MY BROTHER RAN ME OVER!!
Maverick tried to commit homicide on me. what does that mean gosh homicide are. you talking about what I with the truck. yeah oh my gosh yeah oh are you talking. about the time you tried to run me over. oh probably my sister almost choked me. this morning if that makes you feel. better oh well it's still not a truck I. was we were in an argument me and. Maverick this is a bit ridiculous and no. we're in an argument and one thing leads. to another he I'm in the middle of the. street I.
hear and he comes down the street at. like 50 m hour in a neighborhood that is. not what happened in a neighborhood and. this man tries to Ram me with his truck. wait you actually wanted him dead yes. wait did you actually like want no yes I. I dodged the truck Oh my he actually if. I wanted to hit you I would have hit you. dog no what do you mean he he he was. going and I I barely missed it wa I was.
truck always wins you know yeah truck. always wins that battle clearly doesn't. you got away didn't you yeah because I. ran into a neighbor's yard bro if I. wanted to hit you I would have hit you. no you why is there a dog yo I did not. see that a what Lucy stop Lucy can we. get it out of here get that monstrosity. out of here that dog funny looking that. dog is a cut off you know what I don't. care if she looks like a little sausage.
link she's my dog that's some breath K. what if I was afraid of. dogs you unfortunately couldn't work. here up like that I feel like that dog's. just like the kind of dogs they just. going to randomly throw up yeah just. like we walking and just be. like also she eats it nice the same day. Maverick tried to hit me with his truck. guess what else happened what what do. you mean what you know exctly I want. know he was so mad this is before he. tried tried to hit me with this truck he.
was so mad he he's outside of his truck. and right now I'm in his truck and the. doors are all locked you locked me out. of my own car it's me and my three. cousins in there and we're all locked. ourselves in there cuz this man is so. mad he he's so mad he is punching window. mad before you locked me out or after. both he was punching the window of his. own car punching the window with his. hand of his own vehicle because he. wanted to fight me so bad he was like.
get out here and then I'm like he's like. unlock the unlock the door I'm like now. why would I do that why would I do that. when you look very mad and because I. wouldn't unlock the door obviously he. got more mad okay so guess what happened. my cousin goes M's like get out here and. fight me cash M's only mad at me I'm the. only one he's mad at my cousin goes I'll. fight you oh and mavick is so Furious he. goes okay and then him and my cousin go.
out on the street and they just start. swinging on each other full on swinging. on each other I'm not talking like. wrestling for like a solid minute like. they were swinging and then they're on. the ground and one of them is trying to. gouge the other one's eye we started we. started playing dirty it was an actual. actual fight and then we're like oh oh. my gosh and then all the other three. like me and my other two cousins like. all jump out and we like separate them. and it's just crazy cuz the one that was. fighting him had nothing to do with the. argument yeah what at that point we were.
all just being boys and we just wanted. to fight you know what guess what the. argument started from we were filming a. Tik Tok bro that's me that's how a lot. of our fights. started we were filming a Tik Tok. Maverick standing up in the back of the. truck and he's standing up and I'm. driving the truck and he's standing up. in the trunk and then there's like a guy. on a skateboard so we're like filming. him like this and then I I I hit the. brakes oh wait no you were on the. skateboard yeah M was on the skateboard. and the guy in the truck was filming him. like this.
and then I stopped I stopped the truck. and since Maverick's following us on a. skateboard no you didn't stop the truck. he slammed the brakes cuz he thought. it'd be funny no I thought we were done. filming I thought I thought the video. was over I thought it was cut and so I. stop the truck and then M goes into the. back of the truck cuz he's riding a. skateboard behind it pretty fast and. then the guy that was filming slams into. the back of the window he's falling. around in the bed of the truck yeah so. he thought it was only fair to Ram me. with his truck no.
I'm pretty sure I just yelled at you to. get out I was like get out of the truck. and you're like no I'm not getting out. of the truck yeah why would I get out of. the truck he was like I didn't want you. to drive anymore that that was all it. was no you L were like fight me now I. eventually yes it escalated that dude. this wagon is mad uncomfortable yo that. dog just slid down like it slid down on. its own legs I would say the worst fight. we've ever had though that one yeah M. considering you tried to Ram me why do. you downplay ramming me with a truck I.
don't understand you act like that's not. bad there was also the time uh my life. was at risk we we had this Aerosoft gun. like hit by a car guys I think she needs. water oh I mean listen it's not my dog. I'll go get her water I no she don't. need water she does look at her she's. been so excited she's been sniffing. around her house and now she's finally. sitting down for rest all right what. what argument M oh uh where was it oh we. had this airsoft gun that was like way. too powerful and um so we went ahead and.
bumped it up to the highest setting it. could go it was illegal to play with at. like any park like if you were to try to. use it at that speed you would get. kicked out it it was more than just an. airsoft gun it was way more oh I have. that story after this so then we're like. hey you know what would be funny if um. dude you got to be able to hear that on. camera it's not that. bad she has allergies so we we get this. gun out and we like go way down the. street and.
