Meet Our New Host!

we have a new host on the podcast. yay not just a guest but a host right. here reveal. [Music]. yourself. he. [Music]. new ja back I was no I didn't want that. to happen at all actually Gerald's bad. baby H down.

better than ever the Elmo I noticed he's. in one piece that's unfortunate for us. to yep he got surgery he's in one piece. he's looking good looking better than. ever got surgery he's getting all those. ladies I think we threw the other Gerald. away I think we got a new one he's got. that dog in the animal H. down please why I kind of hit that oh no. she said why' I kind of hit that. remember the Elmo. s is anyone gonna are we just going to. ignore the elephant in the room you say.

that for every guest on the podcast yeah. uh Kate's slowly been dying her hair. back to its natural color I know I. actually I've decided that I just don't. like well GL that elephant's out of the. room also also in the also in the news. Harper has Moon Shoes moon show us how. they boun wow I wonder where you got. those yippee yippee those are my Moon. shoes no they're not dude yes they are.

you look like when those dogs get on. their before the episode you look like. when a dog gets shoes on its feet and it. can't walk oh oh. no the range on that was crazy yeah your. foot like went way over there it's like. a giraffe's. neck you say. giraff um would anyone like to tell me. what the freak that is that's a gnome a. gnome you ever seen a gnome I bought a. real one St like what does it do.

uh gnome things un nobody nobody gnomes. uh nobody knows nobody know also wait. what were you going to say I was going. to just ask the gnome some questions. okay I mean you can try yeah I mean. doesn't talk gnome do you. talk oh oh mysterious nobody knows no. this Kate. smell are you sure about that are you. sure about that gnome can you.

smell gnome doesn't have a nose in case. nobody see. that he only has eyes it's a he by the. way how do you know it's a he were were. you. cheap no no you expensive cheap gnome. cheap expensive how about the best gnome. best gnome out there. wrong I have the best gnomes the best. can we stop pretending this is a gnome I. think we all know it's a person.

okay wow. well guys okay so I'm gonna go throw. myself down the. stairs. to oh oh God you scared your pet. gnome your pet gnome flinched on to me. don't do that to The Gnome that's just. wrong that was crazy he already farted. he already farted The Gnome will never. know what I just did the can't. smell are you shooting me with your n. what are you doing what is that guys you.

doing I'm going to tell the truth we've. been lying it's not a. gnome I not it it smells I know it. smells so poor really I was trying to. play it off but I was literally in the. Splash Zone for that one buddy I got you. the cactus bro I love that Cactus oh my. gosh that's my dancing buddy okay so. Under The Gnome comment down below who. you think is the new host also yeah it's. not wow M you said that so comment below. who you guys think the new host is yeah.

I don't even really want to be there to. be honest M's not very excited about the. new host obviously but we have a new. host a new host on the podcast not just. a. guest that's kind of what I was looking. more for not just a guest but we have a. new host. El sorry it's okay man go ahead go ahead. you were talking about the new host oh. yeah we have a new host on the podast. yay sorry welcome welcome home I would. like to just say one time without.

getting interruped we have a new host on. the podcast. y y okay so not just a guest but a host. the best host you may have ever seen the. hostess when you go into Texas Roadhouse. the best hostess we only hire the best. the best you've ever seen tell us the. host okay can we just should we reveal. the the tax on tips I feel like we need. to do something more big than this than. just reveal it that yeah I feel this is. a lame like host reveal so if if this. video hits 10,000 likes then then we.

will reveal the gnome yeah if we hit 10. million subscribers we're almost at I. think we're yeah no act no for real. though if this video gets 30,000 likes. we'll reveal Who The Gnome is oh my gosh. I just realized so go get this better. not be one of those fake Ty and Kai guys. oh I would hate for Kai or Ty to sneak. his way onto set again oh it might be. that would be horrible wow that's. actually my biggest nightmar is that KY. shows up un announced again but for real.

we'll take the Gnomes costume off if you. guys get 30,000 likes so like it right. now now right now like the video seconds. 3 2 1 all right okay did you guys like. the video okay we're going to reveal it. we're at 30,000 likes we're going to. reveal it now thank you for. liking okay okay uh let's see who the. noome is wait no no why I feel like we. can't reveal our new guest this or our. new host this isn't just a guest M this. is a host a permanent host bro you see. K's chair it's gone you know what I.

don't want to talk about the chair I've. been having issues with that and I don't. like that he took my chair hey I sit in. a different chair every two episodes. okay this is just my chair for the next. two episodes after that unfortunately I. will be back to very uncomfortable. chairs yeah his next chair he's going to. be riding a shark if this gets 50,000. likes I don't like sharks those are my. biggest fear I'm afraid that this will. get 50,000 likes sharks and alligators. are my biggest F I will definitely make. sure we get a shark if this gets 50,000.

no but you know we will get me and M. will get a miniature pony cuz we were. already thinking about buying one why. did we get a miniature pony because you. didn't see what we saw we saw the cutest. Pony you ever SE so cute there is so. skinny that's got to be against our HOA. no I don't think so it's just like a dog. yeah we'll say it identifies as a dog no. you should saw this pony m I've looked. at it and it is just little horsey he's. standing there he just like horsey and. identifi you sure it wasn't like a. German sheer it was a little horse. there's this little horse there and it. was like that's kind of like equivalent. to map saying he wants chicken nuggies. what he just said horsey he said you.

want horsey you want to go your horse a. horsey is what you call a little horse. you want to go get you want if a big. horse you're like that's a horse you. guys could go ride your horsey and go. get chicken nugget together her I will. call it a horsey if it is this if it's. this tall it's a horsey the thing is. Maverick said it like so mainly M. Maverick said it so mainly he was like. yeah we can go get some chicken tities. if you. want so bad let's go get some chicken. tendies I'm H and then he got so excited. he said yeah he's like yeah and he so. but go watch the episode that's not what.

