My Extremely Rare Condition

when did you go to the hospital okay. well do y'all want me to start that off. like I I'll tell y'all yeah when were. you in the hospital I really like to. know what you were in the hospital okay. so basically it all happened when or. okay so basically that photo is because. I they were they were a little concerned. about my growth and how I'm in the body. of a six-year-old when I was 12 years. old wait when you were 12 yeah I'm being. so serious how tall were you me I was. like when I was 12 years old old I was.

like 4 foot 4 foot 2 something like that. wow I'm 4 foot 10 now I've grown a lot. yeah but um at the beginning when I was. 12 years old I was like 4 foot2 4 foot. it was crazy wow was that when they were. first like concerned about your growth. yeah my mom my mom was also like a. really short person when she was younger. but like your mom's so tall yeah she's. really tall now but like she um I would. say she's like average she's the average. like American woman maybe even a little. taller yeah a little taller but like she.

was she was like my height when she was. this old but we didn't know that I had. something wrong with my pituitary gland. which is like in the frontal lobe of. your brain and so basically I um so they. were all they weren't really worried. about it but I wasn't like eating as. much as other kids were and I wasn't. like I wasn't like doing what other kids. were doing like I was always like super. duper hyper for some reason which I have. ADHD so like that that's also why.

you know toddlers are hyper that's how I. was cuz I was in the body of a. six-year-old when I was 12 and so I lost. a bunch of my friends because everybody. was like Harper like she's so annoying. blah blah blah I'm like I cannot help it. like I cannot help it so basically um. what happened was uh when I was or 14 or. actually when I was 13 no for 13 wait so. when you were how old you were 12 mhm I. was in the body of a six-year-old yeah.

that's crazy just didn't like that's. crazy it's yeah it was and people didn't. like yeah I didn't have friends be also. because um I literally what's it called. I I was super hyper and I and I couldn't. help it either and so basically um when. I was 13 years old the next year came by. I was 4 foot 6 4 foot 5 456 and um and. my mom was like okay this is not good so. they took my blood and uh or I went to.

the doctors they took my blood and. they're like Harper like or they were. like we we'll give you the test results. in like a week cuz they got concerned. why I wasn't growing as much I was. supposed to cuz at that point I was in. the body of 8-year-old at 13 years old. and so it like went up two times every. year one time three times it it really. depended but um but yeah so basically. when I was 13 um we checked my blood. work and 2 weeks later we got it in and. and I had like I had like an issue with.

my pituitary Glenn which means I don't. produce hormones as much as other people. do and at that point um most girls or. yeah most people grow on a scale of 1 to. 10 and they're always at 10 I was at. negative2 so yeah I so I was not growing. at all no hormones were producing at all. and um and I literally so that's when it. got like serious and I had to go to the. hospital because I was not in like a. good condition to where I like I could.

even like really like even like talk or. eat or move because I was so like. drained from what's it called from like. not being being able to be active enough. to actually like be like up and ready. because I was like not producing enough. hormones to do that so we went to the. hospital I got put on like a bunch of. IVs it was so scary and and then um how. old were you me I was 13 and then so. this was right was it like right before. we met you yeah mhm yes and um what's it.

called um I um so yeah when I was in the. hospital there was like a bunch of. different people but one doctor told me. and this is this is real um one doctor. told me that like I was so number one. she thought that I had an eating. disorder for some reason and so she was. like she was like what's wrong with your. daughter and she would like joke around. with my mom about it she like what's. wrong with your daughter and and that. like made me actually so mad and at the.

time all my friends hated me and I had. no friends except for my sister and my. mom and my dad and my dog and also at. the same time I had um really bad mental. health issues with my parents because I. have really bad OCD obsess obsessive. compulsive disorder which also plays a. role in my um in my pituitary gland and. that's why anytime I would get stressed. out over my OCD I would what's it called. it would like affect my pituitary gland. and I didn't know that I had OCD.

until that all happened so that's also. part of the reason I was losing so many. friends getting in so many fights with. other people and and and I just didn't. understand it so basically after that. happened um we got the blood work in and. uh I got put on all these IVs and stuff. I got put um on drugs not not real drugs. but like you know prescription drugs and. um and I I like fell asleep for like 4. hours they did a bunch of like. procedures on me.

and that's where I got the photo so yeah. a so in that photo you're passed out. yeah mhm wow I don't think I've seen. this photo yeah yeah it wait Did did did. you already show to her uh I don't think. so I yeah I don't think I've seen it no. but yeah like I. um oh my gosh. a poor baby oh it's okay don't even. sweat iten don't sweat it I was just. like on my death bed don't even worry.

about that I was just on my death bed. you know no um sorry give me just a. second let me. see what are you looking at that's funny. he's stupid anyways yeah no but yeah I'm. in the body of a 14-year-old now so I'm. good or actually no I'm in the body of a. 13-year-old now oh but like I'm 14 but. it's like fine like I don't really care. also I like being short and now I'm on. growth hormones which I have to give. myself a shot every night and like and. um yeah wait so how long you have to.

have surgery no how long do you have to. be on growth hormones uh for the next. three years oh yeah and I'm only going. to grow to 5 foot three well cash kind. of relates to you because he's always in. the outfit of a. 5-year-old yeah I know that. okay wait so what were yall going to. tell us that like y'all had a thing so. was that sad enough. story oh my God very sad. no um guys like I am not.

