Reading Each Other's Search History!

I want to see your search history. What. the how to sell a dog. I actually can't believe you searched. that. That's crazy. Give me your phone. You can't read them out loud because. unfortunately I'm going to read it. What. are you searching, Harper? Look at the. third one. What? There has to be an explanation cuz I. know you wouldn't just search this. How. to buy a baby. That's how you cannot. just buy a baby. I had to do that once. Yeah. What? You did not buy a baby. Okay. How did you get that? What the. heck? I told you we bought a baby.

[Music]. Tickets are officially on sale for our. world tour. Oh my gosh. Oh, go get your tickets at. the lolodcast.net. Yes, you guys have to hurry before they. sell out. Yes. Link is in the. description. Get your tickets. We're. going on a world tour. [Music].

What's up, low gang? Welcome back to. another podcast episode. We're going to. sell out our podcast in 19 minutes. What? We're going to sell out our. podcast live show. Podcast is already. sold out. Oh, our podcast live show. Yeah, guys, if you haven't already, make. sure you go get tickets to our Why are. you saying that? Cuz it could be. literally sold out. It could be sold out. right now. Who knows? But if it's not. sold out, if it's not sold out, you. might can go get tickets before it sells. out. link in the description because. we're going on a world tour as you. probably heard 30 seconds ago. Anyways, Kate, what are you doing? When I stop.

feeling Oh, can you Oh, let me send you. my Chipotle order. What? Can you please. stop typing? When Kate types, she. doesn't type like this cuz her nails are. so long. She types like this. Yeah, Kate. has been Actually, I don't know if we've. said this on the podcast. Kate, seriously, that like the the noises of. the the keys are driving me crazy. I uh No, go ahead. Okay. Uh, I sent you. my order. Oh, perfect. I'll Yeah, I'll. order that. Oh, you want to read it out. loud or? Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Her.

Chipotle order. She wants a bowl with. three scoops of peanut butter and then. dang. horriish and one scoop of cat meat. Got. it. What? You a three scoop type of. girl. Dang. Anyways, he's he's an idiot. He's such an idiot. What? Peanut butter. Nobody orders peanut butter. I don't. think anybody orders cat meat at. Chipotle either. Okay. I didn't hear cat. meat. All I heard was peanut butter. A. bowl with three scoops of peanut butter, then duck meat, and a horseeradish, and. then one scoop of cat meat. Okay. I.

didn't hear the rest, but he interrupted. so quick. He couldn't Okay, I sent you. my real order. No, I think that should. be your real order. No, that that's. disturbing. Anyways, like I was trying to say, seriously, I'm going to smash your. computer. I know. All I hear is But like. I was trying to say is we haven't. announced this yet. I don't think really. at all. We slightly dropped it. Did we? I don't remember. We said like one. slight thing in the pod and if you guys. caught it, but what? Go ahead, Kate. Tell them. Tell them what you're working. on. Drum roll, please. No, Kenzie,

please. I'm trying to help. No, no, no. We We're having a drum roll edited in. Yes. Okay. All right. Let's just skip. the drum roll all together now because. we've done it like five times. Okay. Ready? Are you ready? We're writing a book. [Applause]. Yeehaw, everybody. Yeah. I need a little. bit more enthusiasm. Three, two, one. We're writing a book. Yeah. Okay. Let's try that again. Three. Okay.

No. No. We're good. We are writing a. book, though. And it's it's an amazing. book so far. I can't wait to actually. read everyone else's chapter cuz I've. only got to work on mine. I'm scared. So, I'm excited to see what all y'all. put in the book. You got to explain to. them. Kate, tell them what it's about. Yeah. So, Kate's just a little keyboard. warrior over there. Listen, some somebody once told us you. guys should make a book. And I was. passionate. I said, I want to write a. book. And nobody else wanted to. You. remember who said that or Yeah. Who?

Yeah. Anyway, and everyone was like, I. don't know if we should write a book. And I was like, please, let's write a. book. And then finally, everyone was. like, okay, we'll write a book. And I've. been so excited and I've been Yeah. And. I and I came up with the name of the. book. I did. What's the name? So I kind. of named it and everybody was like, "Wow, that's the greatest name of all. time." We all came up with it at dinner. together. We were at BJ's. No. Yes. We all came. We were all trying to. come up with the idea, but then who said. the name of the book? Me. Me? What? Cash. She's trying to steal my You think.

you're a leader? What's the name of the. book? No, I think I named the book. Never mind then. What's the name of the. book? What to what? No. Nobody told her. the name of it. No. Oh, you weren't at. the meeting. Yeah, you were. Oh, wow. How embarrassing. I don't go to the. family dinners. We invite you every. time. Anyways, we finally I finally came. up with the name of the book. Uh, and we. don't know exact when is this book. dropping? In like a month or two. Within. the next couple of weeks. We are hoping. to have it all written out and ready to. be sent to an editor and to be. published. So, our goal is to have it.

out by tour, which is the middle of. June, and then sell it on tour. We will, if it's out by tour, we will be selling. copies at our live show. And yeah, it. mainly it's mainly going to depend on. like how long it takes to like uh for. people to like I don't know book. publishing and like editors and how long. that process takes. That's the main. thing. But the book is going to be. essentially just like our life story and. like little details and stories. Okay. Don't give it away yet. No, no, no. Don't give it away. No, you got to you. got to let him, you know, simmer.

You guys need to like develop questions. like what are they going to talk about. in this book? We're talking about all of. the like details, the deepest, darkest. secrets of our lives that we haven't. even said on the pod. Basically, yeah, you the book is all about it was like. the reason for the book is we talk about. so much on the pod. That's why for so. long we're against it. We're like, there's no reason to write a book like. we've said every story on the pod and. then we were like, wait a minute. A lot. of times there's stories where we go, no, we can't say that on the pod, but. that'd be really funny. Oh, we can't say. that online, but that'd be really funny.

Yeah. So, all those things we've been. storing up and just into a book. The. book's not that big. Well, it's going to. be approximately somewhere between. like two to 300 pages. So, it will be it will be a good size. book. And for those of you that are. like, "Oh man, I want to know all of the. LOL podcast's most dirty secrets, but I. don't read books." Don't worry, there. will be an audio book. And actually, I'll make you guys. a not a promise because I don't know if.

it'll be in there, but might be in. there. I'm going to be putting my. family's recipe to the famous chocolate. chip cookies. What? What? Because they. are the best. Look at my arm. Kate, you. know what' you do to your arm? Why is it all red? What do you mean? It's the same thing she does every. episode. They look like mosquito bites. She keeps scratching her arm and nobody. knows why. No, but it's going to be so cool because. the audio book like in each chapter, we. each have our own chapter and we're each. going to be reading our own chapters.

