My Mom Exposes My Love Life!
what's up guys today we are talking. about stuff with our parents we're g to. be our parents are on the episode um you. guys are probably wondering where what. the that was kind of foul um yeah our. parents on today say hi. hi um they're going to be you know just.
walking through this episode with us. talking about how amazing of a child I. was through all of our childhood years. oh yeah you laugh that laugh just says. it all yeah you were you were the demon. child you you were crazy yeah you were. the reason your dad got a vasectomy what. yo yes that's correct that's crazy. that's that is literally that is. literally the only doctor's appointment. he's ever made for himself in the 30. years we've been. married your mother would more kids.
wanted more kids I said heck. no you you made have canceled the family. plan wait did you actually make the. appointment I made it myself because I. kep telling her to make the appointment. she wouldn't make it and I said okay. I've had enough of this kid crying I'm. not going to have a second one on that. no and unfortunately he didn't stop he. just kept on being the child that test. test you guys our problem was Lany and. Maverick were such good. babies cash came out he was a little.
devil not surprise I can see the. thumbnail now baby. devil and his dad running after him on. like a big. wheel with this little flamethrower and. her with scissors in the. background or her in the hospital just. getting um him born and he runs out of. off the bed and start running through. the Halls getting the scissors and. stabbing.
is Chuck. Chucky you know somebody said they did. on the podcast Harper was just rambling. in somebody second somebody told Chucky. to shut up yeah I heard that someone. said that in the comments or like here. in the. comments that's funny wow do you know. who Chucky is yeah the little redhead. this small and he's cute really cute. okay really cute red head there's. nothing cute about that doll that looks. like me that doll is not cute at all.
terrifying terrifying does he have like. a big scar across his face yes it shows. how he's mentally stable because he can. have a mentally how how is how is. Maverick so much easier to raise than. me he was very contented he was just. content to just play by himself you you. just scream till you learn to crawl. really you should see him now I try to. play by myself I try to leave I'm like. hey I'm going to go out and do something. he's like where you going no no no you. can't leave me no no I think that was.
the issue then whatever you were doing. he wanted to do and he couldn't do it he. was he just mad cuz Maverick's walking. around and he can't even crawl and he he. was ticked off he's still ticked off. yeah he does get mad whenever M's got. like plans like MAV going on a date cash. don't like that yeah he literally was. like he was like jealous. well can I come said that he said K and. I book a table that night too it's a. double date he wants a double date no he. wants.
us no Maverick was like no this is a. date and cash go oh that's fine we'll. just book our own table at the. restaurant with you guys you don't want. to double date with him that's not a. good idea no not this kind of date this. is a serious date this is where he's GNA. ask all the hard questions to see if he. should actually pursue her oh yeah he's. not wasting it's the first date he. said yeah I got to figure out the. details before I can pursue yeah so it. either either there won't be a second. date or we're getting married next month. so one or the other cash and I predict.
that if this goes well Maverick will be. married by like November to January oo. they like her I do like her you you've. met her oh yeah we hung out she was. great oh see real sweet girl if Kate. likes her she's probably pretty good. yeah I will say I really think y'all. hurt Cash's feelings this is the. quietest I've ever heard on the podcast. ever he does know how to take the news. it's really hard to hurt Cash's feeling. he's just sad cuz he's afraid Maverick's. going to get a girlfriend. four of G right now he might get.
married oh my gosh you should have heard. it the other day the other night wasn't. it yes the other night M's talking about. it and okay this episode is supposed to. be exposing me and M okay okay here's a. little exposure for M oh go ahead Kate. sorry oh yeah let me finish and then I. want to but he was like um oh yeah like. I really like this girl you know we're. going to go out on a date if it goes. well and like I really think that she's. wife material like I'll pursue it pretty. quickly and cash is like whoa whoa whoa. whoa whoa.
threw himself on the ground he was like. what is happening this cannot happen and. M was like what do you mean like I have. to get married someday he was like. you're going to get a wife and then. you're you guys going to live here right. like if she doesn't want to live here. you're not going to marry her and he was. like well if I want her to be my wife. and she doesn't want to live here like. we'll get another place he was having to. meltdown he threw a. complete this was him he went oh no no. no no it's not happen no it's not. happening he literally was laying and. rolling on the ground he was P yes you. were you were you were you literally.
were okay okay because listen you like. but if she doesn't want to live here. you'll find another one you're going to. let her go like yeah he say it's not an. option for her not to live here that's. not the number one marriage material. requirement but but listen listen listen. which I'm all for a communal household I. think that's the way we should live yes. but I think families should stay. together wait y'all should tell her what. y'all should tell him what he said best. parents should not split up you remember. what he said best case is best case if M. wants to move out he's like I we have to. move out we have to get our separate.
place my wife hates you it wasn't best. case it was only other case yeah pretty. much yeah actually the the only solution. to that that I would be fine with is we. build houses right next to each other. preferably joined houses like a duplex. but they could have a little separation. in between them but they need to be. houses right next to each other maybe a. joining garage or something like that so. we're still connected I so y'all can. share all the house bills here's the. thing okay do you want your husband to.
be gone all the time no and I agree he. will be no no no I agree that um like. one property with two houses that's. great I love that idea yeah I think I. think just one big house like see here's. the thing I was trying to justify the. other day me and C were looking at a. nice house and we were like we can't we. can't get this house it's too nice it's. too big in Texas it was too big yeah we. were like it's too big but then I. started thinking wait a second we're. going to have 15 people over there well. there's two of us and if I did the math.
