Kenzie Went To The Hospital!

Have I ever told the story on you about. me getting a cyst on my tailbone? I've. never heard it. I don't think I've heard. it either. I go to sleep that night and. I wake up like every single hour. I'm. like, "Man, my butt hurts.". And so I take this huge ice pack, but I. just like put the ice pack like right in. between my crack. And I couldn't lay. sideways or on my back cuz it hurt too. bad. How did you lay? I don't know if I. should show you. This might not be. appropriate. Here, put me in the. position. Now, lift your rear in the. air.

like a year into dating and Cash is like. in my bed and he's like, "My head hurts. really bad." And I was like, "Okay, like. here's some Advil." And I just kept. giving him Advil and like headache. relief and none of it was working. My. eye was closing down. They weren't sure. if I was going to be able to see again. out of my right eye. I was on the phone. with her and I was like, "What do I do?". And she was like, "Kate, like he might. have like a tumor or something." And I. was like, "Fick.". [Music]. Hey guys, we're going to be coming to. Atlanta, Georgia on June 28th, Charlotte, North Carolina on June 29th, and Washington DC July 12th. in so many. other cities. So, make sure to go get.

your tickets at the lolodcast.net. [Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode of the podcast. This is a. prompt. Yeah, please. No, not the prompts again. No. prompts. Joining you guys for the. beginning of an episode. Dude, guys, I've had a recent obsession with Nessa. Barrett. Really? I'm so obsessed with. her. I love her so much. Do you like her. music or like as a person? I love her. music and it is good music. Her music is. so good and my favorite song is.

Passenger Princess cuz it starts off I'm. your shot. I I like it a lot. I have not. heard that one. Have I listened to any. of her songs? Wait, is it the song? Be. my shotgun. But no, I also just like how she like. she's been through so much but she's. still like her number one song is called. Yes. Yes, I know that. But her next What. the Can you say that? I don't know. No, we can't say that. All right. And.

we're back. Well, we need to leave. It. probably just got That's probably just. got Leave it. I didn't say a bad word. I. promise. Yes, Kenzie did. Very bad words. were said. No, I Okay. Yeah, she like I. think I think that like I don't know. She's so cool. I like She's really cool. She's like kind of like a goth or not. goth. What's the word? Like grunge. Sabrina Carpenter. That's kind of what I. want to be. Oh, really? A grunge. Not so. I don't look at you as grunge. I don't. think you really have like a rock voice.

to be honest. Oh, I thought about to say. something. Not Not so like showy though, you know? Like. Right. Right. Right. Not showy. Right. Like cuz your song that you're doing is. very grungy. No, my No, cuz uh her songs. are like Lana Del Re and kind of I can. see that. Okay. I did miss the first. like part of the episode that we did. last. So, did you guys talk about music. video? Okay. Kate still hung up on it. Yes, we filmed an episode before this. episode and Kate missed the first like.

10 to 15 minutes of it because she. wasn't ready because they told me at. 2:00. I I was not a part of that. They. lied to me. We had a We had a guest on. the episode, Briana. So, she so she took. Kate's place and Kate is still salty. about it. They lied to me. I'm I'm. always on time and they decided to tell. me a different time to mess with me. Okay. But I Okay, sorry. When is Brianna. getting here? No, next on the more on. the Nessa Barrett. Um, so basically I. was looking at one of the videos when. she was younger and she was like playing. with her mask and um like half of the.

comments are she looks like Harper and I. was like. let me go look at this girl. Anyway, let. me tell us about your music video. People tell me the same thing. People. saw a video of me when I was younger and. they were like, "Why does Cash look like. Justin Bieber?" I can see I don't know. with dark hair. Yeah, like if I had my. makeup done and stuff, you know what's. funny? I actually It's kind of like a. similar facial. I actually can see it. Send me that so we can pop that up. That's actually Kenzie, look. Kenzie, are you looking? Yeah. Are you looking?

Oh, I see a little bit. It looks like me. kind of. I can't lie. With black hair. like grumpy. These these newer ones. don't look like you. She Yeah, she she's. gone through a lot. But no, like she's. gone through a lot. No, no, I think she. looks really good though. But she is. really pretty. She's gorgeous. Oh my. gosh. No. Um, but you you were filming a. music video this weekend. Did you feel. like Nessa Barrett when you were filming. it? Yes, we listened to Nessa Barrett on. the um when we were when we weren't. listening to my song and I and I was I. just felt like Nessa Barrett. I still.

have acid reflux from 4 a.m. this. morning. Why do you have Wait, what is. that? What does 4 a.m. What does 4 a.m. have to do? Because I took my medicine. at 4:00 a.m. and I have acid reflux for. some reason. You want Tums? No. Are they. want Tums, dude? No. They're the chalky. ones. Maverick eats Tums for that. What? He lowkey a chalk one. I swear he his. tummy ain't even messed up. He just eats. the Tums for fun. He's always about. They lowkey are good. I could snack on. them. But one time he told me he was. like, "I feel like I'm making myself.

sick with all these Tums." I'm like, "Yeah, you probably shouldn't be eating. them while you watch your movie." No. food. We were It was the middle of a. snowstorm and we were stuck at this. hotel in Ohio. There was no food, no. snacks. They had no We were there for. one night. It was not long enough to. resort to eating his gums. Okay. Like I. was like, I guess I'm going to eat these. dumps. He resorted to eating his. medication as food. Cash was eating. Advil. Okay. You're You're down bad when. you're eating your medication. Overdose. on Tums. I didn't. I don't I don't know. I haven't yet. I feel like if you ate.

too many Tums, you would just like throw. up. I'm not going to lie. I think Mav, not that you were gonna overdose on. this, but you did something to yourself. when you took that one medicine one time. and you were like, "Oh, no. My mouth is. That nearly killed me." Yeah. No, you. were. Wait, what? I don't remember this. I took that like alpha brain stuff once. Oh, yes. Oh my gosh. I thought you were. so weird for that when I was dating you. and I looked in your It's like a focus. medicine to like help you focus. It's. like for men only. It was like It's not.

