My Most EMBARRASSING Moment Ever!

when we were at the live show you were. talking about some cheer story and you. pooped on a girl no I didn't poop on a. girl I only semi pooped on a girl I it. was like 4 years ago and I farted in my. back spot's face on accident I was. getting into the sponge and then when I. went up it and basically she got pink. eye oh I got a cramp let me out let me. out m m let me. out I met up with this guy off of. Facebook when I 1 in a parking lot to.

buy guns from him at 13 I remember this. guy's car and I like hand him this. little computer and he hands me three. paintball guns like going across the par. at 13 years old you met up with a man at. a parking lot that's. [Music]. crazy that's actually crazy because they. all told me I would not fit in my. suitcase and look at me fitting in the. suitcase I can't believe you're in there. that's crazy I my. suitcase I like my. suitcase I have to go to school stuck in.

there I'm not cing if like the house we. do anything we want to you right now. dude if the house fired all yall ran out. I'm cooked completely fried cooked. literally I guess I'd be cooked yeah wow. and also also the the worst part is that. is that the. the sorry what are you okay not well. it's cutting the blood float to my neck. and you're just going to pass out yeah.

it really it really is hard on the neck. veins and on the arteries just say when. it will let you out it no I I'm I fit. fine hey imagine we you through. TSA no no there's no human actually that. could work you just set your backpack on. top of. me they're like why is there cash in. this. bag I'm not kidding like my my tears.

coming down his eyes yeah why it's. because it's pushing on my neck hard oh. my gosh he's going to die he's going to. die his face is kind of turning red do. you like the color of the suitcase right. now I like my suitc he's darker than the. suitcase when do we let him out I don't. think we do I I think I can stay here. the whole episode honestly your voice is. shaky no way I think you're in a lot of. pain it's just a talking. head he's literally nothing that's crazy. guys us on our way to New York City. Harper you should wheel him around.

little yeah guys y going to oh my gosh. yo I think that's how in New York City. Harper we should come out on stage like. that you should be Wheeling me out of. the suitcase I drop it on accident also. guys if you don't know we're doing a. show in New York City um there should. hopefully be some tickets left by the. time this episode comes out so we don't. sell out like usual yeah no did not sell. out first day no it is almost sold out. like we experienced last time Loki. there's only like back row seats. available right now yeah but.

actually by the time this episode comes. out there might not be many left at all. if any so if you guys want to come see. us in New York City you should out get. your tickets this is our second ever. live show hey there may be only backrow. tickets available but there is some of. our like pre-show meet and greet tickets. available where we like basically it's. like 30 minutes we shoot Tik toks with. you hang out take photos videos and just. like hang out for like 30 minutes and. eat snacks and stuff I wonder how wait. we eat snacks those are available I atat. snacks I don't know where MAV got.

honest I did look over and he was eating. and I don't know where he got those. snacks if I'm going to be honest we're. back okay yeah guys we're back we talked. about something that we couldn't talk. about not that well not that we couldn't. talk about it but we're supposed to talk. about that next episode oh yeah so come. back next episode to see what was just c. yeah come back next. week May next Wednesday or Saturday. whenever it comes out well do you want. me to will you around yeah I'd like to. see will yeah guys actually for real we.

are going to come out in New York City. like this and it's not saying I like. yourit oh I was talking oh sorry I don't. know why I did that guys thank you yeah. she was just ripping my mic and I think. when we come out on stage like this. Harper I think should we be singing in. New York yeah that's that could be funny. but you know what would be funnier is if. right now you just took him and pushed. him down the. stairs no dude I got hand St dude he.

just Dum he just Dum what we want I. don't think she can move me I think she. can move you guys suitcase I think she. can M get. prepared Go Mobile my. gosh just go hand no no no yeah right. down the stairs wait what just shoot on. your iPhone if he goes down the. stairs he looks so much smaller than her. don't push him down the stairs no don't. take him to the.

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built.com LOL podcast to start earning. points with your rent payments today. let's. go lie a lot of my joints are in a lot. of. pain a lot of pain I'm in a lot of tight. I can't believe he's in that you want me. to go down the stairs no please do not. go down the stairs you guys are really. forgetting how large cat this zipper is.

about to bust on this side look. at his his neck is literally getting. squeezed Go Mobile he would need a. battery oh no we don't need to go. M. okay look at his back like bulging out. no. just I need water for this episode no. please don't pour water on me I'm not. going to pour water on you well what do. you got I got a coule water I can't see. it here let me turn you around.

do it do it I have. [Laughter]. nothing have nothing okay bring me bring. me closer to him. Kate what what are you dude I feel. like can you turn me. around move Chas oh there dude I feel. like such a lame Pokemon. water I feel like it unevolved Pokemon. no M please please don't no no don't. even regret it open your.

M do I missed it did you give him some. mys it's my. pants just one ice give me he looks like. a little kid that like ate a. lemon dude give me the whole water. bottle and I'll. okay when I did this with Maverick the. boys couldn't believe that I could. actually like carry him around and I was. like do you not understand how heavy our.

suitcases are with the amount of stuff. that we pack okay can I refill this for. you why is he so what do you mean it's. not empty can I refill this for you once. I empty is yes I'm fine do you want to. be you definitely can I give you full. permission why do you look so angry he's. like an American Girl doll I could like. dress him up play with his hair no I. just don't want anybody to be mad at me. no one would be mad wait mad at you for. what nothing nothing no one would be mad. at you Harper I promise you that bu I.

would what do you think I'm going to do. I don't think he's going to do anything. oh when I get out of thecas better you. better better know that I'm just going. top you. no his hair like. just it's so cool we're not even like 3. minutes. in you I have a brain freeze off my head.

