My Pics Got Leaked…
So, we're in the fitting room and. there's only a couple girls in there. We're all like trying dresses on, changing. My mother-in-law had been. there as well. And she's taking videos. of all of us girls in the room getting. changed. and she's been sitting over there. editing this video for like half an. hour. And so, I'm watching this video after. she posted has like 200 likes. Oh, no. I said, "Terra, I'm naked in your. video.". Hey, Lenny, can I shoot an apple off. your head? Nope. What the No, we can't. Oh. [Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode of Hey guys, welcome back to.
another episode. We have to interview someone. Um, unfortunately, we have somebody on the. podcast. There's a new person, Laney Baker. Y everybody. Actually, this is sad, but I'm not a. Baker anymore. What? Oh, shoot. I just Wow. You just realized. that she's been married like four years. I just realized that, man. She's been. married for a long time. Like five years. And I. Okay. Lady Rando, everybody. [Applause].
You know what she told us this weekend. that was like kind of sad? She was like, "Don't I'm going to cry thinking about. it.". Okay, well, don't think about it. Just. ignore me. She said that me and Kinsey. will have the last name Baker for longer. than she had it. I was like, I had it 20 years. They're going to have. it for like 40 or 50. That is kind of crazy. Maybe you should have left the family. That's all I mean. Left the family. Arthur, are you well? Yes. got out the hospital. You look like. I walked up here. I tried not to say.
nothing. I didn't let a laugh out. But. you you look like you just got out of. the hospital. Not even the hospital. She. got the furry shoes on. That's like. That's like. No sharp corners. Yeah. Yeah. You look like a Sorry. A. grandma that just got out of the. hospital. At least it's moved on from me. So, what happened? What have you been. through? I got a spray tan and I got naked in. front of two women. Oh, speaking of naked. Oh, no. both of us. Wait, is that the title? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Are we sharing now or. later? Cuz we were just speaking of. naked. Uh, I mean, since he's already getting. naked. Okay. I swear this is a PG podcast. It is. It It is. It's a very clean. podcast. Except I just filmed a video today, bro, where Kate's crying. This is This is. like a real video that. she automatically goes naked. Oh, wait. Did you Oh, no. But we fil I. filmed this Tik Tok today. Kate starts. breaking down crying out of nowhere this. morning. Like as soon as I woke up out. of bed, she chopped her eyelashes off.
No, I didn't. I didn't chop. Look, do. you see the blank spot over here in the. inner corner of my eye? Oh, no, I do. I was curling my eyelashes and my hand. I'm not even joking. You ripped them out? This has never happened. My hand went. just like twisted so aggressively and my. eyelashes were clamped and it ripped out. my eyelashes. Please never tell Garrett this story. ever. Ever. forever because he gets so. mad at me because I do my makeup in the. car while he's driving and I use the. eyelash curler and he's like. in the car. In the car does the same. thing. Like you were going to rip all. your eyelashes out if I hit a pothole. Yeah, bro. No. Kinsey does the same thing.
I'll be like, "Okay, we got to leave in. 15 minutes." She's like, "I'll be. ready." I'm like, "No, you won't. I can. see you right out. You're not going to. be ready." And then she brings like 15. bags to the car. She's like She's like, "I have 30 minutes to get ready in the. car." Plugs her blow dryer in in the. car. She's like, I know that's next level. Oh my god. Anyway, so she chomps her her eyelashes. off and she starts like breaking down. crying and I'm like, "Oh, this is. hilarious. I got to film this." And so I. start filming her. She's like, "Stop. filming me." Anyways, it's a great.
TikTok. I'm going to post it like. tomorrow. And Oh, wow. If you post it tonight, it'll get more. attention. Yeah. Well, this doesn't go out for a. minute. I would know. And God, I got to stop. I'm filming her and it's like a great. video. And at the end of the video, she. just goes, "Why are you naked? He's running around naked filming me. I'm like, you should not be filming me. right now. You're the freak. Oh my god. I just woke up. Okay. Why were you sleepy naked? Yeah. Scientifically, you sleep the best.
when you're naked. Okay. I've never slept naked and I never will. Yeah, same. I'm good, dog. You're actually like. Be careful. You might. on. like orange hands on the wedding. Homecoming. I'm homecoming literally on. Saturday. So you get a spray tan a spray tan. So I look bronze and good. dog. I never got a spray tan for. homecoming. Yeah, cuz you're a boy. But you did. still did makeup for live shows. Okay. Well, you're probably going to do. makeup for your live show. Well, I'm not a boy. And if you're James. and Do you know? Have you had your.
chromosomes checked? Yeah. I don't believe you. I actually have I'm not allowed to say. that. What? Um anyways, I was literally talking. about um. What just happened? I I was literally. talking about how I was going to like. rip out my hair and suffocate it like. with myself because I'm so done with. chemistry. Oh, chemistry will get you. That's done. Arper, we talked about that. Okay. Anyways, uh Laney Kate were going.
to say something. Well, we are going to say. got a little x-rated at New York Fashion. Week by accident. It was not on purpose. Laney did or Kate? Both of us. Both of. us. Did y'all get in a fight? No. No. No. It was just something crazy that. like the fact it happened once. Okay. But the fact that it happened twice in. one day just. First of all, we have to do the first. one first, obviously. But Okay. So, are you first? No. Kate is first. But the Okay. Why are you doing the first one second? No. So, we go to Sherry Hill.
Sherry Hill is like a fashion show we go. to every year and they dress us for the. event except Laney. Laney walks down the. runway. So, ignore that. Um, they're. dressing me for the event and she's. like, "No, I was trying to dress too though.". There. Yeah. So, we're all trying. Well, that's debatable. If Laney walks. down the runway, you know, a little. video, Harper, guess what? What? Come to reality, Harper. What? Laney, you know what Sher Hill is?
Yeah. She's walking New York Fashion Week for. Sher. Can you possibly say it's one of the. easiest jobs ever? Are you guys going to try to make me. cry? You know, they hired Lanny. They were. like, "Hey, can you just. just walk?". Shut up. Semi straight line. Turn around and come back. I've seen. people do this at a traffic stop. No. matter. What I need you to do is walk 30 ft that. way and 30 ft back. Don't mess. You. would have went to jail for a DUI.
You pulled over. Okay. You got a video of it. You got I know. you got a video mom posted it on. Facebook. Straight up threw me under the bus. She. was like even said what happened. Wait, you got the video. I can't reenact. it. I do. It went something like this. Did it actually? Yes, I saw it. No. Oh my god. Planted. Boom. Bloody nose.
right there. No no noses were broken. Okay. I just. like I had a little stumble and I was. like, "It's okay. Pull it together, lady. Pull it together. It's fine. The. dress is long." And then I had a big. stumble. To be fair, the dress was not tailored. to her height. Give me the video. Let me let me see. that. Give me. Yeah, I was like this big ball gown. And. here she comes down the runway. Huge. Oh. Oh, she stumbled right there a tiny bit. Now. watch this.
