Our Relationship Is Ruined

cash if Kate said Maverick has to move. out would you tell her to leave or would. you make me. leave man I don't know why you would. think I would choose you you know what I. just saw he said I like Kate better than. wink to Maverick wow so is it me or. Maverick if you had to live with one of. us cuz you never actually. [Music]. answered yo welcome back to the show. guys um hey man so before before we. start you were tell me about your. pyramid scheme yeah can you what's your. yeah I got this idea I'm I got I got all.

these no can't no I think I'm missing a. joke here I don't get. it listen he's got a bunch of workers. some employees that are underpaid and. I'm going to make them move rocks 50,000. miles wait you're the guy on the dirt. what the guy you you carry sheep around. oh my gosh they're ruining all the jokes. what what guy on what you know how like. there's the pyramids nope no you know. how there's the the pyramids and then a.

couple miles down there's the big rocks. of like carved out people and he just. sits there like this yeah he's the guy. on the rocks oh the little lion Pharaoh. yes I. Pharaoh oh anyways I understand please. tell us about what you and your. employees are going to do well employees. so we plan on building this like really. big triangle thing I'm not sure how well. it's going to go yeah yeah but we're. going to try to like make it look really. big you know and we have no idea what. we're going to do with it and what it's. for but we're going to we're going to. build it get it now what I've never been.

like into he's an ancient Egypt guy yes. yeah you guys are catching on he guy. wait so you're the guy who led the. pyramid building and in his honor they. put his face on the rock well no I think. he Enslaved the people that built. it really really I don't know if they. were doing anything yeah I'm past the. slavery stuff I don't do that no more he. pass yeah this guy came me he was like. let my people go and I was like no so. then then you know there was like some. frogs and like.

know Death Angel and like a bunch of bad. stuff so like you know I ended up. letting him go but I saw mommy's toes. once Joe how do you feel about this you. know oh. no I don't know I thought you were going. to talk about building a wall not a. pyramid with those. people wait did did Trump did trumpet. slay people. no there's no way.

what is happening what's going on what. you Rushmore what's going Rushmore the. guys with the faces there's no way we. can put that in what wait what about. Mount Rushmore I'm just saying those. guys are carved into rocks for a reason. no what he he freed the slaves no yeah. hello. Abe oh is Abe on M girls know nothing. about I don't know if he's on M he is's. he has a statue in front of like one of. the big.

he freed the slaves I know that my guy. just like like like said that Abe was. his best friend he was like yeah my. friend Abe wait oh so that's yeah. AB all clicking now so Maverick. Maverick's the guy who made his workers. like the Texas Alamo build the AL what. the Alamo you're just naming historical. events hoping you're right but none of. them have been close I've never been in. super and stuff this is so interest.

yeah yeah you never been in the pyramid. stuff. talking okay no but like it's making. sense now that Maverick's dressed up in. front of me I do like the pyramids he. does we we those every three weeks they. get into a de conversation about the. pyramids it's just something that's like. heavily laid on his heart you know wait. weren't we going to take a trip out. there to Egypt to go look at the. pyramids yeah but then like what if I. just snuck in your suitcase that would. be so fun could fit in our suitcase and.

you could probably fit in the little. hole they have drilled in the pyramid. for the mommies wait yeah mm they do. have a crazy hole there is a hole. there's like a 200 foot you guys don't. want to hear about what hole are we. talking about hear about it they don't. no one's here to listen about the. pyramids like I love those things. but I know I know y'all don't want to. hear about them so they're Cool Shapes. but I got a lot of details it's a. triangle a pyramid the same thing yeah. you know what yeah I actually built. those at the exact coordinates.

speed of light in case you're wondering. so oh that's really great yeah we. figured it moving on I don't know how we. did that we measured the speed of light. so huh Maverick's playing dress up this. episode so we can move on now wait do. you I'm actually this is I'm actually I. I have a I have a dance competition. after this and that's what you're. wearing that's oh my gosh you have to. wear a costume to ENT that's why you. have that thing you have to wear a. costume to enter yeah you're Pharaoh in. a dance competition you better take off. that she's like an Egyptian and like. yeah we're doing. that it'll be fun can you at least put a.

shirt on yeah she would not like come. with a. shirt it didn't come with a shirt no no. that's yucky I have one like if you want. one I mean do I need a shirt yeah yeah I. would recommend having a. shirt I'll think about it yeah before. this episode he was like I I'm going to. have to flex for 45 minutes straight. that's I didn't say that are you still. flexing no I can he definitely was. uh-huh I just saw him go away when his. abs go away just know he he that was. when he done.