I'm yeah anyways she's all right well. last episode y'all said you had. something you were going to tell us if. you guys if you guys watched the episode. before this uh where we talked about. Maverick's exes also a sad episode yeah. don't recommend unless you want to cry. you want to cry honestly I don't. recommend watching that episode I. actually want to I actually want to know. more you think that this episode was sad. that episode was sad yeah I do we ended. it with so like the story what's going I.

was just gonna sh you when you what are. you doing like get your foot off my mic. please tell me what was going to happen. next I want to know I need to talk to. her before I like say did yeah and she. said I could say it but I don't think. she understands like me but I no his ex. yeah like she was said it was cool for. me to talk about it I feel like if I. actually talk about it it's not like I. don't think I don't think she'd like it. wait Harper that's what that guy on Tik.

Tok I keep saying you should hit up does. who oh Maddox Maddox yes like the the. like Bill thing he like goes across his. bill and then flicks it oh actually yeah. yeah that he's so literally I think I. anybody if y'all don't know who Maddox. is madx baxton yeah Maddox baxton he's. like a 14-year-old 14 15y old like. country singer and he is so cute and I. literally now that I'm not talking to. anybody anymore hit me up yeah no.

but he has a girlfriend does he Bella. know Bella he posted a Tik Tok about her. oh well looking huh yeah no I no I but. someone he posted a video and he. literally had like Harper energy and the. top comment was um you act just like. Harper and so I was like what and then. yeah and then Harper commented on one of. his videos and was like why he kind of. and then dot dot dot and then he liked. it and so yeah yeah but if you ever want. to come meet her well he has a.

girlfriend oh you on okay um so okay so. the story that I was going to tell the. story I was going to tell on the last. episode y'all are not ready for this I'm. oh that was horrible. Joe um so last episode we talked about. how I said I don't love Kate if you guys. don't understand you guys don't. understand go watch the last episode if. you want to understand what that means. uh but anyways and I was like yeah. actually you you know what guess what.

Kate did and y'all ready to hear what. Kate did oh I'm ready what so I'm. talking we're just laying in bed and I'm. just rambling about stuff topics and I I. was like you know one thing I don't. understand one thing I will never. understand why any human could do did. you clip it I did not clip it do you. understand I don't understand how any. human can do this pee in the shower I do. it exactly no you do not yeah I do and. literally cat I talked about it with all. my do you do it.

no you don't oh I definitely do no you. don't be in your shower no don't you go. out of my way to go pee in your shower. that's not even shower he's just us. theath I just use yours as a giant Ural. that's what I do wait Joe is like how. can you not pee when hot water hits your. body yeah know what everyone does this. yeah Joe uses your shower too I've seen. it no C and the next sometimes we're. together me go there he had me so.

self-conscious about it the next day K. goes yeah K goes what do you mean I Peck. the shower I'm I was Furious least to. say Furious because you know what I do. in the shower I know what you do in the. shower and now you do it too I don't pee. in the bath but ier you know what I do. in the shower what do I do in the shower. M because I do the same thing do what do. I do me and you are built the same we. have the same genetics yeah we get in. the shower we feel that hot water and. you. poop down exactly like that and you lay. down I lay on the floor exactly like. that in the shower I know you do I'm you.

bro yeah and then come to my knowledge. I've been putting my cheek on a Ural ew. yeah I never would put my face on the. floor I knew better y'all lay on the. ground yes my cheek is on the ground I'm. completely on the ground and apparently. I have been laying on Kate's pee no not. true cuz unless no one pees before they. actually wash their body you pee first. then you wash your body so the soap. cleanses it all floating on top of the.

water all Joe I'm going go to your house. and I'm going to go pee on a. plate one of your kitchen plates and. then I'm going to wash it and then I'm. going to say no no you're not going to. scrub it you're just going to run I'm. just going to run soapy water over it. and then I'm going to say now eat off of. it lick it you're crazy for putting your. face on a. shower in place whether people pee in. there or not like that like it's a. shower floor where feet are and stuff. even more crazy and also yeah you take a.

shower to clean the dirtiness off of. your body don't put your face on the. shower floor like that's just a dirty. floor but besides the point What's even. more crazy is the fact that cash will. lay down in a hotel bathtub like that I. did used to do that I used to lay down. cheek cheek on the shower floor in. hotels just I never understood why you. don't do that because I thought it was. like 00 1% of people that peed in a. shower you're in there to clean yourself. why you peeing on yourself that is an. animal thing to do you ever heard even. if it was. 00 what did that one person peed on the.

shower in the hotel well I just thought. I was risking it a little bit but now I. don't even want to I don't even want to. put my foot in a hotel show that's why. and um even when you went to summer camp. what you do it I do it everywhere you're. disgusting summer camp everybody to CRS. in the show on the floor there's just. something about especially a bathtub oh. my God it's a shower with like a bathtub. bro the bathtub will like cradle you. like you're in the womb and there's. water mhm and it just feel true this is.

true you like no other feels like a warm. hug it's so nice until you run out of. hot water then it's a cold hug and then. you got to go yeah and he had me all. self-conscious and then I brought it up. to my friends the next day and they were. like no like everyone pees in the shower. that's so normal there's something gross. than that more gross yeah he's been. tripping about it for like two weeks now. if you're in a shower you're in a bath. and you fart in a tub that's more gross. and P in the shower farting in the oh I. fart in the shower cuz poop particles. are definitely in the water fart in the. shower that baths are just gross in.

general you're bathing in your own filth. I agree what is that's why you have to. take a bath I take and take a shower to. clean yourself after no you take a. shower then a bath then a shower oh I I. dude I fart in baths all the time just. to purely watch the bubbles come up. you're gross no but it smells bad you. guys don't do that that. is I've done it V me and K have been. taking a bath together and I farted and. I never thought about it being like. particles and now I'm really gross. that's that's disgusting but you always. imagine that like the fart would come up.

