Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge!
challenge no please it's so loud just. leave it. on like you're so. sweet why did you spit there's no need. for that you mind if my friend stay the. night it's only like 25 girls please. Daddy please Daddy please sacrifice. [Music]. sacrifice what's up guys today we're. going to be doing the tortilla slap. challenge because I'm not duct taped to. the wall on this episode who would like.
to get slap first me can I do see it. come on I can't slap unfortunately even. though Harper slapped me last episode or. whatever whatever episode that was I. have a crazy video I can't slap Harper. because everybody be like oh my gosh. can't I slap the. girl that all slap a girl so that means. you're slapping me yeah yeah it's. getting great so yeah M let me just. listen I didn't slap you yeah but you. gave this to Harper and had her slap me. look like was requesting items so stand.
up just slap me like no that thing hurts. I'm not doing my chain. too okay but I get to slap you give me. one all right fine that looks like a. hard tortilla did you guys take my. tortillas for this yes just remember. however hard you hit me it's probably. going to feel about 10 times worse than. you know what I mean stand up I'm just. saying however hard you hit me it's. probably going to feel about 10x worse. so that means I'm going to hit you worse. all right stand up Tor challenge okay.
H you ready I guess he's not as you put. your whole body into that though I know. but the funny part was we were doing. rock paper scissors over and over and. she kept choosing Rock we tortilla slap. well I'm showing her my Tor whatever you. just said look at how funny I am look at. it hold on K you showing us the video. when was this scors it's fun. though I rocked her world wa text that. to Alex rock paper scissors text that to.
okay ready let's start light and then. get hard okay ready no rock paper. scissors feel it though oh I I don't. really like any of that this is going to. end B all ready ready go oh why is it. like so hard I mean that. was why gosh I mean y really don't. understand these are some strong. tortillas a piece of. wood that one didn't hurt this is going. to end so bad no it did.
oh you your head hurt your head you. anchor I can't see it I'm really sad. ready do you see that your tortilla is. broken because you hit him so hard yeah. what the. freak you ready Rock Pap good all right. go all right Rock Pap one time here we. go what do you mean put it one time for. what to hit each other with everything. you got wait and then the other person. doesn't get hit him back yeah you can. play okay here go Rock Paper Scissors.
Shoot I. like was that what was that speed strike. you slow that down mister hey I'm. serious you're supposed to have water in. your mouths I'm pretty. sure yeah your l h I'm not all right. ready oh you moved oh that. St his face is kind of I going to hit. you again no yes I do red all right here.
run that back he yeah he went like this. you hit me well okay well I did you want. to play again can I try can we want to. play one more time I don't want to play. again am I red right here yes well you. should be red all on that side of your. face if you would have moved that's bar. look we kind of match hey Kinsey and. Harper could play I can see that going. well oh yes KY har rock paper scissors. it here you go keny we clearly see you. have no issue with hitting people you.
have a history that was one of my really. good friends no you're a veteran player. and she was okay with being hit K you're. like har play she's okay with being hit. look Harper so ready hit Harper Harper's. ready come on I'm ready you know those. friends that just like oh. hit Kate said play play play there's a. tortilla behind you oh these are stiff. wait yeah we got to do the actual. challenge we got it hold up what what do. you mean get with water oh with water. all right each one of you take a swig.
I'm in like the danger zone I feel the. rock Pap I'm going to get out of the. fire zone yeah I don't want to be in the. spray actually Splash Zone I don't know. where to go really I'm just going to go. back over. here I got thirsty Stella's losing her. mind all right she heard about tortilla. Ro Pap scissors let's go let's begin. don't spit over here. please. oh don't hold back what the heck was. that you can't hold here's a new.
tortilla Harper no she's going to hit. you hard. okay okay you got to close your eyes hit. that girl come on hit her you got to. close your eyes Kate close them keep. them. closed yeah you hit her hey you hit. her hit her oh my goodness you know okay. well now you got to play Paper Scissors. you got to hit them hard Kate just rocks. her what was that okay.
okay Rocker come. on oh wait this is very. anti oh Harper's mad now you got to slly. get harder oh what the you did what get. harder Y how yall missing this I mean. this is the mostthe game ever that's. what I expected when two girls play that. game so many people just clicked. on two girls just hitting each other. with bread I can't do it I don't even. think anybody each other KY you want to.
play with me I'll play with you I really. can't K let's go okay don't hit me. hard you hit me okay here's a tortilla. wait no you don't get to hit me if you. don't do that I feel so bad this one is. a bit all right let's go let's go here. out here you go you got drink of water. here you go did part of you want to go. hard did part of you want to go hard. yeah you need water part of me was like. maybe for the like I just can't I would. have been okay with it no I couldn't do. that I'm sry.
sorry that I just I can't like you're so. sweet wack. whack-a-mole wait then why did you spit. there's no need for. that was spitting on me right you. weren't allowed to spit only he was no I. was allowed to spit if I just fell cuz. you you didn't get hit I get one free. slap for that yeah you he gets to slap. you.
