My Creepy Teacher Got Caught Dming Us!

One of our teachers had gotten arrested. in class. She had been Snapchatting a. student inappropriate pictures. We later. found out that she was kissing him in. her class during free period. Oh, this. is true. This happened, too. And it was. our volleyball coach. Was it? Oh, wait. No, I know this one's true because it. happened at Kate's school. Why does this. keep happening? It happened at my. school, too. Oh my gosh. Can I talk. about what happened this morning? I'm buckling up for this one. This is a. sad story. I can talk about it. Yeah, but Oh, beware.

[Music]. Welcome back to the LOL podcast recorded. in front of a live studio audience. [Laughter]. See, cuz there's two of them, so that. makes What's that called? Double double. We need to get them an applause sign. We're practically SNL applause song. Have you guys ever seen that? Yes. Like. when things are recorded in front of a. live studio audience, they have a sign. that says applause. And I'm not kidding.

We went to I've been to multiple live. show filmings like dealer no deal, price. is right. And like they always have. those signs and I I I don't know why but. I listen. like signs turn on and it's like and. then they're like no more applause. And. they're like and then they hold up a. sign. They're like oo and a's. You're. like. I think we should have that for the. year. That way. Also, when we say a joke. that's not funny, we can be like, "Laugh. everybody's like, "Are you trying to. look like Maverick or something? Why are. you What's your head down?" What the.

shopping recently? What the Her hat. says, "Sorry about my husband." What the. heck is that supposed to be? Guys, I was. just trying to be mysterious. I'm going. to get a hat that matches it and say, "Put it on my husband's tab." What? What. the Say it louder. Well, I actually I. got this hat. I don't wear hats, but. this one really spoke volumes to me. So, I purchased it on your credit card and. then I came home and Cash was looking at. her credit card statement and he was. like, "Why have you been spending so. much money at Altered State?" Yeah, this. was this is a true story. This happened. this week. I said, "Uh, why is so much.

money spent at Altra State and five. different transactions on five days?" Oh. my gosh. Wait, did you figure out why. your credit card bill was so high? No, I. still can't figure it out. We were. looking at our credit card statement and. he was literally like don't say I'm not. gonna say it was like double ours. though. Yeah. Congratulations. I was. like why is mine and Kate's credit card. bill? You be quiet. You be quiet. I was. like why is mine and Kate's credit card. bill double M and Kinsey's? Because we. live in the same house and kind of drive. like the same cars and kind of do like.

everything the same. I would argue the. only factor is I'm married to Kate. I'd. argue me and Kinsey even have more. hobbies like Yeah. So, I don't know. what's happening there. But there is one. key factor that I'm coming to the. conclusion of. I can con I can I can. defend myself actually. First of all, maybe Maverick what? Maybe. Did you ever. think about maybe we're just more. generous than you? I knew she was going. to do that. She always donates that. looks like a lot of gifts. Who donates. on a credit card? No, that's what she.

blamed it on. I said, "Why do we spend. so much money?" She said, "Those are all. donations." I'm like I'm like donations. to Altered State. What? And she's like, "Hey, it's a faith-based company. I want. to support small business." Donations to. her sister. Buying gifts for her sister. from Altered State. That's not a. donation. Hey, I called a spending. problem. I oftent times pay for people's. dinner. What? Like your own? That's like 50. bucks, right? I know. Like I know like. two weeks ago I bought Harper's dinner.

That's like $7. No, it was actually like. 15. You're eating. I told. you. I know. I know that if Mav and. Harper were at Chipotle, M would just be. like they'd be like together or. separate. M would be like separate? Are. you kidding me? Or you'd be like, Harper, you got this. No, that's not me. Not me. I bought Harper's Chipotle once. That's crazy. No, Matt did. He used to. go buy like before him and I were dating. and he was just in the friend group, if. it was like three girls with him, he. would buy all their meals. Oh, okay.

That's just called That's not called. That's not donations. That's called. being a player. That's just like trying. to impress the girls. Uh I'll I'll get. all of them. That's like checking his account to make. sure it's not overdrawn afterwards. The. device is not going through. Do y'all. ever feel like a dog? Like when you. don't shave your legs and you just like. I feel like a dog all the time. I got. that dog in. No, but you know when. you're wearing you know when you're. wearing shorts and you haven't shaved. your legs and you can like feel the wind. blowing through your I mean like I. haven't gone that far into not shaving.

but like I can see it's just me. Hey, speaking of shaving legs, y'all know fun. fact. Maverick used to shave his legs. Oh, this is true. I did. No, please. don't stop telling stories. Dude, he'd. wear like his like jean shorts that were. like this short and he'd shave his legs. I mean, think about it. homeboy was in. the shower. Leg popped up being. like, I hated leg hair. I mean, think. about that. I still hate it, but I've. gotten more used to it. What age are we. talking? It is like it's so disturbing. Probably like 17. Okay, if you're still.

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Why did you shave your armpit hair? It. was freaking No, no, I don't shave it. Sorry. I trim it. I keep it trimmed cuz. if not, you know, it'd be sticking out. of these sleeves right here. Just smell. my finger. No, I'm okay. Thank you. Why. do you Wait, go like this. Harper, look. Her finger is crooked. Oh, wow. Well, thanks for pointing out her flaws. Wow. Sorry. Do you want us to smell it. because it's a self tanner? Honestly, I. because Kate be wearing selftanner at. night and that thing stinks. Smell it. Stinks. No, I don't want to smell that. Crazy. Cash comes into bed last night.

smelling like a freaking semi truck and. then he has the audacity. No, no, no. Don't say I smell like a semir. Okay, crazy. I I just went through the car. wash about 30 seconds before that. So, and car wash is the shower, by the way. Sometimes I smell like a No, I didn't. smell like it's in my truck, though. I. literally just went and took a shower. with soap and I come and sit in bed and. she just insults me back because I sit. down and I was like, "Man, you kind of. smell again." And she's like, "What?".

And I was like, "It's your selftanner.". And she goes, "I don't have any on." I. was like, "Oh, you want to know why?". Oh, god. Oh, that's not good. Cut this out of my. life now because self tanner. No. Gosh, no. Are you kidding me? Y'all dare me to. self tan half my body? Yes, I'll do it. That ultra dark. I'll do it for 12 days. in a row. Like 12 days of Christmas. No. Can I defend myself? I don't smell. I was trying to find non-toxic beauty.

products because my hormones are off. balance. And I read a lot of things that. the body products you use will cause. like hormone imbalances. So I switched. to non-toxic. But the non-toxic ones, the body lotion I was using, it didn't. smell too good and I was really sad. And. the deodorant didn't either. I was. starting to smell weird from it. So I. had to stop. So I guess I'll just. forever be imbalanced hormonally. My. hormones are in balance, too. Don't. worry. Why don't y'all just find balance? I. mean like I try but like I fall over too.

much. Just what? What? Yeah. No. Unfortunately, um, non-toxic beauty. products were making me smell funky, so. I went back to toxic beauty because it. smells better. Listen, I'm just telling. y'all, me and Cash, our hormones are. great and we don't put any makeup and we. put we put very little cleaner on our. body and it it's good for you. I'm. telling you. Yeah. You know, one time I. even watched a Tik Tok and it said no. shampoo is good for you. It's called no. poo. What is the trend and no poo? This.

is a real thing. It's called no poo. And. apparently if you go with no poo for. about No, I'm being for real. I'm being. I'm being dead serious. Stop laughing at. me, please. No, this is a seriously. health. Actually though, how long do you. go without poo for? Because I am. actually wondering because I go without. poo for a. while. I'm serious. Wait, which poo are. you? This is supposed to be healthy. shampoo. Not like the actual joke. I. don't I can't go an hour without pooing. Oh, okay. Okay. No, no, but seriously, uh the no poo trend, if apparently if.