Yeah. So, think about it. You guys fall. asleep to me reading. It's going to be. like a little gossip session, honestly. Like, we're just going to be telling you. guys every thought. Oh, I don't like the. gossip. Thank you, though. Thank you, though. Well, then you don't have to read your. chapter. That's fine. Yeah, I'm really. I'm really excited. It's coming together. super well. And I I'm not going to lie. I've taken a peek at every single one of. y'all's chapters. What? What the I. thought we said we weren't peeking. No, I've been looking and there's some dirt. in there, let me tell you. What? Yeah,

y'all been letting loose. I'm putting my. true feelings on the page. Just let it. go. He is. Matt's using it like a little. diary. Honestly, you guys know how like. Matt, you're the kind of guy that would. have a diary. This is like Matt's diary. Diary. It's not a diary. A mavery. I. have diarrhea. You do? No. Okay. What. did she say? Okay. Well, I First chapter. is extra dirty. Yeah, I do. I do have. actually a diary. And one time I was. going diarrhea while I was writing my. diary. I'm not going too. Okay, you're. just making up stuff.

Hey, guess what happened to me today? If. you were to tell me 2 years ago that we. would be going on a world. tour, I would say that you are insane. I mean, this is crazy. I'm talking 30 cities, five countries, thousands of fans. I'm so nervous. [Music].

Why is this. emotional? Dude, these tickets are. literally going to sell so quick. What? Okay. I've been waiting to tell. the story. I wanted to bring it up, but. you go for it. You don't know what I'm. going to say. You got peed on it. A man, you stole my lightning. Listen, I met a. dog today. Yay. Big. Pretty decent sized.

dog. Big bladder on it. And I The dog. was so excited to see me as all of us. walked in and he was especially excited. for me. And so he was jumping all over. me and I was like, "Oh, come here you. little doggy." Pretty sure it's a sheep. Well, whatever. Her name is Dolly. Well, whatever it is, Dolly. It was jumping all over me and. it's like a pretty medium to largesized. dog. But I decide I'm going to pick it. up. So, I grow to grab it and I'm like, "Come here." And I pick it up and as. soon as I pick it up, that thing turns.

into the freaking hurricane harbor and. pees all down my leg all over my pants. Oh, heck. It was horrible. Yep. And we. laughed. And I haven't changed my pants. actually. You guys know that ride at the. water park? It's not really a ride, but. you go stand in the pool and the big. bucket fills up and then it just agree. with Oh my gosh, I hate that thing. That's what happened. I feel like I'm. drowning. No, it happened. Kate is. literally the type of kid to run away. from that. No, I was like, you know. what? I'm going to go under that. Oh, this is so embarrassing. I can't believe. this happened. Poor Kate. Did it pull.

your top down? No, it pulled my bottoms. down to my ankle, but it it flattened me. on the pavement and my swimsuit bottoms. are on my ankle and I'm just being. attacked by this waterfall. How old were you? You should file a. police report on that thing. I was like. nine. My bare butt is just out at the. water park. Imagine you're like it was. last year. No, there should be an age limit or like. restriction on how old you have to be to. stand under the water bucket at those. water bars. That's like when I would go. too. Dude, every time my pants would.

come off. What? What? What? Like, who. said that? Why y'all acting like that's weird? Everybody's pants comes off when they. do. No. Shut up. Y'all pants came off. with you, too. Okay, my pants have came. off, too. No, I wish y'all could have seen this. dog though, just spraying cash. I mean, it was I'm so serious. I haven't changed. my pants. That's insane. That's crazy. cuz you went and laid down on our bed. when you got home. That's crazy. Yeah, I. did do that. Oh, I literally took a nap. on the bed. And you literally wonder why.

I'm like, "Oh, you need to change your p. or you need to change your clothes and. take a shower before you get in bed.". Catch is so muffy. What the I decided I. need to go to the doctor because I am. way above average on sleepiness compared. to the average human. Um, same. I fall. asleep in every single class. I go to. bed at 9 and yes, I go to bed. I'm I'm. normally asleep by at least midnight and. I wake up at like 9 to 30. That's nine. like and a half hours of sleep. I wake. up at like seven, but I fall asleep.

every single class period. Yes. And. every day, like every podcast episode, I'm like, I have to go take at least a. 20-minute nap or I'm not going to be. here. Every episode, I'm like, I got to. go take a 20-minut nap. Why are you so. sleepy? That's what I'm trying to figure. out. I I'm trying to figure it out, too, cuz I don't know what's happening with. me. Like, it's just like the farting. thing with your bubble. Like, I still. haven't figured out my cause, and I. don't know. No, I just I I heard the or. not heard. Well, yes, I guess I did hear. it. Um at a bachelorette trip the other.

day, we were like um talking about. different things that like facts I guess. that we know. And that's what you guys. do on a bachelorette trip. A square has. All right, girls. Let's talk about. facts. No, we were just sitting down. like chatting like girls, you know, and. they were like, "Oh my gosh, yeah, I. heard this the other day." Anyways, apparently guys need eight hours of. sleep, right? Women need 10 hours of. sleep. Oh, that's And when you're. pregnant. And when you're pregnant, you. need more than 10 hours. Okay. Maybe. when you're pregnant. Oh, but not when.

you're not pregnant. No. If you just a. woman, you don't need more sleep than a. man. You know what I heard? I heard the. higher your IQ is, you need more sleep. So, maybe that's a sign. Harper. What? Maybe we're just above smartness. I. actually do have a high IQ. When I took. my ADHD test uh to figure out if I have. ADHD, um they said they said uh your. daughter has a very high IQ. Oh, wow. Congratulations. And the older you get, I looked up, the older you get, the less. sleep you need. So that's why old people. are always like up at like 5:00 a.m. and. they're like, "Get out of bed. Get out.

of bed." But when you're younger, you. need more sleep. And actually, that. specific story actually happened to me. one time. My grandma came into my room. clapping like this. Time to wake up. Time to wake up. It was my friend's. grandma. She comes into the room. She's. clapping at That's what my grandma. thought. No. No. But this was my. friend's grandma, not my grandma. And. she comes into the room clapping at me. like this. And she, this is her specific. words, and I'm not even exaggerating. She's clapping at me, opens the door, turns the lights on. This was insane. She opens the door, turns the lights on. She's like, "Nope. Time to wake up. Time.

to wake up." I'm like, "It's 800 a.m. on. a weekend. Let me sleep in." And I'm not. exaggerating. She looks at me and she. goes, "Nope. You're not going to be a. spoiled brat in this house. Time to get. up." I was like, "What? I'm so happy." I. just like, we literally just met this. chick. And then I go out to the living. room and other kids are sleeping in the. living room and she's letting them be. She had it out for me. She did. She. didn't like you. That's what my mom does. when she wakes up. She's like, "Wake up, little Charlie." And I'm like, "Man,

please littleie. Little. Charlie." She sings or she's like, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey." And she. But that's cute though. It's like no. And she tries to be like like singy and. stuff and I just want to like punch her. in the face and like go back to Don't. say that. That's relatable. I could. punch anyone in the face when they're. waking me up. Dude, nobody wants to wake. up. Our granny, if she did this, she. would literally walk in and she'd go, "Hey, it's time to wake up." And if you. know, she was hoping you did. That's.

