Santa Called Me FAT!

we're starting with A Christmas Carol. right no yes welcome back to the podcast. a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry. Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas. and a happy New. [Music]. Year bro just follows the crowd. literally like he literally was painting. on the Christmas car so you actually I. not s here Santa go Santa Claus Santa. Claus Santa Claus ising.

wait Santa sit on you got to come sit. down Santa we want to talk with you oh. yeah we got gift yo yo oh I got talking. let's go wa did you all get this from. Target this podcast getting better and. better wa I'm going to put this in my. room yeah yeah yeah oh uh here's Kake. what type of candy is this I I. wonder wait why Santa why does Kake get. the big one why is my stocking so big. compared to everyone else's um well a. big girl needs a big stocking oh.

oh oh my gosh my gosh Santa Santa s. you're on the NY. list Sant Santa's going on the naughty. list for sure a look how did nothing. wrong look how cute it is we have we. have Mrs Claus I don't like being Mrs. Claus and we have Santa. Claus that's so so I guess should we. open our present can we open I I don't I. actually don't know what's do we do we.

do one at a time yeah one at a time one. at a time this will be nice cuz. like you know I never get anything for. this I don't even get paid so guys to. actually get something you know you know. on Christmas when you're trying to open. your present and nobody's looking at you. what is this Santa just open it and then. you start getting mad. Santa's Santa Rocking Around oh the. flip it looks like you it's a dancer. it's a dancer for oh you got a Santa got.

you a dancer it's like all you talk. about I was at Target I was at Target. the other day and saw these all right my. turn hey yo that's all you're talking. about thanks Santa got a. ballerina ornament. oh Santa I'm so sorry yo you're going on. the naughty list hey hey you're not. getting anything Santa do better that's. all I can say all right let's see what I. got okay I'm nervous but it's all that. matters wait.

what what did you get oh my gosh that's. just what I wanted what what is it it's. an elf oh a why is I think he's trying. to tell you that he misses you and he. needs you back at the North Pole this. year does that you're y kind of look. wait what did you say Santa I'm just. trying to tell you that you're short oh. man why is every like throwing Santa's. gift I'm pretty sure you sna the neck on. that you're folding this year all right. cash Santa s did you give me that I.

don't like it I want something. else I won't I won throw your gift Sant. thank you thank can you guys hear Santa. in the mic say something Santa hello oh. nice okay. um so here's my he doesn't deserve to be. heard let's see what Santa got Mrs. Claus also I really don't like being in. a dress on a yeah on a dude's lap I. don't really like. to you don't like it either you know you. like it I think y look great over there.

I I hate it it's so romantic I really. can't stand it are you going to share a. kiss during the Pod what' you. say did you no we will not be kissing. y'all need a mistletoe. nooe no mistl toe where's the mistletoe. okay let's there's definitely one around. here somewhere mine's in a Brown Sack. too huh just like everybody's you're not. special Harper you would know you. designed it all what what oh wait a. hairy get a hairy monster bigfoot you. know he's kind of smelly.

he kind of looks like a turd you. know what the saying that to your own. wife. crazy Santa needs a. divorce. bro that's messed. up Santa Santa has a point though you're. kind of you're not you're not like they. made you out to be that's for sure. you're not you're not all and jolly no.

you guys aren't what they made you out. to be either um all right Kate open your. big stocking I wonder to you got a big. stocking for a small. girl yeah that's Santa would my ornament. just not fit in a smaller stocking uh. yeah oh. actually what it was too big and they. all represent ornament was too big to. fit in a normal size this GI is kind of. self-explanatory if you want to go ahead. and open that is it like a pig.

no there's no way all right Kate's GI is. self-explanatory let's. see wait what is it no what is it show. us show. us there's no way no way it couldn't fit. in a uh small. stocking I knew it I knew it oh my. gosh I like that one Santa you you're on. point this let me give me a little. stocking I'm going to make this fit.