Okay. It's okay. It's fine. That is a hard watch. Not that bad. It's. a hard watch. Listen, nobody probably saw, you know, but then she was saying that her mom. posted it on Facebook. The thing about it, they said, "All. right, everybody sit down. We're going. to watch some people walk now." And they. said, "They can't even do that, right?". No, it makes the show interesting, honestly. And you know what? While you're sitting there watching. like, "Who's going to fall?". There was three girls that tripped. because the dresses were not tailored.
correctly. So, it's not the models. fault. It's just the fact that the dress. is too long. You guys are in my corner and I You're. in my corner and I appreciate that, but. nah, I dropped the ball. But. your dress was too long. It was so long. And then I was. immediately mad. Garrett was laughing. He was like, "I could see it in your. face." As soon as it happened, it was in. your face. It was like she's got. I know cuz she has like her she keeps. like a straight face when she walks. She's got the. the model Smolder. armor. and then it turns into like an actual. just like furious. Smolder. after like she was walking out.
to a boxing match. It was like like. that's not even acting at this point. She. But she she did really good other than. like her. the fumes were fuming. Like I was mad. and but there was other girls that. happened to also and you can just always. think that there might have been one. that was worse. Might have been. You watched the whole. show. Was there? Well, no. Mine was worse. Mine was the worst. There were probably other stumbles, but. mine was the only like Oh, she almost. bit it. At least you didn't. Yeah. Yeah, I know.
I'm actually nervous. Did I do something. wrong? But if I had, at least then it would. have like went viral. I'm scared. What do you mean, did you do something. wrong? She She genuinely just does not feel. good today. Are you sure? Oh, because Kenzie's not on the episode. Yeah. Oh, I don't know what Matt's telling her. right now, but it's probably a lie, and. I'm going to go with it. We don't. The lore is currently that Kenzie is. debating whether or not she's going to. actually follow through with the wedding. this week. Yeah, we we think she's in there writing. the letter that she's going to leave him. at the altar right now. He's probably. crawling out the second story window.
right now. Matt's definitely lying to her. He's got her locked in the room. Well, actually, when you guys are seeing. this, they're already married, so too. late for that. On Saturday, and I was going to go and I. I convinced him. I literally convinced. Maverick. I said, "I'm going. I'm going. not going to go to homecoming. I. literally ruined all my plans. All my. friends got mad at me. I basically got. dropped by two friends to go to. Maverick's wedding.". Yeah. So, we were really excited to be. her backup choice. And then and then we. realized we weren't even that. She had. another backup choice ahead of us. So, you guys were plan C.
Yeah. And then and then she finally it got to. plan C, but then plan A and B came. through again. So, she dropped C. Plan D came through and now I'm having. fun on my own. Dang. Oh, what are you doing? Cuz I'm just a lonely girl. We ran right under the hospital as. activities. Yeah. Do I seriously look like I got back from. the hospital? Yeah. A little bit. Little bit. But why did you get a spray tan and. choose to wear that? Let me think. Cuz it gets your clothes. dirty. Yeah, it gets your clothes dirty. It gets you so grimy. Do y'all have a favorite fall scent? Cuz.
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there's our there's our professional. soundboard as you guys see. Watch this. So we can have a bigger. budget. It's sitting on the floor. may not get stepped on. Who knows? Um, but our sound board can only hold. five microphones. So, when we have a. guest on, now we have to have somebody. step off. And Kenzie's been planning the. wedding this week. So, she's like, "I. volunteer tribute.". Well, you guys could all have just. talked and then Kinsey could have mined. whatever she wanted to say. That's true. She. She does know sign language. Perfect.
She does not. Yes, she does. She probably took it in high school. Yeah, you have to take a language. I know sign language. Believe it or not, she did one of those. That's not Put that down. That's the. middle finger in Chinese. My favorite clip is when Harper goes. prick you in Chinese and everyone like. clips that you in Chinese. It was just like right there, baby. Do y'all see I'm not Do you see I'm not. myself today? Yeah. You seem off. What happened? Well, well, that was fine. We never even finished. What happened? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Naked.
Anyway, so we're in. Yeah. So, you guys were at the fashion. show and then you were naked. Okay. So, no. So, we're in the fitting room and. there's only a couple girls in there. We're all like trying dresses on, changing like obviously. there's like a ton of dresses you can. choose between. So, you're like seeing. what fits. Yeah. So, we're all like naked or not. naked. Depends. We're all taking content. In this room where like half the girls. are like naked. Like, you know, we like put on a dress. and we're like, "This is cute.". If I'm in a changing room, no one is. allowed to be taking content.
Turns out that's a good rule to have. There's over there changing. I'm just. like, "What's up, guys?". So anyways, that sounds super far-fetched, but. So anyways, the the a couple days later, we're like in or like the next day or. two, I'm in the hotel room, and our my. mother-in-law had been there as well, and she's taking videos of all of us. girls in the in the room getting. changed, and she's been sitting over there. editing this video for like half an. hour, like watching it over and over and.
over. She watched it over and over. And so I'm. watching this video after she posts it. It's been up about four or five hours. Has like 200 likes. Oh no. And I said, "Oh my gosh, were you naked?". Oh no. I said, "Tara, I'm naked in your video.". You were literally naked. I was not butt naked. No, my top half was completely naked. Naked for sure. No. Everything was just hanging out. Yeah, that's crazy. That's butt naked in case. you Well, I get I guess not your butt,
but I mean you That's naked. That is. negative. That's insane. It had 200. likes. 200 likes. But negative. She's like she's like in the reflection. of a mirror like in the background. I'm. talking notice. I'm like talking and I'm putting a dress. on so you can like. see. Yeah. No, they're they're. definitely there. Oh my gosh. I would. totally click that. That's what then. Okay. So that's like what brings up the. subject matter. Okay. She's like posting. me naked. Like you have to delete that. So, mom goes to delete it and then like.
half an hour goes by and Kate's like, "Actually, this whole thing made me feel. a little bit better because I. accidentally posted Laney naked on my. snaps yesterday, but I wasn't going to. say anything. You weren't going to say anything?". What? She wasn't going to say anything. You secretly were posting other people. naked. That is bad. So, this is karma. Karma came back for. her. And it's not as bad though because. mine I posted my snaps and I checked all. my snaps and I like missed it obviously. She's in the back of the mirror. The.
mirror missed it. Yeah. And so the snap was up. I'm not. even joking. Two or three minutes and I. noticed it. Do you want to know how many views? Do you want to know how many views? Yeah, you get paid off views. I know. what you did. Do you want to know how many views it. has? I get a commission off of that. I sure. do. I'll send you No. Do you want to. Everyone knows I spam my story. So when. people are clicking through my story, you're not looking too deeply. Do you. want to know how many views it had after. 2 minutes? Seven. And no screenshots.
