Paparazzi Has Ruined My Childhood!

I was going to a cheer competition and. it was in Florida in Orlando Florida and. um I had a big swarm of people and then. these paparazzis like showed up and. there was like a line around the. building to take photos of me it was. crazy that was like the first time I. ever was like well like I'm kind of. famous like I didn't know that but like. you know and then then these these. people I don't even know if they were. real paparazzis they followed me up to. my room and then I closed the door on. them and then they were knocking on it. for like two hours straight was it grown.

adults yeah what kind of psycho I don't. know. it was adults and I was washing my face. and I finally opened the door I was like. oh my God no you call the cops then yeah. your parents were with you yes no I was. just waiting I was with my um friends. Devin and Kinsley and all my cheer. friends and stuff so there was no adults. oh that's bad that's so weird my mom and. her friends were like going to the bar. or something well he's just like random. adults with their iPhones or do they.

have like camera like cameras like 4K. cameras no that's like scary I know they. could have forced themselves in there if. they wanted to yeah that's actually not. okay okay. got them so that was good I can't. believe they followed you into the hotel. yeah yeah normally like Paparazzi they. stop they stop like at the door they. were already in the hotel for some. reason like in the line for some reason. they knew you were in there get out of. here no that's crazy and then I went. back downstairs to take photos because I. had to leave because like they were like. following me around I was like get away.

so we just ran so do you enjoy when. you're in public like did you enjoy that. like having that many people no who. enjoys someone outside their hotel. that was really fun but it got super. late to a point where like I like was. losing my voice because I was like. like make a tick tock and stuff I was. like yeah of course no that's like it. got kind of it takes a long time too. though whenever they all want to like. take a video too and I did want to hang. out with the my cheer friends and stuff. but like I had to you know like take.

photos and I can't be mean and say no. sorry like but because like have y'all. ever had to say no. [Applause]. yeah definitely said no to videos though. yeah yeah I guess sometimes like can we. film like five tick tocks I'm like uh I. don't got time but but no like for them. I mean 99.9 the time like I love taking. photos but I don't think I've ever been. like no no but there's been times I've.

wanted to say no yes. I'm like yo I'm like I did not I'm not. ready for this no no the only times I've. wanted to say no is when like I woke up. at a hotel or like something it's like 6. a.m and I walked downstairs and I'm like. and they're like yeah we're like trying. to get big we're making breakfast at the. hotel in our pajamas like barely alive. can we take a picture I'm like yeah yeah. let's do it let's do it no I've seen. some harsh pictures of myself. there's a picture at the Taylor Swift.

concert. um because when we were there there are. a lot of girls that were like our age. and stuff and so when we were like in. the merch line and stuff a lot of people. knew who we were so we took a lot of. pictures and there's this one picture. this girl like posted on Instagram of us. and it I just I it looked like I was. meeting her or something like actually. like it was so awkward I was like and I. was like I want that yeah I noticed that. too sometimes I see a Fan's photo of me. I'm like oh why do I look like that yeah. it's like that is not me I promise but. other than that I do like getting.

noticed like I think it's really cool. because like that's like my dream like. when I was younger I was like oh my gosh. I really really really want to get like. noticed in public and all that and you. mean three months ago. no like um when I was like five six. seven eight nine ten you know and I I. don't know I I like literally loved it. and then now I'm like oh my gosh like. it's actually happening it's so weird. yeah but yeah so I really enjoyed it. yeah what are you laughing about. you just want to be the center of.

attention I. okay. no you two are always beefing on the. couch yeah oh no look taking any chance. I get at heart I saw I do not want to be. the center of attention sometimes like. on my birthday I do. but other than that it's not like your. wedding day. ah yeah yeah but I'm not gonna get. married because I can't hold. relationships like oh yeah yeah of. course. yeah me neither yeah I just want dogs.

and a house what yeah I can't hold. relationships. over here wait you actually don't think. you'll ever get married or are you. joking I I don't think I will like I. swear like it's not going too well yeah. it's not going too well in the. relationship are you like having high. hopes though for once you get out of. like now that you're out of Middle. School do you have high hopes for life. look for high school for high school I. do but I'm scared people are gonna like. use me for clout you know oh for sure. that's gonna like that that's like.

that's literally like it's guaranteed. yeah who cares though no I know you care. when that's all they care about yeah. like it's like that's not a friend. that's just somebody that like wants to. yeah yeah but the way I always saw it. was like some people want to be friends. with me because of that but like I want. to be friends with other people because. they're interested interesting too yeah. like I like being friends with. interesting people I don't want to be. friends with people that are like boring. yeah that's valid if somebody's got. followers it's like oh that's sick like. let me talk to you about it like that's.

