Pranking My Wife For Her Birthday!

wait are you telling me you're pregnant. right now my favorite part of what cash. and Kate do on each other's birthdays is. they hold each other's hands and they. look each other in the eyes and they. tell each other words of affirmation. I've never done that yes he does he's. lying do it on the Pod come. on I feel like Lord farquad you got. it it's time for gifts I told her the. actual birthday gift I have for you is. 10 times better than a puppy so here it. is I got a jar it's my fart I hit it in. a can.

[Music]. yo what's up guys welcome back to the. podcast today I have cash and my other. favorite host Kate and then Harper um. decided she wanted to join us today as. well even though she has a horrible. cough. apparently what oh sounds horrible yeah. wow also sounds a little fake if you ask. me she said I can't film she said I. can't film anything after this with you. because I have a bad cough so I got to. go home do and he want he wants me to. sing these beautiful all things that.

I've got please no no trust me we do not. want seeing that no not like that well I. mean looks like I can't wait so I wear a. cowboy hat so you thought you needed to. wear a cowboy hat first of all this. first of all this is not a cowboy hat. this a HB hat you very this a hill belly. hat and hey don't touch my hat little. girl this hill belly hat and your hat. looks like you're trying too hard my hat. my hat looks like a nice light touch. Southern hat no it doesn't it it looks.

like a straw. hat yeah it's kind of the style I was. going for hey it's so like tight on you. okay yeah and what about it I just. didn't know if you noticed put it behind. your head wa it smells like burnt water. it kind of just looks like a bird built. a nest up there yeah yeah what the yeah. it smells like burnt yeah I can smell. your hat from here it does it does smell. burned up here I don't know why guys. recently we've been we've been having a. burnt smell uh on the studio I one of. these lights is catching something on. fire that's and we we can't figure out.

exactly what it is so hopefully one of. these days we don't just like burn down. the place but yeah there's a very nasty. smell very nasty smell they said it was. my hair and I got a little of it but we. thought it was your hair because your. hair looked a little burnt but it's not. your hair we figured that out M yeah I. told the witch doctor I was with you. listen Tom well actually this is filmed. ahead of time I don't know when this is. going out so be careful what you say we. might move this around well it's not. going out before Saturday uh yes it.

might it's not going out tomorrow I'm s. that's the only way can go out before it. might go out on Saturday Saturday going. on Saturday just please don't say. anything what the S there's no possible. way this goes out on Saturday no just. don't say anything this might go out on. Saturday I don't know like no. no rushing this. one what why I'm just saying these. episodes are going to get moved around. don't say watch me shut my mouth gosh. darn it shut your mouth shut your mouth. well fine I'll talk about something else. heart zilmer what's new with you no no.

no no no I don't I don't like that topic. you know what topic I like all right. pick a card any card no that card of. Spades three diamonds close all right. you next time maybe next time maybe next. time 15 chance we get it you've said. that five different times2 chance every. time I do the trick okay Harper zilmer. yeah so Harper zmer what's do my live um. tomorrow you just got back from the lake. I just got back from my and that's. enough from Harper K what is new with. you oh nothing much same old same old.

okay and then back to M okay so y'all. want to know what's new with me lots of. things are new one don't talk about it. don't talk about it Saturday no no no. M's doing something on. Saturday and he's very he's excited. about this thing he's doing Saturday but. we can't say it because this V Episode. might come out before Saturday or after. Saturday and it's going to mess it all. up so don't say anything okay well I do. want to ask this because I I have not. seen it yet but we did the Inside Out. episode like a couple weeks ago probably.

from when this came out and. no oh oh I was going to say like we did. it yesterday yeah we did the Inside Out. episode first of all we did that longer. than yesterday anyways but anyways so we. did the Inside Out episode and cash and. Kate Went to watch the movie the new one. inside out 2 without you without me and. I just want to know if it's even worth. going to see I liked it a lot okay but I. will say the new Inside Out 2 Kate rate. it one out of 10 I would say it's a good. seven it's a good it's a good newer.

Disney movie I will say I I was thinking. a. good he's gonna say five five I knew he. was gonna say five I knew it CU you saw. him go yeah no you could have said four. could have said. 14 15 but uh three like five I'm saying. five is in five is an average movie six. would be above average four would be. below average so I'm saying it is the. most average it's a very average can I. change my rating yeah I'm gonna say five. oh wow she just really wants to be like.

cash that is wait why did you change. your rating because I thought it was. like a I thought it was. good but not above average I would say. it's yeah I would say it's an average. movie a good movie a good movie what's a. good movie above average is like six a. good movie is like seven a great movie. is like eight or nine and just an. amazing movie is like 10 this brings me. to my follow-up question yes um was. Harper like. anxiety or cuz we portrayed her we were.

like I think she'll be like the anxiety. character was she yes I believe so. anxiety turned out to be a little crazy. though try to do this with your nail. villain for a minute the villain wait. try to do this with your nails you mean. like Piper Rock tail wait wait what you. say try to do this with your nails W. that was crazy nobody laugh at M it was. a good joke though like do you see how. it's like no no no like you have to put. your thumb like next to it like all six. fingers six fingers what the Yeah m is. doing it just fine I can't anyways.