through a bubble bath and like float in. a. bubble and then pop. it hot tubs people definitely are. farting in hot tubs and peeing no no I. don't pee in a hot tub C does I pee I've. peed in more pools than showers. definitely same sorry no no sorry I take. that back I've peed in way more Pools. and Hot Tubs than showers that's that's. there was one night I specifically. remember this was crazy this is bad no. this is I this is bad M there there's a.

hot. tub cash and Michael are there I. actually wasn't in the hot tub was me. oute I think you Pape Michael and me. okay we we got in at like 9:00 at night. by like midnight I'm done we've been in. there 3 hours no midnight M we were in. there till like 3 a.m. I said I'm done. okay I I we're getting like we sit up on. the hot tub Edge get back in because you. got to cool off and stuff right but me. and Pape by had got we had food and. drinks out there me and Pape we went to. the bathroom multiple times we'd go in.

and have to go to the bathroom these. guys never went to got up ever for like. six hours I it's like midnight and I'm. like hey man guys I'm G head to bed. they're like all right see you they. continue to stay out there I hear them. outside my window y'all they're out. there for till like 500 a.m. in this hot. tub P about halfway through he's he's. looking there and he goes the water is. just no no no the what he goes man you. guys you guys never you guys really can. hold it like y'all haven't even got up. to go to the bathroom one time in 6. hours in so much water and he looks down.

at the. water and you can't see your feet. anymore you can't see nothing it's a. pretty small hot tub and it and it was. so foggy it was insane like the water. the water is clear when like we didn't. have the Jets on the bubbles were off so. it was just still water still still. water in it it's like a small bathtub. and it was clear when we got in it was. crystal clear and now it's dirtier than. a lake it was disgusting it was murky. y'all were just peeing in there and. Michael both like four times in one. night peeing so there was probably like. eight or nine P's in there y'all are so.

and you were fine with it like you were. fine I thought I was the only one p i my. when M when I found out Michael was. peeing I was mad I would literally fight. you I like why you peeing I'm supposed. to be the only one Furious the next. morning my parents were were in town. that week and I'm like your. son pees in the hot tub cuz they use the. hot tub too and they're like no he does. not M you're being ridiculous stop. trying to my mom would look at me she's. like M was like ask him ask him she'd.

come over to me she be like cash do you. pee in the hot tub and I was like no I. would not pee in a hot tub and then she. turned around she' be like M see and I'd. be like this goes on for almost a year. until he finally admits to my mom yes. I've peed in every hot tub we've been in. and I'm very sorry wait wait the real. question is your parents are watching. this do you pee in their hot tub after. house I do I did I have one one time hot. tub once that's recent only once they. just got that hot oh my gosh I was in.

there with you to be fair they have a. big hot tub it ain't that big it don't. matter how big oh no it's a big what are. you doing are you calling my Dad okay. tell him he's on the Pod so he yeah I. will I will oh my goshas why you do no. my dad's name is James why bro this is a. very get out this is a very uh insane. thing hello Mr James Mr James Baker We. are on the podcast and I have some. information that I think you'd like to. know okay your son cash Baker pees in.

your hot. tub what he pees in your hot tub that. you bought at your. house they don't even believe him they. don't even believe. him all right I'm looking I'm looking no. way what do you mean I'm looking he's. going to take DNA. samples he's going to SW swab the water. he said all right man's getting like CSI.

to come out all right wait J James what. did you say I said he's not in my hot. tub no he he he said he peed in your hot. tub no I haven't at all in my hot tub. yes that's what we said he yes that's. what he said he said he pees in your hot. tub if he pees in my hot tub I will kill. him he said he already has he said he. already. has you can clean it when he comes for.

Christmas yeah make him clean it oh oh. you will you get you make sure you get. all the supplies a toothbrush my hot tub. he says he. has no Mom why are you so Gable yes he. has peed in your hot tub your son is a. hot tub peer no I'm just I'm just I was. trolling them I have not peed in your. hot tub yes he has I was trolling them. don't mom don't trust him. yeah we know where you in the hot tub us.

you in that hot tub no they they wanted. to prank you I've not done that bro you. guys will see this podcast episode and. you guys will see him aditt to it no. y'all should make him clean it so we can. have a clip for this podcast when it. comes out yeah yeah well saying he was. in our hot tub I didn't know you saying. he peed in our Tu I didn't mean to make. y'all think he was there but yeah no. he's he's. peeing all right yeah all right well. we'll we'll we'll handle the situation.

when we come up for Christmas wow all. right okay look what you did you made. them think that their son actually came. to visit them I feel that's why he said. all right I'm going to go check K said. he's in your hot tub he go no I said I. said he's in your hot tub I'm sorry you. made him think that his son came to. visit him which he apparently never does. what I visit mom and dad all the time. you don't not as much as me you going to. be with him for Christmas I didn't think. so I will be are you going to be with. him for Christmas Christmas has already. passed okay well this Christmas I went.

there and he did not yeah and next. Christmas I will be there so will I and. to be fair I've been there more. Christmases than you so far that's not. true cuz your exes you didn't go I did. go I've never missed a Christmas with. Mom and Dad I've never missed a. Christmas never missed a. Christmas never he has no I haven't oh. my gosh that's a lie with your. ex-girlfriend you were in California. Christmas day to see Mom and Dad went on. Christmas day he got there like. Christmas night that does not count I. got there like 3 o'clock on Christmas. day that does not count bro that does. not count you not miss Christmas with my.

