate because I. don't have the list yet. Alex is still. getting it. But we're going to continue. with my favorite game. Siblings or. Dating. Okay. Whoa. Next. Siblings or. Dating? Dating. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know them, so I'm not going to.
say. Okay. Obviously, they're siblings. And this photo is fine. That's normal. I. I that's I know they're dating actually. [Laughter]. Don't Yeah, that's the inside scoop. No, no, you can see there's an armrest. between them there. It's a very normal. dating that sibling sibling situation. Is it normal sibling situation? No, that. honestly just looks like a like a funny. picture that was being taken. Like. Jordan definitely was like their dad. definitely took this. He was like, "All. right, you two go ahead and take a.
picture together." And they were like, "No, dad, we don't want to." And he was. like, "Come on, do it. Do it once. No. Yeah, that that's that's a pretty normal. siblings. This is cute, adorable. siblings. Will someone tell me the. answer? Siblings. Siblings. Siblings. Yeah. Okay. I really thought I was the only. one that was going to get that one. right. Next. Oh, we have two more. Oh, I. thought we only had one more. Okay. Oh, let's go. Did you just fart? Wait, that was Kate. You just tried to. blame it on me and Harper. That's.
insane. Kate's first fart on the pod. Kate, did you? Or was it Kenzie? Oh my. goodness. No, it's not Kenzie. Wow. Cash like farted while he was. talking. Fastest. I didn't fart. Did the Taco. Bell that quick? Yeah, it comes fast. All right, next one. Next up on Siblings. or Dating, we have these people. Siblings. They're siblings. Ew, her name. or they're. dating. Um, him or her. Um, no, they're.
definitely siblings. This This was an. interesting picture to choose. Yeah. Is that a I'm going to say siblings. I. think it's siblings. Siblings are. dating. Yeah. But but it looks But look, it looks like she stole his hat. I'm. like, it might be Halloween. She's. trying to dress up like You have 5. seconds to lock in an answer for double. point. Siblings. Siblings. Uh siblings. Siblings. The correct answer is dating. No way. Yes. You all die. What? No. All.
right. I'm like, all of a sudden we're. in Squid Games and we just get shot. You. all die. Wow. I mean, you were stacked. Wait, there's two more? Where did they. keep coming from? Hold up. No, this is. like a magic trick. They're spawning out. of nowhere. I swear there's been two. more every time. No, there's not two. more every time. There's three. There's. three right now. My. Oh, I've seen them. Is it the same. image? Siblings or dating? They're. actually married. I know that couple. Okay. Okay. Well, thanks for giving away.
the whole thing. I think they're dating. Well, Kate just told us. Hey, dog. Um, well, fine. The answer. Yes, they're. dating. I'm not going to lie. Yo, Harper. just ripped. What? I mean, that was insane. I'm not going. to lie. I thought it was you. Oh my. gosh. I know. Matt felt that couch. shake, dude. Like a 5.0 magnitude. earthquake. No, that was that was. disrespectful to the couch, dude. How. much water's on this couch? You almost. created a tsunami. That was crazy. Wait,
dude. It's probably dry under her now. Was that you? No, it was her. Pass the. couch, man. Dude, I felt like the I felt. like the ground vibrated from you. I I. It was cash. It was cash. I think it the sound that. came off of that. It had to have been. Cash. It sounded like it hit a wall. You. know, it's socially acceptable to like. fart on our podcast, but imagine you. were on like a serious podcast like Joe. Rogan or something and you're just like, "Yeah.". So, it's just like,
"Okay, we have one left." All right, guys. Are you ready for your last chance. on Siblings or Dating? What do we like. win money or something? Uh, you just get. to live or die. Okay. Can you punch. through this, too, after? No, it's. glass. I wouldn't recommend. They're. dating. Look at the hand. They're. married. is she's in a wedding. No, that. hand placement does not mean dating. Yeah, I I would put I put my hand on. your on your chest. Yeah, but it doesn't. mean dating. Siblings would also take a. tough with one of my brothers with my.
hand posted up like that. Yes, the hand, the wedding. dress, the. vows, the smiles. There's no ring. Are. they siblings or are they dating? But. they do look a lot alike. I think. they're siblings, but that is I I just. wouldn't put my hand on my brother's. chest like that. Yeah, I'm going to say. they're siblings. Yeah. Okay. Kinsey. Yeah. I don't I don't know. I mean, if. there's no wedding ring on her finger, I. guess. Siblings. No, but it could be. But she's at a wedding in a white dress. It makes no sense. Wow. Maybe wedding. Well, let's see if there's other white.
