Our First High School Party! *Full Story*
I'm in La my friends are like pull up to. this house party I go out to the. backyard there's like 40 people talking. they're like just throw them in the pool. I'm like yeah who we throw in the pool. and I go over there and it's one of my. like friend/ acquaintances he's laying. on the ground completely gone I'm. yelling out and punching his arm like. wake up they're going to kill you w up. and all these people were like we're. going to throw them in the pool guys I. went to a party this week it was really. fun though what was so fun about it did. you kiss somebody no what the.
[Music]. welcome back guys I have something I. need to bring up what do you what is the. lyric after she keeps on moving from. left to right come a bit closer look in. my eyes what's the next line no what's. the next line CH so wrong what is that. line is it touching is so wrong no it. goes guys I went to a party this no no. please help me with the lyric party no. not we going to find out oh my gosh look. up the lyrics stop being loud oh my gosh. you at me like like continue talking.
Harper while I get the lyrics so he. doesn't have a fre careful to talk okay. they see Ang I won't talk loud we will. have an ASMR podcast you guys fight a. lot searching is so wrong I missed your. right searching is so wrong search yeah. I don't know oh SE is so wrong sorry CH. what about your party yeah I went to one. you went to one and I'm going next. Saturday Harbor guys Harbor went to her. eighth grade dance.
was it a movie no oh yeah last night was. a movie what kind of party was it was it. like an actual I chaperon these parties. do you guys want to see the videos yeah. actually I want to see like I'm talking. to the cops pull up no no if we can't. show the videos did the popo if the. popos don't show up the party was a no. no oh they did no they didn't she's. lying I don't know if I can show y'all. the PO didn't show up the parents did. you remember that party.
what part oh my gosh were they tried to. kill him yes dude so I have saved a. man's life and I have never been. credited for it crazy I have never been. credited for saving this man's life. actually now that I'm thinking about it. I don't even I don't even know if he. told me thank you he could does he even. know he couldn't talk he doesn't. remember talk M he wasn't he wasn't. conscious I I I went I was in LA I'm. like 16 years old 17 years old I'm in La.
my friends are like pull up to this. house party a VidCon party right yeah. it's it's a VidCon I don't know if you. guys know what VidCon is like this you. Troopers event they like pull up to this. to this Airbnb party I pull up and uh. I'm there it's not a very good party you. know people are doing bad things at this. party and I get there and I'm like this. is not the type of party I thought it. was so I was just going to go home and. oh was there no like pretty girl chica. could kiss what the no no they it was a.
fun party besides that like there was. the guy we were taking money from the. guys with the dollar remember oh yeah. yeah but um I go out to the backyard and. they're all like just just like there's. like 40 people talking they're like just. throw them in the pool I'm like wait. what they're all and they're all like. just throw him in the pool I was like. yeah who was throw in the pool and I go. over there and it's one of my like. friends SL acquaintances like I'm not. like best friends with him or anything. you know who he is but yeah I've seen. him around had some conversations with. him another like Creator right he's.
completely. unconscious Ow like I'm talking like I'm. talking like this but not even sitting. he's on the ground intoxicated gone he's. laying on the ground completely gone. I've never seen someone So Gone in my. life and I was like you lift his arm up. and it was just like no literally I was. like they were all about to throw him in. the pool they like that'll wake him up I. was like yo hey wake up I started I. started lifting up his arm dropping him. everything I started I started like. punching his arm I was like I was like.
wake up I'm yelling at and punching his. arm like wake up wake up they're going. to kill you wake up nothing and all. these people that were under the. influence were like we're going to throw. them in the pool like. no no no that's okay that's okay that's. so bad cuz I'm like the only non. influenced person there but I thought. you were an influencer. and all them are you know drinking the. Pepsi and I was but I wasn't and it was.
just me and my other friend and I was. like dude I think it might have been. Parker there I don't know but I was like. okay I was like it's okay well I'll take. him home I'll take him home so I I. texted or call his two best his two best. friends that I know and I was like hey I. got y'all's homie here they're trying to. kill they're trying to kill him they're. trying to sacrifice him but I told him. no to the sacrifice but you should come. get him because and it turned into a mob.
and I was like what do you what do you. want me to do with him he's like this a. 200 lb man just just here and they're. like can you bring him back to the hotel. I was like I guess. so oh we never told this story this is. the funniest thing this like a secret. story like nobody knows this story me. and I never I forgot about this story. till you brought up me and these three. guys we all grab a limb I grab like an. arm and an arm and a leg and a leg we. all.
and we order an. Uber and the Uber comes and we're. carrying this guy outside and he's. hanging like this bro and we're all got. a Lim we're carrying him and the Uber. driver is like no no I don't know what's. happening but no and we were like no no. he's our friend and then he's like uhuh. I got can't I got deny the I'm like no. no no He's Alive okay he's not dead. that's so funny and he I had to talk to. him for a minute and he.
agreed to let him in so I put him in. like the middle of the back seat for. reference cash wasn't that big at this. point it's like you trying to put cash. oh I was small I was like 16 and and. this kid was this kid not not not like. huge but like he's a little thing what's. his name probably 200 lb I can't say. ier no you don't know him no don't we'll. tell you after yeah we can't say nobody. I'll show you who I put him in the Uber. no no no show show her after she might. know kind of she might know I will know. no she won't know either way I put him.
in the I put him in the middle seat of. the back Uber it's just like a normal. little car and I'm on one side and my. friend's on the other and I forgot it. was either my friend Michael or my. friend Parker that were with us I forgot. and we put him in the middle seat and. he's just on leaning on me like this. like oh he's gone and I'm like this I've. never I didn't I didn't know it was. actually possible for someone to. physically like I'm talking a coma like. you cannot wake them up no matter what. you do you could throw him in a pool you. could punch him you do anything gone and. he's he's he's not with us you're like.
you keep having to check if he's still. breathing you're like yeah and I was. like and he's just leaning on me the. whole ride and I'm like and then I got. thrown in my friend he was like and then. when he get tired he throw him back to. me and we pull up to the hotel and me. and my buddy and his other two best. friends come out the the dead guys best. friends and we have to pull through a. hotel like this everybody's just looking. at us. like I think it's funnier that y'all are. literally children like 16year olds. doing this like you want y are like mid.
