Shrek In Real Life!

Harper has decided my wedding is not. important wa you're not going no you. know what she has a. sleepover there's no way all right WRA. paper scissors who gets great okay ready. Rock Paper Scissors Shoot no me donkey. like it's Gap oh it's a bloody. donkey why would you do that we're. playing pull the tail in the. donkey sorry what the freak just. happened. [Music].

man this a nice place right here yeah. you like this this is a nice place I. like this swamp hey hey get out of me. swamp. OU uh. no I said get out of me SW ol of out ol. of. out does anyone know why Shrek is like. British I'm confused why Shrek's British. oh I'm not British I'm an.

ogre okay so I don't know if Kate's ever. watched. shk do you know who you're supposed to. be playing right now he I'm not British. I'm what are you doing in my swamp this. is that's not how he's Irish no he's not. Irish he's Scottish oh he's Scottish who. said trick Scottish me his voice he does. not he doesn't talk like an American. what get DED me swamp he he has an. accent but why you talking like so like.

elegant he he doesn't talk. elegant well maybe you guys casted the. wrong person to Shrek oh no we cast the. right person you trust me you you match. the ogre Vibe you are an ogre and always. smell all seriously y y'all should smell. that outfit that outfit smells bad I. smell like s De Jano 68 what you talking. about what is that I'm kidding I smell. like 40 princess yes get up.

straight don't be touching my woman like. that see once again Kate with the bridge. ACC that's not don't be touching my. women do talk say that again I said. don't be touching don't touch my I don't. know what I said I got a headache from. yelling already what cash let's hear. your Shrek impersonation then Shrek. Shrek Shrek talks like well I'm donkey. I'm Notre donkey's easy though talk like. Shrek. um okay.

and haven't really seen much of Shrek. what but here we go. um dogy get out of my. swamp yeah no no okay you do a Shrek. impersonation uh Shrek don't worry don't. worry I told you no no no don't worry. don't worry you don't got slime hands I. do trust me she got Shrek on her hands. she got Shrek ear wax all over. her a where'd you get that jar on my ear. wax.

in your bedroom what you went. to these accents are very crazy I know. no one no one's near accents you know. what maybe we should have been in a. different movie M do do do sh Let It Go. who should we dress up as after this. minions okay after minions can we dress. up like Disney princesses that seems. like a fun one Disney princess oh I I. called to be Cindy that's. Cindy y you you like having your toes. out.

y okay her toes I one of her toes she. got her toes her dogs are out she ran. off without her shoe listen I understand. that you guys all like the Disney. Princesses but we have a real princess. right here a real princess. F hi my one and only wife I only brought. you to your savings so I on. you well I only brought you y know okay. I don't know what's here but I don't.

like it so I'm going to interrupt yeah. um did in Shrek number one cuz that's. the only one I've seen I've never seen. Shrek yeah I just watched Shrek number. one for the first time ever that's a lie. you've seen it many times no I've never. seen it cash I've seen it many times so. I know you've seen it how the heck does. you seen it me I see it cuz y are. not do you not know what being a twin. how that works oh my gosh twins anyways. in Shrek I'm not gonna lie that thing. was a sad movie when Shrek is like.

bringing Fiona back to the castle and. they're almost back to the castle and he. ease drops in and he hears Fiona talking. about how she herself looks She's like a. big SM I'm just an ugly ogre and I got. big green ear how could anyone ever love. something like that yeah but she was. really talking about herself you can see. the emotional damage in Shrek right. there but Shrek thought it was about him. dude that got me sad Cas actually had. tears in his eyes watching it could see. it Crush sh girls talk like that about. cash so it's like.

for him yeah yeah he what you say to. me well look at you you're in a donkey. costume on a. podcast you literally are dressed up. like a fart that's pretty low honestly. what it's better than a donkey I'm to be. hon for your job you have to dress up. like a donkey I'm going to be honest I. think we're we're all at an alltime low. uh I'm not at an alltime low I think my. favorite costume is. maver huh I think my favorite costume is. Mavericks Harper says he looks like a. woman he does you really do he looks he. looks very helps you really do look like.

a pretty woman oh yeah you got good. facial structure for a woman I don't. think that helps oh well I thought it. might I feel like it just makes my head. look massive zoom in on this what zoom. in what do you mean I noticed that Lord. farquad also how do I. look comment down below you get with is. I don't know if you want that you want. listen Lord farquad he's in is a good. character and I'm proud to be Lord faril. no he's not evil he sure is.

understand the damage Lord farquad has. went through y'all don't know my. backstory okay what is what is it well I. had two. starters everyone and then I didn't okay. I was a young boy with way too much. power as was Prince and not enough all I. needed woman to save all the people in. the. land was to become a king to become a. king and no one wanted to let thaten. stop doing the Trump impression wanted. to let that happen M you're literally.

