My Husband Cheated With My Best Friend!
the question says if cash needed to. cheat that the world wouldn't end who. would he cheat with I have the answer. well you do it might as well be with. somebody you've already kissed so Paige. oh kissed do you remember the time that. was a long time ago though we were like. practically baby she kissed my husband. you kissed her husband. okay you probably have to get out. [Music]. MAV is just the drama on that couch over. there I mean.
I decided this girl freaking talk for. like five minutes about freaking. everyone. yeah. okay I was talking great about everybody. like sometimes you called someone a frog. okay a frog that could be people have. opinions okay. yeah the prince yeah. yes no actually either somebody looks. like a frog or somebody looks like a rat. like like the face shape so I know what.
am I a frog or a rat a rat no like like. Tom Holland Batman he's a frog yes. [Applause]. I I would definitely be a frog wouldn't.
I. yeah. wait what about what about me and Paige. you would be if a frog and a rat had a. kid like. you're in a. progressive. a rod all right guys um we're gonna. start off with some dating advice here. so we all posted on our stories for. dating advice so who wants to skate you. want to start I'll start. [Music].
this one makes me laugh how do I know if. he likes me or wants me dead what though. well how is that question. okay actually the actual question. um did you just make that up no that was. somebody actually said that oh okay wait. hold on I'm sorry for whoever that is I. I I really do hope you figure that out. yeah but we can figure it out I'm gonna. go with you once you're dead if that's a. question okay first question is when in.
doubt Walk It Out. okay first question should girls make. the first move no no yes no okay I have. a theory. okay go I'm next okay. listen so I think girls. should make like the first like two. percent move yes just to give the guy. like the.
to let the guys know the girl should do. like a little type of thing like that. and then the guy should be the one to. make like the actual move yeah yeah no. if a girl comes up to you and she starts. talking to you it's like oh you are I. guess it's just easier because like as a. girl I feel like every guy's interested. in you as a girl yeah I know y'all shut.
up a girl every guy wants every girl but. not every girl wants everything. conversation. guys like the ideas of like the idea of. these girls yeah but a lot of guys the. girls don't even like the idea of them. yeah listen there's some girls I'll talk. to. well. I'm trying to think of a time I've been. rejected but you don't get real oh.
um. you don't get rejected what about the. girl you dm'd and she never answered you. oh. that's something she saw. your video technically yeah technically. this is your fault you guys want this is. actually a funny story what's the girl's. name Addie Kate no don't okay. it doesn't matter it's on my Instagram. or my Tick Tock that's what I'm saying. all right was demon this girl he's like.
what should I say I like let me see let. me see and I grab his phone. and as I grab his phone I accidentally. call him all right called what are y'all. doing I accidentally called a girl on. Instagram you have really hairy armpits. foreign. that was actually a straight violation.
okay anyways the story map's demon this. girl I grab his phone I'm like let me. see and as I grab the phone I click call. on Instagram and math calls this girl on. Instagram and when you call someone it's. in the log it stays delete it you can't. delete deleting it and it says yeah. hang up and then. we kind of thought a way to like make up. for it so we just we just texted back I. guess you're busy oh cause we thought. that might be a little funny but she.
sells an answer. like you know what we'll make a tick. tock about this because it's hilarious. and she's still there. but one thing I'll run into her okay. when I do one day and like oh I'll I'll. figure out if she's actually someone. that'd be interested Harper I don't even. know what what kind of questions did you. get let's see here so I screenshotted. some encircled them let me see here. sorry sorry okay let me pull your mic a. little off your face.
okay so basically number one what do I. do if my friend told me her dad died but. I know she's lying her mom told me oh. um so. what what do you mean so hard rocks like. she has an answer okay however acts like. I've been through this before. it happens a lot listen this happens a. lot and I feel bad for you but if she's. lying she's a liar get her out of your. house yeah no that's so true someone's.
lying about their dad dying they need. psychological help yeah don't be friends. with her yeah like my dad died that's. like weird do you guys have any real. dating advice that you guys do here's. here's here's some. um oh that's not I guess no read it read. it yeah you're smiling how to know if. someone likes you for your personality. or your body oh are we talking a person. you can just tell me no bro personality. okay uh I would go for looks. like.