20s like y are like actually we love. Zach and Cody like you're just pulling. the guy through the. lobby but the guy that like the guy that. was unconscious he was probably like 20. oh he was yeah he old he was older he. was like probably three years three or. four years older than me but yeah I. saved his life I don't know if he ever. texted me thank you or anything but not. he probably didn't know it was you he. probably thought he made it home unsung. hero I'm going to text him actually yeah. I'm going to text him and be like hey so. I did save your life know I saved your.
life like just curious I'll invoice you. so an invoice okay so is your party as. good as that yeah okay it was much. funner let's here put your oh I can't. say anything about it like why it was. fun it was really. fun but like what did you do there. that's it yeah fun yeah that's what you. say when your mom that's how most. parties are you say when your mom ask. you how was school it was fun it all. right no I agree that's how most parties. are it's like yeah it was fun you just. went there and you stood around and. pretended to have fun no that wasn't.
like that there's a new party com no I. swear it you say party company no no no. one of those parties oh like you into. David Busters huh no oh they had a. bounce house what was it no no I. remember my first David Busters trip no. I went my first D buzzers trip was with. my uncle I liked it it was fun yeah I. diarrhea at the restroom yeah so what. happened what happened at this party. that you supposed I was seven um um. basically we had fun um and then at like.
11:30 we all had to get get kicked out. of out of oh my gosh we all had to get. kicked out of the house because we had. to go to the park and um we wait wait. wait wait wait wait your party was at. the park no. I I'm very confused I don't understand. what kind of party this was so basically. I sound more like. daycare after the hour was up we had to. go outside and play the park no I swear. so why did you guys get kicked out of. the house you juice boxes and everything. cuz her mom found like us there and so.
how many people were there 20 her mom. just found 20 people she was like oh. shoot where were these 20 people my. house um and like yeah it it was really. fun though okay what you you said that. so like what was so fun about it at this. party like was there I can't oh she said. she can't say I'll tell you after can. you whisper to me no what did you kiss. somebody. no I didn't I'm kidding what was.
that nothing I didn't I. swear y don't ever ever ever ever tell. me I'm loud that just busted my ear that. was so loud I have never been loud that. might have been the peak of this entire. podcast life does not happen bi-weekly. so why should Payday the money you earn. can be in your hands today with earnin. just download the earn an app and verify. your paycheck then you can access up to. $100 a day as you work and leave an. optional tip any money you access plus.
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probably actually better than my fun. party and Harper's fun party together no. no no I promise you this is better then. both of our parties put together and I. got my nails on they're the longest. nails this party is going to happen. right here right now you know what's. going to happen K wa wait wait before we. start that we finish up talking about. the party right before we talk that's. really good I want to talk about that in. a second but before we get to that at. that same party where you had to drag. the guy out was there two parties in a. row that night or no just one.
I think it was back toback nights at. VidCon at that house because me and you. went back the next night and the cops. were there but before they got there you. robbed everybody I don't think we can. talk about how I robbed robed everybody. it was it was a it was a uh me and cash. scam rob a scam n no who did I okay so. we had uh so when these people were. not they weren't all there. so so can you clarify on that I don't. they were under the.
under the influence influence of my. influence cuz I'm an influencer so she's. gone cash cash is messing with this guy. and he's like yeah I Can Do Magic yeah I. was like oh yeah yeah I Can Do Magic for. sure he goes see this dollar you got a. dollar give okay give me a dollar I need. a dollar to do the magic trick go okay. see it so the guy's like yeah I got a. dollar he's. like which hand is it in the GU like. that one he's like good all right this. time we're going to play for keeps. and then he would you would no no this.
is what happened he would give me a. dollar I'd say ready wash this ready. which hand is it in he'd get it right. I'd be like okay right you got it ready. now we're going to play again but if I. win I get to keep the dollar that's what. I just said how bad are yes but no then. you were going to mess up the second. part okay how wait go ahead okay say the. second part no no I don't want to mess. it. up so then I also had a dollar with me. mhm so I is that did you know that no I. didn't know that okay yeah I also had a. dollar and I would get my dollar. out and I would say you have to guess.
which hand it's in and I and I would. give it to my I gave it to my buddy and. my buddy would go over there and he. would me I was yes but Michael was also. there I think I don't know anyways I. gave it to them they would like put it. on their shoulder right here or if they. had like a shirt pocket like in there or. he would set it sometimes set it on I. would set it on their shoulder yeah he. would yeah he would just set it. somewhere on the person like while we're. all watching the trick so he'd like set. it on the person the dollar and I had. this dollar and I was like.
ready and then I would like throw it. behind him so I had it in either hand. I'd be like which hand is it in and. they'd be like that one i' be. like and then I'd be like now look at. your shoulder and they were. like and I got to I got to C their. dollar yo so how many how many dollars. did you get that night all of them all. the dollars that was a crazy party they. had the entire place the living room in. like do you remember that plastic off. yeah they had plastic wrap over the. entire house that's weird because I feel.
like I missed out on a part of growing. because in high school I never went to. like actual parties parties are bad and. they're not fun no zero fun that thing. I've never experienced it listen like if. you noticed that first story was Cash. leaving the party because it wasn't. funny yeah I was literally leaving I. showed up and I was like that party we. stayed for like 5 minutes and the left. we took their money and left we had to. get out quick no it was fun like like. literally. so I went back from school today and it. was very tiring but fun right yeah it.
was fun like. literally it was really fun and like and. like literally we can you spell it out. for me actually like f t a r t y f u n. party fun anyways um I walked there we. got there it was so much fun we were. walking around the house hanging out. uhhuh having just a. blast I'm I literally I'm trying to. think about like the biggest social. Gathering I've been to rager. really I don't think I I literally you.
never been to a gathering never no one. family a family of like a family gather. social Gathering ever a potlock like no. no no. back what okay okay we're not talking. about that we're going to put that down. just take it from her yeah let me see it. no. no um no I mean obviously my family has. invited me to your family yeah oh I've. been invited out places with my family. and on occasion some friends with your.
