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anything new yeah you know I'm just uh. I'm getting married no what the hold on. do you believe that he's going to get. married no I don't believe that I'm. sorry but I don't no Harper no I'm. getting married not no did you not see. the honesty in her heart my guy there's. a picture of her I have pictures of my. girl she doesn't look too good why did. you say Harper in the heart she doesn't. look good what does that mean like she. has a bad. personality. [Music]. oh. okay put the book away the book.

Kate oh I lost my page hold on I got to. find my page K reading and Harper just. woke up from a nap I don't know show. show them your face I don't know if you. guys can see but she's got the nap scars. D savings has really took a toll on. me got you all whacked up the eclipse. got our time whacked I don't even know. guys what that necklace what oh it's h. it's an H for what why do we never have. the right L what's the H for Harper. stupid.

what's your necklace say h Harper for. help me. for no oh for what look for how about we. move on oh wow okay that was good guys I. can't I've never fallen asleep at. y'all's house and I did that's a lie. you've definitely fallen asleep here. before I don't know if she has I don't. know if she has I will say like are you. really into yourself with the H and then. does that say Harper yeah you you really. like yourself dang you really repping. the Harper name huh is my lashes like.

flying off or something it is I wasn't. going to tell you but it is it is at any. second when I woke up my lashes were all. stuck together what about M people you. know girls tell me I have good lashes. I'm always getting my lashes defin no. girl you told me that shut up you told. me that lashes are bad shut up that's. not true no you told me that you said. cash your eyelashes are just so. naturally I wish my eyelashes were like. that oh and then I start using so good. what did you say that I started using a. lash serum pull your mic up a little you. talk like a mouse. [Music].

what's lash to you on it grows your. lashes really yeah you have a serum that. can grow things yeah yeah that's crazy. um Harper how was your nap though good I. actually it was the best nap I've ever. had oh that's really what did you dream. about not a liot she she she slept for. like an hour I came up here like an hour. ago and I saw her when she was sleeping. she was. like no no no. you me no no no please no please.

M no you weren't cuz cuz what's it. called I had a dream about my coach. dipping me in acid crazy Cas what that. was crazy what her nightmares are. Maverick no what why you act like you. don't get my joke Alex is shaking his. head too why you act like you don't get. my joke I just don't like it I really. want to cut out of the podcast it's. weird what you don't you don't want to. it's a weird joke Harper I know.

you. would well so why every acting weird. right now because you like started. jokeing it wasn't funny what do you mean. you like my joke no it's like nobody. laugh everyone just went I kind of want. to go back to reading my book cuz I had. like a page left and then I was going to. be done with my chapter what was. happening in your book that was so. important it's actually I'm this book. spoiler alert this book has been like. literally killing my vibe for the last. like three days like I've been so sad. every time I read it cuz it's such a sad. book why would you read the book I don't. want to be read read it I read the first.

book and the first book like destroyed. me and I was like okay there's a second. Destro I need to like read the second. book and I'm reading it but I'm hating. my life while I read it then why the. heck do you read it it's supposed to be. a fun hobby I know but I need I really. want to know the. story but yeah so so you read a book. that makes you sad that sounds great and. I'm never gonna after I finish this book. I will never read a book like this ever. again sounds like me I I live in a house. that's sad oh yeah guess what me and. Kate were watching a movie last night or. two nights ago something like that and.

it was the movie have yall seen the. movie um there's like a snow these. snowboarders going the ski lift and the. ski lift gets stuck it's like Frozen. that's what it's called Frozen is it. really yeah kind of Frozen yeah don't. watch this Frozen the ski these skiers. go on a ski trip and their ski lift. stops at night and no one knows they're. there and they're there like all week. have you seen that movie they like getu. on wait have you seen that movie no oh. anyways they break their legs the one. guy jumps off the ski and he breaks his.

legs and then wolves come and eat him. alive while their two friends watch and. it's very very gruesome and just not a. fun watch and anyways Kate wakes up. after that guy's dead and there's only. two on the ski lift and she looks up the. ending to the movie wakes up she's not. even watching the movie I'm watching the. movie she's asleep Kate wakes up oh no. looks at the. screen gets on her phone Googles who. lives goes back to. bed I was I do doesn't even watch the.

movie I don't like movies like that and. I was stressing cuz I didn't no you're. actually the worst person ever to watch. a movie with I didn't tell him what. happened yeah but after the movie she. was like I knew she lived like it's like. you just start taking away the whole. experience of the movie I didn't want to. experience that movie that's why I went. to bed Cas was like do you want to watch. this I said no I'm going to go to sleep. it'd be like going to watch like a. tournament and like you already know who. won honestly cash at least you didn't. have to watch the movie with her because. sometimes she just makes bad vibes my. ey's twitching today.

