Kenzie Got Chased Home!
Listen, while Kenzie was running the. day, she made up a whole story about how. she got kidnapped. >> Oh my gosh. >> I DID NOT make it up. >> Kinsey thinks she was getting kidnapped. >> I'm going to get so roasted. Like. >> she thinks the stalker was following her. is my assumption. The person that has. been messing with Harper's car and. everything. >> She thinks it was that person. You think. it? I knew someone followed you, but I. don't. You thought it was that guy. >> I couldn't breathe and I felt like I was. going to die. Is Cash trying to look good for the.
podcast? >> Hey, I see your makeup extra heavy. today. >> What the heck? What the What the heck? >> THAT WAS A CRAZY THING. WHAT DO YOU. MEAN? >> She just insulted me. That was rude, man. >> What is that even supposed to mean? Your. makeup looks so good. Don't even listen. >> Yeah. Every time you blink, I get a I. get almost get blown away. I just like. woohoo. >> Yeah, I know. I'm redoing my lashes. >> No, you're sweating, though. >> I'm sweating. Can you blink a couple. more times at my direction? It'll cool. me down. >> Everybody always makes fun of my lashes,
especially the when I did the boho med. spa thing because they were white. >> They were white. >> Your eyelashes were white. >> Yes. >> Well, that might have been why they were. making fun of you. Why were they white? >> I don't care what Har says. I'm going to. fix my hair. >> Like people commented. They were like, "Make sure um to tell me where these. lashes are from so I don't buy them.". >> Dang. That's. >> Do I Does my makeup look different or. does it look He was just literally being. mean for no reason. >> She started it. What are y'all talking. about? K are both wearing makeup, too. So, why don't you comment on them? >> Because you're the one that said, "What? Are you trying to look good today?" or.
something. >> Well, yeah, cuz you're having your hair. flattening it out more than your hair. >> Yeah, because my hair is cooked today. Look at it. We all know it looks fine. >> It is a little bit flat. >> Yeah, it looks fine. >> I think it looks good. >> No, from the side. You're wearing a. baseball cap. >> Yeah. No, I think it looks good. It. looks terrible. [laughter]. >> Anyways, yeah, I was. >> Turn to the side. >> Yeah, turn to the side for the camera. >> Don't let them make fun of you. I I. didn't do my hair today. I literally. look the same as wearing a hat and your. hair [laughter] just. >> Listen, I didn't do my hair today and I. think it shows. >> Have we Have you been using purple.
shampoo? >> I've always used purple shampoo. Why? >> It just looks extra blonde. Did you get. extra blonde in it? >> I don't know. I've always used purple. though. >> No, the bottle. >> What else can we make fun of Cash for? >> What the Everything, bro. Like there's. not one thing. >> How ridiculously attractive he is. Um. how ridiculously strong he is. Um, how. ridiculous his rock hard abs are. Um, how only 1% of the population has an. eight pack and somehow cashed has them. Crazy. >> Yeah, everybody.
>> that's literally built different. You. can't work out and get an eight pack. You have to be born with it. You got to. spawn in, right? No, they don't. >> Yeah, everybody has one. In their body, they do. Like, they don't. It's all made. IN YOUR BODY. NO. >> YES, IT IS. YOU SPAWN in differently. Look, >> some people you spawn in differently. Some people have like a seven. Some. people abs some people have four, six, and some people have like seven and some. people have eight. >> I have an ab five. You have one. You got. a one pack. >> Some people have like 12, don't they? >> I have some ribs. >> I don't know if it's 12 packs of things. >> Yeah, there's 10 packs. >> My ribs make me look like I have abs.
>> How many abs can a person have? >> 10. >> And what's the percentage of having. which abs? Oh, sorry. I'm getting a. call. >> That was the phone call. >> That was the phone call. >> Wait, it was Can we take it? >> Uh, no. >> Yes, we should. No. No. We can't take it. right now. NO. NO. BLAST. BLAST. NO. WE. HAVE WE HAVE a very important phone call. that decides the fate of our future. >> and humanity. >> Answer it. >> And we can't answer it right now. >> Have y'all watched Obsession? >> Can you just say like call you back in. like 45? >> And what's the. >> No. Isn't it so scary?
>> It was not even that bad. Like everybody. was like, "This is the scariest movie. I've ever seen.". >> Cash and I watched almost watched a. scary movie last night, but we turned it. off too. >> Really? What was it called? >> I don't know. >> Primeate. >> Primeate. Yeah. Well, when I went there, like I was I don't understand the one. where they're on the island. >> Scary movies. >> like like they're on a vacation and. there's a monkey. >> Yeah, maybe. Wait, what was your What. was Obsession like though? It was scary. >> It was Everybody was I I was like. expected to like poo my pants. They're. like I poo my pants when I watched it. It was so scary. >> I was expecting. >> Did you watch it in the movie theater?
>> Yeah. And I was expecting the worst. >> Pants. >> No, I'm trying to tell my story. I was. expecting the worst. Um but no, it. wasn't that bad. It was just like it's. actors, you know? So, it's like. >> every horror movie is an actor. I think. you have a different perspective because. you've been on a movie set before and. like you can see like. >> anyone who hasn't done that. It's. actually scary to them. >> Okay. Well, she's speaking to herself. >> Talking about myself. It's scary to me. >> I watched a movie last night. It was. based off a true story and it was so. sad. It was called. >> uh.
>> Not Without Hope. Yeah. And it was about. in 2009, these four men went out on a. boat and their boat capsized in the. ocean and they were literally sitting on. the upside down boat in the middle of. the ocean. >> for two days. >> For two days in the middle of a like a. terrible storm and it was so sad. >> Only one lived. >> Yeah, >> it is. >> Two days. That's not that bad. >> I I. >> in a storm. Yeah, but I knew there. there's a story I listened to on YouTube. about a guy. >> It was also freezing water. The water. was. >> That's not good. >> They got attacked by whales. and they're.
sunk their boat and they're in this the. little dingy boat. >> Oh, I did see that. >> And then at one point they had like. another I think they were dragging a. dinghy behind them with some other stuff. or something. But anyways, they were on. the ocean for like 30 days or like two. months or something. >> Yeah. Somehow somehow some people have. survived on the ocean like a life raft. for like sea turtles would come by and. they and he literally just try to grab. them and like put them in the boat. >> to eat it. What's the longest someone. has survived stranded at sea? >> I think you can drink water turtle. blood. So they would drink it. >> Oh my gosh. All right, let's see.
>> On the last leg of our tour in Europe, we had a few days in Paris between. shows, and we decided to make the most. of it. We found this really beautiful. apartment through Airbnb in the perfect. part of town. It had all of the charm. you'd hope for in Paris, but in such a. good location. Honestly, the best part. was the train station right next door. cuz we could just hop on the train and. explore the city without getting lost. And the apartment was perfect for our. group. We all had our own space, but we. could all come together in the living. area, plan our days, hang out, or, you. know, just relax after a long show day.
>> Exactly. It gave us the freedom to. really enjoy Paris at our own pace. We. could see sites, eat meals together, or. even watch the city go by from our. apartment. Honestly, having a place like. that as our home base was a total game. changer. The whole trip just felt a lot. calmer, like we could actually enjoy it. instead of just rushing around. >> Yeah, for real. Trips like this just hit. different when it's booked on Airbnb. It's easier. You have your own space and. everything just goes way better. >> Yeah, I agree. >> The space, the privacy, the convenience.