I do. I'm joking I go for looks like. I'm sorry if a guy is really funny I. think he's funny hey you're my friend. but hey Harper I respect that because. unfortunately for me I had to go with. personality. foreign.
looks everybody laughed at her I said. personality everybody was like wow. that's me so no she laughs at you I'm so. I'm kidding wait that was rude no like I. mean like I mean like nobody laughed at. that no no I'm saying because Kate is. pretty and I would marry her yep things. are you mean it yeah no I'm saying you. said you would go for looks and. everybody's like wow that's so bad. Harper and I said personality and.
everybody's like wow and that's just. hilarious. silence I think it's funny I guess it. was kind of fun wait what was the. original question oh yeah um. they like you for looks of your body or. for looks or personality I guess. whatever here's the thing about it yeah. is if I would say if somebody likes you. for your body then they're gonna wanna. like say like they're gonna wanna do. stuff with you that's how you know. they're not gonna say that they're not. gonna say that you know I just ignore it.
she uh if they like you for your body I. would say that they're gonna try to like. physically be with you. like kiss you no I mean like like I'm. talking like the guys that like show up. at 2AM they're like you up they show up. at 280 what are you trying to do well. okay no everybody stop this conversation. if they want you for your body they're. not going to want to spend time with you. without actually doing intimate stuff. like what like like oh my Lord stuff.
like that keeping it PG here yeah like. kissing anything serious. um but no but if they like it for your. personality like they genuinely enjoy. spending time with you and they'll ask. yeah and they're like I don't know if. all y'all know this but cash and Kate. did not kiss for pretty much their whole. engagement that drove me crazy we kissed. you crazy it made me so mad it was weird. man it was when they finally kissed it. it felt like she was because she came. over every day and filmed with us felt.
like she was our sister and then all of. a sudden at their engagement. because we were filming a music video. when we got engaged so after cash. proposed we were like okay we got to get. a couple of shots for the video so cash. and I like had a quick little makeout.
scene but we just kind of games. it was a makeout. have you seen the cliff babe we're like. so every time I watch it I'm like that's. why did we do that I think it was gross. it was very like it was like I literally. when I first saw the video I was like my. dad watched this yeah it was my dad was. there my dad was there dad actually I. would hate that if my dad like saw me. kissing somebody or my mom well I was. getting married six months later so they. have bigger things to worry about yeah. it was my favorite scene.
kiss we didn't but now we just sound. like we just didn't like each other or. something and we also sound like liars. because the other podcasts we were. telling about our first kiss when we. were dating okay yeah go ahead we we. were kiss okay when cash and I first met. we kissed we were like yeah we were like. 13 we started kissing each other and. what did we call you kissing Kate that's. my name my name in Cash's family was. kissing yeah my dad was like where's.
kiss and Kate. so then cash and I a few years later we. start dating and for probably about the. first three months of our relationship. we kissed and about three months in we. were like you know what just as a. boundary for us we knew that we wanted. to wait till marriage before we did. anything not that we thought kissing was. bad it was just that kissing always. leads to other things so that's why we. decided we're just not gonna kiss what. shh what do you say nothing continue so. we just decided that if we stop kissing. then we're not going to be doing other. things that we don't want to be doing so. we just stopped kissing and then we.
kissed when we filmed our music video. and we got engaged and then we didn't. kiss again until we were married yeah. and then we kissed on our wedding day. and we haven't kissed since nope. yeah but no no sounds confusing because. oh. [Music]. there it is. so bad can we get in slow motion. can we make the playback speed slower.
try not to swallow each other gosh. yeah slow motion here we go. oh nice oh. that's I mean get it I guess it's still. going. can you guys tell that we hadn't kissed. each other in about eight or nine months. yes I was just looking for my gum that's.
all I was doing no yeah so that's why. we're not I think that that sounds. confusing though that people but anyways. that was just a boundary we had a lot of. people thought it was weird what other. dating advice questions did they ask oh. I got one okay so. if cash needed a cheat that the world. wouldn't it. okay we start all right so oh I got one. the question says if cash needed to. cheat that the world wouldn't end who. would he cheat with what though you have. to cheat on Kate. the world is ending unfortunately you.
have to cheat on Kate. I like mine better oh you have to cheat. on Kate. or the world no no oh okay yeah you have. to cheat on Kate but she loses and or. she loses it on no okay let's just stick. to this either either you cheat on her. or she loses. what yeah no sorry I want to know if. she's gonna have a storm. okay so if I had to cheat on Kate. well you do it might as well be with.
somebody you've already kissed so Paige. oh kissed you remember that time you. kissed my husband. do you remember the time that was a long. time ago though we were like practically. babies she kissed my husband. you kissed her husband. okay you probably have to get out. did you kiss my husband yeah but he. wasn't your husband when I kissed him. that's okay. wait was it like a this is awkward like.
was it like a makeout or just a like a. peck it was technically a dare I think. like the first time someone dare me the. first time yeah the first time. foreign. you dared us I did yeah. hey guys yeah it was a dare the first. time.
