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my house got broken into one time they. tried to steal my uncle's identity what. what the cops walk up to her and they're. like hey we found this man in your house. and he's saying that he's David and he. like has all the information on David he. had taken a shower like made himself. breakfast the cop said he was really. playing the role of high D I think we. all could use some constructive. criticism on the Pod and I think that. that is M so M you can now go around and. share what mine is I'm going to get in. so much trouble for saying this the. problem is you look at things from a. perspective of like you're better than.

everyone else but like oh things just. got. good I'm here for the. drama okay is no one going to talk about. it hi no one's going to talk about it. fine we'll talk well yes it is true I. eat 176 gram of protein just in my. breathex I know am blending with the. strawberry with the red you are your. hair yes my hair I got a haircut. congratulations so good that that editor.

will be happy now well I mean honestly. that is an accomplishment is that. actually what you're talking about yes. wait wait my friend let's see if she. passed her driving test oh oh boy okay. good luck Morgan hey broe we're on the. podcast did did you pass it yes there a. LIC. driver that would have been so. embarrassing if she didn't all right bye. I have to go I'm on the Pod okay I'm. taking to school tomorrow though bye bye. what do not do not get in that car she.

the fact the fact that. 16-year-old girls can get their license. and we're not all dead is crazy man the. fact that little boys who drink can get. their license what who's giving you the. license who's giving these Li little. little menaces that go to my school. little menaces you know MAV and cash. were um driving when they were 14 14 on. motor. motorcycles do y know the do youall know. that one meme it's like the go.

go yes oh do you be the person who's. like asking me about Minnesota and be. like why don't you like Minnesota are. you sure you know what you're talking. about yeah I've seen the meme but I. don't want to ask you about Minnesota. right now I. know I know but I can do it really well. so I don't think you can I promise I. tell me what to ask so be like so first. I'm going to say I don't really care be. like why don't you care about my is this. another Beetle Juice thing no cuz you. threw last time it's a Tik Tok it's uh. and it's why don't you care about. Minnesota um.

no I don't care about your question and. then just keep like being like no but. Minnesota and I'll be like go oh okay. okay why don't you why don't you like. Minnesota no I don't care about your. question but what about Minnesota no I. don't go what about Minnesota why don't. you like Minnesota go away what about. Minnesota oh and he's so nice a stand up. guy what what is that a meme from it's. y'all have to watch it yeah I guess so. cuz I don't get it do you guys did you. guys I started drinking ollipop if you. want to sponsor us but since you're not.

a sponsor oh my gosh for now um did you. guys I was in so deep on the ollipop. versus poppy. drama what do you like better no knows. what that is or no Poppy is like the. other drink brand you guys I'm going to. be. 2 think your protein gains we moved all. the way on to Beast games I want to gain. 80 PB can we talk about Beast games have. you watched it uh yeah have you finished. it did you honestly should we just give. away the winner right now yeah we'll.

give it away right now no no don't give. away the winner cuz me I if somebody. gave away the winner so mad Mr bla just. fell on our stairs my. U just chunk it it oh. no what is in there what what's in there. a gold if there's mozzarella steaks in. there you better give me one no you. can't B Buns on the floor M your buns. are falling fix your mic bud don't need. that fix your mic Bud you're crooked. always crooked uh get get do try try the.

string test the string test the string. test M oh yeah wait k Kate we got to see. the string test hold on okay what if. it's not Good's you have to go slowly up. surely oh wait what are you doing. sideways sideways sideways Bud wow the. camera saw. everything sideways dude I mean I could. take that monsterella stick and just. shove it up your ear ear it made the. gree no one you're supposed to do it. sideways and but there was also you did. it Sonic is are really known for their. like Str stry cheese well I had.

mozzarella sticks today and these pretty. stringy oh really were they super hot wa. that was for sure my mozzarella stick. you that's a good pool sideways no you. who does it this. way don't like this look you do it like. this. right you do it like this right. stupid what no you do it like. this slowly slowly.

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stretch you so keep going I feel like we. can play Limbo with that should I start. eating it I'm gaining on. you I'm G on you fter hard that buddy. why is the pool so far you got to be. quicker than that buddy. so I told you m you do it wrong clearly. no.

dud look at this you eat it this is. going around the world what. the a necklace of. cheese he think the funniest thing in. the. world I me that's crazy oh man my cheese. is gone no it's in your hand oh oh my. there it is give me chees smacking I. have. e gross it looks like stop smacking give.

me a cheese stick I don't have any. left got a whole bag that cannot be good. for your body yeah so bad I asked for. one before you open the bag and you gave. it to your brother your greedy brother. okay come get one no cuz you're going to. cry about it later I'll get it for you. KY no no no. no I don't trust. you you closed it faster than I could. ever like see him close anything oh. ready really don't no I'll.

going to throw it to you I wasn't going. to intercept it why were you worried I'm. very good at catching matell stair all. is he making mouth. noises wait I told cash to stop. everybody stop do you guys hear. that no this is going to take a very. talented person to hear. this no. one I hear it I must be different I hear. it you're talking about the what is. it no okay I'm built different.

what is it what are you talking about uh. there's a sound what sound nobody knows. shut though and the sound goes ow ow ow. oh my oh my gosh y want to know a funny. story about the no one knows uh what's. it called I I uh you know that song I. pulled my friend's pants off um what's. it called what did she say no no no and. then I got never mind uh I thought we. were told not to talk about that yeah. maybe in the future CRA or was that s am. I crazy or can you talk into your mic am.

I crazy or could I possibly go get a. water you're crazy uh oh look here's one. what the no no no no no please please oh. I don't want people touching my water do. you want to see my protein drinks sure I. can go get one for you no like I love. your protein intake I really do it's. fascinating prot drink he just started. this like two days ago that's why a. protein High my protein intake is higher. than any gym goer ever unless they're on. roids and while you're at it give me a. drink okay okay you know what you can.

get your own water now you can't walk in. our garage right now there's much get. paid for it though get. paid that was a crazy inside joke you. guys want to understand you go hunting. you might know next episode you're not. part of the podcast anyway I'm sorry did. you get those from Sheen yes how did you. know hey look keny's wearing Adidas. that's not Adidas I'm not wearing oh. wait that's not Adidas I tried to buy an. a like the oh I'm sorry these are the. ugliest pants I own but I didn't I think. they're cute. I feel like they're too dark but do you.