It's what turns a good trip into one. you're still talking about weeks later. >> As long as someone has survived Trinidad. Sea with no water or food, is Jose. Sabador Al. I don't know how to. pronounce his name to be honest. He was. a fisherman from El Salvador whose boat. drifted into the Pacific. He survived. approximately 438. days. >> No. >> No. That's over a That's over a year. >> Was he alone the whole time? >> Wait. Uh, his companion died after a few. months. He eventually washed ashore in. the Marshall Islands. As for no food and.
nor water at all, nobody has. >> Wait, his friend washed ashore. >> No, he washed ashore. >> He washed ashore. His friend died and. then he washed ashore. >> And then it says, "As for no food and no. water at all, nobody has survived. anywhere near that long." How did he. survive without water? >> Cuz he's him, bro. That's crazy. >> Maybe it rained or something. >> Food with water. without food. But with. water, survival can only Yeah. You can. only live without water for like you can. get water other ways by rain and like. sea turtles. I think. >> hypothermia from that movie because the.
guys that were on the boat, they started. getting hypothermia and hypothermia like. makes you go crazy. Like they said like. you start to literally lose your mind. and then the guys would freak out and. they literally would jump in the water. and drown themselves cuz they were like, >> "Oh, that's not good.". >> Yeah, it was so scary. I hope I never. get lost in the. >> Does it say how the guy got water? I'm. I'm looking it up. collecting rain water. whenever it rained. Occasionally. drinking fluids from turtles and fish. when fresh water was scarce. Eating raw. fish, turtles, jellyfish, seabirds, and. other marine life he could catch. Fresh.
water was the biggest challenge. There. were periods when rain was infrequent, but he became severely dehydrated. Yeah, that's crazy. >> Yeah. How do you not just get so. dehydrated? Because even like if you're. in a boat, the sun on the ocean just has. to be so brutal. you think of surviving. surviving over a year without water. >> I feel like there was a part of him that. was probably like I honestly wish it. wouldn't rain so I'll just die. >> And then he and then it' rain and he'd. be like I have to keep doing this. >> Also, in case you guys are wondering,
>> have you ever seen life pie? >> No, I haven't. >> Life of American pie mine. I made you. myself. Stop. I would say when I was. going home last night, I like drove from. South Lake all the way back to where we. live. And so it's like a 40-minute. drive. And um I was like freaking out. the whole time because it was dark and. scary and I thought, >> "Were you by yourself?". >> No, I was dropping off uh like my three. friends. And then finally when I was by. myself, I went to my house and I saw a. balloon hanging up and I thought it was. the girl in the movie. And [laughter] I. was like I was like, "Oh my gosh." And. like it was like 1:00 a.m. when I got.
home or like 1:30 and my mom was like, "Harp, what are you doing?" It's like. casual at Freddy's and he got scared of. the shadow in our room. >> Me and me and like four or five friends. This is during college too, so we should. not be scared of things, but you know, we are. Anyways, we're in this hotel. room. We're spending the night at a like. a fancy like boutique hotel for one of. my friends birthdays. And we had. balloons set up like to bring her in to. surprise her. And at the end of the. night, it's like maybe like 3:00 a.m. We're all just sitting there talking. about to go to sleep. And all the helium.
from the balloons had gone out and they. were like on the floor. >> Is that funny? >> Just balloons make me laugh. >> And then this it's like 3:00 a.m. All. the balloons are on the floor, right? All of a sudden a red balloon rises in. the air. >> Oh, heck no. >> Yes. We were freaking out. We were like, "What is happening?" And I'm sure it was. just like the wind in the room, but it. was just so odd that it was the red one. and it floats up and it literally So, we. had conjoining rooms that like connected. with the door. It went through the door.
into the other room. >> and was sitting there by itself. But the. door that was conjoining that opened had. a like a um a long mirror on it. And so. when the door was open, you could look. in the mirror and see into the other. room and the balloon did a circle around. the room. There has to be a ghost. >> I swear to you, I can call someone. right. >> And then what did it pack your suitcase. for you, too? >> No. It did a circle around [laughter]. the room. It came back and it sat right. by the door like you could only see. I. swear that's a ghost. >> And then what happened?
>> That's it. >> So the balloon decided. >> it's going to go on a walk. >> Go on a walk. And then it was done. >> Yes. Well, we shut the door and we. locked it and all of us slept in one. bedroom. So there was like seven of us. in two beds. >> Do you all believe in ghosts? >> Ghosts? >> I believe we're like spirits. >> I believe in my spirit. >> Well, yeah. [laughter]. Wait. I I don't understand. Like once we. die, do our spirits still say on. >> mine will. That's what I'm saying. Mine. will. I'LL BE HERE. SO IF I DIE, I'll be.
right here. >> I don't think you will. >> On [laughter] the lol podcast. >> I will. I'll promise you. Mark my words. If I die and you guys still do the. podcast with me, you'll know I'm here. >> Wait. No. No. Listen. >> The next person who lives in this house. is just going to hear [laughter]. if I if I die, I will show yall signs. cuz I know that y'all still film after I. die. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I'll. show you signs. I'll be like, >> I'm here. >> Wait, you know what's weird? If I did. die like a year ago, like y'all would. still be filming the podcast without me. >> Wouldn't miss wouldn't miss an episode. >> I was like, I'm kidding. >> No, life unfortunately moves on. It's. just like. >> But the podcast wouldn't stop.
>> No, >> no, the podcast wouldn't. >> No thing. If somebody. >> No, I'll be serious for two seconds. I. could not come sit on an episode of the. podcast if one of y'all died. I would. not do it ever again. I don't think I. could. >> What about if it was just Mav? >> No, I would not be here. Maybe Mav died, but [laughter] Crazy. >> Yeah, I don't know what I would do. >> No, there's no way. >> Think one of us. >> will be the last one alive between us. five. >> and it probably won't be me. I'm not. going to lie. Like not not like that, but like what I'm scared like something.
bad's going to happen. >> Keep watching scary movies. >> See, I'm the opposite of that. Nothing's. bad going to happen to me. Like if our. boat caps size and it was us five on the. ocean, I know I'm making it out. I just. hope y'all can keep up with me. You. know, >> I feel like I've got a strong chance of. surviving the longest even though I'm. the oldest. Really? >> Uh, the women in my family live till. they're like 100. >> That is true. Men die sooner. >> They do. >> Not you, though. You probably won't die. before. >> Y'all, I want to talk about one thing. I. don't like the new flip-flop trend of. everybody wearing flip flops. >> You don't.