mom no Harper we're going to have to. grind you from your phone what about. when you get married when I get married. um you know we'll have to probably sort. that out but for now I'm sticking with I. haven't missed a Christmas no for I just. want everyone to appreciate that when. when everybody's like when everybody's. like Harper doesn't talk much on the Pod. this is why she a little keyboard. Warrior no you guys don't even. understand my anger that is built I know. I've seen some of the text I'm not going. to lie it's getting crazy who are you. texting she can't say you know a boy can. can I see the messages no she can't say. anything I won't say anything but can I.

just read him you're so nosy he's psycho. bro I have screenshots cuz he keeps. deleting the chat so I'll show you them. after keep screenshotting them that's. what you got to do when you're dealing. with a psycho haror do you uh do you do. you keep track of I did do you keep. track of boys's uh snap. score uh sometimes but not him anymore. he was the only one that I did and I. liked him for nine months and he doesn't. give a crap about me anymore so oh God. he's isn't it crazy that we how did we.

knew we predict never mind no I I don't. want to even give anything away um. moving on you know what's crazy is the. amount of time Harper's Music Video is. out at this point correct is it yeah. Piper Rock H more like Piper get rocked. have you read your comment the music. video is definitely out okay so if the. music video is out I can say this first. off music video is fire all right music. video. Ro going to stop why you scared to fight. me I'm only. guess what a Newen there's a new queen.

bee there's. a um but we for this music video you. know what I tried to get you I worked. hard on it what what did tried to get me. I tried to get the opening scene you to. be riding in on an. elephant how dope would that be we tried. to get an elephant we did we tried to. and I and I contacted the elephant. people and the Elephant people of. America there's there's elephant people. there is elephant people that's crazy if. I wrote it on an elephant and I'm on the. phone with them and they're like oh.

we're getting you an elephant I'm like. oh let's go like a baby elephant or like. no a real elephant big one multiple so. we could all have an elephant did you. call back the Dallas Zoo no it wasn't. the Dallas Zoo no but you should no. they're not going to let me rent their. elephant well if the money is there I. think the zoo would allow you to do. anything I'm like okay sick and then. talking to them and they're like okay so. it's going to be about $30 to $40,000. for the elephant to rent it 30 to 40,000. R 30 40 B for half a day 30 to 4 stacks.

of cash weigh like 34 or 34 3 30,000 30, 3 1,00 2,000 300 4,000 like a whole. house yeah wait say it again say the. number again 3 0 0 0 why you saying it. like that that's even that's that's way. more comp $40,000 so so 30 comma. everyone gets it okay 0 to $40,000. 40 my heart was broke so yeah that's I.

was like all right well why not just. raise an elephant myself much so I was. like what can what else can we do okay I. looked into camels I was like that's not. that dope she ride it on an ostrich. that's not that cool that's scary. ostriches are hug are scary what if she. wrote in on a wilderbeast couldn't find. one a wild what the heck is a that. sounds like a fictional character so I. was like all right we'll have her walk. in with tigers on a gold leash two of. them two of them yeah I would freak out. I be like their names are going to be. Tig G yeah so contact the tiger people.

and they you they wouldn't do it because. you're you know a child said they were. like no we can't we can't let a. 14-year-old walk the walk him on a leash. but yeah what I found out is in Texas. there was a lot of tiger people let me. tell you there is so many people that. just have tigers like in their. Apartments it's crazy there is more. tigers in Texas then than all of the. states combined yeah no it was all. everywhere combined like the Wild G oh.

yeah no that's no that's what it was. that's what it was sorry there's more. tigers in TAS there's more tigers in. Texas than the entire wild it was insane. and so all these tiger people no one. would let you yeah I wanted you to ride. the tiger that's what I was hop they. said you couldn't do it because the. tiger might would uh the tiger might. would think that you are a small. Chihuahua and they would might would try. to eat you yeah that's that's terrifying. no I made that up oh no what about a. white saber-tooth tiger that would be. crazy I won what not a saber-tooth.

aren't those isn't it crazy you can just. buy a tiger yeah for how much like like. a couple thousand do we can go buy a. tiger oh my gosh I a couple thousand. yeah a couple thousand dollars bro. probably like 20 no less than that you. could buy a tiger it said it said that. Texas right below guns there's dogs that. cost right below guns and drugs uh. exotic animals are the most are the. third most illegal thing traded in Texas. yeah but like dude a couple couple. thousand that's like that's like that's.

Joe did sell them for a couple thousand. he said it in the show really yeah. there's a couple thousand like he sold a. few of them for like $3,000 and the baby. CS definitely less than 10 grand you can. get a tiger because no they cost less. the older they are because no one wants. them that big right no one wants a big. tiger so he was selling them for $3,000. a pop yeah because tiger we can get for. like 500 I might we buy a baby tiger cuz. I feel like I could raise it with me and. then it would like me but I ain't buying. a big tiger but why can people just buy. Tigers oh my gosh remember one of Joe.

