My Wild Ex Girlfriend!

if you had to go back to one of your. exes which one are you going back to. probably just because of the way things. ended with the last one I would probably. go back. okay. oh was I supposed to say someone else. Maverick Baker trivia ready you got to. go to guess okay okay that's fun okay. ready. okay Maverick Baker trivia let's go okay. what if we do. what. is. Maverick Baker's favorite food.

Chili's that's a restaurant oh burgers. burgers yes yes. oh Big L. uck all right next all right cash has. one point first one to Five Points three. three points yeah okay okay. um. come on think of one. what does Maverick Baker like to do for. fun.

what is Maverick Baker's shirt size. small it's medium shut the freak up no. it is not all right I wear them. sometimes all right uh. what is Maverick Baker's pant size. 28. good job let's go two two zero okay. okay cash is one more point to win zero. that's Harper she's at two oh you're. she's at two imagine my comeback oh all. right go Kate comes back okay. um wait let me think of a favorite color. okay. what's my favorite color. no red I was thinking pink.

I won sorry. okay wait wait now let's actually do it. with Harper because we don't all no harm. okay. all right so just random Fire questions. wait so is this Harper zomer trivia yeah. Harper's trivia okay oh my gosh hold on. let me think of a question uh oh. um what's my favorite food. chicken fingers nope.

sandwiches nope say talk. sandwiches ice cream yes let's go oh. come on really one point I swear I was. thinking about I had to think about it. the Ben and Jerry's you know oh what's. my favorite number seven nope 17 no 13. no 12 no two no three no four no there's. four yeah okay two two or one one zero. you man can't you haven't got one point. oh yeah what's my Starbucks food order. the muffin nope croissant nope a bacon.

gouda nope uh. uh chicken strawberry refresher no. that's a drink that's a drink did you. have it that one time at the other. podcast. do another one lemon bread um it was a. cheese danish. um what's my favorite animal monkeys yes. yes. oh I'm at two and one okay okay last one. zero maybe maybe less losing again. what's my or no that's too hard. um what.

what. is uh my phone. no what is my phone iPhone 11 13. cash. one that was iPhone 11. no he didn't go. this is oh yeah astronomically rigged. what do you mean you just got zero. points both times so you're just salty. yeah yeah you probably could you. probably couldn't even win Kate trivia. look at your little Grandma over there. with a blanket in that chair.

[Music]. I read some more um questions from fans. oh boy on the break so let's see. first I guess this is just a general. question to anyone have you guys ever. had your wisdom teeth removed yes. you're the only one you know you guys. never it was literally such a freaking. bad experience guys so you know how I.

have to put you under anesthesia so I. had never been under under it before and. I was freaking out and I like literally. the whole week before I was like I'm. gonna freaking die from overdose. anesthesia and I like literally was like. sobbing in the chair and then they had. to come in and they're like oh you're. fine and then they poked me you have any. funny videos from that actually I do can. we play one I was like sobbing you. actually have a video I have yes oh I. remember how bad she looked bro I do. remember you looking around I remember. her cheeks were like a like my face.

swelled up like I'd never I think I. remember some sort of video. yeah and I also I called I like. facetimed everybody for like no reason. you facetimed everyone yeah like I. FaceTime like my softball coach and I'd. never like like I never even like really. texted her before and then I facetimed. okay there's a question of a uh wait I. want to see this video let me see this. oh I have so many I like went crazy and. I had lots of videos yeah let's see.

oh oh. oh. oh wow that yeah. oh man okay I don't want to get my. wisdom teeth removed but I want to be on. the gas so bad. I can't have you ever been drunk or. anything I want to know what it feels. like to not be in your right mindset.

unconscious huh yeah I've been. unconscious oh yeah I have been. unconscious mind a lot you want to go. unconscious right now. yeah it feels so good bro he chokes me. out okay. he chokes me out okay there's no way I. can say that it chokes him out yeah what. does that mean he like put yeah this and. chokes me out and then I go unconscious. we'll do it after the podcast.

