Kenzie Slaps Kate Back!

I know what must happen. Kenzie, you. must slap Kate. It's what they people. want. It's what they. are insane. I can't believe you hit her. that hard. Hey, it wasn't me. Kenzie, stop trying to put the blame on other. people. You know what you did, Barbara? I know you watched Cash do that. It. wasn't Cash. It was you. You're abusive. I know this is like your biggest fear, Kate. Getting killed by somebody because. you're like an influencer. Yes. Somebody. just died. Uh they got killed on their. live stream. What?

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time, so you could just say, "Hey, welcome to the podcast." Oh, yeah. We. need to be inclusivity. Okay. Welcome to. the show. Everyone is welcome. I have a. crush. I have a big crush. A crush? Yeah. No, you don't. I do. You said you. always say you got a big crush and it's. always the same guy that you've been. talking to for five years. No, it's. actually not him and never will be him. I have tea on him, by the way. What? We. have tea. Oh, from the barber shop. Yeah. Yeah. I uh told him about that or. I didn't tell him about it. I told him.

about it. Then I was like, you know. what? I'm going to delete the message so. he just like stays happy. Um but you. know, I don't think we're wait. Can we. bring the barber shop story up? Yeah, I. think so. Yeah. Listen, long story. short, you know, cuz not everybody's. seen the podcast, so that's why we say. welcome for now, not welcome back. Yeah. Welcome to the podcast. So, welcome to. the podcast. So, if this is your first. time watching and tuning in to the live. stream. Why do I feel like a church? Yeah, come on. If this is your first. time joining us, thank you for coming. There is a pamphlet in the seat back in. front of you and you can donate right.

there. Fill that out and become a member. today. And yeah, you can meet us at the. connect table. Okay. Anyway, uh there is. this guy that Harper goes to school with. that she's talked to a couple times. Um. couple times. And anyways, he is decided. to become a barber at the ripe age of. 14. Uh, and now he Okay, now he's 15, but he's in, you know, he's been in. barber school since, you know, he's 14. and good for him. He's got a hustle. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, Barber school. No,

he's cutting his dog's hair. No, no, he's not. He literally posts on his uh. on his Snapchat story like 10 people a. day cutting his hair. Yeah. Literally, Harper showed us a Tik Tok or a picture. the other day and I was like, he. literally posted today. Can I read it? Yeah. I was like, wait, he actually has. clients? And she's like, "Yeah, he cuts. hair at his house." And homeboy has a. whole setup and he actually cuts. everybody's hair at his house from the. school and they pay him $20 a haircut. $20. Oh, you know how much my haircut costs. now? Well, that was that was just crazy.

$90 at when I'm out the door. Well, so. he has his own he has his own um page. for it. It's called I'm not going to say. what it's called, but it says I got. openings Thursday book before gone excl. And he like sells out right away. Let me. see that. It sells out. I want to click. the booking Taylor. Look, this is before. the haircut after. He's pretty good. And. he said, "I will be officially" He just. blocks out the days and says they're so. Yeah. And then he says, "I will be. officially cutting at a barber shop this. summer starting Monday at blah blah blah. haircuts um in our where we live. Help.

me out. Get me fully booked next week. Appointments posted." Wait, is it the. barber shop we go to? Yes. Wait, let me. see. Or I don't know if that's it's Let. me see if it's the name of uh No, that's. not it. But it's it's funny because me. and M go to this men's barber shop and. yeah and somehow they were talking about. uh this kid I don't know how you guys. got on the story of it and he's like no. he comes in here all the time and he. takes these works here and and he tries. to cut my client's hair and he's like he. doesn't work here and then I went in.

there the other day and I was like so. and I brought up the kid and he was like. oh my gosh you know that kid too and I. was like yeah and he's like how and the. guy that was cutting hair next to me and. this guy he's like how do you know him? How does everybody know this kid? And he. was talking to me him or he was talking. to me about it. Be smarter than to hire. him. It sounds like, right? And he goes, "Yeah, literally two days ago, he came. in and I walked in the door and he told. me he took a walk-in.". You know what a walk-in is? No. Like. somebody walked into the salon that.

didn't have an appointment and needed a. haircut and he was like, "Yeah, I got. you. I got you." And he came in there, cut the guy's hair. He's 15. He doesn't. work there. He doesn't even work there. He just hangs out. Where did he have the. guy sit just in the like way? That's. what we That's what we said. We said, "Did you just walk up to someone's booth. and use all their tools?" Like, "All. right, here we go." I don't know. But he. said, "Yes." He's like looking around. They're like, "You done for?" He's like, "Yeah, scissors should be here. somewhere." Yeah, scissors are right. around here. It's so weird. He has his. own setup at home cuz his mom's a. hairdresser and but like he like makes a.

living off cutting hair and then he. faked buying a Lamborghini for his. birthday. Makes a living. He's 15. Yeah. Okay. Or no, a Corvette. He um he told. everybody he's like uh he's like this is. to all the haters that said I wouldn't. be able to buy a Corvette. Uh I bought. one $80,000 all in cash and then and. then um and then he and then he uh. rented it for a day. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I. brought that up to the barber too. I was. like I was like he bought a Corvette. He. goes, "No, his parents rented that for. his birthday." I was like, "Oh, okay. I'm not hating on him because we are.

like friends, but like I just No, he is. a cool dude. if he's watching this. It's. just funny because he's 15 and he's. somehow. decided he halfway works at this barber. shop even though the owner says no. And. he comes in there, he's hustling and he. comes in there and cuts the guy's hair. and the owner's like, "What are you. doing, kid?" He doesn't kick him out. That's so bad. Like, but he said he. gives decent haircuts. So, I think on. one of these episodes, we should have. him come over and cut Ma's hair. Heck. no. Heck no. He does not need any more. clout. How about we rock paper scissors.

for who Harry has to cut. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Best out of three. Everyone knows. No, it's not. Everyone. knows. Everyone knows. Nope. Nope. You. say beforehand. You are getting cut. Cash. You're getting chopped. Dude, you. like your $90 haircut and you weren't. happy with that. Imagine the $20. haircut. I'm about to get a down. Should. we actually have him on an episode or. would that bring him clout? I mean, I'd. have him on to give me a haircut. Why. are you so like against like people. getting clout, man? Okay. It's just the. thing is like we he has like 30,000. followers on TikTok and and uh and like.

he's like dance if you're going on the. influencer cruise and he's dancing and. I'm like no you're not. You're not an. influencer. Uh time I'd like to go on an. influencer. Yeah. Why are we wait. because it's all like kids not? Yeah. It's all like teenagers. You aged out. What? An influencer cruise? You remember. when you were going on even go on a. cruise without a parent? Do you remember. when you were a teenager and you were. just going on influencer trips all the. time? Did you miss the part where I said. you have to be even 18 to go on a cruise. like your parents? You went to Hawaii. when you were 16 without your parents? Yeah, you I will say it again. Did you.

miss the part where you have to be 18 to. go on a cruise without your parents? I'm. sure someone's someone's mom is going. and she's just going to be responsible. for all of them. Wait, boat on an. episode. Cash walks up to the kid. He's. like, "Listen, I know you want to go on. this cruise. I'll be your chaperon.". Dude, I can be like uh what's his name? Uh I'll be like Stingray from Cover Guy. Oh, you don't know Stingray? No, I. don't. He's like He's like the older. guy, but he like all his friends are the. high schoolers, but he thinks he's still. in high school pretty much. So, he's.