>> Everybody wears flip flops. >> Okay. Like, girls, it's fine if they. have pretty toes. But, um, but guys, it's disgusting. Like, >> wears his flip flops everywhere. >> Yeah. Well, >> but I ain't doing it to be trendy. I've. been doing this for a long time. >> The guys wearing flip flops is weird. I'm. >> No, it's disgusting. And all the guys do. it in my grade and I like look down on. their toes. I'm like. >> wait bare feet. >> Yeah, bare feet. No, not like in school. >> Yeah, in school. >> That's very bold. >> To my house. Like I'm like. >> to your house? >> Like no. Like you have to wear socks in. my house, please. Like. >> Matt's trying to wear flip flops to. church. >> Okay. My dad will like get dressed up.
and then try to top the outfit off with. a pair of flip-flops. >> LISTEN, THEY'RE JUST COMFORTABLE. YOU. >> SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT, Casey said the. other day when uh you guys called us and. you were meeting with people out there. that we wanted to meet, too. >> Oh, I called it. We get in the car and. Kinsey's like, "Oh man, I just hope he's. not wearing his flip-flops right now. That's just not a good look for us." And. we pull up and you know what he's. wearing? He has these camo pants that. unzip at the knee so that they can turn. into shorts and he's wearing that. He's.
unzipped them and he has flip-flops on. when we're meeting our new neighbors. >> Exactly what like the guys in my grade. wear. Like it's like the the. >> Oh, apparently you're fashionable, man. Have you seen. >> No, it's not fashionable. Like it gives. everybody the ick. >> Mhm. >> I'm just being me. All right. >> Can't spell magic without the egg. >> Listen, and and if if guys want to copy. that trend, that's fine. I've I've been. doing it for like seven years. So, >> you did not invent a flip-flop. >> Yeah, but they've never been cool. >> And now you did not make him [laughter]. cool. >> I did. I was part of the people that. made him cool. >> Wait, Harper, when me and Mav got. married, I went through his closet and.
in the kindest way, this was a kind. thing. I was not being rude. Okay. I. threw away everything that was ugly. >> It was absolutely rude. >> Sounds pretty rude to me. >> It It was very rude. >> No, she did such a favor. You dress like. such a Froot LOOP SOMETIMES. OH, DANG. HE IS RIGHT NOW, TOO. LOOK. STAND UP. Stand up. SHOW THEM YOUR SHIRT. Stand. up. >> No. Stand up. Show them your shirt. >> Right now. >> No. No. Watch. Why are you trying to. bully me? >> It's going to be real funny. Watch. Stand up. Stand up. >> Is it Is it embarrassing? >> Stand up. Stand up. >> Turn around. Turn around. No. Turn. around. Stand up straight. No. Stand up. straight and turn around. >> I I can't GET ANY STRAIGHTER.
>> NO. STOP. PAUSE. PAUSE. PAUSE. CROP TOP. IT'S A CROP TOP. THANK YOU. I TOLD YOU. TODAY. >> IT'S NOT A CROP TOP. >> I said I can't lie. I can't lie. The. shirt's a little short. >> It is a little cropped. Unfortunately, I did put the shirt on. this morning. I thought, >> "Oh my gosh, >> this is a little short, but I continue. to wear it.". >> Wait, stand up. >> Well, the first Yeah. Stand up one more. time and then do the reach test. If skin. shows, you need TO GO CHANGE. >> IT'S NOT [laughter] THAT HARD. >> DO THE REACH, MAN. >> I DON'T WANT TO do the reach test. >> Come on, do it. Do it. >> Do you know how incredibly difficult it. is to shop for a man? >> Yes.
>> It's hard. It's. >> Yeah, especially when they want to DRESS. LIKE THAT FEEL BETTER. My personal. favorite outfit that you'll like pop out. in sometimes is you know the t-shirts we. ordered on Amazon in bulk. Just like a. bunch of them for videos and stuff. You'll wear like the green ones. >> You mean like that one? >> No, [laughter] the like cotton. You know. which one I'm talking about? >> Yeah, the cotton ones. >> They're like cotton. They're so ugly. You guys are always like we have to wear. them. They look so good in videos. >> Hold on. Stand up and do the reach test. >> I don't want to do the re test. >> Yeah. Come on. Stand up. >> I don't want to do that. Stand up. Stand. up. It's No. No. It's going to be a. great short. I promise you. Stand up.
Look. >> Do the reach test. And also, I wanted to. say the first time I ever met Math, he. was wearing a cropped tank top with his. the sleeves going all the way down here. and his nipples pulled out. >> What is she talking about? I've never. seen. >> It's not even a shirt. [laughter]. Whatever you described was like football. pads. It wasn't a shirt. >> You'll have to remember that. >> It was probably It was probably like a. cut OFF TANK TOP. >> YEAH, YOU were you were in a cut off. tank top and your nips would slip. sometimes. >> Okay. Well, it wasn't cropped. NO, IT. WAS NOT CROPPED. NO. >> And you were so m Come on. Stand up now.
for everyone and then do the reach test. >> That's not fair. When I bought the. shirt, it probably was the right size. >> Wait, you dressed him like that. >> Yeah, I bought that shirt for. >> You need to start dressing yourself. Come on, stand up. >> Stand up. >> We're getting bored here. COME ON. >> YOU'RE not embarrassed then. Stand up. >> Let me tell you what I found in the. closet. >> No, don't distract us from this. Matt, stand up. >> I'm not going to go change. I'm letting. you know if [laughter] I if you see. skin, I'm not changing. >> That's fine. Okay. All right. Now, reach. high. You got to reach high. Stand up. straight AND REACH HIGH.
OH MY [screaming] GOSH. YO, >> AND THE PSD underwear that he thinks is. trendy, too. [laughter]. >> I almost saw your from under, dude. That's crazy. [laughter]. Not even from the side. >> I don't think they're trendy. They're. free. They sent them to me for free. >> Yes. [laughter]. No. Yeah. Benny used our PSD underwear. and he would like sag all the way down. here. >> and he thought it was trendy. But. >> Well, then I'll have to get rid of them. >> All of them. [laughter]. Like we all know that you. >> Let me tell you what I found in the.
closet. I remember one thing. The like. pink zebra print shorts. >> Oh. >> yes. But those weren't like a like a. find. Like. >> I like those shorts. I would still wear. those shorts. I'd wear those right now. He would wear those with the flip flops. and it wasn't. >> They're gone. Anyways, what I found in. his closet were a pair of flipflops that. he made. >> out of turf. He. >> No, I didn't make those. I bought them. like that. He bought them at a gift. I. bought them at a truck stop. No, that's. word automatic. >> When he came to the car, he was so. >> turf flip flops. Turf flip flops to.
church. >> On a date. >> On a date with me to church. And he wore. it uh like the turf. >> Oh my gosh. I'M STARTING SO MANY TRENDS. The turf flip [laughter] flops. That's. crazy. You know what? >> I bet people are going to start wearing. these shirts, too. Cropped. >> Low cropped. Just cuz I did it. >> Well, yeah. Some guys are Did you throw. those away? >> Like you? >> The shoes? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Did he get mad? >> Yes. >> Wait, what? Should throw away your. shoes? >> Yes. That's messed up. He. >> They're not his church shoes. Turf. Turf. Oh, turf shoes. Cash knows how. much I like. He uses a lot like for.
outside and stuff. >> This? >> Yeah. The the up. >> I bought him new ones. >> Uh. >> I walk outside and. >> Yeah. I I walk in I walk in their house. and I see Maverick and Cash like. swinging aggressively on the [laughter]. swing. I looked when y'all were on the. phone. I was like, "Dang, they're really. swinging right now.". >> Wait, were we? I didn't even notice. >> They're kicking at the same time. >> Yes. Y'all's feet were in sync. You were. kicking at the same time. You were. swinging. We have a porch swing, but. it's like kind of tiny and like really. little and it's like [laughter] barely. fits one person on it. And yeah, >> one time we're sitting outside, the boys.
are like talking about like podcast. episodes and Cash and Alex are sitting. on the swing and they're swinging. aggressively and all of a sudden the. swing like falls out of the sky and hits. the ground really good. Wasn't it both on it? >> We're both staying on it. WE'RE LIKE, "YEAH, SO HERE'S BOOM." [laughter]. >> Like remember when Cash fell through the. ceiling? It was like that on the swing. I know that Cash like farted when he had. hit the ground. [laughter]. >> Yeah, it gave me a little bit of a. softer landing. It blew me up. >> Speaking of being heavy, did you guys.
see the girl on TikTok THAT WAS LIKE. CRAZY? That is. >> insane to say. Let me finish. >> I know exactly who you're talking about. >> You do? No. >> Oh, okay. So, this girl, she's on. TikTok. She's like, >> "If you take your clothes off to step on. the scale, then you're already too big.". >> I was like I was like, "What? every. morning. >> I was like, "That's crazy.". >> Wait, I I I wear myself naked. But. that's because. >> I WAS LIKE, "I'M TAKING OFF my wedding. ring." Like, I'm [laughter] sitting. there LIKE LIKE.