Cash's uh I can't. remember come on dog yo did you see look. at all the. fur dog chill look at our carpet from. her I know but she just a little she's. clean you know all right sorry Mt for. the third time yeah yeah something very. rude of you dog I don't really remember. how it exactly started but what I do. remember is you pointing this this. Aerosoft gun at me and saying run and I. said no I'm going in the house I'm not.
I'm not running I'm tired I'm going to. go in the house I remember exactly and. you're standing in front of the door. with it and you said no I have the gun. so you are going to run listen you. listen to the man with the gun I said. crash I'm not playing a game I need to. go in the house I'm going inside I'm I'm. not playing this game and you're like no. you're going to run and you have 10. seconds that's this is all your fault. you have 10 seconds this is all your. fault no matter what you want to do the. guy holding the gun decides what you're. doing if you say I don't feel like it. when a guy is holding the gun at you you. say bro okay I said I'm not playing your.
game like I'm not doing this I'm going. in the house and you were like 10 n and. I start walking towards you I'm like no. I'm going inside and I get about three. feet from him and this thing full auto. just as soon as he shot it I'm bleeding. my whole arm is like bleeding all four I. hit him four times and like blood just. coming and I can see the instant fear in. his eyes I'm like oh no I did not know. it was that powerful but you want to. know why I shot him because he had a.
plan him and his friend to shoot us and. they shot us and then they were like ha. jokes over like 100t away and I let him. shoot me at like 100t away then they. were like joke's over joke's over we. shot y'all yeah the backyard and then we. went in the front in the street and we. all shot each other like 100 yards and. then I get it and I'm like my turn he's. like no I'm done with the game now I'm. done I actually I was doing it at a. distance but not up close no one's going. we're not shooting each other he he can. dish it but he can't take it that's not. true.
well guess what happened to me one day. wait so the best part of the story is. almost here Cash's chasing this story is. still going yeah oh yeah I forgot about. this part actually this story has been. going for way too long so I I got close. enough where I like grabbed the front of. the gun and and he starts like Tak it. off running and I take off after him and. we're running around the car like Looney. Tunes like literally like Looney Tunes. running around the car I decide I'm just. going to go over the car I launch over. the car I'm mad at this point so I don't. know why but I start his car patter yeah.
Maverick was always mad oh he was always. mad too no all our stories you're always. mad it sounds like all of them name one. where I was pissed punching a window the. one where you what was Alex what was it. in the chair at the house that was you. and that was. hilarious no no he hit me he hit me in. the head with a Nerf gun yeah then you. drop kicked him down the stage yeah yeah. that was that was Revenge but no I hate. you with the Nerf gun because you. flipped me out of my chair you know what. all these stories start re hitting me.
they all start with you hitting me no. that's what I'm saying you slam the. brake on the truck I run into the truck. and then what about what about the chair. flip one huh you just flipped my chair. because you're mad no you kicked me into. the TV oh my God that's that's a. different chair flip one the other chair. flip one you hit me in the head listen. with the Nerf gun with the Nerf gun you. shut no no you shut up it up it up get. upet the violence right away no why did. I hit you in the head with a Nerf Gun. there's never a good reason it was. reaction cuz you you you shoved me out.
of the chair so I grab and I went bam. OHS have consequences and this man. always hits me and then when I hit him. back he's mad well he can dish it but he. can't take first almost every time huh. you've always hit first growing up dude. yo I think everyone here could say you. always hit first the only person here. that was with us growing up is that one. so everyone here is a ridiculous St. listen I hit you first what the heck. just and years I've been around gr up.
adults at I hit you first growing up. until about the age of 10 then after the. age of 10 you started hating me first. there's a reason mom and dad had a. prison talk with you and not me Mom and. Dad literally sat you down like if you. continue these actions you might end up. in prison we said we weren't going to. talk about that I never had a Prison. Talk they did my parents did have to. have a prison talk with me no um because. they said if I kept acting like that I. was going to end up in prison so let's. who was the best kid that's that's who.
is bad kid you no prison boy yeah Prison. Talk was like at age n at age 10 11 AG N. I stopped hitting and you started. hitting oh did the Prison Talk work you. it did the Prison Talk worked man and. not only that I can name more stories. the time with. the your story no no we're not letting. this man get away with it I'm not going. to let you get away with it I'll keep. going I'm not going of time with the. pants that was ridiculous at me the time. in the hotel you slab me name name like.