Exotics workers uh got bit by a tiger. the arm his arm got bitten off or her. arm got bitten off one person's leg. right Carol Baskin did you know I just. found out she she moved to Arkansas she. moved her whole like Carol Bas yeah. she's in Arkansas wa wait wait hold did. Carol Baskin like did she go to prison. or what happened with her no her husband. was found after all husband HB was found. yeah her husband was found I believe. I've heard of that like the husband I. believe is alive she didn't whack her.

husband Carol false news fake news W. there's a whole trick so who was the who. was the crazy one Carol or Joe Joe have. y'all seen Joe he's online right now. crazy have you seen it no he's. commenting on Twitter on people making. comments on him from jail yeah look it. up yeah from jail yeah does he have. someone else doing it for him no it's. him he doesn't wait how many years is he. in jail for okay I'm just can somebody. switch me Shar I will I will I want to. sit on that I like the little green.

imagine though you're you're trying to. like you're a thief in Texas and you. break into someone's house that is mad. uncomfortable and there's just a. tiger bro if I broke into a house and. there's a tiger I'm losing my mind yeah. I would think I'm crazy I think I'm on. drugs guys I'm trying to find Joe. Exotics crazy Twitter responses it may. it may be tter Instagram or Tik Tok too. it wouldn't be Twitter now it would be. X oh my gosh you found it no Joe Exotic.

that's like such old news now I know. that was 2020 2020 was a crazy Jo if you. want to sell me a tiger I might be in. the market I might would buy a tiger I'm. not Li for a couple thousand I would. totally buy it and then after it wasn't. like a cub no more I would totally have. to figure some way to get rid of it but. I don't ever ate a tiger ate a tiger. yeah like ate yeah yeah over in China. they or India somewhere over there they. do is like a dely when I was in Costa. Rica. it's illegal though I think shut up.

about Rica Harper always is just. casually fing how can I turn this. conversation Costa Rica no no no when I. was in Costa Rica um they they fed us. dog but we didn't eat it so oh my gosh. they like we have a wonderful meal for. you and it was dog it if there was to be. if there was to be one animal one. extinct animal to come back alive which. one would you guys want oh my gosh this. is such a good question bro it would. have to be a mammoth no there's there's. only one a mammoth that's just a Hairy.

Elephant that's that's the big one a. dinosaur bigger way bigger than elep. dinosaur yeah I don't even think y'all. can even comprehend what types of. animals Used to Be Alive you need to. look it up are you talking about the big. whale like you just have no idea there. was some crazy animals that existed that. you have no idea about I'm choosing. T-Rex all day long T-Rex like there used. to be another Apex. Hunter over the tiger really yeah look. it up what was the name I I'm choosing. I'm choosing or T-rex it's got to be.

T-Rex what are you choosing I'm choosing. the um. Ratzilla the Ratzilla is not real no I'm. taking Ratzilla with you yeah they they. they really think Ratzilla was real it's. not real don't watch our club video we. it's not real bro rat Ratzilla is not. real bro. pterodactyl Dude any sort of bird that. can fly that is the size of me is. terrifying I'm going to look at like. wait aren't pterodactyl like literally. like 4050 ft though they're huge no not. like 10t.

wings the doo is it oh my gosh I did a. in like Middle School elementary school. I did like research project on that a. dodo bird a Dodo oh no they're ugly. they're real ugly is that the is that. the rainbow bird oh I think I two can. this is kind of a in Costa Rica I saw a. twocan and a parrot it was so cool they. went on my shoulder I was in Costa Rica. um anyways uh passenger pigeon Western. black rhino I've seen a rhino before um. yeah there's just so many animals that I. don't okay here's here's a better one if.

there was to be one mythical creature oh. that could be real choose yeah or a. unicorn a mermaid a unicorn half human. half human you want a half human have. animal I want I want like a dragon or. something I can ride in the sky a dragon. would be crazy that would be hard bro I. well I what if you turn into a mermaid. and they give you the necklace like a. seashell necklace that you can be like. like I'm be crazy I'm Mia summer you.

know a mermaid's life would actually be. horrible think about it girls think. mermaids are all like fun and dandy they. are living they're living with sharks. and they think all the time yeah try see. how waterproof your makeup is yeah. you're just you just be swimming around. with sharks your entire life hoping you. don't get eaten true I think mermaids. are real how about do y'all think that. because like i' I went to a museum I. went to sorry I went to museum I went to. a museum and I saw um a mermaid skeleton.

yeah a skeleton no you did she. definitely was one of those kids museums. where there's like a live think in the. deep dark sea that there is animals that. like resemble mermaids but like their. hands and stuff are like not yeah. there's no no you know that we've only. explored 5% of the ocean mermaids could. be in that. 95% nope how do you know you haven't. even I just know Harper I mean you don't. know no I know we've only explored like. something like 5% we haven't even. explored know what's in the next 95. trust me there's no mermaid you don't.

know what about that guy who was like a. horse and a man oh yeah what's that. called Centaur Centaur okay those things. are stupid I don't know why those things. were ever were ever a thing a centaur I. would love to bet on those races that. would be fun oh my gosh like it was from. Percy Jackson is that wait is that what. invented them I it sounds that sounds. about right no the mythology behind it. though is probably round like the idea. forever yeah but like unn unicorn would.

be a crazy one unicorn I guess this is a. horse with a stick on its head though. but it flies not actually it's l no it's. just a horse a pegasus it's just a horse. with an antler do a pegasus a horse a. hor a unicorn does not fly yeah it does. that's the whole point behind it bro. yeah y'all see this. unicorn wait this this unicorn does not. fly oh guys I just thought about this I. don't think we can have the guy on the. podcast anymore no we can't yeah.

probably not nope yeah got too many boy. problems mhm we can't have the other one. Maddox yeah I I still can't believe it. one day Harper and Maverick will both be. in happily married Ever After and then. there will be no there will be none the. none of these conversations anymore yeah. what the heck did you just say oh my God. you guys will each be married once at. one point oh no you want to know what my. biggest fear is Harper's only a freshman. right now but as soon as she graduates. high school I'm scared she's gonna be.