I have a brain freeze why he kind of. look like a newborn. baby I have more my forehead is freezing. more my for can you wipe it off my. forehead K my forehead feels Frozen yes. honey I got you it feels it feels like I. got. oh you guys don't know how cold water. is it's in places that water should not. be only in a. shower not even in a shower.

oh that's wait you should get some of. Maverick's like hair gel and Spike it. out I'm not even kidding I have an ice. cube in my. butt there's no ice cube went all the. way down there you are literally so. vulnerable to have two. kids I can't move can't do this is the. most I can. move much you were to be attacked right. now what would you do I'm attacking you. I'm attacking you do what you do hide in. the suitcase go hide in the suitcase. hide in the suitcase.

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team and find out that's. nd.com I'm the attacker do you have. those Su yeah you should. like oh dude oh I got a cramp oh let me. out let me out let me out let me out M. let me. out oh my gosh stretch out stretch out. stretch. out he just look like he be on.

his ground now can you stop touching. me. everything he. exploded I. can't I can't suitcase like Ricochet. open I told you it looks exactly like I. PE up.

look at his neck I mean this is just for. that's Peak pants peing right there. oh. oh okay okay okay that's not very nice. guys I just bought that. suitcas you know you got to sit in that. the next episode I know. man no no no those are my other that's. my other one cash now you get new ones. oh oh D I don't have trauma with this.

suitcase D Harper can fit in that one no. you want to try I I don't think I can. you want to try to fit in it sure that. one's tiny if you hey if I can an could. oh my gosh I'm literally if I can fit in. that one you can fit in this one I do. not I physically don't think I can uh. cash fit in the big one though I know. yeah but the big one is. huge okay here I go all right okay well. it was nice having you you got this what. side just like the side you're standing.

on is good well I'm standing. ones uh face the other way I think oh no. face this way. oh pull pull your hair in front way she. fits in the small one bro if she fits in. the small one that's crazy hey hey do it. like this Put Your Shoulder Harper like. down like here put your shoulder like. here set up real quick yeah yeah put. like your shoulder th there yeah there. you go you can stick your head out yeah. your head can be out and then yeah oh my. my gosh she's actually going to fit in.

the small one Harper fits in a carryon. watch your hair car your hair would that. count as a free ticket yes you know how. carons are. free. dude. y cuz his neck was probably dying yeah. it was is your neck hurting just a tad. no it's good now it's good wait there we. go I can breathe oh no no no no she has. her makeup. [Laughter].

[Applause]. [Music]. [Laughter]. no way you do my. J. hey don't make me put you in the. hole you want to go in the shoe. shoe guys thank you KY you save well now. we have no K SA life they really did.

like Batman and Robin just came in yeah. what the heck was that her makeup and. hair whole other episode like jacking. Kim from kicking. it not all thank. you that's not enough to do damage. that's. it you got one of those little things. too on your phone K got them I'm in let. me guess where you got that from Target. I knew it where you going I saw it on. your. phone oh my gosh my.

poor baby hey I didn't totally ruin it. no it's okay I mean okay maybe it's well. if you didn't that most certainly. did. oh he's breathing so hard I don't know. why yall look at there four of y'all. y'all can talk you like you so chaotic. so chaotic so much you can't have a. conversation when you're doing something. why cuz you're like. breaking yeah yeah. just walking let's talk about Wicked I.

loved it it was really good you want to. go watch it I did I'll go see it with. you though okay I will 100% go see it. again so good or M you want to go don't. go to musical I am busy there's one. thing I I love movies but I can't do. musicals oh it was so. good what what is that a musical is like. watching a song so good it's the best. musical it was it was so good what made. it good. Ariana okay okay the fact that they both. just said that REO yeah no I don't know.

Ariana was just like perfect for the. role yeah no I couldn't imagine anybody. else no I know like her personality of. like oh my gosh she like okay I'll go. I'm so mistreated I deserved my own room. it was like so. perfect no she was the good witch witch. goodt is the good witch the bad witch. she was galinda perhaps wait you have to. wait till part two no I'm not going to. watch it you're not kidding. me yeah it makes me want to go see the. actual musical they have like an actual. musical Dallas my friends have gone to. go see it fun fact we should go see it.

wait it might be playing in New York. when we go we should look into that oh. yeah I watch I watch Wicked with my mom. like four years ago but fun fact like. seven years ago I sang a wicked song at. my recital what songu gravity no not. Divine gravity it's the Wizard and I the. Wizard and I yes Divine gravity change. within me the Wizard and I and one day. he'll say to the alphaba a girl who is. so Superior now shouldn't a girl who's. so so good.

inside have you ever seen the see and. that's why I don't like musical I didn't. understand one word all those words are. just too big it's telling a story. like the story line when they're like. performing the song is just I will say. there are a lot of musicals I cannot get. behind but Wicked like Elsa that's not a. good one that's just a Disney princess. movie that's a Disney princess movie and. you should be 100% able to get behind. Frozen that's a musical though G huh I. it is musical what do you mean Let It Go.