for men only. Alpha brain. And I was. like, "What the he I'm not going to lie, it's kind of weird." Maverick watched. the Joe Rogan podcast and they promote. this alpha brain pill and Mav was like, "I'm an alpha man. I I need the alpha. brain." No. And he bought into this. alpha brain medicine and he took it and. he was like, "I'm hyperfocused. I can. get anything done. I'm the most. efficient human. Thanks for telling the. world. Thanks for telling my story." Uh. it it's like Yeah, it's like supposed to. help you focus. And I was in school at. the time and stuff and I was like, I'm. just going to take it on days when I go.

to school and see if it'll help me. focus. And then I took it and then like. by the time I got home I was like. shaking like my body was like vibrating. No, but there was one day specifically. he was like, "Hey, I don't feel so. good." And I was like, "What'd you say?". He's like, "I just I'm not feeling too. good." And I was like, "What? What did. you do?" Oh, yeah. My mouth. And he was. like he was like he hands me the bottle. He's like, "I took like five." And I. look at it and I'm supposed to be ultra. alpha now. I I'm I'm supposed to be. super alpha and I'm just not. I'm not. alpha at all. No alpha. But he's like.

I'm like reading the bottle and I'm like. it's like literally like one pill is. like 500 milligrams. And I'm like M. you're only supposed to take like one to. two a day. And he was like I thought if. I took more. and his mouth is like going numb and. he's like foaming and he's like he. literally was like I don't feel too. good. And I was like go like gag. yourself. Make yourself throw up. And he. was like it's too late. I've already. taken. It was I'm. still already more than they need. Like. I don't know. Why could I just see. Maverick taking the pills like one? No.

I'm going to be a big alpha man. I'm. going to take five. I was like if one. makes me focus, imagine five. But it was. like it's one of those medicines that. like literally it's I don't think it's. like prescribed obviously cuz he ordered. it. But it's like brain altering. clearly. It helps you focus. Yeah. I. don't think any brain altering medicine. is good for you in general. So my brain. notices him just like sitting on the. couch. I heard somebody say they take. eight of them and I was like it says to. take one. Yes, that guy took eight. So I was like that. guy died. I was like I could take five.

probably. I'll be fine. I was not fine. I was so cooked. He was he was like. shaking and like slurring his words and. he was like nodding off. I was like I. didn't know if it was like serious or if. he was being dramatic. So I didn't take. him to the hospital or anything cuz I. was like I'm sure he's fine. I was like. I'm fine. Just I'm fine. I just. unfortunately Maverick will be the guy. that dies because no one takes him to. the hospital because he cries wolf too. often. Maverick's always when I ever. asked to take me to the hospital. maybe when he's sick or if he doesn't.

feel good. So the time you actually. don't feel really good we're all going. to be like oh yeah ma'am. Yeah. Then. he's just going to be like I have never. said something. Now you on the other. hand you on the other hand have went to. the emergency room because you woke up. and your neck hurts. Stop trying to flip. this around. You woke up in bed and said. my neck hurts. So, I have to go to the. emergency room. Yeah, ma'am. And you. know what? I slept on my neck wrong. I. slept on it wrong. And I have to go to. the emergency room right now. Call an. ambulance. Call an ambulance. Call crank. neck. Okay. I got crank neck. And you.

wouldn't know what it's like until you. have crank neck. You looked the doctor. in the face and he was like, "Yeah, you're fine, kid. Go home." You go, "No, I'm not. I'm not fine.". You know what? The second time I went to. the emergency room and the doctor told. me I was fine because they give me 5. seconds of their time. It's like It's. like you're in a relationship that. you're proud and you're desperate for. their attention. You also went to the. emergency room for a toothache. No, not. exactly. No, listen. Yeah, but I'm the. one who cries. Woof. No, no, no. I'm. telling you when I go to the emergency.

room. I have to know who told you you. have crank neck. I'm telling you, I have crank neck. He. made that. I'm sorry. You know what? I. had it two nights ago, too. And I woke. up and I not be I'm being so for real. I. actually have a slight effect of it. right now because 2 days ago I got it. and you know what but then I knew what. it was so I was like you know what I. just can't move for the next like 2. hours and I didn't and it finally faded. away but the toothache one it's like. when I go to the emergency room I'm. begging for attention. I'm just like a.

lost puppy. Like, please someone pet me. And these these doctors that I paid. thousands of dollars. Yeah. These. doctors that we paid thousands of. dollars give me none of their attention. And they shine a flashlight in my eyes. and they were like, "You're good. Go. home." And then turns out I had arguably. one of the worst cases of a toothache. ever. Uh, yes. And it do hurt, but not. emergency. No. No. I had to get my tooth. surgically removed at 2 a.m. and a.

dentist came into his office at 2 a.m. woke up out of bed and came into his. office cuz he saw a picture of my tooth. and he was like, "That's freaked.". So dramatic. No, you don't understand. Actually, I would argue that they're. both very dramatic when they get a. little like fever. But this time, I was. so mad because Cash like he he like. we've canled shoots because you have a. headache. Don't call us dramatic. First. of all, a headache. No, I've never. canceled a shoot for a headache. Thank. you very much. But we've only canceled.

shoots for me because of my church. issues. Cuz I No, we've canceled shoot. Barbara has a lot of church issues. We've for many reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is good. Yeah. But but tell. tell them Kate, tell them how down bad I. was. This is actually crazy, Kenzie. So, I was we were um like a year into dating. and Cash is like in my bed and he's. like, "My head hurts really bad." And I. was like, "Okay, like here's some. Advil." I just kept giving him Advil and. like headache relief and none of it was. working. And finally, um, is that why.