Okay, that's okay. Okay, ma'am. Let me. take a picture of you and just No. screenshots. Only seven. picture of me. I didn't even get to see the photo of. you. I deleted it off my snap completely. though. So what was it? It was just you changing in the. background. So she straight up just took a photo of. you changing. I like Let me show you. It was the blue. dress that I was mourning. Oh, you actually have it? No, no, I don't. I deleted it cuz it was. in my snap memories and if I kept it in. my snap memories, I 100% reposted it.
Yeah. Oh my gosh. You know the dark blue dress. with like the bow on it? Yes. Yes. Yeah. It was like in the background of. that one and like the second I like I. mean I was going I literally finished. posting snaps and I said I'm going to. click through the Sherry Hill ones just. to make sure. Just to show. I literally was like so conscious of it. I don't even feel sorry for you guys. What if you didn't see it? And no, the. thing is though, like when we were in. there, we were all being so adamant of. like, "Okay, is everybody out of the way. cuz I need to take a photo in this." And. yet somehow, no, not somehow. I don't care. Kate,
there's times I wake up in the morning, I'm taking a shower. Kate comes in. trying to film like a get ready with me. I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no, no. You. get you get out of here. That's not. You're not filming while I'm naked.". Okay. Turns out not a bad rule to have. No, it's highly recommend. You know, I. see how this happened now cuz she's. always like, "Don't worry, they're not. going to see you." I'm like, "They. might.". And they did twice in one day. I felt I felt so bad and I was like so. embarrassed that I didn't pay close. enough attention and I was like. genuinely like no one screenshotted it,
but she wasn't going to say nothing. I know. Mad. I was like. not telling it was wild. Wait, is that Sweetie High or something? No. Sweetie. Sweetie. I'm Sher Hill. Oh, sweetie hat. Yeah, I know. I should have said. something. What are those? That's okay. I can't. What are those? They're They're from TJ Maxx. They're cute. I like the vibe. TJ Maxx. Thanks. What? What is this? A mumu. A what? No, that's a flamingo. That's. not a cow, Har.
It's a mumuish. Flamingo with a pineapple on his head. Yeah, flamingo. She's still learning her animals, guys. What? She's still learning animals. No, guys. I got a spray tan if you were wondering. why I did I already talk about that. Yeah. Anyways, I got Oh, go ahead. Do you have any questions for Cash. Maverick's sister? Oh, yes. A lot. Are you married? Oh, wait. Yes. We covered that. Well, are you okay with. H? Can you believe you've never met me?
No, I actually cannot. I call you all. the time. Wait. Yeah. Really? No. Harper literally asked me when I got. when I first saw her today. She was. like, "How's your life been the last. week without me?". No. Miss Kate so much. Kate cried herself to sleep. I did. I was like, I'm I'm. Wait, did you actually talk about New. York if you miss me or not? What? Did Did you talk in New York if you miss. me? Yeah. No, she did. She was like, I miss. Harper. So, why is my nudes on the. internet? Yeah. So, when you see a naked picture.
of me on the internet, just mind your. business, please. Okay. It's viral on Reddit, probably. Oh, god. I I almost shed a tear when you sent me. the Elmo live video. I was like, I miss. Kate. What? The Elmo live video. Oh, Kimy had to be. back on Snap. I was like so happy. Anyways, yeah. Hey, where is your husband? Oh, he's at home tonight. Oh, he's been working on our house. He didn't want to come. Where do you live? We live like an hour away. Oh, right. Okay. No, you don't. They live in Georgia. Oh, that's so true. You're right. Are you How did you.
dog forgot where they live? I forgot. what side of the country they live on. Where I live, we have a house in Georgia. that we live at. See, she's so rich. She got two. Mom, I literally knew you on the. internet. I knew I knew you were. Turns out falling on the runway pays a. lot. No, because you look like my friend. Laura Mains or my my friend's mom, Laura. Mains. I look like your friend's mother. Oh, Harper. You say that? No, no, no, no, no. How old do you think.
I am? No, I know that you're like 20, right? 20 what? 27. Oh, I'll accept that. I'm 25. 25. Okay. Okay. Okay. Does that she look. like Laura Mains, but like a kid. version, Mom? A kid version. A kid version. Now she's going with a. kid version. Yeah. From someone's mother to a child. version. Like the kid version would be. the mother's child, but you didn't say. that. Yeah. I'm always No, but yeah. Yeah. The child you're friends with. That would literally be the kid. Yeah,
guys. I. But yeah, no, she lives in Georgia. I do live in Georgia. Somehow she forgot that. I We have a house here and that's where. my husband is cuz he had to fix stuff. today at our house. Yeah. So, well, I found this video today on uh. somehow I I have uh Google Photos from. when I had a Samsung. Oh, no. I had a Samsung my whole life. I know. I. know you have naked photos, too. Attention renters. Do you ever get the. sense that you're just caught in a cycle. of rent payments, seeing your.
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sins that I had a Samsung and we're. having a live show. Huh? What' you say? We're having a live show. Rome and I. when this comes out, we probably already. had a live show. and we probably have announced. Yep. What did I say? What? Oh, okay. Well, may we You can't say. that like now. Now they already know. Okay. We might be doing a tour. Maybe. Maybe not. You scared the crap out of me. What? You're like, "Can we announce it?". I'm pregnant. Yeah, I was.
really freaked me out. Harper like tricked. How. does that correlate with the live show? Speaking of We're doing a live show. Oh, yeah. We're also pregnant. It's the It's the like curse of being a. young married couple is everyone like, "Hey guys." And they'd be like, "You're. pregnant.". Yeah. People tell us that. I've been. like, "Oh my gosh, I got to tell you. something." And I said, "Oh my gosh, you're pregnant.". No, I just like had like this really. good cheeseburger for lunch. Thanks, though. Wait, Kay, what were you going to tell.
me before the podcast started. and you're like, I don't want her to. scream at me. Oh, we can talk about it in the next. episode. Oh, what? She wanted to talk about it so bad. Are we filming two or what? Oh, two. I forgot to clarify something with you, but off episode. What? Oh, yeah. No, we we'll do that next. episode. Okay. Uh, sorry. Anyways, like I was saying about my. Google photos, um, I found this video. Look at this. Harbor,
is it of me? No, it's of me and you. Okay. Oh, we were flying. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, let me guess. It's being drugged. behind a golf cart. Why are you pulling his pants down? Is it? That was not my next guess. It stopped a. little. Wait, watch. It stopped a little. Wait, wait. Wait. Your turn. Your turn.
