Revealing Our Baby Names!
hey so what are you guys going to name. the baby we're going to be naming our. baby baby jet oh in the baby room you. can have like little airplanes all. around 3 2. one no no it's sharp everything's sharp. there please. might you threw on. him on me. you you ruin everything oh.
[Music]. no welcome to the podcast guys today. Harper is going to tell us something. very important well I cannot show my. hair because I literally have not done. it what it's been not done your hair. looked so fine you just put your hood on. like your hair looked so fine okay. Harper is bald the news is out there it. is it all fell off one day my coffee um. I also have a little bone to pick CU.
honestly I'm not wearing a hat today. guys no but watch really just keep. watching wait you look like the guy. there's a it was years ago Nick WIS who. just keep watching wow what Nick Wilkins. has never that's pretty crazy Harper. y'all can't see my hairline yet can you. no actually oh my God what is Happ oh my. gosh she actually is bald wait how are. you doing that I'm bald we see now we. can see is that Joe Rogan.
but yeah M I actually if you props for. not wearing a hat today I think it's the. first time ever not wearing a hat and. guess who's wearing a hat listen I had. to wear hat I just got a haircut today. okay and everybody knows the day you get. a haircut it just looks horrid let's see. the haircut no oh my God that I never. think his hair looks bad after I want to. I just want to see the color of it my. hair has to let's see it my hair has. dude he protecting let me tell you. something my hair has to gr out for like. a week before I can not wear a hat.
okay okay well you're not going to wear. a hat right now so it's in the growing. phase I want see they have brains or not. make me. laugh they were popular right brain rot. brain rot cash take off the. hat okay fine he's being so picky right. now ready here we go like just take the. hat off bro fine I take off okay how. about you're making my back hurt cuz I. can't lean backwards what do oh my gosh. oh it's horrid no it's good oh no put it.
back on okay you can't tell me that I. mean you can tell me a lot of things but. you can't tell me this looks. good well your hair is like all scuffed. up now cuz you've been wearing it. Diamond no he kind of looks like that. monkey from play of the Apes no. cash oh no no what's that Caillou you. look like caou we saw a picture of cash. the other day and it looked like your. mom just like put a bowl on his head and. like my hair looks every time I get a.
cut look at this look cash oh my gosh. it's like you chose your haircut they. took a bowl to you you're telling me I. no matter what I asked for they just. okay bu cut no that's not what I said. that's because you that's because that's. what you tell them and also the hair. lady today told me I might be balding so. that's not good news. like wait why did she say you were. balding because listen yeah this is. tragic news I don't know how I forgot. about this listen I was like why is this. side of my hair always thinner can you.
guys see that yeah we can see it. slightly yeah I was like this side my. hair is always thinner she's like oh. well it might be baldy and she just like. threw it out there casually I was like. whoa whoa whoa whoa well you don't. understand I don't bald I don't bald and. she was like well it could just be. balding or you could just be sleeping on. that side of your head more so it just. gets thinner I was like We'll go with. that option so I think I just sleep. heavily on this side which way do you. part your hair my hair goes forward wait. I got tagged in a video I was so honored. what that was a really nice video what. is.
someone was like are you hyping yourself. up right now no it was just it made me. feel really good cuz I never noticed it. but then I was like Wow someone was like. Kate's hair part is always so like. perfect well I get the opposite yeah. they roast keny's hair part put your. hair in the middle I mean to be fair. keny's hair isn't parted in the middle. which is kind of weird what do you mean. why is that weird why would you not why. would you not part your hair in the midd. is quite in the middle no mine's lowkey. not in the middle when someone said that. I was like that's very kind I don't want. to show you because I bangs tiny little.
har is in the middle Kate is like mic in. the middle but I don't get it why would. you not do the middle wait do you get to. choose or is that just you can choose. where your part is well change it and it. just becomes natural well you look like. an emo girl with it like this wait I've. never seen your hair middle parted can. you middle part for I I'll make a Tik to. y'all. go middle part right now no I can't. because I'm not going to I'm not going. to get Harper you should have kept. people go look at my Tik Tok so go look. at my Tik Tok stop being clout hungry. Kidsy wait the middle part looks good on.
you oh that looks really good you mean. the side part I mean yeah the side part. it looks really good on you she's only. like part look at it like that is an emo. girl right there. thata I used to have a middle part a. raging middle part when I was 14 okay. here's what happened that's a side part. I mean a side part I grew up and the. side part was popular and whenever the. middle part became popular I was like. I'm not doing it I yeah I used to always. want my hair to look like this it would. be like if I did like right now Harper.
your entire life you parted it down the. middle and then they were like one day. oh nope it's not popular anymore we got. to move to the side part you'd be like. screw that you know who needs to do it. if we want middle parts to come back. because apparently this woman just holds. influence over every other woman in the. world Shakira Taylor Swift no Alex ear. no Alex Earl put on a pair of skinny. jeans and Tik Tok lost their mind. everyone was like oh my gosh skinny. jeans are back no they're not um I also. have been seeing people wear boot cut. jeans and I've been holding on to my. boot cut jeans for decades so I'm ready. ready to come back I don't think I ever.
owned a pair of boot cut jeans what. really well that's quite I own my first. pair of joggers yeah that's not your. first pair of joggers from Lulu there's. no way that's your first pair of joggers. first everon i' you've given me your. joggers exactly every time I've get got. them I've given them to you cuz I don't. want them no there there's no shot that. we've not he never I challenge anyone. out there go find a picture of me and. joggers not. sweatpants there's like jogger. sweatpants not those I mean actual. joggers you won't find a picture.
ever I've been on the internet for like. seven years so if I wore joggers there'd. be a picture I bet there is I found I. finally found him a pair on Amazon I was. so hyped I've wanted joggers for like. seven years but I've never found for. your legs yeah they all they all like. cut off right here my ankles and these. ones are still too short but I just deal. with it what are you sitting on me pot. what I'm sitting on a flower pot oh it. looks like a t and I have things that. I'm going to plant.
what I found it that's a Christmas tree. person on here are your joggers yes but. this is you're wearing joggers in this. that is not joggers that is Adidas pants. okay those are like leggings wait what. do you think Adidas pants are look show. show show them what that is we. screenshot those are Adidas joggers. those are Adidas pants which are joggers. those are not joggers Jers AR jeans. those are Levis listen listen let me. tell you something let me tell you. something the Adidas pants flow like a.
natural pants vers oh no no coach coach. coach wilin texted me and said come chat. with us and now I have to say I'm hey I. don't have my phone at school. okay yeah Harper you got to get off your. phone I don't har you're not allowed to. be on your phone Harper my phone yes you. do right here school what that was the. craziest live I've ever seen sorry I. don't have my phone BR imagine you plant. something and this little Cactus guy. just came out that'd be tragic I would. cry hey did you guys the news what news.
maybe he'll turn into a nice big. tree I'll him in a minute what did you. see the news what news Harper Heath took. my. spot no that was not the news she was. actually she was actually uhing. room room practicing your singing boys. to come and take over I got a question. you guys I didn't get to what's the news. I want to hear the new news news is just. never News man Selena Gomez got engaged. I saw that I mean is.
beautiful Bradley Cooper isn't he like. 80 she got engaged to Benny Blanco yeah. yeah Bradley. Cooper what that was not no bny Blanco. is definitely not Bradley Cooper what is. he famous. for Benco he's like a rapper I think. he's a rapper you guys don't know who. Benny Blanco is any just name besides. Selen oh my goodness he's probably made. probably half of the the songs on your. playlist.