Let It Go Let It Go they do sing a lot. yeah they sing but I don't think it's a. musical what a musical is like no no no. a musical is like they sing every 10. minutes yes but a musical is like when. real life people break out into think so. look that up no would my phone's dead. I'll look it up. defition definition of musical I you. know that's why I also hate mus they. just break out in them it's like the. movie's finally getting good and then. they're like now we should sing We. should sing I'm like no dance we can't.

forget the. dance guys during my musical Annie cash. fell asleep and it was no C that cap no. it's true I was not. there okay the M the definition of. musical theater is a genre of drama in. which singing and dancing musical. theater well you if you look up musical. it just says music is songs what what. makes a movie a musical how about that. the word musical. is I hate the word musical what makes a. movie. no unless.

it's musical musically okay a movie is. consider no no one said musically okay. you got to. get live Lively a. big the money you got H musically. died and so did your career a movie is. considered I I haven't heard a single. word in the last five minutes what what. do you mean everyone is like talking. over each other and it's.

like fine do you guys want the. definition of a musical yes yes origin. uh okay I'm not giving you that a movie. is considered a musical when it. incorporates songs and dancing into the. plot bye what happened who called you is. your dog okay my dog dude I feel like. Harper is like a general in the Army bro. like the most craziest time just hello. hello hello all right I'll take care of. it bye done. wow Frozen is wait no how why are you.

surprised by that no no no no no no oh. my gosh life makes so much more sense. now Frozen was a musical and then Disney. picked it up and turned it into an. animated movie so so is a musical. yeah well like I didn't know froz was. originally a musical I want to tell. y'all my love for Ariana Grande go ahead. I like genuinely I've loved her since I. started my love for her since in 2019.

2020 and ever since she has you don't. understand I I like I I don't think you. understand listen no no no no no no no. no I have a question what's your opinion. on the Ariana Grande impersonator oh. Paige nean oh you know her name I do I. do your Paige nean well maybe she. shouldn't in person Ari what whoa I'm an. Ari canor AR canor that's is that like. the L gang but like for Ariana Grande.

y'all don't understand I love Ariana. Grande like ever since ever since I. listen to her music I was in love with. her and ever since Sam and Cat I loved. her I did. like anybody see a phone and like. she's yeah she genuinely makes me happy. yeah I love her um her music is pretty. good and if I ever see her in real life. I think I might pass out what's your. favorite Ariana Grande like era era um. black Alina. black Alina I don't think I know that.

one actually think I know that one did. you just make up a word no I'm kidding. um that people just say that on um on. Tik Tok but my favorite era is probably. right now like she's so sweet galinda. Glinda yeah the era Glinda era yeah. she's just so sweet and like in every. interview she cries with um with Cynthia. Aro and I just I just love her so much. and if I ever see in real life I think I. might pass out on the ground that's. crazy you only became a fan in 2019 she. was like bored in 2017 whoa okay uh cash.

has been a fan much longer than 2019. work work work that's not not Ariana. Grande that is harmony no that's which. she was in and that's when I started she. wasn't wait she's not no y. tripping was not in yes she was what so. funny is you're always funny without. trying to be funny that's what's funny. Shan Mendes's girlfriend when did Ariana.

Grande leave Fifth. Harmony I'm telling. y'all oh uh oh no I got it cuz like in. this one there's only four of them yeah. cam C left cam Cabello was never you say. that name holy cow y'all are right yeah. dude then who was the girl I had a crush. on telling me for years you said you had. a crush on Ariana gr and it wasn't the. same J.

no I remember me and Bradley my. cousin me and when we were like when we. were like 12 me and Bradley we basically. when we were like 12 we we found a Fifth. Harmony we fell in love and we were like. oh my gosh this is great and and me and. Bradley we were like perfect there's. five of them and there's five of us. cousins and I was like dibs on that one. and was like okay I get that one Matt.

gets that one Alex gets that one Brody. gets that one um and I swore the one I. had was Arana Grande no Ariana Grande I. got to know if you had was cardi B in. there too no it was it was like cam cam. honestly they're all nameless who are. these people ohia is like the only one. okay somebody named that girl for me who. is it I actually could only tell. you I'm sorry I say we make a new Faith. harmony with Ariana Grande be Beyonce.

and not Beyonce and Harper Harper guys. we could be Fifth Harmony do you want to. there five of us we need to Christmas. except we can't. harmonize no but you know what's. actually crazy is we dropped Rock away. yeah Long Live and it's at a million. views it's at over a million views now. yes and now we have to make song we need. to make we need to that was not a joke. okay we poured our heart and soul into. that we did we need to make another song. that kin's on so we can all sing it. together Ro Rock Away remix featuring. kenie I say we cover.

triangle or or we make a what what are. those called not a spoof but like a par. a runoff a par alofa oh what no I don't. think it's alofa satire it's called. satire thing it's spoa ala is what you. use in the shower ala ala. dude speaking of lofas you guys know. those Christmas boxes. for kids this was actually crazy do you.

know what I'm talking about har those. shoe boxes The Good The Samaritan purse. like Operation Christmas I don't care go. ahead and tell them all the great things. no no no I would like to tell them. Kate's going to say like it's no big. deal the Christmas boxes you know for. Christmas you're supposed to put like. toys in them and all that and they ship. it off to the countries and then kids. open it up and they're happy well Kate's. children Christmas Child Kate children K. children that's what it's called that is. it Operation Christmas Child I don't. know what you were calling it samarit. purse Operation Christmas okay Samaritan. ain't nobody ever say that part who say.

Samaritan that's the charity that runs. it that is the name of the company heard. it but I heard of what she said anyways. okay it's Christmas titled You' think. You' put like monster trucks and like. little to Elsa Barbies and I that yeah. Kate Kate decided just to pill her box. up with lofas no not Kate Kate didn't. put a single lofa in any box kiny did oh. I'm sorry yeah try caught astray there I. just know that that six-year-old is. going to be so excited when it opens its. Loof no listen listen they tell you when.

you pack a shoe box to pack Essentials. that children need Y and they. areed AA is essential I ain't used aofa. my whole life pretty much never once. have I used a actually once time SM one. time I used Cades and she yelled at me. not to use it so I had a on that is. actually false cuz you have a loofah in. the shower right behind that door yeah. and I don't use it I bought it I thought. I should try one of these never tried it. it's so nice you know the only times. I've grabbed aofa the shower is to put. the little rope thing on my finger and.