I didn't even say anything I didn't even. say a word and apparently I was given. bad vibes or not bad vibes you were you. were mad at me and I didn't even say. anything that is not true yes you were. she cash said something I vouch and then. she said I wasn't mad at him and then. she said oh I'm so mad at you Maverick. and I was like say that I'm sitting in. the backseat of the car what did I vouch. for you vouch for me okay yeah I'm. sitting in the backseat of the car and. I'm like what in I I didn't even say. anything I haven't said anything the. whole time that is just not and she's. like but you just would say something.

right now that is not how oh oh she did. say that I would say something therefore. I'm already in trouble you did say that. so are you guys going to are you done. lying lying what the then what happened. what happened was Cash said something. and then Maverick said he didn't say. anything but then he started to talk and. I was like well Maverick you would say. something just like that I didn't even. start to talk that is not what happened. I didn't even open my mouth yes you did. you open your mouth that's why I. acknowledged you you open your mouth a. lot that is this is true nope yeah. you're right yeah no you already know.

like you already know dog. please she just woke up for real she's. like oh my gosh I'm on the podcast she. literally woke up and she was like did. you guys film already yeah without you. we should have started why she was. asleep and been like and moved her right. here and been like so Harper's asleep. bro on the floor poker before we started. theast you said you said you had a good. story when we were in the car I don't. remember I don't know what's going on. don't remember like do you.

know why is your head like that what do. you mean yeah I'm just looking at. looking this direction okay I'm glad. everyone else was thrown off by the way. turned this way I don't like looking. like this way yeah no no no dude like. like that camera angle I promise you you. just saw the top of your hat you like. this L well I was trying to still stay. in the mic I heard you had a good story. Harper heard your story not what I. said you have a toilet seat on your deck. it looks like you whipped it na neigh. too hard bro you were like.

that not at all good story I'm just he's. like now watching I'm stuck like this. anyways Harper what's your story Harper. did you know cash got beat in an arm. wrestling competition with his grandma. okay that was so unnecessary to bring up. what the he's deflecting it was a long. time ago it was he was 18 years old he's. deflecting so hard 18 yeah m is. deflecting right now and. you I don't know what you're talking he. being so mean to me two seconds ago and. then mean first I wasn't mean I didn't.

say anything well gosh darn it now I got. to clear the ear about my gra clear the. no now I just hold on no you don't if. you want to watch it they can watch the. Bros podcast my grandma did beat me in. an arm musling competition but I was. very young you're 18 years old 18 years. old is Young he was not 18 do you I feel. like you get in trouble at school Harper. they picked me up from school today it. was so we did for the first time we. picked Harper up from school it was so. embarrassing yeah what I'm kidding will. you ever have us pick you up again yeah.

really maybe not cash but what why not. me yeah. ho how he sounded hoer I was I was. hanging out the window I was like hyper. hyper over here I was I was like I I see. you hey you're just likey I didn't play. Queen Bee I really want he was trying to. play Queen Bee I wouldn't let him I was. like please can we blur queen bee as we. pull up honestly I wouldn't really care. because like the people that were in the. front of the school weren't like crazy. like like oh my gosh like these people.

can't see this cuz like they were my. friends and then it was Y forel and Y. stop saying that they in case yall are. wondering Y forell is the gang at her. school that doesn't exist does cuz her. school is so. gayed okay okay I. can't they certainly haven't believe. that they probably have NOP and are the. scar still on my face yeah why do we got. to bleep that but now I'm like kind of. sleepy is anybody else confused why we. got to bleep that I think it's my turn. for we're bleeping yall be too bleepy.

nowadays everyone I'm vouching for all. the comment section and everything Alex. and M be like bleep and K bleep it oh. just bleeped it oh bleep it what's the. point of having a podcast that we can't. speak our mind we do speak our minds but. what we don't do is say what she said. that is not okay I'm sorry that you guys. had to hear bleeps you guys come to hear. raw truth from the LOL podcast and what. you get is a bunch of what you get is a. bunch of.

and then you hear us laugh about it and. you're not even included it's just. slightly filtered it's okay no it's not. okay to be filter you know what's funny. it's a free country like while I was. sleeping all the fluid went down this. face so now I have something in my ear. um something in my eye and my um I can't. hear I got a question for you Harper uh. do you know what the official name for. our country is the United States of. America is this true what what is it. true what is it I I don't know what you.

mean I we have a lot of names America. America United States of America USA the. US okay I believe it's the United States. of America wow is it though because. really your your your passport what does. it say United States of America US. Passport it's an abbreviation for the. United States so of America isn't. included no because we're the United. States you know someone might have put. their bare butt on that toilet seat yeah. I mean I did but you think anybody else. besides. me well Alex. just pointed out.

himself um what did uh one day I'm going. to switch out that toilet seat for like. one of the ones in the rest of the house. I I would hate myself for the rest of my. life that would be horrible cuz I'd be. doing everything like I earlier I had it. in my mouth like this oh that's nice e. and if that was a real toilet seat. that'd be bad that would that's still. bad honestly even if it's not a real. toilet seat hey so how do we go about. signing up for y for real you can't well. you probably I want to be a part of the. game do you think they'd let cash from.

mavian if they. wanted I'm actually trying to think. because like like that is so funny we'. won in let's call this one guy so. there's a there's so hold on your. stories are so slow speed up girl let me. hear there's. like and in the whole entire game and he. is the leader for some reason what no. sense I I don't know why so he's like. the pimp of the group actually no no. it's a it's a Hawaiian guy who's the.

coolest of the group I mean I don't. really mind. him welcome to the game Hawaiian do not. say Ola oh my Lord forgot about that. they say aloha aloha aloha welome going. to the gang my friend what kind of gang. inflicted activities do these people. engage in think about 30-year-old men. crazy like like 401ks no no like like. they're they're insane like they're well. see I heard stories about.

