My Car Caught On Fire!

let Harper get in the truck she does. Donuts all over the field she's like and. then we're all sitting there we're not. driving again yet and then she goes I. think the car smoking and then I look. through this tiny hole and I'm like. we're on fire guys and so then we're all. just like panicking using all of our. water bottles and that's when I called. [Music]. 911 come on cash do it hold on hold on. don't rush me okay come. on I'm at that awkward Point all right. here we go just drop in bro it's. literally just water it's cold it's.

literally just about to get a lot colder. I know I know all right so as you can. see this is my chair for today um they I. guess I needed a bath yeah desperately. and it's about to turn into an ice bath. so just get it over with har go har. let's go wait can we just put like can. we should we just like put it in with. the plastic or like no no no no no but. then it's going to touch my skin it's. going to get like cold it yeah 1,000. bags of ice in the tub 1,000 bags of ice.

guys I don't think you understand I. really don't do good are you scared uh. no why aren't you scared I'm not scared. you're not scared at all just close your. eyes so you don't know when it happens. all right Harper drop that thing I'm. already C be careful don't Splash It. Don't splash Don't splash Don't splash. don't okay okay it's not bad it's not. bad I feel like it's going to be fine. it's going to be fine because I said it. is he's gaslighting himself it's going. to be fine because it's going to. naturally get colder one more bag right. now that's wow wow wow that all that.

that that cools down. fast literally like a Sonic Slusher I. think one back's good for go on no you. got to do one more I can't see you for. that long we got an hour long episode. stop panicking you're panicking no it's. getting cold fast like I BR men do these. all the time like athletes do them every. day for like for a couple minutes at. least like 10 15 minutes you want me to. sit here for an hour.

that cannot. be okay okay not done yeah you guys see. that har come on all right thanks Harper. appr one more bag or is that good no no. my I'm going this actually how do people. do this that's crazy. going okay no no no no that's okay no no. no I actually can't no no no. he's okay. whatever oh my gosh bro it's so cold let. shoot the episode move on okay welcome.

to another episode of the LOL podcast I. give him two minutes and he's out oh hey. you might be this is the worst part over. or under five minutes um under under. okay I'll take the over of five I'll. take so bad I don't look at him I don't. I feel like a lost little. puppy this is how this is how I feel. like those puppies outside of Walmart. that are being sold for free I feel like. one of those well that's what you look. like when you shake like definely not. more like they do shake like that and.

then they get nervous and they throw up. so you're about halfway I can't talk. yall going to have to talk I I don't. know why but the the thing is expanding. how how are you doing I'm good you good. I'm good just breathe put your arms in. you yeah what are the benefits of the. ice paath the benefits um it helps you. tighten your muscles yeah uh it uh shows. it. hurts anybody got the benefit oh it. makes you. cold are those it's like an hour long. ice bath is that like safe yeah yeah.

yeah yeah yeah or is it g to give him. like hypothermia I it fine that'd be. great yeah it's fine well what are the. benefits oh benefits there there is none. the people that say black on his leg. freaking me out a little everybody that. says there's like all these benefits to. ice bath like oh it's going to reset. your brain and make you faster and. stronger you told me this would make me. live longer no that's a. lie you should believe people that say. things like that I did just look it up. just cuz I don't want to lose my husband. to hypo from the LOL podcast um it did.

say 15 minutes like don't exceed 15. minutes oh that doesn't matter 15. minutes you know it also says we're. going we're going for quadruple that. yeah it also says not to drink from. plastic water bottles or you'll like. digest. microplastics who cares yeah I'm in the. ice bath yeah the EMF from that TV could. hurt you I know Daniel I know that. you're not cold huh you don't look cold. it actually looks like the ice is kind. of melting rip open another bag I two. giant bags in here I think you need to. rip it's fine those bags those bags are.

like sitting on his feet yeah they're. touching me can we talk about a topic to. get this off my mind uh wait are we. doing the X episode no no come back next. time for that episode um I'm trying to. think Cas cash you had something yeah I. was going to tell you about some big. news. but I'm just gonna talk to get my mind. open up and free all right so you. remember I just it's hard to okay hard. to think on thinking is hard I can. interpretate for you so I got it no no I.

got it here we go. okay Alexis is playing downstairs hey. Alexa Alexis you came even say right. Alexa is it Alexa said Alexis oh okay. that's Alexis Alex all right here we go. guys so the story I was going to tell. uhhuh well I'll tell later I'm going to. tell later I'm tell later oh okay I'm. tell later you're going to tell it later. yeah so you have a good story that. you're not going to tell us right now. exactly I wants I to get out of the ice. path cuz I'm not saying the full a I.

feel so bad yeah you don't do too well. guys I don't know if y'all okay whoever. was following cash and Maverick for like. years there's an EP like a video they. posted on the cash of Maverick Channel. like I don't even know if it's on that. channel it's on some Channel I think. it's cash of Maverick oh uh like three. or four years ago where they were doing. like the ice bath challenge where like. you ask questions in an ice bath and. cash like got in the ice bath and then. refused to stay in it so he got in it. was like I'm not doing this and got in. an empty tub and filmed the video like. that never fake a video well never fake.

you were sitting you like I'm sitting in. an empty tub right now I'm not getting. an ice bath oh you told the truth oh. yeah you were telling the truth but you. just seemed kind of lame cuz like I got. in the ice bath you got in the ice bath. yeah I made M get in it and now look. where we're at now that was because cash. didn't care though about we play a game. okay here's a fun game Harper do you. think that TV looks old what. no I think it looks pretty ugly okay. y'all are literally just bringing up my. past Tri no that TV I'm sorry cut the.

