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As you guys probably know, there is a bag behind me that I brought. and I carry presents for us, okay? So, am I the sweetest or what, guys? 3 2 1, go! Come on. Mad, you can open it, too. >> What's the. a letter? Wait, it comes with a letter? >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Read the letter. >> No! >> No [screaming] way! >> I can't believe this is real.

>> Are we going to like move out? >> What? >> Of this house? >> What are you talking about? >> Are we going to move out? >> Are you starting the pod? >> Yes. >> What are you talking about? >> I'm so. Are we ever going to get a warehouse? >> I was so confused. Wait, what do you. mean are you going to. >> We're not. >> Not since we don't have Why is everybody. so obsessed with moving? Nobody's happy. with our. >> Some of us don't have master closets, Cash. >> Uh yeah, and you know what? Some of us. do and I do and I'm very grateful for. that. >> [laughter].

>> And it's it's a great thing. >> But are we not going to get a warehouse? >> Uh probably not. We might. I don't know. We could. Either way, we're going to have a new. spot to film. It's kind of nice filming. at the house though, isn't it? >> I do like it. >> Yeah, warehouse vibes gives me like work. vibes and then it just doesn't seem as. fun and then it's kind of like. >> It's like more chill. >> This is just kind of like we're hanging. out with our doggies, our peeps, you. know? >> Uh-huh. >> Yeah. >> Anyways, guys, I have a funny story I've. been wanting to tell you guys because we. have not told I think you might have. told Kenzie a little bit, I don't know, but Harper and Kate have not heard this.

>> Oh my gosh, is this the hotel story? >> This is the hotel story. >> keep forgetting to ask about it. >> I want to know, I want to know. >> Great, we'll tell you. Yeah, so me and Maverick are filming a. video on our Cash and Maverick channel. and the title of it is like reviewing. one-star hotels and we pull up to this. one hotel or we're driving there and our. producer Pape is like, "Hey guys, we need to be careful at this next. hotel.". >> Wait, was he on camera saying that? >> No, no, >> we're off camera. We're driving there. He's like, "Guys, we actually need to be.

careful at this next hotel." I'm like, "What are you talking about being. careful?" He's like, "I saw the. reviews.". >> And he was like, "I just I don't know. I'm just saying we need to be careful. Like, maybe don't touch things. I don't. know. We just need to be careful." And. we're like, "What does that mean, be. careful?". >> What did you think he meant? >> I I thought he meant like the bedrooms. are going to be like insanely dirty and. we're going to like we're going to like. catch coronavirus or whatever it was. called. That's exactly what I thought. Coronavirus, yeah. >> Coronavirus. >> That's what I thought. I thought he was saying it's going to be. like gross or something. Can we talk. about that after your story? >> Yeah. And we pull up to this hotel and.

let me just [laughter] tell you, it is. not a place I should be, okay? And we. pull up there and we park the car. Matt. was like, "Hey, guys.". >> we look out of place because every car. in the parking lot has smashed in. windows. >> Or their tires are stolen. >> Yes. >> I'm not kidding. >> In the parking lot? >> Yeah, in the parking lot. In the parking. lot. We're like. That window smashed in, that window. smashed in, that guy has no tires on his. car. >> Bullet holes in the car? >> No, I'm tell I'm kidding you. It was. like that. As we're looking though, as. we're pulling in, I'm looking and I go,

"Why is that truck over there. look so nice?". >> That truck is like a really nice truck. >> And then we kind of ignore that. We. ignore that for a second. Maybe it is. safe. There's a nice truck here. So, So, then we park and I'm like, "Guys, as. we're pulling in I'm like, guys. >> Wait, what car were you in? >> We were in my truck. >> Oh, you're going for truck for sure. >> out there and I was like, "Guys, look, there's a homeless camp right here, too." I was like, "Let's go over there.". And Matt and Payber were like, "No, no, no, no.". >> It was about 30 people deep. >> Yeah, under a bridge. Yeah. And uh.

>> These weren't homeless. >> No, it was homeless when I was talking. about it. Then we parked and we noticed. more people and they were not homeless. It was just like, I'm not kidding, straight up just gangs in there, man. And we were like, "We should not get out. here. Uh this is probably not safe to get. out." And right as we talk about that. we're like I'm like, "Do you guys see. >> Is this supposed to be a funny story? >> Listen, just wait. Just wait. Pasha's. sitting there, he's like, "Guys, man up. It ain't that deep. Let's just get out. and film at the hotel real quick, and. then we'll get back in the car." I'm. like, "Once we go in that hotel room,

we're not coming out. We're not coming. out." [laughter] And so, we're sitting. there arguing about it. And then, I like. you finish the story. >> Well, yeah, as we're as we're arguing. about it, Mav is like. >> Zero survival instincts, by the way. >> No, not for me. Mav and Payp are like, "We should not get out of the car here.". I'm like ducking below the window. I'm. like, "Get us out of here, man.". >> I was like, yeah, they were. Mav and. Payp were like literally ducking. They're like, "We should not be here.". And I was like, "Guys, we're going to be. fine.". >> They're ducking because there's a gang. outside. >> Well, it's just all of it. There's the. gang, there's the smashed tires, there's. suspicious people walking around. >> of the gang. >> And we're parked like that. We decide. the safest place to park is next to that.

truck. So, we're like three park two or. three parking spots away from that nice. truck. >> Yeah, so Mav and Payp are like duck. down. They're like, "Cash, drive out of. here." And I'm like, "Guys, we'll be. fine." And then, as that happens, a guy. from the nice truck rolls down his. window. He's sitting like this. Like, if. this is like his window level. >> You can barely see the top of his head. >> See the top of his head. He's sitting. like this. He holds up his hand and. takes a stack of cash like this. >> What? >> and throws it at our truck. And it like. hits the front of my truck, it goes. and hits the floor. >> truck? >> Yeah, and I'm like uh I don't think that.

was. charity. I don't think he meant to give. that to us. And then, a guy walks by, picks up the stack of cash, looks at the. guy, he's like, "Thanks, man." And walks. off. And they're like all looking at us. And we're like. We didn't see nothing. We didn't see. nothing. >> We saw nothing. >> see anything here, guys. And then, we. like we like, "Uh yeah, we're just going. to We're just going to head out. We're. just going to We're just going to go.". And the guy is just staring like this. Like, the top of his head, we still. can't see him. And the other guy is just. looking at us like this, holding his. stack of cash. And we're like uh.