happened I do think we should get me a. mini horse or a pony to sit on the. episode oh she's telling me to keep make. fun of Maverick what no she's not are. you dumb stupid a dumb huh huh are you. dumb stupid a dumbash her and a pick me. boy and a pick me boy we girl with no. friends we with no friend Sparkle it's a. bigp big lips pink nails big old Feet. Nails big old feet new host it GNA be.

new host who's it GNA be that was really. loud I'm sorry for your ears that I saw. Kate getting really excited and the is. she no it's gonna be K doesn't even know. who it is she's like who's he GNA be I. know I've got to share a couch with this. is gonna be yeah guys biggest we like. you know what I think it's time to add a. new host in on the podcast because we. decided the more people the better the. more the marrier and now when we have a. guest there will be six people on here. bigger the better and with six people I. just feel like it's you know makes more. mment conversations um but there was one.

downside to adding a new host oh no Kate. does have to part ways with her chair. yeah cuz after this or after this. episode in the next episode after I'm. done sitting in this chair her chair. it's going in the dumpster oh heck no. what that chair is not going in this. dumpster. fire you guys it's kind of sad because. the pink chair is the only chair that's. been. here since the beginning like even the. blue couch y'all sat on a white couch. the first like like two or three.

episodes that is c a new chair every. single episode the pink chair I'm pretty. sure has been in every single episode. every single episode and after the next. episode this episode and the next it's. not going to have been in every single. episode but I've also been in every. single. episode wow it's just the significance. actually nobody's there what the freak. was that it's like the opposite of like. winking at someone no bro like that's. how I imagine Pirates like that's scary. on no a pirate trying to hit on you like. hello lady I got my eye out for you put.

this an edit if you if you edit me or. whatever so ready. watch no it's like a love stare yeah a. love stare hey you guys know what you. should do to celebrate that we have a. new host um you guys should go follow us. on Spotify because we're trying to. become the number one podcast on Spotify. like number 11 right now come on Link. Link in the description I don't know. what we will be at when this episode. comes out but we're trying to become. number one confident go subscribe to our. pod we will be number one if everybody. for one night just leaves our podcast.

playing on on Loop or just let it auto. play for the next one number one we'll. do a live. show we said it we'll do a live show in. Dallas Texas if we get to number one. live show where's it going to be show. where's it going to. be that was short you know what's crazy. performing queen bee at live show do do. you want to perform queen bee at a live. show yes I would love that that would be. I can just imagine the the clips of you. on stage P. Rock unfortunately we have a little. Piper rockel like Girl come out let.

dressed up as her knocking her out I'm. I'm kidding we love you Piper and me out. of her mouth all right okay anyways um I. will not be performing that way with you. no um why not it's my song I don't know. I feel like this is weird it's kind of. my song yeah I thought I thought I. thought you had nothing to do with it. and you didn't write it remember that. you were like I didn't even write that. song I don't know where it came from I. like how cash was like I won't be on. stage but like you were never invited. like did she I lit the bro what oh my.

gosh you know what's so funny Harper. what is the other day I heard Queen Bee. out in the wild being played oh yeah. swear she did where she told me to call. swear where actually I didn't hear it. but my friend sent me a video of it. being played out in the wild at at the. neighborhood why you said I heard it. your friend and it wasn't either one of. those it was your sister well my friend. my no it was my sister's friend okay and. my sister sister I my friend no way that. was being played in the wild it was were. un ironically they were the neighborhood. pool and uh it was my S my sister and.

her friend were just chilling at the. pool and then they said that there was. some like girls that were probably in. like Middle School in like the kitty. side of the pool like just playing queen. bee and they were like trying to figure. out what it was they were like kitty. side of the pool the middle schoolers. were they were that's just what you do. when you're 13 you go swim in the kitty. pool cuz it's like funny. quirky we're swimming in the kitty pool. but yeah so they were swimming in the. kitty pool is that you did Kate over. there in the kitty pool with your Dr. Pepper actually Dr Pepper's bad for you. you oh okay Hot Topic my bad actually.

Coke is bad for you too you know what. else is bad for you. this that was horrible crazy you did not. just do that that can't be good for No. One get away I got you oh gosh oh my. gosh that's bad I don't like it should. we get out of here please stop me and. you me and me and The Gnome are getting. out of no everybody just sit down. everybody sit down sit down where are. you going you don't even have a nose you. got are you trying to fight me right.

now okay guys that noome has literally. been sitting there just being ignored. for. like think we should probably introduce. who it is okay oh but anyway short story. short or however that thing. goes queen bee was played in the wild. yeah it was being played it was being. bumped wow your music's famous Harper. what the freak is that please stop. making that that stop it what what is. going on I don't know if that was oh my. goodness she drank Dr Pepper.

that's why I imagine people like drink. Dr Pepper you were literally just. sucking a can of Dr Pepper 10 minutes. ago that's like my first Dr Pepper. probably like he slurping it he said. that was my bir 2K double fisted. justen had the Hat it was going straight. down oh oh that's like. jello jell put that noise when you eat. Jello-O at a Chinese restaurant. just no you eat jell you don't suck it. down chines for some reason I I know. that's not probably normal but when I.

grew like my whole life growing up we. lived in a small town um the Chinese. restaurant for dessert they had it's. like a buffet and at the buffet for. dessert they have cereal I kid you not. Captain Crunch cinnamon toast like. Captain Crunch and cinnamon toast was. just their dessert no milk no milk it. was just Dry Cereal that they wanted you. to eat and we did how did how did open. yeah it was literally cereal and then. Jell-O like the budget was not there if. they couldn't afford like they're lit. children I kid you not cook all the.