are you sure you don't mind if I go get. a water why do you ask because I don't. want to be just rude and Barge into your. fridge and be like yeah but I I'm well. at lowkey like it's an obstacle to get. to the fridge right now cuz there's so. much trash in our garage yes so you can. go get a water long yeah yeah go get a. water just don't die come. back okay watch out for the mannequin in. there it's kind of scary yeah it moves. around when you close your eyes don't. blink okay uh BRB I guess BR anyways I.

tried to buy a shirt yesterday because I. had a Dick Sporting Goods gift card yep. and I went to the store to find out what. I wanted to purchase for my Christmas. gift that Kate's uncle got me for. Christmas M and I go there and I'm like. I think this is the one Kate and I go. out of the dressing room and she's like. no I was like what wait that shirt no no. not he didn't get the shirt I didn't get. I settled for this one K's Uncle what. happened my uncle sends us all gift. cards on Christmas.

wait you haven't heard the story yeah I. walk out and she's like no you're not. wearing Adidas it's not it was it wasn't. the fact that it was. Adidas what what are you laughing at my. burger was messed up my burger was. messed up all right dude how many times. do I got to freaking tell you don't hit. the TV don't hit the TV I'm not going. we're in the middle of a podcast I'm not. offering you food. yes this man throws away his food all. the time and won't offer to anyone. instead he lets it rots on the floor. you'd like it yeah give it to me Sonic's.

not good after a long time that should. be a red flag that you have to eat it. within the first 30 minutes of it being. made D you can't even catch like you're. so bad at catching now there's a burger. everywhere don't eat that don't put it. back don't e is it really on the it's. salvageable no it's not it is. salvageable must must eat for protein. pickles and mustard on it um can I. defend myself on the story cash was. telling before he raged over a bur yes. please. do he's new hair that was crazy to throw.

an open burger at me I threw it in the. freaking thing yeah well it came out of. the thing so I'm throw back it had to. be stop it right now are you kidding me. back on my new shirt really on my brand. new shirt and my brand new shorts we're. going to need more napkins in this oh I. hate to smell mustard too dude dude I. hate it too it's all over both of us. really really really we have a girl po.

why did we do this there's mustard. everywhere I I I'm literally about to. gag Harper was gone for 2 minutes ruin. the set there you go you just ruined her. [Music]. shirt should we take an. intermission I feel disgusted have a. no these are my brand new jeans and if. you got mustard on them all right well. my new clothes have mustard on all over. them so I'll be back BRB I mean I'm not.

like see I'm not hiding anything why is. this a. thing guys I I I I don't understand what. just happened and I'm really upset about. it and also um America your food is. highly suspicious that is not real. that's not edible Robert Kennedy junor. junor please save. us that's disgusting you're killing. yourselves America don't step on the.

mustard you no Mustard's killing. you and I'm not hiding anything okay. you're not. hiding I'm not stop looking at me I'm. different than the other girls she just. got a water nothing else yeah nothing. else I'm not disrespectful like that is. it what is it actually an ollipop. no I wouldn't do that to. y'all I wouldn't take y.

Pops I took y'all's puppies or I don't. know what it's called actually I oh the. culture pops yeah you can have one I. don't care I know I just don't want you. to hate meth. please can a man not eat in peace are. you sh on the Pod do you see our. cameraman rolling his eyes because it's. annoying when people eat I just don't. want you to be mad no you eat it drink. it those are in there for people to. drink I tried them and I didn't really. care for them Bottoms. Up what are they really it's it's like a. it's like an pop but just brand it's.

called cult I like the front of it all. the words Maverick's the type of guy to. say Bottoms Up yeah that's what I said. literally two seconds ago you know me so. well I can't believe we just threw a. burger everywhere yellow stuff in it. what was that who eats that kind of. burger if you eat burgers with yellow. stuff in them you're. just youat yeah is this oh yeah is this. what is this kombucha it's a it's just. like a Prebiotic soda.

oh that's where you went wrong what. Prebiotic and soda should not be in the. same sentence it's like. clean it tastes great um does it yeah it. tastes really good I like keep drinking. it don't stop no I know I yeah enjoy it. okay wait just chug the whole thing. should I without burping she might throw. up no I won't I won't no try try can you. do it without burping yeah I'm going to. try let me my go. go have conversation while I do it oh. okay okay okay okay there was a video on.

Tik Tok of this kid doing it with Sprite. and he went crazy maybe we should get. you a Sprite you guys ever play would. you rather would you rather would you. guys like to play sure I have a really. good one would you guys like to play why. did you say it like a child I've been. thinking about this one all day I've. asked everyone okay why are you taking. around Alex Alex already knows it's such. a good one what is it okay would you. rather have a billion dollars okay I. play okay hurry up. cash is screaming from the depths of the.

house would you rather downstairs a. billion dollars uhhuh or stop smacking. my goodness that's insane how does one. you sound more insane you're freaking. just would you rather would you rather. have mustard on the front side of your. body keep going har keep going keep. Ching it's everywhere I can't you got it. you can do it without burping okay. continue or would you rather strawberry. it tastes so bad you have any straw I. mean you have any uh Sprites we have.

water that you brought we do have Sprite. actually yeah I think we should all. right M play with you Aug second hey by. the way I'm doing a chugging. challenge okay yeah you're really. killing it would you rather if you. absolutely had to okay no no I thought. you noticed that already I didn't it's. Cash's fault I'm sorry about that one. that's pretty I can get it out for you. after this episode K magic with Magic. with that kind of thing I'll get it out. for you after I'll just keep chugging i'. I'd honestly pour that on there to help.

oh my gosh when we went to New York. Fashion oh yeah wait no I don't know. about that one don't don't don't don't. do that maybe just spray I totally. misled you wait wait I have a story. about cleaning clothes would you no. please please let me tell my story first. it's so relevant it's so relevant please. we cannot let you finish okay we went to. New York Fashion Week she's going anyway. and I was wearing a white dress from. Sher Hill that was so beautiful it was. it was Perfection and some girl like. accident it was not her fault it's kind.

of her fault but it was an accident she. ran into me with a plate of strawberries. and there was just strawberries all over. the front of my white dress about that. and I was going to wear this white dress. to my rehearsal dinner so I was so sad. and then their sister Laney walks up and. she's like oh I know how to fix this cuz. she's a model she just knows everything. about clothes apparently and she just. pours Sprite all over me and then she's. like dabbing it with napkins and like. she's using lemons and things and I was. like my dress is ruined but then it was. solid white again with spr. spr yeah this is crazy okay would you so.

