Pray For Harper

There's a lot of conspiracies going. around. There's a lot being said about. Harper. We're going to address all of. those today. It's not a secret Harper. has gone to a mental health facility to. get treatment to help her with her OCD. She didn't go to a mental health. facility because of Benny. And everyone. is saying, "He caused this. It's his. fault. Look what you did to her.". >> He was just the start. Welcome back to another episode of the. LOL podcast. What happened to people. liking to be astronauts? What? >> I thought that was a thing. >> Maverick, shut up. >> NO, I TRIED.

I TRIED to talk about rockets and y'all. cut it off. For 30 minutes he's been. trying to talk about rockets. Anyways. I think we need to address the elephant. in the room, Maverick. Cash, you're huge. What? Let's get to it before they can do. it to us. >> [laughter]. >> Um no, but there is there is. a little mouse that's not here today. A uh. What? >> mouse. Why do you always call some form. of animal? I don't know. Like the other. day I got called a pig. Kate gets called. an I didn't call you a pig. No, I called.

her a pig. Why'd you call her a Dang. You know what else Maverick said today? Did you hear him? Today? Yeah. >> Oh, no. >> she didn't hear him. We were talking. about It's rude if you say it when I'm. not in the room. >> this is more rude. I'd rather be called. a pig. Cash said the same thing. I know. I had to save it. Kate and Alex can vouch for me. We were. sitting there and I we were talking. about [laughter] Also, if he did say it, I was there. You just straight up said. it behind your wife's back. >> Which is even worse. No, I would say it. to her face. I'll say it right now. Say. it. I would find it extremely boring if it.

was just me and you on a cruise. together. >> Specifically said, "I would rather kill. myself than go on a cruise alone with. her." That's what he said. Okay. >> Okay, that's a little bit crazy, but I'd. rather kill. >> dramatic. I would not do that. Yes, but. I agree it would be boring if it was. just you and I. It would be so No, no, he said, "Oh my gosh, I'd rather kill. myself than go on a cruise with Kenzie.". No, I said or me and you. No, save. >> I said I did. Which also No, she. shouldn't be throwing around that they. would kill themselves. Hello, that's. like highly concerning. Don't say that. Okay. it. You said it and I repeated.

what you said. But you just said not to. say that when you said it. >> Can we make a new slang? I'm going to. save myself. Mhm. I'm going to save myself. I'm going to. save myself. >> Wait, what did you say before that? Can. we make a new what? >> A new saying. Saying. I thought he said slang. Dude, I'm not. Why do you always act like I have an. accent? I don't have an accent. You know what's. crazy is obviously in America we have. like American accents. I'm sure if. there's people watching from like the UK. or Ireland or wherever you guys are,

you're listening to us and you're like, "Wow, like they have American accents.". I didn't realize we had that until we. went to Japan. >> Yeah, hold on, hold on. I think we. should We have to address the situation. >> Oh, yeah. We just blazing right over it. >> Yeah. Blazing? Blazing? Maybe I do have. an accent. Blazing. He's getting smarter. while sitting on the blue couch. That's. crazy. Should you just tell them what. you just did cuz we probably had to cut. that. What? Oh, we might have cut it. I. don't know. I took a phone call. If we. If we did keep it in, bleep the address. Yeah, I feel like we shouldn't have to. clarify that, but like if our address.

does get said, I will be mad. >> Kate, you will feel the wrath of Kate. Anyways, um. Yeah, how do we uh. Um well, it's pretty obvious. >> It's Yeah, it's pretty I mean, it's not. Why are you acting like like, "Do they. know yet? Do the people know?". >> Can you spot the difference? No, it's Kate, please put a side by side. of us normally and us right now. I. really just want to talk about this cuz. I feel like the people online I've seen. so many comments about people thinking.

this was caused by a certain someone. Or. or even crazy I've seen people going. over crazy What's that called? Conspirious. There's been There's a lot. of conspiracies going around. >> There's a lot being said. >> about Harper. And so we're going We're. going to address all of those today. We're going to talk about them. Why are. you going like this? >> [laughter]. >> We're going to talk about. >> Okay, to be fair. we are not going to share anything that. Harper is not already publicly shared on. the internet. >> Which is everything. Harper is a very open book, so we do. have a lot to say. >> [laughter].

>> No, um. it's it's not a secret Harper has gone. to a mental health facility to get. treatment to help her with her OCD and. she'll be gone for a little bit, but. she'll be back and better than ever. Yeah, it has But here's the thing. Kate. just gave us super Okay, but short Yeah, answer. Yeah. Yeah. You really just said. it is no secret. She's gone. Yeah. [laughter] Anyways, what were you. going to say? I was going to say it's. it's not like she just decided to like. just go one day or like this is just.

something that they kind of like. impulsively decided. Like this has been. something that Harper and her family. have been talking about and thinking. about for a long time, I believe, cuz. it's something that they know like, "Hey, Harper wants to get help with her. OCD and like stuff like that." And so. she's excited about it as far as I know. right now to like actually start getting. help. >> Yeah. And it's not caused by like uh any past. relationships or boyfriends or anything. like that. >> She didn't go to a mental health. facility because of Benny. Yo, if you.

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nothing to do with her ex-boyfriend. And. everyone is saying "He caused this. It's. his fault. Look what you did to her.". >> No, he was just the start. No, no. It's almost insensitive to insinuate. that he had that much of an effect on. her. Well, it's not insensitive. They. don't know. They don't know. No, no. It. is though because Harper has struggled. with mental health since childhood. >> to They're just trying to come up with a. reason of why like No, but she's been. open about her mental health struggles. on the internet and now everyone's like,

"It's his fault." And it's like, "No.". Okay, if I broke up with you, would you. have any issues? Well, me and Harper are completely. different people. No, I know, but if I. broke up with you, I'm sure you'd have. issues and Yeah, you can be sad and you. can handle it the wrong way, but that. doesn't But if people were like, "Oh, it's cuz she broke up with Cash." I. mean, that'd be a fair. thing to assume. I don't know. I think I. don't know. >> they can assume what they want, but. that's not the truth. The truth is that. Benny did like she already struggled way. before Benny. She struggled with other. boyfriends. since we started the.

podcast. With her OCD. She started it She's. struggled since she was in the fourth. grade. >> Which you guys that are watching for a. long time already know this. Yeah. Y'all. have seen her talk about it. You You've. seen things that she's done. You You've. picked up on this. Like this isn't. something that's like new to you guys, I. know. Uh but if you guys are newer viewers, then you may not have known. Yeah. But. this is something that she has been. dealing with for a long time. And it was. certainly wasn't triggered by Benny or. anything like that. It was just kind of. um one of those things where it's like, "Okay,

it's it's time to like. >> Yeah. to She's been trying to do it by. herself for a long time to to. uh. take care of it and like figure out how. to cope with it. And I think she just. decided, "Hey, I need to go get some. help to like actually be able to do this. so I can live a joyful life." Yeah. >> Yeah. And we are very excited for her to. be getting that help. Like all of us. here and her family and friends that. like know her offline. Like we just know. how much she's struggled with it and. knowing now that she's finally like. willing to get better is like really.

exciting for all of us cuz I feel like. even I mean, you guys that have watched. for a while like you know, you've seen. her not just grow up, but like you've. seen her change on like online and. stuff. And part of that is because of. her mental health. Like you've seen I I. know people see it. Like you I've seen. the edits where it's like how Harper. used to be versus how she is now and. it's like Yeah, and I don't think a lot. of people realize how difficult it was. on her. No. >> Like like she she would come on the. podcast and she'd try to like be her. happiest self. >> Yeah. on the podcast, but she it was it. or it was hopefully was, not is, but.

hopefully was something that she. struggled with and hopefully she gets. through that now. Yeah, she'll get. better. She's getting help now, but. she's not off the podcast forever. As. soon as she's done with getting the help. that she needs, she will be back. And I. know she's excited to get back. Like her. mom has talked to her multiple times now. and she's like she misses everyone here. and like she's ready to come back, but. she still just needs to, you know, work. on herself before she can come and. entertain. >> probably be gone for about anywhere. between like one to three months, maybe.