food I'm kidding it was like child labor. they literally get a pack of brownie mix. for like 50 cents at Walmart yes so all. all the all the workers were like 12. they were like kids and it was cereal as. dessert and Jell-O and every time I got. Jello-O and I was just. like and and I would like put it on my. plate and I wouldn't get a fork I would. just bend down and i' go remember go. like a vacuum CER and it would just go. down my throat and M hated me for it do. you remember the um what's it called the. jelly straws what no wait I missed out.

on this the jelly straw in 2020. everybody like and and then and then. they like came up their throat wait the. straws are you talking about like those. packet things that packet things oh the. poppers no no no no no those were jelly. fruits she knows her jelly oh jelly. fruits I never tried one of those I want. to try one soad in fifth grade people. would sell them and I would buy them and. they were like these they like there was. like these sticks of jelly and you would. like tear them open and then you would. and like suck it all the way down your. throat and then you throw back up wow.

you know I used to sell things in in. fifth grade actually it was second grade. I used I went to the store and I bought. a bunch of duct tape and I was going to. make duct tape wallets but then and I. was going to sell them all for $5 but. then I got home and I realized I don't. know how to make a du tape wallet but my. sister did so funny story yeah so my. sister would make du tape wallets and. then I would go sell them at store at. the at the uh school and I pay her for. them and nobody's interested in my story. and this is why I don't tell stories in. the Pod that's a boring one you know the.

fun part of that story fine do you guys. want to hear about the. part. okay where I specifically say. that we got to believe that you can't. say that you believe that word yeah you. can't say really yeah that no it's. bleeped it's done I. still was that. fun all the. okay stop we got to stop we got to stop.

there's no way that's. legal okay it's sugar it's sugar it. literally is it's like a pack of sugar. yeah who even okay so there's a there's. a guest here our host I mean we have a. host just been sitting there while we. talk about these things wait do we have. to bleed that for real probably raise. your hand if you think we should bleed. that uh I don't really care well that's. three here and Alex also counts so Alex. didn't raise his hand it's a tie she. raised her hand to bleep it Kate raised. your hand all right well I don't know if.

those were bleed I'm sorry just know it. was a hilarious well it was a it was it. was a joke about drugs drugs it we said. I about substances let's just say that. the joke is about substances and we. specifically have a sign in our bathroom. that says do not do the substance in our. bathroom no that's Coke we sign that. says don't do Coke in our bathroom yeah. like like drink Coca-Cola and then. there's also there's also would in the. resturant hey you have a microphone. actually you know what you don't have a. microphone don't say that cuz there's. not a photo of M naked yeah that is a. lie it was taken down months ago it's a.

photo of I wasn't naked in the photo. he's partially naked I was in my. underwear and everything's blurred. out so for Reon it's a black box over. everything oh my gosh I it's not a good. photo I regret taking it I was I was. stupid like old you were pretty young in. that photo I was like 18 and it was. stupid and you put it in our house. forever because it was funny to me and. the guys but I realized and once it. wasn't a house full of guys it just got. weird yeah yeah then it got weird um. Okay so we are like 30 minutes into this.

episode and we still have not introduced. oh we have a new host host oh my gosh. where'd you get here you never talk me. yeah I'm sick of the. disrespect stop to stop pointing the. Nubs at me I Choose You she keep. pointing the N all right right. here reveal yourself no no not like that. don't don't say like that don't reveal. yourself uh open up okay unwrap yourself. oh open sesame open yourself oh we're.

getting wait should we we need to Hype. we need to Hype our gnome friend up. ready hey hey he new. [Music]. host oh my goodness she just destroyed. this microphone with her wrapping.

paper that was crazy she didn't with the. helmet on she had no clue where she was. rolling I know parkour like that that. was crazy. parkour wow I had no clue it was. you there oh my I'm not going to lie we. like forgot about you for half a second. you were so quiet oh wow I can't believe. she did a front flip blindfolded that. was crazy I know I was so I was so. scared I was like oh my gosh wow that. was very impressive yeah what if you.

were like facing that way and you did. the straight into the. camera. [Music]. just where was I facing just a crowd guy. you were towards Maverick you it. perfectly no you nailed it you nailed. the direction but R right into Maverick. it was kind of romantic yeah but then. you were kind of stumbling around like. you just got koed in WWE you like I was. trying to get it off it wasn't coming. off hey boo wow dud me after I me after. I spray like that stuff on my hand what. okay um remember we sprayed that stuff.

on our hand and it wouldn't come. off okay mind uh was it okay we got a. new yay guys can you believe that we. literally have a new LOL podcast host. today over one year in oh no almost. exactly like our year anniversary I can. already I can sniff the comments from 3. and a half miles away what comments. y'all are replacing Harper I can't. believe you guys are replacing Harper no. we're just preparing for when Harper.

leaves Harper don't leave us I Harper's. going to leave me everybody genuinely. thought about leaving us I mean like in. the future yeah what the wait for what. if I ever if I ever left the podcast it. would be for something huge she's going. to go Hollywood on us she's going move. makes it worse you say you only leave us. if something better comes along no. I good stretch if I leave the podcast it. would be for something like uh like.

something I don't know uh something hge. and like no I don't know that like like. like a guy I just think it's funny K was. like I can hear the comments y'all are. replacing Harper sweetheart she's closer. to your. chair what she's closer to your chair. than. Harper but I don't get it oh if. somebody's getting replaced I don't. think getting replaced Kate the comments. were pretty crazy that they wanted keny.

on more than that was not true well. there was a I just thought it was funny. like K just assumed like oh people think. we're going to replace Harper like no. because all the comments I see maybe us. three us two were assuming that they. probably we were like we were all. talking before like I hope people in the. comments don't bully Kate like oh y'all. replacing Kate yay um and I hope that. doesn't happen yeah if. everybody mind because kind of we. decided like there's only really room. for like four maybe five we'll see well.

four people and so we were kind of doing. it by like like views who gets the most. views and then the no you still get some. good views. sometimes and uh come back well she's. being so dramatic she's doing herry face. she's such a pck me girl yes you pick me. you well KY here's your new spot on the. I you have replaced her well see you see. I'm actually very happy to have hey if I. was to be replaced who would y'all who. would y'all replace me with uh anybody.