but then you wake up and you feel so. great yeah like it's crazy you feel like. you just slept for like 12 hours. [Music]. healthy no probably not probably we just. we just won't do it to anybody under 18. because that's like like we wouldn't do. it your mom would kill us yeah oh my. gosh imagine she did know we choked her. out though and then like the podcast. came out you would never be coming over. again that'd be a viral Tick Tock clip. though if you let me choke it for silver.

out yeah that would be so bad our. present more passes out on podcasts one. of the questions is um. should we do that real quickly I just. have Harper fake pass out and then post. a clip on Tick Tock about how she passed. out on that that would get yes well. don't don't act like you're choking her. out no no like she just like she just. fake passes out right now no no no no. let's make a fake clip for tick tock of. her fake passing out that's what I just. said.

with me actually joking around. we're not doing that that will get back. so what should we talk about should I. should I be wait so you know be acting. like you're not doing someone under 18. here that could choke her out no okay so. we're gonna we're gonna this everybody's. gonna feel so click baited when they. come back. being this part it or is this all right. the podcast the Tate talk is just gonna. be this so if you're watching this. because of the daytime I'm sorry you got. click baited hardcore you have been.

clickbait okay this is like you're not. feeling good okay and then pass out and. we all gotta stand up and like freak out. for a second okay okay and like check on. it but be like really you got to really. sell it start saying something else yeah. we got to talk about something random. what should we be talking about. are you okay uh no his feet are just. look how big they are no okay here's one. thing you can't even find shoes hey can. we clip this because I need to go to.

yeah we can stop. copper.

[Music]. um so you don't think it's weird that. your wife calls me Daddy.

just try to create comment. s yeah I mean I guess it's funny. I'm sorry it's a joke all right take. three tell me that's not a good opener. though. that's a good clip to the beginning of. the podcast. ready okay so here's the thing about my. feet that I've never actually everyone. why are you still talking about your. feet because listen you got a foot. obsession with yourself no yeah he does. low-key that's like weird Okay do you.

remember you're you're supposed to ask. her how she's doing oh I'm supposed to. say Yes. move on move on okay ready all right so. here's the one thing about my feet that. my mom always why are we talking about. your fight again because every time. I step out for a minute yeah uh yeah we. can pause my head is like yeah go get a. drink or something yeah we'll just take. like five we can pause for a second. um yo.

I think yeah I think that was really. fake. um. people think it's good oh okay sorry. sorry guys yeah that was really good I. know. moving on yeah we can hot take Lululemon. is not worth the money. I mean I think it takes two dollars to. make it in China but like it's yeah I. mean are you okay with that I stopped. yeah you're okay with like child labor. just making yours.

[Music]. only fruity guys say that. everything. we need like if I ever quit it's because. oh my gosh yeah but I'm only speaking. what Kate in Middle School yo yo that's. I mean that's how it was like yeah a.

bunch of my things on here what's this. red thing on my arm it looks like it. looks like a uh birthmark but it's not. it is I fell with my scooter and this. again. it was the first accident first accident. I talked about yeah can you at least I. do any scooter tricks yeah I can do a. wheelie I can oh wait I can do a wheelie. I can jump off of a stairs like upstairs. yeah three stairs but like other than. yeah I'm pretty good yeah that's. impressive. I used to skate a lot like I'm very like.

I could do a kickflip. do you want a kickflip.

our producer said I can do a double. backflip but I just ate so yeah and then. he did other cool tricks yeah so now a. producer was just flying through the air. earlier yeah it's crazy bro was. literally fine and then I slipped in the. grass from doing a cartwheel oh yeah. then Harper said watch me. do we have that video yes so we have. Joe's video I have both oh let's throw. both the clips up the one of Joe flying.

and then one of Harbor not flying videos. is gonna go nowhere yeah I did it I. actually did my kickflip when I was like. in 2020 when I was so bored I did a. kickflip and on ripstick I did a good. wheelie like Harper during quarantine in. 2020 what was like your activity she did. for fun growing out my hair I I thought.