Box open this TV right here looks like. we made it this podcast should be shot. um I don't know in the '90s guys maybe. possibly even the 80s how old is that TV. believe I cannot believe I'm getting. bullied over this TV not do you once or. twice in my life let's see what brand it. is mag magn. magox what we have a what did he say we. have n we have a mad do TV listen guys. can youall I have a sauce ringing in my. ear is it cuz he's talking yeah oh what.

the I actually get that sometimes wait. what what do you get sometimes like when. you talk too loud my ears will ring yeah. mine too it's just the the pitch your. voice is at so high that's not true guys. that's I need to go back a second and. defend my TV because wait wait wait wait. you got to tell them this TV Kate came. from Kate's from Kate's room when she. was like eight years old yeah this is my. childhood TV guys no big deal and and. listen I was bullied for it when I was I.

was like 13 and I remember this so I. remember when cash was like oh let's. take that TV for the podcast setup and I. was like we can't I got bullied for it. like we're going to get bullied for it. and I was on the phone with my. 13-year-old boyfriend and I flipped the. camera and showed on my TV he was like. how old is that TV that TV looks like a. box I mean it does though he said that. when you were 13 which means that TV is. now another like what eight years older. years oh how old am I 15.

yeah it's 6 years older but I also had. that for years I feel like that was a. nice TV to have in your room when you. were like 10 years old I have yeah K you. were 10 years old 10 years ago in. 2014 yes so we have a TV that is 10. years old for our podcast setup oh my. gosh do you have a TV in your room no. really are you lying I think she's lying. yes you do defin have a t I've been in. your room har definitely has like an 80. in oh one time I was having to meltdown. at my house before I went to go film The.

um's she was having a meltdown meltdown. panic attack oh yeah before she shot her. music video I was like Mommy I can't do. it she sound exaggerating that's exactly. how she sounded I to her house I was. sitting in the car and I was like what's. taking so long I walk inside her house. and I'm like where's Harvard her mom's. like she's upstairs her mom goes. upstairs to like see if she's ready and. all I hear from downstairs is Mom get. out of my. room I was like oh my gosh y ever seen. like Angry Sandy on on Sponge it wasn't.

like that guys it was and then her mom. comes downstairs and she's like K maybe. you can go up in like two or three. minutes and talk to her and I was like. and then Kate goes up there and K like. gets her bulletproof vest on she's like. her her SWAT outfit she like you know I. was scared I was scared to go in your. room Harper why what do you mean why you. just verbally abused your mother 2. minutes before no that this is you're a. good kid right yeah heror mom was like. because. y'all need to understand we told Harper.

we Abus is kind of stretch we were like. Harper we're going to pick you up at. 2:30 and we were scheduled to like be in. Dallas at a certain time we had like a. scheduled time we were supposed to be. filming and we get to our house we had. just enough time to like go through a. drive-thru and get some food because. none of us had eaten that day yet and so. we get to her house and it's 2:30 and we. go inside and get out of my room she was. like stressing she wasn't even ready at. all like she had like a little bit of. makeup on like not ready at all and. that's when she was stressing and so. then we're sitting there for like 15.

minutes it's like 2:45 Maverick and. Chase are like can you'all get her out. of the house like Chase was texting me. he was like how's it looking cuz like. we're in the car like doing math like. all right it's this time right now if. they take another five minutes we're. going to miss our reservation and then. when Kate went up there Club I stayed. downstairs literally and when Kate went. up there as soon as she opened Harper's. door Harper goes Mom oh hi K hey what's. up to see you.

and then all of a sudden she was so nice. to e she was so like she like I was like. I was walking upstairs and then she. starts yelling and I was like Harper and. she was like oh yes come in come in come. in hey and she had like I could tell she. just started her makeup and I'm. stressing cuz I was hungry and I wanted. to make sure we got our food and like we. were about to have to not get food and. so I was like oh like you're you look. great like come on like just bring your. makeup you can finish it in the car and. then she starts whipping out her curling. ir and she's like you want to curl my. hair for me oh my gosh it was so bad and.

like oh yeah your was great mine y it. was fine I don't know what you were. stressing no because we curled it we. were like I was like listen there's. going to be room for you to get ready. there we'll just take it all and you. finish there so that's what we did was. we we ended up film like getting ready. there but and it was scary there guys I. have to say it was pretty scary yeah it. was it was interesting weird place it. was a strange envir people got married. there like like for those of you who. didn't see Harper's Queen be music video. the the shots oh my gosh it.

was it was sus evil feeling Place. imagine Harry Potter it was like evil. feeling imagine Harry Potter converts to. a devil where she yeah imagine Harry. Potter meets the devil meets a club. that's we we showed up and we were like. what is this place the decorations like. let's shoot our shots and get out of. here yeah we didn't want to have to stay. there longer than we needed and we were. the only people there and there was just. music playing like I mean yeah we rented. the whole place out yeah and there was. just music like how much did it cost to. rent the whole place out Grand you paid.