Lord farquad You're not Trump same. person no not same person here's the. thing I just needed a princess to marry. so I could save all the people that's. not why he wanted this. man what wanted the princess all for. himself so he could live in his little. swamp all happily ever after he didn't. care about the about the majority y we. get it we all seen the movie I haven't. me me neither honestly I only seen the. first one this your fault too K why do.

your your outfit makes your teeth look. very white yeah we should yellow in. things up wait you smile Harper oh yeah. it's not similar. effect what yeah it's actually crazy cuz. Shrek has like terrible teeth oh yeah. he's got like yellow teeth that's why I. thought cash should be sh I that was. foul you're a. donkey yeah yeah you are a. donkey you're.

oh. [Laughter]. great well there goes that everyone. thought about the joke but no one has. said it and I honestly thought no one. was going to say it I thought we might. get away isn't that fine and and we're. back because somebody said something. that had to become we're not even going. to say who it was. haror sorry guys it was just a funny. joke it was it meant donkey yeah is that. the word you were going to tell me at. the beginning of the episode no no that.

was much worse much worse much worse. much worse than. [Music]. that I'm. disappoint disappointed I recently don't. be found out how loved I am by my. fiance now found this out not very much. oh that's not good it sounds about right. you I mean she's not here to defend. herself so I think it's the perfect time. to bring this up honestly Flawless yeah. so Flawless she had the. audacity the audacity.

she had. theity yeah but don't say it like that. that's how you said it oh my gosh she. had the audacity yes we've been the. audacity okay what's the next line to. tell me she said hey I'm going on. vacation for a couple days you want to. watch my dog and I'm going to I said. show thing then she follows not say it. like that did you I said that's what she. said. thing or show thing show thing thing shy.

this is what she said back she said I. don't know how I'm going to do it though. I'm going to be gone for seven days I. say seven days no it wasn't actually. seven days some sort of days I don't. know basically seven days away from her. dog cuz had to take her dog early okay. she's like it's going to be seven days. away from my. dog she's been seven days away from you. all time that's what I said I said I. said whoa whoa whoa you're going on. vacation and you're worried you're going. to miss your dog she was like she didn't.

say nothing about you did she it's going. to be so hard she said nothing about you. it's going to be so hard to not see my. dog that I lock up all day while I'm at. work anyways put in a little prison. little prison it's literally in the. garage right now in the dark garage it's. in the dark G lights on point is I found. out my place did you turn the light so. low it it's below dog sitter it's unpaid. dog sitter it's at the very bottom. that's where I stand with her right now. dog sitter you realize that's going to. be your dog.

so it's actually you're a dog owner in. like a month well if I'm part owner of. the. dog I got some opinions about that. dog um first off M wants it to be dead. no never said that no I never said I. want to be dead yes he I did not I'm. going to throw it in a blender never. have I said that blender the biggest. never have I said that it's a cute dog. it's a great dog one of the greatest. dogs very pretty dog it's going to end. up at Panda Express that's where that. dog is going listen no personally dog is. a delicacy I've always wanted to know. what it tastes like I mean dude kid I.

would never eat your dog babe babe I. would never eat your dog as a donkey not. okay as a donkey yeah I think it's okay. cuz listen why do we eat every animal. but if somebody no I draw the line at. dogs I why is that people are so fine. with eating chickens and cows but like. if it's a dog everybody would think. you're like some cereal chicken pig cow. chicken pig cow uh maybe rabbit Pig in.

like. deer that's it oh easy a fish I'm eating. fish all day I don't get why we fish. have no feelings why do we just randomly. pick and choose because it's the ones. that I can look at and I'm like cuz. they're not the cutest I don't care well. cows are cute and deer are cute deer are. pretty cute I've only ate deer once hey. fish get the worst into the deal people. fish them just for sport so you pretty. much stab it in its mouth just for fun. and then throw it back in yeah that's. kind of crazy when I think about it like. and then and imagine doing that to a dog.

they're like oh I got one they're. reeling in by the mouth with a hook yeah. like I'm not going to lie people would. lose their mind kind of messed up. fishing like but are fish really even. like conscious no they don't feel it. like that's what I'm saying I know like. do they have a brain I'll tell you what. actually freak it I'll say it I'll say. it stop fishing except for sharks oh I'm. so down to serial killer sharks I say we. AR15 those bad boys I don't think weks. yeah I think all sharks should die I say.