RIGHT AFTER I take a boop, I GO TO THE. >> YOU GOT LIKE YOU GOT TO make sure all. everything's out. You're like spitting. in the sink to MAKE SURE. >> WHY WOULD she say that? >> She's just saying if if it's that close, then you're already. >> I don't know who it was. Some chick. But. I was like, "That's a crazy take.". >> Or no. Gosh, there was another girl that. said something insane about. >> I don't remember what she said. She was. like, "If you're 160 lbs, then don't. even try to lose weight.". >> Yes, I saw that one. >> No, there was another thing. There was. something crazy. >> What are you talking about, Harper? >> Um, Spencer Barbosa posted a stitch to.
this girl talking. She was like, >> "Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, I saw Spencer's. stitch.". >> What' she say, though? >> I don't uh I don't know. >> It was like It was like this the lady. that was in the stitch was like, "If. you're over 160 lbs as a woman and you. think you're like good-looking, then. what are you doing?" Like, you can't. proudly walk around like that. That's so. embarrassing. And like a lot of people. carry weight differently, too. So you. can look like skinny at 160. >> You know how girls always want to be. skinny? >> Isn't Cash 170 and he looks like. >> Well, why'd you call me out? [laughter].
>> What the heck? >> You know how girls and guys always like. want to be like skinny? >> I'm 180. >> Do y'all think that's going to go away. now that like you know there's like. Ompic and people just get skinny? >> Um. >> like do you think it's going to be like. a new thing? >> Well, back in the day it was. >> like muscles or something? It's going to. be like oh now you got to be a jacked. girl. Everyone, that's always been my. thing. What are you talking about? Everyone's always wanted to be shredded. >> Yeah. No, everybody wants Except for in. the in the old days when being fat. >> I'm just saying if being skinny ends up. being super easy with those epic in like.
10 years, there's got to be something. else that everyone's going to try to. like. Well, speaking of which, uh, six-packs, in case y'all are wondering, 10 to 20% of the population have a. fourpack. 60 to 70% have a six-pack. 15. to 20% of people are born with an eight. pack. And only well under 1% are born. with a 10 pack. So you're physically. born with a different amount of abs. >> A 12-pack is not a thing. >> No, I don't think so. >> I'm pretty sure my coach had a 12-pack. He was very shredded. >> Kenzie and I are going to get a 12-pack. We've been going to Pilates.
>> Okay, >> Harper. It's summer time. You should go. I know. We going ain't going. >> I should go. Why not? >> Cuz it's so early. Who wants to go to. that? >> Yeah. I wake up this morning. I thought. the podcast was at 12:00 and my mom. wakes me up. She's screaming at me. She's like, "Why are you awake? The podcast was at 12:00. What time are. you waking up? >> 11:58. I WOKE UP AT 11:58. I was like, "Crap, crap, crap. I got to get my stuff. together." So, I get my stuff together, go in the car, I'm start driving here, and then I see your text like 2 minutes. later. I'm like, "Oh, it starts at. 3:00.". >> Oh, that's embarrassing.
>> I would go back and I tell my mom. Yeah. How [laughter] rude. >> So, then I went to bed again and then I. went to bed again. >> So, did you just get up or what? >> No, I had my voice lesson. >> I Kenzie and I we we took this class and. we were like, "Oh, we'll go try it." And. then we did it and we loved it and we've. brought in multiple friends to it now. And I really I really do want you to go. I want you to just experience it. >> at least once. >> So me or her? >> Everyone. >> Y'all are going to have your time. We're. going to take y'all two and pay. >> Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. Do you know the same girls.
think Pilates is too hard for guys? >> No. We have seen a few guys come in. there. >> Case in point. Listen to all of them. >> Do y'all do the heat room? >> Have fallen. >> It's cuz they don't want to be there. >> No. No. They have fallen like they can't. hold their bodies up anymore. >> No, I actually have no doubt that you. guys will be able to go in there and do. the workout and you'll be like, "Yeah, I. mean, it was I do it." I think they'll. be able to do it, but I want you guys to. experience it. I think it's a good. experience. Didn't you bring your Kindle. with you? >> Why? Wait, Kinsey, why do you doubt it. when Cash and Pap both walked out the.
door and ran a marathon, yet you've been. training for six weeks? >> It was a half. >> Okay, that's half. >> How long How long did it take you to run. a half marathon? like two hours. something. >> That's insane. Wait, how how could he. how long have you trained for? >> Zero days. I just walked down. >> That's insane. What happened was like. >> But you're saying you can't do half. >> Actually, I WAS GOING TO TAKE out the. trash and me and M were having the. conversation about how hard it is to run. a half marathon. So I said, "Yeah, I. started my timer. I started running.". >> He said, "I'm going to run a mile real. quick. See how long it would take me.". >> I had no earbuds, no water.
>> for him to come back and he doesn't come. back. >> No earbuds, no water, nothing. I just. started my timer, ran 14 miles or the. half marathon, >> whatever it is, the half marathon. like. want to know like were you sweating. after or like. >> Oh, he was dying. >> I don't sweat, girl. Come on. You know. [laughter]. >> No. Yeah, I was sweating. >> Well, >> I think we should take you guys and I. think we should just film it. >> Okay, we'll run. We'll run to the. Pilates studio. >> Yeah, >> that's a long ways. >> That is kind of far. Wait, I BET YOU I. BET YOU THE number. >> How FAR IS IT? I BET. >> IT'S LIKE 20 MILES.
>> NO, it's not. Wait, what? Put it in. >> It's not 20 miles. >> We run to that. >> It's probably like eight or nine. >> Oh, that's [laughter] might work for me. now. That was like my warmup for the. half marathon. >> Yo, could y'all run to my house one day? >> Yeah, your house isn't that far, actually. >> Yeah, your house is like 4.6 miles. >> No, actually Wait. Yeah, you're like. really 6.8 miles. >> It's about what I ran to walk around. >> Harper, I should run to your house next. to you. >> No, no, the Pilates studio is 6.8. >> Oh. >> Oh, so Harper's house is even closer.
>> Yeah. So, y'all could run to my house. and I could give y'all water and then. y'all could run back. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Should do that. Well, >> what's the furthest y'all ran? >> Listen, while Kinsey was running the. other day, she made up a whole story. >> I did what? >> About how she got kidnapped. >> OH MY GOSH. >> I DID NOT MAKE IT UP. AND don't share my. story cuz I'm going to put it on my Tik. Tok. >> and I need views. >> We're sharing your story. So, share the. story. >> Um, yeah, you can make a Tik Tok about. it, too. I'd do it before this episode. drops if I was you. [laughter] Um, Kenzie. thinks she was getting.