two instances where I hit you name one. with the pants you went into my closet. and stole my clothes and I went and took. it back and you were like and then you. hit me no that is not what happened. first of all what happened was you were. packing oh his wife's going to take his. side shocker I remember because I was. like this is ridiculous Maverick has. anger issues and he needs help and then. you got all offended when cash was like. you and your girlfriend have anger. issues and y'all need help you got all. mad when we fact I said you and your. girlfriend had anger issues and guess. what they both got really mad and they. both started yelling like nothing's more.
funny when you test them when they have. anger issues and then they get mad it's. like well cash oh yeah but the his call. your mother right no no name on tell my. story name an instance I say my P name. on why I hit you first you hit me in the. head so much growing up I lost my memory. you DOD the question name one where I. hit you first where you hit me hey mom. who has anger issues cash or me or. growing up growing up cash okay now who. has them more now but he outw no I don't. no Hew time yeah now if you had to pick.
yeah 124 yeah he started out now if you. had to pick who has them now more I. don't either one of you have anger is. but but if you had to. pick I love you if she had yeah he's. dodging the question I'm going call Mom. no we just need to move on this Topic's. been going on I feel like y'all are. really disagreeing and y'all should. fight about it yeah yeah I'm about to. throw hands not a shocker fight not a. shocker I just named like 12 instances. and you still can't name one no those. instances and you'll be like well no you.
hit me first but okay yeah I I broke. your phone and I hey if you if you had. to pick who has them worse now oh my I. to have anger issues means somebody gets. mad irrationally I don't see either one. of you do that now okay okay if you had. you have anger issues okay who gets. angry. more I guess I'm not around y'all enough. to know okay but if you had. pick I don't know okay but just if you.
had to pick you have to pick had to pick. I don't know I guess I don't I don't I. just when you around me nobody ever gets. mad anymore okay get mad okay but if you. just had to pick by our personalities. and who you think would get mad that's. the. truth really I probably you what that's. actually crazy more hisory of it yo you. should hang up the phone I'd hang up. you're losing you're losing the combo. you're losing the combo I don't feel. like you do anymore prison Bo you're. making me say something but no I don't. feel like you have had for a lot of.
years you should really stop calling. your mom calling mom never work out yeah. this is the second L for you okay she. said by the P oh my gosh you want to. tell your story yeah now it's going to. sound dumb that y'all have been telling. oh yeah I almost got ran over my car oh. I punched a car window I got hit by. Orbeez. gun and I know it sounds we got to fight. over ore's guns too okay well it's my. turn to talk wait wait wait wait has had. enough screen time wait screen time what.
we didn't get the Orbeez oh for the next. video can you go make the Orbeez real. quick they'll probably be done by then. yeah we have Orbeez. made can you go check if we have Orbeez. and if not Mak yeah I we have Orbeez. made up so my story St anyways I so I. was at this place called the shops and. uh am I allowed to say that say don't. say the city but oh yeah so I was at the. shops we call the shops and we hang out. there sometimes um that is not what we. called it when I was in Middle School. really did you call it I'll tell you.
what I called it after but okay I'll. tell you what it so basically we were at. the shops and uh what happened was I was. like one of the only girls there for. some reason I don't know why I think all. my friends left me and um it was just me. and this girl named Addie and then there. was like 500 guys and they started. shooting at us with Orbee guns well. meanwhile add's over here like oh my. gosh it hurt so bad and then I it hurt. really really bad but I was standing. there like a champion getting hit by. ore's gun and they were all like oh.
she's. tough wow that's so inspirational yeah. where's the fight yes so the fight was. the Orbeez gun but uh but like I got hit. really hard and um I had bruises the. next days the next day like Circles of. Orbeez in you were like bleeding yeah. yes yeah but you were taking it so they. say you were tough I I I was like it. doesn't hurt but on the inside I was. like are you trying to tell us someone. to take notes yeah.
um also I would like I would like you. guys to comment down below who just who. you guys think would have more anger. issues cash or matter comment down below. cuz I'm reading these comments after. that that dog looks like a skin walker. what the heck is that did you what I was. about to say did you catch what I was. saying no were you telling to tell. someone you could take. hits maybe what maybe actually I have no. idea what you. mean wait what you started the story to.
and you were talking about how you got. hit and it didn't hurt you just stood. there and took it and right now there's. some beef online yeah oh yeah yeah. yeah. Piper I can take an Orbee gun you can't. don't break a nail okay I said that last. episode but please please what please. that's crazy uh any wait did we have. Orbeez let's go we got Orbeez yay I like. Orbeez we're going to shoot you with the.