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was stalking her page Harper no Selena. Gomez oh oh to figure out who this bie. guy was he dressed up as a bear in one. of her music videos before they were. dating and then in the caption it was. like now I'm like your Bear in real life. oh wait Selena Gomez is getting engaged. to Benny yeah yes yes oh that won't what. do you think we've been saying they've. been together for years no I'm sorry a. celebrity Marriage has never lasted it's. true guys I've never seen a celebr even.
even you know I'm trying to think who. Celebrity Marriage is I'm trying to I. mean me you have lasted. pretty how long have they been together. a long time that's crazy I don't. understand like he's like no celebrity. marriages make like 30 years they just. can't yeah they they're like listen for. $10 million you have to do this kissing. scene with this other person and. suddenly the marriage. ends guys um I've never seen a celebrity. get married to like somebody somebody. not famous really how about me.
how about me you're not oh that's a good. one me kind of married I mean like. celebrity this is first of all call call. I was really popular in my. hometown a celebrity no like I mean. celebrity you I'm celebrity Ari Grande I. like to think I'm on the celebrity list. somewhere maybe the bom I mean I'm. pretty high on famous birthday so I mean. that that's a celebrity it just doesn't. seem right I don't know celebrities are. like aist like Ari Selena. celebrities we I can be e list I might.
even be Z we could be that but I think. I'm on the list make I don't know that. we would be considered any of that well. it be wor it' probably be we filming out. of our upstairs right now yeah but like. we just sold out New York City 2,000. plus seats is true but if you want to. come to the meet and greet there's still. meet and greet tickets available M. always promotes things he has no idea. what they're doing you don't even know. if there's meet and greets available by. the time this comes out there probably. is go check the website you also can't.
get angry tickets if you don't have. every time I see M promote something on. pot I'm like well yeah that wasn't out. yet or well that's not there anymore it. might be there so listen if you're. watching this especially if you already. have tickets to the show you can get a. pre-show ticket which not really a. pre-show it's just like before the show. where we all hang out together that is a. pre-show not there's not a pre-show. there's not a show before the show yeah. it's a pre-show hangout yeah pre-show. hangout all right here we go I found a a.
list of celebrities who have dated non-f. famous people because I'm still stuck on. this topic those are the only ones that. their marriag will last I want to hear. the list all I think is just two celebs. can't marry each other then it's it's. Brad Pit okay um and Jennifer Inon mil. Bobby Brown Just Married uh Jake bonjovi. Millie Bobby Brown is married those are. two very unfortunate names ree. Witherspoon and J B Milly Bobby Brown. Milly is such Bobby. bonjovi Boni what did you say Millie. Bobby bonjovi is her new name Bon you.
wait you know who Bon ji is adalan Simon. Simon who kok wait pause Harper what are. you who are you naming celebrities that. Mar nonous people you don't know the. other half because they're non famous. people oh that explains a lot you. that're like. Kenzie he's like extremely. famous what doing over there she doesn't. know who Bon Joy is oh my gosh the world. is going to end I'm just like what do. you mean.
Isen played the piano I bet youbody. watching this knows who Bon Joy is cuz. who the freak is Bon Jo an art he's like. a famous I don't know I don't listen to. It's a. band it's a band no Alex put your hand. down man Alex knows every music artist. ever to live raise your hand if you know. Bon Joey I know the name well I know his. name I know one song Living on a I know. his name I know his name yeah half the. people right why you say yeah living on.
of prayer is definitely Bon Joby Boby. definitely seems some rocky guys I feel. like we need to take a minute to just. gather our thoughts and come back. together is one lol podcast unit we have. a lot going on should I have a present I. can get no a present shouldn't she just. really wants to open her gift but you're. not opening that gift till after the. podcast sorry unless podcast gets boring. yeah if they have nothing to talk about. all Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson married 35. years oh my gosh I know none of these. people please stop you know who Tom H. who the heck is he married.
she's not a celebrity because I don't. know um I feel like Adele would get. married to somebody who's not famous cuz. she's very Down to Earth but anyways. Harper yeah would you for a million. dollars get a haircut like cashes no no. not even a million dollars wow you have. that bad hair that makes me feel pretty. bad about myself no your haircut is good. I'm with you for a million dollar I. would never get hairc don't wor for 10. million I would never get red hair so uh. yes you would yes you yeah for 10. million you definitely would for 10.
million I'd have no hair 10 you. definitely would I saw you a credit card. statement this month she'd be spending. like no I'm I'm just kidding for 10. million I die anything Red. Man Okay um that was crazy okay moving. on I don't even know what that means. wait can we do like a a cheer um stunt. sequence where all of us are Flyers but. so I need to swallow my gum all of us. are F no no swallow it you can't swallow. gum yes I can yeah it makes your butt. big I've been swallowing it for a long.
time I'd keep swallowing it then yeah. okay right well we should all do a cheer. sequence where we go right here and we. do as or like one little stunt like heel. stretches and stuff here I I'll give you. I'll give you a are you just trying to. show off no I'm not trying to prove that. you're like more athletic than the rest. of us trying to flex that's. false okay want to do a cheer off I'm. the most I'm way more do a cheer off do. a che off let's see. I would like to see you and Kate do like.
one of those Bring It On sequences where. you guys are like I watch Bring it on I. actually know the routines I I just I. just watched bring it on like four days. ago I'm not even Kidd no why can't we. see cash and Harper do a cheer off I. want to see your bring it on cheer off. both I'm not doing bring it on because. that's a school cheer no get in his face. and just like yeah whatever that but I. need a song behind it I need like the. they don't have music in the one SC F I. got it y'all know that song I got it s. ladies oh yeah. sing ladies that's my cheer song Wait.
stand up cash we're going at the same. time yeah Head to Head it's a cheer not. the same time no but like you all are be. you ever seen a dance off cash what you. you have dirt on your butt that's good. all right what are we doing that's so. gross it's a cheer what you looking. for what you looking for we got what you. looking that was like a Hawaiian like. mating dance you just said you watched. the movie what do you mean oh that bring.
it. on hey um this is your turn no yeah so. you got to you got to like retaliate. quicker than that oh it's a battle at. this point you've lost see I didn't know. what that was me to restart yeah restart. ready all right what you looking for we. got what you looking for what you. looking so glad we got to see this again. looking your. turn that's the robot the words where.
are your words you got a cheer you're a. cheerlead cheer Che cheer. singing like all cheerleaders sing not. in competition cheer wait what were you. going to say continue with that c a h. cash is disgusting c a h cash is. disgusting C HH is disgusting bro you're. losing c a s h cash is disgusting hey. cash you are disgusting fine you know. what I don't know how to spell very well.
but h. a h a r p e r uh wait e l l l. wait right you're right that was right. keep going yeah yeah o b. e r Parker fell off you spell har for. fell over. but I.
was har fell off fell. [Music]. over the other day he was talking to the. credit card company and they were like. okay what town do you live in and he. said it and they were like can you spell. that please and he misspelled the town. he lives in I was like they were like. and what's the city name can you spell. that for me I was like no actually I. cannot spell that I know that would be. on the test dude I want to eat this gum.
but I mean the fact that it came out of. Harper's pocket is very questionable. guys I I I should have worn makeup well. I am but like no you look so good did. you get did you get your makeup more. makeup no no you look good thanks I. don't know if y'all believe or not but I. genuinely did not mean to spell over. there really Harper fell over I thought. you were going to say Harper fell off. and you were right you had spelled. Harper fell I was like oh he's trying to. spell hard I I can spell but I don't do. well spelling under pressure under. pressure under pressure you know can.
text to. speech Yes I can spell Under Pressure. spell it spell it see now I'm not. actually under pressure so I can spell. oh really u n d e r p. r e s press I say no Alex was that right. was that good so far really no but it. was really he's looking it up on spell. it you are right you are too you right. I'm tell you I'm looking I'm not looking. at anything I'm just bored go on cash. they're all y'all you were right so far.
