OUR HORRIBLE FIRST KISS STORIES!!

and he's really nice he helped me up and. then I didn't want it to seem like he. was cheating on me anyways wait why are. you saying this on the Pod if you don't. want your mom to know well she's not. gonna watch the whole thing. I've never heard your first kiss story. so I need to hear it no no wait I've. known you 20 years and I've never heard. okay wait this is a thing we've never. heard his first kiss story what's up. guys Welcome to our first episode. LOL podcast we got Kate Maverick and. Harper let's get into this what the heck.

just get onto it. [Music]. I'm ready to hear the story My Story. yeah all right are you guys actually. ready oh I'm ready I've been waiting. I've been waiting all day to hear this. he's hyping this up like he's got us he. said he won't tell the story till we get. on the pot yeah something happened to me. on the way here and I was like oh my. gosh this is crazy this is one of the. top moments of my life and obviously I. can't say it until we get into the. podcast so here we are right yep what do.

you guys think it is first of all like. buddy I feel like it's so insignificant. literally I think it's either probably. gonna be something that's like not. appropriate it's appropriate or okay or. yeah like literally an armadillo yeah a. normal armadillo crossing the road why. would I agree okay. who if it was a chicken crossing the. road I would think that's crazy stop. stalling and just tell us okay. I'm actually excited to tell you guys. this right now so I was sitting at a.

stoplight yeah and I was like what are. we gonna talk about on the podcast today. for our first episode. oh geez and I'm sitting there and this. lady. drives across the intersection I'm at. the front row too okay I'm the front. person of the stop sign I got front row. seats this lady drives across the. intersection on a four-wheeler. all right. and it's not that crazy I was like well. that's a pretty Texan thing that's kind.

of crazy yeah we're in Texas yeah that. just proves that we're in Texas right. then. two cops got a speeding afterwards there. was a high-speed chase on a girl on a. four-wheeler oh and she had this she had. like long green hair and she was just. riding the four-wheeler like this and. these two cops are just. behind her and there's two of them and. the lady's going like. 35 mile an hour and she's just she's. literally doing this.

she's trolling the cops. because I think this is crazy. um. I think I took it on Snap hold on oh my. God oh my gosh that's actually funny. okay here it is here it is okay. obviously I didn't get the part what. street was this on. I don't know it was busy look at this. ready. you can't really see it that well. oh my God and she was not pulling over.

and she didn't even look bad she was. just having her she might have been deaf. that's oh okay. that is what happens when you yes. she might have been deaf. you're still saying it wrong. if you can't hear you would say that. person is deaf nope not Dad. wait yes I don't even know without that. you can't use it like that yeah.

yes I know the letter f it's d-e-a-f. d-e-a-f deaf deaf deaf yes okay no not. uh there's no uh at the end okay I'll. just say death for now on yeah yeah well. that's how you say it so yeah hey guys.

they make fun of me all the time because. they say I pronounce words wrong. and this is true. no. it's words wrong he will like use the. completely wrong not even close yeah. last October or with a group of friends. at a Lantern Festival you know oh my. gosh I've never heard the end of this. like like you know like like entangled. when like I see oh yeah yeah that's. where we're at right and we we let our.

lanterns go and there's thousands of. lanterns like in the sky and cash like. dead serious ghosts. holy crap there's so many lanyards in. the sky right now. she's not even telling the story right. off the bat we were in the car leaving. the festival. he said Festival Festival. [Laughter].

you literally came I was like look at. all those lanyards in the sky oh no I. didn't say that I said I said that wow. there were so many more lanyards in the. sky than I expected and everybody was. like lanyards what are you talking about. lanyards and I was like the lanyards we. just saw in the sky and everybody was. like what are you talking about the. lanyards that we lit on fire and we let. go literally 15 minutes ago apparently. they're not called lanyards that's just.

like one of the many things that he's. done and there was just a group of. people to witness that one so that's how. we remember well there was really a. group of people to witness death and. Festival. but anyways yeah. that was a good a good Festival yeah. yeah yeah but. um I also I also pronounced this one and. I still I know I admit that this one's. wrong. but I still do it because I feel like it. should be right and that's just how I. grown up but.

specifically I will always say that like. if I say like are you five though. um how would you use that in a sentence. okay how would you use okay I know it's. supposed to be specifically but how. would you use specifically in a sentence. the colors I specifically told you okay. I specifically told you but I always say. I specifically told you and everyone. makes fun of me for it sometimes I'll be. like in the Heat of the Moment and he'll. be like I pacifically told you not to do. this it's like I can't take a guy who.

said I can make fun of him while I want. but me and him both say. oh my gosh everyone apparently this is. an Oklahoma thing I don't know I don't. think so I think it's just us maybe my. mom said it so that's why we say it. your sister said it she said she used to. say it but then everyone when she moved. to LA like all her friends like made fun. of her friends so she like bullied. herself into saying we always say. breakfast. and literally I'll be and in the middle. of a conversation with someone and say. it and they'll just go whoa what what.