you better not hit me hard this is no. everyone saw how hard you hit me forever. and my grandma watches. this no no I hav even hit you yet you. just hit me give me the tortilla KY play. fair play fair I'm G to play fair. one you're just going to get. slapped Rock Paper Scissors Shoot you. suuck at this game what oh.
oh. I look at his. face she beats me really my wife beats. me why do you love like Santa Claus. Santa. Claus he wanted to throw it hard you. better watch yourself he takes in the. way like Santa K is actually tough so. you can like she's not going to get hurt. my wife I hurt she's just like Stella. she runs her head through the face no he.
says he says Stella's not going to get. hurt and then. he oh the button there you go he says. that Stella doesn't get hurt and then he. bodies her onto the concrete floor and. almost breaks her little Bon who. Maverick he just throws her around like. she's a rag doll no Stella loves to. wrestle she does but you got she did. take a fall the other day that had her. kind of stunned for a second though. isn't it fun to throw my hair has spit.
in it. disgusting what are you doing that's. scary I really want a cheeseburger oh oh. my okay you should if you. got at least clean this up oh yeah I. I'll clean up the tortilla mess spring. cleaning oh okay okay that's good turn.
that off that's so. loud hold on. up I'm going to eat chips because you. can't hear it anyways no not my free not. you stop it. no he tried to take stop. it those are my spros.
you know whoa that tortilla just hit the. wall and came back at me oh hey I just. want Fritos I'm starving got your. Fritos you just like finessed his Fritos. with the vacuum oh. oh jeez you know what there spit in my. [Music]. ear. close oh my gosh. okay pleas I'll stay back okay okay.
relax relax relax man taser man stop. eating the you're the queen bee you're. the queen bee say the queen bee you're. the queen bee say the microphone you're. the queen bee right last episode Harper. had the taser and made cash call her the. Queen She Made Me Do humiliating things. she also tased me in the butt can I. please have one Freo one. fro I'll spare a fro.
on the floor that floor is n can I see. the taser I'm kid I'm not even joking. all my life I'm shaking so hard cuz I'm. hungry oh that's the only one you're. getting why did you just eat it like. that can I see the taser oh my God no. obviously I'm not giving you the I want. you know I think everybody here knows. that if somebody should hold the taser. it should be me because I'm not going to. tase anybody but I I want to taste the. taser you want to what I want to go. taste the taser I want to go you can Tas. you can press that button what button no. I hold what button the button there's.
multiple buttons there's one button. there's one there's a switching a button. okay press the. button that's just a little. loud why does that kind of sound like a. Travis Scott. song why would it l go. hard dude that that joke needs to go. because like everybody at the live show. is like I hope they play they play be. okay what was crazy is I was hearing. them yell that before we went out and. then when we did play bean they were. like play it's like not even like close.
to a good song either I mean I don't. know it's lowy hard but like no it's. lowy like not it's a great walkout song. I'm not going to lie just I don't. understand just come outside for the. night okay I don't know I prefer like. she like turned it into a ballad. she as. walk like okay everyone's talking at. once try to sing good try to sing fi. like really good like just come.
outside oh who Fredo came. up reverse Fredo Uno reverse on the. Frito. card it'ss on my toes what suck up with. this huh you can suck up Harper's. hair okay my hair I'm not I literally. haven't took it down because I suck up. your hair first make sure it's safe cash. it's so my hair is so messy right now. are you so serious.
yes come. on oh it's taking it oh my. gosh that was kind wait you need to do. that thing where you put the rubber band. around it the off come on Kate come on. she's going to get mad she just washed. her hair it doesn't matter that's clean. that's clean that's brand new never been. used come on um until you sted up the. buritos.
suck it up sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice. sacrifice. sacrifice hey M let me do your lips I no. no no no no no no no okay you do your. lips all right we'll do my. lips h no. did y'all see The Recoil The Recoil Che.
this out. ready you're T this can't be H for you. at home okay that's. enough not good for you okay I'm going. to make my belly button turn into an. Audi what turn sideways turn sideways. huh turn sideways.
dude got to get ACK on his belly button. yeah there it. is make a snowman how long until this. turns into a hickey dude it's going to. turn into a. snowman ready yeah I want to see give. yourself a six patch all right let's see. if it's a. hickey sorry that was probably loud for. a long amount of time let's see if. there's a hickey no oh. no no do it on your neck that's where.
most hickeys are given hie cashh Cash. Cash get that little tip on there that. thing will put a lot of pressure per. square inch you know what I'm saying. what that little thing little thing. thing no that's enough vacuum that was. loud for the microphon no but that would. really go kind of crazy on your neck I. want to cup it's it looks just like. cuing give me that give me that give me. that it's shaped like My toe okay give. me that why you always grabbing things. with your toes come on that's nasty. imagine what oh taking off a toenail oh.
can you hand me that imagine that was. your toenail what. the put this on nice. nice okay now put that on your neck and. turn it on please no put it on your Adam. apple and see if it sucks it Up Wait put. it on a pimple and like you're going to. actually fine I'm serly and sorry I'm. serly I'm sorry for how loud I'm serly. and sorry gave up never mind it's not. work what did he say earlier Kate made. breakfast and he was like dinner thank. you for Kate and he he could not get it.
together Kate made breakfast she's like. breakfast is ready I come out I was like. dinner thank you for Kate and I was like. I mean Kate thank you for dinner let me. but it took him like a whole it took. longer than that to dang I said dinner. too it was breakfast why would I even. turn it. on. why okay you can me oh. thanks that outlet is so. fried all right here we go I'm going to. suck on my lips again oh.