not the first time. pretty hot in here yes this question oh. but it's okay because I I pimped us this. out because when I kissed Paige and dust. us out you can pull everything out you. know wait everything everything equaled. out yeah she didn't think it was fair so. she pecked Paige so she kissed people. we're gonna cut that out right right. this is like no.
no. okay so I posted a video a couple weeks. ago and um about like how I became best. friends with the girl that kissed my. husband yeah that's still awkward. my parents don't even know this is gonna. be really weird no we kissed no I don't. think my parents know either. so we stopped it was when I was like 16. and they're like we can't let you travel. because you're gonna be going kissing. girls I was like no no. every time I left the house my dad was. like don't make any bad decisions or you. can't travel anymore oh yeah that's what. my parents said okay followed up with.
bad decisions but. um I don't make bad decisions like I. y'all y'all are so much different than I. like I mean. I feel like so much difference I make. not like not like with guys like I make. bad decisions like in public like that I. shouldn't be doing you know like I'm not. like like what kind of things do you do. in public that you should be doing well. like climb into the target like bouncy. ball thing and jump down my favorite. thing and then like go on the pillows. but then also like.
yeah I probably should have stayed out. on here wait. yeah okay if Harper says she shouldn't. say that on here we leave it there yeah. no when me and Katie started dating I. was like oh you gotta meet my friend. Paige you guys will love each other and. Kate was like oh my gosh that was so. awkward and Kate was like no I I don't. want to meet her she's like you kissed. her I don't I don't want to oh I wanted. nothing to do with Paige because I knew. that she had kissed a guy she was like I. don't want to be friends with someone. well that was at the Dallas show when. you did your first show and like no I. didn't and I knew who Kate was and I was.
like well this is a little off I didn't. know you'd kiss him then I only knew. that you had kissed him once we started. dating once we started dating he told me. about like just yeah I was like oh yeah. I did kiss her one time but that's okay. um and then he was like no you'll love. her you'll love her you'll love her and. it was like randomly saw her out of. Bahama Bucks yeah it was so Random oh. that's right we were both going through. the drive-through at the same time and I. was like and neither of us lived in the. same state yeah I lived in California. and she lived in Arkansas and she lived. in Texas and when I came to Texas and we. would go through a drive-through and she. just happened to be at the same Drive.
and I was like that's Paige and Kate was. like Oh yay. look like so excited to see me taking. that oh I was faking it so hard we've. only been dating like two weeks but yeah. we were like so very new and yeah they. didn't they didn't hit it off then but. but you guys got no it was later that. day you were like because we were like. oh Paige is in town and so we were like. well I guess we'll go hang out with her. and then like we we liked each other. what do we do we do go to dinner or. something we went to the store we went.
to the star with Ashley oh my gosh. Ashley and that was like the first time. because I remember that was when cash. that was the day cash made me start. doing Tick Tock and so and so that day. he was like no like you can make videos. with Ashley and Paige like it'll be so. fun and I was like literally so she was. like I don't want to make she was she. was stressing she was like I don't want. to ask Paige to make tick tocks with me. like she's gonna think I'm just using. her I was like I was like no trust me. it's Paige she's fine I was stretched. and I was stressing so hard because I. was like this girl these girls like at.
the time I didn't do Tick Tock and you. and Ashley did I was like these girls do. Tick Tock like as a job like they're. gonna think I'm so I thought you guys. were gonna hate me and I was like hey. they're my friend shut up oh I was like. I was like I was because after I got. past the whole like you guys kissing for. a dare I was just like she's gonna hate. me she's not gonna like me they told you. it was it they're crazy the first time. oh you got you guys one of my other. questions is do you have any tips for. going into Middle School love you thanks. um that's the only question for you yeah. middle school so welcome to death row.
I mean yeah that's all I have to really. say oh my God. you make it it's what you make it you. can have a great time middle school is. like my peak in school really that's sad. Hey listen no I'm not even joking eight. years ago eighth grade no in my public. school days eighth grade was my Peak. wow okay but you only went to ninth. grade then you got pulled out because of. coveted yeah and then I just never went. back because I wasn't peaking anymore.
peeking where. and school like if I was like she was. really popular. yes. they say like people peek in high school. and then. yo like like this girl I would I went to. a wedding yesterday and this little girl. she went under the restroom stall and. peeked at me.
mine you mind you I had a dress on okay. okay okay yeah. but wait but wait I had a dress on so. how old was the girl the girl she was. she's like two no six oh can you wait. but I had a romper on which means I had. to like put it down that way oh you're. stripped it I had a strip and then she. was like whoa I was like get out and. then and then she went under again the. other way and I was like can you please. get out like I didn't want to be rude or.