like all right peace out BR Shaka and. leave us I would never do that yes you. would I would never ever do that because. you know what you know I would never. ever do that like I I know dud she's. lying lying you are already planning her. exit strategy no I know the second I bet. you guys Harper qu this podcast in the. for sure the next four years what I'm. saying N9 months what you know what's.

going to happen Ariana is going to hit. you up and be like hey you want to do a. podcast with me you're like out I'm out. no har I be out too when Harper gets her. license oh my gosh no I'm scared Harper. gonna leave because Harper then you're. just going to be like oh my my friends. want to hang out I don't want to go film. the podcast I don't want to film club. and then you're going to be like okay I. don't have to be doing it like I can. quit and but I'm making a lot of money. and like it's all about the bag that's. scared yall heard it here first Harper.

only cares about the bag not the PA if. you're 14 looking for a girl that's. chasing the bag too yeah no the thing is. like I wouldn't leave y'all first of all. I have a lot of reasons but number one. because but number one's the bag yes no. number one is I have nothing because you. want to give all the money back to the. poor right no I I'm kidding I will at. one point in my life um number one. because because I um yeah what's the. number one reason you won't leave us.

because I have nothing better to do you. do though you you're always like that's. exactly stop right there that's exactly. our point is you have nothing better to. do once you have something better to do. you're going to leave us no here's. what's going to happen she's going to. get a boyfriend who's rich now she. doesn't e the money and it's something. better to. do that's a good point no listen listen. yeah listen well what do youall think. I'm going to do cuz I'm not whatever. y'all think I'm going to do I'm not. going to do well we think eventually. you're just going to choose to leave. this is a good clip in 6 months yeah all.

right guys so Harper left the pod that's. crazy I feel like y'all are going to. make C like make like take me off the. podcast you think we take you off yeah. you think we no I'm getting kicked off. first and then all I know is I'm. definitely the last one standing because. MAV MAV will get kicked off Harper will. voluntarily go Kate will go Kate will go. cuz she'll we'll have a baby or. something and she'll be like I got to. take care of the baby and then there. just going to be me Y and we're just. going to be it's going to be me and. everyone does not like cash so the.

viewers will disappear what did you say. no one likes you on the podcast they. always think you're mean you're the. villain bro you are and when the villain. is the last one standing all the viewers. leave why am why am I the villain hey. but sometimes the villain movies get the. best in the box office I don't why why. am I a villain uh can we get like a. montage listen oh my gosh one time I. made a fat joke and Kate's made five. more about me and no one said a thing. when Kate calls me fat I don't call you. fat you call me fat all the time did you.

see the cliff I sent you Kate sent me a. picture of me eating gushers in the. shower and she's like you're so fat I. did not say you were fat I specifically. said this is unacceptable and should. never be done bro I texted you a clip. did you see it look at this it's a clip. that came up on my Tik Tok of you and. Kate from the podcast would he landay. his face on the shower when he was. eating them this is what she said she. said well today you're looking a little. I mean definitely looked better is that. when we were like okay we're going to no. it's not Kate that's when you just bully. me Maverick texted me I no my point.

stands I'm going to be the last one left. and Jo going to be the last one left and. I'm going to be the only one up here. Joe's going to be right there and the. conversation is just going to be right. here no the thing is another reason I. wouldn't leave is because generally this. has been my dream since I was like 5. years old cuz I would get home from. school watch everything on YouTube. possibly there could be and sit there. for at least 4 hours watching like. little girls always doing their things. especially Ryan toys or whatever I and. um what's it called evans's world you.

watch brian's toys and evans's world. yeah that's crazy when she was little. she said yeah that's crazy when I was. little and then it started turning into. James Charles Emma Chamberlain um also. Jordan matter said I was going to be the. next Emma. Chamberlain I. I matter I was like I was like oh really. and um and what's it called um the. dolberg twins I would watch them and. then I watch what did you watch the. Dolan twins oh yeah Dolan obsessed in. middle school I was obsessed with the.

little group and M Chamberlain the Twins. and James Charles like and that's us the. twins Emma Chamberlain James. Charles. KSI no but yeah that's another reason. why I wouldn't leave cuz I I'm seeing. more Jake Paul I I would remember oh. also um d g Bros and um what's it called. the one the one um the dude perfect and. I was yes I have the real question. though yeah do you consider us friends.

or co-workers she no I I already know. this answer she gonna say she consider. us friends but she don't well I think. she considers me uh me and Kate a. friends well to be completely fair to. her she wouldn't know the difference. before now cuz she's never had a job. other than poop scoping I've never had a. you wouldn't see them right you would. just pick up their dogs and go take them. out okay wait I got okay yeah answer. first do you consider us your friends I. don't know cuz I don't think y'all. consider me as a one y'all's friends I. talk to you w that's that's crazy that's.

crazy statement coming from you no no y. don't let it happen she's trying to turn. it around on herself you manipulating us. little girl listen no listen cuz the. amount of times the amount of times we. have invited this girl out to eat with. us after after the Pod right we we're. all leaving we're all like let's go. let's go to Chili's or roadh house let's. go get some food Harper you want to come. no I need to go home well no I'm. actually hanging out with my friends. tonight I'm actually hanging out with my. my actual friends tonight oh that's I. remember a couple episodes ago she.

listed her friends she didn't list you. yeah literally like two or three. episodes ago we like Nam your friends. she starts naming all her friends didn't. name me Maverick or Kate you know what. she said the last time when yall asked. her to go eat family she asked it P what. she asked what she asked if she going to. get paid to go out and eat with y'all. she did what when did I say we asked if. you're you want to come eat with us and. you're like will I get paid that's what. you. asked like anytime she's around us she's. just put words in my mouth that I did. not say I did not say will I get will I. get.