I didn't see nothing, man. [laughter]. And then, we like we're like we put the. car in drive, and we drive out of there. Mav and Payp are like, "Drive, drive, drive, drive." And we drive out of. there. And yeah, so pretty much we. witnessed a drug deal. >> Wow, okay, that's fun. >> Um like. >> Wait, that's crazy. >> Yeah, and and the drug deal hit our car, too. So. >> Which basically means we were involved. >> something like bigger was going to. happen. Like. >> have you ever had a stack of cash from a. drug dealer thrown at your car? >> No. >> Okay, I don't think Harper understands. So, you know how you think there's gangs. at your school? >> Yeah. >> That's not like the gangs at your.

>> White Sprals changed their ways, though. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. These gangs don't change. their ways. >> Freak, dude. Oh my gosh. Sorry. >> Yeah. >> Wait, they changed their How did How did. the gangs at your school change their. ways? They're like very Christian now. No drinking, no nothing, no drugs. >> Uh sober. >> them. >> Um they are great now. >> Wow. >> So, it's they're it's still White Sprals. but like. >> for life. >> But like turned around. >> Yeah. >> That's inspirational. >> Yeah. >> They should go like like share that.

story with the gangs down in Dallas and. >> No, you don't No, you don't want to be. there. >> What are gangs like? Like. >> I can show you. I know where they're at. No. Um but you don't want. >> terrifying. >> It's like actually scary. It's like you. don't want to be there. >> No. But gangs are like actually. >> tell Harper? >> This just remind me. I'm sorry. Uh. y'all's dad just texted in our group. chat and said there's a lot going on at. Charles' property today. >> Oh. >> Cuz of the cameras? >> Yeah, can I can we say that? >> Uh. >> Say it. >> No. >> Why?

>> to say no. I'm going to say go ahead. >> Why not? >> Yeah, let's go ahead. Let's say it. Yeah. No, this is better than. >> No. >> No, no, no, because they're chilling. now. Now if anybody does it, they're. just idiots. So, yeah, we're chilling. >> People still do it. >> Yeah, but if they do, they getting. caught, so they dumb. So, go ahead. >> [snorts]. >> What do you think? >> Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. >> it's a horrible idea. >> no, it's good. It's good. It's good. >> I mean I mean they we. >> a very good sense of moral judgment. >> Nobody knows where it is. If they get. caught, then they die. All right, tell. me. >> Well, >> Hold on.

>> No, I I promise you it ain't that hard. I promise you it's fine. >> Just tell me. >> It's fine, man. We have so many security. measures now. >> Yeah, but it just I don't know. Okay. >> Yeah, go ahead. >> Tell me. >> Okay. >> Okay. Well, to to keep it as vague as possible, >> No, don't keep it vague. >> [laughter]. >> I have received an email earlier this. week from the kindest woman I think I. could ever receive an email from. This. is literally crazy to me, but I wake up. one day and this woman goes, "This is. going to sound extremely weird, but here.

we go." She was in a local grocery store. in our area and she said, "I heard some. teenagers talking about you guys and how. you guys recently bought land and are. currently keeping stuff out on the land. And they wanted to go out to our land. and go like in our property and see what. we're keeping there.". >> They wanted to hit a lick. >> Yeah, they wanted to go literally just. like rob us or something. >> Robbery, burglary. >> They wanted to go like, yeah, look at. our stuff and take it from us. So, the. lady goes up to these kids in the. grocery store, says,

"That's a terrible idea to trespass in. Texas, just so you know, cuz you will. get shot. If you're in Texas and you go. on someone's property, they will shoot. you.". >> What do you It's not for a fact though. >> It's not for a fact though, she told you. it is just legal for them to shoot you. >> Yeah, yeah, you come on someone's. property, like they're allowed to shoot. you. >> They are? >> In Texas, yeah. So, when people trespass. in Texas, like if you were to like go on. someone's property, >> Harper's like, "Oh, no, I've trespassed. >> [laughter]. >> before.". >> So, they can shoot you and kill you. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> And they won't get any charges. >> No, I mean, obviously if you're just. standing there like and you cross.

someone's fence on accident, >> honest, we're not lawyers, but we think. so. >> Yeah, [laughter] I mean, we. >> But it's something, yeah, something like. that. >> It's it's something like they they. trespass. >> prove that you were. uh self-defense. >> Yeah, like in fear of your life. But. anyway, anyway, so this lady sends me. this email. She said, "These kids are. talking about going out to your property. and they want to go out to your property. and look at your stuff and see what they. can find." I was like, "That's insane.". And she said, "I was in the grocery. store with my two kids. I didn't want to. get into an argument, so I just left it. at that, but I would have felt horrible. if they would have literally robbed you. guys, so I I it took me a couple hours, but I figured out who they were talking. about.