oh I come on it it just didn't it just. didn't yeah it doesn't fit in a guys I. could have had a small stocking I don't. think so no it really yeah so wait were. all our ornaments supposed to represent. us yeah oh oh why I don't understand. mine why did Kate get a pig I don't. understand M. sanatory it's a b big ornament for a big. girl oh yeah what Santa said small girl. Santa go go back to the North Pole wait.

you're. Santa no he's he's actually Santa from. the south po he's my husband oh yeah but. we're getting a divorce Santa looks. different at my house. whoa wait I don't get. it oh my wait I wonder if this fits on. my foot like a real stock yeah I don't. oh I don't get. anything you got a crappy stocking what'. you say makes sense that she doesn't get. it I'm only.

14 okay do you have any like crazy. Christmas stories yes you do um I do. actually har just speak she likes to say. yes what's your crazy Christmas Story. well it's just one year I didn't have. money for Christmas presents. so I found a way to get everyone. Christmas presents let's just say that. what did you steal what oh yeah Kate's. stealing again no not again it was in my. shoplifting era I. did listen people needed Christmas.

presents I got I got Christmas presents. but I don't condone shoplifting don't. steal that's wild don't be the Grinch I. was the Grinch I stole from like Target. imagine receiving a stolen item as your. gift oh I would know how it feels I got. one last year someone's shoplifted my. Christmas present well there goes my. story I can't be very specific. now yeah somebody did shoplift Kate's. gift left. who Maverick tell M tell tell who. shoplifted you're oh no no no you don't.

got to be super specific wait guys this. is not okay I thought that everybody. here was a good kid now you know why all. your gifts were so. bad R out of money this year no if I am. even vague yeah everyone will know who. I'm talking about now so no they won't. no yeah say very. vague make it vague vague no it's pretty. obvious now they do the max okay I I. can't there's no way there no name say.

like Kate name it Kate that's so cute. just say that but she said last year oh. well nobody would have caught on but now. they CAU they would have caught on okay. I'll tell you guys who it was it was a. Maverick Baker I guess I can't say who. shoplifted Kate's gift but last year. Kate received a gift and it was stolen. and we didn't know till after will you. all tell me after the podcast yeah sure. yeah that's actually happened to me. before actually I'm just going to say it. and they can bleep it yeah okay yeah. that's fine.

whole family whole family yeah I know. got the whole family shoplifted. gifts make sure that cuts to Joe's face. when I said that no she do I dude no the. crazy part is is the person who. shoplifted it actually has like a lot of. money and like a lot of money that's. what I was thinking. wait. like uh we can't answer anything we got. to bleep that out yeah I got to bleep. that out there's so much bleeping going. on hey what hey bleep this too.

one no ble bleep this one too I don't. think he bleeped any of that guys mine. was definitely. bleeped that one was bleeped too um I. bet the audience is so curious on what's. getting bleeped oh yeah for sure anyways. but yeah when I found that out I was. like there's no way I know it's crazy so. sad I can actually successfully say I've. never shoplifted once in my life.

I'm never shop except for the free. spoolies from uh from Sephora Sephora. you said free that's not shoplifting no. but they put them out so you can like. test the makeup but people go in and. take like handfuls and I that's what I. did like less than a scent so I'm pretty. sure it's okay well then it's just. inconvenient because they always have to. restock them because people are always. taking handfuls this be true yeah wait. guys we I have an idea we should do a. Christmas story with one word from each. person around the circle okay M go uh. say Once upon once.

upon elephant a Time elephant that's a. oh okay no I get it now okay restart. restart was no no start your original. one the no redo it Sor Upon a Time no. that's two words a time is one word a. and time time oh my gosh a counts as a. word we can't I'm done this game's not. no no no a counts as a word okay moving. on one once upon a time there.

was someone who was big and. jolly. she was what was. named Mrs. Claus yeah that's what we were thinking. oh yeah she ised two words I think yeah. that was two words only one come on she. was named Miss Baker.

what. piggy okay fire she's not that Jolly. apparently she's not that. Jolly she may be it moving on I'd like. to formally apologize you should um me. yeah first of all you two are the one. that made that joke no yeah they y all. literally just made the joke not. me oh the to get them away see that's. why we make jokes Kate there's hair. there's hair on it you're picking up a. pig with your foot. with hair on it it was lint from my sock.

guys that is disgusting you're an as. last CHR I gave you my heart but the. very next day you gave it. it stoping y want to know what happened. this week no no no I don't want to know. what happened this week having fun no M. said he has a funny story I do and I. told him to save it okay for the next. podcast all right because it doesn't.