you don't believe in Advil now? Like, your head will be hurting. I'm like, take Advil. He's like, no, I'll just let. it bang around. Yeah. But I kept giving. him Advil and like anytime I turn my. bedroom light on, he was like, his eyes. were hurting looking at the light and I. was like, after a couple days like. something was not right and I was like, nothing's working. So, I was like, let's. just like go check you out or something. And so, we ended up It was bad. It was. known as the seven days of pain. Yeah. He It was like Every day got worse. By. day seven, you do not want to be there. He was supposed to fly back to LA, but. he he just missed his flight tooth. No,

no, no. He was supposed to just go home, but he just skipped his flight and just. stayed at stayed in Texas cuz it hurt so. bad. And so after a week of just laying. in my bed like dying in the dark, I was. like, "We got to take you somewhere." So. we took him to the emergency room and we. go in there. Well, no, we went to the. Are you going to tell all seven days? I. mean, this Wait, in your in your bed in. Dallas? Yeah. In my bed at my parents. We went to three doctors before this. during that week and none of them gave. me any of their attention. That one of. them gave me a shot. You went to like. car. Well, that's because you went to. doctors for a toothache. No, no, no. We. went to go to dentist. I didn't know my. tooth wasn't hurting. I know. I've heard.

the story. Yes. I had my eye was closing. down. They weren't sure if I was going. to be able to see again out of my right. eye. And then the back of my head was. hurting very, very bad. And we thought. that they thought my blaring was. bleeding. Yeah. Me, I was on the phone. with her and I was like, "What do I do?". Cuz like I didn't know what to do. And. she was like, "Kate, like he might have. like a tumor or something." And I was. like, "Frick, Cash has got a tumor. Like, I got to save him." And I was. like, "Get in the car. We're going to. the ER." Was she freaking out? Yeah. She. was panicked cuz it was like I called. her every day and I was like, "Hey, he's. not getting better. Like, what should I. do?" And she was like, "Well, maybe just.

take him to care now." Like every few. days I was taking him to a new place. And finally after I took him to Care. Now, they said, "If in two days nothing. is better, go to the emergency room. because something is wrong." And so I. was like, "Okay, two days later he's not. better." And um we go to the emergency. room and they're like, They He literally. sits in the emergency room for 4 hours. They walk in there, shine a flashlight. in his eyes, they say, "Open your. mouth." Shine a flashlight in his mouth. They're like, "Nothing's wrong. Can't. help you.". That's all the time they gave me on the. phone with Ter. And then they slap me. with a bill for $4,000. Yeah. Well, I'm.

on the phone with And she's like, "I'm. going to talk to this doctor because he. needs some sort of head scan or. something cuz something is clearly. wrong." And she like talks to the doctor. and they're they're like, "Nope, nothing. we can do. There's nothing we can do.". Wait, what if he did have like That's. what I'm saying. I was like I was like. something is wrong like in his head and. they're not giving him the attention and. so I was so mad and they give him this. like super super strong pain medication. and that's all they do and so he takes. it and then a couple hours later he's. like I'm feeling better cuz like the. pain medication and so we end up going. to a New Year's Eve party that night and.

halfway through the party he's like we. got to go like I can't stay cuz this one. where you wore underwear. You mean a diaper? No, no, no. The wor. to a party. No, the one where you wore. the like heart underwear? No, no, no, no. That was Halloween. Oh, okay. I. guess I wore underwear to a lot of. parties. I didn't really He's been. underressed quite a few times. You. didn't wear underwear. But um anyways, no, it was only under Why did you wear a. diaper to a party? Uh cuz it was a. party. Uh it was another Halloween. party. He has a big Halloween. He has a. big baby. So anyways, after the next.

day, his granny was in Texas and we were. uh he's still not better. So Terra's. like, "Okay, come to Oklahoma and come. see our doctor here because they'll give. you more attention, like better than. what the hospital here did." So he. drives back to Oklahoma with Granny. And. he goes to their doctor and what even. happened at like I wasn't there. Uh. well, no, I was going to go to the. doctor the next morning and we get to. Oklahoma and it's like 11:00 p.m. And. I'm not kidding, it's 1:00 a.m. and I'm. just sitting in a hot shower and I'm.

like, I can't I'm I can't do this. anymore. I'm going to have to end it. tonight. And I didn't know how it was. going to end, but something was ending. tonight. And I was like, I'm going to. either bang my head against the wall. until I'm knocked out, something. The. pain was so bad. You don't understand. Okay. They thought my brain was. bleeding. It was bad. And by they he's. saying me and his mom, not the doctor. People did. That was going around is. that my brain was bleeding and I had a. tumor, possibly cancerous. We didn't. know. We were going to find out. And I. was like, I'm not kidding. You could.

have gave me anything and I would have. taken it. eight alpha brain pills lying. there. Pop them. I would have taken. anything to make to just numb the pain. You don't understand. And I I couldn't. numb the pain. And I get out of the. shower and my mom was like, "I found a. dentist." This is like 2:00 a.m. She's. like, "I found a dentist." And he wants. me to take a picture of your mouth. And. I was like, "Wait, was it the. toothache?" Well, the Well, she we. started thinking like, just listen to. the story. Okay. And my mom sent a. picture to this dentist at 2 a.m. What.

was hurting? Well, it was his head and. stuff, but it wasn't my tooth. After. researching, we realized a lot of times. that there's something wrong with your. teeth, it affects your head. Cuz my. tooth was so bad, the nerve was dead. So, I didn't even or the part of it was. I don't know. Crank nerve. I had crank. nerve. You know, you won't understand. Um, but then my mom sent a picture of my. mouth to the dentist and he was like, "Oh, that's bad." He and he was like he. What did it look like? Through through. an Android picture, the dentist the. Yeah. The dentist could tell just.

through this cra like little like. picture and he was like he needs he. needs to come in now. So the dentist got. out of bed at 2 a.m. to come do like an. emergency like surgery on my tooth. And. I'm not kidding. By the time I got. there, dude, they drove to Oklahoma. City. I I 2 a.m. Oh my gosh. I laid on. the table, dude. And he didn't he was. like I told my dad he was like, "You're. going to have to be my assistant because. no one's here in the office." And my dad. was like, "Okay." And so my dad was his. assistant for the surgery, which is. never good.

