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you've already kissed so Paige oh kissed. you remember that time you kissed my. husband do you remember the time that. was a long time ago though we were like. practically babies she kissed my. husband you kissed her. husband okay you probably have to get. out did you kiss my husband yeah but he. wasn't your husband when I kissed him so. it's. okay wait was it like a this is awkward. like was it like a make out or just a.
like a pack it was technically a dare I. think like the first time someone dare. me the first time yeah the first. time just someone. dare I don't like this at all now I. don't like cash. yeah you dared us I did. yeah hey guys to kiss yeah it was a dare. the first time and then like the first. time. what no first time uh is it really hot.
in. here this question oh but it's okay. because I I I pemos us out cuz when I. kissed Paige psed us out you kissed it. equal everything out you know wait. everything everything equaled out yeah. she didn't think it was fair so she. pecked Paige so she kissed paig we're. cut that out right right this is like no. I anyways um I don't think that's equal. I don't think that's equal at all okay.
so I posted a video a couple weeks ago. and um about like how I became best. friends with the girl that kissed my. husband yeah that's still awkward this. is like the only time we've ever talked. about it my parents don't even know this. this is going to be really weird your. parents don't know we kissed no hey. speaking of Riz cash or Kate would you. say would you say would you say cash has. RZ absolutely not not anymore what whoa. okay not anymore I can Vibe with that I. used to have Riz then I got married and. why would I care about RZ well my. follow-up question was going to be can I. see you uh Riz K in action yeah you want.
to see me in action you know I'm single. now and like I need I just need Harper. was the one getting not me cash like. what would you do if like like if Kate. was a random girl in the bar at the bar. we don't go to the bar Kate a random. girl at the park what do you yeah I'm. I'm I'm riding my scooter through the. park yeah there's two lowkey popular. boys behind me they're not not really. you see Kate and you're like she's just. sitting on a park bench reading her.
doing Kate thinks K what are you doing I. would say what you want me to just go. off the Riz off that situation yeah so. Kate pretend you're on the Park Bench. read your book I'm reading my book cash. you pull up I'm on my scooter yeah I. would. say I would I would drive by I wouldn't. say anything okay I would loot back. around and then I wouldn't notice you. cuz I'm still in my book and you have. made absolutely no you still haven't. noticed me I'll Lo back around and then. Lo back around again just to make sure I. think you're actually pretty right get. three three looks get three looks right.
he has to check three times to make sure. you're pretty k then I come back the. fourth time I fall on purpose and I'm. like oh I'm falling oh my knee yeah I'm. whining about my knee right and I'm like. look at it look at me I just I just fell. for you but. then kind of it's not over then she. offers me help up no and I realize she's. not popular so so I say no thanks and I. get back up and I go on my way that's. called playing hard to get yeah M uhhuh.
no but I I can I can understand why I. mean obviously I don't have Riz anymore. I'm I'm married but back in the day I. had Riz this one girl cash had so much. RZ his friends would get RZ just off of. him yeah they were risen off my RZ you. well I I never had RZ who I have great. RZ M I've seen you in action before when. have you seen me in action at Texas. Roadhouse I keep it short oh my gosh. listen we're at Texas Road House no let.
me tell the story let me tell the story. it's from my story it's way funnier. listen we're at Texas roadh house it's. lies he's like this waitress is you know. kind of cute right she was very freshly. after a breakup freshly he just broken. up and I was like all right I see you m. hit on her right let's get this Riz. going and she's like walks by and M goes. excuse me ma'am excuse me no that is not. and not what happened he started talking. in that type of voice and as did that I.
was like and cash cash told I had to. close my eyes I physically I physically. closed them like this and I was like I. can't look that is not true at all I'll. tell you what what really happened was I. kept it short I'm very short with with. girls I said hey I feel like I've seen. you before where do you go to church. which was a lie he he never seen her. before no but I wanted to find out if. she went to church lied you lied no it's. not Li asking if you go to church I no I. didn't I mean you could call a lie I.
didn't think of it as a lie I just. wanted to know if she went to church he. lied chur he's got to figure out if she. goes to church before he telling a lie. but anyway she said no like no no no she. shook her head she was like no I've. never been to church I oh okay like okay. can we get some more water I was like. I'm not trying to baptize you you all. right trying to baptize you I was I was. asleep this is when we were dating I was. asleep in my room or a guest room at her. house she comes in there and she picks. up my phone while I'm sleeping guys we.
were like two we were a month into. dating we were like a month like a month. or two into dating she comes in there. picks up my phone and starts looking. through it because can I defend myself. can I defend she caught me cheating from. me but not from you guys yeah and she. caught me cheating I didn't know how to. defend myself it was really awward can I. please defend. myself no no so she checks my phone she. said she was just checking something and. then she obviously not everyone knows I. wasn't she goes down to like a year ago.
on my Snapchat where I'm texting this. girl and I'm literally just texting her. her like a normal human and I think I. called the girl pretty or something this. is before y'all dated yeah and that was. it that was it and she smacks me while. I'm sleeping she's like bam and she's. like what's this and I was. like a year a nightmare I don't know a. Snapchat from a year ago and she was mad. at me cuz I snapchated a girl a year. before we dated list can I please defend. myself no because you logged into my.
Apple ID the other day what she did I. said she said hey can I have your iPad I. said sure I don't use it if you want to. use it you can and she said I said just. switch the Apple ID homie didn't just. switch the Apple ID homie decided to. link the Apple ID no I didn't me yes she. did so now all my photos text messages. everything no not anymore Maverick I. literally went and I deleted all of it. and I said yeah but but and then and. then I I get a I get a a cash ask me he. goes hey.
Kate was showing me some photos uh why I. was curious it was crazy his camera R is. wild why do you why do you take so many. shortless photos bro every morning this. man wakes up he's not sending him to. anyone he's not working out and like. tracking his progress or anything he. just wants to admire himself he. literally just wakes up every morning. and takes the exact same picture in the. exact same mirror and the exact same. pose every single morning and takes I. have a reason okay.
I eat a lot of ice cream right and. different things and and one day I'm not. going to look like this and I want to be. able to look back and go oh a month ago. you looked good like you need to chill. whatever you've done this last month you. can't do that anymore you got to cut. back on the ice cream I'm chilling now. right now still I was curious not just. curious that's just the photos then oh. my then she decides to go through my. text messages with my ex-girlfriend from. from like two years ago like two.
girlfriends ago because just to. reminisce you want to know why M do you. want to know why why I want to know why. i' love toar the closure that I never. got I never got closure oh my gosh you. weren in a relationship but I was. watching it and I had we knew we knew. all y'all did was argue that's all that. happened the relationship was like. watching a train wreck happen and I was. but like over and over and over I always. wanted to know what y'all were texting. especially when you guys went long. distance you guys were always just. arguing and I was like. I wanted to know what was happening.
that's what you were on and I was on a. Lifeboat going bro your boat's sinking. you're like no it's not it's fine we'll. repair it in just a minute it'll be. great it sunk listen should I have done. it no and I'm sorry. m i mean done it you can't just like do. it like multiple times and then mtip. times I'm sorry I've done it multiple. times multiple times he'll go through. your phone too both of y'all bro if. somebody's phone is open if you leave. your phone open he's going through it. you don't know someone until you go. through their phone you don't you might. think you know someone but you don't you.
have no clue it makes you feel better I. didn't just scroll through recent text. messages well just to make things fair. oh that was almost cool but not quite. cool oh the the crazy part is though. it's like I said you don't know someone. until you go through their phone and. you're about to go through the phone and. you're not going to find anything oh man. I'm already loed. out so Qui you know our password I. couldn't remember. it why didn't you just ask no listen I I. apologize Maverick that was the old me.
that was last week that was last week. like what anyways can I defend myself. about hitting cash that one time um yeah. go for it go ahead and try she still. hits me but no I don't you're literally. going to make the I'm sorry I'm sorry. she doesn't hit. me literally I'm going to have like. freaking the FBI show up my door because. everyone's going to be like Kate Baker. abuses her husband no she no I don't she. doesn't anyways the reason the reason.
being was I was a curious gal and we had. been dating for a month and I was like. oh I might as well go see because I knew. y'all need to remember that cash and I. had like talked for years and we were. always talking and always talking about. how we wanted to date each other but he. was too busy working so we couldn't and. I knew he was talking to other girls so. I was like well I might as well go see. what like what other girls he was. talking to and I found that bro and I. was mad like you knew I talked obviously. to girl I want to know what you were. when you were single but you were like. stringing me along still but that's. besides the point I just wanted to know.
what kind of things you were saying and. I remember what made me mad mad enough. to go wake him up from his nap What made. me mad sleep n no what made me mad was I. remember I always would wait for him to. FaceTime me at night I would like text. him like oh like I'm going to bed like. just FaceTime me whenever you can and. sometimes he would FaceTime me at 300 in. the morning cuz that's when he would be. going to bed and I would wake up I'd. have school the next day I'd wake up and. I'd talk to him cuz I wanted to talk to. him bro this is before you're dating. correct this is before we were dating. yes so he would FaceTime me every single.
night every single night he FaceTime me. after this is before you're dating yes. before we were dating no but you can't. that's just rude so if anything all my. facetimes were charity work at this. point list he didn't know you anything. then there would be every once in a. while there would be a night where he. didn't call me at all and I'd wake up. the next morning and I'd be like huh and. then I'd be like sad all day because I. didn't get to talk to him I find out. that one morning at like 6:00 a.m. he. texted me and he was like hey uh we were. out we played video games all night I'm. going to sleep now.
Li liar liar pants on fire is what you. were uh I just Twisted the truth a. little bit he went he I found the I. found that same day I found it he had. been texting a girl he was like hey I'm. outside at 6:00 a.m. play video games. okay we're about to run up some Apex and. then I saw the text like a few hours. later and he was like Hey so good like. hanging out with you yeah we got a lot. of Dubs okay bro yeah so then I was like. I I felt played because that was only. like.
thaten you were kind of played you were. played that was like a like that was. like a month or two before we started. dating so it was like only three months. ago I was hurt anyways silly silly Me. and Everyone told me to stop talking to. cash but don't act like you weren't. talking to other people too that's. literally called it's called the talking. stage for a reason talking oh to. multiple other people yeah what about. when I had my very first concert I found. this out yesterday yesterday yesterday. listen I had my very first when we had.
our very first concert we had our very. first concert ever in Texas right and. you thought you'd invite your crush I. thought I invite my crush you know show. off a little bit yeah no you were not. and then okay homie make all the other. guys jealous there was no other guys. there it was all girls okay to make her. jealous see wait wait actually only. girls came yeah I mean it it was girls. only event no I'm. kidding no there was dudes it's just a. lot of our fans were like girls yeah.
like oh anyways um okay before my. show she was hanging out with another. dude the same day same day oh no but it. I kind of forgave her a little bit. because the night before the show I was. thinking I. was so we were each doing it and dude I. hang out with this girl I didn't know I. never met her in my entire life you guys. are such bad influences I know don't do. what we did yeah don't do it I I was I.
was like I just turned 16 and I had this. girl on messages I don't know what I was. texting her on never mind the girl of my. entire life she was like oh come hang. out or whatever come hang out I thought. I was going to walk through the front. door of this girl's house no no no she. was like you got to climb onto my fence. climb onto the roof walk around go over. the house in the roof and come to the. other side so I I was like 1: a.m. I. climbed the fence I climbed on to this. girl's twostory house climbed all the. way around the house to the other side.
and then so you're like you're like wait. what fence I think I'm on the wrong roof. you're out there just climbing roofs. knocking on Windows hello I had to go. through this really funky window and. then I was like why didn't I just go. through your bedroom window and she's. like my dad nailed it. shut oh my gosh this girl got a problem. he had me hanging out at home waiting. for him to come around and he's going to. freaking meet up with delinquents who. have to have their Windows bolted shut. to be fair I literally thought I was.
just going to hang out with her and I. was going to go through her front door I. did not know I was going through her. backup window her backup window cuz her. first window was Bol she didn't tell me. that in the description to get there. that's crazy the first window will be. nail. CH you must find the way around oh my. goodness well how long did you hang out. with that girl uh they were just friends. guys and girls can be just. friends no I uh I just that night I. never saw her again well no like I mean. like how many hours specifically were.
you at her house I don't know like 4. hours oh that makes me feel better that. seems friendly you were at my house for. a long time do y'all think guys and. girls can be just friends no dude no way. yes no we've seen it right here you guys. hate each other yeah listen Okay when. you're okay I think that if guys and. girl oh this is such people are going to. get so mad guys and girls can be just. friends. but ug what are you going to say but. what are you ugly.
is that what you're going to say I was. going to say one of you one one of them. always likes the other one I'll say that. yeah there not ugly but one one of y'all. someone's definitely liking the other. one yeah there's tension there and. there's like especially in a. relationship like there's no need for me. to go be friends with guys that cash. doesn't know well why you got make this. like a relationship advice we were just. asking a question well because you if. guys and girls could be just friends and. I would have guy friends too that. weren't your friends that's not true. because I don't think guys really like. hanging out with girls that's cap I.
really dude you hang out with her all. day I tell her this every day all the. time I tell her I say k isn't it weird. like guys and girls they only want to. hang out with the same sex like I only. want to hang out with dudes except no. you hang out with her all day well if. you let me finish try to get you to hang. out with. Mez I said guys only want to hang out. with guys that's all they want to do. yeah and L it's the like their girl and. then like the girl they're going to. spend the the person they're going to. spend the most time with in life they. want want to be a girl but every other.
time they go hang out with anyone they. want a dude yeah isn't that weird no. what do you want me to. explain I'm good but I'm saying you you. hang out with dudes and dudes I'm sorry. no dude is straight up front with the. girl that's not a thing straight up. friends with a girl they like her no d. of like I'll say this that's that's not.
quite true I I am just friends with some. girls they like you yeah they do like. you but you also okay M no no no you say. like there's there's a like there's this. maybe I mean she's like 65 so I hope she. doesn't like me just friends with her I. hope she doesn't like. me yeah daning sometimes and being a. Sheila we we'll go get uh private dance. rooms and do practice together remember. that's what I'm saying practicing. dancing is not being friends I'm saying.
being friends someone you would hang out. with him buy them over to your house. like no I'm not Sheila's I love you. Sheila I'm just you ain't coming. over well no Maverick will come back. sometimes she got candy in her purse. Sheila definitely got candy in her purse. Maverick comes home from dancing. sometimes and he's like guys this girl I. danced with last night she has four kids. and she's on her second. husband like some like literally what. does this have to do with anything you. just dance with like show how weird you. are 50y old women who have four children. are you doing I'm do look look look you.
we talking about you know what I was. thinking while we were s talking. Harper's actually looking older oh my. gosh I know no no no no because Harper I. was looking at our videos from when we. first met and cash night the other night. we're like she's literally grown so much. in like Maybe not maybe not like upwards. you just look older I do you look more. mature um okay before I started you. started to talk to me about Harrison and. I said hold it let's talk about it on. the Pod what's up uh so yeah we're. talking again of course okay who would.
have thought like yeah I'm you're just. playing games with him at this point no. no he's playing games with her no. there's lots of games being Play Harper. it doesn't matter if y'all are talking. it matters if he's talking to other. girls or not no he's not he's not I feel. like you're playing oh no no no no no no. you know what I've started not to. believe things other people say cuz I. need proof obviously like obviously if. like if Paige said oh yeah cash is. cheating on you and me like obviously. you would be like You' be like oh that's. like no no no he's not I need to see.
proof yeah right so I don't think I. would believe it well I wouldn't need. proof cuz I would know it's not true any. yeah exactly so I'm not I'm going to. cheat I would never cheat I was waiting. for it bro no no but literally like I I. I if somebody that has watched every. single piece of podcast and Club video. we've ever posted you get it and. somebody please go collect all those and. I would never cheat make a montage yeah.
I want a montage of couch saying he. would never cheat harer does it count as. evidence if he's like you know with you. and he says you should go cuz I'm going. to another girl's house that was like. before we were stared that was so. Halloween that was in Halloween but we. started being a thing we started we. started being a thing a week ago oh my. gosh okay so wait wait wait you're. telling me y'all are a thing yeah like. what about the other girls we're talking. all the other girls he like wait like. boyfriend and girlfriend no no we're. talking but what about the girls uh the.
other girls he just ghosted them Harper. hold on do you really think yeah you so. just to clarify the talking stage MH for. me at least it doesn't exist I'm talking. to multiple girls okay until we like. have that DTR where we're like the. talking stage definitely exists when. you're in high school for sure well. we're not dating cuz he hasn't asked me. to be his girlfriend but like we're like. not What If he if he did what would you. say I yes duh I've liked it.
for I've liked it for nine months like. no. literally I don't like Harrison because. why I want to have him on the Pod. because the kid is but I don't want the. girls here I just want me and you to. interrogate him yeah no listen the kid. is cute and he knows he's okay I should. say that actually hold on yeah no Harper. than you think a little kid cute I never. said that Cas 14 James Charles. Scandal bro no listen Harper that's how. you get off his PR list by the way no I.
love him I un following you on Instagram. that's weird listen I should probably un. add him on Snap who oh my go 14-year-old. s James Charles Scandal I only add him. on Snap because he said he had a boat. but he does not have a boat so you were. going to use the 14-year-old boy I told. him that boat I said do you promise you. have a. boat and and he was like yeah and then I. show up he takes his pinky promises. seriously don't say I I promise he you. have to stick your pinky out I did that.