did she say I still don't notice that. big of a difference I don't notice a. difference. breakfast it's breakfast I don't think. I'm saying it wrong at all yeah do you. want to get breakfast later. it just sounds silly it's just like it. makes somebody stop and think about what. you're saying. yes. uh-huh breakfast yeah you said that. sounded more normal breakfast maybe I'm. focusing on I don't know the difference. man yeah anyways as you can see. um we were homeschooled so and you also.

what what well this one stop doing. School freshman year okay Harper can you. imagine you're gonna be a freshman this. year yeah can you imagine that you have. one year of school left and then you. just go out into the real world yeah. honestly I'd be fine. I'd probably end up homeless but like. anyways. um but yeah like I I was so weird what. would be your come up if you were. homeless what would you like where would. you go from there me I probably I would.

still do tick tocks and I'll be like. y'all it really need some money right. that's right I need money um give me it. right now. what type of job would you get. I would just go to tick tock yeah honest. tick tock's my only like Reliant now but. like I would I would probably if if a. job I would like start like singing on. the streets like how those people. dancing yeah. dancing like I did at my choir concert.

We're not gonna talk about that but um. yeah. guys she sure does the video before we. started the podcast yeah she was at a. she's in choir and there's like can we. show that I don't know if we could show. that can we show it well is it gonna be. like will you be able to I don't know. all right well let's show it. oh that camera doesn't see me. oh that's my camera what's up guys. that's what I was thinking. yeah yeah I don't know if I don't know.

if we can show the clip but pretty much. she was in choir and there's like 50. kids up there and they're all just. standing like this and that's boring in. case we can't show the clip you could. demonstrate oh. well okay so demonstrate basically I was. just like. yeah. like why would you do that in a choir. and like it was just normal you know. like it was so normal it was supposed to.

be except it's music videos yeah it was. it was it's funny because everyone else. is just standing there like this and. Harper's going crazy. I know I know like she was going crazy I. didn't even care anymore because it was. my last choir concert so I was like why. not like did you guys do something else. that happened to me on the way here oh. geez. right. planes that.

that and it's not moving not really. no you've never seen when the plane's. just hovering no I just saw it with me. the other day it wasn't hover again you. convinced yourself it was it's not we. all three looked at it and we were all. like how is that I just didn't comment. because I thought y'all were being. stupid anyways that's my theory I I've. never believed in Planes and they've. always bullied me for it. he just goes inside it's like a time. machine it comes out somewhere I'm not. gonna lie well listen planes is a.

stretch oh geez but like I am big on. stuff like this Helen freaking Keller oh. my gosh listen y'all I went into I went. into a down roll like a downward spiral. my like sophomore year of high school. and I was like there's no way this woman. like that was a real thing and this is. actually true when we started dating. like three years after I found her notes. on her app another Notes app and it was. Helen Keller and it was like and she had. like 20 paragraphs on why Helen Keller.

did not I have I said paragraphs again. paragraphs oh listen listen I have to. tell you all why wait did I say that. wrong the first time you did the second. time was better right Helen Keller. supposedly this 100 blind and 100 deaf. woman you know she supposedly flew a. plane yeah I heard that I think it goes. more towards that the planes are fake. right no listen listen Helen Keller. Helen Keller was literally I I genuinely. believe that she was meant to be some.

like inspirational story to prove to. like kids in school that they can do. whatever they put their mind to but I am. convinced that she was not 100 blind and. 100 deaf there's no way because she's. not her whole life she got sick when she. was like two yeah I'm hopping on board. with that no I'll add that to my list of. things I have four things that I believe. that are fake planes. plants babies and the moon landing we. were all babies no those are my four. things planes obviously that one's.

self-explanatory. how did you just don't believe that you. used to be like 10 pounds you talking. about babies yeah no I I don't. understand how babies are born. [Laughter]. in the eighth grade but anyways no I. understand obviously how babies are made. okay but dude I can't yeah are you sure. about that I was just so confused with. this kid no but listen I cannot.

comprehend. how they are made in nine months. and then they is that not blowing anyone. else's mind no it's it's amazing okay so. there's the planes the babies and the. third one is plants I don't get I don't. get plants trees have you ever seen it. in nature I don't understand exactly. that's exactly my theory I looked at our. garden she was trying to plant a flower. looks out like I swear 24 hours later. there was a whole grown flower in the. yard I'm a good Gardener when I look at. the flower I never see it grow oh my God.

yeah true. validated no but like I understand what. he says though but like see but like. also the same thing is like uh duck egg. like I have a duck egg right now. um I found it why do you have a duck egg. I don't really know but like I I like. found it um you found it I found a duck. egg and I was like oh my gosh I want to. hatch it and I'm still hatching it right. now and. um. I don't have an incubator obviously.

because I'm not about to pay 100 200 for. a stupid people so when did you find the. Egg Harbor um like seven days ago okay. six days I don't know it's real this is. oh my gosh so so basically I put it in a. shoe box but but with a heating pad so I. flip it every seven hours after I get. home from school I mean it's it's like. really like a good idea right where did. you where did you get this like did you. come up with this yourself yeah I mean I. pretty much it and I looked up on.