Orbeez oh we actually that's our next. video how many Orbeez can Harper take. before crying I can take it tell her to. get Lucy get this wagon is mad annoying. hi baby sorry is this look fine if I'm. just going to kick it off sorry I'm. sorry kick it off you think I can kick. it off why would you do that be careful. me you yo dog go. bro I'm about to kick. it dude kick it onto the dog she just. wants her two second seconds a f okay. well I'm going to kick this so we'll see.
what happens oh she she knew to get away. do y'all know what oh I'm scared to fly. on me you know what day it is do want. know what what Thursday it's red cup day. at Starbucks I know I know and I did not. get a holiday drink so I didn't get one. that is not what day I meant yeah. obvious is red cup day guys by the way. my mom I for sure to bring me Starbucks. to school this morning cuz you forced. her yes I did how did you do that I was. like Mom get me Starbucks oh honey how I. bring you a bagel no give me Starbucks I.
I will read the text wait let me get it. I know it sounds like I'm like a brat. but trust me I'm not oh no no no no. don't wait what day is it m uh today is. November 16th yeah and also Ro and Cody. finally got their. reservation I know I know that's I've. seen so many Tik toks on that um but I. said this is totally coming out like a. month later everyone's going to be so. confused I know so and our audience is. not that old I said mom can you bring me.
Starbucks I'm so hungry I'm about to. leave to go to um her work can I bring. you a b Bagel really quick toasted. question mark uh can you please run by. Starbucks I'm about to order it uh I. guess can you order it from the one off. of bleep um okay good thing good thing. that got bleeped out I know okay thank. you so much it says order head isn't. available try the other one let's try to. eat breakfast before school next time if. there's not time for. Starbucks we don't share this hey it's.
okay why so I got Starbucks Harper that. doesn't make you look. good I really like I'll be honest I kind. of tuned her out after the first man I. honestly don't know what the story say. yo you know what all I heard was Harper. a Starbucks today me too yeah huh were. you able to get it off no I can't get. this stupid thing off you mean the wagon. is stronger than you oh no the wagon's. not stronger than me but look if I kick. it it just starts to bend okay so the. wagon is stronger than bend it well I. don't want to bend it man and right now.
it's a two-seater it goes down in value. if it's a. one-seater hey yo you hoping to go for. like a ride pick up a girl after this. like what you think they're going to put. that on a Carfax when you try to sell. it I mean think about it. like we could do something very cool. with this wagon like what like make it. into a parade flow like put it on my. truck. hitch you don't have a truck anymore. it's total yeah your truck's gone my. friend I total my truck. but I just want what you did yeah you.
remember that little dent in the front. yeah like total it from that what are. you for real yeah literally I I I I I. was eating Panda Express at a stoplight. and then it turns green you had your. head out the window. too first of. all where in the world did you come up. with that that made fact you weren't. even with me no you told me you said my. head was out the window and I was eating. my panda so I wouldn't drop rice oh. that's right I I I was eating my my. panda out the.
W I was eating my panda out the window. and then cuz like there was rice fing on. my mouth so I was like and then and then. the light turned red what it just turned. or no it turned green but the guy. slammed his brakes even though it was. green cuz the car ran in front of him. and he slammed his brakes and I didn't. know and then I did in the front of my. car or my truck and now they total it. from that so now I have to get a new. truck you are going to get a truck I. don't know get going get what car am I. going to get it look very man I'm going. to get a cyber truck get a get a BM but.
I can't get out of my 2012 shevy Cru huh. what do you mean a Kia I don't know Kia. you don't like Kia the new Kia are so. the new Kia are kind of cool they are. the new Kia are cool they are cool I've. seen them Alex is still shaking his head. no here's the thing Alex I need you to. get a truck do no no do doggy doggy's. going to knock something over bro dog. her name is Lucy she doesn't know no. she's not knocking over anything oh wow.
that was impressive she's a good a every. day no I tied it I tied it this time to. the tree oh you tied it yeah you see it. oh yeah that makes way more sense oh. yeah here's the thing is I need you to. get a truck because if you don't get a. truck then I have no way to move my dirt. bike I can't get it oh shoot I forgot we. have dirt bikes yeah I can't I can't get. my dirt bike anywhere if you don't I'm. not getting my my mom car yet then dude. you're not a mom why would you have a. mom car I tell she goes I want my mom. car with my Mom C but you're a mom I.
will be that's like be asking for the. senior citizen discount well I am going. to be a mom one day so and I'll be a. senior citizen one day well that's not. my fault that they won't give you the. senior citizen discount don't take that. up with them oh you could identify as a. senior citizen and maybe I haven't tried. that yet actually I'm going to start. identifying as a mother oh wow I didn't. think about Mama are you a senior. citizen oh oh why would you say that cuz. I don't know what a senior citizen is I. think you have to be 65 and up I think. it is or 55 is it 55 or 60 something.