cash yeah thank you u n d e r p r e s. pressure pressure you pressure no no. what pressures coming tonight no p r e s. press press. sure sure s It's s u r e no is. not SS whatever s s I'll do whatever. I'll do whatever cash on the floor like. getting beaten up by that kidnapp her. I'll do whatever and the blood running.
out his face I'll do whatever I'll do. whatever that me on flooring queen bee. sound like Travis. Scott yeah cuz the producers made too. much Auto on my voice she said made me. sound like. Travis did you say that no yeah she. wanted to sound like Travis Scott so we. like all right I did not say that sound. like a freaking aune about about your. whatever it takes video mhm I I believe. there was a mistake akake in that what. do you mean I believe Maverick got hit.
in the head on this side and then the. makeup people put the blood running down. his face on this side no as I was. falling I turned my. head have you not seen the video D got. to pop it I pop up the video so you guys. can see what we're talking about. Maverick Falls Maverick Falls and then. he leans up and the blood is on the. wrong side no because I twisted my head. right a second before EV Valu went as I. was falling I was like nope there's also. a mistake in our engagement video too.
what are you talking about you don't. remember what when you said yes I do. remember I do remember I was one of the. only mistake when you said yes that was. that was the big one no we pulled it up. on the screen for the whole family and. it took them nobody notics in one clip. my phone case is on and then the next. case clip my phone case is off nobody oh. I remember that it's like when he's. sitting on the bed calling. me and I have no idea what's going on. the opening scene of the of the Oklahoma. smoke show music video M picks up his. phone he's calling Kinsey and then the.
scene cuts and he's still holding his. phone but now it's just the phone case. that's empty see now that's called. context we didn't have it we mean now we. have everyone understood it and now we. know what's. happening he must be under p r s u r e p. r e u SS what other mistakes have been. made in in in y''s videos um there was. that time we added you to the channel. and uh major. L honestly.
oh uh I'm not added to the cash of. Maverick channel it's still cash and. Maverick yeah but we gave you a SE out. on the podcast that because we felt pity. you know is that what I was we couldn't. just leave you out I feel like Kate. really made cash grow so I don't really. know what we're talking about grow grow. how in the world could anyone make me. grow no he was done growing if it wasn't. for Kate you'd be down if it wasn't for. how would I go down I don't think she. knows what oh I think she's talking. about your views yeah oh my views my.
viewership oh he did use her for views. we want to talk about viewership how. about we add you and Kate's followers. together and see who has more why don't. we add me and keny's Views together and. see who has. more why don't we see how many views. yall would have without. us plenty honestly I feel as if I would. be okay honestly we actually did this. the other day we added up all the. accounts to see who got the most views. and uh it was my account it was not yes. it was it was.
itly cash comes first and cash and K. that's all I'm saying it's because of. that one video had the most Kate had the. most oh really awkward isn't it. now wait what wait Aver most I can pull. up the average per post if y'all want no. I P it up cash and Kate did the most. views in like the last 90 days yes but. average per post if you split cash and. you saying over there I don't know what. you're saying. either post what. per post because like let's say I.
remember she it's pretty clear average. per post meaning did you post 20,000. videos and get 20 views on each one so. therefore you you have like 40 million. views we still had triple the average. per post even excluding our hair ironing. one what's a hair ironing one the one. that got million views the curling iron. video remember that one remember I went. Mega viral um excluding that one yes you. still had more views but that does not. MAV.
you that's not true that is not true. your your uh Tik Tok was almost last. place with me so yeah but I don't I. don't focus on my Tik to I focus on cash. and Kate see mine might have been above. yours I don't really remember no. definitely not it guys let's just stop. fighting about views this is just for. fun okay yeah I don't care about the. views it's all for fun in games until. like our views drop and then you know we. have to go I don't care about the vi I. about you guys to go back to corporate. yeah. uh birth is tomorrow madx backton oh.
wait really yeah Maverick and him have. the same birthday it's Maverick's. birthday tomorrow by the way birthday is. tomorrow honestly this podcast is going. to come out later but Maverick's. birthday is December 17th wow that was. wrong oh my God just shows you you you. mean what did you mean that first of all. you know wait wait so first off what day. do you think it is. today it's tomorrow what the freak are. y'all telling are y'all trying to troll. me what you we can't read either okay.
it's the 12th and you said you said my. birthday is the 17th 13th you said I. said 13th please please go watch. yourself back don't watch that back I. might be right now okay well IIT in my. head the 13th because every time the. year comes around how I remember. Maverick's birthday is there's a scary. movie called something the 13th yeah and. that's how you sometimes end up saying. the. 17 and so I always remember the 13th. because I get confused if it's the 13th.
or the. 14th get confused on when my birthday. and our anniversary is hey I know it now. you do. you yes you know it it is. June oh 25th oh is our anniversary and. June 23rd is your. birthday that was a good try no that's. it that's it stop cing stop cing she's. troll she's troll guys we need to get. the kgro twins or the cgro sisters on. here that's what I'm saying is that. right I've been saying that all yes I am.
yeah I have up on it now yeah just. accept you L the the the triplets kind. of Y these girls yep girl guys they're. popping they're all like identical bro. oh is it the girls with the really curly. hair yeah I think we did when is cash. and Kate's anniversary you chatt it with. him ain't no way homeboy Googling his. own anniversary well do you want to just. it was probably November 1st who what. that's sad yes cash you were right are. you like in some cheer mood today I was. right I was right so everybody. yes we what do you mean you've been in.
jail what she said I've been in jail. they told yall no no not y'all you. sweetheart you're on the podcast too. they told you know too what did they say. were like absolutely not uh well so far. um you know no one likes us in the. internet World apparently we ask a bunch. of people to come on our podcast and. they say no we're good just know that. all of the creators that you guys want. to see are politely declining so that's. bro all of them man I out to multiple.
them like hey man they text me like hey. what's up that's not true I'm like you. want to come on my podcast they're like. unfollow that's not true they come on. who M who the freak comes on our podcast. we just live in Dallas so most people. don't want to travel F I'm the sister's. biggest fans I'm not even kidding but. what M they they got to what do you mean. that you're their biggest fan hold on. cash put a pin in that I went through. your YouTube history when you were here. the other day and you definitely did not. have any of their videos you should go. on my guest um my guests went on my TV. cuz I don't have my phone anymore you.
watch YouTube on TV yes cuz I don't have. my phone anymore oh wait actually you. know the majority of our audience uh. watches YouTube on TV oh my gosh that's. so fun and actually the majority of our. audience that watches this don't. subscribe to us so wow what's up with. that man that back you should subscribe. are you guys watching this on your TV in. the living room right now with your like. Mom making dinner and she lowkey hates. the sound of our voices if so I'll take. mebs what and spaghetti okay that's no I. watch it in my room alone oh that's even. sad you should have just said with your. mom yeah I wonder how many parents like.
lowkey hate the sound of our voices dude. I mean I know a lot of people hate the. sound of mine heck I hate the sound of. mine yeah I read the comments man yeah I. listen back to the podcast and I ask. every time I'm like Kate why do I sound. like a cartoon character he well he. makes He makes himself sound like that. on purpose yeah you're always like C. like the second a camera turns on he he. feels like he has to talk like a. squirrel no if I'm trying to do my. cartoon voice I'd be like H guys I don't. really know if I should do that but I. don't do that I just talk normal like. this wait you have a cartoon voice what.