flexing when you see the 44 Oz milkshake. poking through wait. why I literally can't poke it through. the other day I came home and there was. that you know Sonic they have the 44. ounce drinks M had slurped down a 44 Oz. ice cream and an icy that day and an icy. I'm just saying are you trying to call. me fat I'm not. obviously sound like she's trying to. call me fat I'm calling it cuz that is. unacceptable everybody please leave hate. comments right now yeah Kate's making. fun of me for eating ice cream no I'm.

just saying you ate an absurd amount of. ice cream and what is wrong with that. you were the one who said yeah Maverick. no one should ever eat that amount of. ice I don't remember that I don't I me. personally I wouldn't judge people for. what they eat sometime I know people go. through hard times and I know that. sometimes stress eating is yeah there's. been a famine in the land for seven. years. okay got to eat what I can. okay a. phantom she's just so lost she has no. idea what we're talking about sticking. out your.

forler you're. so you're so. [Music]. pH I just want sometimes I want to just. like cancel the whole podcast and start. one with me and you bro wait guys do you. guys want to see a trick just oh I know. a crazy trick that you probably can't do. what to keep your mouth shut that's not. a trick do you want to see you can't do. it. what you already showed us that before. party trck yeah I want to see a party TR.

oh yeah I want to see a party. tra oh my gosh you just. what what just happened what just. happened oh my God. no I'm so heavy I broke the house. wait that's a crazy party trick man hey.

you know we always making fat jokes but. I think we've been making them about the. wrong person man oh my God. you the whole building dude never in my. life would I've imagine oh my God I'm. sorry buddy I'm sorry buddy never would. have pictured that little body causing. that much destruction off of one little. one little jump go there is so much. destruction she broke a plan how do you. break a plan it's a fake.

T I don't know you tore PL in half and. you didn't I guess my rock solid ABS you. didn't even touch it that had to hurt. though no that was actually crazy I kind. of want to see it again can you do it I. will in a minute no I just have to well. can you do again right now yeah wait no. because now the other painting is going. to fall let's see what all happens this. time maybe that painting will fall down. no no no no no no it's okay nope oh no. you got it Hur before your mom your.

mom's about to come up here hurry hurry. she's going to hear the th here she goes. oh my gosh that looks like it hurts so. bad no it doesn't it really doesn't at. least the dinosaur stayed up yeah wow. well we'll H up that painting later no. that the thing is the first time I. landed straight down the second time I. kind of boom yeah the first one was. crazy I'm not going to lie. um what what are you doing I'm just. helping out mama I did a party trick you.

really not did yeah yeah and the reason. our painting is on the floor death dived. at the floor I it was definitely a trick. I don't. know it might have been a little bit of. an earthquake but other than that she's. so proud of herself she said Mama I did. a party. trick no but um how's y'all's day been. pretty good up until my painting fell. off the wall oh yeah you know what's sad. too me and Alex spent so much time. hanging out painting up today that was. wild because I hit it down when I was.

behind the TV did you actually I did and. it took us like 10 minutes to get it up. there well at least you listen to this. I'm a pop her toes never mind hey Kate I. say we boycott that painting I have a. confession boycott it yeah what today I. actually broke something on the house of. course he did oh he did oh no he didn't. break Alex is saying no um but you. should know it's already been fixed okay. but I like to say he didn't break. something on the house he broke the.

house what I broke a part of the house. we all start falling down no he broke. the house Maverick like the house he. broke it Maverick but I fixed it what. did you break well so we were outside. talking and you know how we have bricks. on our house yeah I ripped one. off what I don't know I just fidget with. things and we were talking and all of a. sudden this brick came off and I was. like like a Jenga Brick yeah like a. Jenga no bro was trying to play humaniz. Jenga no he was a brick fell off in the.

mid conversation like MTH what the heck. dude and then I was like M this is why I. tell you stop fiding with things I'm. going to go get I'm going he yelled at. me for a while he upet all right that's. it I'm going to go get some super glue. no and we're going to glue the brick. back on and then while I'm gone guess. what happened no me and while I'm gone. guess what happened you actually you. came up with the idea to fix it that's. not true you were just freaking out the. whole time listen while I'm gone getting. the stuff to fix the brick breaks the. brick I dropped the brick and cracked it. in half so thin it was broken let me.

guess did you super glue it together and. then put it. back we glued the brick together and. then we glued it to the house yeah we. wait wait y'all super glued a brick into. our house you'll never know what brick. it is so but like if a tornado come come. in like we should maybe seek shelter cuz. our bricks are not holding up like if. the big bad wolf comes and blows our. house it's it's falling down stop. touching things I'm I'm a fidgeter guys. it's the mic next is the house he's not. a fidgeter he's a breaker what he just.