you go and do not wash your hair at all. for like 6 months, you like then you. don't have to wash your hair ever. No, it's true. It'll cure dandruff. It'll cure everything. So, yeah, I'm in. the I'm in the uh I'm in the testing. phase. You're in the no poo era. How. many days has it been? Huh? How many. days has it been? 307. Listen, I'll be. honest. I've seen a lot of homeless. people and I got a feeling their hair. their hair does not look like it's good. Why are you laughing, M? I have so many. reasons to be laughing. But the first.

one is just tell us the first reason. Well, first off earlier. Okay, third. Okay, Cash's self tan is not going to. work. What? Half your body. We all know why. you were laughing. Well, you asked for. the third reason. Why were you laughing? Yeah, you did ask for the third reason, which was kind of odd. I don't know why. you asked for that one. Well, what's the. first? I don't remember anymore. I pictured all. of them. No, but your self tanner, you. really should do half your body. U I am. a little concerned how you're going to.

get it exactly down the middle every. night. That's Kate. He's not going to do. it. Dude, I've tried. You know how some. girls are like, "Oh, it's self tan. night. My husband's going to help tan my. back." Cash doesn't help me. I tried. I. was like, "One time, Kate, can you. selftan my back? I can't reach." He was. like, "Uh, my sister usually helps me. self tan my I'm scared he's going to get. it streaky, too. Same with my sister. She literally walks in and she like runs. out cuz I'm naked. I don't know why. Like don't know why I'm that scary. naked. Um but like dude, why everyone.

does that to me too? Every time I walk. outside like it's just weird. But wait, what? Outside. Okay. Um anyways, but. yeah, my sister like she streaks my back. and then tickets are officially on sale. for our world tour. Oh my gosh. Oh, go get your tickets at. the lolodcast.net. Yes, you guys have to hurry before they. sell out. Yes, link is in the. description. Get your tickets. Yeah, we're going on a world tour. [Music].

She sees you. Never mind. Yeah, I know. what you're saying. I have a random. question. We were talking about um. hormone imbalance and this has. absolutely nothing to do with this, but. the word balance triggered my brain and. I went down a rabbit hole. I have really. good balance. Okay, Harper, since you're. a flyer, did you ever practice on like. corn cans? For sure. Um do you know what I'm. talking about? Wait, hold on. Like like. hands. Kenzie, what in the Hillbilly.

gymnastics gymnasium did you go to? Training. for today, we're going to need a corn. balance practicing. But you can only do. it on a can of sweet cream. need a can. right now. No, we really don't need. We're going to practice with the hydro. jug, but I used to put my Whoa, whoa, whoa. You sure it's going to hold you? I. don't know if I stand on that. Rude. Okay, those can hold up semi trucks. Oh, well then you should you should be fine. then. I might be a little worried. Shut. up. Sometimes I use green bean cans, so.

don't worry. It was not just corn on my. hill, Billy. Okay, but I would I would. stand. Okay, this is not going to All. right, you better impress us. This is. too tall. It's not going to work. It. should work. Here, you can use me. instead. What? No, no, no, no. You okay, what are you doing? Oh, that might work. It's just not funny. That's not anything. like a can of corn. Okay. Wait, I want. to pop your back. Her spine moving back. Okay. Just dies. Like this and like. I'm sorry.

Were you impressed with that live studio. audience? Okay. But now you Oh, good. And there was no sign. There's the. applause. I realized just planked again. What are the odds? I planked like twice. in Dude, I saw some video on TikTok. I. don't I forgot what it was now, but it. was a picture of Kate laying down. It. was mine. It was my video I posted. It. was so Oh, yeah. That was you and. somebody commented POV Kate's planking. and all Kate was doing was laying down. It was like trying to plank right now.

That video actually got banned off of. Tik Tok. Okay. I I posted three videos. that were very similar, but that one. video where it was like very obvious Kay. was face down on the ground got banned. from Tik Tok for it was like underage. sexual content and I was like what? I. hate when that happens to me. Yeah. What? What? I get banned on Tik Tok all. the time for underage sexual content. No, not that. One time it did say I was. too attractive, so they banned me. I was. getting too many followers. Oh my gosh.

Somebody did say too many shares. Somebody did comment on my video. Um, you might get banned for being too. pretty. Did you? No. Okay. Also, I do like But it could have. happened. It could have happened. I. mean, like they gave me a warning. So, the word the there was like stuff in the. air that was saying it was saying like I. saying these days. That's what they. saying. Wait, so did you stand on. anything? Stand on anything? I mean like. I've stood on like business act. Yeah, I.

stood on business. Um, but I do want to. like talk about how much fun the live. shows are. Oh. Oh, well, they're like a. lot of fun. Oh, dude. You throw me off. with that. The last like two months, Barbara has this thing she does where. she goes, "How about we do this?" Oh, when she Every time it throws me off, I'm like, "Are you going to finish your. sentence?" Isn't it funny? It is like. the end of the sentence, right? She just. instead of like a period, she goes, "Oh, instead of like a period, I would like. to go to the grocery store." Oh. I'm. like, "What? Wait, sorry. Did you have.

something else to say?" Oh, no. And Oh. But right. No. Okay. Awesome. No, that's. like that one trend. Remember that? And. I And I It kind of stresses me out. sometimes when I when I talk like that. Right. Yeah. It stresses me out, too. Sometimes I'm like, "Oh, no. She's. exploding. I'm going to get acne from. the stress." That's how me and my best. friend talk to each other. And I don't. really communicate. No. Some people. adapt to it so easily. Like Harper, she. adapted to it so easily cuz I was like I. was like, "Hi." You mean our live studio. audience? Yes. Yeah. She uh she she. adapted very she adapted to it so well.

I was like cuz like I'm so weird when I. come in and I'm so awkward that it's. just like so painful to watch. So I'm. like I know. No, every time I see Harper. and she hangs out with another girl, dude, they literally I'm not even. kidding. This is their conversation. Ready, M? Okay, you be Harper. I'll be. the other girl. So you're. like you're so fine. Yeah. You know, I. was going to say, you're missing a very. important phrase. Okay. Well, uh, right. Um, yeah, right. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, no. No, for sure. I'm sure. uh uh uh uh uh uh. Okay. This is the most important phrase. I feel like every other sentence she's. like, I'm just I'm just going to go. I'm. I'm going to go. Oh, yeah. I'm just. Okay. I feel like that's like how I talk. now, you know? And I And I'm going to. like support myself through it. Yeah. When we're on stage on tour, that's all. our protect. Everybody's like, "Is the. mic going out? What's going Okay, be so. honest. Is it not funny?" Like I like. when I do this like it is. Okay, thank. you. Like like Okay, when I'm like when.