in your free time are you a cartoon what. what do you mean everybody knows I have. a cartoon. voice yeah he talks in it unironically a. little bit too much honestly I can't. tell a part his cash voice and his. cartoon voice yeah when we're when we're. lay in bed I'm like hey. babe and then what happens nothing that. is worse than Baby Bo and she sits up. and gets out of bed are you going to. plant anything then I sleep on the couch. what what's the potting soil for all the. plant don't ask me my pots for M okay.
yes sir don't ask questions can you sell. me some of that pot no they're not for. sale Harper I'm sorry that was that was. not okay I'm sorry it was not you can't. just take a man I'm sorry that was not. okay I'm not a bad kid like. that what are you laughing at Kate oh my. gosh she she's laughing at the word pot. it's not that funny it's. not it's kind of. funny nobody's laughing now. hey we should talk on our most mod you.
know what oh sorry I didn't mean to. interrupt you interrupted me yeah I did. but I didn't mean to so pretty messed up. do that you're still interrupting and. you're supposed to say it's okay it's. okay um basically we should talk in our. most monot tone voices so we can see if. they like it better like Nara Smith yeah. like let's have like a whole monotone. voice um like a whole conversation where. we just talk like that that sounds. extremely boring no just like a little M. when you talk like that like people. would fall people people are going to. fall asleep to our voices like this I.
really don't think people should be. listening to this why are you like I. don't think they should either because. you're ruining I don't he tries to talk. monotone he's like. guys okay go back to being monotone. everybody we're putting h no it sounds. creepy guys tell. I'm I almost had coffee up my nose. it was supposed to be as guys I'm being.
serious um just plant the pot in the in. the mulch or the fertilizer more pot. jokes man you have an Obion with my pot. man listen you're not talking monotone. yes I am I'm talking monotone you're. talking higher than me I'm yeah and. she's a 15-year-old girl so. like at the bare minimum please just m. her voice think there's presents in. those those presents but man it is a. christm tree I was just wondering what. you're doing with all those and those. weed no I I plucked all the weeds out M.
there's no weed in there there's no. weeds in here listen that's good it's. good you are you going to don't say. whatever you're going to say just don't. say. it I won't I don't know why everybody's. looking at me like I'm about to do. something is it real I don't know why. everybody's looking at me like I'm about. to do something talks to we don't have. to whisper to be monor yeah is that a. we're not whispering is that a present I. think cash is Whispering I'm done I. don't know how to talk monop guys just.
talk like mon like. this now okay it sounds like an annoying. Library k think about that one chick. what's that one chick that her whole. podcast is like this Bobby Bobby that. was it modern Bobby alov who's the. podcast that talked bad about us what. who's the podcast that talked bad about. us don't shout them out it was the yard. okay there is yeah they talk bad about. us they literally just talked about us.
and for some. reason the one guy was definitely mad. that we get more views than him I can. defin I think he's a little salty that's. why he to insult us so we never got. insulted in the whole thing he literally. I don't know what you're talking about. you must I a. freak no you're a nice guy I'd like to. think so yeah you're a freak show did. you know that that's your line in in the. song What line in the. song did you just is that the same gumy. swallow hey guys back to. no you just killed the monotone VI when.
you spit your gum out on the don't put. that back in your mouth you seriously. not know that's your line cash what line. everybody thinks that I am a freak but. I'm actually fine that's your line oh. yeah guys we're dropping a new song soon. you should do it in the Cartman voice so. every. [Music]. everybody I'm going to sing why are youc. because I love why did he slap his box. like he was on a horse getting ready to. take off listen we're dropping. I don't know if you guys know but we.
have a song already out that's called. podcast rock rock no it's called Rock. away you don't even know the name of we. have a song she didn't know it either we. have a song that has already dropped. called Rock away but we're making an. actual official version of it so we're. kind of like in the middle of writing my. verse right now um because it's actually. I already wrote it for you so yeah but. I'm probably not going to use your. writing mine's got to be M writing you. probably are because we're running out. of time filing the video my is going to. go something like this. uh you have to keep the same Cadence as.
Kate Kate's verse and how does your. verse go I've never heard M I haven't. heard thinks my husband is mean but he's. actually. nice I'm not insecure about my weight. but I think I have lies something like. that yes I don't know I haven't heard it. on the news song yet I think she weighs. a lot it's just her. thighs. what what did you say. I think you should add it to the song is.
that good I don't know what you said I. just heard it's just. surprise I don't know man something. about everyone thinks she weighs a lot. but it's actually her thighs or. something like just just call her Kate. thunder thighs like a like a super. yearold can you change your ID name to. that. please what that' be funny thunder. thighs I'll change mine to that I'll. change my ig handle Thunder thigh now. youon I wish I could do that cash.
Thunder. cash that'll take your verification I. wish I would have branded like that for. the last seven years just when people. see oh my gosh it's thunder. thighs they'd be severely disappointed. in person they be pointing me out in. public like I don't see nobody. thund it's a thunder th. guy boom boom.
boom What's My Line yeah M have you. written kiny verse yet yeah yeah. Kinsey's verse is it's like I used to. work at. 7 now I'm dancing in. heaven not that was pretty good gu uh it. was oh something. like what's your line to start with it's. I'm just a small I'm just a small be. something like I'm just a small. I didn't know I.
sing yours is like got to get my coffee. and then it's like uh I'll put in my. small bean and it's hard she. says just pour coffee on it I got to get. my coffee and then it's something and. then you're like huh coffee that's not. funny I don't know it's something I. can't remember it's a funny thing and. then you're like I was something late to. the the party what this doesn't sound. funny at all you got to be more humorous. you got red funny verse. Man please stop touching your mic man.
it's going to fall out I have to push it. in every once. while that's the biggest cap I've ever. heard in my life you see it it's Thunder. thigh you can hear him booming from. Miles boom boom. boom I feel like we're ultimate brain. rot at the moment what Kate you say that. like five times in episode Kate learned. a new word and now she uses it all the. time she's like I'm j z this is brain R. that's what I thought at first I was. like I M something and I like highly.
embarrassing they like brain lot R we. used the. word everybody people have been flooding. comments with this pmo and I didn't know. it either and it's I did realize that. it's bad what's pmo oh am I allow to say. that you already said it I I don't know. bad word well if that Kate doesn't like. it I mean I. don't but like is it a bad word or am I. just like it'll probably get bleep so. wait back to Pi what is pi. uh Pi no no private.
investigator no no no no not Pi I didn't. mean that the thing you guys were saying. what is pmo so it's either put me on or. the thing I just said bad word me off. and um what's it called put me off P me. off oh that's in our comment section. yeah people say that often about us well. how do how do you know how do you know. it's not put me on they put me on I. always put a crowny face at the end of. it oh man it's definitely on Instagram. real what's on Instagram reals are so. terrible but um if anybody wants to go.
for a guy in my school they're like bro. put pmo like put me on oh I'm like I'm. like uh just say it in all words please. I don't like wait what Harper you said. you like abbreviated. something I don't remember what was it I. don't remember oh wow Kate that's okay. wow very nonchalant of. you all right I'm going to plant my. stuff now thank you I've been waiting. all episode. why do you turn the camera every time.
wait on because people like to see it. Kenzie I'm not sure they. do you got I'm going to plant the. Christmas. tree did you take the wrapping off there. we go my Christmas tree is planted yeah. that Christmas tree is going nowhere my. friend can we get a nice zoom in on that. baby you left the wrapping paper on bud. no you leave it on did you get all that. dirt from the park down the. street where'd you get the dirt that on. your Christmas tree and your new joggers. don't worry it'll grow it's not going to.