you're gonna say growing up. throwing out your hair so is your. activity I was growing my nails on my. hair and I would be obsessed with that. whole thing I would try to grow my hair. out to my waist and when I tell you when. every time I went to the restroom my. hair would get stuck in my butt. crackers. no but I swear I like this whole podcast. is just hard for sharing way too much. information I get a little too. comfortable about this speaking of. growing.

what did you do like I know how is that. going so growing. um so basically I am on growth hormones. wow but the growth hormones aren't. steroids don't be like oh my gosh. Harper's parents are so stupid like what. no they were prescribed to me by the. doctor by the doctor by a professional. growth hormone because your mom's tall. yeah they're sisters my sister is so. tall my dad is like seven foot. um and then my sister was like seven. foot two and then my um and then my do.

you mean six foot same thing how about. your uncle no no no no no no we're not. getting into this I'm gonna use the wall. no stop. no but. um no my uncle Blake he is short wow so. so you said you you did say that you. were growing though so I grew two inches. in four months which is crazy yeah. that's actually two inches. they shoot you up like can I get some of. those yeah for real but like.

yeah what are you Whispering about over. there yeah oh they were talking about. your uncle. is that what you want to talk about we. don't because Michael wasn't here when. he when he when she was we don't talk. about it I thought I'd be over a minute. I think that's why did y'all not find. the skateboard dang I don't I've never. seen a skateboard in this house I'm not. gonna don't. skateboard still bringing a scooter up. here Harper will fall. wait so I have a question compared to. all your friends are you like very. behind like yes really very very behind.

like literally like very behind like you. know what I mean oh anyways wait no no I. don't no I don't know what you mean hey. what they they poop a lot more than I do. I poop every year what. do you know what I mean. um anyways. no but I um I'm very behind.

why do you say it like like it means. something else. no one's name Uranus nobody understands. me nobody thought that was funny the. Uranus planet. um no. money. that I thought it was so funny um. anyways did y'all watch Captain. Underpants no okay. um. I had a crush on Captain Underpants.

SpongeBob he looks like my Uncle Jerry I. know. okay. SpongeBob a lot going on but I didn't. know a lot of people weren't allowed to. watch SpongeBob I know because I don't. know why but I think he was just super. annoying or something I know I feel like. I know so many parents that were like I. didn't let my kids watch it because he. was annoying yourself okay I think it. was because he's like names or something. I don't know yeah and it was like they. yelled a lot but yeah I I thought and. I'm not gonna lie I bet on SpongeBob. Tick Tock and that's all I've been. watching oh my gosh it's just SpongeBob.

on Tick Tock and I'm trying to figure. out you know what SpongeBob never guess. what does anyone else on SpongeBob no no. it's like your guilty pleasure show to. watch oh Josie pleasure show. what was that last sounds like you got. one. I'm kidding. um keep going what's your guilty for I'm. totally out of it like yeah I can tell. he films. am I allowed to say that that we've that. we filmed a lot that we filmed a lot of. podcasts today yeah you can say that. yeah you just act like it's different.

it's been like six hours but um no my. guilty pleasure show yeah it's friends. oh friends. Nine episodes of friends what about you. Harper what's your guilty pleasure the. Kardashians oh and Dance Moms actually. yeah yeah I'm not gonna lie. I've been over at Brooklyn's house and. they her and Bella have kind of low-key. got me into some of those dating shows. dude dating shows are the worst like too. hot to handle or love Island I know I'm.

like I'm like Britney that's not cool. that's enough do not leave fry don't do. that no if you guys are like Britney and. Brad and like Chad no if you watch a. dating show I'm sorry your IQ is so low. my mom is definitely smarter than you no. what the frick the flip I probably am no. no if you watch we took an IQ test. actually do you remember that IQ test. you got like I think you got oh my God. fourth grade level they've never stopped. talking about this we took an IQ test.

kindergarten and I I clicked I clicked a. for every single one and they're like oh. you scored so low obviously I scored. pretty high that's what I did above. average that's what I used to do in. State Testing the only the only reality. TV show that's good is Survivor oh my. gosh I'm obsessed. or in my system you're watching it. everything would you guys if you got the. opportunity it's like 40 days or. whatever would you go yes no you would. yep no when I when I was younger I was. like I'm gonna be on Survivor when I'm. older yeah for a million dollars you.