YouTube and said like how to incubate an. egg without an incubator blah blah so I. got the heating pad got the box and then. now I'm flipping it over and I um a few. nights ago I um so uh okay so a few. nights ago I was um like you know it was. really dark and all my lights were off. oh no yes. is going hope it was like at like 1am in. the morning and because I was like so. stressed out because I need needed to. get to bed because I had an exam the.

next morning and then um I stepped on. the duck egg no and there was yolk. everywhere oh no. and. no one more duck egg so yeah. but I mean I had two because I like. found both of them in the same area and. the mom Doug was like ah. I know. you stole it from.

the mall to like like Tractor Supply Co. and buy like literally like baby. chickens for like two dollars for like. two dollars a piece chickens you know. you can get Ducks too they have Ducks. there actually yeah well I don't want. that dog I want it's like one that you. like grew and has no when she first. explained the story she said found now. she stays stole well it's the same thing. baby duck and then you killed it I mean. okay well I but I'm thinking if this one.

doesn't hatch then I'm gonna get another. one but um. no it's not my yard I on my electric. scooter which I have a story to tell you. after that oh gosh. um I just find them at my Park I scooter. over to my park and I find duck eggs and. all the duck scale mad at me but then I. feed them bread so then they're fine in. your free time you go fight babe. sometimes I mean I can't just Harper. your scooter is it like a moped yeah oh.

no no no it's like an electric scooter. you know how those became like super. popular wait do you like sit on it no. like the birds like those scooters no. they're not those but oh wait what well. it's like yeah yeah okay so I was um. riding down a sidewalk back home there. was two guys from my school behind me. which I didn't know at that point and. they're kind of popular not really so it. was a little like awkward it's not. relevant. in there for no reason.

they're not that cool. make sure that these two guys hear that. clip of you saying that they're not that. cool they're nice they're nice but they. um one of them is my friend's boyfriend. and he's really nice he helped me up and. then I didn't want it to seem like he. was cheating on me anyways. can you please like start from the. beginning okay yes so I was riding on a. sidewalk these two kind of popular guys. were riding behind me I accidentally. went into the grass I was like singing a.

song you know having my own little. person oh I know you were singing yeah I. mean I was just like and then I went. into the grass and the sidewalk and the. grass are two different levels and then. I was like oh crap I'm in the grass and. then I try to get back on the sidewalk. but my scooter went in the middle of the. sidewalk and the grass so I flew maybe. like a mile like it was so bad like. launched I launched and I fell I was. laying on the ground for like 10 minutes. like trying not to cry because I knew. those guys were behind me I was like and. my face was all red I was like looking.

like I know that's so popular guys yeah. they're not so popular guys but I was. like writing and then I fell on the. ground and I was like oh my gosh that's. so embarrassing so I was laying on the. ground and then the guy was like Hey. Harper you were right and I was like. yeah I'm fine and I was like trying to. cry and then he was like okay we'll get. better so then he he just left you yeah. he left me what I know and then another. guy came and see why he's not so popular. yeah and then another guy well he was. like are you sure you don't need help. but I was like no I don't not from you.

so basically so basically another guy. came by and he was like Harper are you. all right and I was like I can't because. I'm more closer with this guy than the. other guy because the other guy's a. little bit realistically you're on the. side of the road injured just waiting. for a nice guy she's waiting for one of. the more popular guys she's just waiting. for certain guys. did you like have in your head like the.

guy you were hoping that would come in. yeah. and but like also at the same time were. you thinking. no no no no no no no no no no no okay so. basically whoa wait hold on. can we give him a fake name. um.

if like Harrison pulled up right then. and there I would have punched him. because you know what he did to me I'm. joking. no but like oh my gosh the energy in the. room. if he came up to me I'd have been like. um hi and I wouldn't I wouldn't have.

cried isn't it like really humbling. though when like something embarrassing. like that happens yeah and you just like. fall and I'm yeah it's oh my it's so. cool but then like and it's so awkward. when like you start crying. because I was already like I was already. like like I already the pain has already. came in and I was like I can do it and I. just started bawling and then sounds. like you were right Harper and I was. like it's like awkward so no I feel like. the same thing happened to me probably. like I don't know like six months ago no.

wait no. like heartburn yeah I wasn't riding an. electric scooter I was talking about. crying. what when I was I was like. I don't even know how this happened when. um you weren't home you were about to. say how old you were but you didn't want. to no no I was gonna say like six months. ago like six months ago. um you left and it was just me and math. at home and MAV like comes up to me I. don't know I was pissed oh yeah this is. a freaking weird moment.

it was really it was weird and I we. haven't talked about it since then. because I totally like that dog. no go get this so we're at dinner with. my family we just dropped you off we. just no no we were at dinner with our. with my family and you were there and. cash was like okay I'm gonna go play. basketball yeah and so he told me and I. went Maverick was like okay I'll just. take you home and then I'm gonna go out. dancing and I was like okay after the. Italian restaurant yeah and so I was. like irritated because cash went to go. play basketball and I didn't want her to. go play basketball but I knew he wanted.