what you're tell me is I need to pour. Sprite on Harper right now no no no I. can't make that happen no that's. okay okay without the smacking perhaps. what was I going to continue oh would. you rather no that wasn't it oh was that. it yeah you were you were you try you've. been trying to finish it for like 10. minutes would you rather a billion doll. would yes that's where I was I'd rather. have a billion. dollars okay you win your.

turn okay I got one I got let me finish. let me finish okay it's actually would. you rather have a billion dollars or or. Die the most painful death humanly. possible ever get a billion dollars. that's stupid you have to answer I'm. glad you wasted our time I think you you. oh I think we all would rather take a. billion dollars man what is the most. painful death ever I don't think we. should talk about it details what is. that smack. details I think it's dependent on the.

person Noe I'm not crazy smacks like it. was UN insane I don't know what you just. said I was going to go with the. crucifixion but she said oh my gosh. crucifix that's so bad or like or like. the manslaughter method oh I had. something to show you guys you know why. they call it crucifixion oh there goes. my mic because you actually die from not. having enough oxygen the way you're. sitting on the cross okay that's what. actually ends up killing you has more. people been crucified Jesus yeah mhm is.

that's a normal thing to do well not. anymore they don't normally come back to. life like Jesus but yeah you know. prisoners on death row yeah but we do to. them no oh my. stop years ago please I'm being so. serious what you you smack like. literally so bad like you inherited it. from your freaking great great. grandmother bro ready this one's. further oh my nose guys I have I have. something to show you guys please Kate. can I can you give me the remote to the. TV please I got it I got it okay I'm.

going no no. one probably I think I'm going to do. this Maverick stop it no one can see. what you're doing all right what are you. doing Kate what is everybody doing open. your mouth dude here we go oh Alex. catching one oh he missed completely. missed what are you. doing farther on did you present a. slideshow. are you going oh good job only took you.

500 tries what are we doing K made a. slideshow for us all oh was in about the. world's most horrible death oh sorry oh. sorry oh my gosh that's that's my that's. my lunch hold on hold on I feel like. we're going to see some things we. shouldn't see that's my acne that's a. lot of AC oh that was cash I taking a. nap okay I don't know just keep going. someone has a g what are we doing Kate. um I screenshotted some comments keep. going keep going okay can't hear you yes.

are they talking about my G what was. that one scre see this was me at the gym. when I sawo you see the TV I'll send all. these pictures and get them popped up. don't you worry so I was scrolling. through the comments don't worry about. this picture I was at the gym and I. smelt like a Frito cuz I still had. myself tan around somebody smells like a. Fredo right now yeah it's that mustard. dude it's going going I was scrolling. through comments and remember that. episode that we all oh I'm sitting on. mustard that's okay yeah I told you. remember that episode we all got like a. huge fight and like MAV and the cash.

were going because I'm pretty sure. that's every episode days a couple. episodes ago but we all said we all said. Maverick you keep talking over you have. to stop I was reading the comments oh. handpicked comments is no no no this was. just like one after another Maverick. please let them finish speaking it's. very difficult to follow the combo when. you keep interrupting I'm sorry but M. has been so annoying the past episodes I. would lose my mind if Maverick was my. brother classic middle child I didn't do. anything wrong Maverick makes me want to. click off the Pod every episode because.

he never lets anyone talk propaganda M. has never been more annoying Kate is for. oh just ignore that Maverick shut up. this is propaganda wait wait wait go. back he has a pretty gach what what was. that said M has never been more annoying. no no the middle one the middle one oh. oh yeah Kate is pretty and has a gach. yeah we can move past that that was fine. wait the point is is I there was no. reason the point is is as we had stated. he he was being very obnoxious and the. audience didn't like it and those were.

not handpicked that was just me casually. scrolling through the comments I had to. I couldn't stop let's see I don't know I. mean it keeps. goinging my name uh oh there's another. one about my G and that was a teacup I. saw on HomeGoods okay but I just wanted. to share that's really impressive eight. people said they didn't they found it. annoying no that was just like the most. recent eight comments seemed like there. was only. eight yeah our our our our to crop the. comments because the other comments. around it were probably positive yeah we.

all saw that. I I was just sharing with the class and. I wanted to let everyone know that um I. would like to see that. picture so I don't know if you want to. see that picture that's so cooked wait. what what photo what are you doing Kate. I'm just you know making right my wrongs. what are you doing I'm I'm just fixing. everything calm down wait wait wait what. what showed. nothing oh and there's our little go. again I thought you were going to show.

us something no no no I was I was. putting it back but the point is is he. was dying on the hill you turn off your. ring notification every time a freaking. squirrel walks past it the point is is. that he was face what he's forking oh. this yeah I don't know I found it what. happened to my forky is that my Fork. look at M he's really trying to find. comments about Kate now no that's not. what I'm doing what's he doing Harper. I'm commenting myself. he's searly back to all of them just you.

freaking. idiot no I just wanted to I just wanted. to replying back to the comments that. said you talk too much it's crazy it was. it must be done it was just constructive. criticism what constructive. criticism I think we all could use some. constructive criticism on the Pod oh and. I think that that is MAV so M you can. now go around and share what mine. is I can't do that Cas k m Oh Come.

criticism with Kate she cries I don't. cry that is not true she'll be she'll be. real man tell her what her tell her tell. her what she she does bad on the Pod. come on I can't because it's like like. she can't help what what. herach no no not that nothing uh what is. it I really can't say it it's so we say. stop oh wait wait. wait Grand for cut that. cut that one out of yeah bleep that.

bleep that got a pot his mouth over on. this side of the roof it's not even that. it's literally brain rot right no yeah I. know it's actually not a bad word but it. also is a bad word so it's like probably. it's actually sorry it's not even a bad. word it's like a phrase that you can't. let just move on from that why' you say. that cuz it's funny hey it's fine M what. were you saying was they saying what I. was saying I can't actually say why go. ahead well are we going to have to Kate. well what I can probably fix this is it.

my face no okay then it can be fixed. Kate's perfect guys whoa great what is. it ma'am come on I'm choosing a higher. Road here' even though you want me to be. mean to you after you be mean dude. that's not mean that was constructive. criticism I just said something comments. wanted to be heard is that why you. waited to show me those until we were in. front of five cameras with about a. million people watching yes because I. wanted the audience to know that they. are being heard sometimes public. embarrassment is the way so it's about. publicly trying to humiliate you I.

actually asked cash I said should I show. it on the Pod he said yes yeah that'd be. me my dude was your idea you were just. looking for verification from peers that. this was a good. idea why is she trying to talk like I. just basic you basically just pulled a. peer reviewed paper I mean that's insane. why is my constructive criticism I feel. like kiny doesn't like it if I had any. you know I'd say it off the Pod to you. like nice person that's cool Kenzie uh. do you not like it when they beef huh do. you not like it when they beef J told me. I had to be nicer okay that's the truth.