anything and I was like can you please. just be crawling under your stalls yes. yes I don't think I've ever had a kid. crawling I've definitely oh yeah. it is funny when you walk in the men's. restroom and there's like a little boy. and he just drops his pants all the way. down and his butt's just out and he's at. the urinal it's just funny yeah yes he's. the girl yeah he's like three years old. and for some reason his dad letting me. use the urinal as his pants are all the. way to his ankles that's always funny.
when moms bring like their. eight-year-olds into the women's. bathroom like eight years I'm like this. is a little weird I know I think where I. can't go to the bathroom by yourself I'm. like oh yeah I know that's the thing is. like guys I guess they literally just. never bring their kids into the restroom. like I guess the mom always my dad. brought me into the men's restroom once. and I peed but no no no yeah I sat down. and no I'm kidding no but like yeah it. was that was really uh it was cool yeah. I did when I was like four years old I.
was at a I was at a church and my. parents were having this Bible study and. me and this girl we were each like four. four and five and we found a urinal and. we thought it was a shower oh and we I. would jump in the urinal she would pull. the thing and I would take a shower in. it and then I would switch she would. jump in the urinal pull it and then. she'd take a shower in it and then we. ran out of the bathroom eventually and. my parents were like why are y'all wet. they're in the middle of a Bible study. they're in the middle of a Bible study. and we were like wait take a shower. there's no shower here they were like.
show us where'd you took a shower and. then we ran in there and one of us. jumped in the other one pulled the thing. and they were all gone. my dad said he did not touch us on the. ride home. that's crazy that's Journal showers man. good times I've actually I have peed in. a urinal. why me my friend me my friend me and my. friend wanted to do it so we did. um just like guys Paige should we try it. yes it's so much fun what like.
but like how though like you stand up. over the urinal and pee. like straddle but then you'll have like. a pee run down your leg though right no. it goes straight through the urinal I. next question oh gosh um awkward. what do you do if you're 18 interested. in a 21 year old you just dated yeah I. guess which is 18 she's yeah wait hold.
on wait what'd it say it's literally. someone said what do you do if you're 18. and interested in a 21. I can't answer. this question. uh I was actually 21 in dated a 17 year. old for a few months yeah it makes you. sound so bad but yeah I know it does. sound really totally fine he was he okay. y'all need you need to clear the air the. parents approved love Maverick. everything was great. 21. in the state of Texas it's in the state. of Texas a 17 year old is considered.
like a legal adult it smells so good the. mic smells good. I was just you're sniffing the mic yes I. it smells so good if the mic okay. 17 is an illegal adult so 17 and 21. that's not that weird 17 and 21. it. didn't feel weird because I'm really. young. like a young 21 year old like he doesn't. have faith neither one of us have faith. no no I think if you're one of those 21. year olds with like full beards that'd. be weird yeah I don't think it I don't. think but I did feel like being 21 and.
go into a prom that that's weird that. was allowed that actually don't they. normally wait if you wouldn't have cut. off I went to four proms total. he was 17. then the girl was like 14. well he was 17. dude that's not okay. I think like imagine a 17 year old being.
interested in you oh that'd be weird. [Applause]. and then it was like 18 and 16. and then it was 21 and 17. so he just. kept like. could he could just not Daniel but he. dated him also they were like 18 except. like the first one yeah unfortunately. you are 22 now so the next one supposed. to be 18. next one's gonna be older you were the. creeper older than you yeah and we had. to prove this next one yeah please now.
that I think about it is a little weird. little freak yeah what you're you're the. creeper of the school a little weirdo. hold on no no the whole time I was. underage that doesn't count yeah no I'm. literally 14 and if nobody wanted 17 is. the only one you could say like it's. kind of weird and she turned 18 like two. months later bro. I mean 17 and 14 isn't weird except for. when I think about you because. you just look younger like yeah.
some of the 14 year olds I'm like what I. didn't look like that when I was 1422. right now when I was 14 I was about like. Paige like no what was that mean no I'm. sorry I'm just saying like you're like I. looked like I feel like nevermind what. wait you were built like Paige you were. yeah what was that supposed to mean like. no that's not what I meant I just like. looked at you and I was like oh that's. what my 14 year old stuff looks like. when I was 14. outside.