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content all that stuff so go join our. patreon and yeah you have enjoy it so I. have a Christmas story one time I got. toen by a Christmas ghost no you didn't. so I have a Christmas story one time. Maverick I knew you were going to say. this what what which one am I saying um. I I'll let you finish. it he does not know which one I'm going. to say oh I know exactly which one. you're going to say I know which one. you're going to say yo that was a little. what does it have to do. with I'm not going to ruin it oh. so we were opening gift yeah that's what.

I thought and you're just going to say. that about anything I say now no I'm not. is He Is We were opening gifts we all. open up all our gifts and my mom was. like so how' you guys like your. Christmas and I was like it was great my. sister was like it was it was great. thanks Mom and Dad and M looks my mom. dead in the eye just like this and goes. a could have been. better can you believe that and your. poor mother is just trying I was a child. an child no he was like 12 yo you know.

I'm the product of her raising that's. all I can say what I'm the product of. her raising so that's not her at that. point right and he made my mom cry on. Christmas oh c she cried and the thing. was is she had us make Christmas lists. and she got like everything on my list. but I she that's what she was confused. about she was like I literally got his. whole list and I was like and he said no. yeah just wasn't what I thought it would. be though he just wasn't as excited as.

he thought he would be that's by the. time my grandma got him pants oh she got. me khakis she bought him khakis and he. goes he opens up the box and he goes. well not going to wear those and throws. them on his head I did no way I was not. a good child but to be fair what who. gets a kid khakis yeah I was like 8. years old likeis those khis I don't. think I ever wore those khakis one time. I was telling the trth well you know. what your mom probably donated them and. there was somebody out there who wore. the khakis have you ever had a bad. Christmas gift Harper yes I'm always so.

scared this is going to sound really. bratty but I'm always so scared on. Christmas that I'm not going to get what. I want oh my god oh she was right it. sounded bratty Y and and like listen. like I love all the gifts that I get but. when I open the gift and I have. like an elf I just get kind of sad so. you not grateful for what s got you no. I'm grateful I I can give it to somebody. else backwards what's the worst gift you. ever had Kate ooh I did for the.

good worst gift I ever got yes let's. that's that's the. question um I don't know everything I. get is. amazing oh really yeah wow wait. seriously that was that was great that. was I'm really trying to think honestly. the worst thing I got was probably yeah. I got it I got it I don't. know I don't know I can't think okay. well that was break it you never.

answered so what was the best thing or. the worst thing you ever got huh oh not. magical powers when I was 3 years old I. went no I went downstairs and I got so. mad cuz my mom I on my Christmas list I. said I want to have magical powers and. she gave me a claw machine um same thing. honestly a magic GI didn't work yeah and. then when I went downstairs I went and. nothing came out of my hand oh that's so. sad yeah I got really sad and I did so. many little potions last like the night.

before Christmas and nothing worked like. it said like put some snow under your. pillow sleep with it wish snow on your. pillow yes and there wasn't snow so I. made my own like soaking wet you. definitely had a cold side of the pillow. you made your own snow yes how did you. make your own s BL up ice that's. something I got a game speaking of wait. hold on hold the game speaking of snow I. asked Mom I know you're watching this I. asked my mom every single year year for. about 10 years in a row to buy a snow.