She. >> She did a deep dive. >> on. >> She literally had no clue who we were. She She spent She said she spent hours. figuring out who who we were, and she. saw a video on my BookTok account, the. smallest account out of all the accounts. we have. She finds a video on my BookTok. account that is matching with the kids. we're talking about, and she reaches out. to that email. And so I was like, "That's crazy.". >> And that email goes to our assistant,

who then got it to Kate, which I don't. even know how it got down the line that. far. >> So I immediately take down this video. that these kids saw, cuz I was like, "Well, freak. That's why they think they. can go out there is cuz of this video.". So right then and there, she was like, "Oh yeah, they assumed that you guys. wouldn't have cameras out there because. you just bought the land, and you guys. aren't living there yet. They have no. interest in coming to your house because. you have security cameras.". Okay. Thank you for the courtesy. >> do have cameras. We have cameras, and we.

hired a security guard. So now we're. chilling. >> called the police department on you. guys. I called the cops, and I was like, >> Wait, do Does she have the girls' names? >> No, these kids No, well, no, they didn't. know names, but I called the police. department. I was like, "Hey, I just. want to let you guys know that these. kids in the grocery store are talking. about breaking in to our place and. taking stuff from us." And the police. officer goes, "Okay, we can closely. survey the area now.". So y'all are done. And also, we have our. cameras, and we have big old signs that. say you're on camera, and every time.

somebody walks past or the wind blows a. tree too hard, the camera goes off. You. know who's waiting on the other side of. that camera? >> Don't don't tell them. Don't tell them. who's waiting [laughter] on the other. side of the camera. Don't tell them. All you got to know is. I promise you. you don't want to be caught on the. camera. >> Is it your dad? >> Because if you think If you think that. you [laughter] can The tree keeps. blowing, and every time the tree blows, the cameras go off. Like it's like so. sensitive. >> I just got a message and said. I I can't even say what it said, but all. you got. >> it, please? >> You want to read it? >> I I want to read it.

>> got. >> know is you're getting got. All right, just read the basic. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, so you don't you don't you don't. definitely want to go there now, but. [laughter]. >> No, but. >> You definitely could have hit a like on. it before. >> Is he behind the camera? >> Uh well, there's multiple people, but. yeah. That guy's killed people before. >> And you know, multiple. being held at gunpoint type things. >> How do you mean? Like. >> I have a video of him holding two people. on the ground at gunpoint. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Did he kill them? >> Not those two.

>> [clears throat]. >> Well, not those two, but he had two of. them at gunpoint on the ground when they. trespassed. It. >> Why? >> Security footage of him doing it. They. were trying to steal. >> From y'all's place? >> Yeah. Well, all right, yeah, another place. >> Yeah. >> Not our place, but another place. >> And he caught them and he held them at. gunpoint at gunpoint. >> Yeah, another place we have, not that. one though. >> Yeah. Has he has he killed somebody. before? >> Why [laughter] do you sound like you're. excited? >> Has he killed? Wait, wait, no, actually, have y'all. killed somebody before? >> No. >> No.

>> We have not killed anybody, but if you. come if you were like break I'm. literally telling y'all right now. >> She's like, "Are you sure, are you sure, Harper? You think we. >> No, even if like teenagers were like. just trying to like mess with us and. like try to scare me like I like like I. fear for that. I'm scared that kids are. going to like come try to mess with us. one day and I will kill them on accident. and then I'm going to be on trial for. murder because I'm scared. >> he not go on trial for murder? >> No. Okay, we're moving on to other people. that did go on trial. David, did you. guys see the David stuff? >> David. Yeah, David Celeste. Yeah, that was last.

year. >> Yeah, that was Oh, no, he just he just. got like convicted, I think. >> Really? >> Obviously he got convicted. He like. chopped a girl up and everything. Yeah, more information came out or something. >> Wait, isn't it the rapper that Harper. was talking about and his song he was. like talking about him killing her? >> Yes. >> That's crazy. >> I don't know why he wrote a song about. it. >> about Hantavirus? What is that? >> I don't really know a whole lot, but. >> Well, it was on a cruise ship, I know. >> Yeah. >> And now the cruise ship. >> know why we let them dock. >> Sink it to the bottom. Titanic part two. Why did we let them off?

>> [laughter]. >> Seriously. >> Because they're humans. Like if you were. stuck on a cruise ship. >> No, no, no. I want you to really think. about it. Cruise ship, 40, 50 people on. there. Okay, billions of people on the. earth. Billions. I think you could have. just sent them to like, you know, Survivor, the TV show? What about that. island? That Obviously we'll give them. food, medical stuff, all the stuff they. need, but we got to wait till the virus. is completely a no-go on that ship until. we let them dock. >> Yeah, it is It is It is kind of bold to. dock to the mainland. >> Like even if I I'll I'll I'll be honest, even if I was the one sick with. Hanahavirus, I'd be like, "No, don't.

dock the ship to infect the world.". Obviously. [laughter]. >> Unfortunately, it probably was like. man-made, government planted. They had. to dock the ship so that they could. spread the virus. Kay is going on. conspiracy theories here. Yeah, American. government, please don't kill me if I. found out your little secret. >> Yeah, we need to There's even new stuff. about aliens coming out. Did y'all see. that? >> No. >> There's like some high-up people saying. that they saw lizard people. Lizard people? >> I saw lizard people. >> Somebody's at our front door. The. American government's here for me. >> Yeah, somebody's at our front door. Not. Kay. >> Wait, imagine they're like listening.

through the speakers of the phone. They're like, "Kay Baker, get her now. Now.". >> Yeah, apparently there's. >> I think. >> government people that have. >> going to answer right now? >> I don't know. >> been having some sort of meetings. Yeah. I think it's government people and. saying that there's stuff that's going. to come out and they're interdimensional. beings. One person described them as. like lizard people. >> What? >> Yeah, a a lot of like Christian people. are saying that they think it's like. some sort of like demons that they've. captured or something. I don't even. know. >> Oh my gosh, that's a conspiracy theory. But no, didn't they say the Hanahavirus. was just made by like not made, but the.

people on the ship contracted it by a. rat that was on board that had it? >> Harbor. >> That sounds fake. Are you milking that. thing? >> No. >> No. I No, no, no. >> She's milking it or. gushing it, whatever that's. >> Dang, that was a pretty one, too. >> I'm sorry. It had a hole in it, and I. just can't let it get dirty all over the. place. our. >> our pretty cup. >> Yeah, it's it's filled with pretty. juice. >> Oh, was that a salesperson? >> Yeah. >> But you decided to bring the dogs with. you? >> Uh I don't know, I just kind of. followed.