41 they're crazy I've heard stories. about what uh adult gangs do and I just. I really don't feel as though you're. gang at school doing that when when. they're at school do these gang members. are they like yes ma'am to the teacher. no oh my gosh last oh God don't say the. names no last year. though oh God okay continue I'm s tired. to bleeping things I already know y'all. are bleeping it why are yall bleeping. things I'm going to quit if we keep. bleeping things I will say we have to.

chill it on the bleeping because people. in the comments hate it well sure no one. likes when you're listening to something. and you hear a bleep it's like. specifically like I literally I do not. blame yall if y'all unsubscribe and. leave now no one likes to bleep. obviously but let's finish the story. so yeah last year the guy um toilet seat. like the the to seat guy um yeah I want. my name to be TC no so the toilet of the. color of the toilet seat guy um was like. in in math class and and he started.

cussing to the. teacher really yeah and what happened. she was like downstairs now he was like. what you going to do about it and I was. like what you going to do and I was like. a and they they they talking these. gangster voices guy said that yeah. and I'm not trying to be like rude or. anything because like I totally. understand you y FR if y'all are. watching um she's like worried she's. wait she worried about the game guys.

seriously oh goodness you don't want to. mess with them I think my head might be. stuck hold on you guys don't want to. mess with them I I really don't think W. is going to take you out no you don't. understand like they're. insane that look like it hurt yeah I. kind of did put it back over so I have a. question Harper have you guys at school. ever made like a teacher cry and like. quit yes I challenge YH to a gang battle. me versus all. you they're like they're in eighth grade.

I'm I'm fairly confident ninth. grade you won't win you no you won't win. if y'all see me on the streets like jump. me. please if y tr's on the streets please. jump me one time a 12 going to come one. day he's going to be like yeah I got. jumped by some ninth. graders no one time he be like I. couldn't hit him they were children and. they were just me no be laughing now but. just wait until they hurt you seriously. arer what did they do to make you vouch. for them like this no like you don't.

want are you part of the. gang no I SAR you like run their books. or something y'all don't understand like. like the hostess at the game y do not. want to mess with them at all like. they're scary listen here red they don't. want to mess with cash look at him I. have a toilet seat as a weapon I would. literally embarrass him I put the toilet. seat on his head and I be. like one time they cornered me I'm not. joking why though like what did you do. to make y HL so mad they they need to. Corner or yeah it was me and bro we were.

walking and they came out from. McDonald's and we were like oh my gosh. we got to go the toilet seat came up to. us his I'm not toilet seat by the way I. know it might look like I'm toilet seat. guy but I'm not keep in mind um all. their pants are below like the all oh. like below their butt cheeks like pants. on the ground pants on the ground hat. turned sideways G in your mouth looking. like a fool with your pants on the. ground you really get mad at her for. interrupting stories but you're like. just as bad me.

yeah you talking to me yes oh God give. me a. minute what your head looks so B harb's. phone's ringing give a minute stand by. turn your head your head they got ears. all over the place the gang know she's. talking about it in case y'all are. wondering also oh was it not the gang. hey yeah why. mhm. watch watch. oh God oh God what what happened who was.

it a Spam risk a. Spam let me let me show y'all how bad. this is like I'm not they're called. Young hoodlums For Life can you. abbreviate on that map so they know how. scary their name is yeah young hoods for. life you guys literally sound like. children y h for young hoods for life. like it's like they made that name when. they were seven and they're like well we. made it so we have to keep it yeah wait. Harper so what did what did like other.

GS I'm going to name other G but they. are way cooler sounding than yeah like. crit crit walking blood yeah I don't. want to say anything about them though. we we respect you screw you Crips I'm. kiding I'm kiding I'm kid respect listen. I'm just kid wearing a to I just say kid. wearing a toyy what do I know this is. the Hawaiian tell him to say. something this just cut that part. out no not bleeping me. I Ain.

scared guys this is the leader of I'm. scared I don't I'm not with him I'm not. with to seat man. okay trying to show y yeah like no I got. I'll I'll call up young H for. toilet if I come AC if I come across. some Crips I'll be like young HS for. life where you at this is them or that. they pull up on their electric scooters. it's more of a it's more wait you have a. picture of young huls for life oh that. that's not all of them give it the Young.