for it 50 I you paid for it I use your. credit card I know how much I pay like I. literally don't know much how much much. it was like no harf is yeah you should. really fig that stuff out though I don't. care just use my money my taxes are hey. you're not the only one that gets mad. like I got a water bottle from Dicks. nice I know it's cute what type of. BR wait isn't hydr flask outdated like. the TV yes I know but like that's cute I. don't like to get I really feel like.

we're back in time here anybody aidg. don't like to get Stanley this girl has. like 15 Stanley Cups yes and I buy them. on my own oh is that she know she has. enough money to do her shopping yeah but. like also my car got declined when I was. um got dein your card got declined your. mom not put enough money on your card oh. no no no my mom usually transfers my. savings account money to my spending. account and yeah but I $10 wait question. you have like your own hard right shut. up uh yeah no like basically I like.

literally hey you don't talk to a man in. an ice bath like that it's melted no. it's not these things are freezing my. legs off right. now uh yeah yeah do we have more ice. down there no no no no no no no shut up. shut I'm actually not putting more ice. in here I'm actually not go actually. these bags are full these bags are full. I actually I actually can't put more ice. in ridiculous what was that oh yeah do. you have do you have like your own. credit card that's like your money no oh. my gosh I got my permit no I did I got.

my permit no no she she what she has is. she has her money cuz I used to have. that you have like your savings account. and then you transfer money over to like. your checking to her debit card yeah how. do your finances work that's what she. does no one cares what we do care about. is you're driving now yeah that's hand. over my phone no guys no you can't show. your license Harper I'll hide it no give. me let's see no but Harper did get her. license oh my gosh you barely got that.

har got her license which is incredibly. incredibly scary her permit her permit. just okay why do you guys got to show it. like just why it's. funny it's funny huh yeah there you go I. think can see it now that you covered up. 80% of the license you ever seen Planet. of the Apes no yes that's mean what why. would you say that what oh I do look. like an ape I'm not. J you know who calls me an ape you know. who calls me a chimpanzee this girl.

right there Harper you look like a. chimpanzee Harper you look like a chimp. that is I was going to say you look like. the the girlfriend from Planet of the. Apes not the monkey wait wait wait wait. what you think you look like a monkey. wait wait wait what were you going to. say the girlfriend guys I've been. getting so tripped up every time I look. at harler harler Harper har every time I. look at Harper lately she literally. looks grown and it's kind of sad well. she's not five well no but she just like. what about me you never told me I look. grown I mean you are usually dress like.

ack freaking out in ice bath right. now tall looking now like you look like. an you never tell me I look tall she I. don't even know what how your. compliments are coming off you're like. you're tall looking what does that even. she looks so much taller than imagine I. looked at you why are you saying that's. a Harper don't talk to Harper like that. Kate you're very tall looking imagine I. looked at you right now and just said. Kate you're you're just so grown and big. and tall you're such a big girl you you. you a big you're just a big you just a.

big big looking. girl could be a linebacker that's mean. you I didn't say that yeah I'm saying. that Harper when we started filming this. podcast she like I was four foot six yes. in the nicest way she was built like. literally a 9-year-old and now you. actually look now she feel like a. 10-year-old no now yeah no I'm not joing. I have the bone age and shut up I have. the bone age of a 12-year-old you have a. bone age of ay old I would say you're. probably like no when I started the. podcast I had a bone age of a. seven-year-old you know I have a bone.

age of a. bodybuilder I mean from the way you're. taking that ice bath oh wait no you guys. know actually people when they say. they're big boned that's. impossible you like you know when people. say oh I'm just big boned no they're not. they're just they're not no they're not. I'm telling you I looked how big muscled. no no skeletons are the skeletons are. the same size yeah unless you can be. like a little bit broader of like a. frame like obviously hard i'm broader. than Harper like shoulder- wise but your.

bones your physical bones are all like. they're the same size no it just depends. on how tall you are yeah so some like. your ribs are different Siz like if. somebody's my height and they're like oh. I'm just big boned it's like no you're. not yeah it's. like they always go it's like Cartman. I'm not fat big b that's what he says I. hate the Cartman voice where have you. drove nothing oh me uh I drive to here. Target the ESS are you good driver.

Target wow yeah I'm a great driver over. the I don't know if you're a great. driver I feel like you're scary am I a. good driver scary we never drove with. you oh she's a good driver oh we got to. drive with Harper after this yes live. pod on the road yeah yeah take Harper on. the road no the craziest thing was. Harper driving that freaking monster. truck for her YouTube video oh my God. and I didn't have any experience she. didn't have any we were like we probably. should have done that honestly if you. guys haven't seen her music video we. rented like. very very big truck it's like a Jeep.

truck but it was a very big one it was. like a souped up one monster truck. basically like this car is like. $200,000 like this was an expensive car. we rented and then we're like Harper you. want to drive and then we caught it on. fire and then what uh yes oh are we not. talking about that yet I don't think we. were but we are now yeah so we uh so we. did bring my YouTube video If y'all I. just realized y n of see my YouTube. video clearly because we we know your.