what he's saying. She would walk in like. quietly. She's like, "Hey, it's time to. wake up." Saying from across the room, like I mean, no chance you're going to. hear this. And then she like waits like. two minutes. And if you don't wake up, she's. like just runs off to the kitchen, comes. back with a glass of water, and just. pours it straight on you. Straight on. you. Just straight on your face. She. purposely whispered cuz she wanted to. pour water and she's like, "I told you. to get up." And you know, you know my. friend's grandma. Yeah. Uh the Yeah. The.

same grandma actually one time. You know. those little puppets you throw on the. ground like little fireworks? You just. throw them on the concrete and they pop. Me and my friend had them and she comes. outside and she's like, "No fireworks.". in the neighborhood. That's illegal. Nope. We're like, it's a puppet. Like, calm down, granny. And I'm not kidding. She's like going off on us. So, we take. our puppets and we start throwing them. at her. And she got so mad. You're the. worst. What do you mean? She's being the. old grandma trying to tell me I can't. throw a puppet on the ground. We start.

throwing them at her and she gets so mad. and she run goes inside and tries to. tell She was going to call the police. Yeah, she said she was going to call the. police on us. I was like, "You better. run. fast." Horrible. How does that happen? There was also. this other time that Maverick was. sitting with one of his friends and the. girl's like crying and M's just like. talking to her and he like leans in and. gives her a hug and the grandma comes up. behind them and it's just like uh none. of that. She loved clapping. The girl.

turns around. The girl turns around. She. just has like her mascara just. everything's just like. what's clapping and she's still just. like it and just kind of walks away. clapping. She did not. I don't know what she And. then the family. So it it was my. family's dad and he would let the. grandma stay with him cuz she didn't. have a place. So then finally he had. enough cuz the grandma was kind of. psycho. So he got her to go. Yeah. He. got her to go live in like a home with. like two or three other grandmas and. they kicked her out because she was so.

annoyed. Hey, what's food coming? Kenny K, remember your grandpa? Her. grandpa name is Papy and he he walks. about half a mile an hour. I'm not even. kidding. Like he knows Do you know what. Papy's real name is? Yeah. P Oh. Yeah. Well, no, I know this. You do know. this. What was my grandma's name? Oh, Bill. His name is Bill. Shout out. Wait, isn't. this so cute? My grandma's name was.

Penny and my grandpa's name was Bill. Oh, and it's actually No, this is crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. No, no, don't don't. ruin it. It was my story. Actually, no, you can say it. I say your stories all. the time. Yeah. You wanted to name your. kids Penny and Bill. Yeah. And I told. Kate that when we first started dating. I was like, I've always wanted to name. my kids Penny and Bill because my name's. Cash. And she's like, no way. That's my. grandparents' names. And then it kind of. seemed less cool. But no, I think it's. so cute. Did your parents ever call or. did somebody ever call uh your Bill or. Bill William? Yeah, his real name is.

William. Wait, what? Yeah, it's like a. thing. Like people whose real name is. William Penelope and William. What? What. is with old people like that? That is. No, that's my thing. Like, you know, how. is that a thing though? Like, my name is. Richard, but most people call me Kevin. Yeah. What? One of my one of my friends. name is Parker, but his real name is. Robert. Like, what? No, I don't know. why, but first time I've like heard it. multiple times now. Like when there are. guys whose name is William, but they go. by Bill. And I don't know why how the. two makes no sense. My dad's two. brothers. So, my dad's real name is.

Daniel, but he goes by Danny from his. mom and Dan by my mom. And then and then. Bill is uh by her by his mom. She he. goes by Billy. We call him Uncle Bill. He goes his real name is William. And. then my uncle Mike. my uncle Mike's grandma's step cousin. who married Billy now calls him Billy. Bell. And they gave me a toaster. Harvey described her whole family tree. That was the whole family. But they they.

call Mike M my No, we don't want to hear. about Mike. But they his real name is Michael and. they call him Mikey, but I just call him. Uncle Mike. Well, Mikey and Mike makes. sense. But anyways, Papy uh her brother had. some friends over and they the Papy's. room was right next to her brother's. room and her brother and all his friends. stayed up gaming all night. So Papy was. frustrated because he was keeping him. up. So he he got revenge in the morning.

because, you know, he wakes up at like. 5:00 a.m. 6:00 a.m. cuz he's an old. person. So he woke up at like 5 or 6. a.m. and he goes into the room and like. I said, he walks at half mile an hour. So there's no way you're hearing him. coming. And is this your nail? Why would. you give me your nail? E. She just picked it off of her finger. and set it on him. Why? Oh, okay. Keep going. Oh, yeah. Anyways, he walks in the room and to get them. back for keeping him up all night, he. was like, "I'm going to wake him up real.

early." So, he takes a glass of water. and he throws it on Kate's brother's. friend. And then he wakes up and he's. like all tired. He thinks he's like on. the other side of the bed. So, he didn't. see Papy run away even though it was. like half mile an hour. And he wakes up. and he wakes up and he's like pissed and. two of the kids wake up from getting. water thrown on him and they're both. like, "Why'd you throw water on me, dude?" And he's like, "No, you threw. water on me." And then he's like, "No, it's Papy." And Michael gets up and he. went and yelled at Papy because he was, "You get the water on me, my friend.".

But he opens the bedroom door and Papy's. still like shuffling away. He was still. That's the funny part. He went to go get. Papy and he go yell at him and he was. still making his get away. A He's so. cute. Do you think he watches the show? No. Oh, no. He doesn't know how. I've. tried to explain to him what what we do. Does he hold like two and he doesn't get. it? Like I told him about our live shows. because he's in like a an assisted. living now and he's like I told him. about our live shows and I told him. about the TikTok I posted with him. You.

remember that outfit trend that used to. go around where it was like you would. say something about your outfit and then. the per next person. So I did that with. Papy and we were like striped shirt in a. wheelchair, striped shirt in a. wheelchair because that was his outfit. was he was in a striped shirt in a. wheelchair and I tried to explain to him. that there was like a couple hundred. thousand like views and he didn't get it. but he tried to he was like really he. didn't like his nursing home so he kept. trying to get in trouble so they'd kick. him out. He would he would literally do. bad things and get sent to the office. He would do bad things and no he would.

get sent to the office and they would. have to call Kate's parents and they'd. be like, "Hey, Papy's in trouble again.". and her mom would have to drive down. there and be like, "Paby, you got to. stop this." Was there like a principal. of the whole like It was like a Yeah, it. was like a senior living place and he. just wanted out. And so I would be in. the principal's office all the time when. I'm old. Yeah, he was he was a menace. Would y'all ever like be in the. principal's office when y'all were like. in school? No, I never did. I mean, I. only went to the second grade, but I. never got sent to the principal's. office. Dude, they called my name over.

the intercom once. No way. Yes, dude. It. was like, "No, no, please no." It was terrifying. What. was it for? What happened? I w I was. like in tears. I remember was like first. grade. I was like, I want to walk. ashamed. Oh, no. So, I'm like walking. through the hallway and it's weird when. you're in school and like you walk. through the hallway. Like in first. grade, everyone's always in the hallway. when you're in the hallway, but when you. have to go out to walk alone all the way. to the principal's office, it's like. this is it.