like, "We can all party at my house.". And they're all like, "Okay, yeah, you. are stingray." And he's like, "Yeah, uh, you know, I'm I'm pretty much like the. party house around here and he's just. lowkey the only like 35." Speaking of. haircuts, have you seen the new cuts. dudes are getting on TikTok where their. eyelashes are getting cut? I'm sorry, what? There's dudes paying to get their. eyelashes trimmed. Why? Why? Girls. literally say all the time how jealous. they are of guys eyelashes. I mean, it. made me want to cut my eyelashes. No, you will never. Because it was kind of.

like I can't lie. These dudes kind of. looked more manly before. They their. eyelashes kind of look girly. So, they. trim. Apparently, it's like girly to. have long eyelashes. No, it's pretty. It's feminine. It's more masculine. You. just said pretty. Yeah, we need. masculine. It's more masculine to trim. them. That's why you should trim yours. Yeah, I would never mess a guy mess with. a guy that has trimmed eyelashes. But. it's like they're shorter, so they're. more manly. He's freaky, man. I ain't. messing with manly. And you know what's. crazy? Why are you stressing? He's not. actually going to do it. He has nice. eyes. And he would do it.

just because Cash is like 5 seconds away. from be like, "I bet you won't cut your. eyelashes." Rock, paper, scissors. Do you not hear this whole time? She's. been stressing. Yeah. She's like, "No, no, m." She's like, "No, you can't cut. your eyelashes, Matt. Don't do that.". No, but they What's crazy is I watch the. videos on cutting. You'd probably think. they'd use like little scissors. No, there's dudes at a barber shop. So, they. take the little razor thing that they. used on the back of your neck and he's. like trimming them. Dude, what if you.

like blink? You would look bald. I think you'd be nice without eyelashes. What? I think we should trim our. eyelashes, Cash. Trim them all. Let's. get zero eyelashes. Is this really a. thing? It's a thing. I'm serious. It's a. thing. Dudes are cooking it up. He's. like gasolotting Cash into doing it. It's not a real is like I'll look more. manly. I I just get done with it. I look. like an alien. I'm like, "What happened. to me, man?" He's like, "No one's ever. done that in their life.". No, I'm serious. These guys are like, for whatever reason, someone decided.

it's more manly to have trimmed eyelash, short eyelashes. I don't think so. I. think that when guys You guys see the. photos of the dudes, you're like, "Yeah, those pretty manly." I think when guys. have long eyelashes, it's like nice. But. you just said you want me to cut my. eyelashes a second ago. I I remember. this one guy that I talked to was like, "Are my eyelashes so long?" And no, don't be flexing them like that. No one. cares that much. What are you doing? It. was actually the barber btdubs. Don't be flexing your eyelashes. Like, just let the girl like appreciate it in.

silence. Thank you. I feel pain. sometimes. I'm like I'm like, "Man, I'd. love to flex my eye lashes." Wait, do. they grow? Do they grow back? No, your. eyelashes never grow back. Yes, they do. No, you only get them when you're born. and they never grow back. No. Yes, they. do. Oh my gosh. cuz he's trolling. Do. you not understand? Did you not see his. face? She's like, "No, they do." I'm. sorry. I rage rate everyone. I have a. friend in junior high who got really. stressed out during a test and was like. messing with her eyelashes at the end of. class. No more eyelashes. She ripped.

them out. No, she looks like she think. that's actually a disorder. What's it. called? It's called ripping eyelash. disorder. That's a Well, yeah, actually. No, it's like a thing. It's like people. Oh, it's ocular lash disorder. I've. heard of that. Eatation. It's like. ocular lash disorder. It's di lash. tation. It's treacher. What is it. called? Oh yeah, treacher something. Uh. I thought it started with a of some. sort. I'm telling you if you say ocular. tretosis. If you had tation on the end. of anything, it sounds like a real. thing. Oculation. It'sia. I told you.

Well, there's Oh, we should add. Yeah. I don't know how to pronounce it, but it's like a real like it's like a. disorder. OMA. Okay, I know sounds like. Trisha Trisha Pis got a disease. What? No, I don't get her on the podcast. I. love you. Trisha Pis be so funny. She's. so funny. Okay, but wait, what does. Trisha Pis do? Yeah, she's just like. like I know what she is but like what. does she do? What is she actually? Like. is she a singer, an actor, an.

influencer, a content creator? Like. she's everything. She's honestly checked. out. Leaving mid podcast for ISIS is actually. that is insane. Honestly, I'm taking. this whole couch. How do you sell paint? I deserve a nap. It was my Remember I. used to be alone over here. Oh, that's a. bad word. Is that Is that weird to say? Prician Pis. How do you You used to have. your own chair. Now you have to share. it. How do you spell Pis? I'm taking it. back. P Y T U S. Do I look like one of.

those paintings where you like feed. grapes? Doesn't look like, but we'll. talk about it. Oh my gosh. Have you seen. Well, hold on. Casino's calling me. The. casino? That can't be good. Hello. Hello. Hello. This is Amy Moore. Good. evening with Winar and I'll be brief. Do. you have a moment to hear about your. offers? Uh, yes I do. Yes, I do. Great. I'm reaching out to remind you about. your complimentary hotel offers. available this June. Would you like me. to connect you to Winstar reservation. team to check availability and book your. stay? Uh, sure. Sign me up. Sure. Sign.

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attitude, dude? Why is Kate sitting like. that? Why you Why are you sitting You're. sitt You're a girl, but somehow you're. still sitting zesty. Well, I just Wait, Kate's sitting zesty. Yeah, he's a girl. Like a Z. That's what I said. I'm. sitting in my spot. I'm about to sit on. top of you. Why would you do that? I. wouldn't do that. That's going to hurt. you. What? What? Okay. I was just got to. thinking. That's Cash's thing. I just. got to thinking. I just got to thinking. before you sat on me. Did you get to. thinking to thinking this is actually. hurting me? I got to thinking. There was.

a time before where I sat over here. alone. I'm kidding. That was kind of sad. Why. did you Why would you say that? That was just a little bit dramatic. Thank you for my seat back. [Music]. Is you all right? Uh, are you okay? No, dude. You just threw me across the room. I'm not Why are you doing my seat? Okay. Can you holy? Oh my gosh, she turned.

into an egg. By the way, your eggs in the freezer are. no good. Someone left the door open. outside. Her hair is not dead. Oh no. By. the way, her head just looked Look who's. calling. Was it you? Hey. Hey, look. who's calling. I It might have been me. Oh no. You ruined all of her eggs. Ky, are you lying? Talking your mic. It was. open when I went out there this morning. just beeping. You left the fridge open. Not ruined. Okay. Can you get over with a lot of.

eggs? Now they're not going to be able. to have kids. She has no more eggs. Whoa. Wait. You ruined all my eggs. Why would you do that? She does have. like four cartons of eggs out there. Well, I eat a lot of eggs. Kinsey. You. took up a lot of fridge space. That's. for sure. That's how you know how big. someone is. You open their fridge, you're like, "How much of this is. yours?" Kay is not big. She's the. skinniest person I've ever seen. She's. so really cuz right now she wider than. she is tall. I think. Okay. So, I mean, I'm pretty sure it. tilted just right. She'd start rolling.

away on us. Shut up. I'm serious. I'd. definitely get a strike if I was using. her. I'm so serious. When I see her stand up, I like strive to see like I strive to. have her body when I'm older. Oh, thanks. What about me? No, you look kind of like a square. I've heard people strive to have my. body. Why did you Why did you leave the. Why did you ruin my eggs? Are you. messing with me or is No, I'm serious. They were all not even cold, dude. Kenzie. Okay, I'm feeling tension from. this side of the room. I'll buy you more.

eggs. Well, it was like It wasn't just. eggs. There was a lot of stuff in there. I had like coffee and whatnot. The bottled The bottled water is. probably ruined as well. The what? What? The bottled water. The water is cooked. There's also milk. There's lots of. things. Oh, I love I didn't look at. everything cuz there was just so much. damage. It. was leaving the fridge open. I'm sorry. Stop doing that. Yeah, probably. I've. done that before, too. Um I don't think.