>> kidnapped. I'm going to get so roasted. She thinks the stalker was following her. >> is my assumption, >> which it could have been. >> Or it could just be. >> the person that has been messing with. Harper's car and everything. >> She thinks it was that person. >> You think it I knew someone followed. you, but don't you thought it was that. guy? >> You are going to get so destroyed in the. comments section. Everyone's going to. tell you you're a horrible husband. >> You can't even tell me what kind of car. it was. So, how do you know it was? >> Yes, I do know it was. It was a gray.
toy. Uh, no, not Toyota. Toyota Camry. >> No, it was a gray Hyundai. It was the. size of a mom car. >> Bigger than a sedan. I don't know what. that's called. Oh, a hatchback. [laughter]. >> Hatchback. >> And uh what exactly? What exactly. happened with its gray hatchback? >> Oh, it's such a long story. >> Don't worry, we'll buckle up. >> Alphaba. Glenda. Alphaba. Glenda. That's. so cute. >> These are the painted lip balms. Go. follow James Charles. >> Oh, well, they never get canceled again.
>> [laughter]. >> Only if you're 18 plus, >> dude. >> Oh my god. >> Wait, what is that? >> These are really good. They're uh lip. balms. I put them on my keys. >> Gosh. >> Okay, so Kenzie the story. >> Okay. Okay. >> I am training for a half marathon. >> You're going to want to hear this, Harper. >> Me, too. The Yeah, Kate, too. And the. other day, I had to run 40 minutes. So, I decided to run 20 minutes away from. the house and 20 minutes back to the. house. And so when I got 20 minutes. away, I was just like a little over two.
miles and it was time for me to turn. around. >> Dang. >> I know. I know. Good job, girl. >> Anyways, so I'm about to turn around and. I see this gray car on the side of the. road with their hazards on and I. >> And this is true. >> This is true. >> She came back like freaked out. >> Really? >> And um. >> Oh, I almost died, too. It's fine. Um. but anyway, so I see this gray car on. the side of the road with their hazards. on. I don't think much about it cuz I. run next to the road where all the cars. are. I was like, "It's just another. car." I turn around and I start coming.
back. Maybe 60 seconds later, I see the. same car, but now they're parked on the. right side of the road or what I think. to be the same car. I don't actually. know for sure. It was on the right side. of the road with their hazards on. And. I'm running on the right side of the. road. So, if I would have kept running, I would have been like right next to. their car. We're on they're on the side. of the road. So I was like, I don't know. if that's the same car, but either way, I should probably go on the other side. of the road because you're not supposed. to run next to stopped cars like that.
So I go to the other side of the road. and you think that's stupid. That is. called intelligence. >> Can I tell you just one small little. thing after this about a woman literally. right out on this road probably three. years ago is out on a run and a stopped. car as she runs by jumps out of the car. and tries to grab her and the woman. pulls her gun on the man and he let her. go cuz she had her gun. And that's right. outside our house. >> I don't believe that. I don't believe. that that did happen. >> OH MY GOSH. WHY? When did that happen? >> That's why you got to say strapped all. the time. >> It happened. I told you it happened like. 3 years ago.
>> I just don't believe that was all that. was. >> It did. It did happen. Yeah, it did. happen. >> Just a random person. >> I'm so. >> out of the blue. I don't think so. >> Do you know? Oh my gosh. >> We live in like one of the We live in. one of the safest neighborhoods in. Texas. >> Hold on. Calm down, Kenzie. I That was. messed up. I would have told her that. sooner. >> Oh my gosh. I need to My mom is going to. freak out and call me after she sees. this episode. I need to go buy a gun or. >> one. >> something. >> I'm gonna get a gun when I'm 21. >> No, you shouldn't. I wouldn't do that. [laughter]. >> Anyway, so what happened?
>> Go buy a specific one for running that's. really small. >> Yeah. >> Or maybe pepper spray. >> No, pepper spray doesn't do it for me. >> It's not still pepper spray me though. one day. >> Yeah, I'll put. >> You have to do it to yourself. >> No, I I want. >> I don't recommend it. It's really bad. >> So, Kenzie, what what happened? >> Okay, I'm sorry. So, I decide to go to. the left side of the road so I don't. have to pass by this car because if. you're intelligent, you don't pass by. cars that are stopped on the side of the. road. >> Which I agree with that by the way. Well, for you guys. >> Yeah. Regardless of if they're like.
innocently doing whatever they're doing. or not, you should probably not run past. a car that's stopped that close to the. sidewalk. So, I go to the other side and. I'm running. And as soon as I pass where. they are on the road, they start going. again. And I'm still not thinking it's. like that big of a deal because I'm. like, I don't even know if it's the same. car. And they turn into the first. neighborhood that they can. And I just. keep going. I'm not thinking about it. too much. But then 30 seconds later, they start passing me. And I was like, "Okay, this time I'm going to like take.
note of what kind of car this is." So I. look at the car color and the it's a. Hyundai. And I'm like, "Okay, got it.". And I keep going straight. And at this. point, I'm probably like five minutes. from the house and they um they turn. into our neighborhood that's on the left. hand side of the road. And so I'm going. down towards our house and right before. I turn into our neighborhood, I look to. the left and they're stopped. You know.
how when you come into our neighborhood, there's an entrance and an exit and. there's grass in the middle. >> They're stopped on the other side of the. grass just sitting there. And yeah, the. cars the same car. >> and I was like, "Okay, that's weird.". But instead of. >> Yeah, instead of turning into our. neighborhood, I was like, "If for. whatever reason this is somebody like. following me, I'm not going to turn into. our neighborhood because I don't want. them to know where I live." So, I kept. going straight and as I went straight, they start pulling out. And I get to the.
end of the sidewalk. At our. neighborhood, there's like a sidewalk. that ends and turns into grass. So, I. get to the end of the sidewalk and I. turn around and if they're here and I'm. coming back this way, they turn right. and I'm running towards them now. And I. was like, "Okay, I can go back into the. neighborhood now." So, I turn around and. as soon as I turn around, they flip a U. in the middle of the road, which is. illegal right there. And I was like, "That's freaking weird." So, then I go.
past the neighborhood again. Keep in. mind, I'm saying this all really fast, but it happened within like a 10-minute. time period, and I'm well past my 40. minutes. So, I'm angry now because I was. like, I was only supposed to run for 40. minutes, and now it's like 45 and I'm. out of breath, and I can't breathe, and. I just want to quit. >> What are you training for again? >> But you can't quit because if you stop. running, you'll get kidnapped. [laughter]. >> Yes. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, I got to keep moving. And so, anyway, >> wait, you're telling me for 10 minutes. straight? >> WERE YOU TRYING TO MOTIVATE ME? You're.
telling me for 10 minutes straight your. little eggs outran a car? >> Yes, [laughter]. >> I did. You are not ridiculous at all, Kenzie. They're making you sound. ridiculous. >> I 100% believe this could happen and it. could be a threatening person. >> Do I think Do I think Do I think that. it's probably much more likely that it's. like a fan in the neighborhood that saw. you and was just like, "Oh my gosh, is. that Kinsey?". >> No fan's mom is going to follow a girl. around. Like, they're not stupid. What. if it's someone that's like. >> How do you know? Wait, how do you know.