oh wait why' you tell him. that what why' you tell him that because. you're trying to you're trying to make. me say that he was mean no I'm not. trying confused she's like I'm not. saying I have the right to no I'm just. asking why' you tell me had to be mean. what' you do or why just in general it's. like a just a weekly thing oh weekly. conversation you're just a mean person. uh no he just hurts Kate's feelings yeah.

she says I don't care if Kate's mean oh. see now I'm being mean okay she actually. stop she okay well tell us what you're. going to say before I said that ranch. not saying anything I the this is not a. real conversation he's just making stuff. up but if we were to have a conversation. it would go I don't care if Kate's. hurting your feelings M you should not. hurt Kate's feelings and he'd say but. Kate I'm like I don't care what Kate did. you need to be nice what did Kate did to. entice these conversations oh they're. about because K actually tries not to.

talk a whole lot when you're around oh. what oh what did I do oh be. quiet no I'm being so serious what did I. do. no listen I brought the comments up on. the Pod for Content I don't actually. care I thought you know I asked Cash He. said yeah that's funny you should do it. I said okay but what do I do off camera. just in daytoday life that you have to. be told by your wife to be nice to.

me do I clean too much do I clean too. much is that it. no is it me no can everybody silence. their phones they've been going off a. lot everyone's phones has been going off. and we're all ignoring it unfortunately. I'm going to be it's not something we. should sort out on the podcast it's fine. fine we'll play charades what am I oh. cash you're cash Baker Kate. you are hungry I'm sorry I'm sorry uh.

still hungry wait no stop guess oh. giraff I don't know I can't nobody knows. the freak I am really that was like. level one I can't see you oh I know what. you are he's Gerald yes oh thank you. he's Lally right here Kate oh I'm. [Laughter]. sorry oh now somebody else go okay who. am I um me yep oh this is easy all right. Harper you go.

uh bleep Harper yeah okay that wasn't. really raids but you can't I don't know. if she understands the. game k no no like well you're still. Harper but yeah you should that was the. time where you should have chose. something new. don't. yourself that's noises again yeah see. you can't have you ever okay I don't. know if she ever play. okay do you know what let's go back to.

would you rather C you had a good one. watch watch. no goh it this morning getting all of. his. [Laughter]. [Music]. protein okay wait I got one I knew she. oh I knew that that okay kiny. okay hopefully kiny knows how to. play did your hip just. bu oh yeah that's Alex that is Alex wow. but you got it that really hurt my head.

wait wait Alex we haven't showed them. your moves man come on. get har you're going to love this one. Alex come on come no no come on come on. what no come on did I miss something he. can put his legs behind his head shut up. no I'm being so Alex come on you got to. put your legs behind your head man no. please please put your legs behind your. head stop here pressuring him no I I. will continue he he does two at once W. see I was thinking like maybe I could.

get one maybe but two please okay at. least get one at least do the crisscross. thingies feel like I could get one you. don't understand you think you can get. your leg behind your head I I think so. oh yeah Alex can do that with two at the. same time no can't two at the same time. isem hard incredible did you see this. with your own eyes uh yes I witnessed it. oh my oh that looks like that hurts that. looks like that H I can't do two wait. show the crisscross thingy please just. the crisscross.

thing this thing where you like dud. don't let me sit here and Gaslight you. for an hour come on just do it Al here. yeah the where you put your other foot. on top too yes well that's not that. impressive no you guys got to see the. way Alex's joints can move man I'm. telling what do we got to see come. here Alex come sit Alex come here. bro Alex got new haircut and he's embarr. come show off wait is that why you're. not coming cuz your haircut no I don't. think that had any to do it guys. come on come on real quick real quick.

[Music]. yeah all right well just show us. whatever cool circus tricks you can do. circus tricks all right all right do do. the like thing he's a circus monke he. said I'm not doing that like thingies he. does a lot of things he showed. me that's how he sits on a regular basis. casually he sits like that literally why. he's filming the episode you that's. crisscross applesauce y'all might not. understand but that is a difficult City. position like try it Harper Harper's.

flexible though she might. can well no she's not even doing her. your ankles got to go all the way up. there what what see no up by your. knee it's all the way by his yeah I. don't know if that's normal that's. normal that's normal wait how are you. doing that MAV no MAV still looks goofy. doing it oh wait no Matt because that. leg's got to be this way your bottom leg. does change it oh wait wa okay how does. MAV do it too what y'all built weird.

what the see look at Harper struggling. that's how I am no do your legs behind. your head that's what I need to see do. the one leg do the one. leg ease that is crazy the struggle said. what do you mean. just look like he Combs his hair like. that all right that looks good what what. else did you do the other day I forgot. oh do the knee thing were you get on. your your knees and go backwards the.

what everyone can do that no do you guys. know how hard it is to sit like that. it's not sit like that man you're a. freak no sit like that you're freaking. weird bro I'm the most inflexible person. in this room I can do that do it do it. do it it's easy wash your knees. break I heard it. pop no Al like he does it casually break. I already break no no do it do it that. kind of did your ear for. once now sit can't do put your butt on.

the ground. hun don't do that I know that hurt he. screamed like a little girl did you hear. him Ma I will give you $5 if you can sit. on your butt that's not that hard it's. not hard at all up at to 10 okay really. no but do it no wa for money man yeah. there's no way I'm sitting down okay man. you SE there people who like I can do. can we please see two feet behind the.

head oh you can do it for a second wait. m m do it do it do. it no he can't do it I just need to show. him Harper can you do it too yes very. easily no me me and Michael tried this. like that's not hard okay backwards too. what okay do the other thing will you. fall back what do you mean will you lay. on your legs and you fall back what. Harper just did yeah it's clearly. possible yeah but it's cool because you. do it no just just put the leg on look. let me see you do that M cash are you.

kidding me right now please stop let me. see that no I'm stopping you from. embarrassment I'm stopping you from any. more embarrassment thinking please cool. it's not no please do that no no no. you're done can one somebody do that my. back everyone in this room can do that. now sit on your butt sit on your butt. there now go. backwards yeah everyone in this room can. do it J just got scared of falling she's. fine. yeah I see. y knees built different man do a catch.