moving on anyways I do not I'm not the. villain ever I never have been the. villain I I've never claimed to be the. villain and never a claimed to be the. filling hey I did claim to be part dog. though and I am part dog how are you. part dog I'm part dog this part right. here I have what's called a dog bone. right here they call it a dog bone what. does that even mean you can feel it I. can feel do it's not everyone has it. it's called a dog bone are you okay with. me feeling your dog bone I don't care. who wants to feel my dog bone okay. Harper you want to feel my dog bone not. really touch it right here it let me let.

me fill your dog. bone way you fell for that wow that was. crazy I'm not going to lie I was going. to touch it I did not know that was. going to thought a dog bone I have a. lizard bone you do want to feel my. lizard bone I would not feel the lizard. bone my lizard my lizard Bone's right. here I'm. scared what the that's a snake B okay. well I have I have a good bone um I have. a gorilla bone what um.

why did he levitate like thatw so air. like everless air that's how gorillas. fly do you know you want to know how a. gorillas fly like this like this is. lightweight no that's like a frog you're. frog you look like a Red Frog I don't. understand how casat like literally. Looks So Graceful hey let's see our best. gorilla walks. no okay fine fine I'll do.

yeah well there's that no a gorilla okay. the last time I'm doing the gorilla Walk. For You math has a weird just a weird. look at gorilla walks he loves gorilla. walks if you put me side by side with. one of the Planet of the Apes I look. just like the Planet of the Apes here's. how a gorilla really. walks there was again what the they're. not frogs Yeah frog fro jumping like a. frog whoa they do do that. sometimes okay why does he do that so.

well what the why. you he did that just like a gorilla Sor. that's not a gorilla that's you know. those little monkeys that are always on. TV shows that's how those those fly they. jump around gorilla walk no mine's not. very good no please do the gorilla said. comp one of the Apes no no it's okay no. no M please no I insist no we really. want to see your gorilla watch do it m. do it I don't feel like yall want see do. you really want to see it yeah really. not really. oh do.

it you want to see it. yeah okay here I go let's see it. okay oh wait wait wait which one you. want you want real ape or you want or. you want like like human ape like Planet. the Apes do both both do both do real. ape first how a real ape in this world. walks okay.

that was. it okay that was a let down. okay big guy who. okay what I'm very weirded out right now. I don't like this do you practice in. your room yeah all right now do now do. play with the Apes okay okay. say his.

words. what you're not doing it too well what. do you mean that's no I didn't think. that one was very good that one looks. sick say his words no one's saying his. words yall don't even know his words. like don't act like what's his. words what's his words yeah I don't know. act like the most AP together strong oh. what the sh I only know that cuz map. says us so many freaking times yeah how. do you not know what me saying all the. time yeah strong yeah um okay I have.

another topic we can talk about about. duck top anybody can anybody do a good. duck walk a duck. duck what the no but please show me it. really quacked me. up I thought that was pretty funny she's. got to be ducking. kidding what the that's what they look. like you did go no no that's what Kate. looks like doing a duck loock that is. not what a duck loock looks like. whatever you don't I even know what. ducks look like silly goose okay uh.

here's the thing uh guys I'll be. honest I might be moving out soon what. no no don't no no possib no no no no no. no no do not say that MAV is trying to. ruin my life he's literally trying to. ruin my life I'm not trying to ruin your. life yes you are my life will be ruined. in shambles because of you you'll be at. home with your wife all the time how. does that ruin it in shambles like I. said shambles oh my goodness no I'm.

kidding no I'm kidding it'd be great. with my sweetheart but see she hits me. that's why but no it'd be amazing but. Maverick wants to move out because M's. going to be getting married in the near. future and very near future and when and. when he gets married he wants he's. thinking about he's actually like real. life considering are you actually. considering going to get his own house. with his own wife when I share my we. share a house right now with my wife so. there's no reason there's no reason we. can't just add on his wife to our house.

what you said we share a house with my. wife no like no no like me and my wife. share a house me and M Share House M and. my wife share a house everybody sharing. and caring I come to the house sometimes. she's here yeah but M thinks for some. reason when he gets married oh he needs. his own space well why do you need your. own space where me and Kate are married. and we live in the house together and. listen if M goes and gets his own house. we're all going to be sad and and. depressed and lonely we're all going to. be very very very very sad LOL podcast. will be more like okay podcast. cuz we'll all be sadder or like not even.

not even out loud podcast it'll be out. loud podcast cuz we're just speaking out. loud yeah I agree what she said yeah. whatever she said I don't even know what. that. meant she said it's going to be like she. looks sad too why you look so sad that's. what we're all going to look like. without without people here it's just. going to be me and Kate with sad frowns. on our faces No that's what she's looks. like the day I leave. yeah she's going to be like come on pack. up quicker get out of here why do you. want to M why do I want to leave well.

where should I start the other day you. came into my room you're trying to talk. to me I said hold on I'm on the phone. with Kinsey give me a minute you. said and so you pulled your pants down. and rubbed your bare butt all over my. door frame uh no yes you did and then. you just turned around showed me your. butt and walked out of the. room what yeah so there's a couple. reasons why I wouldn't want to live here. and that's that's a starting. one that's crazy yeah I mean You' even.