Let's go. Ugly face. Ugly face. Wait. I have to see this. What is this? That's like the worst I've ever seen. Ugly face. Ugly face. Okay. He turned the camera around to himself. He goes, "Wa! I sent you the other day. Yeah. But it's so funny because. it get to me this morning and he goes, "Mav is just the same." When he went, "Yeah, get you some.". And landing the bag goes, "Get you.
some.". Okay. Okay. You actually specifically called me. ugly, which I don't know. Do you ever. apologize for which. ugly? But then we were like, "Okay, ugly face.". That is ruthless. That's ruthless. Yo, I also found some other thing in my. Google photos. Check this out. Google photos are insane. I always told Kate how much I loved the. Fourth of July as a kid. It was my. favorite holiday because I got to blow. things up. Dude, look what I found on my. camera roll.
It's just a photo shoot. What the heck? Of fireworks. Oh, you took a photo shoot? You did a photo shoot with his. fireworks. Oh my gosh. You had an obsession with this. I love fireworks. The bad thing is I. still love fireworks. Was like trying to make a calendar. I love nothing more. Nothing more than just one of the. artillery shells and just. blowing those things up. We actually used to. Yeah, us. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty fun. We'll say it. So, we used to light the. big ones that go up in the sky and go.
bang. So, we used to light the go. Yeah. We used to light them and then. toss them at each other and hit them. with a tennis racket. Yeah. And if you miss Yes, we did. Yeah, we did. You didn't know that? No. Is that why like every couple of years. there'd be a firework that like came up. on the carport and exploded with. everybody foul crystal clear? Well, we tried it with a baseball bat at. first, but we missed a lot and then it. would fall on the ground and we like so. then we moved to a tennis racket. And. this year, the last fourth of July.
actually, were you there? No, you. weren't. Um me and our uncle Garrett. Robinson, I was like, "You want to go. sit on a on an artillery shell and. whoever runs away first loses?" And we. set our. sounds like a win-win. How How could. this go? We set artillery shell on the ground and. he goes, "No, we're not allowed to run. at all." And I was like I was like, "What type of game is that?" I was like, "Get your soul.". I'm like, "That's not even a game. We're. just going to go burn ourselves." And I.
was like, "Okay, fine." And so. the goal is who gets burned least. Yeah. And he goes, he's, you know, he's. like a 50-year-old man. So he was like, "No, you're going to run away and then. I'm going to be stuck here. So I'm going. to hug you.". Wait, you all just hugging in the in the. fireworks. So, we set the dart till we shell on the. ground and we light it on fire and we. just start hugging and we're looking at. Oh my gosh. This is the month of. February in the firework calendar.
Yeah. Blows up on us. And then we also we my my cousin brought. this little cannon and it shoots BB's. out the front like uh BB's that go in a. BB gun and you put a firecracker in the. back and it shoots BB's out fast. And I. was like, "Okay, try to shoot me with. it." So I go out there like 50 yards and. I hear it go by my ear and I was like, "Okay, that's that's enough for me. So. then your turn." He goes out there. I. loaded in and the thing it's metal. It.
backfires on me and it shoots me in my. leg. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Like a huge. The cannon exploded too. It went I was. like, "Did you actually get hurt?" Oh my gosh. It didn't It left like a bruise on me. and burned me. Yeah. Wait, Laney, what was it like to. grow up with Cash and Mav? Like, was it. hectic? Well, I locked myself in my room a lot. Yeah, we barely saw it, honestly. Yeah, man. I have another one in here. that I wish I could find, but I don't. know where it was. I still remember I walk around. I still remember when Laney hit puberty.
Oh, yeah. Mhm. I remember that. We remember the. specific day. Yeah, we were. Shut up. No, I'm serious, dog. I I didn't change at all. I was. You know what day we're talking You know. what day we're talking about, too. We're sitting there. I do know what day Like Laney's always. been a very calm, nice person, you know, the the favorite child of the. family. Yeah. And so we're like, you know, she can do no wrong, obviously. She's Laney. So like Laney's. perfect. Laney Laney doesn't just do her.
school on time. Lenny gets ahead on her. school. Laney does college classes at. the age of 15. Yeah. Laney Laney was perfect all the. time. So we're like, "Okay, let's. whatever. We're Lenny can go do her. thing. We're going to just chill in the. living room." Well, we were told to do. the dishes while mom and dad were gone. Out of town. I guess they were. I don't even remember being told. I. don't who knows. Yeah. And so dog comes out of her room. barking. Barking at us. She's like,
"I don't do anything. I do.". Actually, no. And then we're like, "No.". We just sat there like. No, that's not what she said. She came. out of the room. Me and M are watching. like freaking kicking it and. We're watching it, watching Ant Farmer. or something. Then she comes out. She. looks at us. She goes, she doesn't say anything. She just walks. out and says three words. She goes, "Are you serious?". And I'm like, "Can't read my. You can't read my Joker face.". Poker face. Joker face.
Poker face. It's Joker face. And the parody, which. you guys haven't heard, obviously. Shout. out Cartman. Um, was it Cartman? Oh, really? Yeah. It was that paint guy on YouTube. Oh, yeah. But. yeah, that was a horrible day and. medley. That was one of the meanest. things Laney ever did to us. Well, you have I asked Laney about it, too, cuz like obviously I got Cash and. Maverick's side of the story way before. I got Lany's. You asked her about this? Yes, because. it's so freaking valid to this day.
It's made no sense, by the way. They. like never cleaned or did anything. growing up. up and mom and dad were like. gone for the weekend and I was in charge. and I had like cleaned up after them and. I was like, "Guys, could you please just. do the dishes before mom and dad?". Did you say that? I don't remember that. I'm sure I did. Y'all just don't know how to leave. How does that mean? I've said a bunch. worse things to Reese. Well, but then they didn't do them. So, she came out and yelled. Are you serious? Yeah, I. slammed the door. Mhm. It's not that bad. And you know what we did? We went, "What the?" And went back to.
watching TV. What the? Yeah. I still had to do the dishes. That's so annoying. is like you're so. like upset about it and they just don't. care. I don't know how you live with them. Like. oh I don't. you know when I lived in LA they called. I think it was Cash and he was like. listen. mom said that if you would let us live. with you she would let us move to LA. I was like no immediately no a chance.
She crushed my hopes and dreams. He was also like 15. I did not know that. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what happened? I feel like mom and dad only said that. because they knew they were really. confident if mom and dad actually said. that or if I was trying to make. something happen. Trying to get some leverage. Said we can live with. volunteer. So hard. I don't know where it is, but I was. looking for it. But I have this other. video in there and I'm like I'm and.