family but like I don't know I just. there was never like any parties that I. went to can I have my party now that I. was going to have earlier but you told. me I can't yet sure sure yes so back to. that I'm going to throw a party and it's. about to get wild we go light it up and. everybody's probably wondering like it's. din what the heck am I going to do but. you know what we we'll just start now. enough talk so. Kate is this my first party oh yeah this. is oh this is going to be your first.
party she Kate you're gonna love this. party so Kate have you not thought it's. weird like that you I I was honestly. surprised we got away with this guys I'm. very I'm so shocked she didn't bust down. tears actually I'm very very surprised. that we've gotten this far but as y'all. might notice my. seat is different every episode. no and. no je get I told y'all I was going to. get like a party hey hey hey.
hey glass ball I am sitting. on Kate's books. no no you guys have them the wrong. direction they can't even read our books. I'm sitting on can you not like not are. any of these your favorite oh man oh man. I also have two candles and a lighter. give and uh he intends to break the. candles today no wait no what not that.
one please no you can always buy a new. one no we're today we're getting Kate. she's she's going to get over her. materialism Kate you got to stop loving. the world so much what are you doing the. I'm going to light it. uneven just one side oh no let me smell. it I'm just going to light one side. why would you look at her freak it out I.
just don't understand why would you not. grab a candle I don't like you know I. have candles in them that I don't like. and now one of that kind of be the. purpose of breaking your material we. didn't know which ones you didn't like. we just grabbed some okay what cut talk. to your. mic can you I'm actually why here all. the are we serious I no don't bur that. like that wait wait this candle that's a. Christmas one okay so can I burn it it's. summer you're just going to I mean I'm.
evenly I'll just buy a new one next year. okay so we'll burn the fun one. no no you do it do it do it do it I'm. easily influenced why would you do that. I don't understand I'm going to go to. bath and& body works right after this. and buy that candle again if you burn it. uneven yes she's going to use your money. D that scared of me burning a candle. uneven I don't want it to burn uneven. you need to shut her credit card off. this is unacceptable can you not can you. not burn it uneven oh no can you not.
bur I'm genuinely asking just be a nice. husband for once oh don't don't do it. cash don't light all. three do you want me to light all three. Kate yes I would like you to light all. three oh God what what do I get out of. it hurry K it's time is burning away. what do you mean what do I get out of it. she looks mad she looks real mad right. now just be a good husband I don't know. oh like don't do something I don't want. you to do that's hey how about you you. don't disrespect your husband yeah I.
would never go get something that you. like and purposely just mess it up just. CU don't okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. thank you. honey now I'm going to show you that was. fun give me it now no no I'm gonna I'm. GNA put it out with my fingers no I can. do it why would you do that why would. you put it out with your. fingers oh uh you're not doing it Harper. oh oh. are you okay yeah what in the world you.
need step off the episode this is a not. good for the candle Maverick always says. that look at. that oh I I'd blow it out quick or else. it's going to burn you Kate might freak. out we don't we okay to freak out did. nobody get my joke no what I was like do. you need to step up the. episode oh nobody gets that I thought. you said do you do this stuff off the. episode just let me look at it no you're. just going to make noise let me just. look at it you just want to look at the. candle she wants to make sure it's okay.
I just want to see what it looks like. she needs to make sure it's okay check. your candle hand me that hand me that. lighter is it okay yes it's fine okay. hey hit me that lighter no that's. okay just do it please the lighter maybe. one day may do something nice to I have. a trick what I was nice to you I. literally if I wasn't nice to you I. would have burned it unevenly the other. day yeah or earlier today I walk into my. closet and I noticed like half of my. books are missing and I was like where. are all of my books like the second I.
went in there I noticed it who checks on. their books throughout the middle of the. day all the time to be fair this was. Alex's idea and and I was like well I. guess we can s on the books but I I. tried to I tried to pick out I tried to. pick out the ones I thought you didn't. like the most why would you not just ask. me well because then it defeats the. purpose of like surprise I'm sitting on. your books oh you think if you set on. the candles there I actually when my. books were missing I I thought like well. obviously he's doing something maybe is. doing something.
nice isn't that a silly thought that is. a silly thought gosh I do stuff nice all. the time remember yesterday what did you. do yesterday took her on a date did you. really no where Applebees David Busters. oh and then I said okay like we should. head out now and he reloaded the C I. know I reloaded the c times when you're. like 12 but you know I was ready to. leave the date like cuz we still had. some sh I'm not going to lie I actually. I'm I'm talking trash ready to leave I. would enjoy that date that'd be a fun.
date no it was it is fun it was I had a. lot of fun but it's like we still were. going to shop afterwards and we did and. we did but it's just so I took her to. DAV Busters and shopping no I have. cameras on all of you I Know What You. Did dude I watched her she was zoned out. she came back she had no idea what was. going on she just came back and said. something yeah some of y'all like guys I. feel like y'all don't let Harper talk. I'm telling y'all sometimes she's with.
us sometimes she's not like she's here. she's not with us she's here but she's. more like the kid that I brought home. from the Airbnb she's here but not here. Harper yeah wait wait k wait let Kate. finish her story I was having fun but we. had already been there like an hour. reloaded our card twice like. m a. lot what that story or the party I know. we get to both but you can't have two. conversations going well okay go have. your conversation no no no I want to.
know why you reloaded your card you. already want to know what happened I. want to know why you reloaded your card. twice I just never mind it doesn't. matter take from see now you're upset. her I upset her no one upsets my wife. like that but me okay so and nobody. accepts ex upset oh my gosh nobody. upsets my my friend or takes my toilet. seat without giving me a. lighter oh look I have a lighter.
well maybe that's like the first. sentence anybody's ever said in the. world I think about that all the time. like that's definitely the first and. Maverick says no well me Ecclesiastes. says there's nothing new Under the Sun. so that's just where I'm getting how. about this Bronn Zelmer cleaning gas um. cleaning gas stop sign exit that's the. first sentence that's that's never been. said before well that's not a complete. sentence yeah but it's never been said. before I went to the washing machine. with Bron W Zelmer my mommy and then I. went to are you talking in that order. yes yes and then I went to the dinosaurs.