spin it you just get bored in there y. he's eating his I do sometimes get amaz. I'll pull it off I'll be like how much. water could I fill in this thing and. then you squeeze it you're like where is. it at where' it go I actually got scared. of lofas like using lofas because the. mold yeah I like used to use them and. then there's like crazy bacteria that. collects in lofas so I switched to a. silicone you and your bacteria that was. cool K that was a cool story man me my. you became Loki a clean freak and you.

can't not a clean freak A germaphobe. sorry no yes you are no you bring a. sleeping bag to a hotel to sleep in the. sleeping bag no I bring a sleep sheet to. a hotel because I know that they don't. not a germophobe you don't know what she. does she brings she's a phobo germ mhm. oh my go she's what sorry that's so. embarrassing I don't even know what I. was saying yeah she sleeps in a sleeping. s i the picture I have yeah I know I'm. getting there oh yeah get there yeah. we go to the hotel she she's like oh no.

where's my napsack and we're like what's. your napsack it's my sleep sack sleep. sack whever you want to call it we're. like you're at a hotel you have blankets. and sheets she pulls out a basically. like thin sleeping bag and she sleeps. inside that in the hotel which is like. one thing it's like okay you know we can. all admit hotel room sheets probably. aren't the cleanest so that's fine but. then she goes to take a shower and she's. freaking out she's coming in and out of. the shower room she's like she's like. walking around the hotel room she's like. guys has anyone seen my shower shoes my.

shower shoes anyone seen my shower shoes. and we're like shower shoes first off. it's like a brand new hotel we're like. the second people to ever stay in this. room why do you need shower shoes and. she's like because cuz the bathroom I. need shower shoes and y'all won't. believe what her shower shoes for she. couldn't find them everywhere she looked. the shower shoes were gone yeah so um I. I can't she had to improvise no no no M. you got that story so wrong what you you. got so wrong M so wrong I don't know the. shower shoes she was looking before was. that no yes yeah because remember you.

guys made me cuz we were only going to. La for like a day and so I couldn't pack. like a carry-on bag cuz you know cash. put us on Spirit or whatever and you. have to pay for a carry-on and why did. you just like throw shade at me like. literally just threw him under the. airplane put us on Spirits because he. knows that I need to have enough room to. pack my things and he's like well we we. got to fly spirit cuz it's the cheapest. but we're also not going to pay for a. bag so you better figure it out and pack. in a backpack and you figured it out it. wasn't ideal at all I was wait wait wait.

wait you're telling me you brought these. shower shoes with you yes from here. that's what I was trying to tell you no. no I did not remember that's why we had. to stop the St talk let's show them no. no no you can't show them yet finish the. story let's look at Cash's nails dude I. was going to clip them today you. insecure enough I was no but I couldn't. find a Clipper I couldn't look at them I. couldn't well did I show you that my my. words are. gone it is impressive is it it is. impressive I did normal nothing nothing.

I trying to get rid of these things for. 5 years more than that and all of a. sudden I was about to go to North South. I was about to go to South. Korea your your W north south definitely. South they. were you check your other your listen. let me finish my story I'm about to go. to South Korea because I got a I got a a. message on Instagram it's like this like. ger Dermatology place and they were like.

hey do you have any of these conditions. I was like yes I do all this is so great. and they're like we'll fly you to South. Korea and take off your warts and I was. like this is great perfect but then all. of a sudden it was literally like a. miracle all like all 25 warts are just. gone except I mean I have I have like. three. left yeah like three but that's crazy. see the nails yeah would you say that. nail clippers are essential cash what. would you say that nail clippers are. Essentials no they're obviously not.

Essentials how do your nails grow that. long are look at the white on the end. Essentials are things you need I clearly. do not need them did you did you didn't. send a sent you didn't sendil yes I did. I sent them nail clippers and take a. picture so we can pop it up so everyone. can see oh my nails I think they can see. it from way back there so you sent them. aofa and nail clippers how do you those. kids must have been excited I gave toys. too can now enjoy Cash's name. okay anyways are we we got to get back.

to so on five different stories right. now no no no no we're not we're not. we're back on from. Canada don't you open your mouth be. quiet we haven't filmed in like a month. and a half we have so much to tell yall. hey guys about the shower in our wall is. way bigger too I want to talk about the. shower shoes please I will get back to. it I'll get back I'll direct the conv. why you want to talk about shower Sho. it's the funny story listen. cash what did you say no nobody heard it. but me and Alex except the audience.

heard it and if you didn't heard it you. should run that back did I hear my name. 10 seconds did I hear my name I just. said the I said a funny joke must not be. repeated I'm going to chug this in your. head it probably was. repeated all right sorry we can oh. freaking I gosh we can talk about I got. to get another one now we can talk about. the shower shoes now uh I pretty much. just couldn't fit my shower shoes and my. backpack this is the longest story cuz. you keep interrupting me just F talk. Kate okay I couldn't F my shower shoes. so I told cash we have to stop at the.

store so I can pick something up so I. can take a shower and I got in the. shower I minding my business and cash. comes in and starts laughing and he. thinks it's the funniest thing ever. literally every human in the world would. laugh at this man this funniest thing. ever I mean I before I open the shower. here what I like is there a visco girl. in there what's going on a visco girl. this is what I see. [Laughter].

yo that's like. KY that's like a whole another level I. die to see that photo he wouldn't show. it to me hey did so you didn't get to. wash your feet then no I did cuz then I. take my feet out and I step on top of. the plastic bag and you scrub your feet. and then you put your feet back in what. but the inside of the bag's pretty dirty. and then after she gets out of the. shower she's like cat make sure to hang. my. shoes hang the bag got to let them bags. dry I had to hang dry them cuz I had to. use the next night oh my goodness did. what did yall think when you walked in.