we send all prisoners on some boats cuz. they got good aim or they wouldn't be in. prison if if you kill 10 sharks we set. you free 10 sharks for your freedom well. you know what I found out which is kind. of really sad but people will like fish. for sharks in the ocean and they'll like. catch sharks cut their fins off for to. make fin fin soup or something shark fin. soup then throw the rest of the shark. back in the ocean but he doesn't have. his fins anymore so he can't swim so he. just sinks to the of the ocean is that.

what happened to. Nemo no oh that's who we should dress up. as next Nemo the Finding Nemo cast is. that what happen in Nemo yeah how you oh. she's that little girl with the. braces no I no guys I swear if we dress. up as that I'm not being a little girl. with the braces everybody calls me that. no you're already that girl nobody call. you know who that girl reminds me of. y'all have seen Monsters Inc boo growing. up just a little bit more she's like 13. got bra is yeah she kind of does yeah.

she went bad evil also okay just because. the shark loses its Top Fin doesn't mean. it's sinking to the bottom of the ocean. no it it loses all its fins oh so he. just s he's just a he's finless he's. just like a little noodle floating. around he is just a seal out there I. wonder what it looks like turn shark. into a seal but someone said gosh I wish. I could remember who told me this but. you guys know how there's been all the. shark attacks yeah someone said that. they just made it illegal to do that so. you're not allowed to like fish with. sharks yeah no more shark attacks it's. illegal you know no there I feel so much.

safer in the ocean ever glad they made. that illegal they should have done that. a long time ago you they made fishing. for sharks like that illegal this year. so this is the first year that people. haven't been fishing for sharks like. that so there's a lot more well shark. attacks that because you know usually. the shark a lot of sharks die each year. at the cost of fin soup sounds like we. need to bring we need to start eating. more F y'all aren't going to believe it. but one time i' I caught a shark in um. in um Alabama and or go shortes and and.

um and I held it and there's a photo of. me holding it the baby shark a baby. shark yeah it was a baby shark baby Shar. okay no yeah we probably should don't do. that that's the worst song ever we could. dress up as that. what um what's it g what were you about. to do I didn't like that like she's. about to break out and song it was her. moment high for a second I thought we. were in a. musical wait can you do the good morning. B no no no no the no. oh my gosh yeah do it you know you know.

how Fiona and the musical I've actually. I actually sang her song for a voice. recal and I was. like. seven no no no I can't the words and. sing it was like good morning Birds good. morning trees what a lovely day and then. and then I remember beautiful it was. like it was like the sun's so big it. hurts my eyes but really that's okay I. never heard that song I haven't either. it's in the musical okay you only. understand that was really good is like. musical he fell asleep during.

mine only once dur. Annie Annie sometimes you need a power. you weren't even on stage I was Annie. Harper was. Annie I I didn't know that I didn't know. you were Annie I would have paid more. atten I was in the beginning I was. singing I I actually was so mad that I. was Annie cuz I had to miss my cheer. banquet you want to know uh the reason. we went to go see Harper perform Annie. is because Harper refused to sing for us. when we first met her so we went to her. school to watch her perform to see if.

she could sing and she could listen. speaking of going to Harper's things he. didn't go let no I did not not going I. would have if you invited me but guess. what no I'm saying this you don't try to. beat me to it okay Harper has decided. that my wedding is not important that's. crazy no you're not going no I wa you're. not you know what she has a sleepover no. no I there's no way Harper she yeah she. said she's not going because of a. sleepover. homecoming it's it's sophomore your.

homecoming same thing basically just a. sleepover oh wow yeah homecoming. whatever you want to call it and I'm. going to try to make it to the wedding. how are you going to make it if. homecoming is like the same day same. hours she not making it and that's okay. yeah because you'll only have two more. after you this what I'll just tell kiny. we're not sending you an invitation oh. well don't worry you can you can you can. probably work your way around at har. maybe you can make it to his next way I. can TR. what yeah I are y'all going to divorce I.

mean we haven't really talked about. it no but actually I was so mad I was. like crying mom was I crying don't try. to play the sympathy card your mom no. your mom went like this she was. like here's the thing wow you didn't you. didn't go to the proposal you're not. going to M's wedding hey The Proposal is. our fault yeah I forgot to invite you um. yeah we actually actually we invited. harage in the proposal and they said. sweet let us know what time and then. after the proposal I look over at K I'm.

like at the proposal I look over at K. I'm like did we ever tell Harper what. time and she like 50 60 people at this. proposal that we had to coordinate and I. was like no we did not tell her some. people got y somehow for the most. important person I know no we didn't I. was there. okay no no but actually like I feel so. bad like I I would totally go to y''s. wedding and be the flower girl and be. the center of attention but hey is this. your crown yes let's switch Crowns All. right I don't know if you want to do. that M you might even look more feminine. look like a woman no but let's do it.