I'm like. Oh, that video makes me feel really bad. Yeah. That makes you smoke like a terrible. I didn't say I was like. I didn't say I was going to go in. Noraney. I was just filming my video cuz. I finally got my Samsung phone. I was. like got to film something. Probably like 10. Yeah. So I go to Laney's room and I'm. like hi. And she's like what are you. doing? And I'm like. what do you want? Don't mind me. And she's like. and he's like standing at the doorway. like I'm not in your room. Yeah. And she was like get out your. room. And I point the camera. I'm like. I'm not in your room. And she was like.
get out. And I was like, "I'm not in. I. can't get out." And she's like, "What. are you doing?" I'm like, "Don't mind. me. Don't mind." And she goes, "Fine.". And she shuts the door in my face. Oh my god. He turns around and he goes, "Oh man, nobody." Like, you just hear it in the. camera. Oh man. I just wanted some love. The. camera just goes like this. And I was. like, "Oh man, that's how lady treated us.". That is not true. That is like not the majority. Man,
what's the worst thing you ever said to. your sister? Uh, I bit her punch. Uh, Cash chased me around the dining. room with a baseball bat and Maverick. had to stop him. Simon from uh Chipmunks. Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin and the Chipmunks. Yeah, you're. Simon. He's Alvin. You're Theodore. Oh, I get to be the fat. You get to be fat. Crazy. You're old and. fat. Like that. No. And I can't walk. Theodore.
Theodore. Theodore's a young. This is going to guys, you hit 25 and. things go downhill really fast. Suddenly you're Theodore fat and old. Look like a mom and. then the child version of a mom. straight line. You look like Peter and my friend's mom. combined. Like you're naked photos all. over the internet. That's terrible.
Life is really downhill after 25. That's. crazy. All right. You got a lot to look forward. to after that. Wait. Okay. But why did you bite her? Because she's always been a mean girl. Like she's. No. Yeah. Uh I can. pretty confidently say I think you're. the mean girl. You were the one that bit her. Okay. Well, she was the one who like. Yeah. Wait. Whoa. You said you bit Reese. and you said she's mean. Y'all don't see her behind closed doors. on the podcast. She's all like, "Hi. guys. Hi. Hi, Maverick." Like she's. always like True. I don't believe that.
for a minute. Like, hi, Cash. Hi, Maverick. She seems like a very responsible young. adult. No, she's not really. How old is your sister? She's 17. 18. 17. Yeah, 17. She's going to end up being like like. your legal guardian here in a. Don't worry, I'm there with you, Laney. Everybody thought Laney was an angel. And behind closed doors, she shut them. in my faces. That is not true. Everyone thought you were so cute. And. then behind doors, you chased people. around tables and baseball bats. Nobody trusted him. Okay. Zero trust. Yeah. Nobody ever still. I was trusting.
me. Really? I don't think you were allowed to stay. home alone till you were like 17. Yeah, they I was I was kind of old, not. going to lie. My mom also had to cut my. steak until I was like. I'm going to say 12. Yeah, because they wouldn't let me have a. knife because I Or Go ahead. Yeah. And put butter on your bread. because even butter knives were not. allowed. And even wiping his own butt. She had to do that till he was like. what, like 12. Okay. Listen, no. Toilet paper is a privilege. clothes.
But I did have to wipe my mom had to. wipe my butt at an abnormal age. because. well I don't know why but. because. for you that's what I said. Why would I. get my hands dirty, man? I don't know how old I was, but I know I. was old enough to remember opening the. door and being like, "Mom, can you come. wipe me?" Yeah. And that's too old, man. That's too old. And that's too old.
Mom, come in white, please. Don't bring me some steak and some. butter. I had to do. Oh my god. Literally Gman, bro. Dad, my butt. You cut me some steak. Give me some butter cuz I'm not that. nice. What? [Laughter]. Do you remember when you stopped having. your mom wipe? No. I there was a time where I was like, "It's my time to shine. It's my time to. wipe.". I feel like I remember the first time.
What? I do. I Because I have like a vivid. memory of that. Do you remember the first time you wiped. your own butt? What though? Did that sound? You guys were all way too old for that. I remember once. No, you're just too old to remember. I was going to say that. Sorry, brother. No, I I remember like calling my dad one. time and he's on the phone and he was. like, "Hey, I got to when he like hung. up and then I remember thinking like. like having like some sort of. embarrassment that he had to come do it.
for me and that was the end of it. But I. was probably so only like three. You were on the phone with him? No. I I. Threeyear-olds don't have phones. No, no, no. I called him from the. bathroom and he's on the phone. It was like told whoever he had like. What were you asking for? Instructions? How does this work? You are kind. These days kids just do a YouTube. tutorial. That's a lot easier in the. moment. Why don't you just watch some like. fouryear-old hat to wipe your butt? Step one, you see her come from the stall next to.
you. Oh, no. Uh, no. Are you okay? At this point, I think we. can talk about this cuz I think it's. pretty locked in. So, at this point, are. you enjoying. Okay, great. Maverick had completed. again. Congratulations, Maverick. Maverick and Harper racing. They're t. they're trying to see the schedule. So, I just assumed it's it's locked in. M. and Harper are always competing to see. who can get bleeped the most. I guess it's true. I mean, you can even. like sometimes even after. Yeah. Or they like don't want to. announce like.
because I don't want to leave. No, you're going to have It's fine. We're done talking about it. I don't want to leave home. We don't have to talk about it. Oh my gosh. I'm. You're a little excited. Yeah. Have y'all ever broke your collar bone? No. They're easy to snap in half. Oh, really? That's good to know. Should we try. cashes? Yo, I don't want to break my collar bone. is like the one bone I want to keep. That thing sounds horrible to break. Laney, what's like your favorite part of. your childhood with your brothers. though? Was there any good part or was.
it all like traumatic? Let me think. Let me dig really deep. into the good part. Do you ever do any sports? We all did taekwondo. Well, he did. until like. Maverick and Cash would use said. knowledge in fights at home with each. other. I broke his arm. Teach you crap. I broke his arm again. Then I broke his leg. Like every bone and Cash's body. What? Yeah. He hit him with a motorcycle. He was just a weak little kid. Okay. I. was I was four.
He was three years. I think you were. three. Were you four? I don't know. You. were. four. Why was he on a motorcycle? I'm riding my motorcycle. I'm like three or four years old. I have. training wheels on my motorcycle and. this guy rams into me. And we're not. talking electric motorcycle. It's a gas. powered actual like I don't know 75. motorcycle. No, that's like legit. That's crazy. Yeah. Y'all's parents are crazy. So yeah, got across the dirt bike track. I hit him, ran him over, broke his leg. That's crazy. And I broke your arm. You just told me this story.
And I broke your arm cuz I shoved you. onto a couch. Wait, lady told me this. story. Then I broke your arm when I kicked it. Yep. Kicked it in half. No, you did not kick. Oh my gosh. He. claims he broke my arm by kicking it at. like 8 years old. He k He kicked me. I. fell down and slammed it was made and. slammed it on a thing. He thinks he. kicked so hard at 8 years old that my. arm snapped. My goodness. And this guy. thinks he actually popped my arm out of. socket. I did pop your arm out of. socket. I hit it on the ground. And you also had to kick your motorcycle. because you got so mad at falling.
