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I apologize if I hurt anybody's feelings. but with that being said I think. everybody's a little sensitive now. you're calling the audience sensitive. I'm sure 9% of people on this podcast. that are watching areen concerned about. their looks and you're just being like. you don't have e to you're fat you're a. ganger before we had a podcast everyone. was like oh I love cash and now that I. talk a lot unfiltered people don't. really like me I saw the craziest. freaking homicide happened yesterday. what's a homicide a. [Music]. murder oh my gosh is G is gone AR is.
gone I your arm here you. go this is the wrong arm this is the. left. hand perfect it's fine hey you have two. left hands I'll help you. reattach come on what's what's going on. right now just give her hand. it's why do I feel like we're watching. an episode of the office right now what. m is bleeding I don't think that's I I. don't I don't think that's going to fit. I don't think her arm is going to fit. back on just try it's okay don't worry.
guys I'm an arms. dealer an arm. dealer it's going to fit I don't I know. how to do this I do this for a living. okay here we. go a there you go now you got two left. hands oh I'm so glad she's better now. and I'm glad her arm is almost touching. the floor you look like Slender with. that arm dude look like an. a oh you're doing like Slender y'all see. it looks like it hurts it doesn't well I.
know cuz it's not your real arm. but it really. doesn't yeah well I'm glad you have the. right to bear arms yeah okay yeah so. enough of the arm jokes what are we. actually going to talk about those. getting out of hand yeah they might cost. you an arm and a. leg seriously Sly serly no more arm the. arm jokes I can't handle it why you got. why you got Christmas socks on these are.
Marcus cheer socks no they're. Valentine's Day socks what oh those are. that's a lot of socks that that be yeah. it kind of looks like a peppermint and I. thought that said cheer oh it does say. cheer I thought it me like cheer like. Holly Jolly cheer Holly Jolly cheer. cheerful like oh yeah season to be. cheerful have a Christmas song out oh. gosh that. one yeah M M M did drop a Christmas song. one time got it's all that matters so.
don't go listen to. it that bad does this like look like it. hurts Harper how would you do that a. Christmas song that was like on Jam. junor what about like God no I'm sorry. no I think you should drop a song called. like Santa's revenge or something guys. does this like my actual Santa's Revenge. her mic is oh sorry it's just kind. Santa's Revenge oh yeah well yeah maybe. maybe she shouldn't drop a s yeah okay. no guys I I think I will yeah anyways. does this look like it h hurts did y'all.
hear that what MAV just did what like. just for no reason he just. went that's just a tick I have ack yeah. you I do I I'll randomly be like or like. are you that's that's but that is not a. tick that's a habit there's a different. spil apparently what about you when you. go like that's a tick no don't make fun. of that don't make a habit what about. this Mr wrists it's AIT don't make fun. of that that genuinely affects myit you. developed it yourself no just like I.
developed mine myself it's a habit you. can develop. ticks that is is this a tick guys when I. so wait no guys this is not a tick I. just called it a tick and you said it's. not no M's a tick oh my gosh so you. developed it from just doing this you. started doing that and I developed mine. from just going and I guess tick I guess. I don't know is that a tick is I don't. think any of I don't think that's a tick. I don't think that's a tick wait what. the I think a tick is like what the I. think a tick is. like what the honestly one of my ticks.
man I say what the way too much it's not. yet see y' I don't think you'll know. what a tick is I know what a tick is. trust me I used see a tick on me all the. time when I play in the woods understand. your. T yo yo what dude you're going to break. the couch no I'm not break my arm wobbly. this couch has been through guys already. cut. open my arm's gone again it was fake no. it was I knew it it wasn't fake I swear. guys I swear listen stop making stop. making fun of my ticks you made fun of.
me the last episode you need to. apologize for that I'm going to. apologize for that okay we already. talked about that and you already know. I'm going to apologize so go ahead and. apologize for that and what you just did. no well well first The Tick thing yeah. is that a tick no I don't think I don't. think this is a tick I me you don't. think mine's a tick no I think a tick is. like when you literally have like. something in your nerves or something. where you go like like that no but I. think all ticks you can stop I don't. think it's like physically I you could. stop it let me slap you across the face. Maybe actually not all no a lot of T. people can't stop you're right you're. right but I think also you can develop.
tis that you do habit I think that's a. bad habit you have she honestly might be. right it might just be a bad habit it is. a habit those they're both just habits. yep yeah I I have a habit or habit or. tick whatever you call it where I do. thisit and I bend my wrist and sometimes. I do it hard and my wrists literally are. fragile from it now yeah and I also have. have it where I do. this but there's nothing going on with. his face he just does that yeah that's. why we call him R why is he doing that. yes it's scary I'll be doing them both. be like if you see him out just be like.
hey. wrist people confront me about it like. my barber he's giving me a haircut he's. like bro are you good I was like what. he's like you're like I was like I was. like oh sorry I I don't a spell oh I do. my eye thing anytime there's like light. wind on my eyes so like at church. there's like this little fan that blows. on me and I'd be doing it in church all. the time on my you guys hear that he's. he's one of those people at church that. they take care of him they're like we. got cash to your fan right here we got. fan no no my fan what do you mean your.