I've ever left the fridge open. One time. I was hanging from my fridge and it fell. on me. Why are we not sitting Why are we. not sitting in the chairs? Well, because. it's no longer my chair, apparently. I. was thrown off of it. I'm Oh my gosh. Can you stop being so dramatic and. please get on the chair, please? I don't. think I will. Okay. I feel sit on the. floor. I will just sit next to Kenzie. Fine. I'll just Oh, she took your seat. Claiming my chair got chair. Now you. have no seat. She just said now you have.

diabolical. That's rude. Then how about. you take it back, Kate? Huh? Take it. back. Why do I feel like Kate's actually. salty? Are you mad? No. You mad that I. called you bowl and ball. Are you mad. that ball strike every time? I am. slightly mad that you threw me off my. chair. You were taking up the whole. chair. Well, which once again, Never. mind. We It's He's gone. Listen, I didn't throw you off the chair. Yes, you did. You fell off the chair. You. threw me off the chair and I flew across. the room, Kinsey. It was almost deadly.

What? It was almost lethal. I don't I. don't know what's happening right now. You rolled off the chair and you almost. got a strike. I literally almost did. You almost strike the couch. I was. almost cooked and it would have been. your fault just like my eggs. Okay. I'm. like your egg. I'm feeling tension a. lot. Can't cook your eggs. Actually. tension. Lot of tension. Aura coming. from this side of the room. Are you guys. mad at each other do I have? What's the. beef with the chair? No, there's no beef. with the chair. Don't touch my toes like.

that. I wasn't I was stabilizing the. chair. Okay. Your toe. You were You were. using your toes to tow the freaking end. table. Nap. He just gradually touched my. toes. No, I didn't touch your toes. What. do you want me to do to him, babe? We should probably fight now. You touched my toes. Yeah, she was she. was towing my table and I did.

It wasn't that funny. Oh my gosh. Wow. You something in night. I woke up on pee. on your side of the bed. Huh? You? Yeah. What do you mean? Did you actually No, I've never peed on. Kate's side of the bed. That's good. But. I have had to scoot to her side of the. bed from peeing on my side of the bed. cuz saying we got king-sized mattress. That's all I'm saying. No, Kenzie and I. were just talking earlier. and I had looked at our house plans and.

I was feeling inspired. Oh, this is real beef. Let's get into it. cuz I'm sure you've heard about it. Yes. And I've heard about it plenty. But they. haven't talked to each other about it. I. was looking at her house plans and I was. feeling inspired. What does that even What does that mean? That means Kinsey's mad. There was some. things in Kinsey's house plan that I. liked. But I knew that Kinsey didn't. want me to just copy her house plans. I. mean, like, no, I'm not kidding, Cash. I. looked at both their boards. Kate not.

just copied her house plans. She copied. the exact words and phrases that Kinsey. is sending to the person. Dang. Really? Didn't change of you? No, some of them. were changed, but it it was very. similar. You're not. Okay, I know what must. happen. Kenzie, you must slap Kate. What? Where? For stealing my house plans. First of. all, I didn't steal any house plans. No, not for stealing house plans or not for. anything. Mainly just because I thought. of this. And you slapped Kinsey before. Yes or no? Yeah, it was a prank. Have.

you slapped Kate before? Yes or no? It. was a prank. Um, no. I've not seen. Therefore, it is not even eye for an. eye, tooth for a tooth, slap for a slap. Bored for a come on board. What? I don't. know. I thought we were going. Yeah. Okay, pretty much. We just need you to. slap her. We can go bad for a bad. Kenzie, I do give you permission to slap. me. Actually, you deserve it. I'm. slapping you, Kate. Wait, why do I You. think I deserve it? Oh, well, Kenzie. thinks you deserve it. Oh, I probably. do. I mean, it is a little It is a.

little shady of me to like feel inspired. by your house plans, but I can't help. it. Oh my gosh. This isn't about house. plans, cuz it's about way more. It's. about the eggs, the chair, the house. plans, the milk. No, it's not about. anything. It's about that you slapped. her before. Okay, so you must be. slapped. That that blood runs deep. Thou. shalt be slapped. Kenzie, please slap. her now. Kenzie, please slap me. See, she's asking for it. Slap her. Kenzie's. too nice. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No. No. Did you see that? No.

I can't believe you would do that. No. Okay, get up, Kenzie. Come on. Seriously. Kate, sit down right there. I'm going to touch your toes again if. you don't stand up right now. I'm being serious. Kinsey, I give you. permission to slap me because I did slap. you one time. I just No, you didn't. Even though it was a joke that we were. both in on. We are both in on this now. You were in on it, but I was told by. Kinsey you weren't actually supposed to. slap her. Uh, yeah. And I read in the. comments, everybody was like, "Why do. they say it's a joke?" But low key, she.

actually got slapped. Yeah, you're. supposed to fake slap her. You knew it. was like, "It's a joke, bro. It was a. joke." Yeah, but you actually were like. the joke. You were like, "This is my. chance to cook her for the eggs." No. See, cuz the eggs hadn't even happened. then. So, I was like, you knew it was. coming. So, you just Okay, let's just. get this over with. And Kenzie, please. stand up and slap her. I have to stand. up. I mean, put your body in. She was. standing. So, you got to get your hand. She She got all the motion in it. used. her body weight and all, which there's a. lot there to say. And she used all of. it. Okay. All right. Let's get in. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Don't get ahead of yourself, buddy. Get. over here. Slapped her. Stand right. here. Stand right there. This will be. done execution style. Stand right there. Stand right here, Kenzie. Right there. Right there. See right there. This looks. like Kate, close your eyes. You don't. want to see it coming. Trust me. All. right. No, that's slapper. All right. That's it. It's actually slapper. Actually, do it. I don't want to slap. you. It's only fair. Why are you acting like you're mute? I. forgot. All right. Just right here. Right here.

Lay it on me. You got it. Lay it on me. Everyone's gonna hate me. Okay. All. right. Slubber. It's only fair. I'm so. scared. Kate, stop flinching. I'm so. scared. Okay. Please stop flinching. Please stop flinching. You're just going. to drag it on longer. You got it. Close. your eyes if you have to figure. something out here. Oh my. I'm being. attacked. No, you're not. She's being. assaulted. Okay. Proceed. Okay. On the count of three. Ready? Okay. One, two, two. Okay. She repeated. me. I can't. I can't. Kate, what are you.

doing? Keep your eyes closed. Okay. Do. you want Do you want this to be fair or. not? I do. Stop opening your eyes. Okay. I'm going to get a blindfold. What. the That might make it easier. I should. be slapping people. Kenzie, on a real. note, I don't want your house plans, but. I do want us to be fair. Dude, you're. ripping my eyelashes out. No, I'm not. Don't worry. We'll cut them later. Yeah, she's going to look more manly. She like. actually ruined my Falsy. You're about to get slapped and you're. worried about your falsy. I'm not going. to hit you hard. You unfortunately have.

No, you have to hit her hard. It has to. be equal. It's for the people. Equal if. not more than what I did to you. Okay. Dang. Kate's really asking for it. All. right. Be gentle. You got to hit her. Can't hit her. You have to hit her. Kenzie, hit her. Kenzie. Kenzer. Hit her. Oh, wait. Kenzie, hit. her. No. Kenzer, hit her. Look at me. Y'all better make good edits of this. Okay, be prepared. Please don't. You're. going to need to take this equal. Kenzie, she's cover. She's fine with it.