Yeah. Um in between that time, but can. we clarify like what it is? Cuz I feel. like. most people don't know. Like OCD? I. don't know. Just like we just keep. saying it. Like um Like mental like her. mental health issues? Yeah, like what. she's getting help on. It's her OCD. It's Yeah, she's She's She's suffered. from OCD since she was in the fourth. grade. And if you guys haven't seen the. episode that was posted about a year. ago, it's called opening up about our. mental health. I wanted the most severe. OCD out of like 10% of the world. >> We went [music] to another therapist and. that therapist didn't work because more.

things were coming in my mind and I had. to tap [music] on things or else my. family would die. I had to do things to. myself so my family wouldn't die. I'm. sorry. That was the episode she really. just told the internet like what she's. been struggling with since she was in. the fourth grade. So it's I mean we. can't even really tell you guys what it. is and how she struggles with it in. detail because we're not her, but if you. go back and watch that episode, you'll. understand more of what she's been going. through and what she was going through. and you know how it's just kind of like. And I didn't really understand it.

either. Like it's not like uh. It's not like uh I don't know what I. used to think like OCD was and stuff. like that. And I don't even know if it's. just OCD or what all it is, but it's not. just like uh. What's like the OCD I got used to think. of was. >> It's not like oh I just have to. >> have to have my room clean. Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah. Everything has to. be in a certain line. >> not like oh I need to put my the remote. has to be this direction. >> At least not for her. >> It is. There is OCD like that, but. that's not the kind that she suffers. from. >> Yeah, there's there's OCD that like I. know a lot of people struggle with that.

is like that where it's like they have. to go make sure the door is locked 12. times before they go to bed. And they. have to twist it three times or. something like that. Yeah. Like and it. and they really struggle with it and. they know it makes no sense to go do. that. >> Yeah. But they have to go do it. They. just for some reason feel like they have. to go twist the doorknob three times to. make sure the door is locked. If they. don't do it they can't sleep. >> think almost. Well not I would say a lot of people. almost everyone as when they're a kid. they they do things like that. Like I. did things like that, but never to like. a severe like extent at all. Yeah.

>> little things like that. >> And it's also something that you just. like grew out of. Yeah. >> has a portion of their mind that has. that for some sort of reason whether. it's like um certain things. I think. there's a it's a thing that's supposed. to be in your brain. to help you like stay safe and things. like that. It's like oh I need to make. sure not to be perfect, but I need to. make sure these things happen and I. think sometimes that thing can just be. more for certain people. >> Yeah. Like I remember as a kid I I'd go down. the aisles in Walmart. And do you guys.

remember the rollback things that would. stick out? Yeah. I felt like I had to touch every. single one. >> Yeah, that's just you wanting to touch. them. Yeah, no I felt like I had to. touch every single one. >> dad acting like that? It's like his. mental health issue. No no no. No. Hitting all the Walmart signs. I'm. saying it made it made no sense, but I I. would think like oh I didn't get that. one. I have to go back and get it. It's. like I have to go back and get it. >> feel like it's a little bit more common. though in kids and a lot of people do. just kind of grow out of it. But even from what Harper has like been. struggling with it's not that. Like. >> It's completely different really. >> It's completely different and it it's.

such a big part of her life. Like it she. just was she she contemplated everything. she was doing. And it's like I don't. know. It it just wasn't like a super It. is starting to get in the way of like. family and things like that. >> In her personal life and so she's wanted. to like go get more help. >> I do want to talk about it more cuz I I. want to share more about it, but it's. also her story. So I don't want to like. >> as soon as Harper gets back to like I'm. sure she's going to want to tell you. guys everything. Like everything that's. happened to her while she's been gone. and like how she got help and how she's.

doing when she gets back and stuff. So. like. >> Yeah. Also she doesn't have a phone. That's why she you guys won't see her. like posting anywhere. >> If you do see posting it's from a parent. posting on her account or something like. that or or even us or something like. that. >> Yeah yeah. So if you you see like a. podcast Oh I think all the podcasts that. were pre-recorded are already out. >> Yeah. But if you see like a short or. something gets posted that was like. filmed before she left. >> Yeah. Or like we we might have some like. club videos or like I have a a YouTube. vlog that she was in like stuff like. that. And when she gets back like right.

now we're anticipating her coming back. on when she gets back. >> But she could get back and also decide. like hey like I need more time to. >> Yeah. Yeah the thing is I'm assuming I. would say. within one to three months she'll. probably be back on the pod. But like I said she could want to take. more time or whatever. I don't we don't. really know exactly. Uh but she will. with most likely 99% probably be coming. back on the podcast. Um so you guys will. see her eventually and she'll probably. explain everything way more in detail.

than we can, but [laughter]. Yeah, but for right now. it's us. Yeah. And we are very happy to. support Harper and her family in any way. that we can. Is this getting posted on. Wednesday? Uh yeah. If y'all are coming. to the Oklahoma City show or the Houston. show or Dallas show, we are going to. have a box for Harper cuz I know a lot. of y'all come to the show and y'all. bring like little gifts and things. We're going to have a box set aside. because Harper's not gone. She's still. here. So we will have a box for y'all to.

put gifts and bracelets or whatever you. want in and that will get to Harper. >> Whether it's now we might mail it to her. or if it's in a month or so from now. when she comes back she'll have all the. presents to open. >> Yeah. >> Also for the Oklahoma City show, Dallas. show and Houston. is December 7th. >> Okay, let's be real. Half the fun of. having a Cash App card is making it. yours. You can actually customize the. design. Pick a color, add stamps, doodles, or even an inside joke with. your friends. It's like your debit card. just got a personality upgrade. And.

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but I'm assuming she'll be gone for. Houston. I don't know. Um but for. Oklahoma City and Dallas which is this. week she won't be there at those shows. on tour. Houston can't say for sure yet. Um and then if you guys are going to the. overseas shows in Australia or London or. Ireland or any of those places. uh she. >> It's to be determined. That's pretty far. away though, but I I assume that's. likely. Right now it's it's she's. planning on making Yeah, she's going to. the shows. >> also you never know like how she's going. to be feeling. Yeah, but those are long. ways away. I'm pretty sure she's still.

going to those. once she's back. But these immediate. ones Dallas and Oklahoma she's back. >> Yeah. And that is another thing I know. that she really struggled with was. knowing that she was on tour and that. she has so much content that she films. that she wants to put out for you guys. Like that was another reason she. struggled with this decision so much was. she was like feeling like she was going. to let so many people down. Like by just. not going to shows or not posting and. stuff. And she just literally had to be. convinced by like us and her family that. like her mental health is like way more.

important than showing up to a show, you. know? >> it's it's sucks. Like we all wish she. was there and like we're going to miss. her and stuff. But. >> loves doing the shows. >> Yeah, she had so much like she enjoys. doing the shows and stuff, but. at the end of the day like none of that. is as important as making sure that. she's okay mentally. Like. >> Yeah. I mean she's going to miss a lot. while she's there. It's that part's sad, but I know that it's worth it in the. long run. Like she's there's a chance. she'll probably miss Christmas. She'll. probably miss like different stuff.

because she's there. And but I know she. recognizes that it's good for her and so. she's excited to be there and like get. that help. But it's also like really. sad. Um Yeah. So if you guys just want. to like for everybody that's going to. miss her. Yeah. I know you guys are. going to miss her too, but like her. family I know misses her. Yeah. It's. probably I mean it's definitely the. hardest on her immediate family. Oh so. >> close friends. So if you could just like. pray for Harper and like pray for her. family right now cuz like this is really. difficult on everyone.