Scary. And I got there and I don't even. remember what it was. It was something. stupid. I'm trying to think. Oh, you. remember? I think I I can't remember if. this was the principal's office or just. a teacher, but I think this was a. teacher. But by the way, this is a funny. story. I was in like like it was. kindergarten or first grade and for. whatever reason, we were all playing. tag, but I thought it'd be funny to. spank one of the girls while I was. playing tag. Oh my god. I don't know why. I did it. Oh, okay. I was in first.

place. Okay. Yo, so I like just Yo, Matt's that kid that plays hide and seek. in the dark and everybody's like, "Yo, who touched me, man?". So, I just You're that guy. Why would. you spank one of the girls? I don't. know. But I I remember getting in. trouble for that. And I was I remember. thinking like, "Why is this bad? What? Why am I in trouble here?" There was. always that one kid. I swear. Okay. And. we're back. Wait, we're back. Wait, was.

that only me? No, we're back. That's. done. We're done with that. What are you. talking about? We're back. No, that has. to get cut. Wait, why? I Why does that. got to be cut? Listen, man. I'm just. saying that has to be cut. You're the. one spanking girls, dude. No, trouble in school. Let's move on. No, shut up, Matt. This is a real thing. No, don't say girls. I wasn't a repeat. felon. Okay. Did you ever get spanked. while playing tag? I don't think so. But. I guarantee you, Kate, did you ever get.

touched when you play hide-and-seek in. the dark? Well, were you like, "What are. you tagging?" Stop saying that. It. sounds bad. It sounds bad. I know. But. is it true? Yes. See, it happens. I've. never been touched by like 13 or 14 and. you're like playing hide and seek in the. dark like and then somebody like touches. you. Guys are always lowkey trying to be. like, "Oh, I found you." Yes. That's a common thing. never played hide. and go seek at my age, but y'all got. some weird friends. What? What? Y'all.

are weird. I have never seen hide and go. seek and anybody who's been like been. like found you and walked away. Hey, I. mean that's better though at least or. the or like turn around found you. Yeah, at least getting like found you in the. hide-and-seek in the dark. That's way. better than just doing it right out of. the open and tag dude on the dude. I. didn't know it was bad in first grade on. the playground. She's just run up the. slide and I was like gotcha. and like a dress or something. You know.

what? I I got in trouble or I didn't get. in trouble, but I got somebody in. trouble because when I was You reported. me. No, when I was in a date. Oh, Katie, you're totally the girl that reports. everyone. I sure was. And you know what? It worked out in my favor because when. my siblings the self-report girl, she's. like, "I did something bad." No, no, no. But when I was in daycare, my my. siblings and I, we would have like a. summer daycare we went to and the. teachers every year they like loved my. brother's sister and I like for some.

reason we were like the golden children. in this daycare. Wait, wait, hold on. You were remember this? Oh, yeah. Well, because it was like I we did this dayare. people go to daycare in like first, second, third grade during the summer. Yes. It was probably like eight or nine. I see. I see. I see. So, we were like at. this like summer daycare and um the. teachers loved us and so I was always. like a little teacher's pet in this. daycare and there was this one time my. sister broke her arm and we would like. watch movies every day in this class and. they kicked everybody off the couch cuz. they put like 10 kids on the couch and.

you know all the kids are like crushed. because you wanted a spot on the couch. and then one day Anna with her broken. arm was like I'd rather sit on the couch. alone with just my sister and my brother. and they kicked all the kids off the. couch because Anna's arm was broken. Yeah. But anyways, what I was saying is. when we were point is they loved us. So. when I was uh violated what I reported. it and that's why the teachers loved me. So I was I was tying my shoes and I had. like my little leg up and the there was. this book in class and there's a girl in. the book her name was Caitlyn and for.

some reason Caitlyn was talking about. the color of her underwear which is. really weird for a children's book. What? Yeah. So it was like it was like. my name is Tommy and I have green shoes. My name is Bobby and I have a blue. shirt. My name is Caitlyn and I have. pink underwear. And it was like way out. of pocket. I was reading that book to a. bunch of kids, dude. I'd be like, "Hey, yo, what?" Yeah. So, it was like kind of. out of pocket, but it was on the. bookshelf for us to like look at. And so. the kids come over to me and they're. like, "Kate, there's a girl in the book. named Caitlyn." And I was like, "Oh, cool." And they're like, "She's wearing.

pink underwear." And I was like, "Okay.". And this one kid is like, "What color. underwear are you wearing?" And I was. like, "I don't know." And I was like, "Just tie my shoe." And he gets on the. ground. I'm sitting on the ground. He. gets on the ground and just looks while. my leg is up. And he looks and he lifts. his head back up and he was like, "Nah, she's not wearing pink underwear.". He's like, "Nah, she's not wearing. underwear at all, actually." And then. and then and then he just walks away. And I was like, I did see. And so I went.

and I told the teacher and that kid got. written up for trying to look up my. shorts. He probably had no like bad. intentions. I don't know. I He didn't. know bad about intentions, but I was. just I remember thinking like that's. crazy. Yeah. And I think we kind of. skimmed over it a little too quick. Uh. but uh why were you spanking girls? You're playing tag. I didn't really. think about it. Wait, I mean I mean not. hold on. Not even girls. Why were you. spanking people? I don't know. In. general, stop saying people. No, but me and you. played tag a lot as a kid and I never. got one on the bum. Well, I learned that.

that was not appropriate. That's crazy. I I can't I would love to. defend myself better, but I don't have. an explanation. Can you imagine being a. teacher, dude, and you just like see a. kid just spank a girl at like freaking. six years old. It's like, oh man, you. can't do that. Like to explain to the. like hard-headed seven-year-old why it's. not appropriate. And then you just look. over in daycare and some kid's looking. up another girl and you're like, "What. are you doing, man? Trying to see the. color of her underwear." It's like, oh,

come on. One time in prek or I guess my sister. was in prek because we were at the same. school. So I guess I was like only four. and we were on the playground and this. boy had the hugest crush on her and he. went up and he was like trying to kiss. her. So I walked up to him, my little. four-year-old self. I'm about four. Four. And I climb up the little ladder. and I slap him and I bite him and I push. him down the slide. Oh gosh. Yeah. It. was so funny. Oh, I got so much. It was. so funny. No, but our families were. really good friends with their family.

and so we would talk about it until like. the age of. 18 push that guy down the side. My. sister, she was like four or something. and she went into and she did this. multiple times to like two or three boys. when she was like four. She would lean. in to go kiss him and then when they. would try to kiss her, she'd bite their. lips. I'm kidding. Happened multiple. times. They need to look up They need to. literally look up like a how to kiss. tutorial or something. No, she would do it on purpose. She was. a Oh, have y'all watched um Love on the.