dude no no it's okay no put it on put it. on no no I'll take my crown back wait. put on put on Hur my head no but that. hurts your head this donkey costume is. freaking. my look at this thing your scal okay. that was really rude to say apologize. what do you mean she she like made that. a thing what oh no she didn't that's. like her thing no that's what the her. trolling her okay maybe bleep that if. that that was mean it was a little rude.

sorry I said that whatever got bleeped I. guess is that like my first bleep cuz I. don't feel like I ever get bleeped b b. was my first bleep I don't think I've. ever been bleeped it's not your first. bleep there was this one Tik Tok is that. what it that's what it feels like man I. don't like that feeling guys there was. this one Tik Tok of me saying this look. what did I say you what is it bleeped. out I don't know that's kind of the. whole purpose we bleep it out yeah it's. so that nobody knows what she said I. know but you said I hate that word and. like hold on. I don't know I have no clue what the.

word is the editor says he knows nobody. say the word if you do know the word CU. obviously we're G have to bleep it again. she. said yeah I can't see what did I say. after the episode tell me cuz I want to. know okay yeah okay but seriously this. donkey thing look at what it's doing to. my. scalp can yall not see it no take a way. back like the hairline me like this yeah. yeah your veins kind of popping out of. your oh you look like something it's. really pulling on me guys I met Carter. share like he's my celebrity crush.

Carter share is your celebrity crush he. used to be we could probably get Carter. share on the Pod I actually think I DM. it I think he said I don't know what he. said I was so scared to go up his. brother would come on I don't know if he. his brother oh my. gosh donkey stop it donkey curb stoping. the mic qu it. donkey. enough ow what the freak dude no but all. right. I brought something for all you guys oh.

boy what' you. [Music]. bring it's something great what' you. bring you brought gift very great it is. a gift gosh I brought what kind of gift. is it four gifts oh boy one for me let's. go two for me oh no three for me I. didn't least I don't like what this. going fourth one is for me okay well. that's great let just move on I'm going. to get the four gifts now it's like the. fourth day of Christmas fourth day for. the fourth day of Christmas and the. cooler let me yes the gift is the cool. that's our drunk elephant cooler I got.

me hugs give me a hug I brought hugs. what in the world I will take a. hug all for me I'm waiting for I'm just. kidding uh who wants the grape this is. the worst flavor scared I just want a. regular hug okay um what are you doing M. I thought you said you brought hugs. homie is the real life worst my hug at. guy right now where's my where's my hug. at where's my hug look y Don it where's. my hug where's my hug at. okay I'm so glad he didn't fart donkey.

you're veryy donkey can't bre oh donkey. stop donkey get the heck off of me. donkey stop donkey what you something. smells bad over here donkey that was. disgusting I think donkey crapped. himself donkey might need to change. donkey needs to change that's kind of. gross who wants to change. Donkey Shrek that's all you I think not. all shre not your first I'm sure all.

right who wants the grape flavor cuz I'm. not taking this thing not it not it not. it we all know what flavor I want oh no. K gets great oh oh it's going to bus. that was crazy you kicked it why did why. you kick it why did you not grab it. because. I all right there's two greens red red I. obviously everyone here wants red yeah I. said red can I get green oh yeah the. ogres get green for sure yeah ogres get. green unfortunately yeah give me that. red I'm not drinking grape all right.

rock paper scissors who gets grape okay. ready ready Rock Paper Scissors Shoot. best out of three everyone El no it's. not best out of three before it might be. best out of three because this is a. competition best out of six someone will. you will die that's a risk I will M best. out of three ready no no no you got to. clarify best out of three before you. throw hands and you didn't clarify so. MAV gets the red well guess what I'm. literally the one holding it wearing. he's literally wearing red give me the. red I'm the one holding and you're. wearing gray the purple matches you. better how does this match. buddy kid listen brother child son give.

me the red I'm holding the red so I'm. going to drink it if you don't at least. give me a fair a fair one out of are you. ready yes Rock Paper Scissors. Shoot ready rock paper now here we go. ready what should I pick okay Rock Paper. Scissors. Shoot it is just not that. serious for the. princess Rock Paper Scissors Shoot oh.

noip give me it was Rock I meant no you. did I meant did you rock no brain fart. yeah give me the red I had a brain fart. give I me you rock no give me the Red. Rock give me the fair is fair give Meed. donkey don't be like this donkey oh that. donkey's about to look real bloody if he. tries to drink that donkey. donkey donkey donkey no donkey don't. spill it give me the red it's G oh it's.