For Life get give it I feel like I'm. making fun of kids we can't put this in. no no let me. see you're looking last ready what. the oh my gosh that was a close call why. y'all keep laughing at these kids. bro wait let me see let me see let me. see let me see let me see it let me see. I'm so sorry you're scared of right now. I'm so sorry you guys can't okay who. trust to catch she only play sofball her. whole.

life that's the. gang no no that that's not the gang guys. let see let me see swipe is crazy the. swipe is. crazy guys just I wish y'all could see. this but we can't also I'm not making. fun of children it's just they're. they're gangers they look like Frat. Boys listen at this point they're. they're adult men right they want to be. in a gang. so y'all don't understand like they they. like let me show you one of my Sav in. chats of them let me Harper you're in.

contact with this gang Harper you got to. get out of the gang gang life's not for. you hey cash can I see that toilet seat. real quick what toilet seat that toilet. seat oh this one yeah I'm going to need. it for something it should been more. specific oh and let me show you this. other one wait Harper so what do they. say when they I can fit fit through it. this is the one told me oh sorry this is. the one that told me to shut up today. wait a gang told told you to shut up. yeah he no way wait let me see it let me.

see it I accept the challenge first off. you can't fit through this let me see it. let me see it child. please look at you I think he could fit. through yo you just farted when I heard. that y'all heard K fart right wait y'all. heard that oh y'all heard it again I. heard again that was literally Alex is. farting Alexis is farting behind the. camera hey hold on who thinks cash can. fit through this toilet seat I do I. think z% I am seeing remember the. remember the window in the bus yeah but. it's so tiny there. smaller than that yes no shot wait you.

say no or yes no all right Harper you. can help him help oh you can fit through. it easy wait you go first and then I'll. go you're going to have to go same arm. I'm having second. thoughts here let me help. you um. so oh my gosh you're going to get it. stuck on her yeah don't get it stuck on. her please that's a bad episode come on. oh thank go.

get yo this is how I'm going to take. down why. [Laughter]. for okay take it up. oh no way she's stuck bro oh. no oh no okay. well no so bad stop stop stop wa all. right you got you got what' you guys do. oh.

okay give me. this I thought I was stuck arm first of. all I'm going to have to take my shirt. off why I thought I was stuck guys his. shirt's already like too tight all right. all right let's go look how wide you are. there's no. shot you need help there's no way do. you're going feet first don't go hands. first what on Earth makit through that. hole cuz he fit through the bus window. that was there's no way you can fit. through that no go hands first go hands.

first what it doesn't matter he ain't. getting it over his hips look at his. hips just get it through his head so he. he can't even get his head through won't. through help so he can feel the pain. that I felt help him get on the ladder. and help him there is no shot he looks. so pretzel up right. now okay ready put your head through I'm. trying ow. try I can't guys he look so deformed.

right now there's just no shot like stop. you're embarrassing yourself cash okay I. give no no don't oh no wait wait M pull. it pull it pull it. [Applause]. please pull it. [Laughter].

oh my gosh gosh that was so funny toil. back y'all don't understand the pain I. stay back I. said at least went over your head that. thing hurts bad so you didn't fit that. thing kind of made me feel fat too oh. Harper I have something to tell wait. hold on first off um would you believe. me if I told you a girl liked me no one. no what actually you don't think girls.

like me no have you read the comments. lately um what what are the comments. yeah I read them too don't read them. they're not helpful but there okay so. like wait you genuinely don't think a. girl would would like me I mean maybe. that one girl that you're talking to. which. girl sorry I get nervous find I'm trying. sit up please listen Harper I feel like. you're not paying attention no let me. show you. something this is not going to work look. at this this was the other night eighty.

oh wow what is it so they're stupid too. wait let me. see oh wow okay oh is that the gang. activity he did not just do that put at. least put over your head and put it. through your elbow so you can feel the. pain I felt Harper he can't fit look at. him he's huge what the I'm getting body. fits how about M fits oh I can't fit. just try why cuz I need y'all I need. y'all to try no I don't think anybody. else can give me that no yes give me it. just for a second not going to make it. farther than me bro no oh I'll make it.

further than you you didn't get past. your past your your your elow what no I. got past I got to my triceps oh we can. see where it stopped we can see where it. stopped yeah that thing hurt okay give. me that give me all right stand up I'll. help I don't need help the confidence he. has that he's going to fit through this. take your hat off at. least. gosh oh no this looks like it. hurts oh this looks like it hurts pretty. bad oh my gosh M's.

forhead enough I beat you I'm done I'm. done ow Cas okay okay. good how did yours come off so easy cash. try it again I'm okay whoa I'm really. okay yeah there's no shot you kind of. looks like catness ever dude. [Music]. what yeah you do you do like catniss. when she's got the crossb or the bow. like a chick well she just wears her bow.

like that why not Robin. Hood who's Robin Hood Robin Hood I'm. robbing your. hood don't say Robin who Robin you in. your hood Robin you that's what I'm. doing something like that Tuesday. Tuesday what the I don't like that okay. anyways now what were you trying to tell. Harper about some girl there's a girl. that likes me believe it or not well how. ugly is she she's beautiful. burn I'll have you know. definitely more you know than you're.