it was a fan's mom? >> Well, because. >> how come the fan wasn't in the car with. the mom? >> Yes. >> Yeah. And they could be like just. driving around the fan's MOM WOULD DRIVE. AROUND THE FAN'S MOM WAS driving them. around. Then I'm scared again because. why are you an adult being like, "Yeah, I can follow this woman around.". >> What if it's not an adult? What if it's. like just some 17-year-old girl? Like. >> that still just is like a mad weird. I. wouldn't even do that. That's what I'm. saying. >> Yeah, you would. If you were driving. down the street and you thought you saw. Sabrina Carpenter running, you'd be.
like, "What the you're flipping you?". >> But I wouldn't follow her around if she. cleared. But you definitely. >> It was like 10 minutes. >> I don't know what Kate's saying either. Uh didn't one time in high school, one. of your friend has a crush on a guy and. you guys literally stalked him all the. way to his house or his hotel. >> That's completely different. >> Oh my gosh. What? >> That is [laughter] And they and they sat. outside and did a camp out. >> That's probably We were at his place of. work in broad daylight. broad daylight. >> Yeah. >> His place of work. That is very insane.
>> He was a cart pusher at a store. We just. watched him push carts all day. [laughter]. >> That's different. >> How is that different? That's actually. watching a 16-year-old dude. >> If I was a 16-year-old dude and I'm. pushing carts and I will go over to a. car and there's two girls like I do not. feel threatened. >> I don't know. You never know what. they're capable of. You're right. No, y'all are right. Girls should be allowed. to stalk guys. >> No, >> guys just can't stop. >> That's not what I said. I agree with. that. Low key. Honestly, >> I think girls are a lot of shot guys. Anyways, let me let me finish the last.
little part. So, when he flipped the U, I was like, frick, I got to go pass the. neighborhood again cuz I don't want him. to know where I'm I live. So, I pass the. neighborhood. He turns back into the. neighborhood. I'm like, "Okay, we're. going to do the exact same thing we just. did." So, he pulls out and he's turning. right and I get up here and he's passing. me. And as soon as he gets like right to. where I am on the road, I flip at you. and I sprint as fast as I can back to. the house. And as soon as I get to our. door, I like look around and there's no.
car. And then I go inside and that's it. Yeah, >> that's what happened. And it probably. sounds like climactic to you, but it was. very climactic to me because I couldn't. breathe and I felt like I was going to. die. >> Don't you guys just think like it's kind. of odd how she kept seeing the same car. over and over and they just kept. flipping around to see where she was. You're not telling me. I agree with you. What the heck, Harper? Your nail. Really? That's gross. That's very gross. >> Oh, you just Why did you rip that off? >> Cuz it was coming off. Anyways, hurt. >> No. No. I need to get these off.
Anyways, everybody this summer that I've. hung out with like like any guys that. I've gone on dates with this summer, they've they're they've all been like, "What is up with your nails?". >> Oh, that's so mean. >> No, they're like, "Those are ghetto long. nails." And I was like, "Gosh, >> well, um I like them." So, >> dang. So, I'm going to hit you with my. painted. >> They are kind of long though. >> Can I see your lip gloss? >> Yes. >> I won't use it. I just What do you want? I just want to look at it. Either one. >> Linda or Glenda?
>> Glinda or Glenda? >> Alphaba or Glenda? >> I was trying to find the story that I. was telling you and I did find it. By. the way, >> uh the police department like in our. city posted like pictures of the guy. getting arrested and his car cuz. somebody's security camera caught it. But I also saw another story. Um, a. different guy right out in this area got. out of his car and pushed a woman to the. ground and started groping her on the. ground. >> What the freak? >> Literally just like assaulted this woman. and she starts screaming and then like. people that heard her screaming came and.
got the guy off her. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, when was this? >> And that was the police department that. posted this. So I know it's true. >> Uh, that one was a few years ago. >> Oh, I thought it was like recent. >> Yeah. Oh my god. So things, even though. we live in a very safe area, things do. happen and you should be running with. your gun. >> Wait, what the [ __ ]. >> What the. >> what? >> Run with your gun. >> Would you rather her not run with her. gun and not be able to shoot the person. that's groping her? >> How about I feel like we're saying a lot. of words right now. >> Yeah, a lot of bad words. I don't like. those words. How about just run on a. treadmill to the How about we just do. that?
>> I want you to know. >> Run on a treadmill. Maybe that's a. better option. [laughter]. >> Or maybe maybe you can just follow her. on a bike or something. >> I JUST IMAGINE THAT'S WHAT you should. do. You should come. Oh my gosh, that. would be so nice. I did that to Kate. once. I followed her on a on a on a. hoverboard. >> You did do that? >> Yeah. Was he. >> on the hoverboard? >> Yeah. And then I made a TikTok. I was. like, "Go faster. Go." [laughter]. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm assuming the hoverboard. didn't die. >> No, it didn't actually. And I'm. >> They have They have like a half mile.
battery. So, >> for some reason, I'm imagining Kate and. Kinsey just running now with full like. full rifles just like this. [laughter]. like they're army soldiers just like. >> no you just you just put. >> they got bulletproof vests on. >> you put it in your little thing so that. way when someone tries to get you you. just whip it out real quick. >> That's a viral Tik Tok. Y'all should. film that. You guys should go out and it. doesn't you guys. >> Tik Tok would take it down. >> Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess it's true. >> Yeah, I wouldn't do that. >> No. >> No. There's definitely bad stuff can. happen. I do feel like the area we're in. is I mean not feel like I know it's like. one of the safest areas. Like y'all are.
probably fine here. If you were on like. the other side of. >> that's kind of dangerous. >> Can you believe that please? We've been. saying that multiple times. >> No, we haven't said the city name at. all. Please just bleep the city name for. my sane sanity, please. >> Okay, anyways, continue. And we're back. I don't want your nail. >> I don't want it. >> Look inside of it. Ew. Is it bloody? >> NO, IT'S NOT. [laughter]. >> IT WENT IN HIS MOUTH. It went in his. mouth. >> Oh my gosh. [laughter].
>> Oh man. I would be so mad if. >> whatever liquid was on that. I taste it. >> Where did it go? >> It's on. >> What liquid was that? >> How did you aim it that well? >> Oh my gosh. Harper, >> I'm What was that? Because it went in my. mouth. WHATEVER. >> BLOOD. [screaming]. >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> Look how much blood's on this. >> Have you did it? >> Look.
>> I can't look. I can't. >> No. That's my lip gloss. >> You got to show your lip gloss. >> Oh my gosh. >> We can't be too sure. [laughter]. >> That was crazy. What made you think to. put lip gloss in here and throw it at. somebody? >> That's so cute. >> I can literally taste it still. >> I forgot to tell you like saying, "Why? Why does her blood kind of taste good?". >> I forgot to tell you this story that. Okay. The other day, remember when we. were all hanging out with all of our. friends? >> Mhm. [laughter] There was um one of our.
friends told us this story that I wanted. to tell you, but I wanted to wait till. we were on the phone. >> Wait, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHEN I Okay, we're taking two separate cars to go to. a movie and I call. >> Oh, no. Don't repeat that. It was not. that. >> No, just don't repeat that. It was It. was not that though. Just don't repeat. that. >> Okay. Just know some crazy things were. being said. >> She called us when like a crazy oneliner. was said about people very specific and. it she was like, "Oh my gosh, what is. happening?" And I was like, "Yeah.". Anyways, not that.