no I can't it'sing Slaughters my knees. can't you have to commit no you don't. understand my knees will snap you have. commit to snap in half that' be a really. good episode. Cas snap we're doing Pates tomorrow you. need doing Pates tomorrow they might. snap yeah now. sit wait don't don't force Don't Force. that'll actually hurt. him you're good you're good m i do. nothing my butt doesn't sit down just.

just lay down just lay down you have. stretch in them knees lay down what's. wrong with you it won't touch you just. lay down you guys don't understand my. butt W it won't touch the. ground dude what's wrong you look so. stupid right now do you know stupid look. pretty. stupid it does not B try it again no. everyone can sit like that oh I cannot.

sit like that yeah sit like that M are. you kidding. me time so done when you thinking like. everyone can't sit down you can't do. that let's see it like this all let's. see. it what who i s like this all the time. okay well M's just a freak too what are. you talking about that was a bunch of. freaks in here cuz I don't been like. this at all you've never said like this. no you never said put like that like. just for fun in fifth grade can you guys.

sit like that no I see I probably could. but like not for fun like I you never. wanted to draw on the bottom of your. foot so you just sit like that draw can. barely see the bottom of my foot when I. want you can't see the bottom of your. foot it's a stressful situation when I. need to look at the bottom of my foot. your toes I can do that wait how do you. Alex don't be calling me how do you get. your toenails trimmed well I can. obviously do this what are you doing but. that's I'm barely reaching is that it no. I did he doesn't clip his toenails. wait I forgot what I did he's just he's.

fine dude this burger smells so bad I. just keep smelling the mustard hey I got. a question yeah yeah I got a question. apparently your tricks weren't very cool. for Maverick or me the double foot. behind the head would have been very. impressive the single foot was still. impressive it hurts yeah that's. impressive comment down below if you. guys can do those tricks see M if you're. saying everyone do this look at Harper. can't even get it yes I am you got to. get your you scared earlier when you. walk downstairs to the garage and my mom.

was oh oh uh no h only oh really wait I. have a question yeah MAV yeah I need you. to tell me what I can do to fix myself I. can do it as your sister still still. worried about her self-help Journey stop. worrying listen I am I am on a journey. to better myself okay do that me too and. I need your help no you don't you're the. only person that will be extremely. brutally honest with me in this. household you think can you walk on your. knees while you do it but you'll just. think I'm wrong that's I don't think so. yeah you will whatever I say you'll just. be like stupid no if it's valid uh yeah.

see if it's valid you say it and then. we'll all vote if it's true or not yeah. M I need to better myself we all live. together we all to be better to be you. things on for way longer than you. because I say we're not going to talk. about it and you guys keep pestering me. until we talk about it m you literally. did every episode come on I think Kate. is a great person oh my God good J so. proud of you what the are you are you. telling him not to say this right now. are you encouraging this I'm encouraging. him to not be rude yes but is it rude or. is it something that I could genuinely. fixed oh I don't know what he's thinking. but it's probably going to be rude kiny.

thinks the same thing too don't let her. be okay well then I need to know if it's. something because we all live together. I'm a firm believer that if there's. something wrong we all need to talk. about it and I need to be better because. something's obviously wrong so what is. wrong you know Maverick well enough to. know that he's probably trolling you. there's probably nothing at all and he's. yeah once once he said Kinsey thinks. it's two I figured out it was a troll oh. no it's not a troll yes it is be honest. I can do sound noises you see he say.

anything at all to just get under your. skin he's just like oh now if I say. nothing she's going to think she's the. worst person ever she thinking of all. the horrible things she does in life and. oh that'll really make her feel bad what. that's that's the inside you're right. likeo feel bad what do he do to you. KY if there's something this is so. dramatic her noises Keep It Coming okay. if there's something I could do to fix. being your housemate what is. it do I take up too much room in the.

fridge that's not where I thought that. was going also also that that might have. been the fattest St I've ever heard in. my entire life look I lowy was like dang. I got a lot in there compared to. this Kate what like it's not like it's. just let me put it this way the the the. problem is. you I'm going to get in so much for. saying this all right the problem is you.

look at things from a perspective of. like not that you're better than. everyone else but like what the but like. oh things just got. good I'm here for the drama yeah but. like like you know like let's say he's. like trying to make up stuff that not. sound bad it's just getting bad let's. say somebody does something and you do. something but you don't even know the. other person did. something but you know you did something. so you're just going to assume that. person did how do you you have a talent. for losing people are you saying like I.

clean and you were throughout this whole. time you've even made lots of statements. like oh what do you have a problem with. me being your maid do you have a problem. with me being do you have a problem with. I do good things you. do so but what you didn't name was like. oh Maverick do you have a problem with. you know maybe this thing I do or or. maybe this other thing I do you only. name the good things cuz you think. you're perfect I don't I was here for. the drama at one point and now I would.

do anything to not be here you're saying. but but you don't get what he's saying. that makes no sense no no he's saying. he's saying like I'm aware that I do all. these things I assume that nobody else. does anything see I don't think is that. is not true I actually she's better than. everyone else that is not true how did. that say say it one more time because. I'm aware of what I do I'm aware that I. will do like clean this organize do that. because I know that I do that he thinks. that I assume that nobody else does.

anything okay yes see she's very aware. of everything she does she even said it. in her own statement yeah I am but I'm. also aware of the things that other. people do too I'm aware that Kinsey. worked for days to get the spreadsheet. for the LOL podcast all of our stuff. organized which is something we three. have never done in the last year and a. half of having a podcast and I'm very. thankful that she did that because that. is not something that any of us wanted. to do oh I'm cooked so cooked I'm aware. M that you take care of things for the. podcast and you are making sure that.

thumbnails get done I'm aware that cash. is doing the same thing as well what. this guy I mean I do that a lot not. every day but I do no aru no I he I hear. him talking all the time do we have this. thumbnail what what are we doing today. do we have this after I reminded him. what the well he's still he's getting. stuff done you're getting stuff done I'm. aware that everyone's getting stuff done. around the. house our house okay you're right you're. right I didn't want to hear about any of. this I told you you're right what you. doing your phone over there Harper I'm. stealing information so hard to think of.

bad people have you ever stolen. information yes what what do you mean. stealing information oh are you trying. to get into like identity theft I know a. guy perfect okay they tried to get Kate. today wait what kind of information are. you stealing oh my gosh they did have. y'all ever been stolen from dude uh yeah. when we were growing up people used to. steal from a time I've been stolen from. multiple times but I'm not bring was a. time middle of the night I used to steal. things he did I remember one time he. stole a bunch of candy I did and he had.