I did that pink promising and then I. showed up to his house I had a SE and he. lives on the lake a jet ski people don't. know what to see do I had a jet ski I. drove to his house cuz his house is on. the lake and I'm on the jet ski and. homie homie's in a paddle. booat a paddle boat and right next to. him was a nice boat and I was like can't. we take that boat he's like well I that. my parents I was like I I turned my jet. ski right back around and I went back. actually I went back to my side the lake. no way Kidd no what I was saying is the.
kid is good look there's not really a. good way the kid is um he he looks not. ugly he's a handsome boy handsome boy. and uh he know he knows he's a handsome. boy yeah and so he he just keeps playing. all these women. and know heed W what w what do you mean. I almost remember another 14-year-old. doing the same thing no no not me not me.
K remembers right oh I sure do remember. I remember a boy that was goodlooking. with millions of followers behind him. too so he so what I'm hearing is a huge. Advantage everyone here thinks I'm. good-looking nobody said that actually. everyone I said good looking everyone my. point was going to be you had followers. and so girls were just trying to get. clout not anything to do with you being. hands my fans found him by the way they. know that she's har because you said you. said we're going to call him Harrison. yeah but they found him wait his real. name is act I'm so stupid.
no I really thought it was. har the real name is one letter. off okay. got well actually it's like. wait I can't like like wait wait so do. your fans leave like hate comments and. stuff no they like him wait so he. literally is getting clout. for I figured it out I have a qu oh. never mind literally oh my gosh delete.
him from your contacts right now because. he's no because he literally is like. okay finally I'm getting my followers. I'm getting my followers and then and. then and then he's going to be like just. kidding I'm done and then yeah he's gone. forever well he barely has any followers. he like 3,000 no but he then then you're. going to date and then you're going to. post six talk with him and then he's. going to get followers I was there. Harper I did the same thing I said lots. of followers I'll date you but then you. never get out of it oh wait I'm kidding. I'm kidding wait a second hold on I'm. just happy that she's acknowledged that.
I gave her all her. followers yeah well I remember she got. mad that one time yeah I said Kate I get. I made you famous no you called me a. paid actor uh that was. improvised no no that was actually word. for word I can acknowledge I can. acknowledge that the only reason I have. followers is because I started dating. cash Baker thank you that's all I wanted. her always said that I've always said. that no but you know the thing is he. texted me he said the only reason Reon. I'm not dating you right now is because.
I don't want to hear no it's because. people will think I'm using you for. cloud Harper oh he's so pure Harper yeah. Harper yeah yeah that's an excuse yeah. that's not good enough no because the. only reason I'm not needing you now is. because you don't I don't want to use. you for clout um he can date you and. just not have you post about him Harper. you better to lock him in before. Christmas break gets here no yeah he. said he said he wants to get matching. PJs and stuff so oh that's good news oh. matching okay so my question. um are you allowed to have a boyfriend.
yes have you had a boyfriend before yes. in sixth grade no no okay but that's. like sixth grade like now you're in high. school like now like would your mom and. dad allow you to have a boyfriend yes. would they like allow y'all to like go. out on. dates nope what absolutely I can't wait. to have Harrison on the Pod. oh the episode though if if Harris we. got to figure out if he's good enough. for for our. daughter yeah I basically your daughter. I spent 24 hours that's what it feels.
like little sister I don't like daughter. it not it feels like daughter yeah it. feels it feels it feels almost like. daughter I mean I'm like I'm literally. like family years think about it when. have you ever sat down with your sister. and been like oh you're getting so big. and I recognize. it because I don't have a little sister. I have two gay dads what what y right. he's married oh they're Brothers sorry. guys we're literally related Two Dads.
but since since since y'all are brothers. and I'm your daughter it's therefore. y'all are two dads why would you say not. gay they're not gay wait oh they're gay. happy like happy that's I was I thought. I thought we were talking about it's. it's dead Time of the Season oh my gosh. yeah you know the song it's like I'm H. I'm gay I'm the the Christmas Chistmas. no I know what I know what you mean it's. like it's. like no my gay. apparel gay.
app every time every time I heard that. song when I was 10 I was like it's said. g when you heard that song you sang that. song buddy huh I know I was always like. why are we s gay you know we have aist I. know why we're doing it but everyone's. doing it wait what y'all have a. Christmas song yeah like like Santa tell. me if you oh my gosh we do have a. Christmas song Go stream you just sang. it well I thought. you I thought you were talking about. when we were like nine and we were like. doing it with the with kids other kids. no at the nursing home I'm going to play. Harper just part of it you got to hear.
how crazy this is we this like jam we. have we have a Christmas song that we. were paid by Sony to hop on like their. track or their Sony was putting out a. kids like pretty much a Kids Bop. Christmas album and they paid us to hop. on like their album as like a kidsbop. person it's not kidsbop it was Sony's. version of it and they paid us to like. be on the song so we came on the song. and then they just randomly gave us a. random Christmas song and we sang it and. I don't like it and they got the. I'm so sad that this is out this this.
this song is actually not good at all. it's like is it like the embarrassment. of your career it's our worst song we've. ever done well oh my gosh oh no you guys. are going to have to pop this up on the. screen and they like made us wear. outfits and dance a certain way and they. were like make these faces yeah what's. with. the they made me do. that the yes yeah. turn it off turn it off turn it off oh.
yeah y want to hear Kate's first kiss. let me tell you real quick it's not with. cash this one's. wrong tell my first kiss story no I'll. tell your first kiss story you don't. even know my first kiss story okay you. can tell the actual kiss but let me tell. them the leadup so me and Kate are. talking okay wait no listen what did I. just say I'm going to tell the story. cash and I had known each other for a. couple of years and we on and off would. like text and FaceTime okay yeah and we. were like 13 14 11 12 yeah we met really. young we're talking I had a Samsung.
phone at the time exactly I had a. Samsung so I had to get on house still. liked him I. know I I had a Samsung and still was. risen do you know how much of a turnoff. it was to have to house party and not be. able to FaceTime so I was you're lucky. house party was trending at the time. yeah house party was trending so we're. on house party and I don't know if you. guys have ever been on house party but. it pretty much just puts your facetimes. on blast it tells you who people are. FaceTiming and everything so K's like.
all right cash I got to go to bed um. I'll see you later. bye-bye all a sudden she's in another. house party with some guy with some guy. don't say names okay I won't say names. we'll call him Nick we'll call him Nick. and he she's in a house party with Nick. and I was like that's. weird because you're supposed to be in. bed and for some reason I didn't think. much about it but anyways then did we. just stop talking is that what happened. no no no what happened guys are so. different than girls go she's in another.
house party with another guy okay went. to bed list what happened was I had. forgotten to lock the room cuz you could. lock the house party groups you can't. see who you're you can't see who's in. House part so she was trying to cheat. but she was miserable I wasn't cheating. we weren't even dating yeah we were like. 13 you were you were like. psychologically cheating no no no listen. I was I had just started eighth grade if. you weren't cheating then why would you. why would you try to lock the party in. this happened when I just started 8ighth. grade and I was trying decide I was like. okay I go to school with this guy I.
really like him a lot but I also really. really like cash but cash lives in. Oklahoma and I see this kid every day in. science class so I I weighed my options. and I said obviously the smarter choice. is to go with the guy that lives here. mhm and then she but she didn't tell me. her choice she just kept playing me yeah. I just I kept going back and forth and. next thing I know she uh is dating this. guy right and then she I didn't know. that yeah and then she then she kisses. him right no listen no yeah and then can.
I at least tell my first kiss story okay. yeah go ahead first kiss story picture. this after an eighth grade volleyball. game my mom after an eighth grade. volleyball game um we're standing. outside waiting for our parents to come. pick us up eighth grade I feel like. that's so young it yeah it was I was. like barely 13 I had like just turned 13. and it was like the beginning of eighth. grade year and he like like we're like I. see like um his parents pull up or. something and he like kind of like side. hugs me CU you know we're in eighth. grade and so side hugs me and I look at. him and he looks at me and he goes in.
for a kiss and I swerved my head because. I was like No and then and then he. literally was like I was about to kiss. you and I was like no really. oh and then I just looked up again and. like we went like oh and that was it and. then I went home and I like I thought. about it I was like that was so beyond. awkward and I've never said it out loud. and now I'm saying it out loud and it's. bringing back the awkwardness so that. was my first kiss during that she was. playing me and then once they broke up. she came running back I did well like in.
like when she was like. 14 because I was still dating him oh. yeah oh my gosh yeah my first kiss she. was. dating not your a cheater I told you. she's a cheater not your first kiss are. you kidding me listen oh my first hug. his first. hug wait dude I can't even remember my. first kiss you're like my first hug no. it was a long hug how wait how long do. you think this hug was I mean 4 hours. what hour it a 4our hug okay I I need y.
I need yall to understand so I Cash's. cousin is my best friend she's been my. best friend since I was like six slow. down I'm sorry so eth grade 8th grade. spring break I'm still dating the same. guy that I left cash for I find out cash. is coming into town over spring break. and I'm like heck yeah and I'm like. shoot I still got a boyfriend but and I. was like heck yeah I'm coming into town. and I I actually I didn't know she had a. boyfriend so. so then uh that night I'm laying in bed.
with my two best friends and we're all. about to fall asleep cash had come. downstairs and was in the bedroom like. talking to us and um he was like sitting. on the edge of the bed not sitting he. was on the ground on the edge of the bed. where I was laying and we literally like. two girls are asleep the other two girls. are dead asleep and we start like. flirting with each other like it was. awkward flirting this is like dead. middle of the night like literally like. 2:00 a.m. like the parents are asleep. nobody knows this is happening my two. best friends are sleeping in the bed. next to me cash just lays over me and we. literally just sit like that yeah I just.
put my arm over her like this and he's. on his knees for like four or five hours. I was on my knees by the bedside cuz. there's three people already on the bed. and I'm just on my knees for 4 hours. just hugging her like that and I I. literally in my head I and he knew I had. a boyfriend too I did and that's why I. didn't kiss her cuz I was like she has a. boyfriend but also she has a boyfriend. why is she 4our hugging me right now and. then so I was like I was like hoping. doesn't really sound like a reciprocated. hug though I was hugging him I was. loving it like literally I remember.
being able to hear our hearts like. pounding I remember that too it was loud. I going off what kind y'all have like. some euphoric experience. hugging literally it was like it was. like the the Avatar people and you like. connected yeah and so I was like really. I remember hoping like that you would. kiss me but I was also like but I still. have a boyfriend like that's not right. yeah that's the only reason but then but. then when he got up to leave in the. morning because my uh my friend's mom. was going to come wake us up cuz poor. guy. oh he doesn't I don't even I he never.
yeah obviously never told him cuz like. we broke up like is this Nick's first. time hearing about it probably and so. then um cash like gets up Nick. speculated and he and he kisses me on. the forehead and he walks out and then. like the next day I told my two best. friends about it and I was like yeah she. was like cash has so much RZ yeah he did. havez think that's Riz a 4our hug he. like that's like the opposite of M at 13. yeah 13 that's pretty in the middle of. the night first of all someone needed to.
be guarding that I don't know how that. happened what the door yeah like some. need to be at that door because every I. was at my uncle's house and he was like. guys upstairs girls downstairs and he. thought the he thought the stairwell. just disappeared he it magic like him. saying all right guys you stay upstairs. girls you stay downstairs cuz it was. always like a full house like it was. always like there's always like 20. people there yeah there's always like 20. people like hanging out like a bunch of. guys a bunch of girls at like 13 14 15. years old so yeah and so. I but anyways morala story me and that.
uh guy from eighth grade ended up. breaking up like two or three weeks. later and that's case Kate's first kiss. Harper listen I don't think I feel like. you and this Harrison guy yeah I feel. like you're you're cutting him too much. slack I feel like he's not I going I. don't mean to cut you off I just feel oh. he made a Tik Tok about you oh that's. adorable listen I don't I don't I don't. wait I don't think he's taking this as. serious as you are no he is is he mhm. mhm is he really no is he because he. will be he will be publicly humiliated.
if he's not well no we're not going to. public publicly humiliated we're not. going to but someone else will no who. who me yeah you yeah I I will no oh okay. no don't publicly humiliate anyone well. I will if he no you won't you'll turn. the other cheek does does Harrison go to. church yes mhm he went to church with me. once so it's romantic I'm kidding he. didn't who lies about I was waiting for. I stared at her that was crazy I was.
waiting no cuz I I'm planning on asking. him one so no but he does go to church. yeah he does so okay I just I just I. really can't get past how much money you. are spending on him that's what really. that that's bothering me still you want. to know you want to know I got a story. for you Story Time well what do you want. me to do c scra let me go in on details. on this I know all about this Harper. listen I spent thousands of on girls oh. and I tried to tell them thousand oh did.
I try to tell how how many how much. money have you spent on your wife not. much very. much not very much no no no the. difference is she's my wife he was doing. it for girlfriends yes listen Harper I I. bought I literally helped buy cars for. girlfriends I helped that that can't be. good man yeah I I uh clothes dresses oh. my gosh Harper one time Rings he was. looking at dresses they were like $400. dresses and we were like what do you. doing that for like why are you buying a. $400 dress he was like oh I'm just going.
to like take her out to dinner and it at. dinner did you hear that at dinner one. one he bought dress for on top of that. the dinner was going to be like one $200. which also I'm completely against by the. way um I don't know why any human should. ever spend more than I'll give you Max. $50 a plate Max $50 a plate I mean like. special like WRA let didn't get drinks. ew your butt in that yeah what you don't. like my butt no I actually I float in.
that chair let me tell you something. just like it's supposed to if you ever. go on a date so two people mhm if there. is two people and that bill is ever over. $100 many times that's happening you got. scammed no you are scammed and G got G. no you're got scam you have been got by. the restaurant restaurant and they sold. you they said come to our restaurant. we're fancy we cook the steak better no. they don't cook the steak better list. you got to understand I'm not go my.
girlfriends have been got and they enjoy. that so I would take them out there okay. Maverick how much you ever seen me go. there by myself how much how much is the. most you've ever spent on a date like. like beginning to end like everything no. no no no like like a restaurant like the. meal like the whole build I want to hear. I want to hear a date too I want to hear. both prices first start off with the. meal on a meal probably like. 250 for two people for two people how. you spend that much without getting. drinks you get steaks you get dessert.
you get an. appetizer that's easy yeah it's it's. really not that hard when you go to a. nice restaurant bro we've be sitting at. a highrise looking over the city on like. the edge of like this glass building it. be nice pry ni yeah yeah I mean I guess. I mean in Las veg my family had pretty. nice dinners and like we we try to treat. oursel right your family's rich Harper. that's different M no no listen Maverick. if you spend. $250 on a dinner. you realize you could have went on like.
four five dinners yes but to the girl. the girl listen like I said me. personally I'm totally fine going to. freaking Starbucks and just getting a. lemon cake and calling in a day right. it's a it's a it's a lemon loaf okay. well whatever okay I actually had one of. those yesterday but the the girl loves. the girls just always love to get. dressed up it makes them feel special. makes them feel important yeah it does I. get that I do I I like 100% it's for me. you got to this is why I'm married say. what you're about to say whatever it is. I hope I I hope I I hope I'm right she.
said she gets it so no I get wanting to. get dressed up and go out to a nice. dinner and feel. special and now no no no but I wouldn't. be like oh I need a new $400 dress for. this dinner I need it no I say we're. going to spend $200 on dinner you. wouldn't but imagine cash shows up with. a nice dress and he's like hey put this. on but you weren't like that it was she. wanted the dress no I I did that that. she didn't ask for the dress no I feel.
like Kate wouldn't like that either. though okay well one because I have a. concept of money I can acknowledge that. a $400 dress is absurd and I don't need. that for one dinner I would say what are. you doing return that but if you pay. with math it's a lot cheaper or I mean. if you pay with the what's called No I. just I just know that I have a lot of. expensive dresses in my closet that I. hardly wear yeah and I would say cash. why would you need that why do I need. that like I have so many dress this girl. had a lot of dresses that's what a. normal this girl had like three closets. full of dresses. Hill like it was probably really not. necessary I want to take it back I'm not.
talking about the dress but it didn't. make her feel good I'm talking about the. meal the dress would you feel satisfied. Kate if I took you on a date and we. spent $250 for one meal I would feel. really guilty honestly that's what I'm. saying I would feel really bad just I. didn't feel guilty that steak $250 oh. $250 for a steak I surprised my girl. yeah think about think about how far. that $250 could win Africa listen I want. let me explain this to you all right all. I think Africa my and pre dat you ever. watch Mr Beast pH empathy Channel okay.
all right for real I listen just to get. perspective like that date in particular. I don't even know if that was my most. expensive date I've went on but that. date was about $300 for the dress okay. and then picked her up and we valid the. car so that's another like 20 you Val. the car that's another oh my gosh you b. l a. car I mean I why would you not walk bro. because it's A Long Walk yeah they do. that on purpose three blocks she got.
heels on and it was cold it was Winter. take them. off three valet in a car is wild whoever. pulls up to the Val go you know whoever. pulls up to the valet and goes I'm going. to use it no I'm going to use it do you. use valet only a few times it's. different for me if you're unloading for. my birthday for an event okay yeah. unloading gear I'll I'll pass I'll pass. do it if you need it cuz you have like a. bunch of stuff down unload for a walk.
homie walk no ma'am I get I get you want. the whole night to feel special and. stuff yes all right so listen so we're. $300 in for the dress then we got then. we got uh we got a reservation at a nice. restaurant which Val the car 250 was it. Perry's I think this one was Perry's yes. 250 300 550 so plus ballet 560 no no no. there's more so we're at like 550 and. then 560 wait 550 already well we're at. 2 we're like 300 for the dress we're at.
like 200ish 200ish for the all right 250. for the meal and. valet okay that's probably about so then. no that's about yeah 550 okay and then. and then we went to the. movies so the date goes on yeah so then. that was probably like another like the. movies the movies and then and then you. know I I I splurge at the movies like I. love the movies the movies is 50 for you. the movie about the experience for you. so that's another 50 bucks at least 600. 600 but what about the gas it was an. electric car so we're good there um well.
yeah he charges at he charges at my. house so I pay for half his gas yeah and. your wife uses half the water. Andric all right so six hundo uh let's. see not sorry I didn't mean to be like. your wife that was wrong continue that's. pretty messed up yeah six six something. so we're at 600 I'm trying to think if. there was anything else I don't think I. bought her earrings or anything for that. one you know the most I've ever spent on. a date. I don't even know how much how much what.