[Laughter]. no now that is. strong Li challenge no. yes do it again do it sacrifice saice. sacrifice. [Music]. sacrifice dude sounds like you have Taco. Bell all right here we go no please. please please.
please I want to do the Cott din Li. challenge let him do it okay give it. back give it back a she took my house oh. my goodness that'll. work wait I also have a picture fast. forward we'll fast forward vum off it's. so loud we're fast forwarding just leave. it on oh do you guys not remember do you. guys not remember when that was a thing. wait wait is it bad it for a second your.
lips were very inflated you they still. kind are L I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. oh my God I'm. s what do you want do you not remember. when people were doing the Kye Jenner. lip Challenge and their lips were. exploding because the pressure was oh do. I let me show you a picture explode. yesan I get it all the time blood all. the blood vessels and and their lips. were like popping and their lips were. like my lips are numb now that you say. that you would look great like that I us. to do all the time for the video can you. explode the lip no.
please sacrifice sacri please don't let. it explode man come on at least put your. tongue in there or something please. don't God my tongue can you blow up your. tongue like me I don't know if you'd get. it back if you had the little one on. there and. [Music]. you no that little hose if you put your. tongue on that thing you might not get. your tongue back no. please it might suck tless you what's.
that Dragon Toothless Toothless You' be. like the toothless dragon she so. dramatic toothless guys I want to do the. Kylie J her lip challenge okay turn that. thing back on oh you know one thing. about the wait watch no don't me out oh. never mind I thought you Stella be quiet. look at this can you hear the. dog what are you doing look at her lips. my gosh let me see oh wait what are we. looking at looks like it hurts oh my. gosh me see when the TR was popular guys. I did that one of your friends text that.
to Alex I don't know if I should do that. what oh oh that is some bad appreciate. that oh come on text that to Alex that. belong on the internet pop it up on the. screen we can blow our eyes or something. that belong on the internet yeah it's. almost Valentine's Day but I think we I. should do the Kylie l no I'm trying to. like avoid that because your lips are. going to explode live on the I've done. it I've done it 17 times and Counting. with a vacuum of that Maxum suck not a. vacuum cuz I don't want it to be loud. yeah so well. moving on listen yeah it's about to be.
Valentine who trying to be my Valentine. what what oh me okay you want to trade. chocolates okay okay I'm I won't it's. not working you kind of glitching Harper. do you have a do you have a. little you call you call it a boo thing. you got a little no and I don't care P. little yeah you got a little stinks I. don't care I don't try. anymore look I wear Valentine's sweater. doesn't that make you want to be all. festive though yeah yeah but I just.
don't try anymore for guys cuz uh they. seem to not like gingers I don't think. that that's true I don't think that's. true at all some of the prettiest people. I know I've read here cash and I were. supposed to actually go out on a date. tonight no way we had a whole date we. had everything booked and planned wait. what was booked uh dinner and ice at. Parry and you had dinner at peris for. tonight what's so special about you told. me I was crazy for taking my girl out to. Paris we literally booked it full price. we booked it during the time where we.
could get like the CU y are wondering. Perry is where Maverick booked his first. date with Kenzie and they spent like how. much money not very much well a lot for. a lot for dinner but oh let's see how. much is not very much for dinner see it. was a lot for dinner how much it was. probably like say with your chest M it. was like 130 bucks for that's not bad. for one meal I'm sorry that's like ack. it was like 100 it was right at 100 and. under it was under 100 but then there. was tip for two people that's a lot I.
would say but like terrible too well. here's the thing is it was his first. date and he had to let her know that. he for your first date with your wife I. think it's acceptable yeah girls like. when yeah for your first date with your. wife when you throw for he for all he. knew that would have been could have. been the only dat after after that kiny. knew she was like oh he's got money no I. sure didn't what I will say cash stop. eating those yeah I'm really hungry I. think you should spare I will say m took.