correctly my father and his brother. their house combined is less square. footage than this house so so if we. combine our house shouldn't we be. allowed to get a mansion because because. it's combined like 10,000 square F feet. sounds crazy you need a like hallway in. the middle I feel like 10,000 feet. sounds crazy but if you think about two. 5,000 foot houses you're all for this. but the second he finds out I'm pregnant. he's out yep no it's a 10,000 foot I. don't even have to hear about you being. pregnant I don't even know 2,000 this is.
this one's like 36 36,000 it was no no. 31 3 3,500 no 3, so if youall get a. 10,000 square foot house you'll be able. to have grandkids and those kids will be. able to have great great grandkids have. our studio not in our living two normal. siiz houses on the same property right. next to each other I don't like the de. separation so basically Harper it was. the size of your house no yeah so pretty. much want we want a house the size of. Harpers that kind exactly the same size. as y'all's they want the same doors as. you the same.
door got nice door he like I like this. door and I was like don't we have the. exact same doors he like no the front. door I like the wood and I was like I. was like no wonder my dad got so mad. when I slammed the door once he he was I. slammed it so doors are expensive man. yeah here's the thing awkward silence is. getting to me cash is going to. eventually get upset because when he is. pregnant I will start looking as soon as. I find out you're pregnant of I'm. looking for place I'm never getting.
myself pregnant I'm never getting I'm. never going to be pregnant that's. admirable of you I would I would never. get pregnant that's good no kids now her. on the other hand what she might get. pregnant what are you trying to say I'm. just saying me personally as an. individual I'm not getting pregnant. you're not going to contribute anything. to society well I don't want to be. pregnant what are you saying right now. why. would why would I want to be pregnant. okay I have a question if it's not you. who's gonna get her pregnant no no no.
she can be. pregnant I just don't want to be the one. being. pregnant me carrying the baby yeah I. don't want to do that yeah see that was. a given like that was never going to. happening no one expected you to carry. the baby sister husband type you let. that go like don't worry about it okay. don't stress about that one okay yeah. but I I I I'll have a baby but I just. don't want to carry the baby yeah very. honorable all right Mom Dad MAV has. always been worried about who he was. going to marry me I'm not worried about. who I'm going to marry I've been worried. do you remember when I this kid begged.
me and begged me to homeschooling. remember that where's his goat you. begged me to you begged me to homeschool. you you didn't want to stay in public. school another year so I finally how old. am I how old am I how old were you this. is how long ago he's been thinking about. a wife 11 10 no for third grade four gr. I was in fourth grade going into fourth. grade this is how long he's been worried. about a wife begs me and begs me to let. him homeschool I finally give in I'm. like okay yeah will'll homeschool you. this year because I had wanted him to go. another year yes and then I go to T in. bed that night and the kid is crying.
he's so upset and I'm like what is wrong. and he's like Mom do you think. homeschooling will interfere with me. getting. [Laughter]. married why that's true no way that's. unnecessary I don't know what kind of. dream you had I think you thought every. person met their their spouse at high. school or something I don't know but. um first there's just no way that's true. it's 100% I school might have interfered.
with it cuz he's still looking yeah I. clearly have fears okay clearly I had. good concerns as as a a third grader all. right cuz here we are Mom I'm sorry I. should have left you in school I guess. you didn't you didn't listen to me is. that one of the first questions you. asked were you homeschooled on the. date are you going to ask her that H are. you going to ask her that I have seven. questions to ask her those know she's.
weird huh oh you don't want to hear the. questions they're boring I mean like. they're not they're not this kind of. podcast questions oh they're just like. I'd like to hear the seven questions. after yeah I want to hear them after. yeah is there any stories you want to. know about me and M that I want to know. um ask me anything yeah um let me think. let me think let me think let me think. what seven questions would you ask on a. date yeah Harper no you keep thinking. okay yeah yeah yeah uh do you bake. cookies.
do the answer is yes that I I think that. was pre do will you live in a house with. me and my brother also preved a little. bit I already mentioned that and it was. like a I see the idea what that's it she. was she was she was about it if it made. sense Cas believe it or not that's a. that's a that's an interesting thought. to most American women that are looking. for a husband maybe marry someone from. like Indonesia I you know what I want to. know I don't know when y'all were.
filming that uh Tik Tok or not Tik Tok. um at y''s old house in California or La. whatever where wherever it was did when. he did when cash did the backflip did he. actually break his neck on the Air Track. or was that just for cl did you finish. the video no well then you wouldn't you. wouldn't know you wouldn't know so then. just tell me oh and they weren't there. for that they were living on their own. then really how old were y'all too young. 16 yeah cash was 17 when we left I want. to move away when I stay home chopr was. stressing today he was like yeah my son.
he's 16 he wants to his girlfriend's. family invited him out for the weekend. I'm really nervous to let him go I was. going to tell him what I was asking to. do at 16 but I decided not to I was I. was going to say well just be thankful. he's just asking to go spend the weekend. with his girlfriend and not ask him to. fly across the country or move across. the country get married or get married. or get married yeah yeah 16 kid has to. get married to me you guys were always. pushing our limits as parents and doing. things you were too young to be doing.
what too much Independence too young I. waited never mind M Maverick didn't as. much as cash was two years older so it. did make it easier he was already almost. 18 when a lot of stuff started happening. I just had a lot more ideas okay and. know har yeah is there anything you want. to know like when we were like child. like younger um like under 15 oh Cash. ever eat his poop what. the more than likely I do know this he.
he was a filthy child too he would touch. things when we when I would take him to. the bathroom when he was little he would. go in there and start touching. everything and I'm like don't touch it. and barick would get grossed out he. would sit there kind of gagging I was. like a four or fiveyear old. germaphobe. M you would even yeah I was like always. telling them to wash their hands you. know wash your hands germs and stuff so. you freaked me out as a 5-year-old I was. scared and Scar thought they were living. so I was on the toilet and I had them. standing out it was in a public restroom.