yeah okay but there's a difference. between somebody that's like oh that's. cool like let's be friends and then. somebody who like obsesses over the fact. yeah there's a difference between. somebody like that or somebody like your. camp counselor yeah. take pictures and post videos and make a. benefit from it like being friends with. you is like because you have followers I. guess isn't bad but I don't even care if. they're like want to be friends with me. to like try to benefit from it like I. don't care yeah I guess it's just when. they're annoying if I have fun hanging. out with you I have fun hanging out yeah. exactly if they like obsessively like. take photos of you and stuff like that.

that's not but it's yeah it's not fun. when you're with somebody and all they. want to talk about is like that like. that's all they wanted like I'm hanging. out with them and I'll like they're like. new friends and I've been hanging out. with them for like a week or two and. like multiple times I just see them like. taking Snapchats and they're just like. pointing towards me like hold it there. get away no I'm in my house I'm just. like all right exactly yeah I was at. like one of my friends or kind of my. friend obvious like one of my like clout. friends or something. which she's got clout no no no no she.

like wants to be friends with me. um so she was like yeah I'm with a. famous person right now that's kind of. weird and I was like yeah and that. wasn't that was even bad like I was like. yeah I guess like I'm not even that. famous and then she was like she was. like what's it called. um she was like like taking a bunch of. photos of me secretly I was like girl. what are you doing and she posted them. all on her story I was like okay. um maybe not no but yeah have you ever. had like been in public and you've seen. people that are like videoing you from.

yes. like hello your flash is on you forgot. to turn your phone. get their flashes on yeah and they're. just sitting there holding the camera. from like 30 feet away and they're. flashing I'm like bro I know ask for a. picture I'm 100 down take a picture not. awkward at all yeah exactly let's take a. picture but when I'm like eating my food. at a Mall food court I'm just like. eating in the table like somebody's like. I know my worst the worst is when I'm by.

myself and I'm in public like because a. lot of times when I'm by myself in. public it'll be like other girls my age. and they'll be like looking at me and. like some and like if they're a little. bit younger than me a lot of times. they'll follow me and it's like I feel. like I'm just being bullied like I feel. like. literally oh my gosh I'm like they're. like I'm pointing and laughing and video. you away exactly it literally feels like. you're just like a zoo animal I. literally think I am like if I'm like. anywhere like in Target like yes. yesterday. always gets me I yesterday I was in.

Target and this big group of girls were. um sitting there just looking at me in. uh in the Starbucks in our Target and I. was like and then um and then they were. like they started bringing out their. phones and taking a video on me I was. like okay and then um and then finally I. walked away so they followed me and then. they started laughing and I was like no. it's who are you by yourself yes yeah. yeah I feel like I get bullied when I'm. back I'm like I'm like girl come on now. just take a photo with me like no yeah. it's not weird when I'm with the Franks. I'm just like just ignore it like it's. fine but when I'm by myself I'm.

literally like like we're just being. like loud right now so because a lot of. times it's not even like I feel like. they don't even think like oh it's cool. that they do social media I feel like. it's like a joke like oh my gosh there's. a tick tocker exactly it's like. um like I bet like all my fans when they. take a photo of me they're like no way. I'm at that weird girl that's not in the. head that's literally what it is man I. don't think that it really pointed at me. like it's a tick tocker yeah I don't I. mean I I don't think it's meant to be.

like mean. social media like influencers and stuff. as a joke and it's like I mean I guess. that's how they see it and stuff but. it's like when you're in person and it's. like ha ha a tick tocker like like it's. not like if I saw like yeah if I saw. like Justin Bieber on the street I would. be like haha it's Justin Bieber Wait I. would be like oh but some people do that. no but you have to think about it like. what if we worked a normal job like what. if we were working at Brittany Melville.

and people walked in and were like. Brandy Melville worker like. that'd be pretty messed up actually yeah. it's a McDonald's worker bro like that'd. be pretty stuffy really messed up yeah I. would. um I guess it doesn't bother me because. I'm just like yeah yeah I mean I have a. question I'm not ashamed like I'm I am. I'm happy yeah. I am no my favorite questions that fans. ask is they're normally my age and.

they're normally guys oh my gosh but the. first thing they see me they see me and. all they ask is how much money you make. every single guy it's just how much. money do you make is that weird the. questions guys ask versus girls that's. the first question every guy asked me. seriously every guy how much money you. make that's so weird it is weird every. girl is like what's it like being famous. yeah. what's like the most frequent question.