Spectrum yet? I have not. No, I' i've se. Okay. I've seen so many clips. I feel. like I've watched the whole show, but. like I haven't Well, there's this one. girl and she's like trying to learn how. to kiss and she uses a cupcake and they. should not show the whole thing. It's a. bit disturbing to watch. I relate. What. the What? No, I I It's kind of sad. Did. you guys ever when you were like 13 when. you were like learning to kiss or like. Where are you going with this? Like did. you ever like look up or like wik or. like wiki how tutorial? Oh mad was a. wiki how tutorial dude. I wasn't the.

only wiki how tutorial because you. looked at the wik ma wik out tutorial. everything. I mean how to kiss a girl. How to get a girl to like you in 10. steps. How to dress. I won't lie. I was at like peak wikih. how like that coming out my age was. probably like around the same. And I've. wikihow some things. Okay. How to dress. like a man. Not that. Well you know. what? You can make fun of Cash or you. can make fun of Maverick all you want. for his Wiki House searches, but you. have probably the worst Wiki House. search to date. What? What do you mean?

When you proposed to me. Okay, that's. not a Wiki House. You did. I I opened up. your phone and you were on You WikiHow. searched out to propose. No, I did. I. don't know why she's saying that. Like. Wikipedia. Yeah, it's like what? WikiHow. WikiHow is like Oh my gosh. Y'all don't know what WikiHow is. It's. just a website. No, WikiHow is a YouTube. channel back in the day. WikiHow is a. website. Yes, they also had YouTube. tutorials, but it's a website primarily. Yeah. Like when you look when you're. thinking what I'm thinking, they would. pop up and be like and it'd be like.

you're thinking of. Howast. That's what it was. Matt would. cast everything and it would be a. YouTube video and it's like, "Do you. want to smell good for ladies in under. 10 ways? Here's the top 10 deodorants. you need to do." Anytime I would have. watched something like that, you would. not have been around. Okay. So, what are. you talking about here, dog? We like. practically shared a room. Okay. I could. hear what you were listening to. You're. on the top bunk listening to it. And. you're like, Josh is never going to. know. He's like, "How to spit girls on my What.

are you doing down there?". How to play T. First step, join a game of tag. I'll never play with you. Don't ask me. ever again. Dude, I could never ask anyone to play. tag ever after after exposing myself. There's no way I can actually ever ask. anyone to play tag. A fan like, "Do you. want to play tag?".

Wait, Kate. Yeah. Kid's going to walk up. to me and be like, "You want to play. tag?" Be like, "No, sweet.". Sorry. What did you say? What were you. saying about when he proposed? Oh, yeah. No. Oh, gosh. Do you know what WikiHow. is? I know you do cuz I caught you using. it. You didn't catch me using WikiHow. I. use Safari. No. Okay. When you look up. something on Safari. Safari is a browser. to WikiHow. Like the first thing is the. WikiHow website. Well, you don't know. You don't know what I read cuz you all. you did was look at my search history.

No. And I opened up my I opened up his. phone. When Cash proposed to me, it was. a it was a beautiful proposal in. downtown Dallas with the city skyline. behind us. Our family is all there. I. Beautiful music video song. Everything's. perfect. And he proposes and then right. after he proposes, you know, we take our. pictures and stuff. Has candy cane nails. on. Yeah, that was so unfortunate. Candy. cane nails during a proposal. Don't. recommend. But he uh I take his phone. because we're like about to start going.

to dinner with all our friends and I. open up his phone and it's on Safari. This was after I proposed. Yeah, this is. right after he proposed. His It's on a. website called What to Say When You. Proposed. It was wikihow. Yeah. Now, let. me tell you something. First of all, it. was not WikiHow. That was my Google. search. And my Google search might have. been something you didn't want to see. But to be fair, what did you want me to. do? Uh, plan out more from That was. planning it out. I did research. Okay.

When you go research? No, it's supposed. to be you with a piece of paper and a. pen. No research allowed. Research is. allowed. You research everything if you. want to be knowledgeable. Okay. Knowledgeable about how you love your. wife. That was probably the craziest. search I'd ever seen in my entire life. was when my husband proposed to me. He. looked up on Google what say when I. proposed as I was walking up the stairs. Yeah, I was kind of freaking out. Wait, was that actually the timeline? It. wasn't earlier in the day. No, she wrote. up. I was like, "Oh, shoot." I literally. remember I looked over at Maver. I was.

like, "Ma'am, stop playing tag real. quick." I was like, "Listen, uh, what do. I say now?" And they were like, "I don't. know." Smacking Paint's butt. I I like. got my phone. I was like, "What to say. when I propose?" And it really it gave. me something pretty basic, so that's. what I went with. What did you say? What. did you say? Uh, it's on the music. video. Go watch it. Yeah, it's like. something like, "Will you marry me?" or. something like that. And I That's it. You had to look up Will you marry me? Hey, I don't, if I remember correctly, when Maverick proposed to you, he didn't. say a whole lot.

But he had a lot prepared. What do you. mean? Well, I had a lot prepared. I just. didn't have my notes in front of me, you. know, so it kind of went away. But I did. say a good amount, which makes it even. worse. You're telling me you never. Googled. And you know what? Whatsoever. I said my wedding. I said my wedding. vows. Uh, did you? I did. I don't. remember his wedding vows. I did. No. one. Did Did y'all say wedding vows? Yeah. On on stage. Yes. Yes. Wait. When. y'all when y'all They're in our our. wedding video. That's like You forgot to. make your wedding vows. Yeah. So did. Kate. Yeah. And it makes it makes me so.

sad. I wish we would have. Yeah. We're. practically We're not even married at. this point. Yeah. Literally like fake. marriage over there. Have you farted in. front of Maverick yet? Um, probably on accident by now. She. won't even go let me be in the room in. my the bedroom if she's going to the. restroom. Give it a couple years. Kate. rips like no other. Now people need to. do a complexion on how many times I've. asked that cuz I asked it a lot. We're. waiting until you guys come back to us. with maps. Like, guess what? Kinsey. farted in front of me. Yeah. Can you. like uh record it? I will. If she ever.

tells me I'm about to fart, I'll. remember to record. I would never say. that ever. You don't think that when you're 10. years into marriage you'll say that? I'm. not going to be like Maverick I'm about. to expel gas. Hold on. Really? Kate. does. Sometimes we go back and forth at. it. She goes and then I'm like really. and then I got to go to even it out so. her fart doesn't come onto my side of. the room. Okay, real quick. How did you. know that he searched that in the. WikiHow thing? Well, because right after. when everyone was like, "Where do you. want to go for dinner, Kate?" I didn't. have my phone on me, so I was like, "Oh,