I had him standing outside and I hear. somebody come in and they go to the. bathroom and then they start to walk out. the door and Maverick standing out there. and he's he's five he goes sir sir you. didn't wash your. hands I start Escape he I started. laughing on that to I was trying to. hold oh my God that's so funny and the. guy all got all mad he's like I was. going to I was going to I was just. getting the door I was like he goes. thank you sir that's what he said that.
was a woman that did it with you you did. it with me was a woman. she police yeah I was in the stall at. the mall and you and ly were little I. you right outside the stall door while I. went to the restroom and this lady comes. out and she's gonna walk on out and you. didn't talk to her you said hey ladyy. that lady didn't wash her. hands she yes young man I'm washing my. hands I'm just putting my purse. down yeah sure she was that one's even. not hey you forgot to wash your hands.
that person didn't wash their hands. obviously she needed some public. embarrassment because she was going to. continue you shamed her yeah she need. shame your bathroom shamed her see. bathroom shame people all the time you. know what's weird y'all saying like kids. in the bathroom I never see a kid in the. bathroom I know like in the men's well I. know why cash didn't use the bathroom at. school wait why did I not use bathroom. what oh no what's going on like oh no oh.
no the kid did not wipe his butt till he. help oh. no the Late Bloomer on the wiping butt. thing okay so he' been in school like a. year and and at home he still needed. help all the time I'm like son what do. you do when you go to the bathroom at. school he goes I don't poop at. school I didn't poop at school cuz I. couldn't wi my butt okay so I had to. wait until I could get home so my mom my. butt. you crazy terrible me wait so how old.
was he when he that was preschool or. kindergarten he probably did that till 5. that's crazy mom come wipe me oh my God. I'll tell you this I was old enough that. I remember having to call my mom come me. that's terrifying that's Terri I do. remember that I remember having to like. open up the door at of the house and be. like Mom mom I need you to wipe me you. would say that hey as long as you can. get away with it I mean why do it I'm. want to try now I'm going to try no I'm. going to be like Kate k you know you.
needed it would you wipe my butt if I. needed it no yeah exactly you were hire. someone butt wiper oh they both were. pretty good liars at school though oh. yes oh yeah have you talked about that. no no not prek prek with Maverick listen. listen he can PR you got to test the. limits with the teachers all right he. had a pet turtle convinced his teacher.
that it came out of it shell mhm and. they had to take it to the vet and get. it sewed back into it shell M we never. had so I so I go pick him up from school. that day and Miss director goes oh I was. so sorry to hear about the turtle I'm so. glad they were able to save it yeah and. I'm. like like yes yes it was a tragedy come. on so he had to go back in and apologize. for lying. she bought it like if I'm going to sit.
like I was bored all right like sitting. there walking down the hallway with the. teacher I'm like do you hear about the. tragedy and sound like y'all may have. talked about this one though I think. where you saw somebody throw up on TV oh. yeah we talked about that so you would. make and I had to go make you apologize. to your teacher because you were getting. out of class when you were in first. grade faking throwing up in the trash. can yo he had two two. breakfast no he was take his fingers. down his throat and throw up right yeah.
wa did they ever get like suspended or. expelled or anything no no they were. good kids they loved their teachers and. they were teacher like after I mean they. were pretty quickly homeschooled I feel. like yeah do you get detention in like. second grade I don't think so yeah you. can you can they were but you you guys. were good they never got in trouble. school they tried to give it to me. Maverick was such a teacher's pet that I. had to move him in classes one year. because he's a little suck up he uh was. terrified at his teacher and he had to. be where he was going to get paded on. the back I can do good well I'm just.
like I'm a top of the class kind of. person she wasn't treating me like. that she was treating me like a second. class second grader and that was not. okay wait you had to move classes cuz. your teacher didn't like you second. grade I think yeah I was literally. getting sick in the morning's going to. school she was mean she was a mean. teacher she didn't like no none of the. kids liked it we were all like you ever. seen like those prison camps that's what. we all looked like we're all walking in. there. like he had to move his color from green. to Yellow something that was just too. much please don't miss teacher oh poor.
guy and yeah it was like the kind of. teacher where it's like no laughing. allow in class no nothing and you know. what someone laughed all right more. homework Harper yeah what kind of. trouble did you get in as little first. and second graders first and second. grade little kid I mean I would go to. the principal sometimes but I was good I. was. wait nobody just goes to the principal. well one day I what did that what. happened what got you there um what's it. called I used to have a pencil on the.
bus and I would poke holes in the back. of the seat oh bandism yeah I would poke. holes in the back of the seat cuz I was. so bored I understand that that's the. kind of thing I would do yeah so I. started poking hes in the back of the. seat and then finally they found they. found out and they're like whoever's. poking holes in the back of the seat. stopped so then the next day I kept. poking holes in the seat and it got to a. point where it was so big that like. basically the whole thing was gone like. ripped apart and then I they were like. okay that's it so they found out they. looked on the camera they found it was. me I went to the principal's office and.