like for instance this has never been. done before I feel like I should argue. with you just for fun no this has never. been done before well I have a toilet. seat on my knee I got a lighter in my. right. hand yeah cuz they don't move the same. mus your hand exact they don't move the. same muscles and nobody's ever done this. no nobody's ever done this well maybe. that no NOP nope no they can't because I. moved both hands Twisted this put my. foot up but white I mean they might. could have done all that I feel like.
there's odds are like. soone I out of all the people that I've. ever lived I feel like somebody yeah. they haven't moved the same muscles you. mean your. muscles yeah what do you mean the same. like nobody's ever done this no I really. I really probably P someone asked cuz. nobody's ever moved the same muscles. that I have you need to just um give me. that lighter no please give her the. lighter fine you know.
what that was so bad sorry I messed up. let me do it one more time ready. magic ready ready ready that was so. bad yeah how y like that it's just not. that cool what that's not it really. really you make me want to get on my pH. fine k k tell me about how much she. hated our special date that IED to bring. on hate the special date we walked into.
the mall to get jean shorts and he said. you want to go to David Busters and I. was like on a date I said do you want to. go to David Busters on a date why you. leave that part out I said sure we'll go. on David Busters were you already at the. mall yeah we were already at the. mall you can't already be at the mall. then go you see David mustard want go. want to go on a DAT. D you want to go to dve no no it's not. what happen she I brought her on a date. to the mall and since we're at the mall. we have to go into stores for the date.
wait was the mall the date what kind of. mall we were at lunch and I said I need. jean shorts let's go to the mall cuz we. were right next to it let's make a date. of. it which is fine I was like okay I don't. think that works like that no I. literally was like I like spending time. with him yeah let's we'll go to the mall. together and then he was like you want. to go busters yes on a date we went to. the mall together on a date so I could. go to American Eagle and buy jeans on a. date when did cash ask you out on a date. to the mall you know what our first date. we that dve and Busters. when did cash ask you out on a date I I.
don't remember when did you say that you. our first date ever no yesterday when. did you ask me out star think you never. asked her on the date no so we were. sitting at Dave's Hot Chicken and I. said I said I said you know what I need. to take you on a. date hop in my ride I'll take you to the. mall uh evidently I don't think that's. what you said okay no how really went. she said I need to buy some jeans I was. like okay let's go to the mall and on. and we can make a date of it what the.
you did those words don't come out of. cash Baker's mouth okay then what did I. say you said okay we'll go to the mall. but you never said we'll make a date of. it okay that's something Maverick would. say that you would make fun of him for. saying let's go to the. cinema it you'd be like you made a date. of. it remember that one time when Maverick. squealed yeah I remember that yeah you. did it just now you just did it mocking. you. all right fine I didn't take Kate on a.
date I drug her to dve Busters it forced. her to. buy jean shorts no and then I drove home. with a frown on my face and said I hope. you don't ever expect a date for me. that's how that's what really happened. no it was fun we were going to the mall. kind of messed up that's not what. happened guys I I I take I take my my. beautiful wife on a date and what do I. get I didn't ask for it that's not what. happened not what happened you said do.
you want to go in David Busters I said. yeah we went in dve. Busters what MAV I don't know I heard. somebody say over there do we need to. interrupt him so I thought there was. some. problem no. problem so there is a problem there's. like just don't turn around there's no. problem just don't look over there a. problem we're not about to stop the. episode to go back there and plug it in. you know we had a full.
convers Y what okay so they they. unplugged the TV has it been on at all. no okay I started pressing this I was. like I hope you guys don't miss the TV. this episode but the one. oh we're g to try to edit the logo on. right. now I don't think that looks good just. like it was. before just give me that lighter. she so badly wants the lighter I can't.
just like you know for like safety. reasons yeah I a safety person you can. trust me no cuz you're sit on the couch. next to her like you know just feel like. you know like uh hey no also m is not. the person that needs a lighter what one. of y'all will light the couch on fire. you think I'm going to like smoke a. cigarette like what give me the lighter. dude I'm so bored let's make things. interesting me and Har are going to be. over here with a Siggy. like do it cash if you do that I will. give you. $100 100 you give me I'll give you $1.
$101 K how much you. got I got your your credit card to go. buy 15 more books if I want to after. this so oh do it do it do it do it yeah. Do. It um it's please don't and you're also. burning out the gas please don't I would. rather you not do that Logan see here's. my issue mhm please just do everyone. watching at least one p wants me to like. this but but the second I light it. everyone's going to say you're ath.
everyone's going to say why would cash. light that book on fire that is the. worst husb I ever seen they build you. all you dirty little people want to see. me like this y'all want to see this. flame hit Kate's book y'all want to they. do but the second I do it y'all going to. hate me they want to build you up just. to kick you over so just do it they they. really do y'all some nasty people y'. y'all want to see me light poor Kate's. book on fire they're typing in the chat. burn it. ITN but in reality the second I do it.
y'all going to turn on me even though I. was trying to provide you entertainment. but Harper wants to do it yeah oh you. can light her book on fire no Harper's. not going to do it yes she is I will. Harper's not going to do it yes she will. no she won't I'll do it m might give me. that book well see then I'm the bad. husband that gave M the book okay I. won't do. it just give me the book in the liner do. you like this book a lot I haven't got. read that one yet oh no okay can I just.
burn I'm G to burn one random page she. won't know what happens on that page I. want youall to know that I have a book. cart in my room and in my closet and. it's full of that sounds Rich no it's. it's a book cart it's a cart that's. maybe this tall and it just has books. that I've already read and there's a. basket sitting right next to it full of. books that I haven't read and so instead. of grabbing the books that I have read. they grabbed the books I haven't read. well I didn't know there was a basket. for red books in a basket for unread. books yeah.
well either way you shouldn't have taken. my books that's a very rude thing to do. you keep making horrible passes on this. why don't you just grab it bad I feel. like something's going to happen in my. book I'll tell you what I'll give you. the book and the lighter if you can take. take it from my hand okay you get one. hand cash yeah you only get one hand you. get two. hands my hands are. sweaty my hands. my hand was sweaty.