I'll just I took Cash's phone." And when. I opened his phone up, that's what it. was on. Well, I was going to go look for. restaurants. Yes, I forgot to clear my. search history. Sue me. Okay. Highly. embarrassing. I want to see your search. histories. Uh, yeah. Let's look at. Cash's search history. Whoa, why mine? Hey, what? That was easy. My search. history is probably pretty good. Recently, I have searched up. what? Um, what? I don't remember what I.

searched. Oh, is it illegal to speed? That's a good. question cuz I see a lot of people doing. it and I was pretty sure there was a a. law that if other people are speeding, it is okay for you to speed. So, I. looked up. Yes. It's called Keeping Up. with the Flow of Traffic. How to sell a dog. Uh, let me see this. That's a valid one. in case you need to know. Hey, which one. you try to sell? No. No. Cuz I can help. you. How to sell a dog. How long does a.

cocker spaniel live? Well, now I know. which one. Okay. Well, you got to think. about it from a realism point of. perspective. Why are you looking that. up? She's not dying anytime soon. Yeah, that's what I found out. I actually. can't believe you searched that. That's. crazy. Why? Why would you look up how. long does a cocker spaniel live? Uh. because we own one. Okay. I want to make. sure we have a long time to live and. spend with her. Okay, then why did you. say how to sell a dog? And you got about. half the time left. Was this after or. before the other dog peed on you? This.

is after the dog peed on me. What the. Okay, he did after we walked out of that. house. He was like, "I hate dogs. I hate. them." I hate dog. Actually, sorry. I. like dogs. I don't like taking care of. dogs. I don't like owning a dog. Oh my. god. But I like other people that have. dogs. Wow. Wow. Okay. Well, are you. Candy Crush? What are you doing? What. does S mean? You clearing your search. history right now? No, no, no, no, no, no. He his his most recent search, which. I don't know why you felt the need to. Google this. What does S mean on a. tampon? What? I bet none of y'all know.

Super. Yeah. No, not super. It's super. I think it means super. Yeah. Wait, I. obviously I didn't mean you girls. Okay. I meant you know that I was actually. going to say small. See? Okay. What does. Don't answer. Wait, why are you looking. at tampon packages? Uh because I saw the. letters where? In my room. Not my room, but like you know our room. Yeah. Okay. And there's S, R, and I. Do you know.

what do you think R means? Regular. Yes. That was pretty good. Yeah. I thought I. meant right and left cuz there's one. that says L, too. What? I didn't know. That's why I had to Google. No, it's. not. It's not large. What? Do you know. what it means? See, it's not large. See, you thought I was lasting long. I don't. know. No, no, no. Don't say anything. until we guess it. Cuz I didn't Google L. cuz I Googled R and then it said regular. and then I Googled S cuz I thought S. meant super limited. Wait, is that what. it meant? Yeah. Yeah, it's like super.

flow. What did L mean? Okay. Wait. Super. regular, not limited, low. Yeah. I was. sitting there looking at a tampon pack. while I was taking a dump and there was. L and R and I was like, what the freak. could that mean? L or is he making that. up? No, there is. See, it's confusing. What is the L for? Well, do you want me. to tell you? Yeah. Do you like Wait, let. me actually really think about this. Uh, should we say what like is is it the. biggest or the smallest? No. No, no, no. Limited. Low. Long. Oh, it's not low.

No. Or large? No. Or long. Uh, light. Yeah. Let's go. Light. That's the same. thing as low. Nailed it. All right. What else have I. searched? Um, and I'm telling you, you know how long. that puzzled me? Every time I'd sit down. on the toilet, I'd see R and L and I was. like I was like, and then one day I was. like, that's it. I'm done with this. I'm. googling this. But I I didn't I never. Googled the L because then I saw S and I.

was like, why is there so many letters? Well, okay. How to get away with tax and. best. What? We'll move on. Okay, that was a fair. search history. Oh, okay. Mine's I mean. there's nothing to it. Let me see it. Give me that. Actually, everyone give me. your phone. No, no, no, no, no. Give me your phone. No, because you. can't read them out loud because. unfortunately I'm going to read it. So, give me the phone. Can Cany and I read.

it? No, you can't cuz it's really bad. What? What? What are you searching, Harper? Harper, what's going on? Just. give me the phone for just Okay. Okay. Just Just look at the third one. What? Read it. Read it. Share it with. the class. I I can't read it. Unfortunately, I cannot read this. Better hurry up before I go over there. and play tag with you. I will give you a. million dollars to read this out loud. Okay, bet. No. No.

Why? What was with the 360? Wait, give. me that. Give me that. Give me that. No, I want to read it. Oh, come on. Oh, locked. Oh, unlock it. Okay. Is it that bad? Let's see. Wait, everybody knows but me. What is it? Yo, no. I'm protecting you. No, please. Okay. You can't show the. Just watch her face. Watch her face. [Laughter]. It's so funny. But man, sorry guys.

That's the type of stuff we're putting. in the book. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to hold that out for. the book. Uh, anyways, Kate's is. actually pretty interesting. Good gosh. Harper, why are you looking stuff like. that up? That's going in the book for. sure. The Okay, I'm being so honest. The. uh No, no, no. Don't. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was trolling on that. Swear on. everything. Right. On everything. Right. Right. Anyways, Kate is very. interesting. Kate is Kate is literally.

the opposite of what I googled. Hers is. cocker spananiels for adoption. Why? Meanwhile, I was googling how to sell. one. How to prevent my dog from dying. Can my dog die from wheezing? She's been. wheezing. She wheezed all morning. She. laughs. She was wheezing. She like. walked in like her legs were like. completely stiff, but she was walking. and she was like. And I was like, "Oh, she's dying.".

Why does my dog sound like he can't. breathe? And then she said, "Why does my. dog sound like she can't breathe?". as if that would make a. difference. And then we got. uh what we have design your way. Design. your home your way. Oh, we're building a. house. I've been looking up how to, you. know, home designs. And then we got a. bunch of FedExes. FedEx, too. Dang. We got a bunch of. restaurant searches.