YouTube video you talked about anyways. Harper the truck and then 500,000 people. watched it actually that's a lot of. people well now we got to say what. happened Harper go watch my YouTube. video if you want to see what happened. what the Yeah C is also gonna say it oh. I am but no I got live footage of the. car catching on fire and like I was on. the phone with 911 so go watch that. video that's way cooler than the retail. well thanks for redirecting people off. of the podcast appreciate watch it after. the podcast make sure to watch it after. the show yeah we and then I want to.

watch a video um on where on where I got. water poured on me from Cash He body. slam me down to the floor and put got a. water bottle oh on the podcast yes yeah. anyways we sorry guys it takes us 10. years to tell one story okay everyone. will stop talking now why would you. interrupt me to say we're going to stop. talking that was so what yeah. anyways huh. anyways what are yall saying yeah. anyways okay well anyways yeah anyways.

anyways I'm just I'm just not going to. tell the story you know what all I hear. in our comment section is they never. finish a story and just so youall know. I'm trying to finish a story for y'all. right now I swear I said I'm stopping. talking okay Harper how did the car. catch on fire so basic that's a lie. whatever she says is a lie it's not. truthful the problem is you're trying to. tell the story if you want a story told. you got to tell Harper to tell it yeah. or else she'll just interrupt you this. is how to get on somebody's nerves. you're you're like you're like okay like. what you're saying isn't true so I'll. just tell it like did you know I wanton. a game of Madden. like no literally like all like I'm one.

of the best Madden players did you know. that anyway did you know I beat. everybody in this house at Madden nobody. wait can we like actually tell the. story no that was I was interrupting on. purpose to see her to see how glad. you're teaching her a lesson did you. learn your lesson no anyway sh anyway no. anyways um sh any we got to ban the word. anyways anyways um chat anyway um. basically what I was goingon to say was. that um I was doing donuts yeah and um.

cash and map were doing donuts too but. they caught the car and fire I what no. that's a lie Harper C the car no no and. then we got out and um and me and Kate. were walking around no it was actually. okay so somebody has short-term memory. long-term memory loss it's okay I forget. details too it was like I think cash was. driving and he you think no that's not. do any of yall remember what happened oh. do you remember you were driving I. remember because you were driving and we. stopped the car cash was you were. driving FH y'all are delusional you were.

driving you were driving I you were. driving no I wasn't you were driving. y'all are so stupid cash I know it. wasn't Harper because Harper was in the. back seat and she was the one who said. um guys I think the car is smoking yeah. can I can I explain something yeah sure. har we let Harper get in the truck she. does Donuts all over the field she's. like and then we switch seats I'm like. okay now I'm going to drive I get in the. front seat she gets in the back we're. all sitting there we're not driving. again yet and then she goes I think the. car smoking that's what happened so who.

was in the driver seat at this point. okay me but I hadn't put it in Drive yes. you. did you driving I looked down I. said yeah anyway and the boys were so in. denial I was like guys we should check. the car and they were like no we were. just kicking up dust yeah K of dust and. there's like circles on the car where. you can see through and there's. literally dust coming there there was. literally smoke coming up from the car. was like guys anyway anyway can we stop. that actually that is so annoying I. would I would have clicked off the video. can you stop doing that just both they.

yall stop me and harer stopped a long. time ago you just keep doing you just. keep okay I'll stop no so B anyways so. what what happened after that she. doesn't remember can't I tell the story. I knew what happened she such an. annoying episode yeah I'm anyways so. basically I. was I was literally I was literally. words guys no I was literally what's. another word for anyways yeah so. basically so basically we were. CH basically we were um what's it called.

CH we were um we were literally. like she doesn't know the. story let me tell it hey we're going to. be quiet for 30 seconds you can't even. make a complete sentence Go For It Go Oh. Me Oh me me me Cas go Me Oh Me Oh one I. got time to talk I didn't really think. I'd get here they're all being so quiet. just for me to talk so anyways what. happened I don't like tell.

Theory I crazy that you were like. they're letting me talk this never lets. they never let me do com talk give me. another everyone talks about you talk. more than anyone you know that right. well because if I don't talk no one gets. no story gets told no I was trying to. tell it f fine by me I will sit back in. my ice bath and relax okay fine um so. basically what happened was the car was. smoking and smoke was coming up and. they're like no we just kicked up some. dust and I was like No And so and so.

basically M got my new Stanley and. started started well we're looking on. the car there's nothing on. fire look like get car and the guys um. Chase like take some insta photos for me. and so basically he's on top of the car. and and then and then um and then they. were on top of the car and then Mt was. like wait let me check so he saw big red. flames in the car and then and then and. then they ran into the car and his hair. would flipped All the Way backwards.

that's what you remember you remember. that detail wow. and the C shut up and. the can't no and then cash went under. the car and he was like oh my eyes and. no M was like we're on fire we're on. fire and then he grabbed Harper's new. Stanley and threw it under the car I. know and I was I was like I could have. told the story so much I told you please. let me tell the story cuzz all I heard. was and then and then basically M was. side all right so what happened was the. car is smoking and we're all like yeah. it could be fire could be dust we get.

