Our Cringy Middle School Messages!

he said good morning Katie I love you so. much are you going our Snapchat messages. oh I am no no no please M of course I'm. going to call you pretty cuz you are and. that's my job to take care because. you're just a little girl so I have to. protect you oh oh I'm hating. this my gosh we have one more thing what. it's in that drawer as Harper's special. request no I'm being s real Harper I'll. is it taser I promise I'll tase you I. promise no. no sacrifice SA.

sacrifice sacri what sacri what. sacri sacrificing me someone today will. be turned into a human pancake what and. be eating eating by who yes I don't know. who to do the eating better be the. dog can I borrow her real quick who. wants to turn cash into a human pancake. first what does that even mean breath. stinks because do human what do you. likeup or peanut buty Cash's nose wait. pause what you saying Kenzie nding I say.

nding what are you saying no please get. that dog away from me Kenzie Kenzie get. that dog away from me it has the breath. of s I'm telling you a she loves her dad. please help breae in his face honey no. please open her mouth nice and wide. wait I know it'll help no get get away. from me oh. yeah you just spit on he's spitting on. me peanut butter on his face I am using.

my self defense hey where did that come. put that on his face and she'll lick it. can you no so for real don't do that no. no no no no. no I'll freak you up I'll freak you up. I'll freak you up do it I'll take you. and I'll I'll put you in the bottom of a. I'll put you in the bottom of that can. I'm telling you m put it on his. face no sacrificing sacrifice sacrifice. it's funny cuz he had no idea I brought.

the peanut butter I did not that's stay. on the wall all right put it on his face. he's going to freak me up if I get out. oh yeah I will your face is going to. turn into a peanut butter sandwich. there's a knife right there be very. careful can you can you no no this is a. you this a you you want to treat oh. she's licking her lips oh she wants that. that dog licks peanut butter off my face. swear honey harer no okay don't it's on. my lips it's on my lips don't.

honey don't you want some peanut but oh. oh does please honey sacrifice him. please honey sacrif honey sacrifice. honey nice to me honey don't man your. dog is so broken don't look it it. appears to me that. honey tear you don't get let's try surup. no where did come from all right. seriously where did that even come from. I I just bought that from the store. don't ruin it all right hey y'all my. peanut Butter's drippy my that is kind.

of gross it's about to hit the ground. it's about to hit the ground my peanut. Butter's drippy I got it I got it oh you. got it I mean you were one second too. late you might use the knife to put or. just yeah squirt it straight on his face. are you sure don't get it on the nozzle. because that's the only syrup we have. for the rest of the week oh I I'll be. din okay no my dog don't honey don't. like syrup why you put that on me honey. syrup it's like the same thing come on. no no no no Harper Harper you got it sit. down thanks k sit I got me I would kill.

somebody he's a dude he's fine here come. here come here K come here let me wait. wait wait wait wait wait let me tell. Kate a. secret yeah just let me out I'm not. letting you out come just let me out. you're you're psycle for that let me out. what the I promise I'll hold I'll hold. up my end of the bargain man no but I do. have. to what are you what are you. doing are you letting me out or what. come on honey come on what where they.

going going okay that was not part of. the deal I'm not holding that b into the. bargain anymore open Harper come on hey. I try to get as much in your mouth as. you can cash otherwise it's going on. your face I'm not going to lie I was. kind of confused when you said who wants. to turn cash into a pancake but now I. understand now I understand what you. meant um and peanut butter on pancakes. though okay does actually open your. mouth I promise you I stuck on like a. little baby come on oh well now it's. ru get that dog that dog a I don't want.

no part of that dog no please no no no. no. no no please please no no I'm scared of. dogs seriously the teeth and everything. she got big teeth no no I don't like big. dogs I don't like big dogs no please I. really don't like big dogs keny no no. please k no K I don't like. yummy. y she's Li yummy yummy no still licking. no don't.

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2025 don't get out you're not allowed. honey stop he's trying so. hard do you want to drink. this come. here okay this tape is actually way. stronger than I expected come here do. you want to drink come here no Harper I. don't want to drink the syrup okay try. to turn him into a taco no. me you ever done the little like yeah.

the slapping train yeah yeah yeah no all. right she's going to slap you and then. you slap her. oh my. God. yo I'm sorry I'm awake now did you drop. Peanut Butter on the ground now get what. are you doing bro oh no Stella I'll come. for you that hit my eye. okaye that one hit my can someone rub my. can someone rub my eye seriously that my.

eye map please they hurt that feels like. a rock map it feel it seriously Feels. Like a Rock no still have it that. seriously feel M please stop please stop. please it literally feels like rocks are. hitting me here we go we got this is not. the Stone Age please stop stoning me m. stop stoning me oh stop it okay watch. out you're going to catch fly de brief. oh. please now let's suffocate him yeah use. the plastic bag to suffocate thanks babe.