okay wow it wasn't even. hard hand i y y'all know I have sweaty. hand problems was so PR your grandma. beat you an arm wrestling now this kid. okay let. me okay let me get a. better one hand I'm telling. you oh yeah I'm locked down grab from. the bottom Harper yeah grab from the. bottom. oh that is hard W this is hurting me.
watching man handle my books like this. here you go wow just one whole page if I. catch fire then one whole page is that. okay bro or oh my gosh is that okay Kate. what do you mean is it okay no no it's. not. okay the same thing I've been saying. this whole episode do it there's no way. she's going to do it yes oh oh. yes don't worry it's not that bad keep.
going keep going I'm buying a new one. look at this do whatever you want with. it now I'm buying a whole new book. Harper you are my favorite host on the. show ever this is so I can't believe. you're doing this burn it in her house. too burn it oh my. go burn it yo that book that book was. fire that book was hot not not the time. to make jokes you wait let me see the. book real quick I'm going to wait oh.
does it look like I'm reading like a. wizard. book wow I'm learning how to cast. spells dude you're burning you're. burning the. page that is not a good look on her face. well I'm glad we did. that yeah hopefully the smoke detector. doesn't go off oh my goodness Harper. yeah why did you do that uh cuz y'all.
told me to no yeah it kind it kind of. adds an aesthetic to it yeah like see. yeah don't be mad at it's kind of. aesthetically Kate look no is it like. the page is like you want me to keep. doing it I will the page is like look. it's like cool now I like it it looks. better that way do another one you can't. tell me it's not aesthetic do some more. no cuz I already got to buy another one. so I can't really afford to buy anymore. yeah I can do a bunch of are those like. what kind of books are those are those. like anime books light your hair on fire.
no no. yes no I'll do a piece no okay don't. Harper cash fine cash is like I'm not. your manager anymore light up should I. do it oh yeah it's not even attached to. your head. what what the hold on I know it's going. to smell like burnt hair I hate that. smell no you don't smell you. don't you told me to do it wait I got. something I got a fun thing to light on. Fire w hold the flame there for gosh.
that's. weird oh I don't know if y'all can see. that oh I don't know if y'all can see. that on camera so what what kind of. books are those the like anime anime the. only books you're into our anime what's. your favorite book Kate do you do you is. your dream to like cosplay is one of. your anime books with cash you and him. could be like cos what what cosplay. would you two do like Tangled and Flyn. Rider I don't think that counts as. cosplay wow I guess it does dress up as. cartoons okay yeah dress up as I guess I.
have read some of those books actually. okay well what's your favorite book ever. no not that I'm sitting on just your. favorite book ever o I don't know gosh. Ah that's a hard. question y are not going to know the. book I say I feel like you guys could. dress up as like Drax and Gamora I don't. know who what the is that thing y'all AR. going to know it doesn't matter well. just tell it the audience might know. okay The Inheritance games. love that one this the one girl the book.
no you're thinking of a different one. it's called The Inheritance games it's. about a girl she's 17 and she's homeless. and Liv a small town world no I mean. she's just a girl I think she lived in. New York or something I don't know. anyways dream yes on my. podcast I can't that's sit in my head. all day I you new my ex sorry I I'm not. I'm do you know what that is wait up. brother no oh he's actually you know do.
you know what she's saying honestly. let's buice things up one of my exes do. you know yeah yeah yeah yeah it's AWA uh. Jo has sworn off JoJo siwa so he has no. death on my podcast oh yeah but she did. that as like somebody else said that. first Emma Emma Chamberlain said it. first no yeah Emma Chamberlain said it. first she said probably one of my exes. yeah well some no no no no jo yeah Jojo. said it joj was on a red carpet and Dre.
somebody else said it on the red carpet. before Emma or before. her I don't um it wasin it was. definitely JoJo no she's definitely I'm. telling you JoJo did it first oh my gosh. honestly one of my. acces JoJo has an iconic. voice shei shei does have a crazy like a. unique voice um has such an amazing. voice.
hey sorry sorry hey y'all can y'all come. back to reality here sorry I got to oh. they goes gravity over everybody's like. cash talks all the time of the podcast. look I'm not going to talk they're just. on their phone guys do you guys like. want to see me also surprisingly these. these books are one of the most. uncomfortable chairs I've sat on yet. well you should just get off of them hm. oh man oh no no please be careful with. them they helps K this is hurting me. more than it's hurting you no it's not. though that's the thing physically I. mean can you maybe just get off my books. now you got you made your joke you sat. on my books haha so funny you caught one.
of my books on fire and I'll just stop. sitting on them now put that through. your arms can you please put it through. your arms that's so bad for your for my. books and my butt trust me my butt is my. butt is getting some knowledge I'm just. going to inspect my books after and if. they're messed up I'm going to buy new. ones what why it didn't hurt the words. words still there well because actions. don't hurt your words what that me. actions hurt more than words just try to. put it AR H and I stand I will stand by. that till the day I die actions do not.
hurt wait words do not hurt more than. actions yeah actions hurt way more I. even got hit by a car that hurts more no. I could I could say whatever I wanted to. Harper right now to try to hurt her. feelings you could say a lot of things. and hurt her feelings but if I threw. this at Harper I promise you this is. going to hurt more don't do. it actually please do it what are you. doing no please just put it through your. arms and feel my uncomfortableness when.
it when the literal toilet seat went. around my whole entire thing like my. whole entire arm I think they saw that. episode it was insane like it was so. funny like I was like stuck I I got. stuck and then I wanted cash to feel. feel like that feel the pain so can you. please do it now I did it on that. episode just do it again okay so har was. losing her mind today losing it Harper. do you read books at all no oh I'm not a. book born you definitely you have to. read but yeah wait what you what like. what type of books do they make you read. in school none I mean they they tried to.