and saw my bags I okay took a. shower no I I I. genuinely. personally think that could be. considered a problem maybe become it's. not though because Hotel showers I'm. writing that off my list of things to. talk about okay no Hotel showers are I. can guarantee you they don't go in after. every single guest and bleach the shower. like you should because people people go. into these Hotel showers and do who. knows what okay stop defending yourself.

you're just weird okay you're just going. to have to accept that fact do you all. know that people like pee in showers and. then and they Splash a little water on. the pee that's these two people right. here I peed one time in a shower that. was after I learned it was a thing I. listen how do you know Maverick pees in. showers K was yelling at him in the. hotel and was like stop peeing in the. shower A J that was a weird phrase to. hear coming from the shower that was a. joke but what do you mean it was a joke. you just kidding I'm not being I am. waiting for our marriage to get a little.

more stable. I you can't say that I'm sorry y'all. shower. together what have I. missed okay I didn't realize what I said. could be D totally wrong so we probably. should cut that part out but that part. was funny cut I just I'm just confused I. just can't see y'all like the same. shower well you should. anyways I'd like to move on.

now I'm just going to let you all know. make sure that part got cut out that. people do gross things and hotel showers. and they don't like pee on the floor and. you come in right after that guest and. you're stepping in there yeah you would. hate to know that before we got married. when I went to a hotel and they had the. bathtub oh did I sit in there and eat. chocolate oh no you did not sit in the. bath sit oh no cuz I didn't have a. bathtub at home at home so when I had.

one in the hotel I was lit see why are. you all making that reac cash actually. loves baths I've caught cash with. chocolate Epson Sal candles the whole. nine yards in the bathtub he does I was. really little what when I was about 15. no he was like he watched some video. that was like top five things. millionaires do and cash was like well I. want to be a millionaire listen got to. act like one do you guys all see do you. see the reaction you guys all just had. to cash sitting in a bathtub in the. hotel I sit in bathtubs in the hotel I'm.

sorry you surv I sit in the bathtub in. the hotel but like in my in my apartment. in Canada I I took baths no showers well. that's okay airb shower off after my. baths how in the world is an Airbnb. different because if you're staying in. an Airbnb you probably have a little bit. more time to go to the store and get. cleaning supplies to clean it yourself. did you bleach your bathroom no you're. cooked you're cooked you really hate to. that before we got married you know how. you know how I lay down in the shower m.

i I did that in in uh Hotel showers too. I'd be full. on position in there all the time. knocked out baby oh my gosh sleeping. baby well lucky for me I did find some. shower shoes that fold up all nice and. flat like like literally like this so I. can stick them in any bag who makes. shower shoes like. genuinely a genuine I am worried about. you though K it seems like it's starting. to inconvenience your normal life can we. talk about how Mr Beast is so cool I was.

just watching his video Let's pleas him. no well my actually my Uncle. Jimmy cash guys I'm trying to sit down. okay. all yeah sorry I'm just like trying to. no sorry what were you saying Harper. Harper very rude of them to interrupt. you yeah no my Uncle Jimmy um he I have. an Uncle Jimmy wait you think we are the. same uncle you might know him actually. he goes by Mr Beast on YouTube oh really. oh yeah that is the same one really. y'all are related wow wait that means. we're we're married no that's not what.

that means it means you're part of my. blood come on you but you're part of my. blood you're part of my you when you. guys were out of town my little sister. um has her best friend has these two. little siblings and they love coming to. our house because you know it's a fun. house every time they come they get toys. so they came by our house and she has an. 8-year-old little brother and he walks. in and he looks at all of our YouTube. plaques and he. goes Mr Beast has a diamond plaque he. said not impressed at all he looks at us.

and goes Mr B has a diamond PL no. actually no he started off he goes. where's your diamond he goes where's the. diamond one and I was like oh that mean. we don't have that he's like Mr Beast. does I like it was humbling well what. black do you have okay what color is. your pl we I have three gold ones do you. have a gold one do you have a silver one. I have. seven he seven silver ones that's insane. did you see the new one how it's baby. yeah so sad they shrunk it is Tiny yeah. YouTube what's up with that man you made.

your you made your plaque's baby little. baby plaque now no they probably s cuz. they were like a little tiny PL for a. little tiny person I don't appreciate. that YouTube This is how long my hair is. wow wow anyways I don't think that even. showed up this show how long my hair is. oh wow. crazy did you think it was real I saw. Kate's face and I think she thought it. was real for a second. I was looking at my watch and then I D.

I'm pretty sure she did that a gas bout. she was like wow he has long hair okay. my dad was making wait you were there. you were there yesterday when my dad was. making fun of me because we were driving. down the road yesterday my sister and I. were driving down the road and there's. this little boy and he's on the side of. the road with his puppy like waving at. everyone with his yeah okay everyone. made fun of you for that well okay you. were heckled at heckled at wait what did. you do K you this like 10-year-old boy. has like his puppy husky and he's like. waving at everyone as the Drives By I.

was like wow he's so excited about his. new puppy like he's showing everybody. okay you should really stop tell the. story I hear you don't know where this. goes I already know where it's going to. the puppy I'm just telling you everyone. in the room is going to laugh at you but. okay should I st me no no no tell me I. want to know Harper don't laugh at me. okay I. won't I won't laugh no I like saw I told. my sister I was like oh look he has a. puppy and we kept driving and probably. like three or four 4 hours later oh was. it not a puppy oh that's so funny no.