I'm so bad Paige I was not insulting you. I know it sounded like you just insulted. her are you still mad that she kissed. her husband. I'm holding it against all these years. no okay it is kind of crazy though like. that'll happen and now we're just like I. know like if you would have told me like. like dude no shot I'm being best friends. with somebody I specifically I. specifically never kissed Paige just a. really good thing we never kissed. because I was like that's just a bad. idea to kiss your friends for fun yeah.
somehow yeah I don't know also it would. have been pretty if I was serious about. not wanting to be friends with Paige or. something because of that we didn't live. in the same state or anything like it. would have been pretty easy no but he. told me like I was gonna be best friends. with somebody you kissed before I would. say no shot ain't no shot ain't no. I don't think I'd want you to be friends. with anybody else before well I didn't. want it now what if it was me though. what would you still be friends with me.
if you kiss Kate well that would be. extra weird that'd be really we knew him. we knew people like that wait these. brothers in Oklahoma. and I did not kiss. for the record just for the record no. these kids in Oklahoma we grew up with. one of them dated a girl for like three. years and he broke up with her and then. the younger one dated her and they got. married yep wow yeah that's crazy like. imagine Matt dated you for three years. and I mean you dated when we got married.
that's weird that's wild if you're. watching a podcast good for you I guess. um walk it up I mean if it works if it. works all right what's one more question. about dating advice I met this guy but. he was mean to my friend should I still. date him no no no no no. don't. dance it's like in the beginning what is. your friend giving him advice. huh wait I don't get it me neither I get. it um you can't get something oh that's. an inside joke not really on the inside. didn't we talked did we cut it though no.
yes that's cut we didn't that's in like. the very beginning guys like what should. we talk about questions. um. [Laughter]. she was like watching The Fly where's. that thing going did you just want to be. involved yeah do you have any. um yeah what's one more see actually. wait I I did have one this one I'm. pretty sure is funny let me find it. um oh yeah this one was funny a guy on.
dating wants to take a break for the. summer and then get back with again when. school starts. let me know what he's doing that summer. without you. all right if you do that you're a silly. silly goose you are that's not gonna. work out babe definitely drop them. there's somebody out there that will. want to stay with you. someone that wants to date you for an. entire year and not just part of the. year what if he just wants time to work. on himself. [Music].
okay all right moving on yeah this is a. really sore subject. do I need to work on myself oh no I hate. men wait a few years. Harper you got some hot takes today. you're soggy your girl because if a guy. just said I hate women I hate women yes. I hate men I like boys what that's worse. no that's good that's good that's good. news that's good she should not like men. she's 14. yeah sorry sorry.
I like little boys no I don't like boys. but apparently MAV likes little girls so. yeah I do not like little girls yes. really yeah no I. okay is it caught up on the Internet. real. and then I know. math yes I do yes if somebody adds this. up they're gonna make you look bad on. Tick Tock I want it noted.
I do not like little girls. somebody who's watching this please cut. up and make it look like map likes. little girls yeah. videos. I'll follow you back. if I. see that guys like do you all ever want. to have a tick tock where it's the most. viral one on Tick Tock absolutely yeah. no I haven't what is the most viewed. video on Tick Tock.
that's the most viewed video. no she's like I'm like what the heck. there was actually I thought there was a. video that passed oh James Charles the. Christmas one he got 10 billion likes on. it no no that's fake. foreign.
this isn't even his best video no he has.
so many good ones I I wait I haven't. seen that I want to see James Charles. with that many what did he do. sisters Christmas I like James Charles. now I'm looking that one up Matt peeks. at him. but yeah James if you see this like are.
we still in for that collab oh my gosh I. remember that yeah he did say he was in. a club yeah I was like not in the. morning if you're hanging out with me. he's not collabing with you why. uh well that's that's that's not even oh. that's the video oh wow he's gotten so. many more videos like that are much. better I think yeah 100 yeah dude. wait he's wait did it like. oh no our sister used to. what did she have a connection with uh.
she dated like his editor. no yeah. exactly he's a really nice guy in like. real life like besides social media no I. haven't met him but I yeah. he's very normal he seems like I feel. like he would be like this like hey. what's like Darman he'd be like hey. what's up man yeah he sits it yeah dude. we were in L.A wait. do you remember when we were in La page. and me and Michael were homeless do you.
remember that was homeless yeah. it was me. all home for the street it was me. Michael and Paige we all have we're. headed to our Airbnb and they canceled. on us last minute and then we went to a. Subway because we had no other place to. stay we had no Airbnb we're at this. Subway me and Michael are just eating. our sandwiches and Pages like gosh where. are we gonna stay guys where are we. gonna where are we staying guys I was on. the verge of crying what if you hung out. with them too you'd be crying okay yeah. and she was like where are we staying. Amy and Mike were just eating our. sandwich we were like I don't know.