I would I can't even think about like. our most expensive date is cu I don't. think we've been on one I think we've. only been on a normal date well. hillside's pretty expensive it's like. it's like $15 a meal oh yeah that's like. I thought it was a nice ites feel nice. does it feel nice feel we go in and. we're like this is like a it feels like. a highend restaurant every time we go in. there the first time I went there with. my family it was like right when it. opened I was like whoa this must cost. like $100 per purse and like yeah no. it's only like $15 yeah so normal but it.
feels really nice in there let me put. this in perspective for you you paid. that much for one night yeah that was. literally a 5-day Carnival Cruise for. one person oh and you're trying to tell. me it was. special it was about the experience I'm. just say listen it was a waste of money. okay yeah listen first off first off and. you're not even with the girl look. that's that was probably what I was. getting to is big the money I've ever. seen that's the whole point to bring it. around full ccle pay you back did she.
pay you back full circle you're spending. too much on Harrison because listen here. at least you're using your own money. right yeah I was I didn't have the. decency to do that I was 13 years old. and I was with my 13-year-old boyfriend. and I found out he was getting me a. James Avery ring and it was probably. like was it him no oh it was it was. probably like a 70 80 ring and that was. like really nice when you're in eighth. grade like what 13-year-old girl needs. an ring like that from her boyfriend so. I was like Mom like I have to match this.
I have to do I have to do better but I. had no money and I got him like an NBA. jersey that was like $120 and I didn't. have any money and so my parents paid. for it and my mom was like we really. just like can't be spending that much on. boyfriends and stuff and I was like but. we have to that's so guilty well because. I literally was like cuz it was like oh. he's going to make fun of me if I don't. spend that much or he's going to like. talk about it to his friends and I was. like I don't want to be embarrassed and. my mom was like What if we got him. something else that's like not as. expensive and I was like nope has to be.
a has to be a jersey and then we broke. up you know but you got him to Jersey I. still got him it was like that's crazy. cuz I remember recently you got cash a. jersey but that was my own money but. then yeah with your own money and then. he thought it was too expensive so yeah. okay all right okay okay Kate randomly. surprised me was it it wasn't for my. birthday or anything right was random. yeah K randomly came home and surprised. he left for a week and I was like I'm. going to surprise him well and we were. dating yeah we're dating I left. somewhere for a week come back Kate.
randomly surprised me with a hockey. jersey and I've seen this hockey jersey. at the store and I was like I've always. told K like man I want that Jersey but. it's way too expensive how much was the. Jersey it's like $200 it was like $200. 200 and I always told her how much I. wanted but I was like I could never. spend $200 on a we didn't have a shared. bank account at the time we were still. dating it was not we were dating and. then I come back and she gets me the. jersey and I was like. oh you you spent $200 on this jersey and. I was like thank you so much he was not.
happy he was like he was like a thanks. and then I asked if we could return it. yeah we and we returned it why because I. didn't I I I know I know it's pretty. messed up someone got you a nice gift. and you just because because I didn't I. didn't I just like I was like $200 is. way too much for a shirt on the contrary. I wish I wish my girlfriends were like. that yeah Mar was always like throwing. hundreds out I SP bought like half my. girlfriend's car like yeah me and K went. back and we uh we returned the Jersey.
cuz I was like $200 like I don't I was. like I'm not going to get $200 worth. from this shirt from wearing it I was. like I'd rather go spend $200 and go get. eight shirts like I'd rather go do that. yeah and but that was also before I was. really like I don't know yeah and then. because of that I noticed something I. was like hm Kate does not have a concept. of money so I was like I got an idea I. was like I'm not going to pay for her. anymore which is something you should. catch on to yes yes never pay for women.
yeah don't pay for women big. scam no but I always paid for everything. for Kate when we were because when we. were dating like I'd always pay for the. dates and everything blah blah blah and. then I got to a point where we' go we'd. be going through a drive-thru and I. would say we need two orders and I make. her pay for hers and me for mine and. sometimes I would make her pay for mine. oh oh that's even more crazy I mean. because because I wanted her to know. about money. because she never had a job but it. sounds like you just took advantage of. her you're like and then I made her pay.
for mine no i' make her pay for mine. sometimes or instead of splitting it I'd. pay for her both of us and she paid for. both of us old she was like 15 16 okay. that makes sense but and she was like. you she was getting money from the. internet and I was like I don't feel. like she has a concept of money and she. hasn't had a actual job but you didn't. have a concept of money cuz you were. like spending $800 at the mall every day. yeah when he was yeah when I was when I. was your age that's why I was like K. can't be doing that because I went. through that phase where I blew my money. and I so much money I know I would go to.
the mall drop like $800 you guys seen. those like machines where there's like a. bunch of money flying around you try to. grab it that was Cash's wallet but it. was just coming out wait wait did do you. regret it a lot oh yeah yeah definitely. that's why I didn't want her to go be. blowing money cuz she's making more. money and she's never had a job and she. didn't understand what money was yet cuz. she was young so I was like she's got to. understand what money is I agree and it. did teach me I was like dang this like. spend this money he tripped up the. stairs again yes he did we saw no way. bro Alex is always tripping up the.
stairs Le once a day it never fails okay. but to bring it back full circle you. don't need to spend that much money. especially on someone who's not your. boyfriend also that's crazy yeah no I I. know from personal experience yeah yeah. yeah yeah maver got maver Maverick got. scammed harder than anybody else did. yeah I I have a thing beautiful women. want something and I'm just like sure. I'll buy it I'm complete opposite I'm. like uh no not if it's money that's mine. you got have to find something else but. actually like an investment or a.
liability cash you make yourself sound. so like genuinely you sound like so rude. on the podcast people literally people. are like does cash really act like that. no I misunderstood I'm misunderstood I. first off famous birthday Cash Cash. don't talk like that the podcast I'm. misund what do I talk like off the. podcast like a normal person I think he. talks worse actually. no yeah I feel like I'm censored on here. but I love the flattering words no when. I was um the other day I was I set my. phone up and I was taking a video I was.
taking my makeup off and cash just. starts talking about how if I got shot I. would be more protective because I have. breasts and he doesn't and I was just. like you think a breast going to stop a. bullet. 100% no I was I was just talking in our. room and then I get on Tik Tok later and. she posted the conversation and I was. like you were filming this I didn't know. and I was scroll on Tik Tok and all I. hear is do you think your boobies would. stop a bullet I was like I was like why. would you post that but the thing is I. saw a Tik Tok I saw Tik Tok where a.
breast implant implant like was crushed. by a car but it didn't get crushed let. me tell you something wow if I'm going. to shoot you in the chest MAV would you. rather throw a boob on top of that or. you chilling right now I'll take the. boob yeah you take you someone in the. comment section was talking about how um. someone they knew had gotten shot but. because she had a boob like it was like. millimeters away from her heart and it. would have killed her if she didn't have. it mat didn't okay hear me out you know. how girls get breast implants what if we. got like breast implants no what if we.
got like bulletproof vest implants. that'd be very heavy like ABS what yeah. like bulletproof. abs like bro shoot me my. abs just that' be crazy like metal ABS. should we do it ex to break the skin. that would hurt it would still hurt but. like you'll be okay that is true but. you''ll be You' be very front heavy or. he metic you could just get a. bulletproof vest and just put wear that. all the time and then people see it like.
this way it's like you can pretend like. you're dying like oh no I'm shot gotta. yeah and and then act like you're dead. and and then grab the gun and then shoot. them that's what I'm saying yeah um. we're going to start off with some. dating advice here so we all post it on. our stories for dating advice so who. wants Kate you want to start I'll. start what's that what's that La for. this one makes me laugh how do I know if. he likes me or wants me dead what the. how is well how is that a.
question okay actually the actual. question um did you just make that up no. that was somebody actually said that oh. okay wait hold on I'm sorry for whoever. that is I I I I really do hope you. figure that out but I run yeah but I'm. going to go fig out I'm going to go with. you once he dead if that's a question. okay first question is when doubt Walk. It Out ooh okay that's oh he used it. walked it out all all right sorry oh. okay first question should girls make.
the first move no yes no I got a theory. I have a the I have a. theory okay go I'm next kid just say. okay listen so I think girls should make. like the first like 2% move yes just to. give the guy like. the and then and then the guy should. make the first happens first move like. the girl should make like like the. little like ey flicker or like the the. little stare the gigg something like. that or like a little touchy to let the.
guys know the girl should do like a. little type of thing like that and then. the guy should be the one to make like. the actual move you agree yeah no if a. girl comes up to you and she starts. talking to you it's like oh you are I. guess it's just easier cuz like as a. girl I feel like every guy's interested. in you you're girl as as a girl it's. easy yeah as a girl. easier y'all shut up a girl every guy. wants every girl but not every girl. wants every guy but not every guy wants. to keep every girl that get here's the.
thing a lot'll talk to and the. conversation a lot of guys like the. ideas of like the idea of these girls. yeah but a lot of guys the girls don't. even like the idea of them yeah listen. there's some girls I'll talk to and well. I'm trying to think of a time I've been. rejected but but you don't. get this guy just said don't get. rejected over what about you don't get. rejected what about what about the girl. you dm'd and she never answered. you I don't think she saw it she saw.
your video at least technically I did. you tag yeah technically this is your. fault you guys want this is actually a. funny story what's the girl's name Addie. Kate no don't okay. bleep it doesn't matter it's on my. Instagram or my Tik Tok that's what I'm. saying all right M DM this or M was. dming this girl he's like what should I. say I was like let me see let me see and. I grab his phone and as I grab his phone. I accidentally call him or I call what. are y'all doing oh I accidentally called. the girl on Instagram you have really.
hairy. armpits okay Miss miniature Edge. Sharon oh no that was a that was a maybe. Mr rat face like chill out old news. Harper old news that was actually a. straight violation okay anyways the. story M's demon this girl I grab his. phone I'm like let me see and as I grab. the phone I click call on Instagram and. M calls this girl on Instagram and when. you call someone it's in the log it.
stays in theog delete it Del deleting it. missed call M was like you messed. everything up you messed everything up. and then we kind of thought a way to. like make up for it so we just we just. texted back I guess you're busy oh cuz. we thought that might be a little funny. but she still hasn't answered I guess. you're and then we like you know what. we'll make a Tik Tok about this cuz it's. hilarious and she's still. but one day I'll run into her and when I. do one day and like I'll I'll figure out.
if she's actually someone be interested. Harper I don't know let what what kind. of questions did you get let's see here. so I screenshotted some and circled them. let me see here sorry sorry sorry okay. wait pull your mic a little off your. face like down no like down oh down okay. there you go D okay so basically number. one what do I do if my friend told me. her dad but I know she's lying her mom. told me oh god um.
so what what do you mean so har like she. has an answer already Harper acts like. I've been through this before listen my. friend my friend same this happens a lot. listen this happens a lot and I feel bad. for you but if she's lying she's a liar. get her out of your house oh wait that's. so true if someone's lying about their. dad dying they need psychological help. to don't be friends with them yeah like. my dad died that's like weird you guys. have any real dating device that you. guys oh here's here's here's some um oh.
that's not I guess no read it read it I. want you to read smiling why she smiling. how to know if someone likes you for. your personality or your body oh are we. talking personality you can just tell. are we talking no. personality uh I would go for. looks that that's what I. do no way I'm not joking I go for looks. no way she just said like I'm sorry if a. guy is really funny I think he's funny. hey you're my friend but if he's fny.
Harper hey Harper I respect that cuz. unfortunately for me I had to go with. personality that was a. joke that that was a joke that was a. joke she'll be back will she she's. standing right she just dabbed she just. dabbed out of. frame go I see there's no winning that. Harper said looks everybody laughed at. her I said personality everybody was. like wow that's me so you can't nobody.
laughs at you I'm so I'm kidding wait. that was rude no like I mean like I mean. like nobody laughed at that no cuz Kate. is pretty and I would marry her yep. things are yeah no I'm saying you said. you would go for looks and everybody's. like wow that's so bad Harper and I said. personality and everybody's like wow. just hilarious everybody I thought both. were like kind of funny I think it's. funny rigged question I guess it was. kind of funny wait wait what was the. original question go for looks or. personality I don't know if um they like.
you for looks or your body or for looks. or personality I guess like whatever. they about yeah is if if I would say if. somebody likes you for your body then. they're going to want to like say like. look at they're going do stuff with you. that's how you know they're not going to. say that not going to say that cl cl. just ignore just ignore what did she say. just ignore just ignore her we'll tell. you later she uh if if they like you for. your body I would say that they're going. to try to like physically be with you. like AA like kiss you no I mean like.
like I'm talking like the guys that like. show up at 2: a.m. they're like you up. they show up at 2: a.m. what are they. trying to do well okay no everybody stop. this conversation no I'm saying I'm. giving my advice if they if they want. you for your body they're not going to. want to spend time with you without. actually doing intimate stuff like what. like kissing kissing oh my Lord stuff. like that we're keeping it PG here yeah. like kissing anything else um but no but. if they like your personality like they. genuinely enjoy spending time with you. and they'll ask and they like I don't.
know if all y'all know this but cash and. Kate did not kiss for pretty much their. whole engagement that drove me crazy we. we. kissed you crazy it made me so mad it. was weird man it was when finally kiss. it felt like she was cuz she came over. every day and filmed with us it felt. like she was our sister and then all of. a sudden at their engagement when when. they proposed oh they didn't kiss they. kissed at the no we kissed at the. proposal but we didn't so cep.
yeah and then like I just did that in. front of my oh my gosh yeah my sister K. my. brother it was not okay it Weir we did. like when we cuz we were filming a music. video when we got engaged so after cash. proposed we were like okay we got to get. a couple of shots for the video so cash. and I like had a quick little make out. scene but we just got engaged not not a. make out it was a make out. it seen the clip babe we're like suck I. know every time I watch it I'm like. that's why did we do that I think it in.
the it was very like it was like I. literally when I first saw the video I. was like my dad watched this yeah it was. my dad was there my dad dad was there in. soorry actually I would hate that if my. dad like saw me kissing somebody or my. mom well I was getting married six. months later so they have bigger things. to worry about yeah it my favorite. scene okay well now we just sound like. now keep that on the deal here's the. thing is that MF just said well they. didn't kiss we didn't but now we just. sound like we just didn't like each.
other or something and we also sound. like liars because the other podcast we. were telling about our first kiss when. we were dating okay yeah now we have to. explain it go ahead we we we were kiss. okay when cash and I first met we kissed. we were like when we were like 13 we. started kissing each other and what did. we call you kissing Kate that that was. my name my name in Cash's family was. kissing Kate my dad was like where's. kissing Kate anyway so then cash and I a. few years later we start dating and for. probably about the first three months of. our relationship we kissed and about 3. months in we were like you know what.
just as a boundary for us we knew that. we wanted to wait till marriage before. we did anything not that we thought. kissing was bad it was just that kissing. always leads to other things so that's. why we decided we're not going to kiss. what sorry what did he say nothing. continue so we just decided that if we. stop kissing then we're not going to be. doing other things that we don't want to. be doing so we just stopped kissing and. then we kissed when we filmed our music. video and we got engaged and then we. didn't kiss again until we were married. yeah and then we kissed on our our. wedding day and we haven't kissed since. nope no not Kidd I'm kidding obviously. we kiss yeah but no now now it sounds.
confusing. cuz he just RI up the music video P out. the music. video there it. is it's so bad can we get in slow motion. no we don't need it in slow motion can. we make the playback speed slower that's. kind of scary try not to swallow each. other gosh I I dropped my motion you can. do that slow motion here we go can you. all tell that we nice.
oh that's I mean get it I guess it's. still. going look at it and then it goes to. dancing on a car just got can you tell. can you guys tell that we hadn't kissed. each other in about eight or nine months. yes I was just looking for my gum that's. all I was doing no yeah so that's why. we're not I think that that sounds. confusing though and that people but. anyways have you ate your first kiss yes. oh oh I didn't think I thought she was. not going to answer it I okay okay so I.
was it with Harrison yeah oh God oh God. no y'all don't tell my mom don't tell my. mom your mom just literally stepped out. for like was actually I was Mom just. stepped out I ask you I went to ask you. before like if there was anything that. like you wait why are you saying this on. the Pod if you don't want your mom to. know well she's not going to watch the. whole thing I mean I let's hope not yo. har har you mom if your mom sees this um. maybe cash and I just talking about our.
first kiss experience will make it. better when she hears your her mom's her. mom's going to be like watching the Tik. Tok and it's going to be getting close. to like halfway in or wherever the thing. is and's going to like pull the Wi-Fi. around nope um not yeah I know no but. like it it was awkward like it was like. a like a weird and it was okay it was. the day before my birthday I was like oh. this is perfect blah blah blah I. remember that day oh we wao we knew that. day I forgot yeah I remember when my a. na sweatpants and my red shirt I was. like yeah I look so good today blah blah.
blah and no not actually but like I. thought that I looked so good and then I. went to lunch or no dinner with my. cousins and my sister and me and then. they showed up out of nowhere I think. they were like tracking my location I. was like uh what's going on guys cuz I. remember I turned off my location when I. went to your house and I turned it back. on and uh like um Hardy and. Harrison and uh H um are we using their. real names now no no. anyways uh I think that was their real. name no no I don't remember their names.