I really appreciate this isn't she so. sweet getting the peanut butter off your. face that she put there yeah that she. put I'm not going to lie that first slap. Harper did to me really woke me up man I. was a little doozy but not. now what was the point of that game just. to hit him H I don't know yeah wait why. am I even tied up uh I don't know we. have one more thing one more gift sit. down H what it's in that drawer as. Harper's special request no I'm being so. real Harper I'll I'll tase you I'll tase.

you I'll tase you actually you won't cuz. you take to the wall I'll tase you I. will grab that and I will tase you back. I mean so for real I will I will tase. you as soon as I get out right in the. leg get him right in the leg I'll tase. you as soon as I'm out of here I'll zap. you so hard she literally goes marick do. you have a taser I was like you. requested that yeah I I can make that. happen well you're requesting your own. downfall let me tell you because I will. I promise I'll taste you I promise no. not the face not the face do not taste. his face what if I got stuck no no. seriously no that's not funny that's not.

funny say your. prayers what say hey say I'm not a baby. I'm a man no no seriously say it say. prot Stella I'm. not you're scar St shock this she. shaking look at Stella like that honey. ran off and now she's sitting in okay. please dear Lord please stop it please. hey say it I'll I'll leave you alone for. right now but you have to respect my. commands. what when I get out of here I'm making.

taco soup with Harper and I'm going to. tase her while her face is in the taco. soup what what the heck once you get out. of here you're going to stick your. finger right here and I'm going to press. the button once I get out of here you're. going to have one less pinky toe what. the what okay the taco soup threat was. kind of wild but that was just gruesome. when I was 10 I accidentally poured. gumbo on myself and I had third degree. burns all over my chest gumbo you were. eating gumbo she would pour gumbo on. herself if there was someone. accidentally pour gumbo. onel it's this girl guys should I get.

mug how about chain y see my Chain Swing. okay seriously that scares me every time. my heart drops about five decimals how. would you like him to address you the. rest of the episode address me yeah yeah. I'm very dressed wrongly honestly for. the episode today's episode is sponsored. by acorns save more money was the most. popular New Year's resolution in America. clearly a lot of us feel like our money. is slipping through our fingers but with. acorns you don't need to feel like that. you also don't need to be an expert.

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I'll call you Queen me cuz I'm okay no. har Harper Harper no she has a name Har. yes Queen be I shall bow down to Queen. be don't please don't sh me my name is. Queen Bee call me that from now well low. key we could leave cash up here for like. 24 hours and there'd be nothing he could. do about it oh my goodness duct tape to. the wall duct tape to the wall for 24. hours PE my pants which would slowly. loosen the tape on my frontal area and. then I would slide out just like butter. e you'll pee like butter you'll pee.

slidey or stay stuck to the wall and. your pants will be burning oh yeah. either that or I just be stuck up here. with wet pants and then you have like a. diaper rash like a four who diaper cash. got this chain at our meet and greet and. he's been wearing it every day since. yeah y'all see my Chain Swing Go Away. Your Chain Swing like like when he's out. and he's wearing the chain I don't think. he realizes that nobody really knows. what that means and they're just like oh. nobody knows what a chains means no they. don't know what LOL they're just like. LOL must laugh a lot out loud I do laugh.

a lot out loud did you break some not. anymore what oh what what just happened. what was that noise oh well uh snot was. coming out my nose so I went wait what. is that you stop your nose up with when. C swims underwater he uses his lip I do. to plug his nose sometimes I plug my. nose under water you how normal people. plug their nose like this Cas uses his. fat lip I plug my nose like this when I. go underwater. [Laughter].

oh my gosh crazy because it's real. you're not lying no I'm not lying no. water gets in my nose last year we I had. this friend and I was swimming with him. in this pool and he saw me underw and he. came up he was like what was that I was. like what he's like you went underwater. and I was like oh this and I never. realized normal people don't do that. that's I'm so for real if you ever see. me swimming in a pool I'll just be. swimming like this what if you're you're. like literally Dory freaking you're. sucking in your nose so hard what if. your lip just moved and you just sucked.

up a ton of water what if I just sucked. up my lip on accident what look look. look it's like. this I don't know how you see it so well. the veins in his neck y'all can't see. from this side but it's like he running. don't do. that that deserves a taste I think that. deserves a taste five big taste taste. taste. T big. days that's crazy seriously can y'all. explain to me I'm duct tape to the wall.

this episode now uh just for fun. honestly uh we you see somebody forgot. to get you a chair this episode so that. was what we resorted to I'm just going. to hold it against his leg you're scared. me putting it on yourself she has. control K I actually don't know why. you're duct taped to a wall Alex why am. my duct tape to the wall fill her do you. see her shaking she is terrified budget. for the chair oh my God no budget for. the chair that seems like a lousy reason. cuz duck hugging herself to me she's. like she scared is she scared of the. taser yeah yeah why is your dog is like.

cuddled up with Pap right now poor. Stella you know when people say like if. you go to hit a child or a dog and they. I'm sorry wait back it up what did you. say if you like raise your hand like. your like just raise it and a child or a. dog flinches cuz they think they're. going to get hit then it's like oh. they've been hit I Flinch every time why. is your dog flinching to the taser noise. because I've seen you Lally your dog KY. I've seen M hit the dog she has she has. an electric the dog I give her a. spanking every once while listen an. electric fence is going to feel a lot. better than a big 18wheeler just dead.

white yeah this is true y'all can hate. us for the electric fence but honey. tried to dip out her first night here. yeah St that Stella digs under the fence. jumps over the fence runs through the. fence she literally goes through the. fence she got herself lost one night it. was like midnight and Kinsey's like. Stella's gone and like we had home girl. is not lost she knew exactly where she. was no I think she was lost you think I. think she didn't know where she was by. the time we found her but kiny didn't. have the air tag on her for this one. time Stella Got lost the air tag wasn't.

on her and so we drove around at like. midnight for like an hour looking for. her and she was in the middle of the. road when we found her yeah so so that's. why we have an electric fence I gave her. CPR and revived. her we me no but that dog literally runs. through the fence one time it it likes. to run and bounce Casper bro no it likes. to run and bounce off the fence and do. like a little back flip thing it goes. boom with both feet but both feet on the. fence but one time her feet slipped and. her head went into the fence and she. rammed a hole through the fence with her.

head she had her. head at my old house did I ever tell you. all that story I was on the uh phone. like FaceTime with somebody and all of a. sudden I hear Boom and I like look out. the door Stella's head is in the fence. and I was like St I like think she's. hurt she walks like I walk over to her. she like pops her head back out of the. fin she just wags her tail and moves on. I'm like you just headbutted the heck. out of that 2x4 and you just that's. crazy still a hole in the fin she broke. a hole the hole in the fence is like. this big it's just a hole where her head.

is so tough for no reason like you can. push her around she be shaking over look. at how scared she is no she's faking it. she just wants atten it she's like I. don't want to go back downstairs yeah I. well honey ran off a second ago and I. was scared she was pooping somewhere oh. there's a good chance this morning I. wake up to just no no no no I think I. woke the whole house up with that one. you I didn't wake up really I never. heard that shower.