get before I actually liked reading they. tried to make me read and stuff and like. I just didn't there's websites that give. you the answers to all the questions. they'll ask you Tuesday Tuesday yeah. Spark Notes you just look up like oh I. should say that read the books the. teachers give you but I didn't what did. you say ma' what's the thumbnail thil oh. the thumbnail of this podcast is it the. dead is you carry the dead person out so. hey you guys get you guys get a look. into what it's like when we didn't come. up with a thumbnail so uh should we.
title it something about the party. or I can bring up that one story that I. said was a good thumbnail that I haven't. told you yet bring up that I don't know. if the the bot that you care the house. House parties are good uh actually house. party gone wrong could be good no um nah. we'll talk about this guys we get Kane's. brother huh can we get Kane's brother. can we get Kane's brother yo we're to. B's phon. this half the time on their phone yeah.
not though Harper is just honestly. you're just a chronically on your phone. teenager so yo she just said don't let. them judge you brother brother she just. said wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait wait wait let me see your phone. real quick no no I promise I'm not going. to do anything bad no you're I'm not I'm. not going to do anything don't give it. no no no I promise he just want to see. your screen time how did you know that. cuz you're so predictable cash okay I. want to see your screen time. dang what do you mean how do you know I.
wanted to see your screen time obviously. you want to see your screen time what do. you mean I was just asking for a phone. there's the infinite amount of things I. could have done on there well I just. said she's on her phone all the time six. hours guess her screen time per week or. per day day um oh per day is like 12 14. school she can't daily average that's. why it's so high it's cuz she's in. school no you can't be on your phone in. school right oh yeah um daily. average uh daily average want to go 10. I'm going to go.
13 what is it well it depends on your. week I mean. honestly it's pretty crazy your uh. almost a month ago your week your daily. average for the week was 2 hours and 30. minutes what you do the next week it. went up to 11 hours today she she was on. oh she was on vacation or something the. 9 hours and 17 and then 7 hours okay so. I was the closest like 10 hours 11 hours. days a huge difference not on my phone. that long that's crazy seems like it.
that's actually crazy today you've been. on it for 4 hours and 2 minutes I say. that but I don't even know what my. screen time is 1 hour YouTube 1 hour Tik. Tok 30 minutes Pinterest what's your. screen time have I can assure you I was. not on Pinterest for 30 minutes you want. you want Pinterest I was not I was on it. for one minute one minute brother my. time brother special team special place. my screen time. is 5 hours yeah I have the shortest. screen time of all of y'all so screen. time is 3 hours 3 hours she reading too.
many books okay yeah you're reading time. is more than that so and her TV time. Kate be Kate be a TV Watcher I am like a. sticky iPad kid she just carries her. MacBook around and watches Netflix all. day well that's cuz like I don't okay I. don't like short form content I think. it's bad for us so I watchflix what how. is that worse than long form content um. I just think that short form content is. this this is revolutionary wait. everybody listen Kate's going to give us.
a lesson on why short form content is. worse than long form I think that short. form content has just ruined people's. attention spans but long form I think. that if you can sit down and watch a two. and a half hour movie and be fine you're. fine in life they've been doing that for. years and years and years but short form. content just started happening like. these last few years I was literally. talking to one of my sister's friends in. high school and she was like oh I tried. to watch a movie the other day and I. couldn't probably it was a bad movie no. she was like she was like I just wanted. to get on my phone and watch Tik Tok.
that's all people don't have the. attention span to sit down and watch a 2. and a half hour movie anymore probably. probably a bad movie just no good movies. coming out no more okay not like they. used to be like how many people would. and if you have two hours of your free. time how many people are going to turn. on a movie versus just sit on their. phone and do something on their phone L. agree I don't care about your Springtime. I don't care about your movie time y'all. just asked me what I care about you just. asked me it's taken from you take him. from the rich take him from the poor.
take from the. homeless take everything Robin you I'm. in the hood Rob Rob. you special teams special special. players Tuesday that was. funny I was. bored my screen time six hours it's a. genie and a model M's in a longdistance. relationship though so he's probably his. FaceTime a lot of that yeah like all. your FaceTime give me that I gave you. everything no no no no give me.
specifically your FaceTime oh give me. specifically your FaceTime this is my no. let me see let me see let me see no let. me see six it he's not showing the. correct thing 3 hours let me see it bro. let me see it what's your problem see he. doesn't want me to show his. FaceTime Harper I got pictures of her M. let me see it yeah all right dude M. nobody can see this feel very excluded. huh is that AI I feel very excluded yo.
like I'm involved in this podcast nobody. can see these pictures I'm screen. recording I'm not as important this. podcast as the rest of you guys those. are all AI aren't they they're not AI. these are real photos why are yall. fighting over a dog oh my gosh that has. to be AI what are you talking about. she's a real person Harper Harper. doesn't believe she's a real girl what. the that's one arm is she an dancer. yeah oh God what's going on in me what. why do you judge me so hard I'm not I. don't those are not real what do you.
mean it's not real I'm glad that the. viewers know exactly what's right now. they I screen recording that does not. look real that does not look real she's. a real girl yeah I know she's a real. girl but like those photos don't you. know why you think that because the. pictures were taken horizontal and. Maverick. used to make it vertical that's not what. I was showing her oh yeah well well we. wouldn't know because you weren't. showing us oh the photos at my party. look you being all rude so y'all will. know that I'm at a party and I'm not. just at a am I crazy for being annoyed.
when we're on a podcast and people just. get on their phones am I crazy to. exclude you no no like it's like this. we're in the middle of a podcast we are. in a conversation no no no no we're in. the middle of podcast and both both y. both of y'all are just like. this well we're trying to be like Logan. Paul like hey that's much better with. y'all like that so yeah back to the very. beginning of this podcast there's no way. that oh yeah at my party yeah why you. keep saying it was fun but like what was. really fun it was fun everything was fun. like I'm not joking everything was fun. what was fun what did you do I can't say.
did you play games yeah I played board. games monopoly BL did you win no yeah I. you didn't no but we also watched this. boxing match oh you watched UFC 300 yeah. yes that was so good yeah and then. there's like this girl bleeding. everywhere that as special teams special. plays special players. brother okay and then we were drinking. red bulls he. hey oh that.