>> But I do know how to perform surgery to. make it like still stay normal and not. like hurt. >> Yeah. Well, that was a pretty one. Maybe. we should stop trying to pop our. dumplings. These things are kind of a. delicacy right now. >> uh Stella's stuff. >> Don't let her eat that chemical, it'll. kill her. No, but the Hanta virus, the. rat they say that a rat on board got it. >> A rat on board got it? I ain't never. seen a rat on board of anything. >> That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm. saying. It's government planted. >> You want to know a good idea? Um or. well, a a idea I already have. So.

basically um for PC, which is my. performance course group, which I do for. uh school, and it's like my workout. group, um tom- or Wednesday is our last. day and they we get a theme like use a. theme and our names are called the Hanta. Hotties. And I'm dressed up as a rat. My. friend is dressed up. >> [laughter]. >> No, my friend dressed up as a cruise. ship. And then the other four people are. dressed up as germs. >> [laughter]. >> So yeah, that's our. >> Are you performing a dance or what are. you doing? >> No, we're just like. trying to we're we're working out. >> costumes.

>> Yeah, costumes, yeah. >> I see. I see. >> Wait, did I Did I just say costumes? >> Costumes. >> Costumes. Hey guys, I have uh something. very exciting. >> What's up? >> What What do you have that's exciting? >> me a house? >> No, I did not buy you a house. But uh I. did, as you guys probably known, there. is. >> There's something in the air. There's. something in the air. What's wrong with. Honey? Look at her. She just keeps. licking the air. >> Oh my gosh, what's wrong with her? >> What's she doing? >> Oh my gosh, she's been doing it for a. minute, too. >> What is she doing? No, stop, Kate. Let. her do it. Let her do it. >> she's eating something? >> What is she eating? Air?

>> The Hanta virus. >> Extra oxygen. Why is she doing that? She. was like Honey, come here. >> No, no, no. Get your Hanta virus to me. Go away. Get your Hanta virus. >> Okay, yeah, y'all go away. All right, anyways, uh as you guys probably know, there is a bag behind me that I brought. And I carry presents for us. >> Presents. >> Merry Christmas. >> Every present you give me is offensive. >> And it pops. >> You know what I think? >> Yeah, this is not that. >> Is it that? >> No. It's not that. Can you guys go away? Go.

Go away doggies. Okay, great. Kate, please sit down. >> I just ate dumplings. >> The doggies. I wish that they could just. be normal and sit with us. >> Okay, man, I could eat a dumpling right. now. So. >> Like a chocolate one. >> If you guys think you know. What I got you, don't say. I have two. So it honestly each couch can open one I. guess. Uh there you guys go. >> Oh, what did you get us? >> And there you go. Now wait, don't open them yet, okay? >> Wait, let me feel how heavy it. >> Here, let let Harper open it. Well, it.

could be a team thing, okay. Let Harper. open it. You know. >> Wait, do we both get the same thing? >> Wait, see everybody's always like. >> couch shares. >> Hey, everybody's always like Cash is not. sweet to the girls. Cash isn't sweet to. the girls. Look at me now. Huh? They. also say that about me. Look at me now, I got them gifts. You could you could. >> Can we open our gifts now? >> Do you girls agree I'm like the sweetest. now? >> Can you help me open it? >> It depends on what the gift is. >> Do you guys agree? >> It depends on what the gift is. >> I think you're really. >> really nice, man. Thanks. Harper, do you. think I'm nice? Even though you didn't. get me anything. >> it?

>> Yeah. >> Yeah, open it. >> Wait, do we have to open it at the same. time? >> Wait wait wait wait wait, yeah yeah. yeah. >> Wait, let me see the key to cut it then. >> Wait, make sure you got Wait wait, no. no, don't look in it or you're you're. going to you're going to see. You little. peeker. >> I can't peek. >> Uh here's my key. >> It's not an animal, is it? >> I hope not. >> Mav, stop. >> I hope it's not It's not an animal. If. he brought us the hantavirus rat, I'm. going to be so mad. >> Stop, don't look, Maverick, please. >> Okay, so am I the sweetest or what, guys? >> Probably not. >> Okay. >> do have to like kind of crack it open. Oh my gosh, Kenzie.

>> Here, I'll take Here. >> Oh well, you're going to stab me. K, ready? Wait, not yet. Can I have my. keys? Just so we can, you know, in case. it's something bad. >> All right, ready? >> Wait. >> Why are you back? >> Hey, go. Go. >> Uh this is this is so exciting. >> Okay. Are you ready? >> Wait. Wait. Wait. What is it? What do. you guys think it is? >> I have no clue. >> Wait. Let's open it, but don't look. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Guess. this. Guess this. Mad? >> An animal? >> I think it's a. >> I don't know. >> dumpling. >> Wait. Is it a snack to try? Did you. bring us like your favorite snack? >> You projected it. >> Y'all Y'all are so off. Just open it. 3.

2 1 go. Come on. Mad, you can open it, too. >> What the bubble wrap? A letter. Wait. It comes with a letter. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Read the letter. >> Oh. Okay. >> No. >> [screaming]. >> No way. >> Oh my god. >> What is it? >> No way. [screaming]. >> Only a year later. >> I'm so excited. >> Wait. What? Wait. Wait. Wait. Someone. read the letter. >> Harper, it says congratulations on your. win at the 2025 Kids' Choice Awards. I. could cry. >> Wait. >> Please find your Kids' Choice Award, our.

signature blimp that doubles as a. kaleidoscope. The Kids' Choice Awards is. still the only event that gives kids the. power to vote for their favorite movies, music, TV, and more. Win- Winners were. determined during a nationwide. >> Oh my god. No one can hear anything, Kate. Harper is really loud. >> [laughter]. >> I'm so excited. >> Yeah. >> [screaming]. >> It's got a. >> Kids' Choice Award 2025 Favorite Podcast. LOL Podcast. >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh. >> We got to look through it. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my gosh. There's 20 Noah's.

>> Wow. >> Oh my. >> We got our first trophy. >> Yay. This is so cool. >> Wait. >> I can't believe we have it. Wait. Have. you held it yet? >> This is so. >> Yeah. Yeah, I have. >> Wait. You unboxed it? >> Uh what? >> [laughter]. >> We totally do not have three of these. >> Oh my goodness. >> We have three? >> Yeah. I opened it like 6 months ago and. I keep forgetting to bring them on the. podcast. >> [laughter]. >> I'm kidding. >> I keep forgetting every time we shoot, I. forget. >> This is crazy. It says Kids' Choice. Award. >> No, I'm not joking. Every time we.