I mean but um and then yeah so after. that happened it was kind of awkward and. then they went to my birthday party and. it it was just crazy and then they never. talked to me again my gosh wait after. you kiss Hardy he he still talks to me. and H Hardy's cool he's currently ha. right M yeah I actually I mean I don't. really know him that much but from that. comes on the seos yeah he was on the SEO. with us oh one La Fin playing basketball. with us wait was it all three of those. is who we're talking about yeah I think.
one of those was the one oh I know. exactly who we're talking about I think. I know who Harrison is cuz I look at. Harrison I'm like he's definitely. popular the short one. Harrison har said it that day yeah I. think he did I think he was like. yeah yes oh my gosh wait har he did tell. us he ratted on y'all so hard was he. like yeah he came over no literally this. is what he did Harper this is what he. did he was like yeah bro like I kissed. and he. like okay bro always like this and then.
I was like we're not that we're making. fun of you it's funny but he the one. that was freaking out on the SEO yes yes. he was the one freaking out he told us. we were like where was it and he was. like Ben and Jerry's yeah it wasit your. first kisse was at V Jerry it was in. front of it not like in it but like and. then the worker was like w. r and he he also like asking what flavor. you got you're like let me just let me. just show you. I got some strawberry you want to taste. it I would cry if someone said what. flavor you got and then that was the.
response oh my I would me too I'll tell. you my Shady thing this is I feel really. bad about this so as everybody in their. mother knows cash and I liked each other. for years and years and years except. apparently it wasn't very mutual because. cash refused to date me but so yeah. actually playing hard to get we're going. to we're going to talk about cash years. which works it doesn't work we did come. to the conclusion last night last night. we came to conclusion if a guy just. ignores a girl he falls in love with her. or she falls in love with him if a guy.
just straight up ignores her she likes. him more yeah that's I never had more. girls like me until I decided I'm not. dating yeah it's a blessing and a curse. man and then all of a sudden everyone. Everyone likes me I'm like guys no no no. that was very humble you I'm not dating. I'm not wait say the story K so when. cash and I were in like Middle School. remember I had like my middle school. boyfriend and then like cash and I. cuddled all night one time and I was. like yeah that was a messy story you can. watch like the first or second episode.
where I talk about that anyways so after. me and that boyfriend break up I'm like. hey cash like what's good and so we kind. of talk for a little bit right then two. weeks away from getting my braces I'm. pumped I'm like cash has never seen me. without braces like I'm so excited for. this a couple days before he like ghost. me no more like literally did not talk. to me he left me undelivered forever and. for like 6 months he did not talk to me. and so I that's just rude moved on not.
really I thought about him like every. second of every day and it was really. embarrassing until finally one day we. started texting again I don't think he. was thinking about you yeah I know he. wasn't anyways so uh the shadiest thing. I ever did though was once after that. six-month period of cash just not. talking to me and then we like started. talking like on and off like at least. once a month cash would be like oh we. got to stop talking we can't do this and. I'm like yeah and then like we talk two. days later yeah why are you sleeping. sorry I'm just trying to get my butt. cheeks rest oh okay oh wow so anyways. anytime cash would be all like oh like.
we got to stop talking I was like okay. I'm heartbroken I got to get over it so. I would like go add the there was like. like probably like two or three guys. that I would just kind of text to make. myself feel better and the second that. cash started talking to me again I cut. them off like that and so I felt really. bad though good idea no it wasn't I feel. bad because I think one of them like. really liked me and this one time I was. really upset because cash had called me. and he was like hey I'm going to be in. Dallas tomorrow you want to hang out and. I'm like absolutely you know I will. literally any any day anytime anywhere.
oh my gosh I know where you're going. with this I'll say it cuz I'm way faster. oh she hung out with a guy I don't know. she talks really fast she she hung out. with a guy the night before she hung out. with me and never told me but I also. hung out with a girl the night before I. hung out with her and never told her and. I think y'all told the story last time. no we did this twice oh my gosh and so. yeah but this guy I I like I felt bad. because I was was up super upset because. I was waiting for cash to text me she. did the worst thing a girl can do when a.
guy goes to hang out with a girl you. know you know what she did what' she do. she talked about me the whole time oh I. did I was one of those girls and so I. was like crying and I was like he said. he was going to come hang out with me. today and I'm just so sad so fast and he. and he literally just like listened to. me rant and then to make it even worse. I'm like literally mid- breakdown and. cash says hey I'm going to come pick you. up you ready and I'm like yeah and all. of a sudden I'm like better like that. and this guy he's like texting me and. he's like oh my gosh like are you okay. okay I hope you're doing better or. whatever I ghosted him for the rest of. the night because cash was coming to. pick me up and for like the next 6 hours.
this dude was just like oh my gosh. everyone looks so bored. what he was like no one was interested. in your story she's just been talking so. long even the two people in the audience. were so days staring he was staring at. the wall I saw him over he's staring at. the wall oh okay it was a good story are. you. single oh oh wait what what the heck. does that what does that.
mean what does that mean are you talking. to. somebody I mean like I feel like it's. like yes no I'm not like looking for a. relationship situationship yeah yeah. same. yeah yeah same I feel like a. situationship we're not together but. y'all are just like iffy maybe maybe. we'll be won't yeah lowy just like play. around.
like you just you keep your options open. now har doesn't do nothing she's lying. to you I do okay so number one there's. this one guy we're going to call him. George I was talking about him yesterday. George so I does George know we talk. about him on the podcast is it wait is. it the same as Nova Harrison knows we. talk about him on the podcast do. Harrison get mad oh no he likes it he. loves it he's like oh yeah Harper talked. about me on the like. so so yeah so Harrison was my first kiss. um yeah as you can see I have r no I'm.
kidding I'm kidding okay so so Harrison. and then now I'm talking to this guy. named um I'm not going to George yeah. and he's GNA like he's going to so. Harrison and George are going to be. fighting for you yeah no no I'm kidding. no no so like uh what's his name how old. are you 14 you're 14 yeah so man I did. not have this many I did not have this. many guys when I was 14 no I have two. but but there could be a third and a. fourth yeah there could be a fifth you. know but does your mom know you kissed. Harrison yes yes yeah after the podcast.
she grounded me. but she no saying she didn't ground me. you I think I had my first kiss when I. was 14 yeah yeah I was 13 I was how old. was that 15 15 16 16 yeah wow wow mine. was at a dance. competition it was oh my gosh was it on. Dance Mom's no was it like backstage. what do you mean not when was it at a. dance competition yeah it was at it was. at Nationals was it like part of the.
dance no but madie's was remember that. episode of the she kiss that one guy. like and she like wiped off her mouth. and ran away yeah yeah I. remember but no I think we were at. Nationals like so Nationals is like a. week long right so we were in Vegas and. he was like do you want to go get ice. cream and I was like old oh no my first. gift was in front of an ice cream shop. oh me too really oh my gosh that's crazy. it might have been fro yo actually but. you want to go get ice cream after this.
oh oh um still trying to get that first. kiss try to get the first kiss so yeah. keep keep telling keep telling that's. all I got in front of an ice cream sh in. front of an ice cream shop really that's. crazy how romantic yeah yeah I guess no. like mine was like a dare and it was. like like just like that I think mine. was like that too but wasn't a dare but. it was like that I think everyone's not. yours but else everyone else was like. what do you mean not his uh.
oh oh um what we've told this one before. remember no we never have told yours. actually we told mine my first kiss was. with you we told that didn't we yeah. except it wasn't a first kiss it was. like a three-hour Makeup Session as your. first kiss that was my first kiss what a. learning I'm like what a learning. experience oh I had already had I was. doing you like you were. I was teaching him you were like I know. exactly what I'm.
doing you were 15 uh yeah that's crazy. and you were. 13 12 no I would have would have been 13. or 14. 12 I mean just so y'all know like the. adults in the house did not condone that. we definitely like went behind their. back you have to sck around to do that. kind of stuff abely for sure isn't it. crazy that they've known each other for. like 20 years 20 how old do you think I. am you think we're all 30 har no I know.
that thinking everybody's 35 I swear no. um but like for like 10 years right it's. probably I guess so yeah about 10 years. that's crazy um yeah that's so crazy I. mean I it couldn't be me yo what's good. Jake paulers it's haror here and I'm. with uh Maverick and a Dallas Cowboy. cheer leader and they are on a blind dat. if you can't tell they have two. blindfolds on her name okay maybe all. right all right so what's your name. again it's Claire yeah so yes uh we're.
with Claire and M um so they're going on. a blind day as you can tell and I'm. going to ask them questions uh yeah okay. so ask a question Harper wait I'm so. lost wait did you know I'm a Cheerleader. no that's yeah I yes I've been doing. cheer for 5 years Harper you're not are. you dating her yeah you're not no no. okay fine fine fine wait wait wait are. they supposed to get to know each other. and then take the blindfolds off yeah. okay I guess did you say you're on the.
Cowboys yeah all right what's with the. blindfold that's kind of that's kind of. kind did you know um that sucks to lose. the playoffs every year doesn't it okay. number one number. one oh no that was mean well hey I I. love the Cowboys and this is why you get. I feel the pain no girls. yeah I say maybe I should just leave. yeah no okay so number one um did he. know Maverick was a cheerleader I did. not yeah I did for I did competitive for.
just like and he did it for one of his. girlfriends oh wow no that's now his ex. no no a chill arbert okay and also sh I. did that to meet girls and also Maverick. one Maverick one manned me in the grass. so um yeah he can so he can one man you. oh okay so basically I'm a little scared. to do that no no no you don't need to be. scared so Maverick is a flyer um yeah.
uhhuh he. yo he does heel stretches and extensions. and stuff it's crazy for sure and I just. have to say y'all are perfect for each. other like and Maverick has been. desperate for the past nine seven. perfect for each other name five things. about Claire uh she's a cheerleader mhm. she uh she is your she's a ag. yeah.
yeah yes um she oh God I'm trying to. think she uh so that's a good star hard. that's a good that's a good you know. I've only known her the bars on the. floor I know no you should just zip it's. fine I think you should ZIP okay fine. you ask questions you ask questions. since I'm this bad I like Harper asking. question though she's entertaining yeah. this is great all ma' you ask a question. yeah um oh gosh how old are you I'm 24.
okay how old are you 22 oh to he's. younger oh that's I am that's not a. problem I'm very I think that might be. problem I'm old for my age don't don't. worry mature for your age or old. definitely not mature for his age he no. he me me and him like we we were trying. to do p wet yesterday. yeah I did wait you did what yesterday. pure yo I got four in a row though what.
is that you got two in no I got four. okay fine fine four yeah that's kind of. a lot it I was pretty impressed too who. taught you that a ballerina ballerina. yeah what what ballerina are you. cheating on her what hey yo it's a blind. day it's okay they're not together yeah. this is like to see if there would be a. second date so are you guys even going. to take the blindfolds off or you just. going to get to know each other oh yeah. they haven't seen each other yet um I. don't I don't know you tell me Harper. what do you want them to do yeah you're.
the one leading them so I I um yeah so. what I want them to do is I want um huh. uh okay I'm trying to I want them to. hold. hands okay wait. holdit what hey yo what are we in fifth. grade Harper oh wow okay w yo yo I can. feel symmetry is is there chemistry. Harper.
chemistry so it's even yeah it's so it's. even that's funny and Symmetry and uh I. it's even okay and also chemistry okay I. could feel I could feel my the the two. hands made my heart race so so your. heart rate yeah so it makes sense. honestly yeah like boom and then and. then like when they're like going so I. think y'all should take off the. blindfolds okay okay three two.
one I kind of pictured you as a blonde I. think just the cheerleader the. cheerleader thing I thought oh okay. styal blond wow you blue eyes uh oh. stuck stuck my oh yeah you do oh no wait. can you help me stuck in your earrings I. know yeah it is here let me get it out I. can't see it oh gosh here I do have blue. eyes though yeah oh there you wa you do. yeah is your hair colored or is that. natural um it's pretty natural I have a. little bit blonder hair naturally but.
yeah my my hair is just naturally red I. can tell good so what are your thoughts. Claire on the blind date on. math go not why I'm here kind of Co hair. I mean oh let's go um would you say. cheerleading is like like a sport stop. Maverick you're going to offend her. Che it's wao yo no a touching subject I. know it is I've seen this fight happen. so many times I do think okay so.
technically I'm a dancer I know you're. like a Marquette or not a Marquette but. like a uh a trying to think like a a. dancer but like you know like at high. schools how there's like like how. there's cheerleaders and dancers like. you're more of the danc I'm the dancer. yeah yeah so I don't do flips or. anything do you stun no we we're like. fullon dancers but they call us. cheerleaders because we hold pom poms. football team but we it's a little. different I do think you have to be.
athletic oh what about your love life oh. yeah my love life um it's been going. good I well I don't that I take that. back I don't know if it's going good or. not the last week how do I say this. without the person knowing just say it. get on Harper that's always Harper if. you're the person watching this listen. listen we love you can be yog. um Yogi it's it's my fault I'm bad at. communication all right so I think I.
think I accidentally went on a date oh. you accidentally went on a date yeah I. didn't mean to but this this girl kind. of opened up to me one night and then I. was like okay um yeah you should come to. church with me on Sunday and uh we can. we can talk some more uh after and she. was like okay so she was like let's get. lunch I was like okay cool we'll get. lunch and then just meeting her at. lunch and it kind of felt like a date. y'all tell the stories the slowest.
possible okay it kind of felt like a. date is that you want me to talk yeah. talk like Harbor straight to the point. man it felt like a date I wasn't sure if. it was a date or not and then it comes. time to split the check oh and this is. the point where you're going to know if. it's a date or not wait who was this. don't worry about it it Yogi it comes to. we get to this point where it comes time. to split the check and like I don't mind. paying for my friends food I do it all. the time I love I love taking my friends. out to eat so I genuinely wouldn't have.
cared to pay for her food but I didn't. want her to think it was a date so the. lady comes up and the girl says can I. get a box and the lady says. yes how many and then the other and then. she said can I get the check also and. she said yes how. many me I said I spoke up I was like. this this my shot to make sure is not a. date I said two oh oh gosh that's that's. not the lady goes two boxes got it and.
walks off I was like oh no Frick okay. well oh so what happened so then I paid. for the food and you paid for the food I. did bro be a man put your foot down it. was. like oh cash how to do that to me one. time I didn't know what to do so yeah. all I know is if I'm paying for the food. she ain't taking home the Box yeah I'm. definitely taking the Box home if I paid. for it like listen you ate what you ate.
but the rest is mine you know what I'm. saying also what type of girl wants to. walk out of a date with just like a. bunch of chicken wings like I'm going to. eat these. later I I felt I felt kind of I didn't. here's the thing it's like I actually. enjoy hanging out with her but like. we're just good friends like I I don't. was it there's nothing romantically. there yeah I had to put Kate on a budget. Le he did he we were dating or engaged. or I don't know we I think we were. dating I don't know but we knew we were. going to get married so like we like we.
knew our money was going to be shared so. we like didn't really care and I was. just we were just using the money. whatever right and then she started. using money oh she started using money. she started using money swiping it a. little too often you know what I mean. yeah she started swiping like. swiper Swiper no swipy and I was like I. was like this guy chill this guy chilly. chill chill you know what I'm saying. nope you know what I'm saying I don't oh. m a quick back story MAV one time. commented on his girlfriend's post baby.
my gosh let me just say it he said baby. chilly chill chill that's what his. comment it was not inside joke it was. making fun of you it was not dude he he. comes up with a new no he comes up with. a new strategy every time to deflect. from this that's what he said and that's. it anyway that's not true. anyways I'm swiping the card too much. yeah she was swiping the card and I was. like yeah I was like oh my gosh I. thought it was my Shopify going off but. it wasn't.
oh and I check it and I was like oh dear. lord I started praying right then and. there welcome to marri life maybe it'll. the card about the Cline maybe and it. didn't it kept accepting no and. bro she used so much money can we get a. number um do you have a number I don't. it was a lot it was a lot of money and I. was like okay plot twist it was like 80. bucks I was like all right Kate we're.
going to have to um budget here and I. was actually instead of budget I got a. great idea how about you use your own. money was our separate accounts I had. like my high school checking still and. we knew we were going to get married we. knew our money was going to be shared. whatever oh y were still dating but I. was like Kate you got to learn cuz she. was like 15 years old I was like Kate. you got to learn how to spend money and. she was like like yeah I probably should. learn that cuz I don't really value. money or whatever and so she like I know. how to spend it really well I'm really.
good at. it so yeah then I then like I cut a. point in our dating relationship I. didn't pay for anything ever again whoa. she paid for everything yeah that's not. for M like we we'd split everything. because like I wanted her to like learn. the value of money and like her it was. her bank account with her money that she. earned to get it and then when we got. married it was no problem so you taught. her a lesson I taught her a lesson wow. wow. one time we went into Hollister I. thought he was I thought we were just. shopping with that credit card was.
unaware that my credit card was app I. asked her do you want to go shopping at. the mall and she took that as yes like. me offering do you want me to buy things. sounds like that literally like oh you. want to go shopping yeah obviously so I. go into Hollister and I pick out a top. and I'm at the check out and I'm waiting. for him to pull his card out and I. realized that he's not and I was. like oh. he's not pulling his credit card out to. buy. this that's so funny that sounds so bad.
but listen and then you know what she. said she said she told me this like two. weeks ago we talking about the story she. said if I would have known that you. weren't buying it I wouldn't have got. the top cuz I didn't like it that much. no I did like it I did like it but I'm. not even joking she only liked it if you. were buying it no I did like it but not. a whole lot but I still liked it but I I. bought it and as we were walking out of. the mall I went back in the store and I. returned it oh. so you just returned it cuz I didn't buy. it for you yep oh but I loved when you.
bought me stuff it was so special I was. like oh cash bought this for me yeah. like I love when people buy me things no. one's buy me there's this girl that's. our waitress and then what. happened no she was waiting on us and. and I was like this girl's personality. is kind like she was just kind of funny. and like and I was like all right and so. I just say one little thing at the table. I say that girl is kind of cute Kate I. said oh yeah she is Kate was like this. is my chance this is my chance I G to. take it I have to do something I have to.
do something I have to play. Cupid so she takes her phone I pulled. out my bow and arrows bro she takes her. phone and she does one of those things. where she writes on it she's like I got. you okay yeah Cas pulled up so we're. just sitting there having a meal. enjoying ourselves and we kind of forget. it that I even said that this girl was. cute and all of a sudden Kate gets this. like awkward laugh like twitching. nervous thing I don't know what she was. doing she was. like we're like what and we look over at.