You have to hit her. Just hit you have. to hit her. It's what they people. It's. what they. are insane. No. I did not hit you that hard. Kimzy, bro, that's hard. I can't believe. you hit her that hard. I didn't think. you were going to hit her that hard.

That was foul. That was That was foul. After you. I thought I heard I thought I. heard Kinsey talking and then she just. all of a sudden played me. Hey, it. wasn't me. Oh, it was a ghost. It was a. ghost. Wasn't there ghost. amunters right now? you. Why are you crying? I'm the one. that just got slapped. What? I did not. Kenzie, you lined up and you smacked the.

crap out. That was foul. That was crazy. That was actually I didn't Okay. She hit. you harder than I expected. Listen. Wait. Why are you crying? I'm the one. that got slapped. No. Why are you. crying? Kenzie broke. Cash. Did I swear? No, I did. You slapped me? Okay. Yeah, I. slapped my wife. That's what I do. Kate. knows what it feels like when Cash slaps. her. That was not it. I'm kidding. Okay, that's a lie. That was a joke. I'm. kidding. Well, no, I'm not mad. That No, it's honestly We're even now. Look.

Look. So, I forgive you. I forgive you. It wasn't me. Okay. It wasn't me. It was. Cash. It was not me. Stop saying that. No, Cash you. I I swear I was turned. around talking to Maverick. You even. heard me. You know what? No. No. I'll go. back. You know what would make me feel. better? You just lower the stand. Uh, Snickers. What? Whoa. What would it make. me feel better? You are making me sad. Every even though this is on camera. Not. if you spill your soda. Every time I.

spill it, man. Snickers always make me. feel better. And Twix. Three musketeers. are actually the best though. Oh, well, you know what make me feel better? Why? Why is everybody laughing? What would make you feel better? What. would make me feel better? How hard this. I did not stop my wife. hit you. I would. never slap my wife. I don't understand. I Kenzie, I slapped you one time. It was. only fair that you slapped me. I. didn't I felt your hand. I know. She's. not mad. You're messing with me. Kenzie,

stop trying to put the blame on other. people. You know what you did. I know you watched Cash do that. It. wasn't Cash. It was you. You're abusive. You hit her right in the face. Okay, somebody's going to have to stand up. here soon and tell the truth cuz I'm not. taking the blame for this. Kinsey, I was. talking to Maverick. Are you sure? Kenzie. Kinsey. He doesn't remember. He shorts. our memory loss. He's forgetting. He. just said the name three times. He's.

trying to summon the Kinsey demon. I. care. I care. I care. Kenzie, are you. with us? Okay. If it would make you feel. better once we're done filming, I'll. watch the footage back. And Kenzie, I. mean, I did not hit her. I did not hit. her. I didn't hit her, right, guys? You. didn't, but there's no need to watch the. footage. I didn't hit her. There's. absolutely no reason you should because. you know, you know how Kinsey is. She's. mean and she's rude and Okay, first of. all, I wouldn't say that because I was.

the I hit Kinsey first. Okay, but why. would anybody else hit you? She slapped herself at this point. No, Kinsey had a good reason to hit you and. we all watched her hit you. And we'll. roll back the footage and what you're. going to see, you're going to see. Remember someone hit you in the face. Yeah. Play it back right now. It's what. the people want. It's what the. Kenzie. As you can see, Kenzie is. standing there in the footage slapping. her right there. Right there. Dude, I.

was like feel like this is not Kenzie. I. was like fake beefing. I'm mad. I'm mad. Me? No. You need to slap her again. Wait. Who the heck are you mad? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's gonna watch it after the episode. and she's going to see you hit her. No. So, just tell her now. Tell her the. truth. Why are you acting like you. didn't hit her? You're playing it really. well. You're Who lies to you more, me or. Maverick? I mean, most certainly. Maverick. Exactly.

So, I'm talking to you. All three of. them are like lying apparently according. to Okay. Why would all three of us lie. compared to one person? No. I mean, I. don't know. I three gorillas against one. thing. Wait, wait. First off, how do all. of us just coincidentally come up with a. lie right when you get hit? Every day. I The only thing is I feel. like you could be like cuz I heard you. whispering and then I got slapped and I. was like, "Wow, she was trying to like. throw me off by like acting like she was. still talking." No, this could be a fun. game we play. Like somebody else should.

get down there and let me get slapped. It's like a game of clues. Wait, I had. this wrote down to film a TikTok out of. We got to play it. I'm going to go find. a pool noodle. What? What? We don't have. a pool noodle. Grab a pillow. But I'm. genuinely like confused why you would. blame the blame on somebody else. Like I. know I'm going to get so many hate. comments for this because I did not slap. Kate, but I just I don't understand. Wait, Harper, did you slap Kate? What. did I just say? I said I did not slap. Kate. Um, but I what I'm saying is you.

can't put the blame on other people when. clearly something the people are going. to see. You were caught in 4K. You were. caught in 4K. More like 5K. Wow. 5K. It. It's messed up. Yeah, actually a lot of. KS because there's a lot of cameras. I. can be gas lit too easily for this. So, I'm gonna have to go rewatch the. footage. Kenzie, I mean, look, she's. forgetting her. Oh my gosh. See what. she's doing now. She's like, maybe I did. hit her. Just don't. I didn't. Why are. you acting like you didn't hit her? I. didn't hit her. Yeah. Harper, what you. doing? I'm just sliding down the slide. Okay, let's see it. Yeah, let's see it.

Don't hurt yourself now. You know what the pool noodle makes me. think of? Oh, wasn't that exhilarating? Was that. rough? It was a little rough. Okay. You. know I didn't hit you, right? Ky, I. forgive you. I don't care. Okay. Oh my. gosh. Stop whispering. You did hit her. I didn't shut up. No one leaves you. All. right. Someone does. Last time we did a. pillow fight, it did not go well. But. you were on my side, guys. So, I will. start. Here's the blindfold. Blindfold. yourself. I will start.

How this game is played. Pillows from. your bed. Uh, yes. Oh, they're so cold. I love it. How this game is played is. one person stands. Huh? Stop talking. when he's saying I'm explaining the. rules, okay? And I'm only doing it once. Just trying to help out Kate, but it's. fine. How this game is played is one. person sits in the middle of the floor. and one person whacks them. And then the. person that got whacked has to guess who. whacked them. And if they guess. correctly, then that person has to go. down there and sit. Okay. Make But if he. guesses wrong, he stays down. All right. So, everybody get behind me. Screw it.

up. Screw it up. I got to be in frame, man. All right. This is a fun game. Picks us up. Make sure to talk loud, guys. Okay, everybody get close here. Some lights. Everybody get close. Close. Okay. Is everybody ready? Wait. Actually, down that way you don't have. to reload after because he's gonna turn. around. Ready? Okay. Who's gonna You got.

to get. into as close as we can, guys. close as we can. Kate, you're gonna have. to scoot up. Katie, you're going to have. to scoot up. All right, I think we're. kind of Okay, can you stop standing back. there? Okay, stop. Oh, the mic is. falling. Somebody just go. [Music]. Wait, that's it? It was you. That was you. You can't. look. Yes, you can. You got to wait a.

second. No. Oh, you look immediately. We. didn't know. Do it again. No. Get down. there. Fine. All right. Put the blindfold on. E, you stink. You smell, bro. You smell. so bad. That's false news. No, it's not. False. True news. Put your blindfold on. I'm trying. [Music]. That's. [Music].