I'm like I'm. Yeah. See, that stresses me out. Okay. Like if it's like an stressed. right now. If it's like an awkward. situation and you're like trying to get. out of it, but like be funny. You're. like, "Yeah, but you just do it when. anyone's like, "Hey, so you want a. drink?" I'm gonna. Yes. I really thought it was Does she. want to drink? I don't know. That's what. I want to do to the people at the live. shows, but like maybe they might get. uncomfortable and like run away. I don't. know. They'll be uncomfortable. I. promise. Wait, do you guys remember? I.

don't know why I fall asleep at night. thinking about this. When um we did our. live shows, we had like our little mic. set or at least the New York one, we had. our mic set. Do you guys remember your. number? Because I remember mine. I was. one. I was three. I think I was five. I. was two. I was four. Wow. Wow. Oh, bravo. Everybody remembered it. Well, no, I kind of did the math live. audience. Yeah, they just guessed. Yeah. Um, yeah. No, I. kind of just went with it. Like I, you.

know, like Well, I'm going to guess if. you were one, I do think that would. probably make Maverick 2 and I would be. three and you would be four, which would. make you five. I was five, which would. make you four and you I do remember. being four because four is my favorite. number. I I feel like now I'm like. sentimentally attached to the number. three microphone. Okay. You're going to. try to take it from me. He's plotting it. right now. What? No, I'm not. M I will. rip it out of your pocket. What the. Don't touch your pocket. Oh, right. I'm. just going to I'm just going to go Yeah. You can't do it. You feel more like. Justin Bieber. I was about to say I.

could see you in your era, right? Like I. could see as soon as Cash put the. microphone on the first time backstage. He was like. He literally put it on. He's like, "Dude, no. The microphones go like this. I did that. It literally goes like this. and it comes around and we stepped on. stage. I was like like, "Yo, what's up, New York?" I say, "Hi, my. I remember at Cash backstage and he like. was putting on his microphone and then. he looked up and he went, "Let's do it.".

Say that. I did not say that. You said. it to yourself. That's so inspirational. He said it to nobody. You went You went, "Let's go." He was He was like, "Let's. do this thing. like looking at. Have. y'all seen those videos where it's like. POV when something happens in your life. and you look at the invisible camera and. it's like and like nothing's there. Yeah, Cash does break the fourth wall. every once in a while and just look into. like nothing and say something. I do. talk to myself a lot some like we're. we're at volleyball and he's like.

looking over this way and he's just like. that's what I'm talking about. That's. what I'm like who are you talking to? Listen, I get it from my mom. Dude, my. mom she still does it to this day. You. say that every day listen to my mom. Sometimes like the the other day we were. uh at my parents house and she's in the. kitchen and I'm not kidding. I never. seen someone that talks to themselves so. loudly. She's in the kitchen and I think. she's having a conversation with. someone. She's like, "Yeah." And then he. just and then and then other and I'm. like, "Mom, are you okay?" And she's.

like, "Oh, yeah." So I'm just talking to. myself. I thought she What's happening? Josh does do that. He looks like he's. summoning spirits or something when he's. planning a video. Especially like You're. about to make fun of my Twitch. We'll be. planning an intro and we're like, okay, so we're going to say today we're going. to be busting a hundred myths in 24. hours and Josh will be like, I don't I. don't like it. I think it needs to be. like and he'll just walk around. I know. what you mean. He does do that, but it'll be like. glitching. He'll be like But sometimes. when he's like repeating, his eye like.

starts going like he does he does that, but then sometimes he'll like stop. He'll be like, "Today we're going to. Today we're going to Yeah. Sometimes he. gets the hand motions and like even the. steps like he does like he like redo it. Today. we're going to be But he's whispering. He's not saying it. He's like No, I just. go Today we're going to be busting. Today we're going to be busting. Today. we're going to be busting one. But look. at his face. We're going to be busting. 100. Imagine Imagine. You got to say it. in your head, man. Actually, no. the. other day he's upstairs doing a voice.

over and I hear him talking and he's. just sitting on the couch by himself and. there's a mic right here and he's just. like damn it and he like starts hitting. himself. No dude talking to himself. I. want to pop up a voice over. If we can. find it we'll pop it up on camera. I. just saw me doing a voice over. So. sometimes on videos we'll do a voice. over of the video and I just saw one in. real life without cutting the camera. audio of me doing it. Dude, I'm not. kidding. It looked like I was doing some. magic stuff. That's what I said. You.

look like you're summoning something. I. We got to pop this up. I was like, "What. are you doing 100?" And I was like, "What am I doing?" And my eyes were. closed. I literally closed my eyes and. I'm like, "Well, we need to make sure. that we are." And I was like, "What was. that?" You're so passionate about it. It's like you're preaching like the Have. you ever like cried into the mirror to. yourself and then started laughing cuz. how ugly you look? Like you're like And. then you like look at yourself and. you're like, "Get it together." Yeah, it's happened before. All right. I was. just making sure. Just making sure. Yeah. Yeah. Like you just want to go.

I'll go. I'll head out. That's what I do. every time. Like every time each podcast. ends, I'm like, "Can I go now?" She. levitates out of here quicker than. anybody I've ever seen. Quicker than. speed. I can levitate. No, you can't. Please don't fart. Please jump up. No. Okay. What the e What is he doing? It's. already It's already getting weird. You're. disgusting. What? Whoa, she was a fairy. She was. levitating. Yeah, you guys like that.

Look, get a nice zoom in. Ready, dude? Put your socks on. Yeah, why why take. your socks off in the first place? I see. Everybody look. Three, two, one. Look. You know what's crazy? You actually. didn't get me somehow. Y'all have to hit. your necks. Hit your necks. You don't. hit your own neck. No, you. Yes, you do. Okay, then I'll hit it for them. You have to hit your neck. Dude, you. know what? You know who you remind me.

of? We've been watching Well, that too. We've been watching Queen's Gambit, and. you look like the girl off of there. No, she does not. Wait, first of all, why? Just cuz she has red hair. Uh, I mean, that could be the factor that I'm. thinking of. What's her name? I need to. learn. I You know, Queen's Gambit. I. surprisingly have Googled absolutely. nothing about it. And we're halfway. through. Let's see. Let's do look up. just the main character in Queen's Gam. main character Queen's Gamut. But she has blonde hair right now. When. she has red hair,

she has red hair. No, she still doesn't. look like if Harvard cut. She's a mouse. That's She's so pretty. Highly. disturbing. Honestly, she's so pretty. No, everyone's an animal and she's a. mouse. She's very pretty. I'm flattered. that you would say that about me. Yeah, Cash is definitely an alligator. Dude, what? I mean, usually it's like the I. thought the options were mouse and. turtle. I thought it was mouse, deer, rabbit, and there is no mouse. Have you. all heard that theory? No, it's rat and. turtle. That's what it is. No, it's it's. frog and rat. Oh, that's what it is.

Yeah, it's frog and rat. Have you heard. that theory where it's like one you. either look like a frog or a rat? Yeah, Cash looks like a turtle. Cash looks. like a frog. Kay looks like a rat. Like. in a nice No, no. In a good way, though. Kenzie looks like a frog. You look like. a rat. I look like a frog. I don't feel. like any of these are good options. No, I mean the it's like Yeah. No matter. what you call me, I was like, "Hey, why'd you give me that one?" I feel good. being a rat. I don't want to be a frog. Does he have big eyes that were frogs? No. Low key was a frog. Tin your faces. and it's like Yeah, it's like do you. have a pointier nose like kind of like. or are you circle like a frog? I don't.

think I want to be an animal. I think I. want to stay a girl. What? I want to be. a boy. I mean, you can be a girl, right? That works. What? Rats are gross. Hey, we've been playing volleyball. Wait, can. I talk about um what happened this. morning? Yeah, it's it's a tragedy, actually. I don't even know what. happened. I was at school. Oh no. I'm buckling up for this one. This is a. sad story. I can talk about it. Yeah, but Oh, beware. Oh my. I know what. you're talking about. Oh, this No, no,

this this is bad. This is sad, actually. I don't know if you want. I'm sitting. I'm sitting at our kitchen table eating. breakfast and our kitchen table is right. next to the back door. So, I'm sitting. there just eating my bacon, you know, and I look up and Stella's standing at. the back door and our back door is glass. and so I can see her and she looks like. she's smiling, but you know, like Stella. has like floppy cheeks and her cheeks. are like out to here and she looks like. a chipmunk. Yeah. I'm like like I was. like, "What?" I was like, "Did your dog. touch a porcupine or something?" Yeah. I.