um yeah I couldn't ride the bus for a. week so my mom had to take me and she. hated it she hated it so much I did. similar things I remember like y'all. don't know this when I was a kid I I you. left me in the car too long again got. bored like can't help it I supposed to. say we left you in the car well you left. me in the car too long mom twitch did. good or bad it's the truth all right and. so I'm sitting there riding shotgun you. know you can only kick the dash so long. with your feet before you get bored of.
kicking the dash so I take the pen and I. start stabbing the dash oh I remember. that there were pin pin holes in I never. got in trouble for it I if we knew who. did it yes we knew he did it or we knew. one of the kids did it yeah the never. got brought up to me I just stab that. thing m still does that to this day my. car the console that not me he ripped. the fabric off I admitted the door. handle could possibly he also fidget. with the door handle until he ripped the. door handle I didn't fidget with the. door handle until I ripped it off his. door handle was falling apart and it was.
sharp and it cut me and I said M door. handle so I ripped the part that cut me. off and then the center console I never. touched that I promise no he did I let. him prise I wouldn't promise I I. wouldn't promise unless I was telling. the truth and I had not touch the center. console but I did I did I went to town. on your door handle after freaking up St. hold on hold on one. more. sorry sorry. guys dad silently insulted me and nobody. heard. I didn't don't.
insult don't. insult wait what did you say. no M said she was the kind of teacher. that didn't let you laugh in. class kind like living with Kate. yeah K gets mad at things all the time. yeah all the time I'm kidding K mom hit. dad let you do anything K would be a. good mom telling you Kate's going to be. a great mom can't burn the yard K Kate. will be a good mom she gets mad at like. this.
dud she get she gets very angry when I. bring things like this. out yeah that's so hot turn off fast. look at her look at her she's mad she. see it in her eyes the gas is going to. get out it's stressing me out Kate one. time I came home and there was a black. spot on our. wall and I was like what happened here. it was just us we didn't have kids and. he said well I had this lighter and I I. just wanted to see what would happen if. I firmed the wall so they didn't.
honestly I'm Sor you're married man dad. it must be an inheritance pH oh my God. sorry hey no I didn't burn no wall I. painted the wall so I could burn it if. iing yes that's what I'm saying but the. thing is you broke a brick on the house. how does that happen from fiting with it. and then I fixed it the brick was loose. and I was like that's loose we should. probably and it broke.
again the porch I was sitting on the. porch one morning reading my Bible and I. look up and the brick that you. so perfectly fixed iect I personally. super glued that thing that should have. stayed it took all three of us we put a. lot of work into making that thing day. yeah well and you know what no one can. see it and no nobody cares nobody cares. about the brick Kate you fiddled with a. brick with a brick until it have you. ever seen the brick have you noticed. I just a firm believer that we pay money.
for our things and we should treat the. things that we spend money on good we. bought a nice house we should treat our. house nicely. but we bought this house to create. content in and so when things break for. Content wait wait the brick didn't the. brick wasn't content but there a lot of. things are okay you just broke the brick. I broke I just broke the brick but care. more about content I care more about my. home yeah we don't because the home. doesn't make us money well we already. make enough money with the content not. breaking our house so why do we y'all.
are like well if we break our house. we're not going to make money we make. plenty of money without doing things. that harm our house right but if I can. make funny money and have fun I'm going. to do that house you don't need sorry. it's his fault no it's I mean it is your. fault. but he bought a motorcycle at three I. mean they' just. been I wouldn't say we've been like. hazardous but yeah right. just from hang out for a year yeah.
they're chaotic aren't they and it's a. stressful environment it's not stressful. with me here obv didn't they didn't you. have like things you juggled that were. on fire what were those called yeah yeah. we've had like Fireballs we had. Fireballs um like it's stuff yall don't. even realize like you guys are trying to. do a triple back flip off the railing. and you swear you're going to land it. and I'm stressing cuz y'all are trying. to kill yourself and y'all don't know it. no okay but let's think about let's. think about here listen we never would. try to kill ourselves it would only.
happen accidentally uh yeah but when. y'all do things that are stressing me. out like y'all are like going to hurt. when are y's going to get hurt I get. stressed out okay but let's think about. it let's think about it out of all the. stuff the stress I've put my mom through. the stress I've put Kate. through what have we done what's. happened for the you've Dr but what's. happened what has the stress done for. anyone what's what's been the outcome of. all the stuff we did everything's fine. well you almost lost at se you've had a. broken leg I mean a few things almost. almost. answer me this did the stress fix any of.
it no did the stress bring him back from. C no no broke your leg stress didn't fix. his broken bones listen I didn't say I. shouldn't stress and I'm trying not to. stress but I live in a stressful. environment so naturally I will stress a. little bit but I'm working on it you get. there it was hard for me Kate I it was. did you like stop stressing when they. moved out no because then I sometimes I. would lay awake at night and I would. have to call them just to make sure they.
weren't fighting because I couldn't go. to sleep because I was worried they were. fighting what are you serious you don't. remember that I would call and just make. sure that we weren't fighting she. everything all right CU I would be. worried that y'all were out there. killing each other or something I'm not. y'all don't fight a whole lot it's the. activities y'all come together to do. that's what I was saying I did have to. as a mom watching them grow up learn to. be to back off it was hard I think. somebody told me once to raise. courageous men though you have to let. them be courageous little boys and.