I was like kiny and I were in the. kitchen and kiny turned around and she's. like what and I look over and freaking. honey is squatting down right on her. carpet trying to poop and I run I never. ran so fast in my entire life I I picked. her up and she literally I'm not even. joking as she had poop coming out of her. butt when I was she was walking her out. the. door that's going to be me once I get. out of here why would you see that he's. going to make a name for himself I'm. going to make a mess everywhere what no. with myces hole behind you we just put a. bucket on that side why would you do.

that with my. FEC there is a hole back there we could. like pull his pants. down pulling my pants down behind the. hole in the. wall no one will be doing that to me you. could go tase his butt if you tase my. butt I might like it okay go for it no. no no CH don't taste my buted okay I'm. you should thank Stella cuz that's the. only reason I'm not tasing you or. threatening you right now it's cuz.

Stella looks scared yeah I can't wait to. hang you upside down by your ankles what. over the. freeway he's going to stand on a bridge. if I tase myself can I tase you no you. no you should if I tase you that if I. tase you you can tase me we all know how. you fake. things she there wasn't one no I feel. like she'll actually tase herself I will. that's a really big taser to be carrying. around you'll be able to know if she. does cash also wait where did we get.

that I just found it in the garage. really I know none of you guys believe. me but I did taste myself once with the. taser no you didn't like this told you. none of them would believe me but I did. it feels have you done this one no it. just feels like this like like a dog. like kind of biting you like this like. it doesn't go through your whole body. def yeah it doesn't feel that bad it. just feels like dog Hur it hurts I don't. like it I've been hit about 20 times. with one probably why so I'm good we. used to tase ourselves all the time and. tase each other okay. to.

quirky like a what are you doing cash. what you're so weird y know y you don't. you don't understand no I do get it cash. yeah there's always that one person. that's like oh I'm so weird i i i i e. ketchup I eat ketchup with my potatoes. I'm the weird girl I dip my fries in my. milkshake yeah I'm so weird you want to. understand I'm so weird and it's like. the most like normal thing ever it's. like actually did you know everybody. does that okay well where where's the. place where it won't hurt the.

most probably probably his calf or. probably way over. there I'm being serious maybe through. the duct tape I don't even know if you'd. feel it I don't know You' feel it for. the duct tape either I would I don't. think you would scientifically I would. who what do you know about science try. it all right no if you duct tape me the. duct tape guys how do we still not have. a new TV Harper is that your gum on our. TV stand Y what the heck have some. respect the gum on the TV St what do I. say about respect a million dollar.

Studio why I'd rather you take it on. Cash's face than on our furniture see. that's just disrespect put back in your. mouth just don't don't put that back in. your mouth do you know where that thing. has been yeah she does actually she's. the one yeah no the on the wall it's on. the tape wall you know you can have like. .1 oce at respect to what else do we do. while he's taped up there uh a paintball. gun would be fun shaving his eyebrows. would have been so. [Music]. good I have a razor what if we did what.

if we did Kate would never let us or why. are we talking about it like he's not. right there yeah that's what can we can. we no are you kidding he has such good. eyebrows guys I do my eyebrows here will. it do anything it'll burn your clothes a. little bit maybe we should revoke his. eyebrow a long time if you do it for a. second it won't I'm just going to watch. it doesn't hurt me is that going to burn. the. no oh that's scared it didn't hurt did. you feel it yeah no oh yeah well what it.

would can I feel it through my clothes. go get honey go get honey man looking at. these tortillas on the ground make me. wish I had some Indiana corn to wrap up. in it what the your head's all stuck in. the wires oh my goodness oh my goodness. freak out Mike is unplugged now all. right we can plug it back in at least. Stella's not choked out by a microphone. wire Stella run save yourself Stella. Stella run no Stella Stella toys toys. toys toys toys toys go get your friend. Stella no come here come here Stella.

bring her. back a there they H Stella come here. come here Stella honey guys guys I. really want to. taste no no one will be tasting me today. that is okay honey honey is not feeling. the set today you're good that I have. she is come here wow this is just chaos. now got your friend you and got your. friend and now everything's better be. happy that I have remorse remorse you. ain't never had any remorse in your life. except for the never mind wasn't morson. she would not she would tase you right.

now I'll be tasing you I've had Morse. one time in my life. you when did you have Morse I don't. believe you ever had Morse. Morse man I got some dud Honey's just. wandering hey can we get the dogs off. the set or something actually cuz all. yall are saying is honey honey honey. honey St H that's good quality content. Honey's pondering want to be here fine. you can you can leave but you you must. stay with somebody cuz I you okay can we. get me off this wall now no my back is. hurting all right but first you have my.