>> Okay. So, what's your story? >> Oh, so Haley tells me a couple months. ago that she is at this like karaoke bar. with her fiance and this woman starts. Okay, sorry it's so bad. This woman. starts having like she passes out and. she's sitting in the chair and she. starts to faint and Haley's fiance is a. paramedic. So he goes over and he starts. helping this woman and she passes out. and he's helping her and Haley's. standing there and the guy behind the. bar looks at Haley and goes, "I think. that wheelchair in the corner over there.
belongs to this woman." And so Haley's. like, "Okay, I'll go get it." And so she. goes over to this wheelchair. >> And it's like one of those really nice. big like electric wheelchairs, like. really expensive. >> Oh no. >> And you can't just push it. So Haley. sits down in this wheelchair. >> and she's trying to. >> a random person one. >> Yeah. Random. She's sitting in this. wheelchair trying to drive it over to. this lady and she like couldn't figure. out how to work it and a guy comes up to. her and he's like that's my wheelchair. [laughter].
>> Wait, the guy was standing? >> Yes. >> What the. >> Haley was so confused. She was like And. then she said it was so loud in there. [snorts] She was like it's so loud in. there. Like you kid I couldn't even. explain to him why I was trying to take. his wheelchair. So I just got up and I. waved at him and I walked away. >> Oh my gosh. [laughter]. So funny. I was like, unfortunately, she. has a like so many stories. I'm like, I'm categorizing that as a Haley. original. Like things that would never I. don't think have ever happened. >> You don't want to steal uh I don't even. know if it's a paralyzed person, but you.
don't want to steal someone's. wheelchair. >> Can we [laughter] talk about the guy. that we encountered today? >> I want to talk about the guy that I. encountered about two weeks ago. >> Oh, tell us a lot of guy encounters. >> Okay, so basically this happened like. two weeks ago. So, me and Harper, the. little Harper, we were going into. Starbucks and um we're walking in to. film something and I see this guy walk. out and he's like tweaking out. He's. like he's like like going crazy and he's. he's talking to himself. He's like like. he's cussing under his breath. >> Poor guy. [snorts].
>> And so we're like, "What the heck?" He. like looks us in the eyes. He walks over. there. He like aggressively walks over. there and like shoves the door out of. the way in front of us. So me and Harper. are just like looking. We hear like a. huge glass shatter break and it's like a. huge like tomato sauce can or something. like he shatters tomato sauce. everywhere. >> He comes back outside. >> Yeah, outside of Starbucks. Like right. over there. >> A tomato can. >> A tomato can. He throws it and then he. comes back and then inside the building. >> Uh no, no, no. Outside the building. He. walks out the door and smashes it. Then.
comes back to me and Harper. He starts. chasing after us. We're running to the. car. What? >> He wasn't chasing after us, but he was. walking very quickly towards us and. looking at his. >> Did you have more tomato cans? >> No. Oh, no. But he was like clearly on. something and he was saying something. about like um like the world right now. and what's happening I guess. I don't. know what's happening, but he was saying. like what's happening in the world? And. so [laughter] um. >> he was saying what's happening? >> Yeah. And so he starts run not running. but like speedw walking towards me and. Harper. We run back into the car. We're. freaking out. We run back into the car. and we're like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Finally he leaves and walks.
back around the building. >> and leaves us. But he was like screaming. cussing. Like y'all don't understand how. scary it was. Like I thought that we. were going to get killed. I swear tomato. can. >> No, by him. Like he was like like. >> No, he's just acting crazy. >> Cuz he was not scared to like cuss out. >> Well, you never know. They could have. weapons. >> No. Yeah. More tomato cans. >> No, he wasn't scared at all. Like he was. like looking at us straight in the eyes. like doing whatever he wanted and I was. like, "What the heck are you doing?" Um. but I think he was on drugs obviously, but. >> it was sad to see. >> Did he eventually just walk away and.
then y'all went in? >> And yeah. Um he like was like tripping. all over the parking lot. We finally go. to went to Sprouts to get another tomato. sauce can and then me and Harour walked. in. >> Oh my gosh. >> We were we were too scared. We didn't. even get anything from Starbucks. Like. we were. >> attacked at Starbucks. >> Yeah. No, like we went right back in to. Starbucks and we just filmed what we. needed filmed and we were going to get. stuff but we were so scared. So then we. walked out and I asked the guy the. worker. I was like what happened? And he. was like just a crazy guy and he was. like did he like throw something out. there? It was either a tomato sauce can. or um a actual Starbucks drink. I think.
he like grabbed it off the shelf and. like smashed it. But it was so scary. It. was terrible. And like in like where we. live, that's kind of really rare to see. So I was like, "What the heck?". >> But yeah, it was like so scary. >> The amount of homeless people that we. saw on tour that were. >> Yeah, it was nothing like that though. Like they the homeless people that we. see on tour, some of them are crazy, but. some just like sit down and like talk to. themselves. >> He can kind of chill. >> He was like running towards us. I was. like, "What are you doing?" Like. >> Yeah. I feel like I've been to a lot of. like especially just when you get to.
like downtown cities where like. homelessness is like a big issue. Like I. feel like we've been to a lot of those. cities and I would say like most of the. time like they're never actually. bothering. >> no. >> anyone. I feel like they're they just. like. >> Yeah, they kind of vibe on their own. Except one time the guy chased me with a. blanket overstead. >> Yeah. See, it does happen to. >> Why is everyone getting chased? I don't. I haven't been chased by. >> I kind of deserved it. I was taking his. scooter. Um. >> you took his you stole a homeless man's. scooter. the homeless man. You and Kate. should be ashamed of yourself. >> No, I didn't steal the homeless man.
scooter. It was a public scooter. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, did we ever tell them. what Kate did? >> I think you when I when the Door Dash. driver left my Door Dash with the. homeless people. >> But no, this homeless guy, I was getting. like one of the birds or limes or. whatever the scooters you rent. And I. start to go to rent it and then as I'm. renting it, it's in like the middle of. the night. It's like 1:00 a.m. I'm going. to rent it. He comes over with a blanket. over his head and he's you got it like. this, like literally like this, like. you're trying to scare someone. And. [laughter] he was like HE WAS LIKE, "DUCK [screaming] MY SCOOTER." AND HE. STARTS RUNNING AT ME LIKE THIS LIKE.
SCOOTER SCOOTER. [laughter]. >> And I didn't want to debate it. >> Crazy. >> No. Do that again. Do that again. >> Oh my gosh. >> It's not fat. It's muscle. Harper. >> Well, then why is it wiggling so much? Cuz muscles are usually stiff. So. >> you want to feel it? It's muzzle. >> See it? >> Shake your arm again. >> No, it's muscle. You look good, bro. >> Look, >> I can shake all my muscles. Look.