you get asked in public so when somebody. comes to take a photo of me they're kind. of like I notice this every time. somebody takes a photo of me they're. shaking and I'm like yeah like calm down. like it's okay I'm like it's okay like. yeah when people shake I'm like. they actually like they like me I know. it's so weird the worst no I think. that's like cute kind of it's like I. think it's new I think it's like all. like like oh they're shaking no it's so. funny though the funniest thing. shaking in my boots for me okay.

moving on the funniest thing though is. whenever they see you in public if y'all. are what if you're like walking opposite. directions like we're about to cross. paths they'll go like and they'll make. it obvious that they know who you are. that's one of my favorite places. and there's like the second they're out. of your vision they'll start screaming. they'll be like oh my gosh I know and. it's like we can still hear you like we. know that that's how like I'll be. walking towards them and they're walking.

towards me and they like hold it. together. that's the second they pass my side. they're like oh my God exactly I think. I'm dead I know I know death oh my gosh. okay no no they actually like it's like. they forget that we are like normal. is when they're walking towards me and. they they haven't recognized me and then. they recognize me yeah I I usually I. sometimes look back and they're staring. straight at me and I'm like and then I. just walk out of my way feeling really. cool no no but like so you get noticed.

every time you got in public now or like. so when I like go out on my neighborhood. no obviously but like in like stores and. stuff of course every time every time. have you ever have you gone to like a. mall on like a Saturday yet yes oh my. gosh those are the craziest it was crazy. like one time I went with some of my. friends and all my Wildlife leaders on a. Saturday no it's. I bet we get kicked out no it's like if. you go to a mall on a Saturday. um especially with like with how hyped. up you are right now yeah it's like you. can't even get you can't even shop like.

you can't you're stopping every like 30. years. fans ask is there like can you sing for. me I'm like oh no you must understood. no that's the funniest thing though was. the kid at this oh yeah there's this kid. at the basketball court I go to uh I. don't know where his parents are he's. always there by himself him and his. friend they're like five years old I'm. not kidding who. I don't know their names but they're. like five years old. and they're always running around by. themselves yeah and they they notice me. and they're like they're like are you.

cash and I'm like yeah and they're like. wow and then they like kind of went off. into their thing and then they came back. up later and they said you're not cash. and Maverick and I was like yeah I was. like oh you got me okay they were like. yeah you're not cash for Maverick and I. was like why and they said you're not. singing. [Music]. and I said what do you mean he goes. Space Cowboy you're not singing it and. I'm like can you go to his thought I'm.

like uh he's like yeah and I was like. Space Cowboy like the force and then he. goes oh maybe it is you. oh my gosh hey yo we had this one girl. she was little how old she was probably. like oh seven you're talking about the. girls Department yeah she was like five. or six and yo she is literally we're. playing pool it's like it's like a like. a uh what would you call that it was. like a little clubhouse at the clubhouse. so we're playing we're playing pool and.

there's some music on and this little. our song comes on and we're like hey yo. our song's playing that's so cool what. but it was like on the TV so our music. videos playing too yeah we're like the. music video and we're like oh that's. kind of it was like there was a joke. someone turned it on as a joke. in this five-year-old and the. seven-year-old in there yeah and this. five-year-old's just dancing around to. it the seven-year-old she's singing the. words really she knows every line and. all of a sudden. she has no idea we're there but I know I.

have my hat on yeah like yes no idea no. but it was funny because we had been. like talking to her before and stuff. like we were talking but she did not she. did put the dots together I was talking. to her the entire time like messing with. her because she was like this allowed. like five-year-old yeah and then she's. looking at the music video she's singing. along with it blah blah blah and then I. was like Hey and she looks at me and I. take my hat off like this and she goes. what the and says the f word. five years old and I was like whoa whoa.

oh my God. she was running around she screamed like. she was screaming like it's pretty funny. TV oh my gosh it was awesome yeah but. it's so fun it's so crazy to like it's. so weird to see that there are actual. faces and people behind the numbers. online like it's like we have like. millions of views and followers and.

likes and stuff but then like you see it. in what real life and you're like wow. they actually exist no it's like it's. like weird you say like the views like. it's not like you still go to Target. yeah no it's like it's like you go to. Target and there's actual people there. that know who you are yeah I know I. think about that sometimes and like a. video gets like 10 million views I'm. like you tell me 10 million people saw. that yeah. like around like your house like oh gosh. that would be like a literally a sea of. people that'd be crazy even just the. podcasts to get like 100 000 views. imagine a hundred thousand people dude.

listening to us live no that's dude the. 18tc crazy where Taylor Swift performed. that's like only 80 000 I think yeah. imagine only so imagine only 18. Taylor. Swift only pulled 80 000. imagine we're in the ATT stadium and. we're all just sitting down here talking. like like this right now dude I'd be. like 100 000 people listening to us.