fan no if a fan is blowing on my eyes. well don't say my fan just say a. fan I like you have a fan there at. church I'm imagining someone at church. just. like I saying I can't do a fan same. thing if like if I'm in the car and the. AC's blowing on my eyes um first of all. it's my biggest thing I had to tell. people can they turn it off my eyes cuz. if not I just sit there like this my. eyes it's scary sometimes he'll just be. sitting there and you're like what is. happening stop that's a KNE slap but. it's always when there's wind blowing on.
my eyes if there's not wind blowing on. my eyes I I pretty much never do it that. did not hurt you hit my. tibula I don't think I don't think she. did no she didn't and she actually hit. that special part remember where I said. I have that thing no everyone has that. no are you talking about that thing no. not that thing remember the thing that I. have oh my remember no I have this thing. where you move your lips in your eyes. around I have that thing too no I have a. thing right here there so many things. that my shins the top of my shins are.
extremely tender so if you touch it like. this like that hurts really bad I think. your just butt hurt it's because it's. you know it's because I grew too fast. you could never relate um it's because I. grew too fast yeah my bones are strong. Not. Fragile my bones didn't have time to. like grow with it and so now my bones. right here are very tender and they. won't go away until it catches back up. he got a tender tibula good to know but. no stop what about your fibula dude I'm. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to. get like a giant hammer just Hammer you. down and make you even he won't do it. you're a minor go ahead.
also I'm going to sharpen your toenails. and dig you into the ground until you. until you stand why do I feel like one. day I would just walk outside and see. Harper digging in the ground like a dog. just I can totally see that man diing in. your grave I saw I saw the craziest. freaking homicide happened yesterday. what's a homicide a murder you so you. know like in Minecraft when you jump off. the cliff that's a homicide so a suicide. oh what no oh no that's a suicide uh. homicide oh you know when you're on. Minecraft and somebody pushes you off. the cliff yeah that's I watched the.
craziest thing yesterday Maverick's. girlfriend has a dog what oh that. absolutely annihilated a lizard I had. never seen something so brutal it wasn't. even that brutal no listen the dog was. like running around in the backyard and. there's this like giant lizard it was. literally like that big right M it was a. pretty it was a fat lizard it was. couldn't run he need to lose some weight. he literally was like. kind of curious how the lizard didn't.
outrun the big giant dog dog was running. around and didn't like see the lizard. and we were like oh my gosh like she. doesn't see the lizard and MAF kind of. like touched the lizard and it started. squirming so the dog saw it obviously. and the dog went crazy she grabbed she. said and the tail flew off the lizard. don't worry those grow back and the tail. was like squiggling still oh no and the. lizard and then Kinsey grabs her dog and. she's like still no no and M's like.
trying to save the lizard he's like come. on buddy come on what were you trying to. do to save the Liz your little CPR BR. back like duct taping the tail back on. he's like you'll be fine it'll work just. like he used to I rehabed him he's fine. and then he yeah somehow the lizard like. was resuscitated from MC CPR he's a. lizard. hero so do the lizard people just all. worship you now it's. like he saved the lizard's life and the. lizard had a second chance at life but. so stupidly ran to the one spot where.
the dog could get her again so then he. goes under the grill and wait it's not. over no Stella. sees the dog sees the lizard and we'll. call the lizard Jed Jed goes under the. grill and Stella the dog is like under. the grill trying to get to Jed and Jed. was stuck under there until finally. Kinsey grabbed Stella again and then MAV. like picked him up and threw him over. the fence or something so did Jed live.
J's alive and well he's not you don't. think he bled out's Al well he told his. friends and he he brought me some other. dead they actually come to me now it was. the craziest thing and I I was scarred. I'm to RIS up the lizard I was just. freaking out watching it I love all the. stories all the stories are great guys. no but let. me High real look at this look at this. everyone what say but here's the thing. first let me RIS up the dinosaur look. that way look that way going the. dinosaur wait not not all the.
way okay streaming like myt what okay so. listen back to what I was saying listen. um this has all been great it's been a. great episode so far and I want to. continue it but we cannot move forward. he wants me to apologize without you. saying sorry to the viewers and to me. and to me and C first of all I don't. feel like it's a real apology if you. tell me to apologize no no no I just. want to give you a moment where the. opportunity is there so I don't. appreciate you you don't have to I don't.
appreciate you telling me to apologize. I'm not you don't have to no I no see. now I have to apologize you don't have. to apologize I do have to apologize no. but now it looks forced yeah now now. like even if I do. apologize now even if I do apologize it. just looks forced you w going to do it. were you going to do it in the first. place I thought about it I did and I was. going to apologize but now I don't even. want to because he's he's like cash. apologize now yeah I didn't expect you. to apologize okay fine here it.
is it's not going to be real apology. talk it's just talk about how rude. you've been the yeah first apologies for. on and off the air you can get them all. right here yeah yeah we can get it all. y'all obviously all probably saw the. last. episode and if you watch the last. episode mhm some things were said mhm. they were very rude what yes they were. very rude yes yes some some things said. that were very rude is anyone sing.