that that always stuck with me and uh it. was I'm not it was hard though but. they're not little bo now we didn't want. to raise a bunch of sissies well they're. not sissies now they can stop doing that. stuff they're now now but what. accomplished what if I start to become a. that that's why we don't listen to. you go Maverick's kind of a when. he dances. naked maybe naked f stand by it you can. say whatever you want this man takes.
bubble baths and sits on the floor of. the shower in the shower he loves his. bath I sit in his shower too he doesn't. take bubble baths by himself anymore so. that's not as weird that's good like if. I watch he said. yeah with the pink bubbles and eat. chocolates okay would you rather me not. stress you out and you walk in and your. your full grown man husband is taking a. bubble bath by himself is that what. you'd rather but you probably worry I. drown oh you never know he might have. even borrowed one of your books that. you've been reading sitting there even.
one of your candles with his legs. crossed Harper are you a daredevil yeah. are you yep yeah I can believe that. about you no seriously tell her to do. something yeah do it no I'm not. responsible for that hey no I'll do. anything you ask. me they once I've talking it lick the. floor and Target and I did and then they. and then like we did that we told her. too yeah it was us stop telling her to. do this no no it's to build the immune. system it's to build the immune system. and then I'm trying to think what did we. do in the D oh they made me shock myself.
about 10 different times with the with a. fly water um you were going to say with. that little shocker you had earlier they. keep trying to get her to tase herself. that was the thing in our house growing. up all their guy friends they got to. tase themselves she keeps tasing me but. I can't tase her because she's a minor. so I'm trying to get her to tase herself. cash so me the taser I was about to just. like and I'm trying to act all. nonchalant about it and be like oh it's. cool like but then when he gets close to. me the Tas are get a little nervous. that's how I feel M no you cry you don't.
get nervous you cry it's nervous tears. maybe maybe Harper would help you out he. was always begging us to spray him with. mace in his eyes so maybe maybe wants to. get Ma I kind of do want to get pepper. sprayed I'm sure Harper would help you. out with that I would I want to I like. to torture other people not myself we. sprayed some bear spray out in the yard. oh that thing went far I mean and it. floats just through the air like you. could stand 50 feet away well it was. windy that day but yeah yeah I would not.
want it. apparently like mace smells really bad. smells like like yeah huh I would no. like one of your friends I was sitting. at the table and I had like my pepper. spray on my keychain and she was like oh. it's open and she closed it she was like. I'm traumatized I think it was Kinsey. she was like I'm traumatized cuz someone. in my high school um in my classroom. sprayed it and we had a clear out every. class in the hallway had to be cleared. out because it was so bad okay what was. what was the the your the craziest not. craziest how do I word this what was the.
most disappointing thing Maverick ever. did don't answer that. so how about I would really have to. think I'm I don't I plead the fifth yeah. well okay well what just one of them I I. think everyone should plead the fifth. right now all right fine we'll move on. to the next question what was the best. thing I ever did what the. best how come you get that. one um oh I know the best thing you'll. ever did did yeah he bought us our. Challenger yes oh yeah yeah that meant.
the world to us yeah that that's an easy. one so we had buy their love that's what. they're saying the best thing we ever. did was buy them something that's good. that's the best physical thing it's just. when you see your kids that were as. young all three of y'all were still very. young at that age and seeing that. unselfish side of you that made us proud. seeing that had talk into it unselfish. and did something for someone else that. that well cash had. minivan yeah he did w the minivan the.
the right before told the. minivan that's not but he has kept his. car since he was 16 the little Toyota. yeah I haven't wrecked that one the. Chevy Chevy I did oh yeah MAV wrecked my. that M that car yeah I'm like so. everyone kept saying we literally were. at the car dealership and the guy's like. when we were getting another car he was. like so what are you driving now and. cash was like oh we're in a 2012 2012. Chevy Cru and he was like what are you. still doing with that thing yeah he goes.
you want to trade it in I was like no I. don't want to trade it in yeah he kept. trying to get us to trade it in I was. like come on cash trade it. in do y'all still have it yeah we should. wreck it in a video what we should like. I'm not joking we should like actually. wreck it Kate might be on board with. that idea nobody likes my car put fiveam. I'll let you really yeah will you let me. drive it and then W no no no no okay so. oh yeah so what's the most disappointing. thing I've ever did no not disappointing. I think change the best I would never sh.
even if I could think of something I. wouldn't I would not air my kids. disappointment do that trying to. manipulate not yeah even if I. get what's one of the. um disappointing only one of the times. he made me this the most sick at my. stomach was when I saw the picture of. him doing the handstand up on Ara bridge. that made you that sick terrifying man. it was a metal bridge and he climbed up. to the top and did a handstand wasn't. tied on or nothing I felt like oh my God.
my son could have died I me I it made me. feel could died any time over water oh. no no but it was like 200 feet in the. air he would have died if he fell not. 200 the top top of it it wasn't that all. the water to the water maybe 80 or. something he would have died no to the. water and well he would have found he. would have hit the bridge on you would. have hit bars on the way think about it. no if he would have felt well if he. would have found the left he definitely. would have died that's pavement uh if he.