Kinsey out on this date and we were like. I mean sure and then we were like we'll. go out to dinner like 2 weeks later we. went to the same restaurant and we were. like so sad the whole time really I was. it was like no no it was like one of the. worst dinners I think we ever were at no. we were happy until we got the bill no. no no even no no no because we knew what. the bill was going to be so during the. dinner we were just sitting there like. we were literally sitting at Perry and. we were just like why are we here this. is so we were literally like this is so. stupid such a waste of money restaurant.
we went after the show oh nice nice that. that was a nice restaurant we were. sitting there we didn't have to pay for. it yeah that's the way to do. it that's how I did. it it we went to Paris cuz I was like. listen even if this date goes by at. least I had a really good dinner it. wasn't a wasted night you know what I'm. saying yes is it was a waste of money. yes it wasn't a waste of money okay I. think 99% of the it's called an. investment what it was an investment how. did that make your return at all uh Flor. magic floor I from what I heard you.
don't have a magic floor yeah but I've. been persistent and it's coming no stuff. is getting picked up I noticed when I. throw down that's so rude that's so. disrespectful no no it's like I i' throw. it in the direction of the hamper now. that's so disrespectful I mean that's a. start no that's so bad in case yall are. wondering magic floor means Maverick. throws things on the floor and Kenzie. picks them up off the floor like. this Kenzie Kenzie Dives and gets in she.
like cches before touches the floor I. don't have a magic floor but I have a. magic hamper laundry just gets done yeah. well we made a whole day cash for. Christmas I told him before he was. getting me honey I was like I don't want. any item I just want to spend time with. you so he went out and he picked me out. a cute little necklace from Kendra Scott. and that she wants to return no I don't. want to return but that's okay you're. trying to return his gift wait wait wait. you're telling me he got you three gifts. he did give me quite a few gifts no four. gifts five gifts I got Kate five gifts.
for Christmas for five days of Christmas. Days of Christmas and Kate or Maverick. got Kinsey zero gifts we had gri we. weren't doing gifts zero gifts wow. that's just what I am a gift bro I. Maverick got kiny nothing for Christmas. I would honestly just nothing we agreed. not to do gift. off woke up in the morning with keny did. you even say Merry Christmas yeah I did. did he keny actually he went hunting and. I asked him first day in the morning.
when I woke up I said Merry Christmas I. have to go wow sad I'm sorry I'm door. dashing that's fine are you sure yeah. are you sure go I'm. sorry KN out Das no cash got me he got. me like you're going to be done here in. 20 minutes though it might be more. beneficial door Dash it to your house. cuz we don't have too much longer then. we're leaving do that yeah yeah it'll CU. you'll probably leave before your door. Dash gets here yeah then you'll just. have to wait here longer me probably you. can have a don't eat in the mic you're.
giving her one more you can have one. wait do you want like a little you have. one more if you catch. it will you get a fruit bar out of the. pantry a fruit bar it's in a box and it. looks. like no cash just come back here please. I don't like peanut butter I'm. allergic I'm allergic you weren't you. weren't allergic last episode when you. were smothering it all over my face now. are you come sit down sit down I shall. protect please please please you shall.
protect if I remember last. episode uh you guys were all putting. peanut butter all over my face are so. cute they are. very Che print that was your wife and. Harper me and K had nothing to do they. like take the little thing and draw it. out by hand oh. wow oh my goodness oh on the teeth I. could hear it on the teeth oh K just ate. a ginormous chunk of peanut butter I. like peanut butter yeah but like that. much of peanut butter never do that you. don't ever just get a spoon of peanut.
butter there ain't no way somebody eats. this big of a peanut butter. gulp yeah you're right come on do it TI. there are some things look at alien man. he came with all the stacks he kind of. alien looking right now I think that's. it yeah thank you here these are I think. these are pretty good yeah bro oh thr me. some it's turn into a cafeteria tell me. some cafeteria oh oh wow nice catch I. like no free no free school.
lunches what is this that's my protein. bar I'm sorry I think who needs candy. it's not protein bar y these are really. good I used to have these can I finish. speaking we talk about well I was going. to say I'm not returning his necklace. because there was no receipt in the bag. oh yeah but she wanted to return my. necklace he picked out like a really. cute necklace but it had a pink stone. and like pink doesn't match everything. but I still will wear it and then he. went into Franchesca and he picked me.
out of dress yeah so M got zero gifts I. got k a necklace from Ginger Scott a. dress from Franchesca a gift card gift. card to Franchesca and and I got her a. dog and I got her a Perry's gift card. not everyone has as much money as you. cash we you do and you didn't get her. wait did you give her that did you did. you get her having game respect game I. mean actually I spent all mind. Parry did you get her the outfit to wear.
on the date yeah come on that was the. whole thing was he like picked out I. know imagine him in Franchesca yeah she. wears what I tell her outfits you have. yeah yes many times I bought an outfit. today m is a Gift Giver it's just in. different random times I need to clarify. too if you didn't get that last joke I. said about Kate needing to wear what I. say you got to watch another episode. what is that titled oh y'all went. through my. Snapchat snap not a good time I highly. don't recommend Harper what did you get. for Christmas Christmas I mean chras is.
a long time ago me I got I got. um a vanity um a vanity yeah that was. nice uh vanity I got that what that's. from vanity shoes black shoes she got. more bowling shoes yes wow bowling shoes. you know I almost got kiny bowling shoes. really why does everybody like Bowlings. bowling I just thought you would like. them I was get they're what all the. girls wear.
nowadays those like look what are they. Adidas Adidas SAS yeah those all look. like I had a pair of like white shoes. that are kind of shaped like that but. they're just like plain white and. they're not Adidas yeah oh did you guys. did you buy anybody a gift for Christmas. I would I I have so much fun buying. gifts for Christmas oh you know what I. bought um I bought actually like $200. worth of a gift for my friend but then. she bought with my ex so it's just. sitting in my room right now I take it. you don't want it oh so I bet I could.