sarcasm in wait those rude things come. from. you well I think those rude things kind. of came from multiple people in the room. what remember Kate I remember Kate said. some rude things what did I say I. remember M said some rude things what. are you talking about and I remember I. might have said some rude things Harper. was pretty. innocent um they or last episode. everyone was talking about Mavericks. eating disorder and I didn't stop I.
don't this is this is the worst apology. ever go back and try again eating. disorder no I'm saying I'm I'm I'm. saying that like in like he has eating. disorder let me finish let me finish. you're saying eating disorder well let. me finish in I'm sorry I didn't mean. that Gerald no listen I'm saying eating. disorder is what I and then you don't. need to put quotations I didn't I was. literally talking about it in LA you. talking about it in LA yeah I was like. Maverick has a eating disorder and he.
like who are you telling it to to my mom. I was like I was like I think Maverick. actually has an eating disorder and then. and I was like it like interacts with. your actual life and it does okay M yeah. did you tell her what cash said stop. glazing him right now you tell her what. cash said was she here no she came to. the very end and she like she was like I. don't know so I was saying Maverick's. eating disorder I was saying it like. that I'm saying it like this everybody. call on I'm saying like this because. that's how I took it and I thought we. were joking like I thought we were like. Maverick has an eating disorder no okay.
why would we joke about that you didn't. why would we joke about that because I. went my entire life and every one time. has this man ever said he had an eating. disorder orever one time did anyone in. my entire life ever say he has an eating. disorder your mom just said it like a. month ago family my mom my mom did. Oklahoma my mom and you know what you. said you know what you said at that. dinner he looked after the dinner he was. like I don't know why mom thinks I have. an eating disorder she's always so. worried no that's mom wanted me to go to. therapy for it I said I am not going to. therapy. mom doesn't need to worry about me I'm.
not going well you should go to therapy. if you have an eating disorder maybe I. should I'm not going. to an honest man yeah and never in my. entire life have I ever heard this news. we get on the podcast he says he has the. eating disorder I'm like oh okay yep. okay well it was. apparently man cry it was kind of one of. those things that like nobody ever. acknowledged cuz he's not really. sensitive about it but it was just like. a known fact to everybody cash.
if there's something wrong with the. person do you just point it out yes you. point out my lip all the time no I don't. no one has ever talked about your. disorder look at your. lip Nobody Does that no people do y'all. talked about my lip and everything and. nobody cares the only thing I've ever. said about his lip is that I like his. lip yeah what what's my what's my. disorder what what's my disorder well we. are not going to talk about it I don't. have a disorder we're not going to talk. about it I don't have a disorder see. it's polite not to talk about it so. we're not going to I cuz I don't have. one so he doesn't have one or does he.
why you Shing your head I don't have one. well I'm not going to talk about your. disorder right now babe do I have a. disorder it's none of our business to. air it out on the goad air out if you. wanted to you would air out I don't have. one no no no no please the point is is. don't my point is is Maverick no one has. ever in my entire life I've lived with. this man ever since I was born no one's. ever said he has an eating disorder. besides my mom one time mhm so then when. he brought it up I thought I thought I. thought we were all trolling for the.
and then the camera's cut and they're. all like you really don't think he has a. eating disorder and I'm like wait y'all. really think he has an eating disorder. and I thought we were all joking for the. cameras and and and and playing. everything along joke of us but yeah. it's not something you joke about no no. I thought you guys were kind of joking. about it to make me look bad and that's. why I was getting so that's why I was. getting so mad how do we make you look. bad you made yourself look bad because. you're the one who said because I was in. I was so insensitive like you don't have. an eating dis and you were like but I do.
and I thought he was trolling me no why. would I'm just telling you what happened. why I believe you I'm listening right so. where's the I'm sorry so skip to the. point and just apologize is what he want. okay where is my I'm sorry for my I'm. sorry for what exactly because you guys. said I have a disorder and okay we. didn't make fun of it what no we didn't. really cuz Kate did say I have a and you. did too I didn't y'all both said I hav't. actually I don't know about you you did. she said I have the opposite of what you.
had okay okay wait so we affirmed your. disorder and you unaffirmed mine and. that's the problem here no yep project. it on me I didn't I you said you have an. eating disorder no yes you have no she. said you said that too no yes you have. no yes you have I like food you called. that an eating disorder I'm pretty sure. on the episode you said well then I have. an eating disorder well cuz he was. saying like if I went to a beach city. and all they had was fish I'd consider. it would be considered me having what.
I'm saying what what my apology is that. you're begging for me to apologize to. you I'm saying it was a misunderstanding. and you clearly don't understand that I. understand that and I forgive you I. don't that wasn't an apology you can't. forgive him oh I just have already. forgiven him it looks like we forgive. others as the Lord has forgiven us guys. when you'all were younger yeah but you. can't forgive someone that doesn't ask. for forgiveness but but you you have no. empathy towards me God I ask for. forgiveness ask I mean you could forgive. them I guess you're SE you're asking me. to apologize but never once did you. apologize to me. you never what what I'll say it again.
your senior asking me for apologize but. you never want apologize to me what do. you want an apology for yeah no one even. knows because nothing happened no I'm. saying out of all the stuff youve. bullied me for on the on this podcast no. one's ever apologize to me stop playing. the victim thank you no I'm saying. everyone else Harper go after him stop. playing the victim you're literally like. yeah playing the victim literally it's. true everyone else if I say a joke about. anybody else when you were younger did. you feel feel like you needed therapy no.