think that like I could ask every he. doesn't do this to females but I could. ask every male in this house and cash. just thinks it's funny to pull his butt. out all the time and so he shows us I. see his butt at least three or four. times a day so it's you think I'm joking. I'm. not that's that's your big reason I can. name more you got mad at me the other. day for for just not listening to you. again I was on the studio and I was like. yeah one second and you said that's it. and so you got up went to my room and.

you got your butt out again and you. rubbed you rubbed your butt all over my. pillow that I sleep on that is something. we could work on and you did the same. thing to my pillow no I he tried to give. me pink eye he R his butt all over my. pillow out of Vengeance I yeah no not. Vengeance yes Vengeance I had to do it. because I can't just let him keep doing. these things to me unnoticed and let. them go because if I just let them go. he's just going to keep doing them so I. have to fight fire with fire a little. bit your big reason we can work on my.

butt thing okay I'd like your butt to. stay in your pants that's fine my butt. could stay in my pants but it is hard to. get my butt on my pants all the time cuz. it's so freaking big but we can we can. work on that okay and is that if that is. the only reason that's ridiculous cuz I. can keep my butt on my hand a reason. then what's then what's another reason. please enlighten me there's not one me. and you have always lived together and. that's fine we can get along together we. can get along with almost anyone oh he's. saying his wife can't get along with us. no I'm crazy in the house that have to.

share a kitchen have to share a house I. can see how like yeah women have issues. well okay no women have mad issues. you're get so canel no women can't live. together like they can't like multiple. women living together it's Tak a time. bomb it might work for a year or two but. then boom it is true like women's. friendships they explode men's. friendships were just like oh yeah I. just haven't seen that guy I guess in a. while I wish like why do girls have to. be so rude wait girls are rude. what happened that's typically The.

Fallout of girls friendships is one of. the May one or both of the parties are. being mean no see it's just like if guys. are being mean we're just like hey we. hang out with them L yeah we're like hey. you're being kind of mean y I like I'm. so out of my mind because that happened. to me there was a friend that was being. mean and I stopped hanging out with that. person because they were being mean and. we all agreed that that person was being. mean and I shouldn't hang out with that. person and y'all are all like oh y'all. had a huge falling out because women. just can't be friends for more than two. years because one of your friends was. being super. mean yes and you all acting like I'm.

crazy not that you're crazy we're just. saying women there was a woman in the. problem look I'm doing it on both hands. that's har that is crazy wait. Kate no stop we're not saying names I. wasn't going to yes you were I literally. see it like in your mouth like I could I. could hear it before you even said I. think it like came out and it went right. back in. somehow Kate this is what we're saying. men there's three men that live here me. Maverick Alex we all live in the same. house yeah but only one woman that works.

if there was three men of the men that. live here who has the biggest problem. who gets the most upset with the living. conditions of the. people me. yeah right am I the problem no no but. we're like saying you know how often you. get mad at all of us for just how not. saying you're right or wrong Oh no. you're right I think everyone here knows. I'm right when I get frustrated at the. house conditions yes but imagine there. was three women all living together do. you do you think you could live with two.

other women I think that if the three. women the question no it depends I think. if it were three women that wanted their. house to be clean yes because we would. all agree that we need to keep our house. clean but if it was me and two girls. about when one of them wants to hang up. ugly decorations on the wall well if I. couldn't afford to live by myself I with. it oh I would go find a friend that. wants to live in the same house I want. to live in let me put it this way all of. my friends that I know. every man I know uhhuh I think I could.

just live with and it'd be okay yeah but. y'all just don't understand that like. women yeah women want to make their. house a home and it's like y'all don't. care y'all won't y'all won't hang a. single decoration for the whole six. years you live in an apartment wouldn't. even put a bed frame together exactly. because youall don't care it's not. important to youm but it's important to. us yeah you find your happiness and. material things we get it it's great no. yeah Living For The World sometimes true. see now you're gaslighting gas how was.

that gaslighting that was a joke and it. was true but okay not true fine I'll. start saying you just said you guys. don't need things to be happy and I need. things that's what you said said that is. not what I said you guys I am the. heaviest sleeper in the world when guess. what whoopy dooo why are youall being so. mean this. episode support women oh my God yeah. women are amazing name a name a card any. card three of three of. diamonds yep it's not so easy is it.

everyone makes fun of me like it's easy. but it's not why is your hair red um I. don't know whoop hey you know redheads. redheads are the only people who don't. get gray hair though wait actually no. way redhead's hair their hair doesn't go. gray that's. so there's no way that's true bald oh. I'm so sorry ever seen Rea Reena re Dy. her hair don't worry M I'm already. looking at up okay yeah women like to. say things that are true that aren't. oh yeah going to be bad for us wait what.