never. mind I'm not going to say anything about. that I don't know what they're talking. about I don't know and whatever oh well. I heard what she was saying in the car. about can we speed up this conversation. okay you want to know the truth. sure you don't get to know if you're. going to ask like that that's just. freaking weird what in the world here's. the thing Harper I'm a different man. nowadays no have you noticed have you. not seen a change in me life no have you. changed well for one I don't go dancing.

very much what do you think that's. about maybe a girl thought you were. [Laughter]. gay I swear if you bleep. it it's already been bleeped yeah oh no. that's bleep I don't think that's bad is. it I okay um if it's not then I'm going. to. respond no that is not it. all right maybe it's because she thought.

that you were dancing with other girls I. just stopped dancing because Sensational. when you touched a guy's hand like you. said that one time yeah like that M. would touch a guy's hand remember said. like electricity or something what yeah. you that chemistry chemistry remember. you said you were dancing with a guy and. you felt you felt the chemistry on your. I never said that yes you did he did say. that no I did not exactly what I said. you said it no first off there's a word. used in dance called connection and that. refers to first of all M that might be a.

worse word than chemistry connection you. might have just dug yourself deeper in. I've literally gone to connection. classes what the with guys bro no but. guys I think I might just pee my pants. almost oh I just keep I keep spitting. yeah that happens Harper don't you want. to ask me um if there's a girl that. likes. me I mean wait time out is there a girl. that. yeah guess what guys what we can't post. this why. my camera's not recording yes it is.

gotcha I wasn't even nervous saw Alex or. I saw Alex check it yeah yeah we trust. we'll pretend that that didn't just. happen and keep going thanks for. interrupting the entire you okay well. when M's at his connection classes tell. me y'all don't see him dancing with a. dude at his connection classes and right. as he touches the guy's hand it's just. the rain on your skin no one else can be. there for. only and I got a little hip sway or. something. and he it m said that he was the girl in.

the thing and how he you didn't say that. you didn't girl no I did not yes you I. don't know how to do the female part you. said you oh you're such a liar no I said. there was a guy that I did dance with. that was a world champion who also does. the girl part stop making him sound cool. like that's okay no so I was everybody. was like everybody said everybody said. you have to dance with him and feel the. connection and you'll you'll you'll. learn so much from dancing with him I. said all right. no no no no no I'm can you say that.

again so I can play back for you so you. sound weird but you got to look at it as. like an art not like say it again an art. an art yeah say it again M come on say. it again did you just have your. flashlight on. anyways. yeah um no that's not why I haven't been. dancing you know why why haven't you. been dancing been trying to get to this. point for like 15 minutes now well I. wish someone would help me since it is. our thumbnail for the entire video y'all. been giving me no handouts okay I got.

you uh I didn't know that that was what. we were doing Maverick what's new in. your life lately anything exciting wa do. any girls like you do you have any girls. m well not girls like that and uh who. redheads anything new anything new fun. or fresh yeah you know I'm just uh I'm. getting married no what the hold on hey. don't say what the that's my thing what. the well y'all are having a kid he's. getting married I'm all alone I don't. even have a boyfriend yeah you don't.

have a boyfriend because try to date. gang. members Harper do you they don't last. that long now do they do you believe. that he's going to get married I am no I. don't believe it I'm sorry but I don't. no Harper no I'm getting mared no you're. not no did you not see the honesty in. her heart my guy she do not she not care. she's like no you're not she thinks. we're joking years genuine in 10 years. what no no like he actually he Maverick. has a girlfriend he has n are going to. get Mar surprise we haven't told you but.

he does this is the girl the girlfriend. this is the girl that I have not told. you about is a ghost the girl is not a. ghost she's real show her a picture I. haven't told you about this girl for a. while actually they've been dating for. like a month and a half oh so they're. going to get married no they no they are. no like we are like they are going to. get married M's like got an engagement. ring well no not yet but uh I mean. there's still a few things in the. process that have to. be done signed you know prenups no no. prenups vows no but uh it it's happening.

yeah do you want to come to the wedding. yeah you do doesn't sound like she wants. I don't think she does oh my gosh is. Harper going to be the flower girl can. I that would actually be so fun. um you actually have seen her literally. last time you were here you're like. who's that girl on your phone is she the. brette well it was an AI picture of her. it was a AI picture but but she does. exist yeah that is is it a picture of. you guys together no I don't really have.

any it's an AI girlfriend oh my God no. she's real $79.99 a month no she's real. she's not an AI girlfriend let's see uh. I honestly don't have any pictures of. her but she's real yeah Kinsey is real. okay she's real yo that sounds not real. no no she's real there there no there's. there's a picture of. her can you throw her up on the screen. who's the boy well that's just start. dancing with a guy from some wedding a. while back but it's still throw that's. the picture that's you have a picture of. her dancing with another dude I don't.