con machine for Christmas I have one I. can give it to you that's great haror. I'm really I'm really really happy that. you have a snow com ma yeah I I have a. lot yeah that's it's great I never got. one oh um and I still never got one and. I I asked for all the way up until I was. 18 years old 18 is crazy and you know. how much the one that I want and costed. $1 19.99 oh it was the one they sell at. Walmart the Hawaiian bro the Hawaiian.

one that's crazy and you never got it. never got it ever but you know by the. time you were 18 you had money yourself. but it was the facts that like I want I. wanted that and a BB. gun and they got m a BB a BB gun but. they never got me one that's actually. tragic so we know who the favorite it's. actually a real gun they got me yeah. they got actually they got him a real. one and then I Blaster we're going to. get demonetized oh blaster uh they got. him a real Blaster and then I wanted one.

and they got him his when he was like 11. years old a real Blaster at 11 years old. and you know was locked away yeah but. you know how much no I kept that thing. next to my bed so strapped ready to go. those are the two things asked for a. blaster until I was about 18 to and I. never got it I was 17 years old asking. for and they got it him at 11 we didn't. actually say no one no one trusted you. with a blaster they could trust you with. a steak knife at the dinner table that's. awesome my mom my mom I had to sit next. to my mom at all the dinner tables cuz.

they wouldn't give me a knife um so. she'd have to cut my steak and stuff. until he was about 18 as well start. stabbing things. and the table but you know it's ironic. mck chased me around with a knife so if. anyone shouldn't have a knife it should. be. him sorry to interrupt this episode guys. but I need to let you know that today's. episode is brought to you by better help. now me personally I've never been to. therapy but I've heard great things and. seen firsthand how amazing it can be and.

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KN point in a corner there's nothing you. can do it's just. like and are y ready for my game you. held me a blaster point before Blaster I. never held you a blaster Point not with. a real Blaster but with an airsoft. Blaster that was over hold you a point I. used the point I yeah that was wild all. what's your. game yes yes yes. yes so I have a bag yo why does it have.

a j on. it is it for. Joe what what's it wrong it's not it's. no it's not for Joe M hey M why is why. is there a j on that Christmas on that. bag that's so. weird flashing everybody what.

sorry why would you ask about the J why. you got to be like that Harper I just I. needed a stocking and I just found this. one in storage so I thought it would be. perfect you know I think I saw why was. it in storage M what why is what's that. stocking D here M do you know yeah why. didn't we hang that one up this year oh. I asked you and you specifically told me. I could throw away why would you say. that why would you not want that one oh. wait is it from his exgirlfriend or yeah. Bingo really you get a candy cane. what I want a candy cane thanks that's.

actually a yeah unfortunately I will not. be throwing this away because it's a. perfectly good stocking that I can still. use in situations like this or you could. just give it to Joe exactly yeah I'll. buy you another one Joe sorry hey give. me a candy cane well okay the game is I. ask questions and you get candy cane oh. yeah it's like the Halloween episode all. over again right wait can we do how many. candy canes can you be in your mouth Yes. we got to see you can f more candy canes. in their mouth I don't want to stay here. [Laughter].

Santa how's your leg by the way this the. right one's really really struggling. your leg struggling I think you you need. you should have got the pig ornament oh. nice thanks all right first question. what is the most popular Christmas movie. Home Alone no Elf on the Shelf elf elf. no home alone no I said that no not. Night Before Christmas Christmas no. Santa Claus no Santa Claus wait no guys. what do you oh Charlie no go I don't.

know any more Christmas movies it's not. Charlie Brown it's not elf are y'all. tripping this is like the biggest one. ever who who's in it Jim Carrey oh the. Grinch that's mine okay I want it let's. go next question how many reindeer does. Santa have 12 nine eight oh my gosh stop. intercepting this. is you bro this is just like the. Halloween episode I literally didn't get. any of the questions right okay next.

question this one's mine this who can. name all the reindeer uh me no Dasher. dancer Prancer Vixen comic Cupid Don and. Blitzen what a freaking weirdo there's. one more. Rudolph what a weird why you're just mad. you're just mad who can name all the r. this is an easy this is an easy one all. that's that's good what is Santa's. favorite cookie chocolate chip why do. you throw sugar cookie s Santa I have. that Santa took mine no Santa ate mine.