did you say I said you guys are. incredible in why you call us me I make. a joke and you're like she's gaslighting. I we're not incredible stop gaslighting. me I'm not mean you're not incredible. I'm not mean don't Gaslight me you're. giving me words of affirmation that I do. not need that I'm going to. believe Harper yeah where do you get. your lashes then oh I don't do I do them. myself and I don't even want to talk. about them because they're too long. they're they're too long and um if I.

if you. what hello Earth to Harper if I what's. it called if I um redhe heads are less. likely to get gray hair because the. pigment in their red Fades over time. usually turning blonde or white instead. okay it tastes Burns instead of gray. hair they normally turn blonde or white. so in the future you could have blonde. hair cash have you ever blonde hair. would be cool have you ever tasted her. hair nope and I don't plan on it no try. it I am okay no try it try it like I.

said I'm okay try this you try it I. already have it's good what the it's. good me and her be snacking on it all. the time go ahead eat my hair you guys. remember that lady that was like on My. Strange Addictions that her her. addiction was eating hair and her. intestine started getting clogged up cuz. she she ate so much she couldn't down. there no it was like literally like feet. of hair o seriously like a lot of hair. that's disgusting like it's like. cleaning out a drained clog or yeah.

that's literally what they had to do. they had to go in and surgically remove. the hair was in her body oh that's. disgusting because she ate so much of it. how how is it even good to eat like how. like I don't know but remember when we. did the My Strange Addictions Club video. we tasted like bricks and chalk and. deodorant and Vaseline the deodorant was. so bad the deodorant was horrible yeah. okay I'm sorry if you thought took a. chunk out of that too it's okay I. forgive you did you actually think I was. being mean um I think you talk. aggressive and I it comes off as rude so. maybe you weren't being mean but the way. way you were talking seemed mean wait.

how did the LOL podcast song go again. all right well I'm sorry about that if. will this make up for it I don't know. all right everybody knows this song. Let's Go Happ birday to. you happy birthday to. you happy. birthday dear. Kate happy birthday to you hey happy. birthday. why is it sming I don't know why was it.

doing that y'all saw that I don't know. if y'all saw that on camera wait that. wasn't intentional cash no the smoke. alarm is going to go off wait what what. is. that no way sping there's no way that. has to be fake okay they're out they're. out they're out they're out they're out. that. was stop that's so fake happening is. that fake no that's real. the smoke alarm going on what the heck.

yeah what the regular candles what the. shma is going on I promise you those are. not gag candles those are regular. candles all right gosh I've never seen. that before in my life stop waving it. okay now does Let It Be steel. steel are these real yes I'm so these. are not are they are not real these are. not fake them on let see this let me see. this. the fake ones have like batteries.

there's no way there's batteries in. those no there's not oh it just need me. to hold it what the heck but the smoke. needs to stop or it's going to set up. the fire alarm yeah tornado around my. room what is going on with these candles. okay um I'm so confused all right guys. I'm going to blow these out once and for. all wait I want to see if they're going. to explode or something I oh I didn't. even think about that.

that was. crazy okay I've never seen a candle like. that I've never seen real candles do. that okay never they're out that was. absolutely absurd I know that those are. fake like those out Harper those are. regular candles this look I will break. this in half that is a normal candle. what that was the weirdest thing that's. I didn't know that could happen well. thank you so much for my birthday cake. yeah you're welcome can I see the cake. yeah let me see the cake also there was. someone someone took a bite out of it.

before I don't know if you Noti uh. yeah somebody did take a bite out of it. that's me I don't know who that could. someone eat my C before I got it it's. just oh I see a candle lch oh you want a. candle there you go be careful might. catch on fire candle that's crazy that's. a regular candle there's no way let me. see the cake okay here you go oh I want. to see it you want it don't throw it. well come grab it okay fine catch the. cake M ready here you go.

that's crazy let's eat a heart. sprinkle um I'll be honest guys I'm the. one that took the bite out of the. cake and uh it did not it did not taste. good this a cotton candy cake never buy. this thing it tastes like horrendous. yeah no it smells bad why did you get me. a cotton candy cake we it looks pretty I. don't know a that's sweet thank you it. looks like a gender reveal cake are. y'all having a kid no wait Kate why are. you not very happy about your birthday. cake I am I'm very happy about my. birthday birthday cake huh thank you I.

seem like that all right well it is uh. it's time for gifts oh boy I got gifts. bo uh M you can. start I got you something what did you. get me what' you get it come on I'm. ready I told y'all we were going to be. doing gifts on the podcast I told. y I don't think that brought is I told. y'all everyone was going to forget my. did you bring your gift oh yeah yes I. did okay no no no don't take my gift my. gift's right there no this is my gift. he's trying to claim my gift no that's.

my gift that's my gift back there what's. in the gift my gift I'm not going to. ruin the gift why would I ruin it all. right fine well it's okay I'm happy with. one gift a w all right we'll start with. my. gift it's a two-part gift oh uh the. first part is we have party hats don't. ruin the box I don't like when people. rip boxes open like. they're freaking and an animal like an.

ape he's he's doing it he's ruining the. Box this cake tastes so bad I don't know. why I keep eating it all everybody put. their party hat ony head man put your. party hat on oh boy put your party hat. on. okay. everybody move your hair and feel United. what the all. right M take off your cowboy hat for the. party hat what M M is so self-conscious. about his hat bro his hair what you are. so so self-conscious he won't take off. his hair cuz he got a bad.