paid oh my God will I get paid to go to. dinner with. y'all no no but oh my gosh this chair is. uncomfortable okay Harper what happens. when you get you start your own channel. and you get a million subscribers and. you're doing collapse well this will. have probably at least two million. follows by the time I hit one mil no I. think you'll get a mill I think she can. get a mill faster than LOL oh I mean. you're already at 500 something thousand. you haven't posted like any videos yeah. but. me someone else is stealing my cont at.

this point no no no at this point I can. promise you we're probably at 2 mil or. close and she probably close probably. like 1.5 and she's going to be at over a. mil because her diss track dropped no no. we we'll no we'll be at like 1.4 you're. right the diss track that diss. track so many subscribers okay okay so. well I don't know cuz like I really. don't think like I I think the diss. track is good I listen to it every day I. go to school um but like I um um what's. it called I don't know like what happens. if people don't want to listen to it or.

watch people are GNA listen people are. going to listen to it it's so funny cuz. we're talking like y'all are going to be. watching this in the future and what if. it has we're telling the future right. now we're telling the future yeah the. fut like y'all are watching this because. the dis trck is going to drop when. youall it's already Dr already has over. a million views I'm probably going to be. like I'm probably going to have a. boyfriend and and and when are we. dropping this in 3 months this podcast. will probably go out this podcast will. go out in like8 weeks eight weeks yeah. two months month it's got over a million. views right Joe Million oh yeah like.

like if it doesn't have over a million. we did something very wrong wait but how. long you say you think I mean the. podcast or the the diss track will be. out in about six to seven it why the. people are watching this the diss track. will already be dropped like a month and. half I had to guess diss track out a. mlie views in a week that's my guess. yeah I have my gu I have no concept of. views apparently it could be a million. views in a day I'm not going to lie it. could be literally in a day here is I do. think that people will stream it. multiple times music videos people.

rewatch and it's just like it could hit. YouTube trending it could do so much. like oh guys it's going to hit a million. views first four days what three days. Days first week for sure possibly the. first day I think first three days for. sure oh my gosh wait so I think that. it's going to hit at least like one 100K. views cuz my last few videos like so my. last this is not your last few videos. yeah cuz my last few videos have been. doing terribly this isack this is also. okay wait so go back to the question so. do you consider us as your friends well.

I I don't think she said she considers. us family yeah no no no no I want no cuz. I actually think y'all are like my. family cuz I see y'all every day I don't. see my friends every day except for at. school but in the summer I wouldn't see. my friends every day you know a what did. you say you're closer with us or to your. friends y'all because or because we're. not mean to you no no except for my. close friends like my very very very. close friends like there's only like two. that are mean to you yeah no no not not. the mean I will say okay I think that's.

I definitely view Harper definitely way. more as a little sister than a friend. yeah because like at the end of the day. we all love Harper and like yeah like we. spend every day with her but at the end. of the day you don't invite your little. sister to go hang out with you you know. what yeah exactly a joke a joke we do. invite it we're like Harper we're going. to dinner if you want to come yeah but. like like what but I feel like no but. you also we also do have to be like. mindful of the fact that she's still. school and stuff yeah and she has to go.

home and go to bed she has a bedtime. yeah I would stay up till like 4:00 a.m. every day partying yo not partying I was. up late last night last night was the. latest I've been up and I'm not not even. kidding 3 to 4 months it was bad I was. up like 4:00 a.m. proba I haven't. probably been up this late in about 4. months I went to bed at 1:30 I I had. another podcast I was supposed to shoot. go to bed at 1:30 every night podcast I. was supposed to shoot this morning and I. had to I I texted him at like 5:00 a.m. I was like guys I can't sleep my stomach.

is killing me I haven't been able to. sleep I'm going to I can't show up. tomorrow your podcast and they text me. at 7: a.m. they go remember we changed. it to Thursday I go oh oh so I was so. happy bro dang wait what for what his. other podcast my other podcast Che on us. with I shoot tomorrow morning um well. well I'm glad that Harper considers us. family not friends that's always. reassuring to hear that we're not middle. name all win she's not with us right now.

Harper I'm always. here y Harper my mic Harper has been. going back and forth with some messages. night don't say good night to me anymore. buddy God dang it SC did yall see I. don't know if y'all saw that his face ID. worked on me our face IDs literally work. on each other all the each other at all. I don't give your phone right but our. face ID work on each other every time. ready here we go. opened no way are you for real yeah.

watch open m open mine do it do it where. they can see no. way. opened you right do we look that much. alike BR the camera over here look at. this like I don't feel like we look that. much alike no y'all have y's face idas. on each other look wait I'm going go. over your shoulder so we can see it's. locked okay it's locked ready yeah. ready what open wait block the camera. block I mean block the camera and like.

make sure make the password pop. up face ID see oh my gosh that's crazy. no no y y def we have both set up on. each phone no we don't no I'm telling. wait can you set it more than one person. no you can't you could with thum Prints. but you yeah you can't do faces no you. can't do two faces can't unless you're. bipolar oh that's you know you know who. called me bipolar once the guy that I'm. been all right he's already got enough.