dresses. So, it's it's a white dress. party. Okay. It might not even be a. wedding. Yeah. It could just be like a. little hangout. Little fireside. Okay. Siblings. Siblings. So, everyone said. siblings. You are all correct. They are siblings. That's weird, right? kind of weird. Yeah, that's a the hand. placement's a little weird. Other than. that, they look like a nice couple. I. mean, I mean, it's like a prof It's like. a It's a professional like pose. So. maybe if they had like an actual.
photographer who's like, "Just put your. hand on his back." Dude, I've heard of. some weird sibling combos out there. Like guys, apparently I got cut. Harper. got cut. We both got cut and I got cut. Ira, all three of us got cut from the. episode. That was crazy cuz that Well, I. was saying some true stuff, man. Okay. Well, moving on. Yeah, I said some true. stuff, too. Just know that I found a. couple that was siblings and dating. Okay. Yeah, they were both. No, we did. We came across a couple that was.
siblings and they were dating. So, and. apparently we can't talk about that. That's all you need to know. Am I going. to get that cut again now? Well, siblings and dating. Wow, that's. unfortunately. Cut that out. That's just. Okay. No, we're not cutting that. That. part's staying. That part's staying. Uhhuh. What? You guys are going to be so. cooked when we go on tour and you say. something on stage that we have to cut. We can't cut it cuz we're on tour. That's exactly right. So, that's why if. you guys want to see the uncutness and. things we might accidentally say, you.
should come to our tour. Tickets are for. sale at the LOL podcast.net. It's called. LOL Raw. Okay. LOL Raw put it. No, nothing's called that world tour. Don't. ever say it like that again. Sorry. Nothing can be cut on stage. So, if you. want to see all the things that every. once in a while we have to cut because. we go too far. But also, that's also why no cell phones. are required or are allowed in the. building. No, they are. What are you. saying? Oh, okay. Imagine. Guys, I'm actually so excited.
for the first show. I am to get back on. stage, meet all of y'all. Y'all don't. understand. Like, Mav, can you give us. your can you give us your entrance? Yo, what's up Cincinnati? We're not going to Cincinnati first. Yes, we are. Not first. No, listen. But. the actual show, like when we're all. there and we get to meet all you guys. who like this same kind of content, it's. just so our content. Yeah, but like. we're all like on the same wavelength. It's like like people are dressed up in. freaking tie outfits, dressed up as. Gerald's. Like it's just like you're. going to like an event. It's like not.
just like Yeah. a cult. Yeah. Come join. the cult. No, the LOL cult. We're. starting our own. The cults coming to. each city. What? We'll inaugurate you at. the event. Inaugurate. Yeah. Also. initiate. No. Yeah. Inaugurates what you. do to the aren't initiating everyone. with bleached eye or else. What's the. thing you when you knite someone? It's. like that was them. I got kned. I went. to a college where we were the crusaders. and we all got kned. A college? You got. kned at your college? Yeah. I had to get. down on one knee and they were like, I.
kn you a crusader for life. And I was. like, yes. I got kned once at a uh We. did cuz we completed a quest. What is. that? What's that place called? We. completed many quests. No. What's that. place called? We got to uh Oh my gosh. It's like a festival. Yeah, it's like a. Renaissance festival. A Renaissance. festival. But it's like really cool. And. me and Cash completed the entire quest. No, not laring. A Renaissance festival. Do you not know what that is? Evil. Times. No, a ren I keep saying it. It. was a Renaissance festival. Can you itch. my foot? No, I'm not doing that. Itch.
itch. Do you not care? Just itch it for. the clip. No, I'm kind for the clip. Please put it away, actually. Itch my. foot. I can smell itch. I can smell the. fart from here. Please don't. Oh gosh. Itch my foot. No. Please. Okay. All. right. Have you guys ever been kned? No. Didn't think so. Well, I know you. But. Oh my gosh. I remember the hardest part. of getting kned. We got to the last. thing. We had finished all of our. quests. M. It took about 20 minutes. 20. minutes. No, no, no. It was all day. thing. Okay. We finished all our It. actually did take all day. And then we. finally get to the king and queen and.
we're like, "This is it." And the last. part of the quest was we had to sing a. children's nursing rhyme and we could. not think of one and we were freaking. out. Do you not remember that? No, man. I was like five. We knew no nursery. rhymes. And you probably still don't. know any nursery rhymes. I know nursing. rhyme. Dream a dream and get us out. It's not a nurs. dream. Hit the h fast asleep. Dream a. dream little. See that's a nursing rhy. That's not a nursing rhyme. Definitely. not. Yeah, it is. I don't I've never. heard that in the nursery.