out of the car walk around like it's. definitely dust yeah yeah so we're. walking around the fire like looking. we're like could it be is smoke what's. going on so we're looking we can't find. anything this goes on for like two. minutes we're outside the car they were. taking some pictures and then I looked. through this tiny hole and I'm like what. was that I'm like fire we're on fire. guys we're on fire I I I start opening. the doors grabbing all the water bottles. cash and Chase are like we're on fire. they go over there to the hole they're. like oh yeah we're on fire. and so then we're all just like.

panicking using all of our water bottles. and the crazy part was right before we. caught the truck on fire I was had zero. water we were all so thirsty and we were. like hey Alex can you come bring us some. Waters just get us like a bunch of like. big like one liter bottle Waters and so. he did but if he wouldn't have brought. those Waters like 45 minutes before on. fire the whole $200,000 car would have. been in flame it would have been. horrible it was actually really scary. Not only was the car like on fire but it. was like dead middle of wind in Texas. like the the grass we were on was like.

super dry which is what caught the car. on fire it was just dead grass that went. up the thing was is that if if it would. have touched the grass below it then. everything would have caught on fire we. on fire it was bad we the fire. department would have been putting out a. car fire a forest fire anyways that's. why that's why they were like we were. like do we because we didn't have a fire. extinguisher and we were like should we. call 911 and cash was like no wait wait. and Chase's like no no there's a fire. extinguisher in the car get to so then. we're wasting time while the car is. going up and fllying looking for a fire. extinguisher and that's when I called.

911 I was like hey we caught our car on. fire we were doing donuts I like a. 14-year-old doing donut I was like yeah. so the 14-year-old was actually. illegally doing donuts in this field. that we're not supposed to be on right. now and we caught our car on fire so can. you come help us out and the cows are. looking at us we the cows were looking. at us like you idiots the cows the whole. time just stare at us like this yeah I. know they were they were really cute. [Music]. [Applause]. cows they said was Mo yeah they I wonder. why what do you think they mean when. they say that I don't know I was looking.

at a bird yesterday though and like. obviously animals that aren't around. people don't think in English like they. have to have their own like brain. function but I just want to know what it. sounds like to be inside like an animal. head that's true like an animal is. thinking something but what but what are. they thinking they's thinking about now. it's not it's very they're not conscious. as he's thinking about I want to go a. bird's like I'm going to go eat that. Worm but is he like thinking that in his. head sees it gets it but he obviously is.

thinking about the future like they when. they're pregnant when they're pregnant. they literally make a nest yeah yeah. squir squirr store up nuts for the win I. don't really think it's that they're. thinking about it I think it's just like. their program it's just their thing it's. their yeah like it's like in their DNA. to do no one I don't think I don't think. a a grandpa squirrel taught the daughter. squirrel like like like we're as babies. we're not thinking about how we're going. to walk it just happens they're just. designed to do it like I think I think. if you took that squirrel and you put it. in a place in a habitat where where it. doesn't need to hibernate it would still.

okay it would still they explain to me. this do parrots think in English I think. parents thinking whatever it is parents. just say random things yeah I think. parents literally just Mo the words they. hear parents think like patterns they. listen to par know parent parents know. languages think about that no yes they. do they can they can have they can have. a conversation with well that's I think. it's not that they understand what's. being said I think that they hear it and. they can it they don't they don't. understand if you say stop talking they.

just hear stop talking they can't. process what that actually means want a. crack that's true yeah do I look like a. zoologist I don't know yeah I'm like. very educated at me you me like I was. all our whole lives grown up all he did. was watch Animal Planet I feel like you. would know like anytime it was map's. turn to pick a show Animal Planet let's. watch the Penguins did you really yes. and it was just big Penguins Discovery. Channel yeah and these penguins have.

traveled 800 miles across and this rock. was transported here from Egypt because. it has sand on it that could not have. been and me and ly were just sitting. there wanting to watch like I Carly we. were like oh my gosh this is horrible I. know that reminds me of well okay. recently since I finished um Gilmore. Girls I had to start a new show and I. started watching young Sheldon Ro even. though I've never watched The Big Bang. Theory but Sheldon you kind of remind me. of him young Sheldon young Sheldon. no I I even said that too separately I.

said you know who reminds you know have. you seen this show yeah my wife and I. what yeah listen M I'm telling you you. are what are you talking about he. literally like he's a know who young. Sheldon is but I know older Sheldon is. just a weird man but young Sheldon is. cute young Sheldon is a know-it-all. germaphobe that thinks he's always right. AE to. big now given given he is always right. he is like no but listen M what made me.

think of that is D young Sheldon the. dumb version of young Sheldon he always. fights his cuz he has a twin sister. that's the same age who's like a normal. nine-year-old so she obviously wants to. watch the cartoons and he's always. fighting her and he's like I want to. watch the Science Channel and it's like. Bill was I'm telling you that was M I. was like can we watch I car he and mom. was like it's M's turn and now I'm like. oh now we're watching ants Hab get this. get this I don't have Netflix haven't. had it for the past couple months but. you know what I do have hey what the. Discovery Channel I pay for that you pay.