I wouldn't know what to talk about I'd. be like there's people just watching us. right now yeah I would like like right. now it's so chill because that's like. we're just here by ourselves but I I. don't know what I would do like I. probably would like start going psycho I.

feel like it would be hard too though. with like that many people watching you. to just like speak though because I feel. like everything you say there's gonna be. a reaction like people are gonna like. laugh or like gasp or something and it's. gonna be so loud you won't even be able. to like think yeah Harper do you want to. make a song yeah I don't want to get you. on a song we we talked about that this. morning actually I got this one two. homies in Cancun two homies yeah we. wrote a song you can jump on that. wrote a song the night before about. Cancun me and Michael did you want to.

hear a theme song sure. we should play the music video. by this time yeah throw the music video. up it's it's a Maverick in my. brother-in-law yeah I was the director I. just want to point that out yeah wait. no we gotta throw the video up no. destiny. [Music].

what are you gonna say I was gonna say. cash was only the director because he. wasn't included in the song because he. went to bed too early yeah I'm not stood. enough to make a freaking song we have. to get up at 5am from a flight I'm not. gonna stay up till 2am making a song me. and Michael were like we gotta run it. midnight we have to have a theme song. trip it's midnight and we gotta wake up. at five and I'm gonna. I'm into going to Cancun that was a. brilliant idea I'm like no no I don't I. want to go to bed yeah.

okay and I thought like that was the end. of it I didn't think they were actually. gonna make a song but they did it was so. solid Loki like the song We were singing. it all week yeah it's lokia Bop but it's. like uh we wrote like the verses in like. 30 seconds we were just like this works. throw it on there and then we just sang. the course like once or twice and we're. like wait this is kind of a smack yeah. we're in the studio at 2AM like just two. homies hey Cancun we're like dancing. having fun I thought we were gonna sing.

a song oh yeah we can get you on the mic. and you can freestyle no I I can let me. hear you freestyle no no no no you got. it Harper like what what do you mean. okay. um. come on you got this okay okay I'm. trying to think two rap about my friends. all right three no rap about anything. three two one go right now I'm on the. podcast with cash cake MAV and Harper. yeah I have 22 minutes and eight seconds. on the clock I. clock and it's a whole Bop feeling like.

a Rhapsody God oh yeah yeah uh some. aluminum. yo I just made that up yeah that's. that's good no I'm pretty sure that was. Eminem yeah no yeah no I don't can't you. rap nope. no you're not bouncing off of anything. listen ready three two one go up in the.

podcast room yeah making a podcast no. ad-libs no okay yeah that helps me yeah. yeah ready mom will you be my height man. I got you okay three two one go up in. the podcast room oh just two dudes let's. go okay and me and Harper hey we're. really trying to rap right now not very. good but it's going somehow I really.

want to come downstairs and get some. food because I haven't had anything so. busy with the day yeah. that was pretty good she didn't rhyme. once she said. what else there's the other thing. there's one more thing I forgot what I. said yeah it was okay I guess your turn. no mad you rap no no no no no no no I. don't have you asked you just made us. rap and y'all aren't gonna rap now yeah. all right next topic. um.

uh no no we're not gonna stop all right. the thing is yeah okay. okay. you give me a beat I can't I can't. beatbox. are you ready ready. wait no I'm giving you I'm giving you.

beat ready. groovy girl boots and. boots and Cat till we get a little. slower. oh you literally just wrap it on the Pod. we about to go off 22 minutes on the. clock you know we can't stop everybody. thinking that we gonna show off y'all we. keep going yeah we rise until the top. top of the charts y'all we going too far. living in the Stars yeah my bars are too. hard yeah we gonna party living up on. Mars everyone thinking that we living in.

the stars but we blasting off like a. rocket ship everybody thinking I'm in. the pocket with this but I don't know. where I'm going I'm just a rapper. freestyle everyone thinking I do this. for a while I just do this for the girls. yeah I like to make them smile. um anyways actually was salty that yours. is better I have a feeling that like you. made that up last night like last night. for now you're complimenting him now. thanks harp no I mean I just made that.