I figured out and we're eating out. sandwiches and Pages like guys I gotta. know where we're sleeping tonight and. we're like I mean we could tell you but. we don't know where we sleeping tonight. either and okay I didn't realize we. actually have two incidents then this is. not the first time we've been homeless. yes and then she freaks out and we're. like why is she freaking out and she. freaks out and she goes I gotta go to. the airport we were supposed to leave. that and you guys were like let's stay. like a week longer yeah I was like we. were skipping our flight and then Paige.
was freaking out at the subway and her. flight left in like an hour and a half. and she was freaking out because we were. homeless and she was like. oh my stop waiting left to win to the. airport it mean Michael are like they. were Silly in there. wait did you make your flight yeah five. minutes to spare yeah I mean Michael. juice I don't know where we stayed so. that's the second time we were homeless. we were homeless. Michael always. sacks Target bags Target bags his.
backpack broke so he had three targets. so he just walked me they were in a. Subway with Target bags and all our. belongings yeah I'm really glad it is. um when Parker kicked out of his. apartment. yeah we sat we sat in the BJ's. Restaurant for about five hours yeah our. friend Parker and a little booth because. we had nowhere to go and all of her. suitcase is sitting right there it was. really depressing we were at his uh. apartment and he had a babysitter at the. time because he was only 15 and he. wasn't that's embarrassing well he was. considering by himself oh so his parents.
I didn't have a legal guardian there. yeah his parents hired him like a. full-time he caught a legal guardian but. we were all still kids hold on you can't. leave this part out okay it's like 14 15. years old living in La by himself oh. yeah there's nothing and his and his his. legal guardian babysitter is the cover. of Cosmopolitan like she's this. beautiful model too come on bro. headlights. really love to talk about yeah I always. got his babysitter anyways we stayed. there with him.
and we stayed there one night and I. guess she didn't like us staying there. we were too loud so the next morning she. called she called his parents and her. parents called him and was like Hey cash. and Paige gotta go maybe that means and. then he told us he was like hey y'all. got it yeah I gotta go and we were like. oh shoot and it was me her and Michael. and he just kicked us out like right. there we just went to a BJ's and sat. down for like four hours until we found. another place to live and we were like. 16 so like nobody rents to 16 year old. yeah that was rough and why are parents. ever let us do any of this I have no. idea I truly don't know I know love you.
mom. like it was great great time yeah. parents let me travel alone I was like. 15. did they give you her their credit. card no no use his own he's cool like. that like like you had enough money to. Harper you know how you make social. media money yeah you did the same that's. what I did. I could go out to L.A no no no no no no. no no no no no no no no no.
telling Mom and Dad said I can go to L.A. no all your mom's gonna do is listen to. my story. so you went to L.A and you were and. you're a girl. no you don't want to honestly you don't. want to go to La Ellie's gross yeah it. really kind of is I don't know why. people and it's just icky homeless. people like cash and pay. no yeah I wonder.
um but like I I've always wanted to like. me a famous person what's okay well. besides. hey remember when I made the video for. you oh yeah wait should we pop that up I. have it or do we have to talk about that. yeah we did but like yeah when I first. met Harper she was a fan and now she's. like I wish I met a famous person she's. so excited when people say that when. they're like. um what's it like are are you famous. like what's it like I'm like I'm like.
yeah no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm like. I'm like I guess I take talk viral they. talk viral I always just say I'm working. on it no and then and then I'm like and. then I say well I am on famous birthdays. so and then. I was so excited on famous birthdays. like when those people are like all. right you totally could I did a couple. times like an interview yeah they. actually were kind of fun were they were. like did they give you anything like. money.
every time somebody asked me if they're. like are you famous I just say yeah on. Pinterest on Pinterest on Pinterest I. saw him I'm working on it. you know that's just you just say no. that's right what if like somebody asked. Donald Trump that like hey are you. famous well Donald Trump. the most favorite person in the world. right under Jesus just right under Jesus.
everybody says Trump you're the most. famous person in the world and I said I. say to him no I'm the second most famous. person in the world Jesus is the most. pain do you have any other Impressions I. was like I'm actually kind of good I. don't know I want to hear another. impression okay I'm not gonna get into. politics but he's kind of like orange. and mean. I think that's a popular your hair is. orange. okay.
but I mean his face is orange and his. hair is blonde. yeah. and I was like whoa that's kind of bad. yeah. wait I want to know do you have any. other Impressions any other questions. yeah the whole time. um okay besides Cartman and Trump do. Ariana Grande again who's that he didn't.