B is too. tight my booty is shaking from the left. to the right do you need it to be tased. huh do you need it to be tased no I. don't need to be tased I need to let be. be was that a. bra where did I come from did y' see. that tortilla fall out of my butt cuz. I'm kind of confused how that got. there did it actually yeah right out of. it slipped through like a crack B dude. I'm sorry CRA I just. am I allowed to like yeah I think so no.

no I mean I don't remember being the. rules. no no M Hey listen you're going to be up. there until the episode's over most. likely so yeah what yeah sorry my friend. well am I allowed to like no I can't. answer that K you really can though as. his wife no please just don't tase me as. his wife I think you can please don't. tase me please I think he wants you to. no I don't I seriously don't I never.

know with him I never know if he's. lowkey like yeah tase me why why now why. would I be like yeah tase me why would. that be a you're like weird I don't know. I am a weird person okay but everybody. wants to be tased at one. point you should do it through the hole. in the wall really I think I should too. I I really think you should yeah I think. I'm going to go do that no if you tase. me in my butt on the other side of this. wall let me tell you the recoil that. will come haunt you will be di you. Harper yeah there's no way that was a.

crazy thing to say my there's no way he. could tase a 15-year-old why is alien. man looking at me weird when I said. recoil he why you strapped up there why. don't we go through his phone or. something yeah I got you which what. through his phone you got his password I. ain't got nothing to hide where's your. phone interrogate me where's your phone. where's your phone I mean not like. actually but like's your pH no not like. that where's your phone I don't know. Canal pan panal a liar it was right. there she found it. all right what are we what are we. peeking at Ladi see like how he talks.

let me PE little girl let me I'll be. right back I'm sorry KY what did you. just say did you say I talk to like how. you talk like a little girl sometimes. all right M what the I'm going to give. this to you like if Kate's in the. kitchen juice on there who am I supposed. to give it to am I supposed to go. through it uh I don't I have nothing to. hide. yeah go in his hidden I want I do want. to see how he talks like a little go in. his hidden elbow y y'all think you. getting under my skin I'm telling you I. know right where I'm going Snapchat I.

have what do you think I do on there cuz. I do nothing I'll I'll be right back I'm. not going to dude wait let me see let me. see this m let me see it I can find it. no let me see it I know exactly what I'm. looking for no M let me see it Harper. don't don't tase my butt yo seriously. somebody no Harper if you tase my butt. Harper har no no Harper I'm I'm the you. can tell in my voice right now listen. Harper do not taste do it for real. Harper do it for real Harper she.

touching me har Harper get it off me get. it off me har do it Harper get it off me. seriously get it. off did you taste your. butt you tased your butt she has tased. my. butt stop don't put it on me again. seriously that. hurt stop it she's she's teasing me. she's fing stop it stop it AR seriously. seriously stop.

seriously that would T me again. seriously stop. she har when you do it after you do it. it still Burns no please get her it. actually. hurts it actually Burns yeah it actually. hurts she did it and then she would stop. no M M M M M seriously no no no no. they're Kate Kate k help me they're. touching me with it please they keep. teasing me please no no no no m m she.

already Harper M Harper I'm gonna haunt. you I'm gonna haunt you I'm going to. haunt you so hard haunt me that was all. funny you know every time you did it and. then you like would fake dude and touch. me with it it still tasted me you red. head you belong in a mik andite. box what did he just say did he just. call me a mik knite box a Mite box. you good thing I didn't actually tase.

you yes you did when you would stop. holding the button and press it against. me it still tases let's see yeah please. enlighten yourself you got to do it. immediately like you were doing it to me. no. okay okay yeah you're right the big. thing I've ever seen in my life watch. watch here watch here watch give it to. me give it to me come here I'll do it. Kate have you found anything on his. phone I'm looking I have nothing to hide. on my phone I don't believe that check. my Snapchats check my score check my.

credit score check my bank account it'll. be full check anything you want oh he's. broke I don't think we need that if you. guys I I was very sincere and did not. tase him Harper I'm being so for real. with you when you let go of the button. and press it against me it it still. tases you why is myo bag up. here what my Fredo bag first of all I. wouldn't be just throwing it out with. pride that you eat Fritos okay you threw. that out there like.

clearly somebody else would take pride. in that because they're up here and I. didn't put them up well they were on my. desk so I tossed them okay what are you. looking for I'm just looking seeing if. there's anything all right M you're on. my phone every day I know what could you. possibly find I think it's false I think. he's lying about it wait you did find. something no I. didn't what. listen what are you doing nothing she's. texting herself images no I not she's. she's framing me right now stop frame. what are you she see she's framing me.

right now like she has two phones up. listen I'm just going to go ahead and. give this to you. MAV oh s to MTH no okay don't drop it. please ever again M. yes why does he need two phones you got. two phones if you know what I'm saying. one for the plug and for Pokemon go yeah. mhm that's not okay what whatever she. put there it is a frame. iio situation. fr. iio that does not look like a.

friend. iio. situation what I'm sorry this is crazy. wait what are you laughing about oh she. just exposed you girl listen I I mean. Fredo girl has got on chips this is this. is this is. catastrophic on his phone they have. nothing nothing is in my phone this one. it's going to be crazy trust me listen I. didn't I I I I couldn't find anything. but I did find this just now yeah wow I.

didn't take you for this kind of guy. there's nothing on my phone he's i m p. that's what you are I M simp bro but. like Beyond look at this whatever she. said it's it's fake man is that not. crazy just look at all the hearts let me. see let me see let me see let me see he. said Facey here he. said who's that to first off he said. good morning Katie I love you so much oh. my gosh are you m are you in our. Snapchat messages oh I am no no no.

please m m at least I don't want to read. this right now listen cash I don't want. to read it m listen to me it's gross. listen but unfortunately the people want. to hear no I mean listen to me oh man. this is painful for me as well actually. did you read it what year does it say. no this year tell the year tell the year. this is 2022 that is not 2022 no he's. back so you were just laying in bed next. to your wife and you were like she's not. awake yet. those messages are those messages are in.