Kate and she's holding up a sign she's. got a sign up above her head cat can you. demonstrate I demonstrate didn't you. worry why did you screenshot it you had. the sign right there I know this is this. is what Kate. did oh from across the restaurant and. she's showing the wait waitress from. across the restaurant if y'all can't. read that it says my friend thinks. you're cute no way but like laughing and. yes like nervous about it you can tell. she's like nervous that she's doing this. she's like is this funny this I don't. know what's going on but I'm doing it.
I'm going to do it I'm out here fun and. then the waitress ceased from like no I. was nervous because I didn't want you to. tellall did drop it the second you. picked up the sign you dropped the ball. no she never had the ball no one gave. you the ball K was trying to pick up the. ball the whole time and the ball was. just not going in any so you're bowling. and you pick up a too heavy of a ball. it's like that's girl start starts. laughing cuz it's like a glass thing she. starts like laughing with some of the. other waitresses like yeah you can see. in the kitchen so then she comes out and.
all and this is kind of where cash comes. in yeah then she comes down and I'm like. oh shoot she thinks I'm the one that. thinks she's cute he's sitting next to. I'm sitting right next to Kate and Kate. holds the sign like this and then she. looks at me and I was like and then I. was like oh shoot shees me that's. terrible and then and then she comes out. and I took my ring off that day cuz um. what well we we were at the gym or. something and I took it off and forgot. to put it back on and I was like she. thinks it's me I got to tell her I'm. married so when she comes back to our. table I was like oh not me by the way.
I'm married and then I as soon as I said. that I was like I'm married oh shoot and. I was like I promise I'm married I. promise and my ring was on she's like oh. yeah sure okay and I was like no I am. married I promise it's to H oh my gosh. and yeah yeah that was bad and then and. then I had to get into my interrogation. because I needed to learn a little bit. about the girl before looking down at. the table like this not even making. nervous like shaking not shaking I was. just like you were making weird sounds I. don't know what she were making T's. looking out at the table like this and.
now she starts asking the waitress. questions she's like as she's just. trying to hand us her drinks and stuff. and then she asks this she doesn't ask. like a normal human how old are you she. goes are you of age oh my God and. doesn't even make eye contact with the. girl she's staring staring straight down. at the table she's are you of age like. but it's like it's it's more like this. it's like are you of age anybody have a. chi are you of. age why do I have to make eye contact. with her I'm not the one trying to get. to know her the girl answers first off. the girl answers how to do it oh what's.
up like how old are you not are you of. age listen I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to find myera wife are you age. so she follows it up with the girl's. like uh yeah yeah no no no she says no. oh yeah first she says no I'm not and. we're like what you look like you're a. age so much war and then and then she's. like yeah I'm I'm 20 no yeah okay we're. like Okay so of age and she was like Oh. I thought you met 21 we were like no 18. no have you and then Kate's sitting. there and she's.
like are you. single I said I said I said Do you. happen to be single and she no you did. the same thing you didn't even look at. her she's behind you and you're just. like yeah are you single yeah but I. didn't sound like some and she goes no I. have a boyfriend and then later we come. to find out the boyfriend is also a. waiter at the restaurant at this very. current moment yeah so he's there too. and then it just it all goes extremely. extremely downhill from there and she. was boyfriend was there her boyfriend.
was there she was yeah I have a. boyfriend he saw the sign when I H the. sign up she pulled her boyfriend to the. glass so he could peek through and see. it but I thought he was just the I just. thought he was a friend a chef yeah so. then she come we're we're talking to her. for just a second and she's like yeah I. got a boyfriend he's he's here and we're. like he's here and she's like yeah he's. right there and he was like hiding. behind the corner like almost like. spying. and cash is like it's okay come here. give me come here B it's give me B and. and then he finally comes out and uh.
they I guess knew who we were so it was. like yeah then it was even more Awkward. then they were like do you guys have a. podcast I was like no no wait so this. was recent yeah oh this is like last. week yeah yeah yeah what yeah so moral. of the story Maverick did not bag a wife. that night no moral the story is Kate is. a horrible wingman and I'm not well I'm. a great wingman I will not be taking. that. I am just going to keep searching until. I find you love please don't search from. where there it's embarrassing it's not.
fun don't search listen I'm going to. start every time we go out I'm just. going to start scouting yeah from each. of the ladies from each of the ladies I. want one what is one thing stop touching. your mic that a guy does that you're. like o that's that's good. good there's a lot probably I wear neon. hoodies no so. uh so for me uh something a good thing a. guy can do is um wait wait I thought.
hear that noise no stop do not do that I. actually wasn't doing that I genuinely. heard a noise but it's gone now it's. like like that or you K all right. anyways continue sorry sorry um I would. say a good thing he can do is um make. money o that's good that's that's a. great thing guys work on that I work on. that I didn't even have I didn't have to. go to college cuz I got married and I. got a husband who makes money so that I.
don't have to go to college. wow nice nice all right uh looking for. an out of college hopefully we got. better than make money I don't know um. it's like one of those Tik to it's like. how much money does your man have to. make seen those how much money do you. make I don't know like like okay so what. was the question what's a good thing. guys can do like a yes yeah opposite of. an. them being rich yeah. again and they buy me stuff and they're.
not I don't know like it like if you're. watching this and you're like oh like I. live like I live on the road like like. not a contender har but if you're in. like a mansion and well if you're oh. never this is going to get me cancelled. once again it really is no but like guys. she's only 14 I'm only 14 please please. she doesn't know anybody she's just a. girl yeah I'm just a 14-year-old girl. but go ahead what were you saying if. they live in a mansion yes if they live. on the road no oh if they're nice and.
they live on the road then uh maybe but. then if they're in a mansion and they're. rude then yes and if they're a mansion. and they're nice yes so so if they're in. a mansion that's an automatic yes it. doesn't matter if they're mean or nice. yeah that's good I like that and they. look good oh obious that's good thing. all right so Mansion or looks so we got. money and Mansion yeah money. Mansion okay you know like Harper or. Harley please please give me a the fact. are Harper and Harley so they both.
haveed hair I didn't even. real because I will say whenever we're. talking like cuz like we do a lot of. work with y'all whenever we're talking. about one of y'all separately we always. have to clarify wait there's only one. letter difference yeah it's just Harley. or nope n so I think you're wrong. definitely more than h a where's there's. no Y in her name mm- there's two. different. I don't really know I'm not good ne. ne it's like he'll be like oh yeah harly.
I mean Harper yeah it's like we mix it. up all the time anyways a guess not an. opposite of an ick for you um yeah they. have to be attractive like Harper said. but you know. I'm oh the money you know they have to. it's like if you like it's make me pay. for everything dude you suck this is one. episode I should have got the gold. shovel and they could have all held it.
and take a picture it's like it's like. the triangle you know one of those. episodes where that be cute that'd be so. cute we all have like a gold shovel so. yall are just gold diggers together know. those YouTube videos we're in it for. love you know those YouTube videos that. are like clearly fake and it's like wait. is that your Lamborghini and then the. guy gets out the gold shovel no no all. three get gold shovels. that would be so cute it's like a. triangle so uh looks money mansion. that's the same thing no looks money.
Mansion yeah money Mansion what's it. well I'll be forever. alone yeah you're. unfortunately what is it called opposite. of an ick opposite of an ick I know what. what is it yes money no I'm kidding uh. Hey Dad say I'll be real like if it's a. girl that's like not. like if she's like takes dating really. serious and she hasn't had like many. boyfriends then that's like nice there's. no baggage and it's just like wait.
hasn't had any boyfriends yeah she's had. like none say the guy that's been in. three serious relationship no no I agree. I mean I agree yeah like like I don't. want to have to deal with like. ex-boyfriend yeah if girl's like I've. had 12 boyfriends it's. like but if she's like oh yeah I'm 20. and I take dating really serious I've. never had a boyfriend I'm like oh like. one and I'm 24 it's like dating for. marriage yeah then it's like oh this is. nice you're a little you're too grown to.
not be dating for marriage someone. that's went through three long-term. girlfriends listen trial and error I've. learned okay you you literally say was a. green flag okay I'm a green flag you're. a red flag you're you're actually red so. why is yeah give reasons why Maverick's. a red oh no we're not I think this is. idea okay so one reason is he watch it. no watch it well he you don't have to.
hold back okay he gets no girls um. number two start off oh you know I was. at dinner last night with three girls. two he dances. dancing ladies love my dancing ladies. love when I dance you got to start. realizing saying you only hang out with. all girls is not a flex that you know. what that means you are that means. you're the best friend no that is not at. all one of the girls consider one of the. girls I will say I of dinner Maverick. also was flexing that he was with three.
girls last night but he started a fight. with all the girls I did not her. birthday we get into this red flag red. flag your M number another one he tou. his mic he part of the dinner uh we're. we're sitting at this don't say what you. said started okay so we we we were. waiting on our table so we're just. sitting at the bar waiting for our table. and they were talking about stuff and I. was getting kind of bored and I was like. okay and so then I was like all right. ladies how are you three going to make a. million dollars this next year what I.
was like let's talk something I'm. interested in and they were like money. yeah yeah the conversation didn't really. spark anything and then we're going. somewhere and I'm like y don't what's. controversial so then I said some. controversial things oh the girl. birthday party let's end it there and. yeah the girl birthday I had all three. of them pretty I don't know if they were. mad but I don't think they were happy. with me yeah I did apologize to the girl. that it was her birthday I was like hey. sorry but she was like I don't care. she's like it's just a conversation but.
oh okay if she took it well yeah wait I. want to do one what what's your hey wait. what are we calling them instead of an. ick let's call them a red flag I was. going to say turn on but I don't like. that turn turn oh green flags there we. go yeah FL I going to say lick but I. didn't think lick off like a like yeah. like a like we'll go with GRE FL green. flag green flag for not a lick my lick. about you let's see my green flag for a. girl is H be careful with what you say.
yeah cuz what you said earlier and Kate. didn't hear guys I have to go watch that. back let's see let's see oh if they cook. and clean oh you that's a green flag me. and Alex were talking about how we're. like single and we were thinking about. hiring a chef it's getting desperate. around here oh I don't feel y likes my. answer I cook. I don't cook I don't clean but let me. tell you okay never mind I don't. cook wait what song is that that's a.
dirty song I'm not singing. it I heard that wait it's swap. yeah that. is don't sing that nobody finish the. don't sing it girls uh anyways moving on. no listen I cook every morning we go to. the gym I cook I clean and I I do. clean stop going to start recycling no I.
cook breakfast and I clean up after I. cooked breakfast what happened to Nicki. that was Nicki no Nicki Minaj okay do. cat Nicki Minaj had a song that was like. what was her song let's not talk about. no I'm just saying her like the opposite. can we talk about anyone besides those. opposite of no the opposite of like not. cooking not cleaning she was like I uh I. don't know it was something like that. she was like oh. listen I like to think that I make a. mean breakfast sandwich so yeah yeah.
that's all I'm saying is I have marked. off two of Cash's green you make some. mean toast it's burnt every single. morning guys no bro every morning I'm. I'm like doing some emails or something. and I. hear what she's like I'm burning again. no every morning it's like an alarm. clock every morning I do burn my toast. and I have to try again you guys want to. wake up like 9:00 a.m. on the dot just. listen for Kate yell I'm not very good. at toast but I'm convinced it's our. toaster because it's not a good it's not.
the toaster it's totally the toaster. yeah definitely listen it's not my fault. yeah it literally is everything your. fault oh my gosh you know what let's. move on for my burnt toast what were you. going to say no I was going to ask well. MAV did you ever at one point in your. life have RZ oh yes like let me hear Let. me hear like like your first girlfriend. here I'll go first like let me tell you. a r story oh my God was single this girl. you're married dog yeah your wife is. right there yeah but she said I don't.
have RZ anymore yes you don't you've. been married a year and you've been in a. serious relationship for years let me go. back like four years here all right I. was like 16 and this girl is confessing. her feelings for me okay this isn't Riz. this is just mean I know was like. actually like okay he's just mean like. you guys think it's mean that was very. that was a mean thing to do to the girl. it's funny now you're making me not want. to tell the story no no no go ahead it. happened okay um so this girl is texting. me and she's like out of nowhere just.
confessing her feelings for me and I was. like what like not like I like you like. I love you she was like I can't I can't. like just be friends with you like all. this stuff did not expect this coming. like I okay like I kissed her like once. no I expected it but huh I think I. expected it I didn't I I I barely knew. this girl and she's confessing her. feelings for me and my friend Michael. is not the best influence but he had a. lot of RZ too and his RZ I was getting. RZ off his RZ no no no Michael had no.