Are you okay? Oh, you killed. I knew you. were going to kill it. Okay, that's when. you guessed. Oh, right. It was C. No, it. was C. That was not me. Guess. It was. Maverick. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. Wrong. Sit down. No, it was wrong. You got to. sit down again. Oh, you're not allowed to cover your. head either. Okay, that was a hard hit. Uh, cat pain,

you got you got to sit down again. [Music]. I'm scared. I'm scared. I heard cash fitting. Cash. It was cash. No, she don't even have a pillow. Look, her pillow's over there for paying you. so hard. It was cash. Oh man. Yes. Okay, last round. Here we go. Sit down. Put your blindfold on.

Ready? All right, everyone. All right. Ready? Here you go. Okay. [Music]. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see. who it is. Got to. stand. Why is he fighting me?

Why is. [Music]. there a pillow? Give me a pillow. I'm still beating him. Okay. I hurt you. Kate, are you okay? Kate,

[Applause]. I'm out of breath. Must kill him. Die. Die. Are you still breathing? Okay, I think it's over. That was the. most silent fight. None of us could breathe. Hey, I like.

everything is falling apart. Hey, peak. performance with Cash swinging on me and. me ducking that shot. He lost his. pillow. That was crazy. I want to see that in slow motion. He. went to swing. I was like, at one point I looked around and we were. all out of breath and so it's the most. silent fight ever. I know you're. I I have three out of my four limbs.

heart right now. I have low cholesterol. What's that even mean? Here. You got cholesterol. Oh, no. That's not. cholesterol. That's a What do you I read. that can. It says spicy soda. What does. that even mean? It's just spicy soda on. your pillow. No, it didn't. Why' you. bring these on set? I didn't bring I. didn't use my mini little butt pedal I. sit on. Yeah, you need a small pillow. cuz you got a small butt. We need to. higher our uh our metabolism. Oh, wait.

We. No, we we need to higher our IQ. No, no. It's Yeah, that'd be good for all higher. Yeah. Can you just hire some IQ real. quick? We need to higher our breathing. Um, but like uh the uh heart rate. No, no, no. It's She's close. Stamina. Stamina. Exhaustion. Exhaustion. Stamina. Endurance. Oh, we need to get. our stamina up. Look at me. Higher. endurance. I decided that I didn't want. to fight, so I just rolled up on a ball.

and put I saw it was fighting bears. At. one point, they were getting they were. freicking you up, dude. Yeah, dude. I. was trying to I couldn't even fight Matt. because I was getting pal to the faces. Yeah, he started trying to grab my butt. with his hands to make me let him go. Yeah, I did stick my finger up his butt. during that. Not No, you you just not. really No, it was all the way up. What? Stop. Take that back. It's gross. I take. it back. How can you take that back? What? His finger was already up there. Ew. Cash my freaking It was definitely.

this one. I'm just glad I was wearing. jeans. I have two elbows and a knee. injury. I don't know if I'll survive. Really? All from that? No. One of them. was from being attacked at the roller. skating rink by a grown man. Seek help. if you're watching this. You shouldn't. touch women. Was it your knee injury. from And then Well, well, one of them. was my elbow from the roller skating. rink. The other one was my knee from. recreating what happened at the roller. skating rink. I mean, you got injured. from recreating it. That's kind of. crazy. And then this showed up at some.

point today. I think it might have been. when you tackled me. Okay, that is out. of context. I always scared of getting. hurt. I'm sore Kate from quilt making. Same. My forearms. Yes, our forearms are. My legs are hurting, too. Wow. Y'all. going to be shredded after y'all make. like 10 quilts. No. All of a sudden, the. girls just have rock hard abs. Like, what happened? They're like quilting. Yeah, I know. My forearms hurt from. sewing cuz I got to twist sometimes.

One, two. That would be good motivation. except it would just take way in the. movies. Everybody like reads books like. they're trying to work out and they're. trying to like look good. They're like I. got to go hit Hiqt high. Every time in a. motivational movie they like go to a. montage and he's like bettering himself. with like a self-help book and doing. crunches. No one would do that. I've. seen people reading books on the stairm. or like on the elliptical. Yeah, that's. crazy. I did that. My my eyes are like. moving all the time so I cannot focus.

in. I was reading one time and I began. to feel nauseous so I had to stop. I. could maybe do it on like the bicycle. one. Yeah, maybe the bicycle. That's. fine. Yeah. Hey guys, I'm literally just. a girl cup. If you guys want one of. these, go to the lpodcast.net. Yeah. And. you can copy. You're so cute. You're. literally just a girl. Can you say I'm. literally just a girl? Just say it. I'm. literally No, no. Say like literally. just a girl. It's more of a M thing. Here, M. You can say that. Uh, sure. Let. me see it. Matt, that was my cup. You can get.

another one at the lolodcast.net. I was actually drinking out of that. Um, speaking of you getting hurt, I know. this is like your biggest fear, Kate. Uh, getting killed by somebody because. you're like an influencer. Yes. Uh, somebody just died. Uh, they got killed. on their live stream. What? Yeah, it was. pretty sad. She uh was live streaming. To my knowledge, she was just live. streaming and then this guy, crazy guy, I don't know if he like knew who she. was. I didn't I obviously like I didn't.

search for the clip, so I don't know. Oh, wait. I know what you're talking. about. It was in Mexico, right? Yeah, probably. Actually was talking to us. about Valer Val Val something. Valeria. or Valeria? Valeria. I haven't seen. this. It's happened like two or three. times in Mexico. Are you kidding me? Wait, what? Marquez. She was an. influencer. But I think while she was. live streaming, she was like an. influencer. I think this girl, let me. look it up. Something about like her. boyfriend or she cheated on her. boyfriend maybe or there was cheating. somewhere and her boyfriend shot her. Is.

that right, Kate? Oh, I don't know. I. don't I don't really get when that. happens. Like in like stories, like. murder stories and stuff, they're like, "Oh, this person cheated, so then they. shot their spouse." I'm like, "Well, you. loved your spouse so much that you were. upset they cheated, so you killed them.". This never makes sense to me. That. doesn't make sense. A 23-year-old. Mexican influencer was shot dead while. streaming on Tik Tok, rumors began to. swirl. Was it a cartel hit? Another. tragic example of violence against. women. What was it? On Tuesday, Valeria. Marquez Marquez was shot dead at Blossom.

and Beauty Lounge, a beauty salon owned. by the victim in I can't say that word. A town in central eastern Mexico, Mexico. somewhere or something, I guess. Uh the. state prosecutor said they're. investigating the crime. Uh we're. working to catch those responsible. So, the person's still out there. That's so. Don't be live streaming. That's crazy. Imagine. Just imagine. That's my biggest. Did she own the the beauty salon? Uh, no. No, I don't think so. Uh, she had. 100,000 followers on TikTok. Although,

it was unclear exactly what happened. during her final live stream. Miss. Marquez says she was waiting for a car a. crier she knew to deliver a gift. Uh, she added that she was a bit worried. because her friend could not see her. corer's face when she arrived. What? Why. didn't he just drop it off the gift? Where were they going to pick me up, kidnap me, or what? She wondered. She. wondered and alluded to her followers. While holding a pink stuffed animal, Miss Marquez looked away from the. camera, immediately, grabbed her chest. and belly before collapsing into her.

chest. Oh my gosh. Did she get stabbed? No, she was shot, I believe. That's so. sad. Imagine being on that live stream. and just like watching. Why do I have a lump in my throat? Is it. sad? That's so scary. A lump in your. throat. Yes. Anytime I think about. death, I get a lump in my throat. Like. that. What does that mean? Last night I. was actually live talking about death. for some reason. And uh and I had a lump. in my throat. I just It scares me so. bad. Wait, what does a lump in your. throat mean? Like you're just like, "Oh. my gosh." Oh yeah. Kate and I were.