I kicked my motorcycle. Did you do that, M? Did he pick a. motorcycle? You cannot put a leaf back. on a tree. Have you ever heard of a staple gun. or glue or like anything? Remember when you were like 15, you. picked your motorcycle? Lenny just told. me this story this weekend that I feel. like sums up y'all's childhood based on. every story I've heard. This is like the. perfect one. I don't even remember. Little Miss Laney goes outside with her. book. Well, no, you can stop right there. That's what everyone always thought. Little Miss Laney, perfect lady. Little Laney sitting outside. We were. breaking each other's bones on dirt.
bikes while I was enrolled for the. summer reading program at the library. So like that is the difference between. our childhood. That's something you keep to yourself. right now. I wouldn't flex that if I was you. But yes, I got my library card. It was a competition. Read the most. She won the competition. I got the prizes. So. what was the prize? Prizes. I don't remember. Do you remember anything you read? Go. ahead and finish the traumatic.
Oh no. So like I walking outside like. with my book. I'm reading on the swing. set. Like I'm vibing having a chill. peaceful day. All of a sudden blood. curdling screams. from the woods. Yes. Like I'm convinced. someone has died. I don't think so. Yes. Yes. And I'm like running inside. My heart is racing. I'm like they're. they're dying. Something's happening. And so mom and dad like run to the creek. to check on these two. I don't remember this. And Cash.
maybe. is throwing bricks. at Maverick. Like like actual bricks that you build. houses with. Am I the drawer? What? He's chunking them at Maverick and. Maverick's like hiding behind boulders. like dodging like a freaking obstacle. course. Cash's fury. Yeah, you sort of stone me. I read this in the Bible. Come here, man. And that's when we had a fun family. meeting about how if things like this. happen, we're all going to get taken. away by child protective services.
I had two bad talks with my dad about. how I'm going to get CPA caught on him. cuz I I killed my brother with a brick. CPS. Oh, CPS. The CPA is the. That's an accountant. Yeah. The accountant is going to come deal. with you tonight. We're tired of this. We're calling the. CPA. Whatever. Child Protective Services are. going to get I'm going to get all of us. taken away because of my actions and how. I'm going to go to jail. That was a. separate talk.
Did you get the jail talk? Never got the jail talk. I never got the jail talk either. I just wasn't I wasn't dog enough, you. know. Here I am not in jail. Although the. other day, I mean, I wasn't like risking. jail, but like low key I was happy I was. with Alex who's a lot bigger and Cash. who's even bigger. And I was like, there's a good thing there with me. because low key, we were picking fights. at the best. Oh my gosh. Matt. was looking for a fight. I was not. This guy was being mean. Okay. This guy feeling he being mean to. the other kids.
No. No. And Mav No, he was being mean to. Moses. Moses had set out like Pull your. mic down low. He had set out like three games. Yeah. Anyways, these kids at the. basketball court, you know, you sit out. uh at the basketball court, we play out, eight people play at a time, four on. four. Winner stays. So once a team. loses, you lost me. Four. I'm sorry. Four new people are supposed to make a. team and go on the court. Um you know. the four people that didn't get a play. This one kid because he has next. He. picks up people that already played.
because. just lost because he thinks they're. better players than the kids that have. been waiting. Oh. And he does this every time. He always. picks up people that he thinks that. already play. Is this recent or? Yeah. This is like yesterday. They say that no one likes him. And. Moses, nobody likes No, nobody likes cash. No, no, the No, the bad kid. Bad kid. Moses was waiting. Moses Moses had been. sitting out a while. Oh, and so he should he should have got. to play. So Moses got mad with bad kid. No, Moses didn't get mad at all. I got. mad for Moses. You got And Cash didn't do anything.
Cash Cash didn't do anything. No, Matt was being a little extra. You. could be like, you could walk up to bad. kid and be like, "We've all done it.". And be like, "Hey, that is like you. can't do that." Everybody said that to. him and he's just like, "Oh, you know, like I just want. Wait, how old is this kid?". Like 21, 27. Instead, Maverick took this. route. every time. We've all told him. And I told him then, too. I told him that first. I said, "Are you serious, bro?". Yeah. And every time, so the game goes.
on. Every time Bad Kid like misses a. shot, Maverick was like, "Airball.". And then I was like, "I see you took the high road.". Yeah. So, like, we'll just call him. James. So I was like, "Oh, classic James. play a miss." This just. Oh my god, that was crazy. And then. and keep in mind these are they are not. friends. No, they do not like each other. And. then after that, his team uh wins and so. it's our team, me, Mav, Alex, and this. other kid to play against them. The. people he didn't pick. I was so excited to play against.
it was Maverick and Alex and this other. kid that he didn't pick. And then I was. up next. Now I should have been blocking. this other guy who's a little better. than that kid, but I said Cash goes, "Hey, you need to block this guy." I go, "No, no, no. I went that way.". And Maverick the whole first play we go. Maverick knocks the kid all the way to. the ground and makes him face play. I. had to set an example of how this game's. going to go because everyone everybody's. like, "Oh, no. I should not I listen. First off, I.
didn't mean to knock him down." Okay. Second, didn't mean to knock him down. I find that incredibly difficult. First. off, it's basketball. Sometimes you get. knocked down. Okay. Sometimes you just. get punched, man. Really not. No, genuinely genuinely the only thing. that I really see that I did wrong out. of the whole thing, if I'm being honest, was when we were walking at the end of. the game, I said, "Good game.". Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, pause, pause. Okay. After it's our turn to come up, they. beef the whole time while we're playing. Our team ends up winning against the. team that he thought was better, the guy.
that picked them over the other people. So, go. Okay. Yeah. So, we beat him. So at the end, you know, I'm like, "Oh, guess he chose. the wrong teammates, but. and it's like pitch blackout now cuz. it's like night time." So then. everybody's going home. So as we're. walking to the car, I'm like, "Hey, good. game everybody except you, bro.". Oh, it calls out my name. Except you, man. So then we're walking away and. his brother. his brother yells something. He's like, "Hey, what? Why you walking away?" And.
or he was like, "Oh, now you're walking. away or something." You're not This part. I probably should have said. This is stressing me out. This is I am. now stressed out. I was like, "Yeah, you should probably. apologize for this.". I was like, "I'm walking away and you're. balding, bud.". Yes. He said, "Not my best moment.". He goes, "Yeah, and you're balding." And. the guy responds, "I know.". He goes, "Yeah, I know." Okay. No way. Wait, which one was balding? The older. brother. Yeah, he's cool. I didn't have any. problem with him.
on the ball. And I don't think he was like mad, but. he was just probably trying to defend. his little brother. Man, bro, Matt's going to get me kicked. out of my whole basketball group that I. play with like five times a week because. they. everyone's cool except that guy. They they know I have this podcast. So. that's great. He's going to be like, "Was this you?". Well, I just don't understand. me and the other players like C there. was a team that was going like. undefeated like six rounds, but me and. all the other people would pick up the. people that were waiting and then when. it was this guy's turn,
he didn't do that. And so I was just. like, dude, we've been playing like that. for like that's like it's just courtesy. Like come on, bro. This this hits a chord with me because I. always got picked for the last. Yeah. So I was just like Laney did still. to this day. I mean, if you're picking. her for any sort of agility, hitting power, walking, a little bit walking, maybe pick somebody else. Like, let's see if she can Let's see if. she can catch something, man. No. Let's form a bullying. Oh, no. All right.