grow I'm fertilizing it right now oh my. gosh that's. disgusting Cas I want to see cash poop. on the podcast I said that too I said. can we please get me a toilet and I can. actually in the in the episode y'all. won't know when it happens you'll just. hear and then you'll hear the. smell you'll smell this smell you hear. this SM oh my God no cash would never. he's such a baby when it comes to his. bathroom time. what he's like I'm a baby when it comes.
to my bathroom time cuz I'm trying to. poop and Kate's like let me see let me. see I did not say that I one time I. tried to open the door while he was. pooping and he lost his mind and now I'm. like why are you being so like freaked. out who want someone to open the door. when they're in this position with their. pants down obviously you're going to be. like it's not it's a vulnerable position. like that is a horrible position for. anyone to see you in there's positions. Kate cannot see me in one is on the.
toilet and the second one is when I'm. fetal positioned in the shower cuz. that's just not manly and no one can see. me like that and also the third one. which I felt today when I was getting my. haircut I had all the little hair dye. thingies in my hair and I was walking to. the bathroom and I was like what the. heck am I doing I looked around it was. just all women and I had like hair foils. and going to a bathroom and I was like I. was like wow this is the least famous I. felt in my entire you got to stop dying. your hair man I know that that almost.
did it for me right there right I've. been trying to get him to I've been. saying you should just like go back. wants me to go back to my natural I'm. not doing that he he's convinced that. he's going to look so bad with brown. hair even though that's what you were. literally born with yeah I'm looking at. all you guys' brown hair and it's not. convincing me so are you kidding me I. look amazing yeah that looks good yeah. yeah you didn't look good at blonde hair. what we had the same hair my friend no. everybody can admit and you all look. like the same everybody can admit I I. pulled off blonde better but I think you. pull off Brown better map so that's why. I'm giving it to you oh oh thank you.
I'll just keep it forever keep dyeing. your hair girl I mean man you're lucky. because your hair is all natural I have. to go artificial yeah and it's not good. it's not good no one likes fish well. talking about pooping um I literally. found there was a guy that was was you. found a guy pooping no no no there yeah. wait hold up how in the world is this. speaking of pooping I found a guy no no. there there is a he hold your hand while. you poop no there is a burger oh my gosh. imagine oh my go that's a great Tik Tok. idea I'm going to film that I'm going to.
go to the Stalls and try to hold guys. hands while we poop and I'm going to be. like hey can you hold my hand I get a. little nervous hold your hand I bet they. will no they won't I'm writing that down. you're going to get that one odd guy. who's like oh I'm a man's man and. they're like okay bro I got you nope. yeah yeah I got you bro I got you film. Tik Tok of me asking guy install if he. will hold my hand before this Tik to. gets filmed someone's going to watch. this and it's going to be every it's. going to be like a trend there's going. to be kids in school like hold hand FR. of the thing that's so gross disgusting.
that's like disgusting I so like in high. school yeah you could do that but like. AMC Theater just going to the stall I. mean no trust at Walmart you can those. stalls are weird do Walmart stalls that. Walmart on the toilet in Walmart dude. the Walmart is when I heard the loudest. poop of my entire life not kiding and I. was miked up we in the middle of a shoot. I was wired up man and I go to the. bathroom and I noticed my mic was on and. I was like I'll be silent people hear. and the guy next to me no it wasn't mine.
it was him I had my mic on so I was like. the editors don't know that though no I. had my headphones on I was holding the. camera headphones broke I broke and I. was like my mic Su so I'll just be I'll. do a silent poop and I was like and the. guy next to me I'm not kidding I've. never heard anything like it in my life. it was. just I was like oh man I just caught you. on video no I'm serious you guys ever. heard like a tornado siren that's what. this thing sound like it said I'm all. off you know what also did I finally. heard Kate drop a big one yesterday.
she's in the bathroom normally she. always plays music been waiting for this. wait she plays music every time she go. the bathroom she plays music so I don't. hear her poop no and she she wonders why. I don't want her walking in on me I'm. going to make them uncomfortable if. you're making me uncomfortable I'm going. to make you uncomfortable no no no hold. on she's pooping and she plays music. this time she on my period And when. you're on your. period when you're on your period it's. like a known thing that like your. hormones change and you literally like. you either can't poop or you poop way.
too much a lot so continue well I know. which one you had let me tell you it was. option number two. baby listen she always plays music I've. never heard her poop didn't look like. your flower fot yes dude no I just heard. you know how you hear like this noise. right here he's. exaggerating it was that it was. just and then like two seconds stop I. thought someone broke in the house I was. like J I'm so sorry he's saying this.
you're exaggerating this so much I'm not. and you know I'm not a little EO she. knows I'm not. exaggerating unfortunately no wait no. unfortunately I did hear it up here it's. true why were you playing my heart. stopped and I was like what was that and. then I hired it again it happened twice. she goes then the second one was like it. was like this it was you're so. dramatic you were so. and I Lally said I was like dang K and.
she was like stop it please no you're I. ran downstairs I was like earthquake. there earthquake cash is like no we're. fine fine no you're so dramatic am I. dramatic Kate look at the audience in. the eyes in right now and tell them that. did not happen that did not happen he's. exaggerating it that that's tap what. makes the noise come out of your like. out of your butt like it's the air just. getting fully just from your thunder. cheeks yeah my thunder thighs thunder. thighs no your thunder cheeks that's.
what the earthquake actually was it was. thunder thighs walking. around that's so mean I need to water my. privacy I have to wait till everyone. goes to bed because if not there I'll. just sitting here right outside my. bathroom door and why don't you just. play. music yeah that'll help clearly it. doesn't well you just can't play a quiet. song you were playing a quiet song no. she wasn't playing any song she She was. risky and then I I heard it all from.
that I'm going to go water my plant now. what oh go mid podcast on it Kate was. like no no that's just the song actually. I'm going to water in a minute what. what okay that was very like I'm g go. water I play no never mind I just. changed my mind continue okay um well. Harper hey if you ever need to come use. our bathroom you can when he's upstairs. she doesn't even let cash use the. bathroom so I really appreciate that or. that one but that's Chase's I guess what.
no oh that's that bathroom yeah bathroom. no one wants to poop in that bathroom is. that where you poop when you're here. I've actually never pooped at y'all's. house I get too scared really no we have. some good toilets you should try them no. we don't they're so weak man when I drop. a big one I'm nervous if I'm going to. have to push it down or just going to go. down all yall know what I'm talking. about because our water pressure is love. what do you mean what are you talking. about wait no something happened today. did y'all notice that I turned on the. kitchen sink and it was like trickling. water that's time to time listen what.
are you talking about we have low water. pressure man every time you push the. toilet you got to pray you don't got to. get the plung are you kidding me the. toilet is the same amount of water. pressure every time no no no m i he's. thinking of our bathroom uh the like. guest bathroom downstairs is always. consistent but the one in our bathroom. is like very inconsistent why don't you. just adjust it so it has more water well. that's not a me. job are you okay scratching I mean I'm. sitting on the pl KY so no not really I. mean it's kind of very uncomfortable. what about that man I don't.
remember not great I'm get oh I remember. oh yay at the beginning you were talking. about doing some cheer stunt yes so you. want to go cash stop I'm fixing the. plant I'm not peeing I'm fixing the. plant I can hear it I can hear I just. got to fix the plant do not pee cash I'm. not peeing cash that's disgusting I. really have to pee me too that's just. that's just soil it's not the fertilizer. don't worry. what are you just fertilizing you just. laying eggs down there what are your.
eggs. named Robin that's a horrible name. imagine you named well never mind what. if your mom's name was Robin I know lots. of Robin name Robin I know lots of I got. two Robins I had a babysitter named. Robin Robin who Robin in the hood Robin. you okay well that's uh not on my baby. name list that's for sure. slick Robin you're so slick Robin Harper.
let's hear your baby name. list uh okay Michael you guys are so. dead wait wait you actually have get. some action up in here man I'm so tired. of this podcast is being dead I hope you. yeah fre yeah oh I just washed my hair. don't get dirt in my hair yeah come on. get a nice I know but I need to put my. gum somewhere fine I'll do it. [Applause]. let's get some action in here.
cash. no it's about to get crazy what sit down. now why would I do that when you look. angry at me sit down I'm smiling I'm not. doing that I'm okay why are you mad I. why mad stopped over my coffee cup and I. just washed my hair and everyone knows. you don't mess with a girls freshly. washed hair o everyone knows that Sor. this is still attacked so it need thrown. again what what I want to throw.