Yeah. Um. Yeah. Like. for us I know their family like we were. just kind of like oh like well what. about the shows and stuff? And we were. like don't worry about the shows. Like that's so irrelevant. >> Like the shows like at the end of the. day they can be canceled if somebody. needs to go to the like a hospital like. this to go get care. Like for example if. if Kate was pregnant and she's having a. baby. unfortunately we'd have to cancel the. show because Kate is pregnant and she'd. be having a baby. Yeah. This is similar.

situation like. Harper's mental health comes before. putting on a show even though we love. all you guys so much and we want to be. going to shows. Unfortunately And I. actually. something Harper's mom had said which I. had like never thought about it like. this, but. like your brain is an organ and when. it's not functioning properly you have. to go get help. The same way if your. heart isn't functioning properly you. need to go get help. Like. >> Yeah. it's something that needs to be. taken care of. And I feel like people. like write off mental health issues like. this because it's like.

I don't even know what the word is. Like. it is physically hurting her. Yeah. Some. people will just be like oh you're being. dramatic. >> Yeah. Like it's like how deep is this. issue really? But like it's really. >> thought that at first when we first met. Harper. Yeah. Like well we didn't. understand the extent of it. I did not. understand at all. And I was like oh. Harper's just using her OCD to maybe try. to get what she wants or something like. that. >> Yeah. >> And then it's like after getting to know. her over the past couple years it's like. oh. no this is something that actually. really struggles with. This isn't just. an excuse to get out of doing homework.

or something. >> Yeah. Um. Yeah. It's something that she actually. struggles with. Yeah. I know we talked. to um Harper's mom and she doesn't want. us to disclose too much about where. Harper is, but did she say that we can. share like some activities that she's. doing? Oh nothing? Okay. >> All right. Yeah. Well good try I guess. >> [laughter]. >> Good try. You know I just wanted to let. y'all know that she's happy. But she is. she is happy. She's having fun. She's. having fun but we unfortunately cannot. disclose anything that may. put her spot in danger.

Yeah, I thought you left her at the. pound. You're like. she's having a good time. Well, that's. what I wanted to say like she is but. she's not in like what you would think. like. >> place. Yeah, it's not She's not like in. some white wall insane asylum. That's. what I was trying to get at is can we. tell them like she's not like in like. white wall hallways. has to wear white socks and a white suit. and. >> [laughter]. >> like has to like really be careful on. what she says. No, she's in a place that. where she's happy. She's taking care of. She has friends. Like she's okay. Yeah. So.

But we miss her. Yeah. But we also can. send her letters and she gets phone. calls a few times a week so. >> Yeah, so if y'all want to leave any. comments or anything, I'm sure that. Harper's mom looks through them and I'm. sure that on a call if Harper ever asks, she'll be more than happy to share hey. like all these people miss you. They. love you. They're praying for you and. they really hope that you're getting. better and using this treatment to the. best of your ability to fix yourself and. be able to get back and have a joyful. life. >> Yeah, and that's the like I remember.

like before she. had left, she was super freaked out. about. no one's going to remember me. Like I'm. going to leave. I'm not going to post on. social media and everyone's going to. forget who I am and like no one's going. to remember me when I come back. And I. was like Harper, that is like so far. from the truth. Like I feel like. everybody is going to continue to think. about her until she comes back. Like. whether it's. a month or three months, you know. So, just I feel like. like gifts at the show or like comments.

and stuff like that. Just messages that. she'll be able to look back on to help. her remember that like nobody forgot. about her while she was gone will be. super helpful for her. Yeah, I mean a. lot of people take breaks even from. social media when they something bad has. happened like like they've done. something wrong or they've they're just. taking a break from social media. Like. there's like. I remember Logan Paul like when he he. disappeared for probably like 6 months. to a year. off of YouTube and then came back and. he's still like bigger than ever. So. like I I don't think her going away just. to go get help is going to like hurt her.

anyway. I think when she comes back, she's going to have a big welcome party. from everybody and it's going to be. super fun. It'll be huge. Huge. celebration. We should have a party for. her when she comes back. >> Yeah. No, actual party. Like a live. show. No, [laughter] no like a party at. her house. >> sell tickets. Yeah, no I was thinking. about I'm sure they will honestly do. something. Yeah, it'll be exciting when she comes. back. Yeah, we know you guys are. disappointed if you're coming to those. shows or if you've been to the last show. Chicago. You guys were probably like.

disappointed Harper couldn't make it but. it was for the same reason. >> Yeah. And we're very we're very sorry. and I know that. I know it's like really easy to like get. caught up on things like that and it's. like I was going to the LOL podcast show. and I wanted to see Harper so bad and. like I didn't get to see Harper and it's. like. I'm sorry you're upset. Like we that was. the last thing any of us want to do but. also take a step back and just look at. it from a different perspective and. think like Harper is really hurting. right now. Like before you get mad or. disappointed or upset at or anything, like just try to be as understanding as.

you possibly can because this has. already been a very difficult last like. few months for everybody involved. especially Harper and her family and the. last thing we want is for people to be. you know like. super mad at it, you know. Yeah. Just try to be understanding. They'll see that. Her mom and dad sees. that. She's going to come back and see. that and that's that's not positive. It's not helpful. It's just hurtful. I would say that like literally like 98%.

of the. feedback she has gotten has been. positive. Like Yeah, like most people at. the last show understood like we were. just kind of like hey, Harper's not. here. She's just couldn't make it to the show. due to X, Y, and Z and they were they. were very understanding. Um and so I'm. I'm sure you guys will Yeah. >> receive it the same way at Oklahoma and. Dallas but yeah, it is one of those. things that it is so sad and like we're. so disappointed that um Harper won't be. there and she I know she's disappointed. she won't be there but it's just a.

matter of what comes first and it's like. doing a live show is like super fun for. one night. but it's not. going to affect y'all's life in the long. run or Harper's life in the long run and. this might. So it's like something that. she needs to get help with and so. Yeah. But And I think the show's not. going to be the same obviously without. Harper but it's still going to be fun. Like we're still going to make it. enjoyable for y'all and I think No, we'll have special guests at the show. It's going to be great. You'll have fun.

Yeah. We're all going to be missing her. but it'll be a lot of fun still. Well, we've talked a lot about Harper's mental. health. Anybody want to talk about their. mental health? Yeah, what about your. mental health, Cash? All right, not me. I asked the question. What do you mean? [laughter]. Um well, how is your mental I was I was. referring to Kinsey. Is that me? We all know. About my mental health? Yeah, Matt told. us everything. About my mental health? Yeah. I told him everything. Would you like to open up? Well, I. didn't really realize I had mental.