2018 no this is 2022 Harper does that. not say 2022 it says. 2022 why did you keep spitting. I'm s forgiveness forgiveness in your. heart please please what's her name. queen. [Laughter]. bee can you itch my nose real quick the. bottom of it please no it's itching guys. no I I have to expose you real quick. cash hold on I'll clarify that this is. isn't 2022 I think it's. 201822 thank you it's 2018 and 2019 2022.

it says 2022 whatever read it but just. y'all just so y'all know this is 2018. messages morning like 15 2019 is pushing. it and yeah just so y'all know too these. messages were sent when I was like 14. good morning K I was younger than Harper. when I sent these messages keep that in. mind call okay listen I've never. whatever is there I don't remember. because why don't you call me Katie. anymore huh you don't like me that much. would if you wouldn't hand over. blackmail to my Haven gotten far so.

let's go far hey if you talk again. you're going to get tased shut up no. that's what I thought okay good morning. Katie I love you so much you don't even. understand you mean the whole world to. me you spell that wrong wait what part. what did he spell to me that's what you. spell WR there's no way how did I spell. it to be oh that's bad how did he spell. ho uh H he spelled it right w h w h yeah. you're so freaking pretty and so sweet.

to me but I'm really sorry about what I. did it was. stupid and you're the only girl I won. wait what does it actually but don't. tell my fans that wait no way anyways I. love. you let me see it do not say that I. didn't even read it before I handed that. over let me see it let me see it it does. not say that oh you're the only girl I. want but don't tell anyone but let me. see it what do you mean that you I want. to see if it says that don't tell my.

fans that is insane I want to see if. you're sorry okay wait no give it to me. give it to okay I just want to see I do. I'm sorry you're like the little girl. off finding is it does it actually say. that yes it does Harper read. it let har she actually she'll lie too. good morning but don't tell my fans that. that's crazy man I'm really curious of. what I did that day you're the only girl. don't tell my fans that anyways I love. you and I can't wait to see you next. week.

oh well I'm not kidding it says that. like on my life it says that and then no. response you're going to be up this this. is another day you're going to be up in. about an hour and a half so I just. thought I would tell you good morning. babe and your nails actually look really. cute it actually is crazy like normally. no but they actually look really cute. the actually uh like I love them and I. really love you a lot like I love them. you're and you show me so much love and.

I don't deserve how much love you give. me yeah that's right say it again. actually and on top of that you're so. gorgeous like. OMG like OMG check theet off find the. mic you said I. can't wow congratulations wait wait wait. and really. [Laughter]. hot congratulations wait wait like. really. hot ew I'm. I would have cry like that's dis oh my.

gosh oh my gosh wow you're snooping. through my personal. information my personal information I. can't say this say it say it man go. ahead I'm going to cry I can't say it. I'll say it I'll Take It With Honor on. my name it is well maybe don't say it. actually that seems like a crazy. reaction wait I want to hear it I'm. invested come. on let me read it let me read it. can't say that let me see let me see no.

stop reading it stop. it show me what did it. say wait what is he I can only imagine. 14 is it. bad what does it say what does it say. cash do you know what he says I have no. clue what I said I have to say it he's. 14 they they'll forgive him say it say. it said say it I got I got it here now.

if you don't say I'm like really hot M. your microphone but I need everyone to. be extra quiet while I read it and try. not to laugh till I'm done okay we might. cut this though we we can cut it wait. wait can I read it I want to read it we. actually might have to cut it and really. hot like really hot and that's why you. have to dress like I say because you're. way too hot to be cloes and plus wait. wait start over start over I'm sorry. talked start over say it.

again wait sorry what say it again. that's why you have to dress like I say. because you're way too hot to be in thty. clothes and plus your. mind were you telling her not to dress. skimpy yeah don't wear that call you a. skimp. g don't dress bad do my. commands this so if somebody said that. to he says anyways I don't know if any.

of this is spelled. right not that your phone has auto. correct or. anything I need to leave well this is. quite embarrassing top tier one of the. most embarrassing moments of my. life usually it's Maverick but him. that's why you have to wear what I say. we have to cut that to type that out is. insane oh oh my goodness dude I can just. see him in his bed typing it out where.

what I say and don't what get down like. did I SP all those words correctly oh my. goodness I mean there's just so much. here can you sit up no one wants to see. a microphone in your face sorry I'm just. soain he has tears going down are you. not entertained keep going is there more. oh there's more nothing gets better than. that though probably let's see no he has. tears eyes good morning babe you mean. the world to me you make me happy I'm. literally in love with your personality. and you're absolutely. I literally think about you all the time.

like 25 248 and you're really good at. kissing and when I get to hold you in my. arms it makes me so happy I get to sit. there and look at your gorgeous. face that was kind of sweet kind of. sweet no that's embarrassing W that's. that's what you get when you're being a. gentleman it's fun if anybody ever said. that to me I would tase them he's trying. to be a gentleman he's like you're. great can we get downstairs. wait Chase you're in.

charge oh my gosh if anybody ever say. that say that you know you try to be a. gentleman just don't say that you act. like a gentleman and then 5 years later. wait wait they call you a s they'll put. you on a cross like me cuz I get to sit. there and look at your gorgeous face. also you have a really nice. butt and he didn't say. butt yeah and not cool you're not. supposed to cuss When You're 15 okay no.