If it's breakable, don't throw it at me. It's a pretzel. Okay. That's a pretzel. Ready? Yeah. One hand. I was ready for that. I'm going to eat that one. Ready? Why are you? First of all, look at her. She touches like this. Look at her. This. is exactly This is how you play. basketball. It's not going to catch. She. thinks it's going to fall in her hand. We'll do different levels. It's going to be kind of a difficult. You got to get it ready. But there's a. No, I'm going to be like, this mic is in my way. Okay. Ready? Yeah. That was really fast.
That was a fast pretzel. That's a fast. pretzel. Don't do this to me. Oh, no. Come on. Are you serious? You're fine. You're fine. They're bullying her. I caught it. Oh my gosh. I touched that one. You can't catch anything. You literally. can't catch anything. I thought my demonstration wasn't going. to be this accurate. But this is pretty crazy. Like, come on.
You got one. One. I got one. Throw one to me. Throw one to me. She's going to throw as hard as she can. What the. I'm here. Glass, too. That's weird. Okay. Here. You. That's weird. He can't catch it. Your thrower. You throw it. I was trying to catch you off guard. Her. softball and sees. Do you have one? No. Bro, your wife and your wife. would crush you guys at baseball.
Okay. What do you. see what happened? Oh, she caught it. It fell on my shirt. All right, throw it to Matt. No, throw. it to me. Ready? Oh, this is Whoa. My. over hand was crazy. All right, go. Kate, you have good hands. Oh, let me try again. Harper, let me try. That's why I wasn't catching it. Too good.
Too fast. That's how fast you. Mom and dad are fighting. Mom. Dad. Parker, do something. Dad, we not again. No. Faster. Faster. Oh. Okay. Parker, are you athletic? Oh, yes. She just cheered. Oh, no. God. Anyway, let's do one more test. Lenny, try to catch one. Did you get one? Don't eat those. This isn't even fun because I'm on keto, so I can't even eat this.
Oh, don't eat that. Oh, did you just get. Why did you do that? Are you okay with Kate? Yeah. Just the taste. Yeah, they're both on. keto. If you wasted all these pretzels, are. you trying to get back? We don't waste them. We put them back. in. We'll eat them later. What the You missed again. Dang it. Let me Let me on keto, too. I'm trying to. These are the salts on these are kind of. bing. What's inside of them? Peanut butter. Peanut butter. I'm allergic. No, you're not. Okay. All right. What were we talking about? Uh, you want. No. Someone actually literally made a.
clip of Maverick eating on an episode. and said, "Petition for Maverick to stop. eating on the podcast because he smacks. gaslight everybody.". I like this. Wait, what is it? Ji. on the wall. Oh, hey, we can have this. We can, but that's spicy. Yeah, you can. Oh, here you go. Pepper. No, I want teriyak. I want a cactus. Some sugar, but not a lot. No, you're allowed. That's like the one thing you can eat on. keto. is like beef jerky. I would eat that.
This is spicy. Yeah. Don't I don't like spicy stuff. This is teriyak. I like. spicy stuff way too much. I do want to try. It's actually really good. Teriyak. I haven't had that one. Oh, this. You can tell it's good jerky. if it's like. the the chewy. No, if it like is bendy. Right. Right. Yeah. It's not really hard. Mhm. This is some bendy beef jerky. It's very bendy. It's like those bendy. pencils. That is very good. Taste test the next one. Not spicy. Let. me try peppered.
Do you want to try some of teriyak? I'll try teriyak. I just tried teriyak. Oh, the peppered one is good cuz there's. like not the sugars in it. Oh, really? Dude, next episode we should see how. many bags of deep jerky it takes to stop. an arrow. without being Hey, Lenny. Can I shoot. Can I shoot an apple off your head? Nope. Why? Well, we have we brought a bow. I think he's asked me this every year of. his life. We got a bow. No, we we actually planned this. That's 32 times. I'm gonna need you to. hold this on your head. He's 32, right? Of course.
I'm gonna need you to hold this on your. head. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. Here we go. I'm surprised this is going as well as I. planned. I didn't expect her to get this far. Do you also get get still get PR from. Prime? This is crazy. I can't believe she's going to let you. do this. Do you even remember how to shoot it? No. Okay. All right. Here we go. Hey, you pull that trigger with the. thumb and it fires. Do I? Okay. What are you doing? Why are you still.
sitting there? This is crazy. Yeah, bro. You might want. to watch out. I'm not moving till I'm done with my. jerky. All right, here we go. What is No. No. Stop. Why? Why are you. ready, lady? Oh my goodness. Cover your eyes. But the. No, we can't. Oh my goodness. What did. you just do? You can't. Oh my goodness. You could have killed her. You actually. could have killed her. Why did you do. that? I can't. Did you allow that? You did not. Why did you do that? No, that's not true.
What do you mean? Wait, I didn't think it was a real. arrow. Somebody popped it like behind me. You did not shoot me with an arrow. Oh my god. He just shot you with an arrow. No, he didn't. Oh my god. Why would you let me do that? You're so. stupid. You're totally getting demonetized. This. is horrible. I don't believe you. Shove it back in the wall. It looked. kind of nice. No, don't worry. I didn't. give it much power.
I didn't give it much power. Don't. worry. The wall. I don't know what power is. I would have trusted Maverick. You obviously You obviously trusted me. You stood there. I don't believe you. Somebody popped the. balloon from behind my head, didn't. they? Where's the arrow? He shot it. Yes, they did. Yes, that's what happened. That actually terrified me when you were. pulling the back, bro. You were aiming it at her head. I did. see a little bit of fear in Maverick's. eyes. Why would you allow that? Do we stop him? Do I let him kill my. sister?
That could have been so bad. It could. have gone through your skull. No, let me tell you something. As long. as you didn't hit your eyeball, we were. fine. Yeah, Maverick can't contest. That. eyeball is the worst spot to be hit. I nearly died. Yeah, pop up the clip of Maverick. getting hit in the eyeball. That uh that. was awesome. Not with a arrow. What the. You would have killed him. That would have been better. You didn't. see what happened to my eye. I had blood. coming down my face. Oh, I saw you that night. He shot me in the eye with that water. gun as an accident. You got with water. Pathetic, right? I don't think it was an accident. I.
think you just didn't know it was going. to hurt him as badly as it did. Okay. I listen to this new thing that. I'm going to say. I would like to. formally apologize for shooting that at. your head because um to be fair, I I. pulled it back. Wait, hold on. Terrified. I pulled it back like here. That's all I. did. This thing's supposed to go like. way back here. Don't fire it from back there. And I pulled it back just like this. And. I was like, there's no way this goes. very far at all. Yeah, it's stuck in the. wall. Dude, I was terrified. I was like, if he. doesn't pull it back far enough, it's.
just going to go right into your head. And if he pulls it back too far and it. does your head, it's going. So, me and Lady are about to go on. America's Got Talent. I'm going to shoot some crazy things off. her head cuz she's got trust in this. move. Yeah, Ly's real stupid. So, you've been. looking for a person like that. the. last. He tried that with the last guest. It didn't work. Yeah. I'm just so like, why did you let that. happen? I still don't think you did it. Are you serious? Do you see the hole in the wall?