to so I was like okay I was his like. fifth night in a row yeah but I knew he. really wanted to go play basketball this. night so I was like okay it's fine then. Maverick's in the car on the phone with. my brother and my parents making plans. to go out with my family to go out to. like dancing and stuff but I wasn't. gonna go out dancing without cash and. then they're all like all right we're. gonna go dancing and I was upset because. I wanted to go dancing but like cash was. playing basketball anyways I don't know. why tipped me over the edge I like get. out of the car and I walk inside and. Mom's like Kate what's wrong and I was. like nothing and then I literally just. started like sobbing over nothing it was.

like nothing's wrong. yeah I freaked him out and so that's. when Maverick called Cash and he was. like Hey Oh yeah I remember getting that. I was like hey you should probably come. back and deal with this he was like yo. you should probably come home and I was. like why and he was like uh I don't know. but I feel like you should. okay so then I kept playing basketball. yeah and then Maverick went out dancing.

and I just cried alone I don't know. that's not true I waited for cash to get. back he did you know I think I actually. didn't play no he was like much longer. well yeah because he was I I was like. mad you can leave like you don't have to. babysit me and he was like well I can't. leave you here crying and I was like. yeah. no it's like girls have different. languages like and you might need some. advice for this but like I don't know.

please continue and give Maverick advice. yeah let's hear it okay so if a girl. ever says I'm fine she's not fine if a. girl ever says K just like a normal K. like K not okay then that means she's. real mad and um hold on I need to write. this down yeah that's what I'm doing. right now I'm just writing this down and. then like really like what else is there. there's a bunch of things but girls know. girls and guys are just like hey like. it's really no that's actually so true. like this like. never mind well I just figured out a new.

thing about girls too they lie that's. what I just figured out they say they're. fine and they're not fine yeah yeah for. real. um. if you want to figure out if you're. popular or not just shove it to the. ground see if she wants your help and if. not you're not popular yeah exactly. exactly yeah that guy he had a buzz and. I was like no I was like get out I'm. sorry wait who's the most like. who's like the most popular person at. your school I'm trying to think probably. this guy um named Hudson he's like. pretty popular but he's gone down a.

little it's crap okay. he's like really like nice. no I he's really nice like not he has. his names okay yeah his name is okay. okay whatever yeah we can bleep out the. name yeah. um but yeah he he's really nice and he's. super fine so um yeah is he super fine. like on a scale of like one to five. you're 14. I don't think guys should be. fine yet wait yeah uh hello I thought.

cash was so fine I was fine at 14. no. okay looking back cash was like string. being little oh oh and like literally my. biggest Flex is I liked him before he. started working out. not before he had clout or anything uh. yeah wasn't it that's so weird I liked. you while you were like trying to do. something when he had nothing going for. him uh he was failing High School no I. was apparently high school he had.

absolutely nothing going for him I was. at that point where I asked Harper yo if. you dropped out of high school and. you're homeless what would you do I I. did Tick Tock just like she said. honestly it worked out he begged for. money on the internet are you popular at. your school obviously right Harper you. have to be don't even lie no I don't. know that's such an awkward question no. there's a popular group of girls and. then there's my group but then we all. kind of combined like it's it's so yeah. I was in that group like left the group. and then we're all friends now and. they're really nice so um do you think.

that okay but do you think that like. Tick Tock has anything to do with that. like do you think that okay well not. with that group but like some girls have. asked me like I love you I really like. blah blah but like now they're like like. I don't know like how to say this. without because a girl knows who she is. and we got in like a fight about it but. like I don't know yeah I think like some. people do use me a little bit yeah but. then at the same time it's like I mean. it's kind of like I kind of like asked. for it because like I was like like once.

I started making it writings I was. excited because I was like oh my gosh. all my old friends will be friends with. me but now now I'm like well I mean like. that's so weird I feel like it was the. opposite for me though really like like. not talking no okay listen so when I. um started Tick Tock I was still in like. public high school but it was during. covid and so I was like making videos. and stuff and I just started dating cash. and at the time like like cash was like. so like popping you know like um not. that you're not popping anymore wait.

come on then I just caught on to that no. no like okay like 2018 2019 cash and. Maverick like that was their like that. was when y'all really like hit it hard. and like y'all became really known and. you know that you know that 2018 or 2019. was like y'all's year 2020 was still. pretty big and that's when I started. dating you and so everyone like like it. was just like Oh The Tick Tock it people. knew y'all so I started dating you can. we cut this part out I don't like this. part is right before you fell off no. it's not what I'm saying but what I'm. saying is that people knew who you were.

so I started dating him and I started. doing Tick Tock and I didn't really want. to but couch was like listen this is. like a part of my life if you want like. if we're gonna date like you have to do. it and I'm gonna be doing the Renegade. for dating yeah. so I was like okay I can do it so I. started doing Tick Tock I didn't really. like it at first I I honestly I hated it. because I was so selfish I remember she. was crying she's like yeah you will be. better. and I was so upset because I like I like. knew no I'm kidding that didn't happen. why did you why did you say that guy was.