I didn't no I didn't say that let me see. it let me see I didn't say a smirking. emoji with the smk Emoji. [Music]. no we need to wash your mouth out with. soap I'm not kidding this is actually. top tier one of the most embarrassing. moments in my life wait a smirking Emoji. if any guy ever said that to me I would. tase them in their nether regions nether. regions oh are you okay oh my go he's. mad he can't even like hide his face. right now he s to wall but the best part.

is after he says that he goes not that. that matters to me of course but like it. really makes me happy. sometimes you. suck you're the one that married. me little SK we can't we can't say that. I love looking at your face and I like. your butt my. good oh my good I don't like this game. anymore yeah if anything it's there's no. way there is no way there is.

more what what I can't I can't I'm going. to cry C it out come on can you kill me. now oh wow I've never seen him laugh. this. hard baby of course I'm going to call. you pretty cuz you are and because. that's. youate cuz that's my job to take care of. you to take care of you and to take care. of you and in return wait no no no and.

that's myob to take care because you're. just a little girl so I have to protect. oh oh I'm hating this I can we can we. move on I hate. this not cool oh no that part's actually. not cool in return I get to call you the. most beautiful girl I I think we. need I think we've moved past we to cut. a few things can we can we move on. you're just a little girl so I have to. protect you I think we need to cut what.

the freak was coming out her aliens like. why would I feel the need to say. that why would I say that and I get to. be the only guy and in return I get to. be the only guy that gets to make out. with you. oh. man this is a hard said this is not this. is a hard listen a hard watch everything. please don't. unsubscribe no guy has ever said this to.

anyone of my friends we're like seeing. inside Cash's brain I feel like my. goodness can we no that's my brain six. years ago okay that guy's dead uhhuh I. don't think so I I know I can't like. check our text messages cash just sends. me Tik toks all day he doesn't oh my. goodness oh oh happy birthday Katie and. you're so precious I can't wait to talk. to you tonight I'm so excited I get to. talk to you on your birthday you mean a. lot to me Katie and now you're all grown. up and a big girl all grown up you're.

not a little girl anymore a big girl he. she a big. girl you're all grown up and you're all. Sesame you can choose your own clothes. now wait no there had to been some joke. there you're no longer in the little. girl section what year was this what. year was this what year was this there's. no way we were talking serious no I. think what day wait what year was this. uh cuz I remember I remember I do. remember I am going to defend us real.

quick I am going to defend this slightly. if this is 2019 M that is the year I. turned 15 and I remember he trolled me. for like six months because I couldn't. drive yet yes yes that is what was. happen no I remember that he was always. making fun of me CU I was only 14 and I. wasn't driving and you know he try to. flirt with me and stuff and he's like oh. you're not old enough to drive it's so. cute and I was like oh I can drive soon. yes I would not find that cute or. attractive well she did. I don't think she necessarily did I. think she really read her let's read her.

replies okay there's no replies I. haven't really done that too much let's. see no wait guys can we stop oh not so. fun now she. do she doesn't say anything oh did I. leave him on red all those times yeah. pretty much no she just saved my. messages I never saved hers crazy hers. are just like I'll respond when I can no. no read her messages I'm reading them. there's nothing there come here I like. har read them nothing there um a babe.

unfortunately you're the only one that. babe we still do that we still okay yeah. but when you're 15 I know it is kind of. it is it is like crazy okay ready no I'm. not actually can we stop I mean actually. wait I willon do you dir I'm pulling the. plug well that's oh oh why did you throw. my phone she just threw your phone over. the balcony it's gone no we're done. Harper go get go fetch oh my gosh you. did not Harper don't lookist to him read. mine we read yours fine Harper let me. see it no don't give it to let me see.

don't give it to put her on blast Harper. I won't put you on blast she doesn't. have any juice I already read it fine. fine here hold it up for me and I'll. read it no no no I'm not doing that to. my best friend all right a babe of. course I'm going to call you pretty cuz. you are pretty he's a boy though wait oh. wait no no no no no no is she blue red. texting C so me would be cash okay okay. a baby I love you. I I don't know what I did to deserve you.

because you're like literally everything. I want in a guy and I honestly don't. deserve you but I'm going to keep you. anyways smiley face but hers are hers. are like hers are like it's like. appropriate he goes you're my little. girl I got to protect. you you're you're my little you're my. little embarrassed right now because why. did I let that. slide why why was I not. he was on the toilet like access to the.

block button and I did not utilize that. block button you're applying back to. these with hearts and a bunch of things. you married that you said I want you so. bad yeah you know hatte on my game but. it worked she said I I know I'm not so. easy to deal with sometimes but I love. you so so with a bunch of O's you. brainwashed her not easy to deal with. stop you're just fine to De with can we. stop oh I'd like to move on oh okay no. KES are not that bad no but I read. another one hi I know you're all.

together I want to move on I'm being so. serious all together sh all together. this is my favorite episode ever I've I. there's only been maybe one or two. episodes I've had tears on for this this. is one of them okay ready hi I know. you're sleeping right now but I just. want to tell you not to worry about. responding to me quick or feel bad if. you don't reply because I honestly. understand you're so busy and it's okay. if you respond whenever you can Hart po. brainwash and I hope things get better. out there with your music I hope your.

career I hope your career. failing I'm sorry what uh with your. music she said I hope your career gets. better not looking good and and you. probably won't see this until the. morning but good night and then she. didn't reply today I miss you extra like. extra she missed me extra that day I. mean honestly I saw the guy once every. six months you weren't bad like it but I. would never embarrassing. compared to his it's like nothing oh. compared to me she was the one saving.

them that means she loved him so much. she was saving them to read him alone at. night or to laugh herself to later six. years what are these emojis that you. sent you're so maybe she wasn't sending. that to her friends like this is crazy. hey dude she didn't answer hey I love. you good morning babe I you mean the. world to me like what the heck I need to. get off this episode now now please can. we stop but tell don't tell my that. whispering Emoji The Whisper oh not the. whisper Emoji 24a is crazy dude I'm.