have any pictures with her I have. pictures my girl she doesn't look too. good know the girl that went to Montana. with me yeah you know the girl that went. to Montana with me back up what did you. say Harper in the heart she doesn't look. good in the heart in the heart what does. that mean like she has a bad. personality oh that is just not she real. I know she's not real you're making this. off at what the hold. on yeah wait what the man why don't you. have pictures like this I do have that.

picture have a couple pictures it's just. way up in my chat or in my photos that's. not me Harper were you about to say. that's. me what that is that is not me no that's. Maverick's girlfriend yeah no I did it I. told you he has a girlfriend you can. swipe there's more pictures of them I've. kept it a secret from you for a long. time so but y'all are holding y'all. y'all are holding axes yeah we were ice. we were ice climbing I don't believe it. that's AI oh my goodness Harper she's. real you want me FaceTime her yeah I.

hope she doesn't answer oh please answer. gosh if she didn't answer that' be she. doesn't answer this is so bad screen. record M screen record it's official. Maverick has a girlfriend and it's. public now I'm asking her all the. questions okay okay apparently Maverick. has a girlfriend who knows no listen to. her cute southern accent oh no she's not. going to answer yeah she does have a. Southern accent she's like can you give. me some. washcloth like it ain't like that hey. Harper doesn't believe that I have a. girlfriend she doesn't believe that you. exist. say hi.

that's put it to the mic to the mic hi. wait are sorry don't mind how bad I look. but like she she likes me are you like. not gonna please don't like hold on so I. like love. you are you GNA be another co-host on. our. podcast um I don't know if I've been. invited to do that wait are you in. Maverick. dating uh am I to say that Maverick. yes we. are do you think y'all are going to get.

married I hope. so what she's going through the five. stages of grief right now oh. [Music]. yay what you say har be excited for me. take the phone what I love you're so. sweet all right I'm let into a new. family all right bye bye do you think if. M what what are you making fun of the. way I talk now bye like what you're just.

mad that you're the only single one on. this couch now oh he said it yeah I'm. getting married I'm moving on to bigger. and better things and you're still stuck. here messing with YH for H boys why. y'all. beefing are you jealous say say admit it. you're jealous I'm not jealous I'm just. mad that everybody's turning into a good. nice family so jealous we're also like. older than you no I'm 23 it took me a. while to find this one wait pause can we.

appreciate how Harper has literally only. been on this Earth for 15 years you were. a baby 15 years ago okay so pause. uh it's been appreciated okay move on. okay um listen me and Kenzie yeah she's. lying I already her name is Kenzie we. haven't said her name m you just dropped. it casually oh said it a minute ago we. have said it you guys just dropping it. casually are going to get mared we. already talking about marriage what is.

this no seriously himit Mackenzie they. like they're like wasting no time I. don't see a point in I feel so free now. that we can say her name so like like oh. my gosh we've been dating for a month. we're going to get married listen first. off I've known her for like over a year. okay I wasn't like super close with her. uh through the first part of that but. then like towards the end we started. getting closer and and he was the one. she was the one that he took out on a. date that one time remember when he got. his car all detailed and stuff and they. went out and he was like we'll see how. it goes the date went pretty well. apparently it did it did also did y'all.

kiss we've never kissed so how are you. all going to get married um what do you. mean how uh we're going to go to a. church or wherever and we're going to. get. married y'all why are youall turning. into a nice big family a nice big family. yeah listen you can say what you want. you're jealous me and Kate were actually. talking about how we want to adopt a kid. you want to be adopted yes please. please imagine you adopted Harper that.

would be so bad if y'all adopted Harper. y y'all would ruin her just over we. would ruin her yeah you just turn her. into a working machine you would the. girl have no life that's not true fil. more content yeah Cas would not let her. school would you let me like go to. parties no not if it interfered with the. content oh that's not you think we're. getting married too soon yes were dating. for 2 months cuz they were dating for. like four years yeah but we would have.

gotten married way sooner if I wasn't. year we dated one year we dated two. years oh two years same thing yeah we. would have gotten married way sooner if. I if I had. wasn't. 16 like yeah we knew after like two. months of Da actually a month after. dating we were like we're going to get. married and we literally just had to. wait until I was 18 so we waited till 2. days after she was 18 and we got married. so you know you're you might get in a. divorce yeah oh you think so tell me. tell me you're concerned har tell me.

you're con marriages do end in divorce. yeah well the lowest percent of. marriages are from uh people that do not. cohabitate with each other or anyone. else before theit a way just said. cohabitate podcast is going to end huh. it's not going to end him getting. married is not ending the podcast don't. have kids going to no it won't no but. him getting married you know what it is. going to end our Brotherhood yeah can. you believe that oh my goodness he's I. can't believe it either yeah cash. Maverick said he's moving out when he. gets married there's a.

chance guys one thing I'm saying there's. a chance something y'all don't know. about MAV is he is the biggest simp he. is simp with the two. peas he's the biggest simp that's so. okay wa tell me he girl weirded out by. her face on his home screen I'm kind of. weired out byct why you did AI like why. not a real picture they did them for fun. and I was like oh those are kind of cute. but why not why not like a normal. picture I don't really have any normal. pictures of. oh so you we like she doesn't really.