well you have to get another question. right no all right next question what is. Rudolph's favorite snack uh uh candy. corn uh I don't know rer food milk. chocolate chip cookies you'll never set. these out for Rudolph carrots I yeah oh. K mine's Behind the Chair give me a. candy can thank you only because you. have no hands in you can't catch cars.

are not a good snack first of all. no I got this is the next question how. many Christmas lights are on the average. Christmas tree uh 1 132 nope 1,00 1,00. um 7 300 700 900 800 give us the ball. part 600 no Santa took mine again okay. well give it to. me doesn't give gifts he takes them wait. whatever yall been told about Santa it's.

a myth wait did someone get the oh. someone did get the Grinch question. Santa selfish who helps Santa make his. toys eles elves Harper yeah GB Oh yay it. was. me. okay in the movie How the Grinch Stole. Christmas what is his pet dog's name Max. yeah this isn't very fun I've only. gotten. okay this is an easy one I don't like.

these questions I don't like easy ones. what do you get if you're on the naughty. list co. co got one yay this is so much fun isn't. it yeah I want to see how many kind she. said that really. weird Okay is so much fun isn't it like. when your teacher makes you do an. activity and they're like isn't this. great next next. question okay is at the bottom of a. Christmas tree presents no a stump a.

troll thing the the the the thing that. goes in the bottom it's not gift a. blanket the blanket thing yeah what is. that called what is it called a tree. stand no yeah Santa got it a skirt come. on sus next one what Christmas movie is. about a train that takes a kid to the. north Express. y are you a Christmas freaker song yeah. real I am what plant is hung from. doorways encouraging people. oh I almost gave it to Santa Santa has.

had enough yo Santa you don't all right. we have three questions left oh yay hoay. Santa Claus is named after which. Saint hey he knows that about himself St. Nicholas I don't feel like Santa Claus. should be able to answer that one St. Nicholas also talk louder Santa Claus. cuz you can't hear you the mic I don't. count put on top of a Christmas tree. star star Angel Angel wait I didn't hear. that one that wasn't fair. okay I think that was.

me. yo is that why you got fired from the. North Pole she's an angry I'm an I'm. angry she had to go to elf management. that's crazy what's the most popular. Christmas Carol uh uh sorry you mer. Christmas no give me it I intercept it I. deserve it give me give it to me man. should play for the Cowboys maybe we. could win season. well that's all my question who want.

candy can in their mouth yeah let's see. how game no no we're going to fit. whoever can catch the most candy canes. get some no no no no no no no no no no. no no don't do that cuz we need them all. we need them to put in our mouth yeah. well y'all are no fun all right so just. give me the bag no wait do it again do. it again do it again I'm going to catch. all of them I'm going to catch all of. them no I'm going to catch all of three. two oh my. oh my gosh I got most of them Yo that.

got me nervous okay okay all right open. all them are we playing who can fit the. most candy why don't you ever pick up. the candy what it's like a. Piata okay here's some candy canes for. Harper just give us the bag oh my gosh. you're no. fun remember the last time we played. this game someone threw up why we're. opening these I got a question yeah. why whoever went to the store and picked.

out the outfits try me a rivert. why when youall say first off why don't. I have a shirt. second what is this yo yo took called. candy canes no Merry Christmas to Joe oh. thanks okay so we're going to see who. can fit the most in their. mouth um M count for her M's count for. her Kate you count for me scared K can.

you help me. open yeah yeah M's going to help me open. we're going to see who can fit the most. candy canes in their mouth me got this. versus Harper last time I won no I won I. won are you serious you freaking little. elf I. won uh I. won I won wait these are lowkey hard to. open are you ready should we just start. now all right go ahead and start are you. allowed to chew them no no you have to. just put them hole in your mouth and let. them sit. I don't want to be here for this he's.