guess what's in the gift is it a bottle. of so de Janeiro ofm summer Fridays JS. cuz she went in to match me and we were. going to be very okay okay okay we get. it we get it yeah yeah moving on no not. the place to air out the drama yeah I. thought I did so good with Cash's gift. actually I like. that M what are you doing something I. guess my phone's connected to M started. playing music from his room it was. like what were you doing it was sizo was. on Tik Tok I'm I was looking for a video.
to show but I I was just seeing if I had. a save I don't have a save scrolling on. Tik Tok mid podcast. episode yeah no cash I got him a really. good gift but it it goes unnoticed. because he got me a dog and everything. so no wait what did you get cash I got. him the at home gym isn't that so nice. it's like you should work out more no in. the garage where there's no single day. every every every single day cash is. like we need an at home gym so I was. like I got you and the whole week before. Christmas I had all this stuff I had.
stop petting her when you said you're. were going to protect her see how she. likes it what the I thought you were. fixing my hair stop oh oh yeah totally. no I got him like the floor mats the. mirror I got him like the weight bench. and then I got him like a thing to hold. his weights and it didn't come with. weights so that was a fumble on my part. so you got him a gym set with no weights. yeah wow that mess up you're going to. ripped man I was to have it I was going. to have it all set up for him on. Christmas and he had the we have these. jet skis that he's been trying to get.
rid of so I told anybody wants to buy my. jet skis hit me up in my line wait so. you were like sorry what you no more jet. skis you must work out fat he's been. trying to he's been sinking every time. cats on it e gy yeah so he was trying. he's been trying to sell them so are you. trying to lose weight you want to buy my. jesie. sure no don't shake on that shake on it. not shaking that hand sorry we'll tell. them to your house for you right now. really no so we we anyways I was like. guys everyone in the house needs to like.
bug cash about getting these jet skis. out and he just got mad every time. someone brought it up yeah all a sudden. everyone around the house was like cat. you need to move those jet skis I was. like I know okay they're a nuisance. every time I see I might buy them for. this summer low key you should okay. Shake on it I'm not shaking your hand. okay Shake on his hand I'm not shaking. that hand okay Shake on K hand I don't. want to sh no. I'm know a boat is like the most buyers. or Morse you'll ever have in your life. kids don't do it every time you buy if. you buy a boat or anything it just sits.
at your garage and you stare at it no we. went the summer we bought them we were. out like all the time it was before out. R in that wave like a it was before we. started the podcast so we were just like. always having a good time like didn't. have it's always a good time listening. to that mus I'm not capping we listened. to that on the jet ski yeah we were like. life was good it has speakers on the jet. ski so you're just like in a movie low I. don't I mean I'll be 16 so I can drive. you can drive them to your friend's. houses that are on the lake. I got some friends on the lake and then.
we didn't take them out one time this. summer so we said we're getting rid of. them and they're still here and no gym. has been hey I get Kinsey lots of gifts. though I I buy a lot of clothes like I. don't listen listen Kinsey Kinsey. doesn't like to buy herself clothes so. sometimes I'm like o maybe she should. shop at Brandy Melville or something but. I say that she not going to like that so. I just buy a clothes myself I was. anybody what' you say I don't understand. what you were trying to say I don't even. know trying to make himself sound good.
by saying that he buys me clothes why. does he talk like I. clothes uh be on Brandy with uh so I buy. them with the exchange for money money. in exchange for clothes that's how you. said she doesn't like so. IES you're learning English I was just. saying like I noticed the things like. the shoes Brandy M what's that store. alaza Al aritzia aritzia is a good store. you still sound like somebody that. doesn't know English well I don't know.
what the words all mean I just buy the. clothes from the stores I see the girl. when you're speaking to someone that. doesn't speak your language and they say. a whole thing and you're like what am I. wrong Brandy Melville aritzia what's. that other one that Lululemon Lululemon. altered state that those three right. there are you saying stores that girl. shop at or that kiny shops at that girls. shop at I've never. purchased Kenzie doesn't shop there but. probably should but she doesn't because. she.
liketh doesn't like to. buyes no what what I'm doing sir yes sir. what do you mean she probably should do. you hate her she doesn't buy clothes do. you hate her wardrobe or something does. she say you're so lazy in those. sweatpants no I'm wearing sweatpants I'm. just saying she doesn't buy clothes like. she's like she just doesn't buy anything. but she has a lot of clothes are you. saying she needs to buy more cuz you. don't like her clothes H is that what. I'm saying are you saying that her. clothes are you are you saying that that. they're dead you went from trying to.
make yourself look good to like full. circle you look like trash again I look. like trash. again uh no that's not what I'm saying. you're I you could always beo girl. you're twisting my words that's not what. I meant so wait but I'm confused like. what are you trying to say please defend. yourself I'm saying I pay attention and. I'm a good husband and I shop at the. right stores okay what stores that's it. in the story not not anything bad you. have just said KY help me you you really. should have just said that what you. should have just said Kinzie help me cuz.