[Laughter]. it oh my. god oh no oh no why did you stop me I. don't know cuz now I'm covered in dirt I. don't know why you hated me that that. was pretty stupid dude I'm covered in. dirt I just got my hair was oh I am a. dirty boy. oh. no what are you.
doing wait you know those movies where. they like and they knock down the door. yeah let's do that ready you hold. the hey why is it wet down there it's. dir in my ear man bro you said we throw. plants around yeah not at me throw it at. the. wall okay oh I like that hey my tree. grew no I didn't I told y'all my tree.
would grow your tree grew up to be a big. old tree wait hold ont everywhere hey um. if you guys are still watching Kate's. gone cash is uh I me trying to plant a. fake. tree Harper's gone and kidy is uh try to. clean up this thing went to chaos so. quickly man you know kids you tell me. the other day she said this place is not. a place that we can have children sit on. children would love this place man as a.
child I would be so happy here so would. be oh no you cannot adopt children and. have them come into a house like this. are you kidding me that supposed to be. if you're a kid up for adoption and you. want to come here let us know. okay I'm looking to adopt a speaking. child speaking what does that mean that. means they can't be an infant KY that. means they have to be able to speak. what's that supposed to mean infant. speak no they no they don't they speak.
whale welcome back Kate here I'll clear. off a spot for you okay come back in I. have so much dirt inside my hoodie it's. not even. funny tree grew hey that's a. tree oh yeah baby sit on top of the pole. or the the branch oh my hands are dirty. you okay what happened when I was gone. please well you see what happened was oh. my gosh look at all that dirt that's. stuck up there this is not a good idea. I'm going to jump on the tree with my. buto this is not happening move the mic.
ready I'm ready that whole side of the. room clear out I don't know what the. heck you're doing move your mic oh no. everything's breaking all right. three. two who's ready I'm ready let me video. Let Me. video this is a bad idea oh yeah come on. SpongeBob I'm about to make a name for. myself. I got my handle thunder thighs after. this one ready.
three two I don't think you've thought. this that's kind of scary Kenzie pardon. me if I take a second okay I really. don't think you've thought this through. cash I have it Ma yeah you want to take. it through with me yeah okay so right. now if you jump on that it's going up. your. butt I through bad idea yeah I'm going. to be impaled yeah like Olaf just. straight impaled you here we go 3 2. [Music].
1 that was really. stupid what an. idiot. dude dude you broke your tree okay I'm. bleeding and the J you broke the the TV. hey why would you hit a man down kidy. I'm actually. bleeding we just bought that TV so dirt. on. it no no it's sharp everything's sharp.
there please there might. be that's. it we just got our house clean our house. just got clean today fine. Kate look at his back look at his back. you see his back his back was so man. just shook like a dog. oh unfortunately we on the podcast which. means I cannot help you. kiny you threw dirt on.
him yout on me I'll on I unfortunately. I'm just going to watch this happen I'll. take you I really have to know how this. my hair I justed my someone is going to. get hurt oh please don't be. me hey guys over. [Music]. there this is really bad um it appears. cash is on angry rant to get all the. girls dirty stain my. clothes says he's going to stain her.
clothes she is threatening with their. marriage don't stain my clothes he knows. if he stains her clothes he's going to. be in deep trouble all right Kate looks. like he's not backing down I'm going to. tell you. something it appears the triplets have. the upper hand as he is taking a. seat I'm going to offer forgiveness you. should Kenzie I swear they do sa you. should tell me you're sorry okay I'm.
sorry she's laughing sit down sit down. or I throw the. dirt okay you're asking for it oh sit. down why sit down do you ask questions. when the man has the. dirt hey why are we sitting down next to. the host okay so maybe we should sit. down somewhere else Alex are our mic. plugged in yeah he has no idea that's. great hey. hey we don't have a vacuum that can. clean this did you know that we better.
get one oh. no what K can we see your back I think. we're done with the. show not done with the showen to does my. back have anything on it dirt my hair. unfortunately you threw dirt on him. after he just got my it's bleeding I. didn't make you throw dirt on him hey. can somebody speak to me cuz I can't. trust Harper what's on my back your back. is fine all red you got to scratch. you're fine oh my God K I didn't throw. the dirt at you why you have an attitude. cuz our house just got clean today I.
just wanted to talk about baby names our. house just got clean today and she. willon be back for like now over a month. listen I what I'm listening I don't the. segregation here man like look at. everyone over there looking at me I. don't understand why does everybody. looks so mad besides M the more I think. about your line in the song it's just. better what line I'm just a freak I'm. everybody thinks that I am a freak but.
I'm actually fine no I just don't get it. you're ostracized from the group and. that's okay yeah why am I an outcast I. don't understand to be honest it's the. haircut we don't let you. H I understand I if I don't talk it's. just well we're going to talk about our. baby names so I made it interesting. threw some dirt around everybody gets. dirty from now and now now and then so I. don't understand why everyone's Kate's. mad I've kept the show everyone else is.
kind of laughing without me there'd be. no no audio Yeah M we appreciate our. Audio Only listeners are very thankful. all right Kate you can come sit down I'm. not sitting down over there yeah no why. dirt all over that chair oh my gosh are. you allergic like what's going on I. don't understand I'm wearing white. clothes cash they're going to get. stained those are great they're not. going to get stained they're great. what's great how do you know brown stuff. is going to stay them. Kate what okay I think she's left skin. marks.
before. okay cuz she seems to have a rational. feel fear of something brown getting on. her clothes oh rash I see what you did. there um listen listen I think we can. calm down right now every all let's. you're right M let's just go over our. baby names okay dude that that can't be. the thumbnail I'm sorry what what backs. cashbacks got hurt no my back got hurt. yeah he's a big. bag cash is a big bag but it got scarred.
cash is back with a big. bag cash got a big back with a big M. cash got a tree stuck up something that. be a good. thumnail I a tree suck up my butt like. what that's a good thumbnail you with. the tree suck hey can somebody at least. like sit right there so we can like the. mics going yeah we need mics you want to. sit in the flow pot uh unfortunately. Kate you're going to need to stay to me. now that was unnecessary no you know. what I learned from these situations.