for the Discovery Channel what do you. watch on there um I just watch History. stuff mostly like what uh like ancient. Greece just anything I'll I'll even. start watching like the alligator. wrestling shows like alligator wrestling. I could be behind like what I'm trying. to say is this is something like the. thing the hood thing that are doing this. is something somebody would do like I. think we all know who I'm talking about. right like right. um basically.

um this is something he would do to make. us laugh. yeah no no no this is something he would. do to try to make us laugh but we. wouldn't. laugh I think I know what she's talking. about I don't I don't know what AR is. saying right now I I think I'm like I. I'm I'm getting what you're laying down. and I'm laying down what you're putting. down so I'm lost and I just want to move. on actually matter totally M.

respect oh wow that was a lot wa do you. actually know how to dab up hey did you. know how dab up we got a secret. handshake dab me up like completely. chill how you would nor someone in. school just super casual dab what the. all right ready ready do upside down dab. but you got to be talented no that's one. fail all right ready go ready ity was. good yeah that was solid that was solid. take D at all dude there's a there's a. at church that tries to dab up Michael. every time and it's just it's the.

saddest thing watch watch Harper try to. dab up. Kate you're going to lose some brain. cells wait wait stand right here so they. can see it yeah they she just walked. further back why are my feet getting. like stand right here so they can see it. yeah they okay I don't know never mind. just no just regular dab don't worry. about the. angle ready what. the I didn't like that what do you mean. I felt like I was being dabbed up by a. man but with tiny tiny.

hands huge hands no haror put your hands. up next to. mine put him towards the camera put the. camera just put him no M's got like. baseball M M's got like abnormally large. hands huge hands like I I have huge. hands compared to my friend show it to. the camera that's a big birtha hand. right there I have small feet actually. no I don't I have really big what if you. had like what if you had like one one no. we got it show this Kate you show him. Kate I'm not show it I'm not show it.

Kate is it you guys got to see this I. made a discovery just like the Discovery. Channel oh we're gonna get you a TV show. yeah and and guess what Kate's pinky no. her pinky is just as long as her index. toe what the huh is that a good. thing really weird actually show him. show him he thinks that my like toe next. to my big toe so my second toe he thinks. it's like unne necessarily long and I. don't know what it's called so I'm. calling it the index toe the index toe.

but like this is my pinky and this is my. my toe and he's like they're the same. size wait does it look does it look like. it from right there I can't see it I. can't girl you got to get that CH girl. does it I can't tell look okay let's. just put all my other toes down oh that. well don't flip us off with your. toe that's how long my toe is it's a. long toe and then when you put it up to. my pinky. can you tell I don't know cash tell me.

that's not the same size no not really. yeah I didn't think so either cash is. Del wait wait wait wait y'all don't. think that's crazy what you know what I. think it's crazy that you shamed your. wife what the Yeah shame no you are it's. attractive I like you should not shame. your wife like that yeah no one else is. trying to publicly shame her the only. person who's ever made fun of my. abnormally long second toe is your. father yeah my father does make fun of. her feet don't worry don't put my bare. feet around when that man is I don't.

want to talk about being shamed I half. neaked in an ice tub on a podcast what. does that have to do with anything I. feel very shameful um anyways you know. what I think it's crazy though and I'm. really mad about it and I've been. waiting for someone to ask how I feel. about this topic but no one's asked ask. I'll ask I'll. ask wait what's the topic I'm just GNA. get into it wait wait no no no tell me. tell me I'll ask I'm mad about Netflix. mad about Netflix why are you mad. Netflix back on your feet though wait. what do you need someone to talk about. that's why we never finish a story no I. we moved on so fast and I just thought. we should all talk about you were on. your phone run back 20 seconds M was on.

his phone no I was listening I was. listening I don't know I just feel like. we should could it seemed like a big. issue I just I wear socks now everywhere. you have to wear socks oh no he's got a. joke what I just thought we could talk. about it together hold. my together that was I'm glad we went. back that. was I'm not even gonna say it anyways. but that that was I don't think that. your toe is that long thanks but if.

someone says it long don't say I toed. you. so okay I think we got started on the. wrong foot. here I think we got started on the one. forun here okay tell your wait wait. sorry our ask K why you mad okay K are. you mad at Netflix I'm furious actually. Netflix. I uh I think we all are but that's. besides the point I'm mad because all of. a sudden Netflix started doing that. stupid one household thing so like I've. been on my parents Netflix since I was.

like 12 and I have like crafted my. Netflix profile like everything is so. perfect it's like my recommended is. always spoton and then they were like. you don't live in this house anymore so. you got to get your own so you're mad so. you're mad that you were I'm mad that I. have to pay for my own for one when my. mom was paying for it for. me okay so Kate's mad that she was. scamming Netflix and they caught her I'm. very mad you were a scammer I wish I. could scammer get scammed I wish I could. have at least just like transferred my. profile over so that I could have kept.

all my shows and my recommendations and. like I love when I watch like a whole. series like I've watched like thousands. of hours of TV shows since I was like 12. and we got it and they all had like the. little red line I loved that now when I. go to Gilmore Girls it looks like I've. never seen the show before I have a. question actually this behind scammer. get scammed yeah if you had to either. lose an arm or you had to scam your. parents out of all their money but you. can't ever tell them why you had to scam.

them and you can't tell them there is a. good reason nothing I would just say you. know why no but you were going to lose. your arm or you have to scam them out of. all their money and they know that you. took it all I'm scamming them you're. scamming your I'm scamming my parents so. bad I scam my parents arm they're going. to they're going to not love you no more. it's my. arm yeah child why you scamming your. parents I don't think I can you're. losing an arm I think I need to like. bathan me Hamilton. I I I think oh my gosh she got bit by a.

shock yes she did. crazy I Loved Her movie though um what. there you go there we go wait Harper you. scamming your parents or you losing an. arm yes um but. I'm guess what but I'll feel bad and. she's like I'm going to do both lose my. arm and scam my parents no I'm going. option I'm gonna scare my parents scare. no no not scare scam like take all their. money honestly I think I'll do both then.