was like, "I would love it." What? It would have. What happened was she looks like she's. smiling is my first thought. And. Maverick was like, "No, she looks like. she's fat. What's wrong with her face?". Like, "What the heck?" It's kind of like. she just ate too much. That one time. something bad happened to Stella and her. face got saggy, but she's better now. Wait, wait, was that the time I was. over? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember her. face was like this. Wait, wait, finish. the story. Oh, okay. So, anyways, I see. her. I'm like, "What the heck?" And so I.

open the door. I'm like, "Stella, what. is wrong with you?" And she just opens. her mouth and goes and then she's like. like wagging her tail as f and I looked. down. I'm like what is that y'all? It. was a baby not No, it was a baby rabbit. like this big. It was so sad. And it was. alive. It was like kicking its little. feet. She didn't she didn't hurt it at. all. She just picked it up in her mouth. and brought it to us inside. I think she. knew that the rabbit needed help. Did. you help? No. I think she definitely. probably hurt the rabbit. Yeah, because. if you like No, she didn't hurt it. There was no puncture. Well, the only.

thing that would have hurt it the only. thing that would have hurt it is. whenever she opened her mouth and it hit. the floor really hard. That might It's. like she brought it to us as an. offering. She's like, "I have brought. you gifts." Yeah, it really was because. she didn't even want to keep it. She. literally like set it at my feet and was. like, "I'm proud of myself, Mom." And I. was like, "Oh, no. You're a psychopath.". No, it was more like she was at the. door. She's like, "You're not going to. believe. this. Look what I got. Look what I got. Look what I got. Come on, son." She. opened it. She was like, "Is that. crazy?" I found it. M did rehabilitate.

it though. Yeah, he found the little. rabbit nest with the little rabbit fur. and he put it back there. So, wait, was. there more rabbits? Uh, no. That was the. only one. So, I know she got all of. them. No, she Well, she did. She did. When she first got here, she got all of. them. Oh, those. Yeah. Yeah. When before. uh Stella was here, we had like a bunch. of rabbits in our yard and we didn't. have honey either. So, the rabbits lived. like in our backyard. They they were so. peaceful and then Stella started. annihilating the village and so now. there's no more she was like a Viking.

dudes dude she was she was like she what. did she do? There was one morning she or. one night she came to the back door and. you were like Stella what are you. eating? She was like oh it was a. massacre but that she didn't bring it to. us that time. That time there was like a. family of five all over the yard. Y'all. ever seen those Viking movies or like. those medieval movies where like like. the like the the prince and them all. like come into like a little village and. they just start burning the entire. village and you're like, "Oh, why you. got to do that?" Yeah, that was Stella. with the rabbits. Oh. Yeah. It was There.

was one day in it was a spring. It was. in the spring and all the baby bunnies. She had found multiple nests and there's. just bodies all over the yard. She was. just like walking through it in slow-mo. like I did it. Man, this is crucial. Let's move on. This is so sad. We used. to We don't see very many rabbits. And. unfortunately, the the baby rabbit that. caught a stray this morning just landed. in the wrong yard. Oh, baby. Baby, a. rabbit. I wonder, do you think Honey. would attack a rabbit if she had the. chance? No. No. I think you could put. Well, actually, uh, I opened the door. Well, I didn't open the door. Somebody.

else opened the door to let the dogs out. after that. And Stella went over there. and I was like, "Stella, no." And she. like moved away. She was fine. She's. doing her own thing. And Honey went. right in there. It could be a good idea. to teach her not to do that. Like. Stella, I bet we could teach her not to. kill the rabbit somehow. I just don't. like what if we what if I dressed up in. an Easter Bunny outfit? Yeah, I think. that'll work. And I and I I showed her. something. What? What? Like I don't know. what, but like Sorry. Showed her. You. watched Cobra Kai for like one season?

Like what if I dressed up in an Easter. Bunny outfit and I like put her in her. place for for messing with the little. bunny? How are you going to put her in. her place? Are you going to speak to her. rabbitly? Well, unfortunately, it might get physical. That's That's all. I'm saying. She got physical with the. little baby bunny. And so, it's time for. her to Well, actually, I guess I. wouldn't be her own size, but I'll show. how it feels like to pick on someone. that's smaller than her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Someone your own size. Think about it.

Think about it. If you picked on a. little baby bunny and then a 6ft bunny. comes at you, you ain't going to mess. with the little baby bunny no more. Okay. And y'all laughing, but I think it. would work. I think might still take you out. What's. What if it's an endless cycle? Like. you're like the 6ft bunny, but then a. 12oot German short hair pointer got to. be you. I can just imagine like jumps up. and grabs the nose of the mascot and. like flips around. Cash can't see. He's. like me. I was like, I'll put her in her place.

Don't worry. She like drags you over to. the electric fence and makes you just. kill. Why can't you see me getting just. absolutely mauled by Stella and all you. guys is watching from inside the house? Like don't worry, he's putting her in. her place. He's being dragged across the. yard by Stella. Like when I first met. y'all, was that like awkward or. something? Yeah. Right. No, you were so. polite. You were so polite. You were. like, "Hi, it's nice to meet you." And. then after like the second time, you. were like, "Sup.". She was like, "I'm just gonna go. I'm.

just gonna Yeah. Next time we saw you. like this is whack, man. This is whack, man." Right. Yo, you guys seen that. video. Okay. No, no one saw that video. Okay. Do it again, Uncle Steve. Kate, get that video. Uncle Steve video almost. got killed this weekend. What? Really? Yeah, I did. At the volleyball courts. Oh, no. What's she doing? The dishes. What? Have you seen that one? No. What's. she doing? the dishes. No.

Okay. Well, that was Cash, would you. like to talk about how you got almost. killed at the volleyball court? Uh, I. didn't get almost killed, but No, you. could have been killed. You have sleepy. in your eye. E, I have what? Sleepy in. your eye. What does that mean? Eyeballs? I mean, eye crust. I mean, eye crust. I don't think he does. Is she trolling. me? I don't see. Well, can you tell us. how you almost died this weekend? I. didn't I don't know what he's talking. about. All right. All right. Well, you. don't think you could have died, M. Can. you explain why I would have died? Why.

did you leave then? We got kicked out. I. thought you said it. Y'all told me. earlier that you were like, "Yeah, we. should probably get out of here." No, I. got kicked out of volleyball because. some menes screwed it all up for me. Cuz. one of them stole the cop's bicycle and. so we all had to stop playing volleyball. because one kid stole the cop's bicycle. Why would you steal a cop's bicycle? That's what I was saying. I was like, "Why did you do that, man? You were the. one who stole the craziest part is cuz. the boys Okay. No, listen. This kid. steals the cop's bicycle and we're like, "Well, that wasn't really smart of him.". And then he starts running and the cops.

chasing him and we just continue. Wait, why was the cop on a bicycle? Uh, I. don't know. But he when he first drove. by on the bicycle, there was like a. little fight going on and he this cop. comes whipping in on this bicycle and. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. He. popped a wheelie over the curb and was. like and all of us like, "Hey." And then. he comes back and he's chasing this kid. and he don't got the bicycle no more. And the kid's just running. And then we. play volleyball for like five or 10 more. minutes after that. And him and the kid. come back running. They've been chasing.

each other for like 10 minutes. And. finally the the kid just gives up. He. he's like puts his hands up and he falls. on the ground like this. I would definitely do that. And he. literally just gives up. And he's like, "Okay." And the cops arrest him. He's. like, "Why'd you take my bike?" Wait, wait, wait. They arrested him? Yeah. Well, I mean, you can't really steal a. cop's bicycle. Okay. Well, you can get. away with stealing another person's. bicycle, but not a cop's. Are you I. don't think you can get away. Probably. not either, but yeah, if you do it to a.