haircut okay whatever all right Kate. here is my gift okay I would like to. point out guys I brought the cake the. party hat and the gifts you guys didn't. bring nothing no I brought a gift I. brought myself and isn't that all that. matters yeah what came out what's your. gift um whatever I leave of this cake. first of all okay what is this I don't. know how to wear a party hat all right. here is my gift just wear it like this. just put it on mhm it kind of chokes you. K what are you doing I don't. oh just put the party hat on you guys.

ever see a dog like pushing their face. against the. glass M you look so funny I do yeah okay. you look so not funny you look very good. sweetheart all right you look good. here's my gift I would like to say I. look like a bald eagle okay guys I'm. going to talk about my gift now okay a. lot of thought went into my gift get to. your gift oh man oh did you know that. these hats were actually used to shame. children growing up what yeah did you. just hats of Shame no they were. punishments they would wear cone hats so.

why do we wear them as a birthday hat I. don't know but I know cone hats a. celebration were um like gnome. hats what yeah. y okay well uh my. gift before we get to your gift why are. you on your guys you're just on your. phone not I don't you know what fine no. no no I'm sorry I just needed a picture. of M you look so funny I have my gift. now hun okay I'm paying attention all. right my gift as I was saying a lot of.

thought went into this gift wait it's. your gift or her gift it's my gift to. her I did not just go buy this gift from. Walmart okay you cannot buy this gift M. well actually for the right price you. can but I uh none none none have been. sold yet oh okay well but if people. would like to start purchasing them. there might be a link in the description. um this seems pretty sentimental why. don't you hold your wife's hands while. you tell her look her in the. eyes I thought this gifts through a lot. mhm get on your knee actually I'm not. doing that yeah please get on one knee.

um I thought this gift threw a lot and I. think you will really enjoy this. birthday gift and I don't know if you. guys remember but on a podcast episode a. while back I got her a fake puppy for. her fake birthday gift fake it was a. real I got her a real puppy remember the. puppy yeah and I said but then it was. like a joke I was like it's actually my. friend's puppy and I told. her don't worry because your actual. birthday gift I have for you you're not. looking her in the eyes I told her the. actual birthday gift I have for you is. 10 times better than a puppy so here it.

is well honey I want to look at you. while I open it just open it there you. go will you still hold my hand okay well. no CU you got to have you got to open it. with your hands but you're going to. watch Me While okay yeah I'll watch you. you but all right here we go here's my. gift happy birthday to me happy birthday. to me happy birthday to me happy. birthday. [Music].

too how many is there's a lot. sorry oh boy I spray. zero she likes Sprite Zero Sprite Zero I. do that's not that's that's that's the. side gift this is the side gift okay. that's cute look at the big gift look at. the big gift I got a. jar what open it in smell it it's my. fart I hit it in a can and that way when.

you have a worst enemy you can just open. it in their. bedroom can I smell. it is it that does it actually smell bad. are you. okay oh no does that actually smell bad. no one knows what it smells. like that's that no no one knows she. opened it in front of everyone yeah she. did open it in front of everybody not. smell that no no it's just you it's.

probably cuz he's immune to his farts. oh are you. okay that was a very nice gift honey. thank you I think she really liked. it I did I appre think he might have. almost passed out from smelling his own. farts it's gone don't worry you're fine. okay that was crazy okay now you use. that on me my favorite part of what cash. and Kate do on each other's birthdays is.

they hold each other's hands and they. look each other in the eyes and they. tell each other words of affirmation you. hold my hand no we yes they did every. time he always takes her hands and he's. like I love you this last year blah blah. blah blah blah so go ahead do your thing. do your thing I've never done that yes. he does he's lying do it on the Pod come. on do it on the podcast do what get on. your knee hold her hands I'm not getting. on my knees why y want get on my knees. get on your knee get on your knees Hold. Your Hand and say the words of.

affirmation do the thing why would I. tell her words of affirmation after she. just I just got her a secret weapon and. she used it on me in about2 seconds. because it's her birthday C it's her. birthday just do it and y'all have no. clue how hard don't ruin your tradition. you've done it for so long come on. youall have no clue how hard it was to. get that fart in a can I I just what you. imagine picture right now oh no what you. think about me trying to get a fart in a. can Okay I had to go through that she. used I had to go through that to get. that and you just opened it like that.

and I'm happy I did smell you don't know. how hard that was I had to help. him Joel get on your knees look her in. the eyes well I'm not getting on my. knees why do y'all want me on my knees. so bad because it's what you normally do. you get on your knee one knee and then. you I'm not proposing no but it's like a. little memory thing you do whatever you. I've seen you do it lots of times okay. you I'll hold your hand get on your knee. now what do you want me to get on your. KNE your knees I'm not getting on my. knee get on your knee okay let me just. tell you something that's not happening. go get on your knee and do it oh looks.