would have fell to the right the water. was only about. 2et right there yeah yeah so either way. he fell he was definitely going to it. would have been death but I don't know. why at the moment like we thought it was. cool like he's climbing up on the bridge. Cas didn't even care I was doing it yeah. he was doing a hand standand and I was. like M do it again I picture how like. how wide was it uh probably about that. wide oh you have the picture yeah let me. see oh my. gosh oh it's on your Instagram yeah. still up that's really scary yeah you're.
dying if you fall from either side of. that that picture made me sick yeah. that's. terrifying and the other side of the. bridge I might pop this one up because. it's dark oh life is not measured by the. breaths you take but by the moment that. you take them away there you go I'm so. inspirational it's so poetic here let me. see it well Joe wants to see it now. dad's got a good story for when M got. what he deserved got what I deserved. what do you mean got what I deser. arrogant oh.
yeah wait pause you call him me. but you wearing slippers right now Dad. yeah okay continue Kate won't let me. wear my. shoes let me see that again captain of. the no fun club for wanting to give her. nice house nice oh oh okay tell them. about the motorcycle motorcycle. motorcycle which motorcycle are you. talking about the one where he cried and. kicked his I never cried when came home. from school from. votch was bragging about I was best you.
were the best at doing Willies pretty. rer in the world I'm the best in the. world Dad I'm just so good who do you. think is better to do wheelies oh me uh. probably math I would say but I haven't. seen cash in do Willies in a long time. cash I you just did a Willie the other. day I with me on the back and I said you. terrified me you didn't even cover your. rear Brak you go is that what I'm. supposed to do yeah but I I still you. fell way more than me he probably be. more comfortable with me do any Willie. with him on the back than um absolutely.
not so when was Maverick humbled oh he. was humbled cuz he goes to the house and. he's talking about how he can do Willies. it's hard to be humble when you're me. first off he comes back downstairs and. he's got got his helmet in his hand in. his GoPro and I started to say son don't. go out and do Willies but then I thought. no I'm GNA let him go I know what he's. going to do so he walks out the door and. about 20 minutes later he calls me and. gos come get me I said what do you mean.
son what do you mean he goes come get me. I said well where you at you know where. I'm. at so I got in the truck and I drove up. to get him and he didn't want to talk we. loaded the motorcycle he wouldn't get up. front with me he got in the back of the. truck and sit and pouted all the way. back the back seat the truck bed he was. yeah he was doing a Willie and it wiped. out he I think I had to hold my bike I. think huh I was in the back cuz I think. I had to hold my bike we didn't have. straps oh yeah you weren't throwing a.
fit uh you was you was mad and that was. a story where I the bike right oh that. was a different I said son I thought you. was the best at doing. wheelies I am pretty good and then you. started kicking the bike when he got mad. ones no you want to see me crash. actually that crash probably isn't the. best Harper let's see what crash you. have crash on you have that one yeah I. have a crash on camera that one I have. that one yeah that's the one you have. that that specific one yeah no way yeah. oh yeah cuz you had the GoPro he had the.
GoPro yeah that's crazy where is it well. you guys hear the way he talks about. himself he said it's hard to be humble. when you're me well I I'm the best I'm. the best I'm the best at everything like. you sometimes when I wake up in the. morning and I look in the. mirror I mean to be honest it just gets. harder to be humble every day this is. the kid who we have a Labor Day Parade. every year that was the burn he want he. was probably eight or nine he wanted to. have a float in the pre I said well what. would what why do you what would you do. on your float what do you want to float. for he goes I just want to float all.
about. me everyone cares to see. M it's going to be Flo just you know. saying how great I am all my. accomplishments years old you see me. take my helmet off and throw it I was. pretty let me see wait hold on I can't. believe he actually has this wreck on. camera yeah it's on my Instagram I. totally forgot about this video got. right away right after you cooled down. you I didn't throw it you it the ground. I thought I threw my helmet I just sat. it down picked my bike up did but I was. more mad after because my gear my gear.
shift went into my tank cras and I was. leaking oil. everywhere leaking oil everywhere yeah. so I couldn't drive home that's why he. had to come get oh you but once you. cooled off and you weren't throwing your. fit anymore you uh posted the picture on. Instagram do you guys want to see what. happened when I got um when I fell off. my scooter let's see it oh your pimp. um man like you've gassed yourself up so. hard this whole episode M what do you. mean I didn't gas anything up yes you.
did when you were talking about how. great you were in class you were the. best student and you deserved to be. treated like one I just you know I was. like an upper class student you know. what I mean listen all I'm saying is. that you can't think I'm insane for. thinking you're annoying when you talk. so highly of yourself all the time. you're annoying what the I will rag on. Cas this a little bit here y'all talked. about Maverick how he tried to ground me. from my car yeah yeah one time well one. time cash got mad at us and he. threatened to call turn us into Child. Protective Services hey something's got.
to be done because we we were taking. away we were crouching him from his. phone guys this what happened to me hey. I thought about it too I think I tried. yeah you whipped me with a whip oh and. that never ever happened yeah he hit me. with a whip. oh no I was there that not happen. there I mean it wasn't like a like a. he wh me and I oh I was mad I went in.
and I looked up is it legal to whip your. child this illegal turns out it is okay. so I you know you can be in prison right. now if I want to put you there. okay is it illegal to whip your child I. say thing is it illegal to take away. your child's phone is ridic it is. ridiculous I wonder if they literally. get kids calling for Stu like probably. oh that's actually crazy cuz I I.