>> Yeah, that's also fat. [laughter]. >> Like, you have to have fat where muscle. is. So, >> wait. You have to have. >> You were doing hot Pilates with us. >> Look. [laughter]. >> Yeah, maybe I'll take that up. >> I'm very strong, too. >> WOW. WHY ARE YOU FLEXING? Who flexes. like that? Go like this. Come on. [laughter] What is that here? I'm so. strong. Look at me, >> Spider-Man. >> You're going to shoot a web at me. >> Look. [laughter] Look. I actually am. strong. >> Oh, yeah. >> Still, girl, you're like,
>> "No, go like this.". >> Wait, can can y'all touch your whole. entire hand down to your Wait, actually, can you touch your thumb to your. >> I don't think Can you do it actually? >> Wait, what? Do what? TOUCH YOUR THUMB TO. YOUR. >> OH, THAT'S KIND OF IMPRESSIVE. Is it? >> Wow. >> Kind of. Hey, I wonder how. >> Well, I don't know if it's appropriate, actually. >> It's appropriate. I just say it. >> It was in the Victoria's Secret. >> It's inappropriate. I wouldn't say that. >> No, I'm kidding. Yeah, go ahead. Say it. >> Well, we might cut it out, right? >> If it's if it's that bad, but if you.
>> We were Listen, we were just shopping. the Victoria's Secret semianual sale and. they have like their like you know how. the sale is, they have like the bins. just overflowing with Yeah. with. underwear. So, Kenzie and I are like. picking through the underwear and this. couple comes up and. >> wait before you were there though, he. was saying stuff before. >> No, they walked into the store and came. right next to me and that's when I said. I was like so close to them. I just. walked away cuz I was like, "What is. >> Oh, you must have walked away then. whenever he said what I heard. >> Yeah. Well, >> somebody say something. [laughter].
>> I DON'T SAY YOU MESSED UP. >> You say what you heard and then I'll say. what I heard. So, which I feel bad cuz I. know that it was literally just like it. was like a couple probably in their like. late 40s. >> Don't make fun of a couple. >> No, no, no. Just they're f what Kate. heard was like, "Okay, you're you're. just a couple." But what I heard was. >> it was still like I probably wouldn't be. saying it in public. And anyways, I'm. digging through the like little bins and. this couple comes up. They're standing. right next to us and the wife starts.
like picking up underwear and the. husband is just I mean he is sharing his. opinion. [laughter] He's He starts with. >> I want to try that in Victoria's Secret. >> I WAS LIKE [laughter]. >> I WAS LIKE, "OKAY.". I was like, "Oh gosh." I was like, "I'm. just going to look past that one. Okay, I'll just like pretend I didn't hear. it." And she keeps picking them up. And. he's like, "Oh, I've seen that one. before.". >> E just like. >> crazy oneliners. >> Wait, if she's picking it up and.
[laughter] he's saying, "I've seen it. before." Then I'm assuming she doesn't. already have it. I'd be concerned if I. was I'd [laughter] be concerned. >> No. And I was just like, "Okay, all. right. I feel like I'm intruding on. something at the end.". >> Maybe he worked there and was just. helping her, you know? [laughter]. >> I was like, "I feel like I'm intruding. on something." Which I was like, "You. know what? To each their own. You guys. seem like a happy a happy very, very. happy couple. >> Very happy.". >> But I was like, I just I'm a little too. close for my liking. So I walked away at. that point. >> And then I didn't know any of that. And. from my perspective, they were not.
married. cuz he was talking about his. kids to her as if she didn't. I was. right. My kids. Oh my gosh. I WAS RIGHT. >> THEY'RE NOT MARRIED. >> You were right. >> I'm a detective. >> Wow. >> What? >> Yeah. So, I I was under the assumption. that like she like knew him kind of just. from standing there. >> Oh my gosh. >> But but here in Cape Side, I don't know. what what's happening between the two of. them. But then just he linked for sure. He picks. And most men when they walk.
into Victoria's Secret, they like are. quiet. >> No. First of all, most men don't. They. don't. But you don't go in. No. But if. you do get trapped in there, you're just. like, you got to look at the ground. You. got to wa My phone is very interesting. All the things on HERE. WOW. >> YOU GUYS WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT'S on my. home screen right now. >> He's like following so quietly and so. close by this girl. Anytime I see a man, that's what he's doing. >> Yeah. So, I'm standing there and he's. digging through those things and I was. like, >> when I saw him like get later, he was. folding them up. What the? Yeah, that's.
worked there. [laughter]. >> No, no. Then he, this is the part I. don't know if it's like appropriate, but. maybe it's fine. He pulls open a pair of. underwear and in underwear there's like. extra fabric. where the like. >> Yeah. Anyways, so he he looks at this. fabric. Maybe this is How can I say that. without it being inappropriate? >> I don't know. >> Was it like period underwear? >> Okay, let's move on. >> LET'S [laughter] GO. >> NO, THAT that's a normal human thing. >> YEAH, BUT NOT FOR ME. OKAY, SO WELL, they sell period swimsuits and stuff.
like that with extra padding. SO, IN. CASE. >> THAT'S ENOUGH, YO, >> I THINK IT'S A FINE THING to talk about. [laughter]. >> He goes the man, he looks at the girl. In my head, they don't know each other. So, it was even more weird for me. He. looks at the girl and he's like, "Why do. they put all this extra scent fabric in. here?" And she was like, "What?" And. heard that. >> And and he was like, "Is it to like. block odor?" And I was like, he did not. just ask that. He.
>> He did not. >> I mean, I I don't know. You don't know. till you know, I guess. >> Wait, what? Scent? Like a scent? Is that. a thing? >> No. >> No. He was making stuff. >> You know what? All the clothes. >> I feel like I for. >> Anyways, after that, he's still digging. through. And this is when he starts. talking about his kids cuz he's like, I. can't find any smalls. MY DAUGHTER NEEDS. A SMALL. OH MY GOSH. OH [laughter] MY. GOSH. OH MY GOSH. >> I was like, "Okay, this is weird.".
That's when Do you remember looking up. at you? I like looked up at you and I. was like, "That's the weirdest thing. I've ever. >> I thought you were looking at me, though, cuz he just made the comment. about the extra fabric being to protect. odor.". >> No, I was about to. >> Why is this guy so loud in there? [laughter]. >> Why is everyone hearing this. conversation? >> Yeah, he's talking at a normal LEVEL. JUST LIKE. >> I NEED A SMALL FOR MY DAUGHTER. >> This ought to do. >> Oh, no. Wait, that's so bad. Yeah, it was odd. Was he looking at like the boy underwear. or like it was Victoria underwear?
>> He's definitely the type of guy to. follow someone running. I'll tell you. that. >> Oh, you mean like the shorts? I'm sure. he was nice. We don't know anything. about this. >> Okay. Unpopular. Well, I don't know. It's an opinion. Um I find it mad weird. that Inventory Secret you just like you. just like go through underwear like this. and you're like it's like all in a bin. >> That's why you wash it before you wear. it. >> No, but that's weird. Like what? What? >> Uh. >> every man's underwear is like in. packaging and like it's plastic and it's. packaged. >> It's just different. It's just. different. >> I don't get why it's just like all. there.
>> At least I don't have the period. >> Now that I know that men uh are going. through the underwear, I'm definitely. washing it. >> Oh, yeah. You definitely watch. >> Well, how else do they get underwear for. their daughter? [laughter]. >> That's so weird. >> Harvey, you know what? You know, you. know what happened this weekend, too? [laughter]. [clears throat]. >> Oh, this is so bad, man. I'm so sorry, but. >> no, don't talk about this yet. >> No, talk about it. >> This is a thumbnail. All right, we'll. talk about it next episode, guys. Come. back next episode. Make sure to. subscribe so you can see it because fun. fact, most of you guys are not. subscribed. So, you should subscribe.
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