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your first purchase of a website or. domain. Seriously, no excuses. Get your. idea online today. Would you like to. enlighten me on my mental health issues? No, no, no. I don't know. I was just. trying to you know She's cracked. No, see if anyone else wants to open up. Anybody else want to open up about their. mental health issues? No, no. Um. No, I mean I don't feel like I have. mental health issues. Do y'all think I. have mental health issues? >> [laughter]. >> No. That's a crazy word to look at use. No, we're we're joking. Mental health is. serious. It's like very serious. It's. very serious. There's a lot of people.

that struggle with it. I think everybody. at one point in their life has had some. version of like situational depression. or something whether it's a breakup, whether it's just a hard time with their. career or college or school. Like so many kids that I've met even you. guys have. told us how y'all struggle in school. with tests and things like that. Like. there's I know kids that are panicked to. go to school. Oh, yeah. I was one of. those kids. I had a teacher and this is. going to sound crazy literally like. second grade that I would cry. I would.

cry every day. Yeah. To go to her class? To go to her class. I would cry every. day. Like I literally felt bullied by this. teacher. Like it was it was horrible. It. was because It was because Maverick was. always the teacher's pet in every single. class cuz I was a fantastic kid. >> a straight suck up. The teacher's pet. And this teacher was known in the school. to be ruthless. Oh, I had one of those. in kindergarten. Literally everyone. knew. And this teacher didn't give. Maverick the suck up attention. And she.

put him or he put him on yellow or red. on the That was a different teacher. Different teacher. >> he lost it. Different teacher. Completely different completely. different grade. That was kindergarten. What did you do to get on yellow? That. was in kindergarten. I don't remember. I. don't remember what he did. No, in her. class tragically bad. Well, I remember. every single time I got put on yellow or. red and I remember exactly what it was. for every single time. Wow. I never got. put on yellow or red. In fact, I was. promised a pizza party since I stayed on.

green all year long and then. we never got the pizza party. I got put. on yellow. You were on green all year. long? >> Oh, Kinsey, you don't me, okay? I was. never on yellow ever. Not one time. >> Because you walked up to the board and. put your thing back on green. No, [laughter] because I wanted pizza. And. then at the end of the year, we never. got the pizza party. >> Wow, you were gaslighted. I know. I. think my teacher didn't have the money. for it and I feel kind of bad [laughter]. now. So surprising Cash wasn't a fat. kid. I got. Because he just loved food and he ate.

breakfast like three times a day. He. did. He did eat a Breakfast is the most. important meal of the day. You need to. eat three square breakfasts [laughter]. today, okay? I did today actually. I ate. two breakfasts today. I went and ate. toast and then I waited about 30 minutes. and then I went and ate pancakes on a. stick. Here's the thing with the teacher. I had, guys. You ate my pancakes on a. stick? Yeah, I did. Oh. Okay. I did. He knows. No, the teacher I. had was like one of those teachers that. I'm not kidding. if there was a single. person talking at all in the entire.

class for the entire day, it was like. she'd lose her mind. Like lose her mind. >> to talk at all? Couldn't talk at all. That's. crazy. You shouldn't be teaching. kindergarten or third grade I'm talking. every kid in there was always in. trouble. Every kid was like terrified. She didn't use pizza to try to get us to. do what she wanted. She just used like a. whip. Like her angry voice and like yell. at the kids and they're just like. Okay. Yeah, they're terrified. Like I'm. talking even your hand reaches to.

someone else's desk, watch out. >> [laughter]. >> She's coming. Well, I got put on. red. I jumped straight from green to. red. I didn't even get a yellow card. this day in second grade because I. punched a girl. This was the first TIME I EVER GOT. gaslighted in my life and to this girl. if you remember it count your days. because I've I've been plotting. >> back. I've been plotting for 12 years. >> Wait, so so you didn't punch her? No.

Can I show you what I did? Sounds like a punch to me. >> to punch me? We have [laughter] about. the same size difference as I did with. this girl, okay? We're laying We're. We're laying down. >> No no no, it wasn't nap time. It was. like partner work. >> is this? She fell asleep. Y'all remember nap time? Like do you. guys remember it? >> Yes. >> Yeah, I hated it. I hated nap time. >> We were um working in like our partners. and all throughout the classroom the. teacher was like, "Okay, you and your. partner go find a spot to sit in the. classroom." So me and my friend we. picked a spot on the floor and we're. both laying down on our stomach writing. on our papers and I turned to her and.

we're like, you know, goofing off. obviously we're 8 years old and she says. something and I I laugh and I'm like, "Oh my gosh, >> [laughter]. >> that's so stupid." Like I literally like. I barely touched her. Oh. >> And like this girl saw red. SHE GOES, "OW! >> [screaming]. >> I can't BELIEVE YOU PUNCHED ME! AND SHE SOBBED. SHE YOU LOOK STUPID, BY. THE WAY. WHAT ARE YOU. >> [laughter]. >> SAYING? YOU. JUST look like an anime character.

CUZ I PUNCHED HER. Face was shaking. That's what she did. >> [laughter]. >> OH. >> AND I KNOW IT DIDN'T HURT and then guess. what? She She runs to the teacher, "Miss. Miss Kate punched me.". Be so serious right now. Use your brain. for half a second. And then the teacher was like, "Oh my. gosh, she's crying. Obviously Kate. punched you." I didn't. But because I. was a talker in the second grade and I. always got in trouble for talking, she. didn't believe me. Oh, cuz you were a. talker? Yes, and that's that's why I.

can't have girls. The only reason girls. get. >> [laughter]. >> The only reason girls get moved from. green to red is for talking. I was the. same way. I can't do it. I don't want to. like walk in and I know I just said if. you teach kindergarten through third. grade you should be okay with a little. talking. I'm not a teacher and I don't. want my kids to talk. >> [laughter]. >> I just I don't want them TO COME UP TO. ME. It's like the little squeaky GIRL. VOICE LIKE, "MOM MOM MOM [screaming] MOM. LOOK AT THIS, MOM." AW, that's cute if. it's like one but like. >> No No, oh my gosh. Kenzie hates the. female species. No, oh my gosh.

There is these little girls No, I can't. even say that. Just I know that little. girls play like Barbie and dress up and. they pretend to be cats and stuff and. I'm like, "No, stop. I You're not a cat. Act like a human.". >> [laughter]. >> Oh, but when the little boys are acting. like superheroes it's fine. Yes, that's. fine. >> Hitting each other with fire flames out. of their hand. No, that's fine. >> Okay. I [laughter] I WOULD RATHER DEAL. I would rather deal with broken bones. and blood everywhere than have to hear.

and watch a little girl lick their. hands. That makes me just want to shoot myself. >> Wait, why can they act like a superhero. but not a cat? What are you doing? What. are you doing if your your son starts. acting like a cat? >> Yeah, your son Oh my gosh, I'm telling. Kenzie's son to do that. You want to play cats with me? Yeah, now. go home and play cats with your mom. No, oh my gosh. They will be banished. from the. >> He's going to be like 14, too. They're. going [laughter] to go live at Cash and. Kade's house then because I can't do it. What's Wait, is it just specifically.

cats or can they not play any pretend? >> No, I just remember this very specific. time where these people were playing. cats and they walked up to me and they. wanted me to also play cats and I was. not about it and they just threw this. big huge fit. I can't go into details. because. people might know who it is and I don't. want to share that on the internet. >> Man, see that's like horrible children. I hate when y'all do that. What? Oh. yeah, like say stuff and then they won't. share it. Well, because there's real. people on this earth that we've. encountered and I don't want. >> No, I know but like I need to know.

>> [laughter]. >> who was acting like a cat. Kenzie's out. to put a 6-year-old on blast. Yeah, they. might watch this. Dude, I just put an. 8-year-old on blast. She might watch. this, too. If you're seeing this, I don't care anymore. I was stupid at the time. You're back on green. Think about all. the viewers here, Kenzie, that might. play cats. Please don't play cats. Just please. You can play with your cat. Don't. [laughter] Don't be a cat. Oh, that also.

That makes me think about how What great. life advice. Should I share that? Play. with your cat. about Halloween or am I. going to get canceled? >> Yeah, you can share that. What about. Halloween? >> going to get canceled? When she was. Master Shifu running down the street? Why would you get canceled for being. Master Shifu? Oh, Kenzie got chased by a. furry. Yeah, that's what happened. [laughter]. I did. I don't know if it was cuz I was. also an animal and they thought I was A. CAT. >> I WAS THERE ON HALLOWEEN. I DIDN'T SEE. NO furry chase down. It was No, it was. it was after we had left the house and.