cop, it definitely becomes like 10x. worse. Like, if you steal a car or you. steal a cop car, I feel like you're. going to get more trouble. I feel so. sometimes um I feel so bad for cops. Like that guy just chas chased the kid. The kid just took his bicycle for no. reason. Just took his bicycle. Yeah. But. actually, I wouldn't feel bad cuz I was. actually I remember I leaned over to. Alex and everyone. And I was like, wouldn't it kind of be fun to be a cop? Like, think he got a And then the other. kid got tased. Unless I'm off. He just. got to tase a kid. There was like a. thousand kids at the at the volleyball.

court like my age or Yeah. All high. schoolers. And they're And they're. running around. I'll go with y'all. I. mean, no, I I was kidding. Keep going. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And they're running. around just the entire like place going. from one side of the park to the other. and back to the other side. And there's. like 20 cop cars there. And the cops are. just chasing the kids. Well, Cash, you. say you would want to be a cop, but you. know, some some police officers just get. stationed at like the local high school. and there's nothing exciting. Oh, that's. that's a cook. Like they're just or the. local middle school. Look, here's him. getting arrested. I feel like there's.

some pretty exciting things happening in. high school. Wait, where's this. volleyball court? Oh my gosh. That's the. kid that stole the bike. You're so. right. I actually saw this thing. Look. how many cops got called. That's insane. That's for one kid stealing a bike. Oh. no, there was like a thousand of them. I'm not even kidding. There's probably. one to 2,000 kids. Bikes were there. Oh, it was probably just one bicycle that. was stolen. Okay. Yeah, but the kids. were there was fights breaking up. There. was a bunch of fights. That's why the. kid that's why the cops showed up. Should have started with that. And after. they said it lasted like an hour, the. the fighting lasted for like an hour and. the cops like couldn't break it up so. they just made everyone leave. So Cash.

and them had to leave. But uh I saw this. thing cuz Kinsey and I were just. talking. She said, "I don't know. Sometimes those cops at high schools. have some pretty exciting jobs. I saw. these people that were talking about um. like high like just like school. confessions like crazy things that. they've done or had happen at their. school and um I wanted to share them. with y'all. Okay. Okay. I put I curated. a list of stories. That's the most Kate. thing I've ever heard. So, type a I did. I did type it out on a word document. So, let's hear these stories. Well, you.

typed us out stories about high school. kids getting in trouble. Well, I just I. saw like people um like saying. confessions and stuff like things that. have happened, right? So, I'm. No. So, but some of these some of these. are true and some of these are false and. you guys have to try to guess. So, I'm going to share the I like this. game a lot. I like this suitcase. Okay, let's go. I'm going to share the game. I. like my sword game. Wait, I need my microphone. I'll be able. to tell you so quick if this is fake or.

real. Wait, wait, hold on. explain the. game to me. So, it's like school. confessions, like things that have. happened at schools and stuff, and I put. together a list of it's like just random. stories that I've I've collected. And we. got to guess if the story is real or. fake. Yeah. If it actually happened or. not. Did you make up the fake story or. was it already made up in No, I made I. made up the fake stories. Okay. So, which stories did Kate make up and which. ones are real? Okay. All right. First. one. Um, I pooped my pants in the. nurse's office. That's happened to me.

No, no, no. Actually, actually, I've. heard of this. Okay, continue. Continue. Kenz, is there something you I was sick. at school, so I went to the nurse's. office and I really had to poop. There. was no bathroom and I pooped my pants. Um, that's definitely true. No, that's. that's something Kate would write as a. fake one. No, I feel like it has to be. true. I think this is a bad in seventh. grade, I was in art class and I spilled. paint all over myself and so I had to go. to the No, paint, right? It It was. paint. Okay, I promise. Yeah. And I had.

to go to the nurse's office and she had. a whole bucket of clothes and I was. like, "Why do you have these?" And she. was like, "Oh, you know, kids have. accidents." And I was like, "Oh, like like how Catch and M they were. potty trained until like 12." What? Wait, wait, what did she say? She said. we were potty trained till 12. Do you. think that's okay? I was potty trained. at like 11. Okay. And 12 was just a. rough period. The night hours were what. got us. I was fully daytime potty. trained by like 8:00, right? We were.

good in the day. I was night time took a. little longer for us. And you know, everyone grows at different rates. We're. slow learners. That's okay. We're fine. with that. Yeah. Do you guys And you. know what? Every once in a while I have. a mixup even now. Oh, sue me. Okay. Sue. me. No, you're human. Don't sue him. Yeah. Don't sue me for being human. So, I think Kate's story is true. Cash. man if there's true first of all I want. to touch back on Kenzie's story I. understand kids you know you know poop. their pants but that many kids have a.

whole bump it was a binful yeah I mean. cuz you would think at the end of the. day she'd empty it out that it wouldn't. like stay there for weeks like you know. the poopy pants no these are clean. clothes. she had a bin of clean clothes so in. case she's not going to Keep Yeah. Okay. See, I was mixed up in the story. I. thought that was like all the the the. the the bad clothes. The discard. No, you throw those things away. Are you.

kidding? No, that makes a lot more. sense. I'm glad we clarified. Yeah. It. smells so bad in the office. That's what. I was thinking. Right. So, you can just. go. I'll just I'll just guess now. I'll. just take my guess. It's fake. Fake. Real. Fake. I think it's real. Wait, what? You're doing the thing again. Fake. I'm just going to go go. I think. it's real. You know what? You're like, "What's that? Fix it, Felix." No. No. No. How Fix It Felix moves. That's how. you talk. Okay. Little side note. The. reason I do it is cuz um it like reminds. me of some of those jocks in high.

schools where they're like and like they. put their tongue to the side of their. mouth and they're like like in movies. Oh. And they just talk like that, right? Yeah. I don't see the correlation. between the what you're doing right here. and what you I think it's right. Uhhuh. Okay. Do you guys want the answer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They like put their phone on. the back of the wall like this. Wait. Okay. So, real real fake and have like a. toothpick in their mouth. Okay. Um Yeah. Everyone thinks it's real besides me. Okay. That story is true. It happened to. me. Tell Oh my god. Did you say an age?

I thought that story sounded somewhat. familiar. Wait, did you say an age? There's no way that happened to you. Yeah. What age is this? 11. What? You. are 11. She's 11. I got I was so scared. embarrassed 11. That's so embarrassing. Last time my poop and pants was sick. I. was so sick and I like knew I was sick. that morning, man. But I still went to. school and then after like two classes, I was like, I got to go home. So, I went. to the nurse's office and like I didn't.

know if there was a bathroom in there or. not. And so, I ended up pooping my. pants. I'll be honest. Has this happened. to anyone else in school? No. No. If I. So, if you're if I was in class, right, and all of a sudden I was like, I got to. go. Dang it. Oh, I got. anywhere's office. It was appropriate. I. should go to the nurse's office. I would. go to the bathroom. No, I I wasn't like. I was like, "My stomach just really. hurts. Like, I'm sick. I just need to go. home." And while I was waiting to get. picked up in the nurse's office. Wait, so you were like this.

I'm really sick. No, I was like walking. around. No, look. Just I'm really sick, Miss Nurse. Oh my goodness. She was She. said, "You're fine. Go back to class.". And you were like, "No, I'm really sick. See how sick I am? You go be my fam. No, in sixth grade. Highly unfortunate. Right now you're doing it right now. Yes. Honestly, my favorite videos on. TikTok, dude, are always the like. 2-year-olds when they poop their pants. and they're standing there looking at. the camera and they're like I know. They're like they're.

like and then after they're done they're. like. okay. They just walk off. In sixth. grade, um, in science class, I'd be so. mad at my 2-year-old, dude. She's like, "Stop it. What are you doing?". In sixth grade, in my science class, my. science teacher was pregnant, and so she. was just like, "Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm still laughing at. the You got to wait to talk until people. are done laughing." Okay, continue. Okay, we're done.