I'll hold you back don't stop no I'm. saying everyone else when a joke get. said or I say something to someone. everybody's like that was unall for you. should apologize but then all y'all say. something to me whether it's true false. whatever and I take it as a joke and. everybody laughs at it and even in the. comments everybody laughs but then when. I say joke to everyone everybody's like. how would well you need okay yeah that. like what Harper said some of the jokes. you say like genuinely hurt people and. if it hurts people true like what joke. Cas here's the thing your definition. here's the thing. if everything's a a joke to you and.
you're going to say no it's not and. you're but the truth is if it's funny it. is that's the thing everything I take. everything as a joke because we're. literally on a podcast called the LOL. podcast podast continued no no but I say. jokes when the cameras quit you. continued though with the thing so did. you no we didn't yes you did but I told. you I told you I told you once the. apology I told you once the camera's cut. I was like wait you guys are serious. that he has an eating disorder I did not.
know that you guys were being you. continued saying no he does not I still. disagree a little bit I think because. like I said I've seen you so many times. in my life when you're actually hungry. or you want to eat something you'll just. toughen up and do it what but when you. will when one like like when you brush. your teeth with ranch I vomited you did. not vomit bro yes I did no you did not. on yes I did on the set no he didn't I. would I would highly remember I would. highly remember if you vomited on that. set I literally told told him I said. listen I can do this but I'm going my.
point M would never eat ranch but he had. to for a video one time and he just. toughened up and did it and I threw up I. either way we're not getting back into. this either way you don't have any. examples that's what I thought that was. an example no I didn't he's being rude. to me right now he's being rude to me. right now invalidating your example. that's fake that that that example was. not fake y'all just talk nicer to each. other and no one will feel like you're. being I've been talking Dr No you guys. get we're on a thing called the LOL. podcast and then when we say jokes do. stu okay sometimes but you have you do.
have to know boundaries because people. have feelings but nobody a comedy movie. has serious Parts okay then maybe I'm. saying you're too sensitive I don't. know listen at the end of the day I. don't care if you apologize to me but I. hope you know that a lot of people. watching do care about me and they want. you to apologize to me and they also. want you to apologize to them so I'm. just letting you have the opportunity. again to apologize I'm not saying you. you only want an apology because you. play because you hurt my feeling because. you yes cuz that right there cuz you.
played it like I hurt your feelings. that's I'm everybody can y'all have all. said the most brutal things to me on. this podcast I've also said everybody. said everybody has said stuff cuz we're. on a there's a reason you're 7% we're on. a funny podcast we're on a funny podcast. M I don't want to bring it up but you do. match that 7% as well so but I'm 7% with. about guys they don't know what you're. talking about following they don't know. what you're talking about we did a poll. where we said who's your favorite host. cash Maverick Kate or Harper me m each. 7% they tied at 7% of the people like.
they both had the girls were at the top. and the boys were at the bottom that's. all that matters. okay yeah K Harper reached like 40 30 4. whatever it was and then me and M. reached seven we were like what yeah. Harper was like because you I'm grateful. for my seven and each and every one of. you that voted for me I love you guys so. much bro you're not class president I. love you so. much for voting me the highest I'm the. president of everything thank you I like. being runner up I've been second and. every aspect of my life so and I've.
always been first I've never even had. first well let me let me apologize so I. get let me apologize so I can get my. percent up um listen I am sorry pretend. to say it like you mean it maybe it'll. go up I was saying it like I'm I'm not. saying like I mean I did I was actually. mean I'm going pretend to apologize no I. said let me apologize no I can't even. apologize on you're doing it more like a. political campaign why I don't do. anything man just let me apologize I'm. listening honey thank you don't call. this man honey he's Thief I apologize.
and I actually am being serious if I. hurt anybody's feelings on or off camera. anyone but with that being. said I think everybody's a little. sensitive oh and this is so now you're. calling the audience sensitive no I'm. saying I'm guys I'm going to apologize. for him right now my brother my brother. does not know I'm sure 99% of people on. this podcast that are watching our con. concern about their looks and you're. just being like you don't have any.
Twitter you're fat you're a ginger. wouldn't I say any of this well for. you've said every single one of those. things when okay you said I have a big. lip you said I look like you said you. have a big lip no you you said you have. an e disorder. yep you said I have a big lip you said I. don't have you said I look like an. overinflated 5-year-old both of you CU I. got that from Kate and I got that from. Maverick yeah listen I'll admit it was a. good line okay. obviously other people wanted to copy it.
and it's fine all of yall have said that. all y'all when I get on camera all y are. like you just look way too big for the. camera no we say you're out you're just. a low focused. individual quity face not our fault yes. the other day they all said cash your. angle just looks more low quality but we. think it's just your face yeah he has a. low quality face no matter what we lens. we buy listen listen we okay okay yeah. Harper we've tried multiple lenses we. have cheap lenses on me and you yeah why. our quality is great cuz we have great.