Kevin quite literally anybody that would. come on the podcast I think we'd. replaced you in an instant no I would. actually only replace him with like uh. Donald Trump Donald Trump you know I. relate to that world leader Rich since. you relate to it like replac with lost. to Joe Biden come on really I. uh what the heck did you just sing I. don't know don't I don't know I don't. know I'm guys I feel like we're not. acknowledging that Kenzie is a freaking.

guest don't make a b deal about sorry. don't make a big deal about it we only. wrapped her up for 30 minutes and. suffocated her I'm honestly glad you're. okay cuz that was a long time when I. quit my job the other day they threw me. a surprise. party quit so sweet y she quit yeah I. think they wanted you out of there a. long time she's like do me a surprise. party that was just a party for the. office that's so sweet did you tell them. yeah I'm quitting my very stable. work become a podcaster to go be part of.

the low podcast I did they gave me a. gift card cuz they felt bad for me they. said you're not making any more money. you're not going to make much money. there here's this also we give you an. extra. paycheck no that's kind of crazy they. threw you a surprise quitting party it. was like half surprise see you never. party half bridal shower a they had. little cupcakes with rings on them they. were so was like this. no stop oh my gosh what is wrong with.

you it sounds so. fake that that cannot be like. healthy I hate it imagine how I feel. guys this is every day all the time. imagine how I feel when I lay in bed and. I just want to be all nice and sweet. with my husband okay I canot do that and. he quite literally evil little boy he. does that to me when I'm laying down for. bed he blows me like a mile. away like. like I fly out of the.

bed all right anyways I'm sorry if you. ever you'll have a different bedroom oh. it's so bad Alex it's. hot literally made the room hotter the. degrees the degrees went up I've never. disliked someone so much I the. thermostat literally went from 7 3 to 74. just now you'll ask why I'm so tired all. the time it's cuz I wake up like five. times a night to that even our facial. lady said that she was like why why do.

you have so many knots are you stressed. she was like why are you so stressed out. like cuz she has pimples on her cheeks. and that means stress and and and then. she like felt my knots in my back and. she was like you're like carrying the. weight of the world on your shoulders I. was like is that is that really the line. she hit you with and then I said I can. confirm. just yeah it was bad yeah you do that to. me that's terrible and it's right in my. face yeah I'm sorry like when I put my. mic back here like you're right there I. bet you get pink eye your mic being so. close I've never had pink eye never will.

wait how do you get pink eye just from. Farine yeah you think I'd have it by now. no no actually like how do you get pink. eye cuz I've had it once by standing. behind cash that's no I've had pink eye. once and it was ter also if you ever. need your hair blow dry just stand. behind me what uh it's like bodily. fluids in your eye right wait wait yeah. what is pink eye an infection well you. can get pink eye from sharing like. mascara and eyeliner yeah that's what. happened to me I maybe that's why I've. never had pink eye m I never share eye. utensils well he he used to he used to.

share Maverick's concealer with him and. so he did do that hey no we weren't the. same shade yeah he was like he was like. paper white I have a question if we did. a live show would y'all put makeup on no. yes. potentially would just in the same way. that you should probably put makeup on. oh we meant to tell you this no one's. ever told you this so like we meant to. tell you this I've been meaning I've. been meaning to tell Kate this so like. the way you do your makeup sweetheart um. it always comes off a little shiny which. is fine but like when you do it for the.

podcast with the lights like it needs to. be more po you're treading on thin I. Matt no no no no no no no no this is for. Real it needs to be more powdery of the. light I'm not listening no no this is. for. Real Dey I like that make for when. you're shooting anything that has. cameras and lights you're supposed to. put powder I don't know what it is but. you're supposed to put powdery stuff on. your face because it makes you not shiny. yeah I'm not doing that because well. that's why you look like a light bulb. all the time you know what I was just. advice it's just advice take it or you.

say I light up the room Maverick no no. that's not what I'm saying girls strive. to do that they put like extra do on. their face not when you're shooting but. when you're shooting like when we've. gone on like shoots before like an. actual like commercial shoot thing. they've put they come over to us and. they powder our face so we last time you. did a professional shoot like that was. like 2019 when you had the hype you. hav't been been doing profal Sho since I. was giving you advice again she can't. take advice I've been in commercial. since I was like 12 Okay so I know l a h. o n a Oklahoma Oklahoma commercials yeah.

we were in the Oklahoma tour I was in. alarm commercials alarm. commercials I did lots of commercials he. was when he was like 12 years old there. was this like security alarm for your. house there was I was I was an actor. before I was famous M okay true the the. entertainment industry just always. appealed to Maverick yeah seemed like. easy work so same no did your parents. just like walk you through the mall and. you saw those little people where you. can sign up and you just went and signed. up like my sister did to be a model and.

then for an actor and then they like. needed a very very handsome young man. and so I was like sure I'll do it why. not there's not many of those in. Oklahoma wait what agency did y'all go. through uh I don't no no free plugs no. free PL no um what's it called like. literally that's how I was like when I. was like 12 no they never offered you. that they never said no I was I was an. actor before everything really what' you. act in no I got. auditions Riding Hood no no no no. I I was I was in theater but then I was.