he just breaks things I do play with. things till they break he literally. broke my car he literally broke do that. my candle he peeled off the door handle. car you know El broke his. ex-girlfriend's. heart which one I don't know all of the. above yeah that was kind of a good one. I'm not going to lie just like hey you. you guys are unbreakable though that is. true oh where's our paintings yo dang. Alex can you grab our paintings found. out today just randomly today oh my go.

wait I just got that I think he's so to. what they literally every joke we say. you guys get it like 5 minutes later. yeah I just got it that's a cute joke. but today was a interesting day we got. we got a gift and we found out that cash. and K are unbreakable all we are. apparently and we're going to put that. to the test yeah we're like no huh no I. will not let you do that I'm not going. to do that but I'm going to put y'all to. the. test what what is that supposed to mean. break the P I have some.

questions oh uhoh well this should be. good news can we start with the. questions now. spaghetti first first they got to see. this no no no let's let's see the the. art first so the art so we had one of. our supporters made us art and it's. actually the first fan art I've ever. gotten here's Harper oh thanks okay the. note says this is cute the note says. Harper Maverick Kate and cash I Harper. I'm speaking Yeah Harper Maverick Kate.

and cash I heart watching you guys on. YouTube Natalie oh this has her school. on it just blur it out can we no it says. like her elementary school she's in. third grade oh and I was like holding. the sign up just go anyways Natalie it's. upside down made us a. painting and it's so cute and it says I. don't know if you can read it but. there's it says cash and Kate and then. there's a heart and the heart says on. breakable because cash and I are like.

this you really think this is. unbreakable no let me see no cash cash. I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding but. okay MAV wanted to uh do you know what. mine says YouTube Harper I really like. it it's very cute that's cute M so what. I'm going to hang on the outside of my. door what's our questions to see if we. are this question I think is going to be. a really wait I think I mean I already. know the answer can I see but I think it. might break Kate's heart so that's all. let's see if we are unbreakable unable.

so if why am I nervous wait wait wait. and this is a game of unbreakable let's. see if cash and Kate will be break why. are you holding a fake mic when you got. a real mic will be broken today let's. take a look. cash if you had to. choose to be with one person the rest of. your life. mhm cuz like I live here too uhhuh oh. like if Kate said Maverick has the move. out uhhuh would you tell her to leave or.

would you make me leave oh wait so. you're saying only one of you can live. in the house yeah and by the way blood. does not require or and by the way love. does not require blood it requires love. but blood is strong that was that was. empathe I like what she said I think no. I mean family doesn't require blood it. requires love oh so you have to watch. out for that okay I got man she so your. question question is if I had to live.

here with one of you who would it be. well like yeah if Kate said it's me or. MAV who who you picking I. mean she does stuff for me that you just. can't do so it's like she cooks she. cleans yeah like you're not you're not. you're not doing none of that for me if. anything you make my life harder by like. tearing apart the. house and do nothing she like cooks and. cleans and like and she tells you what. you think takes care of me and like but. like you just kind of make a mess.

and but I've been there. like since you were born you know yeah. every day of every hour you have I. helped you learn to walk where would you. be without me you you probably pushed me. down when I was learning how to walk. wait where would you be without. me same. place really so yeah I'm thinking she. literally came in the picture like two. years ago me her oh two years what math.

are you mathing bro he's doing boy math. not ma that was a bad unbreakable. question you pretty much just said like. do you like your wife over. me well that's a little harsh wow you. got another one maybe like well I didn't. expect us to really get past that one to. be honest wait why did my toes hurt he. didn't plan that bar in advance I. thought this would be a little bit. longer conversation between y'all two m. is such an instigator got to go in a. blind like I don't know why you would.

think I would I would choose. you I don't know either you know what. I'm. saying yeah oh I know what you're saying. yeah what is that supposed to mean just. I know things that you don't know. Kate why are you blinking at him like. that he's just blinking don't think too. much oh my gosh you know what I just saw. he said I like you better but or no I. like K what the no you said he said I.

like Kate better than wink to. Maverick first of all that did not. happen it did she laugh why are you. shaking your head yes like yes that. happened or no that didn't happen it did. happen I'm sorry. wow and they're broken just like that. see I knew they were unbreakable I knew. it is your is your heart broken into. pieces shatter that was that was a. really fun game guys I'm really glad we. played so would you so I think the the.

to confirm that it's over no you don't. you don't get stuff cuz you fiddle with. it would you so is it me or Maverick if. you had to live with one of us cuz you. never actually answered my Xbox that's. crazy I would go with twoo no I'm. kidding have you seen those crazy. parents that break their kids Xboxes. what' you say those crazy parents that. break their kids. Xboxes yeah you know those are fake. right I was I was I wasn't going to tell. her but you said it not me some of them. are. guys remember like 5 minutes ago when.