take Instagram pictures or like or like. we don't really take pictures together. we're getting some though and then those. I can change but where's my phone we. took photos in the blue Bonet I want to. look up what the like professional ones. Blue Bonnets you know Blue Bonnets are. illegal to steal yeah yeah they're like. can't pick them yeah I did but we. smashed them too on. accident we are uh the dog we had with. us was just rolling and eating all of. them oh you should have seen her dog. just all up it's like he knew it is. illegal to D do you think it's too.

soon no I just think it's too soon for. my mind my little bean mind. process it does feel fast but at the. same time it feel I know dang well this. is all a joke like I'm not joking I. think she really thinks we're joking. Harper Harper I know how we are like. y'all are joking Harper Harper let me. show you this so this is a guy that I've. been Harper do a toilet paper hand or do. a toilet seat handshake with me. this is a I'm so glad you're do I'm sure.

this never been done before see H that's. how you know I'm sure that's never been. done before Oh it. hurt like a toilet handshake a the guy. that I've been making with the Eng the. rest the what why is he s Ring videos. back cuz we already been custom. designing one what is this this is so. fake I'm sorry this is so fake real it's. not fake you're right Harper is fake her. name's not her name's not Kenzie it's. just Kenzie it's Johnson what it's dude.

no it's a it's a girl and her name is. Kenzie yeah that's why it's an AI. picture he was like he was like he looks. pretty AI she went to Montana with y'all. she did she did and we came back uh. dating yeah after that and you know what. mad told me on Montana how do yall never. me I wanted it shut up you shut. up I'm I said to her I said. you guys I did not want it to feel like.

a double date because it's was wasn't. what it was supposed to be it supposed. to be just friends going to have fun and. our other friends all backed out and. then it was just them two and me and. Kenzie yeah so map said guys don't make. it feel like a double date we were there. for 3 Days on the way back in the. airport they're all over each other. laying on the airpl holding hands I. don't think we were holding hands all. over each other like but guys don't make. it feel like a huh on the night before. they like officially started dating. because I could tell by way no we didn't.

start dating till we were already on the. plane yes but can I talk for once yeah. what would you only this once though the. 30 seconds wow I don't know what to say. gosh I'm stressing. now okay I'm going to talk now okay okay. ready a Candy Land shirt on I sure do. okay sorry continue um so the night. before they had started dating because I. he was like don't make it feel like a. double date but that's exactly what it. felt like they were out in the hot Al. they were watching movies alone at night.

and stff like they were they were like. this and I made I said something I was. like oh yeah like when you meet. Maverick's parents like blah blah blah. Maverick came into my room flipping out. that I had been saying stuff like Meet. the Parents the day before they started. dating he was like we are not dating you. cannot be talking about this kind of. stuff with her and I was like okay like. I'm so sorry like I didn't mean to mck. actually made Kate cry because of this I. felt so bad I was like I just ruined. this whole trip like I made her feel so. awkward she was like she probably hates. me cuz I was just talking about his.

family and they're not together and. they're not going to date apparently and. I'm like literally so upset that I had. ruined this trip for them and she was. crying in bed she's like I just can't. believe I brought up her meun and the. parents of Mavericks not even going a. DAT her and I feel so bad and the next. day M was like yeah so we're boyfriend. and girlfriend no I said then I came in. there I said Kate it's fine it's I was. joking with you I was just giving you a. hard time so you'all been dating for a. months too little too late my friend the. second you started getting mad at me I. freaked out and guess how mavick told me. they were dating we're in the airport he. walks up to me cuz we were at the.

airport no because we're just always. this connected like I didn't even have. to tell literally I didn't even have to. tell cash anything he just looked at me. he goes yeah so we're in the airport at. the terminal and they went to like the. other side of the airport to go talk. just them two no we just went to get. F BR you were sitting in a terminal all. by yourself with no one around not even. not even a human being because we were. at our ter we were at the actual. terminal and you guys were like four. terminals over by eat you weren't at the.

teral we had you at the food court bro. we went to the terminal that we had to. actually leave from yes but you were at. the part where no one was what are you. talking you purposely not around us why. are you we weren't purposely not around. why are you acting like that we. genuinely purposely were not not that. there no way you're just a liar bro I. can't wait for keny to back me up on. okay you know what I wish she was here. right now No One Believes Me on this. podcast so I'm not going to say anything. take it away we were we were sitting at. okay a second ago I said I me cash and I. were sitting at our gate wait wait wait.

slow down and make it clear so no no no. we got our F can understand it that's. not true we got our food let expl at a. thing like a kiosk thing I got it from a. like Pizza Hut kiosk in the middle of. the aisle so I walked straight from the. from the kiosk to the nearest seat and. sat down to eat that's what I did you. are so Del we were walking through the. airport and we see our gate we're at. like 8:30 or something Maverick and. Kinsey are four Gates over at at like. a26 and no one is there and we were like.