also a model for um Campbell agencies. and then I was before how many modeling. jobs did you do I got. one but I was I for it was for a year. all right and then um they rebooked you. no all year wait what do you mean for a. year it no I was like in their Agency. for a year and then and then uh then in. that year I became like quote unquote. Tik Tok famous and stuff so then um do. your sister model no no God no she's. tall enough she probably could how tall.

is. she Kate I got told I was too overweight. to be a model oh really math I didn't. say. it no the other day me and K were taking. photos for thumbnail photos and she had. to take down her stomach she went like. this yeah we were like in public I was. like har I need to take this thumbnail. cuz cash is like can you send this. picture for our thumbnail I was like I. guess but I'm like posted up in like a. Lobby yeah office building lobby with my. tummy out the thumbnail is for an LOL. Club video I'm going to plug it if you. guys haven't go sub subbe to our LOL. Club YouTube channel do y'all have plugs.

Link in the description uh no no plugs I. don't got no plug you have plug list but. speaking of being fat there's something. we have yet to tell you Kinsey no oh. shoot don't tell her don't tell don't. tell her okay you are not fat someone. needs to tell I've been I've been going. through this for a year and just cuz. you're the new person I will not let. them let pick on you you're in the fat. chair you you are you're right in the. fat chair you're in the fat chair I'm. being I'm being so for that's F chair so. when you're on the edge of the screen. the camera lenses always are warped a. little bit so it stretches you little.

see how that main camera uh you're the. closest and Harper they look like little. beans little tiny me and you we skinny. Queens we skinny I still look fine cuz. I'm Me Kate always looked a little wide. so you're probably a little it's like. [Applause]. this it's unall. for why is it so loud no go sit in it go. back and sit in it you deserve.

smell sit. down it's like actually it's like so. gross it can't even be funny anymore. like do you need to go to the bathroom. bro like you're allowed to. leave uh but no seriously that is the. fat chair that's not a joke M you're not. talking in your mic I think they can. hear. me no I will say but yeah the chair. because the way the C that camera over. there is angled theoretically it's the. fat chair not theoretically you can. visually see. I you're going to be extra wide you know.

czy seen a double wide trailer dude I'm. so glad I'm all the end cuz like I would. be so in insecure no do you know C is I. was like looking every time I see like. shorts of myself come up from the. podcast on Tik Tok I literally have to. scroll because I I'm not even joking I. always was like why do I look so big in. these and then they finally told me. today they're like well you were always. sitting on the edge so it stretched you. out and made you look bigger and I was. like I've told y'all for like I've told. them so many times I feel like I look so. big and they were all like oh sucks but.

then today they spent like 30 you want. my chair what funny is today we spent. like 30 minutes trying to make you not. fat and they could not have put any sort. of effort we did we got you a little. little thinner yeah you should look. skinny now yeah not like Kate hot down. yeah because I've had to look I've had. to look like 10 pounds heavier on camera. the last year but then when kid's coming. in they're like oh but kiny it's kiny we. got to make her look like a skinny Queen. she already is a skinny Queen no. I have a great all right thing what's.

your great thing is this. no I'm kidding kidding wow everybody. even Alex the cameraman started to take. his headphones off I got a question Cas. also I know you guys think this the. farts sound effects are not fake. everyone is like in the comments when I. do fart people like Is that real yes. there's sometimes like in the club. videos it's added in obviously you know. it's like cuz the microphones are on our. chest but when he farts right into the. microphone you know what bad is it's.

like those last farts he's done like the. all of them have just been like building. up and now there's just a fart smell. lingering right now that we can't get. rid of yeah it smells like crap it. smells like actual like it genuinely. smells like man I can eat some does your. microphone smell I love Nutella put your. put your face in your microphone and. smell I'm to go get Nella why are you. saying. this dude we're in the middle of a. podcast that's it Harper nobody. needs to sit. there that's.

it have something to cut it scissors. over there see scissors oh no's going to. kill me here go you better get up here. quicker oh you don't get to fart and. stink up the whole studio and expect. your friend to be in one ey get. back. oh hurry. hurry hurry no way. no. oh me that the 360 was absolutely insane.

360 fart you that was insane I tried but. nothing came out I've never seen a 360. part that's crazy no scope too is you. going to eat that straight just right. out of the jar oh I told you I love he. a60 he it looked a little fruity great. hey no eat it dog did you get bit by a. dog like what happened there no it was. at cheer bag today I had to wipe all the. blood on my shirt and and yeah it was. bad did you shower after cheer practice.

no I we weren't sweating yeah what about. I don't know I feel like you can get. like I don't know some sort of I shower. every night like obnoxious thing called. staff staff yeah staff I'm going to get. a staff infection guys no the only. reason I didn't do that shower because. is because I shower at night I was. kidding oh yeah I care night shower I. have a nighttime shower nighttime shower. routine no no no no okay anyways why you. dude stop I just he got all off fin I.

told him he's being obnoxious this. episode which you are you know I hope. they clip you again hey. look oh you should actually throw it why. do you always think I'm being obnoxious. cuz farting in the microphone three. times speaking up the whole room is. slightly obnoxious like this follow me. don't throw it at me chill if you throw. that don't throw scissors everybody know. everybody knows no I don't really want. that's my next part is gonna go in your.

mic you know what I will be ready um. okay I don't care I will be ready to get. up and go away and do you like doing. cheer still yeah I love it but um what. do you love about everything sorry my. alarm's going off but yeah like today we. are doing an inversion and what the heck. is that it's like a handstand sounds. like a baptism really I was thinking it. sounds like they're like casting Spirits. out sounds like something some ritual a. hand and down one go up to um a uh.