a bloody. donkey no yep see nobody gets it now. donkey why would you do that I kill. donkeys like you why would you do that. because you could drink whatever's left. that's that's for you that's great I'm. glad we did that I I'm. so no I'm soy it's a bloody. donkey I literally feel soggy well you. look.

soggy what does that even mean and now a. french fry dipped in a milkshake that's. what you look like oh that's a good one. that's how describe it I brought gifts. for. yourself I brought gifts no you clearly. did you were mad about what gift I got. you what what flavor of gift so you. literally poured my gift on me think. about that cheating cheaters never win. okay cheers you're going to drink that. one too cheers oh okay. kind of tastes like medicine now you get.

n. well kind of tastes bad I don't like it. y'all look funny drinking the green is. that what happened to your face this is. swoll water y'all do look kind of funny. drinking my bath water matches you oh. you're drinking your bath water I love. my bath water this is my bath water too. oh you me into a Shrek I don't know what. happened to my. B he pooped in his back hey guys I got a. question look like you're from Little.

merane there was an oil spill something. the crazy is y'all shower after this is. about to look like that I got a question. yes ma'am is that red juice that was. just spilled on the black carpet going. to leak through onto our actual carpet. probably permanent red D 40 stains bad. no it's going to be soaked up by the 40. die are you sure yeah it wasn't very. much cash drink like half of it okay but. if there's red stains I'm going to. replace our carpet the whole no grape's. not good I was right. donkey that's the first time I've ever.

heard him burp yeah I burp when I drink. when I drink drinks that's it though. guys I'm going to I'm going to chug this. whole thing down and then I'm going to. try not to burp all right do it well. it's not even carbonated why would you. buy these cash those are gross I don't. know I thought they were good but I'm. not going to lie they do kind of just. taste like vitamins you guys think in. another life I could actually be a. prince no probably not I don't see it. but look at me with a crown actually. yeah I I really do see like that wow. nobody likes that guy look your eyes.

like I'm better than all you guys it. hurts bow down yeah well you definitely. would be a donkey in another tell me you. don't see that though like doesn't that. guy look at like the guy that's mad like. royalty because somebody's not bowing. down yes sends them to jail jail I'm. almost done guys it is very that is so. gross my bath water y'all would. definitely be ogers in another life. there's no way oh I can see it give them. a little.

[Music]. but I could do like his faces where he's. like what what did she just do I. finished Shrek faces I would love to see. you audition for Shrek and do that and. them just look at you. like aition first well you know you're. supposed to be scary not all you know. that when I if I audition for strik do. you think that they would like turn me. away the second I walked in the door if. I looked like this oh yeah or do you.

think they'd like me m what are you. doing taking a photo on the Pod like oh. yeah oh guys I told my Instagram live. people that I would go live on a podcast. oh well I'm glad we're on our phones now. one more here we go what is this for why. why is Lord far taking selfies oh no we. got and he's taking selfies like a. Facebook mom yeah I can't do it the. gloves are too big his glove literally. this is embarrassing his glove cannot. take the photo I can do. it he missed again no no it didn't go.

here we go one more what do you. mean oh my gosh this is painful this is. a hard I can do it with the glove give. me a second this is a hard. watch oh okay princess would you do it. real. quick what are y'all. doing there there you go donkey you got. some donkey be on your face strange oh. is that green on me yeah. y'all think I got that donkey in me for.

real for. real I don't know show us give us your. best donkey give me your best donkey I. mean like not like physical I mean like. do you guys think I have like that. personality I need to see a donkey kick. like do you think like here let me give. me a donkey kick let's trick get on your. back you you want me to donkey kick you. not me no all right fine I'll donkey. kick you no not me oh no don't donkey. okay that was very dangerous no no no no. get down he actually did it guys I'm.

scared can can donkey give Shrek that a. good donkey kick can't lie what did you. say I want to get on donkey's back like. how they would in the movie what I don't. know if they did that in the movie Fly. donkey yeah they did that wait donkey F. oh donkey does fly only for a little bit. yeah he drinks like some crazy stuff no. it's pixie dust oh that's what he finds. man ain't never seen. Shrek what that was Shrek had a person.

that was closer to donkey you nailed. Shrek no that was Donkey that was Donkey. was that donkey yeah well oh wait I got. a great idea is that donkey how about. this oh I got idea I'll stick with you I. stick wait a minute I got a great idea. Shrek I'll just come with you wait a. minute I got a great idea dude you just. sound like a come with you you sound. like if a teddy bear was a serial killer. what that was exactly what you sound. like bone to pick with you Lord farquad.