that one yo your honey good do it do it. dude no I'm not doing it I need a carbon. impression when we were at the airport. yesterday I was riding around in a. wheelchair. and actually I did a Timmy impression. then I was like today but. I was riding around in a wheelchair and. every why is nobody laughing at that I'm. waiting for it because you're gonna get. canceled again first 10 minutes Timmy. Timmy he's a South Park character but. all he says. anyways I was riding around in a.
wheelchair and they were all yelling at. me get out of the wheelchair get out of. the wheelchair and I was like oh you. said yes because now we're just so cute. I thought it was funny it was pretty. good yeah. Harper does an impression probably like. what definitely have an impression yeah. give me one. about someone that Harper could do. Harper as an impression Ed Sheeran.
as good as you can. uh Ed Sheeran yeah yeah the baby alive. and dancing like as Ed Sheeran yeah no. not as you. no I want an Ed Sheeran impression okay. do it as Ed Sheeran first. bye bye okay that's enough foreign.
yeah okay wait wait do it that's so. unbear can you all do it first I'm not. no no none of us can sing Oh you do it. first since you're such thing you. already did it that was him really bad. huh. okay okay okay. baby. I can't do it I seriously can't do it. you know I feel like every story I tell. in here was with Michael. um yeah not here but he's never been.
that'll be such afraid Michael come on. that'd be so funny remember when we were. in L.A. me and my friend Michael went to look no. somebody's calling me should I answer oh. my God no don't no this is sitting here. I think it's Severin and Gavin oh well. no no yeah. no they always ask me can I be on the. part guys like no like no me and my. friend Michael went to Lowe's and we. were like we're gonna build something. great we're gonna build something great.
and like every man knows when you walk. into Lowe's you just feel like a man the. testosterone Home Depot that saw dust. just enters your veins yeah I do really. like the smell it's like just. testosterone I like the smell of my mind. like when you walk into Home Depot. sorry oh and they got the Glizzy stand. outside Glizzy stand oh they do. sometimes no you mean the hot dog stand. yeah anyways me and Michael walking to. Home Depot the testosterone from all the. sawdust was hitting us and we were like.
we're gonna build something great it's. gonna be fantastic and we were like we. know what to build an underwater house. so oh like all the or all the YouTubers. do yeah yeah like Carter share yeah we. were like we're gonna build an. underwater house and sink it in our pool. and then we'll have an underwater house. and we have we spent like 500 bro we. might have got scammed we spent like 500. and we bought all the plywood in our. thing in the Lowe's purse or the Home. Depot employee was like you're gonna. need this and this and this and we're. like okay yeah yeah this is great and. then we get all the supplies and it sits.
it on so he's like you want to build an. underwater house I know just what you. need oh yeah. definitely sold you some stuff you. didn't need you're talking to the man. you need we put all the stuff in our. yard and it sits there for about like a. week or two and we didn't get around to. it two weeks like two weeks and then. this guy just takes it upon himself and. uses all of our supplies to build a. teeter-totter oh that's right no. no that's not what I did I took your. supplies you built a teeter no and it.
was horrible no isn't it called like a. tic-tac-toe that was just separate. what'd you build I built a studio. recording booth oh that's right yeah I. built a booth First Recording because. our house was echoey and foamed it out. and had a glass window and it was pretty. sick but wait where's the studio booth. yeah uh it was very very very crappily. built no it was good but it was like. four by eight by four so it was five. craftsmanship yeah there was no way we. could put it in the trailer to get it. back I guess that was like.
after two weeks two weeks comes down he. goes what is this and I built us a. recording booth with the one outside. because it was going back it's going bad. sitting out there in the rain in the. rain bro just met we lived in L.A there. was no rain oh yeah in the rain sounds. like it's in the rain. is exactly the same was the last day. wait talking about la la sounds like so. sunny and happy like but should we go no. we should all go and record no I'd. rather go back to Cancun. I don't know where should we go I want.
to go you know where I want to go where. anyways cash was really mad that I used. his wood to build the studio booth he. was so mad I want to go to just a random. deserted island and like I'm sorry just. your friends and you get like your food. and your water for the week and you. literally just chill with no Outlets to. charge your phone yeah I think I'm gonna. die if I can't you know what's crazy at. some point people do that like the. people that made everything in this. world they started from somewhere they.
also this microphone came from Earth. dude thank you thank you everything came. from the ground like imagine you left. like 300 people on an island and you. came back 100 years later. they built cars and Bluetooth and an. airplane Wi-Fi like imagine they built. an American Airlines didn't have Wi-Fi. to make it what I don't understand how. Wi-Fi works like even just like this. microphone came from the ground I don't. know how I came from the ground.