I just don't imagine the 2-year-old. Stupid. Okay. Looking at the camera like. this. Yeah. Okay. All right. We're all right. We're. all right. All right. Are you Are you. good now? Yeah. Unless a 2-year-old. walks in here, I'd lose it. And they like stand at the camera and. they're like, "All right, we're done. We're done.". Cash is going to teach his children. I. mean, unless they come in right now. I. don't know. It could be funny, right? Okay. In sixth grade in my science. class, my teacher was pregnant, so she.

was like extra hormonal and moody. And. so anytime anybody asked her like a. simple question, if she had had a rough. day, she would lose her mind. Okay. And. it's the last period of the day. So. we're about to go home and this girl, I. won't say her name cuz poor girl. Did. you say it? No, probably not. All right. All right. Call her out. No name drop. No, it's fine. Anyways, this girl, she's. sitting right in front of me and we're. in rows and I guess the building is like. slightly tilted. That's going to come in. handy later in the story. But the she.

asked the teacher, she's like, "Can I go. to the restroom?" Teacher loses her. mind. She's like, "I'm sick of y'all. asking you to go to the restroom. I am. pregnant and I haven't gone to the. restroom in 3 hours." And like starts. balling her eyes out. Okay. Go. And in. the meantime, she's like, "No, you can't. go to the restroom. Like, stop asking. questions." And so the girl's sitting. there and like she's like shaking her. desk and stuff. And I was like, "Are you. okay?" She's like, "I'm not okay. I'm. not okay. I have to go to the bathroom.". I'm like, "Just leave." And she said, "I'm going to get in trouble. I can't go. to ISS." What? I know. And I was like, "Oh my gosh, this girl's losing her.

mind." Like, not even I kid you not, like a minute, 60 seconds later, you. just see like liquid coming down the. floor. And because the building was like. slightly tilted, my bags and stuff were. sitting here. Oh my god. All over my. bags. Oh, and home girl. Poor girl. She. should have left when I told her to. because I was like, "Is her name?" Uh, and she was like, and then she ran out. of the class, but then everyone saw her. pants were like soaking wet and there. was liquid all over the floor. She ran. out a little too late on that bad.

timing. I'm just, you know, I was sixth grade. Six. I feel like the teacher could get. in trouble for that. Uh I feel like the. kids should have just went up and left. No, you can't. When you're when you're. 11 and you think the teacher has that. much power over you? Oh, I still think. that they do. Yeah. No. I'm sorry, Harvard. If your teacher said, "No, you. cannot use the bathroom." And you had to. use it that bad, would you not just get. up and go? I can't physically. What do. you mean? Are y'all chained down in. school? School is prison. They will they will.

write you up and like cuz the teach you. have to go to the bathroom. They'll give. you a report. Okay. Get me in trouble. I. have to use the bathroom. Okay. And then. what I'm like and then I'm like, "Okay, then so and then if it was that serious, I'd go use the bathroom on her desk." I. was going to say I don't honestly if you. have to go that bad, you need to just be. like, "Listen, I'm going to go right. here and you can clean it up or I can go. to the bathroom. It's up to you, man. It's up to you. Whatever you want to do. Whichever one." Yeah. cuz the teachers. are always are like, "This is such a. burden." And I'm like, "Can I use the. restroom?" And they're like, they act. like it's the most absurd question ever.

It's probably cuz some kids like take. advantage and they just go play. But. like, why do they care that much? If I. was a teacher, I really wouldn't even. care. Yeah. Okay. Like I mean I mean. like the Oh, wait. Yeah. Okay. Let's do. the next one. Yeah. If you want you want. to go play around in the bathroom, go. ahead. Okay. Are you ready for the next. one? As long as you probably pass high. school, you'd be I will clarify these. next ones are not my story. Just the. first one. Okay. Okay. Okay, that's what. we'll say. Okay. Okay. All right. Um, I.

peed in a mop bucket. I What are they. all invol Kate? What? That's just what. happened, you know. I had been in class. and I really needed to pee. So, I left. class and started I was going to move it. down so you're not blocking your face. I. thought you were trying to cheat. No. What the Okay, so I left class and. started walking to the bathroom when I. realized I wasn't going to make it. I. was right next to the janitor's closet. that was halfway open and I used the mop. bucket to avoid peeing my pants. True. False. I mean, that's essentially what. me and M have just said we'd do. But I. feel like it's false. I feel like you. would run to the restroom. Yeah, you'd. run to the restroom. Your mind's focus.

on one thing. Restroom. You're not. thinking like Listen, when it comes to. having to use the bathroom, you're. either going to make it to the bathroom. and use it or you're not making it. You're not making it. You're not You're. not stopping midway to be like, I guess. halfway point, I guess the mop bucket. will No, I think I think a boy would. definitely be We were at a gas station. the other day. Remember that? He peed in. a mop bucket. What? Justin Bieber when. he was like 17, a viral clip of him. He's like in some like restaurant or. something. He just went over to a mop. bucket and started peeing it. He's so.

funny. I'm so in love with him. I mean, wait, what? Okay, wait. He's married. I. know. I just was thinking Yeah. Thinking. what? Abigail, what are you saying? Oh, you can just set down. She's just. like gotta go, you know? She's got Wait, what were you saying, Abigail? No, come share. Come share. No. Where's. she going? Why is she leaving the house. downstairs? I don't like being on. camera. She was like, I'm just gonna. leave him right here. Over there. I. mean, I I'm not a part of them. I was.

like, what are you saying, dude? I can't. believe some people are like like I. would be so nervous to be on camera. sometimes. Okay. Well, do you have any. that don't involve using the restroom? First of all, that one was actually. true. That was a real story that. happened to somebody. Was it the Justin. Bieber? No, it was just It was just a. story. It had to have been a boy. Okay. All right. Okay. No girl can just squat. down on the M. I had t I took a test for. my twin sister. She had a makeup test. schedule and asked me to go take it for. her. We're identical, so I knew we could. get away with Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Hold on. I just want. to preface something. If you are at one. of our live shows, you have to use the. bathroom. Please do not use mop bucket. Please. Just make sure use it in your. seat. You're not allowed to use You also. don't have to ask for permission mid. show. Actually, I would like if they. did. I think that'd be funny if somebody. just have them raising somebody just. raise their hand the entire time in the. audience. I would love that. What? Y'all. are gonna have everybody doing that now. Nobody's Nobody We won't. Unfortunately, you can use the restroom. Just Yes. Can. I use the restroom? No. Just No. Just.