so upset I was self-conscious of what. people at school would think of me and. then that's my biggest pet peeve bro no. and I I literally like I now I'm looking. back at like 16 year old K and I'm like. you're silly for caring what those. people think and like I literally. remember like girls making like tick. tocks at me like making videos at me. making fun of me I saw so many people's. like private stories like like everyone. screenshotted people's private stories. and would send it to me because they all. had rats in their private stories and. it'd always get back to me and like I. just knew that everyone was making fun. of me and it just proved my point even. more so I'm very like I'm not surprised.

but it's just like crazy how like it's. different that like yeah now people are. like oh my gosh like Harper Harper. Harper but when I started doing it it. was like oh my gosh well yeah Tick Tock. wasn't very cool back then yeah I guess. that's true this was three years ago but. the thing is like also some people do. like secretly make fun of me but then. they also think it's really cool that I. have like a following but like they. secretly like talk bad about me and. stuff yeah like it's like makes me feel. bad but like I'm still myself at school. so yeah like I've always been like this.

why are y'all freaking out about this. now yeah like have you had your first. kiss yes. I thought she was not gonna answer it I. okay okay so either with Harrison yeah. y'all don't tell my mom don't tell me. your mom just literally stepped out I. was actually I just stepped out I meant. to ask you I went to ask you before like. if there's anything that like wait why. are you saying this on the Pod if you. don't want your mom to know well she's. not gonna watch the whole thing all.

right let's hope not. if your mom sees this. um maybe cash and I just talking about. our first kiss experience will make it. better yeah when she hears you her mom. she's gonna be getting close to like. halfway in or whatever the thing is and. I'm just gonna like pull the Wi-Fi. around you know um yeah I know no but. like it was awkward like it was like a. like a weird it was okay it was the day. before my birthday I was like oh this is. perfect blah blah I remember that day oh.

we whoa. yeah I remember when my avery initial. sweatpants and my red shirt I was like. yeah I look so good today not actually. but like I thought that I looked so good. and then I went to lunch or no dinner. with my cousins and my sister and me and. then they showed up out of nowhere I. think they were like tracking my. location I was like uh what's going on. the guys because I remember I turned off. my location when I went to your house. and turned it back on and uh like um. Hardy and Harrison oh yeah and uh are we.

using their real names now no no it's. not with the H anyways I think that was. their real name no no I don't remember. their names I mean I don't know but um. and then yeah so after that happened it. was kind of awkward and then they went. to my birthday party and it was just. crazy and then they never talk to me. again oh my gosh wait after you're. kissed Hardy he he still talks to me and. hosh party's cool yeah he's curly hair. right yeah I mean I don't really know. him that much but from like the.

interview actually comes on the Cedars. yeah he was on the CD with us. on LA Fitness playing basketball wait. was it all three of those is who we're. talking about yeah I think one of those. was the one oh I know exactly who we're. talking about I think I know. exactly Harrison I'm like he's. definitely popular the short one. Harrison. Harrison said it that day. yeah I think he did I think he was like. yeah yes oh my gosh. he ratted on y'all so hard was it yeah. he came over no literally Harper this is.

what he did he was like yeah bro like I. kissed Harper and he like. never making fun of you it's funny but I. see the one that was freaking out on the. Sea-Doo yes yes he's the one freaking. out he told us we were like where was it. and he was like Ben and Jerry's yeah. this was that Ben and Jerry's in front. of it not like in it but like and then. the worker was like w Ridge.

I got some strawberry you want to taste. it I would cry if someone said what. flavor you got and then that was the. response oh my I was me too no but like. um what was I talking about again the. worker said Wiz oh yeah the burger said. W R Us and he goes he also goes to my. church and like we're good friends and. him and my sister are like wait the. worker Harrison uh walk the worker okay. Harrison on the other hand he's always. fixing off his hair and like Harrison. you always look so like you look good.

and he's like he has his phone he's like. no we don't I'm like what are you doing. like yes that's what I noticed about it. yeah 24 7. the kid is like that's no. that's kind of no it's not sad because. he's actually good looking I'm not gonna. lie he is like that's kind of he's funny. too like that's like he's got it off but. his friends are funny and I was like hmm. that kid is 14 years old they're all. funny you can tell he's popular just by. the way he looks but no every two. seconds like his yes.

are we allowed to talk about people like. in this in depth on people don't care. I literally just said he's good. he's good oh no I know but is it like. weird that we're like I don't know no if. anything's weird so that was your first. kiss hey speaking of Riz cash. or okay would you say would you say. would you say cash has risk absolutely. not not anymore what whoa okay not. anymore I can Vibe with that I use the. average then I got married why would I.

care about well my follow-up question. was gonna be can I see you uh rizz in. action yeah you want to see me in action. because like you know I'm single now and. like I need I just need Harper was the. one getting a device not me yeah but. gosh like what would you do if like if. Kate was a random girl in the bar at the. bar we don't go to the book okay Kate is. a random girl at the park yeah I'm I'm. riding my scooter through the park yeah. there's two low-key popular boys behind. me.