off the fly no no no I mean I never mind. give me give me give me some words. you'll need to wrap with it oh I want to. do that dibs. I really saw the over inflated. five-year-old come out. Dinosaur dino dinosaur. okay. you give me one I'm a gremlin let's do a. gremlin these are some interesting words. man Kate watch. Diamond Grim Gremlin gremlin's a hard. work Diamond Gremlin and watch watch is.

easy okay maybe I shouldn't have. volunteered for this I got it. Joe. Joe Joe wait what am I doing. I'm trying to find y'all a rap beat. that'll be hard no she wants any. freestyle beat I'd be able to actually. freestyle harder yeah I'm finding an. aurora free one y'all keep talking yes. yes that would actually be should we. give them easier words I feel like. you're not that good at rapping.

the words dinosaur Gremlin and watch. after he gets okay okay oh dinosaur. Gremlin watch do you think you got that. I know what I would say for Gremlin I. already thought about it dinosaur is. what I'm tripping about dinosaur oh. dinosaurs easy dinosaur. I was on the dinosaurs. no you need soar something with sore you. can literally maybe where that runs a. dinosaur go. um she's looking like a dinosaur yeah.

she got me so bored walking out the door. yeah I got like four floors you're. riding dinosaur big deal yeah. um wait do we have the B yeah I got one. yeah I'm with the dinosaur preferably. fat. yeah that's what this is. he said yeah that's what it says. all right let's hear it. oh. yeah. oh this actually could be oh this could. be good wait who's Robin first I'm gonna.

go but first I wanna hear the drop and. then I'll we'll run it back real quick. you can give me words while I'm. freestyle okay okay all right let me. hear the drop and then I'll do it. yeah no I'm going I think I'm gonna take. it away. hey. don't let me down dog. oh yeah you're in okay. wait you did this I don't like I don't. like this beat. one two. three one two three huh oh six one go.

seven eight rapping to the B got these. girls messing with me I don't need a. fleece wrapping and hold I don't know. dude this is too slow it is slow a. rapping slows hard yeah. you can't I know stuff that's not good. sometimes. I can't help it guys like if it Rhymes. every time I'm like he's like okay you.

want to hear my new rap I'm like now one. of the bars was so hard can I tell it to. you Joe but you have to bleep it no no. no no no don't say it later okay. Joe why Joe finds a beat okay I'm just. gonna tell Joe he could bleep it no no. no no I said it's not I said no no no no. no no well our Harper's here too no it's. okay I've. Kia. okay I can do this one you think.

that's crazy. all right I got I got it I got it buddy. all right restart this why are you. laughing I just looked at that dude. all right is this as loud as it goes. all right hey yeah oh oh. yeah yeah what are these noises yeah. it's just fast and aggressive all right. forget about it I'm not rapper I'll rap. give me three words no I think you.

should just yeah once he finds a fast. beat we'll we'll rap but for the. meantime I wanted to bring something up. what. so the other day oh guess what since. Harper loves Maverick's Riz oh guess. what Maverick said to a girl oh no what. did I say. oh no he probably didn't even know what. he said where was this at the resort no. I know one of my friends called me The. Wizard of Oz yeah they did yeah they did. and I felt pretty good after that okay.

listen. Kate Kate was trying to interrupt my. wrist and then they said the Wizard of. Oz He said let him cook he's the. original boss yeah he did too he go let. him cook he's the wizard Wizard of Oz. Wizarding this girl I was yes and don't. you interrupt me. I was Snapchatting this girl yeah and. she wasn't showing her face. so he says he I wasn't no I said don't. interrupt me don't interrupt the dude he. texts back he's like I gotta see her.

face and he takes back. show me that pretty face. and then I got one more I got one more. and then the girl's taking too long to. respond so he sends a selfie of him. smile geez and he's cheesing he said he. said yo did you throw your phone across. the ocean you take so long.

she was just really pretty and I wanted. to show one of my other friends and I. was like yeah sorry dog I can't show you. a picture of her she doesn't have. Instagram. um and she has an Instagram but it only. has a picture of her gerbil on it right. oh that's okay. I know not interested in this girl I.

just wanted to show him a picture of her. because she was really pretty because. you pulled her I guess. maybe it was something I got her. Snapchat so listen so I was like if any. if I were single and any man snapchatted. me show me that pretty face immediately. blocking me not if you're interested. makes no girl smile no girl goes really. Matt the only way to read it here's the. thing here's the thing it wasn't my best. move but it was the only move I had. because I I went through every we just.