like Kate's GNA. have I will get on my freaking kneecap. yes kneecap this is so romantic. kneecap you're drinking my birthday gift. that you got me okay well you CH without. CH you without. burping oh he already failed I can't. believe he burped never seen him never. seen him burp oh I can burp check this. out well he's drinking my birthday gift. okay was you just drank her birthday. gift so my birthday gift.

spicy oh my goodness what happy birthday. okay okay do the thing smells what you. say do it again no I did not my birthday. how much is that little my eyes like how. did you not drink that like two. drinks how there's none in there anymore. you're. joking my birthday gift is completely. gone now wait it's. coming oh. that's and he okay that's enough that's.

all okay on your knees I don't know what. the thing is but the thing when you tell. her how much you love her in the past. year I feel like Lord fart quad why am I. you got. it. [Laughter]. okay can't see hey can you keep going. please I was looking forward to this. yeah continue your thing come on say I.

can't see say the words I can't see hey. I'm over here listen to the sound of my. voice turn your. head turn your head I'm over here C do. it. [Laughter]. again. stop that cake tasted disgusting. oh my goodness I need more.

napkin that's not a napkin that is not a. napkin do your thing you're going to. make your wife sad. oh looks like a gender reveal on your. face it. [Laughter]. is I just want to open my eyes dude I. can see the icing stuffed up his nose. right now oh that's disg. oh oh no oh my. gosh I can't it's so bad oh did you.

enjoy no I didn't enjoy it at. all hey can you shove that in his face. like you you like you did bad things to. his face it's crazy I'm gonna go wash my. hands before he shoves anything in my. face. Sor she said BRB in real life that was. crazy is it still on my face no yeah oh. you're okay actually you got it no you. got it all fine I don't feel like I got.

it all no you did you did it's good it's. good no you're good that's it something. is seriously burning is that's it baby. is that it yes what's concerning burning. something is burning well I thought it. was a little crazy that when he sat down. to do his his cute little thing to you. he almost seemed like he didn't have. anything to say yeah can we I got. nothing to say now that's for sure can. we pick up where we left off oh it was. going to be a really special moment oh. great cake on my.

phone well can we pick up where we left. up do it it'll be a special moment for. the Pod for the clips for the Pod for. the Pod I think it's in my. nose that's what happened to me when you. did when you Ki me in the face so this. is my revenge right yeah I got a booger. that's great okay. oh I forgot I had a hat up.

there yeah oh there's a bunch of boogers. on let me see oh no no I don't want to. see okay take a look no there's actually. no boogers see right here that's gross. this is so gross we just turned from a. funny Pat podcast to a gross podcast. yeah it got real gross real quick but I. do want to see I want to see you say. sweet things to your wife come on yeah. me too I want see honestly very rude. that you're okay you guys want sweet. things is that what you guys want you. guys want sweet things yeah yep okay all. right y'all yall going to get some sweet. things um I'm afraid here comes some.

Berry uhoh Sweet Things oh. no no please don't uh oh oh no please. don't whatever you're about to do don't. you oh. no C she's a little girl let her. go oh man oh no this is about to get so. messy I hate these things fine it's. about to get so messy it's.

fine oh not on me these are new pants I. want it on her face it's just on her. hands yeah tastes pretty good are you. eating it you got a little bit over here. so I here eat it all fun I can't do that. I just can't you got it no I can't. please I can't that's so just so I can't. just lick it I need to clean can't. please M just lick it off my hand I. can't do that no M please. I can't I can't can't you do it she can.

do it I can't do it I'm not. do I I put it on his teeth I put it on. his. teeth I got you back I put it on his. teeth oh. my I don't like this it feels like. lotion on my hands but it's actually. cotton candy cake that's gross yeah I. know it does kind of feel like lotion. oddly. enough I don't know if cake should feel. like lotion but it does and I don't like. it make it part of your nighttime. routine when you put lotion on just. hands in the cake hands in the cake rub.

it on your face guys wow okay you're not. you're not seeming very happy and jolly. like it's your birthday what's wrong it. is my birthday well you haven't said the. nice things yet I'm not saying those. after all y'all put me through I have. just I got you a gift you used it on me. I got y'all cake you used it on. me you got him her Sprite you used it. and burped it up yeah I did do that yeah. why you not happy and jolly Kate you. should be like Santa Claus right now. it's literally yours birthday cash you. know how viral the clip will be if. you'll get down there and do it I'm.

not Kate why you not happy and jolly I. am happy and jolly I'm so happy and. jolly it's my birthday no big. [Music]. deal I am officially no longer a. teenager why are you sad though because. I don't like not being a teenager oh I. wanted to be a teenage girl forever you. still have an hour honestly I thought. you were going to get pregnant before. you were I know I've officially Beat. teen pregnant see what okay that's not. what I meant but what the I did not.

think I would make it wait okay so. you're telling me right now you're not. pregnant. no interesting she beat the unbeatable. yep she beat so you're saying I ain't. getting pregnant the entire time you. were a teenager yep you didn't get. pregnant once you didn't get pregnant. one time no not even once no I wish I. could say I did I mean that's the. definition of a Survivor she survived.