to go back into the store and return it. I thought it was. free you did not think it wase I did. I tell everybody that gets caught things. they tell police officer dude I thought. the car was. free no let me tell you something who. put a candy bowl a candy bowl at the. checkout counter that's valid I did the. same thing yeah what and people not. assuming it's free in individual. packaging yeah like the a gas station no.

it was it was and did it have a little. sticky note that said $ cents per candy. thing I don't know but if you can't read. if you can't read you can't see assum. you were old enough to read how old were. you how would I know what do you mean. how would you know he was like no how. would I know because it was a long time. ago yeah but he was like. 15 he was like at least like seven how. old were y'all when yall dad started. putting cameras up not only first of all.

what did your dad do cuz I don't know if. that was normal what are you talking. about what do you mean what do you mean. our dad putting cameras up your dad has. cameras everywhere cuz people break onto. his property see I wish he had cameras. pre like when we were like pre at home. still not pre- at home whatever the word. I'm looking for I wish he had cameras. when we still lived at home because we. did not have cameras when you were at. home that was my question and y'all. failed to answer one time there was this. guy well it was the middle of the night. I believe it was like August 31st.

Wednesday afternoon what and Wednesday. evening sorry and this guy while we're. sleeping starts breaking into our. garage oh garage no he's breaking into. our garage it's not even part of your. house it's it's literally like right. next to my house what do you mean yeah. it was a close call yeah breaking in the. garage Could Have Been Me next has. anybody's house actually. we that's what we hear inside we're like. oh oh gosh was it your garage someone's. breaking in our garage so then my dad.

comes out midnight in his underwear with. a. pistol yes oh and and and he starts. shooting it in the air saying I'm going. to kill you and he's running around. saying something like that I don't know. his exact words but he was running. around just like saying I if I see you I. will kill you and then the person takes. off running and he starts shooting at. the person good boy k what would you do. that's what I did every time dude K what.

would you do if you were like out in the. garage for I don't know why you'd be in. James's garage but if you were in. James's garage at 1 in the morning and. then you just see him walk outside I'm. going to. car if you if you show your face you're. dead now I'm going put you six foot. under what would you do see I knew I. inherited it from somewhere because. every time I walked to that garage I. shouted the exact same thing but nobody. was there but I was always scared there. was so every time I have to go. SD every time I have to go out to the. garage at night by myself keep in mind.

we live in the country and our garage is. not attached to our house it's like a. football field away so I would have to. go out to the garage turn off the light. at night every once in a while and it. was dark 10: p.m. 11:00 p.m. sometimes. pushing midnight and then I would be. terrified and I would walk around like. in a 360 walking outside and I'd be like. I know you're out here I know okay I'm. going to hurt you if you come out here I. got a gun imagine yeah you down and then. as soon as I would hit the light to turn.

off the light in the garage and the. button to close the garage door i' book. it back to the house that's what I do in. my bed but imagine being the the burglar. though on the other end of that and you. just hear a little like 10-year-old boy. I'm going to get you I'm to I know. you're on honestly I'd be scared of a. little like 10-year oldold boy who's. like I got a gun I'm going get you what. is that alone SM too what's crazy is is. cash I remember watching him out the. window and he'd be literally dud walking. in circles yeah and this guy was not a.

good sibling at all like man please come. out there with me please. man what we talk somebody's cooking. something that smells bad why you. cooking hello popcorn that smells. horrible popcorn is not pop popcorn that. it's crazy anyway popcorn I was what was. I say oh yeah I'd ask M I'd be like hey. man can you could you do me a sawad and. walk out here with me and I'd be like as. the good brother I was I'd say no. there's bad guys out there. why would I go out there dude that.

popcorn smells so I was like Fri and. every once in a while he would tell me. fine I'll watch you from the window and. then I I be like you know what that'll. do and I go outside he's like you got my. six and I'd be like 20 steps out and I. look back and he is not out of the. window and I was like do you feel do you. still feel that way sometimes though. yeah he he definitely runs back from. putting the trash cans out L I'd be. lying if I say we didn't go on a camping. trip last summer when when I had to go. take a Wii I ran.

back still zipping on my pants bro just. did you really people don't understand. when you got PTSD terrified because this. guy took me out in the woods in Colorado. where there are bears and elk and you. know the elk. make sounds like ghost not sound like an. yes it sounds like ghosts are all around. you and it's like oh come on hurry up. and pee and Loki did sound like. screaming women just all around you it's. like oh. that's what it sound what it sounds like. sound like and you're like do all time.

this is what it. sounds and I'm just there with my. pants but once you're in that magical. little ttin nothing can touch you ttin. is that weird when I was in the tent I. was like even if a bear comes he ain't. getting through my tent I always had so. much faith in that tent dude I had I had. a dream the other night that we went to. Montana and went camping and no and it's. actually Grizzly country not doing that.

so are you down this year to go to. Grizzly country no I'm not down for you. to go anywhere to do that cash I'm. asking you a question I could ride a. Grizzly what a ride heard let me tell. you a story about a Grizzly I have a. friend I'm sorry do you actually have a. story about a Grizzly because that's. kind of crazy I'm about to listen me and. M have had this conversation for the. last like two weeks every other day I. swear it doesn't count if it was at a. zoo no it wasn't at a zoo okay it's in. the wilderness okay and Maverick just. thinks that he's invincible and he's. never going to die haven't died not even.

once Welcome to My Life One Time stupid. stupid stupid anyways I have a friend. who goes on Hikes and does all the. running things and all the nature. whatever I don't know and he has a group. of friends and two of his buddies went. camping one time okay and they're in. separate in separate tents and as. they're hiking they like pass this. family they have like children so. they're like oh nothing of it right and. the dad of the family says heyy like I. don't know if y'all are planning on cuz.

they had their packs with their tint in. them he was like I don't know if y'all. are planning on staying out here tonight. just um be careful because we did see a. mama bear in her cup and when a bear has. Cubs they're more aggressive okay and so. they're like okay yeah yeah they've gone. camping like their entire lives they. were the Boy Scouts or whatever and now. they're like 24 years old oh that bear. has no idea what's coming for them two. boys CS I mean I'd be scared if I was. that bear my point is saying that is. they've gone camping a lot which the two. of you have not so whoa y'all are just a.

step below solo camping at the Lakeway. let me finish what the they they go to. sleep right in their separate um tents. cuz they have just one man tent see. that's a nogo you can't do that if a. bear is going to attack you must be in. the tent together everyone knows that. they're obviously not very good boy. scouts who the world Sleep listen who. would Gary do 10 list what if what if. you get L me at n you want to. cuddle get out of your go this is a.