remember like really thinking about. calling a number like child protected of. service he was so mad he was so mad you. told me you said I'm going to call Child. Protective Services on you and I said oh. okay go ahead and do ahead see how that. works out I actually love for you to do. we want to be there when you call he the. reaction you guys are going to believe. this stuff all ready for this my parents. away my. tail.
get how are you jump right on that as we. got a. kid man I'll tell you what cash was the. kind of kid that we could try to call. child protective services for anything. he didn't want to do like I swear I. swear going. to he me in the woods he me I'm in the. woods there's a. weapon do is go back to bed I don't want. to be here at 6:00 a.m. please get me. out guys listen I can't eat my snacks. cuz they make too much noise listen to.
this I can't trying to sleep and he's. waking me up ready guys ready hold on I. just fell I just. fell all over me a m wait and I hurt so. bad and. um I'm just not feeling too. well wait let me see that that's from. your scooter accident yeah she's really. tore. up sounds like it really hurts so bad. you got out and filmed it it's funny cuz.
that happens to be at basketball and we. keep it. going. I the tears not feeling too well not. feeling too well let me see let me see. not sure if I'm going to make it I don't. know why I was a little oooo girl that. was like a year. ago here text that to Joe that's funny. so sad things no cash never liked to go. hunting me and dad and Cash would go on. hunting trips and we had great times M I. don't know what yall saying the first. trip was not a great no I had a great.
first trip I had fun y' were home the. next morning you were supposed to be out. all. weekend yeah how old were they like four. and six five and seven maybe what did. you from a five and. six well he was fat yeah I made the. mistake of buying them every time I did. this though I'd buy him a bunch of candy. when we went yeah H cash called the. treasure chest we camp so I let them eat.
all the candy they wanted and the next. morning no talk about bedtime first oh. bedtime yeah okay yeah we go to go to. bed I set up the tent and I got them in. all tucked into their little cots and I. said okay I'm going to go brush my teeth. I'll be right back no wait a minute I. better it back up Maverick had already. peed on already peed on the tail tell. him go pee he said he had to pee I said. go pee outside on the. tent to do that happened or no that was. Cash yeah it wasn't cash kind of thing.
it was Cash kind of thing I was like. don't be on the tent anyways I I went to. brush my teeth and I come back prob like. it's dark out you want me to go out. there and I went to get in the C they're. both still in Bad Mind you by now yeah. well they were both tucked in and I went. out and brushed my teeth and I come back. and they're tucked in again again like. nothing happen I start getting stripped. down to get into my sleeping bag in my. cot and. Maverick goes um Dad is your cot broke. and I go no son my cop's not broke why.
would my cop be broke and I'm looking at. it I'm going why is my C broke why is my. C broke and he goes well me and cash got. it just while he was a br went brush my. teeth me and cash got up and we jumped. on your C jum up and down on your C and. broke your C so we thought you might. want to sleep on the ground so I was. irritated and I said I had to throw the. C out and to sleep on the ground like. okay trying to put yourselves above us.
that was not right no we had our you. were still on the C I didn't take you. guys off the C. our yes but we wanted to jump on his C. oh I would have took my kid C so fast. you ripped my C yeah I wasn't going to. do that to my little four-year-old I. would I'd have been like you're sleeping. on the floor you're done the fact that. you like were all tucked dead like you. didn't do anything but then said is it. broken yeah they were they. were your C broken look.
like so the next morning we get up to go. hunt and it's really cold so I I took a. sleeping bag with us and we get up in. the deer stand and I stuck them in a. sleeping bag they're in the same. one we're in. sleep we're not laying down though we're. sitting up just sitting there well. they've ate all this candy we're like. Harper size or smaller besides to puke. in they're they're both in the same. sleeping B he start PUK wait who puked.
Maverick's face was hilarious PUK it in. the bag with B up so I'm trying to shove. his head over the side but Maverick. sting there. go they came sure I you couldn't go. anywhere you couldn't go anywhere you. were stuck in the bag with him that's. funny funny yeah stuck there so anyways. after he poed down the side of the deer. stand I said no deer's coming let's just. I said you guys want to back to Camp. they go. yeah jump on your C off went back to.
camp we still got two more CS to jump on. what and I packed up and home CU I. didn't have C to sleep on it's like a. little mat that has legs that fold out. so you're up off the ground while you. sleep it's little like Army CS yeah yeah. like and it's like kind of like a. trampoline there's like Springs attached. to it that's why it was good for jump of. course we're going to jump on it look. likee a trampoline yeah yeah yeah anyway. they were Fun Boys good good memories. yes loved every minute of it that's so.
funny so if if you were going to have. another kid like would you choose like. me or M if you had to pick one of us to. get rid of we love all three of our kids. no no no no no not no not that we would. not we would not CH something special to. our or Lany one of us is getting one of. us got to go no no okay no no not that. not that but if you were going to have. if you say like you guys like oh my gosh. we're pregnant again like uh would you. hope the kid was like me MAV or Laney. you don't honestly think it's gonna be. you do you I would say MAV Lany I would.
want to pick things about all three of. you and have things in this one kid come. on but if you had to pick just one kid. nope I would say. Laney dad what about you huh I played. the fifth I like that see he recognizes. that one of us is better than the other. but he's just not saying he has an. answer I think I think every parent has. a favorite no we don't and I'm going to. tell my kids yeah I have a favorite no. you're not that I'm not going to tell. them who it is. I'll tell them I have one they can. debate amongst themselves here what you.