wouldn't go because I would not win it. up to like two minutes what do you mean. you know you're not winning someone has. to win yeah but your odds are 140. I'm. not yeah 144 million bucks. if there's somebody there that cares. more about that million dollars than I. do like mister I care about people but. at the end of the day I'm gonna win. every challenge that's what I'm saying. unless it's a puzzle and they're gonna. vote me off because I'm like no I know. that you're also gonna like people will. turn in Puzzles they'll be like no. Maverick's gonna destroy us when we get. to the it's just the heat exhaust this. is the most single challenge yeah did.

y'all not hear this freaking cocky dude. right now what no I'm just really good. at things like that I'm like so good at. everything man I'm like so good like. yeah I'm just like girls pulling girls. okay enough of this Harper I actually am. good at pulling girls um I have very. good game. what. never mind. Hey listen Maverick has just always been.

in a relationship. I'm not right now not right now and now. he like actually has friends that are. yeah he was in a two-year relationship. broke up three relationship broke up one. and a half year relationship no no you. got that wrong. it was one year. obviously one year but anyway since he. was 16 he's been in relationships ever. since. um but you know what what was it like. like what was it like what were your. breakups like oh yeah you've actually. never like expected yeah you've never.

talked to tell you no no no no let me. say something every time this man breaks. up. same thing like clockwork bro he puts. his hoodie up he puts beats on oh my. gosh and she just plays music and he. walks around with his hood up like this. I don't want to ask me nothing I was not. like that. don't talk to me about it I don't know. so how were they. um. except for the last one the first one. okay which one hurts you the most oh my. gosh what breakup hurts.

which one hurt me the most oh I could. answer that it was the last one yeah. definitely definitely the last one yeah. yeah the last one was a little rough if. you had to go back to one of your exes. which one are you going back to first. second or third Sabrina well I don't. really know my first one that well yeah. yeah I was like 16 haven't seen her in. like four years. um but she's getting married so oh we'll. just take her off the table.

mean to either of them when if they. watch this no it's not just like which. one like if you just were cheating. probably just because of the way things. ended with the last one I would probably. go back to Kaylee. oh I mean yeah like but we're on good. terms with her too though like yeah. Kaylee's cool yeah yeah the last one is. just an end what was that face end on. bad terms what was what face I know you.

were like. can I just like faces actually yeah I. will say I think that the the second. relationship it just seemed more like. y'all just like kills personalities just. were not clicking and stuff so I think. you guys ended that like uh the second. relationship yeah it just was never. gonna work we tried to make it work. tried to change each other and stuff. yeah uh yeah it just never worked yeah. guys remember like 12 minutes ago I. tried to pass out. wait that's so weird she's like a fake. passing out I think she took the the.

wisdom teeth yes but yeah so I'm a. little out of it if y'all can't tell I'm. after my little fall I'm getting you're. okay just take a nap yeah you can. no uh yeah the second one was but okay I. feel like that okay did you enjoy the. most yeah like last one last one yeah. yeah last one like. the one thing I would say that was. awesome about the last relationship that. I hadn't had before I felt like was.

the girl every time I would see her her. energy her emotions were very high and. very low and so when I'd see her she was. like. like you know when you come home and. your dog is like just going nuts because. he's so excited to see you yeah like. that was her so I was like I walk in the. door and she's like. like she just run hug me like it just. felt like I was loved where's that. energy we're married we like are. literally I still literally like I do. that like last night through the door.

she goes I told you to take the trash. out. I'm kidding but no that was like the. best part of that relationship but uh go. ahead sorry what are things y'all. generally don't understand. about you man you Harper I don't. understand myself wait have you ever. been in a relationship me. um like in sixth grade this this really. really mean guy named Slade oh name. dropping again yeah I don't care he is.

rude and if you see this Slade I don't. care because you're mean. okay we're gonna stop Harper right next. conversation me and him shark in water. or shark and Lava Girl Shark Boy water. lava girl yes is your hair is red yes. and he looked like a freaking shark so. anyways next the next conversation uh. would y'all say how. how are my breakups oh I've never been. in one oh okay well my mind succeeded.