going. two well you're chewing them uhuh yeah. you are hey yeah you are I heard you. chewing stop chewing I literally can. hear in my. ears four I got. two. five I got three right here cash. seven go three. eight once upon a time in a small small. town there was a little girl named. Harper. who was set out to beat this guy the.

throw up King Mrs CLA you mean CLA. better not throw up stop you're biting. cash she's at 12 what are you. at I almost choked on my candy cane. 13 come on let's get. some here you go.

n 10. 14. almost. [Laughter]. e how. many 16 13. 14. 17 16. 16 I only have one.

more. 17. 18 oh you got to keep them in. there. 19 20 you put this in Sp I can't believe. you have 20 in there right now this is. remarkable you're like a warus. you're you're Christmas.

Warr get. off stop stop stop stop it stop oh. that's. disgusting oh my. God two Santa help your. wife get out of here oh my God.

no that is not that is not a real toilet. that is not a real. toilet oh my gosh I use the toilet sorry. I'm not cleaning that that's not even a. real toilet someone's going to have to. clean that you're cleaning. that she did win she won oh why would. you do that no no no no harer no no. sorry Santa bathroom or something no. trash canid use a trash canid we got to.

stop playing these. games we really got to stop playing. these games look at my dress man and. this Mrs claw. sucks I was spinning a lot more than I. thought I was bro it was coming out. heavy it was like you were leaking oil I. I I Sam you're knocking everything over. man I didn't okay I need a change wait. wait I just got a text what's your text. texted cash and Harper but they didn't. respond sorry if y'all are in the middle. of filming oh this is Harper's mom by.

the way texting this I'm on my way and. was going to stop by Sonic do y'all want. anything yes yes yes yes what would. everyone like okay Reese's blast. yes I really want something oh this is. so Christmas yeah. hey. yo that's me and Piper oh. wait but but but I'm cashed Piper is me. oh nice nice anyways what does everyone.

want from. Sonic this thing's way too sticky now. Reese's blast Reese blast can I have. them in no what what other blasts are. there yeah okay let's see what our Sonic. orders are M what's your Sonic order. Reese's blast we see that's it we Harper. wants a blast but what blast are there. there's Oreo cookie dough Reese's. snakers there may be I don't know what. else how thoughtful can I have a cookie. dough blast with water. we have water here water your Sonic.

order is a water what size do you want. Harper um large I'm get I'm I'm kidding. I'm kid I'm kidding uh can I have uh a. small cuz I'm just a healthy little girl. hey do we have like Christmas shirt I. can wear Kate you know what grinds my. gears you know what grinds my gears how. he broke my elf I he broke my elf okay. my Sonic order broke your cash wants a. cash wants a actually more your hyp now. hello hey. oh you know what's more your height wait.

cat what do you want from Sonic you know. what I'm glad you ate Sonic before you. did the challenge this time dude I know. those challenges are always making me. about to throw up okay I'll take a foot. long chili cheese con oh no not again. what what what's wrong with that that. was so funny and I'm not done. um what type of drinks I got uh ocean. water Sprite Coke um I'll take. a banana slush uh banana slush.

um I shaved my legs while he's thinking. I shaved my legs today with candy cane. tree hut scrub ocean water ocean water. I'll take an ocean water I was still. talking but uh oh no way no way out of. everyone Harper said that she goes I. still talking you interrupt everyone I'm. still talking y you want to know. something crazy what you she she looks. like an elf when she said that Sant CL. like you want anything Santa no okay. Santa Santa's on a diet um would you.

like anything Joe Sonic Blast all right. what size medium I have a I have a. challenge and if you can complete this. challenge if you can complete this. challenge I will pay you $10 okay really. all right what is it what's the. challenge you got to you got to smell my. armpit why would you do that no I said. no it's not worth it come on it ain't. worth the money come on worth it I'm.