And he literally injects me or whatever. with like the the medicine stuff and he. puts a mask on my face, like a gas mask, and he puts me to sleep. Um, and that's. when we found out he worked for the. cartel and he wasn't a dentist. No, I'm. kidding. No, but he put a gas mask on me. And I I. went to bed and dude, I'm not kidding. I. was just like, as soon as he put the gas. mask on me, I'm awake, but my whole body. is going numb. And I was like, uh, so. you have been under anesthesia. And. instantly the second he drilled my.

tooth, he went, "All right, here we go.". Wait, but were you asleep? No, I was. awake. And he gets a drill out. And I'm. awake. And he gets a drill and he's like. coming in my mouth. And I'm like, "Oh, no." And he like drills out the tooth. and the second he drills out the nerve. and kills the tooth, it was like 10 out. of 10 pain to zero. I was like, it was. like instant. Okay, I'm done. What? Instant. Did somebody like drill like he. killed the nerve? So the nerve was what. was affecting all of my head and. everything. So the second the nerve was.

dead, it just all went away and I was. like, "Oh, I'm done now." But then my. mouth and everything was thrown up. So I. was like, "Thank you so much for coming. in today. Pleasure doing business with you. You. did an excellent job." So because we had. like we had like the video first of all. these guys. This is so insensitive of. me. I told this story on here about. Cash's like leaving a review. He's like, "If you have crank tooth, no, this is so insensitive of me." But. when I was taking Cash to the emergency.

room, I stopped to make a Tik Tok and. and he was like really upset and like. hurt and it went that got like 1.4. million views. But look, I was like just. like trying to make a Tik Tok, but look, he just looks like dead. Oh, let me see. He was so upset. Wait, I I was And then. everyone was like I was like when he was. sick and didn't feel good and everyone. was like, "You're not taking care of. him." But just look, that's the face of. a man that's been in the dark for seven. days. Let me see. Just this video. I was. just like hitting a Tik Tok dance. Take. that video. Yeah. So I just look pretty.

dramatic there. Yeah. But just know he. had been in bed for like seven minutes. Have I ever told the story on you? How. old were you about um me getting a cyst. on my tailbone? Yes, you have. And it's. funny. I'd love to hear it again. Wait, have I told it on the podcast? She. had a cis on her tail. Wait, I've never. heard it. I don't think I've heard it. either. Did it rub if you sat on it? Or. maybe this was just a combo I had with. her then. But yeah, she had a cyst on. her tail. I just had this one-on-one. conversation with Cashy on my tailbone. So weird. You'll never have one-on-one.

conversations and it's called a tailbone. and cyst. That's concerning. So you. cranky. It's my freshman year of. college. She had tailbone crank. It's my fresh. Y'all don't want to crank. on the tail. I don't want to crank on. the tailbone. I believe Cash when he. said he had the worst seven days of his. life because I had the worst seven days. of my life. Was it your tailbone? With. my cranked tailbone. I thought the worst. seven days of my life being a headache. was bad. I couldn't even imagine my. tailbone being the worst seven days of.

my life. So bad. You can't even sit. Yeah. Like. it it started off light, you know? It. was just like, man, my like my butt kind. of hurts, you know? I relate to that. It's fine. You would. Who said that? What? What? Who said that? He always. like knew that. He's like, I don't know. what he said. I can relate. He sits on. all those chairs. They're very. comfortable. That's why I can relate. This chair is You got crank chairs. I. got crank tailbone right now as we're. speaking. Okay, keep going. Okay.

Anyways, it started off really light, right? And I could walk around. It was. fine. It was just It was very. uncomfortable when I sat down. Do you. have any product in your hair to slick. it back? Um, yeah. Why is it? No, it. just looks good. I just wanted to feel. it. Okay, keep going. Sorry. Um, it's a. bio. Um, okay. So, the tailbone tail. Yeah. Oh, okay. So, like two days had. gone by and it's just so uncomfortable. at this point. And I get up at like 5 in. the morning for workouts. I do my. workout thing and then it's time to go. to breakfast at 7 a.m. with the whole.

softball team. And I walk into the. cafeteria and I go to sit down and I'm. like, "Oh, I'm not sitting down." Like. that that that can't happen. That hurts. That man, that hurts. And. they're like, "Sit down." You're like, "Okay.". The entire Kenzie walking with her. lunch. She's like, "No, that's that was. literally me because every time I put my. legs together, it hurts so bad." So I. was just walking around. Was this that. big? Why are you walking around like a. western cowboy? I had to take my leg. Is.

that she's just going to draw on you at. any moment? Wait, was the cyst that big so weird you. couldn't put your legs down? I I didn't. know that there was anything. I just. knew that it hurt. Okay. And so I can't. sit down in the cafeteria. I'm like, well, this is weird. And so I stand up. the entire hour and I just eat my. pancakes and I'm like five foot taller. than everyone else. I'm like, wow, this. is nice. This is what you feel like, huh? Okay. And then I go back to my dorm. room after the entire day is over with. and I go to sleep that night and I wake.

up like every single hour. I'm like, "Man, my butt hurts.". And so I take this huge ice pack. I. don't think I told this part to Cash, but I just like put the ice pack like. right in between my crack cuz it hurts. so bad. Put in between what? In between. your gro. What? Yeah. Well, I can't say. it again. I don't know if that should be. on. What is it? I don't know what she said either. Okay, I'll break it down. She said she put an. ice pack in between her crack.