I hate that saying what does that even. freaking mean a bone pick a bone with me. okay but go ahead pick your bone Kate. what does that mean not going to stop. you uh my bone is that you are wearing a. crown and you are not a king well that. may be true but I was you never. succeeded I wanted to be a king and then. I was eaten by a dragon didn't get my. princess didn't. but happens you never seen the movie. like a month ago he got eat by oh he did. at the end yeah the purple dragon right.

but does he does he not come back alive. on movie no I I should be the purple. dragon movie 2 he's not back alive no l. far's dead I don't think he ever wait. what's the plot of movie two I have no. clue it's totally different yeah all. apparently all the Shrek movies are. different I know one of them he has kids. uh yeah one I don't know where they all. are but Shrek has kids he has little. triplets actually really y e but uh. anyways yeah I never became a king. wanted to be a king never got the chance. but I have a crown on because the little.

Lord farquad throw me the Lord farquad. hat here's the problem with the Lord. farquad hat oh it came with a hat that. it did Sir that it did he didn't want to. wear it no I wanted to wear it but my. head is so. big you got big head it fits without the. wig but with the wig on it just it's. impossible it's just what do you mean. just put the thing on it doesn't this is. it okay I got you gosh it's impossible I. I tried many times I did try to get it. on his head yeah it's impossible donkey.

bro hey donkey look at you donkey oh. that's not that's not right okay and. that's not right oh donkey care a donkey. donkey. donkey did. that you stupid that. what is your tail okay it's fragile. imagine you ripped my tail off I think I.

could no you can't stand up give me your. tail stand up try stand upy what if you. do I'm not going what if I'm tailess. after this stand up let me see your tail. I can stitch it back let me see your. tailing come on Donkey oh gosh no one's. goingon to get up Donkey if this comes. off this is a real fairy. tale pull his tail off oh gosh okay let. Kate go first cuz I feel like you'll. actually get it oh and me second on the. donkey we're playing pull the tail on.

the. donkey my. tail oh no tail there your tail is you. she ripped your tail end up like she she. ripped up your tail. end sorry what the freak just happened. give me the tail oh no I feel exposed. you should wait when I sit down it. donkey zonke is out it's gone I'm trying. to sew it up you ain't sewing that.

up this is so bad I can't what is this I. don't know why I let yall do. that hey so I believe in one of the. movies Shrek and Fiona actually become. king and queen oh I could be wrong wait. really check me in the comments but if. they didn't we're going to see what. would have happened Shrek what would you. do it's kinging ooh first order of. business I'm my tail back first order of. businesses I'm definitely locking my.

swamp down for good like high security. within miles of my swamp and that's all. I really care about okay is me swamp and. uh what about the. princess she's protected I'm protected. boy she she got she got me Princess. number two protected by the fiery Dragon. I would say I do the mirror impression. very well guys I stepped on the juice. what you do juice and my sock I would I. would I would like I would um have a a.

dragon to fly around on they already. have that what I got that okay well if. you're not going to wear the crown. someone should hand me that thing I. would like to but it's so far oh. okay Donkey uh further back donkey keep. going with it around the ears outside. the ears around the ears there you go. donkey. there princess donkey you're princess. donkey I can't believe you have no tail. huh you're a tailess. donkey yeah I feel like a tailess donkey.

right now hey can you tell me about the. tail of the. donkey well that wasn't funny it was. there but then it wasn't can you tell me. about the tail of the donkey what do you. guys think we should dress up as tail. this is a sensitive. topic tail me not guys what should we. talk. about tell me. not well I just kind of want to know. what we should dress up as next and. maybe prefer well I promise you he can't.

tell you okay yeah yeah let's do minions. and I can I please be Gro I'll tell you. what I we should you want to be Gru no I. want to no I'm not Gru I don't want to. be a minion I want to be there's no. telling what you'll be I say we all do. Disney Princesses and who do you want to. be Cindy okay Cinderella So you want. your toes out that's just a fair tail. who do you want M to be which princess. do you want to be hey M could be like. grumpy what one of those seven dwarfs. yeah I'm not grumpy or sleepy you can.

just sleepy whichever one you want to be. no no no which which well what dwarf. would you like to be well can someone. remind me what how many 12 seven what. are they Dopey I'll be Dopey Dopey one. of their names is Dopey kid he's for. real dopee do he's really do Dopey uh. Harper which character which princess. would you like to be um happy I'll be. happy other than Fiona oh well I would. want to be Mar no no no no no no not not.