you're really digging a hole dude M have. you seem like The Lion King dude like. you're just getting hung over a cliff. and you're about to get dropped burito. girl okay I'll make you look better M I. don't think that's without plastic. surgery let's see what are the things. that you I will say I did I did get. kindly reminded I I had one of our. shorts pop up on my my feed and it was. the one of MAV after you guys had gotten. in a fight and he leaves a note like I'm. sorry you're m. that's bad I'm sorry what you remember.
that note he left on the pile of laundry. cuz kiny was like really overwhelmed. with all the laundry instead of like. helping her he just threw a note on top. of it that said you should be happy he. was like be happy being happy is better. than being sad Kinsey life is so much. better when you're happy and then he. drew a little picture of me mad and he. put the like less than sign and then he. drew a picture of me happy that's really. stupid she go that's really stupid no it. worked she was. happier not so sure about that wait what.
were you saying what did he do oh MAV is. a good husband he does buy me gifts all. the time randomly this is a sponsored. post no like the bow you're not doing an. ad read his old bow I wanted it and he. like made it all purple and so now it's. kifi kifi yeah so that's cute he been. kifi the other day we were at Target and. I was like oh look at that tree and then. he bought me the tree and he bought me. about that tree the second we got home. he was like complain about in to go to. Target and then I came home with the. tree yeah I want but I wanted to get out.
of the store and so she was like I like. just get the tree let's go see you could. make yourself look so good if you were. just like yeah I really wanted kiny to. be happy I didn't even want I did by. letting her go to Target I was tempted. to not even go to Target I said no to. Target I had to shed a few tears I was. like please take me to Target and he was. like that's crazy it crazy we were in. the middle of a snowstorm the whole. group was going to Target yeah she. didn't need anything why risk our lives. and then on top of that she's like I I.
have to go to Target I have to I have to. I'm like what do you need from Target. she's like a storage container I go. that's what's so important in the middle. of the snow a storage container you. didn't need it right then but I got it. please stop fighting I'm going leave you. are y going to break up I'm leave you a. note don't break up you can't wait for. what Harper oh to get a car oh wait when. when do you get the when do you turn 16. guess. uh like two months tomorrow no you have.
to guess cuz you know me for two years. you 16 uh future soon is it March 25th. in Exchange close 27th close 23rd 21st. close closer 20th yes yeah wait when. guess 23 said it no dang wait you said. 23rd of May 23rd May no June no no are. you horrible listeners 23d of January no. February 23rd of March April 23rd it's.
no it's not April are yall so serious. right now February y just tone out any. women's voice I mean that's essentially. Yeah March 20th your birth March yes. you're a March baby shut up y'all. basically my birthday's in March. really what are the odds about 1 and 12. we're Birthday Twins no you're not. birthday month twins birth month twins. wait what uh same birth month uh What uh. What uh what what day are.
you the 5th okay single digits are. cooler than two well I get a car and I. get to drive. myself all around the states for tour. wait what did you say it was the 21st or. the 20th the 20th oh so what do they. call that when it's like you're turning. 20 on the 20th the golden birthday. golden birthday oh this is your golden. birthday yeah I didn't get a golden. birthday either yours supposed when. you're five yeah I missed my birthday my.
golden birthday was when I turned 21 and. I had Co oh my God soad a crappy. birthday it was 4 days before Christmas. too cuz my birthday's on the 21st oh and. then for Christmas I had covid and so my. family just sat me outside and opened. the living room door and I did Christmas. outside allone in a chair outside it's. so funny so that's crazy your birthday. is uh June 23rd yeah hey you haven't. missed yours no I'm going to when I turn. 23 I'm going to have the. golden birthday ever to exist y'all.
better throw me a good golden birthday. really are you gonna have a. rager with dubstep music you say. probably not honestly I in reality we're. probably going to go to like Hillside. and really yeah what I'm going to do for. my sweet 16 I'm probably going to go to. brunch wait what are you what are you. doing for your like sweet 16 I really. you a party sweet 16 pod I don't want to. go to a I don't want to have a party cuz. people bring you want to celebrate with. us I mean no but like I mean okay well.
we won I'm shot fired I would love this. no birthday gift for you can we come to. your birthday brunch I mean if y'all. want yeah low key like not the boys not. the boys but y'all yeah we'll come if. you actually say hey if you guys want to. come be there genuinely want to we're so. there you know we would throw you a. better birthday me and cash are planners. we playing the whole live show yeah yeah. I would take your car and I would hook. it up to another car and you could see. which car stronger I'm telling you we. would have cash wrest and a Sumo person.
at your birthday yeah but not an. alligator but the thing is I truly don't. look who's popular okay I don't want to. throw a party because Mike from. Clementine is trying to get not. everything about you we're listening to. Harper's party someone ask me people. don't do good things at parties yeah and. what but a birthday brunch is safe but a. birthday what people do at parties. besides party they drink not fruit punch. other things and I don't do that anymore. okay I'm kidding no wait please please C.