ready to put you on blast like this is. worse than shocking you would you rather. be tased honestly this I just feel. terrible you know now that we have. leaked all my personal information and. snooped through my Snapchat I've been. leaked before too how about how about we. look through someone else's SnapChat. okay mine's already all over the. Internet my Snapchat definitely isn't. the juiciest one here oh I think it is. my friend yeah I think I think it would. be trust me there ain't nothing I said. is that bad that's it Alex let's see.

your Snapchat Alex Snapchat Alex do you. have a Snapchat alien man your Snapchat. you made the biggest can we look through. it now chases might be pretty let us. look through your Snapchat. Chase guys you made the biggest mistake. which was letting her save those. messages even I knew at 14 I was like. hey you want save that save that right. now you're just my little girl and I. have to protect you. oh that he's on a shirt good thing you. got a big strong man to protect you huh.

oh gosh I can't why would you say that. why what was going through your. head you were saving him responding back. oh I love you so much I don't think next. time in town why were you all saying I. love you at the ripe age of 15 uh maybe. because we knew we were going to get. married I don't think y official huh. crazy is he was sending those messages. while he's on the way to another girl's. house to. like well not really yeah probably maybe.

like one time when we were in a rough. patch back I mean that one text was. definitely like listen you're the only. girl okay you're the only girl I don't. like that can we cut a lot of that I. don't think so because the episode would. be too short so it's probably dud this. tape is strong rip rip yourself off the. wall you look like look like you're. going to the bathroom I can't see cash. the same after that I'm like disgusted.

oh that is crazy why would you let him. do. that you're my little girl and I'm going. to protect you always oh my gosh that's. crazy there was so much I'm like. forgetting all of it because there was. so much it's just like it was like one. hit after another I really hope they. don't unsubscribe like on a for real. first one I read the first one oh you. have a nice butt no no that one is funny. too but also the um the clothes one yeah. the clothes you better wear the clothes. I want that from that. kid you look like a baby and you were.

sending those messages oh he's literally. like years old self bleached hair no. it's not yeah like like he was like five. we always got it professionally done. like were you over the age of like five. in this that's professionally was. wearing I'm sorry what's that supposed. to mean k he was wearing Jimmy hair it's. just a little sending those messages. yellow tinted you don't think that hair. looks good promise me you're the only. girl I can make out. with I I would never let that slide you. know I rejected a guy one time because I. was like no cash like I love him so much.

he protects me what. is he makes sure my clothes match and. are not inappropriate make sure I'm not. SC I can't why I didn't even like I. wasn't even wearing I was 15 I wasn't. wearing anything crazy maybe he thought. you were maybe you were actually uh take. that back you even said you were like I. don't know what I was doing when I was. 15 years old like wearing all those. clothes you told me that before yeah. I okay if I'm going to be honest I've.

never really worn skimpy clothes like I. the parties know my friends do but I. don't I'm not even joking just joking. anymore the like 2019 Tik Tok effect. that like I don't even know like the. impact that girls on Tik Tok had when it. first started was crazy like they. inspired my whole life like I wanted to. dress like them I wanted to have all the. stuff they had I wanted to look like. them I wanted to be like them n Barett. bro just all the girls like everybody I. was like I I copied their outfits I. copied their makeup I copied their like. I wanted to be like a 2019 Tik tocker so.

bad you were Honestly though like I. wasn't though I wasn't on Tik Tok in. 2019 all right uh mhm yeah but I she was. just a little girl they needed to be. protected by her and told how to dress. oh my gosh you were 14 getting those. text messages shut up you when I was 14. I was making a diss track dude. I when I was 14 I was dissing okay well. you know what not all of us were as. ahead in when I was 14 I was dissing not. kissing. not kiss kiss I I just can't oh I I like.

like I I should I I it really does like. like Harper it really puts you in a good. light that took a tot it's like look at. you wait we your kiss were we never seen. her Snapchat she should be doing that. right now for my Snapchat is leaked on. the internet so go ahead and look me up. Harper how old were you when you had. your first kiss uh I was 13 but it was a. PEC and I have never made out with. somebody so wait we told we told our. first kiss stories we told our first. kiss stories on like one of our first.

episodes but you've never told yours. Kenzie so please share with the class I. was The Late Late Late age of 16 and a. half that's not that bad it's late. compared to 13 well 13 just 13 is too. young toiss old was I you were 14 oh oh. that's embarrassing Kenzie I have never. let somebody's tongue in my mouth hey. good keep that way that's disgusting I'm. not doing that keep your tongues in your. own mouths kids yeah but like tell tell. us you want to get pneumonia tell tell. us about your first kiss Kenzie set the. scene um it was freezing cold the guy.

was trying to be cute there were stars. in the sky I was freezing you him no. okay good it's just a little Peck good. yes same I'm perhap jealous right. now I shall protect I protect a little. girl E I want to protect her gross gross. gross I don't like it I should have t. her what to wear so she want to be cold.