a ginger princess please really not. Ariel what about Queen Elizabeth yeah I. mean that goes um that be so funny we do. princesses and I'm trying to think. Princess Diana o yeah no no um mul I'm. getting uh I'm trying to think like who. who Who's out there who's out there. there's lots of. them Elsa uh the genie ones. that's a good who's Anna Elsa's sister.

she's a princess the Moana chick yeah. Moana You' be Moana what the you just. have to put that on I don't think I pull. off Moana no you you would you'd be a. good M show us a nice little far quad. walk Lord farod walk yes only if she. shows us a Shrek walk I want to be. Princess Ariel so that I can get my. voice taken away and you guys can't yell. at me for being too quiet what all right. M let's see it okay um can we get a side. by side potentially of me and Lord far.

quad walking oh side by side would go. hard okay my green is far quad walk same. first off you have to have a cape or you. just lose the whole. effect second Lord far. quad takes very very tiny steps does he. yeah hey you got to talk loud. dog whatever camera I want. look at this cam no I don't think that. camera sees you no I think cameraman is.

correct. okay what are you doing I'm giving you a. mic donkey get out of my. way I'm sorry you don't have a tail. little tiny steps like this you have to. run after oh no oh no and he does these. big hand motions like this and then he. can't ever see anything so he's got to. like or get on things he can't see no. every every table you talk loud dog they. can't hear he walks up to he can't see. or chair sit in so it's more of like.

[Laughter]. a makes. sense okay all right that was not funny. yeah what what do you want me to do. someone explain like I would put on the. spot Lord farquad yeah. you no you got to walk do do like the N. walk the what he said the that doesn't. work for Lord farquad yes this would. work this is a lord.

far tail that's not going to. [Music]. work why did he move so quickly Mo. quickly there you go that's the. [Laughter]. far we must get to. the dude how is he doing that I can't. move my legs try to do it Kate oh can't. move like that let's see it you got to.

pretend like your knees are are uh. what's that thing called at the. gym. wa what was. that she Mega fast I can walk like Shrek. though let's. see that's not. bad kind of looks you just have a poopy. diaper. but moves everyone who's seen a kid. walking the diap. oh yeah K costume's falling apart I got.

a donkey. walk okay it's better from this side. ready wait I don't got my tail on hold. on you. [Music]. can't. wow I can't there's the tail end. why y say that my cheekes are I can't.

why do you move like that why do you get. so much sway to the hips yeah that's how. donkey walks no he doesn't no he doesn't. I think this just how you walk on no he. walks like if his name was really big. Bera that's how he walks big Bara yes. Bara with the like a pH Bara Bara Bara. big. Bara D I'm totally naming my daughter. that no we are not baa that is such that. would that would be sad baa Baker I feel.

like that our future daughter is going. to watch this back and say thank you so. much Mom for not doing that to me what. if she wants to be Bera B you didn't. think of that Bera B like B like abouta. I feel like you'd name your kid Fiona I. don't know if I do F you like it's cute. and me and C be like no we'll be like no. it's track out I just know that whatever. name I want to name my daughter they're. going to dog on me for it no matter what. yeah because you want to name our. daughter like really weird things like. that sounds like grass names like. tetanus like tet tetanus shot there's.

nothing wrong with that name I mean I. think it's funny or or like what you. want to name our daughter what is it. what's the name no no no no don't say it. why can't I say it because if we have a. daughter I wanted to be surprised what. her name is well what are y'all going to. name it we just name we can say because. we're probably not actually going to. name our daughter that and that's like 5. years away I'm not saying that I'm I'll. say it you for real we can't say it wow. she won't she's going to get mad if I. say it like we haven't already said it. fine I'll say it no please no oh well.

now she's mad it's bleeped don't worry. is it bleeped yes it was bleeped that. that better be bleeped for my daughter. that literally for. bleeping yes we are bleeping the name of. someone that has not been borned for. female reasons I don't know um but. please make sure talk trash about The. Unborn you're going to be so what did. you say can I talk trash about The. Unborn I guess he got a stupid name that. is a dumb name I'm so like like that is.

a trash I can't believe whoever your. parents are shame on them I think I. think um okay I'm sorry we're doging on. guys if honestly I guess y'all don't. really know the name cuz we bleeped it. sounds like a Jal brand that's what it. sounds like but even if that even if it. wasn't bleeped if that's your name um no. it got bleeped because I talked L trash. on better be bleed otherwise I'm would. look really bad uh but honestly just any. name Kate comes up with. we try to not like do Tatum it's like a.