cash will turn a situationship into a. murder scene what yeah that's what you. do wait what did you say you turned. situation chips into murder scenes what. is that supposed to mean. you he would like a girl would be like. cash like I really like we've been. hanging out a lot and I like hanging out. with you. um but like I think I want to be like. more than friends and cash would send. them like eight ball pool yeah as a. response yeah cold because it's so cold. this is exactly what you said it was a. situationship not a relationship yeah.

and you would make it so dark for no. reason because like they're trying to. put me in a situationship when I don't. want to be in one yeah I'm not ready. with that kind of commitment cash night. we have like our throughout our whole. okay before we dated you know that was. like rough we were always like oh we're. gonna stop talking because we're not. gonna date and stuff so we would try to. stop talking but the second the second. we started dating there has never been a. time where like we even considered. breaking up or anything yeah like I. can't imagine like the thought of like. I said I said this to her about you no.

offense but I'm like can you imagine. like wow what it's like to think like oh. this is the one because obviously. everyone thinks that if they're dating. someone like ever not true yeah no okay. but you felt that like especially the. last one uh I think it's more of like I. think this could be the one let's see. what happens but I can't imagine like. thinking that and then like it doesn't. work like I can't imagine like. separating from Kate like we've been. together for three years now I cannot.

imagine like the last be like it'd be. like getting a new mom it's like no. she's your mom it's like it'd be like. it'd be like wait you can't just get a. new mom no serious like I can't I can't. like we've been together for three years. now I cannot imagine if just after three. years we just broke up I mean I guess. people get stepmoms this is true so I. guess you can't get a new one some. people have two moms can you stop. playing with my mic you could get two of. them you could get you could get four. moms if they just keep remarrying I just. don't let the moms meet moms. yeah I don't know though like I which I.

think that's why yeah neither one of us. really went through breakups like ever I. know like I like had a 13 year old. boyfriend that like. what girl what what are you on right now. she's losing her mind a little bit no. yeah I feel that like I'm feeling like. that's how I feel right now like my head. just wants to go. anyways yeah neither one of us have been. through breakups like ever yeah and I. just like can't comprehend how you did. that three times oh yeah it's hard when. you have to when you have to tell a girl. like hey I don't like you it's been like.

a year. I think the girls tell you that Harper. no wait did any of them break up with. you uh the last one was I mean felt like. that one was like Mutual no I don't. think that was Mutual I think it just. like um I mean there was it was like she. I mean you were the one that officially. pulled the plug oh yeah she didn't want. me kind of through some things and then. she was like Hey I want to work things. out and I was like okay cool.

um and then like the same day I was like. no you went back and forth on it for a. while like after like for a minute he. was like I don't know should we try to. just like work through these differences. we've had or should I just like she was. kind of she apologized and was kind of. like I want she said well she called me. over to her house because she wanted to. work things out yeah and then. um yeah when I got there I was kind of. like yeah I will say I don't want to. work things out now yeah so it's kind of. like I'd say initially she started it. yeah and then she was kind of like I.

want to work yo what is she doing. Diana see this. is. if you guys can run back the podcast. and look at the face she was making what. do you mean she's gonna. [Laughter]. I was. okay. all right I'm gonna I'm gonna have a few. more questions here that the they were. asking on Instagram so.

fans ass. doesn't really seem like a ques I mean. is cheating on your Barber a real thing. oh yeah that's a real thing. they know dude you get your haircut. somewhere else yeah yeah oh you never. heard of that no no it's because like. they know because if you go if you go. back to the barber they're like who cut. your hair last no I'm sorry how do I dye. your hair this hair looks stupid like. you know how many times they told me. that okay Whoever touched your hair. don't let them do it again yeah they're.

like whoever did this last time. because actually I freaking that. happened to me so I went to this I went. to go get my hair like done and they. literally burned and bleached my head. off and I was like oh no okay to be fair. when they bleached her hair off that was. when she went to a school where they're. testing you you went to a like a beauty. school to get your hair done well. because I didn't have money at the time. and it was cheap oh so I went broke yeah. and then they like bleached my hair off. and I felt so bad the poor girl was like.