Uh, literally a song to put someone to. bed. Yeah, we just sing it. You don't got to. sing it again. What's a nursery rhyme. girl? We already sang it and y'all are. singing it. Why'd you sing it after we. sing it? Can we all sing it? No, we're. not going to feel like that right now. Like when um someone like posts a clip. on TikTok and they're like my last five. brain cells. You know what I feel like?
I feel like when you're with that person. that's like deaf and they just keep. saying like the deaf person that keeps. singing. Yeah, that person. I know they. don't exist, but that was who you were. And you y'all were just ignoring us. What do you mean that doesn't exist? Sing. dream no more. No one's dreaming. anymore. Same by what I said. Then I'm. going to harmonize it that. Okay. No, you're not harmonizing. One, just go. Just maybe just go. Wait,
ready? Dream. Dream. Wait, I have a question. I was just. thinking um what's So, I was embarrassed. on stage at one point. Why? Yeah, because Well, I saw your show. Oh, I got. hit by the steam cannon. I did. We were like going out on stage. and who you you're in control of the. steam cannon, weren't you? No, no, I. wasn't. I wasn't. It was my dad. Okay. Well, James Baker, you plotted against.
me. Yeah, he is the steam cannon button. So, I know he Wait. No, I don't think he. did. But we were going out on stage and. I was like going right by the steam. cannon and I was stepping over it and he. shot the steam cannon off and it hurt. So, I was like, "Ah." While we were. going out on stage. and I was like, "Ah." Yeah. And so, but. anyways, was it in New York? I think it. was Dallas. Dude, the first two shows we. did, I don't know if we'll do this for. the for the tour or not, but I would.
come out on a a toilet that's like. ridable, and I every time I would get so. scared that I was going to fly off the. stage on the toilet. We were all scared. I was like, "All right, here we go.". Everyone's on stage entrance was like. different. Like, I mean, not different, I guess. Mav would pull a back flip and. he'd he'd skip out and like hit a. backflip like I'm trying to get a mini. into the budget, but I don't. budget bucks. No, he's not. I want a. super It's like 2k. What? What? What type of mini trampoline is that? It's a mini trampoline that launches.
you. Can we do it? Yeah, I'll chip in. Launch the also one that's a platform. and it launches us that one. I want to. do that. So you could like get down low. like behind the chair or something and. then it like launch you and just like up. to the sky. Yes. Yes, I I saw Billy. Isish do that. Yes, Billyish and NF both. do it. No, no, they don't do a. trampoline. They have the stage that. goes Yes, I found that. I've never seen. that before. What? I found it. Well, Cass wants to be in a drum set that. rotates. Wait, you find the stage that's. like you?
Yes. Yes. Yeah. So, we could all be like. inside little boxes and then just like. jump up just Oh, I mean that that's. that's crazy. Those are also about 2 to. 4K each. I will buy one. Can we all buy. one each? Imagine somebody just didn't. go up cuz they weigh too much. Oh, that. would be the suspension of the car. What? Yeah. You wouldn't go up. You' be. like 3 2 1. Is that not allowed? Everyone just goes up. Think about it. Just Harper just flies. Just.
No. Harper flies and then one of us just. goes. How cool would that be? Like. everybody coming up at different times. like I think it'd be more cool if we all. We should on one last so you come up. We. should have like zip lines from the. balcony down to the stage. Yeah. We. should just all zip line onto the stage. And if you guys come to the live show, I'll take my shirt off. No, nobody care. about that. No. I trust me, the audience. does. I want to do I want to like fly. from the ceiling. So, at the first live.
show, can we like fly from the ceiling? Probably not. It might be a safety. hazard. I want to fly from the ceiling, though. I mean, we don't really have. like Matt said, if you want to put it in. the budget. I mean, what if I want to. slingshot backwards? What if we could. slingshot one of the crowd members. backwards out into the crowd back? Yeah. What? It's like, "Hey, crowd member, come here. Just get inside the. slingshot." Okay. Thank you very much. And we all pull them back and they boom. boom boom boom. I would do it. I mean, like it seems fun. Yeah. Or like during. the merch party, we just like pull. people out and launch them like they're. a piece of merch.
That would be funny. Well, guys, thank. you so much for watching this episode. Remember, go to the lolodcast.net. to get your tickets if you want to come. see us live. around the world. What is that called? On tour. Yeah. We'll see you guys next. time.