I should have protected her why why why. why that is just I mean I didn't think I. was so cool though after your kiss yeah. dude I went home with the biggest smile. on my face I was like sa well the day. before actually he tried to kiss me and. it didn't work out cuz I like shoved his. face I I like no and then I went home. and cried in the shower about it wow and. next day I had Redemption when you were. 15. uh zero well I mean like I mean like. like until you dated M or married him oh.

how many people had kiss three really. what about yours. Kate three. nice what about mine mine mine oh yours. three nice all y was all three yeah. that's actually kind of a big. coincidence before before you what a. coincidence no mine was four and yours. was four too wait let me think if we're. counting cash m four but if we're not. counting cash m is three nice no three. oh four yep you're right four I'm four.

never I've only I okay like there's this. one guy that we were very tight so okay. so just tell us the number like homies. pretty much we were homies no U. sometimes I kiss my homies okay but come. here. Alex alien man Alex is your cousin alien. man would come up and kiss you any time. so it will uh I mean my kiss counts like. three mhm so it's like people in my. schools are like 50 it's crazy they get.

don't. compare I'm washing my lips I'm never if. you compare then cash is Cash is bad. cash what is yours like 24 it was like. 33 or something no okay listen can we. all stop you track of that no we went. through and we counted like it was like. 3ish give or take like five listen 99%. of them are give I will say there was a. couple of those girls that should have. acknowledged the fact that you were only. 15 or 16. yeah you should not have been kissing a. mom with a child okay well that's out.

there he was like 16 and she was like 22. honestly uh not she might should be in. jail right now she had a whole she had. like a whole six-year-old and she was. kissing cash at 16 oh my go she 22 she. really wanted the clout I was like that. was crazy he's like I got a clout I got. a clout I got so much CL that was kind. of weird but 99% of my kisses I'm not. even kidding were just like well Shut Up. N literally shut up that's how you kiss.

Maverick like you kiss girls like a. little bit different well hold on let's. just clarify he does not kiss me yeah. wait what was that thing first of all. yeah I would like to clarify that too me. and M do not kiss just can't just roll. over we not the island boys Island. Boys I one of them just got arrested and. while he's getting arrested he was like. oh that's my brother that was my. brother dude half of half of my I'm like. I'm like uh okay I mean like I'm scared.

but uh and then I'm. like no that's how you kiss listen also. I like to clarify for everyone watching. uh I do not recommend kissing anyone no. it's disgusting until until you are. married married mhm save your first kiss. for. marriage yep no one's going to take us. seriously you would take us if you guys. listen to us you would thank us for that. but wouldn't that be awkward you. wouldn't know how to kiss no but then. you can learn together and then it's. cute you're like it's not awward the. kiss was awward no my first kiss wasn't.

awkward it was a three-hour make out. session see with Kate okay oh yeah you. were part of that too huh three hours. that sounds very entertaining that's. after the first hour you like you want. to keep going he's like. yes I can't wait for hour three I'm. pretty sure we fell asleep how do we. should have been doing that like that. was not normal isn't that like tying or. something I can just imagine Kate she's. like it's been an hour and half he's. like we must keep going I must protect.

you keep on kissing me oh my. gosh I hate it I hate it I hate it I hat. use a taste okay well I mean a strong. word to use when describing kissing me. but no not kissing you you're messages. I'm just glad that I didn't like like. your phone privileges should have been. revoked remember that time your mom got. mad at you cuz you called that girl what. was her name Elizabeth you called. Elizabeth hot over Facebook Messenger. wow what if Elizabeth sees this when I. was in a home group there's this girl. named Elizabeth and I called her hot. when I was like probably 13 over.

Facebook messenger and my mom looked. through my messenger and she was like. you're not allowed to call girls hot and. you did not take that advice I had a. good friend named Elizabeth we're not. friends anymore but she was nice and I. have a good friend we're not friends. anymore did y'all's mom used to check. y'all's phones when y'all first got them. yeah like your text and everything. mostly cash yeah she didn't trust check. mine I kind of miss her honestly now. that I think about it h who your mom. Elizabeth Elizabeth. Elizabeth sadly I can't be friends with.

her anymore my mom won't let me all. right uh anyways uh hopefully that's not. a real person no I it is you never know. honestly I think we should scratch this. entire episode and just protect my peace. no we can't we have to we have to. honestly open the phone back up and go. through more I just really can't like I. just I just don't know how to feel about. I don't know what happened but the. second we started dating I didn't get. none of those nice text messages anymore. you know what y'all all put she wants. more of those that's crazy she's like I.

wish I still got those those are like. the Sal. messages those are like put you in. prison type of messages yeah if you were. like slightly older you would have been. in jail my friend I must protect my. little. girl why why you can shut up why why you. Lally sitting there saying please asking. I'm asking like why you said that why I. didn't block you I'm asking all the. above thought. you this will protect her.

all that you got to cut that you can't. put that in there wait what what what. that's what you acting like well no Alex. well that was cut thanks to M thanks to. me like the 90% of things in this. episode weren't cut I mean be for real. 90% of these things in these episode. should be cut he was typing this and be. like this this will get her okay you. want to know what fine I'll she's going. to like this text message I'll come. clean you know what I texted it because. that's what Kate wanted to hear okay do. you think I do you think I wanted to be.

texting no I didn't every girl and every. guy knows the guy text the girl what he. wants to hear so he can get a three-hour. make out session and that's what I was. doing like I'm not a baby I'm a man. thing I didn't mean that I didn't mean. that that's what she wanted to hear I. didn't care nobody wants to hear that. that's assault that's that's uh like not. that what is it Wordly assault like it's. emotional damage that's for sure if any. guy I'm not getting married podcast is. going to be the downfall of all of our. mental health honestly like when we put. stuff out there like that I feel great I.

feel fine wait something will come up. Kenzie you know y'all are so cocky man. but like I don't see any of y'all. offering your phones up huh my phone's. empty's see your phone we didn't text. when we were dating that should be fine. then let's see it what do yall do just. call oh wait much everyone be quiet. let's see it Kenzie that's better my. phone yeah perer not yeah see see oh. wait let's go around the room Harper. let's see your phone I mean give it to. me unlocked isn't isn't that a soul wow. there we go that's a child why are you.

asking a child for her phone M mck let. me let me see see you next week than you. so much for watching exct what I'm. talking about bull crap bull crap.