serious this is a serious thing y'all. can't be joking about this it's. serious at that that night knock on his. door and every sorry a bear attacks the. one boy in the one tent yes and the. other boy if he was in the other guy. tent stop laughing it would have been. fun this is I'm not making this wa she's. being serious stop making jokes I mean. so serious really yeah stop and the bear. is like attacking this boy and the other. he make it no he doesn't make it but the.

other boy they're like 24 years old. y'all okay so y aren't special and you. can die from a bear or anything else. jumping off a clip cliff in Montana can. kill you what are you joking he wa. continue this story yeah continue please. okay anyways so the bear is attacking. his friend and the other friend is. asleep in his tent but obviously he. wakes up because he hears what's going. on and he said all all you can do is. just like you can like smell everything. and even hear his friend screaming oh my. gosh and but he can't do anything cuz if. he gets out of his tent like you're not.

running away from a grizzly bear smell. what The Bear cuz it's like their scent. is just so strong oh my gosh so his. friend is just sitting there dying and. he's just having to lay there and wait. because if you leave then you're screwed. you're done for dude and if if my best. friend was getting attacked by a bear I. would I would get out of my tent and. help her so this guy says that until the. so his buddy's getting killed by the. bear and he stayed in his tent what is. he gonna do get if a bear has you you're. done for yeah the bear you're not.

stopping the bear if he's already. attacking somebody unless bang did they. have a gun no they didn't have a gun. yeah then they're really not very good. boy scouts cuz I would never go into. Bear Country without a. gun well that's what happened so you're. not going to go tint around they were in. Montana yes I will no I think I don't. remember where they were I will go in. there but I will bring uh the guest is. calling maybe I should have answered. just wait maybe next time just just text.

them uh what was I going to say oh I was. talking about ride a bear yeah I was. going to ride a bear and I was going to. kill a bear and and I forgot I remember. my uh we were talking about getting. robbed speak of getting robbed my car. got robbed one time we lost and guess. what they stole my stuff yeah they St. they br into M's car and sto my stuff. shouldn't have left it in an unlocked. car and they s our friend Michael's. stuff everything besides math stuff. that's crazy yeah but math still didn't.

learn his lesson learn got broken into. one time they didn't like steal anything. except they tried to steal my uncle's. identity what that was fun you mean wait. hold up so they went in there and which. is like where's the social no yeah. actually what what I remember and I know. you were J joking earlier and you're. like it's a August and Wednesday and. nope I remember it was in November and. it was Wednesday wait people actually. brought broke into your home Wednesdays. are dangerous and they trying break into. your and stuff all the time no no they.

broke into your your house though mhm. that you were currently living in yeah. with that's why I'm scared of the dark. and Maverick makes fun of me wait hold. up no tell the story this is. good somebody's here hey PAB can you get. that wait tell them that you're the. reason our house smells bad okay wait. wait wait wait tell this story seriously. there's mustard everywhere oh oh well it. was Wednesday and on Wednesdays our. house cleaner came over okay and so my. mom disassembled the alarm not. disassembled or whatever turned off the.

alarm so the house cleaner can come in. and we don't have these anymore cuz. we've remodeled but our house at the. time had like glass windows like sliding. glass doors and sliding glass doors are. really easy to pop open like pull off of. the track and just open and then put. back so you can easily break into them. anyways okay I'm in second grade it's. November it's Wednesday you were little. mhm yeah and um yeah and I've been. scarred for her life ever since this is. kind of a long story we have time for.

this make fun of her for it no we have. time don't worry well we do have time. yeah okay not have any guests anyways um. so this guy he like goes to Walmart. right well before he goes to Walmart he. tells his mom he's like hey I really. tells his mom you got this whole guys. background story yeah yeah no the whole. background story what cuz he like. reached out to my parents afterwards and. like tried to apologize but a sorry I. broke into your home I didn't mean for. you to catch.

me what do you say to that this is such. a long story though I should have. started at the beginning um go back okay. I mean the beginning of the podcast okay. so he he tells his mom he's like hey I'm. gonna do something bad the guy's bipolar. he has issues probably so like you have. a lot of stories with bipolar people I I. do that's not good for me probably. anyways so he's like I'm gonna go to. Walmart and do something bad. so his mom calls the police imagine I. told you that M I'm gonna go to Walmart.

I'm gonna do something bad I'm gonna go. to Walmart y' jokes out of things I. should not be jokes H yeah okay sorry. yeah we should stop doing that it's. definitely LOL podcast last time we did. that the guy got killed so okay I'm. going to try to go fast y taking my time. you keep interrupting okay so he goes to. Walmart his mom calls the police okay so. the police are on their way but before. they can get there he has like stolen. some stuff from Walmart and then he runs. out to get to the quickest car possible. and it's an older gentleman and his.

older wife and he like pushes him to the. ground and like backs up over the wife's. legs oh my gosh they're both fine he. just broke her legs but they're fine. they're alive oh my gosh he backs up and. he leaves with their car because he's. trying to get out of town right well. there's only like it's a small town so. there's like four ways out of the town. and if you can't get through those four. ways then you're dunzo and so they had. the cops had already blocked off the. roads and he dunzo yeah he pulled over. by the waterburger and the wbg in our. town has like a pond with a little.

Fountain and there's like a creek that. runs from the pond and the creek runs. all the way back behind my parents house. and so he like Parks the car by the pond. and he like takes off and somebody who. was working at waterburger called the. police and like hey I think like that. guy that y'all are looking for we just. saw like I don't know if it's him but. like somebody just pulled up randomly. and just started like walking through. the woods back behind the creek and so. the cops after him and they're like go. also meantime me and my sister are in.

second and third grade and my mom is. teaching first grade so we're all at the. same campus okay and then my little. brother and sister are babies so they're. in. daycare and um it's the middle of school. day and while all this is happening. y'all know I don't know if y'all know. this but Harper and Kate probably do. whenever they have like lock down drills. and you have to like get underneath your. desk or you hide against the wall we did. that from like eight in the morning. until school closed at 3:00 p.m. why. because the guy was they didn't know.

where he was that's terrible and it's a. small town so like Walmart is just a. mile away from the schools so anyways. they shut all the schools down and. basically we just kind of like hid the. entire day wait and what did he do in. the beginning to like make the whole. town shut down he said ran over Grandma. what and he told his mom he's going to. do something bad yeah well yeah that'll. do it so they're just searching for him. and also the the couple had a gun in. their car and they reported that and.