Kenzie the only way to win is to. threaten. Kate no if now that is unfortunate. cash basically oh wait that's not sorry. I'm Gonna Roll With It yeah he did he. did I'm. sorry you're ruin everything oh oh no. like if you're going to if you were. planning on throwing dirt on someone. during an episode at least say hey maybe. don't wear white clothes like well I'm.
going to be just the arbitrator here he. wasn't planning on throwing the dirt you. guys were just incredibly boring so he. had to throw the dirt and they're. gray they're they're stained stained yes. I have dirt all over my pants now. they're going to be stained I've seen. you get blue stuff out of a white carpet. yeah we're all I don't want to have to. do that I don't want to have to get dirt. out of my clothes because you decided to. throw dirt on me when I'm wearing white. clothes Jesus can get stains out of.
anything he's we're all Washed by the. blood oh Jesus Christ he's got facts man. there you go you don't have a. mic oh man I mean this is catastrophic. oh my god dude this is like one of the. worst things that ever happened landed. everywhere oh my phone dirt everywhere. yeah there's dirt everywhere but hey. guys happy Vibes happy Vibes I hope we. have more m. and like our house just got cleaned and. we don't have a vacuum that can clean.
this up and are we rolling on all audio. actually we're rolling I didn't mess up. any of the mics that's actually. impeccable yeah we. [Music]. uh okay so my kid's name is going to be. x no it's not yeah you can't take Elon. mus kid name I didn't wait what that's. his kid's name his kid's name is X yeah. like the vehicle I I don't know oh heck. no what so no his name is not X why not.
why can't one kid's name be x the letter. X yeah let's actually go over our kids. names cuz we all know you ain't naming. your kidex fine butc good ones okay I'll. go first my kid's name will be Rock we. haven't talked no bull crap take that. off your list no it's on my list you. just took my phone my. wallet hey you don't even have a list I. do he just made it up I do have a list. I'm naming my kid rocking he knows that. what are you talking about like the. raccoon yes I was watching Guardians of. the Galaxy and I was like I like the.
name rocket I want to name my kid rocket. and ever since that Maverick has been. trying to steal the name from me. rocket look at this um where is oh you. actually have baby names Rockets yeah I. actually have baby names and Rocket's on. here somewhere like he has baby names. from a year ago yeah and there's rocket. congratulations a year ago you can't. handle nothing I got it all figured out. you know what else I got what do you. mean I'll pull up my baby name list and.
Rocket's going to be on there before. your name two boys rocket and Jet that's. both of my baby names and he know he. stole Jet and Rocket he's trying he's. trying to make me mad right now and jet. and Rocket are going to be my two kids. because I wanted to name my kid Cash. Money Baker but K didn't want that so my. kids name are going to be rocket and jet. and they're going to be twin boys false. yeah but how how how do you know they're. going to be twin boys because what if. they're twin girls just one girl or one. boy then it'll be a rock triplets oh um.
Kate what would you do if you pregnant. with. triplets uh I probably would give birth. to triplets that's usually what happens. after after that no I know but like just. like imagine uh that would be kind ofra. three times the normal pain of pregnancy. yeah imagine giving birth and you're. like all right two more times here we go. oh all right here's my baby names first. we have Captain what but you'll call him. cap. that's not happening please do not name. your kid Captain we have Captain but you. call him cap might as well call him.
President we also have Thor do you like. Marvel or something what rocking Thor I. never even realized that they just got. cool names dude. axe axe I don't like that I'm sorry like. the body spray no that would be that. would be a sin to name your kid after. the body spray you did no after like. Hatchet like Axel ax then we have ice.
ice dude from Top Gun if. I with like like still there's not been. one name that you that there's not been. one feasible name on that list Jet and. Rocket are feasible names that's POS. yeah because you said we could name our. son rocket and Jet I Don't Love Rocket. but I like but I like Jet Jet is cute I. do like jet I don't like rocket but like. I I'm I'm not even pregnant right now so. I'm just not going to argue it right now. all right K well we can make a deal you. can name all the girls and I'll Name all. the males Shake on cuz you're going to. you have all females cash then you know.
what that's my loss so Shake no I'm not. shaking on that come on I'm not y'all. witnessed it here first folks I'm not. shaking all right I'm almost done uhuh. Jet and Rocket yes you've already said. that yeah but that was the next on my. list then we got FaZe you're not naming. your baby FaZe right I don't know it's. kind of a good name you. could toer then the next baby name. topper I like topper no you don't topper. you don't love me what do you remember.
that I like topper lowkey or like like I. like that name like topper who votes. they should name their kid topper I'm H. who kid your kid I a nam my kid after an. evil villain is how do you know okay my. next name is comrad I Conrad Conrad you. said comrad com oh Conrad no comrade. like a fellow peer comrade any one of. those buttons are. what would unfortunately if y'all name. your baby that I would not use that I'm.
gonna have to change the name. legally okay the next one on my list is. Commander dude can you stop with the. military like levels okay what do you. mean that's a real name command command. you're like major Captain uh Cadet all I. know is if you walk in and you're like. what's all your boys names and it's. Captain commander and Rocket I mean dude. that's sick yeah like oh the dad named. them yeah no no what if your they like. dude is the dad like jacked no they're.
going to no they're going to look at you. they're going to be like no he bleaches. his. hair and a salon full of girls and I got. two more RAM like the truck please do. not name your son Ram hey Ram come over. here I could that's like giving Mater. energy from that's like a dog I know Ram. H. Ram I'm call and the last one I have and. I don't really want to name my kid this. but this is just the only one that Kate. was like okay with besides jet oh this. better be good please be good oh wait.
wait I don't know what it is but I I may. 100% still not like it he could have. just been like up my butt this night. trying to get me to agree to this and I. was like. fine okay it's Dash can you cut that. wait what did he say yeah let's cut we. cut that Ain no way we just cut that you. got cut but she's the one who lowkey. said it what you say bleep it don't cut. that bleep it Alex it needs to be cut no. ble Alex is more scared of her yeah. that's bull crap scared of a woman it's.
dash dash dash 50 Y dash like from. Incredibles Dash no we actually we knew. a kid named Dash and he was the cutest. little thing I was like a there's lots. of kids named Dash that's why I don't. want to use the name you got to be. unique I'm not naming name your kid. unique oh that could be a good one I'm. tired of the hate on me who else got. names I got lots of names that are. fantastic if I do say so myself should. let one of girls go I'll go okay fine. well you don't he what's your baby names. all right. ready is my name on there I'm finding no.
it is I saw my name on there no it's not. I mean my name's got to be on a lot ofab. wa so do you want sorry do you want boy. names or uh what just go back and forth. okay um then let me hold on Harper do. y'all think y''s mics are going to Echo. right there really stressing but we're. all right ready for here I can go sit on. the PO all this up the dirt I'm super. stressed we clean don't worry baby I'm I. don't know if it will be. clean this is actually a comfy seat.
reminds me of when we used to be. homeless man I know sitting on the dirt. that was rough on the curb sitting on. the dirt no no no. where's aplo move my Apollo Apollo. Apollo that kid def you can't even. pronounce your own kid name Apollo you. mean embarrassing like the like the ship. that exploded the failure launch uh Kai. Nova Nova's on mine Nova's on mine I. like Nova yeah Nova what Nova Thea yeah.
thanks what's on your finger someone. named that who name I uh I heard it I. could see that yeah it got hurt yeah my. my finger is bleeding and people threw. dirt at it and now it's clogged with. dirt hey man don't complain. about Dre Dre sorry it's just when you. sit in the seat it just feels like I. should be a Ben you. know uh Sutton Sutton for a girl su's. cute like a little button button Sutton. button what is Sutton isn't Sutton what. you get from sheep no that's mutton.
mutton um but is it suton iy's pretty oh. man there's actual D in my belly button. you want more dude you think you could. grow a plant out of your belly button. heck yeah man try it let's save the. planet with your little belly butt okay. Harper keep going oh harlo wait oh be. quiet we're playing saor sailor's cute I. like sailor Elana. um Aspen Aspen's cute Cove Sage M you're.
going to destroy the you're going to. destroy the plant Harper is on the list. um on your own list yes you want to name. the kid after yourself I know I'm not. having a kid are you he we reading she's. reading them off of. Google weird guys what hey how about uh. Diego Diego dieo goo are you just. reading baby names off Google yeah no. that's what you're doing wow OB. obob hey Aston if you're reading them.
off Google this isn't fun that's give me. my give me my phone I have really good. names please Harrison Lando lger miles. husky husky husky okay y'all ready for. this. yeah Bobby Jack Smith no no no Bobby. Jack Smith where where did you get that. name it just sounds like a name like hey. Bobby Jack Smith I know where we got it. it's whenever we were at my grandma's. house and she was telling a story about. this guy at that lives in the town that. I live in and she was like oh yeah Bobby.
jacksmith and blah blah blah and I was. like Bobby Jacks Smith and M was like. Bobby jacksmith is a funny name man. imagine cash had a kid named Bobby. jacksmith is that Bobby Jack Smith with. his head in the dirt yep okay uh next is. Ransom no one likes Ransom it's okay be. a laughing stu okay okay Wraith Rafe I. like that thank you stop watching I like. ra I love okay okay okay not like him as.