Harper caused our house to shake I do. I've tried to lose some pounds before. that you. did I. was wait do you guys want to see. something really. cool time you said that no no no one. wants to see nothing trust me you want. to see this like trust me it's not as. cool as what I can do what can you do. I'll show you after blow outow oh after. what me. after after after I do my trick can you. do it what does it better what big BL.

big yo wait wait wait wait wait let's. see okay so wait is this going to break. this is my normal. body now this is my skinny. body oh wow it's ribs you seen you know. what smeagle. is what. is Mom princes my princes what is smeel.

so did you like that. Tri just look look up smeagle but you. know what's crazy is that had to do with. my thing my thing was this. perfect. oh oh hey you ever seen those belly. dancers at the Renaissance Fair that's. you you think I could be an Egyptian. belly dancer with you yeah hey speak of. dance kind of of dancing um I was. thinking about trying ballet what the. why would you try ballet honestly just. for the story this girl is like a.

professional ballet dancer she was like. you should come try ballet I said no and. I was like wait wait a second I got I. should do that for Snapchat so I think. I'm going to go try. ballet that was a really fun. story yeah did you do you have to wear. leggings uh I don't I don't I don't I. don't know I didn't know that's probably. a pretty important question yeah if you. wear leggings bro I'm un fortunately I. don't know if you can come back in the.

house cuz well I I told her you'd come. too I'm wow wow I'm not I'm coming me me. and you me personally I a ballerina. dancer you know what I'm saying. ballerina dancer you know what I'm. saying today my daughter Salish will be. attempting the world's most craziest. stunt what is she ises that Jordan. matter. yes I every day you really yeah every. morning no every morning of the day. what's on the TV oh smeagle boy I that's.

that's you my face my B okay well maybe. not my body he's a little skinnier but. my toes maybe do the same oh those are. some toes of all things why the toes I. don't know but today my daughter saish. okay so the joke is gone now so okay. anyways anyways so what were you going. to say about Jordan matter me yeah oh I. just I said know you know who that what. are you doing oh we hanging up a new.

painting wow oh that's that's great we. got a new painting in the house I like. it thank you Natalie it's better than. out with the old and with the new you. guys I didn't want to bring this up what. I'm excited I'm excited no you shouldn't. be actually none of I don't like these. guys I'm nervous none of you should be. excited because I I was why shouldn't we. be excited did cake. cook.

kiding I was surfing the internet you. know surfing the web that's dangerous or. what and then I stumbled across famous. birthdays you know as one does uhuh and. then the good news is M what is said. plug my phone dude m is the most he. said he's like trying to be slick about. it but he's like hey over here over. here what time are we at hey hey hey you. my my phone needss pled my phone needs.

pled no he he's like like stops the. whole show I didn't stop the whole show. I why like why not continue what yeah. famous birthdays what were you saying. okay anyways wait are we going on famous. birthdays no I stumbled acoss I stumbled. across famous birthdays and the good. news is get your foot out of my face inv. I I uh I look at their podcasts and good. news is we were the number one podcast. on famous birthdays oh let's.

go Bravo guys so go boost us out of all. the podcasts we were number one I. haven't boosted bad news for you guys I. know terrible news for is they like. ranked the hosts terrible news for me. and I was I was the top oh who's second. not me that's for sure I don't believe. you are the top I really I'll pull it up. right now I'm second right uh were are. you s wait can we guess cuz I think I. know cash Harper Maverick me yes I'm I. don't think that I absolutely think that. there's oh my gosh it's Katy Perry's.

Birthday happy Birthday Katy Perry Happy. Birthday KP what are you talking about. Harper nothing podcast see we're number. one all right oh podcast okay yeah first. is me second is Harper third is Maverick. and fourth is Kate I don't believe those. stats he at least I don't believe those. stats at all I see my picture what do. you think the or should be well it's. definitely Harper first what oh see I'm. the most he's just salty because I beat. him guys the only one who's I going to.

say he said this should be Harper and. probably to make him s humble Poss this. is so sad I don't know cash is number 44. most popular on famous birthdays I used. to be number four Harper is number. 102 Maverick is. number2 now no oh for poor Maverick poor. Maverick y I'm not even going to tell. yall my ranking what's your ranking. please tell me you're in the top 200 uh. no why would why would make you think. I'm not in the top I'm Number 464 oh wow.

that is a big drop wait wait wait what. are those numbers out of though the most. everyone on famous it's out of people. that boost you I'm boosting good news is. in top hundreds bro hey go boost me. please go boost me every day all the. time you look at him begging look at him. begging I'm the top I I beat all I don't. got to beg you know what I'm saying I. mean I have to beg it went from 1112 to. 464 I used to be at out of teenagers I'm. Number 14 m I'm I used to be number four.

overall more hey I have gone up remember. we checked like recently and I was at. like still like 6,000 or something o I. was down there you were in the thousands. I was yeah actually this is the highest. I've ever seen. myself yeah it's embarrassing I'm. embarrassed to be in the 100 spot oh. well good news for me I only have two. digits wait did Harper have two digits. no she was 102 but after this episode. they're going to boost her enough to. where she goes up to double. digits it'll take me a while to get to.

double digits wait who's the most famous. person on there Mr Beast I don't know. Donald Trump um uh I think it's usually. like kids I think right now oh it's. Taylor Swift that's who it is makes. sense let's see who's number. two maybe I can get my way up there can. y'all believe Christmas is coming up. Christmas is coming har do you still. believe in Santa uh why not yeah duh oh. wait just asking what do you mean do you.