really new to it and she bleached it off. and she's like freaking out and she's. like I'm so sorry what's the address to. that place I it was right next door I. was literally like oh no like it's okay. like don't even worry about it like it. looks amazing and then I got to my car. and I cried for like literally five. years oh you lied to her she I felt so. bad for the poor girl and then her okay. what made me mad was the teacher came. over looks at my hair and she's like. whispering and they're trying to figure. out a way like maybe fix it and stuff. and then I feel like the teacher should. have been like oh like you know.

um you can like we can like do this for. you or whatever but the teacher like. literally sent me home with purple. shampoo still in my hair oh wow and then. the girl the girl like as soon as the. teacher walked away she's like I'm so. sorry like they don't teach us anything. here like they suck here like and I'm. not I'm not gonna lie I've heard like. horror stories from that specific Salon. all right then the next one they had was. they've asked if we've ever been to. summer camp nope um I went to church. camp you never went to a summer camp.

is where like I was like all right it's. time to just test out wrists like let's. get rid of this oh yeah that same. it was like I'm gonna talk to these. girls and I'm never gonna see them again. yeah yeah yeah remember that one girl. yeah there was some bad ones uh are you. talking about the black belt yeah so. there was this girl. tell me tell them what our dad and the.

counselors made you yeah so this girl. was brutal absolutely I mean she liked. me and I I guess what do you mean and. she she was just me she acted like she. didn't like me but she clearly did I'm. sitting there she comes up to me she's. got a stick. up about the size of this water bottle. it's real thick oh my God it comes up to. me for no reason. damn smacks me on the leg something I'm. gonna do that.

why are you shopping what did she do. actually crazy and uh then she she goes. um I was like why'd you do that she goes. your dad said I could. I go what. um Dad what our dad was a counselor yeah. so I'm like all right I'm gonna go find. my dad and I'm gonna have a word he's. mad like I was about to cry like I was. hit with the sticks oh my God I told you. he cries away I was like seven okay I. was like 12. but oh um anyways so I go.

over and I'm furious and I'm like. I. yell at him from like across the. campground and I'm walking towards him. all of a sudden. boom something's on my back oh I'm like. what was that. I made a Chokehold out of nowhere. they're like no the girls literally WWE. like flying choke holds me to the back. and I'm like. hit the ground I'm like. I'm getting attacked by by a small child.

a woman and I'm like oh my gosh so. I'm like I I go immediately because the. way she hit me I like jumped I knew it. was her so I like jumped backwards and. land on her good and she's like oh. though she's holding on so I just pull. her arms off and I'm I'm mad I keep. walking on my dad's laughing yeah oh my. dad's just laughing at this point he's. just like he thinks it's hilarious. that's cool I'm like Dad why why'd you. say she could hit me with a stick he. goes I didn't say she could hit you with. a stick she goes yes you did he said I.

said what are you doing she said I'm. looking for a stick to hit a boy and I. said okay cool. what a good counselor yeah am I that's. the worst counselor and dude before that. we're like our small group little things. yeah my dad my dad and his friend was. running theirs she she says to my dad. she's like yeah I'm a black belt my. dad's a karate teacher or something oh. and my dad's like oh yeah well my son's. like about to be a black belt why don't. you uh uh he's been in Taekwondo for. like six years at this point he's like.

why don't you uh do like a one-step. sparring move with him so he's like come. over here son and I come over there and. I'm like what's going on he's like y'all. are gonna like one step Spar I'm like. okay and so all the kids I like stand. there and I like throw like a little. punch I'm just like waiting for her to. do like her little self-defense move. not expecting her to actually do contact. with me right I was expecting one step. sparring. girl. hits my fist out of the way boom kicks. me right in the head Nails hard I. dropped to the ground I'm like.

the Camp Circle and they're all like. fight yeah. you're gonna let that happen my dad's. like one two three he's out I'm like oh. my gosh so wow somebody was so bad too. because I was like all right my turn. let's go and my dad's like no no fight's. over fight. what's going on Dad he literally started. you started to do that day he started a. fight an underground Fight Club at. church camp yeah we got a lot of crazy.