what's it called um a uh air V oh. congratulations did you land it I did. but um all the other times I didn't wait. a second so you're in a handstand in the. air in the air in the air and then you. can do a handstand in the air yeah and. then they flip me up like she like float. like you levitate in the air upside down. yes yes I do you're doing a handstand in. the air with people holding me up no I. won't video proof her didn't have okay. oh she's she came with her receipts M. she knew you would no I promise she not.

hand they're like holding up her waist. or something no she knows that. Maverick's her biggest hater she came. prepared I just seen her do a handstand. it's not okay just wait is there ever. going to be a day that you guys like. don't are you though see there I am let. me. see calm down there's enough makeup to. go around what did I tell you I mean. it's it's kind of but like you are being. like someone's literally holding your. ankles up text text it in the chat are. holding your ankles up M why you hating. so hard yeah you Dr like she was.

obviously proud of it you drink a big. old. Gade that's what you did two seconds. actually for a second you are holding it. I'll give you that did you hear what. Kate just said huh go ahead Kate say. it I said I like your shirt she said you. B you drank a big old gulp of haterade. haterade big old gulp of haterade. F that was too funny you you sound like. a Facebook mom. Little Johnny and Myra went to summer.

camp this week and I was so happy to see. the way that the Lord touched their. hearts they went swimming in the creek. they went canoeing in the creek wait. what are you doing what this what's. happening right now are you telling me a. bedtime story no it was a Facebook mom. post I don't know where that came from. though like remember like huh why are. you being so hateful you are this close. to getting kicked off my podcast my. podcast that's it KY take her place I'm. not being hateful I was defending my. friend Harper. defense no she she did cuz you were.

bullying her and she's literally just a. teenage girl and I don't stand for grown. 27-year-old. bul no I don't I don't mind getting. bullied I I really don't care I don't. you like that. like oh no oh go hey every chill out he. want to be tell to make up for no no no. no just I knew I knew I knew I should. have donated that anti-bullying. companion. I would that 50 bugs she would not be.

bullied right now funny how are you. going to stop anti-bullying like like. with. money $100 this antibullying cign. campaign I got a great topic earlier I. think I was going to say and then I. either farted or got Nutella oh I don't. remember but I'm going to bring up the. topic now because this is the most. hilarious thing that has happened to me. probably in my entire life and I repped. it so oh gosh one second not the rec. Clips the rec Clips do me dirty oh no oh. yeah reclip I have that on my phone bro. oh wow that's great okay so here we go.

um all right I was I was in the car the. other day me and Kate we were going on. the. road I feel like you should recp stuff I. do sometimes literally mid store here. sorry literally like mid yeah you really. taking forever you're like me and Kate. we're going going to I'm not playing the. piano I was putting on the tellway yeah. but you're struggling struggling me he. can't think and talk or I mean talk and. think I think he was just like debating. he really wanted more you know he's this. is why I fart because y'all do stuff. like this okay continue sorry I'll fart.

if you do it again go ahead do it m. please don't oh test me test me I me. test me bully oh bully me m Bully Me Oh. you big lips okay okay. run I shall protect you I'm scared here. can you get in on this. too we we're all a trio now hey you guys. should be singing the song We Are.

Family what did you say I'm. smelly you guys remind me of what what. is that from is it from free Willie when. all the whales are together and they're. like. we. what who's the great who's the great wh. oh wait no what's it called a great. white whale is that crazy it's a a great. white whale. sorry oh yeah my reclip I was in the car.

me and Kate yeah and we're having a. conversation my reclip is planing in the. background recp is an app where if you. guys leave it open it like records all. the time and you can catch conversations. without people knowing like after the. conversation's over you can be like I. want to I'm going to go back and record. that conversation we had 30 seconds ago. or two minutes ago yeah so me and. blackmail I need this me and K were in. the make sure to download it secretly. SEC secretively because my friends found. out that I had it and it was not good. what like she caught them calling her.

mean names yeah on her so me and Kate. were in the car my recp was going K said. something that I must cherish for the. rest of my life so here it is it's about. Maverick what did you say about me. that's right it is about you were you. talking about how much you love me how. much you how much you appreciate me. living here listen to this and M I hope. you know like this genuinely Came From. the Bottom of her heart cuz she did not. know we I was recording is this real. this this is raw uncut footage oh let's.

hear it I'm so excited can we do this. like every Christmas was like middle of. like do we all like say like this is. what the other family member said about. you I was the middle of like my news. interview this is raw uncut footage that. you only see here on the L podcast on. CBS local news no it's the on the LOL. podcast local podcast local it's always. local CU we're local I don't know it's. always a local channel if you're local. to Dallas we're local no or the United. States or the world chally if you're in. the world we're pretty local compared to. the rest of the universeal channel like.

if you're on local Earth if you're on. local Earth if you're on local if you're. in Mars we're not so local all right. here we are if you can drive there or. fly there you're fine if you got to take. a rocket ship you're not local flying. the joke is done no rocket ship is not. flying okay let's get to this okay sorry. sorry so play the reclip all right here. it is why is your face in it I took a. selfie you like it sure that's cute okay. here we go um wow that's you just got to. be care when you're talking about it. though because Str that's why I like.

talking about it no I don't want you. stressing her out though that's the. thing it's funny no I don't like when. your brother stresses me out so I don't. want you to stress her out I just don't. think it's a big deal no because your. brother your brother annoys me when he. knowes that and I don't like I don't. like being around him 50% of the time. because he just is stressing me out 50%. of the time no actually actually 50 is. pretty generous I don't like being. around him 75% of 75 cuz he just. stresses me out all the time I don't. want you to be like that to Kenzie you. only like Maverick 25% of the time when.