that's not where that was going I'm. sorry then a couple hours later a couple. hours later my dad and my sister and. cash we were all driving by and I was. like look he's still there showing off. his puppy oh dude it literally said. husky puppies and Kate thought homie. just had a puppy and was showing. everyone with a husky sign that says. husky puppy look at my puppy and I was. like Kate they're for sale and she's. like really I like. he's just standing on a street corner.

showing off his. puppy for hours to be fair he didn't. have the sign the first time I drove by. why I have a similar story me and my. sister were driving down the road and. there's this for sale sign like nailed. onto this tree by this house the tree. was for sale yeah she was like oh those. poor people and we're like what do you. what do you mean she's like they don't. have any money and we're like what why. do you think that J she's like they're. having to sell their trees like. oh my God trees are kind of expensive. that's actually what she said yes oh I.

was saying that as a complete joke. before you just said that no she really. thought that was hilarious that's funny. having to Pawn off your trees dude. that's bad me and cash tried to sell. some things growing up we sold. everything I sold D they a little. businessman I got Facebook Market when I. was nine what yep I was listing my video. games on there $5 a pup we we. were on Facebook at 9: yeah but they did. not know I was hustling they did not. know that find things we find things our. parents literally sell them like momm.

you need that I haven't used sure you. can have it put it up yeah if I'm going. to be honest I actually I had like such. a big Hab I just okay no I'm kidding I. had I had such a big habit of selling. things like and I would try to make. money every single day in my life um. like your poop yeah it was it was hard. um but uh what's it called you had to. pick up a lot of poop I did I did um but. no I went on Poshmark and I sold all my.

stuff and uh I got some money wow. recently or a while no a while ago no. cash was like trying he's like 10 trying. to go meet up with strangers off of. Facebook yeah one time I remember when I. first started my mom didn't know I was. listenting things on Facebook market and. I listed some video games for sale this. guy was like wanting them and I scared. him away because every time I texted him. after it's like been a minute I'd pick. up my phone and text him and I'd say. hey and that's it I'd wait for him to. say hey back and then i' be like great.

so now about these video games and then. like a couple hours go by I'd be like. hey and he be like hi hey and then I be. like all right let's talk more and I you. want to buy very weird now looking back. on it dude I remember doing some weird. deals there was one time I I like traded. for this little mini computer like those. little tiny ones mhm and then me and you. really wanted paintball guns this guy. had three paintball guns so I met up in. this like gas station parking lot and I. was like 13 and I think Mom or Dad one.

drove one was there and and so I like. jump out the minivan I run over this. guy's car and I like hand him this. little computer and he hands me three. paintball guns I'm like going across the. paring. L like an illegal arms deal so when you. were 13 you met up with like a strange. man in a parking lot my mom and Mom Mom. and Dad were there I'm not saying it was. a good idea but but at 13 years old you. met up with a man in a parking lot and. like that's crazy but my mom and dad. were you keep leing that. out a key part they're not real guns for.

the intro now people are going to see. that and be like Maverick met up with a. man in a parking lot I can get it in the. intro yeah I met up with this guy off of. Facebook in a park when I was 13 in a. parking lot to buy guns from him at 13. and we bought them paintball guns bought. the guns paintball guns you bought the. guns uh well I didn't buy him I traded. him for that little laptop I was a trade. we were trade we were making bargains. that's crazy time Harper we bought a. unicycle off Facebook Marketplace this.

was crazy turns out well first off it. was a crazy good deal when we found it. we were like oh my goodness a crazy good. deal for a un you understand they're. expensive they get expensive and I saw. what brand this was and I was like. that's an expensive one 36 inch wheel. like a mountain bike of unicycle this is. crazy we went and bought it and then we. post a picture of us riding it on. Instagram like look at my new uni and. then um we we post it and one of our. friends are like we paid like 200 bucks. for it which was a really good deal cuz. it's like a $900 un yeah one of our.

friends that we met like a couple of. times was more like my sister's friend. an acquaintance yeah yeah you could say. um he comments on it and he's like. where'd you get. that and then I was like bought it on. Facebook and then he starts texting me. and he's like that's my unicycle like. hour and half away from and he was like. oh somebody stole it from him yeah he. was like it got stolen last week shut up. oh my gosh and he he lived in Tulsa so. it's like a big city to be fair homie. was asking for it he threw his he got.

something stuck in a tree so he threw. his unicycle in the tree trying to get. it down and then he got his unicycle. stuck in the tree so he went home to get. a ladder and then when he got back his. unicycle was gone that's crazy also. because even if I saw a unicycle on a. tree I'm assuming that's freebi at that. point yeah that's py you did it to me. and you definitely would have been like. Facebook Facebook let get this thing on. guys there's so many stories I have to. tell you oh well why haven't you said. any. start sharing I just I can't I just well.

don't say anything you're not supposed. to Kate Kate can know and Kenzie can. know okay I won't. listen. well. I. I you don't have anything to say to you. no I don't I thought a musical was about. to bust out man I. feel I feel like not myself dud you know. what I've been should we make a musical. yeah oh my gosh I saw someone on Tik Tok. that went to the movies in the morning.

and they took breakfast with them oh. that's a good idea we should go at like. a ripe night McDonald's pancake platter. in the movies it's so sad going to the. movies when the sun's up let's talk. about our perfect scenery mine is. sitting in a bed with like McDonald's. pancakes scen listening to Lana Del re. with outside scenery is like when you're. driving on the road and like look at the. scenery scene wait the perfect scene or. setting set setting the setting is me. sitting in like a cloud bed like so.

comfortable with my blankets over me my. breakfast what does that mean I don't. know I'm just thinking of the settings. here okay um anyways. um funny I get it um and then I I like. I'm eating my waffles or my pancakes and. there's Nutella on them and I'm. listening to Lana Del by the way do I. sound like Lana Del when I sing. this wait can can y'all try to sound. like Lana I hear you you just swing. that's literally L that was so good.

ready swinging in the backyard pull up. in your fast car whistle in my name. that's pretty close car car sounded like. it yeah it was like Johnny Cash means. like no that's pretty close she does. have like a super deep like talk voice. yeah wait can you sing like her please. let's see her I can't even remember what. song she sings it's you it's you I can't. see actually I was just looking at the. Rockway comments on YouTube and someone. said K can't sing so never you were. trying very hard though right I know no.