Oh, like like but but like not like. actually. It had to be done. It's funny. now, but Oh, dear Lord. She actually did. it. It was right in between there. It. had to be done. You don't understand the. pain I was in. Okay. I imagine if like. Oh, if that would have stopped Cash's. tooth, I'm sure he. would have done whatever I needed to. down there. No, I I was I was I don't. know what I needed. I believe it was. just like an He's going to remember. this. Kinsey one time put an ice pack.

It was cracked off the pain. I must man. walks in. I have a headache. He's like, "What are you doing?" I'm like, "I'm. putting an ice crack down my butt." Hold. on. Okay. Imagine you walk in on someone put. an ice pack down their butt. Did you. have roommates? Yes. is my freshman. year, so I'm in like a a dorm, but I my. bedroom. Please tell me you had a a. dorm. What's that called? A roommate? No, I had like sweetmates. So, technically, I had a door to my bedroom. Oh, yeah. But I mean, it I never locked.

it. So, if anybody were to walk in, they. would have seen me on my little twin. bed. And I couldn't lay sideways or on. my back cuz it hurt too bad. How did you. lay? No. I don't know if I should show. you. This might not be appropriate. It's. Okay, I think we get the. What the heck were you doing? I'm realizing this is not okay to say. She looks so concerned. She's like, I. don't know if I should show this.

Okay, here. Put me in the position. I. will demonstrate. Okay, get on. Get down. there. Okay. Basically, do you know how. to do the cat and dog? No. I just told. you I can't lay on my side. It hurts too. bad. Yes. Okay. Now, lift your rear in. the air. Not just not just parked. Why did you. just fart? Sorry. Okay. See you like this. You're disgusting. I don't like being in.

that position. But you're sleeping like this. Okay. Yes. No, but without your knees with the. ice pack. What? You have ice pack right. here. There's no way. There's no way. There's. no way. How do you get mascara all over. my eyes? I'm like crying. That's. impossible. I feel like you you would. have to duct tape it. Crack that big. How is it staying?

Okay, but anyways, I finally get like. three hours of sleep. This is day three. Okay. Do I have black stuff all over my. eyes? Uh, you got most of it. Yeah, you're good. Um, it's day three and I'm like in pain. The next morning when I wake up, I've. taken like all kinds of medication to. try to make it stop hurting. Did it kind. of help? A little bit, but it was still. really painful. I couldn't even walk to. class. So, I skipped a full days of full. day of class and practice, which you do. not do. You said practice. Well, I.

called my coach and I was like, I you. don't understand. I Wait, what did your. coach say when you said I got cranked? He was He was just like, what? cuz he's also a man and he was just like. my butt is he was like periods. probably that's what he thought and I. was like I I would never skip practice. like this is serious I'm so sorry I just. I can't even walk to class cuz we would. also get in trouble for missing class. and he was like um okay well just let me. know when you're better like he was very.

confused yeah it was my freshman year. wow and you played softball in college. cool and so now I'm on day four and I'm. this I can't do this. Like I I can't. even get in my car to drive to the. doctor. And um my freshman year of. college, I lived seven hours away from. home. And it was so bad that I was like, "Mom, you have to come get me." You live. seven hours? You have to. Mhm. So she. took off work and she drove seven hours. all the way up to Oklahoma where I was. um to get me. Where was she? In.

Livingston. Where Where's that? At like. down by Houston. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, she. drove up there and got me and took me to. the to the doctor and apparently I had a. cyst on my tailbone. Oh my gosh, it was. so bad. And the doctor was like, "Oh, I'm glad you came in like today because. if you would have waited like three or. four more days, it would have gotten so. big that we would have had to cut it. out." And I had had a friend rupture. No, no, no. Um, I had had a friend who.

had the exact same thing. Um, but I. didn't know it. My mom knew about it and. apparently it had happened to her like. the year before and they had to like cut. a hole into her butt basically. Oh, so. another hole. But that don't sound good. Yeah. I mean, you got two holes now. That just seems inefficient. Okay. Yeah, that's not going to work. very well. Anyways, it was crazy. I'm. not going to lie. I had a gaping hole in. my head. But I swear I will show you.

You could see the scar. The scar. All. right, let me show you the I don't see a. defin. like wait my story. I had a meteoroid in. my head. Sorry, Kenzie. And okay, so for. a week after that, I miss my college. classes and practices and I have to sit. on it's not a donut. It but it's similar. to a donut. I know what you mean. And. that's the only thing I could sit down. on. And when I went to sleep, I couldn't. lay down on my back. I had to like keep.

a hinge. And so I would go to sleep in. my dad's recliner like this. Oh my gosh. I slept like that for a week. Yeah. Okay. Well, can can I show you all the. video of my gaping hole? Oh, I don't. want to see anything coming out of it. Yes, please. Let me see the video of. your gaping hole. Um, no. But then I. told my uncle I was like, I'm glad that. everybody can relate cuz we all have a. gaping hole somewhere. You know what? Your uncle. I I don't have any. You. know, me personally, I don't. But I don't I. don't This is the hole in my head. My. uncle asked if that was a nostril. It.

looks like a belly button. No. Okay, let. me let me show you. Look. Wow. Oh my. gosh. It looks like you got shot with. one of those bean. You did have a gaping. hole in your head. And then wait, look. at this. Is that from a pimple? No. Yeah, it's from a pimple. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. my gosh. Wait. Yo, it literally looks. like you got shot with a BB gun. I I. did. I think. I don't I popped a pimple. All this pus came out and then there's a. big gaping hole in my head. Don't know. how that happened. Oh wow. That wasn't just like a pimple.

hole. That was like you literally had. like you dug the pimple out with a. knife. It was so bad. And then everybody. wound like what happened to your head? And I was like, I don't know why, but I. love popping nice pimples, dude. When. they just shoot all over the mirror and. it's just like, okay, when it shoots on. the mirror, it's kind of gross. It is, but it's kind of satisfying. It's gross, but when it finally comes out, you're. like, "Yes." Really, M? I don't feel. like you get those. What do you mean? I. mean, yeah. I don't M look at Mav. He's. like the one human being that doesn't. get pimples. There's a guy and he was.