can do here's what you can do to be my. favorite I'm I'm going to be like I'm. going to announce my favorite I could. have a favorite Johnny's my favorite. right now but it can always change. Always negotiation it's always changing. it's always changing all right so if you. want to be my favorite kid you got to. work for it y I'm definitely telling my. kids who the favorite is and they can. they can they can debate that amongst. themselves that will hurt your kids you. are shaping a child whole life you have. to in a child I love you all equally but.
n okay you're right I w't talk to my. girls but I'll tell it to my boys to. make them compete yeah competition is. good for boys no they have enough. naturally on their own they don't need. anybody fueling competition I can tell. you my favorite baby was not cash see I. wouldn't even say that cash was still he. was my last baby I knew he'd be my last. baby that was very special was my first. boy Lany was my first they were all so. special in firstborn you know first I. tell you I think my mom loves us equally.
my mom loves my me yes your mom does. hope she so promise you no I have a. feeling that she likes my sister a. little bit better no I pr I don't I. don't even have to know your mom very. well to know that's not true no trust me. my my but do you mean that's not true so. you're saying she likes Harper better no. I'm saying we love our kids the same. that we don't but Dad what about your. dad who's your dad like Hey Dad who do. you like better me or Reese don't don't. say I love. we not getting drug into this. you're talking about competition is good. literally we were just at the gym the.
other day this guy walks up and he just. goes y'all are. brothers cuz we're you look Alik dude. you can't I we finished the set and I'm. like I did I did 46 you only did 44 he's. like no I did 45 you only did 44 you. didn't were arguing over the numbers. yeah he just watch me you guys are. brothers aren't. you what I hated most about your. fighting y'all would get me so worked up. and so sick at my I mean like physically. sick at my stomach like for hours. afterwards and you guys would come. downstairs in 10 minutes and be leaving.
together to go get pizza MH and it would. just make me so mad that would just make. me so mad it usually bothers Kate but. the other day I don't even remember what. the conversation was I was glad y'all. didn't keep grudges I really was but for. about 2 hours so on the way to the. restaurant we were arguing about it at. the restaurant we argued about it and on. the way home we argued about it and then. when we got home we argued for about. another hour and a half about it he's. saying argue you get sick of here well. AR I it was the church conversation oh. yeah but this wasn't their arguments.
they yell this was like a conversation. if y'all would have started yelling it. was only a conversation cuz I chose to. keep it peaceful no but if started y. getting heated if y would have started. yelling I would have left I can't do the. yelling I can't there was plenty of that. for 4 hours pretty much just sat there. and listened to the whole thing Harper. do you your sister fight do yes got I. didn't have two girls so I don't know it. gets physical I'm telling you does it. get physical no yeah it gets physical. what do you mean by physical like I mean. like when we were little it was really.
bad I used to bite her. and physical until she bled you would be. a biter Harper is a b definitely a biter. Harper is a biter Harper now be like. yeah she bites Sheely bites yeah no. fighting when you were little is. actually bad like pushing her down the. stairs and stuff this age youall need to. be learning to get along and enjoy oh. yeah me and my sister so are like this. now I love her so much no I right now me. and my sister are kind of getting close. but also at the same time we're we get. into a lot of fights because like cuz I.
don't know I don't know she she's just. annoying yeah they're all whole far oh. she's your sister she's supposed to be a. little Annoying no she's very be like. them and get over in like five I'm the. more famous sister that has nothing to. do with anything I got her famous she's. I say the same thing about Maverick all. time listen he wouldn't be here without. me and that's the truth what he was a. failure for like three years till I came. out and helped him believe see does. Reese hit you with this stuff like no. like no I hit her with that stuff. I was the one who made her get 14.
million views on a video yeah and I gave. M I gave M all his followers I know and. now she she's saying no it's because of. my prettiness yeah exactly look at him. he's going to say something else she. said it's because of her prettiness yeah. I don't. know oh my gosh maybe a thousand of them. pretty girl privilege on Tik Tok is so. real the pretty girls on Tik Tok pretty. girl privilege on Tik Tok is crazy oh. yeah you have it a so sweet is yeah. buttiful what did you tell your sister.
that no God you need to be encouraging. your sister and supporting your sister. yeah you got it I tell cash are for I. time like I tell cash all the time he's. uh we'll it he's um I say lots of good. things about you my sisters are my best. friends now I mean I love my sister I. tell M all the time I gave him so much. stuff to work on I'm like m. listen I'm stronger but you can always.
and I give him workouts to do I'm always. trying to make him better yeah yeah it's. it's actually funny you know what no I'm. gonna I I'm GNA choose to play the fifth. no go ahead proba no no no. [Music]. no I feel like you should well probably. the reason you two have been so. successful is you've challenged each. other all through life I wouldn't say. we're successful yet like entire time. you grew up y'all were just always. pushing each other if one of you have. learn to do something the other one had. to learn to do it I mean it just yeah.
yeah you hear that James they're not. successful yeah and I'm like guys we're. working so much let's take a break we. don't have to add anymore and they're. like no. no well what what you going to say oh I. was going to wrap it up oh yeah thank. you guys so much for watching this. episode also guys if you want to see our. other podcast where we do actually yell. at each other uh it's called LOL Bros we. just came out with it link is in the. description we'll see you guys next time. peace out bro. [Music].