Fireball no I'm not a bad I'm not a bad. kid I've made mistakes in the past but. I'm not I don't I'm not a bad kid so I. don't want to throw a party or anything. cuz number one my house would get trash. and all that I know a song you should. listen to your reasons for not throwing. a party are not good you need better. reasons Dad please I want to White Jeep. hi very best daddy in the world oh by. the way do you mind my friend stay the. night it's only like 25 girls please.
Daddy please Daddy. please somebody CLI that please please. please a. tick I dance I want to do a dance Daddy. Daddy please if that is clipped out of. context if that is clipped out of. context that sounds. really please please please I only want. a car when I turn 16 no it's it's no I. know what it is I know what it is do it. on your birthday please I want a white. Che no I know what it is please Daddy.
please you know that I want one of these. plus some my friends got cars when they. turned 16 D please I want a wa hair. straight or curled hi fa best daddy in. the world oh by the way do you mind us. friends tonight it's only like 25 girls. that was my jam when I was younger your. jam I did it was it's Maddy B and like. some sisters and it was so good it's I. don't know what I should do maybe go to. like a hotel with like three friends y. you think MD B would come on the. I'm I was in love with him maddox's.
manager looks like mty B exactly like. him exactly like him he send K Maddy. B what are you doing these days MADD B. Matty B RS doing something but it ain't. here I've always wanted to meet him. Matty B dude I'm not going to lie I did. Jam to Matty B's music when I remember. when the blue guys. blue remember when he did a collab with. y'all don't notice but low key on the.
low our first music videos MADD be type. music videos they were like cash was uh. in the Barbie Jeep driving. around we don't have those music videos. somewhere we made music videos when we. were like 10 but those are long. G no that was Jacob Jacob Sor I remember. when I first when I first laid my. eyeballs on cash it was through a phone. screen my best friend Haley who was also.
C's cousin was like hey check out this. music video I made in Oklahoma with my. fam and she plays me the music video and. I see little cash walking across the. screen lipsyncing to call me maybe and I. was like man oh man is that one fine. dime I do have that effect on women and. you had like the like the mop head what. your hair was like moopy like covering. your eyes I was like well you didn't. have to throw that in there but there's. that and you were like walking down the. streets of Henrietta you were like So. Cal me maybe dude I listen to so many. matad B songs maty B maty B maty B.
please by m wait Cas are you to listen. to a to a Justin Bieber song and think. about me okay what share it what's that. song called what's that song called you. know exactly what it's called she's. trying to throw me under the bus right. now oh my goodness oh my goodness wait I. can guess I can guess I can guess baby. no oh. um um Never Say Never uh beauty and. beast I'd be lying though if I didn't. say that I never uh sung never sang neor.
in the mirror you also sing the other. song it was favorite girl yes Kate it's. favorite girl you know the song go stop. you don't know no but he would like he. said he sang it and he thought about me. so sweet it goes my favorite my favorite. my favorite girl I would be insulted. favorite girl he was like KY I'm so. always knew you were the best the. coolest girl and doll Prett than all the. rest the star of the show oh yeah the.
back. the I never knew get like this girl what. you do to me you're very I'm thinking of. guys remember that number one I'm. listening no matter what you're always. one possession one and only yeah now. yall see how it is when y sing One Less. Lonely Girl no no Kate was over there.
like what do you mean when you kiss. other girls and you don't Tex me what do. you. mean Justin was so I was like. baby it is okay that I'm kissing that's. not Justin Bieber what that's that's. baby you baby baby is Justin B you. didn't sing baby though bab I heard that. you love Del. whole s wait I heard that you like ky's.
brother this up first but I heard that. you love L Del R uh one song told us. that you like put on your pink summer. Fridays and you sing on the car I never. once in my life I've been putting on. Pink summer Fridays listening to. Summertime Sadness. yes wish like defend him on this but he. has been he has been posted up in the. passenger seat of our car passeng. princess while you're at it guys my my.
plan consist of uh my mom's call should. I answer and say we haven't started the. Pod yet yeah put not even no don't put. on. speaker. hi done no we haven't they they've been. filing Tik toks I'm in the bathroom. right. now our. first that is not true okay no we're all. in the bathroom. are. you no we haven't started we haven't.
started the first one. yet no was here when we. started we haven't yet I'm sorry uh I. was just I'm just kind of. starving okay door Dash something and. I'll reimburse you all right to our. house cuz we're almost. done seriously almost done yes kiss me. her before you go. sumertime.
sadness I just wanted you to. know bye. bye that was crazy yo first mom your. mom's reimbursing you for door Das. that's what I was laughing about you. know you make money right no I don't you. have a hit podcast and your mom's. reimbursing you for tacos tacos. what's your favorite uh sorry I'm sorry. that I cut you off what's your favorite.