Why do you like fine goat? But just be. quick. That's exactly what they do. Why. do you do that? Hurry back. Go. Hurry. back. No foolery. That's so funny. Yeah. No, don't use a mop. Okay. Can you say. your story with more enthusiasm and. slowness? Yes. I took a test for my twin. sister. She had a makeup test scheduled. and asked me to go take it for her. Where I make she failed a test so she. had to go like take a Oh, I thought I. thought it was a makeup. Okay. We're.

identical. So, I knew that we could get. away with it. But that morning, she had. made me mad. So, I purposely failed the. test. She deserved it completely. TBH. Oh. Oh, that's so real. I'm going to say. false. No matter how mad you are at your. sister, you don't do that. That's crazy. I fail test if I could for Mav even just. for the hobby of it. Oh man, it if Cash. Cash asked me to take the test for him. and I was mad at him. I mean there's. like no I mean no I mean not even mad at. you. Not even trying. I mean just for. fun like if I was taking his test I'm. going give him an F and he gets like.

gotcha. I mean that's that's funny. I. think that's true. But for the sake that. the last two have been true I'm going to. say it's fake. I'm going to say it's. true. It's real. It's got to be real. There's no way it's three reals in a. row. She would Kate wouldn't do that. It's real. It's fake. I'm going to say. false. What is it? It is false. Ah, see, I told you Kate would not put three. Well, just so you know, I am just. reading these in a random order because. I have a list and I don't know how many. y'all are wanting. So, I'm just trying. to Don't be mad. I guessed it correctly. Okay. All right. And here we go. Oh, I. manipulated my teacher into giving me a.

better grade. I knew I was going to fail. my class and I had to retake. I would. have to retake it the next year. I had a. 68 and I needed a 70 to pass. I went to. my teacher after class and cried about. everything that was wrong in my life, resulting in my poor grade. She felt bad. about it and gave me an extra two points. to pass the class. I feel bad for. manipulating her, but I needed to pass. the class so badly. Is this your story? Yes, that's what I was going to say. If. this one is fake or real, whatever it. is, it is inspired by Kate because you.

did that. I did not. You did something. similar. Yes, you did with your one. teacher. No, I did not. You definitely. did. Yes, you did. Remember you said she. felt bad that I was crying over you. So, she like let me pass. Yeah, but that. wasn't me manipulating her. That was me. just genuinely being traumatized. That. was the literally the exact story you. just read. This is a true story. Okay. It is a true story, but it's not my. story. Yes, it is. It is your story. whether you liked it or not. It's not my. story. Rather, the one you were reading. was your story. That also happened to. you. My story. I did not go ask my. teacher to pass me. Are you sure? Yeah,

but she did it anyway. She did because. she she knew that I had already I would. have to retake the class the next year. But that was that's crazy that y'all. thought that was me. It was not my. story. No, no, we know it was you. Whatever. This isn't a thing. We know. Okay. Whatever. Like, um, you know, we. know. So, we know. So, you got you got. to go. Okay. Sorry. I was trying I was trying to. read. No, you're fine. Don't worry about. it. Um, okay. I sprained my ankle and. dragged out the injury because I liked. the guy that was helping me get from.

class to class. Okay. Now, here's the. little explanation. I had sprained my. ankle and was on crutches. I went to a. small school and they had assigned. someone to help me get from class to. class. He was a football player that I. thought was so cute and I was like this. toothpick in the. mouth go and I enjoyed getting to walk. with him. So I dragged the injury out an. extra two weeks to get to spend time. with him. A few months later I found out. that he had said he hated that he had to. help me because he thought I was. annoying. Oh, be honest. This sounds.

like Kate's writing. What the It does. Sounds like another story inspired by. Kate. Dude, it sounds fake. It sounds. like a fiction novel. Yeah, it sounds It. sounds That actually sounds exactly like. like a like a high school romance. Oh my. gosh. Which Kate reads, so I'm going to. say that's fake. Wow. I forgot to tell. you something. It was true. True. What? Yeah. Well, what I was going to say was. um my friend sent me a video of your ex. in school. He he was like, "Yo, this is. Kate Baker's ex." And then he was like,

"Yo, what's up, Harper?" Uh, if if uh Do. you want to say hi to him? Do you know. that I'm like I've been out of high. school for I think they might have been. lying to you. You went you went to prom. with him. I didn't go to prom. What? I didn't go to homecoming or prom, so there's no confusion there. There's. something realizing she'd been lying. Somebody lied to you. I saw a photo. Was. it like AI or something? Cuz I swear. that was you. I'll have to check it. me. That is Somebody got you. It was.

probably some like 17-year-old, too, that was like, "Yeah, I went to I went. to prom with her." Like, but you were. like five when I was No, it's true. Oh, I was on the phone with my sister. today. And uh she teaches eighth grade. That is Let me see. Let me see. That is. cake. What is it? Let me see. Is it my. eighth grade formal? I think. Yeah. Okay. It was Oh, yeah. That's Wait, let. me see. What the freak? Wait, you were with him? No, I wasn't with him. Um, my friend was.

with him. If you look at Am I on the. right video? Oh, wrong one. No, that's. them at Taco Bell. Dude, why is that. still on his phone? That's insane. Crazy. work, honestly. Wait, is he on Snapchat? Wait, why is that kid hanging out with. y'all? Uh, yeah. Wait, is that guy. hanging out with you? I I I wish I knew. why he was hanging out with someone's. Facebook. That's insane. What? Are you. going through her photos? Yeah. No, I'm. just looking at the picture. Wait, who sent that to you? That's. crazy. You're still talking to that guy?

No, no, no, no. Oh, wow. We're friends. We're friends. We can be. friends. Really? Friends. Fun friends. That's crazy. Friends. No fun friends. allowed, right? I just He Yeah, you. should go. I'll head out right now. I. mean, he want me to. No, but actually I. don't know why he was hanging out with. him, but he was like, "Yo, this is. Kate's ex. Get a load." And I was like, "Hi." He said, "What?" He said, "Get a. load. Get a load. Get a load." I was.

like, "Get a load of this guy." That's. crazy. Anyways, get a load of this guy. I was like, "Uh, hi." Not anymore at. all, but like way way way back in the. day, that picture kind of looked like. cash. So, you had to Thank you. Oh my. god. I look like Kate's uh 13-year-old ex. Yeah, you were a good backup. Honestly, it didn't work out like a 13-year-old. boy. Kenzie, appreciate that. I know, I. meant like your old old Cash looks like.

13year-old me. Stop talking. Whatever. Whatever. Just don't say anything else. Um, all right. Last one. The last one. I. mean, I put put some time into this. Okay. Okay. We can keep going. I'm here. for it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Read them all. Well, he'll just go. No, read all of them. Give us a super crazy. one. Oh, I have a crazy story from high. school. Okay. Okay. Y'all tell me if. this is real or not. You just said it's. fake. Sounds like it's real. Yeah, it. really sounds like it's real. I'm going.

to go real. I have a good story for. y'all to hear. Y'all tell me if it's. real or not. A crazy story from my childhood that. actually happened. You guys can tell me. if it's real. About a smile she did. there. She's like, it's kind of a sad story actually and. just slightly inappropriate, but not not. too inappropriate. Okay. Um, so this. teacher had a heart attack in the middle. of the hallway while we were. transitioning classes. Well, that's not. very like elementary. It's not very fun.

So, you guys took the opportunity Wait, did you guys take the opportunity to. finally use the restroom? It was time to. transition class. So, yes. Yeah. Oh, okay. But anyways, so I don't think she. got the joke, but I got it. I understood. it. And the uh medics had to come. because Right. I mean because she had a. heart attack. Because she had a heart. attack. So she's just laying there on. the floor and they had to take out those. little shocker things and everyone's. just standing around like she died. No, she didn't die. Okay. She But her heart. stopped. Yeah. I mean, if you get shots. with that thing, you practically dead. I.

would say you're dead. It was so sad. because everyone had to stand around. Well, they didn't have to. I don't know. why the principles did not like make. everyone leave, but everyone like. watched her like get electrocuted. Yeah. And it was really embarrassing for her. probably. And everyone was like, "Wait, how old were you?" Did I ever? It was in. high school. I was a junior. Scary. Sometimes I wonder if those things work. or if those are just like, "Let's see if. it works." Hey, can we try one on you on. the pod? My theory is it also would kill. you. No, I know they're supposed to.

bring you back to life, but no, it's. like a jump start. Think about a car. Double life. When I see the start, the. person jumps off the ground. Let me hit. you with it one time. Did you know. people with smelling salts, you know. those smelling salts that people like. prank people with? Yeah. Those are. supposed to bring you back to life, too. That's how strong they are. So when. somebody smells them. Um, and are those. the things that people like guys do. before they lift weights, they're like, "Yeah, yeah, those things." I No, but. no, like some people you never seen. smelling salts and they're like it just.