sat there for like 15 minutes trying to. come up with a Snapchat to get this girl. to send a picture of her face and then. she takes forever to respond because. she's like what color your eyes are she. would have been like green with a. picture of the wall why don't you just. say hey can you send me a picture of you. um I liked your hair and I wanted to. show it to my sister-in-law she wants to. dye her hair like yours or something. that's just a random thing I said but. you could have came up with something. like no that's even right I just can't. believe that you all sat there for 15. minutes and all you could come up with. was let me see that's right show me your.

pretty face little girl. friends text you let me see that pretty. face I I would literally I would show. them. um a face of like a monkey or something. like I I would like no like I'm sending. like toe pics or something yeah but the. second text topics the second texture I. said hey yo what do you what what did I. say I said you take so long to respond. did you throw your phone across the. ocean or something that's tacky and it. was tacky but we had to change up the. style because it wasn't working so I was.

like you know what we'll try to be like. your selfie got me the selfie guy yeah. Snapchat selfies are always like. I pull up his Tinder it's a picture of. him leaning against his doorway in his.

bedroom like this he's leaning against. it like a like a graduation picture in. his room he had like this nice shirt on. and he's like okay. literally wearing a cut off shirt no cap. that that was a bad massage bad picture. no it was a good picture of you it was. just a picture to Joe y'all tell me if. you think it's a bad picture should we. answer the what's it called the. recommendations. podcast profile here okay guys blur it. out if I throw up please oh my gosh. Harper's gonna review Maverick's Tinder.

profile also did you guys see Taylor. released an album that is the exact same. album she already had. do we want to talk about that yeah. what's what's up with that wait how does. it go it's like Taylor Swift Fearless. 1982 or something no it's speak now. it's like red I don't know. I mean I'm so lost y'all look so weird. that she released an album that is. exactly listen you need to know the.

drama to understand there's no drama. listen you do she has it yeah team Kanye. let's go. she has a song and she said guys guess. what I'm gonna drop it again yeah and. guess what she's actually making money. off of it this time yeah but she made. money the first time girls like a. multi-millionaire Swift she's getting no. matter what she she could make a song. that she just says hi and it's gonna do. good why are you acting like she never. made money this girl's like well because. no that's what I'm saying she's not. doing it for money like I'm saying no. she's doing it because she doesn't she.

didn't own the rights to her music okay. but why wouldn't you just make a new. song because she those are her original. songs as her music she wants to own the. rights to her music then she said the. bottom oh. I think I think they were sold under her. though like I don't know if she knew. that they were getting sold to the guy. they were getting sold to I don't know. that's crazy that's a pretty dumb thing. no it was so smart you know how much. money she's making off of those albums. that she's re-recorded now. as much over the other ones though too.

the money she was I don't even know if. she was making money off of those ones. after they were sold but her original. albums she is making so much more money. now on her re-recorded albums than she. did on her original ones because now she. would say Taylor Swift's like the. biggest pop star right Taylor Swift is. the music industry yeah she is. wrong Morgan Wallen I think he's no. Morgan Wallen he's nowhere near Taylor I. hate him have you seen a Morgan Wallen. ticket price he's a little just like. compared to it's literally the same as. Taylor Swift he's the earliest Taylor. Swift is like freaking breaking my.

favorite question do you guys think. Taylor Swift as like the biggest pop. artist makes more or Patrick Mahone as. like the biggest sports star oh Taylor. Swift Taylor Swift for sure yeah. I asked her how much she thought the um. star player and. what is it I thought he was talking to. us.

yeah I thought I heard you said. something I thought you said something. no I did not I asked Taylor how much she. thought um yokovic that's how you. pronounce his name I'm sorry what it's. it's this all it's the best player on. the team that just won the NBA Finals I. said how much do you think he gets paid. she said oh maybe like 2 million yeah. probably 2 million. I looked up probably yeah how much you. think he gets paid who's yokovic okay. it's just like one of the best. basketball players basketball players. probably like 10 mil 5 mil the best ones.

yeah no they get like 200 mil is their. contracts. and I was like 200 million okay and. she's like oh wow that's good like you. really thought that's not good for the I. mean there what do you expect me to say. to that like two million dollars wow wow. that's crazy I don't know the man I'm. happy he's making 200 million a year. good for him but like I'm not gonna sell. him yeah I got it pulled up oh my gosh. it's literally the first phone. wait I want to see it too that's the. first photo yeah Rosie.