Lana Del R song mine's uh bartender um. cim Trails over the country club Tinder. pour me and drink good no it's that's. not Tinder I like. T what I'm sorry what did you just. say hold Cash sings Lana Del re in the. car probably how like we sing a Spanish. song you don't actually know the words. you just make the noises with your mouth.
no what do you mean that I I actually. thought I did a pretty good. impersonation it goes take off take off. take off all your clothes take off take. off that's what I see when I'm get in. the shower too and put it with the other. thing you said. no Daddy please Daddy. please got it exactly like that. I can't wait for you to get. CL don't call me an.
angel he's like please take off take. off dude I. love really like I want to meet her one. day but she's like one of my favorite. singers yeah do you actually not know. that song and the weekend comes in he's. like this is only. the it's so good. what's that girl that cash likes to. listen to uh Ellie Golding yep oh my.
goodness you see the other day when we. were sitting there doing our get ready. with me I was like who's that girl that. cash likes I was like Maverick would. know and you knew I did say Lana I was. like Lana and she was like no Alie. Garden she hits. hard Lana Del hits those high notes for. real though she's so good Lana Del re is. like she does uh she like she's really. good I love when I was when I was trying. to learn my scooter tricks when I was. younger I listened to Ellie. Goldie it it made song all of them Ellie.
Ellie golden no he listens to that one. all the time turn the lights down. on you know was probably such a full. circle moment for you was after our. wedding we went back to the hotel and we. made a Tik Tok to that song please. silence let her sing it yeah still can't. believe did that we made a t yeah the. second we got back to our hotel we. started making Tik toks crazy but we. made a Tik Tok to La golding's lights. and then she she commented on it and I. was like oh my gosh I not to interrupt. you but you know what we didn't do what. didn't we do that video we took when we. first got to the Airbnb after our.
wedding what are you talking about we. never posted it what are you talking. about you should post it y' and I don't. think we ever talked about it either. what video it was so sweet he had. somebody go like decorate the Airbnb and. there was like little candles like. lighting up the hallway and little rose. petals it was so sweet oh yeah I I. decorated that oh I'm sure you did not. no I did do. you do you know who decorated it I. decorated. no I'm being so for real I decorated it.
cash no you didn't yes I did M don't you. take this away from me look at his eyes. he knows I decorated you're did look at. him in his eyes unfortunately you didn't. do it Yer give me some credit. man when it's due I'm I'm about do and. okay I will confirm it was not you well. obviously we know that now don't we yeah. it wasn't but if it was you know you. could have credits guys do you'all want. to hear my music. so cute no no we can't play music no I'm. not going to play my music but I want to.
just tell you the the bands that I why. is sweater weather like so huge I don't. mean to I don't mean to now it was hug. there's five conversations happening I. don't mean to bring up the. past but y's wedding day I about ripped. every single one of those men's Head. heads off their shoulder they were not. listening they were being. so your husband was the leader of the. cult what the I know I was getting so I. was like somebody has to like make sure. they get that like at least one or two. good Tik toks of their wedding day.
because obviously like they're not. thinking about Tik Tok so I was like. I'll take care of. it I have fire music tast I should have. soccer punted every single one get K men. are stupid I have fire music taste you. want to hear the people your music taste. not let's continue trashing Cash on. music instead of doing stuff at my. wedding he just wanted to gamble was. focused on was I win I win everything I. play music taste all right ready. cigarettes after you know what what the. type of song is that no it's the artist. it's artist you don't want to know uh.
Coldplay mky cage elephant the. neighborhood I have a song. that NPC if you listen to Cold Play No. Yeah Cold Play is elepant Sparks by. Coldplay lowkey fire do you first of all. why you dogging on cold playay do you. know Cold Play what our first dance song. was my. heart our first dance song is yellow. Hearts no it goes wasn't. I know remember played in Walmart the. other day and I was like oh this is our.
song what was it it's not that our first. dance song is it's yellow it was yell. yellow that's it's funny how I know that. all right uh it's funny how I know that. wasn't even at the wedding Lana Del re. Celeste she sings strange that used to. be my favorite song strange independent. lemon D4 VD she he sings He. sings dude stop shaking she's like he SS. this I'm not even going to lie I really. really have to.
pee and I'm really hungry you won't pee. right there James Arthur is James Arthur. is so good dude I remember being in Sade. man y'all listen to some underground. artist I don't know any of these people. no I remember being in seventh grade um. say you won let go I was singing that. with my little heart my entire thing I. was like cars outside oh Coen gray but I. don't want to I literally don't know one. word besides cold that has came from her. mouth you do you just don't know I know. m tones I really like I who the heck is. that I want to go to death tones concert.
I a. rockes he's just a little slow I like de. tones but I'm with M can you stop. shaking you're freaking me out yeah. seriously she like I food what size of. your pants Harper you should not have. gave her a Fredo that's all I know she's. going crazy now Fe it for. AO freet toes shake my toes freet. toes umop J James arer NF Cohen gray.
Ben what NF ready I can sing this whole. song oh oh I can't stop shaking I'm. sorry I'm having a panic attack WR are. you hungry Harper seriously no I'm not. hungry it's not that an. break trust me it's not that I just all. right well that's okay it's about time. for this episode anyways we'll see you. guys next time sure Discovery Channel. that's really early but it's okay what.
do you mean really early careful the. episod already over now peace out see. you later.