and you're like. she's just sitting on a park bench. reading her book doing Kate things what. are you doing. I would say. what you want me to just go off the rizz. off that situation yes okay pretend. you're on the Park Bench I'm like. reading my book cash you pull up I'm on. my scooter yeah I would say. I would I would drive by I wouldn't say. anything okay I would loop back around. and then I wouldn't notice you because. I'm still in my book and you have made. absolutely no okay notice me I'll look. back around in the loop back around. again just to make sure I think you're.

actually pretty right get three three. looks get three looks right he has to. check three times to make sure you're. pretty cute then I come back the fourth. time I fall on purpose. oh my knee yeah I'm whining about my. knee right and I'm like look at it look. at me I just I just fell for you. and she offers me help up no and I. realize she's not popular so so I say no.

thanks and I get back up and I go on my. way that's called playing hard to get. yeah. no but I I can I can understand why I. mean obviously I don't have rizz anymore. I'm I'm married but back in the day. I had a raise this one girl Josh had so. much ribs his friends would get rizz. just off of him yeah they were risen off. my wrist. I have great ribs I've seen you in. action before when have you seen me in. action at Texas Roadhouse.

oh my gosh let's do it we're at Texas. Roadhouse. let me tell the story okay wait for my. story it's way funnier listen we're at. Texas Roadhouse it's lies he's like this. waitress is you know kind of cute right. she was very especially after a breakup. freshly he just broken up and I was like. all right I see you Mom. hit on her right let's get this rizz. going and she's like walks by and mab. goes excuse me ma'am no that is not and.

that's not what happened he started. talking in that type of voice he did. that I was like. I had to close my eyes. physically close to them like this and I. was like I can't look. that is not true at all I'll tell you. what what really happened was I kept it. short I'm very short with with girls I. said. hey I feel like I've seen you before. where do you go to church which was a. lie he he never seen her no but I wanted. to find out if she went to church. no I started asking if you go to church.

no I didn't I mean I guess you could. call a lie I didn't think of it as a lie. I just wanted to know if she would the. church he lied about he's got to figure. out if she goes to church before he was. gonna lie but anyways and then she said. no. like no no she shook her head she's like. no I've never been to church oh okay we. were like okay uh can we get some more. water I was like I'm not trying to. baptize you all right I was trying to. baptize you well it's like it's like she. bro. I mean this is really off topic and.

really random but I saw I thought I saw. a Mormon on the way here but it was just. a Domino's Pizza Man on a bike wow he's. hustling in a suit yeah uh no he was in. one of those construction workers vest. oh nice I don't know why I thought it. was Mormon but anyways no I was gonna. ask well math did you ever at one point. in your life have rizz oh yes like let. me hear Let me hear like like your first. girlfriend yeah I'll go first like let. me tell you a wrist story oh my God I. was single.

when you go back like four years here. all right I was like 16. and this girl. is confessing her feelings for me okay. this isn't rizz this is just mean I know. it's like actually like okay he's just. mean like you guys think it's mean that. was very that's. nice to do to the girl it's funny it's. gonna make me not want to tell a story. no no go ahead go ahead it happened okay.

um so this girl's texted me and she's. like out of nowhere just confessing her. feelings for me and I was like what like. not like I'd like you like I love you. she was like I can't I can't like just. be friends with you like all the stuff. did not expect this coming like I okay. like I kissed her like once I expected. it but huh I think I expected it I. didn't I I barely knew this girl and. she's confessing her feelings for me and. my friend Michael is not the best. influence but he had a lot of risk to it.

his wrist I was getting Riz off his. wrist no no no Michael had no RIS. without you. I mean we were definitely oh my gosh. imagine if Michael heard you do you. think Michael would agree or do you. think Michael will disagree I think we. had a risk together yeah I think I think. we were like a negative and positive man. you guys are like wingman yeah the right. wing you were the left wing and together. the plane flew yeah we were perfectly. raised together and this girl's. confessing her feelings for me. and I was like uh oh that's not what we.

wanted to see today and he's like don't. worry. just send eight ball pool. and I was like you think so you think so. he was like yeah so this girl was gonna. confess her feelings for me in a. paragraph on a text message multiple. paragraphs multiple paragraphs and I. sent her eight ball pool like no. response that's all I said yes. she never played me back oh imagine if. she like played you back like today. would you be like hey like I'm so sorry.