[laughter] shoot, I always forget to. bring them. >> Wait. Do we actually have three of them? >> Yeah. We Yeah, we have three. >> And how many reasons did they give us. three? >> My dad talked to them I'm pretty sure. >> [laughter]. >> No, I saw Harper's dad at the Kids'. Choice Awards after we won. He was like, "We need five of them.". >> Yeah, he was like, "Hey, we need. multiple.". >> Well, we have one for Harper. >> No, we actually got enough because yeah, we got one for each couple and Harper. One for each house. Wait, zoom in. Zoom in to this. A. >> We did it! >> That's so exciting! >> A and then this is a telescope thing. that you can a kaleidoscope that you can.

look through. >> Remember at the Kids' Choice Awards with. Sabrina Carpenter who was like, "Thank. you for this award.". >> And she had she had like 20 behind her. Thank you for this award. >> I mean, this is crazy. And like growing. up, this thing was just like. >> No, it was like untouchable to me. >> No, guys, we got to put this on our set. somewhere. >> No, we can't. >> a dream. I'm not even kidding. >> Unfortunately, it can't be on this set. It'll get messed up. It's got to go on. the award shelf. >> Yeah, also, uh oh guys, Kids' Choice. Awards is happening again this year, so. you guys should all like go spam their.

comments or whatever and tell them to. have us back and. >> Or maybe. >> all that. >> Maybe one day if I get big in the next. six months, I could become the creator. female creator. >> A. >> Or perform there. >> Kate, you should try to perform at Kids'. Choice. >> No, no, no. To become the the the. >> It's okay, Harper. Once I make my. country music song. >> A. >> Wait, seriously guys, you guys should go. tell Nickelodeon on their Instagram and. all that to to have us on. Everybody. should go spam them because. >> And we should actually become give a. speech this time. >> Yeah, because I think if there's. >> Stop. Stop. Stop it.

>> She did grooming herself. >> That is unladylike. >> I'm so. >> Wait, hold on cuz I'm pretty sure if. there is another Kids' Choice Awards. on best podcast. Oh wait, yeah. For. those of you that don't know, we won. best podcast award. That's why we have. it. >> Kids' Choice Awards 2025 Favorite. Podcast LOL Podcast. >> Yeah, so if you guys spam them, tell. them to have a podcast award again and. to enter us because I'm pretty sure we. could win it again. >> If you guys stand with us, we won last. time because you guys voted for us. >> Thank you guys so much. >> I'm so excited. We could win two years. in a row. >> Oh my gosh, wait. Yeah, there are people.

that are really like that. >> Yeah, they got a lot of them. >> Yeah, but not me. I'm like, "Bam!". >> [laughter]. >> This is crazy. I can't believe this is. real. >> Stella, we got a Kids' Choice Award and. you don't even care. >> I can't believe we won this. >> [screaming]. >> What? >> are so smiley. >> believe we won this. >> believe it's been here for 6 months and. you didn't tell us. >> Yeah, I do I mean, my brain is just. >> His brain is even worse now. >> Yeah, [laughter] I I mean, I. >> We're so shocked. Do you know what's so. sad is Kids' Choice um I'm pretty sure. usually is.

>> Hold on. Can we do something about this. animal here? Stella, go downstairs. Go. Go downstairs. >> Go. Go. Come here. >> She's going. >> Go home. >> Go home. >> Dude, Honey just listens to whatever. Stella does. She's like, "Yeah, we. should get out of here.". >> No, but I want you guys to really think. You guys remember being kids looking at. Kids' Choice Awards and seeing people. win them? >> Yes. No, I always saw people getting. slimed. I was like, "That has to be me. one day." And then we we did low-key get. slimed at the Kids' Choice Award and we. were unprepared, so our like $500. dresses were destroyed. >> Why have a $500 dress if you don't want.

it to get destroyed? >> No, I I went in there. I was like, "We. could get destroyed.". >> This goes for like $2,000. >> Those were gifts, though. >> Yeah. >> Y'all didn't buy them. >> No. Oh, no. Guys, I'm so shocked. This. is so cool. Not a lot of people get to. win Kids' Choice Awards in their lives, you know? >> Not a lot of people get to hold a Kids'. Choice Award in their. >> Like I'm I wanted to hold one at the. AnnasZolas family house but I was too. scared to ask. >> Oh, when we were there. >> I mean, I can't believe this. >> Wait, yeah. You know what's so sad is. with the Kids' Choice Awards was in June. and they were supposed to do it again. like in June. You would expect, okay, 1.

year later. Now, they're not doing it. till November this year. >> I know. So, that gives me more time to. >> Yeah. >> to do something. >> No, but you guys Yeah, you guys should. go tell Kids' Choice to have us back. >> Wait, did they did they announce it? >> Yeah, November. >> Oh, I see it. >> Yeah, so it'll be a while. Yeah. Go tell. them to have us back. >> I know. I really want to win 2 years in. a row. That'd be epic. >> so fun. Ugh. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is so crazy. >> And again and again. >> [laughter]. >> Wow, thank you guys so much. I can't. believe we have this. >> You guys don't think we should put it on. the set? >> No, it's going to get.

>> we should put it wherever they people. want us to put. >> gosh, hear me out. Look. >> We wouldn't have this without you guys. >> in the hole in the wall. >> You You can put yours in the hole in the. wall. >> I'm going to put a glass case. >> Yes, we put glass right here. And it just sits in there. >> It's going to get broken and then I'll. be mad when you guys leave. >> when y'all move out, are y'all keeping. this house? >> Uh maybe, I don't know. >> Because what about our set? >> Well, we'll move it. This is a fake wall. We can take it with. us or we might build like a little film. studio there or something, I don't know. >> It's never going to happen, Harper. We'll be here for the rest of our lives.