CLA we're not talking about him moving. on um yeah yeah no I don't think you can. have more than one face ID I don't think. so all right buddy if you can have more. than one face ID I'd be taking. everybody's phone all the time adding. their face ID adding me in their I I can. I see your phone need to call I kind of. feel like you can't there's no way bro. if you can add people's face IDs I'm. going to I'm going to start trolling. everyone everyone supposed to me. huh what's that supposed to mean uh no I. don't see a place to caterpillar's.

broken y'all remember that annoying. thing people used to do in high school. where they take your phone and just fill. up your camera roll with photos oh bro. are you kidding me people no they. definitely do that with Harper right. people still do that people like take. each other's phones and just like spam. photos yes dude that was my least. favorite thing about being a like. teenager bro is my friends always take. my phone and just it was a way for girls. to flirt I know what you no you. definitely do that to boys definitely no. no it actually is cuz I would I would. want my face in their camera roll so. then every time they would look back.

they like oh or delete it yeah they. would probably yeah it's girls always. doing it to boys phones yeah but I know. guys that do it too that's weird what. that's weird you're telling me you've. never taken a guy's phone taking a. picture of your nipple and like put it. back oh yeah I'll do to a guy's phone I. thought you meant like taking a girl's. phone and being like oh no no I ain't. doing that no a zest Fest a zest Fest. and be like. no wait can we see how you would can we.

all show each other how we would take. selfies I I I I would be like no no no. no Harper like you're you're about to. you're about to post like on on your. story or something show us how you're. taking a selfie oh well I look like your. I I look like trash right now number one. like like here's what I think Maverick. would look like you've seen me take. selfies yeah and I'm going to show you. what you look like oh I know exactly. what map's POS. is oh you think that's what m of selfie. poses. that is crazy no this is MAV selfie post. Maverick's taking a selfie this is.

exactly what he's. doing. e no that's what M's. doing couple not post but you would. definitely like send it to yourself a. couple months ago Maverick um he had. like his old iPad and he never used it I. was like oh MAV like can I can I have it. and he was like oh yeah sure oh my gosh. so I accidentally when I was it was. hooked up to his iCloud and I was talked. about this no we hav yeah we have let's. talk about it again we our my iCloud. like our iclouds got mixed together so I.

got a like literally all his camera roll. showed up into my photos and stuff and. so on my phone I will I like I think I. deleted most of them but every once in a. while I'll come across like an AB. picture he took this is what Mavericks. sopies look like. what did exactly just talking about do. you took her phone and took a selfie is. that your phone you took your phone and. took a selfie I didn't even know I did. that I don't doing that d crazy we both. just St here we both just St here and. said I would never take a girl's phone.

and take a selfie like she's 14 like I. no that is crazy you just got no you got. you got you got caught right handed. smile she had no idea look that's crazy. the tongue I told you oh it's the tongue. it's a tongue we talked about that in. last episode there's so. many just send send them all to was just. hoping that Harper would posted n. clout let me get a lot oh Joe took some.

too stop sting them in. the no you're phone no I did he said. stop sending them in the Jo took some. too no he didn't show me show me no I. didn't someone took some of me I will a. minute she's air dropping but I think. there actually might be one I can't see. it though that's so funny there is one. of you to we both no. way no that's I didn't remember either. until you show me both of y'all just. said here and said I would never do that. I don't believe it both of y'all just. said I would never do that y'all I.

didn't believe that I did that hey har. is there any of me nope are you. surprised with. yourself bro we did that Joe Joe we did. not not that days what in the world is. going. on I don't even really remember doing. okay I know what happens we just get. more immature when we. wear older y room episode I was going. back to like my my children there ain't. none of me there ain't none of me you.

guys ain't going to catch me lacking not. lacking today I would never do that and. then and then send some all to the L. okay never mind anyways um have yall. ever fart CED what the heck is a I I. farted and I put a flame in front of it. and it no like where you farting your. hand and you try to like throw into. someone's face all the time cash does a. a jump move he's got a j oh actually czy. I always do the jump move if you're if. you're going to fart okay let me let me.

tell you guys a little tutorial here if. if you ever have a fart coming maybe. you're like oh it only works if you got. hops this sounds like an ad for the fart. you ever got a fart coming take. laxatives no uh if you have a fart. coming and you're like should I hold it. should I push it out should I try to. hold it until I'm alone no this is what. you do math can you please stand up no I. I'm usually sitting when this happens no. you're stand up a lot to the camera okay. yeah the camera do okay I do this right. here are you going to edit a fart in I.

go oh W right in their face Santa Santa. let me show you so you'll be standing. innocent we'll be standing and then I'm. just talking we're talking like this oh. hey man what's up let's go oh oh it's. right in your face there's nothing you. can do that would be so bad and I just. rip it loud I can do it really good to. Harper Harper's already butt level you. got to jump are like stand up like. that's crazy you like debate what to do. with your farts I just got to go E I can.

never Lauren it when I do it cuz I'm I'm. getting really good at it it's a skill. man fart jumping it's a skill and for. something about like when there's fart. in your stomach and you're jumping you. feel lighter because the air is pulling. you up you're you you're you weigh less. so so it's when you have a big fart it's. easier to jump feel like it's weighing. you. down yeah cuz it's a air I just I just. like you like debate what to do with. your fart I actually true you know like.

when you hold your breath you float and. if you blow all your breath out you. don't float if you have a big fart you. float oh they would know girls don't. fart apparently it's true or poop I do. pee in the. shower no I'm going to be honest I poop. we know you do yeah k k do you poop I. don't think I've ever pooped a day in my. life what the heck what's wrong with you. okay wait no but like seriously like why. do girls say that I don't I don't know I. I don't poop at all I don't F like what.

like all right well we're going to end. this episode we'll see you on next time. bye.