that's just where the tables were but. can you let her talk cuz it's just. delusion no we looked at them and we. were. like so they're just standing by. themselves like our game was right was. right. there answer tell me this right. now were you purposely or purposely not. trying to be around us this is such. manipulation that is not at all true. 100% I was not trying to avoid you maybe. we were tripping maybe we were hey stop. maybe we were being. delusional no no we're only so. delusional because all of his other last.

relationships were like that he would be. off on his own he's he's a like any of. them and bull crap I'm delusional homie. literally went and had to talk with her. about dating and serious topics and he. just happened I'm not saying we did that. all on the plane bro look at me look at. me I'm not saying it was wrong for you. to be alone that was probably the right. thing to do but the fact that you can't. even admit that you guys were alone like. what no I'm not admitting that we left. you intentionally you guys wanted eat it. like Panda and whatever at the food. court we exited from we have a this.

whole conversation stupid but we had a. couple terminals over is where our gate. was so me and her said I looked on the. map I said I don't want any the food. here I want Pizza Hut do you are you. fine with walking over there and we can. eat over there she said sure we walk. over there get our food you guys stay. there and eat at that food court no we. brought our food to the gate cuz you. stay there and got food y'all got food. there we got food and then we went to. our gate yeah we didn't wait on you we. went ahead and win God our okay now. listen now listen from there we go to. the nearest seat sit down to eat okay. now listen listen what about when I was. walking on the hallway noticed you and. was like didn't see you you waved at me.

you idiot then I would have probably. been like why isn't he coming to eat. with. us I I I I I don't remember let me call. let me call me Kenzie say her name right. one time and then you can call her oh my. gosh they say her name is only Kenzie. it's the same name he calls her mug kiny. but her name is only and Ken it's not. screen. recording all right guys here we go this. is going to prove my no Kate you ask cuz. she'll think I'm fishy ask if we were.

intentionally avoiding I don't know if. she'll answer now this is. crazy. hi okay we're in a we're we're in a. conversation um so do you remember when. we were at the airport in our layover in. Denver and cash and I got Chi says I'm. right and you and Maverick got like. Pizza H or whatever do you remember that. okay so you guys took your food and you. guys were sitting at a random gate by. yourself and then uh our gate was like.

four Gates down so cash and I walk over. to the our actual gate where our plane. is at but we were like oh they're. intentionally like sitting by themselves. they purposely wanted to be alone so. they sat at a gate with no other people. around okay we didn't do that on purpose. but yes I understand why you would think. that huh oh that's bull crap that's bull. craen we were like I'm never calling you. Kenzie now that's crazy it's almost like. I said that M you're so delusional we.

can't trust you what do you mean you. can't trust me you're not involved in. this. conversation bye that's that's just. stupid to say I'm not involved in the. conversation I believe K 100% I just I. can't believe Maverick this is real it's. real I'm really dating someone and I'm. really going to get married to her but. you say that but you're jinxing it what. I'm not jinxing nothing she's like I'd. hate to be you the Rel. hey hey hey hey guess what yeah you're. Uninvited to the wedding oh.

word okay yeah y'all aren't getting. married yeah we are and now Kenzie's. Kate's new best friend oh wait but I. didn't finish my story true anyways. after they were over there having their. alone conversation feel better I only. saw her on the ski trip and she came. down here like one time up to Dallas so. I've really only been around her twice. where she live she lives like two hours. away in. Houston oh go and then you guys played. basketball together and you went on a. road trip to Oklahoma together and you. played pickle ball together and like uh.

they went to play whle ball together and. like a bunch of other cool friend things. that you weren't invited to oh my gosh. this is awkward yeah that is not what. happened Harper M anyways I would like. to finish my story now uh finish your. story about how Maverick after they were. done having their alone conversation. Maverick walks up to the airplane as. we're boarding he looks at me and I look. at him he walks up he looks at me this. is exactly what happened I look at him. he looks at me we're making eye contact. just like this he goes he goes. and I go I know and he goes no cash went.

you were like mid eating and I was like. I yeah re ready no re re out you ready. hey uh y'all ready for the flight H yeah. oh yeah I know okay we're going to get. on the. plane that was him telling me that's. exactly how you eat and then we get and. then we got home and Kate goes they we. said something and I was like so you and. Kenzie are dating now and Kate was like. what and I was like oh I forgot to tell.

you and she's like when did Maverick. tell you I was with you literally the. entire day and I was like oh he just. looked at me and he was like and I was. like yeah I know I felt so left out I I. I'm I'm pretty sure when I got on the. plane I was like uh she said something. and I was like oh yeah I was like no I. told him she was like oh I was like yeah. I just kind of looked at him and he was. like. okay well twin tepy baby twin. telepathy Tuesday but they're not twins.

yes we we are twins no y two years apart. yeah they they haven't accepted that. they're not twins we are twins what the. heck are you talking. about you know what just for that you. guys have to like And subscribe we'll. see you next time peace. [Music].