faces we put nice lenses on this man and. somehow he's still low quality every. time he's too pale he's like reviewing. one of my videos that's what I'm saying. no no no no I was reviewing one of my. videos and when like the editor would. zoom into my face I was like why do I. look so low. quality yeah it happens to everyone I. mean yeah it happens sometimes to. everyone but I'm saying I I do stuff. like that like I I sit on a camera and. all like you look way too big for the. camera and all that but but I don't I. don't make it a big deal because we're. and I think it's genuinely funny see. that's why I think it's funny like that.
was that was funny because we're on a. podcast to make people laugh but this is. if any of those things were genuinely. hurting your feelings we wouldn't say it. yeah if you were to seriously tell us. like I don't want you guys making those. jokes anymore those hurt my feelings we. would definitely it's kind of like this. imagine you go yeah to a stand-up comedy. show and you get your feelings hurt oh. see I would absolutely do that yeah but. that's not right when you go to a stand. up comedy show it's like feelings at the. door leave your feelings at the door.
well I wouldn't go to a stand to me. that's what our thing is we're a comedy. show leave everybody needs to leave. their feelings at the door and we need. to just all laugh and have a good time. and nothing is serious we literally had. a disclaimer in some of our episodes. nothing serious nothing of this podcast. is serious and do not take anything. literal I don't think we have that. disclaimer we do we did have that. disclaimer I watch all the podcasts yeah. we have we've had that dis we have. serious topics like we it's a broad show. we do a lot of different I would say 90%. of it is comedy but there is like a 10%.
where it gets more serious that's like. implying that everything on this is is. false and it's just jokes and comedy a. lot 95% of this show is factual like. these are real life true stories okay. what the why you saying this like. natural natural geographic these are. real life true stories from real people. I've apologized I said if I actually. hurt anybody's feelings on or off camera. I am. sorry but I also feel misunderstood and. you say you're all sensitive though I do. believe I believe everyone's a little. over sensitive not like in like I mean I.
think everyone I don't vote for you're. probably the most sensitive vote for me. I don't think you're sensitive I don't. know I think I think the whole world is. a little too Sensi no one cared here. nobody cared about what he talked about. because we all joke around like that. like nobody really cared that's what I'm. saying we realized that after watching. the footage he looked really bad I did. even I I to put you I didn't want to put. the episode out I was like I realize. that's how I look I don't want to put.
that out but they he came off a bit. aggressive but they forced me to still. put that episode out nobody forced you. he Force you I didn't force you you said. we have to I just thought it was funny. because he always gets mad at stuff I. say and he's like if we ever have to C. he said this multiple times we ever have. to not put an episode out it's going to. be you or Harper that have that because. you and Harper are always saying out- of. pocket stuff and then this man so you're. talking about me no he said that in. front of. you this is the man though that then. turns around and says I think we. shouldn't put this. okay listen whether that whatever I'm.
saying I didn't want to put that episode. out and so all y'all in the comments. that feel bad for MAV he's the one that. said No this must air cash this must air. yeah as a brother I still think let's. see how many view mediocre of. you mediocre is a lot I'll take it so. loving I love seeing you guys like. rekindle your relationship sweet I I. would I would consider I even consider. mediocre of view. oh getting so emotional L that means a.
lot coming from you yeah because you're. so mediocre wait what what what's theod. called and that one's not out yet I. think it comes out not out yet Wednesday. I don't know no I don't know when it's. out it's going to be out before this one. it'll be the episode before this one. it'll be titled something along the. lines of Maverick seating Disorder so. you'll know which one we're talking it's. going to be hard to miss it's just. really embarrassing that like this over. inflated 5-year-old is really trying to. hurt other people's feelings it is I. mean he literally has a dinosaur on his.
stick that he. loves and he can't let go and when we. take it he freaks out and he comes over. here give me a back it's not funny. guys it's really not no it's pretty. funny see I'm the butt of every joke no. and I'm tired of being the butt I don't. want to be the butt no more you I want. you might be the butt of the joke but. Harper was the one without the arm I at. least want to be the head or the. shoulders or the neck hey I'm just what. am I I'm the heart of the joke yeah.
because I was the you're the smallest. part of the. joke you're the pinky of the joke. what that was. funny how was that funny cuz he's the. smallest part of the joke there was a. pinky Cash Cash don't cry what why are. you acting so. sad I was just it wasn't. [Music]. acting but I guess I. sorry I didn't mean to be acting for our.
own health I think we should never do an. episode again are you I was I was just. in your thing and I was like ever since. people liked me before they saw who I. was when I when I didn't talk so much. before we had a podcast everyone was. like oh I love cash and now that I talk. a lot unfiltered people don't really. like me where people have fallen more in. love with Kate and me and Harper and and. even Maverick yep and you're from six to. seven. wow well how does that make you feel are.
you really sad about that um this is. like a plant yeah that's a plant or. something I wish I wish you could show. you were. nice what like you are a nice person you. genuinely are like one of the nicest. people ever yeah you just got to work on. how you come off yes but you come off. that is so true people literally come. off so. aggressive because we're on a podcast. like a comedy show I I understand that. what are you what are you doing doesn't. look like weed y they can't your.