trying to join your live as we were at. the roller skating. We were. Oh my gosh. I could have like been mean to the man. Yeah. You could have like said told him. off. Hey, don't touch my girl. I mean my. friend like that. Honestly, I should. have called Harper to the roller skating. rink. I would have I would have beat him. up. Yeah, honestly. I mean, you probably. could have. He was on skates. Yeah. Twirling. Wait, that was last episode we. talked about this. People don't even. know what we're talking about. Well, go. check it out. Yeah. Go watch uh the. episode titled something along of Kate.

uh getting in a fight with someone or. getting assaulted or something like. that. It's going to be titled something. like that. And then I hit him and it I. hit him hard as hard as I can. So, she. assaulted him back. Oh, no. That's. called self-defense. No. Yeah, that is. that's what everybody in court was. watching way too much. I should have had. my pew pew on me. What? Pew. You have a. pew pew. I don't have a pew pew. No, I don't. You're not going to ever. get one. I don't think I I don't think. that would have been legal. Maybe. I. don't think Harper could have. Yeah. So,

why did you shoot the man? Well, he. hugged me. No, I was like, what? You have to be. scared for your life. I I listen to true. crime every morning when I um do my. makeup and stuff like that. What is it. with freaking women and crime? I don't. understand. Every woman likes to watch. true crime. My grandma, that's all. that's on at her place. I'm like, let's. go visit my grandma. Maybe she's got. some candy. And then he was stabbed 72. times in the chest, brutally murdered. right next to your house. And I'm like, why are we like, "Grandma, are you.

watching this?" She's like, "Yes.". You're like, "Oh, okay." I think I. listened to True Crime over like a like. over like 30 hours at least. Like like. it's crazy. I love it so much. And I. watched this girl named M. Shelly. She I. want to meet her in in person. Her voice. is so satisfying to listen to. But like. I literally just like listen to it. Okay. Yeah. Wait. That was the whole story. Yeah. Kenzie is going to start making true. crime videos. Really? It's true. As soon. as we can get some editors. I'll follow.

you. True. Wait, what? Crime videos? Not. What type of a crime are you going. to commit? No, not what you tell true. crime stories. I'm not acting out me. killing someone. I'm telling the story. You know those videos I always want to. make, but I say, "Ah, we it wouldn't. really fit for us." It perfect for I was. like, "Oh, these videos are trash.". Kinsey, you do them. I'm imagining, you. know, like those like school videos you. had to watch, like when you go into a. laser tag place and like they make you. watch the safety video. I'm watching. like Kinsey acting out something and. then she's like voice overing it and. they were stabbed. It would be funny if.

Kenzie and then they shot him and Kenzie. was like and she's just like and she's. acting out all the parts. Too insensitive cuz they're like real. stories and you're just like and then. they died. Well, no. Your stories would. obviously probably be made up. No, they're real. No, they'll be real. Wait, so you're wanting to do like true crime. talk? Mhm. Oh my gosh. I would totally. listen to that. I think a lot of people. would. I would love that. Okay. Kenzie. doing a true crime documentary. It's not. on my playlist. No, it is. I'm telling. you, Kinsey's going to sit there cuz she. likes to write and stuff. So, she's.

going to and she likes these stories. So, she's going to get all the stories. planned out and then she'll read like. top three stories of uh kids that killed. their parents or something and then Oh, I could never I had to stop watching. true crime. I can't support those. videos. I'm sorry, dude. I literally. I'll leave a like. Leave a like. I'm so. big of a true crime fan that I know. every story I bet you'll ever bring up. Do you know Crime Junkie? Crime? Yes. Oh. my gosh. What? Fun fun. They're like the biggest crime true. crime. You never watch crime junkie. I.

just watched but no she and I feel so. left out. I just watched Inside Edition. Me too. I'm telling you girls love it. I. watch Inside Edition but M Shel at the. end of her video she's like she's like. oh and I hope youall having a wonderful. day and I'm going to give y'all a kiss. on the forehead or to every. single and then before she starts her. video she's wait. So the true crime. thing starts with a kiss on the. forehead. I'm very confused. cuz she's like and then they died. Thank. you so much for watching. Here's a kiss. on the forehead. No. And before she. starts videos, if it's about a kid,

she's like, "Y'all's mental health is. super important. So, if you could if you. if this is going to hurt your mental. health, then please skip this video and. come to my next one. I'm going to give. you a big kiss on the forehead." Wow, that's an odd intro. Yeah, it's very. odd. It's a really weird intro if I. don't say so myself. Carpet, you should. if you like true crime. Um, like if. you're driving or something, you should. listen to Crime Junkie cuz they're like. the biggest true crime project. Don't. start your thing with that intro. I. don't like that. I won't. I will. But. fun fact, my the first time I ever. listened to Crime Junkie, I was in the.

car. It was my first week of work at. Sefco. And I I was um in the car with. this like 60-year-old man. He has kids. my age. And we had a 60-y old man. 60. Oh, okay. And And we had to drive nine. hours there and back to a town. And so. for 18 hours, we listened to Crime. Junkie. Oh my gosh. I thought you were. going to say like a crime happened with. a 16-y old man. 15 hours of crime. You. listen to crime. Why wouldn't you just. like do something else like play bingo? You know, I tried to read a book, but he.

liked to like sing and tap like Maverick. does. And I was like, man, I cannot. focus. And so then we talked for a. little bit and then we were like crime. junkie. And he was like, yeah. And I was. like, okay. You know how we were talking. about how Maverick makes weird noises. all the time? I was trying to sleep on. the car when we were on a road trip like. two days ago. On the car, huh? On the. car? No. You meant in the car. Yes. Okay, my bad. I genuinely thought you. were sleeping on the car. Thank you for. clarifying. Stupid. Um, anyways, I was sleeping inside the car,

not in the engine. Kenzie, in the normal. part where people sleep. You said on and. it's not abnormal for people to sleep on. top of a car. Okay. When I say I went, just say it's not I slept in bed. Do you. mean like you were in the mattress? No. Anyways, I slept on the normal part of. the car and and okay, whatever, dude. I. slept inside the normal part of the. vehicle that was transporting me and. Maverick was driving and we had hours to. drive and we start driving through this.

place and he tells me about how, you. know, how Maverick is obsessed with. animals. He was telling me about how elk. live near here. And then as I'm trying. to go to sleep, all I hear for the next. 15 to 25 minutes is just this man in the. driver's seat just going. That is not true. Not true. He had his. window down calling out to the elves. like they were going to hear you driving. while they drove by. I was like, "Bro,

they ain't going to hear that. Even if. they do, they're not going to peek their. head out like, did Oh yeah, look at that. truck go by." The sad thing is I can see. Maverick doing that. No, he was I don't. know if you I don't know if I said this. or not cuz I really wanted to say it, but I don't know if I did. I remember I. don't I don't know if this now you got. to tell me this happened or not. I was I. was half asleep but I remember being. like can you please stop and then I went. back to sleep. Did that happen? No. No. We all collectively need to just start. telling him to stop because I think all. the time like I need to tell him to stop.

but I'm like I don't want to I remember. as I'm falling asleep I was like there's. no way he's making elk noises right now. This is not real life man. Was he. actually making elk noises? Yeah. And an. elk literally goes like this. Yeah. It did it back. What? So, you. can't be that mad cuz it did it back. No, no, it did it back. No, it didn't. Yes, it did. No, it didn't. I was making. female elk sounds. I made that. Can you. Can you show us a female elk sound? Yeah. It goes That's what he was doing. That was the noise. That's what he was.

doing. I was like, "Sounds like an anime. character." Yes. I was like, "Is someone. watching anime right now? Dragon Ball. Z." And I looked up and it was just ew. ew ew ew. I was like, "What's happening? What's happening? Ew, ew." Yeah, I. thought he was like I thought he was. pretend he was in Mario Kart. He's just. Wait, I'm going to play this and y'all. tell me if I'm if I'm close cuz I feel. like Are you about to have us rate your. alcohol? Yep. Here we go. He's connected to his Alexa in his.