Church camp sounds so fun I never had to. go there was this crazy story okay so we. we played like hide and seek at church. camp yeah with the counselors yeah so we. had to find the counselors right they. all went out this is a wild story and so. our our buddy uh he's a counselor my. dad's like best friend his name is Tim. he's like you know what I'm gonna stand. right at the cafeteria door but like and. act like I'm on the phone and I bet all. the kids will just run right past me but. like everyone knows 10. he's like this. yeah he's the loudest loudest guy on the.

campus and he's like acting like he's on. the phone it's working all the kids. running past like he's right outside. one kid loves Tim but he's like a little. like mentally disabled and he's like. blind like his glasses are this thick he. literally can't see like two feet in. front of him yeah and he's walking out. and somebody's like walking with him and. Tim's acting like he's on the phone and. he hears Tim's voice and he goes. found you. all your kids. he's acting like he's on the phone.

except the blind kid the last kid out. the blind kid goes found you. the blind kid found the first person in. the hide and seek the black kid found. the first person crazy like that's so. wild Tim was like there's no way yeah. that's like actually insane it was crazy. it was a little sick that's crazy wait I. never want to be blind well that's good. that's good that's a good goal like.

I'm like don't want to be blind ever if. you know what I mean do you want to be. deaf. how about mute. [Laughter]. sorry that wasn't. um wait. I'm trying to. are you gonna cry. are you crying. so basically. um. I'm um if I was like if I had to like be. disabled.

I would be careful with what you say. here yeah Harper this is what we're. talking about you getting canceled. please if your mom's watching this just. so you know we're trying we're trying to. stop first I'm tired okay no if I if I. if what's one like thing you wish you. could do in the world but you just can't. one thing I want to do is I want to go. to the airport. and just take the next flight out to an. international country and not know where. we're going what if you get North Korea. oh that I didn't know I just want I want.

to do it and then I want to try to get. back without taking a flight either like. hitchhiking getting on some random. person's sailboat like I want to try to. get back without like without like. buying a ticket anywhere and that's how. to get murdered and kidnapped. what's the guys Matt meets some Simoleon. Pirates he's like let's go yeah no but I. do think though that the only way I. could do it is if I bring like a hot. girl with me and because otherwise. probably not a hot guy I just don't. think I'm gonna get like rides and get.

invited on the sailboat if I don't have. like a hot girl with me no you're still. not going to because it's a Target huh. then the girl's like a Target uh those. other countries they just look for. beautiful girls well what if we get like. a nice country like like Finland or like. Kim Jong-un or whatever his name is. Kim you better you better you better put. some respect that man he thinks him. he thinks he's that guy yeah he thinks. he's him and I'm like bro just go away. like do you guys think anybody from.

North Korea is going to listen to this. podcast no that's like highly illegal. there I know but people there they only. have like 30 channels I know but like. and the LOL podcast is not one of them. come on North Korea let us in wait what. if they did hear me well Kim Jong-un. could hear you he's got internet yeah. he's got access to everybody he's like. listen she's 14 cut her a break yeah. give me I don't think he cuts anyone's. brakes yeah unfortunately he does cut. their brakes. [Laughter].

the funniest thing was when Donald Trump. caught him rocket man yeah that's. hilarious the Rocket Man wait no Rocket. Man oh weren't they friends oh yeah I. guess so acquaintances I don't know if. they're like golfing on Tuesdays but. they really like each other I mean yeah. bro but like he held hands with him I. think it's kind of like you and Sharkboy. y'all held hands no we didn't oh no we. could even look at each other from. across the room we are so so you're so. you're going to hang out with friends. tonight what do you got planned I don't.