when the cops went to the car they. realized that it was gone and so we had. taking it with him on the creek okay so. we're all locked down in school my mom. teaches first grade and in first grade. they hatch chickens this kind of like a. side story but I just think it's kind of. funny they hatched chickens as like a. science project in first grade and so my. mom had like 10 chickens that had. hatched and she brought them home like. the week before so we had just like a. little box of chicks at our house and so. my mom was joking with her um like other.

teacher friends that day like oh. hopefully he breaks into my house and. steal those chickens and they're like oh. Jenny don't say that and she was like oh. no I'd love for him to take those. chickens that'd be great anyways that's. a side story and then the cops so after. he's run through the creek back behind. wbg the cops are like trailing him and. they have dogs on his Trail oh it sounds. so fun and with the dogs yes yeah it. does sound fun I think can get Stella to. do that probably not I think so cash we.

should test you got to find a bad guy at. Walmart we can make him Trail cash. anyways so the dogs Trail them up to our. house and the cops check all the doors. in the front door and the side glass. doors and everything is locked so they. just move on they keep going but the. dogs lose the trail meanwhile he's. inside trying to become your uncle yes. wow wait who he wasn't your uncle in the. first place no har I'm sorry I have a. horrible Storyteller no I was keeping up. okay anyways so I'm sorry he's about to.

be her uncle just. wait he's inside the house okay but the. cops don't know that so they're looking. at throughout the rest of the. neighborhood like trying to figure out. where this guy is if anybody else has. leads it's a whole day Pursuit okay so. by the end of the day do I not have any. more time oh no Cas is scrolling on her. phone no I saw something and I was. checking it but it's fine okay by the. end of the day the school day my mom and. we we all get in the car and we were. heading home and also little side note.

my grandma had picked up my little. brother and sister from daycare there's. a lot of side notes well it's it all. makes sense in the end I promise I. promise okay she picks them up from. daycare and me and my mom and my older. sister Jai are in the car heading home. and we're coming down the street and. there's cars everywhere okay also when I. was younger my dad worked in the oil. field so he was always gone my dad does. too side note. well kind of sorry not the same but kind. of my dad like worked off for months at.

a time oh and so he wasn't in town and. my dad has um a brother named David who. they're twins so it's like cash and M. they're like best friends and brothers. that's how they are and so if anything. were to ever happen my mom would call. David yeah and before we left the school. David called her and was like Hey like. tell me when you're about to head home. because I want to meet you to make sure. like everything is okay with with this. like guy running around town and she was. like oh I'm fine like it like he's not. going to be in our house you know and so.

David's like all right well just call me. to tell me so she calls him we're headed. home and as we're going down the street. there's cars everywhere and my mom is. like getting all giddy and me and Jay's. here in the backseat like what's. happening mom and she's like oh your dad. is so sweet he just came into town he's. throwing me a. party and and we're like oh this is so. fun and as we get closer to the house. you realize all the cars are cop car. and you see David at the end of the. street my uncle my real Uncle and he's.

like telling my mom to like stop like. don't come forward towards the house and. my mom's like Oh like why are there so. many cops here this is crazy I didn't. really know I knew that many friends. that were cops that's insane and so she. gets out of the car all happy and she. like walks up there and now this is her. point of view cuz I don't remember any. of this but she told me all this she. walks up to David and she can hear. someone yelling Jenny Jenny please tell. old I was in second grade so like eight.

seven something like that and um the. cops walk up to her and they're like hey. we found this man in your house um and. he's saying that he's David and he like. has all the information on David so. similar how like cash probably has like. all of Maverick's passwords all of his. information Maverick probably has all of. Cash's stuff they just have a lot of. information about each other he had gone. through my parents desk in the office. and had gotten like all this information. he had looked at all these pictures with.

people's names on them so he could tell. you exactly who is who and it's a small. town so all the cops in the town know. our family and so they're like we don't. think this guy's related to you but he. sure seems to know a lot about your. family and like he can point at pictures. and know exactly who's who and what. their name is and all these things and. and so my mom was like uh yes see so I I. know this one. David me I'm. David I know changed a.

lot but. anyways this is like a freaking crime. that like takes weeks to like. plan no but also he was wearing. completely different clothes from what. the people had said that he looked like. the bad guy looked like because while he. was in the house all day oh he took. David's clothes no my dad's he had taken. a shower like made himself breakfast. ate he was the he was really. playing the role of I am d like got to.

feed my. chickens well he was waiting for. somebody to get home to have like a. getaway car cuz he has his gun and all. he has to do is have somebody walk in. the house and be like get in the car. we're going and you can just hide in the. floorboard while they pass the cops that. was his plan anyways and it's crazy. because my grandma was supposed to get. home like just minutes before all the. cops arrived but there was just like. something in her heart that she was like. ah I feel like I really need to like go.

to the grocery store for some reason my. grandma does not live in the same town. that we live in so there was no reason. for her to go to the grocery store at. all she had my siblings in the car with. her from preschool she just felt like. doing it yeah she was like ah might as. well just take him to the grocery store. so she goes to the grocery store she. doesn't buy anything but whenever she. pulls up my my mom was like where have. you been and she was like well I was. going to come home and I went to the. grocery store and anyways that's just a. God thing I feel like she could have. easily pulled up and he would have got. in the car with her and who knows what.

would have happened but anyways so this. guy's like saying that he knows my mom. and my mom's like I don't know this guy. like he's insane that's crazy and so the. cops take him to jail and like a month. later he writes my parents a note saying. like he's so sorry for breaking in and. like he has all these like mental issues. and stuff but yeah for the whole day he. just spent the day eating food taking. showers using my dad razor putting his. clothes on that's crazy this guy. literally broke into your house and.

trying to impersonate your dad literally. using his razor and everything to try to. literally be part of your family yeah. pretty crazy but anyways ever since then. I have not been a fan of the dark that's. valid and that is why I'm scared of the. dark yeah see nothing like that ever. happened to me I just didn't like the. dark well you should come up with a. cooler story no everyone should be. scared of the dark it's just like you. should be like if you can't. see side that's kind of funny after all.

that happened the chickens no he did. gave me the dirtiest look I think he's. ever what imagine you come out he just. cooked the chickens for breakfast what. was your side note Kinsey that's not sad. like you know when you're in the middle. of something like really bad you're. you're like really focused on how. horrible it is but then weeks later you. look back and you're like oh that was. kind of funny mhm my mom like weeks. later she was like dang it he didn't. take those stupid chickens and anyways. that's the end of the story well good. story well anyways guys thank you so.

much for watching this episode sorry it. took so long we'll see you next time. peace.