he's not talking I like. him that hold. on when he's not talking I like him you. must hate him on the podcast that is. crazy you're going to get an edit M how. do you feel about. that how do you feel about. that yeah that's right I like you right. now just how Kate likes you she's got. you right she want you no talking no I.

don't even remember how that came about. Maverick probably did something like. shattered a light bulb in my house and. didn't tell me to stress me out that no. that just happened so that definitely. was not but to be fair she was telling. me about how I shouldn't stress out k. kiny i I was telling him don't be like. your brother cuz I don't want you to. stress keny out no no no I do not stress. Kate out that's not true remember when. Harper said that he stresses you out. wait wait M remember when Harper said. they went to get their facials done and. the facial lady told Kate that she's. stressed out and that's why she's got so.

many pimples I'm never the one that. stresses you out what are you talking. about pimples he stresses you out me. yeah you no I'm am I the drama yeah I'm. always like oh you think Kate and then. he just goes for it he's like ah Kate's. fine she doesn't care yeah yo this. wrapping paper bro cash stop oh my. goodness I'm done sorry that one just. squeezed out oh sorry you B over like. Ross from friends yeah. arper I'm sorry you're just right in the. firing zone yeah I would understand if.

you leave thank you um leave the I'm not. leaving and why is it smell. sour. 75% that's a lot he's tearing up no 75%. of the time is literally she likes you. I'm just disappointed I couldn't get a. 100 Step It Up. Baby guys I'm so confused Maverick has. never cried on the podcast neither have. I yeah yes you have the baby thing oh. well that was we know it was all think.

Maverick going to cry when I walk down. the aisle oh my go she says that with a. smile on her face dude you have to I had. to fake it for mine it's worth it though. fake if you fake it it really touches. their heart such an embarrassing mean to. do I would laugh I'm kid I'm kidding. babe I didn't fake it she was looking at. me weird I don't like that okay I'm. kidding I didn't fake it dude I would. laugh if you cry but look look at me I'm. crying right now I'm looking at you w. oh I'm crying looking at you baby cuz. you're so pretty oh oh can I door Dash.

some Chick-fil-A right. now so let's let's go back and attack. the little thing that you said so how do. I stress you. out you just do things like like when he. throws scissors like this and you don't. know who's it going to hit SC me every. yeah because obviously you can see I'm. the one throwing the scissors see what I. mean when I say he's the one stressing. her out oh sorry imagine I poke. somebody's ey. [Music]. oh turn it off can drop it on.

Spotify please drop it on Spotify that's. pretty up there with that wait does that. repeat you what sing doesn't have in. case you wondering that's the song if. you buy little Elmo stuffed animal. that's the. song El his teeth were JY. El Why You See Elmo's high pitch not el. el I think he was trying to like show. off his vocals though that's why he was. singing like el.

el. el fix your hat nobody can see you look. nobody can see m m always wears his dark. black hat like this no one. cares he's like this all the time Ohio. he looks like he's about to do one of. those shoot off that the westerns do. guys I watched your space cowboy um. performance yeah like that no me and my. friends were dying laughing performance. like the music video when we were on. stage uh on uh in the in the music video.

oh yeah you like that me and my friends. were laughing at it yeah we for a good. laugh we turn on your music. video gets me every time do you realize. that y'all are the people that like set. up the whole thing and like G you said. specifically it was your song I couldn't. believe you actually did what we. remember when you didn't want to invite. me on. stage what remember you didn't want to. invite me on stage cuz I have nothing to. do with it uh I'm there was never a. stage or girl you know how. this s hey there's never what do I do.

that stresses you out. swe your bathroom what wait wait wait. wait restart I wasn't listening like I'm. turning my ears on for example he floods. his bathroom for a music video which is. great but I didn't want to flood it you. think I was sitting here and I was like. I can't wait to flood my bathroom I. think you find enjoyment in doing things. like that yes I think you think it's fun. to be like oh my bathroom's flooded no I. didn't want no normal I flooded my. bathroom on purpose I feel like you find. a little bit of we had to do it it's our. job and then I get stressed out that I.

can't trust you enough to clean it up. completely I did didn't I no cuz there's. a funky smell now because it's theug oh. my gosh I'll tell you what stresses are. out that you do for instance you know. how you were hanging out I brought you. new rugs I did I did you know how you. were hanging up blinds yeah that she. ordered yeah she really appreciates that. yeah yeah but you left the cushions you. like you took a break oh I know and I. called her and told her that I had to. leave and I've been working on him the. whole time for something it just fres. I'm just letting you know I'm just. important you're right I'm a horrible.

person you guys hear that 75% of the. time I stress her out she buys like. $1,000 blinds that are ra complicated. she you called her in the car yesterday. he said these blinds suck balls yeah I. said something like that okay I may not. have said that word for word okay that's. pretty crazy no he actually did say that. listen I don't think that was my choice. of words could have been maybe I don't. know that was a very bad example because. that's not no no no that is a good. example I am going out of my my way to. hang up her blinds okay and I start on.

them one day battery dies on the drill. gun can't find the charger so I I put. everything away wait a couple days for. the charger to come in I started get on. the blinds I have to go to church I have. like an hour to do it so I'm working as. fast and as hard as I can I wait until. the last second I have to leave and I'm. like all right I'm gonna have to stop on. these I didn't get it finished and you. know what I'll just have to pick it up. tomorrow can and you know what I left I. left the couch cushions out and you. didn't work fast enough that's why I. stressed her out. that instead of going you know what.