microphone no emad pull your mic down. what did you say it looks like. marijuana no I don't think so it looks. like a windmill the marijuana leaf. doesn't look like that I wouldn't touch. that it was wet. e she told you she after I touched it he. put his fingers on it I wouldn't doou. you that e was wet no but yeah like. literally you're just like so rude like. no I'm kidding sort of you're not mean.
listen sort of I'm kidding you're not. mean I don't think you're mean I never. seen you like genuinely be nice that is. not true Harper no like I have but like. like like no no like that's like not. that's not like a rude thing to say like. y'all never seen me be like oh my gosh. are you okay like is everything all. right do you need help like you''ll. never seen me do that I've never seen. cash do that or MAV actually yeah I have. seen MAV do it and K. oh you're saying I reach out to you no.
not to me but like to the like to other. people to other people like like if. you're like oh my gosh are you okay or. like K are you are you okay like. seriously like we're we're thoughtful. yes and I've never seen Cas do that and. y'all probably haven't seen me do that. either right no I've seen you do that. you have yeah keep glazing her have yeah. I've se you do that here's the thing. cash is just the empathy part of his. brain is just he shows his love strong. very strong these are all jokes that is. false what do you mean our parents our.
whole life said I have way more empathy. than you no that honey that they you're. mixing it up yeah they've always said. Maverick has had more empathy than you. no I could call Mom right now oh please. do no that's Cas just don't your mom has. said that before no no no no no no your. cousin saying it I'm saying it and your. wife maybe listen to us no no no no no. call her oh no oh y'all are so wrong she. if I call on right now and she says who. has more empathy she's going to say.
me just don't are serious Alexis has. been working here less than a month and. he knows you're wrong no he's like no. I'm so serious don't call your mom oh my. mom's getting you're going to get. remember what's your bet I'm telling you. she tells me empathy no she tells me all. the time I have more. empathy and ask her what your strong. suit is cuz she also tells. you you actually think this right now no. I I know it I don't understand I'm not. saying you're not a caring person but. you're just like no Alex like I'd say.
he's not caring Mom I'm telling you. mom's going to say me or call your dad. sorry but the person called Mom has no. empathy your mom is the most empathetic. person you don't want her to pick up. trust me okay I don't know if she's. going to pick up or not I mean she we'll. see if she calls back dad my dad he's. probably working but he's not working at. 7 o' okay let me call him there's no if. you genuinely maybe H tub I feel bad. like there's no shotty believes this I.
don't mom has told me to my face oh. honey I think he really is mixing up. some conversation right now no hi oh hey. Mom hey uh I'm here with Dad he's just. working on some equipment okay um we on. the podcast right now who would you say. has more empathy me or. Maverick. empathy what do you think huh.
yeah I would have to probably go with. Maverick no. wa everybody be quiet people feel the. way they you don't really get why people. feel upset or hurt sometimes but why you. don't really get that a lot of times no. Mom stupid you told. me you guys. me no you. guys wait wait what did you say I said. you're out of touch with people's.
feelings he said you're out of touch. with people's feelings no listen you. told me you told me just the other day. that I have more empathy than MTH I. did you were yeah you were like you have. more empathy MTH has more and I don't. know what it was wait can I talk to her. real quick no dad no she. did ask her what your strong suit is I. mean maybe in the context of what we. were talking about it made sense I don't. know okay so what would you say I had. more of because you said.
that you're taller well what was the. convers what were we talking about we. were talking about like people's. feelings and the way people are and like. people like people's situations and like. the way people are and you were like. you've always been more empathetic than. MAV I no I think maveri EMP do you know. what empathy. means serious what does empathy mean to. you like you you feel feel bad for. people when they're in a situation or.
you uh you're able to really comprehend. how they're feeling and why they're. feeling that way and I feel like a lot. of times you just look at a situation. and you're like well that's stupid they. shouldn't feel that way instead of. understanding that that might be painful. for them or that might have heard their. feelings he said that but okay what then. I'm mixing something up you told me like. I'm sure we did I'm just trying to. remember the conversation I don't I have.
I don't remember proba more aggression. no you were like you have more empathy. Maverick has more and then I don't know. what it was I think I Tara I think he's. mixing up what you guys said so if you. said Maverick has more empathy what. would you have said cash has I think. cash has a lot of compassion I mean when. he sees someone in need he doesn't do. like most of us and just say oh I hate. that he actually does something about it. so I think he has a lot compassion for. people maybe that's what we were talking.
about that word does not recognize cash. definitely has to help yeah cash has. more. compassion. sympathy it's sympathy no that's what. I'm thinking of definitely okay sympathy. makes you feel sorry for people and then. you help them I mean that might mean. that's what my mom told me I have more. of no you don't empathy I think M. understands yeah that can hurt people. more but you are very sympathetic with. people and that you're going to step up. and like help them or something a thanks.