[Music]. I've had. what what were you gonna say okay oh. I've just heard like we've talked about. this like 15 bajillion times before so I. like the microphone how many. five-year-olds we can take in a fight. what oh yeah we have talked about that a. lot oh quite a bit actually yep we have. talked about that I think I could take.
where should we go where's our next trip. be wait how many five year olds did you. guys hear Paige she said she could take. two five-year-olds. I'm not gonna lie you think I could do. more than two I think I could take a. infinite amount of five year old I think. this I think no way. yesterday at the wedding uh the the girl. that we became best friends after she.
crawled under my uh what's it called so. I I arm wrestled her and I beat her how. old was she five. more pages than Pages could take. five-year-olds definitely not a. statement I don't think so and she said. she said two maybe you might take three. pages nobody can take me to YouTube. pages of five three of me at once I. think I could be two Paige I would knock. you to I would knock you the freak out. okay you stand no shot. it would take at least 10 of you if you.
whacked me once I'm done it's gonna take. ten of you to beat cats oh my gosh. they've tried to get me and Paige to. fight each other and one time we almost. did because they you guys did fight last. night no yeah I said go Paige goes she. even like is this with a with a big. boxing glove on just goes and hits K and. Kate's like. that five minutes later I walk in the. bathroom she's sitting in there crying. a guy tried to box me yo uh Harrison and.
a guy trying to box you yeah and he said. he said that he hit me straight in the. diaphragm and the cheek at this exactly. oh my God same time and then and then. like he was like don't get it on video I. was like uh well now you're putting in a. podcast. I just like to let you know you should. not box girls. talk about beating the heck out of paper. and I told him don't box me he has me. straight in the diagram did he add. gloves on yes or no no no the first time. he did it the second time he did WOW.
wait I cried that's crazy. yeah being attacked that's your first no. no uh actually kisses you then punches. you yeah doesn't sound like a very he. kisses me he cheats on me then he. punches me oh okay. dated well kind of how'd he cheat on you. like we were like really like talking. talking like almost dating yeah. but you don't find other girls with me. so okay. yeah. he's cheating what do you mean she's so.
bad he's not here to defend himself. no he sounds really bad. cheating though do you mean like he. kissed or just snapped he made out with. Five Guys. well now we know. wait and he had a girlfriend at the time. yes and then no no I didn't know who he. did that he had a girlfriend so he was. just like like he was like Yeah I broke. up with her and I was like okay like are.
you sure he's reminding me are you sure. you don't want to break I was like are. you sure you don't want to break for a. minute like so you can like recover and. he was like nah and then so the next day. yeah so the next day he uh makes out. with two different girls and the same. day the next day smooch is me and then. like literally like like our lips didn't. even touch almost and then um yeah and. then after that he made out with uh two. other girls after that yes. he got back with his girlfriend and.
they're so good I want to fight four. girls but the girls get tasers. you just get like a handstanding but I. have four girls. because because all he has to do is just. hit me one time in my arm or something. and it hurts and I don't want to play. anymore. if you ever got kidnapped scoop the eyes. out and kick him in the balls yeah but I. didn't bite him too no man but on a for.
real no fight I'm talking a fight to the. death how many pages versus me. you got your money on one of them who. who are you betting on on how many pages. 10 pages I'm taking you to the death. yeah 20 pages okay 20 of me could easily. be no no I I think the only way you can. believe it is like once I get really. tired that's what I'm thinking I'm. thinking how many before you get tired. I'm thinking around 15 to 20. no way I. really wish there was 20 of me right now. I'm not tapping 10 pages.
I would go in the Octagon so hyped up. I'd be like let's go let's go that's. Paige you can throw 15 punches. hey that's 15 punches Paige anyways new. topic us ER is that I'm getting beat up. right now I don't like it no if you all. got if y'all were in The Purge what. would you do like I go lock my side I'd. go under my bed I would I would be best. friends. spot in this house don't nobody say it.
because if there's ever an intruder I'm. going to our secret spots. no the chimney the chimney is. we have a hiding spot in the chimney. yeah okay I don't know what hiding spot. she's talking about guys wait show me it. I want to see yeah I'll show you my. secret I think she's talking about in. the chips. how many how many of Harpers to beat me. how many Harpers to beat you one. probably worse than me I'm hoping one.
Harper's probably eight of them me. myself. I feel like Harper's definitely the type. to kick you crazy. all right guys we're gonna go ahead and. wrap up the podcast here thank you guys. so much for watching we'll see you next. time also if you want to watch more. videos click on the screen oh also turn.
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