I was making dinner reservations for a. birthday dinner tomorrow night. We have. birthday. Our friend Ashley. Oh yeah. How to not grind your teeth at night. Oh, okay. Side story. I think I'm. grinding my teeth because I've been. waking up with that like a migraine. every morning and it's be and it's like. I looked it up. It can be because you're. grinding your teeth and my retainers are. so worn from like where you bite. So I. think I'm grinding my teeth. Do you ever. feel your retainers with your tongue and. it's like kind of like sandpapered off? No. What? I That's how I wash my.

retainers every night. No. Like like. like the retainers after you're grinding. my teeth cuz I do it too. Oh, it's like. sandpapered. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Hey, Kinsey, give me your phone. Mine's. not going to be very interesting. I did. I looked up a whole lot of FedEx the. last two days. Yeah, that's what K is. full of is FedEx. Listen, no. I bought a. $1,000 curling iron. Wow. You got scammed. And it might be. scammed. Uh yeah, even if the thing came. in the mail, it was a scam. Why would.

you pay $1,000 for a curling iron? No, I'm I'm doing a YouTube video where I'm. buying curling irons from $1 to $1,000. and I only need the $1,000 curling iron. left and it's taken three weeks to come. in and it finally said that FedEx came. to the door, but then they decided not. to drop it off at the door for some. reason. Yeah. So, anyways, I've been. looking up FedEx a lot. Okay. Uh, one of. Kate says, "Why does deodorant make me. smell worse?". This is true. Did you have an issue?

Yeah. What was that? I switched. deodorants and I feel like it was making. me smell worse and then I realized it's. a real thing. There's like a chemical. imbalance that can happen when you I. mean, y'all don't care, but yeah, it was. making me like smell worse. Don't tell. Maverick that. He tries to use as an. excuse not to wear. What does matcha. taste like? Oh, matcha. Okay. Grass. Yeah, it does taste like grass. All my. friends are like, "Oh, you're going to. love it. It's like earthy." One sip. Tastes like dirt. Kelsey Ballerina. No. Kelsey Ballerini. Oh, whatever.

Hto. Um, there's just nothing in there. What. is a child's life expectancy? Is that in. there? Why would you say that? What? Wait. Oh, no. I think you misspelled it. cuz then the next one is, "What is a. child's life. specialist?" Specialist. Let me see. What does it say? Child life specialist. I mean, Kenzie is so boring. Oh, yeah. I. saw this girl on TikTok. She was like, she was like, "Oh, I'm a child life.

specialist." She works in like a. children's hospital. She's like, "Welcome to a day in my life as a child. life specialist." And I was like, "What. the heck is that?" They pretty much like. literally just like be friends with the. kids in the hospital. How long do. paralyzed people live? I was wondering. like if their life expectancy goes down, dude, why does everyone care about dogs. life expecties, children's life. expecties, paralyzed people's life? What. is up with us? Where to find marriage. record identification? What? Oh, I. haven't changed my name legally yet. And.

so, one of the questions on the social. security website was where to find your. marriage ID. Yeah. So, I was googling. Yo, this is a perfect representation of. every single time I watch a movie with. Kate. She Googles everything about it. And I have to tell her, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do not tell me. anything." Just in this one movie. Look. at how many things she's Googled. Uh, this was the American Sniper. She. googled Chris Kyle. Chris Kyle died. Why. was Chris Kyle killed?

Chris Kyle's wife. What does Military. Skull mean? American sniper. American sniper bigles, which is a guy's name on there. American. snipers bigles. Real life. Why did. Biggles die? Jeez, Kate. Oh my goodness. Why did the guy shoot Chris Kyle? What. Kate? I mean, just watch the movie. Wait, no. The other day. The other day a. friend came over. We're watching a movie. and this and then the next one is how to. disconnect from Apple CarPlay.

This friend I did not stop like giving. up what was happening next in the movie. It she had never watched the movie. before but she was like, "Oh yeah, this. is probably going to happen." And then. 10 seconds later it would happen and. Kate was getting so angry about it. But. I'm like, "Kate, you're just gonna. Google it anyway. So what is it?" But it. was so uh what is the coconut cult? What. are you are you co enjoying that you. Google in between Sonic low carb food.

then it goes coconut col then it goes. Sonic tater tots so is that a drink at. Sonic what is what is coconut cult I've. never heard of that let's see oh Ashley. was telling me about this coconut colt. yeah she was telling me apparently. coconut colt is like a coconut yogurt. but it's like a probiotic one and it's. like you take a spoonful of it every. morning and it's really good for And. Ashley was like explaining it to me. She's like, "Yeah, I've been taking the. coconut col yogurt." And I was like, "Coconut Colt yogurt? What's that?" So, I looked it up while we were on our way.

to Sonic. Oh, yeah. In between the tots. Yeah. So, I was like, "I need to find. like a drink at Son Sonic that I could. have." Ashley started talking about. coconut cult. And then I wanted to know. what the carbs were on to Sonic tater. tots because what if I could have them? I couldn't, but what if? I'd be sad if I. never looked it up, you know? I mean, I. don't really feel like tater tots are. good for anybody. So, potato sauce. No, I love those. But they're not good for you. Well, no, they are. No, they they let me see. yours. Uh oh. Since you went through. mine, I'm just so boring. You don't want. to go through my search to change it,

bro. Mine was just trolling, but the. rest is just all like Maddox Baxton. stuff. Mhm. And you're looking up a lot. of Maddox and stuff. April 20th, funny. egg jokes. Don't know why I did that. What is this? How how. many milliamps are one amp? How many. milliamps are one amp? What? What does. that mean? Well, I need to know how many. milliamps were in an amp. What does that.

even Okay. All right. Miller. Milliamps. So, it would be a million, right? No, it's a thousand. Why do you need to know. that? Well, the other day when we were. working on the bike, I was having to. test the milliamps to the spark plug to. see if there was any. Yeah. No, just. don't ask. I don't even know what a. milliamp is, dude. Milkshakes near me. That sounds about right. Dude, what the. You fat as freak. What? You like tater. tots. Another milkshakes near me. Oh my god. How long do penguins live?

20 years. Longest one. This man is dag of animals. Hey, the. longest one lived 43 years in Africa. You serious? You said dagum. I know. I. heard that, too. Say anything. Go away. And you just got to know all the things. Best. queso. Lowe's. It was at Lowe's. That. was the best queso. It was not at. Lowe's. This is a separate search. I. want to make a queso one day. I want to. make a queso. You look like the YouTuber.

queso. I'm going to write a book. Oh, wait. Listen. If I ever drop a queso. brand, y'all better buy it cuz it's. going to be the best queso. What if we. all me should have been called? Go. ahead. What if we all just started like. our own thing? Like Mav makes a queso. brand. I become a New York Times. bestselling author. I become a famous. singer. Oh yeah, Harper's a famous. singer. I can finally do standup comedy. Audio Queen and Cash as a stay at home. dad. What the dad? What is this? I'm. going to do standup comedy one day. I I.

know there has to be an explanation. because I know you wouldn't just search. this. How to buy a baby. Hey, valid situations. Thank you. Search. that. Well, are you mean like adoption? No, I wanted to buy a baby. No, I didn't. want to buy a baby like behind your. back. I'm just saying like I was just. looking up how to buy a baby. I would. check your bank account cuz I heard. they're expensive. They actually were. very What did you find out on. Craigslist? Like a baby for sale.