was a that's. not what was that oh don't do that you. know that one thing where you like it. and then you oh oh a. thing okay why are you not on your phone. I don't like being on my phone hey h you. don't like being on your phone do youall. see see how much dead this has been no. what are you talking about that was so. dead so dead I'm I think that was the.
only time we've been able to. successfully talk without you. interrupting huh do you like this thing. yes you want to play Frisbee with it. later yeah I'm down now now I don't know. if that would work very well Tuesday now. Tuesday now break our TV now go get. open y are going toen 18 he's trying to. intercept it don't let him intercept it. okay. oh. man oh man I really tried oh my gosh.
imagine she just chunks that that's so. scary no hurt so. bad on my knee bro your mic is down. Harper Harper har your mouse mic L just. anged D well she just tried to kill me. toil SE hit my knee right here with this. no no not. no it's better like no no just hit my KN. with.
that I know it's not real wait yeah do. it again do it. again do it again no do it do. it yeah you're not. even why did you have to mess it up. that's like the lamest thing you've ever. tried to do this podcast so that was. like embarrassing bro no it's actually. working it's actually working for me I. know sometimes L does work doing that it. does I'm like. okay it works when cash does it to me it.
doesn't does it to you yeah um. also what okay uh I had something I've. been meaning to bring up Maverick does. not know that this has happened in our. neighborhood but wait what happened in. our neighborhood oh no he just crushed. the books okay oh my goodness he just RI. the. books okay listen I'm ordering new ones. right now no I'm buying them right now. no noing them right.
now don't care I don't care care ni your. books this was an accident I don't care. if it was an accident I still need to. get new ones no this is I'm going to get. it this is bad no no not yet not yet no. I'm ordering them right now no don't why. stop ordering that's like $200 I know I. know those boooks are expensive look. look look look look we don't know which. ones are broken so don't just go order. 50 books I can see it hey you turned the. lamp off by you I can. see wow I can see that you it's not that.
bad completely ripped the box I feel. like we should check some of those books. out make sure they're. appropriate I can see that you literally. destroyed the Box yeah we should yeah. hey hey we want to go through the books. you're going to ruin them stop L it was. an accident okay it's not an accident I. told you I told you we can order the new. ones if I break them yeah but it takes. forever to get in I'm going to order a. new one cuz you ripped it okay that's. fine. but you were telling me to stop ordering. stuff well because you look like you.
were going crazy trying to just order a. bunch of things right now just just just. calm down relax and can we all get off. our phones I was just looking up her. book says that it gets very very spicy. which one no I'm. kidding anyways like I was trying to say. before the books fell um yeah what. happened to the. neighborhood was there an earthquake our. neighborhood. is uh cruel Prince is under attack what.
God's Wrath wait what because uh did you. know that our neighborhood was built on. a hill yeah so you know how all those. houses keep getting struck by lightning. yeah you remember how I told you that. you remember how I told you this a long. time ago yeah but okay but that's not. the end of the story no okay so you know. how that one caught on fire no yeah. what yes so you remember uh you know you. know and me and you and Alex and Kate. were all here sleeping and we all said.
we woke up and said God I'm sorry I'm. sorry please don't we heard we were. sleeping like a month ago and we heard K. boom and we were like the whole house. woke up and we were like oh my gosh uh. yeah so turns out three doors down their. house caught on fire wow the fire. department showed up and everything and. their house like they they can't live in. it for like six months now cuz it like. it burnt like it burnt burnt it's like. gone no it's not gone but like it it. burned from the inside out the one guy.
because the wires from the electrical it. caught the electrical on fire so it. burned like inside the house just. engulfed it was no outside looks fine. inside po what yeah outside the house. they cooked it from the inside like a. microwave huh that's not what Charlotte. told me Charlotte's our elderly neighbor. oh Char what Charlotte tell you. Charlotte knows all the all the juice. Charlotte does know all the juice in the. neighborhood I will say what did. Charlotte say Charlotte said that it. wasn't the Flames it was the water dam. damage from the fireman putting the fire. charotte oh knows nothing well so but.
there was a fire yeah there was a fire. which sounds pretty like a pretty bad. fire list guys Texas is in like super. flat like it's super flat like from our. house though we live like 20 mil away. from Dallas we're on the only Hill like. I'm not like I'm not a mountain like a. hit like this like it. goes a hill but everything else is so. flat 20 miles away we can see Dallas we. can see Fort Worth the skyline at night. we can see we can see everything as far.
as you can see but anyways the crazy. part about this is how the house. freaking caught on fire but because. we're on that Hill lightning yes and we. like after the house caught literally. caught on fire we were like what and we. get on the neighborhood page apparently. this neighborhood which was only built. like seven or eight years ago three. houses have caught on fire from. lightning in this neighborhood I'm that. one photo of my houseu okay. so okay so listen hey guys there's only.
about 100 houses in this neighborhood so. you're telling me I should put that back. in I should probably should proba put. that thing back in I was like how have. three houses been struck in our 100. house neighborhood yeah we got to put. those smoke alarms back up we got to. install sprinkler system yeah so our. house is definitely catching on fire and. we're like at the peak of the point too. yeah we're like the highest part and I. was like we're lucky it hit the lower. people and not us but there a couple. houses over we literally are it's like. just wait or we we' be on fire right now.
and the craziest part is is all of us. woke up I woke up Kate woke up Maverick. woke up Alex woke up we all woke up to. this Kaboom which clearly shook the. whole house man like it clearly could. hit our house we thought I was like wow. it sounds like it was literally right. outside our house here here's how loud. it was all of our car alarms W went off. yeah the whole all the car alarms were. like w w at like 3:00 a.m. and I'm just. looking out my window like this is not. good this is you know what really stupid. of us none of us checked to see if our. house was on fire well no no no I.
got I got up and looked around I was. like it looks fine we all just we all. just went back to bed like wow that. lighting could have literally struck our. house you're telling me after lighting. strikes your house you're going to go. outside the chest I me no three houses. down they were burning I'm not going out. to look that's how I di what so I get. struck one time I need struck my house. just struck I'm staying in house. not going outside be standing in the.