WE WENT TO. >> OH, YEAH, WHEN THE FURRY WAS TRYING TO. GIVE YOU A HUG? YES. >> NO, you wanted a picture with her. No, he wanted a hug. No, you wanted a. picture. >> he was coming in for a hug though but he. wanted a picture. Kenzie, you guys at. first. Wait, let me just before I just get. absolutely roasting canceled, it had. nothing to do with the fact that this. person was a furry. Maybe they weren't a. furry. Maybe it was just their costume, who knows? You never know. Actually no, I know because HE TOLD [laughter] ME. NO, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I WAS RUNNING. FROM HIM. I WAS RUNNING from him because. he was a strange man running after me.

and I'm a girl. That's why I was. running. No, you were Master Shifu. You. don't know. That is true. I was Master. Shifu. You should go look at my TikTok, it's pretty funny, I think. I did a. great job. Pop up a picture of Kenzie as Master. Shifu. [laughter]. But so I'm just walking down the street, you know, I get a rock IN MY CROC. >> [laughter]. >> I REALLY DID. I WASN'T TRYING TO BE. FUNNY. SHE DID. IT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO. REASON. [laughter]. >> "OH OH, there's a rock in my shoe." And. Kade was like, "Let's get it out.". >> Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Why was that. so funny to everyone? Like I laughed, too, but like why?

>> [laughter]. >> A rock in my croc. So I stop AND I TAKE I TAKE THE ROCK OUT. OF MY CROC and I put it back on. As I'm. putting my shoe back on, this guy like. turns the corner. He comes around Kade. and he looks at me and he's like, "Master Shifu." And he bows down to her. >> Yeah, he like bows and I was like put. that shoe back on and I was like, "Hi.". And I just kept going, you know? Mind my. own business. >> Well, keep in mind this night Mav and. Kenzie were dressed up as Kung Fu Panda. and Master Shifu. They had the best. costumes like in the area we were in so. everybody was like pointing it out.

Yeah. >> wasn't like good costumes. >> No, THEY WERE REALLY LIKE. >> [laughter]. >> PROBABLY TERRIFYING. POP UP A PICTURE OF. HIM. BUT MAV had multiple people. >> that took a lot of drugs. >> no, it was so funny because like a lot. of times if we go out if people like. know us from social media they'll ask to. take a picture but this night nobody. knew who we were but they kept asking. Maverick for a picture dressed up as. Kung Fu Panda. [laughter]. >> Everywhere I go, man. It was funny. They were like, "Can I get. a picture?" I was like, "Do they know. who he is?" And then they were just. like, "Love the costume." I was like, [laughter] "Oh." Yeah. So it was. semi-normal that this guy wanted to take.

a picture with me but it was still kind. of weird cuz like why do you want to. take a picture with a random stranger. that you've never seen before in your. life? You're just going to have this. picture on your phone? Weird. So but. anyways, I was nice to him and I was. just like, "Oh, hi." and I kept walking. Well, then like maybe 5 seconds had gone. by and we're a good length away from. this guy and he was like, "Wait." And he. starts running at me which scared me so. then I start running but he doesn't stop. running. So he's just got this. >> He's chasing her with his paws out. >> Yeah, literally paws. [laughter].

He's got furry arms and like claws on. his hands and he has. like a big head. >> head. >> Yes, and he's like sprinting at me and. I'm like, "Oh, no." And he's talking in. this grown man voice. He's like, "Hey, wait. Master Shifu Master Shifu, I want. to take a picture with you.". And he's like sprinting so I start. running and I WAS LIKE, "NO. NO." IN. [laughter] MY MASTER Shifu outfit and he. doesn't stop. >> in the Shifu outfit. THEY'RE LIKE. SHE was low-key like in Master Shifu. voice, too. She's like, "NO, NO PHOTO.".

SHE DID. SHE STAYED IN CHARACTER. >> [laughter]. >> NO, but then he finally catches up to me. because I got little legs and he's a. grown man. And he's like, "I just want to take a. picture." And I was like, "Okay, well. okay." And so I say okay, right? No, you. said No no no, wait no. I did say okay. and then he gets really like he starts. to like come in and I WAS LIKE, "FROM. FAR AWAY. Far away." That's when I. started being rude. >> And then Kenzie ran. She said, "From far. away. From far away." And then I started. running again and HE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS. A HATE CRIME." And I was like, He said.

this is specifically. >> hate crime to chase young girls down the. street. That's a hate crime." He said. it's a hate crime. To you were Master. Shifu. How was he supposed to know you. were a girl? He said it's a hate crime. against furries. Did it have anything to. do with the fact that he was a furry? No, it was the fact that he's a grown. man chasing me. >> furry on furry crime if you guys got. into a fight. I don't think it's that. big of a deal. Calling it a hate crime is insane. >> No, all I remember is looking back and. seeing Kenzie and Master Shifu running. and she WAS LIKE, "FROM FAR AWAY." FROM. FAR AWAY. >> [laughter]. >> SHE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW when boxers are.

like in a ring and they're walking. around each other? That's what she was. doing to this guy. She was walking. around him like, "No. No no no." If she. would have had the little bamboo stick. that Master Shifu had, she would have. been smacking him in the head. >> That's the only thing I was missing from. my costume and I but it's a good thing I. didn't have it cuz I probably would have. hit him. You should [laughter] have. Yeah. I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "NO." I DON'T. KNOW. IN REAL LIFE IF A MAN IS chasing. you like that and he's like, "I just. want to take a picture." and you don't. know him, you you should hit him with a. stick. I just got overwhelmed. >> Yeah. Man, I'll tell you what. Halloween. was fun. Not only did Kenzie get chased.

by a furry but we me and Cash had to. chase down a kid. >> not flex this on the internet. What? We. did some chasing. >> are like two grown men. They forget that. they're like grown adult men. THIS THIS I DON'T KNOW IF I'D DO IT. AGAIN, TOO. THIS WORLD I DON'T KNOW WHAT. WE'VE COME TO. This kid came up to me. and first of all, before this has. happened, I was talking last year we. handed out candy on Halloween and these. kids had a little bit of attitude in. them and I was like, "What happened to. kids nowadays?" And then No no no, not. not these specifically. Just kids in.

general. But a lot of the kids that came. by just like They were like like And. then for this Halloween, we step. outside. First trick-or-treaters that. come up We're like We're like sitting in. our front yard handing out candy. We're. not like in our house. We go sit in the. front yard. First kids that walk by, group of kids, they go, "Hey, yo, y'all got any candy. yet?". I was like, "What happened to TRICK OR. TREAT?". >> [laughter]. >> WHAT? YOU JUST SAY, "HEY, YO, y'all got. candy yet we can have?". I was like, "What?" Every time I had to. walk up to a house, my mom was like, "You better say trick or treat and thank. you.". >> Okay, well, how were you going.

>> have walked up to your house and been. like, "Hey, yo, you got candy yet for. me?" My mom would have spanked me, put. me in the car, and drove me home. >> [laughter]. >> And why do you say trigger treat? Trigger treat? What? >> Trick or treat? I was like, I was like, "When you go up. to the door?". >> He's saying you're saying trigger like a. gun. >> You say trigger treat. Trigger treat. [laughter]. That's what you say. What do you mean? >> Trick or treat. It's not trigger treat, it's trick or treat. >> If anybody pronounces that, I mean, you're just a weirdo. Trick or treat. You say [laughter] trigger treat. You go. trigger treat. Trigger. Hello, trigger treat.