Riz without you I mean we were. definitely a d my gosh imagine if. Michael heard you do you think Michael. would agree or do you think Michael. would disagree I think we had Riz. together yeah I think our I think we. were like a negative and positive mag. you guys like. wingmen negative and positive the right. wing you were the left wing together the. plane flew yeah we we were perfectly. rised together and this girl is. confessing her feelings for me. and I was like uhoh that's not what we. wanted to see today and he's like don't. worry just send eightball pool and I was.
like you think so you think so and he. was like yeah so this girl was confess. her feelings for me in a paragraph on a. text message multiple paragraphs. multiple paragraphs and I sent her. eightball pool like no response on. that's all I. said games and she never played me back. oh imagine if she like played you back. like today would you be like hey like. I'm so sorry I'm married. now y if she ever went back and started.
playing or may maybe you should maybe. you should follow up and be like hey I. noticed you like never played me back. can we get this game going I've been. waiting a while that be so funny four. years later and I'm very honest like hey. can we play soon that's so funny our. first kiss we had planned it out cuz if. y'all didn't see the first podcast I we. did plan it out I had I had like a. 13-year-old boyf. and um I was dating him so I was like. obviously I can't kiss cash but you know. we had had that 4-Hour hug and so then.
when um my boyfriend and I had uh broken. up I text the cash and I was like hey. when are you going to be back you know. and then we started planning it and then. our first kiss was just kiss we had um. we had planned it and I had to talk to. my best friend uh that was his cousin. and I was like listen girl like cash is. coming to town and we're going to kiss. and she was like okay come we're going. to. kiss down and she was like she was like. okay I was like can I like borrow your. bedroom to like kiss him in and she was. like No And I was like either that like. living room I'm not even joking me and. my other friend have a video we this was.
so bad we put her on the ground and we. pinned her down and we would not let her. get up until she said I could use her. bedroom uhuh and like we sat on top of. her and we were like yes that's a pretty. big thing to do me and Lily like pinned. her down and I felt so bad and I'm so. sorry Haley you did not deserve that. your and so then she was like okay fine. fine you can have my room for like 10. minutes and I was like no cuz like cash. and I like we couldn't like we never had. time to be alone we lived in different. states we saw each other like twice a. year yeah so we wanted to like be alone.
and so she was like and then we just put. her down again and we were like we need. I told her that she had a let us be so. romantic it was yeah oh my go and so I. put my best friend on the ground I held. her down and I said I'm going to need. your bedroom for like an hour and she. was like an hour for a first kiss well I. just wanted to like cuddle with him and. stuff too one time I was in a hotel room. with Michael again me and Michael. and we were there was four people so two. of the guys slept in this bed and two me. and Michael slept in this bed and the.
other two guys got up at like 6:00 a.m. and left for the airport so they get out. and they left for the airport and then. the maid comes in our room at like 10: a.m. and me and him are still sleeping. but we're both in one bed instead of us. being separate and the M com in well. because we hadn't woke up yet and the M. comes in and we both we both like lean. up and our shirts are off and we like. lean up and she goes oh my goodness runs. out we're like no no no no no and I. would got her I was like no no you're. good you're good and she's like no no no.
she's like walking in the hallway like. no no stop saying no stop saying no he. sleeping at for bed oh my gosh that was. a bad one too so the other day oh guess. what since Harper loves Maverick's RZ oh. guess what Maverick said to a girl oh no. what did I. say oh no he brought us know what he. said wait was this at the resort I know. one of my friends called me The Wizard. of Oz no one said that they yeah they.
did and I felt pretty good after that. okay listen listen they said it to Kate. Kate was trying to interrupt my Riz and. then they said wizard of all he said he. said let him cook he's the wizard of o. yeah he did say that he go let him cook. he's the wizard wizard of I can't say. wizard rard M was Snapchatting this girl. I was yes and don't you interrupt me m m. Snapchat this girl I think I know and. she wasn't showing her face so he says. he I wasn't no I said don't interrupt me.
don't interrupt the dude he texts back. he's like I got to see her face and he. texts back show me that pretty. face that one hurts and then and then. and then I got one more I got one more. and then the girl's taken too long to. respond so he sends a selfie of him. smile jesz and he's jesz and he said he. said yo did you throw your phone across. the ocean you take so long to. respond and then she thought that was.
funny I do not believe this from how bad. this is oh God no that's bad. show got beautiful face said yes yes I. said show me your pretty face but listen. this girl listen this girl I I wasn't. really she was just really pretty and I. wanted to show one of my other friends. and I was like yeah sorry dog I can't. show you a picture of her she doesn't. have Instagram um and she has an. Instagram but only has a picture of her. gerbal on it right oh that's a.
r I know not interested in this girl I. just wanted to show him a picture of her. cuz she was really pretty cuz you pulled. her I guess her you P maybe it was I me. I got her Snapchat so listen I was like. if any if I were single and any man. snapchated me show me that pretty face. immediately blocking. immediately and immediately throwing my. phone in the trash no that makes no girl. smile no girl goes really M the only way. to read here's the thing here's the. thing it wasn't my best move but it was. the only move I had because I I went.
through every we just sat there for like. 15 minutes trying to come up with a. Snapchat to get this girl to send a. picture of her face and then she takes. forever to respond why don't you say. what color your eyes are she would have. been like green with a picture of the. wall why don't you just say hey can you. send me a picture of you um I liked your. hair and I wanted to show it to my. sister-in-law she wants to dye her hair. like yours or something that's just no. that's just a random thing I said but. you could have came up with something. like that I just can't believe that you. all sat there for 15 minutes and all you.
could come up with let me see that. pretty show me your pretty face little. girl Harper yes you had Homecoming this. week how was that I did it was fun but. it was very stressful I got ready with. all my friends and they're so nice I. love them wait before you get into your. story oh he got me a shirt Joe did you. go into our closet. show it into my closet wait where no I. went into the laundry room oh those were. Cen clothes in there does my but does my. hat look better like this am I a front.
type of guy you're a back or you're. definitely back I always tell him back. but he never thinks back back what you. think I'm FR you're back not not a hat. type of guy not a hat type guy yeah man. yeah well I'm going keep the Hat story. so my home put your shirt on put your. shirt on buddy why do you all want my. shirt on cuz we're all we don't want to. see that you got like pepperoni nipples. wa yeah I'm a big bad okay you're. something what if we just took off our.
shirts Kate well let's not do that okay. tell your tell your homec story I'll put. my shirt. on three two oh you counting me down one. yeah she's going to give you swats I'm. not a dog three two one I got my own pce. sweetheart okay well my my homing story. it was fun so I Lov getting ready with. all my friends but um let's just say um. so before I was like talking to this guy.
um because he broke up with his. girlfriend and um Harrison who Harrison. no oh some guy um yeah just some guy. yeah what's his name make up a name um I. think you're in love with this guy. that's what I think hat hat a hat so hat. no um it wasn't Harrison and um. basically what happened was um so he. broke up with his girlfriend then he. started talking at three different girls. three different girls wow story sounds. familiar he was using all of us for. rebounds all of us for rebounds oh my.
gosh and um and literally so basically. one of um the girls that he's talking to. right now were're best friends we're. pretty close and um and what happened. was he so he so oh my God and so what. happened was and so he uh. normal show them who's boss Harper oh so. oh yeah so what happened was went to how. you put your shirt on it is on no that's.
like a crop top like pull that a little. too much I do probably look a little sus. you do not going to lie I'm not sus fix. your hat I think you look suspicious see. look I'm straight so Harper going. anyways um okay so after that um he uh. why you looking at me you guys are. stressing her out now y'all are. stressing me out all I hear over here is. um so's and so I can't even pay. attention Okay um okay oh my gosh okay.
so basically after that me and that me. and his the girl that he's talking to. right now are pretty close and he was. like making her very uncomfortable last. night and he and I was also there and he. was like hi Harper and then he he kept. like FL flirting with the two of us at. the same time but like he would keep it. in secret and then 2 days ago he kissed. this other girl H he's such a player. sounds like a legend to me no no he's a. player and he's mean yeah so that's my.
story M was at a prom and he wanted to. be cool and show off in front of this. girl and he did just show off in general. he backflip and he broke both of his. feet I did multiple back at the same. time actually broke them he went Bo. there was a Ser. broke he CRI C no you C I didn't cry at. all did you walk off like nope oh what I. walked off like it was fine dude shut up. you always try to make yourself sound so. cool I literally drove home on two. broken feet I was fine I acted very fine.
next I didn't even tell Mom and Dad for. two days the sweetest thing was one time. he was driving so when the boys were. moving from California to Dallas cash. had to drive his car I don't remember. this he had to drive his car this story. is 100% false oh what did he. do on the side of New Mexico and he like. picked sunflowers but he said that they. were super cuz sunflowers are like. pretty thick and they're hard to pick so. he had to like cut it with his key but. his key wasn't working anyways he put. them on his Dash in the car cuz he still.
had like in a good 48 hours before he'd. see me cuz he was driving from LA to. Texas and he came to me and it was like. 2: in the morning and I was sleeping in. his parents living room waiting for him. to get home and he comes to me with the. saddest droop looking sunflowers and he. was like I got you flowers out of New. Mexico I was like when were you in New. Mexico and he's like two days ago and I. drove through it and I was like a oh. okay all that to say I picked flowers. but dude you know sunflowers are the. hardest flowers to pick because they. grow from the Sun see he he wants to.
hide. them all flowers did you just say they. grow from the Sun like what do you even. mean you need go back in the school no. sunflowers that's first of all oh do. y'all know why they're called sunflowers. they follow the sun they follow the sun. yeah they grow from the Sun so they grow. stronger cuz they follow the sun yeah. you ever seen a sunflower that's made it. all the way to the Sun listen a flower. that's not pointing towards the Sun is. going to grow less strong than a flower. that's constantly pointing towards the. sun huh uh so I think it just has to do.
with photosynthesis I don't think it has. to just go pick sunflowers and you. realize I had to use my key as a knife. it's hard you can't just pick them up. out of the ground oh yeah I one time he. did that he brought he picked normal. flowers and he brought them to me like. off the side of the road and um they had. bugs in them but I never told you that's. the other thing about sunflowers they. got a lot of bugs by the time he gave. those on to the bugs were all dead but. this night he gave them to me and the. bugs were like crawling all over my desk. got a few little extra gifts. there I bought.
some so is that about it I called a girl. is and I said I said I said do you want. to go on a date I like use those words. like I made it very clear like this is a. date not just like hanging out as. friends yeah she said yes good I guess. she sounded excited okay was this was. this was this was this EXC. excuse me excuse me no let me finish. talking there's no questions yet this is. no talking let me finish my questions. then I.
said we we talk on the phone for a. minute we're like talking about when we. could do this sorry we're talking about. when we're gonna go out and she's like. okay uh I can't do this Saturday um I'll. text you dates I'm available I'm like. okay sick I wait like a day she doesn't. send me the dates I'm like okay well. I'll just send her a follow-up text. saying hey uh I'm free this weekend but. I'll be out of town when he gets closer. to Christmas so just text me over the. dates you're available yeah um no. response I'm getting ghosted was it the.
Dallas call cheerleader it was somebody. why do you keep asking who it was I. think it was her we don't know who it. was we don't know at all it could be. anyone I mean honestly I don't yes it. was her okay Claire is ghosting me yeah. she said yes to a second date and then. she said the blind date went so bad. Claire I don't blame you I really don't. don't blame her either I didn't see it. but what does it say what does it say I. don't know did you read it no oh never. mind I'll show you later oh um but yeah. wait I think I got it out.
wait do you think if I gave you. permission you could find me a better. wife than I could find myself I could. find Paige Paige. yeah I think I can track her down for. you uh yeah listen back to the we need. to drop the page thing no I'm not. dropping that till the day I die I'm no. listen me and Paige we've known each. other like five or six years we're good. friends mhm we're going to leave it at. that no y'all are going to marry each.
other no I could never date Paige for. the pure fact that she has kissed my. brother whoa what yeah that's not true. oh yeah I remember that when she I can't. I can't it would never true yeah I. really I really do wish you would do. that cuz I would have ammo on you for. the rest of my life anytime he'd get mad. at me I'd be like yeah well I've kissed. your girlfriend. so you can't have. that that's unacceptable you can't have. that no but wouldn't that be just so. perfect like that you and paig are best.
friends and you mavick our enemy no like. literally it would just be so fun no but. I am worried about for whoever map picks. because whoever map picks I got to be. like this with because if not that's. awkward listen me and their sister are. like this and the other girl's got to. come in and she's got to fit like this. and I'm scared he's going to fit someone. that fits like that. yeah like that doesn't go in he. definitely will what if I pick someone. and then her and my sister get really. tight and then you're the odd one out.
bro happen that would be crazy me L I. would not want to be around for that. nope that's not half guys I need a wife. we got to put out applications or. something yeah we got you someone make a. Facebook post a Facebook I can I make a. lot of on Facebook Market I bet you can. find some. Keepers I'm actually I take that up they. have a Facebook dating thing on Facebook. that's they literally have a Facebook. market for for single people that's no. no they're is absolutely you just scroll.
man is this still. available best. offer I go. 6 listen there has to be at least one. woman between the ages of 18 and like 24. that watches this podcast that is a fit. for Maverick and so don't reach out to. Maverick reach out to me because I have. to verify you before you go the approval. you're not approved by me in cash you're. not making the DM k your applications.
yes all applications go to _ on inst if. she doesn't answer just email her nope. I'm loog into the email you. canem don't. email first of all we walked in and it's. just and I said it loud where she could. hear yeah it's just all female. waitresses and Hostess and everything. they all they're all like young and Matt. turns as soon as we walk in we're the. only people at the host we there it's. just her her and US quiet she hears him. clearly he turns around and goes I like.
this. restaurant and we were like yo was it. Hooters or something no and I start. busting up laughing anyways we sit down. I was like M go talk to her he goes okay. and he gets up and there's three of them. there and I don't know what he said but. he had all three of them laughing and. giggling and everything and I was like. hm that's pretty good that's pretty good. so so I'll say his Riz level has. definitely gained since since then I do. remember when cash and I first started.
dating I was 15 and. we though we were private for a whole. two weeks can you hand me the water yeah. we were private for a whole two weeks. before a video of us accidentally got. posted but it wasn't and not posted by a. stranger Kate posted it I dropped the. phone on my that sounds so fake guys I. was like maybe it was fake no I swear. wanted to get leaked maybe she wanted to. be famous no because remember I I I. dropped the phone in my face and I was. like oh my gosh it posted and I told. cash I was like cash the video posted.
and he took the phone and he deleted it. wasn't it like 30 minutes later no it. was right then and there I was like oh. my gosh it posted but because it was. Snapchat you know how there's multiple. frames it was just a video of us like. laying down on like an air mattress. together or something like on the floor. of my friend's room and um I dropped the. phone on my face and the video posted to. Snapchat but it was multiple frames so I. freaked out and I was like cash the. video posted and so he takes his phone. and he deletes the the first frame but. he didn't delete the second frame and. then like 5 minutes later I was like my. phone was blowing up it was just and but. I my phone and it was on S and I reached.
up and I was like the amount of swipe. UPS I had was wild go yeah that was it. was yeah and so that's and then and then. we were public and I was being really. harassed by like 10-year-old girls. really really put a tall really was a. heavy weight on me oh was it it was I. was so self-conscious I was called like. I had hate pages and death threats and. people telling me that they were funny. they would morot were funny they try. they would try to make Kate fat and like.
more for. photos now they would even have to edit. I found a picture I took I took a. screenshot of this one comment because. cash had a couple she did not hear that. what no nothing nothing anyways oh my. God no um so hoko is coming up. homecoming if y'all don't know what hoko. is um but you know so do you have a date. no are you going to get a date I wish. what about Harrison oh no he has a. girlfriend oh my gosh no his. girlfriend's really nice though like.
she's really nice and she's really. pretty. but but um what do you miss him or. something. no no I don't oh my goodness are you. happy for them no oh. yeah but no so basically I have to tell. you something so if y'all go to my. school y'all know who it is I'm not. going to say my like school on here. obviously but if y'all go to my school. um ask me to hoco because I want a mom. and I want a uh sign you want a date.
yeah a feel everyone doesn't know what a. mum is I was going to say mums are so. weird bro it's a Texas thing literally I. lived across the border in Oklahoma I. never knew what a mom was I crossed the. border and everybody's like you want my. mom you want my mom m moms are mad it's. like a thing it's okay in high school in. Texas high schools there's these things. called mums I don't even how to describe. them I describe it it's like a first. place ribbon but bigger massive it's. like the size of that tree imagine. imagine you won first place in like.
what's like a ribbon type of competition. like a dog a dog show imagine you w. first place in like the ultimate dog. show in the ribbon this tall and the. ribbon and the ribbon you wear it across. your chest all day and so the girl does. the guy makes them the guy makes them. for the girl and then the girl extra. heavy and then the girl makes him like. one that it's a lot smaller but it like. goes on his arm it's a cute thing every. time this man breaks up same thing like. clockwork bro he puts his hoodie up he. puts beats on go and he just plays music.
and he walks around with his hood up. like I want to ask me nothing I was not. like that y'all don't talk to me about. it I didn't so how so how were they um. except for the last one the first one. which okay which one hurt you the most. oh my gosh what break up hurt you the. most why we doing this the first second. or the third which one hurt me the most. oh I could answer that it was the last. one yeah definitely definitely the last. one yeah yeah the last one was a little.
rough if you had to go back to one of. your ex's which one are you going back. to first second or third Sabrina well I. don't really know my first one that well. anymore hav't seen yeah I was like 16. haven't seen her in like four years um. but she's getting married so we'll just. take her off the table oh yeah I don't I. feel like this is mean to either of them. if they watch this no it's not just like. which one like if you just were choosing. to probably just because of the way. things ended with the last one I would. probably go back to Kaye okay he just.
name dropping you said the name oh was I. supposed to say someone else oh oops I. thought you were going to say the second. one everyone knows who the second one is. oh I mean yeah like but we're on good. terms with her too though like it's F. yeah Kay's cool yeah yeah the last one. is just didn't end what was that face. end on bad terms what was what face I. don't know you were like. dude can I not just make faces at you. yeah I will say I think that the the the. second relationship it just seemed more. like y'll just like y's personalities.
just were not clicking and stuff so I. think you guys ended that like uh the. second relationship yeah it just was. never going to work we we tried to make. it work tried to change each other and. stuff but uh yeah it just never worked. yeah your first statement oh so the real. one okay one TR one truth One Lie yeah. um I can bench press 450 M no come on. and uh I'm in love with your wife. what somebody get this guy out of here. oh call the police oh my.