trying to think of what I can spend with. $10 like not a lots Sonic is on the way. M don't do it yeah cuz when I came back. over here and when he jumped like when. he jumped me um you got a whiff yeah. yeah it's not good it's not good is it I. can't no $10 come on but you got to. stick your nose in there like why would. anybody want to do that $10 I do it for. free I would actually like to pay you to. do it come on0 no I might pass out if I.

do that come here no don't do it don't. do it Joe you want to do it no oh that. seem like something you would do if M. does it then I'll do it okay somebody's. got to do it m I'll give you $10 to let. me do it you or you I'll give you $10 to. let me do. it okay well you can dare the audience. and they can come and smell it you guys. want to come spell my armpit that's. weird this is weird we're going to. literally oh oh this is weird oh no. okay this is weird yeah it it it.

represents the the. ornament oh yeah you guys enjoyed that. huh oh yeah that's disgusting get next. one get the next one come back come back. for more that's actually insane oh. yeah oh go stop stop it stop it can you. sit back down please my armit don't it. looked like your Christmas ornament yeah. that's my ask no no. yo that's.

crazy oh my goodness guys I heard that. Ellen degenerous is a bully you think. that's o news I know yeah for real I was. watching her oh yeah like people don't. like her okay yeah so by Ellen on our. podcast we should do we should all get. gifts for each other and but like secret. santa yeah yeah that's oh that would. have been a great idea to do before we. filmed the Christmas episode oh oh. that's really great M we can do that. yeah we can still do it let's go to the. store right.

now imagine we just take the podcast to. the store right yo that would be kind of. fun I could do it like blog style that. would be that would be fun no but can't. do that that would be a lot of work. Bobby just did it i'm Chang him before. we do. that got go like this no you got to go. in that costume they won't even let you. in for sure oh that's a club Channel. video yeah yeah yeah that's true that's. true hey hey guys if you haven't we. might film this on the club Channel go. subscribe to our club Channel LOL Club.

Link in description um Harper so real. quick before we end the episode can you. smell my armpit for $10 no no Maverick. will what's in your nose is that a foot. of an elf I sneezed it oh what I sneez. it out cuz uh yeah yeah well well looks. like nobody's going to smell his armpit. so we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish. you a Merry Christmas another Christmas. Story oh wait I thought that was.

celebrate him right quick this guy has. not looked at me at ask for the time one. time this episode wow I thought about. it wow M and truly it's a Christmas. miracle around minute 30 m always goes. time time what's the time I know I need. to leave what's the time I said a clock. on my phone this time hey what's the. time oh I don't actually no I was making. that up what's the time Joe 38 oh no uh. 39 39 minutes W beautiful. 39 We wish you a merry CH all all right.

let's do one Christmas Carol real quick. but we all got to nail it actually try. let's like do um what's it called um. greens beans potatoes Tomatoes ham. turkey who name ready wish you merry. Christmas everybody actually try I mean. try try try okay I can I can hit this. ready all right yeah go 5 6 7 8 9 what. oh 5 6 wait I thought we were counting. my bad okay yeah you go after eight why.

eight wait why we go after eight cuz. there's four counts of Music 10 would. make more sense 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 three. foury wish you what kind of counting was. that well you said there's four counts. so but why we one 2 3 four one and two. and three and four and wait okay wait. why would you go to eight wait hold on. hold on hold on no no why would why. would you go to eight why when you just. restart at four 1 2 3 4 y I got RAC 2 3. 4 because you would come in on the one. my gosh not the that does kind of look. like bra she looks like that girl from.

Finding. Nemo you know what fishy wake up all. right ready 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 We Wish. You a Merry. Christmas try bro I said we all have to. try. bro no one's going to try I will all. right all right I should do Oh Holy. Night it's so inspiration. something you're not getting signed by a.

label wait I thought we were actually. going to sing okay let's go M start off. M start off m a singing okay okay okay. all right let's go from the top make a. drop wish you a Merry Christmas We merry. Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas. and a Happy New Year One More Time One. More Time Jo join in We wish you a Merry. Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a.

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