I don't S I just can't sing I think you. can I've heard you sing I don't know I. think we were all giving it our best in. that music video low okay well I want to. show you this one girl I I'll send it to. y'all y'all don't have to watch the. whole thing obviously cuz it's like a. minute but um there's this one girl and. she sounds exactly like Lana Del re like. exactly like her and she's like this. 12-year-old girl ready if you play a. video of you I'm going. to no just listen just listen sounds. exactly like. oh I've seen her she's so good wait that.

kind of sounds like you just wait I'll. like Play Hold. [Music]. on see are we going to get cop I think. you do sound on YouTube you do sound. like Lana Del R but you just sound. younger like like you got to like she's. just more adult swinging in the backyard. pull up in your first car whistle in my. name Harper when's the new song coming. open up a beer and you say it over here. okay that's okay oh Harper I never. showed you what I went to a trampoline.

park okay and look at this. what what I'm so confused what this had. to do with anything you ever just hear a. grown man say I forgot to show you I. went to this trampoline park trampoline. no no listen you know how you know how. I'm like terrified to do a back flip. sure or just go upside down sure he's. terrified to go backwards even walking. backwards okay let's see. it I didn't want to show you now that. you were just like sure just show me but. whatever I'll show it still okay check.

this. out whoa I can't even do now wait now. wait I got a better one yeah. Alex did Alex do a flip check this out. ready boom parkour wait wait wait just. it gets. better boom. parkour. better boom bo not not the front gator. gerer Off the Wall I want see it the. Gainer off the wall is crazy that's.

scary why did you Al got like I want to. see your driver's license what I've. heard stories oh driver can we show your. driver's license please that thing is. wild man oh wait no we can't really show. it show it no we can cover the. edge picture L cut face yeah just see me. just yeah I Al did you grab her with. your toe. no oh my God. dud let me see it I'm telling you man. that man should be in jail he's like a.

white Maui right now in. this he's like post Malone's long lost. cousin like Jack Carlo's little brother. yeah that is insane letzy you you got to. bring back the flow Alex that's crazy oh. my God he also looks like he like. definitely sells some CDs on the side. dude I think this is the guy we bought. the paintball guns from let me see it oh. my gosh that's crazy you're just not.

ready for it wait that wig that wig that. cash wears that is what it looks like. dud I don't know I mean you know you can. like you know I don't think they let you. smile but like you know you can look. semiha happppy you can smile in your. driver's license picture you can't I. smiled just not your passport no they. made me not she was like the lady was. like wait you can smile that's your. don't smile I was like but and she was. like you going to smile the police. officer like this it looks like a mug. shot it does look like a mug shot. why are you sweating oh yeah he he was. nervous for that picture he was.

literally sweating I'm sorry we just put. you on blast like Loki looks like the. 13-year-old that's trying to get a fake. and he's. like straight after that he just went to. the trampoline park and started hitting. gainers wait when did you cut your hair. a fake what uh uh he cut his hair like. five years ago no four he never cuts his. hair he used to get haircuts yeah new. haircut type beat no but that was like. not no haircut in like seven years new.

haircut type beat Ricochet. Ricochet that was funny yeah what can I. say I'm a comedian no you're not all. right guys our TV broke again we have. another broken TV oh I couldn't tell I. don't know looks pretty good to me. that's picture looks pretty clear yeah. no lol podcast logo is not available. today so w w well I don't know why cash. decided that wait how is it laminated. like that how did you print it like that. it's just called laminate laminate I.

don't even think it's laminated I just. it's laminate it's shiny did you print. that just now I want to know something. Harper what when we were at the live. show there was a moment on stage that we. like glossed over it because we were. live in it's live podcast you know and. so we didn't get a touch on it you. mentioned I I just want you to tell the. story like fully tell it cuz you said it. in like 2 seconds at the live show and I. want to hear exactly what happened but.

she's like. scared you were talking about some cheer. story what was the story though you were. cheerleading and you you what what did. you say you pooped on a girl I don't. know something no I didn't poop on a. girl I only semi pooped on a. girl I'm kidding I first of all if the. sentence ever starts with that that. means you pooped on okay okay let me. tell you so I was. how did the day start do you eat Taco. Bell no why does that remind me of the.

Zookeeper when he's like don't poop at. him that monkey if you love her don't. poop at her if you love her you got thr. poop at her it works every time it works. every time you do that so good we sound. just like the monkey dud you could be. the monkey and I could be the zootopia. character the zootopia the uh love let. me tell you king M what's his name. that's. not Madar. King Julian oh King Julian isn't he the.

monkey the one that's like King Julian's. a little the Lemur zotopia 2 comes out. soon though all. anyways I'm so hyped I love that movie I. love it wait okay I'll talk about it um. so yeah I was cheering and it was like. four years ago and I I asked people in. the live audience if they ever cheer and. all of them basically raised their hands. cuz they're all girls who cheer yeah. okay um and then I and then I literally. what are you doing oh and then I said um.

and then I'm trying to think I was like. yeah so I farted in my back spot's face. on accident what was that like were you. sitting there just like oh excuse me no. no no we were we were going on was it. like like Grandma walk across the living. room machine gun style. like like did it just keep going no no. no I was getting into the sponge and. then when I went up it and then like. they it just gave you a little boost it. gave you a little boost you were not. even never flown so you were SED okay. but but me and his back spot were really.