Santa is still this is a bad topic. that's Santa is so this is a bad topic. no no no no watch I I believe in Santa I. was just checking you know what I'm. saying yeah I remember when I was in. second grade people try to convince me y. obviously wow oh Taylor Swift is number. one right now I was just setting up the. question because my next question was. Fearless speak now can y stop for. 1989 let me reputation.

lover. folklore ever. [Music]. Midnight and that's all when did Santa. fire you when did. Santa that was actually funny that was. my question but y'all wouldn't let me. freaking get to. it uhoh you get cuz what the heck is. that yo. Yoo she's swinging she. swinging I think that's an appropriate.

response yeah that's my that's why he. fired her you asked why why did you elf. rage all the time that's one of my last. toys I made in the factory so I decided. to use did you elf anger management no. did you guys ever see what's it called. if you don't if you don't stop I'm going. to put you on a shelf call you off on. the Shelf wait okay what are these. rankings low key Taylor Swift is number. one obviously Charlie deelo is number. two bro you're still on. famous listen listen in there AR is. three Jules LeBlanc is four Mr Beast is.

five who was Jules on the Block J on the. BL why are you reading these don't know. who that was because Mr Beast is. obviously number two yeah I feel like Mr. Beast is number two who's number five Mr. Beast oh Six Piper Rocko. what wait why am I not. number you did call her out this is. really awkward so speak now she was. seven I don't know you know Piper still.

hasn't responded to you calling her out. I know Harper if you had to use a pickup. line what would it. be does anyone have any pickup lines oh. are I kind of need something are you. from Tennessee cuz you're the only tenar. see or oh are you butter cuz you're the. biscuit that's so catchy wow are you. butter cuz you're the. biscuit I am. butter. oh I am butter cuz I'll slip right into.

your DMs. oh good at that that's a good one that. was good I'm good at that let gave me a. heart. attack that's good okay cash anything. else are you prime cuz you give me full. pride in my heart. okay I'm here I'm here I'm good okay. listen M do you got any.

okay um I think I do actually get your. foot out of my face did it hurt when you. fell oh wow from Heaven yeah that's a. good one no I was going to say when you. fell out of the airplane cuz someone. pushed you out the. window did. you did it hurt your feelings when they. when they had to stop the airplane for. you to un board cuz it wouldn't take. off like that was the equivalent to your. joke. wait what what was wait why did you come.

up with that I was literally just like. does it hurt your feelings when every. time you get on you have to pay an extra. $50 cuz you're an oversized load. bro no way stop that's too far too far. too far come on. now you she what do you mean she just. called me dumb last episode and ugly. wait no no can we agree first of all. that might have been an oversized Lo. with your arm we both just said we said. wait what did you say like her arm like. oversized oh yeah she's knocking things.

over she don't even know where she going. no first of all I didn't call him ugly. cash and I both collectively agreed that. we were going to purposely make Clips to. see who got the most hate yeah but it. started cuz you one of y'all call me. ugly it wasn't me I'm me wife I don't. think you're ugly but people only watch. our Clips what that is not. true Bella porch is that you no the the. wait why is Bella porch not up there. there on famous birthdays cuz she fell. off no she didn't she she fell maybe she.

did I don't know crush on her wait I'm. is Bella Porsche of. age wait why do you want to know oh like. you're. underated you're also female wait who I. I just want to know why you asking the. question did you know if if um you we. already moved on no in BIO in BIO um if. your chromosone is a y then you're a guy. and if it's an X then you're a woman yep. so that's so like me and you we have two.

X chromosomes and yeah we have two if. you have X Y then you're a guy so like. you y y you can't Why you dead you would. be dead y y is just not a chromos girls. are XX and guys are XY but there's no y. y cash I think it's just random letters. they gave y y is pro like it's like you. don't like y y is definitely fake yeah. no so like XX if you're born with two y. then you're like a major guy. XY.