hobby around here Tatum Tatum's cute you. just like chaing. Tatum yeah it Tatum oh I don't know. isn't that like a guy that all the girls. like no Channing Tatum yeah isn't he. like one of the like yeah you know a. girl could even a girl could be named. walker and a boy could be named Walker a. girl could be named Alex a boy could. name there's guy Cheyenne Sam Sam's. confusing Sam Sam is confusing if. somebody says Sam's coming I'm like uh. do we know the gender because I don't.

know what that is Sam don't have a. gender that's about what Sam's hard at. this point like Sam just tell me. Samantha or Samuel I met uh what's it. called what. Braxton I met a girl Braxton I also met. a guy um Sasha oh really cool that's. cool yeah anybody else got any um I met. a guy named I can't bring it up actually. I met a kid named iMac I'm sorry like.

the computer yeah iMac or like the like. the the like the theater like iMac or. like iMac. iMac maybe you got to confused because. he said hi IM Mac. like hi IM like his name is that could. have been what happened you know so many. people multiple times this has happened. to me in my life I wait what how does it. go okay wait introduce yourself to me. this looks like the thing from hotel. and then I wait say it hold on what do I. say say it hey my name's Maverick what's.

your name yo what's up man I'm C that's. what it is holy hell I say what's. up I say yo what's up I'm cash man and. multiple times people in my life have. been they go your name is Cash man and. I'm like no my name is Cash man and. they're like your name is Cash man like. no my name is cash I was just saying man. I like my name is Cash man and that has. happened to me at least two or three. times I've introduced myself why you. keep doing it then I don't know it's. just natural I'm like yo what's up I'm. cash man and cash man why trash man like.

that sometimes I want to be a trash man. and one time I introduced this this guy. down when I went to Mexico and I told. him my name was yo what's up I'm cash. man and then like I see him the next day. he probably didn't speak English mayl. maybe that was why cuz I see him the. next day and he calls me cash man I'm. like why are you calling me cash man and. he's like I thought that was your name. and I was like no that's not my name. this is a pretty good why don't you wear. this to your homecoming since you're not. coming to. yo please I will do whatever you want.

for you to wear that to homecoming the. the the green the green paint too look. this doesn't this look like the you were. that to homecoming millions of views be. like my homecoming. fit that be wild and whoever your date. is has to be Lord farquad we we'll give. him the I'm not ever going to have a. date imagine actually going to. homecoming as Lord farquad in Fiona oh. my goodness you'd be the life of the. party what are you talking about i' be. so embarrassed no you'd be the life of. the party and all the guys would be like. what is she doing she's so weird no it'd. be funny no trust me in my generation.

everybody one day your generation how. old do you think we are y' y' J um X or. j z I'm Jen Alpha you are not J Alpha. mom am i j. [Music]. Alpha nobody know there's no way you're. a different generation than me sorry I. you're only you're only like 5 years. younger my mom is X seven no you're only. six years younger than me yeah my mom's. Gen X so that means yall are gen Z no. your mom is what we're talking about. kind of baby boomer what game.

is oh sorry I didn't mean that that's. the old people you are what's Happ to. the Baby Boomers no I don't know it's in. between Millennials and Baby Boomers hey. surprise it's X surprise remember when. Bo like you're such a boomer like. remember when that was a thing and okay. Boomer sorry I honestly right in the I'm. a donkey I don't know what you'd expect. sitting this close to me right Fiona. I'll get it out come here that was all. out now no my glasses oh no your.

greenness is on me that was that was bad. I I I just I cough spat right into your. eye right in my eye the habit for. shooting people in the eye don't don't. uh don't sit that close to a donkey I. guess I don't know what to guys I kid. you not when cash shot me in the eye I. was nearly blind yeah guys if you. haven't go watch the LOL Club video we. dropped an LOL Club video called testing. like baned kid toys and oh my gosh I. shot Maverick. is a thing for getting people in the eye.

I hit Maverick in the eye with a water. gun his eyeball was bleeding and it's. all caught on talking like my it's just. bleeding like like dripping down my not. like a drip like a stream and it's it's. literally I'm not even kidding it's all. CAU caught on camera my favorite part is. MAV is on the ground screaming in pain. and Harper picks up the gun to shoot him. again yeah literally mouss on the ground. he's like my AR my and Harper's like she. grabs the gun she's like something's. wrong and I'm like oh and she like bad.

timing I was like actually worried and. then K was like crying also guys make. sure I I think I said this on the last. episode make sure you guys go follow us. on Spotify um because we're trying to. become the number one podcast on Spotify. so you should go follow us on there Link. in the description go subscribe on. Spotify and go subscribe to my we been. paid a lot of money to say this Kai and. Tai have their own YouTube channel yeah. we are we are sponsored by Kai and Tai. do not support um but you can subscribe. to Kai if you want link is also in the.

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