be supposed to be like a horrible. smelling strongest smelling thing ever. and like you're you like prick and. you're like, "Yo, can you smell my new. cologne that I made or perfume?" And. then they do it and they're like, "Ow.". It like hurts your head. They're like, "Can you smell my cologne? Tell me if. you like it." It's like I think I think. guys do it when they're li I don't know. this actually. I think they do it though. when they're lifting weights to like. breathe more to get more oxygen to you. so you can lift more weight. That's my. theory. But yeah. No. Yeah. I don't. think smelling anything. Wait in your. story. It was just like an embarrassing.

story for your story. Died in the. hallway. Oh, no. She didn't die. No. Everyone was just around her taking. pictures. But like what the slightly. inappropriate part, which I don't know. why they didn't like make everyone go to. class. It's so sad. The slightly. inappropriate part is like to use those. things has to be on skin. And so they. had to lift her shirt up. So all the. kids around her was like and like she. ended up being okay and she had to teach. the next semester. So it was really. embarrassing for her. Oh, that's so sad. I mean, at least her the kids got to. like see her stomach. What? Well, there.

is that. So, uh Okay, can you read your. other story? I mean, honestly, her. fault. She shouldn't die like that. Okay, wait. I have another story that's. funnier. Is it involved her dying again? Um, it involves death. Yes, but not a. teacher. What? Why people be dying at. your She's like dead rabbit, dead lady. in the hallway. No, this is this is not a dead human. dead naked lady. So in in volleyball, how does this involve anything besides a. human? Dear Lord, how in volleyball this.

ostrich ran across and we killed it, man. Who would have saw that coming? Volleyball season is the same time as. football season. And in Livingston, wherever we traveled for volleyball that. year, the football team was also in the. same town. So as soon as our volleyball. games were over, we'd have to go to the. football games to support them. And as. soon as the football game was over, we. would like follow each other back to. Livingston. And this one game was like. two hours away. And so it's probably. 12:00 at night, maybe 1:00 in the.

morning. And when you're on a school. bus, you like sit in your bus, you like. fall asleep, and we're laying there like. asleep, it's like 1:00 in the morning, and all of a sudden our coach like slams. on the brake and our bodies just fall. into the neck. Everyone's like in the. floor of the bus. I have I have a story. You know what I'm talking about? Where. you just fall off, you're like, "Oh, frick.". Um, but anyway, so we like get slammed. into like the floor and stuff and. everyone's like, "What's going on? What's happening? The football bus was. in front of us and they had slammed on. their brakes." And so our coach gets out.

and goes up there and the football team. was like 10 minutes in front of us. So. we slammed on our brakes because they. were already stopped. And our coach goes. out there and it's like, "What's going. on?" The football coaches are like. pulling this dead cow off the road. And. it's because that's so Who would have. saw that coming? Wow. No, but it's so. funny. Like more cow. But it's funny cuz. like just imagine being on the bus for a. school and then you like run into a cow, right? Okay. I I had this like really I.

had this really fast story. I was just. like. [Laughter]. move dead be. No, I was I literally. remember in like kindergarten there was. this guy named Sid. He lives like a. minute away from me. Um, he's probably. not watching this, but I remember he. literally was standing up on the bus and. and uh and like he had his backpack on. and basically he was like standing up on. the bus and um the people slammed on the.

brakes and he did a frontward roll out. of the bus. No, like he was literally like he was. like smiling and like fell forward and. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I have I was waiting for. the cow to come in, right? There was no. cow. No, there was no dead, but like he. was I remember everybody was like, "Oh.". And he like cracked his head open. He. kept flying. He cracked his head open. Yeah, cuz they they stopped and he he. like he like stood there for a second. and went, "Dude, when people say that. phrase crack like that person cracks. their head open." Cracked. No, no one.

ever did it. Every time somebody says. it, I see the person like their head. I. cracked my chin open. See, that's just. not Well, it was split open. Story unless you are sick of my crack. I. crack your head open. I feel like the. skull must be cracked. Yeah, I'm saying. it. Uh, I have a brain. I have mine more. true or false if y'all want to know. I. have one more bus story if you want to. hear it. Sure. Okay. Okay. I'll tell. story. Okay. So, it's softball season to. set the scene and I am I'm 17 years old.

and zero responsibility do I have. So, I. forget my softball pants at home and. we're like maybe 30 minutes in front of. my parents who are coming to the game. Are y'all bored yet? No. Yeah. Oh, no. No. You're supposed to act like. interested. Oh, yeah. We're This is a. funny story. What happened to the cell. pants? And our coach was like, "Not crazy, but. kind of crazy." And she was going to. punish us for me not having my pants.

The whole team? Yeah. The whole team? Are you kidding me? That's what they all. do. One kid forgets their pants, the. whole team runs hills. Kind of like the. Navy Seals. I heard they do that there, too. Never forget your pants in the Seals. So, my mom being a real one, pedal to. the metal. She's going 90 miles an hour. to catch up with our school bus. Jenny, that's a bit quick. Mhm. Well, she had. to for our Jenny's 90 m hour by the. school bus. You take the pants. No. Yes. Okay. And so, I lean my body out. Just. miss it in a cow.

My body is like halfway out the window, which is so not good. And my friend is. holding my ankles inside the bus so I. don't fall out and die. Your friend was. holding your down the highway. Going. down the highway. Yes. What about the. bus driver looking out the window? She. wasn't. She was looking straight. And. our coach was asleep, so it was fine. And my dad's driving and my mom's in the. passenger seat out the window. And me. and my mom do a little exchange with the. soft. I like that. It's like a whole. another worldly experience, right? When. you're outside of the window. That's way.

better than Sid flying down the aisle. Yeah, that's crazy. Sounds like a movie. Okay, I'm done with my boring stories. Y'all can continue. Oh, why is your name. got to be Sid? Man, it's so much. funnier. Like, it was Jack flying down the aisle. Wouldn't be funny, but that's crazy. Yeah. All right, Kate. What was yours? Way better than this. Oh, all right. Um, here. Sure. This can be the last one if. you guys were tired of my game.

Um, one of our teachers had gotten. arrested in class. She had been Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need more. enthusiasm. Okay, sorry. Sorry. One of. our teachers had gotten arrested in. class. She had been Snapchatting a. student inappropriate pictures and we. she had gotten fired. We later found out. that she was kissing him in her class. during free period. This is true. This. happened at high school, too. What? And it was our volleyball coach. Was it? Oh, wait. No, I know this one's true. because it happened at Kate school. Why. does this keep happening? It happened at.

my school, too. What? Every literally. every school there, dude. My school, too. And I was homeschooled. What? What? No. Wait. Yeah, dude. My aunt, she's in jail. She's a bad lady. No, she's not. He's. lying. No, I'm kidding. My aunt's not in. jail. I'm not going to lie. It was. actually She's awaiting trial. It was actually Sid kissing the teacher. I can't lie. What? Wait, what did you. say? Sid was kissing the teacher. It.

wasn't when he went down the bus. He was. like, "Sorry.". He used that as an advantage. He took. his opportunity, man. He like flew down. in slow motion and kissed. me out of a movie. Nobody understands. Yeah. No, that was. definitely real. No, that happened that. was your school story, right? No, actually it was a different story, but I. could have told. Okay. All of Kate's. fake stories and real stories are. inspired by stories that you've told me. that have happened at your school. That's an insane story. Way better than.

I mean like teachers and kids and just. that's wrong. Especially if you're sick. That's why they got married or they got. married. No, I mean if you're married, man. Peace out. Wait, can we get applause. from the live studio audience? Yay. Take it.