can't do it I can't do it I just can't. look at it I can't I'm gonna We Gotta. Throw these up on the screen let me see. it let me see it there you go. look it's not the best but you gotta. remember those are old photos it's from. like almost two years ago. did you think you looked good. because you don't whoa. hey no bro it's just why would you take. a picture like this in your house I.

don't know even I don't even remember. taking that picture dog like at least go. outside I mean I'll go I'll give some. credit to you here's the next photo oh. that's so embarrassing by the way oh. that does look a little emo I feel like. this photo is kind of hard like kind of. does hard wash that's what it is yeah. it's a hard watch that's. okay. oh.

okay that okay. that's not that bad. wait did we find it's the last one okay. no no no wait let me see the last one. oh. yeah that was that was not that bad it's. not that bad it's not that bad. oh we're gonna freestyle now he's got a. beat now. let's see what were my words. uh dinosaur. watch and Kremlin dinosaur watch Gremlin. let's go okay you ready yeah yeah I'm.

excited for you dog dude okay yeah this. is fast and aggressive. hey yeah all right restart restart ready. all right here we go. that's crazy yeah. yeah. we on the park okay talking about Helen. Keller on the lol you know that we do it. better I got dinosaurs you know that we. got the Rays Wizard of Oz yeah that is.

what we doing man hey here we go did I. even say yeah wait another word they. said rap the word with Gremlin I said. wait hold up how can I do that I can't. think that fast wait that didn't rap. hold up let's go. oh man just shut up oh wow. me same words bro is getting really. awkward for different words hey yeah. yeah it's the chairs fault. got a new web got a new car no no no you.

got to do words yeah I'm Gonna Give You. words ready you give me words while I'm. freestyling watch out quickly ready yeah. um hurry wait now I missed the drop okay. T-Rex. here's his words no T-Rex too easy light. bar No Light No give it more than you. get me dinosaur lightsaber. yeah okay oh yeah speed what's the one. dinosaur it's your doctoral source. pterodactyl pterodactyl you got around. with pterodactyl okay okay.

um so I have to use okay pterodactyl. lightsaber lightsaber. and Roman Candle let me write them down. pterodactyl lightsaber Roman Candle no. not Roman Candle again lightsaber. pterodactyl and. lightsaber pterodactyl hasbula. what is that. you don't know who has no I'll look him. up he's great basketball player no no.

I would love to see him play basketball. [Laughter]. a cardboard cut out of hasbula and we. can see which one's taller. yeah. oh there you go oh I hope you fail so.

hard same yeah you got this oh got a new. whip got a new chick uh fighting these. girls off with the lightsaber these. girls call me yup call me a lifesaver. they loving me. every day they love my crib got my bills. all paid. flying high like a pterodactyl think I'm. crazy yeah you think that I'm whack bro. at the top I'd be stacking money. everyone think I'm good yeah the bear. with a honey uh taking shots like um has.

Bula Run the game yeah you know that I. know yeah everyone think I'm running the. shots but I'm calling it up you know I'm. into the pocket yo I just need can I. just freestyle and then you give me. words no yeah the word thing's hardest. yeah you guys give me like four syllable. words. pterodactyl you guys give me lightsaber. Gremlin Gremlins like none of yours were. four syllables either sweetheart okay. listen No but um run it back one more.

time I'm telling you this is it I'm. telling you when the music's quiet it's. super hard okay because you'll try to. stay on beat unfortunately I think we. gotta be done with the rap no I want one. more shot no unfortunately nobody wants. to listen additionally We're not gonna. do that not today somebody had to say it. yeah. the wrap was good until the lightsaber. or the lightsaber part was the good part. I'm a lifesaver part wait what was your. other word has Bula yeah I mean he. didn't he didn't have much to work with. there what was the other one you can.

rhyme with us Buddha. I I'm eating a spoon with my husband. what. like he is. there a word that rhymes with us well I. would just have y'all seen the little. boy didn't really tell you like you just. rhymed no I had this game. these other rappers.

not a word. manures. yeah that's how Eminem Rhymes everything. together he just I'm good at it I swear. every day wrap it uh-huh right dude wait. is it is it inappropriate I don't know. I'm just gonna or not do the cuss word. okay so uh. I'm a human what I gotta do what I gotta. do to get it through the human. superhuman Innovative so that anything. you say is ricocheting off of me um.

devastating more than ever demonstrating. how to give a mother audience If. Everyone likes Love Today never fitting. a little haters all for everybody for. the day that they can say I fell off. they'll be celebrating because I know. the way to get it motivated I make. elevated music you make elevated music. oh he's too mainstream wow. like did you just get bored one night. yeah and I was like wait that sounds. cool so I was like you know I'm Gonna. Learn I saw a tick tock and and it like. this girl was like doing it I was like. my gosh and then and then I was like.