Bang off your head. You wouldn't do that to me. No. You know, I would think if you would. have asked me like 5 minutes ago, I'd. have like, "Yo, I would never shoot an. arrow with a sharp tip at my sister's. head." But like, you know, things have. changed. I don't know. Oh, I closed my eyes. Harper, you want to hold the balloon? My eyes closed. Yeah, here. A liability that is. Yo, I see Cat holds one between his legs and. you shoot it. What the.
leg? That sounds fair. Yeah. No. As we just. Now is not a great time to tell you that. I probably haven't shot a bow in like 10. years. So, yeah. Great. Here, L. You want to shoot the target? Shoot the target. Oh god. I feel like if I'm going to do. this, everyone should move out of this. vicinity. Oh, we're. moving. We're going to go to the other room. All right, that's might be safe. Maybe. Just maybe. Right here. This is not going to go anywhere.
actually. And then. there's no way she can pull it back. No, she's going to pull it back. Just. That's the wrong direction. You have it backwards. What the heck was that? What the shigma? What the shigma? Should we make what the shigma shirts? Yeah. And then what? Pull it back like this. Okay. That's all it's got to go. It's all it's got to go. Move. Okay. So, Kate, you might also want to move. No. I trust.
I trust. You got to back up a little bit. This. back up a little bit. Oh. Oh, no. Be careful with that. Here we go. Watch out, guys. All right. Wait now. I trust you. Hit hit the orange dot. right there. It's very simple, right? Oh no. Oh gosh. Oh no. You got this, Lenny. It's going to hit your leg when. you let go. The bottom of it. Hold the thing up. Yeah, there you go. Heavy. All right, here we go. You got it. You might stand up. This is so Cat Ever of you. No, it's still on your leg. It can't. touch your leg. You don't got to pull it far back.
Yeah, I'm sure. She's safe. Hold on. That was actually what I expected. I'm. not going to lie. You'll get him next time. I'm really nervous about where you're. sitting right now. Dude, I'm fine. You know, laugh is not real. I'll let you shoot something off my. head. It's not real. Yeah, I think everybody's safe here. As. long as you're three feet away.
Oh my gosh. How do you pull this thing. back? All right. You got this. You got this. Sure. It's okay to put it on my leg. Here we go. Yeah, probably at that that range, right? Not much is really happening. No, it's just like not going to happen. I don't think it's like possible. Does it seriously? Let go. There you go. Let go. Okay, I got a better idea. Stay there. Stay there. She's tired. I got a better idea. She's tired.
She's tired. You're going to use this. That's not going to help her. Yeah, it will help her. All right, here. we go. Oh, I don't know if this is the second. you touch this, it's got fire. What? Very gentle. It's a It's a hair trigger. I don't like your butt right here. Your. butt does things. Cash, get that. Get. that out of here. Now you're loaded like this. Cash, if you're loaded, I swear. Get that out of my face. I swear I'm. going to kill you. Now. that's like the teacher butt.
I know. Like as soon as you give it. test. How did he do that? Yeah. Man's got more arcs than like. gate. Oh my goodness. I don't think she went to fire yet. Did you mean to do that? This should be illegal. You should have to have a license to own. this. What happened? You said putting pressure and I was like. I touched it. Wait. Yeah. Let me try that in between.
your legs. right there. My dad. shot me with an arrow. My head. She held a balloon on her head and he. shot it. Yeah. Look, you wouldn't believe it. It sounds where. the arrow went above. But she risked her life for no reason. And she doesn't even get paid off this. I trusted him enough. Watch the pretzels on the carpet. Why don't you sit down? Sit down here. real quick. Oh my gosh. We got a balloon.
I swear I don't normally look like this. I swear I don't normally look like this. No, that's for everyday fit right now. She just got a spray tan. My hair like $500. $500. I've never seen your. like 400. Don't you like 150. each? Yeah. Shot me in the head with an arrow. in your life. Like two mill. That's where the arrow went, guys. What? It was cash. Cash.
I lowkey would have been okay with it if. it was Maverick. Maverick's got good aim. Cash, you don't have any good a. Yeah, you missed the toilet all the. time. I got a hole in it. Our wall. Did you let him shoot something off your. head? Yes, she did. I'll demonstrate. You wouldn't believe it, but it. happened. So, imagine the lady talked you into. that. She just stood there. She goes, "Okay.". And just ate your beef jerky. She's had. beef jerky in her mouth going. If you give me beef jerky, you'll do it.
This is what happened. She stood right. here. I went, J, he did not. I did not think he was going to do it. See, my aim isn't even amazing, right? Well, right now. Wow. It's getting lower. We just. my art. Yeah. I'm sorry. Uh, but that's kind of. how it went. But I was more accurate the. last time. Yeah. Uh, well, that's. how would you have felt if you would. have killed your sister on the weekend.
of your brother's. We had this conversation. We. exactly. let her talk. Yes. There was a hockey player this. week. We talked about this. They got killed. Two hockey brothers and. their sister was getting married the. next day. I was like, "Well, if Cash or. Ma if Cash or Laney died Friday, then. Maverick can't get married Saturday.". What? No way. You can still get married. if I die. I already got my marriage license. I. have 72 hours. As long as I'm still 72 hours. As long as I'm still the best man in the.
ashes vase. Now I'm cool. Okay, that's fine. Can I have the arrow? Yeah. Yeah, you you can't be pointing that at. people like that. Yeah, you're you're but you're but. you're but you're but you're but you're. but you're but you're but you're but. you're but you're you're a little too. confident with. How are you doing? Good. How are you? I'm wonderful. She's straight out the insane asylum. right now. I wonder what's going on with the. outfit. I think I saw this exact outfit at New. York Fashion Week. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody had escaped. They were escorted out of They were. escorted out of the building shortly. after. It was there. It was there.
nonetheless. Yeah. It was the trash bag outfit. Wow. You do remind me of a dude we saw. running down the street. He was running. down the street and he was like, "Hey, you guys got somewhere I can stay.". Oh, wow. And then Josh said, "Uh, no, man." And. about 30 seconds later, the police come. down the street go, "Have you seen this. man?". And it sounds fake, but it's true. No, he said he just escaped the asylum and I. was like, "No, I've seen nothing.". But all right, guys. Thank you so much. for watching this episode. We'll see you. next time. Bye.