XX y'all say something literally my that. didn't answer my question at all I said. I said why isn't there a y why cuz. that's not a chromosome match Jesus said. let there no be y why chromosome match. but we can have ex I read the Bible that. ain't. in thou sh not. have no wait have did you actually read. the whole Bible uh I mean I haven't read. like Chronicles and stuff you're a. pharaoh you're supposed the know you. mean huh bro get into character I don't.

know the Bible at all hasn't been wrote. yet. F oh okay that makes sense I get it that. movie something I'm actually a star in. the Bible not going to lie got my own. section Chronicles wait wait the. pyramids were Bible. time no they were building pyramids in. the. Bible that's what I that's what you. sounded like for sure nah yeah for sure. nah for sure.

dog it's like it's like definitely. around that time I mean they were I mean. Egyptians building those things for. sure I don't have I don't have time for. all this what you got go I hope you know. CPR cuz he just took my breath away you. just really looking them up are you. still on those. wow wow that was. fantastic meet me over here hey yo I. ought to complain I don't know if we. should talk about or not but I don't. know what to talk about so I'm going to. bring it up um be careful don't the.

other day we can cut this if we need to. the other day oh that's that's a great. way to start I don't think we need to. cut it R I'm going to sleep tonight. sorry we may not cut it but we may not. be able to put the video in that I want. to put in so the other day it's like. 3:00 a.m. and my parents owned some. properties and one of their properties. was getting broken into down the street. what yeah that's crazy and it's a. Christmas so it's 300 a.m. they pull up. and they're like my dad decides to go. full Commando mode puts on like his.

bulletproof vest that's grabs a very. large actually grabs a very large Nerf. blaster bro Nerf blaster and he got a. flashlight on it and he over there and. he's like and it's on video it's on film. and he's like get down get down on the. ground these people are freaking out and. they they get on their knees and my. dad's behind their. hands they literally like. this and then my dad just kicks them. both to the ground and he kicks them. both to the ground and then he calls the.

cops and holds them at that's your kind. of crazy that's like good yeah he Heards. he holds them at Blaster point for like. 20 minutes and then the guy while he's. on the ground calls the cops on himself. and says there's a guy holding me at. Blaster point please come help me no he. called he called the cops on himself. yeah the cops show up and took him to. jail they're like. what cuz he broke into their property. like is crazy but the guy what's even. weirder is it was a 40-year-old guy.

breaking in there and a 17-year-old girl. okay obviously we know what was. happening it was oh a weird place to be. it was out in the middle of the country. yeah I it was in the middle of the. country these days bro M I know this is. your doing are you looking at the coke. thing that yes what thing there's a. freaking Coke IC yesterday or or. whatever and no we shot like a couple. days ago you're oh and I saw that when. we were filming I said okay there was a. lot going on that day and a lot going.

that you walked past that countless. times I was gone from 700 a.m. yesterday. to 11 at. night pick up your crap that is when my. pet peeves about MTH he would literally. set any drink just dead middle the floor. like it can be a 44 o root no not like a. bottle can I have it back actually it'll. be like a 44 Oz thirsty no it' be like a. huge drink with just no lid and he sets. it in the middle of the floor and when. you knock it over he's like dude you. knocked over my cup that was and that's.

like that our carpet soccer ball wait I. have a question do you like care about. this house that we bought because like. that that kind of stuff that's going I. don't think so because he's pulling off. the not going to ruin anything that's. going to stay in the car you think if I. how on Earth will that stay in the. carpet do you see he is so delusional he. is so delusional he knows that will stay. in the carpet but because I'm saying. it's going to stay in the carpet he's. like no no it's not going to stay in the. carpet what do you mean um listen here. Sunny that is not going to stay in the. carpet if it get drink if he got spilled. sure you're Mooney okay he's a pharaoh.

his heart is hardened my heart has been. hardened okay wait hold on wait what are. the words that are coming out of your. mouth right now his heart has been. hardened you're saying that that drink. will not stay in the. carpet let my people go wait no I don't. say that line I don't know what my line. is to be honest wait to break the. subject do you think I throw this and I. flip it a million times will it. land I'm not having kids if they're. going to act like that if that landed. it'll be cool but try one one time. everybody gets one shot I'm going to.

restart my shot though. wait I'm do count take two shot he did. take. two oh all right Kate here's your. shot what the and she says I'm bad for. the house breaking things now she's just. chunking things at drywall okay here we. go well I'm the only good one I that you. get your feet off my drink yall want to. see y want to see with my feet yall want. to see a great picture I got what can. you do with your M cash always gets so.

mad at me because I use my feet to pick. stuff up all the time I didn't like any. of that sentence that just happened. check out this picture I got guys let me. flip this with my feet look at. this oh Harper is a tablet kid I'm not I. was doing my homework a straight up. tablet kid I was doing myk with a. stylist in everything she was doing. algebra it's an apple pencil yeah tablet. kids don't voluntarily do math homework. yeah uh no but she's still TBL because. every time we in the pot she goes over. there in her Bing bag and she watches.