We're never going to have children. I'm. going to die just married and no kids. >> Just married. [laughter]. >> No. Just someone's wife. >> Yeah, but yo, we need a. Do you have the one the other one. downstairs? >> Yeah, I'll get the other one. >> Wait, I can't believe we have this. It doesn't seem real. >> Kate, you didn't know about these? >> No, I had no clue. >> Wow, wow. >> Did you know about this? >> no idea either. >> Why did you say keep these? >> I'm pretty sure he's lying. I think they. came in today. >> They probably did. >> I I I don't think he's had them for 6. months. >> No, I don't think so. >> I think he's just totally capping.

>> The dogs are being devious. >> Stella. >> They're being devious. >> How are they being devious my dog? They're eating random things. >> You got You got You got. >> Oh, that was That was great. >> Look at her. She's being so devious. >> Okay, yeah. And as you guys can see. Here is the third one. Here is the third one we have. >> Let's clink it. >> Wait, clink them. Clink them. Oh, don't. scratch them. Don't scratch them. What?

She said clink it. Yeah, I wouldn't. clink it. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> This is so cool. >> Oh man. >> Wow. I'm like shocked. >> Is there a clink on here? >> Is there a clink on here? Clink on. there. >> Whatever they all are saying. >> We should all take a photo for the. podcast. >> Yes. >> Yeah, look. Go ahead, smile at your. camera. >> Wait. >> Take a screenshot. >> No. >> [laughter]. >> I can't believe we won a one. And it. took a year, but it's here. Like. >> We actually, I'm not going to lie, we. thought this was never going to come in. We were like, we won, but like there's.

no proof. They're being so devious down. there. >> Eh. Stella, stop. >> What did they just get into? >> Maybe we should go put them somewhere. Right now? >> Yeah, maybe. >> Every Everybody take a selfie. >> Hey, just pause real quick. We got to. let the dogs out. What? >> Oh gosh. >> Oh, and we're back. Okay, Kenzie's got. another package. >> Oh my gosh. >> Another one? >> What What is it? >> If it's another reward, I'm going to.

flip. >> [snorts]. >> Wait, that's so funny. >> What is it? >> [screaming]. >> What What is it? >> [laughter]. >> Yes. Yay. >> Is this a promo? What is this? >> [laughter]. >> Look. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, can you go open her? >> [gasps]. >> Is that a book? >> It's books. Wait, it's so pretty. >> How much was this? We don't have to talk. about that. >> How much was that? Throne of Glass? >> Yes. Oh, that's so exciting.

>> How much How much was that? >> my bookshelf. Oh, we put up bookshelves. this week, Kenzie. Maybe that's where we. should put our blimps. Yeah. In our bookshelves. Next to our other trophies. >> How much? >> I can't breathe. This thing is like 50. lbs. I'm scared. >> No, don't worry about it. >> Oh my gosh. >> Uh how much was. >> I actually saved money. >> She did. >> You're welcome because yesterday. >> That doesn't answer how much it was. >> Each of these books at Barnes & Noble, they are taxing cuz I just spent $35 on. one of these books the other day. I.

spent $35 on one of these books the. other day. >> Okay. >> And I'm returning it, and each of these. is 16. So, total is like 125. >> been 35 for each or 16 for each? >> have been like $300. That's insane, but I spent 125. >> Why didn't you just buy one book at a. time? >> Cuz then you overtime you spend that. $300. >> What if you never finish the series? But. what if by like book two what if by like. book two you're like this kind of sucks. now. >> No, I am going to like the series. Every. Everyone in the world likes the series.

Can you take a Can you take a selfie. Wait, no, no. A selfie of all of us. >> Also, look. This is kind of an award, too. >> Oh, wait. What is that? >> I'm a writing girl now. I'm coming for your book monk and your. time. >> Hey, hold up your kid toys. >> But look, I bought the. >> Wait, wait, wait. Guys, Kinsey's talking about her socks. Hold on. >> Can I take it? No, you're not being a. supportive husband. You literally took. it when we weren't even looking. >> It was a test shot. >> [laughter]. >> I'm talking about. >> Hold it a little farther from your face.

>> Hey. >> Wait, Harper send that to me. >> All right. >> You can save it. >> Everybody squeeze in. >> That's so cute. >> wide as freak on the edge, but. >> [laughter]. >> Wait, send it. Wait, send it to me and then we need to. pop it up on screen. >> Yeah, pop it up on the screen. I look. like a semi-truck head. >> [laughter]. >> Wait, take a selfie. Yeah. Let me send. it to the. LOL thing. Bro looks like the Bro looks like the um.

Sid the sloth. >> Hey, I got a question for you guys, okay? And you got to think about it. Don't just be like oh, that button cuz. you got to think about it. Is this the. blue button red button? Yes. >> Okay. >> Okay? Have you guys heard of that? >> No. >> No one? Harper, you? >> No. >> Okay. How have you guys not heard of. this? I'm pretty sure Mr. Beast posted. this. And that's pretty famous. Okay. There is a red button and a blue button. I forget which one's which, but we'll. just say the blue button. The blue. button, if you press it, everyone in the world gets to live.

The red button, if you press it, you get to live. Now, everyone in the world's going to vote at. the same time. Everyone's going to. either press blue button, which means. everyone lives, or red button, which. means they live. Now, whichever one wins. the vote is what happens. So, if. everyone presses blue, everyone's good, everyone lives. If everyone presses red, only the people. that press the red button get to live. Which one are you pressing? >> Blue. >> Okay, Kate?

>> Uh probably red, because it sounds like. there's still going to be a society. >> Okay. >> So, if you press the blue button, everybody dies? >> of selfish people. >> No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold. on. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Let Harvey. think. What are you saying? >> Sorry. So, if you press the blue button, nobody lives. >> No, if you press the blue button, everyone in the world lives. But, if one. person presses the red button No, if the. vote. >> outweighs the majority. >> If if the majority of the people vote. red, then only the people that press red. live. If the majority of people vote. blue, everyone lives. >> press blue, because I think the majority. of people would vote.