sleeping and I wanted to pop his. blackheads. Why are you looking at me. like that? Uh, nothing. Oh, he wanted. you to confirm that Mav doesn't get. pimples. Uh, no. I was looking to see if. Kinsey has them, but she has makeup on. so I can't tell. Yeah, I couldn't put makeup on this. morning. I was too tired. I was like. waking up and I I physically couldn't. Oh, really? Those eyelashes are natural. Yeah. Hey, well, you know, I got a lot. of pimples when I was like 16. I feel. like I got a lot of No, you never had. pimple pimples. I got some and then they.

just never came back. I had really bad. acne. Yeah. Which is crazy because you. of all people with the diet you have. should have the worst acne. That's how. it always happens. The people who like. his sugar. Literally Matt's diet is like. a birthday cake essentially. It's just. his diet is birthday cake. I do not eat. very much in general. Me neither. And. that helps. I think I think y'all put. way too much food in your body. is like, "I don't know what to do with this.". First of all, you eat like four times a. day. Pimple to face. Every time we're.

doing anything, Matt's like, "We should. eat first, though." Like, I'm not to go. to our grandpa's funeral, Matt was like, "But we should probably eat first." Did. I do that? Yeah. And you you had to stop. at McDonald's on the way to the funeral, and we were lowkey late. No, we were the. puppet carrier. No, that was the dinner, not the funeral. It was dinner. It was. the dinner. And I knew there wouldn't be. food for me at the dinner. Well, we were. the pulpit carriers and we were late. No, that is not why we were late. And we. weren't late. I don't think we were. late. Yes, we were. Actually, sorry. Not.

what's that called? It's not pulpit. Casket. Casket. Pars. Pole bears. We. were the pole bears. Yo, I like anytime. I eat it's just like unhealthy. What. the? It's really bad. No, I don't eat. anything good. You eat you eat good. stuff. You eat Chipotle. I used to, but not anymore. If I ever. eat something, it's like either. something like really bad. At one point. in my life, I was only eating yogurt, dude. Cuz my OCD told me everything. else. All I eat is Chobani yogurt. That's it. Sponsor me, please. No, I'm. not kidding. At one point in my life,

all I ate for like 3 months. consecutively was Chwani um flips cuz I. thought I thought everything else was. poisonous. Do you remember that one time. she was like, I tried to fake throwing. up, so I put a Chbani flip in the toilet. and my mom knew it was a Chbani flips. She's like, Harper, is that one of the. Chabani flips? It was so bad. And it's. magic going in there like that's a body. Did you double down on it? Were you like. no no no no no. No, mom. My stomach it. hurts so bad. No, but yeah. When you. throw up still, does your mom like come.

comfort you? Yeah. See, my mom stopped. comforting comforting me at like 16, so. I just decided to stop throwing up. Oh. Uh, true fact. Haven't thrown up since. Every time I throw up. That's not true. You've thrown up since. No, I haven't. Mav, you have? I remember you throwing. up. What? What did I throw up? I don't. remember, but I remember you going, "That's crazy." Cuz I haven't thrown up. since I was 16. And I feel like you said. that like multiple times. I feel like. just every time you throw up, you just. like block it out of your head. Oh, he's. calling you out right now. So, I say I.

feel like I'm going to mine is a Kenzie. Next time I throw up, film it so that. way you can be like, "Look, he threw. up." That's all right. Every time I. throw up, Kate runs away and then she. screams at me from an appropriate. distance. uh which is out of sight, out. of mind type of distance. So, she's just. screaming at me as I'm currently. throwing up. She's like, "Cash, are you. okay? What's going on? Do you need any. napkins? Cash, how's it going over. there?" And I'm like throwing up. I'm. like, "Please." There's nothing worse. than throwing up than hearing someone.

ask you questions as you're doing it. Or. like when you're at the dentist and they. try to ask you question of throwing up. Like Kate's like, "Are you still. throwing up?" I'm like, "Yeah, okay. I'll be there in just a second. I. need to I need to be better about not. running when you throw up. No, I just. need silence. I don't need to start. hearing lots of question. When I see. somebody throw up, I run. I I'm like. have ednophobia or whatever it's called. Yeah. No, I uh Gosh, what was I don't. like throw up. I hate the people that. throw up and when they're throwing up,

they're like making out with the toilet. seat. They're like, "Dude, thank you. That's so disgusting." And you I know. you do it. I know because I have a photo. of you. One time I asked for a thumbnail. image and I was like, "We need a. thumbnail image of like you throwing up. in a toilet for a video." And Harper was. like hugging the toilet all over it. I. was like, "That's not a toilet from Home. Depot. That's a used one." And I hate. when people You told me to hug the. toilet. You like copy me off this. thumbnail. And when I throw up, if the. toilet's right here, I'm like I make.

sure I do not touch. I don't even want. my knees on the ground. I'm like. standing like it's a girl thing. I'm. telling you. When girls throw up, they're like this. They're like hugging. the toilet like one time. One time I'm. with I'm with a few of my softball. friends and um we're going through the. waterburger drive-thru and one of them. has not been feeling well and she's like. I have to go to the bathroom after the. water burger. Well no we're in the line. to get it and she's like I'm not feeling. good and I'm like do not throw up in my. car and she's like okay I'll go into the.

to the waterburger bathroom. I'm like. you're going to throw okay whatever. So, another girl goes with her and they come. back and the girl who's fine, she shows. me this picture. Homeg girl is hugging. the water burger to with her head. resting on the toilet seat. If you're. that sick, I would I was like, "Oh, not. the water." More disgusting than you. throwing up. Just throw up on yourself. in the Oh my gosh. I have a story. I was. in Jordan Matter's car and I was on the. way to Disneyland and I did not feel. good at all. We just got off the plane.

and my makeup was done. I was in this. dress, like a Free People dress, and I. was like, "Hey Jordan, I think you need. to stop at a restroom somewhere." Like I. I do not feel good at all, but I was. like trying to keep it in. I was like, "There I I'm fine. Like I'm fine. Not a. lot." And but my mouth was like. watering. I could tell that I was about. to throw up. So I go into the bathroom. I strip naked because Are you like so. like hot? No. I was I was like, "What? I. can't." Wait, you were going to throw. up? Yes. Home's like, "Guys, I'm going. to throw up.".