YouTube and plays Farm bille no it's G. Escape that is Garden Scapes oh Garden. Scapes is the same thing same different. shap wait ready three two one okay I'm. going to have to take everything from. you cuz you keep. fidgeting. oh oh what are you doing oh the grippers. are out what are you. doing I can't pick it up I can't pick it. up with just one foot but usually I can. normally she can pick some crazy stuff. up yeah like like let's see credit cards.

oh absolutely there's no chance credit. card anyone got a credit card there. ain't no way you pick a credit card. let's see here Alex there's some junk. over there you want to just put it on. the floor for me to grab what dang I. should have painted my G today here you. go oh yeah pick pick that up. oh oh oh that was pretty good that's so. gross okay that's easier but okay she's. doing it all the wi spread quick though. okay um here oh there's no chance mean.

what do you mean there's no chance oh. gosh oh it's such a wait I think I got. it that's so disturbing I don't like it. at all please stop baby hand oh my gosh. wait why don't you just go in the hole. it looks like baby hand my toe won't fit. no just put your toe in the hole just. stop trying to fit your toe in. things oh what's next. um that's like actually gross like what. do you mean if a girl did that I would.

break up with her right so bad the first. time I did it you want to see the first. time I did it in front of cash okay. first video no I'm you Rea I'm going to. re try your Stanley dupe oh. 100% oh are you going to give don't no. give yourself a SI of w that's so like. that's that's cool that's cool V that is. vile that is not okay that's.

cool no I going to reenact the first. time I did it in front of cash so yeah. it was it was pretty icky not going to. lie so that's a piece of laundry on our. bedroom floor and poly to me is just. sitting there minding my own business. and then this is this what I see La Kate. walks by and she does this right. here yeah oh that's so lazy yeah. that's just like that's cool she didn't.

do it how she normally did she normally. grabs it and it like flies up I do show. them how you really be yeah she does it. fast like that and she walks around the. room and she just picks things up like. that's some serious Talent if you ask me. like a little. excavator like she does that she walks. around the room and picks them up like. that like that's just inefficient yeah. like you should have just bent down. that's crazy not not the phone oh my. gosh that that's cool so that's my party.

trick it's not gross if you're gross but. like work smarter not harder okay our. face is not gross cuz it's the same skin. I've literally witnessed her eat feet. yeah I did want I I wanted to test my. limits I wanted to see if I could pick. my food up with my fork and eat and I. could really barely but it's still. pretty gross wait do you guys have any. food yeah I could probably do it what. like eat food yeah you guys see oh I.

don't ever want to see that that was so. gross it like just hit him you what if. my toast like squished chicken and then. I ate it oh that did not happen what do. you guys think bats are gross bats BS no. they created Corona virus what you're. right no no baths Oh I thought you meant. baths in a cave no no like b a t h okay. here's my thing baths are acceptable but. you do have I I take baths every night. you have to take a shower to wash the.

grimy off you and then you can get in. the bath grimy and yeah and the bath got. to be like cleaned too wait who whoa I. do that so backwards I take the bath and. then the shower okay actually you're. right just because but like you can't. just take a bath and then just stop. there I don't want to sit in the bath in. my own filth you have to shower first no. no no no no no you sit in the bath you. wash your body all that you wash your. hair and you wash your body in the bath. why you washing yourself in a bath. that's what and then you're just going. to sit in the dirty water take a loofah. you shave your legs then you put. conditioner you doing selfcare in the.

bathroom or in the bath a duh h no is it. that's what every does you take a bath. and then you drain the bath after you're. done and then cuz you're like all hot. and sweaty then you take a shower and. then you're done yeah no that's true if. you take a shower and then a bath then. you're going to be hot and sweaty and. then you're going to feel like you. should shower again yeah that's facts no. you know what I do why are you looking. at me like that I don't know I feel like. it's po is like he probably takes too. many.

baths out oh my gosh no no no you don't. even know what I'm going to say I do I. think it's time I think I feel like we. need a guys only podcast like one. episode H what about a girls only yeah. um like I don't like talking about baths. and stuff this is not my vibe okay okay. comment Down Below guys ask do you pee. sitting down he. did so we going to you he's sitting down. I'm not going to lie in my own house in. my own bathroom yes yes I do and you. know why you know why because there it.

is not clean to do it like that for like. I mean that's like a couple like feet to. impact and then there's like small Splat. like it's just not safe aim no even if. you aim it's still going to like dude. I'm telling you sitting down in your own. house that's that's. weirds 100% 100% I'm standing I don't. like talking about this do moving on MAV. was just talking about we need a that's.