teen pregnancy and not a whole lot of. people survived teen pregnancy yeah I. just I honestly don't believe that you. didn't get pregnant while you were a. teenager um imagine well technically. maybe you didn't beat Team pregnancy. because maybe you're maybe you're. pregnant right now and we don't know. that would be incredible that's possible. oh that would be best case scenario wait. are you telling me you're pregnant right. now no are you pregnant right now no I'm. not sorry say yes one time are you.

pregnant right. now wait what just say it it's for the. intro for the clip are you pregnant. right. now no no are you pregnant right now and. and then just like look at him be. like so one time are you pregnant right. now that's crazy no I'm not what hey no. it's the intro it's already the intro. Michael already put it in the intro it's. already I wish I was though cuz I so bad. L wanted to be like pregnant at 19 I'm.

already married so it's fine before. everyone tries to jump me I wouldn't. have gotten pregnant at 15 yeah imagine. me being pregnant uh I'm not imagining. that why well 15's a lot different than. 19 imagine it Kate no I don't imagine is. I'm never getting pregnant never having. a kid never having a husband I'm I hate. anything like that you sound like a real. ball of Joy I hate Al men but when he. loves me I feel like I'm floating and he.

[Music]. call no um yeah I didn't want to beat uh. Team pregnancy but I did due to. unfortunate circumstances but maybe I. won't beat 20's pregnancy well happy. birthday my mom was 20's pregnancy I she. really 20's pregnancy well oh 20s oh I. think he's a te no but what's it called. like what's I just really hope that you. oh um just to clarify I would not have.

wanted to be a pregnant teenager had I. not been married but I've already been. married for two years you know what so. that's okay and I no teen pregnancy is. not okay yeah it is. okay it's okay to be you just said you. wanted to be a pregnant te no it's not. okay unless you telling me right now for. all those not okay it is okay yeah so. you're telling me all those teens out. there they're not okay that are pregnant. sorry if you're pregnant right now. that's not what I was saying I'm saying. you should not strive to be pregnant as.

a te what if you're in a place where it. makes sense for you to be PRN to be yes. I was in a place where I could be. pregnant as a teenager say you to the. person that's watching yeah maybe. they're in a place where they want to be. a pregnant teen I wanted to be a. pregnant teen but it didn't happen for. me yeah that's not what I meant it's cuz. you're not a seahorse only male. seahorses can get pregnant yeah I know. that is totally unfair I so whack but. what's it called like I was honestly um. thinking about it and when I grow up I. don't know what I'm going to do when I'm. grow up Poss possibly be a singer no. probably not I don't really see that now.

don't want me thinking I need to clarify. what well we tried to give you a chance. well what let me talk we let you talk so. much but you talk like this oh I'm sad. even though it's my birthday NBD no big. deal no if you are a pregnant. teenager every baby is a gift from the. Lord and you're a gift from the Lord. little baby mama and it's okay if you're. a team pregnant it's not okay like I'm. not saying like like how do I say this. listen if you are a teen and you're.

pregnant that is awesome and. congratulations um I think what Kate's. trying to say is I have a friend that's. pregnant it can be really hard to be. pregnant as a teenager sometimes so. first and I don't think it's PE what. people strive for as teenagers wait but. if they're not strive for in it why. didn't why did he just say congrats well. because because it is a good thing it's. a gift from God then if I'm if I'm going. to get congratulations for something you. know I'm going to freaking do it well I. would say that you do need to be I I I. from my Christian Perspective um I would.

say that you should probably get married. first before you have kids and uh but. that's not always the circumstance it's. not always the circumstance oh we're. doing that right now what's that Bible. no yeah get the Bible out let see what. the. word wait what the before y'all keep. doing stuff what is that not a Bible. what did you think it was wait before. you keep going I thought it was a. freaking Bible I thought there was a. pregnancy test in there I'm not even. kidding I thought it was be a genda Reve. actually scared got so scared well we.

all thought that was very different. things and let me tell you it was none. of the things we just said I open that. up I feel like we should go ah and open. it now no no no no we got to okay we are. going to open this on another episode so. if y'all want to know what's inside this. box it is not what you think by the way. whatever you think is inside this that. is not what I thought actually I. confident that is the last thing I would. have guess everybody guess everybody. guess what's inside this like book thing. let what's inside of it show it show. everybody guess you're never going to. guess anyway it should probably be next.

episode though I think yeah yeah are we. filming another episode today uh no not. today but why not you but that'll be. that will be an episode but that was. crazy of what I just opened and witness. in that thing I was about to open up the. word and see what I had to say about. team pregnancy but instead I got a crazy. surprise also Mary tell Mary was. probably a team when she got pregnant so. she most she well then team pregnancy. team pregnancy gifted the the Great. she was also um he's the goat okay yeah.

he was also you know um she. was uh the God put Jesus inside her it. wasn't like a yeah she was a virgin born. of a Virgin Mary thanks M I know for a. second there I didn't think we knew that. that's a little different than teen. pregnancy what no that is a teen. pregnancy you're telling te pregnancy 20. 20 pregnancy all pregnancy is a gift. from God and I whatever yall thought I. was saying that is not what I was saying. yeah if y yeah yeah virginity rocks and.