I'm married now. maybe maybe you should maybe you should. follow him be like hey I noticed you. like never played me back can we get. this game going I've been waiting a. while he's so funny four years later and. I'm very honest like hey can we play. soon that's so funny dang yeah but. that's that was my wrist story now now. let's hear your wrist that's not. Rizzy I feel like we've known each other. for years. listen I've never heard your first kiss.

story so I need to hear it no no wait. I've known you 20 years and I've never. heard. okay wait this is a thing we've never. heard his first kiss story wait maybe. because he hasn't had one wait first of. all it was you Mom have you had. she just asked you if you had your first. kiss in your 22. 22 and three Series. yeah when you've been in what seven. years of relationships oh yeah this is. like your first year failed very. miserably miserably um.

wait. was it with your first girlfriend don't. you lie to me right yes it was my first. girlfriend now explain because I don't. know. uh I can't believe I don't know my. brother's first kiss I can't believe. we've never thought to ask I listen I. gotta really think about this I don't. really remember yeah. I'm trying to think I remember the only. kiss I remember with her is is you open. the door to the truck when I was kissing. her one time that was the first kiss no. that wasn't the first kiss but that's. the first that's the first one I. remember I was gonna say that was let me.

think. you I know you remember stop playing me. yeah I remember my first kiss with my. last girlfriend yeah 20 years old I want. to hear about your 20 year old first. kiss I want to hear about your 15 year. old first kiss I genuinely would have to. like really meditate on it and try to. remember I remember my first kiss from. when I was like barely 13. I guess I. just blacked out that period of my life. my first kiss too oh yeah I want to hear. Kate's first kiss let me tell you real. quick oh this one's wrong.

okay you can tell the actual kiss but. let me tell them the lead up so me and. Kate are talking okay wait no listen. what did I just say listen I'm gonna. tell the story cash and I had known each. other for a couple of years and we on. and off would like text and FaceTime. okay yeah and we were like 13 14 10 11. 12. yeah we met really young we're. talking I had a Samsung phone at the. time exactly I had a Samsung so I had to. get on you you still liked him I know do.

you know how much of it I I had a. Samsung and still was risen do you know. how much of a turn off it was to have to. house party and not be able to FaceTime. yeah so I was your lucky house party was. trending at the time yeah house party. was trending so we're on house party and. I don't know if you guys have ever been. on house party but it pretty much just. puts your face times on blast it tells. you who people are FaceTiming and. everything yeah so Kate's like all right. cash I gotta go to bed. um I'll see you later bye bye. all of a sudden she's in another house.

party with some guy with some guy don't. say names okay I won't say names let's. call them Nick we'll call them Nick and. she's in a house party with Nick and I. was like. that's weird that's suspicious you're. supposed to be in bed and for some. reason I didn't think much about it but. anyways then did we just stop talking is. that what happened I don't know what. happened guys are so different than. girls. she's in another house party with. another guy okay what happened was I had. forgotten to lock the room because you.

could lock the house party and you can't. use the house so she was trying to cheat. but she was miserable I wasn't cheating. we weren't even dating yeah we were like. 13. but you were liking you were like. psychologically cheap no no listen I had. just started eighth grade if you weren't. cheating then why would you listen why. would you try to lock the party and. forget why did you lie this happened. when I just started eighth grade and I. was trying to decide I was like okay I. go to school with this guy I really like. him a lot but I also really really like. cash but cash lives in Oklahoma and I. see this kid every day in science class.

so I I weighed my options and I said. obviously the smarter choices to go with. the guy that lives here. tell me her choice she just kept playing. me yeah I kept going back and forth I. played the next thing I know. she uh is dating this guy right and then. she didn't know that yeah and then she. then she kisses him right no listen no. yeah no listen and then can I at least. tell my first kiss okay yeah go ahead. first kiss story picture this after an. eighth grade volleyball game my mom.

after an eighth grade volleyball game. um we're standing outside waiting for. our parents to come pick us up eighth. grade I feel like that's so young yeah. it was I was like barely 13. I like just. turned 13. and it was like the beginning. of eighth grade it's crazy and he like. like we're like I see like um his. parents pull up or something and he like. kind of like side hugs me because you. know we're in eighth grade and so side. hugs me and I look at him and he looks. at me and he goes in for a kiss and I. swerved my head because I was like No. and then and then he literally was like.

I was about to kiss you and I was like. nah really oh and then I just looked up. again and like we went like oh and that. was it and then I went home and I like I. thought about it I was like that was so. beyond awkward and I've never said it. out loud and now I'm saying it out loud. and it's bringing back the awkwardness. so that was my first kiss during that. she was playing me I was and then once. they broke up she came running back I. did well not like and like when she was. like 17. because I was still dating him. oh yeah oh my God my first kiss she was.

dating you were a cheater I told you. she's a cheater not your first kiss are. you kidding me listen oh my first hug. his first hug wait dude I can't even. remember my first kiss you're like my. first time no it was a long hug oh wait. how long do you think this hug was I. mean four ounces. it was a four hour hug. I need you all to understand so I. kasha's cousin is my best friend she's.

been my best friend since I was like. well slow down I'm sorry so. eighth grade spring break I'm still. dating the same guy that I left cash for. I find out cash is coming into town over. spring break and I'm like heck yeah and. I'm like shoot I still got a boyfriend. but and I was like heck yeah coming into. town and I did I actually I didn't know. she had a boyfriend so that's not me so. then uh that night I'm laying in bed. with my two best friends and we're all. about to fall asleep cash had come. downstairs and was in the bedroom like. talking to us and um he was like sitting.