>> Don't say it like That's [laughter] what. you would say. Okay. You need to You. need to. >> Trigger or treat? Which one? Your choice, not mine. Anyways, the first group [laughter] of. kids that come, they're like, "Hey, yo, where yo candy at?" I was like, "Get the. freak out of my face." And. >> And then I gave them candy. >> Yeah, and then. some We set out We're sitting out in our. chairs and all that. And then some kids. come by, you know, there's like some. average nice kids, whatever. And then. there's like some kids that are a little. like, "Where my candy at?" And I'm like, "Yo, what? What happened Seriously, what. happened to kids?" And then.

>> Not even like dressed up. Yeah. And then. this one kid comes by, and we were. handing out our slime, and we had slime. containers for all of them and candy. And this one kid takes slime, moves on. And then later on he comes back with a. mask on. Er Wait, no, no. And then he he took two. slimes the first time, that's what it. was. He took two slimes the first time. I didn't see this. I just wasn't paying. attention. And then the kid comes back. with a mask on. And I was like, "That. kid already took two slimes and he's. back for more." And I said, "Don't take. another slime." I said, "Did you already.

take two?" And he laughs. And I was. like, "Don't take another one." And he's. like, "What?" And. he takes a slime and runs away. >> in the box and he goes like and runs. [snorts]. And I'm on my laptop I'm on my laptop. doing some stuff. And when I I said, "Don't take another one." And he said, "Well, I'm not going to" and he takes it. and runs. And I just put my laptop down. and I go. and then I book it off after him down. the neighborhood. And I'm chasing this. kid down the neighborhood AND HE'S LIKE, "AH! [screaming] AH!". AND THEN MAV STARTS FOLLOWING BEHIND ME. RUNNING, TOO. HE'S GOT KUNG FU PANDA.

HE'S GOT KUNG FU PANDA. YEAH. I WAS. GOING TO COLOR HIM BROWN. >> [screaming]. >> I'M NOT KIDDING. CASH SAID THIS IS. EXACTLY HOW IT WENT. Cash is He like. pulls his laptop down kind of. He's. like, "Hey, you already got some Don't. take some." WELL, THE THING DON'T DON'T. take no more. And he reaches in and. grabs the two, and I'm like standing. kind of behind Cash, and Cash is there. And in the kid takes off running, and. I'm like in my Kung Fu Panda suit. I'm. like, "Frick, got to get my STOMACH BACK. IN.". >> [laughter]. >> AND THEN CASH LIKE CLOSED HIS LAPTOP AND. WE'RE RUNNING down the street. >> He's got Cash Baker and Kung Fu Panda.

chasing him through the neighborhood. >> TOOK A TIKTOK VIDEO OF ME LIKE, "YO, is. this Cash and Mav on Halloween?" And. they just put the SONG BEHIND IT. EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU PANDA. Cash and Kung Fu Panda. And then. [laughter]. I'm so fat, I knocked Cash over while WE. WERE RUNNING. MAV LITERALLY HITS ME AS WE'RE RUNNING. on the street, and. >> My stomach was too big. >> I eat it on the pavement, and then I. like roll and then keep going, and we're. still [laughter] chasing this kid. And. then we finally get to the kid and we. like circle him and he's like, "Okay, fine. Fine. Fine." Oh, I didn't know. y'all actually got to him.

>> Yeah, and he gives us the slime back. And then he came back about 20, 30. minutes later and has another mask on. And I was like, >> Where's he getting all these masks? I. was like, "Uh-uh, you back away from. that." And then. as I'm telling him this, where was I going? Something happened. Hold on. >> His brother came. I lost my train of. thought. Lost my train of thought. >> Oh, yeah, I almost yelled at his twin. brother cuz I didn't realize he had a. twin brother. And That's what it was. Yeah, and I. almost yelled at his That's what I'm.

Yeah, he did. And Mav was like, "Don't. take it." And they were like, "He hasn't. had one yet." Anyways, the kid comes. back with another mask on and tries to. take another one. And as soon as I see. him, I put down my laptop again. And. this time I rush him before he can run. Mind you Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. I rush. the kid before he can run, and I grab. his candy sack, and I was going to take. all his candy, and I reached my. >> actually? Yeah. No. What? >> No, he's taking stuff from us, we're. going to take stuff from him. >> Y'ALL ARE ADULTS. Y'ALL ARE ADULTS. YOU. GOT TO TEACH A KID YOU CAN'T MESS WITH. AN ADULT.

>> YOU A KID, BRO. YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU. DOING? First off, you This kid, when he. first got there, literally tried to. steal our whole candy bowl. HE LITERALLY PICKED UP THE WHOLE CANDY. BOWL. YEAH, he was running. NO, IF I. WOULD HAVE GONE AROUND, HE WOULD HAVE. TOOK IT. IF I didn't count I took like. two steps towards him and I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa." If I didn't walk. towards him, he was going to keep. walking with that candy bowl. >> They need their candy stolen. Yeah. And. so I grab his candy sack out of his. hand. Sometimes it's a trick, not. >> and be like, "They're horrible. Don't. ever go by that house." I would have. I. SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE KIDS I wasn't. allowed to say. Anyways, all I'm saying.

is parents should make their kids take. one piece of candy. I never in my life. Never in my life when I was trick or. treating if there was one they said take. one or the people said take one, No. >> never did I take more candy than I. should. >> I just assumed I'm allowed one. >> about some candy that cost you $10. No, that's not That's not the point. It was. the principle. And anyways, once I took. the kid's candy sack, I reached my hand. in his bag, and he had no candy. He. emptied it all out. And I was like I. looked at it and I said, "This is the. most pathetic candy sack I've ever seen. in my life." And I threw it back at him.

I have a question. Cuz right down the. street like It seemed like literally. every single parent in the neighborhood. was at the house down the street from. us. Mhm. Did anyone say anything? No, but they saw us chasing the kid. I think. there's no way they missed me. They. probably thought [laughter] it was. funny, though. Maybe. >> No, I guarantee you they all asked, "What happened?" And then he had to say, "I stole things.". >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. No, cuz then we had kids coming by. later and they were like, "Why did you. chase him?" They were like, "What. happened to Jimmy?" And I was like, I'm.

assuming that's his name or whatever it. was. And I was like, "Oh, he stole.". You don't want to hang out. >> I wouldn't hang out with Jimmy. >> [laughter]. >> Jimmy's going to You don't want to hang. out with a Unfortunately, and it's just. It is just a case of like they were like. 11, 12-year-old boys and. No, they know who we are, so they like. to provoke us. Provoke us? Y'all have. done that. If your parents. >> not doing that. I don't I don't think. they would have actually stolen. Like. yeah, I do Don't get me wrong. No, no, no. Don't get me is the only part I. would say I might would have done. If. there was nobody watching the candy bowl.

What the and [laughter] it was out. there, you might catch me like kind of. looking through it. No, no. I might. would have done it if we were like trick. or treating and we came across some. YouTubers. Like if Jake Paul was handing. out something he said to take one, I. might would have been like, That's what. I'm saying. They know that we're just A. YOUTUBER. [laughter]. YEAH. THEY THEY KNOW THAT WE'RE JAKE. PAUL. THEY'RE YOU'RE LITERALLY SAYING. YOU WOULD HAVE. YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WOULD HAVE DONE. THE SAME THING THAT THIS kid just did. >> Yeah. I'm on this side of the spectrum. >> [laughter]. >> I got to hate on the kid. We're the ones. with 4-ft longer legs than him, so.

No, I'm every I. Just a disclaimer because I don't want. our neighbors to literally hate us. But. >> They can't hate us when they gave We. gave their kid a labubu. Not all of. them. We gave him like 30 Nerf guns. Yeah. I don't want them to not like us, though. >> Not like us, we're joking. We're. trolling. We're obviously friends with. the kids. But don't come back. But I'll. chase you. I'll still chase you and beat. you. >> [laughter]. >> So, you can't threaten that. Like. parents Some parents don't like that. Well, don't steal. >> [laughter].