I can collect the disability check. too so get all their money and. disability no I would lowy scam my. parents I would scam them do you think. you wa does disability checks go up if. you're more disabled I don't I don't I. don't know oh really so if you lose both. your arms you'd get more money cut them. off baby cut. off uh what okay here's another question. this is my last hypothetical question. then after let's harmonize what part of. your body would you cut off for $100,000.

my pinky toe no sorry 1 million a. million yeah my pinky toe my pink to. would you cut off any part my pinky toe. you would actually cut off a pinky you. know you can't walk if you don't have a. pinky toe like no no sorry you can still. walk but you it's like harder I'm taking. out like one of the middle toes I need. an edge middle toe is right yeah I'm. what if I don't have my pinky what am I. going to stop on couch I'm going to take. my second toe off since it's so large. but would you realistically do that or. rather just not have a million dollar. part kneecaps.

gone no me personally I don't that's so. eion what's a bun wait any body part oh. I'm doing my kidney that's one of those. organ and my other one comes in trouble. but you're not really cutting that off. you're cutting it out yeah it's got to. be an external body part yeah my ear. I'll get rid of my ear what no you're. already I can just hear things behind me. then that would be cool I don't think. that's how that works I would do my. middle toe your middle toe second toe. but would you realistically do that or. would you rather just not have a million.

dollars I'd rather have a million dollar. rather so you'd rather keep your toe I'd. rather keep my toe I'd rather cut off a. little bit of my double chin oh Mt sorry. I cut that off too sweetheart not not. kidding wait hold on I thought I knew. this my whole life I thought I knew this. my whole life but apparently I'm. confused is a double chin when you have. like the double thing right here no or. is it when you have this thing I have a. I have a butt chin that's yeah that's a. butt chin have but chin that's crazy my. whole life I thought this thing was.

double chin until like just the other. day I heard someone say I have double. chin and then they do that and I was. like. huh yeah my sister had a little butt. chin and I used to make fun of her and. she'd cry I was like you got a butt chin. no butt chins are going such a bully you. biggest bully ever I remember one time. in the car I was with like my mom and my. sister and I had been most certainly. harassing my sister in some way sorry. Anna and my mom was like an Kate like. she was fed up with me this day she was. like Kate what happened to you you used. to be such a sweet little girl and I was.

like what your mom said yeah that hit me. said yeah Mom now I'm in a gang that. that hit me so hard I was like dang and. you Contin to bully yeah it is crazy. when I he things you did klly Maverick. made fun of my lip my whole life no I. didn't yes you did I never did until I. found out you were insecure about it. like a year ago that's even worse first. of all if if that's your scenario that's. even worse no I'm K I. never I never F of your I never made fun. of your lip until I found out it was.

your insecurity yeah what the freak dude. I had I don't make fun of what are you. talking about you have made fun of me my. entire life made fun of my back my arms. my leg I've actually never made fun of. your back once what are you talking. about dude you've been like oh you going. to run away I've never made fun of your. back yes you have yes you have dude. you've literally made fun of it on this. podcast I've never made fun of that. somebody needs to make a compilation of. all no sorry sorry only I made fun of M. back on the episode where we were. specifically talking about back I just I. made some puns that's it no you some pun.

I can't believe you think I'm that. crooked bro that's crazy bro grow is. fine that's insane what. the that's fine what it's fine fine no. no no he he said he was like trying to. act funny and he said that's fine I just. can't believe oh sorry what this go. ahead hey you get mad at people for. interrupting but you interrup too I did. I I just interrupt her and then I was. like oh sorry I apologize didn't. apologize I'm.

sorry Sayes get your wart hands away. from me yeah I. would I don't make fun of people guys. like I don't except on this podcast she. actually has a. backbone what I have a backbone too it's. just been out of shape a little don't. make fun of him for that that's crazy. yeah thanks harp bro your backbone's. kind of weird what I think she's. bullying you imagine having SOS imagine. having the bones of a 9-year-old. it's 12 and I'm 15 that's better it's 12.

and I'm 15 listen we're both we're both. broken here all right yeah actually both. y'all's bones are messed up yeah and. you're just messed up no my B man you. got messed up hands yeah that's. embarrassing I do have guys I don't you. probably don't see them that much cuz my. hands are always this way but I lowy. have warts on my hands you can't really. see them even right now look at his. hands like the color has left him. because he's in the tub like his hands. have no color I'm telling you bro I am.