Maverick worked hard on these blind I. can pick this up real quick everybody. knows true I think cash is literally. making me out to be some psycho yep you. were putting him to work he was like. days never finished Master got be. working maybe one day Master set me. free no I come in and I heard him. singing that song he was hanging the. blinds. never no sorry okay what stress is K. stress k out that Ms does um I I want.

you to stop talking making me look crazy. not using a coaster no that is not true. do you want to see our Marvel C like. what sorry I'm sorry swee art it's she. bought a coaster for a marble cabinet I. didn't know that wasn't that wasn't a. normal thing I thought you bought. coasters to put drinks on yeah but on. like wood things yeah yeah things that. it would stain. well that just seems weird like when you. have a glass of water and like the the. glass starts getting wet on on the. outside it dripples all over the counter. and then you just got a puddle of water. on the counter but if you put it on the.

coaster it stays on the coaster yeah. putting a coaster on a marble counter is. like vacuuming the grass anyways it's. like use it's like useless I'm going to. defend myself on the blinds it's like. digging a hole because I look crazy. you're going to defend yourself on the. blinds because I look crazy I came in. and I think everybody knows that I okay. I have a little bit of some issues and I. know that I know that if everything's. not perfect I shouldn't freak out the. way I do but I do okay so let's rephrase. what you said I stress myself out 7 5%. of the time no that was just cash saying. like that was literally just cash being.

an instigator and trying to get us to. argue right now because I came in no he. wasn't I heard the reclip it was RA I'm. just an innocent man that secretly. recorded something wait does does this. stress you out just be honest all right. um all right uh okay so hold on don't. keep sit. up don't keep me contained. [Laughter]. [Music]. I she's she's singing Our Song stop stop.

stop singing space boy I'm going to RKO. you stop stress me out I don't like it. does it look does it look like new quey. new that that's your. part doesn't look like I have long legs. and now it's time for my WAP sash. keep stop what is going on this is just. the you guys SE. clown that's that that's what you're. trying to do that's not how you do the.

in clown dance it's like this you C got. it. down going to kick something he's. glitching. side you're going to literally kick one. of us you're not. funny. K okay so Kate uh so what makes you more. mad what well go ahead and defend. yourself on the blinds I guess I was not. upset that you left the couch cushions. out because I am smart enough to. acknowledge that you were taking a time. out the out of your day to put Linds up. for me and I'm greatly appreciative of.

that so thank you this like therapy or. something for spending so much time. working on those blinds and thank you. because I know you're going to keep. working on them today and if you don't. get them today you're going to work on. them tomorrow I thank you for that. finish no that's a stack on your back. Wing that was not you stressing me out. that was me stressing myself out like. you said and that's okay okay so what. else that's okay what else do I do that. stresses you out happens you know like. literally all of y'all all three of.

y'all boys in this house stress me out. throwing the ball on the stairwell and. breaking a light stresses me out oh she. doesn't like when we throw things like. this you could have poked a hole in the. wall and this might be our room one. day M you actually put a D in the wall. no it's fine what about like. this. God oh my God. the painting didn't fall down are you. okay K well it's okay don't cry what's.

wrong she have to cry no it's just like. so annoying like why do we throw we're. literally moving out of this house in. like six seven. months holes in the wall do it please. guys's not happy please do it just turn. around punch a hole in the wall please. what if I H A stud you won't you won't. just do it if I had a stud don't there's. holes in the wall pleas please punch a. hole what if he doesn't break it what if.

he doesn't break it and he can't break. it he like go on he physically can't no. just do it you know but I could punch a. hole can I punch a hole in something. yeah the wall I'm G to punch a hole in. something and that why should I punch a. hole in they wrapping paper I need to. punch a hole in. something the TV I punch the TV knock. the we've been needing the new one just. knock it out come on look at every she. stress it out you know we punch the TV I. don't want you to punch anything we're. grown adults let's act like it okay just.

punch TV punch a ho and then the TV's. going to hit the wall punch a hole. something I'll hold the TV for. you really. mhm bet you know what okay so what do I. actually do that stresses you out that. you just threw something at the wall and. literally dented the wall Maverick. that's stressful for Content it's all in. the name of content and it'll get fixed. one day no it's not it's not going to. get fixed I know it's not. hey hey relax dog I that's that's why.

that's why that's why you get CED up you. got clipped up right there do y'all just. hear Maverick he Saida dog relax dog. chill out hang on because I seem to be. the only person in this household who. cares about the well-being of the house. because I don't know if you guys noticed. but a house is a lot of money you want. to know and I want to take care of it. how easy it is to fix that it's not. going to be fixed so that's the thing. when we move out it will be you know you. know why it be fixed while we still live. here I know what the issue is wait y'. moving. no we're not they keep sayt they keep. saying that to make it better but we.

haven't even like wait but if y'all move. y'all move in on Texas minutes itbe like. five minutes down the road if we moved. somewhere that literally is like a. thought that was thrown into the air. like earlier this week we are not. actually moving right now we moving in. like six seven months here's the. thing I know what we stress you out less. about the house so you know how you. don't like when we just like throw. things in like how put a D in the wall. right here mhm it makes it a lot easier. if you realize. the house is not Al loone it's the. bank's house it's not even.

ours who is the bank gonna tell. them who who's the bank or the bank or. how long's this podcast been going uh. you should tell them you the the Elmo. you know the houses the house is paid. off y yeah we like 100 oh my gosh we're. rich we were so we bought the house yeah. now we got to fix the house no I'm. kidding um guys thank you so much for. watching this episode also if you want. to listen to our song that Harper's been.

singing this whole time space cowboy I. think it's on the screen right now keep. me. contain it's not it's on the cash and. map channel it's better it's better when. we sing it just click the thing if you. want to watch it yeah yeah all right. peace.