What are you doing? What's going on? My. mom was in the restroom with me. She's. like, "Why are you why are you unclo. and at one point I was just sitting on. the toilet totally naked and my mom was. looking at me and she was like, "What. are you doing?" Jordan, pull over. No, they were in a bathroom. No, I know. I'm saying like, "Pull over. I got to go. in the bathroom and get naked." Like, what? And then I turned around and my butt was.

just facing my mom and I thought I was. going to throw up and she was like she's. like, "Are you going to throw up?" And. then I started pooping. No, you're not. You're making it up. You're This is not true. Okay. Okay. That the pooping part was fake. But But. no, why do you make stuff up like that? My mom was like my mom was like he been. there. Then my mom was like, "Okay, let's change out of your dress cuz this. has been on the bathroom floor." So, I. changed out of it and got into this. other outfit and um and then I and then. I got back into the car and we were on.

the drive and I I asked Sish I was like, "Can I have the Starbucks bag?" And. she's really scared to throw up. So, I. was like I was like I was like, "Oh, yeah. I just want it." And she's like. she's like throw up in it or anything. Sa looked at me. She's like, "Are you. going to throw up?" And so, she grabbed. the bag and handed it to me and I just. stuck my face in there and I was as. quiet as possible. And I didn't make one. noise. Give me that Starbucks package. And it was so bad. And then S shook her. head out the window and and my mom and.

Jordan didn't even know that I threw up. cuz it was so quiet. But was this the. first time you hung out with them? No, it was like the third time. But it was. so bad. I feel like we're always talking. about throw up and bathroom stuff and. all that. What the heck is wrong with. us? I feel like we always are. But and I. know I've said this story before, but. when you have to throw up and you have. diarrhea at the exact same time. And I. don't think this happen. Yeah. It. doesn't happen to most people, but let. me tell you, you don't know what facing. a decision is than when you have one. toilet and you have to throw up and.

diarrhea. And you have to decide which. one you want to go in the toilet and. which one you don't want to go in the. toilet. I mean, the smart person would. just pick up a trash can. No, not in. sight. You're on an airplane. You have. to choose one. You were on an airplane? Yes. With bad turbulence. Very bad. turbulence. Bags though. No, that's. Well, that's when I reached out and I. was like, "Oh my god, give me a bag. I'm. on the toilet." And I open the airplane. door to the flight attendant while Turb. like bag.

bag me. I used an airplane bathroom for the. first time a couple months ago when we. were going to LA and I was like, "Oh my. gosh, what do you mean for the first. time? You've flown a ton of times.". Yeah, but I had never used cuz I'm like. I was like that too. Wait, so you have. to go and you're like just hold it. I'm. confused why airplane bathrooms can't. make them a little bit nicer. Like it's. a freaking $200 million plane. You can't. have like a little ground. They make it. like a porta potty. Yeah. They're like. let's make it look like a portaotty. Oh. my gosh. Did I tell y'all we were at the. Oh, Mav was with me. We were going to.

play volleyball the other day and this. poor guy is in a porter potty outside of. the the volleyball courts and we just. passed by and we just hear. and the porta potty is shaking and I was. like, "Oh man, this guy is not okay.". Wait, why are you throwing up in a. portaotti? Throw up on the grass. Yeah, I'm a grass type of guy. It's natural. You're You feel fine. Yeah, it's just. it's recycling. Oh my gosh, if I had a.

freaking penny for every time Cash had. to run outside the gym and throw up in. the grass, I'd probably have like. But no, he he's done it multiple times. He's like cuz he works out and he makes. himself sick and then he'll be like and. then he just goes sits on the curb and. leg day. Yeah, only on leg day. Oh, you. only done legs four times. Wait, I have a picture of it. Me and. Alex are in the car and Cash is like.

throwing up outside. He's like And me. and Alex are panicked. We're like, "No, I can't run." Have you ever thrown up on. a run? No, I don't run. I threw up on a. run. You can't do it if you don't run. Have y'all ever Have y'all ever had like. really bad diarrhea and y'all had to. stand up on the toilet? Stand up? Yes. No. No. Can you stop making stuff up? I'm not. Yeah. No. Look at this. No. This is such a bad picture. Let me see.

I mean, he's just shaped like a letter. I literally I literally just look like a. pathetic. Pathetic was a picture that like if you. shaded in the outline of your body all. like black, you would look like a so. tired on the History Channel where they. see Sasquatch. It's a live photo. Like look at that. Just wait. At least I wish you at least. got the throw up in it. Just look. You're just like on your hands and. knees. convinced he was so tired at that. point. Like a nine-year-old could have.

came up and just been like, "Yeah, you're dead." Just start just start. kicking him and he's like, "Please, no.". No. It was so bad cuz Alex and I were. like in the car and I was like, "Oh no, it's it's too bad I can't look." But I. had to get I had to get a picture to. send in the group chat. Was that out. there that field right there? No, it was. like outside our gym. Oh, that's so bad. But this morning, my sister, she woke me. up like four times and she kept yelling. in my ear and I finally got up and she's. like, "You of fake tan. We don't. She's. self. I know. I know what she means. I.