you guys probably think I'm not cold cuz. I'm not Shar anymore but every inch of. my body that is in the water is just. numb I a question now now that you're. you're warmed up a little bit what were. you going to talk to us about this. episode me yeah oh it was actually going. to be. about. nothing the colors well then what's the. thumbnail col ran away from your hands. oh the thumbnail of the episode you guys. already know the. thumbnail they already know they're. already watching. no you said you had something for it me. yeah.

yeah you talking to me are you going to. make the thumbnail the car catching on. fire what I knew he was going to do that. I knew we brought it up I knew he was. too I knew it I was like this is better. thumbnail so don't use it yeah now when. she when Kate started talking about the. car setting on fire I was like that's a. good thumbnail I knew he was going to do. that that's totally what I thought guys. I let's harmonize sorry guys okay ready. yeah yeah yeah let's harmonize I know. how to harmonize all right ready ready. go.

wait what you want go first you want me. to different go first you go. first what I can't I can't no me my. friend bro what what me and cash. harmonize all the time we're going to do. it without ready we're just going to. naturally do the same key ready. hopefully what song uh song Oh pick a. song oh uh somebody pick a song uh uh I. don't know you pick a song uh all a said. I don't know many songs I don't know any.

songs okay uh wait harbard pick a song. um okay who can do it better so what's. even aong roll in the Deep me and we can. do that one ready wait I don't how does. that one go I don't know there's a fire. starting okay ready ready three two one. there's oh wait I thought we were. harmonizing like see me personally I. guess I didn't know what we were doing. okay I thought we were harmonizing I. literally just send you the lyrics and. you oh yeah okay I know I thought we. were doing like fair I thought too when. he started singing I was like oh yeah. you're off what no I I thought we were I.

thought you was going supposed to be. like yeah I thought we song to sing and. you said suddenly I don't know any songs. like what part of well that's not. impressive then if we're just going to. sing the same song that we already okay. ready pick a random key ready three two. one that's not the same that was close. though okay so stop being a hater bro. bro let's try to harmonize and see who's. better okay ready ready ready here come. in here is that okay yeah yeah okay no. Brook you're.

unwelcome it's. wet use m m you ready BR this gonna be. hard we haven't done this one before um. oh you start off on there's a fire. starting my heart okay okay wait you're. GNA sing Oh do it were you guys in choir. what were you in choir or. anything oh do Flyn Rider and Els wait. no Flyn rer tle no Let's do let's do. we'll do the same one let's do the same. one right we'll beat you ready yeah all. right so we start the same ours will be.

better ours will be there's a fire. starting in my heart reaching a fever. pitch and it's bringing me out the dark. finally I can see you. crystal go ah and me out and I your sh. see how I every piece of you don't. underestimate the things that I will do. go. darn.

us the scars of Your Love remind me of. us they keep thinking that. [Music]. we. it wait I just got got that was so. planed I didn't know the whole time what. the all right bye bro see you might have.

done that in a few baby showers what the. a baby shower that was crazy my T shine. okay ready I'm soad I don't know all the. lyrics but wait we got to totally do a. different song I don't know we have to. do the same song no I don't know that. song there's a fire start in my heart. reaching a fe bringing me out of the. dark finally think I'm oh my gosh let me. get the lyrics up oh yeah she didn't say. a bad word oh but you guys did say the b. word what I'll let your sh okay see how. I leave with every piece of be go ahead. and sell me out oh wait wait.

wait we didn't see. the I have a song that I know the wor. reach and a fever pitch and his do the. same song what what are you saying okay. the song I Choose is chicken fry we bit. chicken fried cold beer on a Friday. night a pair of jeans that. just the. radio I'll be I don't know the rest of. y Boy song Ready 3 two one how do a star.

I don't know that. song you know that right nope yes yes. you do I just know that part do she got. that kind. of kind. of I don't know y'all like no we got to. compare to them we got we didn't say a. bad word we said. so yeah yeah yeah we rolling in the deep. M I can't do that the lyrics we have to. win they're goingon to rate US in the. comments we got to win okay fine we. should country song we can sing country.

songs so much better yes chicken fry. chicken fry Little Bear chicken fry. don't drop it in the water all right. ready there's a there's a fire I don't. know this song I'm not doing this I'm. not doing this I'm not doing that I'm. going to look stupid on the internet. I've already look stupid on the internet. a lot and I'm good you a okay you. already look stupid bro you lost all. your stupid on the internet you're in an. ice bath and you lost all your pride a. long time ago don't worry all the color. in your hands I know yeah I don't know. if you guys can see but my hands are.

very off color than their normal color. and I'm Are you seriously not going to. sing it I don't know that s what song do. you want to do you could have had it all. it's like everyone knows that song how. about we do she do uh what's a good. duet you should do no is just we're like. it's so dead now like we don't talk. about Bruno okay fine we won't do it. then we don't talk about. Bruno oh no it was my wedding day it was. herding day.

married oh I got one M what I think it's. great ready ready ready ready wait no I. don't know the all the words I think. it's crazy what we finish each other's. sandwiches that's what I was going to. say I never met someone who someone like. me. CHS know mental synchronization can't. have but one explanation but you and I. we just meant to be say goodbye say. goodbye to the pain of the past but we.

don't have to do this. [Applause]. [Music]. anymore.