on the edge of the bed not sitting he. was on the ground on the edge of the bed. where I was laying and we literally yeah. the two girls are asleep the other two. girls were dead asleep and we start like. flirting with each other like it was. awkward flirting this is like dead. middle of the night like literally like. 2 A.M like the parents are asleep nobody. knows this is happening my two best. friends are sleeping in the bed next to. me cash. just lays over me and we literally just. sit like that yeah I just put my arm. over her like this and he's on his knees. for like four or five hours I was on my. knees by the bedside because there's.

three people already on the bed and I'm. just on my knees for four hours just. hugging her like that and I I literally. in my head I and he knew I had a. boyfriend too I did and that's why I. didn't kiss her because I was like she. has a boyfriend. but also she has a boyfriend why is she. four hour and hugging me right now and. then so I was like I was like hoping. doesn't really sound like a reciprocated. hug though no I was hugging him I was. loving it she was like literally I. remember being able to hear our hearts. like pounding um I remember that too and. so it was loud.

y'all have like some euphoric experience. it was like it was like these like all. the Avatar people and you like connected. yeah and so I was like real I remember. hoping like that you would kiss me but I. was also like but I still have a. boyfriend like that's not right yeah. that's the only reason but then when he. got up to leave in the morning because. my uh my friend's mom was gonna come. wake us up because it's a poor guy.

kisses me on the forehead and he walks. out and then like the next day I told my. two best friends about it and I was like. yeah she was like cash has so much risk. yeah I don't think that's rich. that's like the opposite of bridge at. 13. yeah in the middle of the night. first of all someone needed to be. guarding. that I don't know how that happened what. the door yeah like somebody's going to. be out that door because every time my.

uncle's house and he was like guys. upstairs the girls downstairs and he. thought he thought the stairwell just. disappeared he thought it was magic like. him saying all right guys you stay. upstairs girls you stay downstairs. because there was always like a full. house like it was always like there's. always like 20 people there yeah there's. always like 20 people like hanging out. like a bunch of guys a bunch of girls at. like 13 14 15 years old so yeah and so I. but anyways moral story me and that uh. guy from eighth grade ended up breaking. up like two or three weeks later and so. that's case Kate's first kiss my first.

kiss however was with Kate. and that's about it so I I My First Kiss. was with my wife and hers was not with. me so well I'm sorry glad to know that. was reciprocated so have you have you. remembered your first kiss story no I've. been sitting here trying to think about. it this whole time I I genuinely can't I. remember my first date you were actually. messing with me no I genuinely don't. that bad no maybe I remember my I. remember my first date okay is there. anything funny on that yeah anything. interesting have you been on a date no.

yeah I've never been on a date what have. you been asked out on a date though yeah. no well her mom's her mom. we don't do dates anymore here we just. hang out you know like yeah. like hey want to go on a date like uh. that's weird so I'm like you know yeah. but like so like no one's ever been like. hey like you want to go out with me or. something like they say like let's go. hang out like but like she shouldn't be. hanging out with boys alone anyways no. I'm not I hang out with friends with.

them like like three girls in like one. guy which seems like weird but like I. mean yeah. I have I mean I don't really I I'll pull. up with four girls no is this not true. is that not true oh my gosh I mean if. you will but it's like. it's to go dancing it's to go dancing. it's not impressive because this yeah. I'll have four or five girls in my car. not five but usually like three or four. yeah.

but you said that none of them like you. oh well. okay okay well you gotta be like yeah. okay clearly that's not true I will give. him the benefit of the doubt he swore. he's like yeah none of them like me I'm. like um I didn't try to make moves on. him I tried no ribs without even. attempting Riz yeah and I was like dude. obviously at least some of them like you. they're hanging out with you every day. he's like no no like none of them like. me for sure turns out they all like him. and now they all got dressed now they. all got drama about who who likes him.

some of it's true not all. the girl texted him yesterday with drama. okay this is getting way too personal. yeah. um you want to explain uh. use a fake name like Harper did I mean. at this point there uh yeah there's. there's been drama I feel like we should. wrap this podcast up I feel like it's. about time what time are we at uh yeah. we can we can in the podcast you're. about doesn't want to talk about it yes. it's time to go guys.

our drama map's like wow so what. happened and then we flip it on him and. he's like uh guys like we're out of time. unfortunately yeah we gotta fly oh that. went by fast yeah that sure did stop. we're getting you next time okay yeah. you realize we're doing another podcast. soon yeah so we wouldn't just ask what. was the question first kiss and the. drama with all the girls I'll think. about the first kiss I'll generally try. to thank the drama. with your first girlfriend yes okay.

was your second kiss with your second. girlfriend or did you kiss girls in. between no was there's only I only. kissed one girl in between in between. one girlfriend number one and girlfriend. number two I never just kissed girls for. fun yes you did only one I said. oh somebody's eating defensive yeah. I've only won. um yeah are we not rapping stuff. all right guys uh I guess that's the end. of the podcast thank you so much for. watching we'll see you next time.

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