There's how you cannot just buy a baby. You talking human baby? Human baby. Can't buy one. But I had to do that. once. Yeah. What? What? Okay. Um I did. What do you mean you bought a baby? It. was four. I bought a baby once. You did. not buy a baby. Yes, I did. Okay. How. much you want to bet, Kenzie? I'll bet. you. Bet me your life savings. Okay. You. did not buy a baby. And M's life. savings. You did not buy a human baby. Wait, I did. I bought a baby, too. Yeah.

What? We both bought babies together. Yes. Thank you. I remember when we. bought babies. I told you. Now you owe. me your life savings. What? And you? No. No. I take them to a video where he like. buys eggs like maybe you know the frozen. eggs. You can buy them. No. First of. all, do you know how babies are made? Yes. What are you talking about? Cuz. humans don't lay eggs. Women can sell. their eggs. What the heck is she talking. about? We are not interested in buying.

anyone's eggs. Yo, I'm not buying you. eggs. You just said you bought a baby. Not eggs. Why would I buy eggs? Also, babies aren't made for eggs. You are mad. confused. Yes, babies are made from. mother eggs. Yes, mother goose. I'm. talking about human babies. Yes, a. period each month is an egg. No, I'm. talking about what? No, we all hatch. eggs. Yes, dude. She's delusional. She. doesn't get it. She does not understand. Y'all don't get it. Oh my gosh. I will. go get the baby. You don't have a baby.

We bought a baby. Zel. Zel, are you. kidding? I want to sit in this chair. Okay. Well, you actually talking about? I'm placing our uh Chipotle order, Harper, and I want to talk about your. actual order. You just want a bowl with. three scoops of white rice and carnitas. Yes, ma'am. This is high quality. content. I mean, what? What? I'm She. wants just a bunch of rice and some. chicken. You don't want like no cheese. or none of that? Uh only some chips, too. Okay, chips, too. Where'd you get. that? What the heck? I told you we.

bought a baby. Can you. f. Hey, be quiet, little baby. Oh my god. Okay, stop catching. That's what I was. going to ask. Can you like freak it out? What? Why did y'all buy this? Okay, for. a video, which is what I was going to. kind of do right there. That was kind of. what I was going to do for the video. I. don't know how this ended up right here, but like I'm just going to give it back. That's so sad. That looks so real. Yeah. Look at it, Harper. It looks real. Oh my.

gosh. Look, even has eyelashes. What's. it called? A baby. A a live baby. No, it's a baby doll. A live baby doll. That. was embarrassing. Harvey's never seen a. baby doll before. I was going to ask if. you like flip it or something. Wait, show it to the audience. I don't think. that's a good look, Cash. It's actually. very realistic. All right. And Archipoli. should be here soon. Thank you. Eyelashes. What do this what I look like? I like it. Kenzie, can you please stand.

back on the podcast set while you show. us what you look like with a baby? This. is what I look like with a baby. Here, let me let me let me hold you, baby. No, thank you. Yeah, cuz it's a fake baby. No, I got it because I was going to do. one of those pranks where like you're. holding the baby and then you're like, "Hey, be quiet, little baby." And then. you like do something to it. Or I was. going to do the ones where you leave it. on top of the car and then like you. drive around and everybody's like. honking out. You're like, "Get down." So. real. It's crazy. Wait, I want to make a. TikTok with it. Uh oh. M's getting the baby. What?

You're so cute. Me? You keep it. Oh, thanks. Look how cute. You want the. baby? Yeah. No. No. Harper. Harper looks cute with a baby, too. You. babysit our babies. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Look how cute he looks with a baby. Why. is he Why is he spanking it like that, dude? You're not playing tag. Uhoh. This. baby smelled. I'll take it. I'll take. it. I'll take. it. Yo, that was crazy. Got your hat. The way it lost its hat. and it pacy was wild. So real. Oh, I I.

remember one time my mom threw away my. paci in Target and I threw a huge fit. Dude, I don't get why babies like pacis. I love them. I still use them to this. day. Who took my phone? I don't know. Me. Oh, this would be a cute little baby. with little ears like that. You know what I'm saying? You're getting. it shaken baby syndrome. Oh yeah. Is. that a thing, man? Yes. Yeah. But you. think they get it from like this or they. get it from like this? Aggressive. It's. that. So probably what I did to it. earlier would have gave it baby fake.

Remember how real it looks? Yeah. Don't do that to a real baby. You. probably shake it baby. I I'd report you. to prison. I I literally would put my. put you in prison. Kate, does looking at. that thing not just make you want a. baby? I almost want to put you in prison. for doing it to the baby doll. It didn't. look right. It's a prank. Ever heard of. a prank? Yeah, but I didn't like how it. looked. Hey, let me tell you something. It's not real. I know, but it just looks. a baby doll. It looks It looks real. It's not I don't like it. And you know. what? I've seen dads carry babies like. this. Same. Yeah, they just walk around. like No, they don't just walk around.

like it's their cup from Quick Trip. No, they do. I've seen it. You never seen a. dad carry a baby upside down? Not just. like walking through the woods. They do. I swear, man. My dad used to do that to. my siblings, but not like that. Like as. a joke? Yeah, as a joke for like two. seconds. Oh, he'd be like, "Yeah, I mean. that's a funny joke. Like how would you. like if I picked you up and was like. no like I don't just see dads walking. through Walmart with her babies like. upside down. Y'all have never seen that. Well, when my mom had my older sister,

obviously it was their first child, and. my mom said that she woke up to the. nurses, the nurses like like quietly. yelling at my dad cuz they walked in and. he was changing her diaper for the first. time and he was like holding her up by. her feet and like wiping her, but her. head had come off the table, so he was. literally holding her upside down. That's funny. Ew. Dude, I never want to. change a diaper, man. You know, my grandpa, the man, the myth, the legend, he once said that he had.

four children and he never changed a. dirty diaper. That's not going to work. out for y'all. What? At least not. Maverick. I want to be like my grandpa. Let me be like my grandpa. Yes, you are. not doing that. Yeah, you are. So, y'all. make yourselves look like horrible. husbands. No, I will do anything. I'll. make a deal with you, Kate. I'll I'll do. all the cooking and I'll do all the. cleaning. I just don't want to do that. What happens if Kate and I leave for the. weekend? I'll hire a nanny. We'll hire Harper. Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait. You You're telling me this. You.

would hire an First off, once we have. kids, both of y'all aren't allowed to. leave at the same time ever. Okay. No. Oh, no. Like, if you remember you. remember we almost killed your dogs. Imagine what we do with a baby. You. can't leave us alone with the babies. Y'all are literally like making us I. just saw cash. Oh, sorry. What? It look. like a little baby. Could you imagine I. had a little baby here on the pod? That's crazy. He's like, "Hey, little. baby." Oh my gosh. What if we're doing. the pod one day and we have little. children just running around? Think it. say first words on the podcast. It'd be.

like subscribe. Can it please say that? Dude, that's the. first word I'm teaching my baby. Say. subscribe. Say subscribe. Thank you for subscribing. Uh this is. the end of the episode. Make sure you. guys subscribe. Peace out.