bedroom. That's so bad. It was playing. anime sounds. Not that one. Not that one. It's more like a. Why does that sound like a a a monkey? A. monkey like in high stress. Dude, Mav, I.

listen if I tell you because I think I. will just start telling you to stop. making noises kindly, but don't take. offense to it. Just know that it's just. like sometimes people just like peace. and quiet. Why'd you shine that at me? I don't. know. I mean, does he like make noises. like that? Like while he's sleeping, is. he ever like like while he's asleep? What? No. Does he ever looking at. Stella? He's like, "What the that. may call her?" What? Stella speaks. English or whatever. She does. Guys, can I can I end the.

podcast like like like when we're done? Like can I cuz I've never ended one cuz. it's always like casually like all right. I thought you always used to before I. came peace out bro Shaka. Yeah I'll do. that today. Okay. Okay. No don't. I. think you should start that again. Not. yet though. Not yet but like soon. Yeah. later. I think you should start that. again. Yeah. All right guys. Later. though. Yeah. Like later. You can give a. practice one though. Okay. Yeah. Um I'll. just do it later. Yeah. So you fold it.

That's why'd you fold? I'll do it later. Okay. Yeah, she's busy right now. Oh, wait. We never told the story. Yeah, she's busy right now. We got to tell the. story. How did we not think about this. last episode? We met the I don't even. know if this story is going to come off. well to you guys. No. And that's the sad. part because you guys will never be able. to understand what we witnessed. What. did y'all meet? What did y'all meet? It. What? I can't even begin to like try to. pretend to be this guy. No, you can't. I.

actually we said that in the car. I was. like, "You know what's unfortunate about. the the man we just encountered? We're. going to try to explain this story to. people and I don't even know how to act. like him. I can't even impersonate him.". Yeah. And long story short, here's what. happened. Well, first first Abigail. calls us. Well, no, no, no. First, you. got you got no the pre Yeah, but this is. like the I know. I was going to give the. pre-background. Okay, fine. You remember. when you got upset with Kate for the. pre-background? Yeah, this isn't a. prebackground. This is foreshadowing. Okay. All right. All right. I see. So.

Abigail is trying to set up a thing. So. we That's See, thank you. I was going to. say our assistant Abigail was trying to. set up this location for us to shoot at. That's what I was going to say. Abigail. was trying to set up a location. You you. say it trash, but go ahead. Abigail was. trying to set up this location for us to. shoot out that had a ferris wheel cuz we. wanted to shoot content there. And she. gets off the phone with the guy and. she's like, "I don't know what just. happened." Literally, she was like, "Uh. uh, he said maybe some other time." We. were like, "Well, did you get the did. you get the ferris wheel or not?" She's.

like, "Uh, no, I don't I don't think so." And. I was like, "Abigail, what happened?". And she's like, "He literally just said, maybe some other time." And then I tried. to schedule a time and he was like, "Maybe some other time." And she's like, "I I don't know what just I. experienced." And we thought she was. crazy. Maybe some other time. Yeah. So. then we drove, how far was it? 3 hours. hours. We drove three hours to go to. this meet this man at this place because.

he has this little tavern and I don't. even it's like a he calls it a trading. post and he literally just tiny coffee. shop a very very very very very tiny. like Brex coffee shop place and I think. he also lives at the coffee shop and in. the back of the coffee shop area there. is his ferris wheel that was opened up. like 70 80 years ago. more details to. this coffee shop. This Have you ever. been in like your friend's garage that's. just like you can't even walk through. it? You mean our garage? That's the. coffee shop. I'm not even kidding. No, it was it would not even looking at the.

front of the building wouldn't even pass. the house. It's just junk and dirt and. like just like old like wanted signs for. like I don't know like an antique store. kind of. And keep in mind we were in the. middle of nowhere, Oklahoma. Nowhere. Population of like eight and he's one of. them. And we go in, me and Matthew, we're like, and we're with our friend. Pape. We're like, "Pape, you stay in. here because you're wearing a wife. beater with tattoos, so you look kind of. scary." So, we're going to go in and ask. him if we can go in his backyard and.

shoot his ferris wheel. And the ferris. wheel is an old ferris wheel like 80. years old that is all overgrown in the. trees and all this stuff. So, it's not. like useful anymore. Like, it's not a. useful ferris wheel. It's like he's. letting it rot. So, we're like, he. probably won't mind. We just want to. shoot a video in front of it. So, we go. in there. Why? That we'll worry about. that. Yeah. cuz it didn't work out. anyway. Yeah. And we go in there and. we're like, "Hey, what's up, man?" And. he's like looks at us like this. He. doesn't really doesn't even look at us. He's just like staring at nothing. You. know when you walk into a restaurant and.

you wait for someone to say like, "Hey, would would you like or are you table or. booth?" You know what I mean? Like he's. probably shocked. He was like, "No one. ever walks in here. Who are these. people?" No, no one. It was him and an. old lady in there and I think she like. just like knew him and was friends with. him. No one goes in this restaurant and. he literally was just staring at his. notepad. I understand the problem. What? It wasn't a restaurant or a coffee shop. You're just walking to these people's. houses. And they're like, "What the. freak?" Trust me, it was. Yeah. Okay. And he's just staring at his notepad. like this. And we kind of me wait there. for a good like 10 seconds of awkward.

silence. And then Mav finally starts. combo. He's like, "Hey man, how you. doing?" and stuff. And he kind of gives. us some combo back just slightly. I. mentioned on the way in I saw that he. had a sign that said Quana Parker house. tours. And I read a book about Quana. Parker. And I was like, "Oh, Quana. Parker's house is here. That's cool. I'll ask him about that and see if I can. like like butter him up a little bit. before asking him for the ferris wheel.". And we mention it and I'm just like, "I. saw the sign. You all do Quan Parker. tours out there? That's sick. I like I. love Quan Parker. I read a whole thing.

about it." He's like, "I'm not doing. tours for Quana Parker today." Is Quana. Parker the Indian? Yes. I know him. Yeah. Really? He's like He's like, "I'm. not doing tours for Quana Parker." And. I'm like, "Okay, well, we don't want to. tour for Quana Parker." Actually, I just. wanted to talk. We just want to see your. ferris wheel. And this man looks at us. and goes, "No." And we were like, "That's it." We're like, "No." Uh, okay. Uh, but you know, we drove we Hey, man. Like, we said it just like this. Like, we drove three hours from Dallas like. just for this. Like, is there any way we.

could just get back there for like 10. minutes and take some videos of it? And. he goes, "No, you didn't. You didn't. drive from Dallas for this. If you did, you would have called first." And we. were like, well, we did call fresh, but. you didn't really get I was first off, you had to drive three hours from. anywhere to get here because you're in. the middle of nowhere. So, we obviously. drove. And we were like, anyways, uh I. understand that. Uh but what if we pay. you $400 for us to just go back here? That was all the cash we had and take. some videos. That was all the money we. had with us. Like, we will pay you $400.

for you to just let us use your rotten. ferris wheel that nobody for ever even. cares about. You're let you're letting. it go to rot. And he goes, "I done told. you no." And we're like, "Please, man, please." And then he starts looking out. the window and he sits down and he looks. out the window and we're like, "Why. not?" He's like, "I'm just far too busy. today." And we're like reading books. We're like, "With with what?" And he's. just looking out the window. The most. impossible busyness thing you could do. I'm so unby. And he's just like, I.