>> faith that people are going to pick. blue. I do. >> gosh, you guys are stupid. >> What do you mean? >> What? >> Why would people pick red? >> Oh my gosh, >> understood it. >> You always pick red. >> Well, no, because then we. >> This is why this is a question, because. Oh my gosh. >> Cuz you're saying if the. >> If you pick red, you live no matter what. Yeah, but if you pick blue, you can save. a lot of people. >> But, if everyone just picks red and uses. their brain cells, everyone lives. >> But, I'm picking blue. >> If everyone picks red,

>> everyone's not going to pick red. You. already know that. So, just pick blue, man. >> No. If you pick red, you live whether you win the vote or. lose the vote. >> Yes. >> And if you pick blue and somehow red. wins, you're dead. >> I think. >> Yes. But, a lot of people are going to. pick blue. You know a lot of people are. going to pick blue. >> But, you want. >> Which means you know a lot of people are. going to die if you hit the red button. >> situation. Now, you have to live without. Kate, because she picked blue. >> No. If everyone. If everyone uses their brain cells, >> red.

>> If everyone uses their brain cells and. clicks red, you live. >> If you're not a selfish human being, pick blue, and then everyone gets to. live. >> No. >> Yes. [screaming]. >> But then you're taking a risk of your. own life for no reason. >> No, I don't want to live here with a. bunch of selfish people. >> No, but. >> I'll pick blue, and if I die, oh well. I. don't want to live with them anyway. >> No, it's not like that. It's more of. like what idiots would choose the blue. one. If everyone presses red, everyone. lives. Or if everyone presses blue, everyone lives. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but if everyone presses red, >> cells, Cash. >> Yeah. Now, do you want to ask press. blue, and then there's a bunch of.

selfish people on some continent that. all press red, and they're like, "We're. overpopulated here. We're pressing red.". And then they kill you? I mean, it would. have to be a lot of. >> I'd rather be 100% safe no matter what. and press the red one. You'd rather be. 100% safe. >> Here's the thing. Is by trying to be. 100% safe and saving your own skin, you're going to kill a bunch of people. >> No, they're killing themselves by being. an idiot and pressing the wrong button. >> No, I don't want to live here with a. bunch of selfish people anyway. >> button they pressing? >> Kill people. >> 18 plus to vote. 18 plus. >> We need North West in the pod.

>> What? >> North West. >> She's welcome. >> She's welcome. >> What? Why are you in a floaty? >> [laughter]. >> Summer. >> I don't know. The chairs are getting. >> I like I'm so in shock. Like this is so. surreal. Like this is crazy. Like how. did we actually do this? >> Can I have that floaty when you're done? >> Uh what are you going to do with it? >> Float. >> Where? >> In the pool. >> Okay, here here's my here's my second. question, okay? That I was going to ask. It's kind of similar to the first one,

but this one's even better because I. made it up myself. Okay? >> Okay, you can ask your question, but. then I have to ask you a question. >> Okay, there's a roulette wheel. Harper, do you know what that is? >> Oh, yes. A roulette wheel you you like a. gun. Yes. >> [laughter]. >> Speaking of Russian roulette. >> Nailed it. >> Oh, >> No. >> who's also pretty big? Nessa Barrett. Nessa Barrett. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, she's like yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, do you know. >> She's like yeah with a Y. >> And we should get her on the podcast. >> Do you know what a roulette wheel is?

>> Yes, I do. >> What is it? >> It's like Russian roulette. >> Okay. Um so, it's not anything like that, actually. >> Russian roulette is not the same without. a gun. >> we're going to get copyrighted. No, it's. a it's a it's a wheel and it has 36. numbers on it. And you. >> She is not listening. >> I am, I promise. >> You need to cuz your life's going. >> 36 letters on it. >> And you roll a marble on it. >> that 36 letters on it? >> Numbers, numbers. Get yourself together. >> [laughter]. >> Don't break it. >> And the marble lands in one of the. numbers and you pretty much have one in.

36 odds of hitting. So, if there is a. roulette wheel with 100 numbers on it, okay? And as long as you don't hit the one. number you pick, you win a billion. dollars. But, if it lands on the one number that. you picked, you die. Are you spinning the wheel? >> Yes. >> You have a 99% chance of not hitting. that number and you win a billion. dollars. You have a 1% chance of hitting. that number and you die. >> With my luck, I actually wouldn't do it. because there's no way I I I know that I. would land on that one number.

>> Are you doing it? >> Uh right this second? >> Yeah, I think I'm spinning it. Yeah. I've played roulette a lot. It never. hits the number the one number. It just. never does. But, if it hits it, you're dead. >> Wait, do y'all want to try? >> do you win? We don't really have a. wheel. >> I have a wheel. I can make a wheel. >> I think I'd do it. For humanity. >> [laughter]. >> Kenzie? >> I'd probably do it. >> At this point in my life, no. >> What does that mean at this point? >> Life is so good. >> I don't want to die without kids. >> So, she's saying when she's 50, she.

might spin that wheel. >> Yeah, when I'm 50 when [laughter] I'm. 50, I'll spin the wheel. >> Oh wait, how When I get to be 90, you're. like, "Yeah, put it on.". >> How many do I need to create? >> 100. >> Yeah, you're 90, you're like, "50/50, I'll take the chances.". >> [laughter]. >> 50/50. Kater, are you spinning it? >> Um yeah. >> Let's spin the wheel and see what we. would have gotten. I We did that at. lunch and actually uh Mikey died. >> Mikey exploded. >> Yeah, he died. He exploded. He was the. one. He was like. We were like, "Okay, what if it was one.

of us this table that died?" He was. like, "I'll do it." And I was like, "What if it was a 50/50 odd but one of. us the table died?" He's like, "Yeah, I'll do it. I'll spin the wheel.". [laughter]. >> What the. >> And then of course he spins it and he. dies. >> Payton goes, "If you spin it and lands. on your number, you explode." And then. Mikey exploded. >> Yeah. It was 1 in 36. >> Yeah, that was 1 in 36. >> We I mean, he. I can't believe he died. >> How many numbers should I do? >> Do 36 numbers. >> Why 36? >> Cuz that's how many of what that wheel. actually has. >> 14. >> include the zeros? >> 15. >> 37 if you want. There's a double zero. Only on weird ones.