water no you know our Grandpa got struck. by lightning twice what yes my mom the. odd to that my mom's baseball friend. yeah of being struck by lightning. [Laughter]. twice no he did the odds being struck by. lightning twice in one day are extremely. low one day what do you mean one day yo. I would be so mad if I got struck by. lightning and that same day I got struck.
by lightning. again but why is that even an option. twice like what it says the odds are one. and 13,000 which is a lot less than I. thought it would be that's not that high. that's not that high you're tell me. 13,000 people one of. them one. day there's no way is possible there's. no way I hope I don't ever get struck by.
lightning cuz I really don't want to. like sorry hi let's see what are you. sing to me. Alex okay well I'm waiting I don't see. nothing okay if I can sh my lighting. twice dude that would be so should I. screen record okay okay wait Harper yeah. this man got struck by liting twice no. way on. video oh oh he. no he's down no this poor man and does.
he say he got to get up get up dude. imagine what he's. thinking well he's probably try him. again come on stop oh he's getting up. don't move just stay. there there's no way there's no way it. hits him again if it hits him again he's. just like he need to go he just needs to. just wait the video's long we're almost. there are we. yeah oh my gosh come on no is he getting.
back up yeah he's going to his car he's. like covering his. head did it get him again yeah I looked. away right when I got him again dude how. did you get struck by lightning twice in. like 60 seconds not twice in one day. twice in 60 seconds covered his head. like please don't hit me you're not. supposed to get up if you get dude no. one if that wasn't caught on camera no. one would believe him I got struck Okay. and like 30 seconds I get my up and he.
struck me again I mean he would show the. battle scar and everyone would be like. okay dude. okay no imagine dud back in the old days. and they just got there's no shot no. one's you we talking about this the. other day who okay was it Benjamin. Franklin like kind of discovered like. not discovered but like what you say. Benjamin Franklin I got a lot of those. yeah Benjamin Franklin was looking up at. lightning and like man how high you. think he was to look at lightning and be. like I'm gonna I'm gonna try to get that.
no was it Thomas and Edison no that's. light bulb but that man that man had to. be on something to look at lightning be. like yeah imagine before electricity. before electricity was a thing you're. that guy that goes I'm going to I'm. going to capture that lightning and. they're like okay buddy and he's like. I'm going to try a string to a key on a. kite I am. and shock. myself like what is that what he did.
yeah he Ted guess he Ted like a key or. something to a kite and flew it and he. was trying to get it to strike lightning. I think it struck his no he did um a big. metal pool your mic no it. definitely. happened lightning rod that's right yeah. she knew it I knew it like and Benjamin. Franklin he created um yeah yeah to. learn about man yeah you know did you. know Benjamin Franklin created the Tesla. I think so yeah he cuz what's it called.
in school he like had a didn't he have. like a tea on his forehead and then. later Elon Musk became like the head. owner yeah something like that cuz. they're like related right that's his. dad and Benjamin Franklin is Elon musk's. or Grandpa and Donald Trump no he. Grandpa Benjamin Franklin lived many. lives ago do you know how old America is. only 200 years old actually yeah yes. we're relatively new here so El musk.
would have to be 159 years old cuz Ben. from Franklin died at 61 yeah so his. grandpa so there was a dad in between so. oh yeah Elon Musk is a little old right. like no it's not they're not related. they're not related oh but they are. because he created the lining Bol or he. created giv me a headache no he created. the Tesla Benin Franklin had a tea on. his forehead because he created the. Tesla Elon Musk was thought that was an. insir this information is. not true in case y'all are wondering no. I learned it in school you know my house.
the house I grew up in got struck by. lightning and then you know what also. happened my house did too no it didn't. yeah I did no I video and the tree next. to our house also got struck by. lightning twice what and then the other. you just throw twice out no it got. struck by lightning twice and then the. other tree got struck by lightning as. well so you're telling me right house. your house your tree twice twice your. other tree and your grandpa's twice and. these trees are and these trees are. within yeah I just wouldn't go to that.
house honestly that's probably not a. good idea in a storm yeah if you don't. want to get struck by lightning do not. show up to our house but dude that. terrifies me knowing that my house can. get struck by lightning or did get. struck by lightning no and it could just. be on fire and I would just go back to. sleep no like your house is on fire. smoke alarms will go off awake you would. have to jump out SMS will go off maybe. not Maverick's cuz Maverick unplugged. his but ours would go off. wait guys what would happen if if like.
we like what if we had to jump out of. the window oh me I'd be fine I'd be. chilling I used to playing that when I. was a kid how I would do it yeah me too. how I wouldn't how I didn't want to open. my window you know you can like slide. your window up and open it I would like. mentally prepare like I'm going to grab. that chair and smash my window so I can. get out oh I still do that low key. sometimes a bed no we would just our. window you know Maverick what when when. we were growing up we had a bedroom and. then when we got older we wanted. separate bedrooms so my parents built a. wall like an actual wall in between our.
bedrooms wait what did I do but no not. you so then we only had one window one. window in our bedroom but when we built. the wall I got the window and Maverick. had no window so Maverick had a bedroom. with no window so he looked like a ghost. so yeah there was no yeah basically Liv. in a. closet and they built a sliding door in. between our rooms so he would have a. fire escape. a but you had two door. anyway you had three doors in your. bedroom yeah but over there he had three.
doors and no window listen our house the. constructively okay wasn't the most. thought out I guess dude I remember when. like as a kid they there was a show we. watched this guy snuck out of a like a. three-story prison window with toilet. paper there's no way yep I think why. wouldn't you just jump no no cuz it was. like three or four stories he scaled the. with he to get out the window he took. the toilet paper rolled it into long. pieces and then braided it.
together and it held there's no way that. helds yep dude I got to know what toilet. paper they using cuz I be wiping it and. be getting on my hand because it's so. fragile I'm like uh. huh oh wait is that not wait y'all tell. wait okay so I'm GNA get off the podcast. wa that is happened to you guys I I I. don't want to be here what this wait is. that not normal what all have you. touched in this no no no no no. you're going to get us demonetized you. can't play music no that was normal.
music he just touched your phone all. right thanks for watching guys we'll see. you next time. [Music].