>> Yeah, anyway. You know what my dad used. to always say? I'm going to teach you to you or someone. else is going to. Yep. >> be like, "Either I'm going to spank you. now, or later on in your life Someone's. going to do way worse to you." Yeah. And. I was like, "Okay, just spank me then.". >> [laughter]. >> What the. And it's true. If you don't teach them a. lesson, someone else is going to teach. them a lesson. We did have that. experience one time as well. When. Just whenever some Mav had told somebody. he was like, "Stop acting like that or. it's going to catch up to you one day.". And it caught up to him later that day.

Wait, Cash hit him? Yeah, I I I slapped. him. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I have bad uh. I wouldn't call it anger issues. It's. slight anger issues. >> No, I think I have I have a soul. I have a soul like Batman and What's. that. >> like Batman? You know who wants justice? Justice. >> Yeah. What's that other guy called? Steal from the poor, give to the rich. >> Robin Hood. No, that's Wait, steal from. the rich, give to the poor. Robin Hood. I'm like Robin Hood. I need justice to. be served. Intellectually. >> isn't very good at like Like if somebody.

like does some Like I don't I'd say more. like Deadpool. I never really Actually, he's not a. >> Like he's never going to He's never. going to hit a nice person. Like he. would never ever hit somebody that's. like actually a good person. You've only. ever hit people that like you thought. deserved to be hit, I guess. I don't. know. >> Yeah, I just don't know what makes you. think you're the judge and the jury, you. know? Yeah, like think about this. Doesn't get you somewhat excited if you. saw like Imagine you saw a dude, just an. average-looking dude, and he like shoved. your grandma to the ground. Doesn't get. you excited for you It was like me, you,

and three other of our homies to go hit. him? Excited? Yeah, it's like, "Oh, we're going to show him some justice.". Excited? >> a grandma? You excited? Excited is not. the word. >> because he pushed a grandma and you No, no, not if. No, if someone pushed your grandma, you. can push them. It's called. legally. >> Protect this Protecting the grandma. I. don't know if that's legally allowed to. happen. >> Yeah, because that's threatening the. grandma's life. If you push a grandma. down, she could die. Yeah. Yeah. >> If you I don't think.

five guys are allowed to jump another. dude. I don't know. If someone was. robbing a grandma, I don't think the. cops would think anything of it if you. like two. There's There's At least in Texas, it's. like if somebody else's life is in. danger, you are allowed to interfere. Yeah. So, I'm just saying I just like justice. Yeah, let me tell you this. Ain't you. ever interfered with someone's life in. danger. You're talking about a kid that. stole your slime. >> [laughter]. >> and another kid who wouldn't pay for. pizza, and so you slapped him. I know. I. just I hate.

I hate. people. What? Not people. It's a joke. Okay. No, I know what you don't like. You. don't like. >> gets angry over principle. >> like like entitlement. >> He gets to angry over principle. >> feels like. I don't have to do this or I'm allowed. to do what I want. I'm allowed to take. what I want. He gets very upset by that. And you guys do too. Yeah, but I don't. hit people. WELL, OH, OH. SOMETIMES PEOPLE NEED TO BE HIT. THAT'S what my dad used to tell me right. before he spanked me. >> [laughter]. >> He goes, "You know what? Sometimes kids.

need to be hit. So, bend over. Here we. go.". >> [laughter]. >> And I think you're down for hitting. people. Me? I do. I can see it anyway. I. You think I'm down for hitting people? >> I don't think I'd hit a person. >> You've hit me so many more times in my. life I can't even count. I've not ever. hit you. >> [laughter]. >> LOOK AT HIM LAUGH. I hit him so much. I'm not kidding. Hit. We were going to talk about hit. You. tried to ram me with your car. No, I. didn't. >> What the Wait, you never heard that? No. Yeah, I am barely lucky to be alive. Me.

too. I feel that. My sister's almost run. me over several times. >> Yeah, Mav was behind the wheel. I was. there. >> [laughter]. >> Almost run me over. Y'all know if. someone wants to run you over, they're. going to run you over. >> NO, I WAS ALMOST RUN OVER. MY SISTER. didn't want to run me over. She just. almost run me over out of anger several. times. To be fair, I was also hanging. out with you. >> Kate on the phone right now? >> Awesome. Thank you so much. >> And she doesn't even have her mic. enclosed. We can't even hear the phone. call. >> you. Bye.

Okay, what was that about? Oh, just you. know. What? The eagle is in the nest. >> No. Wait, what? You know what that means? Was it Tara? Oh, no. >> No, it's Honey. She just got her hair. cut. >> was it was Petco. >> [laughter]. >> It was Petco. >> was going into birth. Yeah, what does. that have to do with Honey? >> That means that means Honey is available. for pick up. She just got her hair cut. from Petco and I can go pick her up now. Okay. Also, can we talk about mental. health again? Yeah. Yeah. >> suffering. Yeah, after that that kid out.

ran me. That was the true story. >> [laughter]. >> your mental health? Huh? When you got. back from Japan? Yeah. Did you have a. good night's rest? >> Do you have Japan depression? That's. it's a real thing. >> it? It's a real thing. >> You miss Japan? >> I saw it on TikTok. He said, you know, when most travelers leave Japan they. have Japan depression. So, you missed. Japan. No, it's about seeing all the horrible. things that happened there. It gives you. depression. No, I don't think it is. >> Okay. No, yeah, it's about like when you. leave Japan you're like just sad cuz you. want to go back. Do you feel that? No. Really? I don't. Except I I do really.

miss the wagyu man. Ooh, wagyu. >> steak? >> It was a really fun trip. >> And, believe it or not, tongue is pretty. good. You ate tongue? >> Ew, cow tongue. It tasted like meat, but. I could never eat it again. Yeah, I. mean, if if you really think about it, maybe they brainwashed me. Maybe, I. don't know. But, they said, "It's just a. muscle like every other muscle you eat.". What are you doing? Thinking about. eating my tongue. >> [laughter]. >> And think about it like this. It's kind of weird when you think about. it cuz imagine. >> Mav, Mav, Mav. >> Wait, wait, no, I need to I need this. for my demonstration. Imagine you just.

cut Mav's tongue off. Ready? And then imagine I just have his tongue. And then I just throw it on the grill. And I'm not kidding, it takes about 30. seconds to cook it. And then imagine I. just take Mav's tongue and eat it. Are you stealing Harper's trick right. now? Ew. Ew. >> [laughter]. >> Why does it look so weird? No, but we. did. We ate cow tongue. It was pretty. good. Um, that was the only adventurous. thing I really tried in Japan. What are. you talking about? We did a lot of. adventurous things. No, I mean like food.

wise. Oh. I think we had other adventurous things. >> that. I just wanted to know how your. nights rest was the night you got back. How they slept? What a good podcast. question. [laughter]. What? I mean, shut your mouth, Mav. You want. to know too. How they Oh, how we slept? >> do want to know how you slept. What does. that even mean? I don't think it. probably affected you as much as it. probably affected you. Hm. What does. this even mean? Well, Wait, when we got back from Japan? Yeah,

how how was it getting How was it. crawling into your bed? Oh, no. What happened to my bed? Oh. I was like, "What the freak did Kinsey. do?" I told you she was going to think. that. She wasn't even going to think it. was a joke. She was just going like, "KINSEY'S AN IDIOT.". >> NO, CASH WOULD HAVE CAUGHT ON AND BEEN. PRETTY MAD. >> I WAS LIKE, "WHO MAKES YOU WOULD HAVE. CAUGHT ON. I right before we left I put. my sheets in the washer and dryer, but. they didn't finish. So, I had asked. Kinsey if she could put our like bed. sheets on our bed so that when we got. home our bed would be made. And Imagine.