All American ones, right? >> 17. Sorry. 17. >> Okay, cut to when Harper has the wheel. ready. All right, Harper has her numbers. done. All right, how many numbers do you. have on there? >> Wait, hold on. Let me make sure I didn't. remove any. I have 36 numbers on here. >> Okay, everybody pick one number. If you. want, you can pick the same number as. someone, too. You can pick whatever you. want. I'm picking number one. >> Okay, spin it. Wait, what? Let's do cash. first. Spin it. >> No, no, no. Everybody at the same time. >> No, no. One at a time. Okay, number one. >> Number one? >> See what I Wait, are you screen. recording? >> No. >> Screen record it quick. >> Oh gosh. Well, my phone's going to die. >> literally explode right now.

>> You'll you'll survive. >> I could explode. >> at six. That's fine. It'll go It'll go. quick. >> Okay, yours is number one? >> All right, number one. As long as it. does not land on number one, I win a. billion dollars. If it lands on number. one, I die. Okay, you have to spin it one more time. >> Wait, what did it land on? >> Well, this is the first one. Number. nine. >> Nine, yes. >> Cuz it started on one. >> You can. >> No, it didn't. >> Okay, I lived. Mav, what's your number? Don't remove it. >> Okay. Okay. >> My number. >> Oh, it's not that easy. >> I got to go.

>> I'm going to go. >> Oh my god, just say a number. >> Yeah, you're not really going to die if. it lands on this number. You'll be okay. >> 19. No way it lands on 19. >> 19's an odd one. >> All right, here we go. 19. >> It takes a while. >> [laughter]. >> 34. >> Oh my goodness, I'm safe. All right, I'm. >> I'm going to choose You want to go next? Okay, what? >> Take a number. >> 34? >> Yeah, okay. >> You're picking 34. Why 34? >> It just landed on 34, so I'm going to do. it again. >> It's. It's 30.

>> on 34, you die. Right now, we have $2 billion, and we're. all good. >> 12. >> Wow, $6 billion. >> I almost said 30. 12. >> I'm doing number Oh, you You go. You go. >> Are you sure? Okay, number four. Number. four. >> It is you? >> Yeah. >> For a billion dollars, this is. >> Mav, we're billionaires. >> No. Oh, no. No. >> It was kind of close, though. >> Number six. >> Okay. >> Oh my gosh, you were too slow. >> I'm going to go 27. >> 27.

>> Ooh, that's my least favorite number, cuz it adds up It adds up to nine. >> Why is that bad? >> It's just OCD bad number. Oh, yeah, 32. >> Oh, wow. We all live. And we would have. $5 billion right now. That would be nice. >> nobody exploded. That would have been a. huge win. >> That would have been a dub. Now, if. there's a 100 on there, I'm definitely. taking that one. >> did you go? >> Yeah, I chose one. >> Oh. >> And then Mav wanted me to respin. I [laughter] stopped thinking. >> I think we should respin his, cuz it was. the closest.

>> respinning me, man. Let's respin one. time. >> one more time. What what what number? >> Ah, one. >> want you to explode. >> Yeah, they just want me to die. >> No, no. >> You pick one? >> Yes, I pick one. >> Arg. >> Oh, it was close. It was. >> Look, they want you to explode so bad. >> It was seven. >> Fine. You know what? >> It landed on seven twice? >> Give me one to 15. You want one to 15 on it? >> Yeah, for 10 billion. >> Okay, for No, 20 20. >> on a number in between one and 15, you. explode and die. >> Yeah, and if it lands on above 15, I get.

$15 billion. >> to 20 billion. You have 15 numbers. What. one are you picking? >> One to 15. >> One to 15? >> Yeah. >> It has to land on. >> One to 15. >> He's saying he's choosing that number. one. >> three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. >> I just deleted all of them. >> He's choosing all of them to 15. >> She said I just deleted all of them. >> Oh, of them to 15? Well, I accidentally. deleted them. >> Okay, then pick six. So, how many do you have now? >> I have 15. >> single number, Cash. >> So, if it's under seven, if it's seven. or under. >> This is too complicated. I'm done. >> Pick a number 1 through 15.

>> No, no, no. This is This is for 20 to 20. million 20 million dollars. >> are there? >> 15. So, you can pick one number. >> Uh no, I will do seven one to seven. >> One to seven? >> For seven billion. If it's seven you. die. >> If it's one, two, three, four, five, six, or seven you die. >> Fine, 20 billion one to seven. >> If it's under one or seven, you die. >> Yep. So, if it's eight or above I get. >> 20 billion dollars. >> 20 billion, yep. I'll take the risk. I'm a lucky man. >> Mhm. Yeah, and you died. >> I died? Did you screen record it? >> No.

>> No, but you died. >> do we even know this is true? >> Cuz it's a three. >> Screen record it. >> I'll screenshot. >> You got to screen No, you got to screen. record it so we can do a real spin. >> My phone is glitching. >> Okay, well, upgrade, I guess. >> It's about to die, that's why. Mhm. Sorry. >> Yeah. >> I feel like I should decorate my blimp. for Christmas and everything. >> You could bedazzle You could bedazzle. them. It It is good. >> He He He told me not to mess with it. >> I did. I cleaned it. Y'all should bedazzle it. >> What's wrong? >> No, I'm not going to bedazzle it. >> What's wrong? >> I was going to say Cash should bedazzle.

it, but I can't bedazzle it. >> Why not? >> I want to leave it classic. Well, yeah, then it's like not as iconic. >> It would look kind of cheap if you. bedazzled it, I'll be real honest. >> If I had a If we had an extra one, I'd. bedazzle it, but we don't. >> Okay, guys. Well, thank you guys so much. for watching this episode. I don't know. what Harper's doing. >> And thank you for the Nickelodeon Kids'. Choice Awards blimp. >> Thank you. You guys should go spam their. comments on Instagram. >> We're going to go check.