God no I have a real one I do I going. these are funny no keep going let him. cook I went to Florida with my friend. Michael and we were hanging out with. these two girls yeah I know the story. and yeah you already told. this you guys do not know this story you. don't know this story and we were. hanging out with these two girls and. they got stranded no that was. Hawaii and then I liked one of them.
right what and this before that that's. why I wasn't going to tell the story but. she was like you got to tell the story. so I was like Hey K you kind of look. like that one oh me and this girl are. like this now like we love each other. they are they're like best friends now. you like that one I thought you liked. the other one no I liked the other one. oh okay no the one she's best friends. with is not the one I liked but anyways. so I liked this one and I was like you. definitely had a type now that I'm. looking at Kate and the other two girls. yeah yeah they were all identical well. let's not forget about the.
one okay one oh all right all right let. me let St everyone has a low Point Live. cast okay we're in Florida me and my. friend Michael these two girls I liked. one of them and then um I was like okay. I guess she doesn't like me back so I'm. just going to go for the other one and I. didn't really like the other one I was. just. like that's that's I don't know that's. what you do when you're 16 I guess I. don't know and then we go to the we go.
to the beach and we went at like 6:00. a.m. cuz we stayed up like all night and. then we go to the beach at 6:00 a.m. and. I kiss her on the beach in the water oh. my gosh like the notebook or something. and then this isn't the one he liked. though this was the other this isn't the. one I liked oh so the one you liked is. just watching you kiss her friend yes. okay I was dude you got some crazy game. I don't know what trying to do I was. like and then and then so I was kissing. her I was like 16 oh my gosh and this is. why you don't let your 16-year-olds. travel alone yeah for real my parents.
like my parents like we can't let you. travel you're going to be kissing girls. I was like No And then Michael is stuck. with the other girl and they're just. like standing there and also in the. water just like watching us kiss so. they're just like so then the one I. liked tried to start kissing Michael and. Michael didn't want to kiss jealous and. Michael didn't want to kiss her so he. just starts dunking her underwater. what like oh no yes and so I'm kissing.
this girl that I don't even like and. Michael is dunking the one I like. underwater he's just like this is. literally what he saying he was going. breathe breathe and this D I was like oh. my gosh and I was like Michael why. didn't you just like like do something. out like why didn't you just kiss her. like talk like you guys could have just. talk you have to dunk her underwater he. was like I I didn't want to take any. chances I don't want her against me but. yeah M never hugged me so I get where.
you're coming from can you. hug why did I bring that back up no I. was going to bring it up at the right. time I'm not hug it that' be so weird on. camera like no please just like hug real. quick the awest hug you've ever seen and. we'll be out of frame and it's like the. frame don't even go that it does just. hug Joe does the frame go that high I. don't want to hug yeah no no I think he. might be wrong please please please. please like let's harmonize and say. please so please can't harmonize do. please you're going to have to harmonize.
she can't do. it there you go okay that's enough um. we're going to hug wait guys be so. romantic and maybe like a little like. romance on the cheek what like how. people do say Germany well do you guys. know how to hug each other Harper and I. can show you yeah no that's okay we. don't need to we know what a hug look. yug y y y'all don't know what a. hug hug me it's been 20 years and y'all.
have never hug why would I hug I'll be. the bigger man get off your Pony oh oh. oh no listen oh gosh okay okay oh. shoot I thought I was going. I just realized. oh okay that's.
[Applause]. good um so uh you would fall I guess. that was their first hug fall like that. felt like a rock bro oh yeah like he. does when he swims yeah it was like okay. so that was their first h first hug and. it was so cute itone call. hug. cash if you had to.
choose to be with one person the rest of. your life. mhm cuz like I live here too uh-huh oh. like if Kate said Maverick has to move. out uhhuh would you tell her to leave or. would you make me leave oh wait so. you're saying only one of you can live. in the house yeah and by the way blood. does not require or and by the way love. does not require blood it requires love. but blood that was that was imp I like.
what she said I think no I mean family. doesn't require blood it requires love. oh so you have to watch out for that. okay I got man she so your question is. if I had to live here with one of you. who would it be well like yeah if Kate. said it's me or MAV who who you picking. I mean. she does stuff for me that you just. can't do so it's like she cooks she. cleans yeah like you're not you're not. you're not doing none of that for me if.
anything you make my life harder by like. tearing apart the. house and doing we nothing she like. cooks and cleans and like and she tells. you what you think you takes care of me. and like but like you just kind of make. a mess. and but I've been there. like since you were born you know yeah. every every day of every hour you have I. helped you learn to walk where would you. be without me you you probably pushed me. down when I was learning how to walk. wait where would you be without.
me same. place really so yeah I'm faking she. literally came in the picture like two. years ago me her oh two years AG what. math are you mathing bro he's doing boy. math not that was a bad unbreakable. question you pretty much just said like. do you like your wife. over. me well that's a little harsh wow you. got another one maybe like well I didn't.
expect us to really get past that one to. be honest wait why did my toes hurt he. didn't plan that far in advance I. thought this would be a little bit long. conversation between y'all two m is such. an instigator we're going to go a BL. like I don't know why you would think I. would I would choose. you I don't know either you know what. I'm. saying yeah oh I know what you're saying. yeah what is that supposed to mean just. I know things that you don't know.
Kate why are you blinking at him like. that he's just blinking don't think too. much gosh you know what I just saw he. said I like you better but or no I like. what the no you said he said I like Kate. better than wink to. Maverick first of all that did not. happen it did she liing why Shake in. your head yes like yes that happened or. no that didn't happen it did happen I'm. sorry. wow and they're broken just see I knew.
they were unbreakable I knew. it okay is your is your heart broken. into pieces shatter that was that was a. really fun game guys I'm really glad we. played did you so would you so I think. the the to confirm that it's over no you. don't you don't get stuff cuz you fiddle. with it would you so is it me or. Maverick if you had to live with one of. us. cuz you never actually answered my Xbox. that's crazy I would go with my twoo I'm. kidding Harper yeah I have a question. yeah out of everyone on the podcast.
who's your favorite co-host a absolutely. not what you really yeah you don't mean. that I I do foot rest look I know me and. you have had our differences okay you're. not my favorite just just face it and. she cut that off before even started. think like we the best chemistry we. provide the best entertainment y be too. hard I say we all go around the room and. we say one good thing about each other. one about the podcast like you do good. on the podcast for this and then you. suck at this yeah and then you suck at.
this okay Kate you go first no I'm not. going first Harper you go first okay. Kate um you're really good oh uh oh so. you're you're really good at. um wait wait I'm thinking I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm thinking maybe you. should start out with the bad thing okay. so you're. really that easier I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think um oh you're really. good at making me feel at. home a is it cuz I brought you snacks.
yeah yeah and I give you a new shirt. each episode cuz you always forget to. bring your own yeah and then and then. you're really uh bad at um she's not. hesitating and then you're really bad at. I really don't know oh come on you say. stuff bad things about no I really don't. know like I really don't know what. you're bad at like. singing yeah that's. true that's true you it's your turn no. you're next she say oh who do I say it.
about you can pick any of us three oh I. could have picked any you can't pick. Harper okay well I thought we had to say. I thought like I was going to say. something bad about each of youall and. then she was going to say something bad. about each like I thought we were going. to do everyone oh yeah good idea that's. good idea well she picked you so now. it's your turn okay yeah you go say. something about math Maverick I was May. what if I wanted to do you okay do me. okay but what if I wanted to do Maverick. then do Maverick. okay let's see who should I do Harper. who should I do wait no no Harper do. okay so now Harper do me that's what I. was saying yeah that's what we were. saying take forever okay I'll go fast.
I'll go fast I'll go fast um so cash is. really bad at. um his. style yeah okay yeah all right I me what. are those. jeans it's got camouflage in the knee. patches yo. oh I I'll just take it I'll just take it. all right what am I good at. you're good at. um getting holes in your socks oh my. gosh that's so true that was just. another bad thing no you me an actual.
compliment okay um you're good at. getting me brand deals wait I I I don't. know I I really don't man there I guess. that works okay so me I'm great at. everything um I'm. doing you are really bad. at. oh there's a lot this one's going to be. a long.
waited parper just everything you've. been feeling unleash it now okay uh. you're really bad at um. uh you're really bad I he's going to cry. he's going to cry like this is like the. biggest thing he's he's like this is. like the you're I don't I don't actually. mean this you're really bad at dancing. that might should have wow stayed unsaid. yeah some things are better left unsaid. I think you got to compliment him now um.
you better hurry uh oh no I see tears. forming you look really B oh wait uh you. look uh uh you have better style than. cash I'll take it yeah yeah see see see. fast M say something good and bad about. every okay off top of your head Kate is. uh really really good at. freaking uh oh what cooking she's really. good at cooking okay now bad thing bad. thing uh bad thing she always brings. Grandma Vibes to the podcast with the.
blanket that is true me me okay uh cash. is really good it's my turn cash is. really good at keeping the podcast on. track cash is really bad at interrupting. people in the middle of their stories. that's totally not true well I said it. so you just interrupted um Harper is. really annoying. that's true sh your. mou she's also really good at annoying. me there's that oh those two were the oh.
okay cash you are first oh so good at. finding a new fun chair to sit in each. week you are good at that it's. incredible yeah it's really it really is. incredible thanks guys your um your. style isn't even that bad actually oh. thanks yeah I felt kind of bad okay your. socks aren't even that bad cash you are. really bad. about not going into the bathroom when. you have to fart and just farting I'll. say it say I stand strong in that yep.
and it's really gross me me. me Harper you are really good at the. podcast you're good at it that's it the. general podcast no you're good you're. like funny you're entertaining you're. off the walls your hair needs fixed no. no like this looks kind of stupid yeah. looks like there. okay anyways uh what did I just say. you're really good at the podcast um you. are really bad about like zoning out. sometimes and you just like pick at. yourself you just like stare.
off um you are you are really good at. making me feel bad right now because. you're giving me the sad puppy doll guys. so that's a great quality you. have does make Kate feel bad a lot I'm. not going to lie I do yeah you give me. all right what's his good thing or. what's his bad thing you're really bad. about sometimes you make jokes that hurt. my feelings oh that's. fair yeah yeah yeah all my turn my turn. uh who should I start with Kate all.
right Kate you are really good at um dog. she's your wife come on say something. good yeah you're really good at. um making the bed oh wow that's what I'm. good for I wake up in the morning and. our bed gets. made and you're really bad at let's see. you're really bad. at making the bed oh uh you're really. bad at uh cooking chicken oh my gosh I.
don't want to talk about it yeah it's. not good oh that's if you want saliva. vanilla poisoning salana vanilla. poisoning I said to be honest Sal. vanilla poison vanilla Salam vanilla. that's what you're trying to say she. said Salam Manilla Salam you said. vanilla poisoning no no no wait. it's salab Vanella poisoning nope that's. not how you say how do you say it. salmonella Salon salmonella salmonella. Sal wait let me think now I'm forgetting. all right well whatever it is just trust.
me she can give it to you oh no she's. got. it what uh Harper you are really good. at oh um oh this is harder than I. thought oh oh shoot Harper is really. good you know it's bad that my first. thing comes to is annoying too but you. know what I'm not going to. I can't double up on answers what is. with the annoyingness I like am not. annoying no no definitely not. oh we both just made that up yeah no um.
you're defin you're really good at not. paying attention yeah and you're you're. really bad at yeah thanks for blaming. that on my ADHD and you're really bad at. said anything about that that was you I. don't even know if you have ADHD I think. you're faking it I'm sorry I think. everyone is faking ADHD and color. blindness everyone that has that I'm so. sorry that he said that yeah he listen. color blindness I'm sorry there is you. know there's no way to prove it no I.
think there is no no no there's not. listen I could call it color red but I'm. you could call color red good are you. good yeah I'm fine. um anyways M you're really good at um oh. sorry you are really good at fake. laughing am I add a lot of fake laughter. to the Pod he does your jokes aren't. funny what and y'all see my fake laugh. when he does this right. here no sometimes that's real no it's.
it's like the high pitch one like he's. like that's not true those are real he's. like take it back and then and then. you're really bad at um you're really. bad. at touching your microphone oh I'm bad. at touching it yeah you're bad at. touching it you touch it way too much oh. oh well now stop what okay now that. we've all got that off our chest this is. why you bore everyone see you just. yawned guysred you dress like a grandma.
you got a blanket on dresses like a. grandma SS says the slowest stories. possible don't know. stylist what that's like the vibe next. po she's going to be sitting there. knitting guys well okay actually so I. had the blanket for a while on the. podcast and then oh cash gets mad when I. put my hair behind behind my ears like. this why it just doesn't look as good oh. anyways scenes for no reason how is. everyone going to see the holes I put in. my ear myself no one likes ears yeah.
nobody and I've never mess somebody. that's like wow look at all those. piercing that looks great I look anyway. I I had the blanket for the first few. episodes and then somebody named James. Baker my father-in-law uh told me that. the blanket looked terrible and I need. to get rid of it and I listened to him. and then I decided you know what James. Baker I like my blanket so I brought it. back you know he's watching this right. now yep James Baker I saw your comment I. remember when you said he commented bro. dad commented and K was like your dad. commented on the video and he just said.
lose the blanket and he said and then. the next episode he said glad she got. rid of that terrible blanket bro okay. it's okay James I forgive you but the. Blanket's here to stay how many girls. have you kissed since your last. girlfriend. [Music]. yo I like this question this is a fun. question yeah M how many girls have you. kissed since your last girlfriend. yeah uh over here we want to know too.
yeah well uhhuh I'll have you know. uh-huh uhhuh never mind I can't say I. was going to say Joe all right zero man. has no game. what how about you ask me how many girls. I reject it oh no he did not beautiful. ones yeah but you could just lie. zero I would never do that kiding uh uh. listen this is award no I just I don't I. don't know I I don't go around just like.
kissing people I'm not cash like that's. not what I do who whoa whoa how many. girls have you kissed I'm married what. are you talking about okay right before. you got married how many girls did you. you know that I'm married like what why. would you ask me that before y'all. started dating the like six months. before how many girls did you kiss in. that period well we're not just jumping. straight to me man how about how about. you tell me what's all right what is. your kiss count what is my kiss count. you're just trying to embarrass me. that's that's mess one no what's your. kiss count in your entire life three. girlfriend so there's at least three. there's it's it's.
four just. face yeah I know yeah see I never I know. I literally like I know I'm lame okay. it's four he's 23 next week not lying. I'm not. lying I'm a 23-year-old and I've kissed. four people it's respectful I'm not yeah. I'm not saying it's a bad thing Harper. what's your kiss count not saying smart. kiden come on no I would zip it don't. trust him come on wait I thought you.
only kissed one wa can you whisper it to. me was it just one. whisper what how many I heard did you. say six yes that's what it sounded like. it sounded like she said six for har six. no she didn't say that yes she did no I. said like one she said six no she said. I'm growing. up wait six wow when that's crazy I. tried to cover for you in the summer. what this summer all of them it was a.
weekend back in summer no I mean we went. to the lake house last Friday you know. like what what do you mean though like. like how many people have you kissed how. many guys have you kissed in your entire. life like beside like after the age at. the age of like 10 like you can't be. like seven years old or like a toddler. you know oh at the age of 10 then like. 14 even 10 I wouldn't consider like no. yeah I'd say you you're like like 12 13. when you actually started like when you. first like have like your real first. kiss and you were like you know my.
real or Harrison yeah we knew that yeah. yeah so it's your total count well that. was like back in April so now you're at. like you no no she lying she only kissed. like one or two guys no I'm 23 I kissed. four yeah and you're a guy what does. that mean I just feel like guys kiss. more innocent what no no girls are also. they're not like make out they're like. yeah like that's still kiss a kiss on. the cheek no not actually but like like. like just wait I am so confused like. when did you kiss six guys and not tell.
us I'm so hurt yeah for real I thought. we were your friends she's lying look at. that face I'm not that's a lying I hope. my mom doesn't I think she's telling the. truth yeah I'm lying name him go yeah. I'm lying trying get I'm not she's. trying to get out of it it's six I know. it's six oh yeah cash can cash can't. even name all the girls he's kissed yeah. wait how many girls have you kissed. 14,000 I can name random girl names and. he's probably kissed them he probably.
kissed a Sydney how many Sydney you. kissed what about what about okay what. about what about savanas oh you. definitely kissed some savanas oh I got. one I got. one big. to Emily Emily there is definitely an. Emily in there there har har two for two. okay okay let's see is actually two for. two which is crazy cuz there's only. there's not that many yeah oh he's kiss. some Charlie I know he's kiss some. Charlie Charlie deia.
Man Charlie okay these were all when I. was like 15 1 yeah I know you kissed. some. pages I know that you're really good at. this game um that's terrible oh I got. one I got one I probably shouldn't say. actual Nam cuz we're not friends with. these girls you kissed any Madison wait. who is. it I'll bleep it he'll bleep it. Amber oh that was a Oh no why did you.
have to like I don't even think he has. to bleep that did you say amber Kate he. did kiss a Kate one time probably more. than one time probably a couple Kates. and oh he's definitely kissed some Sarah. oh my gosh how many Saras tell me how. many Sarah right now. what about what about what about Brooks. because I can name two Brooks Brooks. Brooklyn they're all the same thing okay. okay y'all y'all y'all just name me. people that you know you know how many. germs you have.
exchanged right Britney don't tell me. you kissed Britney I don't think I've. ever Britney I've met some crazy Britney. if your name Britney you know you're. crazy ho she is three for three that is. wild I'm good how many I got right oliv. you guys know you guys name know Olivia. oh definitely kissed some Olivia you. told me you haven't kissed an Olivia no. honestly just go through the top 10. white girl names of like 2003 welcome to. factor cap where cash lies the whole. time you've definitely kissed some.