wake up to Kate sometimes and I'm like, "No, there's the smell of self-tanner.". No, my sister. I literally walked to. her. I was like, "Oh, I'm I'm I'm awake, Reese. Like, please go." And she's like, "You a self tan." And then slams the. door and walks away. And I was like, "What are you doing?" Like, "No, the way. to make me feel smells like Fritos." It. does. Like, cuz one time Furritos. Yeah. One time depends on the brand. I never. thought of it, but uses the Fritos. Yeah. Are you eating the Frito bread? I. was in a hotel room with my friend. Brooke and she was like, "Guys, I'm I'm.

going to smell like Fritos. I hope. that's okay." And we were like, "Huh?". She's like, "I just my self-tanner. I I. have like a gradual tanning lotion that. I put on every night and it smells like. Fritos." And she put it on every night. and I was like, "It is smell like. Fritos." And I realized that that's what. my tanner smells like is Fritos. Why. don't you just get like roses smelling. one? Well, there's there's no self tan. that smells good. Actually, every single. brand smells like garbage. We need to. make one. You should. We should. And if. you can make one with a formula that. smells like vanilla bean or something, I.

will buy it. We might just like sell. out. Yeah. But no, it's just cuz like. the good like there's only a few like. really good brands that you can use of. self tanner cuz the other ones are like. splotchy or don't show up good. What do. you use? Bondi. Loving tan. Loving tan. I do too. I've never used Bondi. Oh, me. neither. Oh, but like I I use that JLo. brand. I still want to self tan one. night. I just want to go all out. Let's. do it on Friday. I have to self tan. I. just want to sell Pan and walk out and. see what y'all think. No, I'm going to. get you the ultra dark plast. I want to. go as dark the darkest option we.

possibly can. I just don't get on an. episode. We should all You know how they. do the spray tans? They have like the. little tint. Everyone should go in there. and we should spin the wheel on what. shade you get, but you don't we don't. know what they got till they come out. So funny. That's actually hilarious. We. need to It's like self tan roulette. This is This is light. Oh. Whoa. Look. It's just because her elbows are dry, so. it collects there. Yeah. Hey, how was. the music video shoot? It was fun. Look, my knees are dry, too. Wait, why does it.

My mom was mad? Oh, yeah. She like she. like, "Do not." And I was like, "I'm. going to I'm going to selftan." And she. was like, "I just don't really. understand selftan." Because most of the. time, no offense girls, but it just. looks splotchy and looks like you got. thrown. It doesn't look good. Oh, it. just it just kind of looks like you're. dirty a lot of the time. It always looks. like they're dirty. It does not does not. look light. Look my tanner. You don't. look tan. Pull up your knee. Like if you look at. my It's because she got a light shade.

Yeah, I do have a light shade. Look. Look at my ankle. Look at my ankle. Yeah. Yeah, that looks Yeah. I mean, your ankle look like you stepped in. straight. That's when you get like ultra. dark. Like if you I use the I use a. medium shade so it's not like Me too. That that I don't know why it stayed. like that. Um but what I was saying was. the music video was a lot of fun. I was. so scared. Um, you were scared of the. makeup artist when you left here? Yeah. And then she came. Was she going to get. you with her brushes? Um, okay. No, she didn't. I thought your.

makeup looked really good. I didn't. Oh. Um, but no, I mean, I came prepared with. my makeup and she did my hair and it. looked so good. I loved it. She She was. really good. And then she like touched. up my makeup during the day and stuff. and it was so fun. And um yeah, it's How. did she do your hair? just with a. curling iron. Yeah. I saw Oh, go ahead. I saw on um Chase's Instagram story that. it was like a bed with a vanity. Yeah. Did y'all do multiple scenes? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I never was on the bed, though. Okay. I But I in my free time, I. slept on it. So, that was good. But no, um yeah. No, it was it was so much fun. And I met this girl. She's like an. influencer. Her name is Paris Hilton. And she um she's like an influencer. Her. name is Paris Hilton. No, I'm kidding. She's not Paris, but her name was Paris. and she was um I wasn't that a famous. person. What the Yeah, Paris. No, she's. like Australian and she was so sweet and. she was the girl who cheats on or who my. boyfriend cheats on me with. Oh, nice.

Wow. Yeah. Oh, wait. Speaking of which, guys, uh we haven't talked about this in. a minute, but the tour is coming up and. uh Harper might be performing her song. I don't know when your song's coming. out, but it might be performed on tour. Uh, so if you guys have if you live in. Wait, what cities do you think we'll be. at? I think, uh, I think this will come. out right before tour actually this. episode. So, um, yeah, we're doing some. cities up. We're doing like 17 18 cities. in the US. We're doing Canada, Ireland,

uh, the UK, and Australia. So, if you. guys live in any of those places, go to. the lolodcast.net. to get your tickets. We got a lot of. cities coming up. Yes, sir. I know we. have fun. Oh gosh, I have a voice. Where's Oh. gosh. I'm excited. But yeah, if you guys live. in Atlanta, Charlotte, Washington DC, Philadelphia, New York City, Chicago, Cincinnati, Oklahoma City, Dallas, a lot. of other cities. We are doing so many. cities. So you guys should go get your.

tickets because tour is about to start. Yay. And then in my music video, there. was a dead butterfly and I ate it and. the legs were just in my mouth. What the. dude? One time when I was on Santa. Monica Pier, I ate a bunch of sand. I. did. I don't know why it's on video, too. M was like, "Eat the sand." And I. just did it. Did you say that there's a. in your video there's a girl that you're. like supposed boyfriend cheats on you. with? Crazy. Because at freaking this. weekend, I got a headache. Wait, what? Oh. Oh, wait. Are you going.

to talk about the cheating scandal? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't talk about that. yet. That's for next episode. So, if you. guys want to hear us talk about the. cheating scandal that happened, uh, tune. in for the next episode that will be. coming out after this one. Uh, thank you. so much for watching. We'll see you guys. next time. Bye.