Mom yes keep telling me how great I am. yeah you can keep. going all all right have amazing strs. all right thank you Mom all right bye. bye bye I love. you no no no no no no no sympathy is the. I was mix empathy and sympathy no to. take it to his grave that he was empath. no I'm apolog no not sympathy or empathy. maybe compassion no he is sympathetic. sympathetic means you feel their pain no.
that's empathy having sympathy for. somebody is being like what your mom. said I see sympathy compassion empathy. and sympathy now I'm going to look up. the. definition empathy is feeling their pain. oh cash is very sympathetic sorry. absolutely what he is so sympathetic. he's so sympathetic to first world. problems he could not care less if what. you wanted at the drive-thru was sold. out or McDonald's put the wrong stuff on. your burger he does not care about that.
if you're upset about that and you're. about to cry he does not give two craps. but if he looks at someone in a third. world country who's dying of disease. doesn't have a house he he's very. sympathetic towards those people stuff. like that he's not GNA be sympathetic. toward to stupid problems okay so I mix. it up sympathy is the word I meant you. guys are correct Maverick does have more. empathy empathy involves feeling what. someone else feels I would not say. that's. sympathy instead involves understanding.
someone else's emotion no no no that's. not the definition I got yes in pull. your mic down but from your own. perspective and that is just not cash. either sympathy is feelings of pity and. sorrow for someone else's Misfortune. that's what I just said hi sympathy. involves understanding someone else's. emotion sorry I'm I'm doing a cameo what. you're doing a cameo right now on the. podcast is. crazy fine fine I won't wow no m i up. you have more empathy I agree yeah you.
don't even know what sympathy. is that's that's what Mom telling you. guys listen to me real quick what. empathy the ability to understand and. share the feelings of another yes to. feel their pain yes you feel their pain. sympathy is feelings of pity and sorrow. for someone's Misfortune yes that's. understanding their pain there's. difference no you feel their pain he. feels sorryy involves feeling what. someone else feels sympathy instead. involves understanding someone else's. emotion but from your own perspective no. yes I'm kind of bored with the.
conversation sympathy is not emotional. sympathy empathy when I get on my phone. I get bored that's what I'm saying I'm. bored right now there's no conversation. about you sympathetic for me no I know. but like sympathy empathy words been. thrown out a lot and now I'm confused on. what either one of them means if I'm. being honest you guys want to see a. trick I want to see a. trick so she's clocking out for the day. this morning and she's tired yeah Harper. literally did come here straight off a.
flight travel days are rough oh you said. something about the flight you said I. land it and then and I said wait tell me. on the podcast what. happened. um I don't think she even knows what. happened I landed and I was asleep and. my mom screamed bloody murder why oh. your mom did not scream bloody murder I. don't believe that she did so I we were. we landed she saying no she I believe it. we landed no I'm. no we landed and my mom was like that is.
not true no it is so give me this no. don't stop fighting for it do you harer. do you do you clap when the plane lands. no like. hooray there's my pH oh next time I'm on. a flight I'm going to be the person to. start that sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. huh if I can be on the the if I'm on a. flight next time I'm going to be the. person that starts the clap I want to. try that see if we can start it like I. did um in New York in New York um for my. cheer competition I did did people clap. mhm really they're like oh.
okay it does make you feel awkward yeah. when people clap when the plane land I'm. like did you guys think there was us. that we didn't land safely we should try. to start a happy birthday song next time. on the plane guys guys I bet people. would sing espe we get the flight. attendants involved guys we sing Happy. Birthday to a random flight attendant as. they random person be like hey it's his. birthday today can we s he's like it's. not my. birthday guys guys guys guess what guess. what what. I love that every when I whisper. everybody else starts Whispering what I.
didn't whisper no yes you did you did. why no I didn't I said I said what no no. you didn't did you hear him he he did. what I said what oh like a oh no maybe I. said wait did I say that I don't think I. said that yeah you did I swear but like. isn't that so crazy like when somebody. else starts. Whispering other people are like yeah. yeah what what well because they think. you're about to tell a secret no I don't. know it kind of sets the mood yeah no. they're Whispering do you like when. someone goes why are you.
Whispering that's that's when it gets. annoying when you're like hey dude I. need are you why are you whispering. right now it's like obvious wh to if you. whisper to your Alexa then it Whispers. back I hate when people can't. whisper Maverick no there are some. people no no no not that you can't stay. quiet whisper it's that they can't. whisper and their words start to run. together and you're just like what are. you saying that's when they're just like. they're whispering but nothing is making. sense no Maverick just can't stay quiet. yeah if you say hey Alexa she like.
what's the weather she Whispers back. it's 72° oh I'll try that it's really. cool Alexa be whispering do you actually. talk to your Alexa I talk to my Siri she. gives me Bedtime Stories and I'm not. even joking when I can't go to bed I. asked her I said hey Siri give me a. bedtime story are they very long or are. they like 30 seconds long usually it's. like about a squiggly spider that um. held onto a pan and their legs stretched. out too far and he and he became the the. biggest spider in town and sounds like. Siri yeah and then um but it's not this.
Siri it's like my actual Siri like. homepod yeah and or they talk about um. the planets and about how Saturn is like. prettier than Mars or something like. that and um and how Mars got jealous. yeah I've heard that one before really I. you've actually heard that before. predictable guys what I've not heard. that before how did you predict that. what do you mean can you a man I can't. you know what I heard yeah I've seen my. comments and I've seen like I don't know.