really know what I plan I'm going over. to Sophie's house and I'm probably just. gonna like so we're hanging out with. Artie and Harrison yeah and. um because me and Harrison turned over a. new leaf and or no no so he said he was. like Hey Harper I don't want to fight. like this anymore because I hated him. like I was like don't talk to me anymore. I hate you Bubba he's like let's just. turn over a new Leaf I was like yeah. what did he say the words turn over a. new lead oh he said let's start our new.

chapter and then and then five like five. seconds later he said hi I'm Ariston. what's your name oh that's kind of cute. I was like bro what is this in the main. character like I was like what in the. world did you cry oh no did he cry I. probably laughed no he probably did he. was in um Dustin have you ever seen him. he said he probably cried yeah I've seen. him cry he's a crybaby actually oh my. God I slammed his fingers into it I. don't think you're starting out wait. wait wait you slammed his finger and. you're calling him a crybaby no no. because he's sorry there's this guy. named TK in my grade and he uh I slammed.

his finger in third grade and he started. crying in third grade is kind of. reasonable and also in sixth grade he. started crying how many times have you. seen him cry before how many times you. slam his finger third grade sixth grade. wait what's his name the one from. Harrison Harrison yeah yeah sorry. um wait didn't you poop your pants in. third grade oh my gosh no more. I know we always talk about poop but you. actually pooped your pants didn't you. one time I diarrhea in my pants okay. but no one even asked you anything are.

you gonna lie no one even asked I did. diarrhea my pants like two years ago. one normal podcast please. one clean podcast you know when it's. running down here why are we the only. ones that like I sneezed and beans. this podcast is over yeah yeah we're at. 41 minutes wait let Kate tell the poop. story did beans come out of your butt. stop stop that's not real that is not.

real. I mean like like yeah oh my God don't be. shy kids no there's like nothing to it. like there's nothing to poop in your. pants there's no story behind that just. poop my pants I'll tell a story about. how a noodle came out of my butt. [Music]. [Laughter].

thank me everybody thank you Harper. thank you is it a 500 mic. how much 100 bucks. real quick with your poop scoop in. business. or I could sell it she still pees her. pants to this day about once a week. because girls pee their pants and I.

don't we'll be in the middle of telling. a story and Kate will just run away in. my pants there will be a time when we're. doing a podcast and we're all laughing. and Kate's gonna run away and go I'm. about to pee my pants okay yeah she's. not surprised it hasn't happened yet no. when did I I actually Fallen like pee. peed my pants like in front of everyone. when was that I don't know the stream. out of it I'm just gonna come out and. say it and confess. I pee the bed.

nobody else that's not like first off. that's not a cool thing to say why not. to say it no because I need to get it. off my chest Rose isn't it like under. you everyone's always asking what's the. stains on your bed and I'm like uh sweat. stains. why is there pee on your chest huh. you said you got to get it off your. chest. no but it's so bad bro it was like once. every six months bro you peed in bed oh. my God I gotta poke Kate and I'm like.

okay like it's like 3 A.M I'm like you. gotta get up. we gotta we gotta change the we got. a problem the funniest thing somebody. wet the bed. school and I lived by myself I peed on. the bed I just moved the other side of. the bed for the night oh my gosh no and. then you didn't just get up and change. the sheets well I do that in the morning. but you. married I can't go to the other side of. the bed so now I'm like okay we gotta. that's so disgusting okay is this bad. now when I pee the bed.

either a we change the sheets or B I. don't wake her up and I put a towel over. is that bad bro. that's so bad but I also do that with. sweat because when I wake up and I'm. sweating a lot I never know like. because he's he'll swell like crazy I. never know if it's because he peed or. sweated. yeah yeah yeah no it's really it's kind. of gross during naps I sweat a lot but. during the night time I don't yeah like. it's weird yeah I sweat so bad I wake up.

and sometimes I don't know if I peed the. bed I have to like feel it and stuff oh. my gosh smell it before Harper can say. anything else we're gonna end the. podcast right here guys so thank you so. much for watching another episode of. Squad cast if you guys want to watch. another episode. click somewhere on the screen yeah I. don't know where it's gonna go everyone. keeps yelling at me click somewhere on. the screen hope you enjoy the next. episode that way it's on this that way. right here click click click in this. area yeah peace out.