Leonardo Leo I get behind that Leonardo. is a cute guy like the out wait wait. wait wait wait guys please I got it wait. okay she just she just farted on your. face I'm going to have to take that okay. that's disgusting okay dude you have. planted a tree in your belly. button this might be a new level of. Consciousness oh freck and it smells. okay uh next on my list is no it doesn't.
Percy. Leonardo do we like Percy my favor do we. like Leonardo and Percy is my favorite I. get behind Percy okay um what about. Atlas I don't love it storm no storm. could be a girl no storm no storm think. you're C okay what about if I had two. boys and I named them Red and Blue Dude. That's fire man oh my gosh thank you dud. red is a name and blue is a name I have. a crush name. red see no he'll have crushes there's.
there's this uh twin boys where I used. to live and their mom didn't know what. to name them so she named them things. off the hospital menu and just never. Chang their name and it's orangelo and I. forgot how to say the other orangelo. though orange Jello orange jell orangelo. oh my gosh she put that on their birth. certificate she must have been. I know another. guy and his mom didn't know it to name.
him so on the birth certificate she just. wrote baby and so when a sub came they'd. be like is baby here and he'd be like. but that's not why everybody called him. but baby okay I also got I also got. Banks Banks is cute I like I can't have. FaZe and you have Banks I mean that. would just be crazy FaZe Banks would. love us dude uh let's see we got church. church church no no absolutely I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Montana sorry for a girl yeah yeah yeah. uh I also got this for a girl um my.
favorite is Rafe Rafe Rafe is great uh. Echo okay they they'll be like a how. long is this. list somebody else Indy Indie May Indie. May is cute the fact that M has put more. thought no no there is more thought than. mine but it's I guess it's my turn. there's a girl there's a girl at my. school that named her kid Nova hey she's. 15 Kate yes or 16 17 I'm just letting. you know if your names are good and I do.
have a kid before you I will St your. name yeah oh he will okay we we know. that no you stole my name Ro don't me. started okay I I saw it in the movie. theaters and I thought of it right there. go he's original I I I'll share my baby. names with you guys okay if you beg I. beg please before the baby's born yeah. yes wait you're going to tell us the. baby's name before it's. born the possibilities yeah oh my.
goodness no um I I don't know I've. thought about that how like if we would. if I'd want to like say the name like. touch your stomach can I just get a. glimpse of what it's going to be like. touch your stomach and tell me the. baby's name oh yeah I got you man. okay practice cash Kate cash so what are. you going to name the baby oh K you got. to look fatter come on sit up here can. you put this under you you got to look.
fatter put that under your shirt oh not. the dirt not the dirt no no. what that doesn't really look that. pregnant you need a there we go just. don't do that at all it's okay all right. hey so what are you guys going to name. the baby all right we are going to be. naming we're going to be naming our. baby Maverick no Harper never KY no well. hurry up all right tell me the name our. baby's name will be baby Rocket Baby.
grank Baby Rocket Baby gr no yeah it. doesn't really hit maybe I shouldn't go. with rocket what okay okay how about. this one we're going to be naming our. baby there's two babies Oh yes there is. two baby jet that hit that hit yeah B. jet it's just such a boring name I do. like jet I think jet is so cute jet jet. jet. oh in the baby room you can have like. little airplanes all around on the. that'd be cute airplanes yeah and it's.
little Basset okay yeah and then our. baby will be Bobby jacksmith. okay d i I hope belly buttons can't get. infected man dude cuz yours is good okay. cash doesn't like my baby it was an open. wound at one. point he doesn't like my baby names. they're very historical no these ones. aren't actually historical was a nice. word to use they're old B buttons okay. no Kate's baby names are like old Nam my.
belly button is historical it tells a. story about me when I was born whatever. your grandma's name is that's what Kate. wants to name our baby Carol but I'm not. Hayden let's hear it I love her names. Grammy I want to hear them hear them I. think I just I don't know okay for for a. girl I like y'all are literally I'm. going to get trolled I know oh there's. no trolls in here no uh I see four I. don't see none what okay um for a girl I. like the name Beverly that's Beverly's.
cute I like that little B come here I. like Bev yeah I actually yeah you call. her Bev um I like. uh Millie I think Millie's cute you also. got to think though like little kids are. going to have to say this name so. they're going to be like Biff Biff wait. are you actually going to name Milly is. that going be the name on the birth yeah. Millie I friend her name is molena call. her yeah um I.
like sorry. be um f f is cute yeah you should name. her failen F failen okay again kids. can't say why so it's just gonna be f. f want f f i like the name golden but. then you called her gold Goldie oh. that's cute I like that yeah I actually. I don't know if we can do that why. because someone else we know is Goldie. you know Goldie no I know someone who's.
claimed that already oh our our sister. no oh no what was it Goldilocks and the. Three Bears oh she said no no stop W. release the secret come on. why okay apparently we're not allowed to. say because then the baby name is out. there. which I'm confused about because because. thought we just said the baby name yeah. so I don't really know but I'm not. allowed to say who it is okay this baby.
name Goldie um oh for for a boy I like I. like uh Wes no Wes is cute I like that. that's exactly my point it's cute it's a. boy doesn't want a cute name he's a. manly name like Commander a cute name. it's a manly name Wes is a manly. name Wes is like explosion like I can. see a girl when he's like 14 be like bro. Wes is so cute yeah.
you Wes is Wes is a good name y'all. y'all want people to have like stupid. names like no I just want them have. names that I remember so who says rocket. like something that I'd remember them by. like I think of like oh tree and I think. that time cash set on a. tree okay uh Bennett that's cute no no. please do not name the kid Bennett man. dude all the watching this that we're. naming their names and we're dog if your. name is Bennett I love you and I'm sorry. no no it's a good name it's a good name.
just not like by the time in 10 years is. they're dog on your name you can't be. offended by guys that want to name their. kids like Soldier rocking soldier. soldier soldier soldier's fire you call. him Soul anyways. uh one of the biggest cities in the. world is named Soul okay go to a Mexican. restaurant it's like Soul day we're. taking soul soul. day y you never been to Soul day jisco. no I don't know any of the words that. just came out of your. mouth I'll take.
CH trying to laugh all right keep. going uh that's it okay see you guys. next time bye it's not no pause no what. you didn't say your favorite one I'm not. saying that because if we actually do. name our kid that I don't want I don't. know if I want to say it before the. kid's born why oh my gosh are you kiding. me is a is it a p wait you're telling me. we just got your beist names yeah the. her actual favorite name we did not say.
I'm not saying okay I'll say it. no. what that's not the. name we'll bleep it right there and. we'll cut it all right. guys what it's one of those two no we. we'll we'll bleep all that and you got. to blur the mouth so people don't know. what we said thank you guys for watching. please subscribe peace Shaka what.