I've bet in California you could just go. someplace and say identify 65 for sure. you know what it's crazy you wait all. your life to get the senior decision. discount oh and I think it's. like not much I don't want to be a. senior citizen say it's like $10 I think. it's like $9 you want to be a senior. citizen Al what's that. dead um no but I I was thinking uh. I was like thinking it's just so sad to.
get old and all wrinkly. and is that what you tell old people. when you see them I feel so bad you're. so wrinkly man I I feel so bad isn't. that crazy bro we're all going to be. bones one day like oh oh I don't like. that you know what I found out I. actually changed my mind I you know how. you know how I hate Paris and like. Europe like I don't really care to go. there yeah I want to go to Paris now why. okay you want to know why why cuz I. found out about the Eiffel Tower the.
tunnels the catacombs what's that you. guys ever heard of the Catacombs I. didn't hear about yeah but I don't know. it it's 200 miles of tunnels underneath. Paris 200 miles and they're all dug. about like 60 or 70 ft down and they're. filled with 6 million dead people's. bones okay what and the plague in the. plague they were running out of room to. bury people so they dug 200 miles of. tunnels just random tunnels and stuff to.
bury people and now there's 600 million. people's bones down there that was their. best option right that was all I was. like what about like burning the body. cremation like them off to Sea like you. can go in this no well so you can go. like you can take like little tour parts. of like little parts of it but it's 200. miles of tunnels and they haven't even. explored it all they still haven't. explored it all and it's illegal to go. down but like since it's 200 miles of. tunnels there's like entrances all over. freaking Paris and you can go find him. and go down there it's illegal to go. down there but like people do it like.
Sam and Kobe went down there what's that. one YouTuber that just made the he's. quitting now oh Jon jidon went down. there and and yeah there's 600 million. bones and like I'm talking all the bones. all the bones are there like the skulls. and everything there's some hallways. where it's just bones and they you walk. on it I was like that seems a little I. have I have a addic that's scary I have. a new Addiction every time I go to bed. now I've been watching these cave videos. oh my gosh dude I in that trap bro oh my. God and then I can't sleep dude oh my go.
like underwater caves or just somewhere. but it's like bad caving caving gone. wrong like where the cave is this big. they crawl and then they get stuck and. they can't get out did you see the one. where the guy got stuck upside down yes. yes oh my gosh and they're the only ones. they're the only ones in there there. there's no one nobody knows where you're. at you're stuck in there and like. because some caves are just miles and. miles of caving some times they just run. out of oxygen they like B like they uh. what is it carbon dioxide poisoning one.
guy they were trying to rescue him for. like 2 days he was upside down stuck. upside down yeah and they were trying to. rescue him for like 2 days and he just. eventually died cuz he was upside down. for too long you're just in between. rocks no I I got on the. um the diving caves I was on that for a. minute watched some of those those were. those are terrifying because it's the. ocean and like that's even more scary to. me no but like to like wouldn't it be so. like uncomfortable to be in between. rocks like being like get me out of here. like very very uncomfortable and one of. them I was watching they found a group.
of people there's like six of them all. their lights broke I'm like how do all. of y'all's lights break and first of all. if you're going into a cave why wouldn't. you bring like I'm not even kidding if I. was going deep into a cave like that. that was lowy Sky I am bringing probably. about 10 forms of light and about a year. and a half of batteries batteries oh and. food yeah like what's you have a. batteries going to do you can't eat dud. and also water produces there yeah and. I'm bringing a good amount of water you.
drink your to bro I was watching this. one and they were like it's the deepest. cave in the world it's 7,000 ft deep. down that's like deeper than like I. don't know it's I think they said it was. like 12 Statue of Liberties on top of. each other or something it's like super. deep that's that's really crazy actually. the stat is really big and they get a. little radio call from like up at the. top there's like a wire that runs down. so they can get signal and they're like. hey it's starting to rain a little bit. um it y'all might have to be careful and.
then eventually it starts like pouring. rain and the hole they came down through. was like this big and water was flooding. down through it like a fire hose and. they so they couldn't get out and they. died um I'm guessing they ended up all. getting out except I think like one of. the Russians or something that was with. them and then they go back down there. the next year to like go try to find. some of their stuff they had to leave. yeah and they found a dead body of. someone else that was down there was it. the Russian that couldn't get out wow. they just found like his body body just. decomposed oh my gosh I wonder if that's.
like the fear you feel you know like. when you're a kid and you're in Walmart. and you get lost I wonder if that's like. the same kind of fear I don't think. that's even close I I was kind of. thinking that no because listen the. other day I was at the grocery store and. you got lost did you see a kid get lost. oh I did there is this little girl are. you sick all of a sudden yeah I can't. talk hey you were not sick two seconds. ago no I'm sick too like do you hear my. voice like okay yeah any me too actually. spreading. F Kate bring your voice back so I was at.
the grocery store no you're oh my God. literally the last story you told was. not like that okay there there oh well. my throat is hurting oh she's healed. It's A Mir okay I'm I'm going to talk in. the way that doesn't hurt my throat but. anyways I was at the grocery store and. there is this little girl she was. probably like eight or nine and she's in. her little like karate outfit so she had. just like you know went to class so I. knew her parents k k odd this I know as. a Karate Kid I'm not a Karate Kid is he.