Imagine I asked Mav that. Hey, while I'm. gone to Japan, >> [laughter]. >> can you like make my bed? >> You don't know how mad I was. I'm like, "Can you Can you make my bed while I'm. gone?" I was very upset doing it. Good. boy. I was like, "You didn't I had to. help her." [laughter] YOU MADE MY BED? I. HAD to help her. THAT'S SO FUNNY. BOY, YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. YOU'RE SUCH a good. boy. >> I did it for my wife, not for you. No, I. asked Mav to help me and he was like, "No, I'm not doing that." And I was. like, "Just help me. It'll go by so much. faster then I can move on." And he was. like, "This is stupid. I'm not making. Cash's bed." And then Pape walks in.

He's like, "What are y'all doing IN. HERE?". >> [laughter]. >> YOU. GOT CAUGHT MAKING MY BED. I WAS LIKE, "OH, WE'RE MAKING THEIR BED." And Pape. was like, "Don't do that. Undo it. Just. throw it on the floor." And I was like, "No, we're not doing that." Wait, why. would he say that? Cuz he was like, "They make their own bed. You don't need. to do that." Nah, dude making another. dude's bed is To be fair, I would have. had my bed made, but I put my clothes in. the wash and then I put them in the. dryer. And then you guys. >> I didn't think twice about it. But, all. the guys thought No, they thought it was. ridiculous. >> Then you guys took my clothes my bed. sheets out of the dryer and then I. didn't have time because you guys were.

using the dryer. >> That's so funny. You made my bed. You. did it to yourself. >> And then one of your homies walked in on. you making my bed. I mean, that's like. the worst thing you could be walked in. on. I don't want to be walked in on butt. naked. It was bad. It was bad, man. Well, BASICALLY. >> YEAH, WHAT SO, WHAT HAPPENED? >> THEY JUST LIKE folded the sheet up. weird. I tried to get in our bed and I. couldn't cuz it was like wrapped up. funny. And then I was like, "Why Who in. the world makes a bed like this?" And I. was like, "I don't know." If Kinsey. sleeps in her bed like this every night, like whatever. And I just like moved it. around until I could get in my bed. Oh. It was a trap. Well, we did. >> in your bed. We locked the bed. We took.

the sheet that like goes over the top of. you. And we tucked it in the front of. the bed like where your head is. So, that way when you got in you'd go like. this. And you couldn't put your legs all the. way down. Yeah, see I caught it before I. even got in bed because I always pull. the top sheet and I get under the top. sheet. I don't sleep just under the. comforter. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You You. could do that still. Yeah, the way we did it. We open the top. sheet and you get in and then you try to. push your feet to the end and you're. like, "Where are my feet stuck?" That's. sad you guys did all that effort when we. didn't even know.

It wasn't really any effort. It was just. the only part that made it fun for me. doing your bed. The other adventurous. thing I tried while we were in Japan is. I rented a girlfriend for the day in. Japan. And a girlfriend? I did. I rented a. girlfriend for the day in Japan. How was. that? >> went shopping. You rented a girlfriend? >> You didn't stay alone with her all day? Rent a girl. Wait, so hold on. You get. to Japan, you drop your wife off and the. first thing you did was go rent a. girlfriend? >> Well, no, not first thing. We did other. things. We went to Disneyland. We did. dates by ourselves. And then You were.

ready for something new. I was ready to. move on with my life. >> Something fresh. Needed to start a. needed to experience the whole culture. >> Why did you rent a girlfriend? Um, well, to be fair, it was an obacha. No. Obacha? >> He keeps saying it wrong. Ubacha. Is that right? >> Obacha. >> Kumbacha? >> Obacha. >> He always goes umbacha. Like he's some. freaking. No, I rented an obacha, right? Obacha? Why are you not answering me? Is it. obacha? I don't care what it's called. Why did you rent a girlfriend? Konnichiwa. No. >> To say hello? And obacha. That's the.

only two Japanese words I know in case. you were wondering. But, no, I rented a. girlfriend for a video and she turned. out she was about approximately like. 75 years old. What? >> [laughter]. >> And we still went on dates. We got. matching t-shirts. We went and tried. candies together. We went to the arcade. We held hands. And then You rented somebody's. grandmother. You rented a grandmother? >> I did.

It was And then And you know what was. bad? I only rented her for 30 minutes. What? [laughter]. And then at the end of the 30 minutes. >> minutes. No, listen. And then at the end. of the 30 minutes. >> That feels illegal to rent someone's. grandmother. >> right? And then at the end of the 30. minutes she looked at her watch and she. said, "Time's up." And I was like, "What?" And she just left. [laughter]. I was like, "Where did my She was not. getting any overtime. >> I was like, "Where did my grandma. [laughter] go?" And she didn't speak. hardly any English at all, but she knew. time's up. Yeah, she's like, "Your time's up." I. was like, "Man.". >> So, you rented a grandma for 30 minutes?

Yeah, low key she's raking too. It's. $200. You paid $200 to hang out with someone's. grandma for 30 For 30 minutes. [laughter]. IT WASN'T LIKE she was a special grandma. either. Did this grandma like do back. flips or something? That's the thing. I. mean, legit, just a grandma. So, for. just being a grandma you can make 200. $400 an hour. They don't do that here in. America. Yeah. And I just bought her a bunch of things. too on top of that. So, IT ACTUALLY YOU.

BOUGHT her You took her shopping? Yeah, so I was her sugar daddy. I literally. You said that. I was buying her stuff. and I said, "Does this make me your. sugar daddy?" And I do not know if she. You did not say that. >> You said that to a 75-year-old Japanese. woman? >> Yeah, and you know what? >> just called her a prostitute to her. face. >> That is What the That is not what I. said. Hey, she's the one for rent. [laughter]. That's crazy. No, I said, "Does this make me your. sugar daddy?" And with a lot of. enthusiasm in her voice she goes, "Yeah.".

>> [laughter]. >> Okay, bet. So, then I bought her all the. candies and I'm not sure how I feel. about this whole renting a grandma. thing. Me neither. It feels like it. should be illegal. That's why I had to. test it. Yeah. For for purposes. >> [laughter]. >> of testing. >> You know what? Apparently though in the. Japanese culture it was it's an actual. thing. >> know what this is? It's Japanese. >> Yes, I know what that is. >> Japanese ball. Have you ate one? It's a what? What is it? It's a It's going to. explode. Yeah. Oh, well, now I have it.

[laughter] No, don't, don't, please. Well, I won't. >> Cuz I have another one. So, let's throw. it at him. No, stop. No, stop. One, wait. Three, three, two, one, go. >> They don't really explode, MATT. YOU GOT. AH, REALLY? KIDDING. I ALREADY GOT WET. I ALREADY GOT WET. DON'T HIT ME. DON'T. HIT ME. YOU DIDN'T HIT ME. OH. OH. >> OKAY. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT JAPANESE. CULTURE. EVERYONE CHILL OUT. Are we good? No. >> No. In the Japanese culture, like I was saying, the grandmas are actually used because.

they uh Clarify what you just said. >> I'm clarifying now. They rent the. grandmas because you can rent them and. they can like come to your house and. they will do grandma duties. They'll. grandma duties. >> They'll cook for you. They'll like bring. you like make you like a little. >> your grandma do? Well, mine didn't. >> So, you paid her for a day off. Yeah. [laughter]. They'll like do your laundry. And. they'll like do stuff like that. They'll. literally be a grandma. You mean like. a servant? Yeah.

Interesting. Will she make cookies? I. mean, whatever you want, they said. Wow. I would I would do that. [laughter]. I mean, Okay, guys. Thank you so much for. watching this episode. We'll see you. next time. >> [laughter].