Olivia I'll give each one of y'all five. guesses each Madison all we already know. okay but it can't be ones you guys know. I know like four it can't be ones you. already know okay Amber no you I said it. can't be ones you already know I don't. know the girl I've never met the girl no. but you know I've kissed an Amber so you. got to guess random oh we're trying to. guess random names yeah Emma Ashley Emma. Ashley I don't think so Emma you never. kissed Ashley I don't think uh I don't. think so Rachel he honestly doesn't.
remember their names though. either if I asked you to named all 27. people you have kissed oh my gosh that's. a crazy number cuz cuz the crazy. part was totally 27 think the number is. 27 wait you know it was 37 right oh my. gosh it's 37 oh my goodness that's what. bro but listen but it was all in one. summer no no no no no you're dirty. you're filthy you're bad boy I was 15 I. got 37 other girlso second Mia Mia.
there's definitely a Mia no but he TR. Amelia yeah no Charlotte yes I thought. all Charlottes were innocent um. Sophia. yeah I don't remember 37 names that's. that's the thing I don't if I maybe I. don't remember there's definitely a. Hannah in there a Hannah yeah oh um. probably is you you literally just said. you don't remember their name hey Hannah.
if you're watching go ahead and comment. you let us know com just going to be. full of people saying's going to be like. he kissed me 2018 if anybody cash has. kiss watching this please leave the. story in the comments below did he ever. kiss fans yeah did you ever kiss fans. every weekend are you kidding me no I. didn't kiss fans what about those fans. that wouldn't leave y'all alone and then. y'all kissed them. or you what first of all don't ever tell.
a story like that what about those two. fans that want to leave you alone so you. all kissed them no I mean I mean you. kissed them and then they wouldn't leave. you alone it's an accident accidents. happened it's not an accident no wait. you did you accidentally didn't know. they were fans oh are you magnetic or. something no so these two girls were. this one girl was was crying and so you. kissed her to make her feel. better did you kisses but help WIP those. tears away you pretty girl oh my gosh.
wait put your mic. down oh someone's mad right now oh. listen this girl was crying I was I was. I was I don't even know if I was 16 yet. why does your age matter I think I all. that matters is that you sucked well. it's important for people know lip. listen I was no I was. 16 this girl was crying at VidCon a and. then she had a twin sister identical oh. wow who was also standing right next to.
her and I was like Parker I remember the. twins I remember the twins I was like I. was like you won't you won't go like. they were pretty I was like you won't. you won't go just like walk up to her. and like hug her the ones with straight. hair and he you do not know these people. I'm pretty sure met them the blonde. twins are they were they F they social. media people no I don't think I CU I. know what the social media these are a. lot of questions guys okay were they. fans uh no uh not no no no no wait a. minute you have kissed a fan we kissed.
many fans no no I was thinking of the. other one okay listen and then actually. I can't tell the story because like. continue. please is it me don't throw Parker under. the bus though I've kiss the James Noah. Oliver Liam Henry Benjamin Lucas Elijah. Jack Jaden uh what the heck denal um. Michael Thomas David uh Alexander Samuel. Ethan Jacob Leo Theodore John Anthony. Mason.
Jackson that was just Google impress it. was just Google men's names there's no. way no anyways Parker went up and hugged. the girl and then I walked up and then. the weirdest thing I've ever experienc. in my life they were just har Parker. hugs one and then the other one looks at. me and goes I want to hug somebody and. then just hugs me and and then we I was. like okay that's like the epit of 15year. old 15-year-old I had a and then and. then we kissed him okay see and then and.
then they want to leave us alone like. pet and then and then we saw them at. another event cuz I've only P we saw him. at another event like a year later and. they were like hi guys and we were like. who are you hey what's up no I had a. girl the other day uh older than me was. like can I get a hug I need a hug right. now nope and I was like kissing sloy. kind of gross I like you need a hug it. is it's gross especially kissing random. people kissing random people uh-uh not. the move that's crazy I cannot believe.
you did that I was 16 I've only done. this it's honestly a miracle that you. didn't get an STD who says I didn't no. no I didn't I didn't no but like that's. how you get them it's by kissing 37. different people it's a a disease from. your mouth yeah it's like a disease that. you get from CD I got cold but kissing. people I had cold cuz I was allergic to. my braces you did have those really bad. what me for a while cold sores yeah yeah.
had those like every other week that's. just part of it man yeah no I was. allergic to my bracet so I had cold SES. and people were like what is up with you. Harper and I was like I got so sick one. time after kissing cash I had like it. was bad go I was like so you're throwing. up just at the side of him no that was. bad she had to go to the doctor didn't. you I had to go to the doctor and. everything and the doctor was like why. like the doctor was like have you been. kissing anyone and I was like yes wait. did you say yeah or no cuz your mom was. there I said yeah because I was scared I.
was so. sick I was like I literally I mean I. have to tell the doctor cuz like if I. got something I been like no no no um. one time a girl like Li lied about that. to a doctor because her mom was in the. room oh yeah and like she got very sick. oh yeah see I could have died if I. didn't tell the TR here's my thing I. just don't I don't think kisses count. what until the age of 18 what no if. you're watching this and you're under 18. don't just be kissing people okay I'm. just going to be kissing my kisses don't.
count yeah they yeah they do though so. for technically speaking Harrison kisses. every girls every day so I'm not going. to be kissing him are you dating him. though no he like is he's like like. apparently back with his girlfriend wa. last time we talked to you we were. literally talking we were literally. talking. I saw I saw him in the hallway today he. was talking to her and I was like didn't. you say that she grew 10 times ear like. he literally said that I will say that.
on this podcast he told me no no it's. fine no it's fine listen it's fine she. shut shut up she got shut up stop. talking. not you're not going to say that no no. no it's fine we'll just bleep the one. she said something nice what did you say. yeah she got 10 times prettier not 10. times uglier you know who got 10 times. uglier you Harrison no no it's F no it's. fine we'll just bleep all that all that. [Music].
is well Harper you do. realize well first of all you have gone. back and forth with this fine gentleman. for quite some time for nine months yep. and if he's saying stuff like that about. other girls he's probably not saying. nice things about you either no all my. friends tell me that he only says good. about me except for like is that what. they said yes yes and and his guy. friends too so when we get him on the. podcast no we are not we're bringing. Harrison on the podcast no more clout. for him no I have a Snapchat so I will.
invite him on the podcast why why him. and Harper are beefing again they don't. have to by Next by next shoot they won't. be we'll have him on without Harper one. episode and then what are you all going. to do actually yeah replace Harper with. Harrison no cuz oh God he makes me so. mad and I had to leave him unop today. like I I think that's a good episode I. don't I think that's like I want to hear. his side of that Harper interrupting. that's all I don't think I I don't know. if he could genuinely have a. conversation I got an idea Harper speaks. very how rude he was today he said we're.
not reading his messages bro Harper be. beefing with. everybody you know how very much you. know we should do we should let Harper. have a pod with three girls her age and. just see the drama that comes from that. thing bro a lot no I know what we should. do Maverick sits in the middle of the. couch and he does I hold the microphone. he holds and he does the dating between. Harper and Haron reverse we reverse the. dating that you did with Maverick and. the cheerleader should I call him right.
now and say hey want to be on the. podcast yeah yeah sure why not go ahead. and ask him I will ask him see what he. says while you're calling who else have. you kissed other than cash um I. actually nobody hey I'm on the podcast. um do you want to be on the podcast. right now no not right now like like a. few in a few like I don't know weeks in. a in the future. yes I mean yeah.
maybe wow I would go yeah okay I would. go but. like uh I mean I guess you. guess yeah I mean yeah I'll go he's. trying to play it cool he's trying to. play it cool it's a shut up cash bro. cash is actually making mad what. why I know he just. is fxing his hair right now poor. boy FaceTime FaceTime FaceTime okay okay.
we're I'm FaceTiming you that's crazy. y'all are about to. beef we're filming the podcast. [Laughter]. here let me have a word with him all. right hey Harrison it's Kate put up to. the mic how are.
you no oh oh name exposed your code. name's not working anymore um it has. been brought to my attention sorry I. have to hold you up to the mic it has. been brought to my attention she's on. FaceTime right yeah that who holds their. FaceTime right I have to put the phone. oh wait oh wait there's the mic wait can. the mic still hear me. um holding it like a grandma it has. brought to my attention that there were. some rude things done to. Harper what rude.
things oh oh. Goodbye Oh no was I not supposed to say. that oh my God no it's okay it's okay. the amount of anxiety he has he needs to. be humbled right now he's wait because. why was he like I guess like coming on. our podcast would be such a burden yeah. I would that was a definition of playing. cool. man if you come this kid and I mean like. what rot things I guess like sometime.
like maybe if my schedule's free like. like it would be such cherry work to. come on our podcast he's got to check. with his publicist like guess what. happened to me what happened to you look. look how distorted his face is oh gosh. oh that's a fil guess what happened to. me and I have not told anyone about this. and I have been very very excited to. tell someone what actually I told Alex. what what is it we were at the. gym oh yeah y'all are not ready for this.
story especially you move your hair from. move your hair from behind your ears. what happened I'm literally shaking. hurry up I'm dying to no okay go on okay. I was at the gym doing the leg press as. one does you know did your legs get. locked in no that I'm terrified of that. happened. like every time I'm doing the leg press. thing I'm like dude imagine my knees. buckle and go the wrong way that would. be horrible seen I've seen gy cash sends. me videos like that like every other day.
guys is gym pressing then is cook you're. sucks anyways I'm pushing I'm maxing out. on the leg press I've done 400 I've done. more. listen no that's the max there is I'm. maxing out on my leg press right and I'm. pushing and I'm like m. and I rip. one it was bad you're stuck there dude. oh I no so I push it up you got to get.
the weight up otherwise it's going to. crush you no no so I push it up right. cuz your spotter just left he was gone. so you're you're left alone no no no I. was by myself and I push it. up and I now I'm sitting there in the. gym with ripped pants and Oh I thought. you ripped with like a yeah that's what. I mean like I yeah like I like I my. pants were blown. oh oh yeah and so I get up and I'm like.
oh no wait wait. wait. huh what no you did that to your pants. oh yeah my mom always told me one day no. she always told me one day to wear. underwear cuz one day I'll blow out my. pants wait you don't wear under took her. advice and I wore underwear oh and today. was the day well a couple days ago was. the day I blew out my pants wa okay why. you're saying blew out did you poop your. pants or did you rip your pants I poo I. poo my pants so Hershey I poo them and.
and I get up like this and I'm clinching. he pooped his. pants you're zagging. again did it look like I was clinching. yeah I did I clinched all the way to the. bathroom I've never clinched so so hard. in my life you know like when you're. walking up the stairs and your friend. tries to like oh I hate this story so. much poke your butthole when your friend. tries to like poke your butthole when. you're walking up the stairs and she. when we did the middle splits my friends.
would always stick their fingers up my. butthole yeah that happens and then you. like got a clinch that's what that's. that's what I was doing I was clinching. like that you pooped your pants I well I. wasn't like I mean yeah I pooped him but. and then I go to the bathroom and man I. was in there for about 15 minutes it's. cleaning up dude my my I had to throw my. underwear away in the uh the the the. trash can Wait they have that in men's. bathrooms cuz I thought it was only for. girls well no most of the time they.
don't but this is a this is a co-ed one. like it's a private bathroom oh no she's. talking about the little tin on the in. women's bathrooms they have the little. tin on the stall for like tampons and. stuff oh no I didn't throw it in that we. don't have those oh yeah we just talking. about a trash can Harper just a normal. trash. oh so you thought that was coed no girls. have them I did not know this y'all have. trash cans on your walls yeah inside. your St look at my ve bro the more you. know bro wait wait wait back it up you.
have trash can on your wall yes in the. Stalls yeah in each stall each. individual stall there's usually like a. trash can on the wall it's not on the. ground no that's why I always imagined. it on the ground no zoom in on my. veins she's so proud of herself what do. you mean y' have never been in a women's. bathroom before. look at my veins. now M's got some crazy veins so so I. blew up my pants I cleaned up in the. bathroom that's about the end of the.
store and then I went back to leg. pressing well wait you didn't go home. you disappeared for a while no y'all. were still working out you disappeared. for a long time wait I was there yes you. were there it was just a normal workout. morning and I was purposely I came out. and I was. like that's bad and I was like go I was. like but I can't tell anyone until the. podcast. told what day was this I. feel would you keep that to your that's. just that's crazy it was hard to keep to. myself man so funny it it was very hard.
to keep to myself oh bro that that's did. it smell oh yeah oh yeah it smell but so. do you still do the leg press I still do. the leg press I haven't pooped in about. five you know it's worse is you know how. people wipe down the machine after. they're done I did not do that I did not. do that any more guys besides Harrison. oh my gosh everyone wants to see har. what's your love life is there a love. life you you don't need a love life no. you're too young for that no no I'm.
literally oh no trust him he tried and. he went through so many girlfriends and. it just failed and failed again and it. failed again and look where he's 37 and. single I still can't believe I believe. that like I literally thought he was 36. oh but I did talk to this one guy I. don't want to say his name cuz like give. him a Cod name you gave Harrison a stop. giving Coden name she's not good at. those his name will be Matthew yeah uh. well there's a guy in my school named. Matthew um okay Jacob there's a guy in. my school named Jacob what about I got.
there's no way I get his name to this. right Ethan oh my gosh there's 5 million. guys Nam who the heck Nam is their kid. Ethan bro what okay like that name wait. Ethan is such a popular name yeah fine. Nathaniel ain't nobody named Nathaniel. oh wait I'm Kidd oh yeah so with two. Nathaniel's actually oh my gosh well so. Nathaniel and me were talking and then. actually I think you should say that you. want be never mind oh uh well actually.
I'm going to name. him move the story tree tree stump okay. yeah so tree stump stump stump I like. stump Stumpy stump um or how about. Theodore no I just want to move on with. the story okay okay so going to be like. 2 seconds long okay so stump um we were. talking and then I got the ick from him. like he was like O Like O oh I know what. you mean like um that's not what I meant. but me and my friends were what theck.
and me and my friends were talking this. weekend I take it back you do look like. a. big me and my friends were talking I. never got the ick from you in case. you're wondering uhhuh that's C you said. you did when you said you see when I do. my. walk okay because yall know she said she. can see when I do this. oh that is Icky that's pretty. icky so that is an i she did say that I. my friend and I were talking about how.
we used to get the ick with guys before. like getting the ick was a thing like. you know like they're getting the ick. like saying ick was like came within the. last like year and a half yeah anyways. why did you get the ick from him yeah so. I got the ick from him cuz like he had. really long nails. you did say that's one of your XS oh. yeah nobody in here has long nails like. that that's good oh except for like. girls like having like long nails as. girls is good I asked Mar yesterday cuz.
I would looked at guys I took up sorry I. don't mean to I'm not going to I got. long nails yeah let me see no like his. were like oh no yours aren't as long his. were like oh that's weird as a guy first. I said I said I stopped talking to him. and then and then I started talking to. him again cuz I was like oh well maybe I. should just talk to him to have a hoko. date and then like stop after and then. um that's so CR and then and then so we. talked again and then I stopped oh my. gosh you couldn't make it to hoko I.
could did you call it off with him or. did you just ghost him um well I told. Sophie to tell him just like be like I. was like I was like Sophie just tell him. I don't want to talk to him anymore a. did he cry uh no he he was like I got to. find a friend he said LOL y LOL y yeah I. was like uh oh Bros was shattered yeah. he was thinking about us LOL why just. kidding you get it wait har what's like. the shadiest thing you've ever done to. like a guy you were talking to like did. you ever like ghost him completely or um.
so I don't really talk to any guys but. no I'm kidding I'm kidding no like I um. probably oh oh oh oh oh oh okay so. there's this kid we're going to name him. um George um that was way quicker so. we're there's no George's out there yeah. so we're going to I saw George but so. we're going to name him George and he um. he is this really really small small. very small there a lot coming from you. no no no like very small small than.
Stumpy yeah uh who's Stumpy oh. stump oh okay so. so no ST was actually like over a real. person that look so disappointed in you. oh yeah St no but um what's it called um. what's it George George he was liter. just break your chair dude I think I. almost pulled the head off W okay so. basically yeah so he's really short and.
he's so first the first time he asked me. I was in sixth grade and I was like oh. so I have a a boyfriend in um Georgia. his name is Justin and he was like oh. Justin the um wait is I I don't think I. can say that no so like Justin like the. um um let's just say not very educated. kid yeah and um he was like he I'm not. either but so he was like he was like. yeah um oh yeah Justin that um not. educated kid and then I was like I was.
like oh no no no not him the guy in. Georgia and he was like oh okay so the. ne the next year he sung a song to me he. sung a song to me that's so romantic. does anybody know what's going on no I'm. so caught up to speed no oh know she was. like and he was like and she was like. and he was like no okay okay let me keep. saying so next the next year he asked me. out again but he sang a song to me and. this song he was like we should have. been so good together no and then and. then in front of the whole entire class.
A that was and I got a video and then we. all had ISS for the next like a week of. school because he you because we videoed. what's. ISS school suspension it's where you. like ISS and he gave you in a classroom. and they don't let you go to your class. and you don't go to lunch and you don't. do anything you just sit in a classroom. all day you got in trouble I would do. ISO out of school suspension oh that's. like when you get kicked out of school. that's iOS way more huh that's iOS o oh. wait I did not mean to say so after.
after you got ISS what happened then he. gave me a rose and I still have the rose. in my closet and uh but like I I don't. like him it was just like funny I not. funny it was nice and then then in. eighth grade he still had a little bit. of a crush on me so then he did a. backflip um on the stage like show off. oh my my gosh was he like that is the. thing to do.