is bro anyways yeah and she was like I. saw her running up and down the aisle. she's probably like eight and she was. like Daddy and she's like looking for. her dad and I was like okay I'm going to. like watch her just to make sure she. finds him and like she like freaks out. she checked like three aisles and she. like falls to the ground in the middle. of the store and she's like I'm never. going to find him again and she was like. screaming sobbing and like this lady was. looking at her from a distance and I was. like no so no one's going to help her. like some world we live in no one's.
going to help her so you you just didn't. help her us no once I realized that like. everyone else was just ignoring her I. was cuz I was like I was almost like. halfway across like the aisles and stuff. like I was far so like okay I'll go. walked her and I was like I promised. your Dad's here which now that I think. about it I shouldn't have promised that. cuz like what if he left her and like. yeah and then she sat there and she. could be an extreme situation he. abandoned her at the grocery store like. I don't think you took much of a risk. saying that. so I here I think I was like I think he.
should he may not you can be gone. forever you may never see him again he. abandoned you and then another lady came. up and she was like okay I'll go tell. the store tant and they can like call. him over the intercom and after she. walked away um the dad comes up with uh. the little brother in his karate thing. too and the dad was like what happened. he was like you ran away from us and she. was like I never thought I'd see you. again and the brother it was the most. like brother thing ever he literally. points and he laughs hysterically like. that was the funniest like how Maverick.
laughs he was. like and he laughs like that that's what. she thinks about you yeah I'm not going. to lie it's so true bro oh my gosh I'll. be watching the videos this map right. here bro may sound like a SpongeBob. character said literally you laugh we. listened to a case said why does he. laugh like SpongeBob fun like Spong the. funniest part was you stopped laughing. like it. was hey it literally was that it was it. was like I know it was something Harper.
said you like clearly didn't think it. was funny but you just wanted to fill. the fill the quietness you like do can. you give us. one give us one come on you got it guys. I thanks for making me feel better joke. then uh why did she cast the road why. cuz he got stuck in the crack oh that. makes no sense that doesn't even make. sense what he got stuck in a butt crack. then he got farted out into somebody's. mouth and then ate Taco Bell after what.
why do I feel like Harper is the type of. kid that would act like she got lost in. the. store I did want in a mall yeah You' be. like I don't know where my parents are I. was at Nordstrom and then I was like Mom. Mom and um and then I was like 5 years. old I just remember this and then this. lady with like really red lipstick on. and like black hair those really frizzy. but kind of curly a little came up to. Mead for I'm really glad I know what she. looks like now. we can thank her if we ever she came up. to me and she was like honey are you.
okay my mom and then I went to the. ground you guys ever playing those uh. what's those called the uh Circle things. oh the clothes. rack always hide did you yes oh okay and. did y' yell that for it oh um I don't. remember I try to hide in him I try to. hide in him sometimes and then strangers. to be com into look and me and I were in. them sometimes and it's stranger just be.
like. okay we. like I I've never found a kid like that. but if I'm going through the cloth track. and I'm just like and the kid there oh. God I know kids aren't like that. nowadays no I I was like that when I was. a kid yeah now kids are just on their. tablets they're just like I know they. don't have the they don't have a thought. to go hide in the clothes roide that is. one thing I think that we can learn from. the generation that's like slightly. above us we've got to watch them raise. their kids with iPads oh my God and they.
freaked them up oh man the iPad. generation is not going to be a good. generation J Gen X and then iPad. generation just name him iPad. generation when we go out to eat I look. around and I'm like Kate look at them. all and it's just drones they're just. they literally and no it's not even like. sometimes they're like less than a year. old they're like sometimes sometimes. that they're that little but then. sometimes they're like literally like 12. oh yeah I I see like 10-year-olds they.
have a purse strap on the tablet. carrying it with like headphones on. everything at Olive Garden I'm like. where you're at Olive Garden you're. supposed to eat and then I saw this one. video of this girl her her daughter was. probably like five or six and she was. walking into a grocery store and she. like messed with her daughter's hair or. something and her daughter like flipped. her crap she turned her she barely. touched her and she was like and she. starts like screaming bloody murder and. then another lady who like studies. children was like that's what's wrong WR. with this generation like they're all so. over stimulated by everything that's why. they're all so messed up yeah it's like.
they like they have no original creative. thoughts like they're just and I. actually they're constantly entertained. 24/7 no they're not bored ever what if. what if what if we have some tablet kids. that are like watching this at dinner. right now and they're like we most. certainly do get off your tablet get and. socialize somebody's at all Garden right. now just watching there. like get off if your mom's not going to. tell you I will socialize with your. family well but we also need to watch. time say you're losing your.