couldn't even if I wanted to. I'm just. so busy today. And we're like, "Okay, is. there any way we could do it, man? like. anything. At this point, we are being. kind of annoying. Is there an amount of. money? Oh, no. We were being very. annoying. We were like, "Please, we. drove 3 hours. Please give you $400. I I. done told you no." And we go, "Okay, we. know you said no, but there's always a. way to work something out. Did you ever. say we have a YouTube channel?" We told. him about the YouTube and he called us. liars. We said, "You should have pulled. up your phone." No, this man doesn't.

understand the internet. We don't even. know. We said, "Hey, we have a YouTube. channel, and I'm sure a lot of people. would love to see your ferris wheel and. see the stuff, so like we'd love to like. just post about it." And he's like, "No." No. He said, he said, "No, you. don't. You don't want to You don't want. to show it online. You just want to look. at it yourself. We don't care about your. ferris wheel." We were like, and then we were like, "Okay, well, is. there any way we could schedule a time. with you?" Cuz he says, "I'm too busy. You'd have to schedule that." And we.

were like, "Okay, this is my favorite. part. uh can we schedule another day to. come up here? And he was like, well, I. work on the weekends and you work on the. weekdays, so it would never work. Oh my. god. You don't even know if we have a. job. And he's just like, so it wouldn't. be impossible. And we were like, oh. dude, please. She like, yeah, this is my. job. I said, well, can I take your. number and we can schedule the day? And. he reads off his number like 27654 or. whatever. Read it off real quick. And I. was like, I did not even get that. So I. didn't even want to ask him again. I was. just like, so uh we could be free for.

one day. So, what day wood would work? And he was like, "Well, now I'd have to. even think about if I want to even do. that." And this whole this whole time. he's looking out the window like this. with his back turned to us. It's like, you ever seen those movies when they're. talking to like a scary figure and it's. just the back of him and they're looking. out the window like this? He's like a. vampire. That's what we were talking to. I was like, "Dude, can you turn around, please?" I was literally at some point I. was like, "What are you hiding at the. ferris wheel? Why are you hiding back. there?" Yeah. And anyways, she just ran. back there. I might have shot them or. something. And I was like, "Okay." So,

we gave up. We walked out the door. I. was like, "Last chance, man. $400. We. just need to go back there for 10. minutes." At this point, he turns around. and looks at us. Yeah. And he goes, "I. told you no." And we're like, "Fick.". So, we go outside and we're like, "Well, we drove up here 3 hours all for. nothing. So, Pape, you might you might. as well go in and see if he'll say yes. to you because we're not coming back cuz. this guy's never going to schedule it. So, you might as well just see what. happens." And also we were like, "Pape, we can't explain this man to anyone, so.

you need to go experience it for. yourself." And Pape goes in and about 30. seconds later, he walks right back out. He goes, "There's no shot. We're getting. in there." He goes, "That man's mentally. cracked." I told you the man is insane. Y'all are What if he's probably. literally is just like some old guy. that's just No, he's like 50. He's not. even And here's how we know. Here's how. we know. I was picturing he was like 80. No. And we know that it wasn't like, oh, maybe his wife died that month and so. he's just like out of it or something.

No, because this man has 80 reviews on. the Quana Parker tours from Quana. Parker's house and 80 of them are all. one stars and every single one says for. no for 10 years. These reviews go back. 10 years and they all say, "Man, came. here to see Quana Parker's house and the. guy said he was too busy." All of them. All of them. All like interviews like. quotations. He's busy for 10 years. I'm. like, you've been busy for 10 freaking. years. Other ones are like crazy. We we.

figured out a way to to see it and and. then we went back there and like this. was like a historic Comanche Indian. house and apparently he's just let it go. to like nothing. How does he own this? He must have inherited it. The Indians. have literally tried to buy the house. from him and apparently he won't. whatever the issue is, he won't sell it. or something. He's too busy on too busy. I'm not kidding. Mr. Beast could have. walked into this man and been like, "We. will give you $1 million to give us a. sandwich." And he'd be like, he'd go, "You just want to see me eat a.

sandwich?" No. No. I'm far I'm far too. busy for that. Ego is so high. Wow. And. we were like, "No freaking way." Wait, so is Quana Parker? Is this like the. Quana Parker? Like a historic? Yeah. I. didn't know what that was. And Mav. rolled up there and he goes, "Quan. Parker's house here?" And I was like, "What?" And Mav, you know, knowing all. the information he does, he was like. little young Sheldon over there and he. was like, "Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt and. Quantum Partser actually met at this. house once." And I was like, "How do you. know about this man's rotted house in. his backyard?" I was like, "It has stars.

on the roof." He's like, "What?" And he. knew all about it. Apparently, it's a. famous house. I mean, Harper knew about. I know about it. Yeah. I learned all. about it in school. Like the Comanche. tribe. The um You're just saying that. cuz I said Comanche. No, I know. It's. like the Kawakawa tribe. Kya. Yeah. Kywood. Yeah. Yeah. Ka tribe there. I. learned about it in fourth grade and I. will never forget. Uh but yeah, no. Anyways, he owns his house which Teddy. Roosevelt met out at him and all this. stuff and he's just letting it fall. apart in the woods take over it and he. won't let anyone preserve it. Wow, that's crazy. That's kind of sad. It's. like a piece of history. Yeah, but if.

it's a historical landmark or then he. doesn't really have a choice, right? No, he owns it. He does. He must have. inherited it or something. I don't Did. you know most of the tribes uh or Indian. tribes are actually like based out of uh. based out of Oklahoma? Yeah. Eventually. they were. Yeah. Yeah. So now we just. have an ongoing joke. Oh my gosh. What? Nothing. Okay. Casino. Now we just have an ongoing joke. Anybody anytime someone says like. anything, we're just like I'm far too.

busy. But even if I wanted to, I don't. have time. Wayne. So sometimes we're. like no Wayne possible. Not not Wayne. No way. on. No, man. Wayne, listen. $400 on the. line, please. I just I'm not kidding. He. didn't flinch. I mean, if someone said, "Hey, I'll give you $400 to take. pictures in front of your trampoline in. your backyard." He go, "Okay." Okay. Yeah. Give me the money. This is what he. said to P. He goes, "Wait, wait. No, before you say that, this isn't even. like his backyard. It's like a It's an. open field. It's an abandoned amusement. park. It's not like it's like Wait, it's.

an amusement park?" Yeah, that's part of. it, too. But it's literally just a grass. field. Yeah. And so like Pape walks in, he goes, "Hey man, so you know I drove. up here and Pape calls us his younger. brothers. We're not." He goes, "My. younger brothers, man, they really want. to see your faires." He's like, he's. like, "Is there just any way I mean 15. minutes? Is there any way we could I. know you're busy and I respect your. time. Any way we could look at it." He. goes, "I know you're extremely busy." I. already told him no. We're like He's. like He's like, "Dude, I understand. is.

there, you know, any way we could work. this out? And he's like, "Man, would you. let someone that into your house?" And. Pab's like, "Uh, if it was a business?" Yes. Uh, no. Babe was like, "That was the. moment I knew he was cracked out." Yeah. He was like, "Would you let someone come. into your home?" Like, it's a grass. field that you can see from the road. We.

We're just asking to take a picture of. it. And by the way, my home, like, yeah, if someone knocks on my door, like I'm. probably going to say, "Yeah, come on. in." Like, "Can we pay you $500 to take. a picture of your dog in your backyard?". I'd be like, "Sure, pay me." I do it for. free, but like, sure. Yeah, why not? All. right, Arbor, you want to end the. episode? Yes. Thank you'all so much for. watching. I will see you. We have tickets. Oh, no. I was going to. say, make sure you go vote for us as. your favorite podcast once the world. Yeah. Wait, we didn't talk about that.

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