I was going to ask I PE standing up. should we do one gu only podcast and one. girls only podcast but wait comment down. below which one you guys want to see. first y know four all guys or an all. girls 100% I don't even have to say it. because y'all know statistically an all. girls podcast would perform way better. than all man me cash and Joe or cash or. Kate cash and Har okay yeah so me and M. but me and mavick but we were repl you. two he missed that or what happened I. said me Alex and Joe or cash Kate and.

Harper oh yeah it's very funny you call. me girl yeah yeah and she said you have. two x X's yeah yeah you saying I got two. ex's how are you saying I said he got. two x me personally I'm a YY chromosome. type of guy yeah we know you would be. dead no I wouldn't I'd be extra manly. okay and we could it could be me and MAV. and we have two guys or you two and then. we can replace place you guys like two. girls and get two other girls on the Pod. comment down below which one you guys. would rather see first comment down.

below comment team team boys or team. girls team girls and then which everyone. gets the most comments what are you all. even going to talk about all everyone. gets the most comments will it be so. funny our podcast will be the most funny. podcast you'll ever watched think about. our audience think about me and cash on. 10 because you add one guy it's 10x. think about it I'm the funniest one on. the POG he's second funniest wait what. and then there's you two so I mean like. this is going to be D funny I'm the. second funniest or I'm you're going to.

sit here and make jokes that our. audience won't understand if you call. yourself funny you're not funny yeah you. call your own self funny no M did I call. myself funny now he's the funniest or. you guys can listen to I think you funny. huh see you got to get called by someone. hey who would you say who's the funniest. on this podcast you I told you cuz I. have J humor I'm like you want to have a. funny off say a joke have funny off oh. how about you say a joke your life is a. joke. [Applause]. so that's what you guys will get if it's.

a girls. podcast hey if that's the case you. married a joke like that's on you let's. have a roast. off wait before we get into a roast. roast you start no you start before we. get into a roast off yeah we didn't even. get to say you guys would just make. jokes the whole time on a boy's podcast. wait you look like a burnt chicken. nugget why do you guys make so many. noises wait a burnt chicken nug that's. the best you got yeah let me see what. you. got take it easy cash take it easy easy.

cash easy oh I had a lot she's only 14 I. had in the chamber but I was like oh. probably shouldn't say that one oh. probably shouldn't say that one cuz you. don't have any okay oh no he's got some. let me. see you have to take a while to guess. you look like Ed Sharon and Lightning. McQueen had a baby yeah that's not nice. you I that's not nice you know what you. look like. you can still be nice in a roast you. like a. gnome a gnome a gnome like a garden.

gnome yes like you know the ones that. get kicked over on accident can y'all. all stop biding all you guys like yeah I. think I think yo listen like please. everyone's just touching everything it's. not even me today it's driving me crazy. I know everyone's like it's not ASMR. episode is this. ASMR I think you said that every episode. no cuz it's a sticker list is this a. ASMR no listen. sure is it. satis all right guys um no no hold on I.

want I want Harper to give me I want. Harper to give me a good roast give me a. second um we're oh oh oh were you born. on the highway cuz you're just a made. wait were you born on the highway cuz. you're just an. accident that's what I thought that's. what I thought cuz he was an accident. yeah he's the extra child in case. something happened to. me yeah were you born on the highway cuz. you were born in an accident son cash I. don't believe that she's growing on me.

she growing on me hey hey guess what. guess what you don't have any cuz you're. looking them up on your. Android. son wait I'm so confused because what. happened to the beef between Maverick. and Harper it's like Loki has done a. full just wait 180 just wait took cash. you know I feel like the last few. episodes that's been cash beef next that. wouldn't be fun yeah girls I promise you.

I am more funny than you okay and uh so. where's your rose and if you think. you're more funny guys who's more funny. me or. Harper which one I mean not funny. looking we obviously know who's more. funny. looking but who's more funnier man. stretching so that's the rocking course. and that's Harper yeah oh do you see it. talking that's what I thought huh who's. more funnier who's more funnier Kate me. or.

cash that's what I thought why are you. laughing at that one cuz her just H. funny okay this is not even. this so bad okay I was trying to I feel. like mine was better I'm getting my. first call of the podcast I haven't had. one should I answer who is it who is it. it's my sister. answer. no. yeah we're actually filming right now. what's up we're actually wrapping up. yeah yeah we're wrapping up all right.

guys we'll see you guys next time thank. you so much for watching this peace out. bro with our toes up give me give me two. seconds peace peace out bro Shak all. right we'll see you guys next time bye. Whoever has the most viewed video using. a clip from this podcast on Tik Tok or. YouTube shorts we're going to be. personally FaceTiming post as many times. as you want but make sure to tag the. podcast and use #the LOL podcast in the. title SL description good luck and we. hope you win.