okay did you recently learn this or is. this something you learned a while ago I. learned a while ago like really a while. ago is there any slang words we don't. know I was wondering about this like you. know like what's it called Glizzy Glizzy. Glizzy yeah yeah I barely knew that one. it's like a hot dog right yeah. we wouldn't know but like you would know. yeah there's no way we're at that age. that's why there's no way I'm always. like dude one day I won't know what the. slang words are and the people under me. will okay let me think she's trying to.

say one that we don't know. because if she has one I'm gonna feel. real I'm gonna feel so bad about myself. Matt's definitely not gonna know it. though what I'm trying to think I was. pushing 30. you I go out more than you. guys so I would probably know it you. hang out with older people still yeah. like you have like friends like mid-30s. yeah early 30s. I'm trying to think like uh. generation.

like. hezboola scapula oh oh wow wow what were. you gonna say like do you all know. tarantula like no that's crazy. sorry no like it's like like that's wild. in that's wild oh I say that's why I'm. gonna say wild in wildin yeah that's. like normal yeah okay okay.

I know it's wild in yeah he wild and dog. like and then nah that's crazy for real. for real like I said that's crazy keep. it on the DL I mean I know we made that. up. oh I think that's our generation we're. the same generation okay. I go when I go one uh we're eight years. ago the fingernail diarrhea okay yep.

ain't heard that way. anyways okay. um. let it cook yeah that's gonna be cool. let him cook what does that mean like. let him wait like let him come up with. something let him do his work yeah. no Harper what did you just say the. fingernail what diarrhea that's. literally becoming like gonna become a. thing now because Harper said it yeah.

come up with a phrase and see if it. catches on peace out bro Shaka oh well I. don't think. yeah immediately. no I'm I'm trying to think like like. Sizzle let's do Sizzle that's a good one. oh okay that's already a thing yeah so. um I mean if we let it Sizzle I don't. think that's a thing okay guys I'm. making this up my whole thing so if this. goes viral thanks to me okay um let's.

see here like. I think it should be Sizzle no anybody. else have a better one the controller. got tangled up though. nope okay. it's my thing yeah this is a Maverick. thing to come up with a word yeah you do. come up with words at Red points he just. said something we're like what did you. just say and he's like that's it now. y'all y'all didn't know that yeah. because I hang out with people no I know. things all right come up with a word.

come up with a word. um not come up with a word just like a. phrase just a phrase. easy phrase that's so twisted. okay I think it's already won let's see. I'm so Twisted that's just like a sense. that's like people have been saying that. since like the 1800s now that's twisted. that's kind of hard walk it up walk it. up yeah it's already I don't know. Sprint it up walk it up what does Sprint. it up mean. I like walking up yeah I was walking up.

supposed to mean like what however how. would I use walk it up I'd be like I see. you're going to bowl. no walk it up would be like easy dog. like this is your chance like don't mess. it up Oh you mean like if like you're. playing basketball and you're like eight. packs of cash and the guy's one shot and. I'm like hey don't get crazy just walk. it up walk it up yes I'm saying yeah. unless I say like say like you're tied. in a basketball game yeah and you got. the ball it's like hey walk it up like. chill yeah just chill we don't even need.

to see what we seem to run the clock out. calm down you don't even run it up just. walk it up so pretty much like stay calm. everything's okay walk it up doc yeah. walking Up's definitely a solid one. whatever you got it you gotta say it so. people do it okay everybody I made this. up. walk it up like just calm down be chill. hang out walk it up yeah there we go. oh man it's been a minute I know it's.

been a lot of minutes yeah it's been 49. in 12 seconds that's crazy to be exact. to me yeah but I don't think it'll be. down on the podcast how many minutes do. you think this podcast gonna be. everybody everybody. I'm gonna say like 52 because you still. got to put the music video in yeah. and we're not putting a whole music. video in oh yeah just the course. it's gonna be. 51.32 why are y'all naming more than. it's at because of the music because of. the photos music videos what do you. think it's gonna be a uh like 48 47.

yeah no pick one if you put your mouth. over the whole microphone okay I'm. thinking 48. [Music]. 00. oh my gosh. yo what y'all didn't see that but we're. in the podcast right here peace out. we'll see you next time. Whoever has the most viewed video using. a clip from this podcast on Tick Tock or. YouTube shorts we're gonna be personally.

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