close me and imagine after that me and. GI are still close and we talk about. this every day but every day yeah. basically every day at school and. basically remember farted in my. vac and basically she got pink. eye oh it happens man wait you're lying. I'm kidding I'm lying but what if she. did that would be that would be crazy. that reminds me of like have you seen. that image wait hold on the girl pooping.

the girl pooping that has to be AI. generated dude I don't know if it is or. not that's not a generated that was from. Harper's. game I thought the girl had red hair. yeah dude I don't know it's the girl. they're doing the cheer stunt and it's. just poop falling out it's like diarhea. you not SE it dude this I'm imagining. I'm imagining that that would be the end. of life for me and imagine being a she. High a high school teenager with all the. people all the student section watching.

you poop oh I would so drop out you got. to change school you got to move. countries that's good that's that's. stuff that follows you now at the point. you have to learn a new. language that's like you're going to. move schools down the road and no one's. going to know girl's stomach was turning. before she went up why did she not say. anything that is crazy she knew that. girl's hand was about to touch her butt. too she just she' allowed it to happen. oh my go oh my gosh oh yeah this is it I. don't let me see it yeah oh wait it's.

not real wait let me get it better can't. be real some these edits are crazy look. they edited them here all holding up a. Starbucks. C hold on hold on I got to send these. all uh dude it's always hard to find. have you guys ever pooped your pants I. know you have I mean at the gym when I. was squatting just does that to you man. yeah I still can't believe you did that. to the girl right in her face yeah it it. was kind of messed up but we were close. after that and yeah we ended up being. best friends so did you think before you.

went up oh this is about to go really. bad no CU I want I knew I was going to. fart in a race I didn't like I could. have contained it but I wanted to I you. could have contained it but you were. like I'm going to do this to her she. deserves it I did that to k a liot i. can't no because it's like funny and we. would all laugh and and it smell really. bad she like okay so this is just all. like over her face at that moment let me. see it no because you have underwear on. and Bloomers this is not real life dude. there's been some rumors about me and. about no she said Bloomers whatever that.

is kind Bloomers I want to hear where. you're going with that spandex shorts. there's been some rumors about me where. I almost want to go out of the country. there's a rumor where gosh I I hear her. can I she's fine we're almost done. there's a rumor where I pooped in the. hot tub oh my gosh that's crazy uh how. would did that rumor come because you. know it's pretty either it did or didn't. happen it's not like that's not like. something that's like hearsay okay I'll. tell you I wait is your say the right. word for that yeah oh really well I got.

I got a spray tan and it went around the. whole school that I pooped in the hot. tub the whole the whole school and and. the whole LISD whatever that is the. school district school dist all high. schools in the area everybody was. talking about it everybody's like did. you know Harper zmer pooped in the hot. tub dude. what I was I was so mad you know that's. like the worst at the water par it's. like at least one time listen after you. basically poop in the girl's face and. the cheer I mean it's not far stretched.

to say one might in the hot Tu I saw um. you know how like high schools have like. those little bar sto accounts oh yes. where they make fun of just the other. schools around and where they make fun. of like the people who are relevant at. the. schools never heard of that that's. actually where I was going is I there's. a so my old high school there's a girl. that I'm like really close with like. family friends I grew up with her she's. at that school now and she's like yeah. the bar stool page when they were. playing against Harper School posted a.

picture of her and I was like what and I. went and my old high school was bullying. Harper oh what was it guy your school. sucks was it Pierce JJ Pierce I'm not. saying which one oh well one of them was. cuz I've been posting on on all of. them yeah actually I think that's the. only thing those other schools have. against your high school is that you go. there it's me they're like who else girl. in your school and it was me on the. podcast saying what the I was like what. are you doing what are you doing like. it's no yours for the one that my school.

posted was like uh average your school. student and it was it was the picture of. you like oh yeah oh my gosh I would. liked that kind of funny and even dude. there was like some some bad things on. there too I was like so embarrassed. people will post like actual like crazy. things M like insane but it doesn't hurt. me no you don't she to come to the. podcast and talk about it after. yeah yeah yeah hey but we just need to. clarify you didn't poop in the girl's.

face or the hot tug I didn't poop in the. girl's face but and I didn't poop in the. girl what the way you worded it in the. beginning okay so I didn't do that atin. didn't do that one one of them seemed. real no I didn't do any of them I may. have farted in the girl's face but I I. had self tan and it scraped off in the. hot tub yeah wait I I told you about the. story when I peed in the hot tub did I. tell you that one. no I don't think you should tell anybody. that story yeah that makes me very.

uncomfortable mean who has that when you. fun story that's not when you throw out. there yourself that's when you have to. let other people bring up but like a sec. I thought huskys were not for sale well. I was just wondering if anyone else. would have been just as confused as I. cuz there was no Husky for sale sign. well I find this story humoring because. it didn't happen to me um well I mean I. kind of did but me and my friend Michael. and uh my friend Pape we were all three. sitting a hot tub for like 8 hours lips. here yeah he does where is he uh he's.

gone right now oh um they we were all. sitting in a hot tub from like the hours. of like 700 p.m. to like 5:00 a.m. yes. and yes I hate when Harper acts so. uninterested in my I just want to say it. okay then don't we don't want to hear. heard the story before I I think we. have. cool no you can finish everyone wanted. to hear it hey these people may not have. heard it so just say it quickly but. hurry cuzz we don't have much time my.

Chipotle is. coming it's not funny all right guys. well make sure to get your New York. tickets I. guess uh we'll see you next time wait. can we have 10 more seconds just 10 more. oh no no timer on it now no no five more. one all bye.