subscribers I mean you can watch. anything don't watch other. videos watch videos but you can watch. ours Wednesdays and Saturdays you know. just to help us out but yeah and also. our club channels yeah you know maybe. Tuesdays and Thursdays and like you know. like join our join our patreon feel Kate. though is going to get like frustrated. with your kid and you're going to be. like fine here's your tablet no no I'm. not what do you mean I'm not even buying. a tablet there be AET. what about your phone they're just like. I want your phone Mom no oh my kid's not.
having my phone no like like you know. like uh babies how babies are just like. fascinated with phones and stuff except. Joe's baby yeah Joe's baby could not I. Joe's baby a phone and he was like no. but. like you got you got to put on Miss. Rachel I was like I was like oh okay wow. and then he started crying when he saw m. it was so fun Joe's baby this is his. expression the entire. day and then m comes upstairs and he. goes like the second he saw me like it.
looks like he saw a ghost man M comes up. and M is like I'm baby and he. was like the kid was calm for hours. didn't say a thing and they said he just. never done that before until it was yeah. he's never done that before he was like. SpongeBob he does watch the podcast. though he laughes yeah he smiles yeah I. feel like parents think that we're like. all of us that don't have kids that are. like just don't give your kids a tablet. I think but I also feel like we have no. business talking about parenting oh you.
guys I'm not going to see you for a. really really long time what I'm going. to die what what why why is that because. I'm going to New York that is true so. you think something bad's going to. happen I mean she's 100% right here man. I fully back you New York slim chance of. coming back yeah trust me I know I'm. scared but I am I'm collabing with. somebody well this is posted in a month. right uh yeah oh I'm collabing with haly. that's so fun my mom okay sorry my mom.
my mom like you know my. mom my mom yeah what is that I'm so lost. uh my mom like not my actual mom but. like she's like my Tik Tok Mom okay so. why' you say that the first time instead. of kept saying mom. mom why did you do that that's so weird. quotations quotations like my mom oh. then why don't people just do do why do. they do one instead of oh my gosh huh.
it's quotations I just kind of realize. what that really is you know when you. you know when you. text yeah I never realized. that yeah me neither I thought it was. just like my mom like this is just a. symbol like my no like you know when. you're texting you say what somebody. said yeah I got an intelligent one. didn't I no that's just crazy like I. always thought this was just. like it's just like I feel like I don't. know why I feel like it's so. embarrassing and do that like I never do. it cuz I feel I just I don't want to. hear you talk if you're going to talk in.
that voice. just it's like mck is actually my. biggest hater what that is not true shut. up yes it is I'm your biggest supporter. no shut your you're his biggest hater. actually well I I you guys want to know. something he's heard b. a uh I don't know if we should talk. about it actually now that let's talk. about it no no we'll save it for next. episode I feel like I'm your biggest. supporter I want to say it nobody said. anything I saw your Tik Tok you posted. about me no stop stop F no no stop we're.
saving it for next episode what watch. the next episode if you guys want to see. what they're going to talk are we done. with this episode why you saying that. well just cuz like I feel like it's too. good to say towards the end well it's. got to be in the beginning well how deep. are we are we in the beginning no we're. not in the beginning we are um like. almost done not almost done but we're. like halfway through the episode like. yeah so like we can't be we can't be. saying a good story like that all right. it down I'll write it down for you right. now guys watch the next episode we. upload after this one if you want to.
hear hear what we're going to say I. really do feel like I'm your biggest. supporter that is such C that is such a. lie because you're always just to me oh. wait guys you want to do I have an idea. I i' never say anything bad about you. behind your back that you should know no. stop literally stop what's your idea har. blow up Harper what's your idea yeah. Harper what's your idea anyways it is. what's it called it is um try not to. cringe part two part eight you mean yeah. uh anyway so no we're not doing this.
game no stop that she won m m do your. laugh oh okay it's very funny do come on. listen can you you just do laugh one. time man make me laugh and I'll do it no. that's the whole point it's like nothing. nothing's funny when you but it's real. no it's not it's not real that's not how. I laugh yes it is we have a clip of you. doing guys is that how I laugh is that. how I laugh it is how he no it's not it. is I'm going to upload a clip on our.
patreon of map laughing like that I'll. take one and I'll upload it if you guys. haven't already to go go join our. patreon link is in the description we do. a group chat in there with all you guys. we post behind the scenes content and a. bunch of other stuff so go subscribe if. you want to be part of the fan club and. you want to see M laugh. like and I'm gonna who's Spong I'm going. to make that my ringtone for Ma and it's. going. to. it's going to it's going to be his. personal laugh here's the thing and I.