I've just seen on the comments and stuff. people are like oh I fall asleep to your. podcast what do you mean that's kind of. an insult they're like oh I love. listening to it when I fall asleep what. do you mean what do you mean make sure. it's on a playlist so it just keeps. playing it make sure it plays all night. long all the revenue make sure your. phone's plugged in. good no like I'm so I'm so I'm so happy. you do but like are we boring and that's. why you fall asleep because sometimes we. get pretty loud and I don't think I can. sleep with that yeah when I when I'm.
watching a YouTube video and I fall. asleep at night I'm like well that. YouTube video must not been very. entertaining um also speaking of. whispering loud guys when we play board. games recently we had figured this out. none of us wear Apple watches so we. never knew this but we've been playing a. lot of board games recently and our. friends have been coming over and. playing with us and they wear Apple. watches and every time we play a board. game me and Maverick get so loud their. Apple watch like alarm goes off and says. like a warning if you listen if you're.
in a room at this volume for more than. 30 minutes permanent hearing loss can be. yeah can be you reach like a really high. Des can happen can happen yes can happen. then they have the audacity to say Kate. why don't you want to play games cuz I. like my ear holes what the what do you. mean your ear holes hey speaking of. comments though wait speak do hold on. there was a comment that keeps getting. commented on every podcast and it keeps. getting bumped to the top what is the. guy's name type of guy Nick Wilkins Nick. wi do you know know who Nick Wilkins is.
yeah who is it who I don't know okay. everyone seems commenting y'all should. have Nick Wilkins on y'all's podcast and. I don't know who Nick Wilkins is I. really don't know who that every. comments on here what has he done that. makes him think that makes you guys see. him and say he tell y to come comment is. that what it is he told y'all to come. comment I don't know please tell us why. yall com if he said please let us know. where and clearly they're definitely. trolling us after watching this episod. some of Harper's episode uh recently.
there's a lot. ofm no a lot of issues going on in this. in this room so I think we need Dr Phil. on so everybody go comment on Dr Phil's. episode to come or Dr Phil's Instagram. to come on the LOL podcast I would love. to have Dr fail on dream. guest the middle he's sitting right in. the middle dream guest on my podcast. there's no Nick Wilson Nick wils we get. those comments and we also get M the. type of guy comments and y'all y'all. keep those coming the Maverick type of. guy comments we all love them personally.
we read them all the time so if you guys. want us to see your comment comment. Maverick the type of guy you know who my. dream we do read those dream guest on my. podcast is huh well apparently the boys. what are y'all doing I was sh her sck. wilin coming so y'all want Dr Phil you. know who I want who Ian Armitage I think. is his name from Young sh. yeah I think he's 15 you know Ian Hawk. no. fromin and the chick monks have you seen.
all those things like Ian Hawk is he the. music old guy yes. oh I would love no honestly my dream. guest on the podcast is Alvin no I need. young Sheldon imagine please come be on. our podcast I watch your show all the. time no no no I want Sheldon's older. brother that's on the show the one that. talks like this Montana that's his name. I think it's Montana Jordan Georgie come. on the podcast yeah I want both of. honestly and the sister and the dad. honestly bring the whole G upun it up.
bring the whole game I want the whole. young Sheldon crew oh no I want the. grand mind you see that what up R it up. you the way he said that run it up run. it up can we get Maverick squeal on the. TV again should that be the intro to the. Pod oh my gosh please just you guys know. how we have the intro where it's the. logo and it's like in the beginning. after the intro should we should we. switch the to this one time Maverick. screamed and he. goes should we switch it to that and.
every time it's just after the intro. plays it's just Maverick. [Laughter]. going I think so I think that should be. it every single time is who's. aning whoa whoa calm down don't do it. again we don't want to see it happen. again man because I do listen no yeah. can can you give us one replay one time. no no please I literally was like in the. middle of my sentence I got interrupted. like multiple times then I finally I was. like going to yell then I was like I. shouldn't yell and so then it just came. out like a softer look interrupting you.
can yell you can be like oh man you can. be like guys you're interrupting me like. hey but instead you. went his hands even fled like this I'm. just going to stop talk he almost flew. away no what he almost flew away cuz he. was flapping his hand so hard I can't I. can't up look at her she loves pully. she's like pulling up get her right here. no wait M please just reenacted for us. please I don't even remember what it was. oh yeah I don't even know what you. talking. about you do don't remember the video.
remember the type of guy to lie about. something cuz he's embarrassed yeah yeah. wait what was the video like what was. the video called I don't I have no clue. the Pooky face the bigest steak it might. have been Big Steaks I think was that. the biggest stick of the episode is. thatle and then we were like that's an. Nick that's an Nick when intro I think I. don't know but also keep the MAV type of. guy type of comments cuz I love those. and also very very very important thing. if you guys get anything from this. episode go comment on Ian's Instagram to.
come on the LOL podcast thank you very. much but Ian she means young and. disregard what he said you can stop the. Mavericks type of guy com keep those. going we've seen enough no let me. clarify Ian from Young. Sheldon not Ian Hawk gosh no don't I. don't care for that one I just need. young Shon on my podcast all right my. thank you so much for watching this. peace out bro.