I okay well that's enough. okay facts so does uh consummating a. marriage that also rocks marriage. marriage does not rock I. never is great I hope marriage rocks cuz. I'm about to get married yeah oh killing. me stand up. okay it looks like it's it could be a. hat now. me hold.

that we were getting cake all over the. carpet oh yeah he's just rubbing it into. the carpet how about you just spin. Harper what how about we just spin. Harper oh yeah that' be oh wow that was. this is way more efficient than my plan. go lower there you go oh yeah oh this is. working great oh I am stepping in so. much cake wow it's almost like I wow. look at that cake that is a lot of cake. right there that is so much cake going. it's like I almost just said that you.

were stepping in cake keep going that is. a lot of cake right there cash cash you. have a lot of cake right there keep. going Harbor I'm I'm going to get too. thin okay go lower make sure her legs. are cover. oh let me see. here oh my gosh look at my sock guys wow. so much cake there's a hole in it so. much cake as cake is on the floor. that is crazy that is hor while he's.

standing all right now come. here don't just drop her now I know you. want. to oh I can't believe you fell for this. one Harper oh no har I can't believe you. fell for this one now come out of cocoon. come out little. butterfly come on we want to see your. face I actually can't get to her she's. so buried in there. gosh darn.

it all right fine I won't do it I have. no. seat my seat's. gone look I'm on my knees on that thing. the what's left of it just sit on this. that' be great great freaking. seat there we. go gra I'll sit out at the rest of the. episode it's. fantastic okay it.

hurts bro that ain't. okay this is not an okay seat whoever. got me this seat is gone it's. fire okay would you like this seat no. okay the seat will be gone be gone seat. be gone. wow well I don't know where I'm supposed. to sit now well maybe just sit on the. ground wait wrap up my legs again I like. being all cocon all cocoon H that's okay. wait wait can you feel.

this all right. guys can you thr this. no her whole body shakes she says no I. can't feel. nothing can you feel that it's popping. yall hear that. kicker. [Music]. no wait my. legs spin hey don't step on the actual. carpet.

okay. uhoh there you go. right oh. no be nice to Harper I I feel spun. around spinning like a ballerina. whenever you let she's she's in there.

popping it she's. like all right I don't think we thought. about where I'm going to sit the rest up. at the episode and I also don't think. what sit on this I'm not sitting on a. cone okay well tried to help you anybody. else got an idea what I can sit on sit. on sit on Harper I'll sit on a Sprite. why don't you just sit on Harper oh. that's where your seat went oh wait no I. do need a seat yeah don't sit on Harper. I'm going to sit.

on help I have the best. ideas no no her hair her hair. hair Kate to the. rescue your hair is safe oh yeah just. wrap let me let me know if this heart. hard she looks like a dead body that you. wrapped in plastic all right let me know. let me know if this hurts I get up okay. give that mic to her you take this one.

all right here oh my mic's falling. apart hi hi we can hear go on my upper. back this is your upper back. no. yeah can can you take that. off wow well now that we're rearranging. now that we're rearranging the set so. that cash can. dude playing my microphone oh I off.

hello hello hello hello can yall hear me. out there check 1 two three hello hello. hello hello oh my gosh man I need. confirmation any confirmation I got the. thumbs up I'm just letting y'all know. right now I am not cleaning this up I'm. not either. yeah uh Kate no I'm not going to lie. this is a big one this is a big mess for. sure and unfortunately we just gave Al. Ray so think that means he should ow he.

she's actually pretty strong are you. good Harper this would be a crazy couch. are you good this couch if it was me and. you on this couch D I hit you all the. time just like that dude don't hit me. what the fre. ow what are they doing you almost. knocked over the Chell well you almost. knocked me over not you knock me up. knock me over knock you up why Dum and. dum are on the couch together huh ow oh. shoot the T oh hey Hey listen stop get.

up Harper. [Applause]. get stop it stop it no noop stop it. no come on come on take this outside. take this outside let's. go you do not for me yeah why not. I hey watch watch it watch it come on.

let's. go what the the heck is that thing what. is that what is that it's that working. it's not open I don't. think twist the white part I think is. how you do it twist the white. part let's hey hey truce lift it up and. twist cat oh my gosh. ohow bro can't even work any this is.

literally one of the dumbest humans I've. ever met. like it's not working I how you mess. that. up why is it not working why is water. coming out of it. listen you don't want it's supposed to. be an air horn oh wait I think I tie. got one of these days it's going to work. oh here we go ah there you you're out of. air. [Music].

now that's it cuz you wasted it. all that might kill you I don't know. what's in that really yeah yeah it. definitely will kill you. yeah yeah no hey wait cash the bottom of. your sock is really. bad what do you mean the other sock this. sock is bad if you do it you might die.

should I do it yeah okay be careful. though you might die well that makes me. not want to do it I think you should do. it all right here we go. guys. oh okay okay here we go here we go. I'm that was gross I didn't like that. can't did did it he actually did it did. he die uhoh what yay he's dead he did it.

look at him all right guys uh thanks for. watching the podcast happy birthday to. me happy birthday to Kate happy. birthday that's it.