know a clip I know exactly a clip I can. go get right now it's in our uh what's. that the wedding shoe game it's in the. wedding shoe game we just shot on the. club so if you guys haven't already also. go check out our club Channel they. probably edited it to make it look like. that that's not what happened go watch. our club video I don't know what the. title and stuff is yet cuz we haven't. posted it but it's where Maverick like. holds up the wedding we we play the. wedding shoe game oh that was funny and. in I I think the thumbnail was like yeah. I think the thumbnail is like who. cheated and it's me and Kate go watch. that video and you will watch M at least.
two or three times. go that's not true no it is true and. they're going to go watch it after this. that's not true I edited it and it's. [Laughter]. true okay well go ahead that's awkward I. don't know I don't know what I was going. to say so you were just going to talk. and not say anything no I forgot. everybody's like everybody's like Kate. and harbor don't talk much but let's see. something we're going to talk okay hi. heck girl so are you really sick well no.
it's just like my throat yeah no my. throat when I woke up this morning um it. was really hurting like I when I tell. you I woke up this morning I couldn't. feel my throat yeah I don't know last. night cuz last night I started coughing. and it was really weird and it was like. the see clearly they can't survive. without us stop. it she's scared bie come here come. here she looks worried come momm I'm. sorry for scaling. you oh yo oh y got I don't even need a.
night no don't talk me come here sweetie. come here. bu so this. morning this morning I woke up and my. throat was feeling yucky and cash is. like you still have to go to the gym and. I was like wait you go. a my. baby my baby my baby mine you're my so. anyways yeah uh what's uh the story I.
just woke up this morning and I wasn't. feeling good and yeah the only reason. I'm not being talkative is cuz I'm. trying to keep care of this dog Sor she. needs someone that cares about her in. this I no I think I have a cold me too. cuz did did did your nose get really. stuffy not really oh mine got pretty Stu. hey get off your phone it's very. disrespectful oh sorry sorry uh um yeah. I just like feel like is there something. wrong why are y'all being like this yeah. how about y'all just talk yeah oh yeah.
we've been doing that for 30 minutes. that was that was catastrophic that was. actually catastrophic manzy we lost all. the viewers man all we accomplished is. Kate had a cold this morning and there's. a dog no I accomplished everything. oh I accomplished. everything cash did you shave your chest. oh what first of all what question is. that no me and not. and yes I have chest hair oh you yeah.
yeah how much I have chest hair he has. like seven hairs seven hey I will show. you but just so you know I trimmed it a. couple days ago oh you do shave your. chest hair I no I trim it I didn't how. to shave it look at. this Oh that's oh I see I told you. there's like seven it's like right there. between your. boobs yeah. boobs I don't think guys actually have. those I think they're just called. breasts uh no I I don't think guys no.
it's just called a chest oh wait do guys. have breast no no I mean I kind of do. but most guys don't wait do they when. they need breast cancer oh really what. what get breast canc we can get breast. cancer I did not know that was a fear I. needed to have I suddenly have a fear. now that was I was like the one thing. now I'm confused I thought when you get. talking is getting really boring I. thought it's actually not it's actually. pretty entertaining I thought when you.
guys get okay if a girl gets breast. cancer then they have to cut off your. breast how you check right like how you. going to cut off you have to get's I. don't how do I know if it's good or not. I actually don't know I did not know. that wow and don't you like like check. yourself for breast cancer yeah what are. by like feeling like how am I supposed. to check myself I'm trying I don't have. any breast you get a what's it called. mom get a ult or a mamogram but guys. don't get that but if I mean so we're.
just done like there's no way to check. like we just die yes so there's no way. to check there is a way to check you. would probably know something was going. yeah by like feeling I guess by feeling. yeah okay that's good to. know I think I think I think I think I'm. good wait you want me to would you feel. cancer like how would you feel the. cancer like is it a dog I don't. know yeah yeah like you can feel it my. mom had breast cancer yeah I learned.
about that you told me about that yeah I. did not know that yeah she had breast. cancer y that's good yeah she had it in. 2020 and when we found out I got a. McDonald's flurry remember what it must. have been so hard for you wait hold up. wait what you got a flurry yeah me and. my sister got one cuz we were crying so. so we got a flurry my dad was like honey. do you just want to flurry I was like. yeah and then and then my mom I was like. Mom are you going to die and then but we.
didn't know if she was obviously she. wasn't no it's scary yeah it was very. scary so if anybody has cancer yeah I'm. just still thrown off by McDonald's. flurry it is still caught up on men get. breast. cancer no the. McDon the McDonald's flurry hit really. hard like it was so good okay if people. you know who else hits really hard who. Piper. okay I will when.
you when you guys fight make sure you. make those no sound like. choppering sound like you're trying to. beat. 2 all right guys thank you so much for. watching this episode we'll see you guys. next time peace out bro Shaga Whoever. has the most viewed video using a clip. from this podcast on Tik Tok or YouTube. shorts we're going to be personally. FaceTiming mean post as many times as. you want but make sure to tag the. podcast and use #the LOL podcast in the.
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